NorthstarTex: saved
Mr_Horrible: whole bag of lays in the corner
Mr_Horrible: all dressed, even
loufghyslaufey: Wait. A clutch?
Frizzlenill: @TXC2 @Mr_Horrible variance I've GRADUALLY gotten better with but some games it DOES feel like you didn't make any misplays and they just drew better - considering that I enjoy losses FOR being able to find things to improve, it feels so wasteful in comparison and I get more frustrated than I do in any other genre
saucemaster5000: oh for some reason @Mr_Horrible you just reminded me -- the honey roasted peanut m&Ms? not worth it. you do taste the honey, but the sweetness kinda takes away from the sweet/salty ratio
Mr_Horrible: @Frizzlenill stuff like that I always try to contemplate about what from deckbuilding could've made more impact. Was there an inclusion or substitution that could've gone further than what I had? But sometimes them's legitimately the brakes
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 
Mr_Horrible: oh I have to call him David Jones, we're just professional acquaintances
NorthstarTex: You get a postcard of Yasuo and Davy Jones with a "Wish you were here" caption on it
TXC2: Frizzlenill yeah, sometimes RNG just decides to not give you lands, where as YOU decide to press that button or not
Mr_Horrible: @NorthstarTex "Yeah I fuckin' BET you do" *burns the card*
Frizzlenill: @Mr_Horrible fair enough. I get little to no fulfillment or enjoyment from deckbuilding so it feels more like a punishment as a concept, and/or I already have the list that a more skilled player built so it's just a wasted game
Mr_Horrible: turns out Yasuo's neutral still reaches you from the 'Locker
Mr_Horrible: "I've only got 35%, but how do I squeeze everything I can out of that?"
Frizzlenill: oh to be clear, deckbuilding, not deckbuilders - LOVE me some slay the spire or lost branch
thatjuantoo:
Mr_Horrible: @Frizzlenill yeah, just different strokes, I think. I came up in Magic with 1 competitive deck I could afford to build and maintain, so I did TONS of theorycrafting to try and hone it.
saucemaster5000: yeah the trick with slay the spire is -- learn the builds, learn when to adapt to the cards you get, and accept you won't always build exactly what you want
Frizzlenill: @Mr_Horrible yeah the conclusion I've come to is, I probably don't have the mindset fit right now for 7+ rounds of swiss but I find judging super fulfilling and I might be applying to playtest/set development team for my game of choice (elestrals)
Mr_Horrible: like, I am absolutely still bad at StS. I've managed to build a Watcher infinite just once out of all the time I've played, my decision-making is definitely still just "I guess?" level
TXC2: Frizzlenill ooo, good luck!
Frizzlenill: cuz when the games are about finding out information ABOUT designs/balance/gamefeel, losses don't feel wasted
Mr_Horrible:
@Frizzlenill hell yeah, we love to find our niche 
Frizzlenill:
@TXC2 @Mr_Horrible 
Invitare: is someone saying "taste the rainbow" or am I hearing things?
saucemaster5000: not to be the check the clock guy, but it's almost 1
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 artist's rendition of Sauce atm: 
TXC2: saucemaster5000 they said this would be the last one
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Proxy
SalamiSuperstar: Oh no, I came in for the last match
saucemaster5000: byeeeee
SalamiSuperstar: gg Proxy
MilkInBags: byyyyyyyye
Mr_Horrible: Under Sheets: IN-BED
chaos5896: peace!
hatboozeparty: Byeee thanks, it was a great stream
Frizzlenill:
love me some tuco, sad I missed most of the stream 
AceGun_: bye proxy!
NorthstarTex: Thanks Proxy!
Mr_Horrible: byeeeeee
TXC2: twitch.tv/proxytcg
Mr_Horrible: that was rad
hatboozeparty: I did
MrSarkhan: I had fun
NorthstarTex: that was fun
El_Zilcho22:
JinaMahavira: Much fun
saucemaster5000: really good streamer and commentator too
TXC2: !patreon
SalamiSuperstar: Good chemistry for you two
Invitare: this stream was a "riot"
Mr_Horrible: the Street will return, in Avengers: Doomsday
TXC2: !store
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thatjuantoo:
MilkInBags: D:
El_Zilcho22:
ghyllnox:
Mr_Horrible:
hatboozeparty: but i wanna leave
TXC2: !next
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Mr_Horrible: a Wheeler Concoction
TXC2: !events
thatjuantoo:
ok I'll stop.
