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letsbelgo: my card
Jogela: Uh, Mystic Vale based. Looking forward to this! Even though I need to catch it on the vid.
TheMerricat:
Chat, this is important!!! What do I want to eat?
Faux Chili Mac with TVP as the Chili or Bachelor Chow with TVP and Oatmeal with as much spice as I can find? 
TXC2: !vaselineorbarcode
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TheMerricat:
I am bound by the vasoline jar. 
TXC2: Here we GO!
Coloneljesus: hey chat
TXC2: Hello Wheeler and Angel
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TXC2: PAUL on Tech HYPE
millenomi_Aura: lol
ghizmou: Hello
millenomi_Aura: (yo everyone)
goatprince: i'd i'm witnessing this circus!
Gadora: Yay, a game!
letsbelgo: next week runner
ghizmou: this is not netrunner ?
millenomi_Aura: lol
TXC2: Wheeler will goldfish Netrunner for you addicts
millenomi_Aura: I am here for Sleeves Game
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goatprince: what about a toonie
TXC2:
I'm in the south of the UK, all clouds are evil 
ghizmou: I kinda want to so it now
ghizmou: see*
TXC2:
dollar bad, Euro good 
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goatprince: wow
TXC2: BOLD claim
goatprince: wheeler's a mystic vale lifer
GhostValv:

Jogela: Druid walker?
LoadingReadyRun: #JustDruidThings
TXC2:
can I be a barbarian instead? 
goatprince: sew your field, gamer
Jogela: @TXC2 Roll for initiative
GhostValv:

Coloneljesus:

goatprince: when 2 become 1.....
TXC2: like a spice girl
TXC2:
Jogela I've sadly forgoten where my dice are 
LoadingReadyRun:
The Card recognizer doesn't really work with this game, so I just have a closeup of a section of the table, hopefully it will help to see the cards a bit batter
Strebenherz:

Coloneljesus: we found the one game to defeat the card recognizer 3000?
goatprince: <- this man's planting
Coloneljesus: planting? oh, so like in counter strike?
TXC2: Coloneljesus cards being mostly blank spaces seems to be the card reader's kryptonite
TXC2:
also watch out chat, twitch seems to be eating messages again 
Jogela: @TXC2 Or have your dice forgotten where you are?
jwholla: wheeler? greedy? he would never?
goatprince: oh no
Tiber727: Your top card contributes to whether you bust, but doesn't contribute to your purchasing power.
TXC2:
Jogela well I have moved house, so probably 
Cptasparagus: when do we get to the Cones?
LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2 the main thing is that showing accurate card images is tricky when the cards are being modified
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun ah, good point
Bruceski: Basically a consolation prize for going bust
Tiber727: If you bust you wasted your turn, but you have a bankable pity mana for future turns.
Coloneljesus: @LoadingReadyRun could you run 3 instances for the three thirds of the card?
goatprince: i blame matt
James_the_Dabbler: Wait
Jogela: @TXC2 You are a barbarian wearing a druidic cloak... You meet your part at the local oak.
Tiber727: But if you bust a 2nd time in a row, you don't get the pity mana since you already have it.
TXC2: Jogela good one
LoadingReadyRun:
@Coloneljesus That might work
Also have to find the card images, which can be tricky
goatprince: S T A G
TXC2: Stag bighoof
kristian_fischer: Waaaaaaaaaait a minute, I just saw these same two people on YouTube! How can this be???
kristian_fischer: Also, hello.
LoadingReadyRun:
a Magic player not using the proper card names!?!
Coloneljesus: @kristian_fischer I think they took an uber to get over to twitch real quick like
TXC2:
kristian_fischer magic (throws glitter) 
TXC2: also hello kristian_fischer welcome
kristian_fischer: Dammit, now there's glitter all over my desk!
kristian_fischer: What about the 23 Skiddoo, Wheeler?
lightfut: Bear
Cptasparagus: broccoli
goatprince: interesting, i thought you didn't get the VP's until the next time you 'planted' the card. same with all other marks on the card.
TXC2: anti-curse = cure?
GhostValv: remember to eat your greens folks
goatprince: 4 bears you say
Zyme86: Bear bear bear bear!!!!!
TXC2: very mtg Avatar looking card to me there
PhuzNutz: tuaw?
jwholla: how do you plant a stag?
goatprince: carefully
Jundinator: Hai Wheeler and Angel. What da heck is this game?
Jundinator: Sorry just got here
Juliamon: You can't just come in late and ask that
CWaltz86: mystic vale
Zyme86:
!explainmysticvale 
goatprince: if you like wheeler or if you like angel,
Jundinator: Its even on steam
RvLeshrac: It's true, we do.
Juliamon: if you're coming in and you see it's been live 30 minutes and it's not Let's Nope, you need to expect that you've missed the explainer and that's on you
Tiber727: @Jundinator It's Dominion but with push your luck, and instead of buying more cards you buy pieces to fill in your existing cards.
CWaltz86: the real question is does it have a "all expansions" version you can buy
Jundinator: And on Google Play
TXC2:
Juliamon "and it;s not lets nope" Savage 
Juliamon: look, it's true
Jundinator: It actually looks like it might be on nearly everything according to Google
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon if you're 30 mins deep on Lets Nope you still have time to make a lasagna before gameplay starts
GhostValv: D:
Jundinator: @CWaltz86 My guess is on mobile probably not,
CWaltz86: what if angel did the shuffling of the tokens? does that change the state?
RvLeshrac: @CWaltz86 I don't think there's a full set.
CWaltz86: @RvLeshrac tragic
Coloneljesus: im sure vaati has made one
jwholla: Wheeler finding a new career path making lore videos
RvLeshrac: If you want more Mystic Vale lore, you'll have to play Edge of Darkness.
goatprince: did i just hear 'i'm not going to push' from wheeler
goatprince: disappointing
James_the_Dabbler:
The ones that are out are all bottoms? 
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GhostValv: sheesh
cyphushura: when is the Canadian highlander event ?
TXC2: cyphushura Sunday
Krillin_fan: classic broccoli rush strat, you love to see it
goatprince: rush the frozen broccoli meta
TXC2: !events
TXC2: Curse, Curse and Curse: attorneys at law
goatprince: are you able to look at your discard pile? i don't actually know the rule on that
TheMerricat: According to the internet - Curse is actually called Decay. Broccoli is called Growth. The shield is called Guardian.
Krillin_fan: never punished!
RvLeshrac: @goatprince Looking through your discard is a little against the spirit of a casual game (mainly because it slows the game down), but is allowed, and makes sense here.
Coloneljesus: good joke, streamer
goatprince: a FoF.... exquisite
goatprince: we're cursin' broccoli
Krillin_fan: nothing cancels a curse like some nice broccoli
RvLeshrac: John D. Clair has many Card Crafting games.
RvLeshrac: John D. Clair also has non-AEG card crafting games, but AEG still has the copyright on "Card Crafting System", I believe.
CWaltz86: AEG had a LOT of other deck builders at one point iirc
Jturbobanana: I have Custom Heroes, which is another card crafting game by AEG
LordZarano: Imo Sun, Bear, and Broccoli are better than the official names
CWaltz86: they had one about werewolves that i missed out on getting
RvLeshrac: Edge of Darkness is this same basic card-crafting system combined with worker placement, however in Edge of Darkness you have a shared deck into which everyone's crafted cards go.
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RvLeshrac: Then Dead Reckoning has nothing to do with this, but has a giant ship and crafted cards. And Custom Heroes uses the shared-deck system, but is a trick-taking game.
