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Mangledpixel: silent intro!
ikiusen_: muted intro?
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pleonasticTautology: someone cast silence i guess
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pleonasticTautology: !card silence
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pleonasticTautology: there
DylPage: No red/white overlay either
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
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Juliamon: Last night's intro was muted too
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Juliamon: I wonder if Paul secretly sings the intros live
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jacqui_lantern234:
WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY 
MegaDosX: !card revel in silence
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Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 heya jacqui
RockPusher: Funpuff Intro: Take 1! *clap*
Mangledpixel: nope
ArtOfStuttering: YUP!
TheWriterAleph: uhhhh
MegaDosX: Briefly
SAJewers: almosty
Dog_of_Myth: Hold
pleonasticTautology: had it for a sec
Juliamon: Oh, he got the overlay working... and the music almost
ItsThugDimmadome: Hadi t for a sec
Strebenherz: Intro's a bit bugged
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ArtOfStuttering: For a split second there at least.
RockPusher: okay, okay, we're making progress
davkmo: moments of audio
Mangledpixel: and we can hear mics
dumbo3k: Also we can hear room audio
Uniclonus: Can hear mics but not the intro music
MegaDosX: We can hear you but it's quiet
Strebenherz: OH IT WAS VDAY THEMED
Foxmar320: Uhhhh
pleonasticTautology: lmao
TheWriterAleph: itty bit
Mangledpixel: mics are quiet though
Dog_of_Myth: Very low
Foxmar320: Mics are SUPER low
MegaDosX: Mics are very quiet
ArtOfStuttering: This sounds like the room mic is on but not the personal mics
hallowentaco: I’m subbed
ItsThugDimmadome: Ok it's not just me
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: hahahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe:
IbunWest:
Foxmar320: Oh thats all messed up
ikiusen_: clap
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ikiusen_: Clap
jacqui_lantern234:
plaidanddrpepper: fair
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DragaFireHawk: 10/10 no notes
Uniclonus: Someone better be recording this for future use
RockPusher: Perfect. No Notes.
MegaDosX: Perfection
TheWriterAleph: broadcast professionalism, folks
oneala: this is gonna win a Tony.
Strebenherz: 10/10
ikiusen_: Clap Clap
jacqui_lantern234:
FLAWLESS
Aceviru:
e_bloc: nailed it
Juliamon: Oh, there's everyone's volume
KWardJenx: Bravo!!!
LSRubin: that needs to be the theme music from now on tbh
Mindfire13: Keep that for the vod
couchboyj:
Mangledpixel:
RockPusher: hahahahaha
MegaDosX: Clap for Beej
NotCainNorAbel:
dumbo3k:
Beej
Juliamon: !lovebeej
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ikiusen_: Beej MVP!!
luke__mtg: Clap
Mangledpixel: !lovebeej
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Chat loves Beej and I love Beej
RockPusher: !lovebeej
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Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
Dog_of_Myth: Chat loves Beej
Diabore: Lets go beej!
e_bloc: lonely singles in your area
TrentSSB: BEEJ POG
phoenixfeather14: Yay Beej!
Aceviru:
Beej
pleonasticTautology: YAY BEEJ
plaidanddrpepper: Beej nice to be
Aarek:
LSRubin: level 5 superjudges deserve our respect
Jadaris: volume super low or just me?
jacqui_lantern234:
fun fact: ive startled half the people at the table with how loud i scream! 
oneala: beej!! ❤️🤍
Rei_Zayaki: boros my beloved
Plasterboard:
Beej
ArtOfStuttering: You're doing great Beej! Now turn up the vocal volume
e_bloc:
666 thank you Beej
Kazman20a:
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
Juliamon: Graham is a little low still?
pleonasticTautology: be nice to beej because you can become beej at any moment
Simonark: Beej CAN just put a big black rectangle over James at any time…
Diabore: I wont
Sorator13: eyy, right on time! Hi friends!
KnifeRollinaBakery: Yeah volume is wonky, technical term
phoenixfeather14: volume is very low. It would be great if we could get that bumped up
RockPusher: Also, new merch!
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DylPage: But all of these decks are less than three < 3
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Aceviru: Will there be pizza?
jvetting83: TMNT VOs?
Mangledpixel: tumbly mumbly numbly turbles
Aceviru: Oooooh
Juliamon: !store
pleonasticTautology:
raulghoulia: panalysts tomorrow
Juliamon: Remember CUP? It's back, in Panalysts form!
Mr_Bitterness: Panalysts!
ItsThugDimmadome: HELL YEAH
e_bloc: holy shit I missed that
WriterRaven flops into chat
e_bloc: that's the best news ever
JDMan94: Oh since my Checkpoint mug died, I might get a Panalysts mug...
Blip2004: Can we get the volume up? it is very quiet
Mangledpixel: toucan scarf?
KWardJenx: Is it Christmas already? So much bounty!
Juliamon: Blip2004 The audio is going up and down
HadesLeprechaun: toucan scarf
MegaDosX: Bold move
Juliamon: And there's a bundle deal for both scarf and toque!
RockPusher:
Jordynne keeping the islanders alive
frozenphoenix7: My friends who went were so cold
Sorator13: Hmm, not sure I'm familiar with generic ass-vans
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LithelyUnshod: Walking in the snow is fine if you know how
ContingentCat: About that yup
Diabore: Yeaaaaah salt lines are a common sight in ontario
Sorator13:
NotCainNorAbel: mug get!
phoenixfeather14: oh, yes. Ontario salts the roads constantly!
Strebenherz: And mug buy thank you for mentioning the store
pleonasticTautology: paws
IbunWest:
but not these paws
MegaDosX: Ben can work his magic
Dread_Pirate_Westley: My system volume is currently up about 20 points.
e_bloc: turn do but for what
Diabore: !store
LithelyUnshod: @phoenixfeather14 Kitchener has a shortage! it sucks!
Th3Hypn0Toad: The boys sound fine to me
DiabolicMelon: lets go
Plasterboard: There we go
KaleidoscopeMind: hole!
aerohydra: there it is
WokenClick: muuuch better
TheWriterAleph: better!
ArtOfStuttering: love it
KaleidoscopeMind: oh clearer
aitsu100: much better
MrSarkhan: Oh that's much better
Mr_Bitterness: Much better!
AugmentingPath: good and loud
phoenixfeather14: so much better!
frozenphoenix7: That's some sound
Ryenji: yay!
pleonasticTautology: oh much better
northos: sounds!
RockPusher: That mixing seems characterful on a good day - I feel for Beej
MegaDosX: Much better
ChaoticObserver: Mug mug mug mug Mug mug mug mug
wertyy42: so much better
CodenameBluebird1: yeah it does sound surprisingly low in my end.
Khalstrom: louder
WriterRaven: Infinitely better.
e_bloc: you are in my brain
Sorator13: Way better!
ChaoticObserver: Much better
superdude097: Much better for me
Aceviru: Let's gooooo
CaptainSpam: MUCH improved!
Kazman20a: so much better
CodenameBluebird1: ooooohhhh much better!
KaleidoscopeMind: MUG
DeM0nFiRe: MUG
Blip2004: its almost the same volume as youtube
circusofkirkus: that is a phone
ZoinksScoob78: 110% Better
Justinthomasmm: very good!!
RELDnahcire: much better
northos: mug, via phone
WriterRaven: Panalyst mug! =D
TuckstheRulesLawyer: louder and clearer
Dog_of_Myth: Mug is nice
MrSarkhan: I turned my audio down from 100 to 50 lol
Juliamon: Excellent, almost too loud (but that's much more fixable on our end)
MegaDosX: Graham's mugging the camera
ZoinksScoob78: MUG
aitsu100: muglesists
UnknownFriday: Mug!
oneala: oh yes! there we go!
NotCainNorAbel: fuzzy mug
oneala: mug!
ItsThugDimmadome: Ow my freakin' ears!
KnifeRollinaBakery: It's like I took the ear plugs out
CodenameBluebird1: I need that mug!
Sorator13: yeah, I just turned my volume from like 50 to like 20, lol
ContingentCat: Sounds good to me
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Aceviru: Hahaha hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: LOL
oneala: OH YEA
Mr_Bitterness: Tom Cardy is an Australian treasure
MegaDosX: In the before times
Juliamon: We're talking, like, Season 3
e_bloc: wait I can get a mug, a toque and a scarf for $80?
RockPusher:
Those are called adverts, Serge
IbunWest: Hang on I think Serge is onto something with this advertising thing
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flatluigi: happy valentines day i hope you're all going to smooch your cards
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noSmokeFire: forget love languages, merch languages are the new hotness
DeM0nFiRe:
Sorator13:
oh, is that what the rainbow t-shirts short was about?
e_bloc: 2020 was 13 years ago
RockPusher:
Sorator13:
Dog_of_Myth: Rip Ben
e_bloc: now kiss
RockPusher: hahahahahaha
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
NotCainNorAbel: hahaha
pleonasticTautology: asdjgbkndffsm
Aceviru: Haha
MrSarkhan: The curse continues!
oneala: poor Ben!!
frozenphoenix7: In the before times, when dinosaurs walked the earth, Bartleby had yet to spawn on this mortal realm, and James had yet to be cursed by the land witch
flatluigi: so do we want to implement the scry rule
CodenameBluebird1: the curse continues!
flatluigi: do the scry rule!
Uniclonus: It's like how Wheeler never wins the die roll on North100
raulghoulia: and they floated gristlebrand might come back
MegaDosX: Today in some places in the world
Rei_Zayaki: Boros is my favourite colour combination so I love this
EvilBadman: Ben he just knows to sit to your left to be audible
e_bloc: its called random seating
MegaDosX: Ooooh
Dog_of_Myth:
ItsThugDimmadome:
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Evochron13: hooray
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oneala: 😂😂😂
Sorator13:
In committed relationships with people NOT at this table, worth noting
e_bloc: all I want is . . .
noSmokeFire: valentine's day is for couples, friday the 13th is for bros
e_bloc: !card anarchy
LRRbot: Anarchy [2RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all white permanents.
MegaDosX: Wow
Th3Hypn0Toad: The last player gets a copy of biorythm into their deck
Aceviru: Lmao
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
KWardJenx: Yeah, on Friday the 13th. Perfectly schemed
MrSarkhan: LMAO
Sorator13: WOW
RockPusher: James gonna beep beep
ThingsOnMyStream:
one of my favorite tshirt ads is Andy cradling a tshirt and saying "For the price of one very expensive cup of coffee, you can adopt a tshirt"
aitsu100: does it have kitchen finks
RayFK: Serge what the ACTUAL FUCK
RayFK: So rude
e_bloc: this is so sweet if backhanded
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival [RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | Thopters you control have haste. / Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
MegaDosX: Oh interesting
ContingentCat: Ooooo
MrSarkhan: Thop-thops!
