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Aceviru: Cardboard rectangles let's go!!
RockPusher: !findquote nonsense
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Dog_of_Myth: !findquote James
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thraximore: that quote is almost a decade old
paronomasiac042: my eyes need more rectangles!
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n0tboy_: 180 cards with the word james on them
Aceviru: Muted
Juliamon: oopsie
thraximore: from the top
RockPusher:
Commodore_Perry_GG: test run
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: Nobody saw anything
RockPusher:
margieargie: They tried to start the stream while their opponent had a few untapped islands
stippledotter:
neisan2112:
powerflapjack: @margieargie or one untapped plains
thraximore:
Aceviru: Hi
pleonasticTautology: hi James
iris_of_ether:
Aceviru:
Dog_of_Myth:
YeetTheRich_: we are baby
shendaras:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we a baby?
cat2fu123: Adam, I ate a burger today! It SUCKED
sam_newey: googoo gaagaa
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Every card is a land?
FinestOtter: Wheeler
Aceviru: @Thefluffiestguineapig Do the jiggly keys work on us?
RockPusher:
The dolly being deployed outside of the drafting trapezoid‽ 
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Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Dread_Pirate_Westley And every mechanic is kicker 
e_bloc: first pick portable hole
powerflapjack: white latino boy STUNS with james cube
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Mindfire13: So Adam is 4 and Cori is Player?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Thefluffiestguineapig Or Banding.
KickAssKanuck: wheeler glued a picture of James on each card?
DeM0nFiRe:
sam_newey: tragic slip
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Aceviru On most of us, some of us don't get distracted and are called spoil sports for it 
Dog_of_Myth:
powerflapjack: i am so glad to be here for some primo Wheeler/Adam chaos
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
YeetTheRich_: you come here on the day of my daughters stinky doo doo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well Adam's feeling PUNCHY today
e_bloc: I am enjoying on the Wheelerfront
iris_of_ether:
Tai114: What's that smell, gas leak?
ipoddodd: wheler bringing out his inner american
letsbelgo: woooo
RockPusher: Powerful Magic!
Dog_of_Myth: Canadian Highlander!!!
adurnafricai: What is this energy?
RockPusher: The stakes have never been higher!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tai114 Have you ever been here during Let's Nope? This is nothing
thraximore:
bUt iTs 2o26 
LoadingReadyRun: no stinky doodoo there!
margieargie: The -actual- most important yearly championship happening soon
Mattmitchell45: The Sunday BIG GAME!
Tattybojangles69: I'll make him a stinky doo doo he can't refuse
ipoddodd: what the heck
Tai114:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sigh
thraximore: oh lord
neisan2112: Wait wut
ipoddodd: it's already here???
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so bored
circusofkirkus: dog wat
RockPusher:
KickAssKanuck: Kowabunga!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't care and also hate it
Khalstrom: Jesus...
Blip2004: its a full set? I thought it was a secret lair
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's already time for Marvel Super Heroes previews?
Aceviru: (Ty Paul ahead of time)
cat2fu123: Awe man:(
BrowneePointz: Real talk, I'm glad Viacom is super chill and supportive of yall doing PPRs
stippledotter: For purposes of your sponsorship, yay i guess?
BrowneePointz: Venus di Milo isn't I think
Diabore: @Blip2004 full set, about the same size as spiderman iirc
BrowneePointz: and that's it
BrowneePointz: but she might be?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: No Jennika? =(
Thefluffiestguineapig: And this is why we didn't get a two set Lorwyn block
RockPusher:
powerflapjack: it's the size of spider-man but it was intended to be that size
Tai114: In a jar?
freshmaker__: Michael-Cancel-o
Vinewood_OG:
sam_newey: My fav turtle is franklin
Mindfire13: Don't Google Michelangelo Controversy
BrowneePointz: @Sapphic_Shenanigans don't know if she was in the rares
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Mattmitchell45: Ian is 100% the Brain
BrowneePointz: It's bigger than Spider-Man by about 30 cards
powerflapjack: and not expanded at the 11th hour
e_bloc: take it as "goodbye forever"
iris_of_ether:
Cori, does that mean I need to mail you my painted Krang mini now? 
BrowneePointz: and was intended to be a small set f rom the start ye
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Tai114: Steady rockin' all night long
BrowneePointz: honestly Eastman and Laird were pretty damn good at naming things
thraximore: it's boomer cube
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spiderman wasn't supposed to be a Standard Set or normal draftable IIRC
letsbelgo: so drafty in there
10thshadow: AWESOME
powerflapjack: my only complaint is that there isn't Miyamoto Usagi
BrowneePointz: Leatherhead, Shredder, Baxter Stockman, Krang. Very snappy
Mazrae: Just had a thought, they should have a card called, Big Apple 3 a.m. for the Super Nintendo Turtle in Time game
YeetTheRich_: oh
BrowneePointz: god I'd kill for Usagi but that's not a TMNT character @powerflapjack
YeetTheRich_: i see
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I get it!
Tai114: ah
admiral_sky_: oh I see
e_bloc: whoever wins /has/ to be James
loufghyslaufey: Eh?
Dog_of_Myth: I see the plan
rosesmcgee: I guessed it!
e_bloc: !card galvanic relay
LRRbot: Galvanic Relay [2R] | Sorcery | Exile the top card of your library. During your next turn, you may play that card. / Storm
niccus: at least the land base is good
corpocracy: Hell yeah!
powerflapjack: @BrowneePointz (shake hands)
Mindfire13: The Commie Cube!
Diabore: the glare on wheelers cam is quite bad
millenomi_Aura: great cereal
stippledotter: Crud my connection went put with the explanation
KickAssKanuck: both drafts mono red? or is it a surprise?
Tai114: Siege-gang
RockPusher: beep beep cube
freshmaker__: I hope there's a mox.
CastleOtranto: Oh, that OG Ball Lightning printing
Dog_of_Myth: Love a good Terror of the Peaks
powerflapjack: @freshmaker__ pack 3 pick 1 black lotus
HadesLeprechaun: so games are gonna all be 10 mins?
RandomTrivia: Oh.... is it all "Things That Kill the James"?
e_bloc: sealed is just pick-15
loufghyslaufey:
LRR-Crew: (asking 
) "Is every card yiu brought today monored?" : "Yeah?"
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freshmaker__: @powerflapjack God, you're right. I was thinking way too small.
KickAssKanuck:
it’s mono red, all the cards are good. 
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CastleOtranto: What is the bird that gets bolted in mono red?
BrowneePointz: One of the best creatures ever printed
Mindfire13: Anyone planning on the Pack 3 Pivot?
loufghyslaufey:
: "I thought we agreed that we weren't building a mono-red cube."
powerflapjack: wait. fetches?
HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePointz second only to Dwarven Recruiter, the same thing but for Dwarves
e_bloc: the way they used to make cards is wild. nowadays overpowered means it has eight lines of text and costs 2
raulghoulia: what kind of fixing is in this cube?
sam_newey: Red deck wins
10thshadow: @powerflapjack gotta
e_bloc: @raulghoulia yes
Mindfire13: Monored, Big Red, Red deck wins, burn, aggro, goblins
YeetTheRich_: who wins the mono red vs rdw matchup
10thshadow: storm ?
interiorexplosion: Magus to shut off all the non-mountains
MrSarkhan: I should build a mono red cube.
e_bloc: so there are like 300 nonland cards, what's the best card not in the cube
KickAssKanuck: How many blood moons?
loufghyslaufey:
Goblin.... Charbelcher, maybe? 
powerflapjack: HELL yeah
sam_newey: More like LoadingRedRun
Thefluffiestguineapig: So this is "magic was so much better back in the day" well here is that for you in the flesh?
loufghyslaufey:
that Alchemy card is actually tame?
