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Juliamon:
Diabore: god im gonna be so sad if lorwyn goes away when turtles comes out at the end of the month
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2:
Diabore I feel the exact opposite, but then again I've only had 2 wins across 6 or so limited events 
LordManiMani: Working on my ceremonial Nintendo Direct bingo card. Unsure how far to lean in/away from broader categories like studios vs specific titles 😮💨
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 just do what we do and force goblins
pleonasticTautology: also hi i am sick ;~;
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology hope you all feel better soon
pleonasticTautology:
@TXC2 thank you 
i had a gp appointment last night, like, already scheduled, so i got on antibiotics lickity split
TXC2: Here we GO!
JKBalch: May the Fairies be with you
TXC2: Hello Graham and James
pleonasticTautology: hi graham, hi james
Strebenherz:
TheMerricat watched 40 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
pleonasticTautology: i have a question for you two: the post-countdown screen said "it's go time", so which one of you is riley and which one of you is jonesy (we all know wheeler is shoresy)
Diabore: as long as we arent lor-lsing
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idontgetmyrealname: ugh don't remind me how short of time i have to jam this set
pleonasticTautology: [2]
pleonasticTautology: hold on
LordManiMani: I have that pin!
pleonasticTautology: :3
TXC2: !ck
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NonchalantAvenger: bundles
Diabore: dislike
TXC2:
wild that Lrr's store page opens fast, mine lags like molasses
NonchalantAvenger: and look at the poop-lands
TheMerricat: NGL those frames look like ass to me.
JKBalch: The land cosmetics look hilariously bad on the field. A lot like cracked poop
TXC2: ugh, Fuck Poq
BloodnBullets: Those seem a bit garish.
NonchalantAvenger: poop-lands
Diabore: poop lands to go with the aetherdrift piss lands
ProcyonFlynn: @TheMerricat yeah ... visual identification being 'bad' when it's a part of the game feels odd.
NonchalantAvenger: u
NonchalantAvenger: last time u player
Diabore: maralen very good
Juliamon: u 'you' or u 'blue'
Juliamon:
you have to be more specific 
Akaiatana: They went 1-2 and got sultai, in whatever order
TXC2:
1/3 AKA the TXC2 record
Akaiatana: (Salty being the joke)
TXC2: Spike Lee, fiesting ?
Diabore: or you block with an x/2 and pray they dont have a removal
Gekyouryuu: Speisty Fikeling!
pleonasticTautology: !card shimmerwilds growth
LRRbot: Shimmerwilds Growth [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / As this Aura enters, choose a color. / Enchanted land is the chosen color. / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
pleonasticTautology: that
TheMerricat: why didn't safewright get bigger?
TheMerricat: !card creakwood
LRRbot: Did you mean: Creakwood Safewright; Creakwood Liege; Creakwood Ghoul
Akaiatana: The 2 drop scarecrow also does that for filtering, and I champion it
pleonasticTautology: @Akaiatana i don't think there're any scarecrows with Champion
TheMerricat: !card vinebred brawler
LRRbot: Vinebred Brawler [2G] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/2] | This creature must be blocked if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, another target Elf you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
TXC2: 4 turn clock
pleonasticTautology: yeah that scarecrow helped a lot at prerelease
ilovebrownies3: And it surveils on etb
pleonasticTautology: especially since none of my SIX POOLS ever had a friggin evolving wilds
Akaiatana: We need to draw dream harvest and use THEIR removal.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need to get back on Arena and draft some of this set because it seems sick
Foxmar320: Hello chat, Graham and James\
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Foxmar!
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TXC2: Hello Raiders!
hyalopterous: HI Graham and James!
goombalax: I mean you could just let it through one time
GrathXVI: We're here to embarrass Serge in front of his boss
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lamina5432:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I beat the brewcrewI
brieandbacon: What up Serge's boss!!
MungoDude: hi James, hi G
Diabore: 1-3 it is
Wolfstrike_NL: We're here to embarrass Serge
Juliamon: Welcome Brew Crew and Foxmar
SergeYager: no no no, i said DON'T embarrass me
SergeYager: sigh
MrSarkhan: Yep
Diabore: maralen paay no removal?
goombalax: maralen for the dream
Diabore: pray*
chrono2x: I mean...
brieandbacon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
brieandbacon: Serge is cool and good, and nice
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richard_ermen: Out of curiosity, why did LRR go Magic Arena instead of Magic Online like some other streamers did?
SergeYager: but what if they triple negative me james, what then??
Xed_Regulus: Chat will always do what is the most humourous
Lord_Hosk: Serge likes mediocre grocery store coffee.
lamina5432: we can understand reverse phsycology though
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Booster6: Any advice for defeating your colleagues at Magic in Toronto this weekend?
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brieandbacon: !chat
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Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
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ilovebrownies3: never don't not give up
Vinewood_OG: Contrarian inception. Contraception. No no no wait wait wait...
goombalax: so you're syin; theres a chance
Vinewood_OG: <message deleted>
goombalax: o7
INCSlayer: <message deleted>
James_the_Dabbler: Ask Serge to bring Food
Foxmar320: I thought it was our job to embarrass the streamer
hyalopterous: KABOOM
Lord_Hosk: Serge is a streamer
ThePinnacleNumberFour:
this is no Netrunner 
pleonasticTautology: i'm gonna go put nuggies in the oven while you draft
richard_ermen: @Foxmar320 Which is why it becomes so strange when the streamers do it themselves.
brieandbacon: @Lord_Hosk Allegedly
TXC2: ThePinnacleNumberFour that was yesterday
ProcyonFlynn:
#FreeContent 
Diabore: kinscaer or rineful imo
RayFK: Fuck yeah, time to embarrass James and Graham. Finally, I'm allowed.
Akaiatana: That giant you had has vivid, too, and aiming/building for it means getting it turn 4
TXC2: RayFK yes.....finally
Foxmar320: Awesome I have permission
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's busted
Diabore: rimespeaker is also very very good, clear second choice imo
RayFK: His name is multicolored vivid deck, his name is multicolored vivid deeeeck
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Spades_Slicc: Do the mods need to embarrass Serge or do people just need to wait for him to do simple math, or try to say the name of a magic card?
Diabore: i pronounce it kins-care
Lord_Hosk: I have so much ammo to embarrass James and Graham.
ilovebrownies3: decidedly kithkin
Anubis169:
let's not be mean Spades
MungoDude: go to gaol, go direcktly to gaol, do not passe goe, do not cooleckt two hundert pounds
RayFK: Prundercurrents for short
99dcwolf: Sentry is sooo good in Constructed. I run it in a Selesnya Kithkin deck for Standard
Jundinator: Good afternoon Graham. Is this alchemy draft?
TXC2: hello Jundinator it is not alchemy
pleonasticTautology:
we put lasting tarfire in our vivi deck 
Juliamon: Jundinator I don't think they ever deliberately do alchemy
BloodnBullets: Its only pack 1! We could pivot!
Jundinator: @Juliamon Not even the limited
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've only ever done alchemy constructed, alchemy draft seems less then fun
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pleonasticTautology: [goldfinger patter] blooooom tenderrrrrrrrrr
pleonasticTautology: correct
kumatsu: Correct
EvilBadman: you are correct
lamina5432: yes
kumatsu: Eventide
pleonasticTautology: shadowmoor/eventide
Jundinator: Correct. Original Lorwyn block
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least in constructed I can plan for the nonsense somewhat even if I know I'm going to be stomped into next year
TXC2: they're the elf, the elf with the bloomest touch
pleonasticTautology: lorwyn megablock, shadowmoor block, eventide
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zephlyn7790: 70 month support
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kumatsu:
the firehose continues, got my solicit for the TMNT streamer event today 
HollowThief1: Fists is busted
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kumatsu I wish that was a second Lorwyn set so badly
pleonasticTautology: BAIRN
TXC2:
we gonna have a second PRR this month?
Brozard: I need to draft some more. I’ve been going 1-3 on so many, just not reading signs properly.
RayFK: My favorite Atlus game, Personify 5
MollyBerry:
the classic lurk raider 
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Wheeler's Ouphe
kumatsu: Lorwyn Eclipsed is inspiring me to finally working on building an original Lorwyn cube
RayFK: Ouphe.mp3?
