Oh We Got Some Trash || WATCH+PLAY

   LoadingReadyRun:  I am being subjected to bad games under duress please send help
  Juliamon: instructions unclear, sent bad games
elkae: What’s a duress and why is Alex under it D:
   LoadingReadyRun:  Graham has a carrot that loosely resembles a human figure that he keeps peeling slices off of and telling me only I can stop this
elkae: that scans
 TehAmelie: do it for the carrot
   LoadingReadyRun:  He has taken my shoes and I must wear promotional Dune cups on my feet
elkae: 
 Blip2004: not the worm bucket?
 kingandcommoner: That's silly. You should wear Lego crocs instead
 CodeIndigo: alex, you've been doing this for ten years, at some point you just have to admit that you're kinda into this
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: spiper venom
 TehAmelie: oh no, not the spipers again
elkae: more spipers than expected!
niccus: thanks to decades of labor organization and protests, garbage day has shrunk all the way from a whole day to a few hours
 CodeIndigo: an appropriate amount of spspers
  Juliamon: I still love that "spiper" was a typo in the stock assets, so we could theoretically see it again
 TehAmelie: spsper is a pretty good name for spiders since they often attract cats to play with them
 CodeIndigo: and apparently i managed to typo an existing typo and somehow made it worse
elkae: Or… better?
 margieargie: The Spied Spiper of Shamlin, is that anything?
 CodeIndigo: no. worse. spipers we can handle. spspers are australian
elkae: oshit
 CodeIndigo: @elkae yeeeeeeessssss
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon huh, i didn't think of that, yes please xD
 Strebenherz: also happy garbage y'all
 CodeIndigo: sea salt caramel ice cream
 raulghoulia: maybe we'll see a game with spiper mode for people afraid of spipers that hides all the spipers
 PharaohBender27:  !
 SnackPak_:   
 Strebenherz: 
 baltimore_667083:   
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 97, that's the number the kids like now, right?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa! (Today's storm count: 7)
 neisan2112:       
 Manae:  
 empyreon:   
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (0s from now).
 Strebenherz: !next
 Manae: !next
 fastlane250:  finally, serotinin
 TehAmelie: i was looking for my This Book is Full of Spiders for like 10 minutes today. i really started thinking it had walked off the bookshelf. speaking of spipers
 SnackPak_: you can't get me this time, going online music. I just rewatched roadquest
 Manae:  
 DeM0nFiRe:  
 LordZarano: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We all ready for GARBAGE DAY
 TheAinMAP: 
Farwanderer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Farwanderer! (Today's storm count: 8)
 PharaohBender27: 969 STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
ButButTheJesus: WOOOO GYARBAGE DYAY
 on_and_awful: hello all
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: g'day
Kasran subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Kasran! (Today's storm count: 9)
 Strebenherz: 200
 margieargie: Ah, perfect, and I took the garbage out a bit earlier so it's yet another double garbage day for me
 DigitalSeahorse: 
fredcheckers subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
 fredcheckers: 3 months in a row of remembering to give them my free Bezos Bucks.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, fredcheckers! (Today's storm count: 10)
 GhostValv:  garbage time 
 pleonasticTautology: GARBAGE DAAAAAAAAAAY
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I really want just sometime stealth Tomato Way 4
 smoljigglybug: And a very good garbage day to you, gentlemen.
tehfewl subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
 tehfewl: 63 nice
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, tehfewl! (Today's storm count: 11)
 fredcheckers: I love to watch Graham feed Alex e-waste.
wench_tacular subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, wench_tacular! (Today's storm count: 12)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: happy garbage day to all who celebrate
DideRobot: LRR: Time for trash! It’s WATCH+PLAY! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116049287393969871
 raulghoulia: looking forward to some top quality garbage
smoljigglybug subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
 smoljigglybug: Now take my Bezos Bucks on this, the most sacred of days: Garbage Day.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, smoljigglybug! (Today's storm count: 13)
 fredcheckers: Why does it say I'm watching without audio?
Foxmar320 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 139 months, currently on a 139 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Foxmar320! (Today's storm count: 14)
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, time to enjoy a few hours of nonstop garbage.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fredcheckers It often says I'm watching without audio if I have chat only on computer while watching on my TV
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At least this is fun garbage
 TheAinMAP:    
Mai_Andra: the jazz before the dumster fire...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This intro is so good
 SymphonySolstice: gyarbage dyay!
KeytarCat: holy shit, my timing
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months, currently on a 98 month streak!
 ClodiumSoride: Stay on target...
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ClodiumSoride! (Today's storm count: 15)
 pleonasticTautology: helloooooooooooooo
 TehAmelie: hi!
 Rhynerd: greetings!
 SymphonySolstice: greetings lads
 TheAinMAP: Hello  
 kingandcommoner: Show us the carrot. We know wha tyou did
 stippledotter: Is this the exact opposite of the Olympics?
Mai_Andra: caillou ?
 xantos69: Oh boy!  LRR!  They always play the best and most interesting games.  I sure hope this evening is no exception!
jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a bunch of nerds whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fredcheckers: @Mai_Andra Big Giant Circles is music too good to lead into these games.
abaddon2501 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 98 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, abaddon2501! (Today's storm count: 16)
 margieargie: Oh, 'tis brillig already?
 Diabore: you play the games so we dont have to
CodeIndigo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
 CodeIndigo: may the trash be tasty and full of spipers
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CodeIndigo! (Today's storm count: 17)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Hello! how are you today?
 TehAmelie: i thought we would have to see proof of life from the carrot
thesurfaceofthemoon: Garbage day live for once! 
 neisan2112: Weird James got motion sickness from a game this week too
 fredcheckers: Hand of Doom destroyed Cameron in a similar way.
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig still riding the high of getting to meet some LRR folks
  Foxmar320: oh yeah please no nausia im already sick
 fredcheckers: And it's not even bad
 MacbethSeemsSus: I tried rewatching the Code Violet vod to be sure I didn't hallucinate it. I got a headache again
 DigitalSeahorse:   or the wiiifiiis
 TheWriterAleph: some games are just like that in my experience
 e_bloc: damn Alex got the short straw yet again and has to play
  Foxmar320: Violet
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh yeah the game that you MUST not make vulgar images of
DoodlestheGreat: Code Violent.
 SquareDotCube: James ran into the same problem Monday, we think it was dynamic FOV that occurred between walking and running
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was bad in many ways
 CaptainSpam: There were a lot of skin involved.
  Foxmar320: James played Pioner
BtEtta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 125 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, BtEtta! (Today's storm count: 18)
 TheMerricat: Also Alex should check out the game James was trying to play it seemed like it was legally distinct Stalker.
PharaohBender27 gifted 3 months of Tier 1 to jacqui_lantern234. They've gifted 2151 months in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jacqui_lantern234! (Today's storm count: 19)
 Rhynerd: Pioner got James for the worse?
 e_bloc: good thing I'll never catch it
 jacqui_lantern234: WHOMST?!?!?!?!
 Strebenherz: SCP that just gives you nausea from their bad game
 xantos69: 50 Bits
Mysticman89: fortnite might as well be a gamer virus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WE did this?
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 HOW DARE
 PharaohBender27: 
Aenir798: It had a weird zoom effect when moving and stopping
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that sounds unpleasant
 neisan2112: It felt weird
 putz12a: I've found that Motion Blur can be a cause of nausea and vertigo in games, too. I had a friend that couldn't watch Stray until Motion Blur was turned off
 TheWriterAleph: woof
XuriScratch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
XuriScratch: Been in hospital for severe pancreatitis for three weeks. Been watching a lot of desert bus clips and old streams. Thank you for sharing some of the warmth you have for each other with us all, it's helped me to get through it.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, XuriScratch! (Today's storm count: 20)
 DigitalSeahorse: dynamic nausea inducer 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Motion blur is ALWAYS a mistake
 DigitalSeahorse: 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to genevaconventions! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, genevaconventions! (Today's storm count: 21)
CuteTeaGoat: this is the kind of interactivity games are missing
  Foxmar320: Yeah Heather left a note on the spreadsheet. Nope
 Dog_of_Myth: @XuriScratch  
Drakas subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 114 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Drakas! (Today's storm count: 22)
KeytarCat: Not just dinamic FOV, *slow* dynamic FOV
 fredcheckers: I seem to be immune to game headaches except for bad sound stuff. Even VR.
 jacqui_lantern234: also Graham!!! according to Ben, the paintings i did for you and other LRR folks arrived safely!!! 
 Nigouki: there needs to be more porpoise games
 Strebenherz: PFT
 CaptainSpam: OH MAN
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy
 SymphonySolstice: MEEGA MEM YES
  Juliamon: ah, one of these
 empyreon: OH BOY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat OH NO, also hi
 fastlane250: megas well be manned
 Pinwiz11: Awful Block Megah Man?
 e_bloc: you know what, I respect crapcom
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 fastlane250: *will be
 TheWriterAleph: hoo boy
 CaptainSpam: This was on GDQ.
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Strebenherz: AMAZING START
 TheAinMAP: 
ButterBall000: Is there a place or email to request games to watch and play?
 Kasran: oh meegah mem, this is a classic
Aenir798: how'd they get Ian to do the soundtrack
 e_bloc: not a terrible joke
 kingandcommoner: there is never enough Kazoo
 empyreon: 
 Strebenherz: PEAK START 10/10
  Foxmar320: This looks exactly like Mega Man
 betweenmyself: an oldie but a goodie
DoodlestheGreat: Oh no. The "Sonic Suggests" of Megaman games.
 JessieImproved: i mean so far I don't hate it
 iris_of_ether:   
 TheWriterAleph: i miss Newgrounds
 jacqui_lantern234: FLAWLESS 
kusinohki: meows
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ermahgerd its Meegah Mem
offbeatwitch:    
nyoomgoom: ohhh it's meegah mem
 Phailhammer:   
LordChrusher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months!
 LordChrusher: Hey Alex and Graham
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LordChrusher! (Today's storm count: 23)
offbeatwitch:  
 TehAmelie: i fear it "wants" to be like Bembo Quest
 PharaohBender27: 
 Strebenherz: How the bus do i not have a kazoo emote somehow
 betweenmyself: 
 sephyhallow: I am immediately in love with this
 raulghoulia: can't wait to hear Wily Stage 2 with a kazoo
 DigitalSeahorse: possible to turn down the game audio a bit?
  Foxmar320: Im glad they got Ian for the soundtrack
CuteTeaGoat: 
 Strebenherz: THIS IS ART
 e_bloc: name that midi
 Strebenherz: THIS IS GREAT
 jacqui_lantern234: "Exsit"
ButButTheJesus: ART
offbeatwitch:   
 AranMathai: I want this to just be good.
 jacqui_lantern234: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
 sephyhallow: STRAT
 lamina5432: evenin
 CaptainSpam: Get your strats out.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ART *hands up gesture*
CuteTeaGoat: Are Mem
 MacbethSeemsSus: I want to know how long the Kazoo goes before looping
 sephyhallow: STRAT GMEA
 empyreon: Wud Mem
nevermore913: Right i forgot it's trash day
letsbelgo: Kwik mem
 jacqui_lantern234: Flesh Mem
 e_bloc: alright alright not a lot of creativity but ok
 sephyhallow: chuz ur fiter
  Foxmar320: Heet Man has seen some stuff
Laserbeaks_Fury: alt enter?
 DigitalSeahorse: that sure is KAZOOO
 TheMerricat: alt enter
Aenir798: alt+enter usually
 itomeshi: alt enter
 Gekyouryuu: F11?
letsbelgo: alt enter
Nahmbra subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Nahmbra! (Today's storm count: 24)
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can you press right on controller 2 to get mega jumping in this game? Or is that in Meegah Mem 3?
 Blip2004: usually alt+enter or F11
 TehAmelie: or F4
 Manae: With Mega Man 2 being the first game that was "mine", this is doing amazing things for me
EvilBadman: I love when awful block leaks into gdq
 kingandcommoner: Okey Dokey Artichokey
EvilBadman: Wand play even
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone needs to send this to Molly to show the kazoo
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SlickAntsySwordDxCat-Bf1fbTX-NVJ2RFRi
 raulghoulia: hard disagree
 kingandcommoner: The music is beautiful
HavenDragon: idk i think the music is delightful
 Faulpyr: I love the music
offbeatwitch: okey dokey!
 DigitalSeahorse: less kazoo in my ears would be nice
 kingandcommoner: Turn this into a 10 hour loop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which button is required for to push bootan
 itomeshi: See, now I want to see Alex's reaction to Mega Man and Mega Man 3... for PC. Those were my first Mega Mans.
johnnylongtorso: got their money's worth on that kazoo
 DigitalSeahorse: softer kazooo?
elkae: the kazoo is making me die, I love this
Mysticman89: does it want the literal arrow keys
 MacbethSeemsSus: There's a good chance the kazoo was the most expensive part of development
EvilBadman: Ian is just off screen doing this Live
Mysticman89: wasd+arrow keys sounds aawful
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, EOstby! (Today's storm count: 25)
LathosTiran: get Hungary, push Butan, recieve Turkey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it reversed literal arrow keys????
 Pinwiz11: Start the clock!  28 minutes to beat the gdq time!
 raulghoulia: yea this rules
 QuixoticScrivener: does it charge?
 DigitalSeahorse: it's cute, I'll give it that
 margieargie: Good thing this isn't Mega Man then 
  Sarah_Serinde: See, this is why it really doesn't matter if you "can't draw"
 abaddon2501: Please turn down the kazoo
  Sarah_Serinde: You can still art!
 Drasvin: Charge beam was 3, iirc
drcthulu: that wasn't till like mm4
 darkcyril: Charge wasn't until... 4?
 fredcheckers: The elbow gun!
 Strebenherz: no ai here, hand drawn garbage only
 XuriScratch: You can only charge heat man's weapon in mm2
 betweenmyself: 3 was Sliding, 4 was the Buster
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did it briefly go into the mario theme?
  Foxmar320: They nailed this
solarpunkskeleton: the sfx rules
 DigitalSeahorse: Rediy
 SymphonySolstice: artisinally crafted garbage
 kingandcommoner: Lovely mouth sounds when you hit an enemy
morteica: That music is horrendous
 bubba0077: commits to the bit
  Foxmar320: I thought we were gonna play bad games
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 e_bloc: legally indistinct megaman
Voidhawk42: I love this. A perfect example of "AI could never"
Aenir798: Yeah this all looks familiar somehow...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They clearly made all their own assets and all their own music
 LordZarano: Oh good, the soundtrack is free dlc
LathosTiran: a mega man designed by aliens for dogs
 raulghoulia: this is a labor of love
 e_bloc: a love letter to megaman, an poor drawing skills
 Strebenherz: BEAUTIFUL
 DeM0nFiRe: wi wi wi wi wi wi
Mysticman89: somehow i think capcoms lawyers arent gonna come for this
 DigitalSeahorse: REDIY
 Diabore: k i had to turn the volume down, the kazoo is so bad
ApplicativeJones: I don't think this is actually a parody, despite what it claims. It's *something*, but not a parody.
 darkcyril: @Mysticman89 If they haven't by now...
 fredcheckers: Before they got all WOKE with QC and TEAMS.
morteica: Please turn the kazoo down
 ContingentCat: Still better than a game made with AI lol
johnnylongtorso: Powered by the Cheat sound effects
 empyreon: and the KAZOOOOOO
nevermore913: They are doing a very good job of making what they intended
EvilBadman: And shit post
 kingandcommoner: If it  loves MS Paint why did it abuse it so?
 DigitalSeahorse: bats that look like black apples
 Thefluffiestguineapig: See the thing is this is what a good shit post is, although with maybe lower kazoo volume in level
 Strebenherz: Ian needs to see this
LathosTiran: mom! get eh game genie!
 lamina5432: I refuse that this involves the word love
 e_bloc: its very possible they gave it infinite health because they figured no one would get that far
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is the music Africa! for half a second?
 e_bloc: everyone expresses love differently
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo I can't tell
SachielOne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 146 months, currently on a 146 month streak!
 SachielOne: We have MegaMan at home?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SachielOne! (Today's storm count: 26)
  Foxmar320: The hitbox being just the mouth is so rude
 e_bloc: they do say msparody is the sincerest form of flattery
 fastlane250: Can it hit you if you're on the ledge behind you?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Too much
 AdamYMHMI: I'm sure the music is helping your rhythm as well
nevermore913: That is the final boss
johnnylongtorso: unfortunately, there are two more dogs after this one
 Gekyouryuu: some jumps seemed to have you float WAY up
CuteTeaGoat: @fastlane250 no but you can't hit it either
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevermore913 Like of the whole game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I was about to say there more dogs after that
 Vinewood_OG: Stronksmas comes earlier every year!
 e_bloc: also great BNF Graham, still thinking about that one today
  Juliamon: It was on GDQ
 fastlane250: UH
  Foxmar320: uhhhh
 SymphonySolstice: sure was!
 e_bloc: speedrun strats
 darkcyril: It's been on several times.
 kingandcommoner: Meegah Mem does not need walls
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 e_bloc: oh shit
 CaptainSpam: This was in Awful/Silly block, yep.
 LurkerSpine: was it part of the awful block?
 e_bloc: let me look up awfulblock
EvilBadman: Awful Block 2025
 DigitalSeahorse: what if you stand on the tip of the upper ledge?
itmightbemikey: Mega Man DOS has been on it
EvilBadman: I thought that was WHY this was here lol
Aenir798: can we turn down the kazoo
 ContingentCat: Self defense from your brain?
 e_bloc: maybe they slipped it in at some point during the 140 hours
 CaptainSpam: Well, everyone loves Awful/Silly Block.  Best block.
 AugmentingPath: can you deal more damage by pausing and unpausing while your projectile is inside it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry, WHAT
 Robot_Bones: Sound track is giving me brain damage.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Take the name of that game one more time
Laserbeaks_Fury: To be fair they should not take this many hits
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyAstuteBearMrDestructoid-1kXkGmx-86iy5gjU
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh thank you Graham
 TehAmelie: i wonder if that's one of those minibosses with ridiculous amounts of health but super vulnerable to a particular boss weapon
 Manae: Oh this will bbe good
 ContingentCat: Thank you for less kazoo
Mnemonicman: MS Paint Man
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lava is juts liquid spikes
ChrisMackGames: 
 e_bloc: this made AGDQ in 2025 and 2022
 fredcheckers: Megaman lava still not as lethal as lava should be.
HavenDragon: it looks like spaghetti sauce
KeytarCat: People really like fucked up mega man.  I've def seen it on gdq adjacent programs, like Kusogrande and Hotfix
 Drasvin: Good ol' Megaman respawning enemies
 fastlane250: Haven't played the actual game in a hot minute, did the lava ignore i-frames there?
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 kingandcommoner: I Are Mem
 InconsiderateHat: *wanders in, snack in hand* ...Oh. ...oh good.
ChrisMackGames: Are Mem
 CaptainSpam: Are mem.
johnnylongtorso: @fastlane250 nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 e_bloc: real megaman 2 is as difficult as this is inscrutible
 couchboyj: Ermegard its are mem!
 raulghoulia: dude those look just like those
 Sethalidos: time to crab
 empyreon: oh heck yeah, the real bop
 Kasran: are mem ga taosenai
Mai_Andra: I think I recognise this stage...
elkae: 
 TheWriterAleph: Air Crab
Omnipotrevor: Air man stage was always rough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does that mean  it's time both for fox and 
 Gekyouryuu: Aer Mem ga toeseneye
 LurkerSpine: woah they cut a whole section of the mega man level
ThorSokar: well, fortunately this is all from memory, and is full of soft locks!
EvilBadman: It would be hilarious to swap to actual MM2 after this
 TehAmelie: i bet they're working really hard not to tell you what's a good first stage to play
TwilightAvalon: oh my god, what did i walk into? lol
 saucemaster5000: I know the actual game too well and am hating these hitboxesw
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or to swap to actual MM2 halfway through and not acknowledge it
 e_bloc: if they re-arranged all the weaknesses that would be *chef's kiss*
ChrisMackGames: Fan Mem
 gualdhar: wow this is so nostalgic
Omnipotrevor: Nah, Megaman was made back when game design was still based around making games impossible to beat so the players never stop playing
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think the kazoo player's running out of battery
ChrisMackGames: Boss time!
 e_bloc: @Omnipotrevor I'm fairly certain that was about 85% of the inspiration of quick man's stage
 Gekyouryuu: wood shield
ChrisMackGames: LOL
letsbelgo: jump
 Kasran: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BigDepressedAxeMingLee-ckas0i9ATH1OozGj
CuteTeaGoat: that's just standard Air Man
  Foxmar320: This is flawless
 TehAmelie: are you telling me i can dodge icicles?
 CaptainSpam: There are those who would say you can't, even in the original.
 saucemaster5000: yup this is almost exactly air man
 DeM0nFiRe: This is just actually how classic megaman works lol
 LurkerSpine: I assure you mega man 2 is far more fair, but still bullshit
 DigitalSeahorse: yikes
ChrisMackGames: No, That's Are Mem
 gualdhar: oh is this the kind of boss you have to jump before the move to get the shots to go over your head?
 kingandcommoner: I think you're under the false impression that this game is meant to be...fair
CuteTeaGoat: metal man usually
 e_bloc: this is more remake than homage or parody
 SweetieMemily: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (21m ago).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An intended order?
 Bahumot: To be fair, this feels like it has more effort put into it than asset-flip games.
EricTheOrange: I always did metal man
nervousdavid: what is this mega man knock off?
 Manae: Metal man
 betweenmyself: Metil Mem
 raulghoulia: metal man beats most, including interesting metal man
 Gekyouryuu: the "intended" order starts with Bubbleman because he sucks, then heat man, then wood man
 dankmemeter: Metal man
 e_bloc: yeah metal beats wood right
ChrisMackGames: LETS GOOO
 PharaohBender27: 
 darkcyril: Yeah, Metal Man. But that's also because Metal Blade is absolutely broken in Vanilla 2
 IanAllenBird: ayyy
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: GOTTEMMMM
 SquareDotCube: Scuba Man or Air Man is where you start
 TehAmelie: 
g0blinslide subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, g0blinslide! (Today's storm count: 27)
iarethel0ser:   
 TheWriterAleph: 
 couchboyj:  
 e_bloc: wood beats air?
 empyreon:    
 pleonasticTautology: GAMING
  Foxmar320: Heck yea
HavenDragon: ayyyy!
 TheAinMAP:   
 saucemaster5000: there's a couple "starting" bosses. Beating air man first is wild
 iris_of_ether:    
 ClodiumSoride: next do Metal Man
nevermore913: Let's go
KeytarCat: Woo!
 kingandcommoner: Vict-OR-E
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LET'S GOOOOO
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 realbadatthis_:   
 e_bloc: I swear if they do grid passwords
 Bugberry: suddenly Orks
ChrisMackGames: ARE SHOOOOTR
 e_bloc: I'm gonna mark out
 AugmentingPath: @e_bloc I think "demake" is the usual term
 TehAmelie: oh, that was air, not ice
 gualdhar: you can't tell me this is fake, not possible
 TheMerricat: https://www.mmhp.net/GameHints/MM2.html - suggested order is in the middle.
ChrisMackGames: ITME-2
 AdamYMHMI: The lower calorie Doctor
 CaptainSpam: The incredibly slow message sequence is also canon. 
 itomeshi: I mean, Meegah Mem is Mimtenndah-hard.
Morrigan9: soundtrack link lol
 fredcheckers: Docktre Lite is my favorite store brand soda.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't know why Capcom gets such flak for their ports. This looks great.
butt_ghost: who the hell made a sweet bro and hella jeff game
Balefirefury: @LoadingReadyRun fellas im a starving game developer can you play my chess roguelike I would pog out
 e_bloc: the year is 2x99.  the world has been decimated by radiation which has reduced every person on earth to a child-like mentality.  our only hope is a guy who played megaman 2 once
EricTheOrange: air man beats crash man
 DigitalSeahorse: Dr Lite - Now in Low Sodium
 darkcyril: @AdamYMHMI Same "great" items with half the calories.
   Anubis169: Balefirefury: If you have a game to submit to Watch & Play, might be best to email them 
ChrisMackGames: So how do we use Are Shooooootr?
 e_bloc: crash bombs were pretty sweet
 SachielOne: Ok, who let Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff make a Mega Man game?
Balefirefury: what's the email again?
   Anubis169: Balefirefury: info@loadingreadyrun.com
 e_bloc: don't forget to send codes
Balefirefury: @Anubis169 Thank you! I will send it over
 kingandcommoner: that might actually be useful here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you made a W+P game that's a whole thing
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 gualdhar: I think its weapon selection?
ChrisMackGames: Are shootr was better on Are Mem I think
 kingandcommoner: You're understanding is not a requirement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kain0025: Those are your weapons
 AugmentingPath: Is the air attack guest voiced by a pet bird?
 e_bloc: its cleraly your phabwq123 selector
 LurkerSpine: gotta select one of them, try P
 SquareDotCube: 2 is the floating platform IIRC, that was before Rush was introduce
 SquareDotCube: d
 ClodiumSoride: "2" is a movement item, it's variant of the Rush dog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shit
 Natimus_Prime: Weapon select menu.  pick P to go back to default
 DigitalSeahorse: the dreaded menu boss!  
