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Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone thinking about the letter today?
Manae: !next
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Manae on the nose!!!
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baltimore_667083:

Juliamon: We just observed an early drive-by, so the letter might have been I
LegionofLashes: Should update the description to "Ben and Adam podcast and spin a wheel , might decide to video game later"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fair
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben and Adam yap and might game at some point
e_bloc: im feeling a vowel
loufghyslaufey: Bradley Rains? Who is that?
e_bloc:
6666
LoadingReadyRun: @mulligan2six new flatliner is a banger
Nigouki: das a lotta bitties
Dog_of_Myth: Holy bit drop @e_bloc
HavenDragon: o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: Indeed that is many bits
mulligan2six: @LoadingReadyRun Damn right. New album in may (and hopefully a tour)
toady0s:
happy mardi gras 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's quite the bribe for not getting picked
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Lockraemono: bloodlust
baltimore_667083: hi Ben! hi Adam!
BusTed: font revamp
saucemaster5000: tell em
frameshifty: aww, spoopifer deserves better
Lockraemono:

Nigouki:
is Graham going to have to show up with
again?
saucemaster5000: can't spell spoopifer without poop
ButterBall000: Ah, Windows XP custom screensaver
ButButTheJesus: don't mock our boy spoopifer
Lockraemono: but I like dmb adam plz
SnackPak_: most of it, tbh
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Spoopifer
rosesmcgee:
Been milking that same intro for years. 
ButButTheJesus: from the Ted movie: "everything he sings can be done with vowels"
e_bloc: had too, getting my signing bonus at work and the spoopy bois deserve it
Lockraemono: I'll sing you dmb later
ButButTheJesus: AEIO UUUUUU
The_Timo: Hey noperinos
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saucemaster5000: holy shit when did they replace ben with dave matthews
GamerCat88: Crash
raulghoulia: fans call him dave
Lockraemono: yes ben u did it
kumatsu: yep
e_bloc: at some point can Adam recall all of his jobs and then rank them
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ButButTheJesus: oh right
elmolovessmack: A friend of mine was in a dave Matthew's tribute band called ants trippin
SnackPak_: mr bean?
GamerCat88: omg Paul
Diabore: BEAN
NotCainNorAbel: Mr Bean!
ButButTheJesus: BEAN
BusTed: Paul's a genius
loufghyslaufey: Huh?
Nigouki: YES PAUL
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Dog_of_Myth: BEAN
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NimrodXIV: Paul delivered
MrSarkhan: holy shit he did it!
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MacbethSeemsSus: Paul's a legend
e_bloc: omfg
raulghoulia: ben did the meme
SnackPak_: Paul is the goat
saucemaster5000: LMAO
loufghyslaufey: Paul is back!?
Lockraemono: this is good ui
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AFakeUser: Be irrationally mad at paul?
Dog_of_Myth:

realbadatthis_: it is canon
circusofkirkus: yeah you can't read the names
frameshifty: mad at Paul for the bit
MrSarkhan: LMAO
The_Timo: Cuts off most of the name lol.
thematic_content_warning: Size matters
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Nigouki: You've never been actually mad. You've been performatively mad and that's always allowed
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e_bloc: we do not deserve paul
raulghoulia: "become"
loufghyslaufey: Just remember
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Strebenherz:
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Strebenherz: OH NO
circusofkirkus: so bits is it
loufghyslaufey: Adam? You are bad guy. But this does not mean you are a "bad guy..."
circusofkirkus: maybe it's bigger for more bits
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is mad that Paul ran with the utterly dumb idea James
rosesmcgee: Wasn't Paul out sick, too?
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James_LRR: I actually have very little knowledge of Dave Matthews Band.
e_bloc: dave mathews is mid but oky
saucemaster5000: wat
dolphgrim: Dave Matthews got them chicken cheeks, ya know?
JKBalch: You could always call out Brian Kibler for DMB
Lockraemono: wow adam wtf
SnackPak_: oh adam
Dog_of_Myth: Story time!!!
circusofkirkus: POOP BUS
BusTed:
Chicago's Little Lady 
loufghyslaufey: No...
baltimore_667083: wow Adam
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Strebenherz: POOPBUS?! The hell is this
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kingandcommoner: I learned about Poop bus from Mbambam
ContingentCat: What?
slamaham: here we go!
e_bloc: I don't know about poop bus
Kramburger: James Turner listens to Kidzbop Nickelback
loufghyslaufey: Uh oh
Darleysam: !bus
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MrSarkhan: wtf is poop bus???
bethy_kins24:
1000
Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM LEARNING A THING
circusofkirkus: get the wikipedia article up
definenull: its learning time
Lockraemono: it wasn't DMB's fault
frameshifty: POOP BUS PPOP BUS POOP BUS
MacbethSeemsSus: I walked over that bridge an hour ago!
Goombill: I caught a show at Second City and they did a whole skit about this
realbadatthis_: one of today's lucky 10,000
RealGamerCow: Thank you Paul for this setup.
Jadaris: what is this, doughboys?