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Aceviru: Fly me to the moon
e_bloc: and the fliers can fly over the flood
aitsu100: dice trick time
oneala: that’ll be plenty 🫡
aitsu100: lol
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
MWGNZ:
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
hidingbox: Classic James
neisan2112: LMAOOO
Sorator13: Delegation is important!
ChaoticObserver: I mean, being honest
RockPusher: James mastered the art of outsourcing
circusofkirkus: is this the Commander equivalent of last minute Walmart flowers?
MegaDosX: Ajani?
e_bloc: know your strengths
MegaDosX: Oh boy
KaleidoscopeMind: kitty!?
hidingbox: ah
neisan2112: OH GOD
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger (front: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah) | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | [+2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Cat you control. / [0]: Create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. When you do, if you control a red permanent other than Ajani, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to any target. / [−4]: Each opponent chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, t…
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
MegaDosX: This card's bananas guys
flatluigi: ah yes, the most balanced ajani
WriterRaven: kbibity!
e_bloc: that sweet, you got Beej something: extra work
DiabolicMelon: the most fun ajani hell yeah
aitsu100: big gay kings?
MegaDosX: Iroh?
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, you create a Treasure token.
pleonasticTautology:
IbunWest: Does Ajani have a red white commander identity?
aitsu100: ooo Zidane
DiabolicMelon: who doesnt like a good cataclysm
MrSarkhan: Zidane!
e_bloc: hell yeah
fracassio: the footballer?
frozenphoenix7: @IbunWest Yes. Back side is Red/White
MegaDosX: Oh fantastic
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
jacqui_lantern234:
famous French football star Zinedine Zidane!!!
e_bloc: !card harmless offering
LRRbot: Harmless Offering [2R] | Sorcery | Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.
pleonasticTautology: lmao
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
cmdrzellgaudis watched 40 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
frozenphoenix7: Hope RW Iroh is in there.
CodenameBluebird1: of course Graham gifts a FF deck lol
MegaDosX: TRIPLE?!?
oneala: @e_bloc the tea master!
Anubis169: ooo, Magic The Lovening
LSRubin: hell yeah, i've got a Zidane deck, one of my recent favorites
RockPusher: thiccc
MegaDosX: Jesus Graham don't startle us like that
TheWriterAleph: happy valentine's day!
RayFK: Hell yeah Ben
RockPusher: Give the gift of thicc this valentines
e_bloc: that deck ain't sneaking up on anyone
RayFK: I see what you did there
LSRubin:
although mine sounds meaner
Shadowsoflife: I have cat themed life gain deck a copy from my life gain deck with a cat sub type
MegaDosX: This deck sounds goofy, I love it
EvilBadman: "It"s so thicc and I don't know why" That's Valentine's Day baybee
Dread_Pirate_Westley: R/U Lands?
aitsu100: Food
flatluigi: is serge on land destruction
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
flatluigi: oh okay, food
e_bloc: imo thats the best kind of commander deck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: R/W Lands, rather.
aitsu100: Losbster MAN
Juliamon: We literally cookin
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth:
flatluigi: LOBSTER MAN
MegaDosX: Zoidberg time
e_bloc: let Serge cook
MrSarkhan: Lobster time!
letsbelgo: give em the lobsta
KaleidoscopeMind: is he likes facets?
Shurtal: That one gut doesn't have ALL the Lobsters?
MegaDosX: Is Ragost gonna eat an Embercleave?
Mindfire13: Thats a cool deck
e_bloc: I'm going to attack you with a hot dog cart
MrSarkhan: Dang all of these sounds great.
RockPusher: Serge gonna shrimp fry this rice and his opponents
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!
pleonasticTautology: !card hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I was about to say about the myr
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ThankYouUro: Will you be my Borostine?
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Mangledpixel: Ben, did you put... THAT card in?
Shadowsoflife: ^
Voidhawk42: Ragost is going to cook a Jitte
Sorator13: What is Serge's sweet bippy, and does it violate TOS?
jacqui_lantern234:
so Ben's gift was the worst MtG card ever? 
EvilBadman:
Ben snuck in two Hover Myr
A_NO0B: Cant wait for serge to enlightened tutor for hover myr
Mangledpixel:
e_bloc: valid
loufghyslaufey: He did?
loufghyslaufey: What?
Mai_Andra: On tonight's stream, we teach how to shuffle a 100-card deck somehow...
pleonasticTautology: i'm on team disagree
loufghyslaufey: That can't be valid!
MegaDosX: Wow, saying you disagree on the internet, brave choice
ContingentCat: Yeah that'll do it
MrSarkhan: I also disagree with changing the hybrid rules.
CaptainSpam: Wait... he DISAGREES?!? STONE HIM!!!!
frameshifty: I super agree, but I don't care that hard about it
aitsu100: both things can be correct
oneala: likewise. hybrid makes things more confusing I feel like.
e_bloc: the best thing is if you play with friends it doesnt matter what anyone else says
nymistrya: Opinions? Others than mine? Get him!
loufghyslaufey: Disagree out of context, or....??
RockPusher:
Graham keeps making the mistake of having a measured opinion on the Internet
aitsu100: it will prob never change
Aceviru: I'm on team: let's have fun
MegaDosX: Preach Serge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't really care, but don't change for the sake of change.
Th3Hypn0Toad: Smoothing out everything in MTG makes it worse not better.
RockPusher: Is just a game! Y U hef to be so mad?
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, changing the hybrid mana rule fundamentally ruins the point of commander
Juliamon: My opinion is "this format's a mess anyway, this is the least controversial change that could have happened"
raulghoulia: as a lark someone made 5 color mono green deck with all hybrid cards
loufghyslaufey: So no hybrid cards in mono coloured commanders? Gotcha. Was that the jist you disagreed on, Graham?
oneala: @raulghoulia I’m sure it was a monster.
Aceviru: Yeah...
LSRubin: yeah, i think it wouldn't ruin the format at all, but it's also like... you have thousands of mono-red cards available to you, from the whole history of the game, for a casual format... why do we need this?
spawnofhastur: i don't particularly enjoy playing commander so my opinion is: "just do the rules you want in your playgroup"
pleonasticTautology: @loufghyslaufey i mean more like. no hybrid that includes a color that's outside the commander's colors
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themercenary1987: Really enjoy red white especially the "punch yourself" cards
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JDMan94: Exactly
JDMan94: 100% agree
loufghyslaufey: Somewhat waiting on that "In-Universe" Jin Sakai, Gavin!
fracassio: I don't even like "out of color" fetches in a deck
themercenary1987: PREACH
e_bloc: I agree, and I also think if you want to play with it, there is always rule 0
Sorator13: I see both arguments. I'm inclined to agree more with G's view, but I don't have strong feelings either way.
phoenixfeather14: why does the stream keep cutting back to the "It's go time" screen?
loufghyslaufey: Or dungeons....
Sorator13: "the author is dead" etc. etc.
loufghyslaufey: Or roles....
pleonasticTautology: @phoenixfeather14 it isn't for me?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The intent of the designers of EDH is known.
Juliamon: phoenixfeather14 Twitch just does that sometimes, refreshing helps
Uniclonus: If you're going to let two-color hybrid in like that, then you should also be letting in the colorless hybrid and phyrexian mana cards
Strebenherz: James' land curse going hard today
flatluigi: @phoenixfeather14 try refreshing, feels like it's on your end
ancientspark: I'm in favor of loosening the hybrid rules, but the designer intent argument is the worst argument and they shot themselves in the foot with it
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Juliamon: (I think it's a Firefox bug)
HadesLeprechaun: I think the thing is that, red elemental blast WILL hit your izzet hybrid card
e_bloc: wait Serge did you put basics in
loufghyslaufey: Or... Garth One-Eyed "spell copies?" What am I missing without getting into Alchemy on Arena?
IbunWest: I didn't even know yuo could do off color fetches.
IbunWest: I assumed you couldn't.
Mai_Andra: hybrid mana can be paid with either color. It makes sense the card can be used in a deck of either color.
Cjcaesar: I don't care either way, just change the weird technical exception for extort
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: ivan drawgo
LRRbot: Volcanic Fissure (front: Sundering Eruption) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
loufghyslaufey: But hey, a three mana modal "counterspell" or draw two is based. Right chat?
superdude097: Moxfield will say 99 in the Main Deck because it doesn't count the Commander as being in the "Main Deck"
Aceviru: Haha
DeM0nFiRe:
Sorator13:
aitsu100: super judge says no
Khalstrom: We can see your shame!
pleonasticTautology: @Cjcaesar i mean, that's not technical, it's that it's in the reminder text; it applies to firebending too
Fruan: @Cjcaesar That'll never happen, because it'll mess up Firebending and Trinisphere too.
LRRbot: Restless Bivouac | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}{R}{W}: This land becomes a 2/2 red and white Ox creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / Whenever this land attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Mai_Andra:
pad sighted 
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
loufghyslaufey: Oh, & Supreme Will
e_bloc: I like to think !card decree of annihilation
oneala: insurrection?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, & Thassa's Intervention
e_bloc: !card decree of annihilation
LRRbot: Decree of Annihilation [8RR] | Sorcery | Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands. / Cycling {5}{R}{R} / When you cycle this card, destroy all lands.
TrentSSB: I think it's Warp World
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
IntegralHamster: Avacyn
e_bloc: vending machine is so sick in Ragost
aitsu100: metal poster cards im hoping
RockPusher:
A refreshing drink and a new piece of currency‽
Dog_of_Myth: I love bringing out the weird cards in commander
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Sorator13: to be fair, Adam committed far worse crimes last week
Aceviru: He's doing it!!!
aitsu100: all the rocks
pleonasticTautology: RAMP!?
WriterRaven: FROOT FROOT
LSRubin: good god man
hidingbox: Serge is doing the thing! Get him!
pleonasticTautology: he's ramping, get him!
raulghoulia: max speed
oneala: 😳😳😳
CastleOtranto: Choo choo
LRRbot: Inspiring Vantage | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
loufghyslaufey: Two-Headed-Mmanders!?
e_bloc: decent hand
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival [RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | Thopters you control have haste. / Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
IntegralHamster: Where is null rod when you need it
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Blow the dust off that one Graham
Aceviru: Mmm that's a fine card
DMGlol: the og disenchant art
oneala: nice
LithelyUnshod: Looks like Alpha corners
loufghyslaufey: Seems "baked," Beta
Mr_Bitterness: that Disenchant has seen the world
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
aitsu100: hell yeah
pleonasticTautology: JEALOUS
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
e_bloc: they are real good
MegaDosX: Card reader is having a time tonight
flatluigi: did beej refresh properly
RockPusher: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
e_bloc: it's Beejmander
pleonasticTautology: LOL
MegaDosX: lmao gottem
WriterRaven: OUR joke, comedyrade.
LRRbot: Rugged Prairie | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R/W}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{W}, or {W}{W}.
letsbelgo: skill issue
loufghyslaufey:
Wait. But if Ben plays all the basic "Goat" mountains, does he win the game? 