 ClodiumSoride: oh right, Rush was in 3
 tidehollowcat: That is somehow still more functional than some W+P menus of the past
ANeMzero: @ClodiumSoride technically the precursor to Rush, just generic, non dog mobility assists.
johnnylongtorso: @AugmentingPath X, the attack formerly known as Tweet
Muddy_Thunder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 87 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Muddy_Thunder! (Today's storm count: 28)
 QuixoticScrivener: did we get two weapons, air gun and 2?
 SquareDotCube: the dog is just a rhythm game
Laserbeaks_Fury: If the dogs are that bullet spongy, I would just run through them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How do you use the are shootre?
7gorobei: cant you just stand on the edge of the top level?
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to wiwiwiwiwi! They have given 3654 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, wiwiwiwiwi! (Today's storm count: 29)
nyoomgoom: that was item 2
 LurkerSpine: nah that was for the menu
 kingandcommoner: I think that was ITEM 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: Item 2
itmightbemikey: No, ITEM-2
Omnipotrevor: itme = item
 saucemaster5000: you have air gun and item 2
 e_bloc: lol
 LurkerSpine: item 2 is the rocket
 TehAmelie: we all want to get equipped with time
 CaptainSpam: Item 2, it's a platform thing.
 SquareDotCube: nah the "time gun" is Flash Man's power
 ClodiumSoride: @ANeMzero yeah, I forgot that since I played 2 but owned 3.
 e_bloc: also wasn't flash man the time thing
 rosesmcgee: Are we playing Mega Man as imagined in the Mega Man 1 box art?
 QuixoticScrivener: its rush?
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah that is item 2 lol
 e_bloc: @SquareDotCube exactly
 kingandcommoner: Ah, rush board
 saucemaster5000: item 2 generates a platform
 SymphonySolstice: oh we have a missile
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a rocket sled
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InventiveRepleteFrogSquadGoals-nuB0T4xShUerJ5s0
 LurkerSpine: nah you stand on it
 Natimus_Prime: Item 2 is a rocket sled, kinda
itmightbemikey: It's a flying platform, that's ITEM-2
nyoomgoom: it's a platform to stand on
Omnipotrevor: moving platform to get across gaps
 Kasran: that's item-2, you can ride on it
 Gekyouryuu: floating platform
letsbelgo: platform
 Drasvin: No, it's a flying platform
 CaptainSpam: Rush was introduced in MM3; in MM2 there were "ITEMs".
 ClodiumSoride: Metil mem!
 DigitalSeahorse: ooooooh
ChrisMackGames: 
EvilBadman: Alex playing this little Mega Man knowledge is chef kiss
 PharaohBender27: 
 SquareDotCube: Item 2 is what you use to cheese Heat Man's platform nonsense
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: it got so much better when rush turned into a jet
 CodeIndigo: this is a really authentic remake of MM2, just...... godawful
 LurkerSpine: this is supposed to be rain lol
 saucemaster5000: time for crab
 betweenmyself: 
ChrisMackGames: That background is.... somethin
Omnipotrevor: So you don't have air anymore?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
niccus: can you... can you call someone easy in public
 LurkerSpine: and waterfalls
 SquareDotCube: scribble falls
 ClodiumSoride: the kazoo renditions of the themes are a treat
 AugmentingPath: I am experiencing difficulty (looking at this background)
 rosesmcgee: Look how they massacred my man
johnnylongtorso: this is roughly how the original would look on stream, it's a bitrate killer
 kingandcommoner: I think the flashing line on the bottom right where som ejpegs fail to overlap is my favorite
 ardn93: This stage in particular is painful to look at. Well executed!
 e_bloc: yeah we never get nintendo -hard anymore
Patron_of_the_Moon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 101 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Patron_of_the_Moon! (Today's storm count: 30)
 LurkerSpine: you're under water, those are spikes
nevermore913: The background makes me so angry
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Deadly pubes
 MacbethSeemsSus: I do like that his feet do a sloth shuffle
 Drasvin: Spike balls
 DigitalSeahorse: butt holes
 SachielOne: death merkins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That background is awful, also I don't think we have figured out how to equip the air shooter thing'
niccus: spikes!
itmightbemikey: Water
 QuixoticScrivener: you are underwater
Omnipotrevor: underwater physics
 TehAmelie: oh, that was underwater
 kingandcommoner: You're underwater
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're underwater there
 CaptainSpam: You're underwater.
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Robots float
 rosesmcgee: Mega Man is very buoyant
yalc321 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 105 months!
 yalc321: Saved my 105 to take out for GARBAGE DAY
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, yalc321! (Today's storm count: 31)
ChrisMackGames: Underwater physix
The_Knight_Owl: The boshy mega man we never knew we needed
 betweenmyself: easy to jump high underwater
 DigitalSeahorse: a very long water caterpillar
Laserbeaks_Fury: It really is
TwilightAvalon: imagination
 Kasran: this would make a lot more sense if you had already played mm2, yeah
DoodlestheGreat: You floataed
 LurkerSpine: definitely relies on you having at least some mega man 2 knowledge
ChrisMackGames: Heet Mem
 Natimus_Prime: Yeah, this is pretty spot on for Megaman 2 honestly.  Other than being shitty, it's basically one for one
 CodeIndigo: underwater physics and instant death spikes
 AugmentingPath: Get Equipped With: Chat's Knowledge of Megaman
 e_bloc: oh yeah, I mean this is almost a scene-for-scene remake
 Manae: At least the frogs werent there
 saucemaster5000: yeh this is "you know the game now lmao"
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know what, way better than if Genie tried to make MegaMan 2
Mai_Andra: Flesh Man...
 Gekyouryuu: the 3 best things to come out of Megaman 2, in no particular order: 1) the song "Airman ga taosenai", 2) the song "Okkusenman", 3) the Duane and Brando rap
ANeMzero: Heatman aka: Zippotricks mc Robotlord.
Omnipotrevor: Oh it did save then
 TehAmelie: i feel the game goes too hard at being bad when there's also a notable lack of effort
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 this Man sure is the most Mega
 kingandcommoner: For someone who doesn't have knowledge of megaman 2, you are definitely reacting just like people playing megaman 2 for the first time
 DigitalSeahorse:     heatman!
 SquareDotCube: I wonder if this has the password system, we could get to Wily Stage 1
 Gekyouryuu: Mettaur, yeah
 rosesmcgee: This is Mega Man the ProtoMen sing about in the rock opera
 betweenmyself: who wants to see YOKU BLOCKS? 
Omnipotrevor: is it just me or is the knockback more generous in this than in actual Megaman?
 e_bloc: you could convince me a very talented 10 year old did this
 raulghoulia: oh no
 Drasvin: Oh boy. The Vanishing Blocks
 TehAmelie: i thought Graham was making that noise
johnnylongtorso: booovoooo
 CaptainSpam: Oh hey, it's everyone's favorite part of any Mega Man game!
 DigitalSeahorse: nice sound fx for the moving block
 betweenmyself: YAY!  YOKUUUUU
KilrenKrae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 115 months!
 KilrenKrae: Hi
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, KilrenKrae! (Today's storm count: 32)
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Rocket Sled time
 darkcyril: Good ol' Yoku Blocks
 ClodiumSoride: Welcome to Mega Man!
 gualdhar: this is mega man baby!
EvilBadman: Rocket sled across 
 LurkerSpine: this is so much more forgiving than mm2
Laserbeaks_Fury: Still faithful
 sekunder: What's this one called?
Toxxick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
 Toxxick: Gorbage Dei?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Toxxick! (Today's storm count: 33)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
varmintx0: no, no he wouldn't
 ClodiumSoride: use item 2!
 CaptainSpam: Get yer item 2!
 LurkerSpine: item 2 suggested
 PharaohBender27: 
 saucemaster5000: yup. This is actually just heat man
ThorSokar: that room is pretty spot on for this level in Mega Man 2
The_Knight_Owl: adam playing boshy would be wild
 e_bloc: has Adam played old school megaman
nyoomgoom: yeah item 2 clears this whole thing
 rosesmcgee: This is weirdly accurate to the original game and it's upsetting
letsbelgo: use the platform!
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: BUWAP
7gorobei: Adam loves complaint equity
KeytarCat: This is just Mega man!  and it's awful!
 raulghoulia: generational trauma W+P graham shows games to alex who shows them to adam
The_Ninjurai: Can you make a rocket to ride on?
 calculated_uncertainties: Love the kazoo
eric_christian_berg subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 91 months!
 eric_christian_berg: Dootdoot!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, eric_christian_berg! (Today's storm count: 34)
   Anubis169: even in MS Paint, this puzzle is still godawful
itmightbemikey: gotta love Yoku Blocks
doubledbear: Is this Meganman?
ChrisMackGames: LOL
 betweenmyself: Git ekwiot wif itme 2
 e_bloc: hey, jump on it
 PharaohBender27: RUDE
 Dog_of_Myth: 
letsbelgo: yup
 WiJohn:   
 LurkerSpine: rip
 Toxxick: Does this remind anyone of the fan made mario game you could get on the widgets screen on 2005ish era macs?
KeytarCat: @The_Knight_Owl Adam is the Boshy!
ChrisMackGames: Out of Ammo
 CouldntPickAUsername: I have arrived to Temu Mega Man....
satyropodobny:   
Aenir798: it's not a cooldown thing? oof
ANeMzero: all out of itmes
 DigitalSeahorse: on top of first block at highest spot?
The_Knight_Owl: @KeytarCat where is that vod?
 fastlane250: Mega Man 2... for the Game Boy! 
 kingandcommoner: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PerfectPolishedPlumberOneHand-NKuoMwSoCCBEBKLV
 Diabore: twice
 LurkerSpine: I do love how there are entire chunks just missing
 MacbethSeemsSus: twice
 rosesmcgee: 2 times
 CaptainSpam: Twice!
Mysticman89: multiple times I believe
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Twice
drcthulu: double boshi
 gualdhar: I'm sorry, you thought a Mega Man game would be generous to your time?
 kumatsu: the vod did not survive
 LurkerSpine: sure aren't
 lamina5432: twice
 Natimus_Prime: He's done it twice, even!
 betweenmyself: could be worse…  could be playing Mega Man DOS 
 Kramburger: Beat it TWICE
 virgil82: He beat it twice actually.
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: games with a difficulty based around 'You don't have a job and only get one  game year'
sunmare_bahamut subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, sunmare_bahamut! (Today's storm count: 35)
 LurkerSpine: this part in mm2 is even more frustrating
 Diabore: boshy only exists in clips
Omnipotrevor: Nah. That was always a real bad part of Megaman. You use up your weapon energy on one attempt, and you basically have to just game over because you don't have enough for the next attempts
 Cptasparagus: the deep pulsing vibration noise is killing me
 ClodiumSoride: Strangely, this game does not yet have any runs at speedrun.com. Be the first!
 couchboyj: Adam is Twice the Boshi.  After he did it the first time, he made it a ton of channel points to make him play it again.   Years later someone redeemed it, and he's a man of his word.
 saucemaster5000: yeah this is genuinely about as bad in mm2
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SaltyAuspiciousFalconJebaited-MtX4OItCjM728xp4
 DigitalSeahorse: F
Laserbeaks_Fury: BU-WUP
 Kasran: and because this isn't an nes emulator, you can't even use savestates
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrappedResilientNightingaleDxCat-PK1PjiQ8KEl8-Hth
LathosTiran: bWoP
 virgil82: Adam made the mistake of making Boshy a channel redemption and his chat are sickos
 DigitalSeahorse: F for friggin platforms
 saucemaster5000: ya either use item 2 at the right time or game out of your boomer mind
 fredcheckers: Strictly speaking this is higher resolution that the original in every way.
Magnifisquatch: I never thought I'd hear a soundtrack entirely comprised of awkwardfart.wav
 ClodiumSoride: Yes, best weapon!
Omnipotrevor: Metal was best
 gualdhar: it's supposed to be a gear on his head
 Natimus_Prime: Yeah, beating this in Megaman 2 was a matter of memorizing the timing.  That's it, no secrets.
 WiJohn: He's a doctor!
 LurkerSpine: this is usually the first boss in the order
KeytarCat: @virgil82 Didn't someone redeem then go on vacation?
 rosesmcgee: I don't remember getting lodged in the disappearing blocks like some kind of Seth  Brundle situation
Omnipotrevor: It is supposed to be a buzzsaw
 Gekyouryuu: it's a gear or sawblade
 betweenmyself: E Tank get!
 Mangledpixel: Estrogen tank!
 Natimus_Prime: It's a circular saw blade
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Ok, they where obvious in the original
 MacbethSeemsSus: I wouldn't overthink the character design
 couchboyj: BusTed redeemed it then went on vacation a few days later yeah
 rosesmcgee: OSHA requires hi viz crushinators
 saucemaster5000: @LurkerSpine I do crash man first cause the level is easier and leads to flash man which gets you powerups faster, but Metal blade is busted
 pleonasticTautology: @Mangledpixel oh i have 12.5 of those
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Can confirm
 e_bloc: yeah this is almost sailing under false colors
 Bugberry: coyote time
emilevitt subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, emilevitt! (Today's storm count: 36)
 Gekyouryuu: we CAN?! I need to try that sometime
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does Space Jump or Screw Attack count
varmintx0: I legitimately can't see whatever was hitting you.
 kingandcommoner: Triple Jump once they accept their Goth half
The_Ninjurai: How did they make this music without getting a migraine?
 jacqui_lantern234: as a trans woman, can confirm estrogen meds make you double jump
 sethtriggs: LOL
hackingducks: remarkably close ape of the original tho
  SmithKurosaki: @jacqui_lantern234 hawt
 rosesmcgee: lo fi beats to mem to
Despoiler98: @jacqui_lantern234 damnnit I'm just Bi all I can do is not sit straight
   Anubis169 jots down a note
 Gekyouryuu: no, this is pretty consistent with the real Metalman theme
 Scy_Anide: Mega Man Dual Override looks great. I didn't realize it was out already.
 e_bloc: metal man's music is an all-terime
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, this makes a LOT more sense if you're familiar with MM2. 
   Anubis169: "Get... Ian... to play this... on... Desert Bus..."
sethtriggs subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 50 month streak!
 sethtriggs: Absolutely magical and a wreckage of color.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, sethtriggs! (Today's storm count: 37)
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's hour two of the recording and the madness has set in
 Bugberry: did you know you only use 10% off the notes at any given time?
 pleonasticTautology: estrogen doesn't make me double jump but it DOES make me signal my turns and merges
   Anubis169: 
 korvys: Fun Fact, Kenny Omega's old theme was from Mega Man 2. Probably not this vesion, though
Magnifisquatch: I prefer scuzzblues to slopjazz
 DigitalSeahorse:    bees are in the kazoos
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Is this Mega Man as conceived by a three-year-old?
 TheWriterAleph: and NBs get like that Mario64 A-press thing, i think...?
ChrisMackGames: 
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: A weapon to surpass metal gear...
 TehAmelie: curses, i must not have got that far on my E
 e_bloc: a creature riding a large gear
hackingducks: I mean... yeah.
Omnipotrevor: My brain is trying to fill in the actual theme here. Like, listen to one after there other just for contrast
 CaptainSpam: That's pretty much what they are.  Tiny robots riding on gears.
johnnylongtorso: it's like a clown riding a giant gear, so you got half of it
EvilBadman: This is very "make mm2 from memory" even if it isn't actually that
hackingducks: it's like a mouse or monkey on a gear
 gualdhar: it's supposed to look like this https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Pierobot\
 dougma: I thought these were supposed to be bad games. this is amazing
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I believe transmen can do wall climbs too
 sethtriggs: This reminds me of this game Steph Sterling covered the trailer of, called "Neptunian Donut"
 emilevitt: @jacqui_lantern234 mine must be defective, where's my double jump?? 
 e_bloc: I do recall watching that video on a stream
 pleonasticTautology: as a furry i see tj "henry" yoshi on my timeline sometimes
itmightbemikey: The mouse on wheels are like, little guys in birthday cone hats on gears
 DigitalSeahorse: I can do half a press
LathosTiran: first we have to talk about parallel universes
 Sethalidos: It's a little gnome
 korvys: and bisexuals are invisible, hence having a bisexual visibility day, where they are vulnerable to attack
 Strebenherz: it amuses me greatly that "IT'S A LITTLE GNOME" from Spud has not left Alex's mind
niccus: mm8
 emilevitt: megaman 8 lmao
 SAJewers: mm7 i think?
 fastlane250: MM8
itmightbemikey: Mega Man 8
 SAJewers: 8 yeah
 sethtriggs: Is this memes?
ButButTheJesus: multi dimensional 3D platformer
LathosTiran: mega man 8 i think
 emilevitt: gotta save doctuh wahwee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz It hasn't left any of ours either
ANeMzero: The PS1 game, because they could have voice acting.
 saucemaster5000: yuup
 Natimus_Prime: Megaman 8 had voices, but it was done by japanese actors speaking english.
 gualdhar: surprisingly faithful to how I remember the game
 saucemaster5000: both? neither?
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig or "AWW IT'S A FLUFFY BUNNY"
itmightbemikey: the VA for Dr. Light ion MM8 did botht he Japanese and English voiceovers
nevermore913: They did what they wanted
   Anubis169: the non-Kazoo silence is deafening
 fastlane250: It's made from a place of respect for the original, I can say
 Bugberry: Edgerunners also showed latinos can stop time.
 SymphonySolstice: Epic
nevermore913: Does it have a kazoo option
 tidehollowcat: It could also be for better AND for worse
 DigitalSeahorse: Not Slop is a good game title
nyoomgoom: yeah i think it works better when you know the original
 e_bloc: row row row your pan
 Arclight_Dynamo: Man, that pumpkin dude is jacked.
ANeMzero: Ah, default unreal engine settings menu. Gotta have the top setting be "Epic" because... Epic makes Unreal.
Desruprot: oh I hope I havn't missed most of Watch + Play
aerolend: Portuguese.
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Look at all that shading
   Anubis169: left-aligned progressive subtitles...
CmdrMadMoe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 132 months!
 CmdrMadMoe: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CmdrMadMoe! (Today's storm count: 38)
 kingandcommoner: Wait is this the rave cult game?
   Anubis169: Happy 11 years CmdrMadMoe!
 underhill33: def portuguese
johnnylongtorso: this reminds me of a Laurie Anderson song
NevermorePainting subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
 NevermorePainting: neat
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, NevermorePainting! (Today's storm count: 39)
 pleonasticTautology: or brazil
Pteraspidomorphi: It's from Brazil
ANeMzero: probably still haven't
 MacbethSeemsSus: Could be brazil
 Arclight_Dynamo: Brazil, most likely.
itmightbemikey: Brazilian
 CmdrMadMoe: @Anubis169 its been HOW long?
 CmdrMadMoe: lol
 margieargie: I know you've played some from Brazil, at least
 sethtriggs: Hmmmmmm
 fredcheckers: @Anubis169 Aren't all progressives left-aligned?
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah Super Miner Adventures is from Brazil
Desruprot: this has an in-game cinematic that is better than some of the games played
   Anubis169: fredcheckers: depends where ya are, but it's a good benchmark
 e_bloc: yeah amazon  puts out a lot of brazilian games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You've played games from Brazil before and I'm not well versed enough to know the difference between Brazilian and Portugal Portuguese
   Anubis169: oh! fredcheckers did ya get my discord message?
 Diabore: this is a very long opening segment
 sethtriggs: "Healthy!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Boy this sure is exposition
Aenir798: We wrote a novel and you will read it
aerolend: All of it. It's an audio book.
 SymphonySolstice: gotta explain the entire plot first
 SkylerRingtail: Gotta get the L O R E first
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Box text!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also you played so super weird political cartoon games
   Anubis169: doesn't she need to take a breath yet?
itmightbemikey: This is the entire game, enjoy
LathosTiran: From the school of Hideo Kojima
 PharaohBender27: In before it turns out this is just a visual novel
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I love visual novels
 sethtriggs: Wild game monologue
 CaptainSpam: This is a very long intro that's very very dark.
 Scy_Anide: Did the background loop?
 CaptainCoriale: It's that glorious dinosaur game all over again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The text is also super small
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: I can barely see it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainCoriale That started with gameplay
Desruprot: that would be a plot twist that this is visual novel
Mysticman89: this just keeps going
 e_bloc: There is more garbage in heaven and earth, Alex and Graham, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy
   Anubis169: Take a breath, please!
 fredcheckers: @Anubis169 Lemme check
 saucemaster5000: Sunless Seas eat your heart out
 emilevitt: this is gonna be on the test later
Dr_fragenstien: this is the objective opposite of "show, don't tell"
 TehAmelie: i saw a story today about someone having trouble getting work in Brazil cause her Spanish was bad, boy did the youtube comments get mad
 margieargie: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And the story in the dinosaur game was BANANAS and that was why it was fascinating
 emilevitt: 
 empyreon: sounds like entrapment
hackingducks: seriously though... is this an interactive audiobook?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This just seems boring
 TheWriterAleph: "Sir, a plane went down in Rio in two Brazilian people died." "Oh my GOD!!! ...how many is a Brazilian?"
BurgerGamer: so is there a game here or...
 DigitalSeahorse: I could use a summary of what narrator is saying at the end
 margieargie: And if anyone asks their name is Lars Gerhart
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc something something sacrifice of shiny entertainment intro
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
johnnylongtorso: @Dr_fragenstien they're showing you the text
 wench_tacular: new Unskipable drop
Mysticman89: has there been any periods
 CaptainSpam: BREATHE!  BREATHE ALREADY!
 MacbethSeemsSus: In this paper I will argue....
Mysticman89: oh theres one
 kingandcommoner: The game is actually just this. It keeps going until you quit
 kdefinition: And the weird spookforest is completely unrelated
 InconsiderateHat: Is there... an interesting story in here somewhere?
 betweenmyself: this is Hideo Kojima levels of long
 Strebenherz: Tip for people making games, editing stuff is okay
 NotCainNorAbel: after several months...the game started
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I wonder if it'll ask you to save your game before continuing the other half of the cutscene like MGS4
doubledbear: Could have been a text crawl
 CaptainSpam: SHOW!  DON'T!  TELL!
 raulghoulia: W+W
 xantos69: This so long I expect them to tell me about the laser gattling T-Rex
 TheWriterAleph: i remember when this would be in the manual
thavleifrim: Game? no this is a video essay
 TheMerricat: Chat I wasn't at the keyboard when we were told the name of the game. Anyone remember it?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Hey you, you're finally awake..."
 e_bloc: this is the game, monologue and then roll credits
niccus: what if you immediately hit credits
johnnylongtorso: you've figured out the score, I've heard it all before
 InconsiderateHat: @CaptainSpam THIS
aZephyrSage: be glad its in Portugese, you know an english narrator would take their sweet time getting through all this exposition
hackingducks: @niccus laughs all around
 GreatSacrificer: I saw a soccer field!
 Scy_Anide: My takeaway so far is HALLOWEEN
 betweenmyself: Game is just a quiz making sure you payed attention to the intro 
 PharaohBender27: Wait, is the intro 2 hours long to get around the Steam refund, maybe? 
Desruprot: some of this exposition could of been discovered through gameplay
Jadaris: @TheMerricat RoPan
 TehAmelie: ah, but they'll never top Daikatana with the loud loading screen halfway through the intro movie
Mysticman89: this is a cool stream of consciousness
 TheMerricat: @Jadaris Thanks!
 e_bloc: the monologue is mostly so you can't refund the game
 AugmentingPath: Oh, hey it's Game of the Year 2025, Exposition 33
DoodlestheGreat: SO MUCH TALKING
 DigitalSeahorse: spoopy apple trees
 sethtriggs: I like to think the text is just a huge loading bar
aerolend: @e_bloc 
Orxolon: ok,i think that's enough
 Strebenherz: OKAY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Or the pteranadon with a shield generator on it's back
 TheWriterAleph: abRUPT
johnnylongtorso: did you get all of that?
varmintx0: omg, it ended
 TheWriterAleph: will that be on the test?
Desruprot: 
 SymphonySolstice: that's gonna be on the test
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 LordZarano: It's "tell, don't show" is the advice right?
 e_bloc: my lore!
 sethtriggs: Wow this game is dark, imagine when it gets to YouTube!
 MacbethSeemsSus: *The narrator will remember this*
Orxolon: ok,pop quiz everybody!
  Juliamon: I am ready for the most bog-standard third-person action RPG ever
 brainbosh: oh no is this a tarkov lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Smash cut  to I don't know what is going on
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: getting around the Steam refund timer with cutscenes is a common accusation, but not *one* cutscene
DakotaKobold: watch and yip
aerolend: The part you skipped told you how to.
 kumatsu: GUTZ
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nice of that hay to bale you out of a jam
 e_bloc: I'm docking points for no needle
 betweenmyself: are we a Kratos? 
 sethtriggs: Oh that UI is hideous
 kdefinition: ah, someone doesn't know to program inventory UIs
Aenir798: This way they avoid having to make 3D assets
 xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep, connected with a psychic teather.
johnnylongtorso: FROM THE TOP!
