Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Send Codes (We get sent a LOT of game codes from developers and agencies. Now we have somewhere to play them. Pls Send Codes. Game: Tormented Souls 2) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (0s from now).
beowuuf:
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
LordZarano: Today!
TehAmelie: aloha
Foxmar320:
CAKHost: Resident Evil-alike you say? I'm in!
Juliamon: Wonder what the time-to-titty ratio will be this time
CAKHost: OH XD
Inquisitor_Xian: I am one for the residents evil
BraveOthello: @Juliamon 4
CAKHost: They can't have us walking up in a 2nd bathtub!
CAKHost: Where's the bathroom police when you need them
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I played this one when it came out last year and it was pretty fun!
TehAmelie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 124 months!
TehAmelie: Two years!
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Juliamon: That's good to hear. The first one was fine, first scene notwithstanding
TheMerricat:
Afternoon chat, is your Soul Tormented? Looks like LRR has a solution for that. 
TXC2: Hello Everybody
neisan2112: I do wonder how this one is. I remember the first one from Leta Nope seemed real mid.
CAKHost: o/
TehAmelie: maybe they've doubled the torment
TheMerricat: Or DOUBLE SOULS!
Flyingdelorion: My soul is only a little scarred by my ex, but other thant that I am okay! Als hello everyone!
TheMerricat:
Maybe... we are going Beyond: Two Souls.
CAKHost: Souls will continue 2 be Tormented until Moral gets worst. Wait-
TehAmelie: oho
neisan2112: But I've heard a couple people say this was better so, theres hope
Boiler_bot: A Resident Evil-a-like? You have my curiosity.
Juliamon: I think the first one was probably better than it seemed from the streams, Let's Nope doesn't always give games their fair due
TheMerricat:
You don't say? 
TXC2:
well they only have an hour or so to play them in 
public_key_reveal_party: Wait, they play games on let's nope? I thought it was a podcast
CAKHost: Need to recommend a good podcast horror game
TehAmelie: if the previous game was medium, it stands to reason this will be a full game. 2x mid
DoodlestheGreat: @Juliamon They do have a habit of spending more time yapping than playing.
TXC2: Here we GO!
Foxmar320: According to the clips LEt's Nope is in fact a podcast
Bassios: Oh wow, literally just in time!
TXC2: Hello Graham
TehAmelie: hi!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
CAKHost: Hello!
Bassios: Hi Graham!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my day *has* been pleasant, thank you for presuming
Juliamon: Mine is going fairly well.
TheMerricat:
Ah Graham didn't realize the Nope boys played the first game.
TXC2: !patreon
Juliamon: They still can play this one, it's not like G will finish it
Boiler_bot: Oh yeah that reminds me Capcom just released Dino Crisis 1 + 2 on Steam recently.
TheMerricat:
CAKHost: Roll that Beautiful Boot Footage
Juliamon: I honestly only remember two things from the first game: the opening cutscene tiddy and the massive bolt in the soup bowl
Diabore: explicit???
Boiler_bot: Lets gooooo
CAKHost: THe TEXTES
Foxmar320: Ah it said the thing!
Mushbie: "This game contains scenes"
Vinewood_OG: Ah simpler times
Foxmar320: It better
Anubis169: Twomented Souls
TXC2: texts? are they sacred ?
CAKHost: Oh please let them
Boiler_bot: "Say the line, Bart!"
patbaer subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
patbaer: Still kinda nice
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TehAmelie: huh, they even call it tank controls
public_key_reveal_party: Is it weird I only like tank controls on keyboard?
Boiler_bot: TBH I also like tank controls.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: tank/analogue are on-demand, so you can just start using one whenever you want by pressing that option
Jundinator: Hi Graham. Please tell me we enabled tank controls
MenomeAlice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
MenomeAlice: People who don't use tank controls are cowards. Fight me using tank controls.
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Juliamon: That happened at the start of the first game
TheMerricat: We did @Juliamon
CAKHost: Yeah that's in the first one
TheMerricat:
Doh wrong J name.
TehAmelie: i'm not sure how the portraits are different. do you get more punk with higher difficulty?
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat @Jundinator
prince_infidel: Sometimes people don't have an eye Graham. Stop judging
NoxStryx: Her losing her eye was in the first 2 minutes of the first game.
Dalrint: The older I've gotten, the more the 'assisted' difficulty has become my new 'normal.'
Anubis169: I never understood why people lock off the harder options on first playthrough...
public_key_reveal_party: This is actually a train simulator
TXC2: Dalrint right?
TheMerricat: @Anubis169 Cause it's a BADGE OF HONOR!
Gaelan_Maestro: what a short train
TheAinMAP:
INCSlayer: but its funny
Juliamon: For funsies
Dalrint: Don't horn shame, graham
TehAmelie: it's so we know it's a train
Diabore: train doots as it pleases g
SquareDotCube: love a good train horn
CAKHost: I'm wondering how fast you can complete the toilet percent in this one
TXC2: hell yeah electric train!
public_key_reveal_party: That is a very overgrown track too
Creideiki_SE: How else would you know it was a train?
CAKHost: WOW
CAKHost: okay
accountmadeforants: Are we headed to Black Mesa?
Foxmar320: @Anubis169 Oh it could be like Sonic Frontiers and lock not only the harder difficulty, but the real ending behind hard mode
johnnylongtorso: arrr, I'm a pirate
Anubis169: jeez they didn't match the hand movements x_x
TXC2: or why do we dress like we're 15 and discovered punk?
TehAmelie: jeez mom i'm in the zone
Juliamon: Anubis169 Deliberately, I think
Wolfstrike_NL: Mom! I was being possesed by an evil spirit, leave me alone!
CAKHost: The doodle zone
Despoiler98: "wellness"
Mushbie: Oh that isn't her mom
Gaelan_Maestro: isnt this similer to how silent hill the movie starts?
Astramentha: she just needs some time by the seaside
Despoiler98: which involves an old priest and a young priest
johnnylongtorso: I heard there's a cure for wellness
TXC2: I wager these two are sisters not mother/daughter
INCSlayer: no its not a camp its a Wellness Retreat
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: okay so first game minor recap: they're twin sisters but Time Nonsense happened, the end
Vinewood_OG: Should have bought me the Switch 2
Mushbie: @TXC2 you would be correct
Steelwolf171: It's the pouches
TXC2: Mushbie neat
DoodlestheGreat: How poorly used is this railway for the grass to be growing from the tracks?
Boiler_bot: Uh oh clearly evil nun.
TehAmelie: i think she's on drugs
Masslost watched 110 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
lamina5432: afternoon
DoodlestheGreat: "Unless you ask nicely."
accountmadeforants: *will definitely bite
TheMerricat: So for those who don't remember the first game story, the two girls are TWINS.
Gaelan_Maestro: yes, but do you stab?
SquareDotCube: these facial animations are certainly... something
Foxmar320: "I don't bite" in before vampire nuns
Dalrint: "Do you bite if I ask nicely?"
public_key_reveal_party: Foreshadowing is a literary device where
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: that is distressingly well rendered indoors
Foxmar320: We are so going to be backtracking through this room a lot
CAKHost: Hello Gloom
prince_infidel: A normal Catholic church to me
TXC2:
we super look like a female Naked snake 
Steelwolf171: The kid has good instincts
CAKHost: You are awfully bright as ever
Masslost: So this is somewhere in eastern europe im guessing
MWGNZ: "i know writers that use subtext"....
DoodlestheGreat: Has she got a mouthful of dental implants?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the art direction and environmental design in this game is top-notch
accountmadeforants: This is a fancy-ass convent in the middle of nowhere.
johnnylongtorso: the nun's accent is "Europe"
TehAmelie: oh, i see, Naked Snake has upped his disguise game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the character models maybe less so
CAKHost: Oh I like that pendant
Foxmar320: At what point do we start picking up weird keys
public_key_reveal_party: I'm glad I'm not the only one who is thinking of snake
Decaped: Is the eyepatch going to affect your ability to aim? Cause that would be kinda neat
firehawkzoa: That nun smiles like someone that grew up with bad teeth and got them fixed recently
Masslost: also the main character gives off it wasn't a phase vibes
accountmadeforants: That cross looks like it'll make a good improvised weapon later
Foxmar320: LOL
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: that mattress looks to be from the actual bizantine empire
johnnylongtorso: these are your people, Graham!
TXC2: the question we ask ourselves everyday
NoxStryx: That is what crosses are, Graham.
CAKHost: Sister I crave the north
prince_infidel: The devs might be Canadian
Vinewood_OG: Fallout season 2 side quest
Foxmar320: Canada named dropped already
Cheese_Hammer: solid Canuck
spinebustertee: is our protag a Saskatchewan Pirate?
public_key_reveal_party: Canada referenced!
SmithKurosaki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
SmithKurosaki: Oh good, a Canada Reference in the video game
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Flyingdelorion: Canada, notable cheater at curling......
TheWooglie: that's tiny
Valkryir: shoes on the bed!!! whyy
NoxStryx: Spoilers!
TXC2: also face to face is weird
johnnylongtorso: damn European hotels
neisan2112: Thats a small bed for 1 person tbh
accountmadeforants: Spent all the bed budget on incredible wardrobes and paintings and wallpaper
Foxmar320: Glad they sleep like everyone in a video game ever. No blankets
SquareDotCube: And coats
SnackPak_: I love that TMBG song
DoodlestheGreat: Annapurna?
TXC2: also that neckless is GLUED onto her chest
Masslost: anna are you ok anna are you ok
public_key_reveal_party: So is this outfit how everyone dresses in Canada?
CAKHost: Anna! Pssh pssh pssh
DoodlestheGreat: Anna one anna two...
Aenir798: what if Anna in the trunk
CaptainSpam: Decent pirouettes, always a good first impression.
RhoxPaperScissors: ^^
Decaped: Can't wait for the animation of pulling a shotgun out of the fashionable purse
Dalrint: Four hours of gameplay later: Anna was in the trunk the whole time!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: cant help but wonder if the art on the wall is a deliberate choice
Foxmar320: Perfectly normal screams
Steelwolf171: Maybe she's in the trunk? It looked roomier than the bed
SmithKurosaki: I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain
MenomeAlice: I KNOW HORROR GAMES THAT USE SUBTEXT AND THEY'RE ALL COWARDS
Laserbeaks_Fury: Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you
CAKHost: "I just saw I mouse! Everything is okay!"
CaptainSpam: Ooo. I can dig the Dutch angle.
TXC2:
why the Dutch angle game?
Inquisitor_Xian: ooooooooo dutch angels, someone went to film school! (Sarcastic)
johnnylongtorso: ah, so we're in the Netherlands
Boiler_bot: Why not dutch angle?
Decaped: Canadian angles were too expensive to import
SmithKurosaki: ^ dichotomy of chat lol
TehAmelie: it was some pretty heavy shadow on our end
CaptainSpam: Chat is split on the topic of Dutch angles.
CAKHost: Didn't the first one use Dutch angles?
Dalrint: I'm loving the fixed camera angles
RhoxPaperScissors: they have too much crap in their hallways
public_key_reveal_party: These are some extreme dutch angles
RhoxPaperScissors: could you imagine dusting? KAppa
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: dutch angles to go with the very european architecture
Diabore: i think they know its your sister
CAKHost: Hm this got to 11 quickly
Aenir798: No violence, only sacrifice
DoodlestheGreat: This home is ridiculously festooned in Gothic decor.
Foxmar320: A bit late for the no violence lady
public_key_reveal_party: I really want her to do a reversal into a Leon Kennedy suplex
prince_infidel: People saying theirs too much stuff in the halls have never been in a convent
CAKHost: Graham that's a lady
Inquisitor_Xian: that nun looks like the mask from that one vine
SmithKurosaki: Le gasp
Vinewood_OG: You can't fight here, this is the murder room!
Foxmar320: No Destiny is another game
johnnylongtorso: they brought in some extras from Bloodborne
TXC2:
prince_infidel lot of puritans in chat I guess
accountmadeforants: Tormented Souls II because it's guiding you to Destiny 2
public_key_reveal_party: Twins????
Aenir798: twins???
Wolfstrike_NL: twins?!
AugmentingPath: Ah, she's with the Order of St. Bungo
Foxmar320: This lady wants to guide you to play Destiny!?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Time Nonsense(TM)
Juliamon: Time shenans happened in game 1
TheMerricat: Yes there was time travel in 1
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
Lysander_salamander: neat
Cheese_Hammer: Canadian. too polite to argue
johnnylongtorso: I demand to see my solicitor
TehAmelie: i don't think they let churches do that anymore
Aenir798: nope
AugmentingPath: oof ouch
Valkryir: hate that
MWGNZ: "no violence, but we're gonna choke you out"
Foxmar320: Ummmm ouch
CAKHost: OW
TXC2: EXTREME acupuncture
SmithKurosaki: Did I accidentally the strangee joke too early foxmar?