Invitare: I believe a cube is a six-sided 3-dimensional shape were each side is a square
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: he's here forever now
michaeldink: howdy
Mr_Horrible: don't call it a comeback
ProXYTCG: DINK??
michaeldink: we can talk now tho
BusTed: the legend
michaeldink: dont go to the gym
BusTed: ggs
Mr_Horrible: my responsible streamer
loufghyslaufey: ggs
TXC2: no gym? blasphemy!
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lightfut: Title change already
Marvoleath: Category stayed though, the limbo
RockPusher: !quote beej
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NorthstarTex: !findquote beej
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Juliamon: oh, *there's* Sevcon
TXC2: ah there's the music!
ShaneLeeAtk: Twitch, why you mute stream? Why?
Juliamon: it wasn't Twitch
TXC2: was it Paul's fault? no that seems wrong
ShaneLeeAtk: It was for me, I just happen to unmute right when the music started. Timing only I will enjoy...
allan_human: @TXC2 Blame James?
TXC2: allan_human yes
RockPusher enjoys his porridge like the old man he is
ShaneLeeAtk just took the back pain meds from this morning
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Marvoleath: !advice
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MalFnord: !badadvice
RockPusher:
TXC2: TODAY!
BusTed: grip it and rip it
red_shoes_jeff: Nice hiss
TXC2: Hello Paul and Heather
Laserbeaks_Fury: The key to comedy it timing............are we still rol-
BusTed: Fancy
TXC2:
"to fight tangents, you must become the tangent!" - Beej 
lightfut: Yeah, those are nice to have, thanks
bisaflau: thanks for the chapters, Heather!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Honestly, yeah. Sometimes I get distracted and realize I didn't absorb the beginning of a story.
RockPusher: Unit 00 was a perfect graphic choice though
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RockPusher: Paul "Cameron Baiter" Saunders
Laserbeaks_Fury: shoutout to Erhnam Djinn
TXC2: English Lit graduate Cameron has opinions on "GenAI"? shocking
kingandcommoner: But OUR AI will be superior and capable
kingandcommoner: imagien finger quotes
Laserbeaks_Fury: I saw the demo with Mario 64, where Mario runs up to a castle, does nothing because there it's just simulating a castle, and then turns around and you see it totally forgot what the beginning of the level was
RockPusher:
Line went down Paul. Down! Gotta say anything to make line go up! 
TXC2:
"if you take google's ai and put into our ai".... and the snake has already eaten it's own tail and most of it's body 
ArtDecoSunburn: Knowing AI, chairs with human hands, that still have wrong fingers.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 It's AI turtles all the way down.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does anyone remember how Spore would have all the data to import what was shown embedded in the .png
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn stolen from someone's Scaly OC
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Laserbeaks_Fury: And it shows *a* stamina bar, but it doesn't go down and obviously doesn't mean anything
TheMerricat: @Laserbeaks_Fury It stored all that info in the alpha channel IIRC
kingandcommoner: So real question, did they fix the object permanence issue, or just make a server that could keeep the whole world "in camera"?
TXC2: they want to make what we already have, without having to pay anyone else to do it.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 (Sad nod) The basis of our future economy is just scraped DeviantArt pages.
TXC2: also they want what already exists because they have no imagination to make something new
pctjoe: just finished Cairn, it was pretty moving and one of the better examples of mechanics supporting the narrative
RockPusher: Cameron trying to take back the word prototype
Laserbeaks_Fury: *at best* it's just a random prompt generator
Laserbeaks_Fury: Except it's not random, it's stolen
TXC2: often the point of prototyping is learning how to MAKE the thing, not make the thing better
TXC2: that line could be on a shirt
RatherLargeToad: should be some pokezon boxes or something
DoodlestheGreat: A _set_ of plants would have been better.
RockPusher: The Plant™
TXC2: free plant! (with sunkurn)
MalFnord: "As a pre-order bonus, have a pregen asset from the last three generations of Pokemon games!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also, how boring is a plant in a world with a whole type of Pokemon that are just plants that get up and walk around
TheMerricat: So for the most part stores _go_ and ask for exclusives. Publishers know they don't need to push their stuff, the stores are going to carry it anyway.
Juliamon: You're offering customers a free thing. Customers are going to look for who's offering the *best* free thing.