LathosTiran: nothing is gambling when everything is lootboxes
 sethtriggs: Oh hey you get pets!
 DigitalSeahorse: all items at start of game, easy peasy
 TehAmelie: i have to say the UI is unintuitive
 Bruceski: Why did the pet menu tooltip have a scare sting?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Yeah, that's a new one for sure, especially one long no breath cutscene
Desruprot: its been throwing stuff since that intro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pet menu?
 e_bloc: you know what would make this game great?   voice controls
 MacbethSeemsSus: Clearly you weren't paying attention during the intro 
 kingandcommoner: I like that pistol animation is a pumpkin
 TheWriterAleph: what IS this
 korvys: Uh, it it supposed to be this dark?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is the pistol ammunition a jack o lantern?
 Cptasparagus: @betweenmyself Kratospool?
 Faulpyr: Is this supposed to be a escape from tarkov like?
BurgerGamer: is that a mantis
 IanAllenBird: yes
 e_bloc: after the first 10 minutes how can anything surprise you
 sethtriggs: Had the dev actually seen how another inventory system works for chests?
 SymphonySolstice: I think this game would benefit from some kazoo
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I love him. I will name him Fred.
 kingandcommoner: Mantis Pet
BurgerGamer: YO
 emilevitt: 
hackingducks: well, points for unique pet
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
BurgerGamer: THE BOY
 sethtriggs: Oh for cute!
 emilevitt: you got a buddy!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Desruprot: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
aerolend: Pokemon is quite different in Brazil.
 darkcyril: Why does the PET HAVE THE PLOT?!?
NimrodXIV: well this is definitely unique
 TheWriterAleph: Watch + Preying Mantis
 kdefinition: This is the smokiest flashlight I've ever seen
 e_bloc: assassin's creed prequel
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: will we get a keyring, though?
Morrigan9: misheard piss ammunition
 MacbethSeemsSus: Some say the narrator is still expositing
 empyreon: 
Bearudite: heh heh
 SymphonySolstice: now we're in business
 pleonasticTautology: i got a rock...
 kingandcommoner: Can't believe my parents only give out .22
 TehAmelie: this barn is a prepper bunker!
DoodlestheGreat: "I got a rock..-et."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell is this game?
 sethtriggs: I only got caps
 e_bloc: I can hardly see, are we more daredevil or deadpool
 realbadatthis_: I'm too broke. handing out stripper clips this year
 Gekyouryuu: Graham: Charlie Brown trick or treating here.  "I got a glock."
 TheWriterAleph: THIS is Halloween???
 IanAllenBird: something about these trees feels. like leather
Bearudite: I got a un-updated L85
 TehAmelie: oh yeah, we got multiples of all those keys
aZephyrSage: cant believe you get a mighty T-pose mantis right from the jump
 Dog_of_Myth: LED Brim
 Tangsm: Bronzed straw hat
 SymphonySolstice: turkey serving dish type hat
 DigitalSeahorse: HAY there     
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Hi-Vis hat
 kingandcommoner: I think it's radioactive
DoodlestheGreat: SHOWER HAT!
 TehAmelie: Kung Lao?
Despoiler98: I got yugoslavian 7.63 pistol ammo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is your flashlight some kind of weird greyscale jack-o-lantern nonsense?
 sethtriggs: Oh my
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 TheWriterAleph: OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
 TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: stylin on em
 IanAllenBird: for when you on't want aliens reading your mind but you're still yeehawin
 DeM0nFiRe: It's just vibrating menacingly
 baltimore_667083: 
 margieargie: It's not a very GOOD ghost at its job, but...
 e_bloc: design a ghost but it's also a goose that's twerking
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 fastlane250: they having a spoop
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: High vis straw hat
 InconsiderateHat: 
Despoiler98: 
 betweenmyself: we have both an Energy and an Oil meter in our equipment screen 
ButButTheJesus: what is even
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 fredcheckers: I think the ghost is attempting to eat your ass.
johnnylongtorso: ghosts, famously vulnerable to bullets
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: The ghost has a Ult
 kingandcommoner: The marshmallow ghost is after you and it's apparatnley immune to C4
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where is your health? WHAT
 gualdhar: ahhhh the pokemon is attacking!
Marenai subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Marenai! (Today's storm count: 40)
Desruprot: explosive ghost
 MacbethSeemsSus: gengar, chill
 IanAllenBird: f
 kingandcommoner: You Lost the Game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that just a Boo from Mario?
ButButTheJesus: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KnottyPlayfulPidgeonDxAbomb-wsbWnxGLsJFDYI6i
 TheWriterAleph: my face hurts 
varmintx0: incredible, no notes
 xantos69: At least it didn't make you go through the opening exposition again.
SAJewers subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 118 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SAJewers! (Today's storm count: 41)
 betweenmyself: Nice of them to put the checkpoint after the exposition dump 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What in the everloving fuck is GOING ON
prince_infidel: I thought Let's Nope was next week?
 TheAinMAP:   
 UnknownFriday: Anyone else hearing that in Dave's Spokesman's tone now?
 Cptasparagus: this is America?!?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @UnknownFriday Yes and I love it
 fredcheckers: What this game really needed was Tarkov looting.
ButButTheJesus: ♪ what's this? what is this? no, what IS this ♪
  TStodden: 2 for Weapons?
 e_bloc: @TheWriterAleph I've always enjoyed your cardinality
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WrongGlamorousDurianKappaWealth-fo4XhDBuD7-MK8oL
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WiseCooperativeFloofOpieOP-n5MZsZWz70aWqWBI
 couchboyj: Ya know what this game needs?  Kazoo music.
Zatengo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months!
 Zatengo: Oh look, a funny comment for a fun number
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Zatengo! (Today's storm count: 42)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: one, one hundred guns.  lay down your arms, give up the fight
 SnackPak_: o7
 NewtyNewts: Is this the first game?
 SymphonySolstice: welp
ButButTheJesus: its in the subocean
DoodlestheGreat: BALEEETED
 sethtriggs: Absolutely amazing UI
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts No
  Juliamon: NewtyNewts They started with Meega Mem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP
 Strebenherz: @NewtyNewts second, first was megaman 2 but better
 sephyhallow: Love that they got the GOT guys to do the lighting for this indie game
 NewtyNewts: Sounds like I've got a VOD to rewatch later
 wench_tacular: well obviously
 NotCainNorAbel: just like real life
 e_bloc: look this is intuiative to americans
Hangedman subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 100 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Hangedman! (Today's storm count: 43)
 EOstby: Welcome to the Gun Zone, we've got fun and games?
 Hangedman: Hay: Stacked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT does anyone else smell toast, that was word salad
 kingandcommoner: Is it attracted to the flashlight?
Veraphage subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 126 months!
 Veraphage: ye
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Veraphage! (Today's storm count: 44)
 StephenJM81: looks like he is ice skating
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 Mangledpixel: My guess is they bought two different inventory systems on the asset store then kludged them together
CAKHost: How dare Twitch not email this is live....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did everyone else hear the phrase "you put the gun from your inventory into the gun zone where you could move it to be equipped"
CAKHost: *that this is live
 kingandcommoner: Oooh, I love mega Mind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 CouldntPickAUsername: Bruce Wayne Lives there
 EJGRgunner: Na na na na na na na na BAT GAME
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is it coffin shaped
 Faulpyr: Tarkov
 fredcheckers: This is 60s Batman town
 Arclight_Dynamo: Because the only games they've played have lootboxes?
CAKHost: Is this "We have Deadpool at home, the game"???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I bet they couldn't figure out how to put multiple items in one chest
 SymphonySolstice: 100% it's probably because they couldn't figure out how to get them to all show up in one chest
 e_bloc: built for 2
ZeroArcana: and the tiniest of stairs
aZephyrSage: maybe its survival horror so the bad controls and weird inventory are good actually? pretty sure thats how that works
 Arclight_Dynamo: Gizmoduck?
 darkcyril: Oh cool. It's Ezio Auditor-ish.
 kdefinition: Is there a "talk to NPCs" button?
 DeM0nFiRe: lol an npc and a chest in a room and it's the only non-interactable items in the entire damn game
 Arclight_Dynamo: @darkcyril Ezio Auditorium
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kdefinition We can't even figure out the "equip weapons" button that is different from the "use weapons" button which we don't know
 betweenmyself: all this game needs is some dank Kazoo beats
CAKHost: Why is that Mantis Stancing at me, Menancingly?! D8
 MacbethSeemsSus: The story writer and game designer were not on the same page in terms of effort.
 Zatengo: It trying to be tarkov with opening different individual drawers, but couldnt figure out how?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game has a weird lack of sounds
 raulghoulia: lofi kazoo beats to study to
 SymphonySolstice: aaaugh.
 EOstby: What about Banjo-KazooBeats?
hey_there_Enfys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
 hey_there_Enfys: Whee!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, hey_there_Enfys! (Today's storm count: 45)
 sethtriggs: Is a Wilhelm Scream next?
 fredcheckers: The ghost sounds like he's about to bust
 empyreon: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's just no ambient sounds in this game interspersed by random noises
 e_bloc: hey now, my kid can do better than that
 sephyhallow: ghost bustin'
 darkcyril: @fredcheckers Well, bustin' historically makes people feel good.
 sethtriggs: Love the glowy cowboy hat
 DigitalSeahorse:         I have a lot of spoops atm
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fredcheckers: @darkcyril I ain't afraid of no BED!
 PharaohBender27: Why *are* the trees so angry?
   Anubis169: bahahahaha
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 kingandcommoner: Candle Jack?
 IanAllenBird: oh a scarym'n
Xenguin47 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
 Xenguin47: Nice.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Xenguin47! (Today's storm count: 46)
 e_bloc: thats good writing, way to go ted ramia
   Anubis169: Candle Ja---
 e_bloc: raimi?
 darkcyril: @PharaohBender27 Probably something Saruman did.
 Strebenherz: Adam laugh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
 sethtriggs: I have a friend like that
 sephyhallow: All the enemies are straight out of Burning Man
 Athelgar: is your flashlight mounted to your belt buckle?
 pleonasticTautology: beavis and butthead-ass laugh
 neisan2112: I think those are items on the ground, but you can't pick them up cus they aren't in boxes.
 TehAmelie: basically just like Macbeth
 kingandcommoner: Gotta love Power Walkign to victory
 DigitalSeahorse: a sinister Beetlejuice cosplay guy
 sethtriggs: So I guess the trees are only in the low spots
CAKHost: @Athelgar Totally is
 fredcheckers: @Athelgar The fleenis.
   Anubis169: this game seems like a prime one for a sub-ocean
 sethtriggs: In games that are *designed* they would seem to give you signposts of where to go
 Drasvin: Soup?
Dr_fragenstien: does it not? In the gun screen it said it was at 99%
 betweenmyself: we do have an Oil meter though 
 sethtriggs: I love how the figures vibrate violently.
 Xenguin47: Just tuning in... why is the top of our hat lit by our flashlight?
 DigitalSeahorse: "Lead the player with light."    
 sephyhallow: It looks like a rave spot 3 hours before the show starts
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoxyOutstandingSpindleEagleEye-yrFHV7vPxLlsB9V2
 Athelgar: @fredcheckers that one time the 'fleshligh' typo happened and they just ran with it
 sethtriggs: Splash damage?
 TehAmelie: is that what they call a powerbomb in wrestling?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
CAKHost: heheheheBearedDragon.gif
 fredcheckers: The obvious solution is to restart were it not the game were it not for that intro.\
 MacbethSeemsSus: Can't believe I'm saying this, but the game needs more yellow paint
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Dr_fragenstien: you are giving them too much credit
 fredcheckers: @Athelgar This one is an outie.
   Anubis169: huh?
 sethtriggs: Not pausing in inventory is cheap in this kinda game
 TehAmelie: the game is secretly 2D
   Anubis169: i thought that was part of the W&P logo
 IanAllenBird: oh sword hands
offbeatwitch: Lost
 sephyhallow: "Almost dead" gives me a sliver of hope
CAKHost: That Stance!
 sethtriggs: I never liked that show anyway!
 fredcheckers: @sethtriggs No it's totally just like tarkov
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, I've just been made to feel old: the new season of the magical girl franchise PreCure recently started, and part of the premise involves the main girl time traveling back to a radically different old time period... 1999.
aZephyrSage: hey, now thats true, theyve got red numbers
 InconsiderateHat: classic W+P
 e_bloc: tbf that's how i imagine death works
   Anubis169: bottom rightmost item... why do you have 2 HP DeskJet printers?
Dr_fragenstien: yeah the flashlight super does have batteries, you can see it on the hud with the gun
SweetieMemily subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SweetieMemily! (Today's storm count: 47)
 DigitalSeahorse: this time with gun!   
 sethtriggs: You would think the dev could grab a better inventory asset
 fredcheckers: We're Residue Ebil 4
Dr_fragenstien: I think they both have batteries, it just doesn't show up on the hud, only the guns meny
 sethtriggs: It didn't even checkpoint you
 e_bloc: I love immersive gameplay
 fredcheckers: The Flashlight has one of those novelty Halloween filters but it doesn't show up in gameplay.
 neisan2112: Oh god the flashlight turns off when you bring up your gun LMAO
 AugmentingPath: Going somewhere?! Huehuehuehuehue
 SymphonySolstice: rip
   Anubis169: 
 Strebenherz: FANTER
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 empyreon: 
 sethtriggs: oh no that mouth no
 SymphonySolstice:  
FanboyBryan:  
 Xenguin47: Spoopifer got teeth
 fredcheckers: Ghost gums
 DeM0nFiRe: Orange fanter or grape fanter?
 e_bloc:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: that might just mean phantom
 darkcyril: @DeM0nFiRe Pineapple.
 sethtriggs: that was not cool dev
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: and we have no bullestas
 RelwinEJ: hardly know er
 HadesLeprechaun: hey you got another can of Fanter?
 DeM0nFiRe: @darkcyril Oh good choice
 CaptainSpam: KITTY
 IanAllenBird: meow??
   Anubis169:  KITTY!?
 sethtriggs: A cat?
Despoiler98: kitty?
 sethtriggs: WHA
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Despoiler98: HUH?
 Strebenherz: You got ghosted
 CaptainSpam: EXPLODING KITTY
 HadesLeprechaun: gotcha from behind
Dr_fragenstien: the cat did 500 damage?
 empyreon: WUT
 SkylerRingtail: Was the cat a trap?
 SymphonySolstice: bodied
 betweenmyself: 
 wench_tacular: load bearing kitty
 Tangsm: Fatalikitty
 IanAllenBird: the cat was a trap......
 TheMerricat: 500 damage
 e_bloc: it was an atomic kitten
 DigitalSeahorse:  meow?
 darkcyril: Cat scare.
jessicaengle: Kitty shot you
Despoiler98: was the cat a nuke?
DoodlestheGreat: I think it was a mine.
   Anubis169: bye game
 Drasvin: 500 damage showed up when you tried to pick up kitty?
 TehAmelie: i think the game wants to ask "wouldn't you rather keep playing this than play Lost?" and i'm like 50-50
   Anubis169: (for given definition of 'game')
 sethtriggs: A NekoMine
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringDeliciousMartenSuperVinlin-8UIWQhD1tue7XVXj
 tidehollowcat: 'twas an exploding kitten
 TehAmelie: *watch Lost
 raulghoulia: at least megaman was a game
 betweenmyself: pretty dire
 Scy_Anide: So that really was just a narration simulator
 sethtriggs: Oh hey this menu is edited that's nice
 DigitalSeahorse: so bright
 HadesLeprechaun: is that supposed to be like, a 'black cats are cursed' sort of thing?
 fredcheckers: Exploding Kittens the video game.
nevermore913: As opposed to all those dead battles
   Anubis169: can we skip to the end and say no
 sethtriggs: I'm very happy about there being a font different than Arial. Small victories!
 TehAmelie: i was a little shocked to see a game with some vitality
aZephyrSage: to be fair, cats doing damage when you try to pick them up is not unheard of
 e_bloc: atomic kitten like the britpop group
 korvys: Graham, *how* sure are you that you've never played it?
 DigitalSeahorse: BUS
 e_bloc: I think he's just been hanging out
 Gekyouryuu: he's been busy lying on his back in his hiding spot
 Xenguin47: I mean, he's been hiding, sooo
 sethtriggs: whaaaa....how did...the bike stay up and also clip
 SymphonySolstice: soilder
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessBashfulStarlingPJSugar-BImvgB9z2UjVoETG
 sethtriggs: This asset pack seems familiar
 kingandcommoner: Your bullets are no match for our plywood
 Arclight_Dynamo: Desert Storm-era American solder on a red Harley Davidson. This dev 100% needs to take their back ibuprofen.
 SymphonySolstice: ram it with the car?
 TehAmelie: remember, only destroy the enemy in red area
CAKHost: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedMotionlessTireKreygasm-oiob_-ydbDl-VQsf
 DigitalSeahorse: I like that you can aim in there without being pointed at them at all
 HadesLeprechaun: mission complete 1/23
   Anubis169: Mission 1.. of 23
 sethtriggs: Good thing that sand is concrete
  SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo I misread this as Desert Bus-era lol
 Arclight_Dynamo: Loud pipes save lives, G
 Drasvin: Loud pipes save lives?
 Arclight_Dynamo: @SmithKurosaki 
Omnipotrevor: Why does this bike look like it drives like the ME Mako?
 SymphonySolstice: motorcycle
 Cptasparagus: its a biker saying
 sethtriggs: I actually thought the evergreens were growing out of the sand.
   Anubis169: quiet bikes run people over more
 SnackPak_: its a thing
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's a thing some motorcyclists say to justify not having mufflers.
 NotCainNorAbel: It is thing that HD people say as a reason to be loud
 kdefinition: It's a defense of the fart noises motorcycles make
 kingandcommoner: That's why people mod their motorcycles to be louder
   Anubis169: louder exhausts mean you can hear them coming
 Xenguin47: Oh, loud motorcycles can be heard by other cars
 e_bloc: I understand in context
 sethtriggs: Presumably with the exhaust loud it defeats the car soundproofing
ThorSokar: That's what assholes who make their motorcycles even louder say to justify being a jackass
 sethtriggs: It doesn't really
Morrigan9: drivers would be more aware of you
 e_bloc: that makes sense
CAKHost: Activate Mask Layer!
Meyari subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 125 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Meyari! (Today's storm count: 48)
 Xenguin47: So you know they're in your blind spot and don't run them over
 Drasvin: It's a phrase among bikers. The theory is that louder pipes are easier for cars to hear.
 Cptasparagus: the clapping of the motorcycle cheeks alerts the cars
 fredcheckers: It's supposed to prevent collisions allegedly because drivers can hear them.
CAKHost: Because Why Not!
   Anubis169: yeah it's a bollocks saying
 e_bloc: especially since motorists are notoriously blind to motorcycles
 kingandcommoner: Gollum?
 Blip2004: If my hog is loud, the damn idiots in the crosswalk will know to move
ButButTheJesus: yep
 sethtriggs: LOL the smoke is stuck in the air
 TheMerricat: Hogsters like to claim that having their hogs loud is a safety feature because it makes sure people are aware of them.
thavleifrim: gun can only shoot solider
 darkcyril: Guns only work on soldiers.
 TheMerricat: Safety experts actually say it doesn't help at all.
 Cptasparagus: as an ex-motorcyclist who has been hit by a car, they don't care they still will ignore you
 sethtriggs: That's right, it doesn't help at all
 e_bloc: I wonder if thats sarcasm
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, 100% with you on that.
 NotCainNorAbel: absolutely agree G, they are fucking assholes
 DigitalSeahorse: is to annoy people on purpose
CAKHost: By loud, you mean they intentionally make it louder??
   Anubis169: Graham: Around here it's people who take the baffles out of them... and it sounds like a bike that's had the baffles taken out, not a beefy bike >_<
 CouldntPickAUsername: see also loud cars
 Fruan: You know the number one best way to not get killed on a motorcycle? DON'T GET ON A MOTORCYCLE
 xantos69: As an American who believes in freedom in all things... Yea I'm with you G.  There is no point to that they just ruin the outdoors.
 sethtriggs: These asset buiildings are standardized
 CaptainSpam: Maybe if they learned to not run people over?
 lirazel64: Harley even patented the Harley exhaust sound.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: unfortunately "loud pipes" has morphed into "5 billion lumen LED headlights" which are actual dangers
ButButTheJesus: anyone revving their engine can go to therapy or go kick rocks
 TehAmelie: we'll have to find some guided missiles huh
 sethtriggs: The red target looks like a poppy
 A_Dub888: what up fam, how’s the garbussy?
   Anubis169: LOL
 sporkraptor: are... the people blowing up?
ButButTheJesus: @A_Dub888 look upon this garbo and despair
CAKHost: @A_Dub888 Thanks I hate it. Welcome! X
   Anubis169: yeah it's a fishbowl
 sethtriggs: Is that barricade solid?
 DeM0nFiRe: I think this game might be bad
A_Dub888 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 137 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, A_Dub888! (Today's storm count: 49)
   Anubis169: can you jump over it?
 sethtriggs: Nice building, just a single stairway
 kingandcommoner: That's not the game
 kdefinition: Probably an asset they bought, if it seems quality at all
 gualdhar: that stairway doesnt even go anywhere
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: ahhahah
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 sethtriggs: Opa!
CAKHost: Parkour!
SleepyDragonGms: YAY, platformer
 Blip2004: Its odd to think someone looked at Arma 3 and thought "Yeah I could make it worse"
 CaptainSpam: I mean, now I have an idea to make a puzzle game where you have to figure out how to kill people in absurd situations, but disguise it as a tactical shooter.
 A_Dub888: GAMPLOX
 sethtriggs: It's Spec Opa!
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's climbing skills!
 HadesLeprechaun: this mans got some serious hops
   Anubis169: fortunately you can leap tall ledges in a single bound
Fanklok: You're annoyed now but when t they're gone you'll miss the pitter patter of enemy hostiles
 fredcheckers: He
 fredcheckers: he
 TehAmelie: i feel the windows have invisible walls that only bullets get through
 A_Dub888: @Anubis169 how tall?
CAKHost: Noo you can't shoot me i is hidin'
 xantos69: Have we found the gameplay yet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Simply force the game to do what you want
RothonWylar: can you get on top of the tan building across the street?
 gualdhar: game is so unrealistic, I can jump up *four* stories to my balcony
 WiJohn: I don't think this building has building in it
 fredcheckers: He's got a climbing indicator on his own backpack, which is how he can jump so high.
 Blip2004: there doesn't appear to be any hallway connecting the rooms
 IanAllenBird: yeah it doesn't feel like there's actually a building in that building
 TheMerricat: I honestly think this is a fish shooting game, you aren't meant to go in, just lob nades.
   Anubis169: those stairs probabyl don't go anywhere 
Dr_fragenstien: I don't think you're supposed to be able to play this game
 e_bloc: what if one is all that you can score
 NewtyNewts: I don't think there even IS an inside. Just cubbies
 kingandcommoner: Somehow this is the worst game yet
nevermore913: This is a really bad one of these
 sethtriggs: I wonder how much this cost
ThorSokar: there's slop, and then there's whatever the hell this is
CAKHost: So collision is a suggestion in this game.
ThorSokar: Mega Mem has progression
 Strebenherz: i love that baseline
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 CaptainSpam: It was also made with love.  A perverse sense of love, but with love nonetheless!
 SymphonySolstice: meega mem is a game you can finish, which is better than our next two examples
 Strebenherz: Also the music had more variety 
CAKHost: There's a Charizard somewhere and they gotta catch it!
 kingandcommoner: I think you know which of you is in the wrong game
   Anubis169: why is there a diner with no seats?
 HadesLeprechaun: it was part of the asset pack they bought
fedoraguydev: hiii
 e_bloc: sweet sweet assssset
 gualdhar: it's a Fallout reference! (it's not)
 kingandcommoner: I love lamp
 CaptainSpam: People just walking by, "Oh hey, shootin' out the neighbors, huh?  Welp, best o' luck to ya!"
SleepyDragonGms: I think I have this asset pack.
 HadesLeprechaun: gotta get the most out of what they paid for
 Tangsm: I like the forest of random street lamps
 Tangsm: The lamps grow wild here
Mysticman89: this may be a subocean opportunity as well
CAKHost: That mode does nothing
 DigitalSeahorse: hyjack BUS
 kingandcommoner: As a treat
 MacbethSeemsSus: 22 missions to go guys
 fredcheckers: DESERT BUS
   Anubis169: Alex, how much in donations for you to drive this desert and constantly tap 'left'
 NewtyNewts: Bus? In Desert?
 TheMerricat: I like the fact that the bus is faster than they motorcycle and ends up riding their ass.