MacbethSeemsSus: yes chicago
loufghyslaufey: James! Quick! Send in an adult!
circusofkirkus: 22 years ago
circusofkirkus: in chicago
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Spades_Slicc: They were stuck in traffic on a bridge
Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
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ContingentCat: Oh no
kingandcommoner: The bridge was grated
Strebenherz: PULL THE LEVER KRONK
saucemaster5000: bus drivers ave this power????
ghizmou: the poop emergency button of course
MrSarkhan: holy shit why would they do that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz WRONG LEVER
e_bloc: a D, 45%
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Dog_of_Myth: Yep
SnackPak_: open air
patbaer: reminder: this was not the band's idea or fault
circusofkirkus: the Chicago boat tours
Diabore: shitty tour
ContingentCat: Oh nooooo
couchboyj: Bridge went from near mint to damaged
Geldaran: oh dear god, what did I just walk into.
e_bloc: the driver should go to jail
ButButTheJesus: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff ah thank you, I'm guessing its because the beebbebeebeebeebee was all one word
MacbethSeemsSus: The architecture tour boat
ghizmou: dave matthew's band poopies
e_bloc: like for real and I don't even believe in jail
dolphgrim: Not sposed to poop on bus, just sayin
elmolovessmack: Chocolate rain - some stay dry and others feel the pain
Strebenherz: oh god it has a wikipedia article
saucemaster5000: this is a sketch from austin powers
Lockraemono: but now dmb is known for it
ContingentCat: The worst soup
circusofkirkus: $200,00 fine & $200,000 donation
James_LRR: Nah, Fuck that. Dave Matthews pulled the lever himself
BusTed: an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste
Lockraemono: 2026
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Xaunaught: Iove the new logo
Lockraemono: rock?????
e_bloc: you spray me with shit you better get out of society for a hot minute
Strebenherz: @BusTed 800?!!?
BlackIsis: Chicago never forgets
Lockraemono: that is not a rock band
ButButTheJesus: 800 POUNDS?!
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saucemaster5000: could've been 900 lbs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chicago is vengeful too
Strebenherz: THAT'S NOT AN OUTHOUSE SIZE, THAT'S THE HELL SHIT
GasCityGaming: there's water in there to start
ContingentCat: 800 lbs ?!???
ButButTheJesus: WHY DOES A BUS HAVE THAT MUCH POO
Fanklok: This is why Chicago is stinky
LostThePirate: XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so much shit!!!!!
BlackIsis: THat's what they WANT you to think, Ben
calculated_uncertainties: it was still their poop
dolphgrim: Not on or near? That's what I would say, too 👀
bethy_kins24: I remember that
SnackPak_: thats what dave wants you to think
saucemaster5000: that's the weirdest part
JKBalch: How did the bus contain 800lb of waste if the band wasn't even onit
r10pez10: when you gotta chicago
kingandcommoner: Do you want it where a passenger can pull it?
circusofkirkus: there was a documentary in 2024???
e_bloc: do not poopgatekeep me
thematic_content_warning: If you have that much waste I feel like you put that off for awhile
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Diabore: the tour got covered by them
aerolend: It's for the cases you need to drop it on the road against pursuers.
Lockraemono: damb....
e_bloc: absolutely fucking moron
e_bloc: they didn't even do it
RealGamerCow: So, 1000 tickets to their concert worth
ContingentCat: Yeah that'll get you fired
e_bloc: but then again money for charity is good
satyropodobny: Next time Gadget. Next time!
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saucemaster5000: there was one fan on that boat smiling
JKBalch: Ask Olivia
James_LRR: Dave Matthews is modern day Grateful Dead
e_bloc: James Turner and million people like him
YeOldeMark: Jimmy buffet
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, Olivia is big fan
pawssumplace: Hello, and also why DON'T you like Dave matthews band?
Lockraemono: <message deleted>the poop boat?
e_bloc: oh yeah jimmy buffett--parrotheads
pawssumplace: I mean it's not peak but I wouldn't NOT see them
Vinewood_OG: Gray Street live is a good song, as much as they can get on my nerves
dolphgrim: See? If I dumped all the poop from da bus onto da people, my ass would be in jail. Eat the rich, amirite?
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah literally just walked across that bridge
Lockraemono: <message deleted>I've been on a chicago boat tour but no poop was involved
e_bloc: so glad I got to see Jimmy before he died
loufghyslaufey: Kay. No idea what that reference is
baltimore_667083: counterpoint: Chicago has TRAINS
Juliamon: that's a real trauma event
circusofkirkus: Would you say that would've soiled your experience?
saucemaster5000: I'd become a bulls fan
BusTed: I see the Chicago's Little Lady from time to time
BlackIsis: Whoa.
ContingentCat: I'd probably never get on a boat again
xantos69: To be fair... the single worst vacation experience I have ever had was to Chicago. I'm never going back.
The_Timo: Who would want to go there anyway?
e_bloc: indinapolis
frameshifty: corn, university of illinois in champagne-urbana is neat
Dog_of_Myth: Lots of corn fields
baltimore_667083: the cubs
baltimore_667083: that’s about it
Geldaran: so, do you now have the best party story for the on-upists, or do you just never want to mention it again.
HavenDragon: luckily i'm not a boat tour kind of person anyways
circusofkirkus: @e_bloc uhhh
BlackIsis: We have both kinds of scenery, corn AND soybeans
RealGamerCow: Moline, part of the Quad Cities
circusofkirkus: the Pope
ghizmou: skill issue, should have dodged that attack
Juliamon: they have the Bean
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc About that....
e_bloc: @circusofkirkus indianapolis
NoxStryx: They have that sujan stevens album
flouncy_magooo: If you want to know what's in Illinois, ask Sufjan Stevens
ButButTheJesus: ♪ We were just Wasting time Let the hours roll by Doing nothing for the fun Little taste of the good life Whether right or wrong Makes us want to stay stay stay stay for awhile ♪
e_bloc: is there something I don't knoow
dolphgrim: Some people might get back on a boat 🤞👀😬
SquareDotCube: Illinois has Normal. That's all
RealGamerCow: The Moline airport has a John Deer tractor prominently displayed as the centerpiece
ghyllnox: Couple years ago
frank_the_great: But would you still listen to Dave Mathew's Band?
