SnackPak_: I'm looking forward to seeing a deflated Bartleby
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnackPak_ I'm kind of afraid
Thefluffiestguineapig: Still set to Easy Delivery Co
Juliamon: well that photo is nightmare fuel
Thefluffiestguineapig: Never going to unsee THAT
idontgetmyrealname: i missed this photo
Juliamon: the toot hasn't reposted in here yet
Juliamon: there it is
chaz_existing: bartlemans needs surgery. This is so sad. Thoughts and prayers for his safe recovery. Un-thoughts and un-prayers for the return of this dark creature.
LoadingReadyRun: Hey all, it's Beej. I didn't get everything correct and now I'm catching up.
InconsiderateHat: Hi Beej!
letsbelgo: sound?
Juliamon: You're doing fine, Paul did the same thing last night
chaz_existing: Hello Beej
QuixoticScrivener: Time for surgery!
Juliamon: no sound
OtherVinny: I'm so stoked, this game is absolute peak
SnackPak_:
InconsiderateHat: There we go
Thefluffiestguineapig: @QuixoticScrivener Please don't say that, I'm so primed when people say that phrase to expect a dying animal with some kind of emergency
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have a guest Beej today!
letsbelgo: @Thefluffiestguineapig Then maybe dont want a stream that is devoted to that? It says surgery right in the title
Thefluffiestguineapig: @letsbelgo Yes, but it talks about Bartleby as opposed to the activation phrase for when an emergency is coming up to the surgery floor
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Strebenherz: silent intro
Juliamon: Mute intro
LordZarano: 🔇
RTwo28: was worried it was my pc for a moment
chaz_existing: Sound good ow
ladyjessica: oh good
IanAllenBird: o/
Juliamon: Studio has audio, thankfully
Mollylele: did anybody else just sing the theme song at home?
TheAinMAP: Hello.
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh good, the patient's already sedated
Strebenherz: I mean a slightly more ominous intro is appropriate for what's being done
letsbelgo: surgery time. Good thing angel is here
vengeancepaladin:
hello 
TheWriterAleph: hello!
PixelnKrisko: Wooo Its Angel!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hopefully so!
Challis2070: Good luck, Bartleby!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Yes
ButterBall000: Time to shove hands into Bartleby?
chaz_existing: @Strebenherz old enough to know.
Strebenherz: I love that y'all got out the respirator for this
CaptainSpam: @Strebenherz In-DEED.
ghyllnox: His brain is full of macroplastics
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some might say macroplastics
realbadatthis_: We're sewing up up up this LRR Puppet! Gotta be gotta be loadin, this here Bartle-byyyyyy!
letsbelgo: We need the Trauma Center OST going on
ritchards: argh! damn you automuting twitch!
chaz_existing: I hate the implication of "appropriate materials"
SymphonySolstice: give him some soft malleable brain tissue
Sarah_Serinde: I remember that panel!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue that Bartleby is a particular kind of sick
margieargie: Will this endanger Bartleby's award-winning personality?
chaz_existing: Is it a sin to live so well?
Sarah_Serinde: And that's where I got to meet Ian in person for the first time
Sarah_Serinde: 100% Con Bravo yes
ladyjessica: I missed that when it was at con bravo!?!
SmithKurosaki: I wish I knew who LRR was when Bravo was still running
ladyjessica: D:
ghyllnox:
Sarah_Serinde: It was many years ago at this point
Voidhawk42:
NDA is a very strong "No, And"
Challis2070: What is the difference between a plushy and a puppet?
chaz_existing: @Challis2070 one has hole
Sarah_Serinde: Well a puppet is designed to be puppeted
BraveOthello: OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!
Challis2070: Ah, a puppet has more supports to make it easier to move about?
wedge_x: Bartleby: Just Like The Human Jaw
SymphonySolstice: back of the head is probably the best place yeah
ghyllnox: Sounds like a mic might be rubbing just slightly
Strebenherz: To extract the puppet brains
SymphonySolstice: then you can just ladder stitch him back up
MacbethSeemsSus: Bartleby being full of garbage tracks
ritchards: Should have Gibb commenting as well
ghyllnox: Ty
Juliamon: A puppet (of the type Bartleby is) is a plush designed for additional positional manipulation. It's a subtype of plush.
Uniclonus: We can rebuild him, we have the technology
IanAllenBird: seamrip joann's
ghyllnox: F
BraveOthello: Pretty sure my mom has an identical seamripper
chaz_existing: @Challis2070 a plushy is a general term for a stuffed animal. A puppet has mechanics that make it able to be puppeteered, general a movable mouth and some amount of arm control, either through rods (like bartleby) or live hand control (like ernie from sesame street.)
Challis2070: Ah, plush is the major category, puppet is a subcategory!
chaz_existing: Basically, yeah
SymphonySolstice: yee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Angel much quieter for everyone else or is that just me?
RebekahWSD: I saw the oxygen mask and rushed right over!
SymphonySolstice: tho puppet doesn't have to be made of fabric necessarily
chaz_existing: Also true
SymphonySolstice: like marionettes are usually wood
ritchards: my blahaj feels understuffed, so I am contemplating doing this to that
Challis2070: That does mean the stitching will hold up well, but be harder to remove.
Juliamon: Plush puppets tend to be called muppets because, well, The Muppets.
chaz_existing: There is a very interesting venn diagram to be created between stuffed animals and puppets.
neisan2112:
BraveOthello: Or full body puppet costumes that might have flush outer covering, but are meant to be worn rather than held
Challis2070: There is *so much* lore here.
Sethalidos: Bartleby willed themselves into existance
SymphonySolstice: remove his tendrils
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos I mean, functionally it seems like
Thefluffiestguineapig: Give them to people who need them for cat shit!
wedge_x: does this mean that Bartleby now technically has a cloaca
Challis2070: Need a more sustainable option for his brains!
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ritchards:
(jk) mods, can we ban wedge please? 
ghyllnox: So what are we filling Bartleby with?
LordZarano: Using the red ball side of the ripper may work for quick ripping without catching the fabric
Anubis169: no
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wedge_x What do you mean now? What evidence do you have it wasn't a cloaca before?
LadyAiluros: Do any of the crew who ahve cats need litter bags?
ghyllnox: Iiiinteresting
LadyAiluros: save the bags for litter box stuff
Challis2070: Oooo, a surprise!
Anubis169: Tinker Tailor Neuron Fry
chaz_existing: @LadyAiluros I mean Graham and Kathleen do
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm picturing the other puppets sitting anxiously in the friend zone waiting to hear how the surgery went.
Anubis169:
haaaaaai Lady 
letsbelgo: gruesome
ratbabyonline: good god what is happening in here
LadyAiluros: @chaz_existing point.
sporkraptor: oh nooo
Challis2070: Oh dear
Strebenherz: out comes the puppet brains
BlueChloroplast:
ghizmou: please handle his insides with care
SymphonySolstice: schlorp
SnackPak_: be brave, bartleby
Anubis169: ratbabyonline: Bartleby's brain is being upgraded
ghyllnox:
loufghyslaufey: @wedge_x Bold to assume that Bartleby was never an unborn, undead fledgling...