ProcyonFlynn: !card Extraplanar Lens
LRRbot: Extraplanar Lens [3] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile target land you control. / Whenever a land with the same name as the exiled card is tapped for mana, its controller adds one mana of any type that land produced.
loufghyslaufey:
So its just a proxy, ?
Decaped: @e_bloc price of progress
LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig there are still new cards, just all red cards
e_bloc: @Decaped lol and legitimately great answer
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey YES there is a UB faerie that you permanently can swap the power and toughness of two creatures (one you control one your opponent controls) when it enters
10thshadow:
damage storm 
loufghyslaufey: Wait. When dis they print that!?
corpocracy: Phyrexian Devourer... Oh baby
anhakha:
In mystery booster 2, like he said 
e_bloc: at this point would it be easier for all of LRR to learn German
Thefluffiestguineapig: I did some absolutely messed up things to people with Fae Trickster, I have zero idea why they make Alchemy cycle with standard since it's online only anyways
definenull:
adam drafted MLD \lh
anhakha: They did a whole line of like 5(?) or so alchemy cards in the boxes. Like a maximum of 1-2 per box, if that.
freshmaker__: oh yeah is there a hexing squelcher or whatever it's called? I know the uncounterable isn't as relevant, but the ward anthem is kinda neat.
e_bloc: why glasses, why not just get a chip in your head
HadesLeprechaun: If only the people making those sorts of glasses weren't the worst tech companies on the planet
Thefluffiestguineapig: @anhakha In paper?
margieargie:
anhakha: Yup
RandomTrivia: Could Paul inject the card-reader into a Pi and mount that to a pair of glasses?
Aceviru: *ad runs while you're trying to read a card*
YeetTheRich_: this is still singleton right
hidingbox: glacial chasm
YeetTheRich_: you can't draft a playset of lightning bolts
e_bloc: glacial chasm is so good
powerflapjack: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah the big one was Oracle of the Alpha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @anhakha Which sets were those and was one of them Eldraine?
e_bloc: too bad solemnity is clearly not in this
anhakha: The set was only Mystery Booster 2.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Oh I don't care about the good ones I just want to make my bad UB alchemy faeries deck in commander in real life
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMNIT
anhakha: They had stuff like Oracle of the Alpha. They are very rare, very expensive, and banned in commander.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So my stupid pet card was absolutely not one of them shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry for the swearing
Aceviru: @Thefluffiestguineapig Just proxy it haha
YeetTheRich_: is vulshok refugee in this cube?
10thshadow: good pick
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Aceviru That's what I do now but it would be hilarious to get an actual copy
powerflapjack: is Splinter Twin combo in the cube?
Decaped: oooo, what sicko is going to play Chain lightning
e_bloc: the card I want to see
anhakha: Another good one was Rusko, Clockmaker
e_bloc: !skirk fire marshal
interiorexplosion: Oh hell yeah Sandstone Needles
ItsThugDimmadome: What makes this a "James Cube"?
e_bloc: !card skirk fire marshal
LRRbot: Skirk Fire Marshal [3RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Protection from red / Tap five untapped Goblins you control: This creature deals 10 damage to each creature and each player.
definenull: there has to be a dandan chain lightning variant
ItsThugDimmadome: Hell yeah
powerflapjack: *heavy breathing cat dot gif*
MrSarkhan: I see so many of my favorite cards in this cube.
BrowneePointz: can't have sneak attack without big Em!
e_bloc: hear me out: take-2, but you can also take 1 or 0 and take an additional card from a future pack for each pick you skip
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YeetTheRich_: vulshok refugee is basically TNN in this format
10thshadow: was there a cube list ? sorry might have been asked already
nymistrya: Draftzarrahad
e_bloc: I guess they heard we liked drafting
10thshadow: thx
loufghyslaufey: Heh. Unearth
10thshadow: take it
loufghyslaufey: Plus silly goggles
e_bloc: grindstone in the cube?
loufghyslaufey: Does og Daretti cube here?
definenull: heck yeah trinisphere
e_bloc: !card trinisphere
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as this artifact is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
MrSarkhan: Trinisphere!
e_bloc: painter's servent
niccus: !card wandering dad
LRRbot: James, Wandering Dad // Follow Him | James, Wandering Dad [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [2/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities. // Follow Him [XUU] | Instant — Adventure | Investigate X times.
powerflapjack: is the people's champion, Soldier of Fortune in here
10thshadow: havent seen any engineer yet
Cptasparagus: concussion
loufghyslaufey: Fires? Is that intuitive?
HadesLeprechaun: Fallout
freshmaker__: fallout
raulghoulia: fallout
KickAssKanuck: Fallout 3
HadesLeprechaun: @KickAssKanuck 4
e_bloc: thats a nuclear take
10thshadow: yeop
e_bloc: !card pyromancer's goggles
LRRbot: Pyromancer's Goggles [5] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. When that mana is spent to cast a red instant or sorcery spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
e_bloc: !cards fires of invention
BrowneePointz: Got banned in...dangit too slow
definenull: but trinisphere…
circusofkirkus: what does KCI do? break the game
e_bloc: heres hoping for myr retriever
letsbelgo: We can tell paul
dpj2009: !card Benjamin Wheeler
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
powerflapjack: MY BOY
loufghyslaufey: !card Wheel
LRRbot: Found 27 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Mr_Bitterness: F T K
definenull: f t I
BrowneePointz: da baby chocobo!
YeetTheRich_:
IRarelyTry: entomb!
RockPusher:
e_bloc: oooo monkey
powerflapjack: take both FTKs
SnowBuddy18: well, Modern Horizons
powerflapjack: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Commodore_Perry_GG: try asking him about Reality Fracture cards and see if he has the gift of prophecy
sam_newey: How the mighty have fallen
powerflapjack: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Caineghest: FTK LETS GO!
powerflapjack: i still love you FTK
RockPusher: Lizard. Lizard. Lizard.
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what?
powerflapjack: and your ability to punch way above your weight
SnowBuddy18: I played that standard deck
RandomTrivia:
That's easy for you to say, Wheeler
e_bloc: Hazoret the fervent is the only card I wish was in its masterpiece showcase art
YeetTheRich_: i guess
YeetTheRich_: never heard the word sippler before tbh
powerflapjack: hoho hammer of bogardan and fireblast
powerflapjack: absolutely schnasty tech
KickAssKanuck: @HadesLeprechaun Pretty sure the Lone wanderer's dad in Fo3 is named James.
e_bloc: that came out like four sets ago, in January
e_bloc: that bridge though
e_bloc: grafted skullcap
BrowneePointz: Hammer of Bogardan!
BrowneePointz: og GOAT
e_bloc: that used to be a really good card
BrowneePointz: Fun fact, as much as we make fun of Red, Burn is actually incredibly difficult to pilot at a high level
powerflapjack: hoohoo generous plunderer
Dog_of_Myth:
All of Wheelers cards smell like burnt hair. 
BrowneePointz: there's so many micro decision points that if you screw it up you will just auto lose
BrowneePointz: good Jaya Ballard reference Dog of Myth
powerflapjack: "ohhhhhh my hero... so far away now" wheeler sings an aria to Sensei's Divining Top
e_bloc: "these games are going to be so fast." Wheeler drafts top "nevermind"
Dog_of_Myth: Seemed appropriate Brownee
powerflapjack: just the entire opera scene but it's wheeler and top
10thshadow: Kenmore : king of vacuums
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loufghyslaufey: Woah. Eidelon. That is a "flag" in here.
