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Aceviru: Hemlooo
Anubis169: !dragonshield
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LurkerSpine:
100 several lumens worth of bits 
Anubis169:
haaai Cori 
tdapenguin: hi cori!
RestiveNebula: Hey
Azralorne: Cori chaos!
tdapenguin: is that like a sketch?
Mindfire13: Dragonshield: Respect your cards and yourself
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cori and chat! Wish you all the best from somewhere in the northwest of Europe!
Strebenherz: homelands draft?
Anubis169: Flyingdelorion: ooo whereabouts?
Anubis169: Iceland?
tdapenguin: @Flyingdelorion hello from the internet!
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
LurkerSpine: Boros aggro time
Flyingdelorion: Thanks @TXC2
loufghyslaufey: "Cool Besties"
Flyingdelorion: @Anubis169 a little more south and a little more west of Finland.....
TXC2:
numbers keep getting bigger as much as they want 
TheWooglie: you should stop steaming if you don't want the numbers to go up
TheWooglie: ^streaming
Anubis169:
faroe islands? 
Anubis169: unless you're all the way up on Orkney
dolphgrim: Hi, Cori! Hope you are well!
iris_of_ether:

TXC2: hello dolphgrim and iris_of_ether welcome
Flyingdelorion: Lol @Anubis169 I wish, Faroe islands are beautiful!
BrowneePointz: Gotta force Cori to play Canlander Storm or Sandy B for a couple months. Get that Anime level Sequencing Training montage.
Brozard: Sturm & Drang deck
Strebenherz: I feel that
Bugberry: Waterbending, convoke, improvise. Lost Caverns of Ixalan had some tap as a cost effects in Red/White.
dolphgrim: @BrowneePointz No no. We are nice to Cori. ๐ซ
Bugberry: Spacecraft can also let you tap things.
iris_of_ether: Says "my brain is too soft", casually remembers long sequences of digits
TXC2: or Station
TXC2: which the main way "people" are tapping Kona
Brozard: "Several people are tapping..."
iris_of_ether:

TXC2:
iris_of_ether gotta use that part of the brain that remembered phone numbers for something 
dolphgrim: I was gonna suggest goblins! ๐ฎ
Flyingdelorion: Standard is very interesting at the moment! Been playing several different decks this week...
Micalovits: "Lets just do Goblins!" I love you Cori
dolphgrim: The goblin heap! The goblin heap!
Bugberry: @Brozard Red/Blue obviously.
Diabore: ive been toying with faeries if you want help
TXC2: the "why think?" of standard right now is bagermole cub, but goblins could be fun
dolphgrim: **bracing for wild card impact**
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Diabore: @TXC2 badgermole went way down since the PT when ive been playing
Diabore: elementals is where its at, but its approximately a million mythic wildcards
TXC2: Diabore true, but it's still one of the more straightforward decks in standard
snowewolf_shortfenisshort: i feel like Fanaical Firebrand and Reckless Lackey would be good Websling targets
Brozard: a little too big for the Breeches
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Mangledpixel: gobgobgobgobgobgob
Flyingdelorion: Do we have Boggart Cursecrafters?
DrLigmaPhD: Goboblin Time
iris_of_ether:
Also, thank you for being the background noise to drown out the person several cubicles away who decided to put on something Sportsball related for the whole office to enjoy 
EvilBadman: There's 1 million people in downtown seattle
TXC2: one would hope it was the Olympics at least
iris_of_ether: There was a Sports and the Local Team did well. And then everyone started setting off fireworks
iris_of_ether: Yeah it's Seahawks lol
Bruceski: They did?! I gotta see that!
TXC2:
oh right, Seahawks won a game at Bad Bunny's Music show 
iris_of_ether: Also I think a neighbor invested in a mortar, or at the very least, a ton of bottle rockets
dolphgrim: Requiting hex is a+
Diabore: bitter triumph and heartless act are the removla flavours ive seen most often
Gekyouryuu: first you bake them into a pie, and then you're gobblin'
Gekyouryuu:

Flyingdelorion: @diabore I also see "Requiting Hex' a lot in decklists
Revelo1989: Hey Cori!
Gekyouryuu: eaten alive?