LadyAiluros: yeah save them for G and Kathleen lol
Cptasparagus: this is someone's fetish
TheWriterAleph: oh the humanity
ratbabyonline: @Anubis169 MANKIND WAS NOT MEANT TO DO SUCH THINGS
sporkraptor: scissor time!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler might need some little bags too
Territan: That fill could be rebagged.
LadyAiluros: yikes
Sethalidos: just yank dem brains out
ghyllnox: @ratbabyonline Aurora borealis!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
sporkraptor: his brains are wired directly to his mouth--yeah, seems about right
Sarah_Serinde: there appears to be one plastic bag and it's thin and deteriorating, I would not use that for litter (or anything else)
Thefluffiestguineapig: This explains a lot about this guy for sure
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loufghyslaufey: The difference is that Bartleby's beak simply fell or broke off completely, Chat.
Juliamon: ratbabyonline Meant, no; Required, yes.
Challis2070: The oily-ness was expected, wasn't it? Being one of the reasons to make the surgery?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to......this
IanAllenBird: lmao
JKBalch: Can Bartleby be inverted?
rosesmcgee: This really is like surgery. Someone pass the Junior Mints
ghyllnox: The CACKLE
TomatoKigu: ngl I was half expecting some voice acting of "Please god no" when the floof got ripped out.
realbadatthis_: No thoughts; head empty
wedge_x: he's been given at the very least a brain cloaca
TheWriterAleph: "that boy's mouth is floor mats"
ManWithTheMask13: yeah we were told that a puppet's getting stuffed
sporkraptor: that shriek in the background was *chefkiss*
chaz_existing: @MacbethSeemsSus Gibb is somewhere between anxious and ready to accept bartleby's death. I don't know if Pistachio is aware of death.
Territan: "That bot just keeps wagging his floormats..."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ManWithTheMask13 Currently stuff is being removed
BraveOthello: Who mande Bartleby originally?
Territan: *boy. These fingers ruin everything.
ratbabyonline: yeah theres fursuit making tutorials that are like "yeah go to the store by foam floormats"
chaz_existing: @BraveOthello Ian and Featherweight, at Conbravo a number of years back
Jennie_Fuchsia: “this is why you’re supposed to do a CT scan first” - me, a woman who never knits a swatch
sporkraptor: looks like shoe soles
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaz_existing You think Gibb is ANXIOUS, I would assume massively relieved and will be quietly mad when Bartleby comes back
omdorastrix: The Tested channel did a bit about making Muppets about 9 months ago - this seems salient.
ManWithTheMask13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Wheeler lied to me
MacbethSeemsSus: @chaz_existing "I checked his actuary table, he'll be fine"
ratbabyonline: oh god people know sewing maching needles break and fly off right (source: i have a BFA in fiber art)
loufghyslaufey: Chat. Bartleby was supposedly a bird at one point. We just can't prove it yet.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ManWithTheMask13 There will be puppet stuffing later
ghyllnox: Duct tape, that surely won't be a problem in a while
ratbabyonline: i've used sewing machines that can go thru bone! sewing machines are terrifying!
chaz_existing: @Thefluffiestguineapig Gibb Cares. Kind of. When I say "ready to accept" I meant "kind of hoping"
BraveOthello: "fetch the bin"
Simonark: I don’t know how many of you were craving more puppet autopsy content, but however many it is, congratulations on your letter getting read.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaz_existing And by he cares you mean, ready to stop living in fear
Strebenherz:
Orestes290: I think Edison tested that
Cptasparagus: my mom has a $23,000 Bernina... she's insane
Bruceski: You're gonna want the right gauge needle for that
ghyllnox: Is the duct tape of a more durable/long-lived plastic than the bag?
rosesmcgee: So much for cruelty free
chaz_existing: @Thefluffiestguineapig exactly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus NOOOO
LadyAiluros: my machine is from the 1960's and is all metal. it can and has swen through my finger.
ritchards: in a reverse Banarch Tarski...
NotCainNorAbel: With the right (wrong) needle it will sew through your finger easily
SymphonySolstice: I worked in a furniture factory for a year and a half and I'll tell ya, industrial juki machines can taste blood
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyAiluros Ah, so it would survive the apocalypse with the roaches
LadyAiluros: yes
Challis2070: Our sewing machine has a carrying case, but that would be a pain to actually *use* unless it was specifically for something like this (birth a puppet on stage).
ArdCollider: come to LA where used Jukis are USD100 in the garment district
benjamin_wheeler: that's right
ratbabyonline: yeah in university youve gotta do extra safety lectures if you wanna use the industrial machines
TomatoKigu: @NotCainNorAbel oh hey I had a class mate do that in fourth grade. Literal blood bath.
ritchards: who created Bartleby originally?
RTwo28: its kinda spooky to see Bartleby deflated like this
sporkraptor: Angel's dilt bifferent
chaz_existing: have we considered the implications on Bartleby's power level that this surgery might have?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also PSA: be careful with curious cats and other animals around sewing machines.
LadyAiluros: yes
chaz_existing: @ritchards Ian and Featherweight
wedge_x: (we can rebuild him)
ritchards: Angel's mic is rubbing?
LadyAiluros: (we have the technology)
goombalax: @wedge_x the $6.50 CAD man
e_bloc: three blind men have sewing machines
SymphonySolstice: do not commit the cardinal sin
NeoKevlar: The fabric scissors are ONLY FOR FABRICS
NeoKevlar: Nothing else
ContingentCat: Beej has been well trained lol
NeoKevlar: Ever
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Heather trained him, of course he's well trained
goombalax: @NeoKevlar instructions unclear, using them to cut bacon
gualdhar: Has Angel accounted for the extra skull storage space?
Mathwyn: @neokevlar WEEP as I CUT CARDBOARD with them!
chaz_existing: the SPOUSE?
letsbelgo: oh lord
niccus: express the cranium
SymphonySolstice: oh he's been gutted now
Challis2070: NO! No cutting cardboard with the good scissors!!!!
BlueChloroplast:
letsbelgo: this mans insideout
TomatoKigu: …I crave Gib reacting to this stream.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Challis2070 Angel specifically just said these were not the good scissors
RTwo28: @TomatoKigu same
Sarah_Serinde:
Yup 
Challis2070: Okay, okay, good, good
Sarah_Serinde: He was perfect just like that
ritchards: that is shoe rubber?
chaz_existing: What sensory organs does Bartleby have?
Challis2070: Just...never the good scissors
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu Oh Crapshot please, also Pistachio as a second one
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Challis2070 floor mat was the guess
Territan: Now suddenly and inexplicably imagining Bartleby with big anime giel eyes.
sporkraptor: oh jeez, the thought of Bartlby with eyes is much more alarming to me than dissecting his head
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaz_existing Good question, next question
TomatoKigu: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh god that would be amazing
Challis2070:
I am imagining Bartleby with *changeable* eyes and stuff 
SymphonySolstice: might need leather needles for that stuff. or fingers of steel
letsbelgo: diesel powered needles
ratbabyonline: Bartleby's anti-slip jaw
VersusVeritasi: Quick question for anyone who knows: Did LRR ever release a TTSF apron for sale through the store? As a home chef, I feel like I need one.