YeetTheRich_: my vacuum is older than me
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YeetTheRich_: spot on actually
Wonderdoc: that was pretty good Adam
powerflapjack: oh hey, chicken wuss is in the cube
e_bloc: sounded kinda lewd
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KickAssKanuck: Them Mogg goblins do seem pretty funky
HadesLeprechaun: @KickAssKanuck ack, you're correct! I was misled by the artwork depicting him in what looks like a science lab, like The Institute, and Shaun in F4 was known as "Father"
definenull: it’s symmetrical so it’s fair
Aceviru: Haha
GasCityGaming: first hour of let's nope
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha Cori
Cptasparagus: guests on lets Nope?
BusTed: "Do you have any ideas?"
e_bloc: let's nope
archivists: do we have a list to the cube please?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's Nope
definenull: mood
Shadowsoflife:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's a mood
KickAssKanuck: @HadesLeprechaun Ha, easy mistake for sure. All good!
Sorator13: Oh good, I came in at a good time
loufghyslaufey: Wut?
letsbelgo: party foul
powerflapjack: DRAFTING FOUL
Sorator13: any gimmicks I should know about tonight?
graffd02: I have a 5c commander cube where everyone has the same 40 card manabase and then you shuffle up the cube and deal 60 cards to each player...You then get a random 5c commander (no slivers)... I call it randomander
powerflapjack: @letsbelgo same brain cell
LowUpsideCJ: gotta zamboni those cards
silv3r_54: LOL
archivists: everyone has red cards. is it mono red??
powerflapjack: point it directly at Wheeler
silv3r_54: omg its mono R
e_bloc: I didn't realize Wheeler was so well red
powerflapjack: hohohoho tannuk in a mono red deck is sick
nymistrya: Wheeler you did plenty of that on stream earlier
10thshadow: @archivists yep
silv3r_54:
BrowneePointz: Yes. He's a good Man
couchboyj: Mono red Seinfield is an underexplored archetype
e_bloc: crunchy but not smooth
archivists: best card in pack is in german
RelwinEJ: Viva la bullshit cube
silv3r_54: asking the important questions
loufghyslaufey: Pffft. Shrine of burning rage
BrowneePointz: I think they're hatched?
powerflapjack: someone ask MaRo
e_bloc: you ever see a Kavu egg
silv3r_54: WE GOT THE KAVU
rosesmcgee: How relaxed is Tanuk? It's relevant information
Diabore: E T gets one phone call
lamina5432: evening
powerflapjack: muxus and goblin recruiter being separated by draft pool is a cruel fate
RelwinEJ: We rocking pick two?
definenull: oh boy endstone is in this cube
Marvoleath: !deck
powerflapjack: +2 wheeler
IRarelyTry: shes too old to be driving
niccus: she runs but she's required to use the road
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Diabore: so since we dont have a translation sheet, is wheeler just taking all the foreign language cards and making up what they do?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not sure she was driving
AllTheWeasels: endstone is such a cool card
e_bloc: her license is fairly restrictive, she isnt allowed to have passengers
powerflapjack: @Thefluffiestguineapig i dunno, she crewed a vehicle pretty good in standard
barbmitzvah: Blazing rootwalla! draft it!
definenull: madness without the payoffs
barbmitzvah: I love that card!
thraximore: mono black cube when
Thefluffiestguineapig: @powerflapjack That could just be standing on top of it while someone else drives, we don't know
neisan2112: Is that what they keep in the lining?
IRarelyTry: there's reason the s word is banned in wheelers chat
e_bloc: I mean it was good in standard
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thraximore I don't know if they've done mono colored cubes but I know they've done mono colored commander nights since they are working through all the two color ones now
e_bloc: warstorm surge but for everyone
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is there a custom Mountain-Urborg in this cube?
Justinthomasmm: cori with Krenko and muxus is lookin spooky fun
e_bloc: !card pandemonium
LRRbot: Pandemonium [3R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.
definenull: ooh any stuffy doll / brash taunters?
HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig I just remember mono-black commander night being Ben with Trazyn the Infinite, going infinite, even when he tried to get rid of cards that went infinite
xVoxtric: i'm here late - what makes this the 'james' cube
IRarelyTry: @xVoxtric red
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun That card is what it says on the tin
aerohydra: a cube james will draft
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RELDnahcire: marshing my mellow?
InfiniTokens: Hello!
Vinewood_OG: Fool of a Toke
Mr_Bitterness: We have to go to Mordor.... for snacks.
Wonderdoc: "I cant sit down Gandalf, not with the hemorroids"
superdude097:
@Vinewood_OG
e_bloc: subjugate the hobbits
powerflapjack: considering saruman opens his meeting with gandalf saying "you're smoking too much halfling weed, dude"
nymistrya: Look, the first time I bogarded the hell kite I tried to walk home, but I kept turning around because I was convinced I hadn't walked that far yet.
AtrusOfMyst: Never give a FourLoco to a Hobbit
nymistrya: Which is basically what LoTR was about probably anyway
graffd02: You shall not puff puff pass
e_bloc: that dude invented the shoving match
corpocracy: !card furystoke giant
LRRbot: Furystoke Giant [3RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/3] | When this creature enters, other creatures you control gain "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target" until end of turn. / Persist
BrowneePointz: they're living their best life
Mr_Horrible: it's like the pokemon being in the pokeballs, they like doing it
rosesmcgee: Can Adam board in Mirror of Life Trapping from outside the game?
powerflapjack: lmao
powerflapjack: that chandra is so sick
BrowneePointz: Ramunap Ruins
BrowneePointz: the beloved
e_bloc: kinda always has been
IRarelyTry: stealing mox diamond
Tai114: Adam: "Wait we can't take the cards for ourselves? I've been doing that every time I'm here!"
Mindfire13: If someone wanted me to eat an expensive Magic card (that's not one of mine), I'd do it for the lols
powerflapjack: you know you want to adam
Dog_of_Myth: Do it
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go Adam!
Mr_Bitterness: A classic!
Tai114: Singleton cube with only one duplicate, three copies of Final Fortune
Spades_Slicc: !card furystoke giant
LRRbot: Furystoke Giant [3RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/3] | When this creature enters, other creatures you control gain "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target" until end of turn. / Persist
HadesLeprechaun: simply win the game in 2 turns, ez
IRarelyTry: on last chance yeah
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: if you can't win during an extra turn you doesn't deserve to continue
powerflapjack: @Tai114 everyone starts with final fortune in their deck, when they draw it they have to play it
Mindfire13: That's up there with Obsidian Fireheart for best reminder text
HadesLeprechaun: I just found the Arcade Cabinet secret lair version of Final Fortune and honestly it's kinda sick
e_bloc: but this is your second draft
e_bloc: @Mindfire13 some of my lands are still on fire
thraximore:
zombub: Clap
e_bloc:
MrSarkhan:
powerflapjack: +2
Mr_Bitterness: "A splash of red... from me to you."
henezz_: what a wonderful rare
AtrusOfMyst: Wow it's like he hasn't been dead for 50 years
graffd02: Aw man, gonna get struck on YouTube for copyright when this gets posted.
e_bloc: !card sizzling soloist
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Tai114: "Wasn't this guy like.. big?" Yeah his muscles are huge
Mindfire13: Koth of the Hammer (KotH for short)
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e_bloc: oh right, Shivan Gorge. the red part of the gaea's cradle cycle
FinestOtter: My friends call me Koth, short for Koth of the Hammer
BrowneePointz: Call that deck Akira Sligh
AllTheWeasels: you gotta warn me before you put a brotherhood's end on camera, gonna give me a heart attack
Dog_of_Myth: Love that one in my Highlander deck
Mindfire13: Adam would be horrible to play against if he wasn't one of the nicest people on the internet
Aceviru: The best lands
LowUpsideCJ: love those gearhulks though
DarthRagnar815: "Which looks better - deck 1 or deck 2?" - My optometrist
BrowneePointz: woah woah woah. it gave us Captain Howler
powerflapjack: Aetherdrift was a set of all time
BrowneePointz: and the Whale SHark Pirate
admiral_sky_: draft was fun at least
e_bloc: I would describe it as stinky
powerflapjack: it also gave us Ketramose, the Justin Herbert of mythic rares
BrowneePointz: love me some Aetherdrift. at least it wasn't OTJ
LowUpsideCJ: @powerflapjack what's the mtg equivalent of his o line?