 TehAmelie: it's one of them human terrarium environments
CAKHost: Other than Mask Layering and it isn't even a great example of that. Stan will be dissappointed
 kingandcommoner: It was nice when the bad guy was in another hemisphere
 sethtriggs: Go as slow as possible without tipping over
 Arclight_Dynamo: We yearn for the comprehensible horrors of our youth.
  Juliamon: The devil we knew
DarthRagnar815: It twas a simpler time.
CAKHost: YEET
 Strebenherz: Can alex hijack the bus, and do a desert bus?
 sethtriggs: That bike corners like a lake freighter
 HadesLeprechaun: this community uses the term 'subocean' so commonly and casually, but is that actually a thing or did LRR invent that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's very boat-like
 sethtriggs: Oh nooooooo that jank
 Gekyouryuu: what'd Miss Frizzle do to you?!
 DigitalSeahorse: shoot out their tires
 fredcheckers: Real DB has a better framerate.
 e_bloc: no shit?
   Anubis169: from the very first Watch & Play, in Prayer Warriors: AOFG
 kingandcommoner: shotgun van?
CAKHost: PS1 Jittering, you are better than this! I'm sure you can fine better roles!
 SymphonySolstice: subocean was from prayer warriors, which had an additional ocean underneath the ocean
 schordash: why are there people walking on top of the street lamps???
 sporkraptor: you found gameplay!
 e_bloc: let it never be said that LRR are not pioneers
 TheAinMAP: 
 sethtriggs: Ah self-righting vans, I like those
ButterBall000: The superocean was a treat
 IanAllenBird: are there people on the street lights?
   Anubis169: "REMEMBER ME!!" 🔥
 kingandcommoner: three eyed skull
 WiJohn: Is that a giant butter Sadam?
Dr_fragenstien: for free?
 Gekyouryuu: two vast and trunkful legs of stone
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 xantos69: sho fet?
 sethtriggs: I think I play a game that has this asset!
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Two vast an legless trunks -- dammit, my joke!
 fredcheckers: That speedometer calls people hoss
 e_bloc: I think they generally do take off their shoes before the last thing he did
johnnylongtorso: who let the Saddogs out
 foopoiuyt: Don't give away that kind of content for free
ThorSokar: Feet For FREE?!? in 2026?!
CAKHost: Prayer Warriors: Was Watch+Play before it's arrival XD
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think you were the first to discover the extra level they forgot under the map there in Prayer Warriors
niccus: i always forget that part of the cave diagram
 Texan_Reverend: The flames coming out of the van's tailpipe are amazing.
EvilBadman: SaDAAAYUM
   Anubis169: Look upon my RPG-ridden crotch ye mighty, and despair!
 NewtyNewts: Suubocean?
 empyreon: 
CAKHost: XD
 ShaneLeeAtk: Thirpston!!!
 sethtriggs: Great skills, shooting behind you
 CastleOtranto: Look upon my ass ye mighty and despair
 DigitalSeahorse: while facing away
NimrodXIV: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta say, the Just Cause series has gone down hill
RedRaptor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, RedRaptor! (Today's storm count: 50)
 SquareDotCube: better to play a Just Cause
 Forgebold: It looked like you gave him pubes
 Diabore: just sawing threw these
   Anubis169: what detritus do we have next?
 Diabore: through*
Omnipotrevor: There were a bunch from older days you talked about revisiting
 e_bloc: don't mind if I do
 sethtriggs: LOL
 Gekyouryuu: Alex, the statue was still intact. those legs of stone were, in fact, trunkful
Texan_Reverend subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 95 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Texan_Reverend! (Today's storm count: 51)
johnnylongtorso: professional driver on closed course
 sethtriggs: Oh could this be a new Beautycopter-like?
aZephyrSage: if it is a game that can be played then its already got an adventure over the others so far
 ClodiumSoride: I've seen an trailer for this! It looks awesome!
 TehAmelie: an expression that's impossible in reality? that's videogames baby
 HadesLeprechaun: that's the fun part, you get to find out!
 korvys: That was looking like Mirror's Edge in a truck
  Juliamon: The Nice Shot! or Beautycopter of the genre
CAKHost: The problem with dumpster fires; they often burn up everything inside so you have to get out what you can before the Ash
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/YawningCarelessStingraySoonerLater-V6rnO-lQaf6XQRAp
Despoiler98: they didnt look out the window
   Anubis169: They were on the loo
epsilon_vee: there's a lot going on here
M4RKNUTT subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
M4RKNUTT: Sub baby
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, M4RKNUTT! (Today's storm count: 52)
 DigitalSeahorse: I've submitted bonkers games
 sethtriggs: I love kei trucks
 kdefinition: also, asteroid's don't randomly burn up if they're not in atmosphere
 A_Dub888: Dang, TWO collisions from space
 NewtyNewts: Performing for you!
 e_bloc: safety isn't masculine
 Gekyouryuu: oh, is this Easy Delivery Squad?
EvilBadman: Aliens are on the self driving UFOs trend
 sethtriggs: 20XX is a nice game
 Gekyouryuu: 
 HadesLeprechaun: @Juliamon I need to go back and watch the Beautycopter stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it similar to Nice Shot?
 e_bloc: thats just derivative from other future games
 Dog_of_Myth: !gant
  LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ ႳႣႶႠ
 Diabore: what engine is in this fucking thing
wishiwassleeping subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, wishiwassleeping! (Today's storm count: 53)
Fanklok: Is that the sequel to Charlie XCX?
 Drasvin: 20XX? Does that mean this rally is going to get interupted by Dr Wily?
CAKHost: We. Are. So. Excited. We. Can. Not. Move.
 sethtriggs: Getting a kei truck up to 150km/h  I call foul
 Arclight_Dynamo: God, a kei truck really would be so wildly dangerous.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian needs to see this
 CaptainSpam: Ah, so this is Ian Horner: The Video Game? 
 Too_Many_Knives: See if we can get blue sparks
Despoiler98: gotta go FAST
 korvys: Yeah, it's called the handbrake
 EOstby: Stay on target.
 e_bloc: gant gant
 Dog_of_Myth: Okay, this seems good
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh I love Promise Mascot Agency
RothonWylar: Of course there's a srift button
 wench_tacular: 
 RainyMint: Gant Gant
doubledbear: Ass is about all that little truck can haul
   Anubis169: ok i like this
 DigitalSeahorse: let's take the river!
Despoiler98:     nyooooom
 sethtriggs: I dig the scenery
 empyreon: even a ghost truck would go over a bridge! 
   Anubis169: this Kei Truck is immortal, just like real Kei Trucks
RothonWylar: there is a health bar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am INDESTRUCTIBLE
glitched_goddess: truck made of nintendium
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
  LRRbot: Time for a new transmission!
 SymphonySolstice: as indestructible as a wuling van
 DigitalSeahorse: oh this is what KTrucks look like
CAKHost: How are you supposed to make that turn?!
 wench_tacular: that'll buff out
 HadesLeprechaun: I need to find a speedrun of this game, stat
 comrade_cards: This is a bad game?
 TehAmelie: this is reminiscent of Burnout
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Assuming 20XX uses a base-36 number system, this game is set in the year 94533.
 Dog_of_Myth: This Kei truck is like a honey badger
CrmsnDragoon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 146 months, currently on a 146 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CrmsnDragoon! (Today's storm count: 54)
 A_Dub888: not how expected a Burnout revival to turn out but…
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the correct thing to get from that command here
 sethtriggs: HIps are going to distort!!!
 TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: SICK
 TehAmelie: like, 6% Burnout
 CastleOtranto: Oh no, my hips!
 Too_Many_Knives: do a barrel role!
Welbog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months, currently on a 97 month streak!
 Welbog: Sick flip
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Welbog! (Today's storm count: 55)
RothonWylar: That's WHAT SHE SAID?
Despoiler98: WICKED
 TheWriterAleph: Skyrim truck
 sethtriggs: Technique level 2!
 darkcyril: I need one of these for my delivery route.
  Texan_Reverend: So, this is just a GT-R with a kei truck body kit right?
 sporkraptor: barrel roll!
CAKHost: @RothonWylar XD
Despoiler98: did you just BLUE SHIFT?
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is what DOT import regulations want to keep from you, SMDH
DoodlestheGreat: I think the colors mean you're going too fast for the turn?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Gekyouryuu: Initial K
 fredcheckers: Is this Big Rigs 2: Small Rigs?
   Anubis169: Initial Derp
 sporkraptor: wait there's a co-driver??
ButButTheJesus: Kellogg's Initial K
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 sporkraptor: one of them can't stop screaming
 sethtriggs: I have friends I think who would play the hell out of this
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: Driving a keitora thru a bamboo forest... And Ian is not driving. This is grounds for bit-infringement
Despoiler98: but how many points if you make them UNalive?
 Gekyouryuu: in my defense, I got it in chat a half-second before you said it on my screen, so accounting for delay, we both beat each other to it
 NoOne_OfConsequence: \
 Drasvin: Based on the comments, the health bar might be for the Co-driver instead of the truck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This kind of has vibes like the Super Truck people made it
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 e_bloc: The demolition still can be a lot of fun
 Welbog: You got 58,000 carpoints!
 sethtriggs: Technique level 9!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Drasvin  I mean
 Welbog: Most car!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fredcheckers: Hokkaido Drift
   Anubis169: HAHAHHA
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 sporkraptor: okay spaceship?
ThorSokar: This is very Baja-1000 of intentionally driving a piece of crap at the race (They have a category specifically for vintage unmodified VW Bugs)
 Gekyouryuu: nice
 sethtriggs: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 CaptainSpam: Whunk.
Despoiler98: LAWNDARTED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An alien?
 SnackPak_: art
 DigitalSeahorse:  
CAKHost: Hello slide whistle
KeytarCat: This is an Ian game so far
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 sethtriggs: Alien-C is my favorite
 HadesLeprechaun: the co-pilot is a real thing for rally racing, they're supposed to alert you of upcoming turns so you can make them as fast as possible
 Athelgar: "Sanka, ya dead?'
 A_Dub888: remarkably intact for having been hit by a space rock
 TheWriterAleph: bogos?
 betweenmyself: 
 Welbog: Let's melt into this pee, guys
 Strebenherz: PEAK
 Gekyouryuu: genius
ButButTheJesus: make way for piss
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Activate XCOM.
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 empyreon: just NOPE
 sethtriggs: This reminds me of PRince of Space
 e_bloc: not use to earth's gravity
NeoOfTheDark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, NeoOfTheDark! (Today's storm count: 56)
 CaptainSpam: *pop!*
 Strebenherz: YOINK
Despoiler98: just GONE
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CourteousTalentedSkirretSwiftRage-Yldh6O792bCAV4cL
 A_Dub888: okay
 e_bloc: huh I didn't realize mars had a staples
 Arclight_Dynamo: The comedic timing here is great.
 IanAllenBird: okay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well one of them decided to leave
thavleifrim: ok
 RainyMint: okay
 TehAmelie: ah, this has some charm
 fredcheckers: Boss Coffee
CAKHost: Uh?
 Dog_of_Myth: okay
nevermore913: Boop
 NotCainNorAbel: This racing game is different than other racing games
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: "tis a silly place"
 DigitalSeahorse: just TV remote them away
 sethtriggs: This is wild
 HadesLeprechaun: I am engaged by this plot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so weirdly engaging and I'm here for it
 sporkraptor: drooones
 DigitalSeahorse: drones
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what is a dilithium crystal if not a special stone
CAKHost: Wait so are we still a truck or...?
 NewtyNewts: These your enemies?
 xantos69: I looked away are we still playing the truck racing game?
 gualdhar: are aliens allowed to have current human technology?
RothonWylar: Quad copters have redundancy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Hell yes we are
 SalamiSuperstar: Wait, is this a different ship than the one that got punked at the beginning?
 sporkraptor: evasive maneuvers??
 Gekyouryuu: have you heard about Penis-gate
  Juliamon: oh, yeah, drone footage is....
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh the drone work is incredible
Morrigan9: cool
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Luge is so cool.
   Anubis169: it's amazing!
 sethtriggs: Sounds fun!
 lamina5432: I really want to watch the olympics but US has no good spot to do so
 RedRaptor: The drone coverage is bananas
 Too_Many_Knives: Heck that does sound cool
 e_bloc: I love the female figure skater who plays magic, but the cards she pulls out of her pocket make no sense together
 Too_Many_Knives: This is on the CBC coverage?
 g0blinslide: the shots are cool, but the sound is grating
 fredcheckers: USA had the main broadcaster shut down all winter olympics coverage for Super Bowl
 awildshen: the drone on the Big Air Snowboarding was incredible
 DigitalSeahorse: wooooosh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Co-driver just saying "try not to die" is a mood in this game
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 margieargie: Looks like team bus is blasting off again!
 DigitalSeahorse: YEET bus
 Bugberry: this feels like Katamari era PS2 game.
 sethtriggs: Nice stuff
 Too_Many_Knives: Sweet I know what I'm doing later
 Natimus_Prime: drones need even numbers so that half the blades spin clockwise and the other half spin counterclockwise.  It counteracts drift.
 Arclight_Dynamo: One of the Canadian skiers said he tried to shoo one away like a fly because it got a bit close. 
 Nigouki: on a related note, the Super Bowl Halftime Show Steadycam folks also knocked it out of the park
 MacbethSeemsSus: We just have to wait for NBC in the states....
   Anubis169: fewer ads
 Dog_of_Myth: *takes notes*
   Anubis169: or none
 lamina5432: no definitely not that
nevermore913: Well yes
 NotCainNorAbel: yeah well in the US we get all the backstory on the 2nd cousin of the backup ref
DarthRagnar815: The pilot skills required to shoot those shots has to be crazy.
ThorSokar: you should because NBC's coverage blows ass
LathosTiran: diffrent commentators
 SkylerRingtail: And doesn't censor boos
 e_bloc: probably doing a lot of understating there
 sethtriggs: That makes sense about the drone needing even nos.
 gualdhar: but then I have to listen to an announcer root for Canadians, which... honestly isn't that bad.
doubledbear: I would be surprised that cbc has geoblocking tbh
 lamina5432: NBC online coverage isn't live unless you pay
 wench_tacular: that's one tough truck
 Gekyouryuu: this game rules
 Dog_of_Myth: Barrel Roll!!
 Athelgar: swarms of drones from every network chasing competitors like the Skifree yeti
 sethtriggs: Maybe the aliens are chasing your kei truck because it has their Albecurrie drive
offbeatwitch: yo sick flip
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: As someone who is not Canadian, can I say you should VPN into watch CBC coverage?>
 TheAinMAP:  
 A_Dub888: “do a barrel roll!”
 HadesLeprechaun: The Whitest Kids U Know giving the 'I'm not allowed to tell you to k*** the president' speech
 RedRaptor: I think they have all those feeds if you pay for peacock but it's not ideal
CAKHost: I have a growing need to draw this truck doing the Akira slide
JadedCynic: "Do a barrel roll!" 
 Arclight_Dynamo: @gualdhar CBC is much better about that than US networks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want Ian to do a PIF of this
 e_bloc: also I like when canadians win?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I really want some interviews with the drone operators. Just what it's like to do that.
 SymphonySolstice: the most egregious they ever were was during the vancouver olympics, which I think was justified
 Zatengo: Whats this game called? Might want to check it out
nevermore913: NBC definitely roots for Americans it is annoying
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Seconded
 Xenguin47: Whaaaat!?
 e_bloc: didn't realize gooning made the olympics
JadedCynic: HERESY 
 Dog_of_Myth: Must be nice. 
 DigitalSeahorse: the vehicle handling on this is amazing, both Alex and the game   
 Strebenherz:   
 AnjaZeta: Probably 100% less Snoop Dog too
 Gekyouryuu: is that legal, Alex?
 Nigouki: we Lupin
 Sethalidos: but murica
 HadesLeprechaun: that's some sick wallriding
 Too_Many_Knives: Spaaaaace
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 rosesmcgee: Drive Kei-razy
 korvys: Crazy, or Krazy?
 e_bloc: shortcuts baby
 DigitalSeahorse:   
nevermore913: Everything is legal if you don't get caught
ThorSokar: OK, the nitro button actually works
CAKHost: Other places Not 'Murica? Sounds great!
 TehAmelie: love a racing game where you can go off the track and get lost in the dark woods
hackingducks: the course is merely a suggestion
 e_bloc: jesus died 1800 years before the invention of the automobile
aZephyrSage: i am so far struggling to find the connection between aliens and kei truck racing
 SalamiSuperstar: It's got great sound for hitting the trees and telephone poles
 sethtriggs: Wow!
 Arclight_Dynamo: The CBC has also been making a *lot* of Heated Rivalry references in its coverage, which is great.
johnnylongtorso: yeeehaaaw!
 DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeee
 e_bloc: wouldn't a pope be more effective
 fredcheckers: The people who usually remind me that America is nationalistic are either fellow Americans or extremely nationalistic about their own country.
varmintx0: must be nice playing an actual game  instead of whatever the hell the last 2 things were.
EvilBadman: I was thinking watching rhythm dancing cause it was on late night and NBC showed Canada pair went to ad and then did a "by the way Canada's score was..."
thavleifrim: @aZephyrSage I think the aliens are hunting the kei truck for fuel or something
 e_bloc: USA USA
 sethtriggs: ooof
   Anubis169: x_x
 IanAllenBird: ugh
JadedCynic: so jingoistic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
nevermore913: That's awful
 e_bloc: 2nd worst is last
 bubba0077: this is why I only watch single sport streams
Xed_Regulus: I'm with you
ThorSokar: YEP, NBC's coverage has only gotten worse since you watched it
   Anubis169: BBC coverage has been neutral-ish in the same way
 SymphonySolstice: america? not winning everything? say it aint so
 Gekyouryuu: but for why?!
cmdrzellgaudis watched 35 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 TehAmelie: why can we only dodge missiles, we can launch anything by driving into it
 fredcheckers: NBC Selects protagonists before the games and refuses to cover anything that doesn't fit the narrative.
nevermore913: This game is kind of incredible
 SalamiSuperstar: Why do those aliens hate you so much?
  Juliamon: because the guy at the top hates losers
Despoiler98: yeah NBC used to have all nigh coverage of events of every athlete
 A_Dub888: what are we?
 Peter_Chordash: CBC's theme music is also a banger
 korvys: Well, if it's any consolation, the US bobsled team failed to get into their bobsled and it was very funny
CAKHost: This truck is going Excel Saga
 HadesLeprechaun: there seems to be multiple paths you can go sometimes
EvilBadman: The other amusing thing I've seen from the Olympics is the shoddy medal design. Specifically the ribbon to medal connection
 RatherLargeToad: We in the US also hate NBC’s coverage.  Them showing more backstory than actual events has been a problem for decades
 SkylerRingtail: @korvys That was misinformation. Apparently the clip was from a previous non-Olympic event
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 ClodiumSoride: I want an arcade sit-down cabinet version of this game.
 lamina5432: Like I don't need their life story I just want to watch good athletes be athletes
 sethtriggs: I love the scenery
 TheAinMAP: 
xerjen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
 xerjen: It is 3:30 a.m. and my brain has decided that it is more important to spin in circles than to sleep. At least there is some trash to watch. 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, xerjen! (Today's storm count: 57)
Just_Herby subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 97 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Just_Herby! (Today's storm count: 58)
   Anubis169: 
 Welbog: You were brought back to car via the power of car
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a rad respawn animation
Despoiler98: this game is sweet
 DigitalSeahorse: this is pretty rad  
 Fruan: The little hitch everytime you hit something before it flies off is PERFECTION.
 A_Dub888: @Despoiler98 ur sweet
 CouldntPickAUsername: so what's the backlog on suggested games like these days?
Fanklok: Is this the Pepsiman sequel?
CAKHost: We needed a banger after the last 2
 fredcheckers: @RatherLargeToad Or a an elderly sports commentator waxing poetic about American Football as an institution while the olympics are going on.
 pleonasticTautology: 200 km/h is 125 mph
 Strebenherz: oh my god it is
 HadesLeprechaun: this is like the definition of having a really strong, singular idea and executing it flawlessly
 pleonasticTautology: for americans
 empyreon: PEPSIMAAAAAAN
 ralphthellama: psshshshshshshshhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That little blue fire trail is so good
 fredcheckers: Coke man. But not the soda.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PEPSIMAAAAAAAAN
aZephyrSage: American media in general has been nose diving into the dumpster lately. you know, let me edit that its a little wordy. America has been nose diving into the dumpster lately
 schordash: cinema 7Cinema
 TehAmelie: Spider-Car got competition now
 korvys: Do you have a jump?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love a return of Pepsiman
JadedCynic: That is totally my headcanon - "Pepsiman chase car" 
CAKHost: @aZephyrSage *nods sadly*
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gravity's just a suggesion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Spider-Car would get it's ass kicked by this truck
 sporkraptor: I really like the wooden "tok" when it hits streetlights XD
 SymphonySolstice: wheee
 e_bloc: once you get up to 288 km/hr we;'re gonna see some real shit
 Welbog: I enjoy how you get points both for hitting and not hitting objects.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Bugberry: I just want the GUN truck from Sonic Adventure 2 to show up here.
 fredcheckers: @aZephyrSage A 24 hour cycle of people saying we have to stop giving media coverage to some guy who they cover 24 hours.
   Anubis169:   
  Juliamon: Yeah, the less said about America the better. Let's all move on.
JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig I had a friend stream it just Sunday; I still have the theme imprinted in my brain 
KeytarCat: I'm also nitro-avoidant
 A_Dub888: Driving around at the speed of sound. Got places to go, gotta FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
 SymphonySolstice: @Bugberry what if we ARE the GUN truck
CAKHost: @Juliamon 
 HadesLeprechaun: dev smartly realized both options could be fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic I rewatch those streams all the time
 CaptainSpam: Aha.  If you nitro too much and not let it cool, your health goes down.
 omdorastrix: This kinda looks like fun - like burnout paradise or something - what exactly is bad about it?
 Bugberry: @SymphonySolstice well the one in Generations did wallride on buildings too.
 TehAmelie: this might be the best racing game seen on W+P since Led it Rain
 Gekyouryuu: what was the game name again?
 gualdhar: hockey?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Game's tomorrow!
 e_bloc: which might be unfortunate
kassbjames subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
 kassbjames: I do love that garbage day is now on my actual garbage day for my house.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, kassbjames! (Today's storm count: 59)
 TheAinMAP: They played each other today.
 e_bloc: I believe the top female canadian player was injured
 bubba0077: USA crushed Canaga today
 fredcheckers: NBC does not show Women
 fredcheckers: Women's hockey
 Welbog: A HEATED rivalry?
 SkylerRingtail: Would you say it's a heated rivalry?
RothonWylar: I was watching that earlier, yeah only canada an usa have won the womens hockey
 sethtriggs: That is crazy
 Drasvin: Looks like holdng Nitro for too long damages the truck
SnowBuddy18: and it's almost always been a Canada v US gold medal game
nevermore913: Interesting
 gualdhar: gotta love Title 9
TotallyNotaBeholder: I would have thought the PWHL would have helped with that
 sporkraptor: but China will destroy it all
 Arclight_Dynamo: Which is funny, since the US and Canadian team keep marrying each other.
aZephyrSage: sounds fair, you gotta let Canadians care about their hockey i guess
 InconsiderateHat: This game rules XD
 DigitalSeahorse: sick air!
glitched_goddess: actually found out because of a law passed in December I qualify for Canadian citizenship lol
 Dog_of_Myth: Sick air
   Anubis169: imo I think the guys' hockey should have the full face masks like the women's do
 Bugberry: so like Fzero
   Anubis169: everybody would have more teeth
CAKHost: Graviety set to optional
 Scy_Anide: Just like real nitro
 HadesLeprechaun: straight into the drink
SleepyDragonGms: Driving on the invisible wall... definitely a feature
CAKHost: *Gravitey
 fredcheckers: @Arclight_Dynamo Sapphic insurance sales.
CAKHost: *Spelling set to off
 50keyz: i love that we have progressed to the point where indie games have the same graphics as twisted metal 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is rad
 e_bloc: oh I didn't eralize they already played
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Hell yeah
 pleonasticTautology: i mean. yeah.
 sethtriggs: Awww
 Welbog: This game works kinda like how kids play. "I shot a missile at your car and it blows up." "OK but I'm still going fast zoooom"
 e_bloc: USA ranched them
 Gekyouryuu: Graham, what was the game name again?
Omnipotrevor: This game seems to understand that falling off the track or dying and restarting doesn't feel good, so they made sure you can't do that
EvilBadman: They're gay????!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely I want to see Ian play this so bad
Mysticman89: it's pretty okei
Xed_Regulus: Good for them! Better each other than male hockey players. Have yo even met one of those guys!?
 Gekyouryuu: ty
 HadesLeprechaun: they clearly didn't want the momentum feeling to stop on a fail state, hence the rad respawn
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Bugberry: So it's Yuri on Ice
CAKHost: Because Aliens want are fuel, I think?
