Sethalidos: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #1644: "Did you kill EVERYONE?!" —Alex [2016-01-22]
Juliamon: regular reminder that !advice is not !goodadvice
Juliamon: sometimes things are in multiple !advice commands
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I never said it was good advice
Juliamon: also "fall into the hidden sewers" is from a W+P game that had you do so intentionally
SkylerRingtail: !cartographers
SkylerRingtail:
Heyyyy, it still works! 
Juliamon: no reason to get rid of it since it's a recurring game!
SkylerRingtail: Happy to have helped ^^
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have some cyberdrugs.
Sethalidos:
thanks LRRBot super helpful 
Manae: !next
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Manae:
Sethalidos: how do you keep managing to do that?
Manae: Careful timing?
Strebenherz: watch a digital clock and hit the chat button right when it hits the hour second
Juliamon: time is, generally, predictable
Dog_of_Myth: People however....
Manae: I actually use X:59:58 due to latency
Strebenherz: Fair
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: But yeah like what i've done is have !next in the chatbox then mouse hovering over the [chat] button while watching the computer clock
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Juliamon: game's still set to Magic btw
Juliamon: (now updated)
Sethalidos: they are playing Cartographers with Magic Cards
Juliamon: !fart
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kusinohki: meows
Getter404: We're going to be playing TEST PATTERN
Sethalidos: we get signal lol
Shadowsoflife:
seanmrwick: I love this intro
kusinohki: random thought - If I was in the intro, I'd most likely be holding race for the galaxy cards
Juliamon: !cartographers
SymphonySolstice: yay cartographing! I still have the sheets I printed out and laminated last time
Getter404: Queen Jean
ArtDecoSunburn: Sigismundia?
djsombrero: greetings
Sethalidos: where did Cori get that Dwarf Fortress shirt? I want one.
Juliamon: Sethalidos Fangamer
Getter404: @kusinohki Dice between each finger like I was holding throwing knives in an anime intro.
djsombrero: to boldly go where no one has gone before
kusinohki: @getter404 all d6 or polyhedral? I like it and would add some of my buttonmen buttons...
Shadowsoflife: @Getter404 Note books and pencils
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 Hopefully you'd shout "Snakeyes! Snakeyes!" with each lob.
Getter404: @kusinohki Whatever annoyingly bespoke FFG dice were closest at hand
Juliamon: (shirt unfortunately sold out unless you're in the EU which still has a few sizes)
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 Not one of those hefty D100 golf balls they sell? I have one made of brass that dents soft wood tables.
djsombrero: haha
ContingentCat: @getter404 it's near you
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kusinohki: can I change my pose to holding a carcassonne meeple like a go stone and making a hikaru no go intense pose!
Getter404: Are they, perhaps, scented?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat Maybe it's metaphorical, for all of us? "Ask not for whom the car alarm tolls . . ."
Heckhoundbolt: maybe you shouldn't use sharpies on a wood table with nothing on the back of the paper
ArtDecoSunburn: Speaking of, did LRR ever play Riftbound?
aerohydra: several times
kusinohki: flip it widder-shins...
ArtDecoSunburn: @aerohydra I'll look them up. Thanks.
KeytarCat: Put the palisade out a lil too far
e_bloc: in Canada, markers are required to be food-grade. (citation needed)
kusinohki: ol' 2 coin cori they call her...
UtilityPunk: Capturing coins from mountains like debit machines at clothing store
Shadowsoflife: any one read Ian's title?
UtilityPunk: @Shadowsoflife Gimnaxium
ArtDecoSunburn: Paul, that was actually an issue in the treaty between the Spanish and the Portuguese that carved up South America. The borders of Portuguese Brazil had to be retroactively adjusted 150 years later.
Shadowsoflife: @UtilityPunk Thanks
Heckhoundbolt: maybe you should use a pencil first Ian
e_bloc: ever forward? check? never learning? also check
UtilityPunk: Oh, Paul being a tech wizard and putting titles under nameplates. Power immeasurable
Dog_of_Myth: Only 12 this round
e_bloc: when LRR finally ends in about 27 years, Paul is going to ascend into whatever the Canadian version of the celestial temple is right
SkylerRingtail: 16 here (12+2+2)
Mindfire13: 17 this round
Darth_Litigious: 12
SymphonySolstice: 6 points woohoo
SkylerRingtail: That is a horrendous placement for me. Just cut off one of my two villages
lamina5432: does lrr only have the base map?