Tai114: Aetherdrift fans love Spider-Man since it means people mention it as the worst set of the year instead
powerflapjack: @LowUpsideCJ jumping through the hoops to make him attack or block in a standard game
Mr_Bitterness: Goons. Hired goons
Tai114: Who is Homer?
graffd02: Dr Claw?
Tai114: I am Guy Incognito
Aceviru: Do it
Diabore: is that creature type hailgoat
seanmrwick: oh goodie I didn't miss the draft
lamina5432: theres a few words that we need to reclaim, I can't think of any right now but I know they exist
Tai114: Anax der sheissemeister
e_bloc: was that the set before Odyssey
AtrusOfMyst: Love Annax's Hard body bois
dsil88: hey yall, I'm late. Is this a mono red cube?
e_bloc: well wheeler you're the only odd I see
powerflapjack: @dsil88 sure is
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dsil88: @powerflapjack thats fuuuun
Mr_Horrible: oh man, a flare!
Tai114: Love me a Kiln Fiend
e_bloc: funny i just found my Nissa, Macht des Lebens
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MrSarkhan: Thundermaw Hellkite! One of my favorite cards of all time.
rosesmcgee: And then hit em with the "nah, I don't want this card anymore" and hand it back
e_bloc: mindcrank is a big game
powerflapjack: adam doing the Lord's Work
e_bloc: you have to admit, Adam has goals
nameymcgee: Such a lonesome break
Bionull: Sparkwelder does seem rough in all red
shendaras:
dsil88: @e_bloc which nissa is that?
e_bloc: @dsil88 5 mana kaladehs. something of worlds?
powerflapjack: vital force is kaladesh iirc
e_bloc: nope, vital force sorry
rosesmcgee: adam wants to play vanilla 3/4's or the most deranged no win-con crap you ever heard of
e_bloc: correct, thank you
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BrowneePointz: Jumpin' Jazz Cats it's a gas gas gaaaaas
Mr_Bitterness: Sword of the Chosen
ghizmou: selena dark angel
e_bloc: stronghold original
HadesLeprechaun: Equipment before equipment!
dsil88: oldie but a goodie
e_bloc: 4 mana phoenix dominaria?
dsil88: roasted chicken?
Aceviru: I could go for some roasted chicken
dsil88: goblin war drums?
Mr_Horrible:
clearly should've been Battalion Phoenix
Aceviru: Oh that's me and the boys
e_bloc: 7th ed?
Mr_Bitterness: Yeah Goblin War Drums I don't recognize the art for
HadesLeprechaun: Oh no
Mr_Horrible: hey wait a minute
Dog_of_Myth: oh yes
powerflapjack: lmao
laikagoat:
e_bloc: lol
Its_Eros: The one with delusionary?
lamina5432: neat sticker sheet
BandsWithLegends: "card"
dsil88: lol a sticker sheet??
e_bloc: hat sticker card
DarthRagnar815:
Sibwow: jesus christ
Mr_Bitterness: lol sticker
Sibwow: thats wils
dsil88: no one knows all those
Sibwow: wild
powerflapjack: the jace plushie is making the same face the chat is
FinestOtter: Eldrazi something something?
e_bloc: the mechanic that can claim at least it's not companion
tahoebyker: Oh, Carnival Elephant Meteor, how silly of me to forget that one
protojman: hurloon minotaur
DarthRagnar815: Double power card?
darkranger0007: unleash power
dsil88: red punch spell?
HadesLeprechaun: Double strike or double power, yeah
e_bloc: the 1R instant right
powerflapjack: Punch (but more so)
Mr_Bitterness: Another Target Minotaur getting owned
powerflapjack: clockwork hydra
dsil88: clcokwork hydra
Dog_of_Myth: Clockwork hydra
HadesLeprechaun: Clockwork hydra!
dsil88:
dang beat me 
CCpyro_: its FLEEM
Its_Eros: Mine is in german, I didn't know what the english name it
powerflapjack: MH4 bring back clockwork as something truly unhinged
e_bloc: look I don't know who though premodern was a good idea, but making a bunch of old cards expensive is doing the lord's work
Aceviru: Tanglela from the top view
Mr_Horrible: most recent Clockwork iirc
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dsil88: oh jeez they start adding Universe within cards... they did do a sticker so nothings off the table
Mr_Horrible: collateral damage
dsil88: collateral damage
Mr_Bitterness: Fireshreaker?
e_bloc: lightning bolt but ba
rogerivany: Fireshrieker would be my guess.
Mr_Bitterness: Oh noope
e_bloc: *bad
DarthRagnar815: R Instant Sac a creature do 3 damage/
meddlingmage_: that does look like collateral
powerflapjack: fling
Mr_Horrible: "We gave a goblin fireworks. You won't believe what happened next."
meddlingmage_: lets freaking go
dsil88: kpop demon hunters
powerflapjack: sen triplets (but in their kpop era)
lamina5432: is it and FF card?
Diabore: nope
LeonisCo: avatar archers
barbmitzvah: yuyan archers
meddlingmage_: yuyan archers!?
Diabore: some avatar commander card
meddlingmage_: man what the heck
meddlingmage_: legally distinct yuyan archers
barbmitzvah: @meddlingmage_ Ikr?
powerflapjack: me at the end of a long day
lamina5432: 4/2 myriad and trmple?
meddlingmage_: yuyan archers 2: the obligatory sequel!
dsil88: hmmmm idk that one
altis39: The fire nation archers were relevant for like...a small part of the Blue Spirit episode?
Its_Eros: tiamat's fanatics
CastleOtranto: Oh I loved that game for the Nintendo
lamina5432: haste not trample whoops
Its_Eros: couldn't remember if it was "fanatics of" or the other way
HadesLeprechaun: @lamina5432 Circling it, lol
Mr_Horrible: "Tiamat Stans"
altis39: @Its_Eros Only matters when i'm trying to type it into moxfield and can't frigin find it
dsil88: dragonface, dragonclaw, and ted
meddlingmage_: the fanatics in questionL
Mr_Bitterness: Goreclaw, Firefang, and Steve
Mr_Horrible: @dsil88 man, I loved Dragonclaw & Ted's Excellent Adventure
dsil88: haha eggcelent
NotCainNorAbel: Cori wins
Mr_Horrible:
what flavor of mountain can we interest you in today? 
e_bloc: John Carpenter's 20 goblins and a skullclamp
dsil88: I think mono red wins
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thraximore: oops, wheeler gained a life by accident
LRRbot: Burning of Xinye [4RR] | Sorcery | You destroy four lands you control, then target opponent destroys four lands they control. Then Burning of Xinye deals 4 damage to each creature.
BandsWithLegends: chrome mox also nonland
Its_Eros: nonlands too. No dryad arbors, no esper sentinels
Mr_Horrible: Wildfire But Expensive
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.
superdude097: Wheeler gained a life by accident
Mr_Horrible: Wheel
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. This land deals 2 damage to you.
Mr_Horrible: do it
LRRbot: Avalanche Riders [3R] | Creature — Human Nomad [2/2] | Haste / Echo {3}{R} / When this creature enters, destroy target land.
YeetTheRich_: lmao
Mr_Horrible: brutal
Tai114: holy
letsbelgo: hell yeah
dsil88: get wrecked james
Mr_Horrible: I thought he was your friend, Adam
powerflapjack: sent to the underworld
e_bloc: so Adam won game 1
HadesLeprechaun: hateful
Mr_Bitterness: Could have swung too!