Brozard: @RayFK Atlus Secret Lair when 👀
TXC2: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
kumatsu: Roblox Ouphe noise
Akaiatana: Looking up Scaer, it does seem to simply be 'scare' when used in english.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also some of the Duskmorn horrors
pleonasticTautology:
yeah 
pleonasticTautology: we're running it in our reanimating elfball
TXC2: as featured in the Highlights
Akaiatana: I had three Bloodline Biddings in my pre-release kit and could run none of them.
Strebenherz: Recursion for my gobbos yesssss
Diabore: one of the best rares
lamina5432: gloom ripper bangs
pleonasticTautology: gloom ripper is ALSO in our reanimating elfball deck
ilovebrownies3: is the forest great, or the druid?
TXC2: yes
MegaDosX: I hear that explains the card
Diabore: i was specifically promised goblins (with conditions)
Akaiatana: Reading the card deflates the card.
lamina5432: vivid deck?
BloodnBullets: Someone at this table is getting an amazing goblin deck.
RayFK: Emissary?
TXC2: deathtouch elf?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, someone in this pod is for sure in goblins hard
James_the_Dabbler: they might be giants
Brozard: They Blight Me Giants
TXC2: when in doubt, pick flyer?
EvilBadman: @Brozard excellent
Thefluffiestguineapig: You seem to be mono green right now
couchboyj:
I drafted giants once in this format! Went 6-3. There was a blight draw engine sub theme. I did call it They Blight be Giants, and I never name decks
Brozard @EvilBadman bows
lamina5432: base green 5 color seems fine
RayFK: Interesting? More like, weird.
Thefluffiestguineapig: But you would need to have big incentive to splash for that little of any of those colors
AugmentingPath: It may even be a silent g in Brigid
ilovebrownies3: 5c commands, let's go!
MegaDosX: I'm suddenly picturing someone pronouncing Graham with a soft g
LurkerSpine: keep out seems good
lamina5432: grubs command is just a kill spell
MegaDosX: So nobody is in elves huh
ilovebrownies3: lady, this is a Wendy's
TXC2:
MegaDosX picturing because the phonetics of that are inaudible
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nobody is in elves I guess
Spades_Slicc: Pivot elf pack 3
lamina5432: half our creature seems worth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup elves
Akaiatana: Perfect, get in
BloodnBullets: 5c good stuff lets goooo!
CyanMig: gangly elf
MegaDosX: Platypus snail
TXC2: is Kithkin over picked? cause it feels like it is
MegaDosX: @TXC2 Imagining is probably the more correct word, but I only just had my first coffee for the day, so.
TXC2: MegaDosX fair
LurkerSpine: t is type
Kentosaurus: you can put a minus in front
Orxolon: heeelloooo everyoneee!!!it's been a month!i've been to Europe,first time of my life!
Akaiatana: I vote out the 5 mana colourless changelings
MegaDosX: This is basically saying "type includes 'cr'"
TXC2: type = creature is the command
Orxolon: glad to be here!
TXC2: hello Orxolon welcome
Orxolon:
thank you for having me
lamina5432: theres the gw command too
BloodnBullets: Bloomtender
BloodnBullets: Ah, damn.
lamina5432: bloomtender tamps doesn't fix
GreatGodOm: In the prerelease I got to play a turn 3 wildvine pummeler of a blood tender.
LurkerSpine: !card graveshifter
LRRbot: Graveshifter [3B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: Also a cute little guy in some sad art
ShaneLeeAtk: Glancing through the LRR Wiki and realized that my wife and I were married the same day as Graham and Kathleen. Neat!
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Akaiatana: I am sorry for my countrym'n
MegaDosX: Yo that curve is wild
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
pleonasticTautology: LMAO???
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Kentosaurus: no forest for you
TXC2: ARENA (jazz hands)
lamina5432: keep?
LurkerSpine:
got all your splashes
Unas84: Arena shuffler being straight up rude
MegaDosX: Now watch no forests
SolarBlitz1: Oofa and indeed, doofa
BloodnBullets: As a goblin fanatic, Im sad for the goblin deck that mostly went by.
pleonasticTautology: also hi i'm back with nuggies
Brozard: good luuuuuck
couchboyj: Never didn't have it
TXC2:
and remember, Arena draws TWO hands, and gives you the BETTER one
Lord_Hosk: I read the sleeves and... I think we are just dead here
MegaDosX: Oh you're boned
DAC169: just need a 3 drop
Wolfstrike_NL: Look at OP getting to play
DAC169: or that
MegaDosX: Goblin aggro will always feast on the greedy multicolour decks
Dreadelicious: Disassembled by Goblins is my deathmetal project
kumatsu: "Disassembled by Goblins" is a removal spell next time we go to Lorwyn, right?
Dreadelicious: it absolutely should be
pleonasticTautology: naw, "disassembled by goblins" is avishkari
kumatsu: @Akaiatana yep!
Silviechan: thats rad
TXC2:
Ward is one of those things that does nothing when you have it, and everything when Opp has it
MegaDosX: They had it all
Akaiatana: Neat
dutchmoose: This is why I sub
MegaDosX: And you had none of it
TXC2:
also opp is silver ranked
dutchmoose: love yall
RelevantWorm: draw more plains this time
LurkerSpine:
100
kumatsu: I subscribe for the chance of bringing back the Priest of Forgotten Lore deck
Silviechan: @dutchmoose love you too hope your day is fun and that your having a good bright smile today
Kentosaurus: that's about how my one and only lorwyn draft went
DAC169: exactly why Arena's shuffler is bad. it often decides who wins or loses before the match even starts
MegaDosX: Hey look a workable hand
EthirealPlayer: When do we get milkshakes?
raulghoulia: What IS Garruk up to these days?
dutchmoose: @Silviechan I have a sensitive broken molar that's getting root canal'd soon but other than that I'm actually amazing for once
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MegaDosX: Yeah they need white to flip him
MegaDosX: The flip side gives protection from memory
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology
pleonasticTautology: any time y'all call us by our full handle it feels like getting full-named by an authority figure lmao
pleonasticTautology: y'all can just call us tautology lol
MegaDosX: That's why no swing, yeah
pleonasticTautology:
@TXC2
pleonasticTautology: sdryugnklm
MegaDosX: What's the J stand for?
pleonasticTautology: lmao you're fine
ShaneLeeAtk: Who would use their full name on here...
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX "jay"
pleonasticTautology: i figured it was a simpsons reference
Xafty: its a simpsons reference, so it checks out
pleonasticTautology: hey xafty
Xafty: yo
kumatsu: oh I thought you said Kazaa and started downloading TMBG.exe
TXC2: I always go for the roman middle name, James Tiberius Kirk style
LurkerSpine: springleaf would be a weird pick for monoblue
MegaDosX: "Then stop asking questions"
pleonasticTautology: @kumatsu the dial-a-song app is a .app bundle not a .exe executable
Thagnok: Are they running 5 Colour Good Stuff?
TXC2: opp wouldn't be opp if they didn't ALWAYS have it
Akaiatana: It's me. "You should block."
Mindfire13: Granted. Their hand is now questions that you must answer
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 our body's middle name is "dancing", at this point, so
collectangels:
live on stream: Graham calling expensive scam numbers 
RelevantWorm: it's your opponent on the line
Kentosaurus: the call is coming from inside the moonbase
Invitare: we call that "Pulling a Voxy"
brieandbacon: !silvergill peddler
Lord_Hosk: Please don't block... I have 9 removals...
MegaDosX: !card silvergill peddler
LRRbot: Silvergill Peddler [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Citizen [2/3] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.
brieandbacon: !card silvergill peddler
LRRbot: Silvergill Peddler [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Citizen [2/3] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.
kumatsu: it's Worth, dialing back in to mess with your shuffler after all these years
brieandbacon: Dangit
pleonasticTautology: smrt
Akaiatana: With springleaf drum that can't settle the wreckage
Akaiatana: They *
pleonasticTautology: you DO have graveshifter
RelevantWorm: toom blender
LurkerSpine: why would auto tapper tap that way
pleonasticTautology: @LurkerSpine because computers cannot make management decisions
Akaiatana: Using drum as a pseudo-icy manipulator is a neat trick I'd not thought of
evieflorence236: !discord in chat!