TXC2: no betrayal?
dolphgrim: A perfect deck
AutumnOnHoth: Card draw?
Bugberry: Feed the Swarm?
Diabore: @Flyingdelorion i have too but i think thats just people straight copying PT decks that we're built to prey on bbadgermole cubs
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Flyingdelorion: That was my thought too @Diabore but in best of one there are still a lot of badgermoles....
TXC2:
4 land into 2 land, classic shuffler 
Diabore: is... is this a pixie list? i dont think nowhere to run would see play anywhere else, this might be a blast for the past
Diabore: oh its a BOOmerang list
TXC2:
and this is where I would concede from this game 
Diabore: @TXC2 i appreciate a good QOL scoop
Diabore: tasty
dolphgrim: This is Izzet lessons. Many brave wizards have perished at the hands of that otter
TXC2: Diabore well I do play brawl so......
Mangledpixel: but now it's 0
Diabore: they would reveal 0
Mangledpixel: so they showed you 0 cards
Diabore: op is hateful
TXC2:
and remember, Arena gives you games with a 50/50 chance of winning 
TXC2: yeah, it's an "infinite" combo
dolphgrim: Time to cut 6 lands ๐
iris_of_ether:

Mangledpixel: is it though?
Strebenherz:
@TXC2 
LurkerSpine: it is a thing, but usually in commander
MWGNZ: scarecrow kindred aka skindred
TXC2: I think there's 2 Scarcrows on Arena (not counting changlings)
Mindfire13: Never say skindred again
Bugberry: @TXC2 There are a lot of common/uncommon Scarecrows for Limited. Avatar even had one.
Strebenherz: could be worse, could be a moist skindred
TXC2: Bugberry huh, ok then
Strebenherz: YES
TXC2: Moist skindred = humans?
Mangledpixel: make sure there's flying creatures in there and it can be moist flappy skindred
Bugberry: according to Scryfall, Historic has 21 legal Scarecrows.
TXC2:
Bugberry are any good? 
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Bugberry: @TXC2 not particularly. Aetherdrift had a couple that were good in that limited environment. Duskmourne probably had some of the most in recent sets.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What are we playing today? I got here late from walking a neighbor's dog. She's a very good girl
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig Standard goblins
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also "moist skindred" could be nightmares
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Gotcha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because some of those nightmare creatures from Duskmoune were VERY damp
Strebenherz: maximally moist
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man I wish they had more stuff from Duskmourne
LurkerSpine: you still could have cast it 2nd main, no?
TXC2: no nightmare worse the feeling of damp socks
Thefluffiestguineapig: The rooms were so cool and haven't come back
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 As someone in veterinary medicine, there is something worse. Warm damp that is gradually getting wetter.
TXC2: the "crow" we're trying to scare
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fear of falling and fear of isolation are very good
calculated_uncertainties:
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Mangledpixel: is there a scryfall tag for 'looks moist'?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fear of Isolation is definitely damp
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TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig of course
margieargie: Uhhhhhhhhhh... one more? (goblin)
EvilBadman: img="big whet"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie There's always more goblins. It's why they are so terrifying
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Would that just be leviathans?
goot_loblinz: oh
goot_loblinz: no your about to get cooked lol
goot_loblinz: This is our spicy deck
goot_loblinz: Your playing my friend
goot_loblinz: were in discord lol
dolphgrim: @goot_loblinz Tell your friend to concede. It's about /honor/
goot_loblinz: He called me a mean word
dolphgrim: @goot_loblinz Rude. Tell him to hit alt+f4. Special combo. ๐
TXC2: ah vivid AKA Domain 2
goot_loblinz: Wish you seen the spicy 1 drop
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you have the Auntie to make this really work?
goot_loblinz: Were cooked
goot_loblinz: oh man
Mangledpixel: now we're cookin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh did the gas get turned on for us to cook with?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuhhhhhh
goot_loblinz: oh top deck
goot_loblinz: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP
Invitare: why are there just 3/4s with Reach appearing? What does that?
goot_loblinz: well play draw go
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare I think the shattered pact can?
goot_loblinz: if you want to see the spice
TXC2: Invitare that enchantment in the back there
TXC2: the one with the tree on it
Invitare: seems strong ngl
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare It very much is
Thefluffiestguineapig: It seems like they had something in hand that they decided not to use
Spades_Slicc: !card case of the shattered pact
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loufghyslaufey: Wait
loufghyslaufey: Hold on
Cptasparagus: why is the alt art sapling nursery just Rodney Dangertree
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh We may be in danger
TXC2: oh we turbo dead
Invitare: it's ok you just need to draw three goblins
goot_loblinz: GG
TXC2: cheevo!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which cheevo?