Lysander_salamander: that's a lot of sparkplugs
Bassios: vomit
public_key_reveal_party: Not a fan of thatb
CAKHost: Nope
Gaelan_Maestro:
that looks painful 
Coloneljesus: are these spark plugs?
Inquisitor_Xian: sparkplug acupuncture is all the rage
Diabore: those are spark plugs on the end?
SmithKurosaki: No thx
CaptainSpam: That is not how acupuncture works!
SquareDotCube: WHY THE MIDRIFF
Foxmar320: Nope nope nope
Juliamon: This wellness center needs their acupuncture license revoked
The_Color_Twelve: stabbity Jack the stabbing fiend of stab street
Critterbot: Yiiiikes!'
TXC2: DON@T PULL YOU IDIOT!
INCSlayer: EXTREME accupuncture
prince_infidel: Someone is terrible at acupuncture
CaptainSpam: This is not relaxing at all!
Dalrint: Well I'm out
Diabore: oh thats DEEP
BrindleBoar: amateur acupuncture
CAKHost: Are they candle sticks?
Lysander_salamander: ouch
Scy_Anide: Jesus
CAKHost: Yee
Manae: Well this is very much how the first one jumped in content from 1 to 10, isn't it?
TehAmelie: acupuncture with a chandelier
Steelwolf171: This is why you never let nuns give you acupuncture
Mushbie: so this is a bit similar to how the first game started
SmithKurosaki: They look like baby candlesticks
jimber_jam: some of those have to be in the bone
LeeshaJoy: ew ew ew ew ew
Vinewood_OG: Hellraiser cosplay
Foxmar320: Girl no
accountmadeforants: Hallowed be thy ignition coil
CastleOtranto: That was a big bunch of nope
Diabore: short game, we bleeding to death
Scy_Anide: And then she died
TXC2:
she built different
Lysander_salamander: yay
TheMerricat: Emma and Anna were meant to be sacrificed by their grandfather to summon a 'savior'. Emma's mother escaped with her but it left Emma amnesiac, later she was tricked into coming back.... where she ended up having to go back in time to save her sister.
Coloneljesus: 18 stab wounds? barely an inconvenience
jimber_jam: appropriate response
Foxmar320: Anyone got a lot of bainaids
CaptainSpam: Okay, no, she is now empty of blood.
Foxmar320: bandaids even
DeM0nFiRe: I think that lady was lying when she said they had no reason to fear
DoodlestheGreat: She's leaving spark plugs all over the place.
SmithKurosaki: Extra not full of strange things now
INCSlayer: look graham you cant bleed out if you no longer have any blood left in you
CAKHost: Stabbed you
TXC2:
shows the needles, doesn't show the vomiting
AugmentingPath: She stopped bleeding because she's dead. She's a zombie now
Decaped: she's a fungus monster now, if this is a real resident evil game
Coloneljesus: @TXC2 harder to animate I guess
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the first game got her used to a lot of stuff
Inquisitor_Xian: her hair is clipping a fair bit through her face there huh>?
Dalrint: This isn't her first rodeo I guess
SmithKurosaki: Good ole video game underwear
TXC2: Coloneljesus probably
Boiler_bot: Found our clothes
TehAmelie: maybe she IS Big Boss
public_key_reveal_party: They're cosmetic 15 centimeter deep stab wounds
underhill33: i would have died on the spot
Lysander_salamander: nice that our clothes were nearby
Lysander_salamander: considerate of them
CAKHost: Wait her clothes were right there?
prince_infidel: At least she's dressed now
Lysander_salamander: nice
CaptainSpam: I mean, if I woke up with enough stakes driven through me such that I was devoid of blood, I probably wouldn't handle it that well, either.
Foxmar320: LOL
johnnylongtorso: careful, don't hurt yourself
SquareDotCube: you know, if I had a nickel for horror games that involved impractical and unnecessarily sexy scrubs, I'd have two nickels
Mazrae: Don't know why just hearing her scream Anna, I cant help but be like Anna are you okay are you okay Anne, (I know thr song says Annie)
Flyingdelorion: More pointy things, just what I needed!
Boiler_bot: I am liking the environmental graphics design. Very moody and looks like detailed pre-render.
CAKHost: XD
Foxmar320: I hope this is not Chris's blood
TehAmelie: it seems more likely our blood
Laserbeaks_Fury: that not the only thing Holey around here
SmithKurosaki: All the sparkles
CAKHost: ANd you have a thumbtack
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: oh this is one of those games with environmental storytelling huh
johnnylongtorso: wouldn't fit on a bookshelf well
public_key_reveal_party: @tehamelie why would we be bleeding, we only got stabbed 80 times
Decaped: impale the tiny jesus
Foxmar320: Well I wonder...
CAKHost:
Those are hard to get rid of so I can understand 
TXC2:
wild that this game gets the original sin and not all sin part right
Lysander_salamander: sure why not
CastleOtranto: That cover would be uncomfortable to hold
Boiler_bot: That's neat.
Coloneljesus: looks like a hinge to me
chaos5896: boooo
TheWooglie: hinge looks fine from here
The_Color_Twelve: yet more stabbing
accountmadeforants: Got that RE vibe already
prince_infidel: Ok. I love this game
Lysander_salamander: salvation in the bible. Good ol' book-safe
TehAmelie: i think using a bible for hiding junk is heresy
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the first game had a puzzle involving a floppy disk and you actually had to flip the write protect switch
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's a Keycifix
Steelwolf171: Alex has to play this at some time
Coloneljesus: nice of them to leave the whiteboard there
TheOges: Stab christ to get key. Yeah that's adventure game logic
SquareDotCube: "But I sleep better with the lights off"
Foxmar320: Can we get some small green plants
Boiler_bot: ohhhhhh
Coloneljesus: oh we get darkness insanity?
MenomeAlice: Don't let Cliff Richard get you either
Lysander_salamander: In danger of being eaten by a grue?
johnnylongtorso: so no Dark Souls?
TehAmelie: ooh, i hope we have to shove around a table with a candle for light
public_key_reveal_party: Sanity meters my beloathed?
TheMerricat:
@TehAmelie They are a cult attempting to summon a 'savior' using the blood of innocence... I think using a bible for their stash might be the least of their heresies
Lysander_salamander: oh, dutch angle
Mangledpixel: the Dutch, again!
WiJohn: Helpful!
Dalrint: You know I kind of appreciate that she took all that damage in a cutscene and it actually translated into her being hurt in-game
TXC2:
it's 2026, we're not allowed maps in games any more
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: to the film students: what are the supposed emotions audiences experience with dutch angles?
accountmadeforants: Anna's normal sketchbook of the Hell Dimension.
CaptainSpam:
I have experienced more opinions on Dutch angles in this one stream than I think I ever have in my life up to this point. 
DeM0nFiRe: They had to make sure you knew the sparkling lectern turned suspiciously towards the camera was important
public_key_reveal_party: Have you considered looking at this obvious thing that is highlighted by the lighting engine?
Anubis169:
We're... unmapped! 
TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn a feeling of confusion or dread, that something is off or wrong
Juliamon: This is so many candles to light, every night
TehAmelie: i heard it helps to have a map
Boiler_bot: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Disorientation and unease, I think?
BrindleBoar: thou shalt not thumbtack the lord, amen
Valkryir: @Juliamon I was just thinking, what is their candle budget
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
public_key_reveal_party: "Amen" is out. "So true bestie" is in
TehAmelie: given the mother's complexion she could be pretending to be that statue
Lysander_salamander: sure
Wolfstrike_NL: Let's stab us some more!
Foxmar320: This looks painful
TehAmelie: is this just a shot of ether?
Anubis169: Thou shalt not. Just... whatever it is, don't.
Lysander_salamander: like gap filler for your wounds I guess?
prince_infidel: First aid kit from Bloodborne
adi_pie: @Juliamon Gotta make your own fun when in a house this big.
TXC2: the best Medicine 1887 has to offer
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: medical caulking
Boiler_bot: Had a dental checkup lately?
Lysander_salamander: ah
Lysander_salamander: ok
TXC2: reel to reel like it's 1977
CAKHost: I wonder what the healthy will be in this game.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: it's good to have optimism
Lysander_salamander: I guess she's already given up on living?
Foxmar320: This is how all those messages end up in other games
TehAmelie: hmm, we could have save points that require two, one or no tapes
Marvoleath: Optimistic
prince_infidel: What year is it?
WiJohn: Beeg
Lysander_salamander: this is so silly
CAKHost: Herb? Solution? A third thing?
DoodlestheGreat: Remember that the menu said there's TWO tapes in every safe room.
adi_pie: "A huge nun knocked me out" goals, honestly.
Mangledpixel: a nooj hun
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Kinda wish she would stop doing that and maybe start drawing some cash"
Nosser2: Just a MASSIVE Bride of Christ.
accountmadeforants: Oh, I thought *we* were recording the suspicious lore tapes as part of the save process and thought that was clever. But nope, it's just the usual lore tapes.
CaptainSpam: I'll be honest, if every save comes with a recap since the last save, that's kinda neat.
Decaped: Huge Nun as a wrestling gimmick sounds good. AEW get on it
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohhh, the LADY Chapel
public_key_reveal_party: They saw giant woman from RE7 and thought, "we could do that, also she's a nun"
accountmadeforants: Oh wait that was us, hell yeah
CAKHost: yay! \o/
TXC2: public_key_reveal_party double up on the fetishes that way
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
1
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: no shadow hugs
Boiler_bot: uhoh
AugmentingPath: myagic
adi_pie: Electric candles
adi_pie: Just exposed wires bursting into flames.
Foxmar320: Graham the game heard you talking bus
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TehAmelie: i was asking who left all those live candles unattended but i guess they are safe
Anubis169: Huh, so this is how people leave audio logs everywhere
CAKHost: Gut Cage
Lysander_salamander: at least it's reusable
TXC2: that's a whole bunch of nope
adi_pie: Call that a light(er) snack
Stratavarius: I know the status is about the player, but I thought it was about the puzzle man for a second
Anubis169: This is Jerry, your #1 fan
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: game starts at 11 and leaves the dial there huh
Lysander_salamander: I guess her experiences beforehand makes this bodyhorror blase?
Fantusta: I have no questions nor comments nope
Foxmar320: What you dont store your lighters like that?
CAKHost: Something something Silent Hill
accountmadeforants: That's for or next audio log
WiJohn: Their life choices are their own
raulghoulia: do you still have the pliers or were those keys?
public_key_reveal_party: Why would that be worthy of comment?
Boiler_bot: uhoh
Lysander_salamander: ah, there we go
calculated_uncertainties: There was a lot going on there.
neisan2112: Whats there to question really?
CaptainSpam: Is there a fuel meter on the lighter?
Lysander_salamander: he wants his lighter back
Juliamon: "*sigh* This shit again?"
Creideiki_SE: We don't have time to question things, we need to find Anna!
TXC2: totaly normal for a convent to have a corpse chained up in the basement
Fantusta: Sounds an awful lot like someone else's problem
prince_infidel: This lady has definitely contracted the entire alphabet of Hepatitis from this place
Boiler_bot: Well then
accountmadeforants: Cool!
Anubis169: Worst Hellraiser cosplay ever
CAKHost: You took their emotional support lighter!
CaptainSpam: "Oh, thank CHRIST someone finally took the lighter. Now I can leave."
TXC2: prince_infidel plus a brand new kind of tetanus
adi_pie: You wouldn't know it from looking at it, but that lighter weighs 200kg
CAKHost: Surely that isn't a person in that box
adi_pie: It looks lighter than it is, if you will.
LithelyUnshod: I think this is the first time I've done the sister>brother stream-hop
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: whichever direction is spookiest
Inquisitor_Xian: ya know, in pale even lighting this game looked kinda ass, but with the candle light and moon through the windows it's suddenly much better to look at
Decaped: Forget your sister, just loot this entire collection of expensive woodwork and call it a day
TehAmelie: i just thought, imagine if you had a Nemesis type of thing chasing you but it's got Anna and you have to stop it hurting her. that could be inventive
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adi_pie: Oh hey, I know that corpse, he did good work in Mouthwashing.
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TXC2: pope-a-doms = popadoms blessed by his holeyness ?
Mangledpixel: povidone is basically medical glue, btw
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Decaped: So, the needles are symbolically large, not actually large.
lamina5432: join us for board games in the discord
ogundiety: Nuns could never do anything wrong!
Vinewood_OG: Jacob - "You did this to me!"
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: now we need the art history students to tell us why that painting is plot relevant
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
CAKHost: Angels are also present
ogundiety: please pay no attention to the rest of hte game so far
TXC2: R?
Robot_Bones: Pope Popidome, owner of the Popesdale Popidome
hypergirlie_hyperpop: phone's got a Reverse
WiJohn: 8675309?
TehAmelie: redial? that's a new technology for a rotary phone
raulghoulia: did yall ahve *69?
