Thefluffiestguineapig: How many cats will we collect today is the real question
rasterscan: Did they start Cronos last week or is this the first week>
rasterscan: ?
e_bloc: 3rd week
rasterscan: @e_bloc Drat, I'm super behind then
Juliamon: First week was dull, second (last) week showed promise
rasterscan: Back to the VoD mines I guess
rasterscan: @Juliamon Oh, that boring, eh?
teaspoonC: Good evening chat
e_bloc: yeah I mean I think they said it had potential after week 1
e_bloc: but it was a bit humdrum
Juliamon: You can skip the first episode, it's basically just Dead Space
rasterscan: Got it.
e_bloc: agree
rasterscan: Noah Caldwell Gervais liked it, so I was curious about the game.
rasterscan: Video essay dude.
Juliamon: yeah, a number of people I respect enjoyed it, so the first ep had me very confused
Manae: !next
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teaspoonC: Based on Noah's video I had the impression this one didn't necessary seem like a great stream game? But oh well, I'm here to hang out
Juliamon: but then ep 2 happened
Juliamon: a Very Serious conversation between two helmeted professionals about the importance of cats goes a long way
rasterscan: Cats do make many things better
rasterscan: @teaspoonC I thought that too, but sometimes the spoop boys surprise me
e_bloc: its funny because that sounds like a joke but that is 100% my recollection
rasterscan: And sometimes they hate my favorite games. T_T
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which game did they hate?
Strebenherz: !next
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paronomasiac042: when do we get to see klingons?
skintbint: here come the greatest lads, we love these lads
skintbint: good canadian boys
rasterscan: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was being definitely hyperbolic, but things like Signalis not landing for them where it was a fave of mine.
rasterscan: Or in general longer games losing their attention as they lose track of the story.
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me that's also a thing about streaming the game
Omthebox: I wonder what they'll talk about on the podcast today
virtue_the_cat: ignoring the fact that I have not watched the first two VODs of this to tune in so y'all can keep me company while I nurse this hell cold
e_bloc: I hope it's just Ben trying to teach Adam how to play Netrunner TCG
Juliamon: virtue_the_cat good news, the story might make more sense with a head cold
rasterscan: @virtue_the_cat Don't worry, I also missed those but was assured episode 1 was pretty slow anyway.
Vinewood_OG:
@virtue_the_cat Feel better, friend! 
virtue_the_cat: @Juliamon hahahahahah absolutely incredible
maclaglen: SO there's a cats, and they just kind of show up?
Juliamon: cats are collectible maguffins
Juliamon: you pet them
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Thefluffiestguineapig: No, we have to seek the cats out and pet them for them to be collected
maclaglen: Important facts
calculated_uncertainties: PowerPoint, you say?
Juliamon:
also in the game, cats are collectible maguffins that you can pet 
saucemaster5000: just to be clear -- ca.ts are ONLY collec... aw dang
saucemaster5000: welp time to kidnap cats
Dog_of_Myth: @saucemaster5000 Seems tough to try to steal a musical...
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e_bloc: surely you would catnap cats
drcthulu: Spoops!
RelevantWorm: spooped
korvys:

Desruprot:

calculated_uncertainties: @e_bloc But only for a few minutes
Dog_of_Myth:

DeM0nFiRe:

Kramburger: So Brave
maclaglen: Spoopy
n3ther: D:
Geldaran: awww, he's just doin' his job.
MacbethSeemsSus:

Joecool190:

dolphgrim: 😭😭😭
adept_nekomancer:

e_bloc: Adam driving hard for the spit take
xantos69: Aww... I love Spoopifer.
ButButTheJesus: not our spoopy friend!
Thefluffiestguineapig:

MacbethSeemsSus:

Sarah_Serinde: wow poor Spoopifer
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Thefluffiestguineapig: So is Bartleby
hatboozeparty:

TheWriterAleph: justice 4 spoopifer!!
Vinewood_OG: Sociology
drcthulu: Spoops buzzkillington
Spades_Slicc: Damb Adam and Ben coming out against multi-generational living
dolphgrim: Be nice to Spoopifer. He's having a go of it!
Desruprot: do ghosts pay rent?
fjordsword: Spoopid, you might say
MarkovDescendant: Seems like his house. The hosts are the ones that change
e_bloc: ghosted your asses
gibbousm:

SquareDotCube: spoopology
calculated_uncertainties: This is what we cancel you for
darkcyril: Telling a ghost to grow up is a real funny concept.
Gekyouryuu: look, Spoopifer is at least Out and Proud. some peoples' children are skeletons and they're STILL in the closet.
couchboyj: Check your privledge, some beings eternal souls are bound to the place they died
Mai_Andra: keeps the property value down
Nigouki: Comm Degree in Ouija
hackingducks:

Mr_Horrible: the internet has done more with less
n3ther:
they gotta go bigger to get canceled 
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xantos69:
50 #SaveSpoopifer
Sarah_Serinde:
and we've definitely seen no examples of why good communications are important for a business 
e_bloc: you cant murder a ghost
Strebenherz: ghostly cps
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen might
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e_bloc: honestly if someone's racist its probably the person in the white hood
Sarah_Serinde: I'm not upset, I'm just disappointed
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: can you be racist against ghosts? is ghost a distinct ethnicity?
protojman:

saucemaster5000: can it be dollar store goku
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rebrand with Harry
skintbint: can we make the new mascot the never seen seventeen john cena?
RelevantWorm: addressing the allegations
ghyllnox:

Omthebox: Re-brand to radio show
Mr_Horrible: you won't, because you enjoy bullying him too much OpieOPP
slamaham: new backdrop for gods sake
Mai_Andra: ah, yes... "it's your fault for being upset"
Nigouki: Let's Dope!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: back to back Bloodborne playthroughs
Mr_Horrible: oh god, lol
LowUpsideCJ: a brand refresh
PMAvers: Couple of chattering skulls on a shelf
MacbethSeemsSus: Lets Nope is now Horror+
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just literally use Harry and/or Harriet
hackingducks: oof the cracker barrel rebrand
Gekyouryuu: proposal: ALL Yap, No Game. "Let's? Nope!"
MarkovDescendant: Remove the cracker and the barrel?
e_bloc: just "nope"
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NotCainNorAbel: Don't forget a worse logo in a boring font
DeM0nFiRe: @MacbethSeemsSus Also the price is going up
Juliamon: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa statistically speaking, most ghosts weren't white people in their past life
niccus: cut the intro to just "ok byeeeee"
MarkovDescendant: Which one of them is the cracker and which is the barrel.
BusTed: windows+D
Mr_Horrible: I know he's joking but my hackles are still rising, help
e_bloc: its next to show feet
Dog_of_Myth: It's just "nah"
xantos69: Well if we are going to be doing a rebrand... Can we get Alex back? He would never disrespect Spoopifer our precious boi.
Juliamon: voidstream
lamina5432: it's useful sometimes
n3ther: in teh void
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: I hate it keep it
Gekyouryuu: @MarkovDescendant Ben = Cracker, Adam = Barrel Chested
maclaglen: Welcome to... The Void©
betweenmyself:
speaking of cartoon characters; Muttley rode with Dick Dastardly in the Wacky Races, not Snidely Whiplash 
HorusFive: Ah yes. Void Astthetic
ghyllnox: Get rid of Windows, install Linux
Mr_Horrible: "Let Us Nope"
lochnessseammonster:

itira: sick
ExtraWubs: we would get rid of windows to switch to linus
EvilBadman: Lol the sub notifier catching up to Ityc
ExtraWubs: linux
ExtraWubs: chat
Dog_of_Myth:

MarkovDescendant: Graham would kill you over that font choice.
ExtraWubs: I made a spelling error
Nigouki: Let's Cope: January 2026 has been A THING
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Vinewood_OG: Comic Sans or bust
YFiddler: nice slight green glow
Mr_Horrible: the streamlabs zombie
SquareDotCube: Finally, the background has changed after 12 years!
MacbethSeemsSus: You should add a weird camera filter
Juliamon: the swimming corgi "THANKS FOR FOLLOWING"
GreyThey: You could be sad and make it Let's Mope
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul works so hard to keep that functional
lochnessseammonster:

GamerCat88: ut oh calling bossmans
e_bloc:
666 plz keep
Diabore: small t nope
rasterscan: No no, you got to manually draw a tally mark for each new sub and bit
ghyllnox:

itira: can we actually rebrand to Lets Hope?
hackingducks: bring back party parrot!
dolphgrim: HI PAUL
feet2big: Le Tits? NOPE!
ghyllnox: "Hey boss come here and listen to my bs"
BusTed: it sure is... spartan
TacitusVigil: Dad's here!
itira: anything in comic sans
Mr_Horrible: that matches the lack of aesthetic
realbadatthis_: the spoop bloop
EvilBadman: Just random screams
adept_nekomancer: ian sound .wav
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: bad transparency dancing skeleton gif
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itira: Pauls on it
calculated_uncertainties:
100
DeM0nFiRe:

MacbethSeemsSus: Paul has strong "not mad just disappointed" energy right now
Strebenherz: Have a good one Paul
e_bloc: I feel like Paul went from one to exhaustion very quickly
GamerCat88: damn good Dad
Mr_Horrible: Paul using the Mel Brooks Approach, good man
GreyThey: I feel like this style should be called "Lazycore"
Fanklok: Great now Paul is going to do that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Harry
Vinewood_OG: Paul is calling your parents
Fanklok: And make you use it
ladyjessica: looking forward to seeing this next week
drcthulu: Paul is like nope, I'm not dealing with this
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lochnessseammonster:

n3ther: "It's those two again..."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely adding Harry every so often would be great
BusTed: Paul answers like he's talking to some young nephews
couchboyj:

ghyllnox: "...yeah sure bud"
Mr_Horrible: he loves the rest of you, but your *guts*...
e_bloc: turns out he doesnt care
PMAvers: "Yeah, sure. Okay, so we're going to be disabling your keys...{"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the Pipe Drop noise would be amazing
Omthebox: I dont think I will
niccus: paul comes back with two lollipops
Desruprot:

ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Paul leaves with a “….sure guys”
n3ther: Paul will hold this vendetta to his deathbed then he will strike
RebekahWSD: I read that as "I'll go work on that" and by that I mean he goes and gets a snack and ignores the request
adept_nekomancer: This is how the cocaine arc starts.
ghyllnox: He's right there if you wanna
Strebenherz: As a viewer, Paul just strikes me as the quiet sarcasm
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Mr_Horrible: don't ask your coworker what they're paid, just ask them if they like you Y/N
SymphonySolstice: Festivus in the workplace
ladyjessica: next stream, HR meetings!
darkcyril: @BusTed Paul is Unc
e_bloc: says nothing but your next paycheck is only 80%
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
MarkovDescendant: Ben is a 10. Adam is a 9.
GamerCat88: do total MySpace friends ranking
niccus: that's what james did today!
LowUpsideCJ: Wanna ruin wednesday at the office tomorrow? send this clip at YOUR office tomorrow
lochnessseammonster: then you don't even have to ask
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I'm here in case the roll a X
ghyllnox: What if you're consistently #8
Mai_Andra: <creeper noise>
RebekahWSD: We have so many bits, it would just be a WALL of sound
LordZarano: Airing of grievances, Festivus style
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Pipe Drop!
Mr_Horrible: what if it played the "You failed Spheda" noise?
Vinewood_OG: Shock collar?
e_bloc: a small electric shock
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *they
ghyllnox: PipeDrop.wav
korvys: Wait,what?
rasterscan: Bits cause an electrical shock, proportional to the number of bits >.>
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: the thwomp!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Pipe Drop got requested to stop? By who?
itira: get blasted streamer
Mr_Horrible:
sure, why not? 
e_bloc: yes
Omthebox: 1 volt per bit
saucemaster5000: let's ask paul
n3ther: the maximal amount could just be nonlethal...
Mr_Horrible: I wanna see if you make the noise like Marv from Home Alone
Fanklok: The opening 4 bars of battle music from Dark Cloud 2
GamerCat88: Dark Souls death sounds but it is just slowed down Mario WahHoo
ghyllnox: 10 bits = 1 M&M
virtue_the_cat: what a way to go
RealGamerCow: a TENS device?
kimmibeans: I came in when Paul left. Why did we have to call in Paul and why was he Dissappointed Dad about it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That simulated birth?
e_bloc: well that's our next loading ready live
Vinewood_OG: A kidney stone?
ghyllnox: On stream???
MarkovDescendant: More donations = More pain? They just re-invented Dessert Bus.
electra310: Donate bits to transfer your period cramps to the boys
drcthulu: Period simulator
itira: :))
e_bloc: also the last loading ready live
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, most men tap out quick
Mr_Horrible: "Get gom jubar'd dumbass"
calculated_uncertainties: @Omthebox Damn, you got it out for them
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: having done it, don’t recommend.
saucemaster5000: you won't hold a baby?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what are you talking about kids are super easy to carry, they're only like 8 pounds
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: epidural where it’s at!
couchboyj: 1000 bits reads a world news headline. Thays the real horror.
n3ther: I would not carry a child but if someone else wants to be a good person sure
ghyllnox: Even just having a period suuuuuucks
e_bloc: mine's only like 40 pounds I still give him piggybacks
Omthebox: @calculated_uncertainties I'm not an electrician is that bad
RebekahWSD: The thought of giving birth gives me the heebie jeebies
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible Fear is the fuckin mind killer brother
Thefluffiestguineapig: You wouldn't, I guarantee it. The risks alone are hellacious
BrowneePointz: Millenials are having kids older
itira: my grandpa sired a child at 75
betweenmyself:
I once passed a tiny kidney stone; as a man, that’s my limit 
BrowneePointz: cuz uh...WE CANT AFFORD SHIT
n3ther: sometimes we don't have to be as strong as the person willing do the good deed for us..
saucemaster5000: ok
ButButTheJesus: adam
Spades_Slicc: My parents had 3 kids at 40
GamerCat88: @BrowneePointz truth
PhorrestGaze: my parents adopted me at 43
lochnessseammonster:

Rhynerd: I just got reminded of a vid a friend showed me of a streamer who got convinced to make a raid system where the raid would cause the streamer to get hit by a car.
n3ther: it's ok to be a little selfish sometimes
ExtraWubs: my aunt and uncle had kids at 40, 2 total
electra310: Giving birth was not fun, but it was a very small part of the entire kid-having experience, and was heavily outweighed by the better stuff
e_bloc: wait explain
Mr_Horrible: well you've also got The Menagerie to think about, Ben
Kramburger: They refer to you as a geriatric pregnancy if you're in your mid-30s por older
ghyllnox: Depends on the age of the carrying person, the other contributer can be much older
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I gave birth to my son 2mos before my 40th bday!
Mr_Horrible: they'd contribute as much as most tech writers
PhorrestGaze: baby, start streaming
ghyllnox: Like 30 is a geriatric pregnancy
lochnessseammonster:
i'm proud when i manage to take care of me 
Fanklok: Ben has to steal magic cards from the Moonbase to afford his tiny plastic men
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: no thats why polycules are so popular
SnackPak_: what a hot take
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: you can totes have a kid at 40
calculated_uncertainties: @Omthebox Yes. 30v is the shorthand for lethal concern. Bits start at 50
lochnessseammonster:

MacbethSeemsSus: And the baby would hallucinate less
LowUpsideCJ: going into labor in a whole new way
JessieImproved: @ghyllnox I think it's 34 in the US but yeah
Diabore: which one adam
Diabore: which one
Desruprot:

ghyllnox: @JessieImproved My bad, ty
hyperialguard: 2 shots in every can, Adam
Mr_Horrible: "This right hook brought to you by Sherry's Berries"
itira:

e_bloc:

SnackPak_: boooo
Astramentha: nooooooo
Omthebox:
@calculated_uncertainties Hmm. Hmmm. Not my first bad idea borne from ignorance 
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: you know what, fuck the UFC anyway
niccus: probably gamba ads too huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: That commentary team doesn't get paid enough
ghyllnox:

drcthulu: it's also written by ai
SnackPak_: @e_bloc the correct take
hyperialguard: Repo gave us a peek into the Crazy Tent
jimber_jam: suffering mostly
Dog_of_Myth: Saving up for the Super Bowl
niccus: we took off all the regulations
e_bloc: why do you think I'm watching twitch
n3ther: ads were never good
betweenmyself: glad I stopped watching UFC… Wow, been like 20 years at this point
Vinewood_OG:
How many Copilot ads have I seen in sports....

SymphonySolstice: they're dogshit in a boring way now
MacbethSeemsSus: Only old people watch tv so the ads keep degenerating
Mr_Horrible: very funny to try and sincerely advertise Sam Altman, the most punchable human, to people who love to watch punching
LowUpsideCJ: Also less gambling ads
ghyllnox: Lot more wrong with this place than the ads, bud
raulghoulia: Weve got a pepper bar!
electra310: You only remember the good commercials, Ben
lochnessseammonster: remember the pizza hut commercials? gold
n3ther: and I will never be convinced something that propagates the capitalistic system is actually good
RealGamerCow: There was a thing called changing the channel
PhorrestGaze: I think we remember the good ones
electra310: Most commercials were bad and have been forgotten
Diabore: the change is we started with commercials, and then we had no commercial streaming and saw how good the other side was
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e_bloc: this is a good point
NotCainNorAbel: The return rate on ads has tanked, so spending on ads is bottomed out
calculated_uncertainties: @Omthebox The danger magic goes hard fast technically it's the current that kills, but volts is easier to understand
7gorobei: the types of products in commercials have changed, some for the better, many for the worse
n3ther: PSAs are good. Ads for actually useful things are few and far between
Juliamon: literally actually though, kids aren't watching traditional TV anymore so weird marketing meant to appeal to them has dried up
niccus: i had the internet growing up and now i'm into trance music
ghyllnox: @NotCainNorAbel That makes sense, actually
wiganlass: we used to have such banging ads
e_bloc: luckily twitch doesn't do anything too obnoxious "Tune into 100 of loadingreadyrun's consecutive streams to earn 450 DolLRRs and recognition."
RockPusher: Japan knows how to make a memorable commercial
Sapphic_Shenanigans:
I miss the old low budget Discovery.com commercials
LowUpsideCJ: also 2/3s of tiktoks are just bad ads
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Omthebox:
@calculated_uncertainties Easier to understand. Electricity hurt. Understood. 
Fanklok: What the fuck is up with Twitch going so hard into watch streaks?
trebuchetboy: I love the Snickers Horseless Headsman ad to this day
Juliamon: Fanklok *engagement*
virtue_the_cat: forget commercials, bring back public service announcements
lochnessseammonster: it's so rude
e_bloc: yup
Dog_of_Myth: I hate that
Vinewood_OG: Yeah. Youtube is cooked.
calculated_uncertainties: I have seen lots of cfut lrr ads lately. Love it
NimrodXIV: ublock my dude
Mr_Horrible: the best interpretation is "our player is incredibly poorly maintained"
Arnye1984: Go back and watch the wonder boner add
MacbethSeemsSus: They're going hard into ads to push Premium
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n3ther: uwu forgive us
CaptainCoriale: windows talking down to me never fails to infuriate
DeM0nFiRe: cutesy messages from massive companies are so awful lol
Mr_Horrible: I'd watch ads with Fucky Wucky tbh
e_bloc: its sad he died at the end of that series
ARandomNerd5121: adblock has changed my youtube experience so much
Mr_Horrible: he's at least interesting
Omthebox: Them I'm going to hard push Ad Block
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like some kind of Poppy Playtime mascot
BrowneePointz: I wouldn't mind if they stopped SHITTING ALL OVER THEIR OWN PLATFORM
Darleysam: TRUTH
SmithKurosaki: @virtue_the_cat Hard agree. We need nightmare fuel for the Americans again
e_bloc: if you're not the consumer you're the product
Fanklok: Bread is getting too expensive and they're trying to take away our circuses
calculated_uncertainties:
@Omthebox
I had to take wizard levels for my job thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Desruprot: @e_bloc true
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I wouldn't cling to my adblocker so hard if ads weren't so often a vehicle to dump malware on people
electra310: I gave up and started paying for YouTube premium. I watch too much junk on there
korvys: I finally got premium, but only cause I was also looking to drop spotify, and you get youtube music as well
Omthebox:
@calculated_uncertainties 
e_bloc: yes but they have gone too far
n3ther: we do watch less ads
tehfewl: i got youtube premium for offline downloads
n3ther: thank god for adblock
LowUpsideCJ: all the ads i get are weird mobile games that seem like active scams
Spades_Slicc: The fun thing is that you don't HAVE to put up with youtube ads, get a good adblock
darkcyril: "Every once in a while" is the key. It's not that anymore.
tehfewl: the no ads is just icing
electra310: On the other hand, I pay for YouTube premium and I don't need cable or Netflix
GasCityGaming: The amount of like "sexy AI" ads I get... omg.
itomeshi: Just tuned in, we're in the void?
BrowneePointz: nah ads are worse now
RealGamerCow: Joe the Camel
lochnessseammonster:

CastleOtranto: Hey kids, smoke!
saucemaster5000: we had WHOLE TV SHOWS that were toy commercials
MilkInBags: what, you dont like the ads of influencer streamer being hyped about canadian milk?
shendaras:
Hello all 
e_bloc: they don't do anything awful like market vapes to children
HorusFive: I just don't understand why anyone pays for an ad to go on YT considering how low the REI must be
Dog_of_Myth: Office Linebacker, anybody remember that one?
MarkovDescendant: The fun ones were the ones that did their job correctly. You remembered them and the product.
niccus: you gotta watch out for the old ads that were like, for the dairy council or the oil & gas PR or something
calculated_uncertainties: @itomeshi They're rebranding
ghyllnox: An HOUR?
Mr_Horrible: well, you're watching the Greatest Hits Compilations, as well
Omthebox: Ads in the US containing the phrases "Ask your doctor" and "risk of death" were numerous.
e_bloc: on stream?
xantos69: Ben have you tried watching this thing called "1 hour retro tv with commercials?" It was pretty good.
wiganlass: Ben watch the John West tuna ad with the fisherman fighting the bear
DiscordianTokkan: American ads ARE pretty dookie
Sogheim: gotta watch the Quiznos one. They got a pepper bar!
awildshen: There were a lot more creative ads
Mai_Andra: archive dot org probably has a lot of old commercials
GamerCat88: Real Men of Genius beer ads were hilarious
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: medicine commercials, too
RealGamerCow: so many drug commercials
n3ther: lawyers and MEDICINE advertisements
Mr_Horrible: Shuster Shuster & Shuster
Sarah_Serinde: Okay, yeah, I get real sick of the ones we do get, but they're probably not nearly as bad as that
Vinewood_OG: Morgan and Morgan
couchboyj: They were always predatory, but they've had decades to refine the science of predatory ads since we were kids
adept_nekomancer: Also so many medical ads.
MacbethSeemsSus: Also how screwed up it is big pharma can advertise in the US
e_bloc: I can buy a gun anywhere
Sarah_Serinde: So many gambling and investing ads though
orellien2773: Woo 100!
satyropodobny: I can sue?!
PhorrestGaze: mesothelioma?
electra310: Most television ads these days are for senior citizen concerns
Mai_Andra: everything is cars, medication, or insurance ads...
korvys: Occasionally I'll see US adds watching like, baseball, and like 70% of the ads is medical disclaimers
Darleysam: no, actually, that's a good shout
Saintnex: something something personal injury lawyers
HorusFive: It's all lawyers, pharma and gambling now
Goombill: As someone who works at a law firm in Canada, people definitely sue each other up here. And for some real stupid shit sometimes.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's a good one
Rhynerd: Lawyers, Medicine, Gambling are common.
e_bloc: look, I only want to learn about dick pills and GLP
CastleOtranto: I feel like 90% of ads in the US are for prescription drugs
ARandomNerd5121: john west, the nemesis of john east
Diabore: theres SO MANY
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde I still make myself mad every time I remember that Twitch actively prevents you from reporting the gambling ads
Vinewood_OG: Wall to wall gambling
LowUpsideCJ: my sharks games have had 5 total ads all season and it's so brutal over 82 games
Mr_Horrible: make sports betting illegal again
lochnessseammonster: there's so many in ontario now...
Mr_Horrible: fuck that shit
lochnessseammonster: it sucks
wiganlass: uk fish brand famous for their tuna
gibbousm: Sports Gambling got legalized and now its a giant industryt
n3ther: same
Rhynerd: There was time Youtube thought I'd be a good person to advertise ICE recruitment ads too.
betweenmyself:
best lawyer ad was The People’s Lawyer back in the 80s; that hair 
tehfewl: Sports betting is genuinely the worst thing
n3ther: I've always hated gambling
e_bloc: yeah we went from you can't play poker online literally anywhere to you can gamble on the toilet
spurius: the other day I was watching prime, I counted 5 different gambling websites being advertised
MacbethSeemsSus: It's gotten to the point where they advertise gambling quitting services
Sarah_Serinde: I tried a little at a small casino once and it was...not much of anything
SymphonySolstice: bruh
Darleysam: I've played XCOM, I know how I'd do at gambling, thanks!
Dog_of_Myth:

electra310: He's not wrong
adept_nekomancer: Spend money... lose money. This checks out.
MilkInBags: blasting fuji on main
orellien2773: No no no, it's not *gambling*, its a "prediction market"! Totally different thing that just so happens to look, sound, and taste a lot like gambling but isn't regulated!
MWGNZ:

ghyllnox: You do, in fact, gotta spend it to lose it
BrowneePointz: Also every 2 years we have to deal with Campaign ads for midterms or presidential and brother they are fucking HORRENDOUS
MilkInBags: STEAK DINNER
SnackPak_: smart
GamerCat88: just waking up is enough of a gamba for me
RockPusher:

Juliamon: the only good way to gamble is the James Turner method of retiring champion after your first win
drcthulu: He's hording the Kobe beef
Vinewood_OG: 10 hour flight to fight you
public_key_reveal_party: I bought 2 scratch off tickets when I turned 18, and got 1$ more than I spent on them, and quit while I was ahead
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maclaglen: I play Magic, I've been gambling since 1994.
HorusFive: And now you can bet on politics. For actual. It's an actual dystopian novel plot
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePointz Yeahhh the endless election cycle sounds miserable
BusTed: It's worth more holding it over him
RelevantWorm: Hey now, what if you get two steak dinners
BrowneePointz: If you go to Japan you can force him to get you WAGYU BRO
ghyllnox:

couchboyj: They've got thr super expensive steak in Japan, call his bluff.
The_Color_Twelve: Solo trips to Japan are good
Gekyouryuu: who we talkin' about?
HorusFive: Nah. Make him come to you
e_bloc: I don't think you need to say please
Omthebox: Send him a letter
Mr_Horrible: "No Contact Delivery"
e_bloc: that's a little too canadian imo
BrowneePointz: @Sarah_Serinde it's not just the cycle, the actual quality of them is AWFUL.
gibbousm: there's a poker youtuber who does decent shorts and they post a video each month of their gains in poker games. It's almost always several thousand in the negatives. They also say they play poker for fun. Money comes from content creation and merchandising
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePointz Oh yeah I believe it
MilkInBags: minimum wage minimum effort
BrowneePointz: doordash has a leave at the door SETTING and i'm glad they mostly respect it
drcthulu: bold of you to assume they read the notes
Juliamon: political ads are 90% vitriolic lies, 10% "I'm [politician] and I approve this message"
Mr_Horrible: I only get the call when their GPS has lied to them about where my apartment is, at least
RockPusher: Delivery drivers never read the notes
n3ther: man I have the opposite problem here. They NEVER notify me other than a text or the automated service lol
e_bloc: I get a picture of the food sitting on my doorstep
satyropodobny: leave the steak money in untraceble iTunes giftcards next to shibuya crossing
MilkInBags:
doordash and uber eat drivers make about half the minimum wage, give them a break 
e_bloc: its glorious. americans don't want to deal with people
n3ther: @e_bloc ya that's the most I get
ButButTheJesus: I'm of the assumption they can't even read the notes on their end
PMAvers: The one time I used UberEats, I got a message from the "driver" saying that they ain't making the drive.
e_bloc: but I also just tip a lot because honestly life is hard
BrowneePointz: So mine, is I live in an apartment labeled 'A' but it's on the RIGHT SIDE OF THE DUPLEX and the amount of people that get mixed up by that has been astronomical
BusTed:

Darleysam: mine, they ALWAYS go to the wrong place, so we put a note describing the address. The only guy who reads it, complains because he knows where we live.
SmithKurosaki: I fucking hate that Ben. When they call me instead of /reading the instructions wit the buzzer #
virtue_the_cat: remy barking during repo the other week nearly killed me on contact
tehfewl: i prefer walking down to the street to pick up the food, cuz i feel like less of a lazy POS for ordering food.
Omthebox: If I dont have food at home I just dont eat. I'm not using order services.
DiscordianTokkan: 123 Fake Street, Ottawa, Ontario
e_bloc: its fine we'll bleep it out in post
Commodore_Perry_GG: 123 Fake St vs
n3ther: how??
Commodore_Perry_GG: oh hey
Sarah_Serinde: My small apartment building has two halves with two separate entrances and it's owned by two different people. And the number for it is set back a fair amount from the street, so it's all kinda difficult
Sogheim: I got a hate voicemail about not putting my building number in the instructions. she was pissed.
The_Color_Twelve: The home of knifey wifey
satyropodobny: the apps these days is the most unc statement
RockPusher: It's always fun watching delivery drivers get lost on the way
Sarah_Serinde: yeah I hate that
Vinewood_OG: Drives on to the ferry
ghyllnox: Ohno
SymphonySolstice:

Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde toss 2 doorpeople in there who alternately always tell the truth or always lie, just go all out with it
ghyllnox: -_-
saucemaster5000: LMAO
e_bloc: @Sarah_Serinde that's funny, my building is xx1 and xx0 and they're across the street and it's about 50/50 that they choose the right one
ghyllnox:

RockPusher:

Nigouki: I hope it's Russel Crowe Zeus
rosesmcgee: Door dash ruined pizza delivery
Sarah_Serinde:
@Mr_Horrible 
drcthulu: He died for your fries
couchboyj: Fries be with you
darkcyril: Adam is God's favorite soldier.
n3ther: gonna change my name to Jesus and become a doordash driver
Vinewood_OG: Hey Zeus, as in the father of Apollo
virtue_the_cat: I had a dasher named Garfield the other day and it made me sad i didn't order lasagna
HorusFive: My 5yo wanted a burger last week for dinner. And when I told him we didn't have any HE TOLD ME we could DoorDash it. I've never been so close to actual physical violence with my child
Mr_Horrible: AUGH
BrowneePointz: I did a small order today with a big fountain drink, and brother they filled it with 70% with ice
BrowneePointz: i was SO mad
BusTed:

SmithKurosaki: I had a driver during the pandemic not be able to enter my building because her father (who was /in the car/) wouldn't let her. I just said 'this isn't the job for you then'
saucemaster5000: oh no
The_Color_Twelve: oh dear
e_bloc:

Nigouki: pfft
Diabore: ben doxes himself a lot
ghyllnox: Damn....
n3ther:
icant 
The_Color_Twelve:

n3ther: it's so easy to do by accident
MrSarkhan:

e_bloc: holy shit
Sarah_Serinde: no one be creepy and no investigating people's addresses (or the Moonbase). Just don't
ghyllnox: Ohhhh nooooo
Omthebox: Be Te Dubs
drcthulu: just throwing out you doxed yourself
HorusFive: None of us are murders... yet. Ben
BrindleBoar: typical microsoft, all about the dox
VrolikSyndrome: woah nice ambience very cool
ghyllnox: Yeah...
satyropodobny: free identity right there in the vods
shendaras:

calculated_uncertainties: We would knock on your door to see Remy and the noodles
LordZarano: @BrindleBoar docx
neisan2112: I think we're pretty chill
ghyllnox:

SquareDotCube:
There's other things to see in Victoria than some streamer 
n3ther: being a new streamer and new to it; you quickly realize a lot of anons just try to add you
Kramburger: I mean, Adam's chat are a bunch of degenerates... or so I hear
HorusFive:

Darleysam: I used to do that, until it gave me SO much anxiety and had to stop
n3ther: and you want to be nice
e_bloc: hold on sending a couple of steam friend requests
Mr_Horrible: "I don't do that"
n3ther: but they are being parasocial and toxic
Mr_Horrible: *boots up PoE*
HorusFive: Imagine accepting a Friend-request
BrindleBoar: "this is not the correct time to align our houses"
ghizmou: setting boundaries can be really hard when you're not used to
n3ther: nah so many people online just don't understand boundaries or maybe their boundaries are nonexistent. so you have to set your own
Diabore: they get one chance, if they try to cold invite you again friends off
ghyllnox: "Dear Gamer,"
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I avoid trying to add streamers usually, since Parasocial weirdness
SymphonySolstice: weirdos
MilkInBags:
you never removed me from steam
(i was never there in the first place)
ghizmou: 1 more reason to unfriend them
SnackPak_: people pay attention to their friends list that closely?
ghyllnox: ???
BrindleBoar: "it's not you it's me"
neisan2112: Woof
e_bloc: new steam who dis
Omthebox:
@MilkInBags I am on his steam and I feel very lucky now all of a sudden for some reason 
Kramburger: "Dear Slim, I added you on steam but you removed me..."
ghyllnox:
Forgot about that 
MilkInBags: @Omthebox he wants to see when you die in hardcore poe
neisan2112: Yeah playing a lot with people on Arena fills that list real quick
n3ther: invisible gang
Omthebox: @MilkInBags That's so fair and valid.
Mr_Horrible: "I just play it for the match 3, honest"
BusTed: maybe some Neptunia games
e_bloc: hell yeah invisible, I don't want people to know I'm 14 hours into Civ 7 at 4 a.m.
DiscordianTokkan: Heck, I rarely play games with people from the LRR community writ large... Because I shy
Mr_Horrible: honestly, based
niccus: 16 hours huh
itira: wild
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible the match 3 is really good tbh
tehfewl: i played hunie pop
Mr_Horrible: @LowUpsideCJ that's what I always hear, I believe it tbh
korvys: "Steam library of unplayed games? Couldn't be me" - David, apparently
e_bloc: same
e_bloc: 1000%
Mr_Horrible: no we just see that when you post the RIDICULOUS SHIT you craft at 3am in the discord, Adam
n3ther: do you need to sleep?
n3ther:

lochnessseammonster:

ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I may or may not have played FF7 Rebirth for 11 hours straight over the weekend
itira:
i turned that off for wow. i leave that shit open most of the time 
saucemaster5000: I just leave my steam set invisible most of the time
Diabore: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa is a good game
e_bloc: civ 7 probably has 400 fake hours when I just don't turn it off
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Diabore oh it's SO good
lochnessseammonster:

itira:

SAJewers: !clip ͏
GamerCat88:

shendaras:

SymphonySolstice: jumpscare!
Dog_of_Myth:

hackingducks:

adept_nekomancer:

DiscordianTokkan:

lochnessseammonster:

ButButTheJesus: wut?
Mr_Horrible: I don't like having my steam default to invis, cuz it *does* fuck with party stuff when you do want to play with folks, but I do have my discord game tracking turned off
drcthulu: doesn't take much to jumpscare Ben
MacbethSeemsSus:

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n3ther: finally some spoopy action
Omthebox: Spoops on Lets Nope
ghyllnox:

Mr_Horrible: real spoop hours, who up
lamina5432: biggest jumpscare in the last year of let's nope
Mr_Horrible: "Heard you talking shit"
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Nigouki: we can narrow it down to being someone with a beard
RockPusher:

DiscordianTokkan:

Fanklok: James has been in bed for 3 hours
n3ther: the actual spooks are IRL
MrSarkhan:

Larkonus: Is this how we find out the moonbase is haunted?
SnackPak_: classic Graham
e_bloc: god bless whoever did that
Sarah_Serinde: Spoopifer heard you
NimrodXIV: he heard you were talkin shit
MacbethSeemsSus: Scariest moment in the Cronos streams
virtue_the_cat: what does graham think of the rebrand
GreyThey: You got the Spoopifear
Strebenherz: I did not realize they had a Spoopifer plush
Sarah_Serinde:

HorusFive: @Larkonus Oh we've known
Dog_of_Myth: TELL THEM GRAHAM
underhill33:

gibbousm: okay byeeeeeee
hatboozeparty:

calculated_uncertainties:

Strebenherz: How long have they had a spoopifer plush?
RockPusher:

lochnessseammonster:

xantos69: Get em G! Don't let them disrespect our boi!
SymphonySolstice:

e_bloc: spoopifear has been here longer than Ben right
protojman:

ButButTheJesus: SPOOPIFER, END THEM
Dog_of_Myth:

InconsiderateHat: oh no I love him
SmithKurosaki: Both Paul and G tonight. Special
GamerCat88:

Sarah_Serinde: I'm skeptical that that's canonical
SnackPak_: G just took physic damage
Diabore: planet bean
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde feels very "tumblr canonical"
ghizmou: he s way too weird to be an alien
e_bloc: that's the American version
ghyllnox: So... he's the devil???
NimrodXIV: watch the animated Mr Bean show!
Kramburger: TELL EM G
darkcyril: @Sarah_Serinde It's not. It's a fan theory.
Sarah_Serinde:

Kramburger: TELL EM
BrowneePointz: I thought he was just an Asshole
ButButTheJesus: TELL EM
GreyThey: Are you saying aliens don't go to heaven?
aClonedPickle: rowan atkinson discussed an alien ending but i don't think they actually did it?
GasCityGaming: I always thought he was an angel and didn't know how to act on earth
Goombill: They've never confirmed either answer
Commodore_Perry_GG: the angels use a spotlight
skintbint: i was 1000% convinced he was an alien
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Canonically, Graham does that all the time.
MilkInBags: canonically i shit my pants
e_bloc: isn't all canon made up
VrolikSyndrome: Canonically I'm 5' 11"
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
Mr_Horrible: 75% of fandom discourse
satyropodobny: leading Mr Bean scholar
Fanklok: That's how the news works now
lochnessseammonster: in my head cannon...
BusTed: tied for number 1
Vinewood_OG: He never denied it.
Omthebox: Canonically, pineapple has always gone on pizza
n3ther:
this is accurate continuity 
xantos69: Out of who? Like anybody?
Sarah_Serinde: If it doesn't say it *in the canon* it's not canonical. Even if the person saying it is the creator
VrolikSyndrome: It's true!
MacbethSeemsSus: LRR cannon when?
7gorobei: man preshow is going hard, 2 guest appearances already
BluTGI: Head Cannon Accurate.
Mr_Horrible: get back to making those Elfudge, Vrolik
Omthebox: They Came
itira:

SnackPak_: uh...
Mr_Horrible: *tugs collar*
SymphonySolstice: lmao
MrSarkhan: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth:

BusTed: 😬
Sarah_Serinde:
On YOUR stream? 
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: ???
RockPusher:

SmithKurosaki: lol do they not know?
ghyllnox:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh honey
GamerCat88: ut oh
NotCainNorAbel: BEN"S THE PROBLWM
e_bloc: that has to be a bit
underhill33:

James_the_Dabbler: whoops
Mr_Horrible: Paul Dano "Does he know?" thumbnail
Dog_of_Myth:

ButButTheJesus:
that stare 
Sarah_Serinde:
I've seen your home stream and I support it 
neisan2112: Its sooooo much longer on Ben home stream
e_bloc: that is not canon
drcthulu: Hi it's me, I'm the problem
Wrexadecimal: I hope this was them knowing full well what they were doing
cheshire_creeper: True!
kimmibeans: PART of the problem? Ben, ILY, but you ARE the problem in this case, lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I love your home stream but damn I hope that was a bit
e_bloc: I dunno I'm here for the cat lore now
BrowneePointz: I mean most people get on twitch to watch Kai Cenat be annoying
GamerCat88: cannonically ben the chatter
VrolikSyndrome: Nah, Magic streams are for the personality, right?
Mr_Horrible: I like watching *specific people* play video games
VrolikSyndrome: Right?
rosesmcgee: It's also hilarious because Ben's home stream is also a 90 minute preamble before he gets to whatever game. It's great.
protojman:

e_bloc: in the game
Sogheim: I tuned in to watch Adam play The First Berserker today. totally watched it. first monitor.
SnackPak_:
cat lore
betweenmyself:
cat lore? 
tehfewl: i need background noise for FFXIV
lochnessseammonster:
let's nope podcast is the best 
lochnessseammonster: yes
Vinewood_OG: Come for the yap. Stay for the crap.
RebekahWSD: I'm here for LRR beings, if I'm looking for gameplay I'll scroll randomly and find a stream that's just game
ghyllnox: You. You have a cat, Benjamin
The_Color_Twelve: The talent is the draw
e_bloc: do you remember what happened last stream
itira: im there for the giggles n goofs
10of9: Smash cut to Ben Kenobi, "Of course I know him, he's me!"
Racer_XXX: Like you give me wheeler or you guys doing anything and I'm there.
LowUpsideCJ: Lol that's me
Commodore_Perry_GG: yt
Omthebox: I do that
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Top tier second monitor content
GasCityGaming:
I paused the Drew Carey show to watch you two 
e_bloc: yap and crap is good
lamina5432: I do that
Mr_Horrible: Whitey McTwentyYearOld playing Khazan? Nah. Adam playing Khazan with blinking pumpkin head? Yes please.
lochnessseammonster:
my fake coworkers cuz i work by myself from home 
Wrexadecimal: wired headphones, come at me
n3ther: noty
Thefluffiestguineapig: Currently background noise for Silksong, but about to check if I need to do homework
ghizmou: you don't wanna know where I put you while I'm working
neisan2112: THat's litterally what Ben is for me a lot of the time
Xafty: second monitor? nah bro, 3rd or 4th monitor
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: calling a meeting and making everyone watch Let's Nope live
trebuchetboy: LRR and one all other stream are all the Twitch I watch both very podcasty
BlindPathfinder: just on speaker
Mr_Horrible: TERRORIST
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Mr_Horrible: I'm cancelling you
Yolysses: got you guys on my 50” tv
The_Color_Twelve: I work from home so I have my phone streaming all day through speakers
e_bloc: you are a monster
MilkInBags: if you listen to anything on speakers, you deserve to be thrown off the bus
RockPusher: do any buses have a pull cord nowadays?
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Commodore_Perry_GG: well you should be
ArdCollider: that's an almost reasonable thing to ask peiple to tug in public
YFiddler: witnessing seabat's prowess at videogames
n3ther: imagine caring what other people think huehue
GasCityGaming: I used to work at bestbuy and put y'all on the demo computers
Omthebox: Like all of the streams where you were training for Uni stuff I was listening to at work.
ghyllnox: @RockPusher Yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's more you swear all the time
LowUpsideCJ: I just move around a lot and keep my phone on me
Vandristine: think i watch Wheeler vintage cube for Magic? No, I watch it zoomed in on Ratthew
trebuchetboy: nah
electra310: Nobody I work with knows what Twitch is
MrSarkhan: Jokes on you I work from home. The only one who sees what I watch are my cats.
RealGamerCow: I got told the other day "I can't believe you play video games, you're SO OLD"
BusTed: slacking off at work
Mr_Horrible: not embarrassed but more "I technically shouldn't be doing this at work"
niccus: people just put twitch up visible to everyone these days
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah there are a lot of conversations I'm not interested in having with coworkers
ambarion85: Jokes on you! You are on my TV and I am watching in a recliner with a snoring pupper next to me
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I don’t care about horror games at all, but I’m here every week for Ben and Adam’s nonsense
NotCainNorAbel: I had to explain to my Dad why I WATCH someone play a video game
Kipstar: the idea of trying to explain Twitch to people at work...
e_bloc: I have told people i've met on dating sites I watch twitch and sometimes there's some judgment
ghyllnox: Yeah this isn't a G-rated stream, I'd watch with headphones but not out loud
ButButTheJesus: depends on where you are
RockPusher: ooof
n3ther:

Diabore: UHHHHHH
Mr_Horrible: "No, I have a soul"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also internet reception at every place I've worked is dogshit
Sarah_Serinde:

SnackPak_: just like mr beast
saucemaster5000: ouch
MilkInBags: gg no re
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
Vinewood_OG: PAIN
RealGamerCow: WASTED
n3ther: the normie reaction
VrolikSyndrome: I had my phone Bluetooth to car once and have a friend ask me "what's Seabats? is that a band?"
BlindPathfinder: i am fully capable of feeling embarrassed about all the things
Darleysam: thought that was going to be "Oh like Mr Bean?"
saucemaster5000: "you died"
GamerCat88: no better
virtue_the_cat: ooooooooof
BusTed: -9999 red text over your head
itira:

virtue_the_cat: yeowch
ghizmou: yes, you're just like Mr. Beast ben, exact same
Mr_Horrible: "A just world would not execute me immediately"
James_the_Dabbler: Dang
The_Color_Twelve: bubbles bubbles bubbles
lochnessseammonster:

Omthebox: Yeah. Like the one person who canonically makes millions on youtube. Just like him
jadielady: working from home makes watching/moderating twitch so much easier
calculated_uncertainties: Trying to explain the paralysis jokes at work is occasionally interesting
LowUpsideCJ: a girl i know was in beast games 2
neisan2112: I just don't wanna talk to my coworkers about streamers
BrowneePointz: He's actually apparently broke(in liquid assets)
BrindleBoar: you don't even ragdoll, you just despawn
Racer_XXX: Mr beast has dead eyes you have too much spirit for Mr beast.
Sarah_Serinde: I just wanna be comfortable
Commodore_Perry_GG: buy Mr Beast
lochnessseammonster: cabin in the woods
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just Dark Souls "YOU DIED" red text
Diabore: a house far far away
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trebuchetboy: House
n3ther: deuces
e_bloc: if Adam had more money he could live at an address people could read
n3ther: peace
The_Color_Twelve: retire and do whatever I want forever money is not something to say no to
Diabore: forever
cheshire_creeper: That buys SO MANY TARPS
NotCainNorAbel: who game Adam access to the LRR bank account
betweenmyself:
Come one Ben, sell us garbage chocolate and off-brand lunchables… Like Mr Beast 
e_bloc: the rest of your life
wiganlass: Adam just wants his horror puzzle mansion
BluTGI: Depends on Paul's Coke problem!
Vandristine: ugh
VrolikSyndrome: Nicer stuff to go IN the studio!
lochnessseammonster: just fancy stuff in the studio
GreyThey: Canonically, Adam has turned down a dumptruck full of money because it was US dollars
SnackPak_: coke arc for everyone!
GamerCat88: @wiganlass yes
Mr_Horrible: you'd want more space, but more space usually means worse location
ghyllnox: You know Beej would invest it too, so it'd keep going for a while
itira: oop
BusTed: callout post
Thefluffiestguineapig: You could own the building
James_the_Dabbler: I always compare watching Twitch to watching sports, except you can shout at the players when they do bad and they’re not professionals
Vandristine: yeah LRR Mr beast arc when
MrSarkhan: LRR Garage sale time?
jimber_jam: need a bigger studio and more members so you can stream 24/7
Vinewood_OG: Overhead will increase your burn rate. Get a storage unit.
SymphonySolstice: we've identified the problem
Diabore: build an appartment so everyone can live there
neisan2112: Lololol
Dog_of_Myth: *Plans to send more games*
ghyllnox:

Nigouki: You need one of those warehouses with shelves on wheels that bundle up
BrowneePointz: I've been playing life on Extremely Direly Hard Mode for too long to say I'd turn down that kind of money
e_bloc: with 100 million you could afford a house with an address no one would ever question
xantos69: If I get unlimited money the first thing I do is buy every professional sports team. Then I make them play a sport they are the worst at.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vandristine Never, he abuses his workers and underpays them
RockPusher: 3-4 different Studio C layouts all set up without needing to change setups
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore "The LRR Company Town"
Mr_Horrible: think of the tarp budget
e_bloc: so many animals
Omthebox: I broke my arm on a Trampoline
Vinewood_OG: That.
e_bloc: you could have like an animal preserve
VrolikSyndrome: @Omthebox Many such cases.
Diabore: @xantos69 nfl players? go play baseball, soccer players? hockey
Fanklok: If I ever win the lottery I'm going to buy LRR
ghyllnox: LRR campus with houses for everyone
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm imagining a turntable set
RockPusher: A full on wood/metal shop and kitchen
saucemaster5000: yeah but paul has a gun
itira: but then he spends it on cocaine
SnackPak_: needs the money for his coke
Omthebox:
@VrolikSyndrome Yeeeah. It grew back wrong too! I got a mutation 
lochnessseammonster: he gets the cocaine bonus
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would buy property and collaborate with people to open a rescue
e_bloc: to put up with that? yeah deserves it
RealGamerCow: you need to make a lot of money for that coke habit
couchboyj: Canoically
Vinewood_OG: Five PS5s
LowUpsideCJ: my current company just passed 22 years and we might hit 30 people this year
The_Color_Twelve: I would fund every streamer/creator that i follow to the point that they don't have to worry
Commodore_Perry_GG: it's a vault of coke
niccus: a cocaine vault
Vinewood_OG: And Cocaine!
raulghoulia: paul does wear spats
neisan2112: He is the 5 PS5s guy
virtue_the_cat: coke vault!
BluTGI: 100 k in the coffers and yall can finally send Paul to Rehab
RockPusher:

saucemaster5000: the three ghosts are visiting im soon
BusTed: holding a candle
SymphonySolstice: it's the coke money
Vandristine: 6 Playstation 6's?
DrLigmaPhD: Honk Shoo ass vibes
realbadatthis_: spirits
GasCityGaming: that computer ghost from that one scooby do?
electra310: Had five PS5s
GamerCat88: coke
Nigouki: The Ghost of every PlayStation
xantos69: Something Paul did in the past that was wrong? Your mom.
gibbousm: Three PS3s
fjordsword: Paul has never done anything wrong
ghyllnox: Well one is Spoopifer, he needs the job
Fanklok: I've heard he does a lot of cocaine
MacbethSeemsSus: Ghosts of Xplit, Stream Deck, and OBS
cheshire_creeper: Playstations, Windows Upd8, and The Ghost of Hellos to Come
VrolikSyndrome:

RockPusher:

Mr_Horrible: the ghost of Whatever Their First Video Site Was, the ghost of YouTube, and the ghost of Amazon MetaStreaming
SnackPak_: G went through puberty late
ghyllnox:

hackingducks: bob marley is the first ghost. rattling chains and blazing it
betweenmyself:
@Vandristine two thousand six hundred Atari 2600s 
calculated_uncertainties: In this metaphor, graham is marley
DrLigmaPhD: Present is just you two
Vinewood_OG: "It's illegal to tease the speaker."
Omthebox: One of the Paul Clones
neisan2112: Just a Paul Clone
NotCainNorAbel: Chat?
Vandristine: Is Paul the most honk shoo mimimi in LRR?
Darleysam: who's the Tiny Tim?
orellien2773: Nah, Christmas Present would be Beej.
LostThePirate: Future is 6 PS^s
hackingducks: well, I guess we know what LRR's doing for christmas this year
lochnessseammonster: but heather has future ghost energy
ghyllnox: Heather *makes* ghosts
GreyThey: Heather is the Ghost of Streams Past, because she posts the VODs
LostThePirate: *PS6s
Mr_Horrible: because you're thinking of Rizzo
Juliamon: Paul historically has had pet rodents
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rats are so great as pets
TheWriterAleph: charlotte's web
NoxStryx: Light the lamp not the rat!
SquareDotCube: Future ghost is Paul, but as a cyborg
realbadatthis_: @Vandristine Beej fell asleep on stream
RockPusher: ghyllnox no no, Heather *installs* ghosts
BluTGI: Charlotte's Web, tear jerker supreme
e_bloc: its alright, just about some pig
BrowneePointz: um excuse you, you mean the Chronicles of Pyrdain
DrLigmaPhD: It's very good and honestly very important
Geldaran: you coulda done both!
Mr_Horrible: did you read the book before seeing the movie as a kid, Ben?
RockPusher: Some Pig
BluTGI: And X begat Y
e_bloc: yes
MilkInBags: And in a hole there lived a Jesus
Isaac3567: Chronicles of Prydain?
saucemaster5000: yup
n3ther: "In the beginning..."
lochnessseammonster:
true 
BrowneePointz: Robert Jordan, most overrated Author of the 20th century
ghizmou: yo, wheel of time is worse than the bible for this
kragmabutch: it was so good and now its gone
LowUpsideCJ: well, everyone stopped now
ghyllnox: Oh, deuteronomy and numbers suck
Mr_Horrible:
Ben's actually the reason they didn't renew it 
MilkInBags: the wheel of time show is so much better than castlevania
BluTGI: That's every fantasy story rn
MilkInBags: (this is bait)
itira:

adept_nekomancer: Nouns!
GasCityGaming:
Adam, how was Castlevania? 
CastleOtranto: Damn, this is hot
e_bloc: yeah thats robert jordan
NimrodXIV: throw too many proper nouns at me right away and I'm out
DrLigmaPhD: Adam is in bliss
MacbethSeemsSus: Buckle up readers I've prepped proper nouns for 20 years
Omthebox: I remember the like 20 page chapter that just described a forest.
BusTed: Frindongdong stan
CaptainCoriale: new noun ratio is really high for Wheel of Time
ghyllnox: fring frong the ding dong
BluTGI: Frindongdong's revenge was the best book in the series
Vandristine: Who leaked my worldbuilding notes
betweenmyself:
Bless Robert Jordan, but dude needed someone to edit a good 20% out of his books 
ShaneLeeAtk: Lots of proper nouns
Bearudite: it cant all be Joe abercrombie revenge porn adam
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it Adam
shendaras:

saucemaster5000: FUCK ICE
hyperialguard: Yeah, they do rename the deck, graveyard, hand, etc
NimrodXIV: fuck ice!
e_bloc: ngl if I didn't read WoT in my teens I am not sure I would have resonated with it
ArdCollider: fuck ICE
GamerCat88: fuck ice
Strebenherz: fuck ice
saucemaster5000: let's not go beyond that
saucemaster5000: but yes
hyperialguard: Netrunner is a cool game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheel of Time walked so other things could run, but BOY they show their age. The female characters losing all their strong characteristics and catering to the whiny angsty teenage boy protagonist is just such bad feels
e_bloc: yeah like 3 or 4 gift subs
VrolikSyndrome: OH OH OH OH OH
BrowneePointz: ROGER JRRRRR!
saucemaster5000: Yes!
VrolikSyndrome: MK is SO much worse
saucemaster5000: what are you....
Mr_Horrible: mortal combat doesn't have a community at this point, dawg
VrolikSyndrome: that's just bait
LowUpsideCJ: I'd love to stop running the net at this point. free me from the net tbh
Fanklok: More wholesome than holes?
VrolikSyndrome: c'mon man
Vandristine: how does Netherrealm make money
drcthulu: more wholesome than Rick and Morty fans?
saucemaster5000: are you digging down or up?
MilkInBags: psotal
BrowneePointz: none
Mr_Horrible: a community of 1
GasCityGaming: Stardew?
gibbousm: Celeste?
n3ther:
now Animal Crossing fandom, now that's a toxic fanbase 
niccus: dark cloud 2
saucemaster5000: Palia
itira: ACNH
e_bloc: GTA 5 RP
Vinewood_OG: <message deleted>More wholesome than Ashes of Creation?
RealGamerCow: There are prison yards more wholesome than LoL
NotCainNorAbel: Stardew
electra310: Unpacking
VrolikSyndrome: Palia
adept_nekomancer: Stardew
chaos5896: Minecraft
itira: @saucemaster5000 not a chance
SymphonySolstice: no wayyy
Sarah_Serinde: I mean...
BluTGI: Stardew is too kinky
far2muchsarcasm: i just got here, why are we in the void?
betweenmyself:
Katamari? 
virtue_the_cat: noooooooo way
e_bloc: maybe balatro
ghyllnox: Stardew gets pretty dang crunchy
DrLigmaPhD: Stardew is warcrimes city
RelevantWorm: Outer Wilds
Omthebox: Where's that fish emote
itira: the Palia people are fucking feral
Juliamon:
far2muchsarcasm Rebranding 
Kramburger: People get WEIRD about Stardew villagers
terribleplan: GTA 6
GasCityGaming:
I'm being useful! 
virtue_the_cat: oh wait katamari maybe
saucemaster5000: @itira aw. but you and witchy are wholesome!
Shadowsoflife: @RelevantWorm Yea
electra310: The Longing?
e_bloc: balatro is great, i don't do community
itira:
@saucemaster5000 WE are. the community is not. 
ghyllnox: Deep Rock Galactic is pretty great
Mr_Horrible: "What's a 'jonkler'?"
Rhynerd: Warframe comes close but at over 28 million losers there's definitely some jerks who will announce their jerkness in Region chat if not elsewhere.
adept_nekomancer: Dwarf Fortress is good, if a bit odd.
Mai_Andra: I have no idea what the "community" of No Man's Sky is like...
mulligan2six: When stick and hoop stops working for you?
e_bloc:

MilkInBags: for karl!
rosesmcgee: Paul loves DRG, watch it
n3ther: DD community is deece
NotCainNorAbel: Garf Cart
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
itira: oh dear me oh my
Vandristine: i mean DRG has one joke
LowUpsideCJ: deep throat galactic
Omthebox: Rock and Stone
ghyllnox: Rock and Stone!
Fanklok: The only Balatro people I know ar Roffle and Dr Spectered
n3ther: HUH
NotCainNorAbel: yes
DrLigmaPhD: So pure game cultures require dwarves?
Diabore: MOVING ON
BrowneePointz: He can alter his Size
Thefluffiestguineapig: How
BrowneePointz: just a heads up
saucemaster5000: devourer of c-
e_bloc: what
MrSarkhan: I don't think I've ever joined a game's community. It just always seems like a bad idea.
Mr_Horrible: Adam's HUH farming
VrolikSyndrome: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: His hand is the size of the empire state building
SquareDotCube: Dwarf Fort is great, you can just send a bunch of drunk dwarves fuck up a hill giant
ButButTheJesus: HOH
ContingentCat: Well that was a good moment to get here
Dog_of_Myth:

VrolikSyndrome: He's just asking questions.
BusTed: he can alter my size ifyaknowwhatimean
n3ther:

satyropodobny: I've read that doujin
RockPusher:

VrolikSyndrome: or something
Strebenherz: galacticus handy is a new one
BrowneePointz: "eat this planet nerd"
Thefluffiestguineapig: His fingers are the size of buildings
Vinewood_OG: <message deleted>Space is pretty cold...
e_bloc: can we time out Adam?
Fanklok: Maybe Adam has a HUUUGE swinger that's like normal sized for Thanos?
itira: HWOH
Nigouki: Time for Poland
NotCainNorAbel: @BusTed no, please explain
Strebenherz: haven't been punished yet let's go
SymphonySolstice: 3, 2, 1, go, shoot
ghyllnox:

VrolikSyndrome: Booo, video games?
VrolikSyndrome: oh
RurouniGeo: Galactus is used to gobbling spheres so
Dog_of_Myth:

Omthebox: Not me I'm immune
MrSarkhan: everyone scatter
BlindPathfinder: heh i am invincible
GreyThey: No new song for the new theme?
e_bloc: what I meant was can we time out, Adam?
VrolikSyndrome:

Aceviru: Wee
drcthulu: ban ban ban
ghyllnox: \o/
shendaras:

jovens_v: weeee
MacbethSeemsSus: Brace!
spurius: the wheel
RainyMint: WEEEEEEEE
Rhynerd: Can't land R twice
lamina5432:

VrolikSyndrome: UH
Diabore: VORLON
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I hope it’s me
SymphonySolstice: oh boy
ContingentCat: \o/
GamerCat88: free
VrolikSyndrome: UHHHHH
Mr_Horrible: welp
GreyThey: I feel like this is too fancy for the new branding
realbadatthis_: o7
niccus: huh
LowUpsideCJ: run
virtue_the_cat: NOT ME
itira: bye vorolik
adept_nekomancer: v7
BusTed:

VrolikSyndrome: wait wait wait
Wrexadecimal:
dodgeda bullet 
Omthebox:
@VrolikSyndrome 
xantos69: Weapons primed. Targeting solution locked.
Mr_Horrible: back to the tree with you
tehfewl: VVVVVVVV
Strebenherz: S never punished
Sogheim: safe for another day haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Aceviru: v7
SymphonySolstice: bye vrolik
Juliamon: toodles VrolikSyndrome
Vinewood_OG: <message deleted>Make them have it!
DeM0nFiRe: o7
virtue_the_cat: ruh roh
VrolikSyndrome: we can talk about this
shendaras: v7
wiganlass: next door bois
electra310: Uh-oh
terribleplan: vvvvvvv
e_bloc: I am disappointed by the return to alphabetical wheel
MrSarkhan: o7
neisan2112: Hell yeah, still safe
hackingducks: v7
ghyllnox: o7
underhill33: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig:

RainyMint: v7
drcthulu: o7
GamerCat88: o7
LostThePirate: o7
Nigouki: all i know is that it's never me
wishiwassleeping: o7
virtue_the_cat: ive been shot once already i dare you, do it again
ButButTheJesus:

YeOldeMark: o7
Riandisa: o7
RockPusher:

ContingentCat: o7
margerfol: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
electra310: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
magical_writer: o7
e_bloc: o7
moocow_mcgee: o7
LowUpsideCJ: o7
VrolikSyndrome: PHEW
SymphonySolstice: o7
itira: o7
ShaneLeeAtk:

kimmibeans: o7
Strebenherz: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
SnackPak_: o7
Shadowsoflife: o7
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: o7
MarkovDescendant: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
wiganlass: o7
lamina5432: o7
Rhynerd: o7
Darth_Litigious: o7
terribleplan: Never didn't have it
MrSarkhan: RIP
tehfewl: o7
Strebenherz: F
e_bloc: thank you for your service
jovens_v: 07
RelevantWorm: o7
VrolikSyndrome: o7 soldier
lochnessseammonster: o7
maclaglen: o7
Omthebox: I cant believe VrolikSyndrome made it out
Joecool190: o7
far2muchsarcasm: o7
mulligan2six: o7
SnackPak_: you'll never get into twitch uni now
10of9:

virtue_the_cat: marked safe from da bullet o7
ContingentCat: v7
BusTed:

saucemaster5000: everyone rememebers their first time
Diabore: how many actions do i have fwiw? i know i got hit like 3 times during the fever dream stream
betweenmyself: it is the year of our lord 2026 and we still don’t have a wheel emote somehow
e_bloc: no chatter is an island. ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee
drcthulu: stop he's already dead
Weagle:
Just waiting for the day you roll W 
itira: make sure you clarify that its not a banning, just a time out. for the frogs XD
VrolikSyndrome: You cannot kill me in any way that matters.
Mr_Horrible: spawncamping Vrolik
DrLigmaPhD: Little known fact: God primarily judgges you for heaven based on how many mod actions were taken against you
ButButTheJesus: live! now die! now live! now die again!
Fanklok: You should shoot Vrolik anyway it's their fault Jared Leto got cast as Skeletor
fjordsword: we play video games here?
Rhynerd: what?
betweenmyself:

RurouniGeo: 10 eons
Omthebox: Poop for 10 MINUTES!?
MilkInBags: a ban is funnier
e_bloc: its a red badge of courage
wiganlass: video game??
Juliamon: the part where you were calling it "banning"
Thefluffiestguineapig: You call it banning
RealGamerCow: I got bolt gunned last week but I got better
BlindPathfinder: liies they are replacing chatters with ones with identical names
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah like, you call it banning a lot
GreyThey: Canonically, you ban random people
MilkInBags: ban whoever said that
public_key_reveal_party: You do refer to it as shooting people, which I would argue is more severe sounding than banning
rosesmcgee: You can just watch and not talk for ten minutes. I know, weird concept
itira:
you literally said banning before the wheel 
e_bloc: you don't shoot to kill
PhorrestGaze: shooting sounds a little more final than a time out
SnackPak_: is this a gaslight?
Juliamon: oh, so you're calling the mod team liars
SymphonySolstice: [the mods will remember this.]
Thefluffiestguineapig: So both me and Juliamon will get banned?
Aceviru: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde:

EvilBadman: Clip this, smash cut.to Everytime they do
chaos5896: Bah weep GRah Nah Weep Nini Bong
lochnessseammonster:

Dog_of_Myth:

saucemaster5000: shoot the middle people? uh ohhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: So me, Juliamon and Sarah?
Omthebox:
How did you find that out Adam 
ghyllnox:

SmithKurosaki: Jealous of Sarah, ngl
virtue_the_cat: mods have bullet proof vests
MrSarkhan:

NoxStryx: Pretty sure you called it banning THIS STREAM
itira: *has to* sounds bad
Sarah_Serinde:
"has to" gee thanks 
Fanklok: Go on shoot Juliamon again
DiscordianTokkan: lmao
DeM0nFiRe:

Juliamon: virtue_the_cat provably false
jovens_v:

SmithKurosaki: I wanted to take people out for a drink
e_bloc: well at least there is one bulletproof chatter
e_bloc: next week I'm hiding behind sarah
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like I must have seen you the one time I visited after PAX. Couple years ago
Sarah_Serinde: But yeah, still been forever
Sarah_Serinde: Darn giant country
e_bloc: which is not a problematic thing
e_bloc: also we talk about cats
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc They timed out Juliamon once to see if they could and the regret was INSTANT
Sarah_Serinde: Teeechnically, I visited when it wasn't finished yet
virtue_the_cat: @Juliamon oof right, at least they had remorse
Sarah_Serinde:
It was fun to watch from the background 
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was during Let's Nope
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig honestly yeah that just seems wrong
Mr_Horrible: that's just efficient time management
kimmibeans: To be fair, they did dare you and call you a coward
Mr_Horrible: Benjamin
ButButTheJesus: Ben was upset, it was great
Mr_Horrible: please
The_Color_Twelve: Yes that was in the highlights
SnackPak_: Benjamin
Sarah_Serinde:
Ben. 
SymphonySolstice: dig up ben
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben...
YFiddler:

Dog_of_Myth: BEN
RockPusher: Dig up Ben!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think Juliamon called you a coward Ben
ghyllnox:

neisan2112: Just keep digging ben
jovens_v: HUH
e_bloc: Ben do you want to be timed out for 10 minutes
ContingentCat:
BEN
ButButTheJesus: bus is coming, bus is coming,
Mr_Horrible: because we're a 1-track species
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DrLigmaPhD: Was Galactus involved in this one too?
Fanklok: Because weiners are funny
n3ther: it's our monke brain
lochnessseammonster:

saucemaster5000: we like orgasms, big surprise
adept_nekomancer: Turns out humans are horny
hackingducks: buncha d-gens
BlindPathfinder: it marks its importance in our cuuulture
Mr_Horrible: god made the Pervert mighty for a reason
Sarah_Serinde:
And we're both ace 
RockPusher:

e_bloc: shes gonna go there, and then she'll be there
Strebenherz: all humans alive are here because people doinked
xantos69: Ben... I don't know how to tell you this, but people like to doink.
MrPipboy3000: Because English is 3 languages in a trench coat
e_bloc: how hard is that to say
ghyllnox: Because talking about it directly is frowned upon
Saintnex: cause sexy times are fun
Mr_Horrible: damn, Ben's not people
Mr_Horrible:

Juliamon: you aint gotta doink to come
BrowneePointz: real answer, Puritanical Western Culture
Rhynerd: Some people like to doink
Mr_Horrible: the *other* M name
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ATrophonian: sOMETHINHG sOMETHING dOINK aDJACENT.
Mr_Horrible:
that's what the
is for
SymphonySolstice: name checking out tonight
Mr_Horrible:
I was gone for that stream even 
tehfewl: big Doinks in amish
Racer_XXX: Best time to turn the volume back up at work, "turns out people like to orgasm.".
ATrophonian: Ahem. Sorry.
e_bloc: I'm not gonna yum your yuck
Mr_Horrible: I saw the title and thought "yeah that tracks"
ContingentCat: Living up to his name
BrowneePointz: good news
Mr_Horrible: diversity is the spice of life
BrowneePointz: RE9 is bringing the Attache Case back
BrowneePointz: so have fun with that
BlindPathfinder: its caus yall dont pay attention to the plot and stuff
Mr_Horrible: that's a good analysis, I think
Juliamon: You could still do Routine too
Thefluffiestguineapig: That game was SICK
Mr_Horrible: do Poutine on LN instead
HorusFive: @BluTGI Oh no. The end of Paul's cocaine arc?
SymphonySolstice: routine was a good alex game
InconsiderateHat: I still wanna wacth you two play it
Strebenherz: honestly it'd be cool to see y'all play it
Dog_of_Myth:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I'm not sure how well it would work with constant talking
SquareDotCube: Cameron also wanted to look into Routine
MacbethSeemsSus: I think it'd be cool to see you guys go through it
Juliamon: Mouthwashing also wouldn't be a good fit for this stream
ContingentCat: Mom's spaghetti
LowUpsideCJ: first chat: didn't alex play this in 2026?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know why you need to skip it
InconsiderateHat: You're welcome XD
e_bloc: rat shaker 2
Mr_Horrible: there's a new indie horror I'm excited for on Friday
Blakemcm: thats a fallout 4 lookin gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LowUpsideCJ Routine? Yes he did
virtue_the_cat: too busy with TLOU in chronological order
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH you meant as a joke when they do play it
Rhynerd: @Mr_Horrible which one?
BlindPathfinder: but what if ak
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm on board
kimmibeans: What is the worst game you've played on Let's Nope and why is it The Last of Us Part 2?
BrowneePointz: It's really Gorey
Mr_Horrible: Desktop Computer Investigation but make it supernatural, it's called "Heaven Does Not Respond"
BrowneePointz: adn Season 2 has Mac Culkin
rosesmcgee: Welp, he's never watching it now
DrLigmaPhD: The Gogmeister
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Worse than Daymare 1994?
saucemaster5000: castlevania 2 there it is
lochnessseammonster: that's why you gotta learn to knit
BusTed: ben checking for bait
Racer_XXX: Does the magical gun give you lock jaw, no then what's the point of turning down the rusty gun.
MacbethSeemsSus: The Fallout tv series is surprisingly good
LowUpsideCJ: gogglodytes are thriving these days
Bearudite:
and wheel of time 
saucemaster5000: invincible new season soon
Thefluffiestguineapig: LOU Part 2 was real bad but Daymare 1994 was DOGSHIT
e_bloc: like just now?
Strebenherz: the leafs?
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I erased that from my memory
GamerCat88: buffalo
Mr_Horrible: I thought you liked the Leafs because their success enrages everyone else
ButButTheJesus: daaaaaa bulls
RealGamerCow: I didn't know Adam was a Pat LaFontaine fan
Mr_Horrible: ah, I see
ghyllnox:

Strebenherz: they deserve it
drcthulu: too bad they never will
e_bloc: thats a great point
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Lucky you, now you've been reminded that Daymare's sequel wasn't campy it was just broken and miserable
lochnessseammonster: at this point i'd rather it be the leafs than the oilers
RealGamerCow: Don't mess with Satan
e_bloc: whereas I like saying 1967
BusTed: christopher
GasCityGaming: Hasek was a hell of a goalie
LowUpsideCJ: especially back then
lochnessseammonster: i liked the sabres cuz i had a friend named dominic who was a goalie
RealGamerCow: LaFontaine was great
ArdCollider: Tie fuckin' Domi.
MacbethSeemsSus: Chelios played forever
Mr_Horrible: me, getting Ben wrong:
e_bloc: I started watching hockey living outside DC in 2006 so the rest kinda explains itself
BrowneePointz: My favorite is uhhh Hockey Sticksman
LowUpsideCJ: Ohhh we love irbe
Fanklok: This sounds like a fuckin Northen Lion stream
Mr_Horrible: Bobson Dugnutt ass name
neisan2112: Classic
e_bloc: metta world peace was good
daedela: god shamgod
MrPipboy3000: Coco Crisp was a great baseball name
Racer_XXX: Mr shrimp was great.
SnackPak_: wooow
Rhynerd: Was he the reason that song has that name?
Mr_Horrible: fuckin' Sleve McDichael
GasCityGaming: there's a reciever for Detroit named Amon Ra St. Brown
hippocampus_missing: Rollie fingers?
kimmibeans: NGL, I only know Shrimp because of Parks and Rec
e_bloc: or just ochocinco
RealGamerCow: I can honestly say I had a crush on an NHL goalie. Manon Rheaume
ButButTheJesus: Mugsy Buggs?
hippocampus_missing: Baseball's got some great names
LowUpsideCJ: @MrPipboy3000 i haven't thought about coco crisp in years
SnackPak_: that is a good one
NimrodXIV: Trainwreck!
Racer_XXX: @kimmibeans A lot of people only know him because of parks.
itsr67: Christ
BlindPathfinder: cheerful
e_bloc: oh the soft rock album
SnackPak_: medicating is a song on it
ATrophonian: \Story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world?
Rhynerd: I think the only Band of Horses songs I've heard are "Detlef Shrempf" and "Is There a Ghost?"
lochnessseammonster:
classic 
e_bloc:

LowUpsideCJ: I own anatomy of tongue in cheek on vinyl
BrowneePointz: Did you do the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
BrowneePointz: In your Khaki Pants?
lochnessseammonster:
fair 
BrowneePointz: THere's nothing better
n3ther: they might be a jesus band but i still rock with em
e_bloc: I don't think I've thought about reliant k since about 2001
ATrophonian: Nah.
ATrophonian: Unrelated.
Vinewood_OG: Wow my head hurts. What happened?
Vinewood_OG: To badly quote Bob Odenkirk, after he almost died on set, "I saw nothing. No light at the end of the tunnel. It's all a scam. Follow the money!"
ATrophonian: Makin' my way downtown...
NoxStryx: Probably right around the time they stopped being that much of a jesus band
mulligan2six: You can order signs like that on Etsy I'm sure
BusTed: They just have exquisite penmanship
drcthulu: rived for Adams delusions
e_bloc: its clearly two snow shovels welded together
lochnessseammonster: written in blood
rosesmcgee: Metal can also be corrugated
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is heckin wimdy
Racer_XXX: I'm trugid as hell right now.
daedela: such low humidity, consider me immersed
betweenmyself:
always get your WWE crowd signs professionally made; support your local printers 
e_bloc: man imagine being that good of a husband
shendaras: worm flashbacks
Mollylele: "that thing's turgid as hell" HEY BEEJ got a new shirt idea for you
SquareDotCube: all she wanted was her husband Ben
ATrophonian: "Turgid" twice in five minutes?!?
Rhynerd: I think the game's set in Poland?
Racer_XXX: The rust assault rifle would have one shot that guy.
GamerCat88: its my husband, and i want him back now
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Resi 8 giant slug baby
BrowneePointz: Counterpoint: Make Adam play Alien Isolation
lochnessseammonster: i did have to look away at some silent hilf parts
ATrophonian: 2-FER!
Rhynerd: Was that a double?
BusTed: such value
lochnessseammonster: but more gross than scary
HorusFive: Adam and Ben. Confirmed dead inside
GreyThey:
You could get some sort of night-vision camera and play in the dark 
e_bloc: when you played that game with the four statue heads that took different shapes every time you looked and they faked you out when the loop was over and jump scared you that was good. no idea how long ago that was
ATrophonian: White Town?
Omthebox: Never heard of them
Fanklok: What do you think of Steely Dan
FlyboyZeb: Seeing Say Anything on saturday!
n3ther: @FlyboyZeb ooh I'm jelly
Racer_XXX: Fog hat. That's where it's at.
e_bloc: look deacon blues is a bit of a banger
saucemaster5000: doom somewhere crying
BusTed:

ATrophonian: No Reelin' back the years?!?
Rhynerd: Think I've heard of Say Anythig but I can't remember what I've heard of theirs
BrowneePointz: Steely Dan slaps
Bearudite: you just signed a beefpact with Man int the Mask/Doom
n3ther: music taste is subjective mhm
e_bloc: steely dan has 3 legitimately great songs
raulghoulia: Fuck Say Anything (non derogatory)
Rhynerd: I like Steely Dan. One thing I inherited some my father when it comes to music taste.
SnackPak_: I saw say anything and motion city soundtrack together 15 years ago
teaspoonC: Say Anything is an easy band to bounce off (I say as someone who is a fan)
Omthebox: wot
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: as someone who doesn't listen to a ton of music, these conversations are always so charmingly impenetrable
GasCityGaming: Flogging Molly anyone?
ATrophonian:
Is this a Brave New Faves stream, now?