ContingentCat: Probably want to be wearing a thimble
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, leather needles like I've used for tack repair (like horse tack)
InconsiderateHat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I feel like a recurring LIVE pre-record would be a perfect fit
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arcaedethefae: Does this sort of sewing need pliers?
Sarah_Serinde: @VersusVeritasi No, that's never been merch
loufghyslaufey: @TomatoKigu The entire... LRRPpet rouge's entourage reacts to... this stream's VOD; together or 1 by one?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @InconsiderateHat Wait, Bartleby reacting to this
ratbabyonline: get an awl and start bookbinding
Vinewood_OG:
I'm thinking tiny sunglasses instead of eyes.
LoadingReadyRun: @VersusVeritasi That has not happened yet.
InconsiderateHat: @ratbabyonline YES
Challis2070: Oh, our sewing machine can handle leather, but we don't have the needles for it currently. Oooo, small sunglasses!
TomatoKigu: @loufghyslaufey One by one intercut reactions.
Sarah_Serinde:
Oh Beej's answer is better
Juliamon: "yet"
ratbabyonline: infact start from first principles, BEFORE YOU MAKE THE BOOK MAKE THE PAPER
InconsiderateHat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sorry - YES
ratbabyonline: SPIN THE BINDING THREAD
ritchards: We still want Jobby the Joblin merch!
ratbabyonline: ONLY THEN CAN YOU ASSEMBLE THE BOOK
Territan: Another weird eyedea: No eyes, but a monocle.
VersusVeritasi: @LoadingReadyRun I do love a good -yet- there. Thanks for the info!
chaz_existing: Speaking of merch, the new touque and scarf look rad.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Territan Boooo, pun jail for you!
VersusVeritasi: @Sarah_Serinde And thank you to you as well!
ratbabyonline: @Territan Bioncle, its like a monocle but two of them and also theres lore
Challis2070: Bad pun, but good ideal.
fcloud: "if you wish to bake a pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe" -- confucius
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline ....So much lore. Years and years of it and I know so much of it for no damn reason
Territan: @Thefluffiestguineapig What?? They're ideas about eyes. How else would you portmanteau that??
ContingentCat: Yeah beej is right
fcloud: thats the paula abdul stitch
BlueChloroplast: I tend to do whip stitch and go back over every 4 or so stitches to lock it
LordZarano:
@ratbabyonline Before you assemble a book you must first create the universe 
SymphonySolstice: yeah it's curly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Territan I simply wouldn't make a pun! (I might but I'm mostly being silly)
Challis2070: I can't talk about stitching, I use whipstitch for like, everything ever.
fcloud: we'l be using the ladder stitch later
SymphonySolstice: ladder stitch is my best friend
InconsiderateHat: Backstitch: 2 steps forward, one step back.
BraveOthello: Bead work? Are we gonna debazzle Bartleby?!
ratbabyonline: ladder stitch got me thru art school
ErynTzun: This looks very uhh interesting from the thumbnail.
Territan: Rhinestone eyes!
BraveOthello: *bedazzle
wedge_x: definitely if we're giving Bartleby eyes he should be cycloptic
CrossXhunteR: i have a sewing kit but have been too lazy to refresh myself on how to sew a button back on to my shorts
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello No no, for Bartleby that first spelling is more correct
CrossXhunteR: wait, is that beej on tech?
Sarah_Serinde: It is!
fcloud: i'm mildly surprised that there's any kind of crafting ian doesn't already know how to do
MacbethSeemsSus: How much physio is Bartleby going to need after this?
SymphonySolstice: lol
BraveOthello: @CrossXhunteR No, you're imagining his voice. Dont worry, it will pass
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud It's more that Angel is very good at this kind and Ian likes to learn. Plus Alex came on to make knives
margieargie: @wedge_x I was going to say "he should have the sort of eyes that make him have to say 'be not afraid'" but with Bartleby you should indeed be very much afraid
Challis2070: He will be very sturdy and not fear expressions
ErynTzun: Kermit face the best face
sporkraptor: I'm picturing him with giant Elton John rhinestone and pink feather sunglasses; he takes them off and he's got rhinestone and pink feather eyes
ghyllnox: Kermt
VersusVeritasi: Looked like a fibonacci stitch: space between holes at 1cm, 1cm, 2cm, 3cm, 5cm, etc...
ContingentCat: Or will he be more powerful
ErynTzun: oh nooo
BraveOthello: Seen it, it's horrifying
ratbabyonline: jester ruff
SymphonySolstice: peach colored frill
ghyllnox:
IanAllenBird: lkmnjikolmjn
chaz_existing: Ahhh
fcloud: angle pls
Strebenherz: ANGEL WHY
chaz_existing: no
margieargie:
AllTheWeasels:
Juliamon: gottem
MacbethSeemsSus:
chaos5896: ZING
BraveOthello: Angel!
ghyllnox: ANGEL
CrossXhunteR: HUH
chaz_existing: I'm in pain
loufghyslaufey: So... that one Xenomorph, Beej?
Thefluffiestguineapig: ANGEL
ContingentCat: ANGEL
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sporkraptor: pink boa feathers
SnackPak_: how fancy
Vinewood_OG: Wow look at the time....
loufghyslaufey: Or am I hearing Cameron?
ErynTzun: *cough* well I WAS eating
TheAinMAP:
Voidhawk42:
e_bloc:
loufghyslaufey: Nope. Tis a Beej.
ghyllnox: @loufghyslaufey Beej
fcloud: no it's beej. a genuine real-life beej
oberon939: Oh a dickie
Juliamon: Beej on tech today, he even posted in chat to inform us
sporkraptor: *raises hand*
CrossXhunteR: knit 1 purl 2
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@loufghyslaufey 
I love that was what gave it away for you
wedge_x: beeeeeej
Sethalidos: BEEJ!
Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEJ
MacbethSeemsSus: You keep saying it!
InconsiderateHat: @fcloud Beej. Just Beej.
wedge_x: you've said it like 5 times, so
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Vinewood_OG:
ArdCollider: idk I was just yelling “pink sock”
JKBalch: *Eldritch penis puppet
e_bloc: look as long as you don't say prolapse its ok
gualdhar: th ey have pink socks already, they're called bully bones
fcloud: i arrived late, why are we attaching a sewer cover to bartleby
BraveOthello: Is it because he looks like a penis?
oberon939: A pink dickie for bartleby
ritchards: could do a Scooter, and give him glasses with eyes on them?
CrossXhunteR: that is the most ian sentence ever uttered
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's not like people don't call Bartleby an Eldritch ass looking penis puppet
SymphonySolstice: @fcloud that's his mouth
chaz_existing: why not both
LordZarano: @fcloud That's his jaw
fcloud:
ty @SymphonySolstice 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CrossXhunteR No, not quite, but it's in rank 2 or 3
loufghyslaufey: "Kermit The 3rd" when, Chat?
SymphonySolstice: just reinforcing it while his cranium is exposed
loufghyslaufey: He made what now?
TheMerricat: Angels Egg.....