Its_Eros: @Mr_Bitterness too excited to bully james
powerflapjack: it's the james cube because we attack james first
Bionull: Not hitting James for 3 is a real miss
e_bloc: the secret archenemy game
LRRbot: Ruby Medallion [2] | Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Mr_Horrible: Avalance Riders got their summoning shots
Mr_Bitterness: @Its_Eros I get it, blowing up somoene's last land is an amazing feeling
Mr_Horrible: so mercenary
dsil88: Ruby seems like a first pickable card in mono-red cube
e_bloc: darwin kastle invitational card
LowUpsideCJ: haste is when you don't get tummy trubs
thraximore:
LRRbot: Pillage [1RR] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.
Diabore: ADAM
powerflapjack: DAMN
circusofkirkus: lmao
YeetTheRich_: HA
Mr_Horrible: this is so fucked up
Its_Eros: wtf adam!
BusTed:
superdude097:
durketh:
BrowneePointz: Sucks don't it
adept_nekomancer:
dsil88: lol
shendaras:
lamina5432: physcological warfare
Its_Eros: the medallion? No, another land for the bit
powerflapjack:
e_bloc: love the Adam heel turn
LRRbot: Magda, the Hoardmaster [1R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.
HadesLeprechaun: flashbacks to some FNPF where Graham drafter a mono land destruction deck
LRRbot: Scorching Shot [RR] | Sorcery | Scorching Shot deals 5 damage to target creature.
HadesLeprechaun: *drafted
Mr_Horrible: I need someone at this table to play magnivore at least once tonight
Its_Eros: I missed the draft. Is Jokulhaups in here? I think I know where it might be if so.
dsil88: @HadesLeprechaun was that the same draft where Grahm sent surge to the shaow realm with Balance?
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
YeetTheRich_: fuck dude
Aceviru: Haha
powerflapjack: art
Mr_Horrible: this is how you kill a man
Mr_Horrible: utterly
lamina5432:
Its_Eros: The plan is coming together. Not Jame's though
YeetTheRich_: so this is why it's called james cube huh
FeelingDreepy:
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Territan: Could they have meant a different Adam?
powerflapjack: that classic Beej line "can you imagine if Serge was an asshole?"
lirazel64: Low bar, "nicest people on the Internet. "
TherapyforNarwhals: The james curse is coming in handy
e_bloc: I think at this point its criminal
Aceviru: He's keeping you safe
Mr_Bitterness: I'm glad Adam's having fun
seanmrwick: @powerflapjack hahahaha
LRRbot: Hammer of Bogardan [1RR] | Sorcery | Hammer of Bogardan deals 3 damage to any target. / {2}{R}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.
HadesLeprechaun: @dsil88 I don't remember specifics, I think it was a chaos draft and he just happened to end up with like 4 or 5 land destruction spells, lol
meddlingmage_: oh. this cube is peak.
UnknownFriday: I mean, this is James we're talking about. Him drawing lands shouldn't be surprising.
Alex_Frostfire: This cube seems secretly miserable.
Mr_Horrible:
weird, I'm seeing on the schedule that Let's Nope is cancelled forever and also Gamehaus is back and it's 48 hours long every weekend
e_bloc: I mean Adam is going to make two players lose: James and then himself
Bionull: The easiest way to defeat Wheeler is to give him a line that's funny.
Mr_Horrible: next turn he drops portcullis
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
Aceviru: Pfft
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible be still my beating heart
Mr_Horrible: bridge + maze is so funny
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
Territan: I love those! They cook up into the fluffiest pancakeskulls!
LRRbot: Flametongue Kavu [3R] | Creature — Kavu [4/2] | When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.
Mr_Horrible: my beloved
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Mr_Horrible: my favorite fucked-up dog
powerflapjack: you ever FTK someone's dryad arbor?
Mr_Bitterness: F T K
Tai114: *pushed up glasses* errrm invalid target?
HadesLeprechaun: Adam drafted mono destroy-your-everything I guess
Mr_Horrible: James has 3 mana, practically a dragon's horde
LRRbot: Squee, Dubious Monarch [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Squee attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking. / You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.
meddlingmage_: nasty! very cool.
powerflapjack: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
couchboyj:
Mr_Horrible: Squee: "Suddenly I don't feel like it anymore"
30teracyte: free blocker!
Tai114: Are we sure this wasn't the Adam cube
adept_nekomancer: Somehow Adam is playing blue in monored.
Mr_Bitterness: Adam has one goal: mess with James
LowUpsideCJ: mono red oubliette
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
powerflapjack: Adam just cashing in his decades of friendship with James
HadesLeprechaun: Adam is going to lose this game and have the most fun doing it
e_bloc: "cool I get to play magic" - James "nope" - Adam
LRRbot: Soul-Scar Mage [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Prowess / If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a creature an opponent controls, put that many −1/−1 counters on that creature instead.
powerflapjack: i don't trust you adam
Bionull: A withering play
powerflapjack: @Bionull a blightning bolt
meddlingmage_: withering heights
ancienthangover: winning is for losers
LRRbot: Cunning Sparkmage [2R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/1] | Haste / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Mr_Horrible: Play like a stage hazard, you'll never have a dull game
Tai114: Ancient Tomb, Maze of Ith, Rishadan Port, not playing to win
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e_bloc: having the most fun is winning
BrowneePointz: the best way to play Commander is assemble the goofiest Rube Goldberg contraption of cards you can while Power House plays on loop
e_bloc: pedantic reminder 0 power creatures can attack
plaidanddrpepper: Sparkmage can attack!
e_bloc: like the cunning sparkmage
Alex_Frostfire: The best way to play Commander is accidentally decking yourself because you put in too much card draw and no actual win condition.
MilkInBags: hey james where is the copy of lords of waterdeep? asking for a friend thank you!
LRRbot: Breya's Apprentice [2R] | Artifact Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose one — / • Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / • Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
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IanAllenBird: hm
e_bloc:
I think pillage is in the cube, that would destroy it 
ElektroTal: i'm not sure where we go from here
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
MilkInBags: is batterskull red?
HadesLeprechaun: surely Abrade is in this cube
LRRbot: Den of the Bugbear | Land | If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking." It's still a land.
LRRbot: Shrapnel Blast [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Shrapnel Blast deals 5 damage to any target.
adept_nekomancer: The Bugbear of Wisdom
e_bloc: no one who remembers these games, but we all remember who tried to ruin James' life
e_bloc: *who wins these games
itsr67: readytoROCK
itsr67: readytoBURST
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MilkInBags: this is the yasuo ahri cube
meddlingmage_: when the shrapnel is gold
LRRbot: Thunderbreak Regent [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a Dragon you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, this creature deals 3 damage to that player.
sporkraptor: like five minutes maybe
LowUpsideCJ: you could all hear jar jar
e_bloc: can I pick?
Mr_Horrible: I would tap out after encountering 2 people's deviantart search history unwillingly
LRRbot: Cunning Sparkmage [2R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/1] | Haste / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
cheshire_creeper: can you hear chat's mind?
n3ther: Adam's inner jarjar
spurius: just find someone that does not have inner monologue and be around them
NotCainNorAbel: Can you think of going to a sporting event?
Diabore: oh wheeler doesnt know
Mr_Horrible:
nobody needs the power around Adam, he just divulges it
MilkInBags: are you possessed
Mr_Horrible: and we'll never get it, as we shouldn't
LRRbot: Gleeful Demolition [R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. If you controlled that artifact, create three 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens.
e_bloc: some people don't have inner monologues, many people do. and then there's Adam
avjamethyst: wait, what's your inner monologue?