 Welbog: Boo
CAKHost: Sure
 DigitalSeahorse:  
LibraryWitchKei: So Drive Crazy is.... the subtitle of this newest Burnout game, I assume? 
CAKHost: *our
 A_Dub888: So what does the speeding K Truck have to do with the aliens looking for their rock?
 Drasvin: I get the feeling this isn't a standard Kei Truck. But then again I haven't been to Japan so I could be wrong.
 e_bloc: I saw a bunch of nhl players outside the capitals practice rink in ballston.  Ovi was surprisingly down to earth and hung to sign autographs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LibraryWitchKei I think this is with a K
 Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig no, it's Drive Crazy
 sporkraptor: turns like a cow
 HadesLeprechaun: DriveCrazy, one word
 TehAmelie: goin up a parking garage at 200 km/h, that's a new trick
 kingandcommoner: Ah, Repo Man scenario. I can work with that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game? I thought it had a K
 TheAinMAP: A big fan,
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pretty sure this is just their daily commute
 DigitalSeahorse: I too am a fan
 eric_christian_berg: This has strong Crazy Taxi energy.
   Anubis169: Jam on the gas! JAM ON THE GAS!!
 Strebenherz: This is kinda amazing
doubledbear: I'm A-Fan-ded
 Sorator13: Good timezone, chat! How is the garbage today?
 Gekyouryuu: ok, overclocking the Nitro DOES eat your health, but the Nitro ITSELF can't kill you
 empyreon: yeah, it feels like a lot of good and intentional design decisions were made here.
 e_bloc: sixteen loyal fans
glitched_goddess: hekkin wimdy yo
 Strebenherz: some good, some bad, and we're on an absolutely banger racer game
 DigitalSeahorse: do those count as backlit fans?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, can we avoid the wind by doing the wall ride?
 TehAmelie: we had some absolute crap jump and then this great thing
   Anubis169: LOL
 empyreon: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig wishlisted it a few minutes ago, on Steam at least it's DriveCrazy, one word
LithelyUnshod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 90 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LithelyUnshod! (Today's storm count: 60)
 Welbog: This game is the best
 pleonasticTautology: like a reliant robin
 DigitalSeahorse: sweet
 sethtriggs: cute
 A_Dub888: cinema
 CaptainSpam: All basic things any Kei truck driver needs to learn to get their license.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is ART
 DigitalSeahorse:   
DoodlestheGreat: Well, they ARE kinda small...
 ClodiumSoride: Kei-nabalt
 Strebenherz: like okay, quick ramble?  I love that they're just letting you continue racing if you hit something.  they're not stopping the flow of the game or penalizing you for not doing it perfect.  JUST GO VROOM
CAKHost: And now we are going to our job
 eric_christian_berg: Just saw a video about a highrise in Miami with a car elevator so you can park in your condo.
7gorobei: the K is for kozy
 pleonasticTautology: thank you for getting rid of open office plans
 korvys: Rear Mirror's Edge
 kingandcommoner: Straight up Man of Steeling these office bulidigns
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is a nice palate cleanser after the past few games
 TheWriterAleph: this is like a Dreamcast-era game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PERFECT
 sethtriggs: This reminds me of this hilarious runner game where you run at top speed through all manner of buildings and smash walls
Omnipotrevor: Now you're Blues Brothersing your way through the city
 Too_Many_Knives: Spidertruck, Spidertruck...
 ClodiumSoride: @sethtriggs that would be Canabalt
 CaptainSpam: Are Mem
SnowBuddy18: are mem
 empyreon: are mem
 Strebenherz: Are mem
 Strebenherz: YEET
CAKHost: Are meme
 fredcheckers: It's weird for Americans to see a Kei truck without a Roundup sprayer and a tool box in the back.
CaptainTeo: I love how you get thousands of points for driving cleanly and drifting, and the punishment for taking damage is losing one point.
 Strebenherz: I love that it's not realistic collisions, things just get YEETED
SleepyDragonGms: This reminds me of my childhood, where I would drive my toy cars along the wall if needed in order to get away, hitting whatever other toy was in the way.
skintbint: how much was this game?
CaptainTeo: ???
 empyreon: KURUMA
 SymphonySolstice: BEAR
 HadesLeprechaun: YO
 kingandcommoner: Bear Force One?
SnowBuddy18: hell yeah!
   Anubis169: Dire Bear
 TheAinMAP: Bear Force!
 Welbog: Bear force
 A_Dub888: BEAR
 RainyMint: BEAR
 TehAmelie: the bear came from moon!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Punch it!
 sethtriggs: Oh.
 pleonasticTautology: it's a 4/4
ButButTheJesus: BEAR
 wench_tacular: 
 Drasvin: Kuma!
 margieargie: Drop bear!
Despoiler98: BEAR FORCE ONE
 Strebenherz: NO SHIT IT'S A BEAR
 Bugberry: Ursa Major
 Larkonus: Oh no, the Ur-Bear!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bear force one?
 Gekyouryuu: once, JUST once, I saw what looked like a Kei truck with a "for sale" sign on it as I was on my way to the mall for a movie, and then it was gone the next time I went to check it out
Laserbeaks_Fury: Who is Diving? Oh my god, Bear is Diving! How can that be?!
 CaptainSpam: Oh crap it's Mr. Grizz!
   Anubis169: ooki
aZephyrSage: HOW DID THIS GAME GET MORE RAD
 Strebenherz: the bear followin
 Gekyouryuu: Ookuma
   Anubis169: ooguma
 pleonasticTautology: daaaaaaaaaaaaaa bear
CAKHost: I'm going to level with you all I don't think that nap did me any good. I'm seeing giant bear
Omnipotrevor: I'm partial to the yurikuma
 Nigouki: ram it in the balls
 Welbog: You drive
Mysticman89: ramming speed
 Welbog: Just drive
JadedCynic: ursus megas
glitched_goddess: this is exactly what the Ainu train for
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost Don't worry, it's not just you
 MacbethSeemsSus: Go for its ankles!
 sethtriggs: This is amazing
 e_bloc: you know you want to hit that
 Strebenherz: okay, this is a racing game where you fight a giant bear, this is kind of fantastic
 A_Dub888: just ram into its shins
 tidehollowcat: Yurikuma Arashi!
 Fruan: Game of the year
   Anubis169: death by a thousand toe bonks
 sethtriggs: Gotta go all Tonya Harding on it
 TehAmelie: what if we hit it. . .harder?
 kingandcommoner: maybe if you wall ride to his head you'll do more damage?
Pteraspidomorphi: It's so silly 
 sethtriggs: Well Jeff Gilooly
 CastleOtranto: Bear shins too stronk
CAKHost: That bear just Kingpin us from across the spiderverse
 InconsiderateHat: That Portugese game needs to learn a thing or two from this one
 HadesLeprechaun: I like how calm our co-pilot is about all this "there's a bear flying behind you."
 schordash: i definitely woulda picked up this ps2 game 
 A_Dub888: Shins Kei
 Arclight_Dynamo: You know what this feels like? Some weird Dreamcast game you got on a demo disk from the front of a magazine.
 sethtriggs: You don't even have to call Gamera for help!
CAKHost: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 TheWriterAleph: v professional
 e_bloc: this is actually a driving test
 Too_Many_Knives: @Arclight_Dynamo 100%
djsombrero: that truck is hardcore
 Nigouki: can we wallclimb to hit any crit spots?
Mysticman89: co driver and car navigation apparently both having opinions on the situation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's targeting you
 fredcheckers: Co-pilot is resigned to death like John Wick..
 Gekyouryuu: I like the strategic advice from the navigation, like you just have a TomTom with a lock-on detection system
Voidhawk42: this truck is made of the famous "stuff they make black boxes out of"
Rockario: a rally copilot must be calm under pressure and always give clear instructions
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 Welbog: The lack of animation on the bear is so charming.
 UnknownFriday: 50, 6 right tightening into 2 right, 100, brown bear, jump...
   Anubis169: probably
 Drasvin: Getting dialog from the co-driver and the navigation system, but the driver is silent.
CAKHost: ARE THEY FIREING THEIR CUBS
Rockario: I learned a lot from the GDQ rally game this year
 Strebenherz: BEAR LASERS
 e_bloc: they do have the right to bear arms
glitched_goddess: bear to ground missle
 A_Dub888: Suda?
 sethtriggs: This feels like with the accuracy of the environment it has to be a Japanese developer
 Bugberry: shin-godzilla breath
 Gekyouryuu: TubezGames is the dev
SnowBuddy18: laser bearm!
 kingandcommoner: This is not the time to be surprised by laser bear eyes
 TheAinMAP: 
 lamina5432: Bearly legal driving
HeadingtoFall: this game is amazing
 betweenmyself: can this just be the next Earth Defense Force game? 
 Welbog: Finally a laser bear!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Drasvin Would you be capable of speaking while driving like this?
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 sethtriggs: You are doing even more skilled things apparently
CAKHost: That means your technique is level 13
 darkcyril: @Gekyouryuu And possibly their first game?
 Drasvin: The attack is worth 420 points
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's firing it's laser?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 tidehollowcat: You just have to get an anti-bear cannon mounted to a van.  I watched an anime about it.
 Gekyouryuu: @darkcyril only one Steam showed me
 e_bloc: games today have mostly been decent?
djsombrero: it’s level 13, at least he didn’t go 15 on you.
elkae: kaiju kuma
  Juliamon: e_bloc lmao no
 Bugberry: maybe you could've hit it in the head
Rockario: Daikuma!?
MercedesBinnsKB subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MercedesBinnsKB! (Today's storm count: 61)
 Athelgar: "MAKE MY MONSTER, GROW!"
SnowBuddy18: those are the smoothest aliens
 SymphonySolstice: sometimes we just need an actual good game here on watch and play. this is the one for today
 DigitalSeahorse: super cyan bear?
 A_Dub888: @elkae kaijuma
 MacbethSeemsSus: Kraken?
 eric_christian_berg: Snek?
DoodlestheGreat: Snek?
 Drasvin: Snek?
 WiJohn: Snek?
 wench_tacular: not the third thing!
 DigitalSeahorse: snek
 sethtriggs: Maybe send a giant tiger?
 Welbog: No step on snek
 Bugberry: Godzilla movies always have aliens be the reason for Kaiju nonsense, so this tracks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These aliens are so high
 e_bloc: @Juliamon I guess good entertaining, not necessarily good games.
 kingandcommoner: I am suddenly hoping this game isn't japanese
CAKHost: Danger Noodle?
   Anubis169: 7/11?
   Anubis169: Lawsons?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Grey goo?
 SymphonySolstice: ORB
 MacbethSeemsSus: Orb
 Dog_of_Myth: ORB
 Welbog: Orb
CaptainTeo: Balls?
iarethel0ser: ORB
CAKHost: ORB
 TheWriterAleph: is this like Repo Men now
   Anubis169: KITT?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 RainyMint: ORB
 sethtriggs: LGR would love this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 fredcheckers: Ponder it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Balls?
 A_Dub888: 
djsombrero: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
  Juliamon: e_bloc I still respectively disagree, we're at 50% on the day IMO
 LordZarano: 
Alex_Frostfire: This is kind of incredible.
 Gekyouryuu: wait... are WE Navigation? if not, why does the main driver never speak?
  Juliamon: the last two games were not even that fun
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiercingTemperedLadiesAMPEnergyCherry-BRYsxIjjP6YGUA2w
 Nigouki: just drop it off at the police box lost and found
ThorSokar: yes, Japanese developer, this is their only game listed
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 sethtriggs: This a relative of KITT?
 A_Dub888: 
CAKHost: Eh?!?
 TheWriterAleph: TITLES
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 IanAllenBird:   
 empyreon: title drop lfg
CAKHost: \o/
 Strebenherz: WHAT THE BUS
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fastlane250: That was all the prologue?
 HadesLeprechaun: uuuuh
 DigitalSeahorse: lolwat
 A_Dub888: do they know where they’re supposed to deliver it to?
CAKHost: Who's this fellow?!
 sethtriggs: Well that happened!
 SymphonySolstice: the vaccuum from teletubbies finally lost it
 RelwinEJ: That truck was rockin' don't come a knockin
 TehAmelie: i was hoping "let's take a break" would turn into a PSA about taking a 15 minute break for every hour you play
  Juliamon: let's fuckin GO
 DigitalSeahorse: AntiPEPSIman?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's fucking GOOOOO
CAKHost: So now we have Dicemen
 NewtyNewts: The aliums?
Omnipotrevor: This is not a game I'm going to be safely able to look away from
 SalamiSuperstar: The president of science
   Anubis169: 
 Gekyouryuu: new Exit 8 mod looks rad
 DigitalSeahorse: PEPSI Bot
SleepyDragonGms: I was just about to say that
 HadesLeprechaun: oh the cutscene showed how to get rid of it, very nice
 Welbog: They're in the jeffrey's tubes!!
aZephyrSage: i thought one of the primary benefits of kei trucks is that theyre cheap. i cant imagine it keeps that advantage if its packaged with a tony stark ai partner.
 IanAllenBird: sick
 MacbethSeemsSus: My brain's trying to portmanteau Attack Vacuum
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: The more I see of this, the more I'm convinced this is set in Majima's sld-fueled dreams
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 IanAllenBird: mission status sick
 MolaMolaphant: is this Hyperloop???
 NewtyNewts: Attacuum?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
djsombrero: nice
 DigitalSeahorse: this is Toronto PATH system
 A_Dub888: I’m sure that’s fine
 Athelgar: the cleanest subway station in the world, with the shinyest of tile work
Manitu_25: this game reminds me to replay burnout takedown some time soon lol
 virgil82: Attacuum?
 dougma: can we stop for some udon?
 sethtriggs: I love the puns so much
 darkcyril: The sound design is just incredible.
CAKHost: Thank god for these long halls so we can grid robos into and dodge missiles
   Anubis169: that's what it's called now
 Strebenherz: fuck that car in particular
 Welbog: The Q Attacuum
 Gekyouryuu: this enemy SUCKS
Voidhawk42: I like the good old Doomba
  SmithKurosaki: @DigitalSeahorse I think this might be more naturally more navigable lol
 DigitalSeahorse: Attacrium
  Texan_Reverend: This game has the vibes and energy of Sega games at the turn of the millennium: Space Channel 5, Crazy Taxi, etc.
 sethtriggs: And this is the fun kind of weird
   Anubis169: was there last year, yes they are
Rockario: your transit isn't good enough until villains will use it to put the city in danger or can be used to save the city from existential danger.
 sethtriggs: It's like Katamari and Driver had a baby
  TheMadChicken: this feels like a minigame from Yakuza
Omnipotrevor: One of them Katamaris
Uniclonus: What of Metal Wolf Chaos XD?
 Hedonistic_Mushroom: This feels like Pepsiman
   Anubis169: Metal Wolf Chaos is beautiful
 empyreon: yesssssss
djsombrero: @themadchicken yes
 Gekyouryuu: I LOVE that the store page for this says "Dodge attacks with wall-riding!  It is very dangerous to actually run in this way, so please do not imitate it!"
 Bugberry: Katamari Damacy also had a random Bear level.
 Welbog: Can you drive on the ceiling?
 RedRaptor: Didn't this happen in the Italian Job?
 pleonasticTautology: this would've been a great ps1 game
 DigitalSeahorse: @SmithKurosaki yeah it is more navigatable than PATH, I've become lost for lack of signage to specific stuff down there
 SquareDotCube: It's polished kusoge
 virgil82: Kei truck vs train?
  SmithKurosaki: Yea, some of it is sneaky
 pleonasticTautology: @DigitalSeahorse anything's more navigable than PATH, it's *PATH*
 omdorastrix: You know they have this problem in a few spots in toronto.. cars keep driving into the subway...
 e_bloc: there;s a japanese port  too:  musk edo
 DigitalSeahorse: can you drive on a ceiling
 SquareDotCube: which, yeah, wee need a W+P kusoge edition
 CptMurphey: just like a normal kei truck
 omdorastrix: 0/ @SmithKurosaki
 TehAmelie: we're getting some mad wall ride points
 Bugberry: where we're going there are no roads.
djsombrero: gravity doesn’t exist
 sethtriggs: @pleonasticTautology I've only made it north-south through PATH twice without ending up outside
 DigitalSeahorse: PATH suffers from shitty PATHing
 e_bloc: where we're going, we better NOT need roads
 A_Dub888: how much fuel do you think we have left?
 empyreon: definitely feels like it could have been one of the Simple 2000 Series games
 darkcyril: "Wise from your gwave!"
bosku: witnessed
   Anubis169: don't worry about it
 Welbog: That which is truck can never die
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pretty sure that's an amazon drone
bosku: electric
skintbint: what was this game called again?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this the laser source?
CAKHost: I'm being to think that Space ORB just hopped into our truck and is now giggle at what is happening around it. XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also we should all absolutely go at least wish list this game
Fanklok: @MacbethSeemsSus If it was then it would be fighting the aliens, didn';t you see the documentary about that from last year?
 HadesLeprechaun: @skintbint DriveCrazy
 DigitalSeahorse: that one gave us a boost
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the orb possibly our navigation?
skintbint: @HadesLeprechaun thankyou so much 
 TehAmelie: i think it's an electric car with its own fusion power
 TheWriterAleph: do a barrel roll!
djsombrero: crazy taxis drunk uncle
 Gekyouryuu: I linked to this in a discord I'm in and one friend's response was "I can't play this, it'll just make me sad I can't afford to import a kei truck."
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Fanklok Wasn't it hosted by Ice Cube
 kingandcommoner: takoyaki sounds good
 pleonasticTautology: oh wait you know what this reminds me of
 pleonasticTautology: beetle adventure racing
DoodlestheGreat: So much for THAT festival.
 e_bloc: temple's ain't free
JadedCynic: and recovered!
 Gekyouryuu: destroying stuff raises your technique level it seems
 DigitalSeahorse: clear cutting with lasers is illegal
 SquareDotCube: Indestructible by mandate of heaven
letsbelgo: G is losing it
 sethtriggs: nice soubdtrack
 DigitalSeahorse: Graham hears external sound?
djsombrero: game name?
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Sir we dropped the rods from god. It destroyed everything but this one kei truck"
bosku: the sound is coming from inside.. the game
 HadesLeprechaun: I like to imagine there are still spectators for the rally race watching all this
glitched_goddess: this is worst hanamatsuri ever!
aClonedPickle: steel drum toes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The soundtrack for this game also slaps
kynelwynn: They are technically falling
 DigitalSeahorse:    
JadedCynic: @HadesLeprechaun safely inside the buildings, maybe 
ThorSokar: there are currently no speedruns I can find of this game, hopefully some of the GDQ crazy games people latch on to this one
LathosTiran: rocks fall, Kei truck doesnt care
 sethtriggs: This game is seriously fun
   Anubis169: it's probably safer
 Serivus: they're avoiding the alien bombardments
 HadesLeprechaun: going too fast to be abducted
glitched_goddess: ABA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They might have all fled
 A_Dub888: are the aliens the rapture?
 Welbog: Aliens do be abducting.
  SmithKurosaki: @omdorastrix o hai 
 HadesLeprechaun: niiiice
   Anubis169: secret tech!
 NewtyNewts: Niiiice!
 TehAmelie: now we're drivin with STYLE
prince_infidel: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Fanklok: I think this game might have the sauce
 MacbethSeemsSus: This game unironically has better driving than most AAA games
 JKBalch: Where did this game come from?
  SmithKurosaki: @sethtriggs I used to do Union <-> Yonge and Dundas underground pretty reliably. Outside of that is a bit ???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, can you have the laser shoot the attacuum?
TwitchingPokki: this game looks pretty good lmao
  TheMadChicken: when was the last time a watch and play game was this fun
djsombrero: safe drive?
 TehAmelie: i was just typing that
 sethtriggs: I was just thinking AGDQ
 betweenmyself: hopefully the devs get some good recognition for their work here
Rockario: I was kkeeping an eye on the health, and it's only the attacks that deal damage
Voidhawk42: I think this game has more expertly gotten across what it's like to be a "flying brick" super hero than any superman game ever has
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta make a Kei turn 
Rockario: knocking into cars and stuff is fine
Dr_fragenstien: I like the challenges a lot, it lets you have fun as a casual player without a hard lose condition making you replay the levels, but also gives a challenge to people who want to play more
ThorSokar: here's hoping some of the silly games people peruse watch & play for content ideas
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah I said like 20 mins ago I need to look up a speedrun of this, stat, haha
 sethtriggs: @SmithKurosaki I always kept messing up the turns if in the middle because I would often go through the Bay store
 Rhynerd: a perfect run of this game sounds insane and I'd love to see it
   Anubis169: seafront view!
 HadesLeprechaun: definitely no kraken in there
 SkylerRingtail: Gosh I wish the old Burnout games played nicely with emulators
 Wicker_Guide: Morgott would totally do it
 Dog_of_Myth: Burnout Revenge brings back alot of good memories
Laserbeaks_Fury: Godzilla cameo
Magnifisquatch: some golems about to fire telephone pole sized arrows at you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Learning what option is fastest would take a lot of effort
   Anubis169: Piers of War!
 A_Dub888: and then Radhan comes crashing in
TwitchingPokki: was burnout the one where your goal was as much destruction as possible?
   Anubis169: hahahahahaa
 HadesLeprechaun: NEW TECH
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh my god
  TheMadChicken: new mechanics!
 TheWriterAleph: hell YES
 IanAllenBird: : OOO
 Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
 tidehollowcat: This game is so cool
ButterBall000: RIP those hips
 sethtriggs: Quicktime on fishing boats, niiice
 itomeshi: yeah... burnout is my JAM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
 Welbog: How is the game allowed to be this good?
Dr_fragenstien: I was not expecting a racing game to have a jump button
 betweenmyself: Umi-desu!!!
 sethtriggs: This game is only 11 bucks on Steam
OmegaPlatinum: i think this game is good, actually
 Greendrag13: Howldy! Hubby just came up to acknowledge your mastery of this Sonic game
djsombrero: it reminds me of crazy taxi for some reason
 sethtriggs: Well, USD
 Welbog: It just keeps getting better?! Is this allowed?!
Uniclonus: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
 MacbethSeemsSus: Weirdly this game's giving me Neon White vibes. Which is a huge compliment.
 MolaMolaphant: @djsombrero the name seemed to invoke that, to me
 kingandcommoner: Oh good, you can MIB it
   Anubis169: that's saying something
 kingandcommoner: This is actually a normal Kei Truck
 SymphonySolstice: the wuling van of kei trucks
 sethtriggs: "Like a rock!" for real
 Kasran: this is the kei truck that meets american road safety standards
Voidhawk42: This kei truck came from Krypton
 NewtyNewts: Made of Nintendonium?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Can you "jump" the laser?
  SmithKurosaki: @NewtyNewts Nokialite
skintbint: this has my vote for best ever watch and play game
 TehAmelie: Burnout Domination was my favorite. which i guess was pretty much Revenge but with multipliers for wrecking everybody in the race at the same time
 SalamiSuperstar: They finally made a truck out of the "black box"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @skintbint Hm, it has stiff competition there
 Dog_of_Myth: For anyone in chat, the game is $10.99 (US) on Steam
Fanklok: @MacbethSeemsSus If you really want a game the gives Neon White checkout Bloodthief
  SmithKurosaki: @skintbint idk, that angel/demon fighting game was p wild
CAKHost: Diamonds in a truck suit
   Anubis169: i think you're supposed to jump but doesn't matter 
ThorSokar: ya you regularly see hilux just FULL of bullet holes just driving around, they are the preferred vehicle of separatist military groups
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tomato Way is great
 kingandcommoner: that is not how you use solar panels
 Welbog: This is a tower defence game for the aliens.
 SnackPak_: yes
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Rockario: technically
   Anubis169: LOL
 TheWriterAleph: OMG 
 HadesLeprechaun: lets gooooooo
 SymphonySolstice: yessss
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 IanAllenBird: yeah ok
 Brozard: How was it Isuzu was able to develop a force neutralizing truck body?
NimrodXIV: yessss
 Too_Many_Knives: We Lucio mains now
 Saintnex: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YESSSS
 TehAmelie: our car will never touch the ground again!
 JKBalch: Hell Yeah
 lamina5432: this game is great
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Voidhawk42: This is the BEST Spiderman Game I;ve ever seen
JadedCynic: SpiderCar. Eat. Your. WHOLE HEART OUT!  
Rockario: rally racing game with wall-jumps
kynelwynn: I thought you were supposed to play trash on this show
 dougma: this games knows what the player wants
Laserbeaks_Fury: Titanfall tactics
 fastlane250: Pardon my french, but this game FUCKS
 kingandcommoner: this is the best game you'll stream all week
Alephred: What does it mean when the screen goes dark like that?
 JKBalch: Graham and Alex, would you suggest buying this game?
 CaptainSpam: You keep getting the checkmarks for lv 20 technique, so that's good.
djsombrero: that’s beyond cool
 DigitalSeahorse:  wall jumps
   Anubis169: Alephred: that you're too far off track
 HadesLeprechaun: we've earned this
ThorSokar: Best Arcade Racing game to release in YEARS
 Strebenherz: How much was it?
