Crossing the Streams | Jumping Jazz Cats

SaxPython: What's good pre-game chat?
KeytarCat: I'm straight buzzing
KeytarCat: (my brain is having a day)
  Juliamon: yeah... it's certainly been a Monday
 SymphonySolstice: "jumping jazz cats" sounds like something you'd say if you got taken by surprise in the 1940's
 JessieImproved: a Monday indeed
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: aftermarket beards
 JessieImproved: jumpin jazz cats it's a psp psp psp
ihlendrax: Freshly shaved!
KeytarCat: A trans woman you're dating to pretend to be straight while you check out men is an aftermarket beard?  I think I can make that joke
KeytarCat: but I'm not proud of it, per se
SaxPython: @JessieImproved This is awesome  
Earthenone: jumping jazz cats sound very spiderman, yes 
Earthenone: or batman
 JessieImproved: it does sound like something 60s Robin might have said
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Jumping Jazz Cats) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1m from now).
 KaleidoscopeMind: cat time!
 DaxStrife: Cat crime?
 TheAinMAP:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
 DeM0nFiRe: 
KeytarCat: 🚨
 KaleidoscopeMind: jazz time, i see
Lysander_salamander: hmm
 Mazrae: !next
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 LordZarano: !next
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WriterRaven flops into chat and falls asleep on the floor
 dumbo3k: @WriterRaven embracing the cat spirit, eh?
SaxPython: Twitch and I have been fighting.  I will watch your silly ads if you play them for me. Stop making me refresh
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WriterRaven: @dumbo3k I dunno what to call it, I've just felt dead tired all day.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok I have zero context for what this game might be but I'm here for it
DideRobot: LRR: Four cats are jazzed to jump together in the studio! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116043622890939210
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KeytarCat: @WriterRaven My family has a photo from my youth of my cat asleep on the loveseat, my brother asleep on the couch, and my dad asleep on the floor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat That photo sounds exquisite, also hey KeytarCat!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This song has big Pink Panther vibes to me
KeytarCat: Hi Fluff!  good to see you! I'mma head out soon for a movie night so I'm vodding this one
 KaleidoscopeMind loafs
kusinohki: meows
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm currently trying to prevent my cat from getting any of my hint of lime chips
 letfireraindown: what is with twith and pushing stream streaks
  Juliamon: engagement shit
KeytarCat: fomoooo
 dumbo3k: @letfireraindown probably a mistaken assumption about driving user engagement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @letfireraindown fomo, it sucks!
 hatboozeparty: 
kusinohki: enshittification I believe it is called...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Also correct
 TheAinMAP:   
 letfireraindown: good to hear im on common ground!
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Strebenherz: NYAH
Lysander_salamander: nya
 margieargie: :3
SaxPython: 
Redbassist: Nyan!
kusinohki: hell, I watch twitch on a fire tv and have to use an app(?) that's like 3 updates ago just so I can use a keyboard to chat
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello Nya!
 iris_of_ether:   
WriterRaven: nya!
 evil_h2o_elf: good joke, cori's head
Lysander_salamander: yay
 iris_of_ether:    
 e_bloc:   
 KaleidoscopeMind: if cori's the head, who is the left arm, right arm, left leg, and right leg?
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HappyMoldyCormorantBloodTrail-Sbw6T-zQlhCazx6j
 TheWriterAleph: and Cori will form the head!
 raulghoulia: dynatherms connected
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start
 betweenmyself: Cori’s the leader of the group, you know her well, they’re finally back to KICK SOME TAIL!
 e_bloc: as long as its not wildly racist
JadedCynic: #BlameJames
 TheAinMAP: Last week was LEGO.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bigger issue is it not being center
 korvys: That's Gru's house from Dispicable Me
 PharaohBender27: 
DoodlestheGreat: Okay so far.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAinMAP Yes but why does Lego frame top left mean "center" now
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 BrowneePointz: I'm alright now, in fact it's a Gas, yes I'm alllright Jumpin' Jazz Cats it's a Gas Gas Gas
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 TheAinMAP: @Thefluffiestguineapig That I can't explain.
 TehAmelie: how are jazz cats different from all cats? let's find out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAinMAP That was the question Cori was asking
loufghyslaufey: @korvys "Did you meme".... : "Despacito Mi"?   
kusinohki: ska cats have more trumpets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh we split screen?
Mai_Andra: What's in the box?
 e_bloc: I'm whichever screen is winning
 Strebenherz: so mario party but cats vibes.  i can dig this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This sure looks like a garden not a library
 Drasvin: Hello internet people
 HadesLeprechaun: Just hopped in, so this is aaaa....racing...music game, of some sort?
 e_bloc: I like to think the cats name the room, and its not that they don't know what rooms are, they just don't care what they're called
 Strebenherz: @HadesLeprechaun mario party but cats is my vibe guess
 betweenmyself: this is a surprisingly long mini game 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this Rhythm Cafe vs others?
 ani_laurel: this seems very busy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
Lysander_salamander: this ui is kind of chaotic
loufghyslaufey: Huh. No wonder it couldn't make the cut for Rhythm Cafe(...?) ¿Consisting max multi-player output?