FlyboyZeb: @SnackPak_ That's who their touring with haha
ButButTheJesus: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa same
Racer_XXX: Give me flogging molly any day of the week.
Racer_XXX: @GasCityGaming If I ever leave this world alive is one of my favorite songs.
Omthebox: Adam not being able to look literally every tangent up is a huge nerf
GasCityGaming: @Racer_XXX same! Saw them live a few years back and got a set list.
Vinewood_OG: Hell yeah Deftones
EvilBadman: I love me some Floggin' Molly
Fanklok: You know Slipknot has two drumers?
SnackPak_: new deaftones album rules
ATrophonian: Mmmm, Now I wanna play Rock Band.
Racer_XXX: Yellowcard was huge with my friends but idk if they were ever huge
Bearudite: Sabaton
saucemaster5000: we had so many rancid folks in my group
Racer_XXX: I love coheed
jadielady:

BrowneePointz: Had*
Jennie_Fuchsia: Dropkick Murphys is big into fighting for what’s right. they’re killing it right now
lochnessseammonster: i think my mom had a lamb of god album...
jadielady: love Lamb of God
Rhynerd: Friend of mine was listening a lot of Coheed (and Cambria) recently.
Omthebox: Love me Some C7C
Racer_XXX: Give me a favor house Atlantic straight into my veins.
Omthebox: C&C
virtue_the_cat: just left my laptop on the couch to pee and came back to my cat trying to save a screenshot of chat as a PDF
saucemaster5000: rancid was from my hometown
LowUpsideCJ: i was a big pennywise teen
jadielady: saw C&C last year with Mastodon, was a great show
EvilBadman: I had so many Fat Wreck Chords samplers in high school
NoxStryx: TOOL
Omthebox: @jadielady Damn that sounds like a fucking great time
SnackPak_: what a bro
tehfewl: @jadielady Same, it was great tour
Rhynerd: If I end up driving you anywhere I'll end up using that opportunity to make you listen to Midlake, as some of my warhammer friends discovered.
ArdCollider: she was *way* too young for Tim Armstrong, so there's that.
korvys: Rammstein
BrowneePointz: I went to Redneck high school so it was a lot of country
Racer_XXX: I remember seeing Papa Roach live right after last resort debuted. They rocked.
BrowneePointz: Schism
GamerCat88: collective soul
korvys: Lateralus
Faulpyr: TOOL and Rammstein were big in my friend group
SnackPak_: I had that friend too
LowUpsideCJ: every high school is required to enroll at least one Tool kid
EvilBadman: Lateralus
VrolikSyndrome: I know the PIEces FIT
BrowneePointz: Red and white are
BrowneePointz: all I see
BrowneePointz: in my infancy
Commodore_Perry_GG: 0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34
darkcyril: The Fibonacci Fight or Flight
BrowneePointz: Black*
Bearudite: I just like that they did a great job helping me identify people that I don't respect the music taste of by marketing tool t-shirts so well
Racer_XXX: But I watched them fall in line.
BrowneePointz: red and yellow then came to be
e_bloc: tool's first cd has a secret track at track 69
MacbethSeemsSus: The brass cover of the Pot is great
Fanklok: I remember the fully upgraded Red 9
InconsiderateHat: @e_bloc And it's legit good even
BrowneePointz: it's why I can't stand GWAR
Racer_XXX: We had a German exchange student that absolutely hated them.
Racer_XXX: Rammstien that is.
BusTed: I saw the Gwar cover of Pink Pony Club
Fanklok: yes fake...
Diabore: why fake urine?
tehfewl: Gwar was a great show
LowUpsideCJ: you know what was big in my friend group? Dethklok lol
e_bloc: yeah who was the guy who actually just shit on stage every show
JessieImproved: I'm not a huge fan of Gwar's music but I respect them for their commitment to the bit
mulligan2six: You don't go see Gwar for the music, you go to get sprayed.
Fanklok: We talkin about Dethklok?
NimrodXIV: GWAR is coming to my city in a couple months. I'm temped to go
Racer_XXX: Dethklok was great.
BusTed: I saw Dethklok and Babymetal a couple years ago
Fanklok: The inspiration for my user name because I was 14
InconsiderateHat: caked up monster
EvilBadman: Brass Against rules
ashtonfpd: yum
Mr_Horrible: @BusTed sick
Rhynerd: @e_bloc a member of the band or did they have a guy to shit on stage?
Fanklok: Dethklok is on tour right now
JessieImproved: @BusTed I wanted to go to that show but didn't end up doing it
Fanklok: @BusTed Bro same
Faulpyr: Oh yeah. The German exchange student hated them... but it really helped me a a second gen German connect with at least a bit of Germany.... though there are complex feelings about that country growing up
BusTed: @JessieImproved It was wild. Great crowd
BrowneePointz: I honestly didn't get my own music taste until Guitar Hero came out in middle school
EvilBadman: RATM is timeless, which sucks from a world event perspective
Racer_XXX: I was always a big fan of mouse rat during that parks and rec times. The pit and 5000 candles in the wind were bangers.
ashtonfpd: dfa is partiotic
FlyboyZeb: TBS has not gotten better live over the years
ashtonfpd: OH NO
Faulpyr: I was big into Korn and Limp Bizkit and nowadays I'm... not really
e_bloc: I listen to music most of the time at work so I just went back to 1990 and am relistening to every band I enjoyed as a teenager
MacbethSeemsSus: Loved the Mighty Mighty Bosstones until the lead singer talked about vaccines.....
BrowneePointz: with or without dimebag
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh, Pantera, from that one Spongebob episode?
GamerCat88: dimebag o7
BusTed: haha
SnackPak_: nice crowd work
BusTed:

ashtonfpd: thats sick
SymphonySolstice: lmao
Saintnex: hahaha
Vinewood_OG: Fundraiser
Strebenherz: amazing
MacbethSeemsSus: hahaha
GasCityGaming: the ECW asking for a chair scene
ghyllnox:

e_bloc: that is legitimately hilarious
Fanklok: They can't beat all of us with hammers
Racer_XXX: I remember seeing green day live with my chemical romance opening and MCR was surprisingly terrible live.
HorusFive: As a venue manager- I hate that
ElektroTal: i regret not seeing rush ever
BusTed: I'd be down for Rush
MacbethSeemsSus: RIP Neil Pert
BrowneePointz: My first concert when I was like 8 was REO Speedwagon opening for STYX
ozzyozren: last Flatliners show I went to they stopped mid song because someone hurt their neck falling from crowd surfing. Had to wait half an hour in silence for the paramedics to come.
lochnessseammonster: i went to a switchfoot concert where the lead singer climbed a pillar and just sang to the balcony level for a bit
NoxStryx: Just for the...RUSH?
SymphonySolstice: rush is good live, seen them twice
InconsiderateHat: I was disappointed by Rush live, but I think it might have been the venue.
e_bloc: I regret not making the effort to see genesis
skintbint: i saw prodigy at glastonbury in 2009, it actually changed my life
rosesmcgee: I got to see Black Sabbath for The End tour ten years ago. It was great to see Ozzy live.
kimmibeans: I
MilkInBags: tragically shit amirite gamers
Vinewood_OG: o7
voren_chalco: @lochnessseammonster That sounds like him, yeah
BusTed: @MilkInBags gottem
ghizmou: man, I would have loved to see the beasties
ElektroTal: i've seen metallica 20 times, REM about 10 times, and tool 4 times. i used to go to a *lot* of concerts in the before time
Racer_XXX: I had a chance to see blink 182 live before they broke up way back when and I choose to work. I regretted that till they got back together.
wiganlass: I regret turning down a Fleetwood Mac ticket
SymphonySolstice: seeing iron maiden live was great, they can really put on a show
SnackPak_: so glad I got to see the boys once
LowUpsideCJ: beastie boys are one of my favorite bands of all time
ashtonfpd: for some reason Descendents come to edmonton quite often
kimmibeans: I'm just laughing because the band I have seen the most in concert is a band that I rarely listen to otherwise
InconsiderateHat: @Racer_XXX That but the White Stripes for me.
Faulpyr: I had tickets to go see Rammstein with my mum in 2020..
Strebenherz: the *one time
Omthebox: Only 32, that's how old I am
BusTed: 👴
Faulpyr: That concert did not happen
Racer_XXX: Woof. You're old now
ghizmou: they also aged badly
ashtonfpd: there was a rise against alexis on fire and jack white in the same weekend here one time that was awesome
tehfewl: Went to the 20th anniversary of "I Am Hollywood" from He is Legend last March
MilkInBags: bad religion? dont forget to take your meds
e_bloc: I get it, I'm 41, I feel that
whitebadgerwolf88: Would love to see Rise Against live
mulligan2six: Just saw Bad Religion on Sunday. They still got it.
ozzyozren: Rise Against's guitarist used to be in GWAR
SnackPak_: bad religions first ep was released in 82, iirc
RealGamerCow: The craziest concert I went to was Lollapalooza 92 when everyone ripped up the grass and threw it at the stage.
MacbethSeemsSus: I suffered psychic damage seeing a 25th anniversary tour poster for The Sickness
SurfDownstage: Bad Religion Christmas album goes hard
Racer_XXX: I was released in 1985. What are you saying?
MrSarkhan: Oh dang I haven't thought about them in forever
SymphonySolstice: booty
SalamiSuperstar: Oh hell yeah, Alexisonfire
ghizmou: that alien is cheeked up
MilkInBags: gains
itira:

VrolikSyndrome: 🎂
ArdCollider: the Bad Religion Christmas album has "O Come O Come Emmanuel" on it and that is a deep cut
e_bloc: just today I was thinking I need to get to one of Thomas Dolby's concerts this year
lochnessseammonster:

Saintnex: them cheeks
DrLigmaPhD: Thicc
BusTed:

tehfewl: 👀
HorusFive: dat boody
Shadowsoflife: I been to warped tour once
HorusFive: caked
MilkInBags: ass pimples because of steroids
BusTed: whoa
Strebenherz: what is this warframe
GasCityGaming: OOOH!
InconsiderateHat: LOL
SalamiSuperstar: I just learned something
ArdCollider: I went to Warped at Boreal Ridge in Nevada one year and I mostly remember Bad Religion being good and, uh, Morgan Heritage, surprisingly.
GamerCat88: I saw Katy Perry in 2008 Warped Tour, wild times
MrSarkhan: I remember when Crisis came out. It was so good.
mulligan2six: For their "farewell" tour? haha
SalamiSuperstar: Anyone know TREOS?
Singenmeister: @MilkInBags Huh, didn’t know about that side effect. The more you know.
HorusFive: Adam can reach the drums on top without a ladder or nothin'
SnackPak_: oof
MilkInBags: im so sorry
itira: oh naur
MrSarkhan: Wat
SalamiSuperstar: It's an acronym for The Receiving End of Sirens if that makes a difference lol
saucemaster5000: LMAO
ashtonfpd: my dad did the same thing with amon amarth
raulghoulia: what a Trooper
NimrodXIV: oh dear
MrSarkhan: I like Iron Maiden but that's insane.
lochnessseammonster:

Fanklok: Run for the hills
Seth_Erickson: Ben, you can't have your dessert until you've listened to Iron Maiden
saucemaster5000: That is incredible
Racer_XXX: This is an iron maiden household is a wild thing to say to a kid.
mulligan2six: Sparta opened for Moneen a while back. Zero crowd work and just played one album cover to cover. They were pretty good.
HortonFearsACoup: And Mom wonders why you developed a fear of the dark
MilkInBags: some people in high school forced me to listen to Fear of the Dark and I despise iron maiden since
LowUpsideCJ: there's worse bands for that
wiganlass: I like Maiden but I don’t force people to listen to them, they’re great live
saucemaster5000: for my parents I had to love Bob Dylan
maclaglen: There's FAR worse artists to be forced to listen too than Iron Maiden
saucemaster5000: I hate that shit
Fanklok: I saw Kiss a few years ago
lamina5432: my dad was a dead head and got tired of it after a while. Gerry garcia good but not every day
darkcyril: I'm the asshole that likes to put Maiden's Rime of the Ancient Mariner on Touchtunes at a bar randomly.
MrPipboy3000: I got lucky ... my dad loved Bowie
korvys: I knew a guy who was a diehard megadeth fan, and like, basically resented Metallica for firing him. Very weird
ashtonfpd: anyone ever have the friend who liked megadeath to spite metallica?
BrowneePointz: I mean he could've made you listen to a BAD band
LowUpsideCJ: my dad got me very into The Who which was cool
DrLigmaPhD: "Thanks be to Eddie, hallowed be thy name"
korvys: *him - dave mustane
Racer_XXX: I feel like I have no idea what's going on this game is strange.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why does Kiss go for their whole schtick when they make the least threatening most milquetoast music you could ever imagine?
MajorFrostbyte: I love Iron Maiden, but I'm an 80's high school degen and it sure wasn't what my parents listened to
Dog_of_Myth: My parents love playing John Denver albums on family vacations. Not a fan.
jovens_v: Don't smack Plot orb Adam D:
NimrodXIV: Apocalyptica is great
SymphonySolstice: I saw them in october!
Racer_XXX: Oh they bang.
maclaglen: 4 Cellos
mulligan2six: Instrumetal
BusTed: cellos playing metallica, is what I remember
Shadowsoflife: Anyone here know Cruxshadows?
Racer_XXX: Appacolyptica is amazing.
Rhynerd: I think I have one Apoclyptica song!
Bearudite: symphonic metal?
SalamiSuperstar: Oh shit, same on Protest
MacbethSeemsSus: Their cover of Thunderstruck was big
korvys: Cancer Bats rules - I started listened cause of Adam
ashtonfpd: they go to edmonton alot too. the lead singer streams alot too
DrLigmaPhD: Springsteen in my household. Jersey mom
jadielady: @Shadowsoflife That's a name I haven't heard in a long time!
korvys: *listening
MrSarkhan: Oh I should look up Protest the Hero. I haven't listened to them in a long time too.
Rhynerd: either that or band's called Mew and their song's calle Apocalyptica.
wiganlass: yes I like some cruxshadows
Singenmeister: That was like the “music nerd metal” when I was in high school.
LowUpsideCJ: that show kinda bangs
GamerCat88: dude those shows are epic looking
Rhynerd: Speaking of Cellos, any fellow Happy Fits fan in the chat?
MrSarkhan: TSO is great
Shadowsoflife: @jadielady Oh yeah, I been listing them.
MilkInBags: Apocalyptica made me discover Joe Duplantier and then Gojira, that was my greatest discovery arc ever
ashtonfpd: Volition is PEAK
NoxStryx: I like Kezia and Fortress
Shadowsoflife: @wiganlass Same.
MrSarkhan: Kezia is so good. I haven't listened to anything since Fortress I think?
Dog_of_Myth: @MilkInBags That's a journey
tehfewl: Volition is really good, but i still like Kezia
ashtonfpd: i like the one with the manta ray on the cover too lol
NoxStryx: Zao?
ashtonfpd: gojira gang out here?
MilkInBags: @ashtonfpd hello
BrowneePointz: Leviathan and Crack the SKye
BrowneePointz: 10/10 albums
MilkInBags: Leviathan and Crack the Skye are top tier
BrowneePointz: definitely recommend Adam
MilkInBags: I'm just sad Mastodon sucks live, and I love them
ashtonfpd: @MilkInBags damn adam really curates a like minded clientele lol
NoxStryx: If you like mastadon you might like the genre "Stoner Doom"
BrowneePointz: yea Mastodon is peak Sludge Metal
MilkInBags: if you like Mastodon you'll love Baroness
SymphonySolstice: didn't she have something going on with her vocal chords?
jadielady: I've seen Mastodon several times live, only one of the times wasn't that good - in my opinion
KahtaLzargo: Felt like only teen not a fan of 3 Days Grace as every concert of their's was the most boring one ever
BrowneePointz: I like Bluegrass
KahtaLzargo: So I hear you
BrowneePointz: also Orville Peck
MacbethSeemsSus: Bluegrass is much better than pop country
MilkInBags: ben you might be albertalergic
BrowneePointz: a gorgeous Man with great pipes
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: country music has been a parody of itself for coming up on 20 years
ashtonfpd: i had a corb lund era
Vinewood_OG: Johnny Cash is my line im the sand lol
jimber_jam: Colter Wall is an incredible country/western singer from Canada
Racer_XXX: Remember ska.... Ska was a good time
itira: everyone in my family likes country, so it was always playing... ugh
MrSarkhan: They had some good songs.
BrowneePointz: Three Days Grace was like Nickelback if they knew how to write a song
Seth_Erickson: All music no matter the genre has bangers. You can't find an actual music genre I won't find something in it to enjoy
Racer_XXX: You wanna know what was dogwater that everyone loved. 311. They're awful
NoxStryx: I'm not big on radio country but you might check out Sierra Ferrell or Nick Shoulders who i think are actually good country.
Fanklok: One day at the gym some guy had 3 days grace playing on a bluetooth speaker
SymphonySolstice: my teacher rn is the guy that produced 2 of nickelback's early albums
GamerCat88: my father-in-law plays the steel pedal guitar its fascinating
KahtaLzargo: @Racer_XXX Ska and swing are having a comeback, and I'm ready for it
BrowneePointz: My dad was but only old school country
VrolikSyndrome: I could have destroyed my hearing with loud music even earlier!
SymphonySolstice: jail
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Racer_XXX To quote Gibb from an old "Gibb answers your Tweets": Ska never left my guy
KahtaLzargo: Yes please make it fun
ashtonfpd: thats jailable
MrSarkhan: I do listen to Def Lepard because of my dad.
SalamiSuperstar: The same person who talks with their phone on speaker
BusTed: 😬
DrLigmaPhD: Country is fine, it's the people who make it these days who can suck
Seth_Erickson: So very few people actually use earbuds in public spaces.
BusTed: Did you give them the thumbs down
SymphonySolstice: loool
GasCityGaming: lmao
SnackPak_: the disappointment
lochnessseammonster:

Fanklok: Whats worse not re racking or putting them in the wrong spots?
lamina5432: good brow form
ghizmou: mr upsetti
Mister_Dee: There's really no point in music elitism or gatekeeping. As a guy, once you have kids you're going to turn into a classic rock guy regardless of your previous tastes.
Seth_Erickson: They just don't care that other people are around.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just maximum disappointment
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SymphonySolstice: give em the 👎
calculated_uncertainties: so much disappointment
Singenmeister: A few months back I remembered I had the soundtrack to “O Brother, Where Art Though” and was hooked on it for a few days. Really good Bluegrass.
BusTed: encroaching on the bike lane?
VrolikSyndrome: With your wrap-around shades?
BusTed:

Racer_XXX: Country was good before it got super popified like bo Burnham joked about. It's so formulaic now.
Dog_of_Myth: Valid Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not crotchety that's valid
MrSarkhan: That's wild
ashtonfpd: yall are supposed to have good drivers out west wth
lochnessseammonster: i think you can be crotchety about you know fearing for your life
SurfDownstage: Right on Red increases pedestrian collisions by 50%
MilkInBags: ride around with a brick in your hands, see what happens
Geldaran: I've contemplated carrying an airhorn on my bike.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Geldaran What about the old fashioned car horn? The awooga kind?
MilkInBags: people respect violence, sadly
Vinewood_OG: That's amazing
ghyllnox:

Dog_of_Myth: Love that
BrindleBoar: mutually assured brickstruction
korvys: Ok, regardless of bikes or anything else, I think the idea of "right on red" is insane anyway (we don't have that (or left) in Aus). Red means stop.
ButButTheJesus:

Seth_Erickson: Its not a great world out there for pedestrians walking
virtue_the_cat: yeah im pretty sure they had one at granville island
jovens_v: Yeah I've seen that
ghyllnox: I thought that was staged!
KahtaLzargo: Great plan. I'd love to ride again, but the driver's around us are so bad.
shushu2539: stop or else!
Geldaran: @Thefluffiestguineapig nope, deafening canned air blast right up against their window.
NoxStryx: @DrLigmaPhD Mainstream country has become such a pile of pandering banjo rock. The fact that Johnny Cash had to work with Rick Rubin to produce the "America" albums because nobody in nashville would is the only indictment of modern country you need.
Racer_XXX: What you need to get on your bike is one of those train horns they put on semis. That shit is hilarious.
MilkInBags: i mean all is staged in BC because it doesn't exist, it's all actors
KahtaLzargo: I get why insurance rates have skyrocketed in my postcode due to the chronically bad driving
BrowneePointz: @NoxStryx it's literally called Bro Country
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Racer_XXX But you as the rider would go deaf
Racer_XXX: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hearing protection. But yea you aren't wrong.
GamerCat88: gremlin mode activate
MilkInBags: what
Rhynerd: I think it was more that the Government tried to deal with the infection by hard forcing people to isolate themselves from one another.
GasCityGaming: saaame, I have a lamps
Vinewood_OG: We DO NOT turn on the big light in this house!
BrowneePointz: i'm literally only having my monitor on as the only light5 in my apartment atm
MilkInBags: did nicole encounter vampires or something
lochnessseammonster:
i hate that so much 
NoxStryx: @BrowneePointz Having the word country in the genre is an insult.
MrPipboy3000: I put motion sensors in my house that auto turn on when i walk in the room, and then shut off after a few minutes of no motion
Racer_XXX: I hate the lights on. My girlfriend turns them on and I'm like why do we have these lights on. It's the worst.
InconsiderateHat: I dislike big light in evening, not cozy. Need lamp for cozy.
ButButTheJesus: ew no lights pls
BusTed:

e_bloc: just looking around at the 5 lamps in my office
calculated_uncertainties: I love big lights, but I have dark walls.
itira: mole people rise up
lochnessseammonster: true
rosesmcgee: Night crawlers unite
Vinewood_OG:

MacbethSeemsSus: I keep lights on until about 10 pm and go dark mode
DrLigmaPhD: @NoxStryx There are vanishingly few points of light for the genre thanks to politics and business essentially.
MilkInBags: unlike Iron Maiden, you dont have the fear of the dark
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI NERDS 
raulghoulia: the dark was a terrible MtG set
kimmibeans: Me, looking at my big light on while my partner glares at me
jovens_v:

Seth_Erickson: Eating in the dark is just a no go for me, but most other times I prefer to be in the dark
ContingentCat: Natural light is great but big light is bad yeah
lamina5432: big light is so the computer doesn't kill my eyes
jacqui_lantern234: reminder that yall are loved!!!
Racer_XXX: Like I love the dark. I never had my lights on when I lived alone.
BrowneePointz: I sit in the dark cuz it's cheaper
shushu2539: isn't that the reason you were picked for Let's Nope?
LowUpsideCJ: People always say big light is hospital vibes but just get better color temperature
Shadowsoflife: Hey Jacqui o/
e_bloc: I would be with you but I just sort through magic cards when I'm watching things
maclaglen: I pretty much only have lights on if I'm in the room.
SymphonySolstice:
I will sit in the dark in the morning. night time I get eye strain headaches if I don't have big light 
lochnessseammonster: my mom will leave lights on when she leaves the room and it drives me up the wall
KahtaLzargo:

jacqui_lantern234: odditEEZ NUTZ
GasCityGaming: and Kurgan
skintbint: thats such a throwback
Vinewood_OG: Popular?
MilkInBags: is insane clown posse country
jacqui_lantern234:
GOTTEM 
wiganlass: I will admit my room is currently blazing with light but in my defence I’m sewing
e_bloc: I don't want to remember that
Jennie_Fuchsia: I call the big light “the work lights” because I want them for a short period of time to clean and then never again
Racer_XXX: Juggalo championship wrestling is a thing now.
e_bloc: man
BrowneePointz: I still can't believe south park is in fortnite
e_bloc: did you see his dark side of the ring? that one ripped me apart
lochnessseammonster: something something 3.50...
BrowneePointz: yep "let's shoot these 4th graders"
BrowneePointz: smart idea fortnite
GasCityGaming: Chappel Roan is in fortnite
BrowneePointz: smart idea
Racer_XXX: I mean Simpsons is in fortnight so really they have collected all the ip infinity stones.
MacbethSeemsSus: "For those who come after..." wait
NoxStryx: What isn't on fortnight? LRR is in fortnight (in that they played it).
Racer_XXX: Listen if Adam was a skin in fortnight. I probably still wouldn't play it but that would be cool.
MilkInBags: wow blue prince crossover!!!
Fanklok: wire cutters?
e_bloc:

SalamiSuperstar: If you make a really nice blue print, then you want to show it off
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's maximum "I am leaving and may be some time" energy where they expected to come back
rosesmcgee: Blue Prince
BusTed: "ohh, like blueprints"
e_bloc: prince
MacbethSeemsSus: Blue Prince = Blueprints
Omthebox: And the person who ran Mythic Spoiler is the person who made Blue Prince.
MilkInBags: it's a bug because a bug was stuck in the computer!!!!!!
rosesmcgee: They wanted to call it Blue Clue but that was close to another IP
tehfewl: why do they call it oven
BusTed:

e_bloc: fingerprints?
lochnessseammonster: blueminati
itira: but why are they blue..
MilkInBags: the paper was blue
Rhynerd: The material they used to make the prints were blue.
MacbethSeemsSus: eww
e_bloc: plus the space you get for not having the money
HorusFive: Tightly regulated amounts of fun
Racer_XXX: Ok let's pretend someone missed a chunk of this game. What is going on? Time travel?
e_bloc: good looking out game
LordZarano: @itira Cyanotype
MacbethSeemsSus: @Racer_XXX There's cats and we want to find the cats
daedela: so 12 monkeys the game
HorusFive: A grenade in a game where you don't blow yourself up? Truly we are in the future
itira:

Rhynerd: Yeah, we're part of group going back in time to collect people from before an apocalypse.
e_bloc: yeah but cat lore
BrowneePointz: Herthaithem
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also petting cats
Racer_XXX: Ok I've just been watching this entire time and I don't feel like anything has happened.
MilkInBags: can you save little anime jars
calculated_uncertainties: are we sure they're not all the same cat?
Rhynerd: We pull their minds out of their bodies (by foce) and add them to a collective.
maclaglen: The MOST Important PART
RealLegitStreamer: Similar process to old photographs - put the negative on chemically treated paper, the bits that aren't blocked by the drawing turn blue leaving white lines
shushu2539:
save the kittens! 
e_bloc: yeah fuck everyone especially that woman's husband
e_bloc: or man's husband I guess, why should I presume
calculated_uncertainties: I would not put it past cats to manage to time travel themselves to get multiple dinners at the same time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well them being in a hospital gown made that infinitely worse
Racer_XXX: Yea I bet the cats are the true villain.
MilkInBags: juked
Rhynerd: the world ended because of a disease that turned people into creatures that like to fuse together into bigger monsters.
e_bloc: we kill and have been killed by these things whatever they are
Thefluffiestguineapig: I only understand the cats and the one guy who takes care of them
MilkInBags: a capitalist world?
Racer_XXX: I feel like the spaghetti slapping game was more engaging lol.
e_bloc: the mighty morphin power rangers did try to warn us
shushu2539: maybe it just want a hug
MilkInBags: it was full of monster
Racer_XXX: Think of the hug it could give with all those arms.
lamina5432: had that
lochnessseammonster: my babysitter did
jovens_v: I did
Rhynerd: I had one!
MrSarkhan: I had one!
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Strebenherz: yeet
HorusFive: jumpies
e_bloc: I think my babysitter had one
MilkInBags: babysitter wavedashing around with fox
ghyllnox:

ashtonfpd: getting paid to beat kids at smash thats a power move
lochnessseammonster: always kirby
HorusFive: Yeah. Teach those kids
MilkInBags: while you cry playing mr game and watch
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hashtag tripping saved smash
e_bloc: I mean that has to be the best babysitting gig there is
ghyllnox: He got paid to wipe the floor with the kids next door
Racer_XXX: It's ice climbers all the way.
MilkInBags: kirby main! there's a dozen of us!
Mr_Horrible: DK mains represent
GamerCat88: i remember wanting tons of Koosh balls but forget what they even were for other than just felt neat
BrowneePointz: I bet Ben was a Barrel Carry Cheese kid
lamina5432: always gotta love a bowser drop
lochnessseammonster:
remember the donkey kong show?

itsr67: big falcon main in melee and smash 4
Sogheim: gotta be thicc, right?
Shadowsoflife: THICC
Racer_XXX: Every body needs a good bear character in their life.
MacbethSeemsSus: Biggins back
e_bloc: Ben has never snuck up on anyone in any game
SkylerRingtail: Well, you *were* just complaining about having too much ammo
MilkInBags: i frames!
Rhynerd: I think it ate acid hirl
e_bloc: I respect that, I never got into stealth anything
GamerCat88:

Racer_XXX: Solving that ammo storage problem aren't ya.
Molladia: I know that the point of this show, but do either of you play horror outside of LRR?
MilkInBags: you can be a strength wizard in elden ring!
MilkInBags:

e_bloc: its kinda weird to me that this game is ammo limited
Kaaannaaa: can i interest you in a muscle wizard?
SymphonySolstice:

itsr67: loooool
itira: LOLOL
BusTed:

SnackPak_:

LowUpsideCJ: Get schmoked
e_bloc: !clip
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VrolikSyndrome:

lochnessseammonster:

Kata_The_Cat: Looks like you got smoked.
MilkInBags: saved! oh no!
YFiddler:

Rhynerd: turns it can enter rooms
MrSarkhan: LMAO
Omthebox: Smoked: Gotten
Nigouki: perfection, in every way
Vinewood_OG: Whoops
Sogheim: saw it coming, did not disappoint
ghyllnox: F
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm a genius! OH NO
Racer_XXX: I think he could come in the room.
jovens_v:
get smoked indeed 
Shadowsoflife: @Kaaannaaa are they casting FIST!
Racer_XXX: Look out he coming.
MilkInBags: oh look the video game
SalamiSuperstar: Hmm, it seems you were the one who was smoked
e_bloc: somewhere spoopifer is laughing
e_bloc: thats better than them saving in the come room
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Presumably from right behind them where Graham left them
MilkInBags: a what
e_bloc: its my office
Nigouki: sell ammo, upgrade firepower
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry try that sentence again Ben
Shadowsoflife: a save room?
ShaneLeeAtk: One?
ashtonfpd: ah, the shower he means
e_bloc: video game humiliation is definitely someone's fetish right
MilkInBags: oh you have to redo all of that? eww
e_bloc: you know what. you're right
shendaras:

lochnessseammonster:

GamerCat88:

HorusFive:

lamina5432:

jovens_v: you sign up for it
LowUpsideCJ: that's why he won the mayoral election
Thefluffiestguineapig: So a praise kink
e_bloc:
ah yes 
lochnessseammonster: that's my streamer
thatguysteve2709: We clap for spheda
jimber_jam: very brave of you to say that Adam! Good job!
e_bloc: good button press streamer
HorusFive:

MilkInBags: adam you took a sip of coffee well done!!!
Kata_The_Cat: What if that's secretly Elon Musk's fetish and we've been satisfying him this whole time?
shendaras: I mean have you seen him play spheda?
YFiddler:
traversed a door! 
MrSarkhan: Have you seen this man play Spheda? He's the best.
HorusFive:

Racer_XXX: I am the puzzle master Benjamin.
e_bloc: wait is this a romantic thing
BusTed:

shushu2539: nice miss Adam clapclapclap
e_bloc: dark cloud is a horror game right
VrolikSyndrome: Make Adam play Minecraft?
Mr_Horrible: Even I can't make a snide remark about it, he worked magic with that sphere sometimes
LowUpsideCJ: best spheda player of the decade
ashtonfpd: thats a good idea
itsr67: loool
Sogheim: the called Spheda shots were excellent
HorusFive: The best to ever play the game (Speeda)
HorusFive: *Spheda
MilkInBags: your loss ben
lamina5432: why don't you sit down and watch it together
e_bloc: true happiness
MilkInBags: ben, reading chat doesnt cat
HorusFive: @e_bloc in this economy?
Kata_The_Cat: What is this book?
BusTed: like revenge is a dish best served cold
MilkInBags: count*** oof
thatguysteve2709: I think the only issue is if you skip them and the big guy comes and then they stand up it becomes as fight
e_bloc: Adam will watch Castlevania and Ben learns how to touch type
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the one Jordynne read?
Racer_XXX: What if you watched it and streamed your reactions. Then you watch Castlevania and build fans. Win meets win.
SymphonySolstice: cat
thatguysteve2709: Ad
Mr_Horrible: Jomby Cromby
MilkInBags: it's like the count of monte cristo but in english
ashtonfpd: the blade itself was good
e_bloc: you are right, there is some sort of humiliation at play here right
itsr67: loool
MilkInBags: worse than sad
GamerCat88: Adam did you read his most recent book?
VrolikSyndrome: I love worldbuilding that's nothing but Proper Nouns. That shit bangs.
BusTed: 😬
korvys: Fuck no
jovens_v:

ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Best Served Cold, aka Shivers' Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day
BusTed: That's the kind of story that Adam recommends
Fanklok: There's a guy named The Bloody Nine
Sogheim: uh oh Ben will be in for a surprise
HorusFive: Yeah- you know. Fantasy
korvys: That is not the sort of book Joe Abercrombie writes
Mr_Horrible:
as we know, Adam loves that kind of fiction, so certainly this will be an example of that 
jimber_jam: the narrator for the Devils so incredible
GamerCat88: ohh nice, its on my TBR list
MilkInBags: did you finally understand the story adam?
e_bloc: I thought Adam was big on unrequited love stories
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Locked Tomb!
Sogheim: Gideon the Ninth?
Omthebox: I looked at my audiobook stats and I average 29 books a year
wiganlass: added to my birthday book list
Spades_Slicc: The Locked Tomb
BrindleBoar: Locked Tomb, not for everyone
Mr_Horrible: I know some folks that've bounced off those, yeah
HorusFive: How many of the voices are vaguely eastern-european?
MilkInBags: gideon the yikes amirite
ashtonfpd: dog i have an audio book about how to build a sauna that is like taking an ambien that shit puts you to sleep fast
Kata_The_Cat: I tried to get into that one, it was not for me.
Mr_Horrible: it does remind me I wanted to take a look at the Baru Cormorant books tho
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Great series but it is not for everyone
DiscordianTokkan: The Book is for me, the audiobook version I bounced off of for some reason
Mr_Horrible: because my brain categorizes those 2 the same, for some unknown reason
kimmibeans: I'm currently listening to the Codex Alera series by Jim Butcher and I highly recommend
Kata_The_Cat: Try Mistborn, Ben.
shendaras: read think book man
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it the ADHD?
Racer_XXX: But all the actors are British and doing other accents. Like southern.
e_bloc: fair
Vinewood_OG: Yo tambien
lochnessseammonster: samsies
Kata_The_Cat: And audiobooks are good for this.
Mr_Horrible:
gotta train the attention span back up (only half
-ing)
LowUpsideCJ: i wanna be a book man but in the pagemaster sense
SymphonySolstice: I blame my first grade teacher for making me actively dislike reading. I am sad about it
10of9: For some reason I always picture the Bloody Nine as Sarkhan
e_bloc: I'm 41 though so I grew up back when book book was the only option
darkcyril: @kimmibeans Not Codex, but I'm nearly done with book one of his Cinder Spires series for a book club and really enjoying it.
lamina5432: I read too much
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: Ben wants to be 250 pages that talk
lochnessseammonster: classic
HadesLeprechaun: I cannot do audiobooks, my mind wanders too much to listen and retain information from an audio source
Shadowsoflife: @kimmibeans I should read that, I like the dresden files
MilkInBags: this game SUCKS
lochnessseammonster: same
lochnessseammonster: it was so good
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh if I were a bookman
BusTed: with macaulay cullkin
calculated_uncertainties: yes
rosesmcgee: and Sir Patrick Stewart
MilkInBags: well done you saved!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Racer_XXX: We're proud of you past Adam. Way to save the game b
HorusFive:
Past Adam is a genius
Now future Adam- that guy's a monster
MilkInBags: so cold, like 2C outside
ashtonfpd: cries in albertan
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @HadesLeprechaun same, I need the physicality of holding something to make me pay attention to it, otherwise I just tune it out as background noise
e_bloc: good job not skipping leg day
e_bloc: did you climb the cn tower
jovens_v: 2nd day is always the worst
darkcyril: Pooping is a special kind of hell two days post leg day.
Racer_XXX: See my ADHD brain loves audio books. It allows me to focus on something that isn't what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
LowUpsideCJ: I used to schedule all my meetings on thursdays because I had hockey tuesday nights and i wanted to sit quietly all day
e_bloc: speak your truth
darkcyril: @Racer_XXX I drive all day for work. Audio books have been a life saver for when I want something different than music or a podcast.
MacbethSeemsSus: The combat in this game is...odd
Sogheim: oh hey did we praise Adam for how well he acted in the latest Crapshot today? I was late and might have missed it
e_bloc: I want to stare at a screen most of the day and rarely speak to anyone, so I became an accountant
LowUpsideCJ: I just tipped over right into my bed because wfh
e_bloc: a good calf massage would go a long way
GasCityGaming: I got a treadmill a couple months ago and it's helped a lot
Ferisar: more like bronos
MilkInBags: yeah it doesnt always get up
Fanklok: spitting is for quitters
e_bloc: he's gonna puke
MilkInBags: can you go back to save?
Molladia: Adam faced his fears and played Subnautica, did Ben ever play Grounded?
e_bloc: can we turn the difficulty up from easy
BusTed: ominous floating orbs
BusTed: what do you think about the WoW crab spiders
Rhynerd: into what?
Rhynerd: I didn't hear
BusTed: @Rhynerd slimes
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Satisfactory also has an arachnophobia mode that makes it worse
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what about the day 1 skyrim arachnophobia mod, how does that rank?
MilkInBags:

GamerCat88:

e_bloc: gaming out of his mind
ashtonfpd: do you eat them outta spite?
MilkInBags: better armoured spiders
Mollylele: what about the skyrim mod that turns them into bears
Racer_XXX: He was aura farming and Adam just put a cap in him.
Rhynerd: fair.
thematic_content_warning: Crabs are delicious
LowUpsideCJ: they're also big enough to see their weird faces
Kata_The_Cat: What if the crab has a knife?
Spades_Slicc: Note water spiders are their own separate thing
e_bloc: yeah crabs at least taste better
BusTed:

Rhynerd: some spiders can kill with a bite.
7gorobei: no one tell them about coconut crabs
betweenmyself:
Grounded Arachnophobia mode: nothing scary about Spiders with invisible legs so you get to *imagine* them scuttling about 
Rhynerd: most spiders can't.
BusTed: kick wolfman in the nards
GamerCat88: remember the Honda Crab commercials "i pinch."
RockPusher: Sapphic_Shenanigans I dunno, I prefer the kitties, though they are still scary for regular dangerous enemy reasons
Rhynerd: just about call crabs have pinch.
lochnessseammonster:

Rhynerd: I am now reminded of the film... I think it was called Enemy?
MilkInBags: yet
Rhynerd: maybe Nemesis?
e_bloc: yet
jimber_jam: that movie is a good example of the trailer making look like a different movie than it really was
Sogheim: there's an episode of Peppa Pig banned in Australia for portraying spiders as harmless, which was considered inappropriate for Australians.
MilkInBags: Enemy is the movie yes @Rhynerd
Ferisar: what about spanish spiders
The_Timo: the island is safe? I sometimes get some in Van fuck me 1 was massive
lamina5432: living in an area with brown recluse it is a fear of mine
e_bloc: climate change is actually changing where a number of arachnids live
GasCityGaming: My Bf had bought 3 as pets, and I'm glad HE enjoys them, but I am not a fan.
SnackPak_: good job Gus
RockPusher:

Strebenherz: @Sogheim yeah that's like one of the few episode bannings I've gone "yeah okay, legit" at
whitebadgerwolf88: I agree, that scene was really cool, but the Wolfman itself wasn't
thematic_content_warning: The only thing i don't miss about Oregon is the amount of spiders
Rhynerd: @MilkInBags Thank you!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, for a lot of cats bugs are the best toys
10of9: I was reading a fantasy book recently and the author described a poisonous insect as "a three step kill" as in once it bites ya, you only got 3 steps left
DrLigmaPhD: This machine consumes vermin
e_bloc: how many spiders have you put in gus's mouth while he's sleeping
Fanklok: Cat's are apocalyptic for any eco system
LowUpsideCJ: I got bit by a false widow the other week and it was a bad bite for a week or two
Faulpyr: Man, my cats just ignore bugs
Faulpyr: They lazy
thematic_content_warning: Colorado apparently has tarantula migration though....
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ghyllnox: Cats take a lot of joy and pride in killing and (sometimes) consuming things
Rhynerd: Weapons is great!
MrSarkhan: Weapons is so good!!!!
e_bloc: at 2:17 they leave
MrSarkhan: 2:17
Nigouki: is it the naruto running movie?
e_bloc: this was in the quiz
LowUpsideCJ: it's about what happens if they keep giving the whitest kids u know guy a movie budget
MacbethSeemsSus: It's really good
e_bloc: yes it is very good too
raulghoulia: the scene in the car
jimber_jam: it's *techincally* a horror movie
MilkInBags: i like horror movies that don,t try to scare you but just be unsettling, like Annihilation and Nope
jimber_jam: really not scary, just intense and creepy at times
paulthemapguy: A gallon of PCP??
Commodore_Perry_GG: Gallon of PCP yes!
Bearudite: NAIL Gun
tehfewl: i think about Lincoln in the theater
daedela: kid beer
itira: Hamlet is the one that i think of
MrPipboy3000: 7 hot dogs?
Blakemcm: yep, he did Barbarian 2 years ago
Blakemcm: also a banger
betweenmyself:
bunch of kids all run off all at once and are never seen again: Truckless Isekai? 
Rhynerd: Apparently it was written in a sort of fugue state while the writer was dealing with the loss of a friend who was also a member of the WKUK
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was originally a Jordan Peale script but they gave it to the other guy
e_bloc: oh barbarian was fucking good except that one scene
LowUpsideCJ: Trevor Moore
e_bloc: the feeding scene in barbarian was too much for me
DoctorHutch: i just dont ever order delivery, it solves the problem completely
Commodore_Perry_GG: It's not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher" because that's just a sentence fragment
MilkInBags: like in 28 years later?
LowUpsideCJ: the final scenes are VERY funny
DiscordianTokkan: Substance ruled
HadesLeprechaun: The Substance was pretty comedy the whole way through
raulghoulia: comedy and horror share a lot of dna
MrSarkhan: I still haven't seen substance. I need to fix that
paulthemapguy: Zack Cregger is the guy with the gallon of PCP, and he's the director
e_bloc: comedy is horror plus time
Rhynerd: speaking of horror comedy, I saw Ready or Not last saturday.
e_bloc: apparently about 65 minutes
GamerCat88: reminds me of Drag me to Hell, like had some jumpy parts but also just made me laugh too
raulghoulia: jordan Peele switched to directing when he was offered the role of the poop emoji. And Patrick Stewart ate that role up
Goombill: @MilkInBags I need more people to see that and Bone Temple. If they don't make the third one I think it'll crush me
HadesLeprechaun: Good Boy is SO GOOD
Mollylele: the chair company feels like a horrow show even though it nominally isnt
BusTed: ah the dog one
DoctorHutch:
huh, my comment just randomly posted like an hour after I wrote it 
brutusq13: it's great!!
maclaglen: Good Boy was fantastic.
LowUpsideCJ: @Rhynerd surprisingly good and Samara Weaving's screams are fantastic
brutusq13: the bts on Good Boy is really neat
e_bloc: my friend saw it, and she's a big horror fan and also actually is a film preservationist, and said it was really good
The_Timo: perspective of a dog? do we get a close up of like 50 dog assholes during it?
Sogheim: I already watched a horror short from the perspective of a corgi and nope not for me.
BusTed: get their asses
NimrodXIV: Good Boy doesn't do anything new story wise, but the dog "acting" is great
MrSarkhan: Oof
Strebenherz: LOL
HadesLeprechaun: Good Boy is short and knows the assignment, it doesn't go on any longer than it's premise affords
BusTed: sometimes ya just gotta stream-of-consciousness poast
e_bloc: thats a crime
Bearudite: KKona
e_bloc: money can buy guns and bullets
RockPusher: James and Serge? Goad them into buying you poutine
Rhynerd: A crime I'm sometimes guilty of but try to avoid.
LowUpsideCJ: @e_bloc explain
paulthemapguy: I use ellipses between some adjoining thoughts...I see no shame in it
e_bloc: take that to dms
paulthemapguy: it's just easier to hit the dot button
SymphonySolstice: that's grandma posting
shendaras: How do you feel about -- ?
BusTed: like they're dictating a telegram
Bearudite: hmmm...curious
Ferisar: i die.....
Rhynerd: One good thing about discord is that with Shift+Enter I can just make a new line or two to hold new thoughts in.
teaspoonC: my boss always does that and I always need to remind myself she's not pissed off
betweenmyself:
you don’t… say 
paulthemapguy: on an iPhone getting any punctuation besides the period is a pain in the ass
MilkInBags: the horror of this game was the combat
Geldaran: I use them a lot... There's nothing passive about my aggression though.
e_bloc: I feel like almost any text that gets long enough to include a new line I just rethink and delete
Fanklok: Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading
ghyllnox: I only use ellipses when I would leave a stretch of silence irl
RockPusher: ahh, no
SymphonySolstice: hm
HadesLeprechaun: I hate
GasCityGaming: That's too much
MilkInBags: ok...
Kata_The_Cat:
lol, it does sound so sarcastic 
e_bloc: is this a horror movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO absolutely not
MacbethSeemsSus: Ellipsis always sound so ominous....
SnackPak_: oof...
BusTed:

MrSarkhan: This is painful
LowUpsideCJ: I think this is poetry honestly
SmithKurosaki: @ghyllnox this
Geldaran: now, that's a huge misuse.
ghyllnox:

GasCityGaming: I'll use it like once in a whiiiile.
satyropodobny: the sign says 'showers' you're welcome
e_bloc: I hate it so much I want to do it
RockPusher: An elipsis is not a full stop
ghyllnox: That sounds *so* passive-aggressive
MilkInBags: ben....you're....funny........
RockPusher: It's for a deliberate pause
betweenmyself:
one up her: end each sentence with FIVE periods 
notpsion: i had a coworker who did the ellipsis thing but he WAS being passive aggressive
e_bloc: may I introduce you to the semi-colon
MilkInBags: noted...
shushu2539: Adam knows his way around this game...
SymphonySolstice: I'm having a great time tonight....love your work....
Kata_The_Cat: I'm sure it'll go really well...
GamerCat88: @e_bloc right; hit them with the classic
ContingentCat: Specifying it's a positive thing...
Fanklok: We're getting catering *STOP* It worked well last time *STOP* My dad is moving back home *STOP*
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
e_bloc: omg
MrSarkhan: WOW
MilkInBags: are we sliding back
DiscordianTokkan: Good
teaspoonC: your dog has worms :3
LowUpsideCJ: this file is brat
MrSarkhan: LMAO
protojman: incredible
e_bloc: I have a coworker born in 2001 and he's not that bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have never had that problem with a veterinary coworker because they tend to know it is a LEGAL DOCUMENT
MilkInBags: what if AI types in lowercase and finishes sentences with ...
Ferisar: can't believe kids don't know cursive anymore
RealGamerCow: "your cat is very girly pop"
frank_the_great: Shafs?
paulthemapguy: wat is a shafs
e_bloc: what the fuck is that
LowUpsideCJ: I manage a guy who it's his first job after college and it's an interesting experience. Good kid
Ferisar: I'm joking btw i don't know how to write cursive lol
Fanklok: Cursive is stupid and useless
e_bloc: I would prefer they don't teach cursive
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ferisar They stopped teaching it but have had to start teaching it again due to standardized testing
glitched_goddess: there’s a Greek papyrus or something from the Hellenic period that complains about how kids don’t respect tradition
LowUpsideCJ: I haven't used it in 23 years so it's fine if they stop i think
Kata_The_Cat: Cursive only matters to ancient people.
e_bloc: I learned cursive and both my print and cursive are entirely illegible
Kramburger: I'm told it's not mandatory for schools to teach cursive
MacbethSeemsSus: Cursive existed to write faster. So with typing it's not really needed as much
NimrodXIV:
I can barely write my own name in cursive 
betweenmyself: punctuation is too hard; just end every sentence with “PERIOD” (all caps is important)
DrLigmaPhD: I learned cursive in school. Fuck, shit, damn...
Ferisar: i know how to do cursive in russian, and it is more efficient to write in
Ferisar: but i also don't write physically often
Ferisar: so it's largely irrelevant
MilkInBags: imagine learning how to write, so pedestrian
paulthemapguy: I don't hate cursive but I don't see the point in teaching it
e_bloc: if they only taught me print maybe I could write
glitched_goddess: cursive should be taught in art classes at most.
ContingentCat: Yeah they haven't for a while, there's better ways to spend class time
Fanklok: Ferisar, are you multiulingual or are you memeing
GamerCat88: hi ancient person here...
SymphonySolstice: cyrillic cursive is really something else
Rhynerd: I learned cursive in elementary school and relearned it later because my parents though it'd make my writing neater.
7gorobei: cursive was created to slow down wear of feather quill nibs
Ferisar: @Fanklok im russian
Ferisar: lol
MacbethSeemsSus: Weird nitpick. Why counter-gravity rather than anti-gravity
CaptainCoriale: plato's on file as complaining about the youths not respecting their elders and how not having to memorize everything is destroying moral character.
Shadowsoflife: Man, I have doctor's handwriting.
Fanklok: @Ferisar That doesn't answer my question
Ferisar: that's too bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cursive was also partially invented to reduce smearing of ink
paulthemapguy: That reminds me, I need to take my counterbiotics
betweenmyself:
@MacbethSeemsSus con-gravity? 
e_bloc: "I'll keep wandering around" is big grandpa energy
HadesLeprechaun: cursive is useful for people who want to read the original Declaration of Independence, which is sadly becoming more relevant than it used to be
SymphonySolstice: @Thefluffiestguineapig all left handed people ever: lol. lmao
Kata_The_Cat: @paulthemapguy UU: Destroy target bacteria.
Ferisar: get this... thing... off mee
shushu2539: seriff cursive is hard to write
Rhynerd: The issue is that my handwriting is almost always gonna be speed before quality and if it makes my a's look like u's and my r's look like n's and vice versa then that's an issue for future everyone.
Juliamon: SymphonySolstice I mean, back when cursive was relevant, left-handed people didn't get to be.
e_bloc: progress, not perfection
HadesLeprechaun: Netrunner is so good
MilkInBags: dude i wish there was an arena client for netrunner
tehfewl: at work when people would sign contracts, i had to tell them, "Please Sign, IN CURSIVE, your full name, IN CURSIVE, First, Middle, and Last name, ALL IN CURSIVE" and people would still fuck it up
paulthemapguy: I shot the serif...but I did not write in comic sans
Kata_The_Cat: Netrunner is a really cool game. But it's a loooot.
SymphonySolstice: @Juliamon true
e_bloc: ngl I had no interest going into it and it actually was it looked like a lot of fun
Rhynerd: There's a few different games set in the same universe as Netrunner, aren't there?
HadesLeprechaun: it's such a unique asymmetric card game that does a lot of things so many other card games don't do
paulthemapguy: more like cyberJUNK
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice The term for left handed in the Medieval era was "sinister" because they thought all left handed people were touched by the devil himself, hence why they didn't design anything for left handed people and would force them to change
glitched_goddess: cyberpunk feels too close to reality now lol
niccus: cyberpunk was too optimistic
e_bloc: I would have to have friends who were all-in though
Sogheim: the lack of lighting in this game is frustrating
brainbosh: I remember enjoying Netrunner...a decade ago? When a friend was big into it
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact the level geometry is so finicky as you run also doesn't help
MilkInBags: a friend bought netrunner decks but that was in february 2020, we never went back to it
GamerCat88: i've volunteered for the U.S. archives and transcribed historical documents, and tag archival photographs. It is wild how much history is out there in cursive
Rhynerd: I mostly know of Netrunner by hearing of it and the games I think are set i the same universe (I think the game's universe is named Android?)
glitched_goddess: cyberpunk:”can you imagine a world where corporations run the government and are evil?” us:yeah haha just imagine
The_Color_Twelve: you need a population of players?
e_bloc: I won't lie, I'm not sure if we have made any progress in this game
SymphonySolstice: @Thefluffiestguineapig fully aware, I am left handed. with a long history of smearing everything I write regardless of style
NoxStryx: It is complicated sounding because both player are basically playing different games
shushu2539: dark and confusing is Let's Nope default setting
MilkInBags: of course you like Netrunner since you love Root
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice People are often shocked how decisions in the 13th century have repercussions to this day
e_bloc: probably a step down but I could play or watch people play wingspan all fucking day
lamina5432: need to get you some of the weird board games
Fanklok: Yeah let's all send Ben more board games
paulthemapguy: not all who wander are lost...but I still am...
Ferisar: oh no yasuo
Ferisar: what happened
e_bloc: the problem is I get all my good boardgame recs from AFK
MilkInBags: ben did you ever play Brass Birmingham?
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's a good one
Fanklok: Even the worthless trivia games I can get at the Thriftstore?
MilkInBags: #1 on BGG i believe still, it's very deep and good
notpsion: if it's not 0451 it's not a good code
Vinewood_OG: Brass might break some folks
Ferisar: the code is 8931
Omthebox: I am not paying nearly enough attention to know that
Racer_XXX: 1234. Gotta be.
Ferisar: (it's not i lied)
MilkInBags: it's a very good economic game
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's 3 digits
lamina5432: I still say you gotta check out scythe. Stonmeier are geniuses
Ferisar: oh
BrindleBoar:

Fanklok: 420
Ferisar: just count up from 1 to 999
Ferisar: duh
e_bloc: am I misremembering or was discussion about seven wonders
paulthemapguy: remember when Graham said "welcome to AFK! Away from Keyboard!" and everyone else lost their minds at the fact that it really does stand for something
shushu2539: have you tried 000...?
e_bloc: its not 069 or 420, so there's only 998 possibilites
Ferisar: i have done that in a video game when i was 8
MilkInBags: yeah it's what, 37 possible combinations?
lochnessseammonster: after 3 tries the game locks you out...
teaspoonC: I want to recommend some of Cole Wehrle's other games but unfortunately Root is as accessible as he gets and it's not close
e_bloc: there's a number
Omthebox: Code "breaker"
matthaus_c: I could work at a number station
lochnessseammonster:
i would lowkey love that 
Geldaran: did that with a suitcase lock once.
Dog_of_Myth:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Brute force it? Without other tools?
Geldaran: it was like 700 something.
e_bloc: also you could program that in less time than actually doing it
paulthemapguy: amateur can't even count to 999
MacbethSeemsSus: We have defeated the codebreaker. We've added a fourth digit!
HadesLeprechaun: Brass Birmingham is like, the most competitive, screw over other players, cutthroat game. I like it a lot but I dunno about seeing it on LRR, lol
e_bloc: to be fair, on average it would only take 500 entries
BrindleBoar: a game with the courage to break save points would be interesting
MilkInBags: imagine if an enemy could overwrite your save
HorusFive: I've done that with combo locks. Just a few codes at a time every couple minutes while I'm doing something else
Kata_The_Cat: There was a game that pretended to delete your saves to fuck with you.
MilkInBags: that's called owning a home
e_bloc: power overwhelming
Racer_XXX: Remember when we had to walk up hill in the snow both way for rewards.
MilkInBags: BEN! There will be a steam version!
Fanklok: More core is where you drop off your ring
e_bloc: desperation or donation
Sogheim: @Kata_The_Cat Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem?
Vinewood_OG: TI, my beloved
Thefluffiestguineapig: You'll need a dedicatedd room
The_Color_Twelve: its such a fun game
maclaglen: Twilight Imperium AKA 9 hours later.
Kata_The_Cat: @Sogheim That's the one.
SkylerRingtail: I wish the LRR crew enjoyed social bluffing/deception games more. Would love to see 'em play Deception: Murder in Hong Kong.
brutusq13: I feel like TI would be better as a Long Game game
notpsion: if you're gonna play TI it'll take up an entire block of a subathon
Dog_of_Myth: There is a roll and write version of TI
MilkInBags: I'm watching the Steam page for twilight imperium
Kata_The_Cat: There are other 4X boardgames that are a little speedier.
Vinewood_OG: It's a subathon only game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Leaving it set up is the issue
GamerCat88: but...like
e_bloc: you could broadcast from multiple rooms in the moonbase right
The_Color_Twelve: yeah a table that you can cover to protect the board state is often called for
MilkInBags:
setting up gloomhaven for 30 minutes each week 
ArtDecoSunburn: Like a broken record, I'm going to ask that sometime AFK do "Lords of Waterdeep" on stream. Physical version.
teaspoonC: 4th ed Twilight Imperium is playable within a single long stream tbh 3rd ed was the 12+ hour one
SkylerRingtail: @Kata_The_Cat Oh, shoot, what was the lighter-weight 4X with similar mechanics to TI4...
e_bloc: in person is great but I also played 200 hours of wingspan once I realized the steam version was great
MilkInBags:

MilkInBags: fucking james
SnackPak_: classic James
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Kata_The_Cat: @SkylerRingtail Two that I like. Voidfall and EVE: War for New Eden.
brutusq13: F
Dog_of_Myth:

Thefluffiestguineapig: !blamejames
e_bloc: just james things
MilkInBags: blame james for sure
itira:

Dog_of_Myth: It is a good game
HorusFive:
Actual #BlameJames 
SkylerRingtail: @Kata_The_Cat Voidfall! Yes, that's the one I was thinking of
lochnessseammonster:

Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a great game
Fanklok: Classic James
Omthebox: Check the cheeks for a tat
Vinewood_OG: An actual factual blame James moment.
Kipstar: "0"
Racer_XXX: Look at that dumper.
ArtDecoSunburn: So could you re-schedule? Sometime later this year? I was hyped for that earlier stream that got cancelled.
LostThePirate: He'd loaned it to his dad iirc
ContingentCat: Classic nightbook
e_bloc: that wasn't even that long ago
SkylerRingtail: Voidfall might almost be doable in a single stream...unlike TI
MilkInBags: are they rare nowadays?
e_bloc: wasn't that like in the last 6 months
MilkInBags: understandable
ArtDecoSunburn: Ausgezeichnet. Danke.
MilkInBags: but i guess rich james doesn't care about that
e_bloc: yeah it was his dad
shushu2539: i'm guessing 729
Dog_of_Myth: There are expansion for Lords of Waterdeep
Kata_The_Cat: Lords of Waterdeep also has a PC version now.
The_Timo: expansions are ok, corruption expansion makes it too easy
betweenmyself: have you ever played The Shipwreck Arcana? Nice cooperative, logic based card game
e_bloc: I still want to see Adam get booked for an Agricola stream but I don't want Adam to quit lrr
Dog_of_Myth: Big brain
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Actively gaming
Zyme86: Ill see you... in health
ArtDecoSunburn: Thanks. You guys are swell. There's a new printing coming out later this year, under license from Hasbro to a new publisher. They might sponsor a stream if you play the reprinted edition.
MacbethSeemsSus: Braining
Racer_XXX: I signed up for my local pre rift for riftbound after watching the pre pre rift. Game looks so good
lochnessseammonster:
that was one i used to play regularly with some friends and one of them almost always won... got to the point i stopped trying to win and just prevent him 
Sogheim: why would the Totoro guy flip a lever?
lochnessseammonster: lords of waterdeep
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kata_The_Cat It's a nice adaptation.
Strebenherz: fair fair
Racer_XXX: Yea I wanted to play the first set but it is just so sold out. Was a bummer.
e_bloc: I mean I'll root for any game that sponsors LRR streams
BusTed: rude
Ferisar: sure can
MilkInBags: who makes empty crates
Ferisar: if you stomp on me nothing comes out either
SymphonySolstice: failed first rule of gaming, literally unplayable
e_bloc: no longer a goty candidate
MilkInBags: D:
BusTed: damn, the teamup
MilkInBags: actual bullying
e_bloc: are you yellow
Ferisar: hmmmm
itira: got them
Racer_XXX: Holy shit got him.
Ferisar: okay... ben...
MilkInBags: imagine stomping someone with jaundice
Racer_XXX: Nuked him from orbit.
frank_the_great: That was like a perfect Regular Show "whoa!"
Ferisar: :>
MilkInBags: aram is for Monster drinkers
Omthebox: That's just how fast they think
MilkInBags: vile
Fanklok: made?
GasCityGaming: *looks at the drink on his desk....*
drcthulu: savage
SymphonySolstice: that's our jordynne
e_bloc: and?
Fanklok: James did that of his own volition
Diabore: made is a strong term
e_bloc: was there a verdict
MrSarkhan: White monster is good. Most of the sugar free ones are actually good.
paulthemapguy: James has been coaxed into worse
MacbethSeemsSus: James is.....
BusTed: see: donkey stream
Omthebox: James is an Influenceder
MilkInBags: we can dare james to bring back the lords of waterdeep on camera
raulghoulia: Jame sis a level 7 susceptable
lochnessseammonster:
i drank a monster one time one a day i was running a 10k... threw up and ruptured a blood vessel in my eye 
Diabore: 6 seasons and a movie
protojman: was it category 5 susceptible?
raulghoulia: the power of dreams
satyropodobny: 5 seasons and a movie!
Vinewood_OG: Six seasons and a movie!
DiscordianTokkan: James told her to do it, she did, she offered a bite, James declined, we called him a coward, he had a bite, and was Filled with Regret
frank_the_great: The improv people like to Yes And?
protojman: oh you got it
MilkInBags: i tried watching community but chevy chase fucking sucks
e_bloc: I think I only have about 50 hours of tv I can watch a year
Vinewood_OG: Yeahhhhh
MilkInBags: i guess? yeah
Diabore: 436
SnackPak_: the show knows he sucks
Racer_XXX: So does the character that's why he so good as the character.
paulthemapguy: @MilkInBags yuuuuup
Ferisar: 694
shushu2539: 463...
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me I would rather watch Brooklyn 99
BusTed: nine nine
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig rip andre
MilkInBags: I'm a soft guy, I watched all seasons of New Girl so :3
Omthebox: Shoot gun
UponMyOath: Impeccible vibes, dogwater gameplay
BusTed:

Ferisar: mild? buddy
Aceviru:

PhuzNutz: <message deleted>634
UponMyOath: And it's the best genre: The Light Is Red And The Man Is Spooky
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore The man was a legend who made the world a better place and is profoundly missed
Aceviru: Leon halp
e_bloc: I mean thats probably one of the least disputable takes of all time
frank_the_great: Is mommy back, or am I passing?
e_bloc: gamers love backtracking
notpsion: 436
BusTed: chat is gaslighting or forgetting
e_bloc: 364
lamina5432: if only there was a little evil dude that called us mr kenedy in the new game
MilkInBags: chat is lying
PhuzNutz: <message deleted>gottem (:
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't wait for the story climax to disappoint
SnackPak_: chat has become a numbers station
MilkInBags: LMAO
Ferisar: 573 im afraid
SymphonySolstice: blat
SnackPak_: that one was earned
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
e_bloc: gottem alright
frank_the_great:

BusTed:

lochnessseammonster:

Vinewood_OG: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was earned
MilkInBags: HE'S SWITCHING SCREEN, SCATTER
lochnessseammonster: gottem
Ferisar: 10 minutes 'till phuznutz
Vinewood_OG: Take a salt tablet.
Strebenherz: Time for a "Fun run"
protojman:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

MilkInBags: Cronos: The New Timeout
BusTed: I spy, with my little eye... something shot
TeaGarrison: Terry Fox run brings me back
MilkInBags: holy shit
NotCainNorAbel: ohhhh
SymphonySolstice: oh no
MacbethSeemsSus: oh no
lochnessseammonster: oh no
e_bloc: oh....no
Diabore: thats a fucked leg
RelwinEJ: 'See you in ten minutes fuzz nuts' sounds like such a coach saying too
The_Timo: I mean we did that as kids as a joke... like dumb kids lol
virtue_the_cat: honestly... as someone who currently has the same cancer as terry fox did, thats fucking hilarious
frank_the_great: 67!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dea
Thefluffiestguineapig: *dear
virtue_the_cat:

Diabore: all my homies hate cancer
TeaGarrison: as a cancer survivor, fuck cancer
lochnessseammonster:

virtue_the_cat: thanks pals!
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SymphonySolstice: it: went through
MacbethSeemsSus: But this implies a bigger guy
Racer_XXX: Wife left him, dog got hit by a truck. Mutated. He's really going through it.
rosesmcgee: It's like the Thing if the Thing didn't give a shit about hiding
virtue_the_cat:
@AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub! 
lamina5432: need like a weird body part elite every so ofter
Aceviru: Such is our calling
lochnessseammonster: her brain was completely smooth...
drewm1022: Haha that's my favorite part.
AtomicAlchemical: It's like the thing if the thing just completely stopped giving a fuck
MilkInBags: sore > sad
lochnessseammonster:
jealous 
Omthebox: I still hate being overly sore, especially my legs because it makes work suck ass
e_bloc: what if you can craft health
MilkInBags: if you say ngl, are you admitting to lying all the time?
e_bloc: everything is inventory
tehfewl: they're called Magazines
e_bloc: @MilkInBags ngl
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Fanklok: There's 2 different kinds of sore. The cool ok kind and the kind that makes you want to die to death
shushu2539: so this is Dead Space with time traveling...
e_bloc: I like to hit people with the "I'm not going to lie to you . . . . ."
Ferisar: @MilkInBags ... no
Rhynerd: and less dismemberment.
Aceviru: Ngl is the equivalent of no cap, right?
paulthemapguy: cause of dying to death: gunned down with a gun
MilkInBags: locké
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also without the helpful line on the ground directing you to the next objective
MilkInBags: the goofy ass jar kids
e_bloc: theres a pumpkin helmet to hide your anime shame
Fanklok: You still 100% great sword all the time?
Omthebox: Couldn't you armor through some attacks with the shoulder tackle
MilkInBags: RIP DNF Duel 2025-2025
e_bloc: I'm not "the" berserker, I am "a" berserker
Ferisar: he's da first ber serk er
MilkInBags: ah yes, ben picking top tier 'for the fun move'
itsr67: ranger had a funny life in that game
Rhynerd: DnF seems like an interesting series.
e_bloc: bottom can be a lot of fun
otakubox0: @Rhynerd The lore mostly comes from DFO (the MMO) and its honestly really cool
MilkInBags: remember dungeon siege?
Fanklok: Being bottom tier isn't bad, all tops need bottoms
BusTed: It was very easy to mod, too
MilkInBags: oh god nwn
NoxStryx: That is the best way to play games. Rule of cool is my rule for TCGs
e_bloc: started from the bottom. . . still a bottom
BusTed: I played the original NWN on AoL
Rhynerd: @otakubox0 I had played a little of that MMO sometime back. Think it was just a one session try through.
MilkInBags: i played so much multiplayer of that for pvp, it was ass
korvys: The main thing I remember from Dungeon Seige is that I think you had a mule to make inventory management easier?
SymphonySolstice: scootin
MilkInBags: is it your mission to get hit by all of them
NoxStryx: I used to mod tribes 2 and gusanos
BusTed: health is just another resource
MilkInBags: truuuuuuuuuuue
e_bloc:

Vinewood_OG: Patreon dot com
MilkInBags: tell me one opinion that matters
Fanklok: What if one Tuesday someone called MalkInBigs showed up?
paulthemapguy: you got the mental 10-minute timeout
Diabore: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #4159: "Everyone is good except Fugi!" —Ben [2017-04-21]
Fanklok: !quote juju
RockPusher: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #5727: "I am a real shaky boi." —Bengineering [2019-01-16]
Rhynerd: How did LRRbot get the Fugi quote from the keyword "juju"?
BusTed: Hey I wonder if this is still in here
BusTed: !quote busted
MacbethSeemsSus: Also Civ7 is awful
Strebenherz: serge? cutthroat?
SymphonySolstice:
then he's not allowed to play 
RockPusher: Rhynerd I think that response was to Diabore
Rhynerd: oh.
drcthulu: there is no calming the snerge
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NotCainNorAbel: !quote 5450
LRRbot: Quote #5450: "I'm Ben???" —Ben [2018-10-03]
omdorastrix: Do an Arch-enemy thing? 3 v serge?
Rhynerd: that makes more sense.
e_bloc: if you had to watch streams that you were featured in continously how long do you think you could make it?
lamina5432: maybe one he's not as familiar with
Ferisar: the dirty 40
BusTed: yikes
e_bloc: if I was ever taped doing something I'd tap out in 30 seconds
SymphonySolstice: wave o babies
BusTed: nice
BusTed:

Dog_of_Myth:

MilkInBags:
mucus 
BusTed: making popcorn
Juliamon: reminder: !quote speaker, !findquote content
MacbethSeemsSus: gesundheit
7gorobei: popping space zits
The_Color_Twelve: deep rock exploding plants
Omthebox: Ice Crash sound
BrowneePointz: Path of Exile just gives me the feeling of no
BrindleBoar: the herald of ice sound effect cannot be beat
BrowneePointz: comes out in 3.5 weeks
MilkInBags: what's the WoW expansion about, horde vs alliance?
Ferisar: @MilkInBags no more original, light vs dark
BrowneePointz: Foot Mommy doing bad Foot Mommy things
MilkInBags:

Racer_XXX: No it's horde and alliance vs the darkness.
MilkInBags: hahahahaha
BusTed:

SnackPak_: thank you Adam
Omthebox: Its about the housing market now
itira: hahahaha
MacbethSeemsSus: It's night vs night lite
MrSarkhan:

Ferisar: oh yeah and housing
BusTed: found adam's milk limit
mulligan2six: Great sell. "Hey, this game is great but you have to wait a few months to start"
Ferisar: wait, ben
MilkInBags: fuck amazon
Ferisar: have you told adam about defending silvermoon guy
Diabore: i think the milks gone bad
ghyllnox:

RockPusher:

Dog_of_Myth:

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Fanklok: Damn Milk don't talk bad about World of Warcraft. It's the reason Adam learned about Bad Dragon
paulthemapguy: This is like what Ian said. You can criticize but if you do we're monetizing it
MilkInBags: jailed
Strebenherz: DONE
e_bloc: yeah that's a good point
Ferisar: no the guy who was like "why is everyone doing housing, we need to defend silvermoon:"
Vinewood_OG: Based. My partner renewed against my wishes so still giving it to LRR.
itsaysTRUENO: I'll buy the cool new merch no problem
MilkInBags: @Strebenherz thank you :3
Strebenherz: @MilkInBags keep doing god's work
Dog_of_Myth:

MilkInBags: LMAO
SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
itira:

BusTed: is it a bit
Ferisar: it was so good
MrSarkhan: That's hilarious
Aceviru: Hahaha
itira: holy fuck hahaha
ghyllnox:

BrowneePointz: you mean the thing people have wanted since BC and was promised since WRATH
BrowneePointz: NO ONE WANTED!?
rosesmcgee: They will keep those gates
MrSarkhan: That should be the new copypasta
BrowneePointz: k Bro
MacbethSeemsSus: I bet they have opinions about addons
itsaysTRUENO: that guy would HATE fallout's homemaking
ContingentCat: Lol wooow
Fanklok: That reminds me. an Iron Warriors fan started a meme war with an Impreial Fists fan on Reddit. But in reality both were actually the same Alpha Legion fan.
Racer_XXX: Listen the void is still going to be there if you don't interact with it. The tea cozies? They ain't making themselves my guy.
SymphonySolstice: not the sunwell!
Ferisar: LMAO
Fanklok: Oh no no the blood elves
Ferisar: remember the sunwell........
e_bloc: spot the lie
itira: oh naur!
rosesmcgee: Climate change is a bitch
Strebenherz: $#!@ the sunwell
Omthebox: Sunwells gone downhill since the void overtook it
Geldaran: ::has a flash back to doing sunwell dailies:: Nooooope.
MilkInBags: save the twink economy
The_Timo: alright, I'm making a cozy game about chilling at the end of the world lol
Rhynerd: Gotta have something to look forward to despite the Void taking over and the potential loss of the Sunwell
itira: iv got a tiny sunwell for my front yard.... at home...
MilkInBags: @The_Timo that's called Dark Souls 3
Racer_XXX: I remember when arthas got the elves. Really it's a low bar to cross for wow villains.
itsaysTRUENO: you think it is I who is taking WoW too seriously, but it is YOU who is not taking WoW seriously enough!!
BrowneePointz: Who cares about the Sunwell. I'm gonna go chill with the Haranir and Amani Trolls
BusTed: @itira I have visited your house in an attempt to check out different endeavors
paulthemapguy: Roadrunner soundin ass
BusTed: hell yeah
MilkInBags: omg i need to clear this raid for the nice ottoman
BrindleBoar: artifact tea cozy, you hand that shit down to your kids
itsaysTRUENO: huge nook miles drop
Ferisar: "trinket for closet? :> "
SymphonySolstice: that's basically what LotRO is like
tehfewl: glam is the true endgame for every game
Ferisar: whispers inc
Omthebox: Give me the wall mounted talking fish
adept_nekomancer: "I need this dragon's couch!"
Fanklok: Can Adam take 2 big guys at once? in game
Racer_XXX: Tea cozies are going to sell on the ah for a mint.
itira: I actually havnt played with the housing very much. iv been too busy with remix and then trying to catch up. XD
lamina5432: fashion is the endgame of any MMO
MacbethSeemsSus: Mythic+ run, need hammock
MilkInBags:
legendary rooster clock 
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh so the Warframe approach
e_bloc: who is the WoW equivalent of Tom Nook
TruPhantomAngel: oh that reminds me Ben, I need to post a pic of the WoW stuff I still have. lol
ThorSokar: COMMON DROP THE COOL MUG ALREADY!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: grind your subfactions to get enough local currency to buy all the cool lamps
Ferisar: @e_bloc we just killed him unfortunately
Rhynerd: "I need a new couch, time to kill Gorrak the Emulsifier 20 times"
Sogheim: "Live Laugh Love" sign? I want the "Go Piss Girl" sign
WiJohn: Demons drop live, laugh, loathe plaques
ThorSokar: hahaha
MilkInBags: p7
SymphonySolstice: rude
thedepthandbreadthofseth: KD . Hoser. Double double. Twoney. Are we making things more Canadian in here, @loadingreadyrun ?
MacbethSeemsSus: @Sogheim Sylvanas or Jaina?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @WiJohn I painted one of my demon unit's banners in my Khorne army to say "Live, Laugh, Blood" if that counts
e_bloc: unlucky
SymphonySolstice: twoney.........
Dog_of_Myth:

BusTed: 😬
itsaysTRUENO: @e_bloc "lose access to all your friends if you dont pay me $15/m" Blizzard is Nook
MilkInBags: some kind of Newfie?
itira: Toonie
GasCityGaming: Toonie
Omthebox: Tnieoo?
SymphonySolstice: get um
paulthemapguy: cheaters turned friendly fire odd
paulthemapguy: off*
Vinewood_OG: He's on to us! Run!!
The_Color_Twelve: Fwoosh
Diabore: inglorious bastards moment
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I am American. I'm just mocking you.
BrowneePointz: bant! Bant! BAH NAAAH!
Buxx345: it's close to james bond
Rhynerd: Mocking Canadians for being Canadian?
Ferisar: bweeee bwoooo
MilkInBags: ah yes the fun tradition of making you play against two big enemies
BrowneePointz: it's two low notes then two high notes
MilkInBags: fuck you dark souls
Sogheim: shotgun doesn't stagger the big guys? that's not fair
itsaysTRUENO: ill put a dart out on your sweater
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Rhynerd I should mo k them for being Thai?
NotCainNorAbel: i cannot write it without ellipses
ThorSokar: "legally distinct from James Bond"
xantos69: Damn. I have not thought about TF2 in a hot minute. God what a good game.
BrowneePointz: "MEYDICH!"
Ferisar: nah
MilkInBags: or they retired with their infinite money
paulthemapguy: hi lo lo hi lo lo hi lo lo hi lo lo 5-note chromatic run down
BrowneePointz: he's a spiderman degen
The_Color_Twelve: deadlock is kind of its own thing
paulthemapguy: thats the best I can do lol
itsaysTRUENO: a TF2 mod just came out on steam. it has over 200k wishlists
Ferisar: yeah i saw that mod
The_Color_Twelve: I love deadlock
MilkInBags: valve is one of the most lucrative company for the income to employees ratio
Ferisar: was like wtf is that
matthaus_c: got back into occasional TF2 with some friends last year. still pretty populated
itsaysTRUENO: TF2 Classified is fun. I've been on that.
Rhynerd: Been playing some more Spiral Knights of late because a friend's been playing it.
The_Color_Twelve: Our new werewolf mommy who's character tags include: hot mess and Feral
SymphonySolstice: phew
MilkInBags: now the third one
Racer_XXX: This game needed a melee build.
Rhynerd: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I feel like that could go wrong but it also sounds like hilarious.
BrowneePointz: Lesbian Werewolf Mommy
The_Color_Twelve: Silver
Strebenherz: i can solo her
MacbethSeemsSus: Kinda feels like they just imported the SH2 Remake combat
paulthemapguy: the range on their big ol arms is colossal
Rhynerd: Werewolf Bounty Hunter!
The_Color_Twelve: In the fan art I have seen non binary pop up a lot for SIlver
frank_the_great: Oh, you've read Charles?
The_Color_Twelve: They have an aram like version that limits the shop and removes farming
BusTed: It's gotta be the shoes
Omthebox: Adam could wear none of them
BrowneePointz: give it the dota 2 treatment. give it an in game guide that auto highlights your build path
MacbethSeemsSus: Orb, pondered
ContingentCat: Omg shoes
lamina5432: I want a moba with paragons card system again. Dang miss that system
Racer_XXX: All those boots mean there are a lot of bare feet out there.
The_Color_Twelve: Street Brawl is the mode name I think.
Rhynerd: who I heard some voice clips for and she/they sounds like a potential voice claim for my not-so-weretiger bounty hunter character I was playing in DnD (it's in Eberron, she's a Shifter).
Omthebox: Dota2 is the BusTed game.
BusTed: there there
MacbethSeemsSus: Backtracking!
e_bloc: gamers love backtracking
shushu2539: by the time you find the antigravity thingy all the mutants will be dead
MacbethSeemsSus: No cats this run...
MilkInBags: the real horror
Ferisar: remember the sunwell
lamina5432: no cats is sad
e_bloc: not a single fucking cat
Racer_XXX: Yea I feel like this game is a fever dream of nothingness.
MrSarkhan:
no cats 
matthaus_c: quebecois lrr be like le t's nope
MacbethSeemsSus: @Ferisar Make me
BusTed: there's a good thumbnail
Dog_of_Myth:

SymphonySolstice: NOPELEt's
betweenmyself:
Why didn’t you find me, Adam? I’m list and cold out here. 
Juliamon: NOPELEt's
MilkInBags: 2001 peak design
SnackPak_: thats us!
The_Timo: No pelets
Aceviru: Lol
lochnessseammonster:

betweenmyself: *lost and cold
ghyllnox: NOPELE
e_bloc: I want talking sim to do the same thing without explanation
MrSarkhan:
Nopletes 
Vinewood_OG: Dad learned powerpoint
itsaysTRUENO: my Nopelet just evolved actually
lamina5432: good rebrand
lochnessseammonster: love it
Mr_Horrible: proud NOPELEt
BusTed: ggs
Dog_of_Myth:

lamina5432: gnight
shushu2539:

betweenmyself:

ThorSokar: Spleef stream LETS GOO
shendaras:

paulthemapguy: we nopelets are subservient to the nopelords
Nigouki: Ben, remember to pack your skis and snow suit. We still got double digit negatives in Toronto and multi-story piles o snow in the plaza parking lots
NotCainNorAbel:
500
MilkInBags: the uncancelled one
MacbethSeemsSus: oh next wek is W+P
MacbethSeemsSus: week*
MilkInBags: brooding
rosesmcgee: An Adonis
lamina5432: dark tall and handsome adam
BusTed: pog
mulligan2six: Tall, dark, AND HANDSOME?!
MilkInBags: he told wheeler to kick it
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: another member of the beat'em up generation
otakubox0: he was also at Frosty's and casted the finals for 2X, really cool
MilkInBags: will james bring back the lords of waterdeep
e_bloc: I think its now a roasting james cube
e_bloc: rhythm doctor is very good
lochnessseammonster:

mulligan2six: Superbowl cancelled. All rhythm doctor
Aceviru: It was a great Saturday yeah
rosesmcgee: but I didn't ration it and now I'm out
kimmibeans: Listen, I'm excited that they are playing an actual rhythm game
BusTed:

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Vinewood_OG: @mulligan2six But where will I get my AI ads?
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MilkInBags: not my choice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
SymphonySolstice: nice nice nice
MilkInBags:

itsr67: LMFAO
KWardJenx: Thanks so much!
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFT
itira: LOLOL
BusTed: gottem
lochnessseammonster:

Kramburger: wooo
Omthebox: That means he likes you
MilkInBags: have a nice night
shushu2539:

DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Aceviru:

kimmibeans: Goodnight!
e_bloc: thank yoou!
The_Color_Twelve: oh Ima beat it
DiscordianTokkan: byeee
lochnessseammonster:

MacbethSeemsSus: Sit in, I will not leave
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Nigouki: THanks for the stream!
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Ferisar: oh nooooo
itira:
holy shit 
MilkInBags: omg stepbrother, i wont say fuck itsr again
Mr_Horrible: can't believe Ben would push you to that
MrSarkhan: damn Ben is mean.
Mr_Horrible: smh my h
BusTed: ben has such a hate for itsr
DoodlestheGreat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the show where at least 1 LRR crew member plays some form of digital Magic: The Gathering. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (17:00 from now).
e_bloc: 2nd podcast best podcast
MilkInBags: yeah ben get over the itsr hate
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