Alex_Frostfire: @Alephred I think it means you're about to go OOB.
 fastlane250: like this stream might've sold a copy
ThorSokar: It's $11 on steam
 sethtriggs: I think this is worth the money
 Kasran: @Alephred it means you're going off course, when it fades completely to black it respawns you back on the road
Laserbeaks_Fury: Halloween town
 kingandcommoner: the brazillian one?
Dr_fragenstien: and it wasn't this, sadly
 CaptainSpam: @Alephred Going way off course; if it goes completely black, you get respawned.
SnowBuddy18: meag mem?
 lamina5432: metaman 2
 empyreon: 
 Rhynerd: Imagine if our driver was a Titanfall Pilot. Fella could probably get their titan operating like a pilot
djsombrero: game and system?
 HadesLeprechaun: halloween town game?
 MacbethSeemsSus: the one in Portuguese?
 TehAmelie: i would take a Spider-Man game about Peter Parkedcar, the Amazing Spider-Car. but this is probably better
 Rhynerd: was it the Portugese game>
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one in Portuguese one?
 CaptainSpam: Meega Mem was memorable, at least!
 sethtriggs: Was it RoPan?
nevermore913: The kitten explosion one?
ThorSokar: isn't Mega Mem free?
 DigitalSeahorse: the one with no direction
CAKHost: I'm waiting for steam to get done updating so I can at least wishlist
 Welbog: These aliens really want that ball, huh
 Welbog: They could just ask
 DigitalSeahorse: ahhh the highway
 LordZarano: DriveCrazy is C$13.99
  TheMadChicken: whats the game called?
 HadesLeprechaun: I hope the dev for this game is pleasantly surprised by a sudden surge in sales today
 Rhynerd: ^
 DigitalSeahorse:    
Dr_fragenstien: good
 fredcheckers: Instragram confirms that Americans have made a Kei Truck/ M249 Technical.
   Anubis169: sold
 HadesLeprechaun: DriveCrazy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
   Anubis169: how much was mega mem?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Worth it
 DigitalSeahorse: I might get this game
ThorSokar: it's worth it JUST for the re-spawn mechanic
 pleonasticTautology: okay i put this on my steam wishlist
 Cptasparagus: @Anubis169 6
seanmrwick: this game looks hilarious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is $11 USD
 JKBalch: still less than I've wasted at the arcade on NASCAR
 HadesLeprechaun: can you jump even when not wall-riding?
 Drasvin: There doesn't seem to be a penalty for dying?
 LordZarano: This game is 119 Norwegian Kroner
kynelwynn: There was an animated "What If" today about how to fly using a machine gun (It takes many) but then they go into using a chaingun
 DigitalSeahorse: wait what's this called?
 Wicker_Guide: If it is, it's working
Mathwyn: Game bought hell yeah
   Anubis169: if it is, well done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Yup, they taught it on the ground
 DigitalSeahorse: KTruck?
 Rhynerd: Drive Crazy is the game
 Gekyouryuu: Strange things are afoot at the Circle Kei
 Kasran: i've BEEN kei truck pilled. let us import these damn things
Magnifisquatch: 249 and 240b. the H-est LMG
 pleonasticTautology: hey graham/alex, don't tell ian, but there's a kei firetruck for sale in shoreline (north of seattle)
glitched_goddess: I mean I’m sold
 Blip2004: is Kei a brand?
 Bugberry: Kei Quest
Dr_fragenstien: I think most people who know about Ktrucks are Ktruck pilled. They're just good trucks
 kingandcommoner: If I coudl drive a Kei truck in my state, I'd get one in a heartbeat
ThorSokar: Ya know what? For a game this good, I'll stan K-Trucks
 TehAmelie: remember that xkcd about what would happen if you mounted an Avenger minigun on a car to go faster?
 sethtriggs: One of my friends imported an Acty to the USA
 InconsiderateHat: My brother has one, it's great
 sethtriggs: it's quite nice
 SquareDotCube: Kei is a class of vehicle, not a brand
 Artificer0: I assumed it was a clever advertisement. This is the kind of add I want
 Welbog: Road Quest
 pleonasticTautology: @DigitalSeahorse kei truck; kei trucks/cars are VERY small
 MrSarkhan: I'm surprised Ian doesn't own one.
leebenningfield: like the Yaris game that was on XBox Live back in the day
 fredcheckers: Every university campus groundskeeper seems to have one of these.
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm in the US and I want one of these
 Cptasparagus: theres Kei websites that give you more thorough instructions than pet adoption websites
EvilBadman: "If I could" is an Ian activation phrase
ButButTheJesus: what could a kei truck cost, five, ten dollars?
 sethtriggs: I've seen that kei fire truck around!
 LordZarano: Might as well link the store page https://store.steampowered.com/app/1556010/DriveCrazy/
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just played Promise Mascot Agency which also had an indestructible Kei truck ironically
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there's a kei truck dealer near me in FL
 DigitalSeahorse: @pleonasticTautology is it game title I mean
 foopoiuyt: Ooh - more plot
KeytarCat: Draw nsfw kei trucks until they give you one
 HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig well the first one was bouncing off boats in a unique scenario, wasn't sure if you could just do it whenever
 Rhynerd: If you want to help LRR be able to afford Kei trucks, patreon.com/loadingreadyrun or check out the store
Uniclonus: Should start a fundraiser to get one of these Kei trucks as the official LRR-mobile
CAKHost: @LordZarano Thanks!
 fredcheckers: @sethtriggs About 6.5 thousand USD befor tarrifs.
 Nigouki: lightning serpent?
 Bugberry: I just realized this is also very much like Pepsi-Man.
 Artificer0: snek
 Nigouki: teo
 IanAllenBird: ohohohoho
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Welbog: It's the Hiss!
 Athelgar: evil Dratini
 Kasran: Oh, eel~
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Anaerin: What with Canada's EV deal with China, and Daihatsu recently revealing a brand-new Kei EV truck, you'll have some options soon.
 CaptainSpam: I am thoroughly surprised this game didn't just manifest Ian in the room after this long. 
 sethtriggs: If you look up VeronicaWheels on YouTube one of her buddies also has a Kei fire truck
 TehAmelie: i want to be able to make the "!" sound Metal Gear guards make
Fanklok: Ohhhh UNAGIIIII
 TheAinMAP: Also has a health bar.
 pleonasticTautology: in 0.5 acceleration presses
 JKBalch: We rolin rollin rollin rollin
glitched_goddess: …I could go for some unagi…
 MacbethSeemsSus: boop snoot?
 kingandcommoner: Rollin' Ellmerich?
 Wicker_Guide: "I don't even know what this one does?"
 e_bloc: keep your eyes eeled
 kingandcommoner: Eelmerich darnit
 SkylerRingtail: Hit it in the eyes?
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Cptasparagus: I want breaded eel... unagi nuggies
 Bugberry: glowing weak point
 sethtriggs: MAde me think of a shinkansen train
 TehAmelie: eeeeels
   Anubis169: yup
Magnifisquatch: fish is a survival plan
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Voidhawk42: Everything is fish
Dr_fragenstien: we're all fish
 Wicker_Guide: not snakes
RothonWylar: Fish aren't real
 CaptainSpam: The problem is the definition of "fish"...
Magnifisquatch: not a taxonomy
Fletcher_dw: what are fish? we just don't know.
 kingandcommoner: No such thing as fis
 Drakas: i mean fish arnt fish
 EOstby: If a fish bites your heel, but it looks like an eel, that's a moray.
   Anubis169: jellyfish are weird
 SnackPak_: fish aren't real
aZephyrSage: eels are living thing in water therefore fish
Alephred: Even humans are fish.
Alex_Frostfire: I mean, technically anything with a spine is a fish.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Welbog: They mate and make little eels.
Fanklok: Fish is a scientifically worthless word
ThorSokar: and we don't know where the frekin' slime some of them produce comes from
 Strebenherz:   
 DeM0nFiRe: how eel get gregnant? how is babbeel formed?
 Anaerin: Remember, Graham, according to the state of California, Bees are Fish.
 Drasvin: They're shy
 kingandcommoner: ocean big
 Rhynerd: eels are just weird fish that we took a while to understood how more of them are made
 IanAllenBird: ocean research difficult
niccus: ocean big
Dr_fragenstien: I remember there being a breakthrough in it recently, but not the whole picture
BluTGI: How is eel babby formed? science still wants to know.
 Rhynerd: and they used to be a currency
 DigitalSeahorse: eels are good at hiding
 Wicker_Guide: we still don't know how some squid reproduce either
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The ocean is difficult to research in
Alephred: We understand eel reproduction now, but it was a mystery for a while.
 SquareDotCube: we're not sure where old birds go to die
 fredcheckers: We don't fund enough people to watch eels bang.
 betweenmyself: human beings are massive perverts 
JadedCynic: an Ibis, actually 
CAKHost: If I had a nickle for every time I got menace by a giant creature, I'd have 2. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happen twice and on the same day
ButterBall000: And that's how Pokemon are made
 Blip2004: Eels go to the Sargasm Sea to mate, and don't develop sexual organs till later in their life
DoodlestheGreat: They make reservations at a private island and Mr. Roarke makes sure they are not disturbed.
 Rhynerd: The eels have done well in hiding their sex places.
 margieargie: Fun fact, Sigmund Freud got his start trying to figure out the eel reproduction thing... make of that what you will
Fletcher_dw: that looks so wrong
 Greendrag13: @Dr_fragenstien Husband was just chiming in about that. It involves crossing the entire Atlantic, if he recalls correctly
 Xenguin47: There's no such thing as a fish?
 Aceviru: When a stork and an eel fall in love...
 Xenguin47: WOO!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Fish is just a shape
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's no such thing as a fish?
TwitchingPokki: Correct, I've never seen a fish in my life
 LithelyUnshod: We are all fish
Magnifisquatch: like trees, its a plan
 sethtriggs: My mind is blown
Fletcher_dw: fish aren't real
 HadesLeprechaun: much like there is no such thing as a vegetable
 pleonasticTautology: taxonomically, fish is an exclusionary category
 WiJohn: Actually, there's only fish
 Camthelion: @pleonasticTautology oh no! i think ive seen it. im afraid how muc hthey want but i want it so bad ;_;
ElementalAlchemist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 125 months!
 ElementalAlchemist: wow!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ElementalAlchemist! (Today's storm count: 62)
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SymphonySolstice: fish is a category that can't be defined
 ContingentCat: Yeah fish is a distinction like fruit
 eric_christian_berg: Like planet!
 e_bloc: how can mirrors be real if fish aren't real
 Kasran: it's paraphyletic
 Xenguin47: "Fish" is like if the merpeople called everything on land "cow"
JadedCynic: it's like "vegetable"
Dr_fragenstien: we're all fish
 Artificer0: Just like Vegetable
   Anubis169: it doesn't explain or define enough
 kingandcommoner: Taxonomically there is no group that could contain what we call Fish that does not also include all land animals
 e_bloc: they need a better union
 pleonasticTautology: well it's more
Rockario: Fish is not a rigorously defined term?
 Kasran: hat that says "women want me / fish are an imprecisely-defined paraphyletic group"
Alex_Frostfire: Humans are fish in the same way that birds are dinosaurs (and also fish).
 Rhynerd: I still remember hearing about how eels for a time were used in place of money in some parts of victorian england or something, and saying the phrase "imagine if you will, a pyramid made of eels"
 LordChrusher: I asked someone who is doing their PhD in the sounds fish make and she disagreed with the idea of no such thing as a fish
 fredcheckers: Technically it would encompass all chordates and therefore all vertibrates.
 Bugberry: there are no fish, only ghoti
 pleonasticTautology: when you try and define "what is a fish", you end up including things that are categorically Not Fish
 Athelgar: either fish dont exist, or everything is a fish
 DigitalSeahorse: fish isn't the identifier word
 TehAmelie: of course it's a podcast, cause the Qi elves are invisible
 WiJohn: Jump?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a very good podcast
 Drasvin: By cladistic taxonomy, fish are not a clade. So there is no such thing as a fish
 omdorastrix: ALL tetrapods and humans are decended from a FISH - so in order,  taxonomically, to call things in the ocean that swim "fish" you must include ALL LAND ANIMALS
 e_bloc: there are no natural lakes in Maryland
 SymphonySolstice: and bees are legally a fish in...california?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I swear I watched a Hank Green video talking about that exact thing about fish
 HadesLeprechaun: jump while on ground?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fish are a lie perpetuated by Big Fish
 Rhynerd: think I'll add that to my podcast list right now
Fanklok: Is this a soulslike?
 CaptainCoriale: I got a picture book for a relative titled "Don't Trust Fish" that takes the tone of "you don't know what they're doing down there.  It could be anything!"  great book.
 LithelyUnshod: @omdorastrix *vertebrates
TwitchingPokki: there it is
 DigitalSeahorse: you seems to be making progress
 fredcheckers: @SymphonySolstice One pope declared puffins fish.
 ContingentCat: Oh that podcast is still going? I used to listen to it years ago
 TehAmelie: fast as a greased eel, wait that's not the expression
 LordZarano: Fish = All Vertebrates excluding Tetrapods
Alephred: How is this eel even moving?
 omdorastrix: @LithelyUnshod Fair
Fletcher_dw: is this like a racing ultrakill for fish?
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 Cptasparagus: @LordChrusher then the question becomes "whos opinon actually matters for consensus reality"
 Gekyouryuu: barrel roll?
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I think I heard of this game!
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah that's it find it's blind spot!
 JKBalch: Taking it down a difficulty level adds the LM technical to the bed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fredcheckers The Catholic Church has declared a lot of things fish due to lent
TwitchingPokki: @Alephred ribcage feet
 HadesLeprechaun: have you tried jumping while just on the regular road? over the electicity?
 Strebenherz: so reading into it, eels breed in the ocean kind of like salmon, and we know some of it, but don't know enough to really do it artificially
 Rhynerd: oh good, some episodes are about half an hour. I needed something for that block since the app for my old time radio podcast broke
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LordChrusher: fish do not exist if you only accept that classifications based on clades are valid
 TehAmelie: this eel is a thunder god
 NotCainNorAbel: That was sentence we just said
 sethtriggs: I wanna see a giant tanuki
 e_bloc: we're just moving down the food chain
 Wicker_Guide: titan battle on a giant trilobite
CAKHost: Finally wishlisted!
 omdorastrix: In common usage, all things that swim in water that have fins and that ellipsoid body plan are Fish and that's OK
 Anaerin: Eels do have vertebrae, IIRC.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 lamina5432: there are also vaccums that attack you too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this is an eel that was made by aliens
 Rhynerd: a beetle, mayhaps?
 Nigouki: i'd bet next one is just straight up megazord
Voidhawk42: Four legs, then zero legs. I predict Crab for six legs
 Drasvin: How do you kill a mushroom?
 kingandcommoner: Building sized Tofu
 AugmentingPath: Can't kill them in any way that matters, yeah
 LithelyUnshod: @Thefluffiestguineapig eeliens
 TehAmelie: i'd rather fight any given mushroom than eat it
Fletcher_dw: OOOWEEEEOOO, KILLER TOFU
 omdorastrix: And I'm not entertaining a diogenes like argument for a 'behold a fish" based on my description
Lysander_salamander: what's the name of this game?
 omdorastrix: 2 bears?
JadedCynic: "...you cannot kill me in any meaningful definition of the term"
 DigitalSeahorse: fighting humidity is fighting fungi
 Rhynerd: Drive Crazy
 NotCainNorAbel: went off to mate
Lysander_salamander: nice
 fredcheckers: I want to see this Kei truck do the city fight against the Kampfer from Gundam 0080
JadedCynic: "Drive Crazy"
 omdorastrix: Mecha-bear?
TwitchingPokki: @NotCainNorAbel 
 Robot_Bones: me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wherefore art thou eel
 TehAmelie: one or two more bumps. . .
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know this game was already out
Fletcher_dw: so is the hypereel like the final boss or just this level?
JadedCynic: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1556010/DriveCrazy/
 sethtriggs: Eel is off doing its makeup
 Rhynerd: @Lysander_salamander You heard of it previously?
  Juliamon: Came out a couple months ago
CAKHost: Okay so I've eating some noodles and I think I'm doing better. But now I am seeing a giant eel
 e_bloc: yesterday while reading a book to my kid, I found out Pandas evolved to be carnivores, but somehow ended up eating bamboo instead which is a)  incredabil y poisonous, and b) lacking in any sufficient about of nutrition
 betweenmyself: next the aliens send a *giant* tardigrade after you…  well, “giant” relatively speaking.  it’s a single mm in length
Fletcher_dw: is this a palate cleanser because this is kinda neat
  Juliamon: Fletcher_dw yes
Lysander_salamander: Yeah I saw a trailer for this game a couple of months ago.  I think on Rockpapershotgun
Fletcher_dw: oh good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ahh I found it: Hank Green - Sharks Aren't FIsh
   Anubis169: NOOOOOOOOO
 SymphonySolstice: nooooo
 HadesLeprechaun: have you tried jumping while on regular road?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Aww
 IanAllenBird: aw
 sethtriggs: Aw E rank
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
 SymphonySolstice: 
 e_bloc: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
Voidhawk42: We HAVE to show this to Ian
iarethel0ser: 
 sethtriggs: Try a giant wooden badger
 TehAmelie: rip to the first eel that died slamming into 50 trees trying to electrocute a car
Fletcher_dw: wow
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
 betweenmyself: we need a Drive Crazy X Lies of Penguin crossover
CAKHost: The eel didn't work! D:
 Wicker_Guide: DOGEZA!!
 sethtriggs: Soundtrack is so awesome
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Strebenherz: don't stick it in your butt
 Nigouki: "please take our leaders with you when you leave"
Rockario: I've seen that lego piece!
 DigitalSeahorse: a crystal offering
niccus: you can't show that in pc
 e_bloc: you have won a one-way vacation to the dark and infinite void of space
Fletcher_dw: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: sure
 fredcheckers: Where did he keep that think.
Fletcher_dw: its not just a stone.... its a rock
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 sethtriggs: Wooooowwwww
CAKHost: Money? I'm in!
CAKHost: XD
 lamina5432: love how they aren't showing the faces
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 e_bloc: can we get his guy a copy of popular mechanics maybe
 NewtyNewts: Excpt co-driver
 sethtriggs: I love how that desk looks like a Simon game
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Cptasparagus: is Alien-B mocapped by Ian?
Astramentha:   
 TehAmelie: getting more Pepsiman flashbacks
 HadesLeprechaun: they actually call each other Alien-C, etc, lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   
aZephyrSage: wait, that means theyre actual names are A, B, and C
 CaptainSpam: I like how the truck is just there, and no humans have exited it yet.
 e_bloc: oh you mean the ButtSucker (TM)
Alephred: Is the player character the truck?
 pleonasticTautology: hey i'd prefer that tbh
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 pleonasticTautology: as someone with gastro probs? i'd prefer that.
 fredcheckers: @HadesLeprechaun This is project A-Ko?
Mysticman89: Well. I no longer feel pooped.
ButButTheJesus: my buuuuutttttt!
 DigitalSeahorse: @Astramentha perfect
 Strebenherz: the natural evolution of the bidet, the pooper vacuumer
CAKHost: Kei Truck, present
 kingandcommoner: you need at least 3 bosses
 TehAmelie: heck, we only got the title drop like an hour in
 Gekyouryuu: ok, I think "Car Navigation" might be us, specifically, the main driver
kynelwynn: Oh, so this is "The Explorers" then?
JadedCynic: well, not human jail - there won't be any left.
TwitchingPokki: removing the people, fine. removing the earth, not fine.
Astramentha: @digitalseahorse I got another one quan2tRunning quan2tRunning quan2tRunning
 DigitalSeahorse:  this but hands together
Fletcher_dw: go to human jail. go directly to human jail. do not collect 200 gropnar
 Strebenherz: look, i would believe that ufo sightings are drivebys by idiot aliens on joyrides
 pleonasticTautology: we *are* the car
 Drasvin: Kei truck fits anywhere
 HadesLeprechaun: Car is You
JadedCynic: @kynelwynn ah, a fellow person of taste and refinement! 
 RealLegitStreamer: I can't explain why, but this music is reminding me of Babylon 5
 Bugberry: we were a transformer all along
 LordZarano: They just stopped here for a roadside picnic
 Gekyouryuu: ok, nvm
 Anaerin: So anyway, I started blastin'.
 kingandcommoner: so anyway, I started blastin'
 DigitalSeahorse: Astramentha that isn't showing up for me, may have expired
Fletcher_dw: @RealLegitStreamer i was just watching that like five minutes ago
kynelwynn: @JadedCynic All around the world! Rock and Roll is here to stay!
 Rhynerd: we just make a hole in the top of the ship now
Lysander_salamander: I should try out the demo.
Astramentha: @digitalseahorse aw dang
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Aenir798: Is the music legally distinct deja vu?
 empyreon: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, will there be ice now?
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 JKBalch: Wait, isn't this the initial D hill?
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 MacbethSeemsSus: Barrel roll!
 TehAmelie: when this car flips, it only ever looks cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the perfect game to create moments for DEJA VU drops
   Anubis169: lol
 Gekyouryuu: Japan is mostly hills by volume
 TehAmelie: why don't we have that technology?
Alephred: If the truck is the player character, who is 'co-driver'?
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikjn
 pleonasticTautology: no the delivery was perfect
 fredcheckers: Next track is "Fuel Fuel Fuel!"
 DigitalSeahorse:  
ThorSokar: true, and funny, the best kind
OmegaPlatinum: This game seems rad as hell ngl
hawktonguebaby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months, currently on a 108 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, hawktonguebaby! (Today's storm count: 63)
 DigitalSeahorse: Japan is beautiful
 fredcheckers: Followed by "Jogging In The Late 20th Century"
 HadesLeprechaun: is the player actually meant to read that conversation while driving, solo, lol
OminouslyOminous subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 132 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, OminouslyOminous! (Today's storm count: 64)
Lysander_salamander: there's another game called "Buck up and Drive." It has an achievement that pops up when you turn off the music.  It's called, "You just turned on the Initial D sountrack, didn't you?"
 Kasran: Initial K
 Nigouki: you know what, if Billy Herrington shows up this game will be peak
letsbelgo: big babying it
 IanAllenBird: lmaoooo
 Too_Many_Knives: It's the bomb car from Mario Kart 64
 kingandcommoner: cant blwo me up if I drownf irst
 fredcheckers: Initial D is one of the few media pieces that depicts japan outside of Tokyo
 Drasvin: Getting chased by a cartoon bomb drone
 DigitalSeahorse: H20 death
Mai_Andra: truck.
Fanklok: "I have the strongest butt, no prolem" co-driver
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "I have the strongest butt" 
 Bugberry: sequence break
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 JKBalch: Alex did next level
TwitchingPokki: strong butt, bad hips
asddsa28: this kinda looks fun
   Anubis169:     
ButterBall000: surely we can loop in the tunnels
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Drakas: can you wall ride the tunnels
Megaparsec256: mandatory sewer level?
 TehAmelie: such double entendres, copilot
 fredcheckers: @TwitchingPokki Hips are powder at this point.  Co-pilot is entirely supported by glute.
 Anaerin: Underground Waterway? Sounds like a Sonic the Hedgehog level.
Mathwyn: I just realised this is just a sonic game featuring a kei truck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But you just said you have the strongest butt!
kynelwynn: Waterground Underway
 IanAllenBird: uh
 NewtyNewts: It's Kei Truck's 30th anniversary!
   Anubis169: WHAT!?!?
 SymphonySolstice: lets goooooo
OmegaPlatinum: yo
Lysander_salamander: nice
Voidhawk42: YESS
 ClodiumSoride: fuck yes!
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 sethtriggs: That's amazing
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 Wicker_Guide: Tatsumaki Senpou
 Gekyouryuu: Have we always had that?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 TehAmelie: extremely F-Zero
 InconsiderateHat: LET'S GOOO
 fredcheckers: @Mathwyn Driving around out the speed of sound
 Strebenherz: Okay, we're getting more rad
 IanAllenBird: sure, that's right, I guess so
Fletcher_dw: TOYOTA SPINDASH
 e_bloc: okay game good
 ContingentCat: What
TwitchingPokki: Claaaaaassic Kei truck utility
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
 MacbethSeemsSus: YOU HAD THAT THE ENTIRE TIME!?!
 TheAinMAP: Turns out, spinning is a good trick.
asddsa28: what
ButterBall000: This is turning into Platinum's Transformers game
kynelwynn: The aliens weaponized your Nitro
KeytarCat: Oh THAT'S what spin does
ThorSokar: now you got a sweep kick?!
 Gekyouryuu: Toyota Tornado!
 Too_Many_Knives: If that eel comes back we making sushi
7gorobei: we have gone from initial D to samurai showdown
 kingandcommoner: spin to win
 InconsiderateHat: @IanAllenBird 
 Bugberry: All we need now is a parry
CAKHost: That truck has a KNIFE
 empyreon: holy hell, this game absolutely rips
 Brozard: When do we unlock Screw Attack?