KWardJenx: Friday the 13th edition of Beej-lander!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He's the co-President. He gets to steal jokes.
LRRbot: Arcbound Tracker [2R] | Artifact Creature — Dog [0/0] | Menace / Modular 2 / Whenever you cast a spell other than your first spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
pleonasticTautology: DOGGY
WriterRaven takes a small bow and returns to lurking
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
aitsu100: arc woof
e_bloc: whats the creature type
Khalstrom: Weird weird
MegaDosX: The card reader is disobeying because its master is not here
circusofkirkus: the sabotage switch
Dog_of_Myth:
offbeatwitch: that's paul's job security
MrSarkhan:
LSRubin: man, all these commanders are less than 3 years old, i was kinda counting on Wheeler to bring some hipster nonsense like Anax and Cymede
Mindfire13: Beej not at fault. Paul is a techno-wizard
DMGlol: thats exactly what's happening, the secret of the IT guy
Aceviru: The equipment loves Paul too much.
RockPusher: Paul was around during Chillpoint
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
e_bloc: Paul is always watching
Aarek: Is this the experimental branch of the card reader and not the release branch?
Blip2004: is the ipad always in that spot? could be messing with the camera
LRRbot: Thopter Engineer [2R] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Artifact creatures you control have haste.
JKBalch: Beej does not have the respect and fear of technology like Paul does
A_NO0B: The job security switch?
flatluigi: these thopters have double haste
loufghyslaufey: And if Paul "unionizes"? While he's away?
WriterRaven: The thoptening has begun...
RockPusher:
Though if he is under the weather I hope he is getting proper rest 
LoadingReadyRun: I have the aura that ruins technology. It's why I worked in Desktop Support for so many years.
PorpoisesUnknown: stares in HUMBLE DEFECTOR
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger (front: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah) | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | [+2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Cat you control. / [0]: Create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. When you do, if you control a red permanent other than Ajani, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to any target. / [−4]: Each opponent chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, t…
MegaDosX: m e o w
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
EvilBadman: @loadingreadyrun But also that aura fixes things when someone writes a ticket about it and you just show up
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mindfire13: Ajani or the 2/1 token
Shadowsoflife: yes
aitsu100: at leas tits not Ocolot Pride
wertyy42: my friends and i call this the politics of the second game lol
PorpoisesUnknown: Ajani already died in the story Serge. Hasn't he suffered enough
e_bloc: !card Bucknard's Everfull Purse
LRRbot: Bucknard's Everfull Purse [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Roll a d4 and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.
ekplayscards:
HEY GAMERS
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
offbeatwitch: it's detecting it because it's posting in chat
loufghyslaufey: Serge Yager; confirmed "cat disser"
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival [RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | Thopters you control have haste. / Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
flatluigi: it seems like it's recognizing it but the image isn't loading
RockPusher: I think it might just be having failures on image loading
PorpoisesUnknown: I'm also a fan of Space-ics
LRRbot: Kirol, Attentive First-Year [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/3] | Tap two untapped creatures you control: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only once each turn.
aitsu100: Kirol my boy
ekplayscards: kirol is a hoss
WokenClick: It seems like it's grabbing the right card, just failing to load the image. I think it has loaded after a few seconds on a few
neisan2112: I got 2 of him in my Prerelease. Couldn't play it
Juliamon: yeah, it looks like the image is just displaying as a horizontal line
theamc2000: seeing modern play Kirol
ekplayscards: okay but what if we DID do crimes
northos: Serge already did his crimes for this game
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon there's a broken image icon in the very left of the line
RockPusher:
Card reader literally going 
LRRbot: Spectator Seating | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
wertyy42: inventors unfair!
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
Gooseblast: We are all criminals, hypothetically
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Does that make "Chat" a co-pilot on "tech"? (The Mods mostly?)
DeM0nFiRe:
Juliamon: loufghyslaufey Oh, we are not at all helpful
MegaDosX: I mean
MegaDosX: Where's the lie?
Juliamon: we can't tell Beej what to do
ekplayscards: GASP
Juliamon: because we don't know either
e_bloc: enjoy the simplicity sounds like a jobjob poster
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Ben I was just typing that, you stole my joke
LRRbot: Patrolling Peacemaker [2W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [0/0] | This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever an opponent commits a crime, proliferate.
LoadingReadyRun: Oh I want that Juliamon message in the QDB.
oneala: just watched that deck this out where they talked about that. Aaron’s deck was dope!!
e_bloc: I love this card
ekplayscards: ooooooo olivia loves this one. doesn't stop the crime. makes the crime worse. LOL
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc et
MegaDosX: etc
DeM0nFiRe:
Aarek:
flatluigi: proliferate EVERY time?
MegaDosX: I should get one of these for my Dyadrine deck
e_bloc: I will not rest until they print FIsto
LoadingReadyRun: Paul has supplied me with a fix. And you'll only know if it worked if you can't tell that it worked.
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
ProcyonFlynn:
@e_bloc And plenty of people won't be able to rest after
LRRbot: Pia and Kiran Nalaar [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.
JDMan94: And Chandra drives a Subaru
adept_nekomancer: Pia's Kia (vehicle)
MegaDosX: Serge has all the mana, James has all the permanents
Spades_Slicc: Chandra clearly drives a Yamaha
northos: one must imagine James happy
Mindfire13: I thought Chandra drives a Nissan?
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
ekplayscards: NOT RUINED
pleonasticTautology: EYYYY
MegaDosX: Woo!
Dog_of_Myth: BEEJ
Shadowsoflife: Chandra has a car?
MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul
e_bloc: Beej Beej Beej's advice from Paul Paul Paul
PorpoisesUnknown: Paul still a wizard confirmed
flatluigi: @Shadowsoflife that's where she keeps her ignition
Orestes290: Our fix comrade
Aceviru: Teamwork makes the dream work
MegaDosX: It's the police
Shadowsoflife: @flatluigi ha
MegaDosX: ACAB, but the card is sick
e_bloc: if you sigh heavily thats also a crime
Khalstrom: Basically if you target
ekplayscards: isn't counterspelling also a crime?
Mindfire13: Or their spells and abilities
mrfluffenstuff: ajani passes the vanilla test ill say thar
JDMan94: I, too, would like to crime
LSRubin: move to crime step
LRRbot: Mizzium Mortars [1R] | Sorcery | Mizzium Mortars deals 4 damage to target creature you don't control. / Overload {3}{R}{R}{R}
Spades_Slicc: Overloading Cyclonic Rift isn't a crime
mrfluffenstuff: mhm
e_bloc: trigger
MegaDosX: Oh no
Sorator13: uh oh
PorpoisesUnknown: the lobster don't play
northos: secret each
MegaDosX: Bruh
Sorator13: oh, okay, that was less bad than I thought
Mindfire13: You built the deck, Ben
MegaDosX: Ozolith also interacts interestingly with modular
MrSarkhan: It's so spicy
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TheWriterAleph: dude did that lobster just eat the cop robot
MegaDosX: Like it's good with counters obviously but the modular trigger also happens separately
LRRbot: Axgard Armory | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{R}{R}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Aura card and/or an Equipment card, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
mrfluffenstuff: ajani flipping itself by watching a multiversal version of itself die is at least a Flavor Wim
e_bloc: @TheWriterAleph ACAB
flatluigi: !card ragast deft gastronaut
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mindfire13: Ragost is ACAB confirmed
Sapphic_Shenanigans: That lobster is SERVING
wertyy42: good lobster acab
flatluigi: !card ragast, deft gastronaut
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LSRubin: ACAD = all cops are delicious
flatluigi: :T
TheWriterAleph: All Cops Are Breakfast
ekplayscards: I knew Ragost was dope for a reason
Sorator13: I believe G, Ben, and James ate the robot cop. Which was painful and hurt them.
MegaDosX: I'd be interested to know if anyone has ever beaten someone with commander damage from Ajani
Mindfire13: !card Ragost
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
flatluigi: oh the overlay's misspelt that does it
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, you create a Treasure token.
PorpoisesUnknown: Deuce thefts
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Sorator13: and then everyone else should have 3 from Serge, right?
RockPusher: Tracking how much specifically each commander had done to specifically each opponent
MegaDosX: Stay on target, stay on target
flatluigi: @Sorator13 commander damage is combat damage i'm pretty sure
dolphgrim: Oh no. Beej is learning mtg rules. The more he learns, the more his level 6 judge powers fade! 😦😦😦
MegaDosX: @flatluigi This is correct
MegaDosX: Commander damage only happens from combat damage
Sorator13: Ah, thanks!
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
offbeatwitch: beej does his best
KaleidoscopeMind:
!
e_bloc: when Paul asks for a raise next week he just turns this stream into a powerpoint
MegaDosX: If it were noncombat damage too some commanders would be unreasonably busted
Sorator13: \o/
phoenixfeather14: Beej! Beej!
UnknownFriday: BEEJ BEEJ
oneala: BEEJ!!!!!
MegaDosX: No if the cat dies this turn Ajani can't flip
EvilBadman: Ruleswise, Beej, when someone takes 21 damage from a single commander, they also get eliminated regardless of their life total
MegaDosX: That's so sick
superdude097: Cat is still tapped
northos: Graham's cat is tapped I believe
LoadingReadyRun: @EvilBadman Beiieve me when I say, I will not remember that and in the practical sense, I barely care. ^)_(^
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Perfectly normal human Serge sounds
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun Yes, we have met
Sorator13: again, we don't talk about the cappuccino aging in Serge's attic
LoadingReadyRun: IT's more about me understanding how this interface works to display the Cdmg.
MegaDosX: Valid, Beej
e_bloc: coming up in store dot loadingreadyrun, the sounds of serge
LoadingReadyRun: @EvilBadman *handshakes*
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
flatluigi: we could maybe just ignore commander damage this game
ekplayscards: BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
xVoxtric: No it's way more entertaining watching Beej toil
Manitu_25: BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
MegaDosX: I won my second ever commander game with commander damage
PorpoisesUnknown: BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
pleonasticTautology: BEEJ
e_bloc: just let chat do it, we always count right
pleonasticTautology: @flatluigi okay ben brode
phoenixfeather14: Yay Beej!
MegaDosX: Oh yeah Nelson punched you in the fact with the giant robot
MegaDosX: face*
e_bloc: that moment was great
flatluigi: congrats on getting liberated ben
MegaDosX: I got someone with three hits from Maelstrom Wanderer
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
ekplayscards: i have edited 180 commander games in my career and it has mattered MAYBE once.