Vinewood_OG: Owww my back
LithelyUnshod: Touch-tone cost money in the 80's
NotCainNorAbel: I had a party line, so don't feel so bad
ogundiety: Trying to explain to people that phones used ot be these heavy as hell chunks.
INCSlayer: it looks like an old analog rotary phone you can click the connector correctly and dial faster
CaptainSpam: @raulghoulia Not on a rotary phone.
TehAmelie: and now let's discuss En Passant
Boiler_bot: Hmm mayhaps this might involve a puzzle at some point
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: remember when "The Phone" was chained to one location?
lamina5432: I had a rotary phone and am like 10 years younger then you
Boiler_bot: Chess related perhaps
RedAlexxis: I am waiting for the day that some dev puts a rotary phone in a game and have push buttons
TXC2: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa yeap, by the front door
EricTheOrange: I assume theirs gonna be a chess puzzle and had to create that for people who don't know the rules
Decaped: puzzle instruction jumpscare
Cheese_Hammer: *Nice
public_key_reveal_party: The twist is that the game you need to play is checkers
adi_pie: I'm trying to remember what the old emergency number here was. I'm just so used to it being 112
accountmadeforants: Our rotary phone was made of bakelite (i.e., plastic, but we all thought it was super fancy)
TehAmelie: we had 90000
Foxmar320: It won't stop spinning? Not very convenient.
INCSlayer: @TehAmelie yes i remember the old 90000
BrindleBoar: mass communication was a mistake, we should never have gone beyond having one telegraph operator per town
TehAmelie: it's where the nuns go to replenish their feck
Creideiki_SE: @TehAmelie Which is one clue that our dials were different to American ones.
Gaelan_Maestro: you went down a lvl
Marvoleath: @adi_pie we had 999 for ambulance, 998 for firestation, 997 for police
Foxmar320: Do we know where the secret lab is?
Decaped: This is the Reverence Floor of the building.
Marvoleath: because of rotary phones
RedAlexxis: Aus has 000
prince_infidel: Why do you have a Ouiji pointer?
TXC2: wild, UK just has 999 for all 3 services
Creideiki_SE: Swedish dials had 0 first and sent n+1 pulses for dialling n, American ones had 0 last, after 9, and sent 10 pulses for 0.
Dalrint: Ooh, silent hill map edits
Foxmar320: Pills here
EricTheOrange: is their a tank controlls option?
TXC2: EricTheOrange yeap
putz12a: Tank controls are on the d-pad, regular move is on the analog stick
ghizmou: her presence but mostly her nostrils
LithelyUnshod: @accountmadeforants Bakelite *was* fancy, back before the petrochemical companies advertised plastic as disposable
prince_infidel: Why are her robes like that?
adi_pie: @Marvoleath Looking it up, apparently for Romania it used to be 955, 961, and 981.
BrindleBoar: Dori-Nun Gray
TehAmelie: this church has some serious bank for sculptures
DoodlestheGreat: Can't wait for the statues to come alive.
adi_pie: This is also how I found out 112 has been the single emrgency number for over 20 years. And now my back hurts.
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Decaped: Seriously, just contact an estate agent and make bank on the sale.
public_key_reveal_party: To be fair, her default speed seems kinda like a run
Marvoleath: arnet those scultpures of some saint that got their skin remoevd?
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Marvoleath: (I sure can type today)
prince_infidel: Catholics love statues. Every church & convent is full of them
EricTheOrange: I've never actually played a resedents evil except for a bit of RE1 on a playstation demo disk. The dogs jumping through the window svared the heck out of me.
ErynTzun:
TehAmelie: i must have been jumpscared by that dog about 50 times
accountmadeforants: @LithelyUnshod Yeah, actually, that's probably a better way of looking at it. (Though based on the name and how chonky that phone was I assumed it was some kinda ceramic for the longest time.)
adi_pie: This can't be your room, it has a distinct lack of very long cat hairs.
RedAlexxis: look at that AC, it's probably the most out of place prop in the place
EricTheOrange: I find Catholics really love art in general. Kinda one of the big sticking points that the protestants had.
TXC2:
the Catholic church loves looking at stuff and not singing, this is the exact opposite of the church of England
Foxmar320: Yeah can just see it
Marvoleath: That's mostly an Italian thing, and since pope lives in Rome, it got imposed on catholics since middle ages
jimber_jam: as the owner of a white australian shepherd, I get it
Foxmar320: Im still finding Monster's fur everywhere
adi_pie: I have a white cat, I understand the feeling. SOmehow I open packages and exactly one hair is already inside the box.
ErynTzun: Just a little bit of large friend always with you
LithelyUnshod: @accountmadeforants Plastic used to be great. Oil companies truly made a miracle, then told us it was trash.
WiJohn: Kool-Aid time!
The_Color_Twelve: can only end well
TXC2:
small sisters, almost not adult looking
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
RedAlexxis: blood wall!
adi_pie: Oh that's sick
Foxmar320: Normal door
accountmadeforants: Regular foreshadowed hell door
EricTheOrange: yeah touch it that's a good idea
AugmentingPath: blood door
jimber_jam: I know my first thought when I see that is to touch it
ErynTzun: My last cat was a mostly black short haired on top long hair on bottom, brownish black on bottom just everywhere
Lysander_salamander: sea sponges?
Redbassist: That doors got hands
accountmadeforants: This was on the cover of our sister's sketch book
silenceaux: aw look they're holding hands
ogundiety: Touching the bloody mirror- deep pain. Literally pulling spikes from her flesh- I'm good!
AugmentingPath: probably need at least a 3-part key to get through that
TehAmelie: i think that's what they call a hellgate
WiJohn: Got out of hand in a hurry
adi_pie: I also absolutely did not see that, I was too focused on the statue. Which I assume is the intended effect.
WiJohn: @TehAmelie More of a heck door
RedAlexxis: slanty!
Nigouki: so I missed the start of the stream but is this the game they played on let's nope that started with full nudity waking up in the tub?
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TXC2: Bolt Cutters, the handy man
SnackPak_: that sounds fun
Foxmar320: Normal classic RE elevator
The_Color_Twelve: as one does...
BrindleBoar: straight to the gift shop
ErynTzun: I take it this doesn't have tank controls based how smooth the movement is
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: museum? I sure do, buddy!
Juliamon: Nigouki The same
TehAmelie: even though they don't believe torture belongs in a museum
Lysander_salamander: does that mean we'll get a nailgun?
AugmentingPath: rubber baby buggy bumpers heavy duty cleaning chemicals
jj_q: @eryntzun tank controls are on the dpad
MenomeAlice: @Nigouki It's the sequel with only underwear so far
DoodlestheGreat: Well, we already used up all th spark plugs.
BrindleBoar:
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
Lysander_salamander:
Amentur:
Foxmar320: Flawless
Juliamon: the most beautiful anachronism
ATrophonian: Those colours are reversed.
SirMorek: but the bins are full
ogundiety: They reccyle well right next to the corpses
Redbassist: They draw the line at recycling
adi_pie: Important to recycle, we're not monsters here.
prince_infidel: Bodies down the hole & recycling to the right
TehAmelie: nobody empties those huh
jimber_jam: trash goes in the blue bin, recycling goes in the green bin, bodies go in the watery hole
TXC2:
look they're not monsters
silenceaux: separate your recyclables
raulghoulia: I feel so bad for the sister who has to truck those up to the curb
Nosser2: *me seperating my papers, plastics, and bodies*
accountmadeforants: Also they separate their recycling!
RedAlexxis: so sometimes the camera follows and sometimes they are dutch angled in hallways and then sort of security camera angles?
public_key_reveal_party: I remember this commodore hustle episode
DeM0nFiRe: They got trash in the recycling bin, to let the player know they are evil nuns
ATrophonian: I mean, compost next to recycling does make sesne.
Marvoleath: Hey, the nuns might be evil, but they are not "destroy the environment" evil
accountmadeforants: Or actually no they don't separate, because those were definitely plastic bags in the compost bin
Foxmar320: Well where do you dump your bodies Graham?
jj_q: they are monsters, not evil. wait I may have that backwards
accountmadeforants: That's how you know they're evil, plastic bags in the compost bin
adi_pie: Also I cannot stop reading stigmata in the same cadence as that one Allan Sherman song.
Fantusta: What are you supposed to do? Be very afraid?
Singenmeister: When the environmental storytelling is both comedic and *more* horrifying.
jj_q:
@marvoleath 
TXC2: they may be trying to raise Satan, but they not oil company evil
BrindleBoar: yeah betting on nailgun
Redbassist: Occupied
TehAmelie: do we build a pneumatic nailgun?
BrindleBoar: time to affix dudes
TehAmelie: well, that was less involved that i thought it would be
Decaped: double barreled nail gun?
Lysander_salamander: now, will it be a projectile weapon or melee? Some nailguns have safety features that won't let you launch the nails.
jj_q: two the point
DoodlestheGreat: @Decaped It's for framing twice as fast.
RedAlexxis: A nail gun is sort of a bad weapon isn't it? Yeah it will hurt you, but anyone at distance has a pretty good advantage over you
Diabore: assume the position!
public_key_reveal_party: Why were those two things separated in the same room? Like, that's really not a puzzle and also not really a tutorial on combining items
prince_infidel: That nailer is HUGE
putz12a: "Status FINE" in the corner makes me think of "Everything is Fine" - both the cross-stitch and the sketch
Lysander_salamander: ah ok
TXC2:
this guy BLEEDS after being hit
public_key_reveal_party: @lysander_salamander the evil nuns don't believe in safety features
RedAlexxis: okay, I'll bite ... NAILED THEM!
adi_pie: The firing sound is pretty close to a nail gun, so they get points for that, but I cannot stop thinking she's sneezing at the enemy.
Foxmar320: Now we can
Lysander_salamander: we can only shoot around lights? How peculiar
Redbassist: Good chunk
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nailed it
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like you should be able to retrieve the nails from enemies after you kill them
Foxmar320: Nice death pose
TXC2: Lysander_salamander being in the dark hurts us
Redbassist: Mood lighting
johnnylongtorso: @public_key_reveal_party need to find a claw hammer
LithelyUnshod: Saw your tweet about the new Squen and Cragg short. Glad I'm not the only one who caught the Kevin Clash connection
TXC2: public_key_reveal_party perhaps they deform from impact
Juliamon: ah, the classic knight trap
raulghoulia: this convent is goofy
Fantusta: Is the holy bible a key?
Mangledpixel: or a regular key and a royal embellisher
Foxmar320: Nice trap knight
Lysander_salamander: nice, free hammer
Redbassist: There's your problem
DoodlestheGreat: So, six shots per monster. But if you reload early do you lose the other four rounds?
MenomeAlice: A Royal Embellishment, like "I can't sweat"
TehAmelie: this IS more extreme than Dark Souls. even there they didn't have the knight statue traps
Decaped: this is the pickle cellar
adi_pie: The Nine are sending agents to find you in other games.
Diabore: final shape was good
Redbassist: Seeners
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: cursed souls? I was promised tormented!
Lysander_salamander: nice
adi_pie: This man is showing too many teeth for me to trust him.
DeM0nFiRe: "This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we will be picking this cursed enchantment of the souls of sinners"
MenomeAlice: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa You got to curse them before you torment them, otherwise you lose all the flavour
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah, that's a fair point
TXC2: who are any of us Graham ?
TehAmelie: @DeM0nFiRe for this we'll need an old priest and a young priest
prince_infidel: Charles must've swung that hammer real hard to lodge it in there like that
adi_pie: Chalres Xavier
Redbassist: His name is his and you cannot have it
LadyAiluros: okay I just looked up the plot for part 1 and this series is UNHINGED
TehAmelie: suspicious that they felt the need to hide that one body
LadyAiluros: I wanbt to surprised watching so I did not look up part 2
public_key_reveal_party: Not going to lie, I am baffled by nails being single use, but your air tank provides infinite uses
RedAlexxis: yes!
Decaped: they forgot to lock the gimbal
GapFiller: ohhh yr not kidding abt this being a Resident Evil alike
TehAmelie: does it? i figured the gun came with the air tank detached cause it will need replacing
Redbassist: Is that why the dutch film like that?
public_key_reveal_party: If your church has a torture museum in its basement, I would recommend finding a new church
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh yeah this game wants to be like a Resi game and sticks very firmly to that path
TXC2: I'd MUCH rather a game tracks the ammo over the propellent
GapFiller: even the font is in serial numbers filed off territory
Juliamon: Look, if the game can't understand how nail guns actually work, you can't expect it to know how air tanks work either
Thagnok: This looks like old OLD school Alone in the Dark.
TehAmelie: get ball peened!
MenomeAlice: Maybe it's a really dusty map, and it's the "Horticulture Museum"
prince_infidel: Just like a real lock
public_key_reveal_party: World's quietest hammer
Swamplor: I just got here and I see that some *choices* have been made about the camera
brainbosh: What is this, Battlefield Earth?