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LoadingReadyRun: we have some of the expansion maps. we'll probably try those after the first round
AshBurnem: !fish
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lamina5432: o7
Mindfire13: That forest filled a gap made by the goblins
SkylerRingtail: There's always just the B side map, with the chasm
SkylerRingtail: Will have to track down the expansion map PDFs during the break...
ladyjessica: orc hard
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mindfire13 Now you're making me wonder if goblins have trained foresters.
WriterRaven flops into chat in a vague state of existence
Shadowsoflife: o/
SkylerRingtail: @LoadingReadyRun Excellent
e_bloc: somewhat similar to taking two coins
LoadingReadyRun: @SkylerRingtail shoreside isn't counted again until the last turn, at least
ArtDecoSunburn: Enclosure. Awfully tragedy of the commons, no? Won't someone think of the crofters!?
KeytarCat: Lock in the peasants, then lock in the monsters, then ruin it for everyone!
e_bloc: Martha Wayne?
ArtDecoSunburn: @KeytarCat (Monsters and peasants both forced into textile wage slave jobs in board game version of Edinburgh)
e_bloc: wow three consecutive 3-way draws, what are the chances
Dog_of_Myth: 24 that round, 36 total
Darth_Litigious: 30
Mindfire13: 31 for round 2, total is 48
SymphonySolstice: 32 this round, 38 total
ArtDecoSunburn: I worked for four years in a map library (20 years ago). We would have killed for a game with this theme for break time.
SymphonySolstice: lol
e_bloc:
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: its february season
ArtDecoSunburn: Enclosing a mountain requires a lot of barbed wire. I'd like to see Turner's thesis on that.
lamina5432: you can memorize the shapes of certain colors.
UtilityPunk:
This game needes a whiteout expansion
ArtDecoSunburn: "Vibrant neighorhood" says the realtor selling the monster plots.
NewtyNewts: Ham-knit. For when you want edible woven fibers
KeytarCat: I saw an adaptation of Hamlet as a southern cookout. It was really good
e_bloc: the slopish play
ArtDecoSunburn: @KeytarCat Laertes was coming back from Oxford, Mississippi?
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KeytarCat: @ArtDecoSunburn Boot camp, I think
Mindfire13: I've got 10 coins.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc That's a fingerlicking good pun, even if the other play.
e_bloc:
@ArtDecoSunburn well they can't both be the scottish play
ArtDecoSunburn: @KeytarCat "Get thee to a Waffle House" he tells Ophelia.
e_bloc: I do admit that I can never remember which is which...of all my trivial knowledge shakespeare is fairly meh
ArtDecoSunburn: To be fair, Tennessee Williams plays are just Shakespeare tragedies with more humidity.
e_bloc: comedy = tragedy + climate change
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc All is forgiven with a quick wit of that caliber. It was a very good pun on multiple levels.
Mindfire13: 44 for round 3, 92 total
DigitalSeahorse: a very slow warped game of tetris
Dog_of_Myth: 41 this round, 77 total
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ever read Jerome K. Jerome and the book about the boat?
Darth_Litigious: 36
SkylerRingtail: After a cheeky little restart (big cheats) to resolve my earlier misunderstanding...38 for season, 72 total so far.
SymphonySolstice: 43 this round, 81 total
e_bloc:
Juliamon: There's a Japanese microseasons bot on Mastodon if you want to keep track yourself
Mindfire13: -1 water cluster, +1 coin
e_bloc: Matt with the rare zugzwang
ArtDecoSunburn: Speaking of bamboo -- I live in Washington, DC. The Smithsonian grows bamboo for the pandas at the National Zoom out at a farm in Virginia. Every day a specially marked truck hauls in the bamboo for the pandas' lunch. Brings a smile to my face every time I see it on the streets.
Shadowsoflife: Neat
DigitalSeahorse:
ArtDecoSunburn: They call it "the panda express."