Spades_Slicc: You're filling your WHAT?
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TXC2: need for speed
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel Kind of like Quasario did
loufghyslaufey: Chat? Isn't that Uno meme where the Wild Card says next player "draws 25" essentially... contradicts what it actually does?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Ah, I'm still struggling with that one myself. Currently the Lorwyn duals are really helping me bust through the last hundred life in the "sacrifice life" one
TheMerricat: Got around late chat, how's the magic going?
loufghyslaufey: "Draw 25" doesn't mean you have an answer for potentially... everything? Or something?
Mangledpixel: @Thefluffiestguineapig I still need to ask Cameron if that bit was inspired by the dream sequences in Prince of Darkness, cos it sure seemed like it
TXC2:
TheMerricat we're getting beat up 
TheMerricat:
@loufghyslaufey In Magic it does, in Uno - like Old Maid, you don't want answers you want an empty hand. 
TheMerricat: Now I have Angry Zen Master Ian in my head screaming "Empty your hand! Why isn't your hand empty!"
loufghyslaufey:
Eh, i'd rather do what fhe people did when they wrote "draw 25" on a wild card & ultimately 
loufghyslaufey: (coughs) "CHEAT!" (COUGHS)
TXC2: and we;re back
loufghyslaufey: Sapling, is it?
dolphgrim: ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
Bugberry:

Flyingdelorion: LoL
Cptasparagus: its rodney dangerfield!
Strebenherz: Hell of a thing to hear as you're starting to drift off. I am now awake
TXC2: "I get no respect I tell ya, no respect!"
Mangledpixel: "Behold, my proginy"
Bugberry: this giving tree is giving...
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goot_loblinz: Here is the deck list again
Aceviru: Yas
loufghyslaufey: Oh, that's the "hot-spring tree" from the PPR?
Bugberry: I bought that art immediately on Arena. Worth every penny.
Invitare: only 4 colours. You're missing one
Cptasparagus: reaper king? do you not have unowned turned on?
dolphgrim: Don't tell anyone, but I heard that changelings are scarecrows ...
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Powered CUBE!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Delirium seems fun
loufghyslaufey: Hello?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, nah. Standard. Nvm
Mindfire13: Jund Delirium Scarecrows? Could be an interesting Brawl deck.
Cptasparagus: oh he's a commander card, boo
dolphgrim: Yeah. If you get four of a kind, you win!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mindfire13 Or Standard
Bugberry: Winter is the go-to Delirium Jund commander, but also not a scarecrow.
BraveOthello: So we going for that wet jund?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the Delirium is commander only?
Spades_Slicc: No, Winter is standard legal
Mangledpixel: surveily/self mill to fuel, and yeh reanimate
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc The wickerborn?
loufghyslaufey: Lowed-key lost, somewhat
Spades_Slicc: Huh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unbury is a new thing from Lorwyn
Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc yes, Reaper, King no More is Commander only.
Spades_Slicc: Yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brings it back to your hand but it can bring something back from the graveyard to your hand, 2 things if they are the same card type
Bugberry: Kindred cards can help add to Delirium, since Kindred is a card type.
Bugberry: Nameless Inversion is now in Standard which is pretty good removal.
Thefluffiestguineapig: But it is an instant, so you can do it at the end of their turn
Diabore: turn off blue filter?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You have a blue filter on I think
TXC2: Bugberry isn't that an alchemy card?
Bugberry: @TXC2 it's a reprint from OG Lorwyn.
BraveOthello: "60 good cards? ... Well, 60 cards"
Bugberry: This deck is built like a scarecrow, so it's appropriate.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anthropologists and archaeologists study different things
TXC2:
Bugberry ah, I was thinking of a different card, with a name that is in no way simmilar 
Bugberry: perfect Jund
Thefluffiestguineapig: My point is the overlap isn't there in this case
Strebenherz: where did you get those arena sleeves? those are great
Thefluffiestguineapig: That isn't what I said
dolphgrim: They have a bitter rivalry. Much like the cowboy and the farmer.