TXC2:
Laserbeaks_Fury I suspect that people in the poke world like knowing that at least one thing ISN'T a pokemon
RockPusher: ♫ Secret Ditto! Secret Ditto! Under the plant! ♫
Laserbeaks_Fury: See, a Ditto plant that just changes every day, that would be interesting
TheMerricat:
Heather, you remember the hamsters from the first Sims that would bite your Sims and give them a deadly disease... that's what the plant is. 
Wolfstrike_NL: They could have made it an Alexa or whatever or it to be an Amazon product at least
Juliamon: A plush is just inherently the best free thing.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, I always love the Pre-Orders that are just stupid cosmetic stuff I don't feel the need to get
ArtDecoSunburn: Hey, I'm sure whatever American state appreciated the sales tax.
kingandcommoner: It's the horse armor all over again
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh god, yeah Store exculsives
LordZarano: @Juliamon "free*" (*corporate meaning of "free" which actually means "included in the purchase when you pay money")
RockPusher:
The collective noun for a group of gamers - a complaint of gamers 
TXC2: I suspect it is different people complaining each time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Remember when Soul Caliber had platform specific characters?
MrSVCD: Sounds like kpop albums. Got to collect them all.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LordZarano (Grins) So you're saying it's "all-inclusive" ?!
Juliamon: I guess they wouldn't have "snake" plants in the Pokemon world.. They'd be ekans plants.
Decaped: What we know abut gamers: can't look up, can't read, complain all the time.
Decaped: Gamers are doggos.
kingandcommoner: Ditto is the same color as kirby...
RockPusher: On the Internet, no one knows you are a Ditto
GhostValv: aww
NorthstarTex:
ditto be all 
about their former trainer
kingandcommoner: There's also the Ditto from Detective Pikachu, so 2 canonical-ish dittos
Juliamon: The anime made some.... choices, yeah
TXC2: so Ditto are the changlings from DS9 and that one ditto was the Odo of dittos ?
MungoDude: are nurses Joy and officers Jenny dittoes?
kingandcommoner: @MungoDude The anime called them cousins, but probably
Juliamon: I think Dittos only replicate appearance, they can't actually speak
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Odoitto?
TXC2: video games are as big as movies now
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn sure, why not
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Which is one of the potential giveaways in the anime IIRC
TXC2: 3 million pages
Juliamon: The guy and all his cronies
Wolfstrike_NL: kept a lot of record for blackmail as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MungoDude I think cloning, or a very strange theory about Nurse Joy being the final evolution of the Chansey line but that was back when they were all white and wore the exact same uniform
Thefluffiestguineapig: At this point it's just an "evidence web"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unfortunately
TXC2: keep in mind, epstein was a money guy, so a lot of people went to him for money advice
ProcyonFlynn: *knock on wood* i dont want to see a 'degrees of Kevin bacon' related to the scumbag.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Back in the 20s, movie moguls wanted to show they were profitable, so they announced box office by dollar sum of ticket sales, rather than number of tickets. That's how it's still done they wanted to distinguish themselves from publishers, who touted number of volumes sold, which sometimes masked profitability.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Yes, but also the cross over between that and the [NOT GOING TO EXPLICITLY SAY THE HORRIBLE THING] has been demonstrated to be pretty high which is deeply icky
Thefluffiestguineapig: Of course 4chan does
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig oh indeed, it's just not an EXACT Circle, just really, really close
GhostValv: having fun D:
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn funny, given box office sales often hides probability too 
Juliamon: there have been archivesites for 4chan for many, many years. Most decent folks used them for /a/ threads so they could still discuss a show without actually being on 4chan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Although I watched the Daily Show yesterday and John Stewart was mentioned because someone was saying they needed to get a "John Stewart type" for a project so his name is in there when you do a search but he never had contact. So be careful
EvilBadman: I mention on the discord, the xbox ban was the email was on the NY State Sex Offender list
Thefluffiestguineapig: They but the exact context on screen and everything, he was utterly floored because a lot of them on his staff searched their names for fun and when he came up it was shocking
Wolfstrike_NL:
Juliamon: Chat, this is your one-minute window to discuss.
saucemaster5000: thank you
sanguine_sandman: preach 🙏
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Exactly. Which is why game publishers sometimes report dollar sales, and sometimes copies sold.
aerolend:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm done now
TXC2: context matters
EvilBadman: Elon getting jerked around by them is fucking hilarious outside of everything else
couchboyj: There's a ton of unsubstantiated FBI tip line calls in the files and stuff like that too
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm waiting for Milkshake Duck to show up
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me this is a "don't believe all the headlines" look into the sourcing
saucemaster5000: plz let's keep this the one place where I can escape from the shit that is my country (after 1 minute)
Juliamon: saucemaster5000 exactly why I set the limit so short
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Oh big same friend
Juliamon: Minute's up, let's move on
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got killed 4 times in Silksong in the last 10 minutes!