UtilityPunk: What a spectacular-looking game 
 e_bloc: both catnip and catnips are acceptable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a way to do tutorials?
 WiJohn: Everyone played hard, gave 110% percent
adept_nekomancer: Game has a dedicated purr button?  Excellent game.
Lysander_salamander: meow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So  are there two different events going on at once?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This event "toy rat" and the "song event"
 TehAmelie: whaa you can be a cat riding a roomba? GOTY
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I am... perplexed by this game
 HadesLeprechaun: there sure seems to be...things happening
UtilityPunk: You can tell this game is fictional because the cats are helping clean the house
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @UtilityPunk Oh no, they break the robovac to ride it
 TehAmelie: our cats were pretty good at catching dust bunnies
KeytarCat: Really seems like they added mods before we understood the game mode
 CaptainSpam: Holding the mouse makes points go up, I think?
 CaptainSpam: And you can only hold it for so long?
UtilityPunk: @TehAmelie 
loufghyslaufey: @KeytarCat Wait, how? They've all said they've never touched it
 spo8n: roomba can go down stairs if the drop sensors get dirty enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, so I think the mode is the actual way to score points and the "song" is whatever nonsense modifier you can have that just makes everything harder
KeytarCat: Mod is dog, game is cat trees
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 CaptainSpam: Oh no, more bees.  We had issues with bees in the Punch-A-Chunk earlier today...
 TheAinMAP: 
adept_nekomancer: Cats -- nature's perfect pollenators
SaxPython: Flight of the BumbleCat  
 e_bloc: most cats do not like being held
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DaintyFuriousPotatoBrokeBack-zFmIvL6FNBqUpm-j
 pleonasticTautology: kitties
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats are bad at trampoline I guess?
 TehAmelie: bees! again?!
SaxPython: Remix!
 HadesLeprechaun: this game audibly sounds like anxiety, the music is like tense jazz, and just bees buzzing and dogs barking
KeytarCat: Cops & Robbers
 CaptainSpam: This is a very busy game.
KeytarCat: halfway
UtilityPunk: Ain't no party like a jazz party
SaxPython: omg the UI
 HadesLeprechaun: wait, was THAT the tutorial??
SaxPython: !clip
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KeytarCat: there was no tutorial, there's a How to Play in the main menu, before the multiplayer selection
 TehAmelie: a cat with a hat? what will they think of next
 HadesLeprechaun: I might be being harsh to a game I haven't seen much of yet, but it feels like this game could maybe have used some more QA testers and a few polish passes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Yeah, they absolutely need a tutorial mode and a "play without modifiers" mode
SaxPython:   
 Strebenherz: JAIL FOR CORI
 TheAinMAP: 
 CaptainSpam: The fact that the music staff status indicator is so FREAKING HUGE and follows each player in their own split-screen is a bit much, I feel.
KeytarCat: Each round has a goal and a modifier
 Strebenherz: yeah like it's.. VERY busy visually and audibly
adept_nekomancer: The chaos seems to be a feature.
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 Strebenherz: not saying those are bad or it has to be like a certain way but like there is a lot
Lysander_salamander: is that a cucumber?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz But when no one in chat could figure out what was going on for a solid 2-3 rounds that is a feat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Normally SOMEONE can discern what is going on fairly quickly but we were all lost for a long ass time
Lysander_salamander: what does that cucumber do?
 HadesLeprechaun: scares cats, historically
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who knows in this game
 Kentosaurus: I'm just tuning in. Is the movement on rails?
 HadesLeprechaun: having the Ring Get make such a loud sound effect for every players was also A Choice
 CaptainSpam: There's both too much audio and too little; what's there doesn't seem to correspond to gameplay satisfyingly.
KeytarCat: It's like they made a game for online multiplayer and tacked on local as an afterthought
KeytarCat: if you only had one player per screen this seems like it might be fine!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also having the score things be so large for the lower players and the timer be so large for the upper player was also a big choice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat But the sound balance might still not be good then
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SaxPython: this is too much for me.  I'm going to check out.  Consider having 2 players drop and playing 1 v 1.  Or 1 player drop for 1 v 1 v 1.  Have fun. 
 CaptainSpam: And then during the events, the theatre overlay comes in on top of everything else...
 Sheikun07: Why do carrots help CATS see in the dark?  Why do cats need help with that in the first place?!