Strebenherz: gotcha gotcha
TXC2: you had to do a sealed the first week of Lorwyn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dolphgrim As a former archaeologist, most of the time no and most of the time they aren't working on the same things
BrowneePointz: Cragg I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why can't I do sealed faeries????
Bruceski: sealed, draft, or buy ten packs
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Strebenherz:
@TXC2
Fair enough though, thank you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crimes! They should just have all the kindred available for sealed pools
TheMerricat: Whelp T3 and OP is already five cards on board and one removal spell in.
Bruceski: I'm rather pleased with how the sleeves look, but sadly they came out just after the Ice Age sleeves so I know what I need to stick with.
TXC2:
Archaeology = this object is likely a sacred object of religious significance. Anthropology = it's CLEARLY a sex toy 
TheMerricat: I think you are DOB, blood ghast can't be blocked.
TXC2: !card bloodghast
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Really? I guess you can play everything in your hand
TXC2: Oroboriod, the card that got me to 450 wins in Standard AND Alchemy
BraveOthello: Well that's game
TXC2:
months 
BraveOthello: That card is ... Not okay
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oroboroid is messed up
TXC2:
I am very relucent to try for Pioneer 
Desruprot:

Mangledpixel: !card Under the Skin
LRRbot: Under the Skin [2G] | Sorcery | Manifest dread. / You may return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
Bugberry: Nameless Inversion again adds to Delirium, There's also Lifecraft Engine which can help Scarecrows.
Bugberry: Scarecar
Cptasparagus: did you file a form 209-E with Beej to request the use of a wild card?
Bugberry: Spooky Cars.dec
Mangledpixel: delerium achieved
CaptainSpam:
I appreciate the irony of playing the Chronicle of Victory right after you say you're dead. 
Spades_Slicc: Weird + Horse = Worse
TheMerricat: Now that's just being an asshole.
dolphgrim: Time for arena to break
TXC2:
so opp has ALLLLL the lands now 
Thefluffiestguineapig: This deck is so horrible
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've played against it in Alchemy
CaptainSpam: -53 is not 0!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2
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realbadatthis_: reverse big, ah yes, the gib
KeytarCat: never won't have it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least it has multiple colors?
Mangledpixel: never didn't have it
KeytarCat: What is that llanowar elves art?
SoylentDoener: collector booster foundations
Mangledpixel: woah
MehallD: yeah, Japan Showcase Fracture Foil in Foundations
KeytarCat: holy damn, it's also $200
KeytarCat: The fancier fancy one is like $600
KeytarCat: 170 USD
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a fancier one??
MehallD: Collector's Vault is in like 4 of my EDH decks
KeytarCat: Normal foil and super foil
AugmentingPath: it's a great reanimator enabler
MehallD: main 2 decks want the artifacts, with one also highly valuing the discard
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Mangledpixel: reanimenabler
AugmentingPath: yeah, it digs you through your deck, makes mana for Zombify or whatever, and puts cards into the graveyard
GredGredmansson: thanks!
KeytarCat: @Mangledpixel doot doo doot doo doo
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Is that the same one that makes copies of cards that your opponent has in their graveyard?
GredGredmansson: from mana filtering to mana ramp
Mangledpixel: the other half is killing the opponent
Mangledpixel:

KeytarCat: The side effect of my solitaire is that you die!
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nah, Zombify is just the most straightforward "3B, Sorcery, bring back a guy from your own yard," but Collector's Vault will ramp you toward whatever big reanimation spell your aiming at
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a deck I've seen where it's reanimate and some of the cards steal or copy your opponents cards and put them in your graveyard or pull things out of your opponents graveyard and put them on your battlefiend
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are doing some weird UB faeries nonsense
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a dedicated UB faeries player myself
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Oh I was meaning the deck not the card
couchboyj: Probably have green for the elf farie lord
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj Maelyn?
couchboyj: Thats her
GredGredmansson: is this constructed why do we have all the scarecrows?