Juliamon: Tomodachi Meme, more like
EvilBadman: git gud
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig hooray?
RockPusher: but why no Japan get clown?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 It
Thefluffiestguineapig: s a topic change
Thefluffiestguineapig: More I was trying to make sure I completed the handbrake turn
Juliamon: Only Americans truly appreciate clowns, I guess
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig well the clutch is on fire now, so I'd say yes
EvilBadman: @Juliamon Yeah we elec-- (oh that minute has passed)
TXC2: bubbles from big brother?
Juliamon:
EvilBadman 
Akaiatana: Would it be mr. Blobby?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman I'm trying to, this is attempting a new platforming section that everyone hates and after I did git gud at a boss
LilyOfTheVeil666: I watched the UK trailer, so I had no idea who Hugh Morris was until this story
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Akaiatana 0.o That's a whole thing when I learned about it living in the UK as a person from the US
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I would argue that the US appreciates clowns less than a lot of other places
TXC2: LordZarano oh that guy
TheMerricat: @LordZarano Wow, you all didn't have stolen Playboy art for your test screnes?
Juliamon: Mii creativity was truly unhinged
Juliamon: (in the best way)
Akaiatana: But Doctor Winters, I AM Hugh Morris
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig (Refrains from so many jokes about Congress)
Juliamon: hey. hey. no oblique politics
RockPusher:
Rom-Coms 
Juliamon:
oh, that's not face paint
SquareDotCube: Hugh Morris, the new Brad Pitt
RatherLargeToad: and then there’s an alien, but they don’t comment on it further
RockPusher: Waaaaaaa
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, I haven't mad a Mii in a lot of years but boy you could really mess with those
Invitare: there's nothing ironic about Waluigi
kingandcommoner: wahhhluigi
TXC2: Waluigi is nothing if not sincere
CaptainSpam: Given Waluigi was *very literally made specifically for Mario Tennis*, I feel it's right that Baby Waluigi debuts in a Mario Tennis game.
SquareDotCube: Alternatively, a "Women want me, jokes fear me" jester hat
RatherLargeToad: that sounds right, unless I hallucinated it too
Strebenherz: yes isa thing
Strebenherz: no more than usual
LordZarano: A Fever dream
Laserbeaks_Fury: IT would make sense he debuted in another Tennis
TXC2: reality is a mass halluination
RatherLargeToad: he hatched
CaptainSpam: All children in the Mario universe are free range.
MungoDude: did they make it 6v6 again
DoodlestheGreat: We've been fooled!
Bruceski: @TheMerricat Why is that filename starting with MTF?
TheMerricat: Chat I haven't played overwatch since it became 2, is it worth installing?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally Distinct Jetpack Cat
Juliamon: Bruceski Mario Tennis Fever
EvilBadman: @Bruceski Mario Tennis Fever. Don't be weird.
RatherLargeToad: and now they can release Overwatch 2 again in a few years
TheMerricat:
@Bruceski Mario Tennis Fever. Not the other thing. 
SquareDotCube: Are we sure the baby characters are due to time shenanigans and not clones to replace their adult counterparts?
CaptainSpam: So we've gone from "make this sequel just have the same name as the original" to "make this sequel numbered at firrrrrrrst... then WHAMMO, out comes the same-name swap, right when they least expect it!"
Wolfstrike_NL: One of the new ones is a jetpack cat
TXC2:
it legit took me 2 years to realise that overwatch was a video game, and not someone's porn OC that got WAY out of hand
TheMerricat:
@SquareDotCube We'll know in five years when they finally make a new Smash game and both the adults and kids show up.