TXC2: !discord
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bytecaster: Hello friends! Enjoying the drafting to some nice flute music?
Akaiatana: The giant's ward is pretty relevant right now
TXC2: hello bytecaster welcome
Akaiatana: How many bloomburrows long is it?
bytecaster: They better made the flute loop longer than in Bloomburrow
Brozard: Did they get Flute Guy from the Game Awards?
hyalopterous: Flute guy is pretty great
Kentosaurus: @bytecaster bloomburrow flute made me turn off arena music forever
bytecaster: @Brozard Other flute people are available
JKBalch: This looks like a good merfolk deck just mana drought
pleonasticTautology: i mean is this a flute? this sounds like either a reeded instrument, or something like a recorder or ocarina, in that class of woodwind
Brozard: (I know it’s probably MIDI)
LurkerSpine: well convoke is in the set so
pleonasticTautology: i LOVE that convoke's in the set
daangamerbanaan:
Howdy How is the draft going 
pleonasticTautology: sure as shit beats merfolk being mill like in og lorwyn lmao
pleonasticTautology: springleaf?
TXC2: hello daangamerbanaan welcome
DAC169: they tapped their creatures for the draw spell and had 2 islands left
TXC2: draft is.....it's going
bytecaster: What about a little guy instead of big spell?
JKBalch: The boggle noggle gets the goggles
pleonasticTautology: [venture bros. "the nozzle" voice] the noggle.
Spades_Slicc: I don't know, CAN you draw one of your big impressive spells?
Manae: At least the changeling trampler is double-pumpable
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology
bytecaster: Good thing there is no way to tap things at instant speed, right, RIGHT?
pleonasticTautology:
@TXC2 i'm so glad someone in chat got it
Brozard: Gangly Stompy?
bytecaster: @Brozard Double pumped gangler
BloodnBullets: Flunge and force them to make decisions?
Mindfire13: Attack with everything, making them block inefectively?
couchboyj: your noggle can block the prot for everything, yeah
bytecaster: The noggle does bloggle
couchboyj: Still Sygg
Akaiatana: It's still Syg
bytecaster: Judge, my opponents deck is sygg
Mindfire13: Wasn't he noggle already colorless?
couchboyj: It was colorless before it was a Noggle
TheWanderingNomad: I can't believe I've done this (to myself)
Thefluffiestguineapig: James's curse strikes again
Natural_Ones_Only: When in doubt flunge
Barb4rian: Flunge!
Mindfire13: Lorwyn/Shadowmoor
bytecaster: One lives on the land and one lives in the water?
idontgetmyrealname: yes
pleonasticTautology: yes
pleonasticTautology: brine is shadowmoor
Akaiatana: Waterwine aerialists.
RayFK: Squen and Cragg #wotcstaff
pleonasticTautology: wine is lorwyn
pleonasticTautology: hi jordan
couchboyj: You can double pump, I think? If I can count?
Akaiatana: We can, yeah
TXC2: people can have 4 timeouts in this game?
couchboyj: Double pump the gravedigger?
MegaDosX: You build them up by acting fast enough in a turn
bytecaster: Maybe they don't see the line!
TXC2:
MegaDosX people who play against me seem to use them up every turn
Barb4rian: Stompling trample?
couchboyj: Same damage either way
SolarBlitz1: It's all the same maths
MegaDosX:
@TXC2 Skill issue 
Barb4rian: Curse you maths!
HiimDant: the 2 is still 2 no matter where we put it, sadge
TXC2:
MegaDosX that or bad server connections
bytecaster: "I still had all this"
DAC169: D:
MegaDosX: Counterpoint: make more weird little guys
Desruprot: such a good drafternoon
bytecaster: We need a strange large lad
brieandbacon: Pick the cranky little guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have bad news James
Lord_Hosk: I think thats the Green White Stat James
rosesmcgee: New deck archetype: Weird Little Guy Aggro
TXC2: WotC doesn't know how to calm down
RatherLargeToad: need more weird little frogs
Desruprot: overrun by little guys, sounds like a good commander deck
AugmentingPath: For more info on this problem, google "weird little guy inflation"
bytecaster: @rosesmcgee That's just goblins
evil_h2o_elf: @AugmentingPath do not do this
MegaDosX: Might be an art tag
TXC2:
little guys and giant women, the way GOD intended 
dolphgrim: The tagger project makes the choice. The tagger project decides all.
couchboyj: There's a little guy art tag.
Kentosaurus: "weird little guy" needs its own top-down designed set
couchboyj: you can judge weirdness from there
bytecaster: Looking forward to FNPF with 4 weird little guy commander decks
couchboyj: hyphenated
MegaDosX: art:little-guy
TXC2: Scryfall advance search can be VERY finicky at times
foolish_s4mwise: @txc2 as Richard Garfield intended
TXC2: foolish_s4mwise yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably tagged with weird
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Desruprot: 203, seems like enough for a deck
bytecaster: Is Bomat Courier a little guy?
couchboyj: Anger is definately a weird little guy
fredhi15: im so glad that anger comes up
TXC2: any of them Little Women?
Kentosaurus: scryfall's servers getting overrun by lrr viewers
bytecaster: Her backside illustration
MegaDosX: There's also the baby art for the dragons
fredhi15: flip the art
Brozard: Phrasing, Graham
foolish_s4mwise: bomat courier is absolutely a weird little guy
HiimDant: the baby dragonlords are just little guys/gals
bytecaster: the search also finds chibi karn
fredhi15: impervious greatwurm is my favorite little guy
Lord_Hosk: You heard it here... James and Graham concede that LadyAtarka is a Weird Little Guy
Akaiatana: Creatures from Murders at Karlov Manor have Little Disguise
TXC2: A WIN!
couchboyj: Little Guys are good luck charms, confirmed
bytecaster: Winning strategy: Looking at little guys
hyalopterous: WOOOOOOO GG
fredhi15: next commander night featuring only little guys
pleonasticTautology: @Akaiatana but they're not a [Creature — Human], they're a [Creature — Chicken]
Desruprot: @fredhi15 a twist of Tiny Leader
fredhi15: @Desruprot beautiful
HiimDant: I question the inclusion of 'impervious greatwurm' in the "little guy" tag...
Akaiatana: @HiimDant Is it eating a little guy?
Desruprot: like we never payed the life
TXC2: it looks like a bottle of kids shampoo
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Mindfire13: Its not as cute as my changeling bear (Bjorn, the Litjara bear)
tryllebanjo: Aaww. Poor opponent.
bytecaster: We are the villain now!
TXC2: THIS is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
tryllebanjo:
Still, though 
Barb4rian: Live long enough to become the villian
Desruprot: elves seem strong
AugmentingPath: yaay my streamers
RayFK: Local bullies streaming more like
TXC2: Yeay my Streamers!
pleonasticTautology:
it's called kindred, graham, not tribal
Mindfire13: It was errata'd to Kindredism
Akaiatana: Feel bad for your opponent like you feel good for student debt forgiveness
TXC2:
I'd like game to take double digit turns, and still be under 10 mins
couchboyj: The best is when it looks like a blowout then ya stabilize and turn it around
kumatsu: I got artist proofs of both her cards in ECL at RC Portland!
dolphgrim: @Akaiatana I think that's...the golden rule [agnostic]?
TXC2:
forgive all student debt, also stop charging money for further education
tryllebanjo:
Oh no! The pendulum swings! 
Akaiatana: @dolphgrim Yes.
kumatsu: She also did Sygg's Command
bytecaster: I feel like lorwyn is undertagged in terms of weird little guys on scryfall
Akaiatana: Graham's such a Keaner
AugmentingPath: That kithkin is actively aspiring
dolphgrim: @Akaiatana 🤜🤛
supriseshurikenn: the board changing is so cool
coachNelly: we are look in dead
coachNelly: chat lethal etc
coachNelly: it’s true
tryllebanjo: I loved how those two surveil triggers played out.
Vorrenthalla: opponent needed a moment to do the maths
tryllebanjo: Bug Humbug!