KeytarCat: I could go for some bad orange chicken
Mindfire13: I could really use a Great Forest after the ruins resolve
Shadowsoflife: of course
UtilityPunk: That there be Kobold Mountain.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Do they still have the pandas? I thought the pandas got returned to China by at least one zoo in the US
e_bloc: we got some back right?
e_bloc: I know we were pandaless for a time
ArtDecoSunburn: They were sent back for about a year, then diplomatic relations improved and new pandas were sent over. There's footage of the special bamboo-stuffed delivery jet they were shipped over in.
LoadingReadyRun: pandaly challenged
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc We are luckily re-panda-ed.
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of trees I saw a fake tree cell tower today in a video from LA
NewtyNewts: Sadly, farm touching water cancels out both of them
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I was proud for like a month that my kid got to see the pandas before they left, but now he gets to see them a dozen more times
Shadowsoflife: @DigitalSeahorse Interesting.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Sans pandas -- spansdas.
Dog_of_Myth: 102 total
Mindfire13: 35 final round, 127 final score
Darth_Litigious: 112 total
SkylerRingtail: 35 season, 108 final.
SymphonySolstice: 30 round, 111 total
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Every kid should adorable, diplomatically charged critters.
Dog_of_Myth: GG Matt
SymphonySolstice: wowie
DigitalSeahorse: @Shadowsoflife I looked on google maps to verify, apparently they have a lot of those disguised as trees
e_bloc: feed him to the pandas
gualdhar: bye Matt, you'll be missed
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse First time seeing one? Lucky.
NewtyNewts: One of the different Matts?
KeytarCat: @DigitalSeahorse yeah, it's super common
Shadowsoflife: @DigitalSeahorse Neat. As what kind of trees?
DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon yeah lol
Juliamon: There's lots of them and they're so ugly
e_bloc: there are 2-3 cell phone towers that they barely even tried to disguise as trees along the ICC in Maryland
KeytarCat: They try to look like pines near me. they don't
DigitalSeahorse: @Shadowsoflife this one was supposed to be an evergreen, I'm not super great at identifying those
lamina5432: I like the old fashioned wood telephone polls. living in the northeast US
Shadowsoflife: @DigitalSeahorse Alright
ArtDecoSunburn: Then there's the "eye of Sauron" radio/cell tower in Merrifield in Northern Virginia. You can see it from the Metro to Tysons.
ArtDecoSunburn: @lamina5432 A little bit of faux Vermont, plus it gives you signal!
DigitalSeahorse: It's near a religious building at La Tijera Bl and Slauson Ave.
Shadowsoflife: Neat
DigitalSeahorse: Oh I got a ping
SymphonySolstice: hm. the neon whiteboard marker I was using for the rivers does not entirely come off
SymphonySolstice: guess I have a ghost river on this board now
KeytarCat: the life stream!
ArtDecoSunburn: @SymphonySolstice I'd totally watch the A24 film "Ghost River."
DigitalSeahorse: time for more Voices of the Void
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Oh Alex is playing more!
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SymphonySolstice: k n o w l e d g e
SymphonySolstice: ooo I haven't seen these ones before
Heckhoundbolt: what in the name of
JadedCynic:
♫ don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price; don't pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side ♫ 
KeytarCat: "Gimnaxian (wet)"
SymphonySolstice: hmm I wonder how I should translate that for my non-islandy map
SymphonySolstice: divide it into chunks maybe
e_bloc: "great" city
ArtDecoSunburn: I had a dream where I couldn't cross the River Styx because Charon only took exact change and I couldn't break a drachma.
KeytarCat: @SymphonySolstice 5x5s?
SymphonySolstice: yea maybe
KeytarCat: Orc Hard
Shadowsoflife: yea they are
e_bloc: the kind you don't take home to your mother
KeytarCat: Oh, you get to choose the first connection
e_bloc: why do we enclose the mountain?
Shadowsoflife: points?
Mindfire13: So the A goal is dead weight if using a base game map
e_bloc: I was thinking "because it's there"
SkylerRingtail: Huh. Unsure how this works with solo
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Sir Edmund Hillary with a hammer and some planks: "Because we can."
e_bloc:
@ArtDecoSunburn
KeytarCat: It's always a good time to make a mistake
Strebenherz: chat never lies
Cptasparagus: Matt is honest and did not pay me $5 for this statement
Mindfire13: So everyone is putting water next to a mountain...