JKBalch: Can you kick?
prince_infidel: Hammer them?
NoxStryx: You know, i thought this dev was canadian, but based on their camera angles maybe they are Dutch.
public_key_reveal_party: Slightly rusty metal lock: one tap with a hammer. Ceramic vase: literally indestructible and immovable
ghyllnox: Dodge is aspirational
adi_pie: Maybe it's only in combat?
Lysander_salamander: yay
Redbassist: Clang
ghyllnox: \o/
accountmadeforants: Cool technology!
johnnylongtorso: I just noticed something else about the character, two things in fact
TehAmelie: yay, breakable vases!
Juliamon: Suck it, ceramic!
Nosser2: *adjusts eyepatch* Hammer time.
public_key_reveal_party: You are going to have a very promising job opportunity in construction after this
adi_pie: This is getting out of hand. Now there's two of them.
MenomeAlice: This must be a Soulslike, breakable pottery
hypergirlie_hyperpop: good PING sound
TXC2: M1 Gerand ping?
Nosser2: Did the nailgun just have a M1 Garand ping?
Cptasparagus: how dutch can this angle be
Swamplor: I assume that the aggressive camera angle changes in the middle of combat make things easier?
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, if I could somehow make my nail gun have a garand ping, I would
johnnylongtorso: this game brought to you by Zippo
Redbassist: !gant
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TXC2: an angle so Dutch it's gonna revolt from the Spanish
accountmadeforants: Frankly hammer seems kinda overpowered
TehAmelie: that was a decisive final blow
prince_infidel: They're so dramatic when they die
jimber_jam: the fact that the nailgun appears to do more damage than the hammer is wild
Lysander_salamander: yay
Redbassist: "Okay okay with the hammer, I'll die geez"
TXC2: items in vases? oh we Link-ing now
Simriel: Oh hey it's famed streamer Gham Stank
SquareDotCube: the courtyard of your relaxation spa run by nuns
Caffine1138: Items with logical use?!
TehAmelie: but it was clearly a headsaw
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is what 30 years of genre iteration gets you
Juliamon: not relaxation; WELLNESS.
Marvoleath:
@TehAmelie
TXC2:
Wellness, Meaning we're training to be Female body builders
Marvoleath: the jiggle physics are a bit extra in this btw
Cptasparagus: my nailgun doesn't usually have bullets in it
Laserbeaks_Fury: OBJECTION@
SquareDotCube: SHAME
public_key_reveal_party: I like fixed cameras in horror games, a lot of games just don't take advantage of their strengths in framing and just kinda are like "you're looking over here now"
Lysander_salamander: I keep tilting my head to compensate
MenomeAlice: The statue is pointing to Wrestlemania
Scy_Anide: Double Dutch angle that
e_bloc: in her defense evil is really hot
accountmadeforants: Ah, witch trial rules
johnnylongtorso: "I don't like this any more than you women"
Marvoleath: no wonder, 2 days after a loss of blood
Marvoleath: you're dead in hours
public_key_reveal_party: "this justice thing is really easy"
TXC2: minutes even
johnnylongtorso: hell yeah, Moonlight Sonata time
TXC2: so no zero indexing on this map
Lysander_salamander: ok
johnnylongtorso: get the broom!
public_key_reveal_party: That was the first thing I have liked in this game haha
Nosser2: That's just Sister Marisa, she does that.
MenomeAlice: Okay, that got me
SquareDotCube: nice night to be dancing on the ceiling
Fantusta: Chat did not like that
Marvoleath: good thing we got all those stabbing vaccinations earlier
Nigouki:
that's not a very satisfying hammer smack ![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555587/1.0 ":\")
TXC2: very mannequin looking "skin"
kristian_fischer: Ahoy, G. This seems like a pleasant vacation spot?
public_key_reveal_party: See, that's a cool monster and a cool introduction to it, I liked that
Marvoleath: otherwise that would hurt
accountmadeforants: More legs to walk the stairway to heaven with
raulghoulia: well they are married to god
prince_infidel: So I have to admit, that is not a typical feature of Catholic convents
INCSlayer: God works in mysterious ways Graham
DeM0nFiRe: "Big fan of the corpse spider" -- god, probably
Scy_Anide: For a second I was gonna ask why it has 4 legs but then it made it quite clear
Bassios: I think they gave up on heaven a long time ago
AugmentingPath: @accountmadeforants makes sense
kristian_fischer: @prince_infidel Guess we haven't been to the same Catholic convents.
Decaped: hmmmm, an obsession with body modification featuring stigmata....These nuns
TXC2: Shortgun!
kristian_fischer: You have to take the Dais of Ascendance, Graham!
TehAmelie: this is pretty similar to Undeadburg
TXC2: so much bird poop
public_key_reveal_party: Remember to hit the illusory wall and make a covenant with the spider so you can save solaire
falke7688: can you hit the bell with the hammer?
JKBalch: Big Joe!
kristian_fischer: Ah yes, Big Joe. The fourth of the Three Tenors.
Lysander_salamander: we have a hammer
Laserbeaks_Fury: so, the Ponderosa?
Marvoleath: 1st Victor, 2nd Big Joe, final Elias
accountmadeforants: Big Joe and Little Claudio, leaving out their other brother, Regular-Sized Jeffrey
johnnylongtorso: @kristian_fischer that's what they called Jose Carreras
Decaped: Big Joe vs the Huge Nun at WRESTELMANIA
SquareDotCube: could we just break the glass? couldn't be a single pane that's not tempered
TehAmelie: medium, large, small and medium-large?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Not As Big But Still Respectably Sized Joe's Brother, Joe"
ErynTzun: Medium joe
kristian_fischer: CLANG!
Nigouki: that's a drunk redneck retelling of Eru Iluvatar creation
Lysander_salamander: sure
TXC2: got it in one
kristian_fischer: This is my brother Joe, this is my other brother Joe!
Lysander_salamander: nice
AugmentingPath: yep, that's the most efficient way to break glass with a hammer
Marvoleath:
I feel like we could just broke the glass with that hammer instead
TehAmelie: are we gonna shoot the PM of Japan?
Foxmar320: Is that shotgun from Fallout? Did I make it with pipes?
TXC2:
Nigouki which one's melkor ?
johnnylongtorso: and God said to Moses, take up this holy shotgun, that you should blast the unbelievers
accountmadeforants:
Or, *or*, hear me out, two barrels making for a *really* short sawed-off shotgun 
SquareDotCube: and yet we could've probably just smashed the glass with the hammer and
public_key_reveal_party: When do you get to the BFG?
Decaped: ohhh, okay, that was the double barrel in the icon from earlier. Games got some bugs.
Lysander_salamander: well, at least it has upgrades
prince_infidel: 3 barrel shotgun my beloved
Cptasparagus: i don't think Lando was in Andor
kristian_fischer: So anyway, Graham started blasting.
TVsNate: Sure hope you find some pipes of a convenient size here soon
prince_infidel: Jesus!
Foxmar320: I think you got them
TXC2: hip fire the shotgun, what could go wrong
Nigouki: @TXC2 Another Joe, he comes in later. Him and his cotton eyes.
johnnylongtorso: *bonk*
prince_infidel: The gun has the power of GOD
TXC2:
Nigouki
raulghoulia: adam is so right for wanting to be rich to make a puzzle mansion
xantos69: Hey G. How is the game?
kristian_fischer: @TXC2 It's a video game shotgun after all.
Decaped: I hope they originally wanted this to be a stake thrower
TXC2: kristian_fischer indeed
Redbassist: Perfectly normal going downstairs animation there
SquareDotCube: at least she didn't say groovy
TehAmelie: no wonder they invented the double barrel eh
Toxxick:
kristian_fischer: Or remark about primitive screwheads.
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accountmadeforants: This is still really cool
Decaped: shoot him to get the bad end! XD
AugmentingPath: how come this tape recorder makes type writer noises?
johnnylongtorso: I was wondering when we'd hit a giant snake boss
TehAmelie: tbh a guy in a wheelchair is by far the least dangerous person we've encountered yet
kristian_fischer: Well, @AugmentingPath... if you'll just look over there...
SquareDotCube: you know the recorder annoys me, that's a 30s style mic on a 60s/70s style body
Juliamon: AugmentingPath that's the captions, not the recorder
Lysander_salamander: see you later
TXC2: !break
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Marvoleath: !break
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AugmentingPath: @Juliamon Ah, of course, the hand-typed captions
Juliamon: exactly
johnnylongtorso: why always a typewriter? how about some dot matrix printer captions?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
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Anubis169: ding dong
Foxmar320: Gross
johnnylongtorso: they got Capra Demon
ghyllnox: Do you keep yours somewhere else?
Decaped: complete no sell. lovely clip
Foxmar320: I don't want to know whats IN the frisge
JKBalch: Please don't kill the cook
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the shotgun is such a good problem solver in this game
prince_infidel: So the game's lot less scary with a shotgun
ghizmou: oh fresh clothes
JKBalch: Handsaw to remove the hand
Marvoleath: fire?
Foxmar320: Im amazed its not the saw
Juliamon: sounds like flamethrower soon
johnnylongtorso: you'll want to thaw your corpse out overnight before you put it in the oven
Anubis169: wonder what dishes you make from goat head... there's probably some medieval abomination that does
Foxmar320: I was just about to say it looks like space under her
ghizmou: what's for dinner poppa ?
SquareDotCube: what a weird stove
AugmentingPath: can we put a kettle on?
raulghoulia: leave the freeze door open? their energy bill is ging to spike
johnnylongtorso: Warmhammer 40k
xantos69: Oh WarmHammer? I used to play that in highschool.
JKBalch: Can we pull a log out with the pliers?
Toxxick: are we gonna have to like pour boiling water on her or something?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @johnnylongtorso 40 Kelvin?
TehAmelie: the stove will win, it's got way more watts
Invitare: it;s a good place to refect
johnnylongtorso: if only Kool-Aid Man were here
Marvoleath: Refactory? Isnt that what Serge likes to play
DoodlestheGreat: I was getting lunch. Did he find another barrel yet?
TehAmelie: the bit about replenishing your feck is funny cause you could describe eating that way
Invitare: I prefer the Reflectory
SuperWriterAndy: was there a tormented souls II
SuperWriterAndy: III
Bassios: The refectory, where things get refec'd
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no, that would be dangerous
sunmare_bahamut: handsaw key
SquareDotCube: I feel like all these rooms just have too many props
Anubis169: graaaaaab a shortcaaaaake
Nosser2: I think the complication is the point of the game.
SquareDotCube: It's almost a hidden object game's level of props
TehAmelie: Sweeny Todd voice: my handsaw is complete!
Foxmar320: Maybe take the frozen arm to the stove?
BusTed: ew
Foxmar320: Gross
JKBalch: This is not the way to make Lady Fingers Graham
ghizmou: roasted nun hand, what a delicacy
johnnylongtorso: mmm-mmm, that's good eatin'
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Foxmar320: Oh goooood
TehAmelie: [Da Vinci Code intensifies]
CaptainSpam: Grilled hand. Good stuff!
SquareDotCube: 3 isn't on bishop
CaptainSpam: You've got the wrong piece on 3.
CaptainSpam: Bishop's the one with the notchy thing in its head.
CaptainSpam: Huh.
prince_infidel: Maybe in the order they described the pieces?
Decaped: it would be funny if they told you all the names but not which piece is which.
TehAmelie: a pretty clever code
johnnylongtorso: isn't that the name of one of Elon Musk's kids
xantos69: Ok, I kinda love that
CaptainSpam: Clever.
accountmadeforants: Oh that's clever
CaptainSpam: I like it.
BusTed: oh, the way they move
voren_chalco: The King: The Queen, but small
JKBalch: Weird math symbols, surely it
Foxmar320: I know chess pieces but that clue is over my head
JKBalch: will be important
AugmentingPath: knight rook bishop queen king pawn knight
prince_infidel: Knight, Rook, Bishop, Queen, King, Pawn Kinght
Marvoleath: Knight rook bishop hetman king pawn knight
raulghoulia: nah those were roman numerals
BusTed:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: can't wait for Final Fantasy Big Asterisk
prince_infidel: Yep, basement
TheMerricat:
while there is a point here, I feel like if you are playing #2 of a series of games that are billed as "resident evil like", it's reasonable to assume you having a passing familiarity of chess and it's symbols.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: games stopped letting us write on the maps and that was a mistake
Decaped: I bet there's just a note that has that information somewhere.
godofthunder4242: Maps I cant put notes on always irritate me.
TehAmelie: things can be rubbed against other things!
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kristian_fischer: Sassy lil save!
Diabore: oh right, graham, its 2026 and i heard (what im chocking up to) a pubg reference on an official league of legends stream
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SquareDotCube: no wonder the nuns are cannibals, they can't even get out of the nunnery with all these weird locked doors
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CaptainTeo: Hey baby how about we take things to the bedroom and save the game
Diabore: 2 weeks
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xantos69: Oh Snap! I love community PUBG day on LRR.
itsaysTRUENO: clear out those 40 gb or whatever it s
moist_but_crunchy: is this game's plot as silly as resi evil 1?
kristian_fischer: Isn't there a new PUBG thing coming out? 5v5 topdown?