HadesLeprechaun: I have seen Commander damage matter a lot, but I play a lot of voltron
LRRbot: Chief of the Foundry [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
MegaDosX:
It is worth noting that yes, commander damage doesn't come up often, but yes, it's good to have in the game in the event someone explodes in life total so you can actually still have a chance 
e_bloc: sharing is caring
Jensling: My one attempt at "Duel" commander was an Oujutai deck that aimed to win via commander damage, it was quite good at it
flatluigi: oh i agree that commander damage is always worth tracking, just maybe in this specific case we could save beej the effort
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert this land: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
Ukon_Cairns: its neat that it can matter. its also nice that its usually easier to track in the games that do care about it (voltron) its unfortunate busy work in the majority of games where it doesnt matter tho.
codatski: For a little while I kept my local playgroup honest with a Bruna, Light of Alabaster Voltron deck. Lots of Commander damage kills that year
Juliamon: Commander damage is the emergency valve. You don't usually need it, but when you need it you N E E D it
e_bloc: if we just put chat in charge of commander damage what could go wrong
oneala: chat has never been wrong about anything ever lol
LoadingReadyRun: @flatluigi It's not much effort; it's more about understanding the interface. And we'll get there, the more I practice it.
JDMan94: What an absolute muppet
MWGNZ:
dasdardly: noooooooooooooooo
e_bloc:
Strebenherz: OH NO
Fruan: Oh myyyyy
Dog_of_Myth: YESSSSS
LRRbot: Thieves' Auction [4RRR] | Sorcery | Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.
flatluigi: oh NOOO
Mustang_Redcloak: Oh no
LSRubin: omg
one_last_time_: Oh boy
e_bloc: oh dear god
LSRubin: see you in an hour lmao
flatluigi: including LANDS
e_bloc: thank you mercadian masques
Fruan: Including lands!
Manitu_25: oh boooii
oneala: yessssss!!!!
theambivalentagender: OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS CARD
adept_nekomancer: Wait, are we drafting during the game?
dasdardly: good night
RockPusher: Paul only has so much time so we get overlay bells and whistles and japes to make for a good show but maybe not fully sanded edges for the person operating it
RayFK: Graham what the FUCK
Diabore: including lands!
DiabolicMelon: this will take 10 minutyes LMAO
Sorator13: "Draft all nontoken permanents"
TheWriterAleph: omg lol
DeM0nFiRe: Hahah
TheMerricat: Does that include lands?
letsbelgo: Includes lands!
ancienthangover: lmaooooo
pleonasticTautology: GRAHAM
Dog_of_Myth: Love this
e_bloc: !clip
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flatluigi: ben i suggest your commander first
CypherRaze: Oh this is like some Scrambleverse type effect
MegaDosX: Commanders can go into the command zone too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can move commanders to the command zone.
MegaDosX: Oh actually no they don't
e_bloc: "back" to your board--who's gonna draft their own stuff
letsbelgo: all at once
Diabore: need to fully resolve the spell
MegaDosX: This has to resolve before you can move them to the zone
adept_nekomancer:
For when your friends want to play commander but you really wanted to play limited.
Fruan: This is monsterous. I love it.
Strebenherz: Graham really wrote the friday nights scrambleverse incident and thought "WHY SHOULDN'T I"
dasdardly: graham keeps his germ tho
Diabore: so i guess the lands are going last
oneala: @dasdardly it’s a 0/0 though right?
TheMerricat: Chat, I know in brawl if your commander gets killed/exiled, you can call it back. Is that a thing in 'real' commander?
dasdardly: yeah :>
e_bloc: I wanted everyone to take someone else's commander
Metalupis: and i though warp world was bad XD
Manitu_25: my friends an I once spent one hour resolving this lmao
rensti14: this is the nonsense I need tonight!
HadesLeprechaun: the real play is to *start* with taking lands
MegaDosX: @TheMerricat If you mean into the command zone, yes, but this has to finish resolving before you get the chance to
Mustang_Redcloak: I am evil and would take all the lands.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
agentofsaruman69: this is a card i put in every deck when i started playing commander before i understood how awful it made every game LOL
oneala: @TheMerricat yes but here since the stealing is part of the resolution, they should be able to steal commanders if they want.
Commodore_Perry_GG: imagine just going for land
Diabore: kirol should go next imo
theambivalentagender: This card is sadly impossible to play over Webcam
MegaDosX:
@theambivalentagender You are a lunatic 
DiabolicMelon: it IS possible to play via mtgo though
e_bloc: hard agree
loufghyslaufey: Just copy your lands into tokens.... or something.
CypherRaze: These aren't entering the battlefield yet are they? like it's just the selection process right now?
Sorator13: @CypherRaze Correct
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is it just me, or is this a little like Shahrazad at home?
letsbelgo: @CypherRaze yup. they enter all at once after
Diabore:
take bens mountain
Sorator13: All the ETBs happen after the spell resolves
Strebenherz: oh god this all hits etb triggers again doesn't it
CypherRaze: oh goodness. going to be alot of etb triggers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Also... Hello! 👋
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham has an double sided land, right?
MegaDosX: Triggers would go on the stack in play order and then resolve from Graham first going backwards I believe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Like this isn't a new, sub game, but is like, "what if this game, but different?"
Sorator13: @thedepthandbreadthofseth "What if we put this game in the blender?"
e_bloc: funny I never thought of the interaction of these two cards created 25 years apart
TheWriterAleph: "and i'll form the head!"
circusofkirkus: everything is tapped
letsbelgo: APNAP mothertrucker
Diabore: ben needs to target first fwiw
MegaDosX: APNAP baby
Fruan: How many people just went to check the price/avalibily of Theives Auction on Cardkingdom? Just me? I can't be the only sicko here.
MegaDosX: Technically Ben does need to target first but I don't think it changes much
e_bloc: but let's say there was an aura that gave +1/+1, it could have saved the germ, right
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Sorator13 It's like bizzaro this exact match of magic the gathering.
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loufghyslaufey: I can't belive a Level 5 auperjudge allowed this turn to even happen.
Diabore: !card ragast
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card ragost
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
loufghyslaufey: Oh no, wait. Now I can!
Diabore: !card ragast, deft gastronaut
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Spades_Slicc: 2 wasted surveils
Strebenherz: @Fruan don't forget, warp world and confusion in the ranks
flatluigi: can we fix the overlay typo of ragost
MegaDosX: Outstanding
loufghyslaufey: *superjudge
MegaDosX: Potluck manabases
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Diabore Formal women loving women?
hidingbox: Now imagine if we do it again!
e_bloc: the only thing better than playing commander and winning is playing commander and seeing something absolutely absurd happen
Diabore: @thedepthandbreadthofseth i dont know if youre joking but for what its worth
MegaDosX: !card batterskull
MegaDosX: Pretty sure yeah
flatluigi: fwiw zidane's targets would've happened as it came in
Diabore: ben can not take the germ
MegaDosX: !card zidane
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, you create a Treasure token.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Behemoth Sledge has old lifelink text, I think.
Fruan: There's a small handful of very mean things you can do now that everyone is controlling so many lands they don't own, but I assume they're not going to happen.
MegaDosX: You'd be able to double the treasure generation
MegaDosX: Oh actuall no
MegaDosX: No that's right you can't
LithelyUnshod: Serge is wrong
LSRubin: zidane gives the stolen creature lifelink regardless
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The germ wasn't in play when Zidane triggered, so it's moot.
TheMerricat: That's not how arena handles it.
MegaDosX: Lifelink is a keyword on the creature so the controller gains the life
frozenphoenix7: Batterskull gives lifelink to the germ, the controller of the germ gains the life.
dasdardly: ben is also just giving the germ lifelink (and serge is wrong)
superdude097: The creatue has Lifelink and Ben controls the creature
drcthulu: lifelink in on the creature
e_bloc: serge is off by one rule
RunicScribe: Can't take the germ, need to pick targets when putting on the stack and the germ didn't exist then
oneala: Ben gains it I believe.
loufghyslaufey: I'm sorry
zhrang911: Nope serge is wrong, lifelink is an ability on the trigger
ancientspark: It's the equipped creature that gains the lifelink, so it's the creature's controller that gains life
Jensling: If it was a Armadillo Cloak Serge would be right
e_bloc: armadilo cloak
Aarek: armadillo cloak works the way serge says, not lifelink
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, you create a Treasure token.
zhrang911: ability on the creature*
MegaDosX: !card armadillo cloak
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
ladyjessica: he’s thinking it’s spirit link
frozenphoenix7: Living Weapon is a trigger, so the Germ doesn't exist when Ben picks a target
MegaDosX: They all enter, triggers happen, and Ben can pick something
Syntheticuh:
thank you for this graham
circusofkirkus: but no germ exists when they all come in
MegaDosX: But the germ hadn't appeared yet so it isn't a valid target
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Diabore: batterskull specifically he cant take
Fruan: No, you can target other stuff, the germ is just made by a trigger.
Pywodwagon: you do have to pick targets before the batterskull living weapon trigger resolves
LithelyUnshod: The Batterskull was there, but the germ wasn't
zhrang911: Yes, but the germ creation itself is a trigger
RunicScribe: They enter simultaneously, but living weapon is a trigger
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Diabore I'm 10,000 years old, but I spend time in progressive spaces. So... I was joking, but very poorly.
Bruceski: the APNAP circle?
MegaDosX: Ben can pick any of the nontoken creatures
loufghyslaufey: Nah, creature under player's control creates damage to calculate lifelink
Sorator13: The issue is that Ben can't target the germ, specifically, because the trigger to create the germ hasn't happened yet, yeah
zhrang911: The batterskull is there but the germ isn't
circusofkirkus: good answer
frozenphoenix7: So Ben can grab stuff that came back from the Auction, but it can't be the Germ specifically
LSRubin:
i think we've all learned an important lesson about never ever playing Thieves' Auction
oneala: Yay!!!
Fruan: @LSRubin I have learned a very different lesson
e_bloc: shenanigans
flatluigi: so thieves auction has taken ten full minutes to resolve
MegaDosX: Ben wouldn't have been able to target any of the tokens created in that pileup of a resolution, but the nontoken creatures were all valid targets
dasdardly: commander
TheFreak013: @LSRubin ...about always playing Thieves' Auction* FTFY
WriterRaven: Heck of a turn. XD
circusofkirkus: excellent answer ben
Khalstrom: Tbf that was a very complex turn
LRRbot: Big Score [3R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
LRRbot: Arcbound Fiend [6] | Artifact Creature — Horror [0/0] | Fear / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move a +1/+1 counter from target creature onto this creature. / Modular 3
CypherRaze: Super high stakes here
Diabore: @MegaDosX graham kept a 2/1 so he could take that one, and james had many thopters
MegaDosX: @Diabore Oh true, there were a couple of tokens still extant
iconicshadow89: wasn't ,'benben in EoE
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LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: I like these lands, they're good budget options
MegaDosX: Skullclamp lmao
AdamYMHMI: Ben & Ben was my favorite 90's Nickelodeon sitcom
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Mr_Bitterness: Sun-baked Canyon for me
e_bloc: canyon by a mile
Sorator13: I love me a baked canyon
LoadingReadyRun: Sun-fried Coulee
adept_nekomancer: Sunroasted Ravine, Sunbroiled Gully...