goatprince: wheeler is pro-gambling
RvLeshrac: And AEG's other deck builders were not card-crafting.
TheMerricat: I think Wheeler mentioned this, but _this_ version of Mystic Vale is being discontinued they have a kickstarter up to fund a new edition of the game, this time called Mystic Lands.
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat neat!
RvLeshrac: Mystic Lands is a fairly different game, mind.
RvLeshrac: But yeah Mystic Vale is "complete" now.
RvLeshrac: The Mystic Vale expansions, but specifically the asymmetric player powers, can be a little unbalanced.
Jundinator: Im hoping to see more unique and niche card games on this show
goatprince: wheeler, every card can't be 'very good'
CWaltz86: @Jundinator did you see the netrunner game?
Mr_Horrible: Hey Drood
TXC2:
and the vod's muted now 
CrossXhunteR: is this that one video game wheeler owns?
goatprince: i like the bear. and i like the owl too
CrossXhunteR: i love this card reader
goatprince: seed: busted
Aceviru: Oh my
RvLeshrac: You can still get the Mystic Vale tournament kits, with attendee prizes. Your deck gets upgraded as you play.
TXC2: busted? what crime did seed commit?
TXC2: "this card left intentionally blank"
Aceviru: Lol
TXC2: Druid song = "Midlife Crisis" but on a lyre
RvLeshrac: Much like Wheeler, I usually push too much. Unlike Wheeler, I end up paying for it.
Piratical_tendancies: Druid Song - Parklife
goatprince: anti-bird here i see
Juliamon: hawk tuah
FauksStarling: Plowing to Victory
TXC2: ploughing bottoms: the key to victory
Krillin_fan: peeling the cards is very satisfying
RvLeshrac: My copy has been played many times, and the film is still on... most... of them.
RvLeshrac: I just can't bring myself to pull it off until it starts coming off.
goatprince: awoo.
Krillin_fan: inside you are two moon wolves, one of them has a guardian symbol
TXC2:
there was a super bowl? all I've heard about was some half time show 
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the wheeler/angel stream 
RvLeshrac: Hawk, two
goatprince: brearccoli
RvLeshrac: Standard rules are that the Level 1 vales are replaced by Level 2 when they run out, and then by Level 3 if both the 1 and 2 run out
RvLeshrac: s/vales/advancements/
RvLeshrac: But vales work the same way.
RvLeshrac: Uh... lemme look.
RvLeshrac: It should be at the end of the "Discard Phase" section
TXC2: Angel need that chapter and verse
RvLeshrac: This prevents that situation where you have 3 Hawks and can't get any more.
LordZarano: Page 9
RvLeshrac: I'm gonna be honest, I don't know if you're supposed to do the reverse, but I've never had the Level 3 advancements run out before the others anyway.
Haroldholmes25: feel the rain on your skin
LoadingReadyRun: "Hawk Issue" aka "Hawkissue" aka "Hongshu"😴
goatprince: i thought Azure Lake was a 'use this to not bust' card. like. it doesn't take effectall the time?
James_the_Dabbler: Hawk two?
goatprince: there's definitely a different vale that says 'permanently gain 1 broccoli' that's not azure lake
TXC2: "Mr President, a 2nd bear has entered the nightclub"
goatprince: intriguing
hyalopterous: Goldilocks is fucked
James_the_Dabbler: Unbearable
Aceviru: Lol
RvLeshrac: @goatprince Considering there are a LOT of them across all the expansions, it's hard to mremeber.
Mangledpixel: fork hearses?
TXC2: Mangledpixel "I'm sorry, but your dad has gone to the big plate in the sky"
Krillin_fan: called out
Mangledpixel: ah, the approach of the second sun
Aceviru: That's a good ass song
dolphgrim: They say that pettiness is the highest form of flattery
LoadingReadyRun: Benjamin "Two Hawks" Wheeler
goatprince: a shame,,,,,
dolphgrim: @LoadingReadyRun Hey! Isn't that the guy with two hawks?
LoadingReadyRun: 🎵Stag and a Cobra, Two bits!🎵
Mangledpixel: Permanent Broccoli, the obscure Metal Gear Solid character
Aceviru: So hawk tuah and win
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
PhuzNutz: o7
Aceviru: See ya
Mangledpixel: gnight TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler and Angel and Paul on tech
NotCainNorAbel: Night TXC2
millenomi_Aura: ah dang I missed too much of the first part, I got pulled into a meeting.
oggeymoggel1: Maybe this time, it will finally be... My card.
Aceviru: Well draw it and let's see
oggeymoggel1: Draws from deck... Oh, command and conquer. That's not in Mystic Vale at all!
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James_the_Dabbler: Veil of the Wild: Sword Skord
goatprince: Dark Soul,,,,,,,
niccus: yeah, you fill it with light
millenomi_Aura: lol more meetings there we go brb
Krillin_fan: "these are all terrible, i'll take nothing"
Tiber727: So the Dark Soul makes you prepare to die?
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RangerAlpha7: Benjamin "Cursed" Wheeler
Krillin_fan: always punished
goatprince: this is for maligning the hawk
Dirty_Beach: aint no way
Dirty_Beach: no fear
LoadingReadyRun: the ol' EOTFOF
Dirty_Beach: wind whisperer is both level 1 and level 2?
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Dirty_Beach: oooh I didn't realize that was how it worked
Dirty_Beach: I thought when you run out you just stop replacing that level
Dirty_Beach: that's def not the digital mobile game works, it just stops giving you cards
RvLeshrac: It's also in the original rulebook.
RvLeshrac: But I think the section is named something else.
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1
goatprince: time 4 broccoli i guess
RvLeshrac: @Dirty_Beach It *should* be, unless there's a bug.
RvLeshrac: I feel like Angel doesn't see anything wrong with the board.
goatprince: so wheeler, just wondering, are you still enjoying playing this game
hd_dabnado:

Dirty_Beach: excellent
Dirty_Beach: das a lot
Dirty_Beach:
holy shit 
Coloneljesus: reading the book explains the card
onanimasu: Blooming arbor delish
Krillin_fan: curses, not even once
goatprince: cepoihlin
kristian_fischer: Hate it when you get clumps in your curses.
LoadingReadyRun: @kristian_fischer the curse of Clumping
kristian_fischer: ^
UtilityPunk: A eurogame cardbuilder? Colour me sold
Aceviru: How
goatprince: play until 9pm, gamers
UtilityPunk:
Wheeler winning as an evil druid checks out
Aceviru:

goatprince: paul! pinch him!
Krillin_fan: this took a turn
Dog_of_Myth:

Aceviru: Aww
Krillin_fan: the way it handles 6 players is super fun
RvLeshrac: There's also an expansion which adds bosses.
goatprince: imagine: cards have -4- layers
RvLeshrac: There's also Edge of Darkness, which is in the same universe, and which has a Mystic Vale expansion.
RvLeshrac: You could, in theory, play Mystic Vale with as many players as you can assemble decks for, though it does get kind of bad past 5.
Aceviru: Let's settle it in smash
RvLeshrac: Oh right Mystic Vale: Nemesis also adds more curses, so right up Wheeler's alley.
Juliamon: He's getting a lobotomy
Vinewood_OG: Been there
Aceviru: I trust Angel with this process
AdamYMHMI: Sadly we can't all replace all our insides with foam
ContingentCat: if only I could fix the bad things in my brain so easily
Juliamon: Degrading plastic bags implies oil got in there
RvLeshrac: "I was told that the plastic bags were not biodegradable"
Aceviru: Vraska and Jace
Krillin_fan: new button
DoodlestheGreat: beige & chartruce
Dog_of_Myth: That is a good one
Dog_of_Myth:

Cptasparagus: ask Ian he played one
Juliamon: Not without a prenup, anyway
BusTed:
@Juliamon 
Aceviru: Bai
Strebenherz: !next
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