TXC2: poo butts
HiimDant: math is for... attackers?
hyalopterous: Alas
EvilBadman: mono red baybee
TXC2: right chat I'm off
maywecomein: hah, just heard "exile sandwich"
Vorrenthalla: "how does monored work?" it doesn't
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming James and Graham
dolphgrim: Mono red 13 lands
evil_h2o_elf: Graham's pronunciation of "eggsalad" was delightful
Vorrenthalla: you can do monogreen
bytecaster: Mono red vivid lets go!
coachNelly: I was so sure he was eating an Exiled Samdwich
dolphgrim: Mono green is for cowards
Wiliart: Monogreen vivid can actually be a functional deck.
RayFK: and now it's an Egg Salad Microphone
bytecaster: Our blooms, untended
coachNelly: I tended your bloom please respond
Mindfire13: Monored Elementals I guess
pleonasticTautology: hey baby i hear the blues a callin', egg salad and microphone
EvilBadman: Elementals *is* fun
couchboyj: That guy makes the copy an elemental spell quite fun
couchboyj: Vivid overlaps with elementals
Vorrenthalla: boulder dash is very good yes
bytecaster: I like Boulder Dash
Akaiatana: It kills Sygg
Mindfire13: Warstorm Surge for Elemenrals
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coachNelly: arc trail was playable in Canadian highlander for like 15 years
Vorrenthalla: this format has a lot of 2 toughness fliers and 1/1 tokens
coachNelly: mulldrifter!
Mindfire13: What if you forced mono-red elementals? Good? no. fun? probably
Akaiatana: Blossombind is VERY good
couchboyj: If you haven't drawn 5 off that fish, I highly recommend it. Makes ya feel like a genius even if you lose the very next turn.
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bytecaster: But big fire chicken though?
dolphgrim: Let's elementalll
dolphgrim: ANOTHER CHICKEN
taliesinskye: I feel like this stream has invented lots of brand new English sentences
Mindfire13: 4 mana 2/4 double strike is pretty good, all things considered
BloodnBullets: Doublestrike!
bytecaster: Double chicken!
Vorrenthalla: I've found vivid pretty easy to get if you get enough hybrid changelings
bytecaster: Fire chicken first pick next pack!
dolphgrim: Big footies
EvilBadman: Stompo helps vivid
BloodnBullets: Stompling for vivid
dolphgrim: Don't mind me; I'm just observing the footies
couchboyj: Yeah the right way to do vivid is with hybrid stuff more than going 4-5 colors
HiimDant:
it's also an elemental
LurkerSpine: Eh 5 mana for it seems fair
pleonasticTautology: there's an infinite loop in standard????????????
Vorrenthalla: this monored deck is looking very blue right now
pleonasticTautology: i just got looped out with two cards from *foundations*
Vorrenthalla: ooh risen reef!
couchboyj: Curiosity is good depending on how your blue draw looks
EvilBadman: Risen Reef!
kumatsu: special guest
pleonasticTautology: special guest!
dolphgrim: Da reeeef
Mindfire13: Thats the pick i guess
bytecaster: Reef reef reef
GredGredmansson: special guest hype
Vorrenthalla: gotta take the special guest, we're already in elementals
Wiliart: The reef looks like a duck.
dolphgrim: Temur!!
pleonasticTautology: the special guests are dope
bytecaster: Why are all the elementals weird birds?
BrowneePointz: the one special guest not from the OG Blocks I think
bytecaster: Not complaining
Mindfire13: Temur Elementals like its M20
pleonasticTautology: yep!
kumatsu: yeah, papercraft displays
BrowneePointz: they are all physical paper craft all made by one artist
pleonasticTautology: meghan bought the original of one of them
dolphgrim: Mmm inferno
kumatsu: I'm hoping they have them on display at Vegas
Diabore: assistance tbh
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology there was one in the outer space set with 4 black uncommons.
Akaiatana: Scarecrow for Reef, yeah
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth ugh. yeah, i got life-drained to death and it felt Bad
bytecaster: third chicken!
Earthenone: bird landcycles
EvilBadman: birb landcycles
Mindfire13: Squackroaster
Diabore: birb is also an elemental
bytecaster: It has gotten better
Vorrenthalla: double strike + double damage is cool tho
bytecaster: Betrayal!
EvilBadman: rum away retriggers ETBs dude
EvilBadman: run*
Akaiatana: Run away together and look for ETBs?
dolphgrim:
Run away seems fine.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology or, maybe it was two uncommons and two commons? the warp guy that returned things if they dies.
dolphgrim: The mystic is nice.
BrowneePointz: speaking of elementals Graham and James, if you told me Sunderflock would be a 4 of in a top 8 constructed list I’d never believe you
GredGredmansson:
BrowneePointz: but last weekend proved me shocked
evil_h2o_elf: up side bear!
dolphgrim: Dream harvest is seven mana for a five mana spell from OP's draft deck. 😥
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oh this was just "whenever an opponent loses life, you gain 1 life" and "whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life"
Vorrenthalla: When I first saw Glamer Gifter I read it as Gamer Grifter
dolphgrim: Da giant is good. Live the dream
LurkerSpine: Sear seems good
GredGredmansson: giant is fun if unanswered
Diabore: goliath is messed up, but yeah sear
Gekyouryuu: realms for color fixing?
Vorrenthalla: eclipsed for reef fixing is good too
LurkerSpine: Tweeze seems good
dolphgrim: Tweeze or the land
dolphgrim: We're so responsible
bytecaster: We would never tell you otherwise
lamina5432: tweeze goes face and many people forget that.
evil_h2o_elf: It's even in the art!
Kentosaurus: another evolv is good
bytecaster: @evil_h2o_elf Tweeze goes nose mostly
LurkerSpine: thinking stompling
dolphgrim: Dagger is cool
LurkerSpine: how much removal you got?
Vorrenthalla: another landcycler seems good
Rizzo90: Zealot
bytecaster: blossombind?
dolphgrim: Yeah. Zealot 😎
Gekyouryuu: zealot landcycles OR huge hit, yeah
bytecaster: Chicken!
dolphgrim: Blossom bind
Kentosaurus: kenny rogers' squakroaster
Vorrenthalla: yay kfc
bytecaster: Chicken vindication for chat!
Sogheim: chicken number 3
Akaiatana: There is only one Plansesquaker in the set
Earthenone: its good, but probobly noy worth the splash
dolphgrim: We're already splashing 😎
LurkerSpine: bye James!
dolphgrim: I think it might be a good idea to cut dream harvest. 😔
Gekyouryuu: so 6 cuts?
dolphgrim: Spell snare is good. 😮
Akaiatana: I always paid retail for Sears
bytecaster: We were promised chicken!
Mindfire13: 2/4 double striker is fine
bytecaster: I might just be hungry
Diabore: I dont like tome skimmer, its hard to cast for vivid and you have 3 instants
dolphgrim: Dream harvest is underwhelming for non-commander formats, I think.
EvilBadman: It's also not a ele
Mindfire13: UUU isn't that feasible in this deck
Diabore: Sorry, 4 instants
fredhi15: cutting chomping changling is probably fine
Vorrenthalla: genuinely I've lost to squawkroaster. This deck can easily hit 3 colours for vivid. 3/4 double strike is pretty good for 4, if we get out the damage doubler its even better
Akaiatana: @dolphgrim Dream Harvest can hit 10 mana worth if the last card is 6.
bytecaster: @Vorrenthalla These are the pro-chicken arguments I wanna hear!
dolphgrim: @Akaiatana I still have doubts about it outside of edh. 😅
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Vorrenthalla: @bytecaster I am always pro fire chickens. Torchic is my favourite hoenn starter
Akaiatana: @dolphgrim I have played it to value in draft.
dolphgrim: @Akaiatana Love that! I am always ready to be proven wrong! 😎
Bruceski: We are running the chicken. It is running alongside trying to keep up
Vorrenthalla: could be they aren't goblins but just blight which is wb
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BrowneePointz: @vorrenthalla blight is in Mardu, same as how Vivid is in Temur. it’s kind of a 7 archetype format
Vorrenthalla: @BrowneePointz yup
BrowneePointz: thirst for identity is such a gross card
bytecaster: We could have shown that goblin the majesty of flight though
BrowneePointz: really just turbo charging reanimator decks lol
Akaiatana: What a good Runaway target
bytecaster: An elemental and a giant goblin running away together, what a lovely story!