TheMerricat: Of all the Lupin tie backs, Angels Egg
ErynTzun: DIC?
fcloud: idk what you're talking about, "lupin in space" sounds amazing
ShaneLeeAtk: DIC
ThorSokar: DiC
loufghyslaufey:
Inspector "Kermit" Gadget 
Go Kermit, GO
ErynTzun: Yes DIC is cemented in my brain before that dang theme song
CrossXhunteR: wait, that's how you pronounce that company's name
e_bloc: chat is undefeated
ShaneLeeAtk: Agent 86
Juliamon: CrossXhunteR Yes? They say it in their brand tag?
SymphonySolstice: sure I'll claim him
Simonark: Don Adams was from New York
Simonark: He just worked in Canada a lot in later years
MacbethSeemsSus: hi ho
Simonark: Not sure if starring in Check It Out! automatically grants citizenship
ErynTzun: I guess I'll be humming the Inspector Gadget theme entire rest of the night now
BraveOthello: Fermit the Krog
miniMacGuru: At what point do you buy a leather palm thimble (I've seen them used for sail repair).
ErynTzun: Yeah it is very nice
chaz_existing: There is a lot to be said about Kermit's voice but the singing is good.
Sarah_Serinde: I still need to go find that episode, too bad you need Disney+ to watch it legitimately
chaz_existing: Beej go watch the special. It's GOOOOOOOOD.
LadyAiluros: is it the same person that took over after Jim?
SymphonySolstice: someone's gotta do it
sporkraptor: the new muppet show episode is *exactly* a muppet show episode
CrossXhunteR: i'll never accept the new mickey voice
LadyAiluros: or are we on Kermit III?
ErynTzun: I liked most of it, I was alive when the original aired so i do have some biased.
loufghyslaufey: @VersusVeritasi So Bebop? Hm. Where else could that even go beside the one that's already taken?
LadyAiluros: Stever Whitmire I beilve was the name?
Sarah_Serinde: I loved the original Muppet Show, used to watch it with my parents
chaz_existing: @LadyAiluros No. Steve Whitmire, the peformer of Kermit after Henson, left about a decade ago. His current performer is Matt Vogel.
SymphonySolstice: those are his tonsils
Sethalidos: who originally made Bartleby BTW?
ThorSokar: bartlebee's tonsils
Xiff_: The Bartle-bits
chaz_existing: @Sethalidos Ian and Featherweight
Mai_Andra: It's a very good show. Kermit sounds like a different person, but most of the rest sounded nearly perfect.
ghyllnox: Oh, so, put it in a jar and let him keep it?
Territan: Now I want to see a Crapshot of Gibb visiting Barleby in rehab.
e_bloc: huh, I'll have to ask when they clean up my pituitary
LiveFaust: DB auction if Bartleby "scraps"? "Trimming"?
wedge_x: oh, god, my surgeon was showing Ard pictures before I was even awake
loufghyslaufey: Don't they become foreign contaminent hazards anyway though, Ian?
couchboyj: You'll have to give him eyes if you want him to look at anything
chaz_existing: @couchboyj bartleby does not have eyes, but he can stare into your soul nonetheless
e_bloc: he's like the kid of that thing from pan's labyrinth
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh he can steal your soul
tidehollowcat: Bartleby sees all, despite the lack of eyes.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What LRR "Bake Off," Angel? What LRL did I miss?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey The Sub-A-Thon
SymphonySolstice: hopefully it doesn't crinkle too much when his mouth moves
fcloud: that's how you know english is a silly language. because bake-off isnt the opposite of bacon
iris_of_ether:
wedge_x: reglovings
BraveOthello: I was just thinking "simple and clean", thanks Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Something Ian said? Weird? NO
wedge_x: -s
accountmadeforants: Invert the Bartleby
Sarah_Serinde:
@wedge_x 
Challis2070: reinvert the bartleby, aye
MacbethSeemsSus: The inverted massage
chaz_existing: hole
loufghyslaufey: So yeah Ian. The hazardous foreign contaminent that those Doctors would take out of you, Ian?
e_bloc: should we make him topologically a torus
loufghyslaufey: A Helmet, a Football bit?
MWGNZ:
there's some plastic bags in the bin 
phoenixfeather14: a glove would be a really helpful way to do that
accountmadeforants: You can also just sew a glove inside
ContingentCat: A spare pillowcase would be perfect
gualdhar: we have a fabric bin? is that where all the tarp budget went?
loufghyslaufey: A helmet's hull?
ghyllnox:
ghost_user_1984: Is anyone going to make the felt more alive joke?
Morrigan9: a sock...
ghyllnox: That'd be great
ErynTzun: Would a glove inhibit the Kermit Faces any? lol
LiveFaust: A mitten?
ratbabyonline: ive got a ton of extra fabric if you just uhhh quickly drive over the mountain
e_bloc: a velvet glove
e_bloc: all socks are spare socks
ghyllnox: Well, presumably *someone* in the moonbase has a sock
ratbabyonline: FILL HIM WITH EXPANDING 2 PART FOAM
SquareDotCube:
A boxing glove, to help deliver punchlines 
ratbabyonline: JUST TO SEE WHAT OCCURS
wedge_x: just a can of fix-a-flat
chaz_existing: @ghyllnox look under the bed (i'm very sorry)
MacbethSeemsSus: Bartleby dentistry
ThorSokar: pro tip: never get Great Stuff (the spray foam) on your skin, you will have a bad time!
ghyllnox: @chaz_existing We do need it to bend
ErynTzun: @SquareDotCube It will help him type
chaz_existing: Bartleby must be flexible, true
fcloud: bendleby
Thefluffiestguineapig: If that kind of foam was used it would absorb all the sweat and things when being used
Sethalidos: @ratbabyonline ain't that what they use in industrial shipping?
MacbethSeemsSus: @loufghyslaufey Pistachio, we need a donor
SymphonySolstice: chroma key his insides
ErynTzun: Unless he spills his guts
fcloud: what on earth
e_bloc: oh its a strap on you say
ghyllnox: Sorry, we're making a strap-on puppet?
LiveFaust: Wow, from brain to facial reconstructive surgery? #ScopeCreep
loufghyslaufey: @MacbethSeemsSus Wait, why? They have an emote? They are bare minimally... not forgotten
SnackPak_: wooow
e_bloc: how long have you had that
ErynTzun: Does the already creepy puppet need the creepy baby hand?
Sethalidos: Ian, why?
fcloud: it looks a lot like a mundane glove
loufghyslaufey: Ohio, specifically?
ErynTzun: Cleave Land and high in the middle and round on both ends.
MacbethSeemsSus: @loufghyslaufey He is not forgotten. But the other puppets put him through a lot
loufghyslaufey: I meant cleveland over ohio
SymphonySolstice: bartleby with an armature would be terrifying
CrossXhunteR: shake the puppet really aggressively so its arms shake about fast
fcloud:
angel knows a lot about crafting 
ErynTzun: CybBartleby
e_bloc: suction!
Sarah_Serinde: Angel has many talents. *So* many talents
loufghyslaufey: Green phelt?
Strebenherz: Gib cheering in the background "BUS HIM UP"
Sethalidos: IAN!
Sarah_Serinde: No one should aspire to break this record
ContingentCat: So far
gualdhar: it's like the Smithsonian painfully recreating a mummy
ThorSokar: so FAR
CrossXhunteR: what's the tarp budget of this shoot
fcloud: no net loss of holes
Strebenherz: Filling Bartleby's holes
Territan: Net holes: Zero.