Mr_Horrible: Cori "Game Objects" Dickinson
LRRbot: Winter Orb [2] | Artifact | As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
YeetTheRich_: pfff
MilkInBags: orbe de l'hiver!
letsbelgo: wooooooo
LoadingReadyRun:
you can read minds, but the thoughts you hear are always in JarJar's voice
MegaDosX: This is Adam from that Friday Nights episode
Mr_Horrible:
that's my fucking GOAT 
LowUpsideCJ: funniest mono red i ever saw
n3ther: Adam loves planting a target on his head
n3ther:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Then why aren't you letting people play it?
DrLigmaPhD: Winter Orb was in my Radha deck.
meddlingmage_: mono reddish-brown
LRRbot: Unlicensed Hearse [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [*/*] | {T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. / Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. / Crew 2
Alex_Frostfire: Adam woke up today and chose violence.
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
Bionull: This seems pretty good for infinite treasures Cori
Mr_Horrible: that moxite looks like a kitkat
fcloud: variegated red cube
Mr_Horrible: like one of the Big Kats
LRRbot: Ghitu Encampment | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}: This land becomes a 2/1 red Warrior creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land.
Its_Eros: Love me a Ghitu encampment
LRRbot: Sphere of Resistance [2] | Artifact | Spells cost {1} more to cast.
fcloud: all of the colors are red, but they swirl and change as you peer into them
Mr_Horrible: it's so beautiful
MilkInBags: the fuck is this deck adam
drcthulu: he's playing stax
GreatSacrificer: just casual stax
HadesLeprechaun: Adam playing stax removal
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
MilkInBags: adam clear your schedule to go repent yourself tomorrow
e_bloc: <message deleted>winter orb, sphere, please god let trinisphere be next
Its_Eros: Did adam tap the maze for mana?
MilkInBags: no
BrowneePointz: EoE. what a banger dang set
Its_Eros: Oh I thought it was tapped jsut now
MilkInBags: James, please, fun isn't allowed
e_bloc: <message deleted>one drop is all it takes
Bionull: Can we get Adam to 2 so he can untap just his tomb and finish it?
Its_Eros: That was just me not seeing what is in front of me
ElektroTal: damn, adam really drafted the most hateful stax build eh?
MilkInBags: adam showcases his love for magic
e_bloc: <message deleted>magic is many things to many people
LRRbot: Slickshot Show-Off [1R] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / Plot {1}{R}
e_bloc: <message deleted>I truly believe Adam has drafted god's perfect deck
LowUpsideCJ: t for tapped treasure
LRRbot: Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass (front: Shatterskull Smashing) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
MilkInBags: p7
e_bloc: <message deleted>you can't
MegaDosX: Can't pay life you don't have
DrLigmaPhD: Wait
Mustang_Redcloak: I mean whoever finishes Adam is at a disadvantage, they are the last to get a full untap
NotCainNorAbel:
Its_Eros: It's paying life
barbmitzvah: Yeah that's illegal
e_bloc: <message deleted>whatever just tap the tomb
MilkInBags: adam you can't forfeit!!!!!!!
DoctorHutch: get em
MilkInBags: chat says it!!!!!!!!
e_bloc: <message deleted>thank you I deserve it
barbmitzvah: ancient tomb is fine sure
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Always go out on your own terms
Sibwow: ok give adam a game loss for that
Its_Eros: Look, we knew the one was right. I've talismaned myself to death my fair shares of times
e_bloc: <message deleted>I was told Adam did not have whimsy
drcthulu: Yeah Adam was playing the fun police
rosesmcgee: This was only going to end one way for him, chat
Dog_of_Myth: 07
DoctorHutch: o7
millenomi_Aura: HEYO
Dog_of_Myth: o7
MilkInBags:
MrSarkhan: o7
YeetTheRich_: o7
Leinad65: o7
circusofkirkus: didn't even need the wheel
adept_nekomancer: o7
drcthulu: o7
fcloud: james and cori are playing against their opponents, adam is playing against ennui, and wheeler is playing against chat
Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
SalamiSuperstar: o7
cjtree: o7 gottem'
Tai114: o7
MilkInBags: p7
MegaDosX: o7
emilevitt:
MrSarkhan: Adam your deck was amazing.
LowUpsideCJ: lightning bolted
ContingentCat: o7
MilkInBags: adam you're free!!! run!!
LRRbot: Battle Cry Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | {1}{R}: Goblins you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. / Pack tactics — Whenever this creature attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
HedgehogKnight: Adam knows how to send chat to the shadow zone
LRRbot: Rundvelt Hordemaster [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Other Goblins you control get +1/+1. / Whenever this creature or another Goblin you control dies, exile the top card of your library. If it's a Goblin creature card, you may cast that card until the end of your next turn.
Alex_Frostfire: It struggled with the fact there were four players at the table.
MegaDosX: Goblins go brr
DrLigmaPhD: Call me Annie Oakley, my husband actually respected my skill
HadesLeprechaun: If James wins this after the crimes he endured early game, that would be incredible
circusofkirkus: you get 2 goblin tokens right?
laikagoat: yurp
MegaDosX: Battle Cry Goblin is great
MegaDosX: You would get another goblin token yeah
MilkInBags: Hey James you get another goblin token. No problem!
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: put a fahkin' lahvah dart out on yer jacket der bud
MegaDosX: Rundvelt also triggers when it dies
Tai114: LRRfolk do like to refer to James as a "mid boss"
raulghoulia: James is Laharl?
LoadingReadyRun:
considering James wasn't able to start until turn 4, he's doing pretty well
LRRbot: Slickshot Show-Off [1R] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / Plot {1}{R}
BandsWithLegends: soulscar has prowess
MilkInBags: adam was the ketheric thorm of this table
zombub: The cannon fodder enemy dreams of being the mid-boss
LRRbot: Firestorm [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. / Firestorm deals X damage to each of X targets.
LRRbot: Thunderbreak Regent [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a Dragon you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, this creature deals 3 damage to that player.
MilkInBags: yeah we miss fair magic like winter orb
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
Its_Eros: Firestorm to try to shut down a Nadu board was probably the most regret I've seen someone have walking into on board tricks
definenull: thats rough
MilkInBags: james win by default!
MilkInBags: chat says you can't play the mountain
zombub: But did Laelia get the extra counter from the Lava Dart
booooshy: wait, this isn't netrunner
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ElektroTal: i support this
Nickiatori: math is for blockers
Tai114: Everyone felt so bad for James that they let him win
HadesLeprechaun: speaking of podcasts, I want Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic on youtube so badly, I don't use any normal podcast sites
dsil88: bring back the FF victory fanfare!!
WokenClick: I'm here for adam's beastie boys because that immediately started up in my head too
definenull: hababa dababa
Mr_Horrible: "That land good?" "Bah"
BTownMC: bugarian
adept_nekomancer: Den of the Bugbearian
MilkInBags: the sask came out in force
fcloud: i heard "bugbear"
dsil88: bar bar
MilkInBags: was that a jar jar moment
BusTed: I think that's the elephant
freshmaker__: I said boobear..ian ring
fcloud: daisuki hanbaga
BrowneePointz: I woeued layk to buyah...a cubble damburger
sporkraptor: dammit now I want a hamburger XD
ElektroTal: @HadesLeprechaun we're working on it! slowly!
BrowneePointz: the hamburger scene from the Steve Martin Pink Panther still makes me cry laugh
LoadingReadyRun: Clearly Bugbearian Ring needs to be an Un card
MilkInBags: justice
BrowneePointz: Paul we can't talk about Bugbearian Rings on Twitch. Against ToS
MilkInBags: as we say in french, merci beaubear
definenull: ah so here's where the gas leak starts
Mr_Horrible: "I will create a board state that is so toxic..."
meddlingmage_: fumigation episode callback
Mr_Horrible: I watched the movie like 4 times in latchkey
dumbo3k: I prefered Barbapapa
e_bloc: well he was royalty
freshmaker__: is the actual elephant babar french?
wolfiezz43: I didn't know what babar even was until I googled it because Sawyer called Hurley "barbar" in an episode of lost lol
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ah
MilkInBags: countries don't give out passports to animals
LowUpsideCJ: that better not be what you're pointing at that you want
DoctorHutch: didn't bruno mars write a song about that
Mr_Horrible: teaching my toddler about the State's capacity for systematized injustice
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
MrSarkhan: always seems to be a gas leak in the office on Fridays.