Diabore: speaking of i got killed by a lrr clan member yesterday, was a good time
raulghoulia: whenever I say 2 weeks to my gen z coworkers they have no idea what Im talking about
JKBalch: I can uninstall Dota and pick up Pubg.
Marvoleath: @moist_but_crunchy so far seems at least as silly
moist_but_crunchy: @Marvoleath gooooooood
kristian_fischer: Mo barrel, mo better
TehAmelie: the plot is like four parts RE1 and one part Devil May Cry
kristian_fischer: Wait, do we have an eye patch?
accountmadeforants: @moist_but_crunchy At one point we unlocked a bible by sticking a pushpin in one of Jesus's hands (which was missing the stake)
xantos69: Does it fire Brad, Chad, and Thad nails?
prince_infidel: @kristian_fischer Yep
GapFiller: tank controls being considered the lesser of two evils in comparison for many game devs in the late nineties
kristian_fischer: Continuous! Enthusiastic! Lubrication!
prince_infidel: Lost it in the 1st game
Marvoleath: We are like twice as old as our twin sister
CaptainSpam: Note, it did not warn you that continuous lubrication was required. Clearly, the device will supply it. That's the warning.
TehAmelie: we've got an eyepatch and we're 20 years older than our twin sister, so presumably things happened
itsaysTRUENO: Back to the pit.
moist_but_crunchy: she lost an eye in a knife fight with a smurf
TheMerricat: We stole it from our past self, who was also us at the start of the game, so we coudl bypass a security lock that needed our eye, which we were missing... because we stole it from our past self.
SquareDotCube: Don't you hate it when you wake up one day and find that eyepatch just happened overnight?
kristian_fischer: Wow, a lock with a conventional key. How non-Resident Evil!
accountmadeforants: Oh is this the torture museum? I hope they have a gift shop
Marvoleath: Ah, the torture museum is one of those interactive ones, neat
CaptainTeo: The switching between fixed camera and free camera is pretty cool.
SquareDotCube: getting Prince of Persia in here
Scy_Anide: 20 years older than your twin sister is some impressive fortitude on behalf of your mother.
Decaped: lovely skeleton collection
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: for effect I suppose
TehAmelie: i picture the tour guide like "torture is part of our history, but also a living art"
CaptainSpam: Wait a second... skeletons? This is no torture museum! It's a... MURDER MUSEUM!!!
kristian_fischer: @TehAmelie It's one of those guided tours on tape.
itsaysTRUENO: I love any horror game with lots of rusted metal
BusTed: 🤔
CaptainTeo: Yes to Pac Man. No to Tetris.
TehAmelie: what in the Doom 3
accountmadeforants: Oh that's brutal
kristian_fischer: Pills would numb the pain.
Decaped: I collect skeletons inside my body
itsaysTRUENO: not up to code. gotta gave a sign for any on-site monster closets.
Diabore: sure is an angle
SearchingInteractive: make a wish
Marvoleath: I assume no way to shoot the caged thing
Diabore: when does the head disappear from that angle?
JKBalch: Just hammer on their hands
TehAmelie: we could give em a bonk
Foxmar320: oh goood
itsaysTRUENO: arrest this electrician
kristian_fischer: Ahhh, NOW it's Resident Evil.
Diabore: we actually get to keep that wire? thats a first i think
johnnylongtorso: keep your house lit with Pac-Man brand fuses
accountmadeforants: "Why does my breaker keep tripping"
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Nigouki: i love peculiar blood samples
BusTed: the power house of the cell...
Decaped: Need a game that lets you manually rewire the panel instead of doing the puzzle
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: radiation was a big thing in the first game
accountmadeforants: Oh, yup, we definitely have a Resident Evil/Doom evil lab
kristian_fischer: I think it was drivel, Graham.
Foxmar320: So secret lab when
voren_chalco: "Yo, this blood is radioactive, better wear gloves or something."
WiJohn: Per my last communication, beeg
DeM0nFiRe: LLU
DeM0nFiRe:
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kristian_fischer: Real conversation stopper!
TehAmelie: that's a kingly bed for convent standards
public_key_reveal_party: Me at the combination bio lab, radiation lab, and nunnery
BusTed: not a lot of variety, unfortunately
Foxmar320: They remember that mask puzzle from RE1 Remake
adi_pie: I appreciate that she comes from the same school of commentary as Heather from Sh3.
itsaysTRUENO: nice old mic
Decaped: man in the wheelchair looked tall, imo
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MenomeAlice: Us tall people gotta sleep too
CaptainSpam: I like the theory that you make saves by creating audiologs for the next person to find.
Nosser2: *starts recording* "Huge. Nun." *ends recording*
WiJohn: No clever for you, now shoot!
kristian_fischer: "Nun. H. Nun. What's the 'H' stand for? Huge".
accountmadeforants: Okay but *why* do we want to unlock the cells?
Decaped: the lever is over the pit for....reasons
BrowneePointz: oh holy hell I saw our model for one second and suddenly got memory whiplash from The Nope Boys playing the first game
Cptasparagus: someone googled science terms
itsaysTRUENO: very nice of them to pick up different colored markers for the check and the X
BrowneePointz: I had completely wiped this from my memory
Nigouki: 2nd switch is pac-man eats the butt cheeks?
Foxmar320: Reminds me of the water sample puzzle a little from RE3
ghizmou: obviously not up to code
Basic_Human_Decency:
The goal is to get all of them to glow orange
Diabore: this is how you get repeat customers graham, no one else knows how the fuck to fix it
e_bloc: to be fair, I imagine they were definitely shitcannedd
Vinewood_OG: The real horror of this place is all the code violations.
MenomeAlice: If it's homaging RE2, On, On, Off, Off, On
WiJohn: @Vinewood_OG Big nun's in big trouble with OSHA
TehAmelie: the electrician just loves their shocking productions
johnnylongtorso: you've got to get an independent inspection before you buy a convent
e_bloc: probably an in-house job that was eliminated when the convent was purchased by a private equity firm
Basic_Human_Decency: This is def non union work
Foxmar320: Im guessing white space is subtractive?
johnnylongtorso: just fiddle with them until you stumble upon the answer
WiJohn: The fun part is the switch is over the pit, so you need to run through two rooms to check if you're right!
BrowneePointz: trying to conceptualize this spatially is giving me a headache wow
itsaysTRUENO: ohh yeah this is def some code to stop the knight's templar. its all plausible to me now.
TehAmelie:
it's only 32 combinations 
phyxius149: I think it's like 'can you paint in areas of that map to make the shape on the panel'
Marvoleath: I've got the final solution if you understandably would prefer to not do this
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this one is less complex than you think it is
Foxmar320: I guess try it
Diabore: i looked it up, hmu if you want to know
e_bloc: someday I want a horror puzzle to literally only be able to be solved by brute force
Diabore: yup, just lmk if you want
godofthunder4242: Theres only 32 combos. You can brute force it if you have to.
accountmadeforants: That's how I read it as well
itsaysTRUENO: reading the card explains the card (sorry)
Foxmar320: Also looked it up and im like "huh?"
NoxStryx: @TehAmelie I was about to say this is only a 5 bit binary number, not hard to brute force
Diabore: @Foxmar320 yeah i dont get it
Foxmar320: @Diabore Same
Decaped: depends on if order matters
7gorobei: 2nd from the right does work
accountmadeforants: What does the back say again?
NoxStryx: Is there anything on the back of the page?
TehAmelie: @NoxStryx although it takes like a minute to test each one
accountmadeforants: Ah, welp
JKBalch: Not even a spark to let you know it's live
Diabore: oh i dont know the logic, just the final result
NoxStryx: @TehAmelie Yeah if you dont get any response when you are correct
Foxmar320: No idea
itsaysTRUENO: Myst puzzle jump scare
Foxmar320: Same I see the result but not how to get there
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I can explain the logic if desired but I'm keeping my mouth shut til then
MenomeAlice: Myst puzzles have logic!
Scy_Anide: The dials make me things this is a very complicated washing machine
accountmadeforants: @MenomeAlice [Citation needed]
Scy_Anide: Make me think*
enbyKriss: I understand the logic, and can tell you the logic behind the hint if you wish
Decaped: if i were designing this puzzle, combining the 5 symbols would give either the left with the check, or the right with the X. And the X would be a health item.
Marvoleath: I believe the logic is: Of the two options for each dial, only one will match up with the lines and curves in the wireframe diagram from the note. Anything that doesn't match up with the lines in the diagram is wrong.
e_bloc: there is something unsettling about I can see the solution but not why
itsaysTRUENO: @accountmadeforants perhaps this is a Riven puzzle then
Polybius434445: I think the blue and white cancels and they all combine to make the shape
7gorobei: i think i know the logic
CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, I think I see.
CaptainSpam: (why those are pointed out)
Marvoleath: Like the squares on the right do not match the lines at the top
phyxius149: It's a paint with the paint can tool puzzle, I think
enbyKriss: Marvoleath wrote it out
MenomeAlice: PacMan good, Tetris bad
itsaysTRUENO: the H in HVAC is hell
CaptainSpam: Are the two on the bottom just examples, not necessarily the only final products?
Marvoleath: You have 3 elements on the hint, two at the bottom and one large at the top
accountmadeforants: OH!
SnackPak_: oohhhh
7gorobei: shape of the circle and x , if you can shade in section and make the shape
Nosser2: OH, the shapes are examples!
enbyKriss: If you look at you hint paper, the correct hint matches to your pattern
Marvoleath: Yup
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what can you make by flood-filling the shapes of this circle
Foxmar320: Yup
accountmadeforants: I don't mind that all that much, even if it took a while
enbyKriss: Yes!
e_bloc:
Foxmar320: That hint was not great
TehAmelie: the most extra electrician since Edison
Marvoleath: the checkmark and the X were examples, not goals
godofthunder4242: That is very unintuitive.
Diabore: the check and x threw us off
Evochron13: logic: correct. explanation: no.
NoxStryx: That hint could have maybe had like 2 more examples
DeM0nFiRe: Wasn't a great hint yeah
Scy_Anide: Yeah, that is a horrible way to tell players that there's 2 wire frames that are at odds.
adi_pie: I can see the logic of the hint now, but in the moment I would've had a hard time making the connection.
NoxStryx: The bottom ones are examples
Scy_Anide: X or Square
macbody2: iq test puzzles ftw.
Evochron13: or just the word "examples"
Diabore: graham do me a favour, check the pit angle again
Marvoleath: but yea, not great way to give that hint
itsaysTRUENO: the examples should be hand-written. that would communicate them as "advice" and not part of the instructions
circusofkirkus: they're just big boned
godofthunder4242: It made the sound go away. 100% worth.
TehAmelie: hey, this IS Anor Londo
GasCityGaming:
careful, there's pirates there
Scy_Anide: I hope everyone at the church did so much sinning
Decaped: Gonna try promising eternal salvation next time i need to move apartments
Diabore: graham can you check the pit angle again? i wanna see if the head is gone now
SquareDotCube: well move it
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: clonk
TehAmelie: "I'm gonna need another plenary indulgence pls" "it's only been a week, what have you been doing?" "i don't have to answer that"
CaptainSpam: Bonk bonk on the head.
Diabore: ty
Foxmar320: Graham whats a phone book
TehAmelie: it's a matchstick puzzle
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Foxmar320: oh wow ive not seen one since the 90s
Diabore: i havent gotten a phonebook since like pre covid
Vinewood_OG: "A big book full of numbers? You mean a math textbook?"
e_bloc: great, Adam can rip it in half on LRL
Jethrain: @Foxmar320 That's a kindle right?
AugmentingPath: @Foxmar320 it's when you don't have an ereader so you read the book on your phone instead
Foxmar320: Good stream
itsaysTRUENO: xD
lamina5432: o7
Astramentha: o7
e_bloc: that makes it better
LadyAiluros: NGL, would like to see the Lets Nope boys play these games
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I haven't had a phone book since the 90s, dang
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Artificer0: Haven't seen a new phone book in years
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LadyAiluros: speaking of
kingandcommoner: Yes, but that itself can be abit
DoodlestheGreat: @LadyAiluros It would take them four weeks just to get to that old guy.
LadyAiluros: @DoodlestheGreat but it would amusing as all get out!!
TehAmelie: i have a phone book from 2011. last one they sent out. i'm keeping it just in case
Diabore: nah they got an express route
SearchingInteractive: they must be a master electrician
e_bloc: theres an elevator but its out of service
xantos69: G those are the same kind of comments in a D&D game from the pedantic folks who say "Well then what did the dragon eat in this lair for 100 years?"