Voidhawk42: Remember kids: the difference between a Kei Truck and a Gundam is just XP
 Strebenherz: New racing game on the docket for Ian
 MacbethSeemsSus: While you were studying the blade, I was studying the truck
 Gekyouryuu: @Strebenherz THIS for the LRRmans would rule
 Welbog: gottem
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SeductiveTamePrariedogChocolateRain-UnTbWpY-ZoK4we3s
 Rhynerd: just 24 hours of this.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu I just want this as a PIF
   Anubis169: 
 Nigouki: this spin feels way more rewarding than the one Cloud has in the bike sections of the remake
 Gekyouryuu: a K turn, if you will
 kingandcommoner: fear the muramase
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JKBalch: Speed, Spindash, aliens? Close enough, welcome back Sonic Adventure
 Rhynerd: Actually, if this got a LRRmans would it just be Ian getting various members of the team to play this to see who gets the bet time/ranks/etc?
CAKHost: And the aliens didn't give us this. The Car Navigation can just Do This now
 TehAmelie: wait, Cloud spins around the motorcycle to spin his sword? why not just use his wrist
 HadesLeprechaun: I really do like the slow rollout of game mechanics that were probably available from the start
CAKHost: Unless I missed something earlier
 Drasvin: Wait I stepped away for a moment. Did the truck get a butt sword?
 Rhynerd: yes
 Wicker_Guide: @CAKHost look, sometimes a truck just wants to loosen up and go Feral
 Larkonus: I wonder if you're unlocking these abilities as you go, or if you've had them all along and the game's showing them to you, Tunic style.
 ContingentCat: Wait I thought watch and play was supposed to be bad games?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost The aliens said they super charged something to give us this
Fanklok: @CAKHost Alien-B said it upgraded the trck
   Anubis169: If they aren't using this to market Kei Trucks, they should
CAKHost: @Wicker_Guide Fair XD
 betweenmyself: imagine what the devs could accomplish with a bit more funding and staff 
 fredcheckers: @TehAmelie Because the sword weighs 70 Kilos?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
kynelwynn: There was dialogue from an alien saying they changed the nitro to be a blade
 DigitalSeahorse:    
CAKHost: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah! Thanks!
Voidhawk42: Snow Festival Episode!
nevermore913: Ice level
CAKHost: @Fanklok Thanks!
TwitchingPokki: the driving has always been crazy
 HadesLeprechaun: deflected!
ergh99: game is what?
 NewtyNewts: Big hitpause, so satisfying
KeytarCat: Drive Crazy
 HadesLeprechaun: @ergh99 DriveCrazy
Fanklok: 805 of men think they can return a missle from Alien-C
 TehAmelie: @fredcheckers but the victory animation
Fanklok: 80%
 Rhynerd: Love how the Co-Driver was surprised you could bat a missile away
 empyreon: and one for Jenny and the wimp
   Anubis169: 
Aenir798: Alex 
 SymphonySolstice: 
TwitchingPokki: I'll tell ya hhhhhhwhat
JadedCynic: rarely has a game truly lived up to its name 
ergh99: @HadesLeprechaun danke schoen
AMuseOfFirebane: @empyreon 
KeytarCat: "Get fucked!" "And with your spirit!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: woooooow 
 Hangedman: didn't think i'd see "Radiant Silvergun but it's a truck"
 Too_Many_Knives: The video compression is noooot loving this
 fredcheckers: @TehAmelie Honestly Cloud must be extremely dense to be able to not just yeet himself across the map with every swing.
LibraryWitchKei: I do like that we find fun games to play on this show
kynelwynn: Thank you Don Knotts
 HadesLeprechaun: oh this level is really hurting the bitrate
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
7gorobei: oban festival, where you honor the spirits of those you have killed on the course
glitched_goddess: at least there doesn’t seem to be ice physics
Fanklok: Twitch compression hates this part
 Nigouki: it's the american sheriff from the Roger Moore movies
 fredcheckers: I love that Graham's american accent is Jimmy Stewart.
 sethtriggs: Very prety level
 Wicker_Guide: Watch out for Sekiro
 Gekyouryuu: Plot Twist: this is Hakurei Shrine and this turns into Touhou
 DigitalSeahorse: did we bring our wish charms?
 RatherLargeToad: Parry!
 DigitalSeahorse: wweeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Anaerin: Heat Rays? What is this, War of the Worlds?
 Rhynerd: @Gekyouryuu Reimu briefly shoots at you for wrecking her shrine
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 pleonasticTautology: shamisen rock is a genre
 pleonasticTautology: yeah
 pleonasticTautology: yoshida brothers
Lysander_salamander:   
 pleonasticTautology: there're other bands like them
   Anubis169: oh you lucky person
 sethtriggs: Oh
 Welbog: Excuse me
 SymphonySolstice: lazer buddha
TwitchingPokki: hell yeh
 TehAmelie: oh, buddy
 Gekyouryuu: does it have LASER EYES?!
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
 Nigouki: I told you a Megazord was coming
iarethel0ser: If you meet the buddah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
   Anubis169: Asura's Truck
 Kasran: remember the saying: if you meet buddha in the road, kill him
 ContingentCat: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! An Accident Free Event Occurs
 fredcheckers: Oh no I remember this chapter of Gantz
 e_bloc: yoshimi
 Anaerin: What is the sound of one rocket firing?
AMuseOfFirebane: :lul:
 NotCainNorAbel: if you see buddah in the streets you shoot them
Morrigan9: he's flying cause he's enlightened
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: It's just ahead.
 Gekyouryuu: this is just DanDaDan now!
 DigitalSeahorse:      oh yeah I've got all these
 UnknownFriday: Going to teach you the true meaning of suffering.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Buddha's Laser Eyes is my Tool cover band
KeytarCat: But it is how you escape the city
 RatherLargeToad: well, you know what they say about meeting Buddha on the road
DoodlestheGreat: "If you meet the Buddah, do a sick jump through the Buddah."
Alephred: Can you escape the bounds of karma by killing robo-Buddha?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's just accurate LRRbot
 HadesLeprechaun: Rocket powered Buddha
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Bruceski: The Buddha has been met on the road. Our course of action is clear.
BluTGI: To live is to struggle... against the mecha budha
ButterBall000: And somehow Angry Zen Master is piloting the flying Buddha
Voidhawk42: I think the ball might be a Prayer Bead
 Rhynerd: @Bruceski kill him?
Lysander_salamander: I guess it's like when the bad guys hijack the statue of liberty in the usa?
 sethtriggs: Are we going to fight an animate inari statue too?
 eric_christian_berg: He has a health circle.
 Welbog: Shoot missiles at him
 e_bloc: if you meet the buddha ins the streat
 korvys: 8
Uniclonus: Doesn't have a health bar... yet
 Gekyouryuu: 5 Phases Mountain
 TehAmelie: if there's one thing i know about Japanese games it's that Buddha is absolutely invincible
 e_bloc: damn chat got there first 
 DigitalSeahorse: is that a squash?
mrverbal: fighting budha to reach enlightenment is very angry zen master
 DigitalSeahorse: ORB
 pleonasticTautology: graham you saying "good question" reminded me that "good question, next question" has infected my vocab
BluTGI: Tiny Budhas?
 Greendrag13: If you perform a tight maneuver with this truck, is that a kei turn?
Alephred: Noo, the Sutras.
 DigitalSeahorse: popping off
 fredcheckers: Monkey couldn't escape the hand of buddha.  Can Kei Truck?
   Anubis169: is that Hanya Shingyo?
 SymphonySolstice: this rips actually
 sporkraptor: "how many phases does buddha have" is an interesting koan
Dr_fragenstien: I wonder if those are real mantras
   Anubis169: a proper sutra
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Gekyouryuu: Buddha sealed Sun Wukong under 5 Phases Mountain, so 5 Phases
 Kasran: @sporkraptor the zen master replied, "mu"
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Drasvin: "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him"
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: I assume his final attack involves a bodhi tree
 sporkraptor: actually buddha is just upset that you wrecked his temple, he doesn't have anything to do with the aliens, this is just a thing that happens
   Anubis169: heart laser
Laserbeaks_Fury: Watch out Buddha's Breath, it's Koan Attack
Alephred: Is this all Alien-C's doing?
 Gekyouryuu: breasto faia!
Voidhawk42: Each Chakra has a different weapon
 Welbog: Iron Man did it
 pleonasticTautology: naw, ultraman is popular still
 Fruan: I'm a big fan of finger lasers
Lysander_salamander: I should get this game soon
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Drasvin: I blame Tony Stark for chest lasers
 Gekyouryuu: no, finger lasers
 Bugberry: Freeza did finger lazers
 Larkonus: Eye lasers seem a whole lot easier to aim than chest lasers.
Aenir798: I think Frieza was finger lasers
Fanklok: Frieza had finger laser
 Isaac3567: Why did I suddenly get a flashback to the end boss of Ninja Gaiden?
Fanklok: Nappa had mouth laser
 ralphthellama: Cell fired his lazor
 MacbethSeemsSus: Darkseid has eye lasers I think
 Bugberry: Palm lazers are very Iron Man.
 Rhynerd: I thought he was finger lasers
   Anubis169: ralphthellama: lol
BluTGI: Is it a breath weapon or a laser if it's a throat issue?
 protojman: everyone after frieza i think had eye lasers
Uniclonus: Gero had eye lasers, as I recall
glitched_goddess: I think lord slug was eye laser
ButButTheJesus: I legit wanna play a VR game as Cyclops and just BRRRRRMRRRRRRRRRR all over
Lysander_salamander: I hope someday they'll re-release Wrath of Asura
 fredcheckers: The Zeong had finger lasers and a mouth cannon a decade before Freiza
Mai_Andra: Superman "heat vision" I guess
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Rhynerd: Eye lasers seems to be more of a DC thing.
 Hangedman: "Kiyomizudera Can You Hear Meeeeee"
   Anubis169: i thought Jin's laser was from the jewel on his forehead
 Bugberry: now when I think of mouth lasers I think of Pokemon.
   Anubis169: at least it was in Tekken 2
 DigitalSeahorse: ah relaxing stream
   Anubis169: 3*
   Anubis169: no wait I'm thinking of Kazuya
 DigitalSeahorse: babbling brook
 fredcheckers: OG Mechagodzilla had eye lasers.
 ralphthellama: Confusingly, Cyclops doesn't have eye lasers
RothonWylar: I will say the snow levels are not helping twitches compressions algorthms
 pleonasticTautology: THEY'RE NOT LASERS
v_nome: @ButButTheJesus They could release it for Virtual Boy
Dr_fragenstien: oh yeah
 pleonasticTautology: concussive beams!!!!!!!!
 empyreon: portals to PUCH
 Strebenherz: OH RIGHT the punch dimension
durketh: Close enough
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Uniclonus: Concussive force
BluTGI: The dimension of pushing
 JKBalch: Spa episode
 Fruan: A universe of pure kinietic energy, nicknamed by fans 'The punch dimension'
 Arclight_Dynamo: The Elemental Plane of FIST
 Nigouki: oh i kinda recognize this river spa
trebuchetboy: Its pure concussive force dimension
   Anubis169: it's kinetic concussive energy supposedly, in one instance
 Bugberry: That one panel of him using his lasers on a grill implies he's punching them.
 Rhynerd: So his eyes just do impact damage?
 kingandcommoner: I mena, heat is also just kinetic energy, just on a small scale
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 MacbethSeemsSus: Retconning? In comics?
 pleonasticTautology: america chavez has gone to the punch dimension!
 TehAmelie: you have activated Gail Simone
 Dog_of_Myth: Comics everybody!
Mai_Andra: but what about the Judy Dimension?
 DeM0nFiRe: It's tasty fruit punch, got it
 DigitalSeahorse:   now you're seeing in portals
 RatherLargeToad: it has force, but not heat…unless the author wants him to weld something, then they forget
 Isaac3567: His eyes shoot magic missiles clearly
 Wicker_Guide: it's the interpretation that gives us the Cyclops-Jean Grey superkids though
Aenir798: But Cameron taught us all about the unified Christmas canon
RothonWylar: I mean enough kinetic energy eventaully converts to light aka lazers
   Anubis169: people love their stories
 AugmentingPath: No, no, they should just interview the real Cyclops and ask him
 Rhynerd: Tonight on Um, Actually
Lysander_salamander: or James Bond fans
 lamina5432: multiverse exists in comixs for a reason
ButterBall000: Gotta connect those dots
 sethtriggs: Besides it's not like comic book villains are unrealistic
Orlantia: Cyclops is also solar powered
trebuchetboy: I choose to call the Punch dimension canon simply because it is the funniest interpretation
 e_bloc: yeah I was going to say, they make plenty of issues that are not canon
ButButTheJesus: I thought it was a portal directly to the light cone from a black hole or quasar or something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Simply find Scott Summers
 Anaerin: I have a grand unifying canon for all comics: They were written and illustrated by a *bunch* of people, all of whom had their own ideas and theories about how the world and characters work.
 xantos69: Because a certain type of person with a diagnoseable condition NEED everything to fall into a particular order.
 e_bloc: @trebuchetboy agree 100%
EvilBadman: One third of film Spiders-men produce webbing naturally
 kingandcommoner: the patton oswalt bit from parks and rec
 Arclight_Dynamo: Crunk on Earth-616
 e_bloc: bingo
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 Arclight_Dynamo: *Cunk, dammit!
 LithelyUnshod: The full bit is in YT
 betweenmyself: also, not everything in fiction needs an explanation; some things can exist “just because”
 tidehollowcat: Yeah I remember it being significantly longer than what was n the show
JadedCynic: Cam: "It's the Punch Dimension! Close the drawer and get your FUCKING pen, Scott!"
ThorSokar: He hit a large number of things that actually happened in End Game though
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 e_bloc: its free money
BluTGI: Thanos drinking at the cantena
ButButTheJesus: and Marios there somehow
 Bugberry: now this is literally a Bayonetta 1 level.
 kingandcommoner: have you not read Avengers v Alien?
 Greendrag13: Classic driving game, The Floor is Lava
 RatherLargeToad: does it involve a giant mechanical spider?
 fredcheckers: @Arclight_Dynamo Aww skeet skeet skeet
   Anubis169: they did Episode 9... which was objectively worse
Jadaris: @Arclight_Dynamo nope, this is funnier
TwitchingPokki: weather machine
BrindleBoar: that's the natural state of cities
 TehAmelie: now we NEED Pepsiman
 e_bloc: cow did it
 Anaerin: The walls for Kei Truck. The walls specifically designed to be driven on by Kei Truck. Kei Truck's walls.
 MacbethSeemsSus: If only George Lucas had left them some ideas for a sequel trilogy.....
 Arclight_Dynamo: @fredcheckers @Jadaris Dang it. 
 Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc beat me to it
 sporkraptor: well, y'know... buddha
 HadesLeprechaun: California, saying that yearly
Mai_Andra: Buddha's chest is a portal to the fire dimension?
 e_bloc: @sporkraptor 
 Rhynerd: @TehAmelie Surely a nice refreshing can of Pepsi will fix this volcanic eruption
LathosTiran: why is your city not on fire?
glitched_goddess: piss off Buddha, get a city fire
   Anubis169: lol
 SymphonySolstice: ohgod
 GhostValv: D:
 sethtriggs: lol
 e_bloc: :D
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 Rhynerd: At least I'm going to assume this fire's due to a nearby volcano going boom
ButButTheJesus: alex noooooo
 Gekyouryuu: Infinidney Stones
Aenir798: I do not want to hear these words
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 e_bloc: it would take forever
 itomeshi: NO
BluTGI: hope it's not the time stone
BrindleBoar: imagine the sound that makes when it hits the bowl
BluTGI: Could take a while
ZeroArcana: that'd take forever
 HadesLeprechaun: Ouch
 pleonasticTautology: g-d
CaptainTeo: That is not a sentence that I needed to hear.
glitched_goddess: if it’s the time stone
HavenDragon: which one?
 Greendrag13: You could start, but you'd literally never finish
 xantos69: I would simply snap my fingers.
   Anubis169: "I went to the toilet and shot a hole in the earth's mantle"
 pleonasticTautology: i can't stop laughing
 RatherLargeToad: The Gall Stone (TM)
 betweenmyself: “If they won’t recognize my power, I will burn it all down!” - probably Buddha
 DigitalSeahorse: medical intervention
Dr_fragenstien: your pee changes depending on what it is. You'd better hope it's not the power stone
 pleonasticTautology: i cant breathe
EvilBadman: But it's the time stone, so you do it again
 Anaerin: "I am Inevitable" "And I.... Am Constipated"
 itomeshi: Calcium Oxalate Kidney stones are bad enough.
Morrigan9: at least they looked smooth
 Dog_of_Myth:  
ButButTheJesus: MYYYY DIIIIIIICKKKKKK
RothonWylar: OK but Mr fantastic has literally surgically removed an infinity stone from Stark's Head
Dr_fragenstien: you'll destroy your toilet
JadedCynic: BOOOOO.   BOO Graham!
 sporkraptor: you just keep passing it
 sethtriggs: oh ooooowwww
 LithelyUnshod: The Aether was at least fluid
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: well the reality stone was just like gaseous goo at least
 sporkraptor: the same stone
OmegaPlatinum: At least you wouldn't have to pass the Space Stone
 NewtyNewts: The awful Infidney Stones
 e_bloc: truly the Sisyphus punishment for our time
 fredcheckers: "What did it cost you?"
JadedCynic: I've had kidney stones; that's HORRIFYING
BluTGI: Drink your water chat.
asddsa28: there just shardes
TwitchingPokki: "toilet bowl, I've come to bargain"
 DigitalSeahorse: they'd give you a stent and make you wait a month before surgical intervention
Laserbeaks_Fury: sometimes the DON'T
LathosTiran: slowly
 GhostValv: It bad
glitched_goddess: gallstones look like fucking teeth
   Anubis169: oh I've had one the size of half a pea, it's why i don't drink energy drinks anymore
EvilBadman: They fucking suck.
 Too_Many_Knives: h y d r a t e
 HadesLeprechaun: Wait why are we monochromatic now
 EOstby: If you're lucky, it's small and only takes a couple days to pass.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dormamu, it sucks
 dougma: it is the most pain I have ever been in
 neisan2112: Currently doing just that
 foopoiuyt: Yeah - it's not great.
 e_bloc: I think of it as giving  birth,  through your dick
Voidhawk42: Turns out, the human body is made mostly of stretchy materials
 MacbethSeemsSus: If you're lucky they can use ultrasonic waves
 Rhynerd: I heard of what a broken down kidney stone would look like.
 sethtriggs: Kidney stones are no joke
   Anubis169: yup
 betweenmyself: passed a stone once, no bueno
 RealLegitStreamer: can confirm they are unpleasant
7gorobei: lithotripsy
 fastlane250: Don't look up the things tonsils can expel... if you still have them. don't. DON'T.
 fredcheckers: I've passed a 1mm gall stone through a 0.5mm bile duct.
Rockario: oh, speakking of, my water is across the room
   Anubis169: wub it out
JadedCynic: you pee gravel for a day or two
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Don't forget the kidney stone rollercoaster
 korvys: Also, rollercoasters
ThorSokar: extremely painfully as my January of this year can attest, managed to set the hospital blood pressure record and everything
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And it still sucks!
BluTGI: If only we had urethra portals to the push dimension
BrindleBoar: if Cyclops isn't busy he can just look at your bits for a minute, but he's usually booked up
 Fruan: Still better than bladder stones
 Anaerin: "Smash gallstones into pieces, this is my ul-tra-sound!"
RothonWylar: Ultrasonic or hypersonic
 Dog_of_Myth: Had Galstones, I'm all stoned out
 Isaac3567: @fastlane250 Thats why I got mine removed a few years ago. Those stones suck
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah that can work I guess, it wasn't what they did for mine cause it was already trying to pass itself
 TehAmelie: maybe some Nightcore would make it quick
 itomeshi: Yup, kidney stone was a pain that... didn't just hurt. It debilitated.
CAKHost: :c
 Bugberry: Dubstep my junk
niccus: maybe it's Pendulum
 ralphthellama: I had a 9mm stone. I had a procedure called a lithotripsy, which is what Alex was talking about
JadedCynic: also adjust your diet to not take in TOO much minerals
EvilBadman: So you still pass them, just smaller, horray!
ImmortalLen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IcyLittleFloofPeanutButterJellyTime-iCK3sjYui6VIvmA2
 Welbog: Floor's lava. *grabs shotgun*
 FenrisSchafer: Most pain I have been in in my life
   Anubis169: the drop "Dink" into the bowl
  Foxmar320: can I get that service now. literally dealing with kidney stones right now
 sethtriggs: YEoooooooooow
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SucculentGlamorousChamoisHumbleLife-bVIgxTCl3-7AYHqM
OmegaPlatinum: Clint?!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Yep, that's a thing people do
CAKHost: If you must have an image of a kidney stone, image a d4 in your kidney
Lysander_salamander: oh, now it's Cannabalt
JadedCynic: yup
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For all of you keep in mind that is what can happen to a cat but they block super easily
Mai_Andra: oh, we Fast & Furious 7 now... 
 Gekyouryuu: I saw a great post about "Who'd win, Iron Man vs Magneto?" being a litmus test, because the dumb, wrong answer is Magneto crushes the suit, the smart, wrong answer is Iron Man because his suit's not magnetic, the smarter RIGHT answer is Magneto because Iron Man has shrapnel in his blood that he needs a magnet to keep out of his heart
HavenDragon: also if drinking water doesn't help, get your blood sugar checked
BluTGI: Americans will do anything other than health care.
 HadesLeprechaun: The doctor asked what my kidney stone felt like and I said it felt like getting kicked in the balls
 TehAmelie: we went up an elevator. . .
 Fruan: This game is so good
 lirazel64: Centrifugal force of some sort.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are you still being chased by Buddha?
 DigitalSeahorse: most painful roller coaster ride
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: There are rollercoasters (in)famous for being particularly good at it
EvilBadman: @BluTGI Yeah cause it's expensive
 NewtyNewts: Alternative to the Euthanasia Coaster: the Pass-a-Stone
 Rhynerd: amazing the courses human mind can take
asddsa28: im gald i now know about this game
Voidhawk42: The designers of this game left NO CRUMBS
RothonWylar: to be fair a trip to disney is cheaper than a trip to the hospital
 e_bloc: keep in mind horses cannot vomit
Uniclonus: I think one of the Disney rides in California had a reputation for that. Certain cars would take bumps in a way that would knock loose kidney stones
 betweenmyself: boy, all those humans we rescue will be super stoked to come back to their demolished city
 fredcheckers: @EvilBadman You can rent all of six flags for less than the cost of the procedure.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @RothonWylar For now...
CAKHost: XD
DoodlestheGreat: @RothonWylar Not for much longer, at the rate they keep raising ticket prices.
 Wicker_Guide: "We called it Sin"
 Nigouki: i'd assume all the clenching and various body chemical releases during the coaster ride also help
 Gekyouryuu: @betweenmyself it's Japan. cities just go away sometimes
 Too_Many_Knives: "I was inverted at the time"
 NewtyNewts: You CAN drive on the ceiling!
   Anubis169: wheeeeeee
 Rhynerd: Here one man is, playing a game where a kei truck drives through the middles of buildings while he and his friends discuss kidney stones along with nearly 500 people
 fredcheckers: @Gekyouryuu Especially in the 18th century.
 Bugberry: Spidercar's secret identity as a Kei truck
 Greendrag13: I have never seen someone commit so hard to driving on the wrong side of the road
 RatherLargeToad: What a feeling.  we’re driving on the ceiling
 Gekyouryuu: Alex... Earthquakes and Tsunamies
Fanklok: That's just science
MrNonyaBidness: What is this game?
 fredcheckers: Or they burn down
 sethtriggs: Makes me think of the Gardiner
Laserbeaks_Fury: PEPSIMAN
 korvys: Also not a laser
LathosTiran: Godzilla Vapes cities
 Nigouki: TANKER LORRY DA!
 e_bloc: you know atomic breath gets no play
 Shurtal: is this some sort of reverse City Escape?
 ClodiumSoride: @MrNonyaBidness Drive Crazy
JadedCynic: @Gekyouryuu But Tony "Iron Man" Stark is Marvel's equivalent of Bruce Wayne - rich and inventive so they always have a 'belt full' of deus ex machinas 
 DigitalSeahorse:  forgot I had this gun earlier
 Bugberry: Peter Parkedcar
 Gekyouryuu: Godzilla is asleep sometimes, Alex! let nature have SOME credit!
 TehAmelie: Godzilla is a cornerstone of the city ecosystem
MrNonyaBidness: @ClodiumSoride Thank you!!!