BraveOthello: Angel, Puppet Surgeon
ErynTzun: So many wrong things said today. lol
loufghyslaufey: Are they about to graft him a Grinch skin?
BraveOthello: Makes holes, gets in, gets out, closes holes
Cptasparagus: for the LRR 100th anniversary show they can put cast member ashes inside of him!
Sarah_Serinde: @ErynTzun Well, Ian is on stream after all
InconsiderateHat: @gualdhar "Don't you mean 'painstakingly'?" "No."
ErynTzun: @Sarah_Serinde That's true, it is on brand.
MacbethSeemsSus: "now bite down, feel good?"
Sethalidos: @Sarah_Serinde with Beej on tech as well
wedge_x: create only holes, leave only thread
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good point Ian
e_bloc: as far as beauty goes, I'
CrossXhunteR: when does TTSF get a full sized welding station on set
e_bloc: am afraid he is capped in both directions
SymphonySolstice:
ShaneLeeAtk: HOLD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CrossXhunteR I mean, Alex already did blacksmithing
BraveOthello: Beej I wasn't even thinking it ... Until you said it ....
Territan: @CrossXhunteR Hey, I keep asking about the LRR Test Kitchens...
Thefluffiestguineapig: And I think Alex made the mini guillotine on TTSF right?
ThorSokar: ConcernDoge No
Sethalidos: yes he did
e_bloc: a running stitch is literally the only thing I remember from sewing in 9th grade math
letsbelgo: umazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Why were you sewing in math class?
BlueChloroplast:
fcloud: the lrr test kitchens are famous for their brutality. to date, no kitchen has survived the ordeal
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig the teacher I think really loved sewing so she shoehorned it into a geometry lesson
Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig listen budget's are tight for public schools
SymphonySolstice: it's also good if you need to patch something and don't have the matching thread, like here
e_bloc: something something triangles
fcloud: we can't afford numbers, only art supplies
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos So my assumption would be that would be harder to shoehorn into maths lessons
e_bloc: stitches in the pink, zippers in the
BraveOthello: Two stitches in the pink, one in the ... Black
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello one in the ENDLESS VOID OF HIS GAPING MAW
fcloud: Keep Sewing And Nobody Explodes
e_bloc: I guess "in the pink" is a potent internet brainrot trigger
Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig but saves money on hiring a home Ec teacher
Juliamon: I wonder when that definition of the phrase first arose in contrast to the other definition
e_bloc: @Sethalidos I can honestly say I do not remember a single thing I did in home ec
Territan: Naw, make his gullet a green patch that you can key out and zoom into to simulate going down his gullet and into his stomach to show its contents.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos If they had home ec at all. They didn't at my high school
Sethalidos: @e_bloc I remember making pizza
e_bloc: I could tell you how to get to the home ec room and I could describe what it looks like and I couldn't tell you a single damn thing I did there
BraveOthello: @Territan "OMG Bartleby ate Ian's arm!"
e_bloc: that was 27 years ago
MacbethSeemsSus: Bartleby needs to floss more
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Or less?
e_bloc: congratulations, its a boy
Juliamon: I could probably draw my middle school's home ec room from memory. It was a split double room, with cooking on one side and sewing machines on the other.
Sethalidos: @Juliamon that sounds like mine as well
e_bloc: @Juliamon same, very similar. windows facing out to the courtyard that the school surrounded.
chaz_existing: Is Bartleby diseased?
fcloud: no he's just slightly deceased
Sethalidos: Angel's an eldritch being?
LiveFaust: Angel was the real SCP all along.
e_bloc: they told me that I always tested very well for spacial visualization
SymphonySolstice: home ec was weird for me because it was also my homeroom class for the entirety of high school, with the same group of people and everything
ErynTzun: It's only *mostly* dead.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaz_existing Physically? Likely not. Mentally? Good question, next question
letsbelgo: get that mouth out
Cptasparagus: Bartleby has an AT field?
BananaF4p: i would be like homer simpson while on a sowing machine ow ow ow ow
e_bloc: little known fact, Angel is biblically accurate
ErynTzun: ahouy ahouy awayaway
ShaneLeeAtk: He is only mostly dead. Which means he is slightly alive.
Micalovits: @e_bloc Accurately awesome indeed
BraveOthello: @Cptasparagus I am Absolutely Terrified when I see him, sooooo
ErynTzun: There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please, open his mouth. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead … well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing that you can do.
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BraveOthello: @ErynTzun What's that?
1 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
ErynTzun: @BraveOthello Go through his clothes and look for loose change
Strebenherz: deboned bartleby
ritchards: "we"
IanAllenBird: his skull
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is "we" kimosabe
letsbelgo: ians mic on?
letsbelgo: Super roomy
Challis2070: Oh yeah, those produce bags are...flimsy
gualdhar: is it still considered gender affirming care if it's on a puppet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Bartleby doesn't have a gender
gualdhar: @Thefluffiestguineapig ok, agender-affirming care
Juliamon: Lack-of-gender-affirming
James_the_Dabbler: If I ask Bartlebey what is in its pants, his response is probably "a hand"
James_the_Dabbler: *its response
Juliamon: I think he's used he/him pronouns before
fcloud: cjat
IanAllenBird: lol
fcloud: chat, bartleby's gender is already more than firm enough. TOO firm, some would say
Juliamon: or Gibb has, and I trust Gibb not to misgender his coworkers
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fair, I would class this more as neuro-surgery since it related to decay of functionally the meninges of his brain
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Valid
fcloud: trusting gibb is the first step on the road to misery
Challis2070: I mean that's why my store has a printer specifically for the delivery orders, lol. No grease pencils for us.
ErynTzun: The Kermit Barrier
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fcloud It was specifically about not misgendering co-workers
SymphonySolstice: Bartleby, Scourge of Victoria
fcloud: @Thefluffiestguineapig i'm just saying. he's a shifty one
Challis2070: yea, make sure everyone who might need to can do so.
Juliamon: Gibb is many things, but shifty isn't one of them
fcloud: why is bartleby attempting to eat the oobleck
fcloud: you're right, i should gibb him another chance
ratbabyonline: euhg
Challis2070: That's 100% what I expect of Bartleby
ContingentCat: All of the gender
SymphonySolstice: assigned mungy at birth
Territan: @fcloud Because he's simply wild about the taste?
fcloud: @Territan that tracks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or assigned "Bartleby" at birth. The gender of "bartleby"
James_the_Dabbler: Bartleby is neither male ore female, but a secret third thing: Stinky
ritchards: they say snitches get stitches, so what did Bartleby do?
fcloud: ABAB
ErynTzun: Gibb also referred to him as "Barnaby"
Territan: @ritchards Told fables, got staples?
SymphonySolstice: yeah you'd generally want to make the inner sac first before the outer carcass
ErynTzun: oh noooo
Sarah_Serinde:
What do all the cats think of that?
ErynTzun: Dpm
IanAllenBird: I got a little magnet needle minder shaped like a moth
ContingentCat: One of the dangers sewing in bed yeah
ErynTzun: Don't sew things while in bed either
ForOhForError: ian no!