Marvoleath: @SearchingInteractive tbf the electrician did earn themselves a stay in a dungeon for that fusebox job
Foxmar320: Plenty need for hate
Foxmar320: haste
Diabore: i wasnt looking and thought they were the "wild burger" sisters
Strebenherz: "And then it STABS YOU"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Nautilus, from League of Legends?
Foxmar320: Don't love this
TehAmelie: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa or from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
itsaysTRUENO: graham i was typing that
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so I hear you were wondering how Dutch an angle could be
johnnylongtorso: approaching 90 degrees!
WiJohn: Ooh that was a fun game
Foxmar320: oh good a spinning death trap
Diabore: well watch out for the eviscerator when you have to run through there again
Foxmar320: Gross
Decaped: Is that GabeN?
itsaysTRUENO: Book of Human skin is ALSO very eternal darkness
Marvoleath: ah, a necronomicon
jimber_jam: don't forget the words now
Foxmar320: Don't read the book
gsyhiap: Perfectly normal things
BITs19_: did they *have* to use the face?
WiJohn: Time to get a +1 to wisdom checks!
Jethrain: that's a meaty tome
MenomeAlice: One of these Dutch angles is going to be upside-down at this rate
johnnylongtorso: tier pargon redgormor pargon ulyaoth!
virgil82: Ooh is that the new edition?
AugmentingPath: @jimber_jam klaatu berata necktie. I'd never forget!
BrowneePointz: speaking of Silent Hill, can’t believe we’re getting an Annapurna Silent Hill set in Scotland? this year
James_the_Dabbler: Well heck
BrowneePointz: that angle is so Dutch
Nosser2: The most Dutch angle so far.
JKBalch: That's a heck of an angle
TehAmelie: that was probably 45°
LadyAiluros: klaatau barada .... nickel!
accountmadeforants: Ah, we fixed the exhibits
BrowneePointz: Hitchcock would be delighted
James_the_Dabbler: A bible in a convent? Unbelievable!
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Dutch Angles, got a favorite Hitchcock film G?
itsaysTRUENO: being catholic, you're supposed to imagine that suffering constantly
Diabore: the book
Foxmar320: oh sorry that was me talking
The_Color_Twelve: especially not when she's alreadybeen impaled/stabbed so many times
jimber_jam: classic horror concept: then who was phone?
AugmentingPath: pitiful, thanks for asking
kingandcommoner: Chat was leaking into the game. it happens
e_bloc: pitiful
BITs19_: crash zoom on creepy masks
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jamesinor: Jesus christ, it's almost been 10 years?!
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Diabore: i forgot about limited save items
BrowneePointz: oh god this game has ink ribbons by default!?
jimber_jam: rope is real good
Anubis169: Vertigo is my fave
accountmadeforants: Owie
BusTed: not quite as wholesome
TehAmelie: fortunately it only stabbed us in our holes
johnnylongtorso: this Fall Guys level is kind of mean
Anubis169: it's rough
LordZarano: @BrowneePointz reel to reel tapes, but yes
BrowneePointz: @lordzarano using it as mechanical shorthand
jamesinor: Seriously, how have I been subscribed for 10 years?
Strebenherz: DAMN
Anubis169: hehehe
jamesinor: "Do you deserve justice" is a hell of a line
kingandcommoner: You deserve VENGEANCE
Foxmar320: Do we really want to give him the cursed book
voren_chalco: Oh, hey, it's Adam
TehAmelie: okay it was the necronomicon he wanted. maybe not entirely trustworthy
jamesinor: It has so many holes in it
accountmadeforants: "Danger, do not enter", why, of *all* the places in this godforsaken place, did that door get the Danger sign.
jamesinor: Let the dead rest, man
gsyhiap: So many holes in this face, uh I mean book.
itsaysTRUENO: lmao the subtitle said "laughs ominously"
jamesinor: Is... is that a flaming nail gun?
Anubis169: there are people who don't want to speak even with the living
Anubis169: leave the dead alone
Marvoleath: Well, the nuns had not one but two statues of St Bartholomew the Flayed in there
BrowneePointz: we look like the one lady from Kill Bill dressed like the gal from SH2
johnnylongtorso: @jamesinor no, it's not on fire
Marvoleath: the book might be that guy
johnnylongtorso: will the tears of a clown do?
jamesinor: Also, Cary Elwes is coming to ECCC this year... Imma have him sign the Westley mtg card
Juliamon: Her mouth is modeled like she just had her braces removed yesterday
itsaysTRUENO: no barcode on his head, that's a good sign
Juliamon: it's so distracting
accountmadeforants: God, they *nailed* the Resident Evil story and acting
Dalrint: That was maybe the most natural reaction in this entire game
WiJohn: Take a look, it's in a book
TehAmelie: i was wondering, saints are supposed to be dead
Foxmar320: Weird key but ok
AugmentingPath: @TehAmelie You could bottle the tears before they died? Presumably the tears would become sainted along with them once all the paperwork is filed
TehAmelie: hmm maybe
The_Color_Twelve: What even is that?
MenomeAlice: I'm pretty sure that's the key to the utility toilet
gsyhiap: Just tell it to me straight, dammit
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Foxmar320 looks like a key for a soap dispenser, I've got one on my keychain from when I did janitor stuff
ErynTzun: *exasperated sighs abound*
itsaysTRUENO: he's going for that best supporting actor
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Foxmar320: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Yeah doesn't look like a door key at all
Foxmar320: Wow
itsaysTRUENO: skyrim level up dot ogg
TehAmelie: that was easy to brute force
PandaByName: what's werider, finding bullets in random places or nails
MenomeAlice: Museum of Nails
PandaByName: weirder*
Marvoleath: I like Graham going "surely they will not go 2 -> 3, like I would be checking them in order, that's not how you design this kind of games"
TehAmelie: it was almost like that key just. . .opened the door
Anubis169:
"You must find one who sees, the one who knows the spirit realm... his name is Geoff, 2nd door on your right down the hall." <-- is it THAT hard?
AugmentingPath: !card blasphemous act
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johnnylongtorso: Inquisisister
jamesinor: The museum of torture? Is that on the next Showcase Showdown?
itsaysTRUENO: @PandaByName nails could at least fall into a vase by accident during upkeep
jamesinor: Well yeah, Graham, that's how canvases work. You gotta stretch them to fit
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think "hitting a guy" is probably older than an ornately cast metal sculpture
AugmentingPath: It never happened. We made it up.
Anubis169: it's enough to stop people nicking the market olives
Marvoleath: apparently Iron maiden is also made up, by the victorians
SquareDotCube: like iron maidens
ErynTzun: Wouldn't that be brazen bullshit?
Marvoleath: during their goth era
itsaysTRUENO: rich people are that ghoulish so we believe it
Decaped: Interior Chapel Sister Inquisisitor. I solve a Resident puzzle resistor.
jamesinor: Nah, you want a deeply silly yet horrifying story, talk about the guy who made Blucifer outside the Denver airport
Juliamon: it's an ancient 4chan copypasta
jamesinor: Blucifer the giant blue horse statue that killed its creator
LithelyUnshod: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa "Hitting a guy" always a calssic
CAKHost: Hey again everyone!
CAKHost: I feel asleep eaalier and feel pretty great!
SquareDotCube: Great, if a little cluttered at times
TehAmelie: funny, people are much more keen to make up torture methods other people would have used than making them up themselves
PandaByName: iron maiden were just like, art right?
HadesLeprechaun: Nuns, also not real
PandaByName: never actually used
jamesinor: @PandaByName I think they were a band
itsaysTRUENO: the holy shells of st. springfield
PandaByName: hah
WiJohn: Can you fuss with that? It looked like a puzzle
Marvoleath:
still are @jamesinor 
AugmentingPath: in your Saints' Tears mug, obviously
jamesinor: @Marvoleath They're on my list of "How are you guys still touring" bands
Jethrain: Ah yes, the torture museum, as opposed to this wing of the museum with all the torture gubbins in it
ErynTzun: Strategicly placed empty holy water bottle?
Foxmar320: Missing a piece still
Cptasparagus: @PandaByName thats what Big England wants you to think
AugmentingPath: Can you put that thing on the door that says you can place something on it? it seems like it's the same shape
WiJohn: Sarge?
jamesinor: @Cptasparagus Big England is how I shall refer to them from now on. Great Britain? No, Big England
TehAmelie: what if the key item itself needed you to find a key item? and then solve a puzzle?
SquareDotCube: they were very bored
Marvoleath: @jamesinor I recently saw an interview with Dickinson, his voice and demeanor were very "granpa" but that man can still sing strong
Marvoleath: and is a beast on the stage
johnnylongtorso: what goes up must come down, spinnin' wheel
ErynTzun: Wheel of morality turn turn turn tell us the lesson that we should learn.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: as someone with a bad back who can't do straight-backed chairs, that just looks normal to me
itsaysTRUENO: this is like "human centipede 2" where the thing from fiction was made real
TehAmelie: that is at least based on a real one with smaller butt bumps
Strebenherz: @ErynTzun "early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead"
Foxmar320: You don't have one Graham?
WiJohn: I mean, who doesn't these days?
Cptasparagus: theres a lot of reliance on god NOT doing something
xantos69: A real red flag if you join a nunnary and they have a brazen bull
TheWriterAleph: only one man would dare jam my lever
Rhynerd: well, every Iron Sultanate player needs at least one
jamesinor: @Marvoleath Kind of reminds me of the time I saw Motley Crue with Mars still playing
Rhynerd: wait a minute, this is a nunnery
Marvoleath: "We have created a torment nexus, as seen in the hit movie >>Do not create a torment nexus<<!"
AugmentingPath: @xantos69 Nah, it's fine, they said it was just for their torture museum
TehAmelie: it's stuck with dried jam huh? might just need some water
xantos69: @AugmentingPath There are now 2 red flags
BusTed: I think this is how you get to the Nether
ErynTzun: @Strebenherz if at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents
Stoffern: That's nice
Marvoleath: I like how our one small zippo is still giving more light than 10 candles
itsaysTRUENO: then play zelda's lullaby that should do it
TehAmelie: guess we need to find a clue for it too
Foxmar320: Must be a clue somewhere. Yay
johnnylongtorso: you know, the brochure we got at the tourist center really oversold on the torture museum
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@johnnylongtorso it gets better once you get to the interactive section
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TheDigitalDeer: "And this is the Mirror of Basilega, where they used to starkly light the victim and then make fun of their appearance."
TehAmelie: we could use an ostentatious battle hammer
ErynTzun: Before beads in doorways the trend was chains
itsaysTRUENO: this game lowkey rules
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MenomeAlice: Can you do a reverse-charge call for help?
Marvoleath: @itsaysTRUENO it definitely knows what it wants to be and does it
Marvoleath:
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TehAmelie: on reflection, more of an ostentatious battle meat tenderizer
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MenomeAlice: And they were RIGHT
TehAmelie: it's very successful in what it wants to do
AugmentingPath: Pierre Menard, author of Resident Evil
jamesinor: Hang on, crying statue? I've seen enough Dr. Who to say NOPE
Marvoleath: chop some onions?
MenomeAlice: Step on its foot
gualdhar: why does a convent have a torture museum? was this explained yet?
jamesinor: Don't worry nun
Anubis169: we do!
TehAmelie: i guess to prepare the nuns for the freezer
dumbo3k: Lots of Convents or Lots of Torture Museums?
CAKHost: XD
Marvoleath: @gualdhar probably same reason they have an oubliette and a dungeon
ErynTzun: Eeeeeugh
itsaysTRUENO: well there's a line so it must be worth the wait
James_the_Dabbler: Some days I wish someone would put me on a rack and stretch my back out
TehAmelie: i do not re-call
CAKHost: My take away from this is that there is a list of torture museums in the yellow pages in Europe XD
CAKHost: Stay down!\
MenomeAlice: @CAKHost We did do a lot of it
Marvoleath: office maybe?
James_the_Dabbler: Alternatively, people at the torture museum: "Nice rack"
kusinohki: @cakhost
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MenomeAlice: @James_the_Dabbler "Well hung"
RayFK: Sinquisitor for short
James_the_Dabbler: @MenomeAlice You get it
AugmentingPath: then we'll have Mr. X _and_ Professor X
Nosser2: It would be a waste of a Huge Nun if she didn't.
itsaysTRUENO: order a pizza
TehAmelie: i think we count the number of lines in the numbers
Commodore_Perry_GG: that phone has a Reverse gear
MenomeAlice: 112 for lots of European emergencies, 999 for UK
Diabore: I get it
7gorobei: spin it real fast and the numbers overlap?
TehAmelie: it's redial. maybe we should try it
Marvoleath: it's funny that they used digital number display for a rotary phone puzzle
Diabore: This is a fun one
Foxmar320: ohhhhh ok
RayFK: It has an X on it, it means Xehanort can track it
WiJohn: *0983?
ErynTzun: 7 segment display
MenomeAlice: What if the paper were folded in real life?