RatherLargeToad: and yet still no Hatsume Miku
ContingentCat: Same Heather.
sanguine_sandman: one of my favorite commodore hustle episodes ❤️
Juliamon: There's also Pharah who people ship with Mercy, and the neurodivergent teleporter lady
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, when Microsoft bought Blizzard, I sorta checked out
Akaiatana: LRR had two overwatch shirts!
TheMerricat:
Team Fortress 2 Heather. Overwatch stole it.
SquareDotCube: AAA multiplayer game attention is so volatile
TheMerricat: @Juliamon Tracer?
Juliamon: Also Tracer the lesbian
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat Symetra, Trace has a gf in canon
MungoDude: @TheMerricat [insert joke about Team Fortress 2 stealing it from Quake Team Fortress]
TheMerricat: The most I remember of later era Overwatch was how they lost the "everyone loves it because it's progressive" 'title' the internet gave it mostly because folk started to realize they really weren't being progressive.
TheMerricat:
@MungoDude
kingandcommoner: Exactly llike realotrs are doing
Juliamon: just threw up in my mouth a lil
RatherLargeToad: it’s like the people that make “hyper realistic” Pokemon images
Wolfstrike_NL: AAaa yea, clock numbers always go I II 3
Juliamon: stop! tainting! wholesome! things! with! LLMs!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This was one of the LAST GOOD THINGS
Strebenherz: @Juliamon ^^^^
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon YES
CaptainSpam: Per-game, AND I think it was also hashed based on the serial number of the system itself.
RockPusher: In Nintendo's defence, the social Internet has proved to be something to be treated with caution
TheMerricat: Paul sad SAD Heather, SAD.
RockPusher:
Ya know, sometimes video game nerds are very sweet 
Julian_Rogue: I got mine to 69 and stopped lol
RatherLargeToad: or they had a macro pet the dog at least
TXC2:
petting a dog is not a clicker game people
lightfut: And he deserved every single one
Thefluffiestguineapig: That dog might be super overstimulated is where my vet tech brain went
Foxmar320: Ive not played Destiny in over a month but I always give Archie a pet
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also petting the companions
ArtDecoSunburn: Can you pet each Cerberus head separately?
TXC2: you can pet Cerberus in Hades 1
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Only one head likes pets
ArtDecoSunburn: So the "sinister" head?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ArtDecoSunburn That was my thought too 
Frankenfruity:
100 10 more years, 10 more years!
RatherLargeToad: coincidentally the easiest head to reach on camera
Thefluffiestguineapig: But yes, when not on runs you can pet your compansions
lightfut: Like the frog where you spawn definitely can be pet
Invitare: Twilight Princess solved that by making YOU the dog
DoodlestheGreat: The other two want to be scritched under the chin.
TXC2: yeah Frinos you can nuzzle
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know you can pet the others when you don't have them equipped
RockPusher: Guardian Deity?
Thefluffiestguineapig: But whyyyyy though
ContingentCat: fortnite knows all
LilyOfTheVeil666: The only Fortnite thing I remotely care about is that there are Chappell Roan skins now. It's not enough to make me want to play the game, but it's neat.
ContingentCat: @LilyOfTheVeil666 yeah they look so good, unfortunately they're in fortnite
Juliamon: ah, yeah
TheMerricat: It was a Penny Arcade game.
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat No, it just had Tycho
MungoDude: it was a telltale game
DoodlestheGreat: Brock Samson from "Venture Bros."
EvilBadman: ^Brock was in 2
RockPusher: Dangeresque, Too?
RockPusher: Level 20 Glasses
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher Come on, Fahawgwahads.
RockPusher: Oh, so Paul is telling me I missed my chance
kingandcommoner: oh the stories of the second hand skin market
RockPusher: (I was copy-pasting from the item description in my inventory)
7gorobei: it isnt a great poker game, the ai cheats hard and often
TheMerricat: It was a straight forward poker game the big draw was the fact that all the included characters had a lot of banter between each other
Juliamon: unexpected minor update
Juliamon: dataminers go *hard*
Juliamon: *for today
TXC2: right chat I'm off
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
Strebenherz: take care txc2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Paul and Heather
Invitare: soon AI will be used to write stories about how bad AI is
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare I suspect it already is
RockPusher:
McDonalds!
Juliamon: yeah, I'm willing to bet that already exists
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon I wonder if one day there will be folk song ballads about dataminers the way this are about coal miners.