BrowneePointz: I LOVE that Hansen has a line of beers called MmmHops Graham
Akaiatana: Blossombind the big goblin and that's amazing
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dolphgrim: He's making the face again!
Diabore: Trade, blossom the gang, laugh to the bank
Akaiatana: Congrats, your 6/6 is a stab wound
bytecaster: Their blossoms, bound
GredGredmansson: oh that's going to VERY heck them up
Krillin_fan: a Worstab Wound
jessicatheblack:
Akaiatana: Look, it not perfect system
dolphgrim: Mmmmmm
Vorrenthalla: were dead
fredhi15: solid plan system less good
dolphgrim: We should be running 16 lands.
GredGredmansson: oh.
Desruprot:
fredhi15: wait is eirdu a elemental?
bytecaster: Maybe they don't see the line
bytecaster: They saw the line
GredGredmansson: @fredhi15 yes it is
lamina5432: new magic in a few weeks they have to remind you.
Invitare: these wilds be evolving
dolphgrim: Are we running 17 lands?
pleonasticTautology: behold!
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dolphgrim: I feel like draft is a 16 land format at this point...
GreatGodOm:
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pleonasticTautology: @tsp397 nice
lamina5432: the Kathleen first appearance was great comedy.
lamina5432: guest
dolphgrim: Yes! Your quiz was phenomenal! My partner watched it with me and we enjoyed everything about it.
TheOrigamiGamer: I went back and watched all of the quiz videos. They were an absolute delight having seen them for the first time.
Akaiatana: Glad the Graspling blocks well
Akaiatana: Flamecaster also a reacher
GredGredmansson: it works
Akaiatana: #Squakgoals
TheOrigamiGamer: I got a new batch of cards from Card Kingdom today and I made sure to use the lrr affiliate code this time. The button was orange and it reads Legend.
bytecaster: Chicken!
fredhi15: trample chicken!
Vorrenthalla: Chicken ftw
Kentosaurus: squawkroaster for the win
bytecaster: See, we play the chicken and we immediatly win
Akaiatana: It appears the real chicken was our opponent.
Bruceski: Some people fold as soon as they run out of gas
EthirealPlayer: Chicken good?
BloodnBullets: And janes
BloodnBullets: And james passed 3 more chickens!
couchboyj: you're just saying that because the mods run Karakas
Bruceski: I played someone earlier today who had a big play, I held off *barely* enough of it to survive at 2 life, couldn't kill on the crackback, they 100% had me next turn and they scooped.
WizardDanceParty: Oh hey my local Critical Role fangroup raised ~$5000 for translifeline this christmas
BrowneePointz: a Biff Grundle!?
Gekyouryuu: oooooh, tempting. my LGS only got a few, so opted not to even sell them at all
Akaiatana: @BrowneePointz That's the antagonist from Back to the Future, yeah?
BrowneePointz: @akaiatana it is but it also makes for a very funny spoonerism
Akaiatana:
I was riffing
Spades_Slicc: It's called Arc Trail
Strebenherz: @Gekyouryuu a few of what?
Spades_Slicc: yeas
TheOrigamiGamer: Today’s order: Ashaya, Soul of the Wild, Entish Restoration, Nissa, Resurgent Animist, Foil full-art Travelling Chocobo, foil Fatal Push, and an Elvish Reclaimer.
Spades_Slicc: !card arc trail
LRRbot: Arc Trail [1R] | Sorcery | Arc Trail deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to any other target.
LurkerSpine: flavor
GreatGodOm: Sounds like balderdash to me.
Akaiatana: Someone really championed some wordplay
bytecaster: Lorwyn is more boulder forward
Spades_Slicc: Because now Commander players can run 2 arc trail or as I call it: Arcs Trail
EvilBadman: kill both seems nice though
Vorrenthalla: inferno hit for 8 trample seems good
GredGredmansson: i would
bytecaster: Big stompies though!
EvilBadman: why not spend 3 more
EvilBadman:
lol
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Spades_Slicc: They decided to cut you on infinite seeting songs
Vorrenthalla: they are scared of the mana production I guess?
Spades_Slicc: seething
Bruceski: Ah, so since it's "deals double" that didn't trample over?
Akaiatana: I wonder how many times one can say "You get trample" before someone thinks it's a twitch glitch.
GredGredmansson: @Bruceski you still have to assign lethal damage before it is actually dealt and doubled
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SolarBlitz1: Same as Trample and indestructable/protection I think. You assign the damage first, then trample, then the damage doesn't kill/is prevented and you take the rest
bytecaster: This set is really about its big fire chickens, huh
pleonasticTautology: why're you calling chat "shirley"
GredGredmansson: well, you hit a land
GredGredmansson: oh right scarecrow
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BrowneePointz: hey game can we stop playing people who pulled mythic
BrowneePointz: k thx
Barb4rian: Spinerock is a meanie
LurkerSpine: shame sear isn't of type elemental
bytecaster: That's the one problem with the elemental champion, pretty easy to kill
Krillin_fan: time for a comeback!
bytecaster: We got the chicken, this is a keep
Akaiatana: A coop
Gekyouryuu: you can use the fairy on the chicken?
Gekyouryuu: nvm
BrowneePointz: most recent applies
Vorrenthalla: BEHOLD: A CHICKEN
couchboyj: You can use Farie on the Chicken, and it might even do something
Gekyouryuu: blocks better, bawks better
BrowneePointz: it squawks better
pleonasticTautology: behold!
Gekyouryuu: dare I say ba-gawks better
Barb4rian: @Vorrenthalla Shouting Behold! Chicken! is honestly worth the sub-op[timal play lol
pleonasticTautology: lmao
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'll allow it.
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHA
Bengineering: Hey G, uh, any chance my wallet is on the studio C desk >.>
pleonasticTautology: GRAHAM
Akaiatana: Three rares, fun.
pleonasticTautology: pfff hi ben
Vorrenthalla: @Barb4rian I'd do it
Bengineering: Sorry I meant this desk
Bengineering: Studio a is its name
EvilBadman:
no I ur wallet
lightfut: Eh, diogenes was a troll anyway
Bengineering: Hmmm the mystery continues
dolphgrim: Oh no. Wallet. 😭
pleonasticTautology: @Bengineering i am buying you airtags
Bengineering: Thanks!
TheOrigamiGamer: None wallet
tdapenguin: Good luck @bengineering
Barb4rian: Blame James!
Diabore: That sounds bad for man about to go on plane
bytecaster: Godspeed, Ben
Vorrenthalla: really need removal for that merfolk and fast
brieandbacon: Pocketed it and committed identity fraud?
lamina5432: james is buying ice cream with it if anything
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But first, Tux1987 has to smash Graham.
Krillin_fan: that wrath of god you're about to draw is gonna look so good G
Vorrenthalla: oh nevermind I think we're just dead here
Barb4rian:
Opp deck too gud
bytecaster: Surely the chicken can contest the little guy?
Mazrae: They went wide fast
Vorrenthalla: @Mazrae that do be what good kithkin decks do
Strebenherz:
Stop, he's already dead! 
Vorrenthalla: can you make the chicken menacing just for the hell of it
Akaiatana: Good DoB, Hamstray
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now just play a 16 power Elemental for 4 mana.
Datnade012: Judge, opponent is smurfing
BrowneePointz: nah he got banned for yelling DiogenEEZ NUTS every time he beat his opponent
dolphgrim: Think of where we'd have been if we had chickenmaxxed...
EvilBadman: At least we can blamejames
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Technically, that's a missed lethal. More accurately, it's a deferred lethal.
dolphgrim: #blamejames
sithenin: So far all my kithkin drafts have been good
Vorrenthalla: I respect the playing to outs you don't have o7
MWGNZ:
Micalovits: Jaaaamees
Strebenherz: Good luck Ben, hope wallet is found
bytecaster: Chat, quick, talk amongst yourself!
pleonasticTautology: !break
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TheOrigamiGamer: I do like that we get another draft in
Neddy471: @BrowneePointz Naw, he just played "Kessig Naturalist" and said "Behold! A land!"
Vorrenthalla: @sithenin Same. I think Kithkin might be the top deck. Its between them and Elves.