 LithelyUnshod: @sethtriggs That's why I don't drive in Toronto anymore
 HadesLeprechaun: I like that you have extremely ineffectual headlights
 Wicker_Guide: @TehAmelie Every ecosystem needs an apex predator
 Drasvin: Co-Driver's hips must be in horrid shape
 IanAllenBird: oh nooo
 SymphonySolstice: gasp
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: Might even be the last level
Aenir798: A & B have families, they can't afford to go back to jail
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Aliens "A Friend" and "Best Friend"
 Welbog: Excuse you, they have names. Alien, Balien and Calien.
 e_bloc: we already have way too much ice
 e_bloc: please stop
 Rhynerd: A and B were just joyriding while C apparently had plans of world domination
CAKHost: *Gasp*
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Anaerin: @JadedCynic Deux Ex Pecunia
 Shurtal: they must have Storm on retainer
 MacbethSeemsSus: This game is such a find
 HadesLeprechaun: Abolish this ICE
 foopoiuyt: Lasers are a form of weather, right?
 Gekyouryuu: also, now I'm remembering a GREAT clip I saw from a show about a Sentai team getting beers after work and going "hey... we SAY we're defending the Earth, but they only ever attack Tokyo!" "YEAH! THEY SHOULD ATTACK AMERICA!"
Lysander_salamander: I like how there seems to be several alternate tracks
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Lysander_salamander: Will be fun to replay some of these maps
 Bugberry: they are the Avatar
 fredcheckers: @foopoiuyt Marjorie Taylor Green?
 margieargie: They opened the SIm City disasters menu
glitched_goddess: they have earth, wind, AND fire!
 lirazel64: Seems like a nice day...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JKBalch: Held it together!
 CaptainSpam: Watch, it's just a one-hit kill after a massive gauntlet.
 pleonasticTautology: this game rules
CAKHost: It's a lovely day and you are a terrible Weather manipulation unit
 pleonasticTautology: graham thank you for buying this to "torture" alex with
 TheAinMAP: 
NoxStryx subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
 NoxStryx: My
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, NoxStryx! (Today's storm count: 65)
Mai_Andra: Will be fun to find out this road is just a big circle around the boss, and you actually have to climb the mountain...
 Welbog: This is the rudest weather manipulation unit I've ever bought this week.
 SymphonySolstice: time to fight radahn
ButterBall000: Making me want to rewatch the old Get Smart movie
 fredcheckers: LOD manipulation technology
northos: "watch out for balls coming from the front" 
EvilBadman: What if Radahn just crashed in goddammit
 e_bloc: might be my favorite fight there
 Rhynerd: "and there's no mountains to load, no river to goad"
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Lysander_salamander: Is it the first-person pov mod?
 e_bloc: let him solo me
 NewtyNewts: What sort of miserable are we talking?
BrindleBoar: I thought you were going to say someone made Garfradahn real and I was excited
 tidehollowcat: I'm finishing watch through Adam and Wheeler's play it forward at the moment while I finish 100%ing it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or as some say, Kosim
Voidhawk42: One of my fave streamers once beat 10 Melanias at once. I have no idea how
Fanklok: You joke, bt there is a mod that replaces eery enemy in the game with Malenia
 Strebenherz: fuck kalameet
 e_bloc: always has been
 Shurtal: Orphan doesn't have a health bar, so it doesn't actually fight by the same rules as EVERY OTHER BOSS in Bloodborne
 kingandcommoner: Orphan of Kos is difficult, but post elden ring not so much
 Shurtal: stamina bar, i mean
 Gekyouryuu: there's a Vtuber I watch, DemilyPyro, and one of her most notable moments was beating Orphan of Kos first try
   Anubis169: Kalameet is near impossible to get the tail cut on, and Seath's tail cut is misplaced
 sethtriggs: Oh you are climbing Mt Fuji?
 Strebenherz: Kalameet makes me 
 Strebenherz: I have MEMORIES of kalameet
 Bugberry: I never heard that about Orphan. The most common ways I saw speedrunners beat it was getting it into an attack loop.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hade way more trouble learning Artorias than Kalameet
 Kramburger: The kookaburra laugh is extremely distracting to me
   Anubis169: LOL
BrindleBoar: BODIED
 Strebenherz: BOOP
 MacbethSeemsSus: *bonk*
 SymphonySolstice: B I N G
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: this better come with hazard pay
 HadesLeprechaun: I stepped away for a short bit are we....on the moon?
Laserbeaks_Fury: A NEW RECORD!
iarethel0ser: YEET
 DigitalSeahorse: boof
epsilon_vee: defeating climate change by crashing your kei truck into it
CAKHost: From Soft has been pretty quiet on Dusk Born, haven't they
 Rhynerd: gone
 Strebenherz: BONK
Aenir798: did the big thing land?
 Rhynerd: 4 more to go, I guess?
 NoxStryx: Just got here, this game seems OK, actually.
 Rhynerd: since 2 took out what looks likea  third
 pleonasticTautology: pokey
 Gekyouryuu: Daruma
 Rhynerd: @NoxStryx oh, this is the palate cleanser
   Anubis169: we're a KeiBlade
 fredcheckers: The mario cactus boys.
 NoxStryx: @Rhynerd I figured
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrispyExquisiteAlbatrossMcaT-TptyyS6K5-iQxpdx
 fredcheckers: Which I think were in zelda first...
CAKHost: Oh so it's a Tower. neat!
 SymphonySolstice: ayyed his last lmao
 Kasran: daruma otoshi, is what the game is called
 DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHA
 Strebenherz: BEAUTIFUL
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
EvilBadman: Oh no Alien C
 Gekyouryuu: excellent
Voidhawk42: Achievement Unlocked: 9/11
 Welbog: Ayyy, lmow
 e_bloc: fabulous
 empyreon: 
RothonWylar: 10
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 Strebenherz: MANDERVILLED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect 10/10
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 neisan2112:   
CAKHost: XD
BrindleBoar: shork
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
northos: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Surprise shark!?!
 TheAinMAP:   
 CaptainSpam: Bonus boss time?
 NewtyNewts: shork?
 Gekyouryuu: YES!
 sethtriggs: Like SHarknado
 TheAinMAP: ?
 e_bloc:    
 Welbog: Shork
ImmortalLen: SPACE SHARK?!?!?
Lysander_salamander: nice
aClonedPickle: game's not over til the giant shark says so
asddsa28: best game
 RainyMint: SHARK
 e_bloc: do do dododo do
 empyreon: THIS RULES SO HARD
 Strebenherz: Time to reset the vore counter
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 ClodiumSoride: "You didn't think it was going to be that easy, did you?"
Mysticman89: oh good we had time for one more level anyway
JadedCynic: of COURSE this isn't the end 
 lamina5432: we sharknado now
 Too_Many_Knives: do doo da do da doo
 DigitalSeahorse: actual fish
 HadesLeprechaun: what a tweest!
Fanklok: !card shabraz
  LRRbot: Shabraz, the Skyshark [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Shark Bird [3/3] | Partner with Brallin, Skyshark Rider / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Shabraz and you gain 1 life. / {W/U}: Target Human gains flying until end of turn.
 TehAmelie: the game has jumped the shark [complimentary]
 e_bloc: we are asking the alien about a creature native to our planet?
 Nigouki: Help me step-alien, I'm stuck!
 NoxStryx: Shark just splats  the game over?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a shark SUCK YOUR DICK I GUESS???
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie better than the shark jumping US...
 Strebenherz: COSMIC SHARK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To reference the old meme
7gorobei: too much space ketamine
 CaptainSpam: Oh, of COURSE it's a cosmic shark.  Should've known.
 Anaerin: Man, this game really jumped the cosmic shark...
 sethtriggs: I remember when I was a kid we had a record about a Disco Shark
 Drasvin: If it feeds on stars, why is it heading towards the planet?
 empyreon: WHAT
  TStodden: Cosmic Shark, duh duh duh-duh-duh duh...
 NewtyNewts: uh
leebenningfield: cosmic shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
 Shurtal: it's a SHark King
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 EOstby: Needs more Glass Shark.
 Strebenherz: SHARK MADE OF SHARKS
   Anubis169: 
BrindleBoar: sharktron
SearchingInteractive: love these aliens
 Arclight_Dynamo: Metashark! A sharkplex!
Pteraspidomorphi: From the shark dimension?
iarethel0ser: The shark dimension shark!
 ClodiumSoride: In the Hills, The Sharks
 Fruan: It's from the shark dimension
 DigitalSeahorse: better kill it while we can
 e_bloc: yo dawg
josh___something: The shark dimension\
 sethtriggs: IT's three sharks in a shark suit
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Must be from the shark dimension
 kingandcommoner: from the shark dimension
niccus: don't worry, it's just very far away
 BusTed: the shark dimension...
 Gekyouryuu: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! this RULES so hard!
DoodlestheGreat: SHARKCEPTION!
8000power: A shark frim the shark dimension
JadedCynic: Did the sole dev watch Crapshots?
 NewtyNewts: Into the SHARK DIMENSION!
 NoxStryx: If that shark is big enough to eat a star it is VERY far away.
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
 fredcheckers: Is this a sharknado?
 Drasvin: Giant space shark from nowhere
   Anubis169: This just keeps getting better and better
 Greendrag13: In the eye of the sharknado
TotallyNotaBeholder: Are we going to jump into the shark?
 Strebenherz: this is bussing amazing
 pleonasticTautology: thank you graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So it's a shark-king?
 e_bloc: this is just jonah with extre steps
 pleonasticTautology: i LOVE that crapshot
CAKHost: More than one?!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Clearly during the planning meeting all ideas were accepted.
 sethtriggs: This feels like a theme for Panalysts too
 CaptainSpam: Mr. Grizz, here to save the day!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bear technician?
 ShaneLeeAtk: The Sharks natural enemy
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RealLegitStreamer: bears v shark?!
 JKBalch: Bear Technical
Laserbeaks_Fury:   I could stay awake JUST to hear you breathin' 
aerohydra: love that band
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 Shurtal: is this Secretly a LRR fan game?
 lamina5432: let's gooooo
 neisan2112: We get to deliver the bear!??!
 Dog_of_Myth: AMAZING
 ralphthellama: Better that than a shark made of sharts
JadedCynic: of COURSE
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Bugberry: this is also Splatoon 3's ending
 pleonasticTautology: this is some "last level of splatoon single player" ass shit
iarethel0ser: Game of the year 10/10 no notes
 e_bloc: all can be forgiven in this game
 HadesLeprechaun: so this is the best game of all time?
CAKHost: The team ups?!
ButButTheJesus: GO BEARS
 RainyMint: AMAZING
 Gekyouryuu: this game is flawless
 IanAllenBird: biggest salmon that bear's ever seen
JadedCynic: it's STILL small to the shark...
 ralphthellama: Or a shart made of sharks
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhaha
 e_bloc: what a fucking weird shadow of the colossus sequel
 sethtriggs: This feels like it would also be awesome pachinko action scenes
7gorobei: ultramankuma
CAKHost: we are now the bear!
 NoxStryx: Suplex! suplex!
 SymphonySolstice: this is a hall of famer for sure
 LithelyUnshod: short range teleport
northos: someone made a joke about Final Fantasy 10 earlier and boy has that aged well
Laserbeaks_Fury: INSTANT TRANSMISSION
 CaptainSpam: *pop*
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
RothonWylar: If we could teleport why do they have a space ship in hte first place?
 NewtyNewts: perfect sfx
 empyreon: TREES DOWN
JadedCynic: @ambarion85 when any of us figure that out, we'll be sure to let you know
 DigitalSeahorse: Pop
 pleonasticTautology: absolutely perfect sound effect
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZanyVastSwanPermaSmug-oEg6vSpUNGrvk1OS
 e_bloc: all the way down
CAKHost: XD
 sethtriggs: Inception?!!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Fanklok: @northos YEE HAW, HERE WE GO
 Dog_of_Myth: WE ARE SHARK
 MacbethSeemsSus: *inception noise, but shark*
Lysander_salamander: ok
 Fruan: We're there. The Shark Dimension.
 pleonasticTautology: THIS GAME RULES
 Rhynerd: we gotta win the shark rally I guess
 DigitalSeahorse: Shark WARP
v_nome: You know, Shark Professor X is Shark Legion's dad.
northos: @Fanklok *hums the Hymn of the Fayth*
 SymphonySolstice: now THIS is pod racing
 NewtyNewts: Memory of all the things you've done.
 CaptainSpam: This IS the Shark Dimension.
 neisan2112: HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY
Lysander_salamander: nice
RothonWylar: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Astramentha: I need Kissed By A Rose playing over this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES Oh I'm so happy
CAKHost: Are we just in the shark dimension
letsbelgo: yes
ThorSokar: OK, this game rules
 sethtriggs: This is indeed the Beautycopter of this genre
JadedCynic: we're all seeing this right? I'm not hallucinating, RIGHT?
EvilBadman: We can say this shark has jumped the game
 MacbethSeemsSus: Years after the crapshot, you made it to the shark dimension
  Juliamon: That's hurting it!
 Drasvin: Shark mines!
CAKHost: Yes yes we are
 Larkonus: Can we just have a whole game in the highlight reel?
  SmithKurosaki: @ThorSokar yes it do
ButButTheJesus: this sure is not a fever dream huh
 Too_Many_Knives: Sushi'd
 TheAinMAP:   
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
GedankenPalast_: 
 ArcOfTheConclave: Lazer sharks?
JadedCynic: get pARRIED, Sharkbreath
 sethtriggs: I love living nowadays when there's so many great games
 HadesLeprechaun: this might be the best game of all time
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Drasvin: 
 e_bloc: oh it's cope-pilot
 NoxStryx: @ArcOfTheConclave Shark with bussin laser beams on their head.
ThorSokar: Just as useless as all rally car co-pilots, as is tradition
 Anaerin: Alex now a member of the Self-Preservation Society.
OmegaPlatinum: oh there's a health bar
 TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: you a shark!
 margieargie: This IS the shark dimension!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Mysticman89: big plot reveals
 ClodiumSoride: some tell Max about this game
 Mattmitchell45: That's a relief
 ArcOfTheConclave: okay, this slaps
josh___something: Is this game of the year?
Astramentha: 
 pleonasticTautology: goty 2026
CAKHost: We are one we are many we are... Shark Legion
durketh: Are we the "oddly few sharks" dimension
 NoxStryx: What is the game name
 e_bloc: sharks are not an ocean.  we are all part of shark-kind. so do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee
 MacbethSeemsSus: "We are shark. And we are Legion"
 Anaerin: Is the soundtrack saying "Cyber cyber cyber shark"?
leebenningfield: elemental plane of shark
 Gekyouryuu: @ClodiumSoride would Max love it because sharks or hate it because shark violence?
 tidehollowcat: Thankfully that Crapshot gave us the information we need to defeat the Shark Legion
 fredcheckers: Sharkaisen
 Kasran: the shinkansame
   Anubis169: the Sharkansen 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Voidhawk42: Game of the year
 HadesLeprechaun: @NoxStryx DriveCrazy, one word
 LordZarano: Might as well link the store page again https://store.steampowered.com/app/1556010/DriveCrazy/
Voidhawk42: the year of the shark
 Drakas: is W+P game of the year the worst game or the best game played
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 NoxStryx: @HadesLeprechaun Thanks
 e_bloc: @Drakas yup
 Strebenherz: @LordZarano 
 ClodiumSoride: @Gekyouryuu well, we are *also* sharks now, so...
theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeterminedTiredAdminBibleThump-EWuyZDTyTGAygjJy
CAKHost: Choo choo tra- those are sharks
 Jennie_Fuchsia: my idiot cat son was trying to catch the road (watching on a wall mounted tv) and tumbled right off the table 
JadedCynic: sharks...with frickin' laser beams!
Mysticman89: apparently theres cusotmization and accesories according to the most recent update
 DigitalSeahorse:  
GedankenPalast_: @Jennie_Fuchsia D'awww
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why is the music giving me Carpenter Brut vibes?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
BrindleBoar: phase 2!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: da fuck?
 NotCainNorAbel: This game has no right to go this hard
 Drasvin: Kei truck goes to space!
 Saintnex: this is a SPACE FIGHT
ImmortalLen: Going full Sonic Adventure 2
 fredcheckers: We are Metal Hurlant
OmegaPlatinum: apparently yes?
 HadesLeprechaun: this game knew the assignment
 Greendrag13: Ah yes, the traditional ending level of kei-tamari damacy
 Wicker_Guide: So, to be clear, this is Alan Wake 3, yes?
CAKHost: And now the Cosmic Shark
 TehAmelie: i think they're still in "pre-production"
Omnipotrevor: The game was never in development
OmegaPlatinum: They have stated that Beyond Good and Evil 2 is still in production
  Juliamon: I don't think even the people working on it know if they're working on it
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's getting close to three decades in development
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ThorSokar: that game is max copium / pipe dream at this point
 Fruan: This is frog fractions 4
 Mattmitchell45: Star Citizen
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: don't bet on Duke, that's for sure
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheheheh
 Mattmitchell45: (which you are actively becoming)
 DigitalSeahorse: potatoes?
 NoxStryx: Cheeze doodles?
 Rhynerd: Just gotta wait for Witchmarsh to enter early access.
 pleonasticTautology: like fighting ganon
 Drasvin: Deadman's Volley with the Cosmic Shark?
 Larkonus: Playing Ganon Tennis with space shark.
Omnipotrevor: I just wonder how many different things we can see BG&E be. I can't wait for a third trailer that has nothing to do with any of the previous ones
 DigitalSeahorse: space potats
 Drakas: they are meatieors
SearchingInteractive: ngl at a glance this game seems good
 Kasran: so... game of the year? it's early, but... i mean, you're seeing this
 pleonasticTautology: YESSSSSSSSSSSs
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Welbog: Get sharked
GedankenPalast_:   
 HadesLeprechaun: this might be GOTY
 DigitalSeahorse:     
BishopAres: what the....
 SymphonySolstice: goty goty goty goty
 MacbethSeemsSus: Luckily the cosmic shark can only be defeated in the shark dimension
Mysticman89: dec 2025 I think
  Juliamon: 10 Dec last year
KeytarCat: Two checks!
ThorSokar: Dec 2025, unfortunately
 SymphonySolstice: that counts!
 Kasran: game of the year 2025 then
CAKHost: This is... truly the power of Kei Truck!
JadedCynic: 10 Dec 2025 
 margieargie: I mean, I'm willing to say game of the year 2025, and I loved E33
GedankenPalast_: bye
 Gekyouryuu: Silksong WISHES it was this good /jk
RothonWylar: ok but what about the eel?
Dr_fragenstien: k trucks can hold a lot
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
 fredcheckers: @ThorSokar Probably in under the wire since GOTY awards are given in december.
 CaptainSpam: Anyway, we're late for the rally.
BluTGI: Do you need a truck that can defeat bears, sharks, AND the budha? Boy do we have a truck for you!
 Kasran: yakisoba and peach sake for me please
Lysander_salamander: nice
   Anubis169: 
 HadesLeprechaun: banger top to bottom
 margieargie:    
RothonWylar: 11/10
JadedCynic: creatures - not just people
 MacbethSeemsSus: *clap*
 CaptainSpam: Amazing.
northos:     
 JKBalch: Hell yeah, that rocked
 NewtyNewts: Amazing stream
 underhill33:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Cinema!
 Strebenherz: That was fantastic
 Fruan: Perfect game
 SymphonySolstice: masterpiece
 Welbog: The perfect game does not exi-
DoodlestheGreat: Clap2
 TheAinMAP:   
JadedCynic: wow
 Larkonus: 10/10, no notes.
 margieargie: 50/10 game
 sethtriggs: WEll done
 sethtriggs: and perfect timing!
JadedCynic: thanks Takao!
 e_bloc: that game was a hoot
 RainyMint: Absolute masterpiece
 sethtriggs: Wowwwwwww
 Strebenherz: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1556010/DriveCrazy/
 DigitalSeahorse:    
GedankenPalast_: 42/10
   Anubis169: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 lamina5432: that was amazing
ThorSokar: One Person except the music, AMAZING
 lamina5432: gnight
   Anubis169: !store
  LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 MacbethSeemsSus: Some whiplash quality wise on this stream
CAKHost: Great game no notes
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 NoxStryx: Did graham read the games store page? It is full of excellent broken english
   Anubis169: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
 empyreon: 110/10
 e_bloc: especially this
glitched_goddess: is this all one dude
pleonasticTautology is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 334 in the channel!
 Mattmitchell45:   
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to marknca!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to vsmit!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to Eramis8!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tizzidar!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to shadesoflilacs!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, pleonasticTautology! Welcome to marknca, vsmit, Eramis8, Tizzidar, and shadesoflilacs! (Today's storm count: 70)
 Gekyouryuu: wow, almost exclusively done by ONE person. amazing
CAKHost: Other that please wishlist!
Charlie_Victor7 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 68 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Charlie_Victor7! (Today's storm count: 71)
 DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
 e_bloc: thanks fellows
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 fredcheckers: Properly credited Unreal assets
 Larkonus: Thank you for the stream! 
DoodlestheGreat: Wow, he even lists all the parts he used.
JadedCynic: zomg there's a free demo too! 
 Mattmitchell45: hey graham
 Gekyouryuu: we should wait and see if there's anything post credits!
   Anubis169: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 DigitalSeahorse: check out Alex's Etsy!
 Gekyouryuu: oh, ok
Drasvin is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 241 in the channel!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to afterlanterns!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to Onikaji!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to CountOfCristo82!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheRush192!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to jacobsnake1452!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Drasvin! Welcome to afterlanterns, Onikaji, CountOfCristo82, TheRush192, and jacobsnake1452! (Today's storm count: 76)
 lamina5432: maps
paronomasiac042 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 98 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, paronomasiac042! (Today's storm count: 77)
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: excuse me?
io_Otter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, io_Otter! (Today's storm count: 78)
 MacbethSeemsSus: what
quietcat: somehow that tracks
 Mattmitchell45:   
 e_bloc: thats funny, I just found out I need brain surgery last week
   Anubis169: eyy!!!
 Strebenherz:    
 Greendrag13: Any bags will be grosser-y bags after enough time in someone's head
 DigitalSeahorse: 
empyreon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, empyreon! (Today's storm count: 79)
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc best wishes with everything, and to a well and good recovery
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that game was fun!
 neisan2112: Oh no they played the first one on Lets Nope. It was uuuhhhhhhh
 lamina5432: Another RV stream is a treat
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I think they played Tormented Souls on here a while back
 e_bloc: netrunner is really good
 NoxStryx: Didnt they play the first tormented souls on lets nope?
 fredcheckers: Tormented souls 1 was on Let's nOpe
DoodlestheGreat: You mean Ben?
 Gekyouryuu: you mean Ben?
 e_bloc: @Strebenherz thank you!  they can go in through the nose so it's not too bad
ImmortalLen: switch back to game
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Anaerin: "He and James". When talking about James...
 neisan2112: That was the game with boobs in like 5 min of gameplay
 DigitalSeahorse: booth
  Juliamon: Now we actually delivery!
 e_bloc: bonus contact
CAKHost: James need to do one with just a raisin in the chair next to him
 e_bloc: *content
 DigitalSeahorse: neato!
 MacbethSeemsSus: You've got the touch. You've got the power
Mysticman89: wonder if theres any fun customisations
 fredcheckers: @neisan2112 I believe they were at the end of the opening cutscene
TacitusVigil: Garbage day?!?
 DigitalSeahorse: that can be a clip
 TheAinMAP: 
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 79 (new subscribers: 13, returning subscribers: 66, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 0), bits cheered: 2093, new followers: 5, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
KeytarCat: ty, ly, gn
TacitusVigil: Aww, well, at least I have a vod
Lysander_salamander: Only 11 dollars for this game.  Nice
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ClodiumSoride: 
 NoxStryx: James should bring in a cereal as guest, who can then bring in their favorite LRR member.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, Geneva Conventions. Big fan!
 IanAllenBird: thanks for streamin! have a good [time zone] everyone
ButterBall000 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ButterBall000! (Today's storm count: 80)
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 e_bloc: man nahmbra is a bad one to mispronounce
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 Xenguin47: Hey, that's me!
 DigitalSeahorse: I need to cancel my discord nitro
TacitusVigil: Geneva conventions are great. Can we bring back some Nuremberg tribunals too?
 Xenguin47: I'm rarely here live, so special treat of hearing myself read out
 NoxStryx: @fredcheckers That is also where the main character loses an eye super quickly right? Or was that St. Dinfna?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 pleonasticTautology: plea-oh-nas-tic tautology
 empyreon:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fredcheckers: @NoxStryx I think she starts with no eye. Not sure.
   Anubis169: Thank you all 
 sethtriggs: Thanks for stream!
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Thanks for stream!
ButButTheJesus: thamk for strem!
 pleonasticTautology: thanks for streaming 
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! 
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream
 margieargie:    
 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
   Anubis169: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
RothonWylar: Thank you all for being great
   Anubis169: baaaaaaaaaai 
 DigitalSeahorse:     
   Anubis169: Chat, keep being awesome
CAKHost: o/
DoodlestheGreat: Forgot to run an end-of stream ad...
 DigitalSeahorse: @Anubis169  
LariatWest subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 85 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LariatWest! (Today's storm count: 81)
Reset scrolling