SnackPak_: lets take back feet
frameshifty: before there were like feet pic wikipedias
ContingentCat: I blame Quinten Tarantino
ButterBall000: Socks and sandals
circusofkirkus: the feet revolution was like 2018 maybe?
JKBalch: 2014
ghizmou: since language existed ?
niccus: the vibram fivefinger
e_bloc: my man, have you see the Tony Atlas dark side of the ring?
GasCityGaming: I blame Tarantino
LostThePirate: I still just wear flip flops if I have to leave the house for reasons other than work, lol
HavenDragon: ppl have told me 'nice sandals'
ghyllnox: Would you rather not know?
ButButTheJesus: first I ever heard about it was the character from Ally McBeal
e_bloc: there's like 20 minutes about how he buys women shoes and let him step on him
HavenDragon: i have nice sandals tho
dolphgrim: It's a meme
protojman: they never don't make the joke
dolphgrim: Everyone loves memes.
e_bloc: everything is a fetish
rosesmcgee: I think the ship sailed with the invention of Wiki Feet
e_bloc: I don't--toes are ugly
BraveOthello: Wikifeet exists
Masslost: wait ben i think i know the reason.. the rise of crocs
Lockraemono: <message deleted>whoa whoa keep those feet holstered
ButterBall000: Memes
protojman: ok true
InconsiderateHat: It's definitely a streamer meme, and I think that's made people more tuned in to it in other contexts.
BusTed: 👌
GasCityGaming: Nice
itira: nooooice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Fanklok: Millenials say 6 7 is cringe but leugh at 69
ButButTheJesus: heh
baltimore_667083: nice
protojman: six seven six seven
Morrigan9: no, i'm an adult ffs
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itomeshi: oh... well, at least it's not comic sans or papyrus
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dolphgrim: We're in the pocket of big meme.
Lockraemono: <message deleted>????????????????
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Lockraemono: <message deleted>I love my crocs
itira: crocs are dumb
HavenDragon: some feet ppl are real weird and it makes those of us who aren't weird and vocal look bad
protojman: they're the minority now
e_bloc: does Adam know about jibbitz
NimrodXIV: popular doesn't make them not weird
ButterBall000: It's all about the Shrocs
bethy_kins24: no
itira: stocks n socks?! hell yeah
vinopinguino: Crocs are comfy af
Geldaran: nooooo. crocs ar effing dumb.. 5 cents of plastic for $50
voslan: Would rather die on this hill, Crocs are only good if you're sick!
frank_the_great: I associate crocs with chefs and nurses
GamerCat88: its the law
Vinewood_OG: We're doomed.
e_bloc: nah I'm out on socks with sandals
ghizmou: my dentist has switched from feet covers to crocs
NoxStryx: Tube-crocs
InconsiderateHat: I'm glad crew socks are in again
baltimore_667083: crocs are the most versatile footwear of all time
bethy_kins24: I would never wear socks with sandals EVER
dolphgrim: In my day, I wore sandals and socks and everyone laughed at me.
pawssumplace: Hell with fashion, just be comfy
GasCityGaming: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.gif
kumatsu: Beloved Warcraft character Crocsnsocks?
dolphgrim: And we liked it.
Vinewood_OG: Welcome back to Socks and Slops
ghyllnox:
For free? 
pawssumplace: Tube socks are ITCHY
itomeshi: As long as you're wearing something on your feet and they don't stink, IDK.
Anubis169: Fanklok: most people who say the sixseven meme don't even know what they're actually saying. It's from the 2024 album 'doot doot' by skrilla and refers to 67th street, where he grew up
dolphgrim: Ben giving that ankle away for free
e_bloc: ankle socks fuck
Diabore: my legs get cold!
gualdhar: woah leggies on stream?
WiJohn: For pictures of birds duh
Juliamon: ghizmou that seems a poor choice for someone who regularly handles pointy implements
SnackPak_: show off them ankles
bethy_kins24: crocs are so bad for your feet though
HavenDragon: i wear socks and sandals but thats because i have health socks that i need to wear
InconsiderateHat: My ankles get cold T_T
MrSarkhan: tube socks are for boots and that's it.
frameshifty: I have worn gold toe crew socks since like, 1995 and I'm not stopping now
RELDnahcire: fashion gate keeping is stupid, let people where whatever they want
dougma: it's cold, and I have bad circulation
Talin06: the higher the sock the downer the fool
Vinewood_OG: You don't know that.
GamerCat88: remember the tube socks called toe socks, i loved those
Xaunaught: I will die before I stop showing my slutty little ankle
PhlibbertyGib: I need to show off my novelty socks with pickles on them
frank_the_great: Thigh highs are sexy tho. More men need to wear em
GasCityGaming: walkin in deep snow my guys
vinopinguino: When did ankle socks become associated with millenials?
Lockraemono: <message deleted>calm down.................
ghizmou: @Juliamon it's for the patients, I think he wears regular shoes
mulligan2six: Poor circulation?
baltimore_667083: trying to not break work dress code (work in a kitchen)
bethy_kins24: @PhlibbertyGib same
e_bloc: alright if it's about warmth I can understand that
dolphgrim: It's inverted modesty. Butts out, ankles away
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I have nice patterned socks so I just want more of that visible
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wear knee highs at that point
Diabore: thats got fat to keep warn, ankles are all bone
GamerCat88: o7
itira: gottem
empyreon: o7
Xaunaught: Shot
doubleo21: It my legs are cold, that’s what pants are for, not more sock
pawssumplace: Don't calm down, I come here for this energy
InconsiderateHat: pants don't close tight around my ankles, sadly.