SymphonySolstice: ohno
ContingentCat: Oh yeah I've broken a lot of needles trying to hem jeans
ErynTzun: EEEE
Challis2070: Oh *no*
IanAllenBird: I feel like this came up pretty recently on a stream
neveth: it is very impressive how far those bits of needles can fly when they break in the machine
fcloud: i had to look up what star trek insurrection even was. i thought it was a game maybe
Challis2070: Amazing luck and 100% time to make changes
ContingentCat: That's close enough to never again
ratbabyonline: i think people dont realize that like, sewing machine are power tools?
DoctorHutch: they don't say "life, limb, or eyesight emergency" for nothing
Strebenherz: GOD NO
ratbabyonline: especially all metal ones
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, you don't realize how fast those little clippings can get launched. Any makerspace that's shared => get the safety squints
Challis2070: NO
IanAllenBird: bad
ErynTzun: NONONONO
Dog_of_Myth: aaaaaaaa
SymphonySolstice: my sister had that happen but with a wood chip under her eyelid. you only do that Once
DoctorHutch: beej is not allowed to make decisions in emergencies any more.
Strebenherz: So Beej, i'm glad she's okay, BUT PLEASE NO
Sarah_Serinde:
random_shoes: nopenopenopenopenopenope
Nigouki: Ocular X-Ray! You have to do that before any MRI if you ever work with metal
RatherLargeToad: at least the doctor didn’t say MRI
ContingentCat: NOOO this is what hospitals are for
ghyllnox: @RatherLargeToad Yeah that'd be... well a lawsuit at least
Territan: For certain, VERY diminished values of "fine."
UtilityPunk: I've been tapped in the safety squints like 6 times, and basically always take extreme caution when snipping things. Prevention is so so much better than caution
Juliamon: I had metal in my eye once. Don't recommend.
ErynTzun: The Goggles the do something!
Raincoast_Bear: Princess Auto for the win!
gualdhar: old boss told me, "You don't need eye protection, but it's cheaper than a prosthetic"
SymphonySolstice: I really need to get a new respirator
ErynTzun: The pointy end goes in the felted man, not the eye.
lamina5432: PPE you don't seem to need until that one time you really did
Territan: I'm fond of saying that something "beats a sharp stick in the eye three times out of five." This talk has given me a new appreciation for that.
ratbabyonline: things people didnt expect to need in fiber arts chool (as i experienced): Chemical resistant gloves, Fume Hoods, Eyepro, CHEMICAL resistant boots, professionally fitted respirators, emergency showers
Raincoast_Bear: Prognosis looks good, Doctor.
Raincoast_Bear: Hot glue and Duct tape.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, there's a reason we don't mess around in medicine and if people do they have gnarly scars from it
Vinewood_OG: Macaroni art
SymphonySolstice: if you can sew it, sew it, don't use it to bind stuff unless necessary or else you will cry if it comes time to repair stuff
Araragi298: xmas ornaments where you encase stuff in hot glue
Raincoast_Bear: Anything made with corrugated cardboard can be done with hot glue.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline The rest of it I get for felting and things, but the fume hoods is one that would have surprised me
chaos5896: lol
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that is smart
ContingentCat: Lol clever
ContingentCat: You need some wabi sabi
SymphonySolstice: resin in general
Dog_of_Myth:
iris_of_ether: Ian you wound me
iris_of_ether: (This is joking)
ratbabyonline: @Thefluffiestguineapig you use a *lot* of chemicles
ratbabyonline: also soda ash
ratbabyonline: soda ash needs a fume hood
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline Oh for larger scale fabric dying and things?
MacbethSeemsSus: This is.....a way
BlueChloroplast: CNC the old magic box
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is "The Way" and there is the modern cost of living crisis
ratbabyonline: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup, even natural dying
SymphonySolstice: squeak squeak
gualdhar: oh wow those scissors are so dull I can hear them
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline I forgot about that since its been so long since I've studied that stuff in a concentrated way
Vinewood_OG:
Somebody grease those scissors. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's disturbing
Territan: Could this also herald the return of AssMaster?
MacbethSeemsSus: I thought something was going off in my apartment. Didn't realize it was the scissors
UtilityPunk: Ngl, cartoon voice actors and anime dubbers really get around
Mai_Andra: and Cree Summer did the other half
SnackPak_: oof
Strebenherz: XD
ContingentCat: Ouch
neisan2112: OH MY GOD, I listened to that show as a kid so much
Vinewood_OG: So it's a documentary, got it.
xantos69: Oh fun, which empire is dying? Asking for a friend.
Cptasparagus: Princess Clara? the one with the cthonian nightmare in her pants?
ritchards: why do you think Mamoru hangs out with her?
AnimeKitty: Disagree!
Spades_Slicc: Crystal is fine, it's very . . . faithful to the manga
Mai_Andra: I liked it alright, though I only watched the first season at the time.
SnackPak_: I love it
xantos69: I think your puppet prolapsed.
ghyllnox: Kermit got a dye job
margieargie: I loved Crystal personally... more than the old show at that
wedge_x: Bartleby needs to hide his shame internally
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP I can't unsee that
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like for Bartleby this is just some sort of yoga
Sethalidos: they're called Derps Ian
SymphonySolstice: classic
ghyllnox: Noooo
Challis2070: Whoooops
letsbelgo: lolol
BlueChloroplast: @sarah_serinde 100%
Sarah_Serinde:
IanAllenBird:
BlueChloroplast: Seam rippers & erasers so important
Challis2070: Annnnd that's why I carry hemtape with me when at cons!
SymphonySolstice: I recently obtained a hand-sewing machine from the 60's
SymphonySolstice: it's basically a glorified stapler with thread
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BlueChloroplast:
ShaneLeeAtk: Duster?
Mathwyn: Seal the Bartleby forever
SnackPak_: treat yourself
SymphonySolstice: fresh brains fresh brains fresh brains
BlueChloroplast: I love that too
Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] Explosions are a kind of cloud.
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Vinewood_OG: File sharing with extra steps.
Cptasparagus: the data is stored inside of the fibers
DoctorHutch: i would assume its generally "someone else's computerS"
Challis2070: Me, from my store "No snacks to go with the crafting?"
Mai_Andra: But the cloud computer is owned by the Corporation, so you know it's secure. </thumbsup>
Vinewood_OG: "The break room"
SnackPak_:
MacbethSeemsSus: Kermit: Yaaaaaay!
SymphonySolstice:
Sarah_Serinde: head empty
IanAllenBird:
iris_of_ether:
SymphonySolstice: no thoughts
iris_of_ether: just vibes
Vinewood_OG: "Generative AI is great"
Juliamon: extend. that. hole.
SnackPak_: stuff that head
SymphonySolstice: fill! that! hole!
Mai_Andra: a natural hole for extruding
ErynTzun: How Shaped will it be?
Strebenherz: Bartleby getting his holes filled on stream? Oh no
Vinewood_OG: There it is.
neveth: Stuff It so full there's no room for Evil
ghyllnox: How stuffed can you get him?
Juliamon: Fill This Thing with Clouds! *clap clap*
neveth: Firm Head
ErynTzun: Someone get him a tiny tea cup to sip from, stat!