LordZarano: SteamDB has records for every update for every game on Steam...
dumbo3k: @ArtDecoSunburn I'd listen to that
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a solution searching to a problem
Oghara: !schedule
ProcyonFlynn:
kingandcommoner: Sure, give the Shippers more ammo why don't you
TheMerricat: I don't know that the bespoke news part is LLM, we've had personalized news feeds for a long time before LLMS.
MalFnord: Why? Money!
MungoDude: poker night 1 has the Heavy from TF2, Tycho from PA, Max from Sam&Max and Strongbad from Homestar; Poker Night 2 has Claptrap from Borderlands, Sam from Sam&Max, Brock Samson from Venture Bros and Ash from Evil Dead with GLaDOS as the dealer
RockPusher: the more salient question is why did this get past the examiner as being non-obvious
Bruceski: All the shorts of the muppet boggarts doing a podcast have been great
ContingentCat: if I want made up news, that's what fiction written by humans is for
KeytarCat: a patent so no one *else* can do it
kingandcommoner: Remember when Sony did original streaming shows? pepperidge Farm remembers
TheMerricat: I wake up every morning to Haystack News giving me an hour long 'clip' show of personalized news that it's gathered from all the news organizations.
RockPusher: patents stopped being fit for purpose a long time ago and need to be eliminated
Territan: We could drive nails through customers' hands into the table beneath! Have you even for a moment considered that they might like that experience??
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig The basis of all modern Sand Hill Road venture capital, alas.
TheMerricat: @RockPusher I think a better solution would be to actually staff and fund the patent office with the man power it needs so corporations can't flood it with junk patents to push shit through.
kingandcommoner: 3 plus the Planes spinoffs
KeytarCat: The driver is part of the Cars car's nervous system
ArtDecoSunburn: You don't crawl into you sentient, talking auto each time you drive, Paul?
dumbo3k: @RockPusher I misread your sentence as Parents, instead of Patents, and was very concerned
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat That would help.
kingandcommoner: Wait did they decide Tow was Mater's first name? Because that was not what the first movie was saying
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lightning McQueen leaning against another Lightning McQueen
accountmadeforants: I mean they're going to be very confused about all these other cars that had their mouths sewn shut and eyes and brains removed
KeytarCat: I guess we already knew Disney was creatively bankrupt
TheMerricat: I can't remember if it was a joke comic or canon comic where one of the Transformers killed someone riding inside them by forgetting they were in there when they transformed....
GapFiller: TheMerricat Perry Bible Fellowship did that joke
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm playing Civ V while I watch this stream.
RockPusher: Civ has always had itself as its main competitor
GapFiller: so did Robot Chikcne iirc
spethycakes: @GapFiller WOW it's been a while since I thought of PBF
ArtDecoSunburn: I like the Art Deco interface.
GapFiller: there may even have been others who did the joke too
kingandcommoner: The selling point is when they accidenatlly make Gandhi a violent warmonger because they underflowed a variable
KeytarCat: The nature of a good joke
KeytarCat: Gandhi leading the Mongols, hell yeah
KeytarCat: Civilization rarely survives infancy
KeytarCat: I don't even think that's true
TheMerricat:
On the other hand, the civilization you started out with has archers as it's special unit and now you are sending them against mech.
RockPusher: the old use of AI
dumbo3k: artificial opponents
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soramayura: number go HUH?
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RockPusher:
accountmadeforants: And the send off with "Are you happy now?"
soramayura: I've seen a game where the updates (which were mainly bugfixes) were named after the modding team who identified, logged, and modded in fixes to the bugs
LordZarano: All the Civs III to VI bundle has ~3 hours left btw
TheMerricat:
EA's New Patch notes: "We hear you... no litterally, you should have paid attention to the permission requests you agreed to when you installed the game the first time. We've been listening to your microphone for the past 20 decades. WE HEAR YOU."
kingandcommoner: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson [netflix]?"
RockPusher: PES
accountmadeforants: Doesn't Pro Evolution Soccer have a hilariously stupid name now?
KeytarCat: Handles human movement really well, I guess
MungoDude: it's like eFootball
TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants eFootball PES
RockPusher: Go back to Sensible Soccer you cowards!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you now?
TheMerricat:
Though I would argue, Pro Evolution Soccer was already a hilariously stupid name.
kingandcommoner: Isn't the world cup in 4 months?