DoctorHutch: had a catchy chorus
LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.
LowUpsideCJ: babies in cute hats
Mr_Horrible: skullclamp children (of korlis)
Nickiatori: The Mountain Go's is my brand now MTG themed Mountain Goats parody band
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Krenko's Command [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
meddlingmage_: grenkos grommand
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap this artifact.
definenull: adam wants to draw 4 cards next turn
e_bloc: between last game and clamp/command, Adam has drafted two amazing decks
MilkInBags: paul will work for once
johnnylongtorso: Paul types in the card information and draws the art
adept_nekomancer: I'm pretty sure Paul is not a velociraptor
Mr_Horrible: Krenko's Command. 1R. Sorcery. Choose 2: - create a 1/1 red goblin creature token. - create a 1/1 red goblin creature token. - create a 1/1 red goblin creature token. - create a 1/1 red goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token. / {3}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
n3ther: erm actually
n3ther: it was neither of those times
freshmaker__: it weas the blurst of times?! you stupid monkey
meddlingmage_: are wheeler's mountains from beta? they look so sick
Fancy_frenchman: Adam vs. Paul typing competiton when?
letsbelgo: loooll
Nickiatori: in 2020 it was unprecidented times
Dog_of_Myth:
n3ther:
that stop
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LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
MilkInBags: i wish they updated the magic rules to instead of triggers, they're called 'the fuck you think you're doing?'
Nickiatori: Hello raiders!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
DumbDudeOnTTV: Hello
meddlingmage_: mons' goblin raiders
IamActuallyLvL1: i saw agrim monolith on the stack so i figured it was close enough
cjtree: Weftstalker Tremors
BTownMC: onery goblin
Its_Eros: They're here!
IamActuallyLvL1: have fun everyone
MilkInBags: magic as hasbro intended
LRRbot: Castle Embereth | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
e_bloc: and 2 drafts
meddlingmage_: mono-red pick-2 20-life 4-player free-for-all is kinda peak actually
Nickiatori: du squeeeeeee
MilkInBags: good thing germans are asleep
Mr_Horrible: when I get my scheidel krammed and draw 2 cards
MegaDosX: Is Adam trying to conjure something?
BTownMC: ba bear needs to be a phrase to cast a spell
LowUpsideCJ: nailed the numbers part
MilkInBags:
@Mr_Horrible
LRRbot: Searslicer Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
MilkInBags: clamp your babear
Datnade012: is there a deck list available?
Juliamon: !deck
Mr_Horrible: that's some quality Wayne art
LRRbot: Chandra, Hope's Beacon [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn. / [+2]: Add two mana in any combination of colors. / [+1]: Exile the top five cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among those exiled cards. / [−X]: Chandra deals X damage to each of up to two targets.
Tai114: Imagine the Scalding Clamp
KickAssKanuck: I think Adam explained it pretty well yep.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
MilkInBags: does any viewer deserve it?
Datnade012: @Juliamon Thank you!
Tai114: Fetchland that can draw you two cards
e_bloc: searslicer goblin and skullclamp is so gross
Mr_Horrible: Chandra, <conspicuous cough> Beacon
fcloud: this is a skullenklamper, it klampers skullens
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
UnknownFriday: As a person who has all 21 Chandras in a Commander deck, yes, there's several bad Chandras.
LRRbot: Squee, Goblin Nabob [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
MilkInBags: good boy!!!
Mr_Horrible: I'm so proud of you
cjtree: Adam you're a good boy, proud of you
BrowneePointz: final fortune turn 2. punch someone. walk off set
Sogheim: Adam is the bestest boy
NotCainNorAbel: Adam, you are a very good boy
MrSarkhan: I'm so proud of you Adam.
SalamiSuperstar: So responsible
letsbelgo: The sheer willpower in this man
e_bloc: I am legitimately impressed by your level of restraint
drcthulu: Adam you get all the good boy points
LRRbot: Hazoret the Fervent [3R] | Legendary Creature — God [5/4] | Indestructible, haste / Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. / {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Tai114: Adam you SQUANDERED your chance
BrowneePointz: THE pervert!?
Lysander_salamander: I don't even know what that is
e_bloc: first leg day, now this. Adam's so responsible
detectiveYarmas: shuffle
meddlingmage_: the WHAT
Mr_Horrible: Hazoret into those age-gap shipps
definenull: oh no hazoret and squee is kinda cracked
n3ther: VEINY??
n3ther: eww
MilkInBags: she's got the dog in her
LRRbot: Goblin Chieftain [1RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.
Nickiatori: Hazoret the pervert jokes got banned on the MTG subreddit when that set came out
dsil88: Gideon Feet: good band name
fcloud: hazoret the pervert. how do i describe her degeneracy? two words: indestructuble and haste
Mr_Horrible: it's his cube, after all
Sogheim: pile shuffling is not real shuffling
MilkInBags: it's not manaweaving it's distributing luck
Uniclonus: Did Wheeler shuffle after the fetch?
BrowneePointz: I'm a BIG Invocation defender but Hazoret the Pervert will never not be funny
freshmaker__: if everyone mana weaves then no one does
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's slick
MilkInBags: did you get a 10 minute timeout after the fetch
fcloud: idk what "manaweaving" is, it sounds like a pyramid scheme that commanders try to get you to sign up for
LowUpsideCJ: did he even shuffle after telling me to pick a card, any card
MilkInBags:
@LowUpsideCJ
Nickiatori: when i was a scout leader explaining to a group of 11-13 year olds that mana weaving was against the rules was fun to try and explain
Mr_Horrible: @fcloud something something Burning-Tree Madoff
LRRbot: Goblin King [1RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Other Goblins get +1/+1 and have mountainwalk.
MilkInBags: heehee hoohoo
MegaDosX: Love a good symmetrical anthem
Mr_Horrible: Adam is such a magnanimous player
MegaDosX: Also can't clamp your goblins quite so easily now
Mr_Horrible: "Tous les gobelins"
fcloud: teamwork makes the stream work
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
Mr_Horrible: gonna be saying that out loud for a while
Tai114: @fcloud It's when you pile shuffle with your lands separated from your nonlands before shuffling, "weaving" them through your deck so you can cheat
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
Bionull: This dream is James' nightmare
e_bloc: goblin king is kinda absurd
MilkInBags: you can forfeit at any time to have the same feeling as your previous deck
Mr_Horrible: turn 2 avalanche riders is the kind of thing dreams are made of, yes
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e_bloc: the first four turns of that deck might have been the most entertaining of all time for FNPF
Mr_Horrible: that would break a lesser man's spirit
MilkInBags: to be fair, land destruction in multiplayer sucks
LowUpsideCJ: they say red deck wins
Mr_Horrible: "How dare you remind me of that. Attack you."
LRRbot: Furystoke Giant [3RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/3] | When this creature enters, other creatures you control gain "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target" until end of turn. / Persist
fcloud: james is on mono-red nono, it's a french deck built around babar the barbarian
Mr_Horrible: who up stoking they fury
e_bloc: he's only like fourth in line to be king
LowUpsideCJ: extremely chafed giant
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle this card, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
HadesLeprechaun: classic Ralpj Horsley art
HadesLeprechaun: *Ralph
InfiniTokens: @HadesLeprechaun Ralpj was his given name.
sebberdoodle: <message deleted>whats between oranges legs
HadesLeprechaun: @InfiniTokens it was a silent J
fcloud:
is it possible to build an equally fun mono cube in any color? 
or does it work better with red
LRRbot: Thran Dynamo [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
e_bloc: someone has been feeding them after midnight
Diabore: @fcloud theyve done black before
meddlingmage_: EPIC prank
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Mr_Horrible: they were thinking "wait this is too good at +1/+1"
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e_bloc: I think the last change was +1/+1 to +1/-1
meddlingmage_: i think they added the -1 toughness at the end before shipping the set
meddlingmage_: our collective knowledge is strong
e_bloc: at that point I don't think there was any critical thought about the card
LowUpsideCJ: what is this a fancy dinner
drewm1022: The second fork is usedf for second breakfast.