TheOrigamiGamer: Is Kill Team different than Warhammer 40K?
BrowneePointz: small army
BrowneePointz: objective based
Akaiatana: @TheOrigamiGamer Sub game, like limited and commander is different
sithenin: My only losses with the various Kithkin decks have been against merfolk though
TheOrigamiGamer:
Ah so small amount of points per army. And you do tac ops and capture points. Got it! 
bytecaster: I think it is about Killing a Team, but I could be wrong
Micalovits: Nah, you could kill a Team and lose
GapFiller: speaking of B just seen the insta post and Kathleen Cori Serge Ben and Ben in Vegas eh
GapFiller: oh also imprtant part was Bens wallet in Studio C
Aceviru: Get back on the goat
rosesmcgee: "No luck finding them wallets, then?" It's just the one wallet, actually.
kumatsu: my birthday's during Vegas and I have to figure out a thing to do with friends
pleonasticTautology: SAME DRAFT
pleonasticTautology: LET'S GOOOO
pleonasticTautology: oh lmao i'm waiting on graham's picks
RedArrogantKnight: wew I just beat the #2 ranked player in limited
RedArrogantKnight: wild game
lamina5432: fairy deck
TheWanderingNomad:
Well now they're stream sniping
pleonasticTautology: no i'm not
TheOrigamiGamer: MagicCon Las Vegas was a blast
pleonasticTautology: audio only
Gekyouryuu: well, I just found out something that, if not in Checkpoint this week is *at least* gonna be on Chillpoint: in the next season of Overwatch 2, Blizzard is removing the 2, and going back to just Overwatch. also 5 new heroes, including Jetpack Cat
dutchmoose: Las "Bottle of water for 8 dollars" Vegas
pleonasticTautology:
yeah
pleonasticTautology: LISTEN
pleonasticTautology: I HAVE BPD
pleonasticTautology: it's HARD
MWGNZ: comedy is all about timing
pleonasticTautology: oh g-d there's someone ahead of us with *four packs*
Invitare: we'd know if it wasn't good because you'd use the full name
bytecaster: We trust tautology because we trust them!
LurkerSpine: glamour, they're just spelling it an old way
UtilityPunk: When you tell the FBI agent that wiretapping is illegal: "No it's not!"
BrowneePointz: it’s an archaic spelling of Glamour @loadingreadyrun
Gekyouryuu: the most oppressed community of all. GLAMERS
XavusGaming: Is this it? Is this the unicorn draft?
pleonasticTautology: yes
BrowneePointz: yes
pleonasticTautology: gaols, yep
EthirealPlayer: are we eating the delicious cards now?
BrowneePointz: or Doun and Down
bytecaster:
@pleonasticTautology Don't you have picks to make and not answer questions in chat?
Earthenone:
like the Ghoti in yugioh
Vorrenthalla: it's pronounced "Gamer":p
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster i'm downstream of graham!
Akaiatana: Football announcer screaming: JAIL!
pleonasticTautology: and someone ahead of *both of us* is sitting on LOADS of packs
bytecaster: @pleonasticTautology So you are saying he should pick faster, I see
GapFiller: as an aside gotten so used to calling it Naarm these days hearing it called the other name is starting to catch me out sometimes
Lord_Hosk: If it makes you happy... It can't be that baaaaaaa aaaa a aaad
pleonasticTautology:
@bytecaster i'm saying people ahead of graham should pick faster
BrowneePointz: Down for Doun
Gekyouryuu: oh, neat, Jetpack Cat's a healer
BrowneePointz: another old English thing
TheMerricat: ""Doun" (a Scottish variant of "down") is generally pronounced /duːn/, rhyming with "moon" or "soon". It is distinct from the standard English word "down" (/daʊn/), sounding more like "doon" in British/Scots English. "
pleonasticTautology: it's maralen's old ability from morningtide
Barb4rian: Go find any card you want
pleonasticTautology: on its own card
Uniclonus: I thought it was pronounced Doohan. Like Scotty
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Dawn Dawn Dawn , dawn dawn dawn, dawn dawn dawn ...
TheOrigamiGamer: Sounds like Maralen of the Moonsong
Binko_Boi: Excuse me, waiter, there's a commander card in my draft pool
Barb4rian: Truth
Micalovits: Its very "fun" with opposition agent, so not in limited
XavusGaming: I think it means "down" as in "gently rolling hills"
bytecaster: Might be good in an aggro deck because of the life loss
XavusGaming: a guard of the downs
Gekyouryuu: 2 color "4 color Vivid" let's go
BrowneePointz: the Den ye
BrowneePointz: burrow dens
bytecaster: I personally only guard the uppies
EvilBadman: they're doun to gound
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What's Upguard?
pleonasticTautology: that's also a crapshot lol
Akaiatana: Downguard protects the elemental chickens
rosesmcgee: Who all up guarding their downs?
Strebenherz: Question Graham, on Graham lore, I know you're the fonts guy, but what started that, if I may ask?
Binko_Boi: The popular band Doungarden
kumatsu: he's actually part of the Konami Guards, missing his companions Upguard, Leftguard, Rightguard, Aguard, and Bguard
Micalovits: Also drafting - love when you basicly have a good deck at the end of pack 2
UtilityPunk: The Shadowmoor kithkin have a better sense of humour than the Lorwyn ones imo
TheWanderingNomad:
Who needs cheap spells, just get'em in the second half
pleonasticTautology: yeah i passed ashling because i'm trying to signal REALLY HARD
tdapenguin: @kumatsu The extended crew includes strangeguard and charmguard
taliesinskye: I didn't know you used to be a cartoonist, what did you cartoon about?
Invitare: The Quartermaster
Gekyouryuu: @tdapenguin love a good quark joke
Akaiatana: Graphic design is my passing responsibility.
Invitare: First Officer
Strebenherz: cool!
bytecaster: Gotten fond of fonts
TheOrigamiGamer: !subscribe Graham facts
kumatsu: Graham conifrmed David Willis
BrowneePointz: I will say though Graham, I’m a LIL sad we didn’t get a new Selkie or a Nucklavee that actually looks like a Nucklavee(a demon of famine and pestilence that looks like a desiccated Torso fused to its horse)
taliesinskye: Oh, so basically commodore hustle!
pleonasticTautology: @kumatsu graham used pornlord money to help me move to seattle?
UtilityPunk: And now you get to make comedy with the moonbase! Full circle
public_key_reveal_party: The author of the other roomies comic is just Graham in a false moustache
Strebenherz: was font stuff something you were encouraged to research dump into, or something gradual?
GapFiller: cant remember G did this webcomic play any role in connecting w/ Kathleen when yr first met her
ghyllnox: The characters were not based
AtomicAlchemical: wholly fictional idiots as opposed to based on real idiots
Bruceski: My brother went to an engineering college so his friends' group comic strip was named Living With Tools. College papers are the proper home for low-effort dumb jokes.
Lord_Hosk: What if everyone was 28% sillier and 15% zanier
BrowneePointz: fwiw out of your early jokes you never made many that were mean spirited to begin with
Strebenherz: like you're fine to be proud on that i think
EthirealPlayer: 3rd galmermite?
Earthenone: glister is so fun with your little flyers
bytecaster: It's always nice when past self doesn't disappoint current self
James_LRR: Drafting again? Nooooo, my deck!
Juliamon: Well maybe if you were *there*
pleonasticTautology: thank you for passing me a hexing squelcher, graham
Strebenherz: F
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, is it reasonable to play a green brawl deck without elvish mystic or llanowar elves?
bytecaster: @James_LRR Should have picked more chickens
Lord_Hosk: Turns out there is a reason why me becoming a fan of your work and joining the forum coincided with me becoming a better person and shedding a lot of my shittier opinions
Mazrae: Unskippables was on of the things I enjoyed watching every week my senior year of HS
James_LRR: @bytecaster Fair, we could have had 4.
EthirealPlayer: Opp is too gud
LurkerSpine: also just that backbreaking mythic dragon
LurkerSpine: I'd love a set without mythics, but I know that'll never happen
EthirealPlayer: Maam
tdapenguin: Hey james, have you seen Ben's wallet?
EvilBadman: Like the inside of it
Micalovits: That dragon is disgusting
Micalovits: Also bunch of removal in the set that isn't great against it
EthirealPlayer: how many changlings do we have?