Morrigan9: ankle harlot!
Dog_of_Myth: 07
Thefluffiestguineapig: First blood
Vinewood_OG: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
raulghoulia: old Man Ulmer is shout at clouds again
e_bloc: much deserved
thematic_content_warning: They are good if you wear hiking boots
dougma: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig:

DoodlestheGreat: They work WITH your pants.
realbadatthis_: o7
ButButTheJesus:

itomeshi: I mean.... ankles have a smaller radius, ego a worse surface area to volume.
JKBalch: Time for the shooting gallery?
itira: wait...
ghizmou: you can pull them over your pants for maximum style
satyropodobny: long pants get tube socks shorts get ankle socks IT JUST MAKES SENSE
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What'd we do this time?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So I wear scrubs, and scrubs don't insulate shit, but I wear knee highs
Fanklok: ankle socks in boots is bad
Isaac3567: "Normal" length socks for winter in boots, ankle socks the rest of the year
RELDnahcire: hi chew?
Kentosaurus: different socks for different contexts
e_bloc: also ticks
gualdhar: I want to return to the days of low rise jeans and whale tails.\
ButButTheJesus: @satyropodobny THANK you
Xaunaught: He rejects your straw man
doubleo21: If I’m wearing boots I’ll wear longer socks, but not with my usual shoes
GasCityGaming: Deep snow in Saskie
pawssumplace: I think they're talking about those people who wear like the tube socks with shorts, like all the time
trebuchetboy: I cant do ankle socks its above ankle at minimum
JKBalch: Ankle Monitor
ContingentCat: Or most boots generally not just hiking
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Sandals
bethy_kins24: I mean I only wear crew socks with my shoes
e_bloc: probably hand him 20$
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean formal events
dolphgrim: Thigh highs?
caoinlean: Gym teacher cosplay
vinopinguino: If there's snakes around??
itomeshi: OK, this whole 'discussing Adam's feet without visual reference' is weird. I don't want to be the guy saying 'show feet', but...
Kaaannaaa: softball practice?
rustywir3s: A baptism
baltimore_667083: -wears ankle socks with a suit anyway-
itira: sloppy socks are no good
ghizmou: oscar is so fresh
SnackPak_: oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, you get thin compression socks
kumatsu: 'bout to become the king of the trainyard
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Replace your socks more often that this, I am begging you.
Vinewood_OG: If youbwear loafers without socks, you stink. Straight to jail.
Xaunaught: important question, what socks go with the Honk Shoo outfit?
kumatsu: I'm with Ben
Saintnex: high boots, like the stiff leather blundstones? you need high socks to protect your calf’s imo
itira: uuuuugh
e_bloc: sloppy steaks > sloppy socks
e_bloc: the worst is when you have a hole and one of your toes go through it
lamina5432: evenin
InconsiderateHat: D:
itomeshi: Also, can we discuss the amazing invention that is 'sock bankruptcy'?
Strebenherz: OH NO
ghyllnox: Oh that would be completely intolerable to me
Bruceski: I get cheap-ass underwear so once it goes it GOES.
itira: oh my god
Dog_of_Myth: Freeballin
ghizmou: oh no
Saintnex: Adam…
BusTed:

ButButTheJesus: I've gotten the nut hole
pawssumplace: frame those
calculated_uncertainties: that thigh rub is a thing, yo
itira: Adam what if you got hit by a car in those undies... poor paramedics
Dog_of_Myth:

kingandcommoner: It makes him feel good
ButButTheJesus: he THICCC
ButterBall000: I have the same problem, Ben
MrSarkhan:

RainyMint:

ghyllnox:

GamerCat88: he built different
Strebenherz: also the holes in socks bit reminds me of that one arthur episode where two of the "tough customers" get into a fight because one of them did NOT like the other saying ratburn would "have socks with holes in them". Random ass arthur trivia that still cracks me up
Fanklok: dick too big
e_bloc: Ben's fucking milton burle out here
betweenmyself: Ben’s razor sharp dong absolutely destroying them underpants
r10pez10: christ
saucemaster5000: the sausage is bigger than the bun
ContingentCat: Them thighs eat
Vinewood_OG: The Geuse is loose!
Revenant77x: ankle socks do not work if you need compression
realbadatthis_: Let's Rope
xantos69: My pants tend to rip along the butt seam.
glitched_goddess: Ben has to riker maneuver to sit so he can get his magnum dong in place
itira: thighs like a match book
BusTed: like a grasshopper
ButterBall000: Thicc thighs for savin lives
dolphgrim: Thigh Solidarity 🤜🤛
bethy_kins24: thick thighs save lives!
rustywir3s: I feel like I should be paying to watch this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Biking?
JKBalch: Ben is a cricket confirmed.
Lord_Durin: Ben's just Dilt Bifferent
caoinlean: Adam doesn't know about chub rub
DoodlestheGreat: THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
Strebenherz: THE CHUB RUB?!