7gorobei: the x is *
Artificer0: upside down?
Jethrain: 3 would be the right way around
NoxStryx: If it was shining through it would be 3890*
itsaysTRUENO: i blame the pac-man electrician for this one too
johnnylongtorso: 8008135
Artificer0: 0683?
Diabore: 3890* or 3860*
Foxmar320: Chat let him cook
BusTed:
Marvoleath: !heychat
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Marvoleath: ?
Cptasparagus: if you put the X up its like a little guy
Masslost: 8675309?
Commodore_Perry_GG: that dial isn't even a normal rotary
Foxmar320: Ive looked it up, let me know if you want it G
Marvoleath: "Dominos pizza, what's your order?"
SquareDotCube: end with R?
Diabore: I think r is reset
TehAmelie: makes more sense than redial i guess
ErynTzun: *69 to call the last person, no wait. Lol
NoxStryx: I dont think 3 is backwards, i think it depends on the side you looked through
Diabore: If you read the 1 as correct the 3 is the right way
RayFK: Ghosts and shit
INCSlayer: phsycic phoe
BusTed:
CaptainSpam: "I swear, every time I try to get an outside line, the furniture moves. I hate this convent."
BusTed: The sound of a puzzle manifest
EphemeralOsprey: ah, this kind of puzzle
Strebenherz: The mental image of Graham going "BUT WHY" during a haunting is great
Foxmar320: lol
Juliamon: aka the traditional way to solve these puzzles
Juliamon: just fuck around until it works
BusTed:
WiJohn: Got there!
itsaysTRUENO: accomplished
Diabore: What did that do
ErynTzun:
Foxmar320: Great question
SquareDotCube:
Enabled d-pad
Marvoleath: solving puzzle to get a missing element needed to solve another puzzle - is this better or worse than needing a key to find another key?
TehAmelie: we have keys within keys!
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Marvoleath exactly equivalent imo
MenomeAlice: @Marvoleath It's always been keys, some are just painted prettier than others
AugmentingPath: the chapter house is much more advanced than the picture house, watch out
TehAmelie: sort of like Disgaea where you've got nested dungeons within items, but it's puzzles
itsaysTRUENO: its distracting fr
BusTed: haha
itsaysTRUENO: jello
ErynTzun: It never does make sense
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's a lot
SquareDotCube: did you know if you stack enough chapter houses on top of each other you'll have a multi-story building?
johnnylongtorso: wibbly-wobbly titty-witty
The_Color_Twelve: juiced up with little jet boosters
aerohydra: its like that game you played on W+P
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Wibbly Tits are our culture as Gamers
MenomeAlice: You know why
Desruprot:
7gorobei: gotta leave room to charge for bra DLC
kingandcommoner: You have to be able to see it when the character is on the other side of the room, Graham. The fixt perspective makes ie *necessary* /s
ghyllnox: Reason: They probably copied the jiggle physics from a game that emphasized the sexytimes
BusTed: be a shame if...
neisan2112: I mean they at least weren't out within the first 10 min like the first one.
Foxmar320: Sure
BusTed: You must defeat all enemies before you can leave
johnnylongtorso: *rock guitars start up*
kingandcommoner: You're excused
xantos69: I mean it "makes sense"... but I apologize for my gender because it does make sense.
ErynTzun: She's breast-ing boobily through the game. Like some kind of Dead or Alive character.
vrulg: well, he might
BusTed:
RayFK: Shittin' Hole
itsaysTRUENO: Hole Discovered
MenomeAlice: They have an anti pottery crime system
WiJohn: Where do you keep your ominous hole?
SalamiSuperstar: Gotta get that Style Meter going
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the first bit is about the end of the last game
Anubis169: ok... eww...
AugmentingPath: Ah, I see, her jiggle physics are Smokin' Sexy Style
kingandcommoner: Nautilus. You named your demon Nautilus.
Stoffern: A lot of family drama to unpack here
TheMerricat: Grandpa got deaded.
TheMerricat: We deaded him in 1
WiJohn: Excellent question!
Anubis169: and why are they all so upright
Anubis169: that's a hell of a balancing act
JessieImproved: *hands on hips* now who...
Marvoleath: @kingandcommoner there were tentacles in vases before
kingandcommoner: It's very unhygienic and rude to leave your corpses in the chapter house
TehAmelie: i think once again of that one body someone hid in the coal cellar
BusTed: oh it literally was that
TehAmelie: a twofer!
Foxmar320: Get back in your hole!
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Stoffern: alright
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: multikill
WiJohn: Anticlimactic number of zombies
James_the_Dabbler: C-c-c-c-combo
kingandcommoner: @Marvoleath Not an excuse. Give your demons proper demon names
Marvoleath: well, now we know what does the hole do
The_Color_Twelve: that does have a satisfying pop to it
Jethrain: D-d-d-double kill
BusTed: we're gaining insight on our character
Nigouki: ah, the key was expending ammuniton
MenomeAlice: It IS Devil May Cry
hypergirlie_hyperpop:
anything that makes coffee can also make tea 
LithelyUnshod: Tears?
LithelyUnshod: Or did we do that already
WiJohn: Does it help to know it has a top pump?
itsaysTRUENO: where's a green herb when you need one, ya feel me
MenomeAlice: Now to kill Plant 42
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Anubis169: btw re: the tits, probably an executive decision.. i see it a buncha times when Disney stuff goes on an interesting plotline, then you can see the Standards & Practices Department slam the brakes on the writing with executive authority
NoxStryx: Please tell me there is an audrey 2 somewhere you need to kill with the plant sprayer
Juliamon: You'd need to use, like, matcha
Anubis169: ooo matcha?
Foxmar320: Did we solve the mirror candle puzzle?
kingandcommoner: Uh, don't boil water in a Moka Pot. You really don't want to do that
Anubis169: manWWW
Anubis169:
*
TheMerricat: The Lady Chapel.
MenomeAlice: @TheMerricat Rude
TheMerricat:
No I was just remarking on the name
itsaysTRUENO: im enjoying all the woodwork in this place
Foxmar320: I feel like we missed a clue for the candles
Bantianeuw: btw in a museum painting there's the hint for the mirror candles
TehAmelie: misting the zombies with saint tears would be a hilarious attack
Thisbymaster: Occupier bad.
Foxmar320: This place asked the Spensor Mansion to hold it's beer
Basic_Human_Decency: A plant sprayer full of holy water would be pretty handy
MenomeAlice: This has been a good 4 weeks of Let's Nope progress
ErynTzun: Fresh blloooood
LordZarano: Well it is a Souls game. Enemies gotta reapawn
TheMerricat:
@MenomeAlice
AugmentingPath: G's bloodstains
BusTed: Aha
Foxmar320: oh I hate her reflection
itsaysTRUENO: damn beauty is a curse fr
EphemeralOsprey: all these rugs are so wrinkled, if not for video game physics you would have tripped by now for sure
ErynTzun: They got some really good Rug Stay
kingandcommoner: Call that a rack o' ribs
TheMerricat:
@EphemeralOsprey Reminds me of a mod that someone made for Skyrim, it wrinkles the rugs and if oyu don't straighten them out you can trip over them.
RebekahWSD: Concerning!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah so this is just a thing she can do, don't worry
Foxmar320: Maybe the mirror world sucks less
TehAmelie: i'm glad the painting didn't have them mirrored
itsaysTRUENO: what a lovely smell youve discovered
Foxmar320: At this point Leon just doesn't care anymore
johnnylongtorso: great, the upside down castle
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's not just like Resident Evil, it's also like Silent Hill!
BusTed: We have to find Tingle so we can get a map of the area
itsaysTRUENO: scarecrow: "its a living"
Marvoleath: a pińata?
graal_smith: So Tormented Souls 1 was actually an RPG with penalties for dying, and MC was expecting to level up at a bonfire.
TheMerricat:
The entire fact that we are here and that she didn't immediately turn around and go home the moment it turned out this 'resort' was a church is something that we should give the game shit for. She has reasons not to trust religion.
graal_smith: I said, lyingly
MenomeAlice: Dilophasaurus attack!
itsaysTRUENO: a poison that inflicts the victim with chromatic aberrations
AugmentingPath: Silence, hill!
hypergirlie_hyperpop: a quiet knoll. a citizen unpleasant
kingandcommoner: Burn the scarecrow
Foxmar320: Maybe it changed the real world?
voren_chalco: 'The Noose of Damocles' just doesn't have the same ring to it
BusTed: If it were truly SH, you would have dived into that mysterious hole in the ground
MenomeAlice: Silent Hill, Too
itsaysTRUENO: @Foxmar320 ohhh this is probably it
DoodlestheGreat: "What if we steal... er, 'pay homage' to other games?"
Foxmar320: Ok NOPE to that thing
CaptainSpam: Ah, the fois gras treatment.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, instant death, but no damage for standing in it until then
Foxmar320: All hail Starbucks mermaid lady
Anubis169: Starbucks' logo is a mermaid?
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hypergirlie_hyperpop: is it Moloch?
ErynTzun: I would like to unsee that
Anubis169: i always just saw a lady with long hair
TheMerricat: There was another passage back there I think
StewartRWyatt: Oh no! They worship Capitalism!
graal_smith: @voren_chalco "My Lord, I must say this has been a lovely di~" *noose falls on guest* "wait. Hang on, is th-... huh?!"
BrowneePointz: I don't remember much from the first game when the Boys played it other than being Puzzles for Keys the Game...I think
Foxmar320: Graham! You got off the map!
MenomeAlice: Is this the sub-Ocean?
Juliamon: Yeah, we lost an eye, and found a bolt in a bowl of soup, that we used in a fuse box
jamesinor: That is one incredible candle, lighting up the entire room
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz well, we have an eye patch, so that last bit is a good bet
BusTed: Such value
itsaysTRUENO: got those mirror-world percs
jamesinor: Can we shut the bull?
CaptainSpam: That was a sentence you just said, yes.
TehAmelie: wow, they had to stick the bull in the hell dimension. is it really that different from all the other torture devices?
BusTed: oh
Juliamon: Barrel up!
BusTed: kachunk
AugmentingPath: Metal pipe: This could be used for plumbing
ErynTzun: Assembly Required
MenomeAlice: He died not from the rack, but of shotgun consumption
Nigouki: c'est une shotgun pipe
johnnylongtorso: I love DIY firearms
SquareDotCube: *metal pipe crash noise*
kingandcommoner: Did not even screw in, just slide it in like butter
w1gum: its bad bunny
WiJohn: It's Bad Bunny, he wants a colab!
w1gum: he wants in on the next ppr
Foxmar320: oh fun!
gualdhar: Bad Bunny needs money to make the Superbowl Halftime show
Masslost: was the shotgun bought from s-mart
AugmentingPath: Oh, our character is a teenage dirtbag
TheMadS8nt: I just beat this, this game was way better than it should have been
ErynTzun: Museum of*holding back puke noises*
gualdhar: @AugmentingPath kind of, more like 13 going on 30 due to time shenanigans
Foxmar320: Burn it?
SquareDotCube: Burn the scroll?
Gaelan_Maestro: burn the scroll
AugmentingPath: @gualdhar Well, either way, she's got tickets to the iron maiden
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it was stone in the real world
James_the_Dabbler: The other one is stone
Foxmar320: The other one was stone
voren_chalco: Mine, too, statue
jamesinor: Huh... I think the statue ought to see a doctor
TheDigitalDeer: It's so hard to let down your guard
Thisbymaster: the old "Rub everything against everything else" logic
BusTed: which will make this one have a flesh heart?
Foxmar320: Video Game Logic
itsaysTRUENO: the smell in these games is truly unimaginable
Anubis169:
johnnylongtorso: the Wet Dimension and the Wetter Dimension
Foxmar320: We are working on that technology
The_Color_Twelve: massive needles
jamesinor: @johnnylongtorso Wow, I REALLY hate that idea
CaptainSpam: Well, "needles" is kinda underselling it.
BusTed: like ya do
lamina5432: they were tiny wounds just a lot of blood
Juliamon: Like ya do
BusTed: I mean, nice animation there
Foxmar320: Flawless
kingandcommoner: Now go find the...vampire fly traps?
voren_chalco: I don't think that's how you're supposed to get Blood and Bone
James_the_Dabbler: What plant are we spraying here
DoodlestheGreat: Gross things in a horror game? Nahhhhhh....
TheMadS8nt: you sound like you don't put blood in your spray bottles
raulghoulia: graham had a notion to rewatch the big mid quiz and the editing came out real well. very funny to watch.
DoodlestheGreat: @James_the_Dabbler Venus Fly Trap.
Foxmar320: "Plant"
Bruceski: Dip the jar into the blood and it comes out pristine. Wish I had that tech.
DoodlestheGreat: @Bruceski Teflon coated
Marvoleath:
@Bruceski why pray tell do you need tech for dipping jars in blood?
xantos69: Before I started watching Lrr. I never had context for HOW MUCH editing matters.