RatherLargeToad: Now with Ronaldo, from Fatal Fury
kingandcommoner: Do they know that?
RockPusher: literally alongside
RockPusher:
RockPusher: We're working alongside this studio. Not on the game, they just share the office next door.
RockPusher: Unionise all the things!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YAY
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Ah, right. The internet bubble name they came up with in... 2020
accountmadeforants: *dot com bubble
ArtDecoSunburn: Are they unionizing alphabetically? Albany and Austin offices?
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TheMerricat:
KD controller!
RockPusher: KD controller eh
Foxmar320: oh good this
kingandcommoner: You know what? Sure. This one's fine
ContingentCat: not dangerously cheesey then
ghizmou: does it smell?
KeytarCat: damn, I woulda gone for it if it weren't kraft
accountmadeforants: Oh come on that's just a sticker. At least make the shoulder buttons macaroni-shaped
GapFiller: hmm are Canadians obliged to use this controller
Aarek: but does it have hall effect analogs?
Juliamon: me, for the past 10 years: "bring back orange console gear" monkey's paw: "ok"
TheMerricat: Chat did you see.. it had a TURBO button!
RockPusher: do they have a Canadian Edition with the KD branding?
nevyn666: is it made from real mac and cheese?
Juliamon: oh yesss
KeytarCat: This SNES format is decent, I used it for Nightreign for a little while
Juliamon: it's both overselling it AND underselling it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay, Juliamon that's fascinating phrasing there
Foxmar320: I see so many Pokemon scalper videos online. They just clear out everything
Juliamon: they bundled it with a product nobody wants
Juliamon: and charged more
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH SHIT that's kind of genius
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's both horrible and genius
Foxmar320: Love this for them
Thefluffiestguineapig: This thing you can't get rid of for love or money
accountmadeforants: As far as a practical joke goes, that's pretty good yeah.
Juliamon: the drop was unannounced, only bots knew
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the thing is I know a person who runs the "gym" at one of my LGS places who is a legitimately good dude and he would take those and use it to teach people for free
James_the_Dabbler: While I appreciate the concept, scalpers will just throw it all out, it’s just gonna make trash
Thefluffiestguineapig: So for people they could use it in their local communities to let people try out the game with cards they don't want to keep in any way
Juliamon: Yeah, it makes trash, but also cuts into their profit
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Cuts significantly into their profit and into their storage space while they try to figure out what it is
accountmadeforants: They should set a truly ridiculous price point for something incredibly useless, like a single copy of a 3 cent card, but in a fancy wrapper (maybe even give them individual serials). See if the scalpers will fall for it.
definenull subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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Juliamon: We *just* had one
Juliamon: but there are other small events throughout the year
EvilBadman:
There's a sub GDQ right now
RatherLargeToad: Which clearly means Nintendo is doomed as far as the YouTube thumbnails are concerned
EvilBadman: Todd Howard?
DoodlestheGreat: Toddles?
accountmadeforants: Okay but now it could be Hatsune Miku backseating you
kingandcommoner: Starter reveal I'd hope
RatherLargeToad: a Miku for every Pokemon type
SquareDotCube: By that logic Miku is more a Digimon
LordZarano: World's largest franchise by about $50 billion
LordZarano: *media franchise
djsombrero: hello
Juliamon: Keep the lights on, keep the Beej Meat frozen
BusTed: heheh
DoodlestheGreat: I'm certain I don't need to know about the Beej meat.
ContingentCat: you wouldn't want bad beej meat
BusTed: tru tho
niccus: it needs to be frozen to successfully do the olympic scheme
itira: they definitely mentioned it on Lets Nope at least once
Juliamon: It was whoever was getting a Dilly Bar, so probably Ben/Adam
RockPusher: 'tis a silly cube
RockPusher: those who remain
RockPusher: F/ACE
ShaneLeeAtk: Bad habit?
Bruceski: Looked to me like it was one person saying it repeatedly, but I wasn't exactly keeping count
RockPusher: though I am… interested… at where Tamon-kun is going with the most recent ep
BusTed: one who pions
RockPusher: Pi-Oner?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It looks like either a James and Serge game or very Alex coded
RockPusher: Jumping and Jazz and Cats, oh my!
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definenull:
it me!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
LordZarano: 'Obsolete form of pioneer (“military sapper or digger”).'
RockPusher:
Things! Stuff!
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
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ContingentCat: !next
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