GamerCat88: just walking with thicc thighs and my jeans get worn down
mirshebs: Its the thighs and the materials getting cheaper, same for me
HavenDragon: what
GasCityGaming: the bi/pan sitting habbits don't help, i also suffer
pawssumplace: The 35 year old kids
bethy_kins24: fuck the chub rub
BlackIsis: nobody has ever called it that
dougma: no, the chub rub, is something else ben
Yolysses: I bet biking takes its toll too
patbaer: thick thighs save lives
e_bloc: Ben's so well endowed that when he gets into a dick measuring contest he only pulls out enough to win
pawssumplace: True true
ghizmou: big muscly legs do that too, watch out adam
PhuzNutz: Don't you also bike a lot, Ben?
satyropodobny: why are we allowing kids to name things
ContingentCat: Fixing that spot is a big part of the mending subreddits
TheMerricat watched 15 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
InconsiderateHat: I'm willing to repair socks and underwear, I know I'm weird in that.
itira: brag away
Vinewood_OG: Cool, unhoused
frameshifty: idk my dad was in a bowling league at my age
glitched_goddess: my parents had me at 26.
e_bloc: a streamer looks at 40
HavenDragon: my mom is cooler than me, but my dad is less cool
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
loufghyslaufey: Wut?
r10pez10: !addquote (Bengineering) [Now] I don't want to brag, I'm pretty cool.
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TheMerricat: Nelson is chill.
SnackPak_: cool for a dad?
pawssumplace: Nelson's cool to you, not to his kids
ButButTheJesus: lrr is a pretty cool guy, eh be the boshy and doesn't afraid of anything
Thefluffiestguineapig: @InconsiderateHat For me I'll repair good socks and underwear, but not my cheap underwear that is falling apart anyways
niccus: nelson's not cool but he's cool
BlackIsis: your parents become uncool around the time you hit 13
Xaunaught: Nelson is both cool and uncool in the best way from what ive seen of him
ghizmou: 5/10 cool
GamerCat88: nelly gets a pass
Fanklok: Nelson isn't mean enough to be cool
Jadaris: clip it
MirrorDisco: Nelson is cool!
ContingentCat: When the kid takes up all their time it's harder to be cool
RealGamerCow: He's a cool dad, but he's still a dad
NoxStryx: Graham and Kathleen are also parents
ContingentCat: Kathleen's a cool mom
e_bloc: australia cool
frank_the_great:
Graham, your boss, is also a parent 
cutaos: look at that tracker big bud!
r10pez10: graham's a dork but we love him for it
caoinlean: Kathleen is 100% a cool mom
InconsiderateHat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah some underwear that I didn't enjoy wearing to begin with got turned into little baggies for collecting soap ends.
MirrorDisco: Graham is fun Dad.
Fanklok: Kathleen?
ContingentCat: Well yeah nobody thinks their parents are cool
RELDnahcire: I liked my parents but I would never have called them cool
GreyThey: Kathleen...
Raincoast_Bear: I will hear no criticism of Nelson or Graham.
NoxStryx: Heather.
HavenDragon: Kathleen is cool
glyndev: I prefer the term "ultimate"
SnackPak_: a bit
LostThePirate: Many of y'all have furbabies
GreyThey: You said parents!
JKBalch: Kathleen is Cooler than Graham
Saintnex:
yes 
ContingentCat: Yes.
Fanklok: I haven't asked Kathleen if she identifies as a dad so IDK
MirrorDisco: I thought my Dad was cool, it he had awesome music taste and taught me how to work on cars.
glitched_goddess: my nieces think I’m cool but that’s because I always get them Asian snacks when I visit
dagoth__ur_: scale babys?
Raincoast_Bear: Ben is a snake dad.
e_bloc: furry daddy
r10pez10: that's a heckin pupper
rustywir3s: furdaddy
NoxStryx: Cause we all know beej isnt and adult
Blakemcm: hes trying to bait ben!
pawssumplace: I know some of those
The_Timo: Oh god
loufghyslaufey: James is a "Jade-Dad", I think.
definenull: 😬
GamerCat88: Beej wears a polo to bed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej is a mega adult
r10pez10: on-stream beej is very different
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MacbethSeemsSus: He's peak adult. He carries ointments.
betweenmyself:
Beej is so adult his adultometer is in danger of rolling over back to zero 
SAJewers:
if beej is number 1, who is number 2? 
Fanklok: i've seen Beej post in a meme channel. That man does not break rules but he does require them to be made
big_blue_man: i want beej to teach me how to maintain my car
e_bloc: beej 100% has bought used panties from a vending machine
realbadatthis_: Beej is a level 5 super adult
morteica: Don't sleep shame! Lol
itomeshi: Beej is an adult who can pretend to not be one.
NoxStryx: Beej is an adult in that he needs ointments
abaddon2501: "on time" is made up! Don't sleep shame!
loufghyslaufey: Oh, oh! Wiggins though. Wiggins is a "Dog-Dad" if I've ever seen one.
e_bloc: vaseline
e_bloc: literally anthing about princess auto
TheMerricat: Beej isn't cool dad. Beej is cool uncle. He's the one all the cousins want to hang out with.
frank_the_great: What if one of the LRR members has a british accent, like Hugh Laurie as House
The_Timo: Don't shame shame
ButterBall000: Serge-dad?
ContingentCat: What's wrong with how he sleeps is that it's not working for him
BraveOthello: Some of us just don't get enough sleep no matter how hard we try
Xaunaught: God I miss being nocturnal
Vinewood_OG: If I could sleep, then I'd be unstoppable.
e_bloc: I go to bed at 3 am because I must be lonely
morteica: The amount of sleep needed changes depending on the person
SquareDotCube: That's called being a night owl
glitched_goddess: for some reason I’m just imagining Beej hanging out at Possum Lodge
saucemaster5000: I fell asleep while driving a bus across a bridge and hjit the WRONG lever once
abaddon2501: Lolololol
MacbethSeemsSus: @frank_the_great Graham is obvious choice. The curveball is cockney Serge
Kentosaurus: some people have sleep disorders
MirrorDisco: @Vinewood_OG agreed! 🤣 Me too
aerolend: Go to sleep at 3 AM and wake up at 2 AM that was an hour before going to sleep.