Mr_Horrible:
BrowneePointz: A 2nd Fork has been Found in Kitchen
LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, this artifact deals 2 damage to any target.
e_bloc: wait which fork do you use to eat goblins
Mr_Horrible: LET'S GO GAMBLING
fcloud: @e_bloc the red one
e_bloc: 5 mountains
powerflapjack: RIP Kai Budde
HadesLeprechaun: "Mountain"
LRRbot: Legion Extruder [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
Mr_Horrible: I remember when they put that baby on a magus and everyone lost their minds
pctjoe:
LRRbot: Ramunap Ruins | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R}. / {2}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: This land deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Mr_Horrible: Ramunap Ruins (Standard)
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Mr_Horrible: the table has a pretty big capacity for chicanery
LRRbot: Helm of the Host [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary. That token gains haste. / Equip {5}
LoadingReadyRun:
the funny thing is that skull clamp was too powerful and the change to -1 toughness was supposed to balance it, when in most circumstances it actually ends up making it even better 
fcloud: what's he building in there?
MegaDosX: Is Crackle with Power in this Cube?
drewm1022: What the HELL is he building in there?
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters, this creature deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
e_bloc: hard cast decree of annihilation
drewm1022: There's poison under the sink, of course.
LowUpsideCJ: this is what happens when you don't attack james's mana
Mr_Horrible: when the dinosaur soyjaks at your new creature that you take 1 damage
LRRbot: Kher Keep | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{R}, {T}: Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.
HadesLeprechaun: @Mr_Horrible actual question, was it oppressive in Standard? I only play Commander and have a Hazezon deck, and most Deserts seem pretty mid, even in a deck they're supposed to go in
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LRRbot: Valakut Awakening [2R] (back: Valakut Stoneforge) | Instant | Put any number of cards from your hand on the bottom of your library, then draw that many cards plus one.
MilkInBags: is obliterate in the cube
Mr_Horrible: @HadesLeprechaun it wasn't really just it, it was more that there was an extremely streamlined RDW build provided by a lot of Amonkhet cards
Mustang_Redcloak: in before Adam just casts Godo
Mr_Horrible: it was just one piece of that, but it was largely uninteractable inevitability
Mr_Horrible: buh bear
MilkInBags: bah bear
HadesLeprechaun: @Mr_Horrible gooootcha
tryllebanjo: Dan, the Bugbear?
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dumbo3k: sorry, could you say that again? was that a barbarian ring?
meddlingmage_: barbaras rubarbarbar
fcloud: my buh buh wing !!
e_bloc: love to see how James wiggles out of this one
MilkInBags: wait can he do that????????????? judge???????
MrSarkhan: vibes immaculate
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
Mr_Horrible: Magneto voice:
LRRbot: Violent Eruption [1RRR] | Instant | Violent Eruption deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. / Madness {1}{R}{R}
MrSarkhan:
e_bloc: boblin ga knob?'
Mr_Horrible: Squee, goblin ya knob
WiJohn: He boblin' gay knob
millenomi_Aura: send a message! wait,
cjtree: Squee, den of the bobear ring
YeetTheRich_: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
MilkInBags:
Mustang_Redcloak:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: He got got!
Mr_Horrible: Cinema
drcthulu: Squee strikes again
rosesmcgee:
WiJohn: Adam wins!
shendaras:
powerflapjack: GET CURSED SCROLL
millenomi_Aura: cinema
LowUpsideCJ: ah gay bob's gambit
e_bloc: entertainment!
FeelingDreepy:
chaos5896: welcome to the highlight reel
LRRbot: Final Fortune [RR] | Instant | Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game.
LRRbot: Fork [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, except that the copy is red. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Cut Propulsion [2R] | Instant | Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.
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MilkInBags: YEAOW
Dog_of_Myth:
letsbelgo: give em the dice
Mr_Horrible: a regular Marshal Mathers over her
emilevitt:
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
e_bloc: the full name is motorcycle chandra enraged
LowUpsideCJ: Chandrakira
tryllebanjo:
The heck, did Andrew Dice Counter just pop into the stream or what? 
emilevitt:
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Love these nights. Long Live FNPF!
Mr_Horrible: Cinema
e_bloc: at this point I believe everyone has delirium
tryllebanjo:
rosesmcgee: Cori wins!
Dog_of_Myth:
cjtree: Cori is the real winner here
Nickiatori: Wheeler is still at 15
LowUpsideCJ: that feels like a win
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible: Alone on his throne, his final conquest denied
MegaDosX: Cori wins the moral victory
Mr_Horrible: good stuff
TheRealCaptainWacky:
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - a mess of a cube
MrSarkhan: I need to build this cube.
tryllebanjo:
We want more! 
We want more!
e_bloc: that was wildly entertaining
MilkInBags: vibing for the win
e_bloc:
1234
Nickiatori: I cant wait for Mono Black and Mono Green cube
lamina5432:
UnknownFriday: It's early yet, shuffle your decks together and go another round?
IanAllenBird: lmao
MilkInBags: why know what you promote?
MilkInBags: thanks to meeeee? no problem!
dumbo3k: We can donate our friends
Mattmitchell45: Look at these goofballs
LowUpsideCJ: i shared the big mid quiz a bunch
meddlingmage_: guards! share this vod
MilkInBags: exposure > money, got it
e_bloc: yeah if they play magic share this vod
meddlingmage_: omg awesome
YeetTheRich_: look at this guy getting his lands blown up
Dog_of_Myth: Boros Baby!
Mattmitchell45: "I'll call them now"
NonchalantAvenger: also give wheeler 5$ when u meet him
MilkInBags: rigged
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
IanAllenBird: kmjkmjki
letsbelgo: wow
barbmitzvah: lmao
MrSarkhan:
Dog_of_Myth:
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MilkInBags: wheeler must be stopped
n3ther: wheeler wins when it counts
MrSarkhan: he can't keep getting away with this
KWardJenx: Legend!
MilkInBags: huh
Sealtest: im so excited for ninja turtles
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UnknownFriday: But I am home.
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
YeetTheRich_: pie owner
chaos5896: Pi oner
MilkInBags: in french, pioner
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chaos5896: like one liner
couchboyj: Pee Owner
Juliamon: linguistically I'm reminded of Militsioner
MrSarkhan: Oh mystic vale. Love that game
Mattmitchell45: Love John D Claire
Dog_of_Myth:
multitasking23: BENNY WHEELS?
MilkInBags: cronos was that bad?
Juliamon: no but Ben will be in quarantine
MilkInBags: let nelson play yasuo?
multitasking23: wth i love the Big Wheels
e_bloc: I thought Ian had that fixed
avjamethyst: don't worry, I'm a professional
Nickiatori: I hope someone is bringing a Kalemne deck to the RW night
MilkInBags: huh uh jar jar broke containment
MilkInBags: a turtle thief, robert weasel
Sibwow: banger banger
lesbiandracula: bleh! i want to suck your t-
Dog_of_Myth:
MilkInBags: have a good evening and night
lamina5432: gnight
e_bloc: great stream everyone thanks!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Let's get matching carabiners, bleh!
IanAllenBird:
lesbiandracula:
KWardJenx: This was epic. Thank you!
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