BlueChloroplast: Firm
SimGuy3k: plump?
Cptasparagus: swollen
Vinewood_OG: "Roblox seems like a wholesome activity."
margieargie: Well, it's uh... a word, that's for sure
ghyllnox: Turgid?
IanAllenBird: kmjnikojn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox That's the word
Thefluffiestguineapig: GODAMNIT BEEJ
dagoth__ur_: ew
ErynTzun: It's always a No Bones Day
Thefluffiestguineapig: No him and Gibb are tied
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian.....WHY
MacbethSeemsSus: "polly. fill me"
SymphonySolstice: gotta fill all his nooks and crannies
Juliamon: yeah, you can't just cram willy-nilly. There's a science to it.
BlueChloroplast: Turgid is fluid filled and I don't think polyfil is liquid
neveth: Nah, just shake him vigorously, will help redistribute
Dog_of_Myth: Free Roam Bartleby
SymphonySolstice: it will compress with use
Mai_Andra: "How come Bartleby gets his own room just 'cuz he had brain surgery?"
Vinewood_OG: Ridley never should have returned to the franchise....
niccus: feel that melon
Challis2070: Oh lord.
Dog_of_Myth:
IanAllenBird: kmjnhuiuhyu
Challis2070: AGH!
ErynTzun: kermit that mouth up!
SnackPak_: oh no
Strebenherz: GOD NO
SymphonySolstice: ohgod
durketh:
ContingentCat: Sir
Cptasparagus: put a picatinny rail on top!
Sarah_Serinde:
ghyllnox: The corner of the mouth does look a liiittle off
neveth: I'm gonna have nightmares
ritchards: there's a crapshot!
Dog_of_Myth: YES
ContingentCat: Oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig:
AAAAHHHH
Strebenherz: That's getting bussing clipped
Vinewood_OG: "Small draft on the back of my head...."
ritchards: !clip
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SnackPak_: this was a mistake
KaleidoscopeMind:
!
MacbethSeemsSus: "Everytime I smile my brain escapes"
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the crapshot
lamina5432: brains in the bag again
Strebenherz: Bartleby's fluffer?
ghyllnox: Seal the beast, so it never rises... hang on
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
feet2big: you should put a peanut in there before you close him up.
Lysander_salamander: oh heck yeah sewing
ErynTzun: Needs puppet mount
Vinewood_OG:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Strebenherz Angel's new title on the wiki with no explanation
Territan: Wow, you guys are quick!
Lysander_salamander: wow bartleby is bigger than I thought
UtilityPunk: "Mmmm, yes, I have had my feast of polyfill. Ask your doctor if it's right for you" lrrBartleby
ErynTzun: 👀
iris_of_ether: IAN
Lysander_salamander:
iris_of_ether:
SnackPak_:
Sarah_Serinde:
fcloud: maybe he's born with it. maybe it's polyfill.
xantos69: Loving watching people find the hole.
ritchards:
115 by Beej command!
wedge_x: goodbye brain cloaca
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej when you call us out like that it makes us feel weird
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that's not that mean
e_bloc:
115 must obey Beej
Strebenherz:
200 bits for filling bartleby's holes
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Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a good stream for that energy
UtilityPunk:
All the cool cats know the cool stitches 
Sarah_Serinde: Thefluffiestguineapig The meanness was about highlighting Angel struggling to thread a needle
ghyllnox: Sewing up the cranial cloaca
Anubis169:
oh man he's looking so much better
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - fill that hole!
MacbethSeemsSus: This is just a nice massage for Bartleby
Jennie_Fuchsia:
115
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde I thought it was asking for the bits, but that makes more sense yeah
Challis2070:
100
SymphonySolstice: wish I could have mt brains sucked out and replaced with newer brains
Lysander_salamander: oh, for some reason I thought Bartleby was a puppet that was turned inside out, and not a completely new puppet
ContingentCat: Hand stitching can look as accurate as you gave patience for
Mathwyn: "Make sure to get my good side"
Territan: "Get my GOOD side, please!"
Sarah_Serinde: Lysander_salamander Yeah Bartleby was made live at a convention panel with Featherweight and Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Oh no, there's a whole horror of it's own
NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Strebenherz: I love the off screen beej cackles
ghyllnox:
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: ALSO PLEASE NO
Juliamon: blessed offscreen howling
MacbethSeemsSus: *offscreen cackling*
Vinewood_OG: Babe, wake up. New origin story just dropped.
ErynTzun: oh nooo not Grover!
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
SnackPak_: can we line bartleby with blue?
iris_of_ether: The Beej off-mike laughing continues to be amazing
Sethalidos: IAN
Uniclonus: Got exposed to that turn-people-inside-out fog from that Simpsons Treehouse of Terror
Nigouki: distant beej laugh is the best
Strebenherz: Now if we clip the grover comment, will LRR get DMCA'd by Sesame Street?
ErynTzun: Grover deserves justice!
lamina5432: Ian is running hot on getting a beej cackle
Thefluffiestguineapig: The off screen cackling is amazing
Mathwyn: Bartleby is just what happens when you skin a puppet
TheNerdWonder: long-lost cousin of some sort
UtilityPunk:
This bartleby has such dapper stitching I could mistake him for merch
wedge_x: degree of difficulty: actually make him reversable
niccus: name bartleby's innie "everton"
Jennie_Fuchsia: you know supergrover now meet subpar grover
Territan: "Turn me inside-out, like you evert your French girls. By the way, stop doing that, the basement's getting full."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mathwyn When you invert them, including their personality
lamina5432: Bardleby is definitely elmo skinned
ritchards: Somehow, Lawyers returned!
SymphonySolstice: bartleby is the puppet equivalent of birds that are unable to grow feathers
MacbethSeemsSus: Bartleby looks like he's enjoying this
Anubis169: scanlations~
ContingentCat: Also be gay do crime
BlueChloroplast: I like when they keep the honourifics
Anubis169: So I make subtitles as a hobby, back in the day I used to do stuff for groups until there was an official licence, then we had to stop for that show
SymphonySolstice: saint seiya?
SymphonySolstice: I think that one still is only in spanish after a certain point
Juliamon: yeah I don't know what it's like nowadays, but 20 years ago it was normal to drop a fantranslation once it was licensed in the language you were translating it into
Mathwyn: And have a long time
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, Chinese and Korean translations do a lot of telephone between eachother
Anubis169: Juliamon: These days, it's dire -_- Crunchyroll admitted to using chatgpt to generate their subs
Cptasparagus: dragonball is very horny
SymphonySolstice: double translation is how you get the duwang translation of jojo
Juliamon: I'm glad to not be in the fansub community anymore
Anubis169: chained translations is how you get Star Wars Episode III: The Backstroke of the West
Lysander_salamander: yay
UtilityPunk: Sometimes translation prices for specific language pairs also matter; occasionally cheaper to go through a more common language in between
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay!
Lysander_salamander: hooray!
Anubis169: hahahaha
MacbethSeemsSus: He's back baby!
Challis2070: Excellent!
SymphonySolstice: de-gooed!
Micalovits: Ian lost for words after his first time in a new... Hole?
wrapscalion:
Micalovits: I am sorry chat
SymphonySolstice: linen would be good
spethycakes:
Well, I don't need dinner tonight
JKBalch: It looks even more liike a penis
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if that's what they do at henson studios. Or do they use long gloves?