Akaiatana: Judge, my opponent is tweazing me.
Bruceski: Judge, my opponent is playing good cards
bytecaster: Lingmaxing
dolphgrim: It was me. I am the 16 land degen. 😔
UtilityPunk: Yeah, a couple draft formats lately can skew a little less than 17 lands depending on what you draft
Akaiatana: Lands per deck is really based on a given player's build style.
BrowneePointz: So Graham since Turtles is on the horizon, you’re accosted by the Foot. Who do you snap first pick to save you, and who do you first pick to chill and eat pizza with?
dolphgrim: No no. Let me have my shame. 😭
egyptcraze: I personally always end up playing 16 land unless my curve is particularly high. Whether in person or online I always seem to flood otherwise
pleonasticTautology: no dying
LurkerSpine: don't die Graham
UtilityPunk: You drank a liquid assassin
shendaras:
pleonasticTautology: not allowed
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Please don't die.
dolphgrim: Oh no! Graham plz be okay!
bytecaster: Great start to the match
Micalovits: I am also on 16 lands a lot in this format - often a bit lower curve
Foxmar320: Graham you know the rules. No dieing on camera
sithenin:
Invitare: technically we didn't *have* to hear it. We *chose* to hear it
bytecaster: @Foxmar320 No, no, it's very clickable content!
EvilBadman: You want a reroll on the day, dude? I think I have that power today
BrowneePointz: Graham don’t aspirate liquids, we didn’t draft Fish
Foxmar320: Good good just checking
dolphgrim: Thank you for the thumbs up so we didn't get /too/ scared.
Binko_Boi: You gotta chew when you eat the cards man
nifleon: Decades in our bodies and we just occasionally forget how to exist
Foxmar320: @bytecaster We can't upload the vod then, red tape
Milleg2: it was fun
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, snorting coke isn't a great time. Don't do it kids
Wiliart: Nose for smelling, not for tasting.
taliesinskye: Real trivia, humans choke easily as a result of evolutionary changes to our throats that enabled us to make more sounds. Speech is such an evolutionary advantage that it was worth sometimes choking to death.
Krillin_fan: every now and then you need to breathe some liquid to remind the lungs of their place
Foxmar320: Love that when it happens
Lord_Hosk: Every limited deck on Arena feels like a 16 land deck. I have only done limited charting but the lands and spells certainly don't seem to be "random"
BrowneePointz: technically, like 80% of taste is smell @wiliart
Akaiatana: Coke is for bread bowls
Juliamon: Who woulda thought G would be the one to start the arc
Juliamon: oh, opp has our matching sleeves!
tdapenguin:
@taliesinskye Neat! I didn't know that and now I do
egyptcraze: (to be clear, in any time I draft, not just this format :D)
taliesinskye: I also love facts XD
BrowneePointz: nah Loot is with Vraska cuz his abusive adopted dad pulled a whoopsie fucko and disintegrated himself in the Meditation Realm
Lord_Hosk: @Juliamon Those are the other weird little guys
BrowneePointz: Squen
BrowneePointz: we have Cragg
BrowneePointz: I think
bytecaster: Lets taste their hand
Juliamon: Oh my
pleonasticTautology: O H
Barb4rian: Gross
bytecaster: Yeah, no bashies for opponent
taliesinskye: I think Graham is broken today
a_Weakling: Mana of any type can be used to cast it
bytecaster: @a_Weakling We are talking about opp
a_Weakling: oh dang, sorry!
g0blinslide: I thought it was your dream theft thing, and you hit those yourself.
jmchap: in the game I just played, I put a blossombind on the goblin that makes you blight or lose life at upkeep... it was the only creature op had for a few turns until they destroyed the enchantment...
tehfewl: same
LurkerSpine: definitely not
EthirealPlayer: Guess opp had somewhere to be
Akaiatana: They're taking their deck and going home
bytecaster: "Oh no, my dreams" - opponent, probably
dolphgrim: OP felt shame. It is unacceptable
Sogheim: I guess they felt their deck was too good?
BrowneePointz: you stripped their 4 next plays but agree
BloodnBullets: They really liked those dreams.
Sogheim: couldn't compete against their own cards
Xafty: or they just had to poop and didnt want to rope
Barb4rian: iOS 26 keyboard so bad ><
Barb4rian: Oh, lol.
UtilityPunk: I kinda feel like scooping vs playing it out is kind of a division between people who play lots of paper vs lots of digital
Barb4rian: My typo percentage went WAY up after iOS 26 -_-
UtilityPunk: In paper, you might as well joke about it and play it out with your pal
BloodnBullets: I really hate my phone keyboard specifically for twitch, send and delete should not be next to each other.
BloodnBullets: So many nonsense messages.
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TheMerricat: Chat... I was just introduced to the card "Little Girl" on reddit which has a casting cost of 1/2 white mana, and is a 1/2 / 1/2.... how exactly does that work and why does it exist (other than as a joke)?
Juliamon: TheMerricat Un-sets are Like That
pleonasticTautology: my opp just bloodline bidding'd me x.x
TheMerricat:
@Juliamon So as a joke then. 
thanks!
UtilityPunk: A favourite uncard of mine is "A Girl and Her Dogs". Makes legendary doggo tokens you can name :3
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat the silver border is a pretty good giveaway
BrowneePointz: @TheMerricat unhinged had a running theme of half mana like in City of Ass
Strebenherz: they had enough
jessicatheblack: "Rough Times Bro" - The Kids
dolphgrim: OP felt shame. This is unacceptable.
pleonasticTautology: graham you have gotten 2 games done in my 1
couchboyj: Opponents HATE having their wares tasted
bytecaster: People really don't like their wares tasted, huh
LurkerSpine: Eh that might have been a fine concede, they had no gas
DAC169: wow. your opponents REALLY don't like you exiling their cards they haven't cast yet
Strebenherz: look if a goblin tries to taste my cards
bytecaster: Mukbang their wares
Vorrenthalla: @LurkerSpine yeah aggro deck was too far behind against a control deck with almost a full grip
UtilityPunk: They wanna cook, but they don't wanna share
Akaiatana: Lick their ancestral recall
jessicatheblack: I feel like tasting their wares is a trap card you play on yourself D=
BloodnBullets: I understand people not wanting opponents to touch their paper cards, but i didn't realize that extended to digital.
BrowneePointz: Hand attack MAY tilt people out faster than counterspells
tehfewl: i know a non zero amount of people who have eaten magic cards
EthirealPlayer: This may be off topic, but is there a best way for trying to find the LRR peeps in toronto this weekend? is there a schedule or events to look for?
bytecaster: Thristing? On main?
sithenin: @TheMerricat Many of them don't technically work with the rules of magic but you just kind of do what makes best sense when playing them.
Vorrenthalla: My first lorwyn draft I had a lot of fun being the villain and reusing Glen Elendra Guardian with Run Away Together
Shadowsoflife: love no context magic phrases
bytecaster: Oh my
tehfewl: 2 of them
Akaiatana: I had an opponent with two Grubs. It was gross
LurkerSpine: oh boy if that's the one they pitched what do they have?
TheMerricat: or something they don't want you to be able to cast
g0blinslide: Kinda weird they ditched it, but i guess if they're trading one of the lords it comes back for free
Vorrenthalla: I went against an opponent with Morcant's loyalist and the elf sorcery. They kept looping them
TheMerricat:
Like that.
pleonasticTautology: lost 😔
g0blinslide: That's a spicy draw
Oxdans: yes
kumatsu: !card morcan'ts loyalist
LRRbot: Morcant's Loyalist [1BG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Other Elves you control get +1/+1. / When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.
Lord_Hosk: Where should we go out to dinner tonight?
e_bloc: they exchange pleasantries
Vorrenthalla: at least they milled removal?
Lord_Hosk: all 5
Juliamon: 'evenin' george' 'evenin' adrian'
bytecaster: Self-care is getting yourself back!
Akaiatana: That sounds correct
g0blinslide: All of these options are bad 😞
Vorrenthalla: just gotta race them I guess?
KeytarCat: I like that the battlefield shifts based on hp differential
tdapenguin: @Lord_Hosk Some place with desert
ShaneLeeAtk: I too wish I could jump onto a speeding train and tank all the damage.