UtilityPunk: It's the city of Lego Island
KeytarCat: A temple to power (W)
SkylerRingtail: 6 for season (0+6+3-3). Ouch.
SymphonySolstice: 6 for me as well
Heckhoundbolt: Ian, why did you scratch out a result instead of erasing it
Mindfire13: Grand score of 5 this round (A is worthless on map B of base game)
UtilityPunk: Cori is below par!
SymphonySolstice: I divided up map B into chunks randomly
e_bloc: if you fire cori you have to fire me
Voidhawk42: God, too real
Cptasparagus: the green bits on Cori's board kind of look like radioactive symbols
KeytarCat: so how does C score if you only have one city?
e_bloc: you can definitely do it, but is it legal?
WriterRaven: world hard and cold, tiddy harder and tougher
UtilityPunk:
Mandatory friends 
ArtDecoSunburn: Do you think the kobolds have cobalt?
KeytarCat: Kobold Quora
Mindfire13: @KeytarCat You count that city, unless its adgacent to a mountain
KeytarCat: Cori get a coin for small river?
Heckhoundbolt: chubby bunny
KeytarCat: I'm helping!
e_bloc: get the mop
ArtDecoSunburn: @KeytarCat In my lifetime, I have never known a time when a cat with a keytar did not help. It's a constant for making things better.
Mindfire13: 26 this round, 31 total
SkylerRingtail: 24 season (13+9+2-0); 30 total
e_bloc: I didn't realize edging was so lucrative
lamina5432: is it now a metropolis
SymphonySolstice: 23 this round, 29 total
KeytarCat: Ian has 10 from A? 4 from the big island, 6 from Endor
Manitu_25: hello, it‘s me. more problems.
ballesta25: @ArtDecoSunburn Those words are actually etymologically related!
ArtDecoSunburn: That was a little know 1950s sequel: "Three Coins in the Fountain . . . and Goblins!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @ballesta25 How interesting. I'll have to read on that.
ArtDecoSunburn: You guys love river. The LRRVA -- LoadingReadyRun Valley Authority.
Cptasparagus: related to Jorts?
BrindleBoar: crottems
KeytarCat: Crop-ass
lamina5432: shorts sounds better
WriterRaven: Shore T'zwyntr? I loved that guy in Star Wars!
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrindleBoar Sounds like a horribly marketed snack food.
Heckhoundbolt: I think that is an atoll
SymphonySolstice: I think that's called a mangrove
Vinewood_OG: archipelago?
ArtDecoSunburn: Do you get a bonus for Blues music if you draw the Delta card? Or at least a layover in Atlanta?
SkylerRingtail: 30 season (17+10+3-0); 60 total
KeytarCat: ah geez, I keep reading Great City as second biggest...
Mindfire13: 47 for round, 78 total
SkylerRingtail: I filled all but one space on that mountain-less island with city spaces
SkylerRingtail:
@Mindfire13 47? How? 
SymphonySolstice: 29 round, 58 total
Heckhoundbolt: Angel Studios... whoever that is'
Athelgar: if its Sony, they'll just cancel it when its 80% complete
KeytarCat: That's what the new Hunger Games books are doing: Make it as obvious as possible so people can't misread the message except intentionally
UtilityPunk: Make sure you put down enough plow tiles this winter
Mindfire13: @SkylerRingtail Big city, lots of water around mountains
UtilityPunk: Or your car tiles can't move
Mindfire13: Also, I'm using map B from base game
ArtDecoSunburn: When the USDA issues its quarterly "crop-bottom" report, the "A" doesn't stand for "Agriculture."
e_bloc: 1clip
SkylerRingtail: @Mindfire13 Oh
e_bloc: !clip
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e_bloc: no Ian is an island
Heckhoundbolt: "equal opportunity employment!"
ArtDecoSunburn: "What to we want?" "Squee!" "When do we want it?" "Squee!"
e_bloc: maybe they should start with better branding for ratmen
SymphonySolstice: oh no
Heckhoundbolt: The Union Busters are in shambles
e_bloc: you can't make the wrong decision if you don't have a choice
Mindfire13: We getting a third attack?
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Hindered by all those "right to Skaven" law states.