Mangledpixel: GredGredmansson yes, and guess
KeytarCat: !card maelyn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
KeytarCat: May the bone sticker stick ya bones!
SoylentDoener: !card maralen, fae ascendant
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Mangledpixel: crow: scared
Cptasparagus: bear = 2/2. bearER = 1/1?
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ghizmou: Is the stream title referring to Cori ?
v_nome: @Cptasparagus Bearest = .5/.5? Little Girl is Bearest
GredGredmansson: Bearer is 2/3, as in Bearer of Memory
KeytarCat: send them to spaaaaace
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KeytarCat: I...don't know eoe well enough
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KeytarCat: Alexander is that you??
Cptasparagus: ~Starting Town, you don't have to go home but you cant. stay. here.~
Mangledpixel: he has various designs across the games
KeytarCat: yeah, you right, but I think the ff9 starting town has a lot of STUFF happen to it, so ๐คท
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone else getting the bug where Sparky just says the "quest" thing every time you go to the home screen?
Mangledpixel: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Hey! Listen!"
margieargie: "If elected, I will go to Swamp"
saintguard: But what if you don't draw a land?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel Every time you win/lose a game. Leave the store, exit from a format
MehallD: "Huh, all these votes for drawing a land just have a write in for James"
KeytarCat: This seems fine
Mangledpixel: @Thefluffiestguineapig sounds infuriating. There might be something in the options to turn off Sparky altogether, perhaps?
saintguard:

KeytarCat: Always more board wipe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie Isn't that what Alex did as aldersman during the end of season 2 of QWRPline?
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, yeah, there's a couple of deck that ran it. I guess these days reanimator tends to be too fast for that card and be focused on... cosplay Dr. Octopus
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath -.- right that one
TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I have it and 'everybody on Reddit' has complained about it. Apparently one of the updates a couple of months ago mangled one the settings files so it thinks you are always just starting out. No idea what exactly it is That's just what the Reddit folk are saying
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig Although having said that, I just got Foggy Swamp Vision'd, and they did indeed steal my bloodghast. Almost hurt worse than all the dinosaurs hitting me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath NOOOOOOOOOO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Back when she was in alchemy (again, why does alchemy cycle at all) Obyra plus ALL my faeries and ordered the triggers correctly to kill me
Cptasparagus: just put 4 Vivi in your deck, close your eyes, and pretend like its 2025 again
Thefluffiestguineapig: After having killed all those faeries over and over again
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus I am positive Vivi isn't standard legal
Thefluffiestguineapig: And if Vivi is WHY DEAR GOD WHY
Cptasparagus: @Thefluffiestguineapig that might have been the joke
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig He's extremely banned, yeah
Strebenherz: vivi is very banned despite just being a little guy
Strebenherz: never committed any crimes ever, very innocent
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having been subjected to Alchemy with Vivi and Vivi is banned IN ALCHEMY yeah he better be banned
AugmentingPath: @Strebenherz strictly speaking he does commit a crime and become less little of a guy every time you cast a spell. But his _soul_ is pure
Strebenherz: I feel like they could take a sentence or a couple sentences off of vivi's effects and he'd still be kind of nonsense
Strebenherz: @AugmentingPath curses, caught by the technicality
AugmentingPath: T instead of 0 in the cost would also be a good start
Strebenherz: yeah .... YEAH
Strebenherz: or "at sorcery speed"
loufghyslaufey:
"Weh?"
Strebenherz: "Only once per turn" IS NOT A LIMITATION WITH IZZET DECKS
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Not at all
Thefluffiestguineapig: See the many version and crimes of Niv-Mizzet for the demonstrations of that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, he's very good
Strebenherz: Like I ran him ONCE in paper standard, the fnm before he got banned, in a cheesy equips deck and I went "oh, vivi in any form is SILLY
Strebenherz: He damages opponent, he makes mana, he gets bigger, and at instant speed. Just.. brr
KeytarCat: heartflame duelist seems good
ghizmou: cats on a hot tin roof
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KeytarCat: stabbing crabs, that was a lot
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Roaming throne is GREAT
KeytarCat: Roamin thromin
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Feriority: Is this constructed?
ghizmou: a stray cat deck
Feriority: Ooh, cat deck!
CAKHost: Does this has anything to do because of Mewgensis?