Manitu_25: baked canyon was my nickname in highschool
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Sun baked Alaska!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben hit Serge with a token. Serge hit Ben with a token.
oneala: sun dried ‘maters
CypherRaze: Sun-seared Ahi Tuna, wait that's not right.
LoadingReadyRun: Sun-braised Depression
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stippledotter: James has Hella Thopters
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MegaDosX: Fallout S2E7 iykyk
AdamYMHMI: Thopters and prayers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun I'm on an SNRI for that.
e_bloc: that card honks
drcthulu: why not zoidberg?
CypherRaze: @LoadingReadyRun Mine is slightly overdone. Can I send it back to the kitchen?
Ukon_Cairns: i also enjoyed the road trips in that game
Sorator13: @CypherRaze You can, but you may not get it back
jessicaengle: Ajony
Jadaris: we'll just tell your mother we... ate the car
CypherRaze: @Sorator13 Is that a promise?
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Sorator13: @CypherRaze 60% of the time, it works 100% of the time?
CypherRaze:
@Sorator13 
MegaDosX: My cabbages
MegaDosX: I think Serge nailed it
oneala: I can’t wait for when this game is over and they have to sort everyone’s cards back.
shea_wolfe: A battle that creates junk
Diabore: adamantoise
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Adamantoise
e_bloc: also smaug
Manitu_25: parhelon 2 reskin with the angels as metal parts
LRRbot: Ajani, Caller of the Pride [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [4] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. / [−3]: Target creature gains flying and double strike until end of turn. / [−8]: Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens, where X is your life total.
Ukon_Cairns: theres also a goldvein hydra that dies into treasure
Nyxjbm: The Titanic from Dr Who set is kinda that, a ball lightning that makes treasures
gualdhar: despite the art, technically not a cat
MegaDosX: !card kirol
LRRbot: Kirol, Attentive First-Year [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/3] | Tap two untapped creatures you control: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only once each turn.
e_bloc: just as long as they don't print new power armor and say it's a reskin of other power armor
HadesLeprechaun: !card RMS Titanic
LRRbot: RMS Titanic [3R] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [7/1] | Flying, trample / When RMS Titanic deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and create that many Treasure tokens. / Crew 3
TheStrongFalcon: The car should be a Battle card
frozenphoenix7: Loyalty abilities are activated abilities, yeah.
yawgmothsbarginbin: Serge! your hair is getting so long! Loving it.
MegaDosX: !card shadowspear
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
ThorSokar: Level 5 SuperJudge please do Graham a solid
frozenphoenix7: (There are some Planeswalkers with triggered abilities, but they're things like Minsc making Boo, or Liliana, Dreadhorde General's card draw effect)
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
MegaDosX: There's a lot of lifelink around the place
LRRbot: Crown of Doom [3] | Artifact | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / {2}: Target player other than this artifact's owner gains control of it. Activate only during your turn.
MegaDosX: Oh this thing
MegaDosX: !card sunbaked canyon
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
e_bloc: lol
Strebenherz: oh wow dang
MegaDosX: The only way it comes back to Ben is if the person controlling it dies, I think
flatluigi: james is just going to sac the crown to the lobster
frozenphoenix7: It's also now a Food under James
e_bloc: the King James version
brunomant_: James eats crowns
LRRbot: Flumph [1W] | Creature — Jellyfish [0/4] | Defender, flying / Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you and target opponent each draw a card.
MegaDosX: FLUMPH
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
Decaped: James Crowneater
e_bloc: hell yeah flumph
MegaDosX: Bowmasters yeah
e_bloc: stupid hybrid mana
MegaDosX: Calvinmander
drewm1022: Doesn't that only work 4 times?
e_bloc: you both have to draw
LRRbot: Arcbound Mouser [W] | Artifact Creature — Cat [0/0] | Lifelink / Modular 1
pleonasticTautology: that's a cat, serge
MegaDosX:
@drewm1022 Make it indestructible 
theamc2000: that a cat
LRRbot: Arcbound Slith [2] | Artifact Creature — Slith [0/0] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Modular 1
MegaDosX: Serge that is a mouser, it's a cat
northos: but it says mouse
drewm1022:
Ah, sure, in THAT case.
e_bloc: whirling dervish I think was the first
LithelyUnshod: It was a cycle in Mirrodin
CypherRaze: !card Whirling Dervish
LRRbot: Whirling Dervish [GG] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | Protection from black / At the beginning of each end step, if this creature dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
LithelyUnshod: or Darksteel
frank_the_great: Chat, just got here, what makes them gift commanders?
e_bloc: yeah one in each color in that block
MegaDosX: @frank_the_great They made decks for each other
e_bloc: the red one was decent. RR 1/1 haste
Fruan: @frank_the_great They made decks for each other
frank_the_great: @MegaDosX Nice, ty
Diabore: mh2 iirc
LithelyUnshod: @e_bloc Yeah, it saw play in Standard
CypherRaze: So aren't they technically done making MH sets now?
ancienthangover: hexgold slith was mh3
theamc2000: one had hogaak and astrolabe
northos: they all broke things but yeah 3 was probably the most egregious
Diabore: but then again 2 was the free evokes so its not safe
aitsu100: 1 had Hoogak
MegaDosX: MH1 had Wrenn and Six and Hogaak
frozenphoenix7: There was a single uncommon with Modular in MH3.
e_bloc:
@LithelyUnshod yeah for a second, hard to compare with skullclamp, arcbound ravager and goblin sharpshooter
MegaDosX: They aren't replacements
MegaDosX: You get a counter from the Mouser and a counter on the Ozolith
LithelyUnshod: You get both, Serge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're not replacements. "Put" is just a shorthand.
ladyjessica: each horizon more broken than the last
Diabore: 2 was fury and the lads, it doesnt get off for free, its just not as bad as 3
ancienthangover: there was also a black phyrexian slith in mh3
MegaDosX: You get both yeah
jimber_jam: you get both
LithelyUnshod: Modular isn't a move
flatluigi: both is true
petey_vonwho: You get both
aitsu100: it does both yeah
noSmokeFire: "Move" isn't moving
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
oneala: both!
RunicScribe: You get both, move actually means "put that many on"
ancienthangover: ozilith is 1000% both
Fruan: "moving a counter" is a lie - You put a new counter, and so you can do it in two different places.
ladyjessica: 1 had the new forces, 2 had the elemental incarnations and 3 had everything
theamc2000: as in that many
LithelyUnshod: Check the wording on Modular
northos: "put its counters" is very imprecise wording. you just put the same number and kind of counters on it
Decaped: so put means create
noSmokeFire: Graham: your expression is correct
Sorator13: Words don't mean what they mean, Graham
MegaDosX: "Modular N (This enters with N +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)"
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
aitsu100: lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
I'll allow it.
e_bloc: cellular, modular, interactivodular
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
underhill33:
frank_the_great: I hate how The Ozolith is $50
hidingbox: L5 Superjudge Beej's final ruling
Pywodwagon: Graham, would you like to learn that Paid mana and Spent mana have different meanings in magic?
Nyxjbm: put those counters as in put that many of those types of counters on the Ozolith
Jadaris: @e_bloc ring ring...
e_bloc: you see move is just the combination of the english and french legal definitions for changing where counters are
ladyjessica: it’s like cut means delete and create
LRRbot: Adaptive Omnitool [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Equip {3}
drcthulu: the ozolith is a messed up commander card
Ukon_Cairns: reading the card explains the card, says the room full of ppl that dont read cards but merely just remember what cards do based on name, art, and vibes.
MegaDosX: WHAT
northos: oh yeah this card is messed up
MegaDosX: Brother
drewm1022: Ben didn't say "If you attack me with one thopter THAT CAN'T KILL FLUMPH".
MegaDosX: It's a 12/12 lmao
Diabore: so its a 12/12?
e_bloc: thats a slow thinking warning
northos: !card inventor's fair
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Diabore: big boi
ladyjessica: ah yes, cranial plating was such a terrible card it needed a buff
pleonasticTautology: lmao
MegaDosX: That's a thopter with a damn laser cannon
aitsu100: that thop is a problem
Manitu_25: LMAOOO
underhill33: lmao
Dread_Pirate_Westley: One thopter attacks Ben. That one.
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Mr_Bitterness: That thopter picked up a death star lazer
drcthulu: I'm almost as big as emrakrul
adept_nekomancer: The Pepperonihelion strikes again!
plaidanddrpepper: G should get into comedy
mjk306: that was really funny
Spades_Slicc: Did James pay 2 to play the omnitool?
pleonasticTautology: graham, "drive me into the ground like a tent peg" rules
MegaDosX:
Use the 12/12 to crew the car
Spades_Slicc: because it costs one less
Spades_Slicc: no wait
Spades_Slicc: wrong 3 mana creature
oneala: G’s on fire tonight.
MegaDosX: They're all thopters, they're all the same
drcthulu: 5 because he'd lose an artificat
e_bloc: 2 thropters and one exceedingly thick thropter
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc yeah this the buffy guy
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
ThorSokar: 2 little bitty high pitched thopters and one that just screams W H A T in the deepest voice you've ever heard
MegaDosX: I think Serge just took 19 rather than 16?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James also gets an artifact into hand.
drcthulu: just flumph and Serge
Delmsh: Omnitool trigger
e_bloc: its fixed ante
Spades_Slicc: Are you anti-card or pro-card
Diabore: pretty sure serge should be at 19, as he was at 35 before he got smacked
AdamYMHMI: You still own it, but they get to take it home
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
aitsu100: blood moon to the tune of blue moon
Manitu_25: james seems like a good turner heh
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger (front: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah) | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | [+2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Cat you control. / [0]: Create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. When you do, if you control a red permanent other than Ajani, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to any target. / [−4]: Each opponent chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, t…
frozenphoenix7: Yes.
Fruan: Yes
superdude097: Yes
MegaDosX: Yes
Pywodwagon: it is a reflexive trigger, yes
frozenphoenix7: You sure can.
theamc2000: it means yes
MegaDosX: Sure can
letsbelgo: yes
oneala: yes. it’s a separate trigger
letsbelgo: reflex that trigger
ballesta25: Reflexive triggers are a new ability.
DiabolicMelon: its a targeted trigger that goes on the stack
theamc2000: pay pywo
flatluigi: yes you should also start paying pywo
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69 magic magic magic magic
drewm1022: Pywo is now a union of one.
MegaDosX: You make one token but get two pings
Diabore: makes a creature, then targets
Fruan: It's a trigger off the token entering.
frozenphoenix7: The trigger occurs after the Cat is created.