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 CaptainSpam: Wait... are the yellow players' stamina meters also supposed to be flashing at that low of a level?  But they aren't because the flash is yellow, which matches the bar?
 itsaysTRUENO: this is the future of esports
 ContingentCat: Zoomies being automatically applies also seems to be how it works with real cats
ghyllnox: Unfortunately the sepia washes out the path you're supposed to be following
 itsaysTRUENO: @ghyllnox nostalgia blinds us to the present. this game really has something to say.
Lysander_salamander: rawr
WriterRaven: IAN.
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InventiveElegantCoffeeRuleFive-Rp_fKHDXmERwsI1Q
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ghyllnox: Listen to Cori
 HadesLeprechaun: I think it wants you to superjump onto the flower
 HadesLeprechaun: oh
 e_bloc: 
 Strebenherz: How do I change the span of time a clip lets me edit?  wanted to add matt's snark to that clip but it was just out of the "bounds" of that time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm getting super overwhelmed by this, hope you all have fun with this
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz You have to go back and press clip like a second after Matt's snark
adept_nekomancer: Cat banana.  Catnana.
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 can i do that while the stream's still going, or would i have to wait for the stream to end, and it to be vodded?
 Strebenherz: or wait think i found how to
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz If it's been more than like a minute, you'd have to go into the VOD, but you can do that during stream by going to home page, videos, and then clicking on the box with the question mark, which is the VOD for this in progress.
 PharaohBender27: *going to LRR's Twitch home page
 Strebenherz: think i got it, thank you
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyYawningBillAllenHuhu-CU3RDCoY6TuX_qnC there we go
 SkylerRingtail: This may not be a game that lasts the full 3 hours
 HadesLeprechaun: I would maybe be in favor of a game change after the first break, ahah
 HadesLeprechaun: these sound effects...
 e_bloc: its only a blood disease if its from blood, otherwise its just sparkling leprosy
 BrowneePointz: no his name is Seabats Cori
 e_bloc: this sounds like a normal one
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adept_nekomancer: Well, it's not an eyepiece.
 e_bloc: that is a forbidden cross-pollenation
 SquareDotCube: she misread it as "Al"
 SymphonySolstice: we are all full of AI in a way. AI = artificial ingredients
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adept_nekomancer: "That's right, it goes in the cat hole!"
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 CaptainSpam: Clearly, you should be able to freeze the fat out of the bread.
 BrowneePointz: Fry Bread? Ian should try a Fry Bread Taco
 BrowneePointz: but have you tried a Fry Bread taco? 
adept_nekomancer: Of the available game modes, the yarn game seems most interesting
 BrowneePointz: check your Cat for Worms
 PharaohBender27: 
 Strebenherz: that bat noise reminds me of the.. what was it, thief something in spyro?
T1pster: @Strebenherz egg theives?
 Strebenherz: yeeep that's the one
 Strebenherz: i haven't played spyro myself but my roommate will twitch if he hears that noise in the wild 
 Sogheim: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: Time for  !?
 TheAinMAP: !store
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ghyllnox: Beej's happiness
 Tiber727: If I give you money *and* allegiance, I'm giving you twice as much and receiving nothing!
adept_nekomancer: Twona
 evil_h2o_elf: two bag-els?
 public_key_reveal_party: This is the second time I have heard this conversation in Lrr content this week
 NotCainNorAbel: Moonglow Pears
  Juliamon: Asian
 evil_h2o_elf: I love to have two peanut butter cups at one time
ghyllnox: [Comment Removed]
UtilityPunk: Halves of a legally distinct molasses cookie after consuming the creme center
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 e_bloc: that was definitely one of the games
 TheAinMAP: !next
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niccus: ah so it'll be a dbz fight
DoodlestheGreat: GARBAGE DAY!
 e_bloc: and the true winner is whoever enjoys hubris
  Juliamon: 
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm on that!
 couchboyj: Arena Cube is back tomorrow I think
 HadesLeprechaun: because it lets everyone play
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpinelessRockyBurritoCorgiDerp-l0DE7d1PQpaEBFze
  Juliamon: Get some maps pre-printed so you can play along, chat!
 e_bloc: this is a legitimately great game
 e_bloc: (cartopgraphy)
 TheAinMAP: 
epsilon_vee: 
 SymphonySolstice: fill up his little bartlebrain
niccus: for the first time, a streamed operating theater
  Juliamon: But *have* you
 Strebenherz: what
epsilon_vee: would that explain it?
 e_bloc: 
  Juliamon: uhh
DoodlestheGreat: *whistle* NO SPHINCHTERS!
 PharaohBender27: 
DoodlestheGreat: Bubs & the sits.
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 e_bloc: Ravigan's red, Thalia's white . . .
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
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DoodlestheGreat: Polly want a fill?
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
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