CAKHost: It could also just be because cats
CAKHost: I'm willing to accept that for clarity XD
Feriority: Hmm, I think I have most of the cards I need to build this deck >.> A lot of stuff from the GW cat precon.
KeytarCat: I mean, clearing a helix and a counter seems dece
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean there's a reason that green white cat deck with the plus one plus one counters that was an intro deck is still a starting staple for people
KeytarCat: oh basri is exert, not exhaust
KeytarCat: herd the cats into the opponent's HP?
Feriority: Star charts have a lot to say today
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats also boost each other really well
CAKHost: I feel a Persian would love the Roaming Throne
CAKHost: Though I'd image if the Throne would stop roaming, the cats will just swarm it XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: So if you poke one cat, the rest get VERY mad and support them
KeytarCat: Caracal back-al
KeytarCat: like...crack back
Thefluffiestguineapig: Except infinitely better
Thefluffiestguineapig: That Caracal and the one 2/2 2 and W cat lord combo super well
Dread_Pirate_Westley: chatchit? Is it us?
KeytarCat: What's that enchantment?
KeytarCat: yessss
Strebenherz: !findcard authority
GredGredmansson: !card authority of the consuls
LRRbot: Authority of the Consuls [W] | Enchantment | Creatures your opponents control enter tapped. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you gain 1 life.
Strebenherz: thank you @GredGredmansson
Strebenherz:
speaking as a goblins player it's the card you side in to make goblins players go 
Thefluffiestguineapig: That Arabho and the Caracal
Strebenherz: it's a REALLY good card tbh
Strebenherz: I recognize it's good, I just want to weevil underwood every copy in the world over the side of a boat <.<
KeytarCat: Seems like a good card that makes the game less fun
Strebenherz: I mean yeaaah but it's the rock paper scissors at work
KeytarCat: It's a reminder to run disenchants
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Oh, as a UB player I can recognize it's good and it feels like that a lot
voren_chalco: Not if I can help it
KeytarCat: big hand:/
Strebenherz: @KeytarCat but my mono-red!
Strebenherz:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, you need to have enchantment hate available in modern magic
SolarBlitz1: They shot the fish in the barrel!
Strebenherz: THE KILL SPELL ON THE FISH
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
CAKHost: NOooo
Strebenherz: THE DISRESPECT
Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S SO MEAN
dolphgrim: Fish wrongly accused of being a cop
CAKHost:

CAKHost: XD
Strebenherz: FISH GOT THE BLAM, WHY THIS
Feriority: RIP fish, you tried.
RatherLargeToad: But fish are clearly outlaws. they get caught all the time!
Strebenherz: True, credit to that player, they did not make it a long game
Feriority: Oh I like that lifegain deck
dolphgrim: Question: who would win in a fight? A 1/1 Fish or a 1/1 Human Soldier?
CygnusInfinity: @dolphgrim Yes
Strebenherz:

KeytarCat: *neat*
dolphgrim: @CygnusInfinity ๐ฎ
Strebenherz: that's slightly terrifying
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just had someone concede on turn 3, friend, with a library of almost 240 cards because i got rid of creatures over and over
SolarBlitz1: Big smashies
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mathematically true
KeytarCat: Your absolute values were pretty close!
KeytarCat: Car crash! [kitten runs into a door]
bbblehh: pridemate plus vanguard reminds me so much of when i started playing magic back in like 2017
CygnusInfinity: craboom
Remni: Probably would have double blocked there
Remni: just to be sade
Remni: safe
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saintguard: Top decking! Top decking!
Feriority: One time caracal
KeytarCat: It is nice when cats
saintguard: I don't think that's a cat
Cptasparagus: did James walk in?
Remni: Fishing
realbadatthis_: "here's that land you ordered a deck ago boss"
Remni: They're trying to get a counter
KeytarCat: shame all they had was a sorcery that draws three cards
Remni: Oof
saintguard: Top decking working as intended
Remni: Cats do tend to run out of gas unfortunately
KeytarCat: They get zoomies then take a nap, it does make sense
Feriority: @Remni Not if they drink milk
Remni: lol
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Remni: Have a good evening!
KeytarCat: nooooo, not the gassy cats
CAKHost: Turtles you say?
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