Delmsh: Cat will be in play
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham is correct.
oneala: G is right.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He can.
definenull: MH3 amiright
Fruan: You can absolutely use that cat to double it.
superdude097: The cat IS in play
Pywodwagon: Graham is correct
MegaDosX: "When you do" makes a new trigger to happen after the cat appears
Fruan: It's a reflexive trigger, Serge.
oneala: yes he can
Delmsh: 2 separate abilities
aitsu100: so Kirol to Judge tower?
Sorator13: I enjoy breaking Serge's brain
WiJohn: Bad news
definenull: vindication!
oneala: 2 different triggers.
noSmokeFire: I was going to say Serge is handsome and kind but he's ignoring me
Diabore: so, make kitty, copy shooty
Manitu_25: to quote one ben wheeler: MAGIC THE GATHERING.
MegaDosX: That is correct Graham
MrPipboy3000: Magic rules don't need make sense ...
Diabore: yes, the problem is yes
Fruan: I think reflexive triggers might be the weirdest thing in Magic that don't involve layers.
aitsu100: good answer
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox: legally binding
Pywodwagon: Fun Fact, if you have some sort of token doubler, you'll get two reflexive triggers
MegaDosX: Gross
Diabore: how fabled
oneala: neat!
drcthulu: Serge gets unvalintined
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
definenull: uhyhh
Fruan: @Pywodwagon Oh my, I hadn't thought about that. That's so weird.
e_bloc: imagine if he forgot to put the basic lands in
MegaDosX: Oh this is funny, just found this
MegaDosX: A literal discussion about reflexive triggers around Ajani Nacatl Avenger
LRRbot: Pumpkin Bombs [1R] | Artifact | {T}, Discard two cards: Draw three cards, then put a fuse counter on this artifact. It deals damage equal to the number of fuse counters on it to target opponent. They gain control of this artifact.
oneala: @e_bloc no one at LRR would ever do that 😂😉
Sorator13: @e_bloc 😏
Diabore: better than bazaar, bazaar is draw 2 disco 3
ThorSokar: Oh, so that just turns in to a late game nuke
MegaDosX: Graham!
Dog_of_Myth: hahha
Manitu_25: lmao
aitsu100: i think James would have cried
MegaDosX: !card warp world
LRRbot: Warp World [5RRR] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.
e_bloc: you are not allowed to cast warp world and thieves auction in the same game
Simonark: You need some sort of button to press when those two words get confusing. A Bizarre/Bazaar Buzzer
Strebenherz: don't forget confusion in the ranks @e_bloc
Metalupis: @e_bloc what about both of those and Over The Top
e_bloc: @Strebenherz it took me years to forget about confusion in the ranks
Strebenherz: you're welcome
MegaDosX: Dire Fleet Daredevil?
definenull: hol up
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
e_bloc: that would be hilarious
definenull:
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: @Simonark How Bazaar
Manitu_25: G was so busy with the question if he could, he didn‘t think about if he should
MegaDosX: Gee Ben, how come your mum lets you have two Arcane Signets?
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Bucknard's Everfull Purse [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Roll a d4 and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
pleonasticTautology: lmao
pleonasticTautology: lol lmao
Sorator13: jesus christ
Dog_of_Myth: That card rules
e_bloc: thats an oldschool d&d item
DeM0nFiRe: What did you call me?
MegaDosX: Nah roll a d4
Strebenherz:
some friends had a.. LONG resolve step, six player warp world, into confusion in the ranks, with norrin the wary and genesis chamber 
theambivalentagender: Bucknards is sure a name
Fruan: If you bucknard enough that purse shouldn't stay full.
Strebenherz: (this was years back)
LRRbot: Master of Ceremonies [3W] | Creature — Rhino Druid [3/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.
e_bloc: the purse is from 2e, at least from 1989
MegaDosX: Ceremonies, woo!
UnknownFriday: What's the storm count at?
MegaDosX: I remember this card from the New Capenna EDSC
LRRbot: Humble Defector [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | {T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.
theambivalentagender: Humble Defector? I barely know her
RayFK: Graham just has a long box titled "Weird shit"
oneala: @MegaDosX I hope there’s more EDSC in the pipeline.
MegaDosX: I love a good "*shrug* Go!"
Decaped: Still time to attack James before he eats his hat
LRRbot: Iron Apprentice [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, if it had counters on it, put those counters on target creature you control.
e_bloc: tell me recoup is in the list
definenull: o7 lil guy
MegaDosX: You cast one spell Serge?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's only 1 spell.
EvilBadman: Someone surely has Dire Fleet Daredevil, right?
Sorator13: That was only one spell, yeah
MegaDosX: Iron Apprentice
e_bloc: I just want another seasons of the panalysts
codatski: Unbelievably excited for the Panalysts tomorrow
oneala: 🤘🤘🤘🤘
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
nymistrya: Do we get a special Panalysts themed EDSC
MegaDosX: Acceptable
flatluigi: i just hope we can get a ppr sometime soon
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @e_bloc Good News!
hidingbox: Everything is happening!
RayFK: I just want a new season of Iron Stomach
Pywodwagon: Okay, time for a secret road quest
Metalupis: hype or Panalysts tomorrow
lamina5432: Hijinks has has a lot of LRR recently so I have been getting my fix
definenull:
road quest mentioned
circusofkirkus: I just want another PPR
theamc2000: I want more road quest
Mr_Bitterness: Everything I wanted from LRR!
iconicshadow89: Ben beat me to the joke
e_bloc: look everything LRR does is good, but the Panalysts is the one I enjoy the most
EvilBadman: I haven't seen Canlander Finals lately...
ThorSokar: and then Graham had an actual heart attack
frozenphoenix7: Wow Ben, thanks for confirming a new episode of Sidewalk Slam
Pywodwagon: I can't believe Feeddump is back on wednesday
aitsu100: what do you think happened while G had cancer
theamc2000: I would be down for three hours of car talk
fjordsword: watch the HECK outta that
Simonark: Look, I'd want a new season of Qwerpline to turn up later tonight but that seems like the rule of threes won't get me there.
pleonasticTautology: excited for new sketches!
Spades_Slicc: !card oz
LRRbot: Found 79 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
e_bloc: damn where's the love
jchinnock: oh I’ll get that edit over to you shortly James 🤣
theamc2000: !card the oz
LRRbot: Did you mean: The Ooze; The Rise of Sozin; March of the World Ooze; The Caves of Androzani; The Ozolith
Mai_Andra: @aitsu100 They've just been holding it, waiting for the right time to tell him...
Delmsh: Carhunt 2?
Spades_Slicc: !card the ozo
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
definenull: oh yeah carhunt was a great prerecord too
MegaDosX: Sparkling vengeance
e_bloc: reevnge of the fishermen
e_bloc: "The original printing of this card became infamous when the French version was translated by "Descent unpon the Fishermen" rather than the Sinful."
theambivalentagender: @e_bloc Omg i remember that
MegaDosX: Doom laser at Serge
theambivalentagender: Is that an old mtg fact now? Am I an old mtg player?
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
e_bloc: I regret to inform you Fondre sur les pecheurs is from 2020
MegaDosX: Love a good turn eight Sol Ring
theambivalentagender: @e_bloc That's recent, right?
e_bloc: I regret to inform you I was looking at the wrong card and it was actualy 2016
e_bloc: so yeah ten years, pardon me while I crumble into dust
theambivalentagender:
@e_bloc That's recent right? 
LRRbot: Light Up the Stage [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
e_bloc: hell yeah
lamina5432: I thought boros would be quick but theres a lot of kill spells
aitsu100: ooooo
pleonasticTautology: @lamina5432 naw, boros has hella lifelink
e_bloc: its all coming up james
LRRbot: Valakut Exploration [2R] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are cards exiled with this enchantment, put them into their owner's graveyard, then this enchantment deals that much damage to each opponent.
RELDnahcire: lilo dallas multi triggerr?
e_bloc: forget that he has the world's largest thropter
Dog_of_Myth: @lamina5432 Boros can play a good control game as well.
LRRbot: Radiant Summit | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
LRRbot: Bonehoard Dracosaur [3RR] | Creature — Dinosaur Dragon [5/5] | Flying, first strike / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. If you exiled a land card this way, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token. If you exiled a nonland card this way, create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: Ooh
Diabore: thats tapped right? i cant tell but i dont think james has 2 basics
Delmsh: Does james have 2 basics?
aitsu100: spicy
MegaDosX: Radiant Summit would enter tapped
frozenphoenix7: The land he got from exile enters tapped
Diabore: james' land enters tapped then
superdude097: His dual he played comes in tapped
aitsu100: for the dual he played
MegaDosX: It's a Prairie Stream but for RW
MegaDosX: So he couldn't cast the dragosaur
e_bloc: but rewinding is so much work
frozenphoenix7: It goes to the graveyard with the Valakut thing.
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Marvoleath: could James crack the Passage?
Marvoleath: to find the other basic
jimber_jam: passage is also tapped
Diabore: i think passage came from regalia, so enters tapped
Marvoleath: ah
frozenphoenix7: @Marvoleath If untapped, yes, but it needs to tap to do its thing
e_bloc: 35 dragon's approaches
LRRbot: Showdown of the Skalds [2RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
e_bloc: I think Ben even has that deck
frozenphoenix7: Love me a Showdown
MegaDosX: Oh this card bangs
e_bloc: oh yeah this card is the nuts
MegaDosX: James' board is wild
Delmsh: Needs a thopter from mox opal
Marvoleath: !card pia nalaar consul
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival [RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | Thopters you control have haste. / Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Should have gone up by 2. 1 from mox, one from thopter.
Diabore: @Delmsh we got that one
LRRbot: Pumpkin Bombs [1R] | Artifact | {T}, Discard two cards: Draw three cards, then put a fuse counter on this artifact. It deals damage equal to the number of fuse counters on it to target opponent. They gain control of this artifact.
oneala: @Delmsh serge got him I think.
Delmsh: @Diabore I missed that, thanks
definenull: D:
e_bloc: light is the head that doesn't care about the crown
Diabore: 13, 13 artifacts
Diabore: ah ah ah
MegaDosX: Oh Bucknard is a guy from Greyhawk apparently
LithelyUnshod: But then he wouldn't work with himself
oneala: uncommons are the new mythical though Ben.
gsyhiap:
@Diabore 
oneala: mythics**
Delmsh: Which color combos are left in this series?
gsyhiap:
Simple use smaller cards 
shendaras: Oh, death means lots of permanents go away for folks, too.
JKBalch:
definenull: give keyword soup
MegaDosX: !card akroma's will
LRRbot: Akroma's Will [3W] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. / • Creatures you control gain flying, vigilance, and double strike until end of turn. / • Creatures you control gain lifelink, indestructible, and protection from each color until end of turn.
jimber_jam: I died to Akrom'as Will earlier today. I also hate it lol
oneala: @Delmsh they’ve done 6. this is the 7th!