IanAllenBird: lmao
Challis2070: Oh dear, right, the barely hanging on arm part.
Strebenherz: Ian please never mention bartleby's armpits again
NotCainNorAbel: Shoulder surgery
ContingentCat: Reverse arm pit aka shoulder?
ratbabyonline: ladder stitch that piiit
Mai_Andra: It does seem like there is a little bulge on his lower lip...
Mai_Andra:
Maybe my brain is just picking up that it's not perfectly round... 
Anubis169:
Thank yooooooou
Uniclonus: @Mai_Andra That's just a scar from his bareknuckle boxing matches against Bert and Ernie
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you so much for repairing the eldritch horror!
lamina5432: gnight
ArdCollider:
o7 Angel 
Anubis169: !patreon
ErynTzun:
ritchards: !angel
Ashmantle:
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169:
thank you sarah
Anubis169: !store
LRRbot:
The LoadingReadyRun store has returned! Merch selection is currently limited but there is more on the way. Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy a thing or two!
ContingentCat:
Thanks Ian, Angel, and Beej 
margieargie: I technically have you on my third screen, but that's my TV so I think it balances out?
NotCainNorAbel gifted 6 months of Tier 1 to avjamethyst. They've gifted 517 months in the channel!
LRRbot:
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Challis2070: Gooooood night
TheAinMAP:
xantos69:
50 Bits
Anubis169: giftysub
Anubis169: congrats you have LRR emotes now
Juliamon: it happens to a lot of us
DeM0nFiRe:
MacbethSeemsSus:
IanAllenBird: lmao
e_bloc: so good, so good
ratbabyonline: choose a random chatter
ratbabyonline: give them a sub
Sarah_Serinde: I mean Ian does also have a stream
e_bloc: I thought wheeler only accepted $5 live
Anubis169: !schedule
Challis2070: Spin wheel of random home streams, adn go with that?
Juliamon: Beautiful
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (17:52 from now).
margieargie:
Juliamon: There's the carousel, at least
ratbabyonline: @e_bloc see ive been carrying $5 around vic the last few times ive been but i havent seen him
e_bloc: ravagan's red, thalia's white ...
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spethycakes: @e_bloc we're ever forward / learning out of spite
e_bloc: @spethycakes flawless
ErynTzun: Grey HAM
spethycakes:
fudged the meter a bit but close enough
ErynTzun: until the RV falls into the sea
MacbethSeemsSus: Hopefully this Send Codes will be less debilitating
Vinewood_OG: Puff puff crash
lamina5432: if adam is also not sick
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
Anubis169:
ContingentCat: Oooo
Vinewood_OG: Wooooo
Dog_of_Myth:
ErynTzun:
Anubis169:
MacbethSeemsSus:
IanAllenBird:
ghyllnox:
LithelyUnshod:
Challis2070: Beej was not prepared!
ErynTzun: Push the Button Frank! Which button?
margieargie:
TheAinMAP:
Mai_Andra: but i haven't had a chance to play Lorwyn yet...
Sarah_Serinde:
TheMerricat: I know I subbed
spethycakes:
SnackPak_: I believe in Beej
Dog_of_Myth:
ritchards: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Challis2070: Yes, yes we can hear that
DeM0nFiRe: Oh yeah we can hear that
Anubis169: Yup we can
ghyllnox: Sure can
spethycakes: oh yes
Strebenherz: God bless the off screen screaming
Thefluffiestguineapig:
tidehollowcat: We sure can
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep
ErynTzun: It's funnier Off Mic
Juliamon: You need to reset the timestamp for it or something
ContingentCat: We hear that yes
RainyMint: Sure can
e_bloc: somewhere, a chill runs down Paul's spine
JKBalch: We can hear him, bless Beej's heart
BlueChloroplast:
TheNerdWonder: we hear the panic, if not the content
Strebenherz: Beej if you see this the off mic screaming is hilarious
Vinewood_OG: Cool bit
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
Anubis169: I can hear it in UK without needing the stream
ErynTzun: The pointy end goes in the puppet man
Challis2070: Arm surgery sometime for him.
Challis2070: Oh dear.
MacbethSeemsSus: "This hole was made for me"
Challis2070: NO!
IanAllenBird: obscene
Sarah_Serinde: Ian not on stream
ErynTzun: oh nooooo IAN
spethycakes: IAN
Dog_of_Myth: IAN
ritchards: I saw that Kermit thing
wedge_x: are we on the right side of the watershed for this?
e_bloc:
lamina5432: no that is specifically holy
Sarah_Serinde:
ghyllnox: @wedge_x Unfortunately not, you'd have to clip it
Anubis169:
Juliamon: There was a cheat sheet somewhere for this
rosesmcgee:
A peak behind the curtain: 
Uniclonus: And this is why documentation and diagrams are important
MacbethSeemsSus: There are 2.5 people who can work the booth
spethycakes: what about the cotlet?
ErynTzun: Baleeted!
e_bloc: okay everyone who subbed shout yourself out
ErynTzun: Where's the TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES sign? lol
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm just expecting the stream to abruptly start
Juliamon: You can also just read off from lrrbot
MacbethSeemsSus: stop*
Sarah_Serinde:
I mean you could also go to LRRbot and...yeah that
ErynTzun: Sure do it the old fashioned way!
Anubis169: LRRbot keeps a log
e_bloc: e_bloc beej bits
Dog_of_Myth:
IanAllenBird: I can say my own name right now regardless
ErynTzun: My name is actually Error Sun >_>
LiveFaust: "If you subscribed, scream really loud, ok."
e_bloc: that was from Cori's stream
e_bloc: but no harm no foul
Juliamon: oh no, people got recognized twice, that never happens naturally due to Twitch glitches
Sarah_Serinde:
Good job Beej 
Anubis169:
Thank you Beej
IanAllenBird: o7
IanAllenBird:
spethycakes:
ErynTzun:
Clap
MacbethSeemsSus:
Anubis169:
Thank you Angel & Ian
Juliamon:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
wedge_x:
Anubis169:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Ashmantle:
LordZarano:
ritchards: now can Beej find the off button?
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
LordZarano:
Erika is 
live
niccus: the booth, the inner sock of streaming
LordZarano:
And so 
is Matt
Anubis169: Can Bartleby puppet himself? Does this make him a self-sustaining character?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So is Heather!
Anubis169:
Thank you chat for being cool
Juliamon: So many streaming options!
MacbethSeemsSus: Make to properly dispose of the leftover Bartleby
DigitalSeahorse: aww dang I missed it
DigitalSeahorse: were they able to save his brain?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Anubis169:
he had a good upgrade 
Juliamon: they were, but opted to use a fresh brain anyway
Anubis169: the old brain was a bit... used...
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: in the end, it was successful
Juliamon: it got pretty dicey at parts
Juliamon: a needle went rogue
Anubis169:
i've gotta learn that stitch
DigitalSeahorse:
plague doctor approves
Juliamon: things were attached backwards
Juliamon: but nothing a professional like Angel couldn't handle
DigitalSeahorse: his nurse like many nurses is an Angel
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