HavenDragon:
i go to bed at 4 am and get up at noon. that's 8 hours 
BraveOthello: @Kentosaurus Exactly
e_bloc: yeah my friends don't need to know I'm 3200 hrs deep into civ
voslan: Or you have some people like me that works from 2200-0600
pawssumplace: Neurospicy people have a ton of problems sleeping
r10pez10: simply don't have friends
big_blue_man: i go to bed at 3 am when i can't fall asleep at my normal time for some reason
loufghyslaufey: Oh! Oh! Ian was a "crow-dad" at one point!(...?)
pawssumplace: Like your nervous system is just an asshole to you
ghyllnox: So, if someone goes to bed and wakes up for office hours, and they can be tired, then if someone keeps a different sleep schedule to be up at different hours, they can also be tired
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @aerolend Pay the mill owner for permission to go to work?
doubleo21: And if you have sleep issues, see a sleep doc
aerolend:
@Dread_Pirate_Westley 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey So Ian is still making friends with the crows
MacbethSeemsSus: It was very Ian
LostThePirate: "was"? Did he stop?
Xaunaught: I love that for him
glitched_goddess: crow manager
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's never stopped
frank_the_great: Ian, the Crow Man
dolphgrim: @loufghyslaufey They called him "the crow daddy"
r10pez10: i don't think he stopped
ContingentCat: I'm not surprised at all
NotCainNorAbel: He hasn't stopped
e_bloc: year or two I guess
itira: a murder (of crows)
Thefluffiestguineapig: He carries peanuts around with him
ghyllnox: Why would he have stopped
TomatoKigu: I went to a sleep therapist for my insomnia. She told me to go to bed at 5AM and get up at 1PM, since that's what my body wanted. This is now my schedule, my insomnia is practically cured. Once or twice a year instead of daily.
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bethy_kins24: give crows food, they bring your shiny gifts
Evochron13: ben you know the proper term for a group of crows...
e_bloc: if it wasn't that many crows its just an attempted murder
saucemaster5000: is he a batman villain?
Evochron13: murder
frank_the_great: We now know who is responsible for the suspicious amount of owls
Vinewood_OG: Now I want a crapshot with Ian in a bird costume trying to recruit his corvid army.
Fanklok: Ian the Murder king
definenull: Ah good that Ian's murder continues
NoxStryx: Life goals right there
Lockraemono: that's a hero not villain
Fanklok: starting??
abaddon2501: Ian and his murder... I can see it
Thefluffiestguineapig: He has now generational continued the legend of the Peanut Man
ButterBall000: He has the tinker
ghyllnox: He's a very mild-mannered villain
Spades_Slicc: New batman villain: Crow Daddy. Stephan King files a DMCA within the hour
RealGamerCow: This was proven on the LEgo stream
e_bloc: Ian has easy mode face
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patbaer: throw a little hair on top and it's me
NotCainNorAbel: He also broadcasts from a crystal gondola. Sure sounds like an evil villain
RealGamerCow: I would consider Paul mild mannered
ghyllnox:

Lockraemono: it means chill
big_blue_man: he doesn't want to destroy everyone, he just wants to mildly inconvenience them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian isn't a villain at all, I would argue he's against corporations
Blip2004: Ian seems fairly intense
glitched_goddess: my first experience of Ian was the desert bus when he spray painted himself with silver icing
ghyllnox: He's cool, he's relatively easygoing
TomatoKigu: "Mild mannered" is american for "canadian coded"
MirrorDisco: Clark Kent is cute! 🥰
r10pez10: it's one up from lemon and herb mannered
frank_the_great: He's punk rock
niccus: superman is a weiner like paul is a weiner
frameshifty: if superman wasn't a wiener he'd destroy the planet
The_Timo: Just... A personality
RealGamerCow: I think Clark Kent is canonically a "square"
tdapenguin: @big_blue_man But he is very methodical about getting *everyone*
realbadatthis_: Underwea
Lockraemono: frost breath?????
e_bloc: 90% of DC comic characters are weiners
betweenmyself:
Superman has *never* worn a hole in his underpants 
BraveOthello: Kindness is the real punk rock
paulthemapguy: he's got weener character development
The_Lesser_Gatsby: @r10pez10 Great joke! A+
e_bloc: bruh its in the movie
Lockraemono: omg
big_blue_man: @tdapenguin he might miss someone here or there, he's not perfect
dolphgrim: No more frost breath? Thanks Obama. 😤
RedArrogantKnight: dude is wearing his underwear on the outside
Kentosaurus: predator badlands is fun
NoxStryx: Characters with Edge AND Christian
GamerCat88: very good film badlands
Thefluffiestguineapig: It has Krypton the Super dog in it!
Vinewood_OG: Killer of Killers was great!
paulthemapguy: That's why they call him Souperman, because his frost breath is great for cooling down hot soup
itsr67: predator goodlands
doubleo21: New Superman was great.
Kentosaurus: same director as prey, which was also great
RedArrogantKnight: I think frost breath is still around
itira: i was afraid of that. was planning on watching it later tonight >.>
MirrorDisco: I want to see that so bad!
caoinlean: I want to hear the boys thoughts on Wuthering heights
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niccus: they *don't* not die...