Delmsh: @oneala Thank you!
definenull: I have the FF printing of it, but still...
frozenphoenix7: Flying, Vigilance, Double Strike or Lifelink, Indestructible, Protection from All Colors
e_bloc: fair and balanced
MegaDosX: No it was Commander Legends
LithelyUnshod: Comm Legends
frozenphoenix7: Commander Legends
e_bloc: commander masters I think
ZoinksScoob78: Commander Legends
e_bloc: that's right
theamc2000: it was a promised good white card
thatguysteve2709: Not ikora favorite set
HadesLeprechaun: Commander legends
MegaDosX: The Ikoria cycle was the free spells like Fierce Guardianship
ZoinksScoob78: Jeska's Will and Akroma's Will were the big ones from that cycle.
frozenphoenix7: Commander Legends. Reprinted in LCI Commander, MH3 Commander, and Final Fantasy bonus
Marvoleath: Serge is thinking about the free spell perhaps
drcthulu: It's from Ixalan commander
ZoinksScoob78: No one cares about Sakashima's Will, Szat's Will or Kahmahl's Will.
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Diabore: OH RIGHT LANDS
e_bloc: truly a pyrrhic victory
Delmsh: Germ dies
theamc2000: I think it goes into exile
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It leaves the game because it came into play under Serge's control.
drcthulu: and commander legends
MegaDosX: Yeah I think the Batterskull gets exiled
Sorator13: I'm pretty sure it goes into exile, yeah
MegaDosX: He also has a Jitte
LRRbot: Hero's Blade [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {4}
Marvoleath: If it was taken from the battlefield, it's returned, otherwise it's exiled is the rule of thumb I believe
MegaDosX: HAH
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Kaboom, Serge
e_bloc: yes
MegaDosX: Time for maths Graham
LRRbot: Boros Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. / • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
definenull: mrow?
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
circusofkirkus: draw 2
Sorator13:
gsyhiap:
MrSarkhan:
spiteful
TheWriterAleph: the flumph is dead! long live the flumph!
Diabore: give serge the cards now
MegaDosX: How much life does Graham gain too
letsbelgo: That wasnt a play about love, serge
definenull: jitte trigger
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham uses a Jitte counter to kill the cat token before normal strike.
MegaDosX: And a Jitte trigger
Diabore: flumph trigger
jimber_jam: I think Graham and the Flumph made the same sound there
MegaDosX:
Graham is now an issue
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
MegaDosX: If it were passed around like Ben's stuff it'd go back to owner
Commodore_Perry_GG: that would be madness if they were all the same sleeves
e_bloc: I know that I'm the problem, but that doesn't solve the problem
MrSarkhan: If they enter play they go into exile. If they were in play and changed zones then they go back
MrPipboy3000: The perminants came in under each player's control
LithelyUnshod: IT came into play under Serge's control
RayFK: 2 more counters on Jitte as well
e_bloc: cards are permanents, tokens are temporaries
Orestes290: I permanent therefore I permanent
theamc2000: isn’t Ben’s thopter maker Serge’s
frozenphoenix7: @theamc2000 James's
theamc2000: ty
MrPipboy3000: No, not Key and Peele!!
definenull: uh oh
MegaDosX: I think in theory James would choose first but it doesn't change much
LRRbot: Secret Tunnel | Land — Cave | This land can't be blocked. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Two target creatures you control that share a creature type can't be blocked this turn.
pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
MegaDosX: OUTSTANDING
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull:
frozenphoenix7: Through the mountain
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JKBalch: Ah, the secretest of secret tunnels
drewm1022: "Speak friend and enter"
superdude097: Did Ben draw for turn as well?
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e_bloc: dig up
LRRbot: Goblin Cadets [R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, target opponent gains control of it.
MegaDosX: What.
MegaDosX: Ben why are you playing a custom card
e_bloc: chef's kiss
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Diabore: i miss jackal pup
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's the kind of 2/1 for 1 you should be getting.,
Pywodwagon: cards like this are why goblin lackey was okay when they printed it
frozenphoenix7: First time I ever saw that card was a Zedruu the Greathearted precon
MegaDosX: !card goblin lackey
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
e_bloc: rememberr when 2 power 1 mana cards needed a downside
LRRbot: Jinxed Idol [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to you. / Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact.
e_bloc: now we get ravagan
e_bloc: yes
MegaDosX: Brevity is the soul of wit
definenull: hot potato
MegaDosX: This is the hottest potato
e_bloc: but Ben gets to draw a card right
Dread_Pirate_Westley: For several sets, there was a series of cards with four letter flavor text.
e_bloc: ring was stronghold I believe
e_bloc: did exodus have one
MegaDosX: Also that's precombat main
MegaDosX: Also passing the purse to Ben would give James treasures
LRRbot: Stridehangar Automaton [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/4] | Thopters you control get +1/+1. / If one or more artifact tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying are created instead.
MegaDosX: Oh this thing
Sorator13: to be clear, that's *any* artifact tokens, not just artifact creature tokens
MegaDosX: Serge.
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
HadesLeprechaun: awww
Juliamon: sorry, Paul's not here so we don't have the lists
BrowneePointz: Oh snap tonight was Boros Night!? Lil sad we don't have a Firesong & Sunspeaker or Nelly Borca deck but these are still some super fun picks!
Juliamon: BrowneePointz There were reasons for the choices, you'll enjoy the VOD
BrowneePointz: Ooo themes on themes!? @Juliamon
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz It's been a fun game worth checking the VOD out
MegaDosX: !card showdown of the skalds
LRRbot: Showdown of the Skalds [2RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Campus Renovation [3RW] | Sorcery | Return up to one target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
MegaDosX: Did James put the +1/+1 counter on a thing for casting the Automaton?
Juliamon: Yeah, because it's Valentine's themed, they made decks for *each other*
HadesLeprechaun: one of my favorite boros decks is Rem Karolus Mono Board Wipes
definenull: yikes
LRRbot: Chief of the Foundry [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
MegaDosX: Also another Skalds trigger casting this
BrowneePointz: Speaking of I'm SO pumped for the new Lorehold Precon
LRRbot: Breya's Apprentice [2R] | Artifact Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose one — / • Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / • Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Boros Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. / • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Delmsh: Yeah hes been missing the Skalds triggers
MegaDosX: Oh somebody dead
Juliamon: BrowneePointz Two words: Thieves' Auction
MegaDosX: James also has two +1/+1 counters to put on things from Showdown of the Skalds
frozenphoenix7: Just 2.
MegaDosX:
I do like that this is what Serge calls an easy deck
BrowneePointz:
@Juliamon 
InfiniTokens: Hello!
BrowneePointz: Look even easy artifact decks can get intense
MegaDosX: Artifacts decks do this without even trying
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No such thing as an easy commander deck.
MegaDosX: ARROW'D
InfiniTokens: What's the TLDR?
couchboyj: Its thopt and thopt alone day!
Juliamon:
Uniclonus: Can't stop the thop
e_bloc: just be aware its +/- 1
circusofkirkus: donate the crown for the additional +2/0?
circusofkirkus: or is the crown long gone
JDMan94: Crown was ate
frozenphoenix7: Crown's gone
drewm1022: He sac'd the crown.
e_bloc: but winning while holding the crown is huge bm
LRRbot: Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Spider Hero [2/3] | Vigilance / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature and/or Vehicle you control. / {2}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among artifacts you control: Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Have yall seen the Spider-Noir Trailer?
LRRbot: Sunbillow Verge | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Mountain or a Plains.
definenull: welp
MegaDosX: Beep beep
RayFK: Zidane knows, that Kingdom Hearts, is a V8
Diabore: !card goblin cadets
LRRbot: Goblin Cadets [R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, target opponent gains control of it.
LRRbot: Boros Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. / • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
MegaDosX: So Graham's taking, what, 44?
theamc2000: pumpkin bomb?
e_bloc: the eternal question
MegaDosX: !card zidane
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, you create a Treasure token.
pleonasticTautology: goblin cadets goes back to ben?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If James had cast Boros Charm before combat, he would have had 2 more thopters to attack Ben and would have been lethal.
MegaDosX: Cadets do go back to Ben
LithelyUnshod: @MegaDosX I agree
definenull: time to toss the hot potato back?
Delmsh: Bombs for lethal!
MegaDosX: Oh shit he's got lethal on board
letsbelgo: bomb em
oneala: oh yea!!!
hidingbox: oh thats funny
ThorSokar: no land yet
Diabore: is it only 3?
definenull: oh that's hilarious
MegaDosX: It'd go up to four when he activates it
Delmsh: It'll be 4
oneala: goes up to 4 on activation.
definenull: serge...
InfiniTokens: MTG drinking game. One of the things to drink to is "Have I played a land this turn?" Along with "Did you pay the 1?"
Diabore: SERGE
frozenphoenix7: Sergeeeeeee
Morrigan9: serge...
pleonasticTautology: SERGE
MegaDosX: SERGE
e_bloc: again
Sorator13: SERGE
SirIcehawk: lol
Diabore: THIS IS TWICE
MegaDosX: AGAIN?!?
superdude097:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: SERGE
MrSarkhan: SERGE
DeM0nFiRe:
circusofkirkus: lmao
brutalpunishment: bruh. lol
Mr_Horrible: Serge-botage
Strebenherz: LOL
oneala: OH MY GOD
underhill33:
InfiniTokens: lul
northos: someone literally asked at the start of the game lmao
phoenixfeather14: Darn it Serge!
oneala: NOT AGAIN
Juliamon: SERGE YAGER
Mr_Bitterness: SERGE
MegaDosX: SERGE HOW
TheWriterAleph: SERGE
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
hidingbox: How does this keep happening?!?!
MrSarkhan: SERGE!!!!!!
JKBalch: Serge!
oneala: GOOD LORD
e_bloc: !clip
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lamina5432: and he still won
drewm1022: JDUGE
MegaDosX: JUDGE
aitsu100: of by 1 mana base
CodenameBluebird1: SERGE!!!!
Vinewood_OG:
aitsu100: *off
InfiniTokens: He schemed to get him DQ'd!
pleonasticTautology: oh my G-D
drcthulu: that's hilarious
Commodore_Perry_GG: Does this replace Kitchen Finks at this point?
saintguard:
MWGNZ: ok, new step 0 for playing mtg with serge
MegaDosX: How have you done that twice now Serge
Foxmar320: Serge pls
Jovism:
Cedh Land count
Diabore: HOW DID YOU DO IT AGAIN SERGE???
ThorSokar: C L A S S I C serge
Lex_Snipe_49: serge off by 18
oneala: here we go again with the serge.
Solo_Support: WE'RE SO BACK
Khalstrom: Give him a land?
ogier300: Premier land pilot of the format?
InfiniTokens: So how many cards does the deck have?!