Lord_Hosk: "Although he is sleeping... he is technically closer to the door, and therefor, he is winning"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That movie is a remake of "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World." Which was precisely as good as the remake.
Jethrain: you might need to full control it
Vorrenthalla: yes
DoctorHutch: i mana short i think
kumatsu: ^
Diabore: hover guardian
Oxdans: you may want to full control
Binko_Boi:
That's the line
g0blinslide: I think so, full control
tehfewl: ye
Diabore: yes
pleonasticTautology: !card glen elandra guardian
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DAC169: with full control it should work
g0blinslide: Ya!
e_bloc: dies to dream brutus
pleonasticTautology: sick
dumbo3k: Nice!
bytecaster: The line
Vorrenthalla: thats a nice lethal
LurkerSpine:
Khalstrom: Tempo
EvilBadman: slick
Jethrain: that's a very cool and very silly line
pleonasticTautology: dammit i didn't get you in queue, oh well
pleonasticTautology: fun to draft with you at least :3
goombalax: the dream caesar with freshest ingredients
dumbo3k: I would never have thought of countering my own spell
Akaiatana: It ends with All Star
e_bloc: dream caesar definitely needs a spot of tabasco
Akaiatana: It is one of like 5 movies with all star
Desruprot: Jon Lovits oh
GapFiller: tbf this was late 90s comedy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @e_bloc I think it depends on your dijon and black pepper, but I respect your decision.
BrowneePointz: Question: After our first visit to Strixhaven 5 years ago, which College are you most excited to see what they do with this time around G? I’m hoping for something a lil more interesting out of Quandrix this time.
MarkovDescendant: What are your thoughts on Tina & Milo for the 2026 Winter Olympics mascots?
Khalstrom: AKA late 90's comedy
Akaiatana: "Ah, when comedy was viable" PATREON DOT COM SLASH
Spades_Slicc: If it was released in 2001 it was written in the late 90's
Diabore: "huh, i wonder what happened too cuba gooding" *checks wikipedia* "oh no, no no no"
e_bloc: @thedepthandbreadthofseth extremely fair
sithenin: I enjoy all the current draft content, but I also miss the old wacky drafts.
KaleidoscopeMind: we get more small mammal with GUN
e_bloc: I would watch that
public_key_reveal_party: Graham Stark's official statement on the Olympic mascots to be forthcoming
MarkovDescendant: We respect your opinions.
lamina5432: every 4 years make a short for the new mascots?
ArtDecoSunburn: Arguably, pre Sept. 2001 is still late 90s. It's like how the Long Thirties run to 1941.
Akaiatana: Roots could sell olympic mascot ascots.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Diabore Well now I need to go be disappointed/horrified. Thanks a lot.
KaleidoscopeMind: we can just clip this for you here
Dromos_GHG: yeah you've got an ongoing bi-annuals series to update
UtilityPunk:
It'd be fun to print off business cards with FAQs on them "What do you think about--" "Here's my card"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is roots the legal successor of a royal charter company, or am I hallucinating?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Akaiatana For only the most sophisticated gentry.
Diabore: removal? yes
FoxyJewels: get twozed, I guess
Kentosaurus: opponent overtweezing
Akaiatana: Seven mana and a dream harvest
doubleo21: I just had a guy resign after I used Oko’s ult
Diabore: do it now
e_bloc: thats just called good clean living
Vorrenthalla: oh and the double trigger!
Strebenherz: BIG HITS
thedepthandbreadthofseth: How did you get the white red guy?
UtilityPunk: Yoooo
MarkovDescendant: Nice!
Kentosaurus: that's sick
bytecaster: What a swing
Vorrenthalla: that is such a sick comeback
Diabore: @thedepthandbreadthofseth dream harvest
pleonasticTautology: :3
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ahh
BrowneePointz: we’re ALIIIIIIVE
Strebenherz: GAINS
Gekyouryuu: incredible
KeytarCat: !card dream harvest
LRRbot: Dream Harvest [5{U/B}{U/B}] | Sorcery | Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they have exiled cards with total mana value 5 or greater this way. Until end of turn, you may cast cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
lamina5432: drain for 10 is ridiculous
Binko_Boi: oh how the turntables
emilevitt:
tehfewl: i put dream harvest into an EDH deck, but haven't played with it yet
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Diabore Sincere ty this time
Strebenherz: The entire board just shifting was beautiful
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Lord_Hosk: May I suggest... You bounce that and do it again?
BloodnBullets: Come on runaway together!
lamina5432: if you can kill the 3/5
LurkerSpine: can we kill shimmercreep
e_bloc: have a little optimism, as a treat
Akaiatana: "At least your deck got to do what I wanted to"
bytecaster: What a comeback
Diabore: if we attack with shimmercreep we can recast it
Diabore: next turn*
LurkerSpine: I mean, killing doungaurd sounds good
bytecaster: If we kill their thing and attack they might be dead?
Diabore: giving op a chance
Kentosaurus: gg
Dromos_GHG: gg
BusTed:
Gekyouryuu: don't forget to give back Opp's cards
Shadowsoflife: gg
lamina5432: thx for strem
Gekyouryuu:
lamina5432: gnight
Binko_Boi: fun deck too!
pleonasticTautology: thank you for streaming/drafting with me, graham
GapFiller:
100 before we go G any thoughts worth sharing on The Rumble?
Jethrain: Fourwin eclipsed
BrowneePointz: Nice to end the day by breaking our opponent’s spirit
GapFiller: absolutely fair
Micalovits: Good thoughts
e_bloc: extremely valid
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got back just in time to see you sign off from digging out my car, but I did it successfully!
Lord_Hosk: The screwed up the production side... SO MUCH... they put up a Entrant 31 on the titan tron
kumatsu: see folks in Toronto if other folk are around
GapFiller:
Lord_Hosk 
e_bloc: literally just opened a shipment from card kingdom just now
EvilBadman: @e_bloc was it yours
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Lord_Hosk 
That's SO BAD
KaleidoscopeMind: statistically, a ben
BusTed:
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yay for success!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Cascadia) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (58m from now).
CaptainSpam: And.
GapFiller:
oooh is this PNW The Board Game 
e_bloc: @EvilBadman plot twist, yes
KaleidoscopeMind: ah statistics failed
bytecaster: Ben can't be on AFK, he is looking for his wallet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey tdapenguin!! I'm sorry I didn't get here in time to give you animal facts!
FoxyJewels: @Lord_Hosk oh NO
sithenin: Anyone know why Fiend Hunter is always talked about like it was the first O'ring like creature?
Strebenherz: did ben ever find his wallet?
CaptainSpam: NOT the Rouge Prince of Persia, which is a game nobody made about being a makeup tycoon in Persia.
Gekyouryuu:
it's pronounced Glamour
pleonasticTautology: byeee
e_bloc: has Ben checked el segundo
pleonasticTautology: lmao
Juliamon: ffs windows
pleonasticTautology: hahahahahaha
ContingentCat:
thanks G
kumatsu: wait G swears?
GapFiller: best time for Windows end of stream tbf
FoxyJewels: hey you're not doing anything right now right? update???
pleonasticTautology: aljkdfbn;asfd
Akaiatana: @kumatsu Yes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling
tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i got a human fact from someone whose name i forgot -- apparently humans choke so easily b/c our throat adapted to make many sounds and the trade-off for easier chokingdeath was worth it, as a species
FoxyJewels: @kumatsu not like *all the time* but yeah deffo swears when it's called for
Thefluffiestguineapig: I cackled so loud it startled the cat who was standing on my computer so it started just filling in previous possible chats
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, they just try not to swear on streams sponsored directly by Wizards
Juliamon: technically sponsored by Card Kingdom
Thefluffiestguineapig: He swears a lot on W+P
Strebenherz: I appreciate the technical moments because it feels very relateable
Juliamon: the swearing is more for the Youtube upload, and less relevant now
tdapenguin: @Strebenherz v true
KaleidoscopeMind: card kingdom may as well be composed of some form of wizard with how fast they get things out
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real one of my favorite Let's Nope streams was when they just did tech support over the phone for more than half of it
Strebenherz: that was great
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