MirrorDisco: I want to see Cold Storage too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Look at the smile on Adam's face
e_bloc: its art
Notamys3000: love sam rockwell in a leading role
DaFhaye: Hi Everyone
e_bloc: scott pilgrim is canon the nephew of billy pilgrim
r10pez10: magical realism
BusTed: Best Served Cold
frank_the_great: Speaking of Scott Pilgrim, there's a new Beat-em-up game coming out that looks fun
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Vinewood_OG: Enslopification
e_bloc: they can get fucked
r10pez10: they also hour-limit the audiobooks too
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
r10pez10: it's not a good deal
glitched_goddess: yeah you’re better off with amazon
itira: Ben. Library app
Diabore: wait till the 28th
e_bloc: pirate it
aerolend: @BusTed Which one?
r10pez10: libraries are great for it now yeah
rosesmcgee: It's called enshitification
frank_the_great: I'm not sure about Canada, but Libby is a free app that you can get audiobooks through your library
ButterBall000: At least you're not me. I just started Atlas Shrugged
dagoth__ur_: kindle unlimited has better rates
r10pez10: free audiobooks
dougma: support your local library
Juliamon: spotify just desperately wants people to drop them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Libby app is GOATed
GamerCat88: Libby
circusofkirkus: yeah
itira: yesss
Inquisitor_Xian: in the PNW we have Libby
Saintnex: libby
dougma: Libby
NotCainNorAbel: yes
Juliamon: Libby my dude
paulthemapguy: They should just call it Snotify. Their logo is already just a big booger
Kentosaurus: Libby. It's great
Xaunaught: yeah Libby rules!
LostThePirate: Libby
Blip2004: you could also just buy the book (audio or text)
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, there's Kanopy & Libby.
Vinewood_OG: Drink up me hearties. Or libby, yeah.
Lockraemono: yeah I use libby for audiobooks as well!!!!
frank_the_great: Libby OP
paper_tigger: or hoopla
e_bloc: its 2026
r10pez10: yeah
circusofkirkus: having fun isn't hard when you have a library card
pawssumplace: There's also possibly Hoopla, idk if it's in Canada
dolphgrim: Ben, you can do anything at the library
TheMerricat: There are actually many library apps but many libraries use libby or overdrive
JKBalch: Ben, our friend, please look up Libby.app
Candysniper015: Libby and Hoopla
e_bloc: created by g gordon libby
DaFhaye: Only if my library was any good
glitched_goddess:
nothing is hard when you have your library card 
Fanklok: yes...
Xaunaught: yes
thatguysteve2709: Yes
loufghyslaufey: Hahahahaha
SnackPak_: yeah kinda
GasCityGaming: It's on a timer
Kentosaurus: Kinda yea.
dougma: yes
Inquisitor_Xian: yes, you have to wait in line
Joecool190: yeah
abaddon2501: 🏴☠️....
Morrigan9: librivox has community made free public domain books
circusofkirkus: yeah unfortunately
niccus: yeah...
ButterBall000: DRM, I think
rosesmcgee: Licensing restrictions
BusTed: basically
aerolend: That's exactly how it works.
InconsiderateHat: Your library will have a particular provider for audiobooks too. There are still wait times, yes.
Xaunaught: But that means the writer gets paid for it
Saintnex: a couple but yes
Lockraemono: yeah there are so many copies, my library has like 40 copies of popular ones
Bruceski: it varies, but there are limited copies
Blip2004: you get the CD in the mail
frank_the_great: Yes, there are waitlists. Some are months long
r10pez10: yeah you still have to borrow it
LostThePirate: Yes, they license a specific number of copies of each
JKBalch: Nope, several copies available. there is a line but it goes quick
niccus: unfortunately we do run on artificial scarcity
NimrodXIV: more or less
Fanklok: Because fuck ass book companies decided scarcity needs to exist in digital spaces
Juliamon: It's faux scarcity for the sake of realism
Xaunaught: Its a good deal for the writers
MacbethSeemsSus: Otherwise they'd get into copyright issues
e_bloc: I love forced scarcity
Juliamon: sorry, """realism"""
mikia55: It's like a month
BusTed: time to listen at 1.5x speed
ThePov42: (As a librarian, I will hold off my rant on the terrible state of ebook and eaudio rights management, please still use them because your library wants to be used)
Saintnex: usually weeks
dougma: Most audio books are 1 month
aerolend:
@niccus

loufghyslaufey: That sounds so dumb that it still might just work
InconsiderateHat: But at least this one is free
dagoth__ur_: get hooked on progression fanticies
ContingentCat: Me too Ben
Lockraemono: carl
dougma: Carl
Fanklok: Carl
agentofsaruman69: seems like at that point you might as well pirate the audiobook
RealGamerCow: I've been reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, it's good
dolphgrim: @ThePov42 😮😮 a librarian! Amazing!
GamerCat88: Matt
saucemaster5000: you should really see what happens when they hop on pop
dagoth__ur_: dungeon crawler carl
ghyllnox: Carl
voslan: DCC!
Morrigan9: 120% speed
r10pez10: what is Best Served Cold about btw
e_bloc: carl is hot
MacbethSeemsSus: "I....love....lamp..."
SleepyDragonGms: It's my understanding that they have to build into the app a limited time, otherwise they're not allowed to distribute the audio
frameshifty: one of my cats is named Carl!
Lockraemono: my parents love dungeon crawler carl I haven't read them tho
Strebenherz: CARL CLOOVER
NotCainNorAbel: I think someone gave me that book and it is sitting on my pile
rosesmcgee: I just go with ATHF Carl
BusTed: @r10pez10 revenge story
sgowell: Dungeon Crawler Hakarl
Shurtal: the "Tiffany Problem", Tiffany being a copmletely time accurate medival name
doubleo21: The new Dresden Files book came out last month, it really hit for me.
dougma: He is in the Coast Guard off the coast of Victoria!!!!