Uniclonus: New rule: Someone else double checks Serge-built decks before going live
MrPipboy3000: haha hot damn I love Serge
frozenphoenix7: Remember when the deck was sorted
MrSarkhan: Someone needs to deck check serge before every stream
wertyy42: oh my god
oneala: the other time this happened was on a dual color night right?
e_bloc: I think the fix is someone checks Serge's decks
Strebenherz: OKAY, DESPITE THAT james winning is impressive
MegaDosX: Yeah somebody needs to check Serge's decks for FNPF going forward
Sorator13: remember how Ben was ragging on Nelly for not listing the right card art?
nymistrya: No lands, mono green kitchen finks. The Serge Special
ContingentCat: Good ol' Serge counting strikes again
circusofkirkus: Serge, maybe just build all your decks with nonbasics so this will be avoided
Sorator13:
This is worse
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
InfiniTokens: James winning without having all his lands is a pretty good flex.
aitsu100: is that why Serge didnt shuffle the deck at the beginning
Diabore: so james still draws 3, but ben doesnt die
LRRbot: Pumpkin Bombs [1R] | Artifact | {T}, Discard two cards: Draw three cards, then put a fuse counter on this artifact. It deals damage equal to the number of fuse counters on it to target opponent. They gain control of this artifact.
Mindfire13: The Serge Special: an illegal commander deck
LithelyUnshod: Last Known Info?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: LKI
MrPipboy3000: does it use Last Know Information?
MegaDosX: Pywo help
hidingbox: last known information?
Spades_Slicc: Isn't last known info a thing?
theamc2000: so 3 damage
MrSarkhan: last known info I believe you still die
frozenphoenix7: f Pumpkin Bombs is no longer on the battlefield as its ability resolves, use the number of fuse counters on it as it last existed on the battlefield to determine how much damage is dealt. (2025-09-19)
e_bloc: yeah this sounds likea LKI issue
ThorSokar: Pywodwagon please help
definenull: still has lethal i think
InfiniTokens: Little do we know that it was Serge's master plan all along. He bet a lot of money on Ben.
jimber_jam: then give the idol back
Diabore: it is last known info, so valakut kills ben
MrSarkhan: oh right valakut
MegaDosX: Oh right Valakut
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James gets a 3/3 and a 1/1.
e_bloc: I mean idol would do it
e_bloc: sorry
Strebenherz: @NotCainNorAbel thank you for clipping
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
aitsu100: chat please
theamc2000: so second combat
e_bloc: nothing
MrPipboy3000: let the chat roll
circusofkirkus: james is still looking for a basic
JKBalch: PUrge us Beej
letsbelgo: Says the land hater, serge
phoenixfeather14: He's got this
InfiniTokens: LET HIM COOK
gualdhar: lethal puzzles are the most fun part of the game
ThorSokar: cards have SO MUCH text these days
MegaDosX:
Serge just because you can't put basics in your decks 
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Orestes290: Simply pay the one... ben life
nymistrya: The polymarket on James winning must be in shambles right now.
frozenphoenix7: I don't think James played a land, no
letsbelgo: No longer the lands pilot if you forget basics
definenull:
dead in many ways
Dog_of_Myth:
circusofkirkus: shortest game of hot potato
LRRbot: Sunbillow Verge | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Mountain or a Plains.
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
UnknownFriday: There's the Improv No.
oneala: \o/
Diabore: landfall trigger
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
pleonasticTautology: oh my g-d
shendaras:
pleonasticTautology: what an absurd game
Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
MrPipboy3000: well played
DeM0nFiRe: That was fun
MegaDosX: That was a wild game
oneala: that was fantastic.
FeelingDreepy:
brutalpunishment: gg
Sorator13: What a wonderful game
RayFK: I can easily believe it
Solo_Support: deadman's volley
brutalpunishment: We can all believe it.
drcthulu: again?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Two nickels, Serge! Two nickels!
circusofkirkus: it's very believable
hidingbox: So what have we learned from this experience? Its that we should make sure we put lands in our decks.
LithelyUnshod: Two nickels, not a lot
jchinnock: hey make sure the three of yall return your basics!
LRRbot: Scrambleverse [6RR] | Sorcery | For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.
oneala: James retiring a champion again!
Dog_of_Myth: Nice Graham
BrowneePointz: wait...Graham committed war crimes
MrSarkhan: Serge, I can believe it
hidingbox: You don't have to cast them, but you should
niccus: this means james gets everyone's valentines right
MegaDosX: Serge.
e_bloc: unfortunately I need Serge to do it one more time for the year-end highlight reel
LRRbot: Starke of Rath [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {T}: Destroy target artifact or creature. That permanent's controller gains control of Starke.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
oneala: lord have mercy serge.
Diabore: james still won
gualdhar: I think in future magic content, we compare deck sizes
MegaDosX: All the decks did some fun things
Sorator13: I do like Thieves' Auction more than Scrambleverse/etc.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Strebenherz: Serge, 11/10
Sorator13: The draft aspect is very nice
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah the GenCon Lightning Bolt is very pretty
e_bloc: this was very entertaining
Diabore: its so pricey
MegaDosX: $50 USD on Scryfall
letsbelgo: its like 60~ usd
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Lightning Bolt, y'all I'm so excited for the return of the Mystical Archive when we get back to Strixhaven
e_bloc: cheapest version is $50
frozenphoenix7: It did have some Modern play a few years back, but not so much anymore.
definenull: yeah so 80 CAD
MegaDosX: Zabaz is neat
Sorator13: There's also the phyrexian Ozolith, isn't there? Or an equippable version? My memory is fuzzy
e_bloc: yeah what MegaDosX said
MrSarkhan: It's less now that there are some reprints
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LithelyUnshod: That's a $100 Lightning Bolt
Jadaris: @MegaDosX scryfall doesn't sell cards...
InfiniTokens: Is Academy Manufactor ever pronounced correctly?
MegaDosX: @Jadaris It lists prices for places that do, though
aitsu100: a pattern had started
WokenClick: Chat, I must have missed it, when did Serge do this before?
RayFK: I figured the 14 empty sleeves would be a tell
Dread_Pirate_Westley: $65 on Card Kingdom dot com. (A Kingdom of Cards)
TheWanderingNomad: @WokenClick Forgot basics in his Commander Deck
MegaDosX: @WokenClick I think it was the Spider-Man commander night?
e_bloc: @MegaDosX and for all the versions, its really helpful. even from CardKingdom.com!
ThorSokar: You may have tried off by 1, but have you tried off by 17, Serge has!
phoenixfeather14: At this point, if Serge has extra sleeves, there aren't basics in the deck
frozenphoenix7: @WokenClick Forgot to put basic lands in the deck he built for James
aitsu100: this was great
lamina5432:
InfiniTokens: PSA: If you have more than 2 extra sleeves in the box, count your basics.
Dog_of_Myth:
WokenClick: @MegaDosX That would make sense, I haven't watched that
brutalpunishment: Much excite, thank for entertain.
frozenphoenix7: Like 17 basic lands
NotCainNorAbel: like a land
UnknownFriday: Does being a Patron mean that Serge can afford basics?
drcthulu: To be fair Serge was only off by 1 lands, 18 times
e_bloc: you may have forgotten it was valentine's day and planned nothing for your partner, but at least you didn't forget to add basic lands to your commander deck
Juliamon: !store
BrowneePointz: it's gonna be Gnarly
BrowneePointz: mondo tubular
ShaneLeeAtk: Party Wagon!
InfiniTokens: Go ninja go ninja GO
Uniclonus: Oh yeah, news came out today, TMNT x GI Joe crossover toys. It's funky
BrowneePointz: a Toucan Scarf!!?
definenull:
a toucan scarf?
MegaDosX: Toucan scarf?
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Best of all, Panalysts tomorrow!
BrowneePointz: we're all funny chat
MegaDosX:
Great going chat, one brain cell
rogerivany: Oooh, Toucan Scarf.
UnknownFriday: A toucan scarf?
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
UnknownFriday high fives rogerivany
e_bloc:
rogerivany: @UnknownFriday Great minnds
MegaDosX:
gualdhar: BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
Sorator13: What a lovely evening
DeM0nFiRe:
Juliamon:
InfiniTokens: That's the name of the movie!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
aitsu100: cut stream
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
gsyhiap: Beej! Beej! Beej!
oneala: 😃😃😃
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e_bloc:
Spades_Slicc: Not even talking about the Panelysts
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc It's not on Twitch so it won't be on the carousel
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WokenClick: feels like beej may only be coming thru the room mic?
WokenClick: not that it matters at this point, I'm mostly wondering if I'm hearing things weird
lamina5432: get out of the pits
Sorator13: @WokenClick I think you're right, but I also *think* that's normal?
Sorator13: Good game, no notes
WokenClick: @Sorator13 oh that could be true
Mr_Bitterness: NETRUNNER!
rogerivany: Friction rears its ugly head again.
shendaras:
Netrunner
e_bloc: season 2 of good morning moonbase is hair of the dog
jimber_jam: netrunner absolutely rips
WriterRaven: YOOOOOOO
Delmsh: Ordering a toque now
BrowneePointz: I HAD THIS!
frozenphoenix7: Yooooooo
jimber_jam: oh noooooo
frozenphoenix7: The nostalgia
BrowneePointz: I got this for Christmas the YEAR it came out!
DeM0nFiRe: Wow! That is a blast from the past
loufghyslaufey: Really? Is there a clip of that? The "RV there yet?" getting destroyed?
aitsu100: this game is interesting
oneala: that board game rips so hard!
MrSarkhan: I remember liking it when I was a kid.
oneala: gotta roll them 6s
jimber_jam: yeah!
noSmokeFire: eyy, Sunderfolk is really fun
aitsu100: ooo
noSmokeFire: it's like Gloomhaven but easy
BrowneePointz: it's D&D but on your phone!
BrowneePointz: or that!
Tweygoh: I’ve owned two copies of that Pokemon board game
BrowneePointz: quick who is your favorite turtle!
jimber_jam: was really hoping for long game sunderfolk after you guys did it the last time
dumbo3k: @BrowneePointz squirtle!
frozenphoenix7: @BrowneePointz Crush from Finding Nemo
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: YOU DID IT BEEJ
oneala: yay beej!!
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - way to go Tech Beej!
Sorator13: No music, but that's okay!
rogerivany: (besides the background music)
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Fruan: Tech Beej! Tech Beej! Tech Beej!
KWardJenx: This was awesome. Thanks so much. We felt the love
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
shendaras:
DeM0nFiRe: Good stream streamers
lamina5432: gnight
pleonasticTautology: WOW JAMES
oneala: that was a fantastic stream y’all.
pleonasticTautology: WOWWWWWWWWW
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gus, and Jade, and Baxter...
oneala: way to go James!
aitsu100: mmm dinner
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
rogerivany: Poutine
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
oneala: bye everyone!
WriterRaven: nini friends!
loufghyslaufey:
Ashley will remember that. Sending clip to Turner house 
loufghyslaufey: Nah, but imagine
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Vinewood_OG:
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I can't tell if you're Beej or not.
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