SymphonySolstice: season's greasons
Molladia: I have attempted KCD2 but the sword play is impossible
ArtDecoSunburn: Speaking of games to play, I'm going to make my weekly appeal for "AFK" to play in-person tabletop "Lords of Waterdeep" this year, with James bringing the copy this time.
e_bloc:
SkylerRingtail: 34 season (14+21+3-4); 94 final score
Mindfire13: 25 for round, 103 final score
Mindfire13: (I'm saying A is 0 due to not using a compatable map
LoadingReadyRun:
@ArtDecoSunburn That would be nice 
SymphonySolstice: 34 round, 92 total
SymphonySolstice: cori s m a s h
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Please do. I'll bang my drum weekly until you can.
KeytarCat: I'm going to take this time to shower. I'm telling you because if I don't, I won't
Molladia: @KeytarCat Good job keeping yourself accountable
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EbDorian:
Pkmn Master Trainer in 2026?! 
e_bloc: is that legal in canada
SymphonySolstice: canalmaxxing
e_bloc: the L is just a C they circumsized
Mindfire13: It says lake. Horrible typeface for the letters
SymphonySolstice: I'm just gonna count B for any mountain
ArtDecoSunburn: (Strums banjo) "I'll be surrounding the mountain when play . . ."
SkylerRingtail: Does Greenborough now count per island, then?
e_bloc: I enjoy irony
LordZarano: 𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕷𝖆𝖐𝖊
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Is there a typeface mohel?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn well that would suck
LoadingReadyRun: @SkylerRingtail I assume it would follow the overall grid
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc (Slow clap, as is Tradition)
e_bloc: creature type ape
e_bloc: !card treetop village
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: This land becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
Juliamon: we love a good bottom fill
e_bloc: and it can be done cheaply in Mexico
ArtDecoSunburn: Also, Canal Cake sounds like a forgotten upstate New York State delicacy, like steamed ham. I wonder what flavor it would be v
e_bloc: I heard Beej
LoadingReadyRun: Canal Cake > Funnel Cake?
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Flume cake!
e_bloc: deep subject
e_bloc: I found I am slightly color-blind in my left eye
Juliamon: I wouldn't consider a canal cake to be an edible 'cake.' I'm thinking more like a urinal cake.
SymphonySolstice: mixed use land
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon "Smells like Erie. Burnt over."
ArtDecoSunburn: @SymphonySolstice I bet a "Cartographers" zoning expansion would be fun. Fight gentrification with corner bodegas!
LordZarano: Don't stop, be eating. Hold on to that feeeeling!
Vinewood_OG: A popular move in 2026
e_bloc: game needs more nimby
Xed_Regulus: Wrexham? That's a town in Wales
e_bloc: @Xed_Regulus is it big enough to have a football club
Xed_Regulus: Aye
SkylerRingtail: 16 for season (6+10+3-3)
Mindfire13: 6 for round
SymphonySolstice: -1 on round (oops)
e_bloc: its Czechia now
lamina5432: I am sure a non zero amount of Lrr fans play yakuza because of Ian
ArtDecoSunburn: KCD is the second-best computer RPG set in the 15th century Czech portions of the Holy Roman Empire.
e_bloc: I like the trend of people actually letting countries decide what they are named
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SymphonySolstice: hinterland whomst who
e_bloc: temple/ruins/hinterland stream is just a life cycle
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I know. I appreciated when people respected Ukraine after 2022 and stoped preceding it with "the" in English.
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn and they call it Kyiv now!
e_bloc: progress
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc For ever metropole enclosed mountain, there's a hinterland temple stream ruin.
e_bloc: I guarantee I've spent more time playing mahjong in any Yakuza game than the story missions
letsbelgo: lol
iris_of_ether:
but for all of you, criminals
e_bloc: yeah like the Chinese
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I know. I used to live in a Ukranian neighborhood in Pittsburgh, and it was fun watching well-meaning Yinzers force themselves to use the different pronunciation.
e_bloc: We have been overrun by the gentrification of what were once majestic city streets
GrathXVI: Ask not for whom the Dave grohls, he grohls for thee.
e_bloc: @GrathXVI for we are all part of bandkinde
letsbelgo: judge
e_bloc: who died and made you space lord
Mindfire13: House Rule: Thats a space
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's a space now!
e_bloc: dock you 3 points and you get a warning
e_bloc: yeah whoever designed eyeballs fucked up in a number of ways
WriterRaven: "This would have been great if not for the existence" is a whole mood tbh.