Foxmar320: Gotta spray holy blood on the demon door
Foxmar320: Like one does
Bruceski: @Marvoleath Occupational hazard.
Bassios: Also speaking of editing, the editing and effects on the new Panalysts is fantastic
jamesinor: I now know way too much about fonts, GRAHAM
Foxmar320: Sure
kingandcommoner: Time for morning prayers
Territan: Appreciated?
xantos69: The ting is now when I watch movies... I hear you in my head making notes about the angles and J cuts.
CAKHost: ALL Of the YES
itsaysTRUENO: good editing is invisible
Anubis169: it's one of those roles where it's invisible if done right
Anubis169: LOL
BusTed: say what
Juliamon: Does it go on the nailgun
Foxmar320: omg
jamesinor: Do you have to pump it?
Bruceski: Isn't that what the handle is for?
BusTed: sure game
Foxmar320: OMG
Anubis169: that's a nice touch
itsaysTRUENO: are you immersed?
SnackPak_:
video games
Artificer0: "gameplay"
Xaunaught: lmfao
TehAmelie: i was just rewatching Strip Search. remember you talking about how easily reality shows cheat with editing
Foxmar320: hahahahahahaaaa
TheMadS8nt: gotta pump the super soaker
kingandcommoner: beautiful
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: honestly I love it
DoodlestheGreat:
Xaunaught: this game RULES
Fantusta: You pressurized it!
LithelyUnshod: WHY
Nigouki: amazing
tehfewl: i was gonna say, did you charge it?
WiJohn: GOTY
jamesinor: Well... that's a choice
CaptainSpam: Sure.
AugmentingPath: i love puzzles
itsaysTRUENO: art thou feeling it now, mr krabs?
Nigouki: 10/10 realism
kingandcommoner: Why do one thing when make you do two?
Anubis169: Mmmm pump it up.. ya got to pump it up, mm pump it up 🎶
7gorobei: look that blood isnt going to aerosolize itself
Invitare: wouldn't it coagulate?
w1gum: Do yall remember the super soakers that you like "recharged" instead of pumping
TheMadS8nt: can confirm, it happened to me lmfao
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yep
BusTed:
Greyah: That's some old-school D&D style nonsense.
TehAmelie: it's holy blood tears from a statue, i don't think we have to worry about physics
Jethrain: or worse they'll scour the map for something to pressurise it with
Larkonus: And there will be some number of people who think they're doing something wrong and backtrack to see what they missed.
Decaped: tutorial for when you need to do it in combat XD
EphemeralOsprey: Wonder if it has enough pressure to spray all the hands or if you'll have to repressurize
WiJohn: Awww
BusTed: just a quick little spritz
jamesinor: I was reaally hoping it ould
Anubis169: and the animation pumps it anyway
kingandcommoner: They only way that works is if they make you find the plunger seperately
Territan: You pumped it three times.
jamesinor: Just to upset people
Jethrain: it's also pressing the plunger to spray which isn't how those work
jamesinor: We'll get the rest of it with a spatula
Foxmar320: The rest of that you can get with bleach and a mr clean magic eraser
jamesinor: Oh... Well, this is nun of my concern
TheMandrew: ooh, a steel inquistor
Anubis169:
what happened to her eye? 
The_Color_Twelve: just so many stabbings
gualdhar: she has hair growing out of her cheek bone
Marvoleath: Kun-eyes
TehAmelie: aww i wanted the battle meat tenderizer
Territan: Sister Pyramidhead?
Invitare: you're not you when you're hungry
Foxmar320: ouch
Larkonus: Did that environment just completely change from cutscene to gameplay?
jamesinor: How do you solve problem like sister pyramidhead?
BrowneePointz: wait I know these sounds from somewhere
garfacemcgar: its legally-distinct father gascoine
Decaped: She's a fan of Shibari
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, we've been sent to the otherworld
AugmentingPath: These attack animations... this really is a souls-like
Invitare: close it again
johnnylongtorso: peekaboo!
MenomeAlice: I want a referee on those hitboxes
Foxmar320: Windows has opinions
WiJohn: Blood sprayer?
raulghoulia: are we like 3 for 3 on windows updating at the end of Gs stream?
Marvoleath: "got your nose"
Foxmar320: Something in the room?
nevermore913: He looks unhappy
Invitare: overdose her on painkillers?
godofthunder4242: I feel like the hammer should have worked just fine.
BusTed: a seal of sorts I guess
voren_chalco: "No. Give me back my dagger!"
nevermore913: Squishy friend
Marvoleath: the kunai goes into the eye
itsaysTRUENO: the past 5 minutes of gameplay have been wild
BrowneePointz: I swear those are like...Elden Ring sound effects or something
johnnylongtorso: Frenzied Duelist-ass moveset
RebekahWSD: D:
Anubis169: is that a nail gun?
TehAmelie: i thought we had at least 25. maybe there wasn't a lot in those pickups
Marvoleath:
of course it is @Anubis169
JohnMuFirebrand: between your eye and hers, this series really has a thing for eyes
Invitare: its nice of her to wait while you rifle through your pockets
CaptainSpam:
jamesinor: I think this boss is quite... Cross
AugmentingPath: need more stopping power, apparently
Anubis169: why do all video game nailguns have no safety mechanism
awesomedudeski: Lll
johnnylongtorso: the eyes have it
Anubis169: hello there awesomedudeski
jamesinor: @Anubis169 You just put a bit of ductape over the safety and boom, firearm
AugmentingPath: she rejoined the lifestream?
TheWriterAleph: eye eye, captain
awesomedudeski: Whoops didn’t mean for 3 l’s but wassup
jamesinor: Why is she purple?
kingandcommoner: What a pleasant place to take someone
Invitare: why does this nunnery have a processing plant?
Anubis169:
welcome in
Astramentha: o7
Bruceski: @Invitare For processing
AugmentingPath: @Invitare for processing
Foxmar320: I can see that. All the nuns are delt with
Nigouki: convent of none at this point
Anubis169:
Invitare: A convent can have lots of things.. Belgian Monastaries are famous for their breweries 
BrowneePointz: that's a very Biohazard thing to do
spo8n: have we punched the boulder yet?
jamesinor: I don't think that's how communion works, guys
Territan: Or God was really, REALLY into the sacrifice.
TheMerricat: In this particular case I don't think the processing plant is part of the nunnery. there is a town attached.
Foxmar320: So much jam
voren_chalco: I'm not sure that's hat Paul was getting at
GapFiller: BrowneePointz Biohazard or Resident evil which has better mouthfeel and is easier to say
Anubis169: an evisciate?
Anubis169: i heard that so wrong
BrowneePointz: Maybe. I know we memed on the first one
TheMerricat:
Graham, you've gotten about two months of Lets Nope progress out of this.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: knows what it wants to do and does it well
Foxmar320: I still like early RE games
GapFiller: TheMerricat seems generous
TheMerricat:
@GapFiller to the boys.
BrowneePointz: Was this the game that started Ben and Adam's "Highly Rated" on steam running gag?
darkcyril: @TheMerricat Not nearly enough time outs for that.
Simriel: So is this Temporary Lodgings Kinda Bad?
TehAmelie: it would be nice to get a smaller one
Anubis169:
for your slightly more powerful sprayer
awesomedudeski: My uncle told me about y’all, I’ve been watching y’all ever since then, thank y’all! @LoadingReadyRun
TheMerricat: You've still got another full act left.
MenomeAlice: Dual-wield nailguns
Territan: Lady Chapel, a Prayer Space ...for Her!
teaandvalkyries: derringer nail gun
ghyllnox: LLU
The_Color_Twelve: I was going to say
ghyllnox:
*
jamesinor: I subscribed to you guys so long ago, I wasn't paying taxes yet
ghyllnox:
Fanklok: Form an orderly qeueueeue to tell Graham about how you first encoutered LRR
AugmentingPath: @jamesinor And here you are, still watching after you got out of jail
Simriel: I found out about LRR from the Goose that speaks only in Screams
Lord_Hosk: Everyone has to fight a nun at least once in their life, its a right of passage.
itsaysTRUENO: gg
Anubis169: a rite?
TheMandrew: my first experience with LRR was either DB9 or the WotC conspiracy video
Anubis169:
jamesinor: @AugmentingPath Sadly, no, I teach, so I can't go doing tax evasion
lamina5432: gnoight
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !youtube
GapFiller:
100 before we go its the Year of the Horse! 恭喜發財! 身體健康!
TheMerricat: So chat, for calibration purposes, the walkthrough I found for this game, where Graham left off is just 1/4 of the page down.
Anubis169: !store
LadyAiluros: thank mew for strim!
Foxmar320: Thanks for streaming G
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Graham!
NorthstarTex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, NorthstarTex! (Today's storm count: 30)
Marvoleath: @Lord_Hosk I fought a christian monk, does that count? (we were both in the same dojo)
Anubis169: !schedule
jamesinor: I blame Graham for the random VHS i have of Atmosfear tht ws left at the shop I used to work at
AugmentingPath: @jamesinor ah, sure. I can never keep up with the multiclassing rules
Mollylele: some of my best friends are CUP
NoxStryx: Graham, would love to see you play No Man's Sky again after all the updates
Anubis169:
Molly! 
WiJohn: Serge?
DoodlestheGreat: Wheeler?
Bassios: Man I can't wait to watch the VOD for that tomorrow, 'cause I gotta go to bed... 10 minutes ago
gualdhar: Ben?
lamina5432: serge
EphemeralOsprey: yay more RV chaos!
Foxmar320: Serge
awesomedudeski: I used to watch like a little bit of Serge back in 2018 with him
raulghoulia: second beej?
TheMerricat:
@NoxStryx I think the LRR crew know not to play NMS on stream any more. We have no chill about backseating them.
LithelyUnshod: I do believe it just starting hailing here in Ontario
jamesinor: Hang on, Serge or Snerge?
Anubis169: it REALLY is
BrowneePointz: I had it as a kid!
BrowneePointz: It is!
Fanklok: Oh god that game
SnackPak_: exciting
jamesinor: Oh no
lamina5432: will the get out the pit lets hope james didn't dig it any deeper
jamesinor: Boardgames you guys call hot garbage is so worrying
awesomedudeski: serge yager?
jamesinor: YUS
TheWriterAleph: YAY
Anubis169: yup
Foxmar320: !youtube
WiJohn: It's good!
Anubis169: !store
lamina5432: it was so fun
NorthstarTex: YAY
Anubis169: ^ that store
SnackPak_:
mug
jamesinor: I just finished binging the first two seasons in my car!
Foxmar320: !store
LithelyUnshod: Did you fix the credits from ep1?
The_Color_Twelve: I'm saving the episode for my flight this week
Bassios: The editing and effects are amazing, absolutely fantastic job on Panalysts
Simriel:
Is Checkpoint Mug ever returning?
raulghoulia: its real funny
Nigouki: oh heck
LithelyUnshod: Okay
The_Color_Twelve: Ah
Foxmar320: Yay! Wrong forever!
Vinewood_OG: Internal screaming
jamesinor: Season as in run of the show, or as in Spring?
The_Color_Twelve: One of those
Larkonus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 119 months, currently on a 119 month streak!
Larkonus:
I know it's not 10 years yet, but I've been a fan than even longer than this sub. But also holy hell do I feel old. 
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Larkonus! (Today's storm count: 31)
NoxStryx: 11?
Lord_Hosk: Mistakes are a opportunity to learn and grow
The_Color_Twelve:
NoxStryx: 11!?
Marvoleath: It is OK, a bit funny with the comments, not to worry
Foxmar320:
Graham
The_Color_Twelve: its a good color of episodes
DoodlestheGreat: A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Mollylele: it's just part of the Panalysts ARG we definitely wrote /s
Lord_Hosk: Time to bring Molly back to shoot more!
Anubis169: The_Color_Twelve: lol
Simriel: Graham, the panalysts died 5 years ago
ghyllnox: If you're 99% perfect you'd be making a lot more mistakes than you currently do
BusTed: Woo!
darkcyril: 11 plus the 12th secret bonus episode.
BalthusHomewood: Muffin but net
Anubis169: happy 10 years dunny0
awesomedudeski: @LoadingReadyRun Back in 2018 watching Serge
Anubis169: bitties!
GamerCat88:
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: RV There Yet?) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (45m from now).
Dog_of_Myth:
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
BalthusHomewood: On it
SnackPak_: break!
NorthstarTex: watch them again?
Anubis169:
baaaaaai
Mollylele: you have time to watch it exactly twice
Vinewood_OG:
BalthusHomewood: O7
The_Color_Twelve: I can't watch it yet. I'm saving it for a flight
Ashmantle:
lamina5432:
Vinewood_OG: @Mollylele Deal
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Anubis169: Once for the week and once for Sunday Best
MenomeAlice: I'm going to bed, it's 12.15am 😅
Anubis169: indeed it is MenomeAlice
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