Mindfire13: (null)?
Mindfire13: 9 for round, 15 total
e_bloc: I knew that gun was going to be used
SkylerRingtail: 24 season (15+11+3-5); 40 total
SymphonySolstice: 20 season, 23 total
e_bloc: gobbler season at wawa
iris_of_ether: Cranberry
WriterRaven: punkin' dumplin'
saintguard: So *that's* where the beef is
SymphonySolstice: Beef in Dough
Molladia: As an australian that sounds entirely normal
Cptasparagus: beefmax is that robot from Big Hero 6 right?
WriterRaven: This conversation has reminded me I need to get ingredients to make shumai.
KeytarCat: I've returned!
KeytarCat: How's the cartographing?
SymphonySolstice: they still make those btw
underhill33:
ArtDecoSunburn: Last thing I want is fire ants with archery skills.
Vinewood_OG: Geonosians are just insects with pants.
WriterRaven: Whimsymaxxing is the name of my new folk band.
SymphonySolstice: la problema es el capitalismo
saintguard: Gotta invest in fake estate
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven Cottagecore?
WriterRaven: @ArtDecoSunburn That's the aesthetic, yeah.
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven I figured either that or Scandinavian death metal hygge.
SymphonySolstice: 35 round, 58 total
SkylerRingtail: 32 season (17+16+5-6); 72 total
Mindfire13: 35 for season, 50 total (towns were 13 and 14)
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SymphonySolstice: oh forgot a coin, 59 for me
iris_of_ether: Had pho yesterday, would recommend
ArtDecoSunburn: I assume slur manufacture comes in a slurry form.
Mindfire13: At this point, Green should only be used when necessary.
SkylerRingtail: Ian excited by Long Wet
protojman: ugly bags of mostly water
Cptasparagus: when my friends say theyre going to pee in discord i tell them i'm gonna go get a drink to balance out the worlds water
iris_of_ether: IAN
e_bloc: Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water - to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?
ThejaVT: Add cornstarch to the city to thicken it, then add the vegetables and the garlic
saintguard: I feel like getting a Hamlet means a soliloquy is in order
e_bloc: naturally
SkylerRingtail: 38 season (16+19+7-4); 110 final total
SkylerRingtail: Quite happy with that
Mindfire13: 55 season, 105 total
SymphonySolstice: 46 season,105 total
letsbelgo: 103 total
SkylerRingtail: I nearly doubled Ian. Oh dear.
ArtDecoSunburn: @saintguard Twist: It's the "winter of our discontent" speech from "Richard III."
NotCainNorAbel:
500
SymphonySolstice: speed roundLUL
SymphonySolstice:
ArtDecoSunburn: @ThejaVT Now you're making a (Santiago) Chile!
saintguard: Go ham(net)?
e_bloc:
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NotCainNorAbel: send hams to LRR
WorldKnight: mmm...ham.
SymphonySolstice: gaming out of his mind
saintguard:
BMXing would be appropriate for all the hinterlands
e_bloc: its cat month
Gekyouryuu: DriveCrazy
Juliamon: DriveCrazy
SymphonySolstice: DriveCrazy
Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432: drivecrazy was such a good watch
ContingentCat:
saintguard:
iris_of_ether:
e_bloc: I love lobotomies
foopoiuyt: DriveCrazy looked amazing
ArtDecoSunburn: But I'd prefer do so and tune in. That's so un-Bartleby.
SymphonySolstice: romantic, or just canadian
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: look if no one casts wedding ring, I'm gonna be upset
e_bloc: !card wedding ring
LRRbot: Wedding Ring [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card. / Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.
Dog_of_Myth: Powerful Magic
lamina5432: how far will they get
lamina5432: will they leave the pit
SymphonySolstice:
iris_of_ether:
SymphonySolstice: dabits
Juliamon: I believe in their ability to get out of the pit... eventually
Dog_of_Myth:
Alex_Frostfire: We're helping!
lamina5432: gnight
Vinewood_OG:
lamina5432: Ian smelling markers explains a lot
SkylerRingtail: G'night! Thanks for another Cartographers playalong
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