DoodlestheGreat: Dungeon Crawler Carl is supposed to be pretty good.
Strebenherz: TAOKAKA
e_bloc: AQHF made the best Carl
LostThePirate: Libby connects to a bunch of Library systems, though, so you'll still need a library card from somewhere that integrates it (but it seems like most are part of it now)
Strebenherz: Clover but
loufghyslaufey: What's next? A "CARL" with a "K"?
NoxStryx: I'm reading a similar one right now called Heretical Fish
DaFhaye: Hell yeah! Bang is the best
e_bloc: @rosesmcgee seconded
InconsiderateHat: Classic comedy
MirrorDisco: my husband has been reading those books
Candysniper015: I’m not walking around yelling “Dammit Doughnut!” to my cats 🤦🏻♀️
Godeke: Dungeon Crawler Carl is supposed to be silly in that he is a regular dude forced into a dungeon.
Isaac3567: @doubleo21 Really? I think I am like 3 books behind. I need to get back to them
glitched_goddess: there’s one with Chip Zanuff
aerolend: Which author is that Best Served Called book of? There's too many results with that title.
Vinewood_OG: "Well the ancient mesopotamians...."
dougma: Princess Donut is the GOAT (but don't tell her that)
frank_the_great: A book I read recently had a wife named Karen, and a child named Chad, and I could not take that seriously
aerolend: *Cold
DaFhaye: Paul from Tekken is also pretty bad
aerolend: -_-
ButterBall000: Pat?
Juliamon: je ne sais carl
r10pez10: ken
The_Timo: Could you play a game as an Adam or Ben?
aerolend: Dale?
ContingentCat: Greg is like that for me
ThePov42: @dolphgrim I try. This was a *weird* conversation to log in to on my day off
itsr67: Terrence
glyndev: Bruce
e_bloc: great movie
voslan: Bobs are almost always Roberts
GamerCat88: Billy Bob
thatguysteve2709: Wow wow wow steve
pipshardfour: greg is a great name
e_bloc: what about bob, classic
frank_the_great: What about Frank? (Asking for a friend)
glitched_goddess: Gregory no, Greg yes
dougma:
Carl was VERY intentionally chosen 
loufghyslaufey: Imagining "DanDaDan" as a person's name...
NoxStryx: Carl sounds like it should be some archaic nickname for another name
aerolend: Gregory's a band.
dolphgrim: "...Gregory" **cracks up** 🤣
DaFhaye: Keith
Darleysam: Brinson
kingandcommoner: Brayden
Vinewood_OG: Brayan
loufghyslaufey: Or moniker
Blakemcm: what ever Brenjamin
MrSarkhan: Hey what's wrong with Brandon?
e_bloc: just gerrymandering Beej in there
r10pez10: beej carving out an exception
thematic_content_warning: Chad
NoxStryx: Any name that ends in "-son"
BusTed: the red lion
GamerCat88: Garth
Xaunaught: Tier list of names stream when
arkilyd: @doubleo21 Good to know. I have friends who know Butcher from LARPing. Apparently, to them his books lost quality after he divorced his wife. Apparently, she was let to most of his good ideas.
e_bloc: always better if you pronounce it 'keef'
SnackPak_: steve > carl
tdapenguin: @frank_the_great Did they have any kids?
Kentosaurus: People with these names cowering in fear at wheel time
paulthemapguy: Brandons, Kyles, Codys, and Shanes are all up to no good, and I will not explain further
ButterBall000: Tim?
loufghyslaufey: Garth? What's wrong with the "Garths" these days?
DaFhaye: You know. I never really thought about this.
pawssumplace: @arkilyd Like Einstien!
e_bloc: can I call you Al
pawssumplace: Einstein?
pawssumplace: yeah
itomeshi:
Steve's my father. Steve's also the name the called me to the stage at my company's holiday party this year. 
r10pez10: pastor steve
DaFhaye: Tekken is full of some basic names
e_bloc: the officiant?
arkilyd: Also, anyone else notice that YouTube is currently...having issues?
ghyllnox:

BusTed:

MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out Pastor Steve also streams on twitch
itira:
I MEEEEAN 
r10pez10: honestly good questions
Vandroth_: Does Dresden Files get less cringe when it comes to female characters depiction cause I just read Storm Front and it was ROUGH
NotCainNorAbel: Why do I pay to go church when I can read the book for free
e_bloc: call me when they start paying taxes
Micsig: simply accepting donations
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly that's what I would have done Adam
BusTed: get his ass
paulthemapguy: Why do sports commentators get paid?
agentofsaruman69: @arkilyd this checks out, butcher's writing for the last decade or so has been... rough
DaFhaye: Bryan I wouldn't take seriously until I saw him
The_Timo: Lol why do people listen to you Steve?
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Bruceski: Can we get a pastor on Let's Nope?
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pawssumplace: Mmmmm, is Storm Front the first one?
ghyllnox: You don't have to, Steve
ContingentCat: It's more than just playing a game
loufghyslaufey: But let's be honest. The lot of us aren't gonna touch the lot of games LRR has played.
r10pez10: it is pretty foreign yeah
RealGamerCow: It's usually not about the video game, it's about the streamer
paulthemapguy: Get flack for this from a PASTOR is really funny and ironic
Strebenherz: because you're good at it, and entertaining. because y'all are ENTERTAINERS, and good at y'alls job
GamerCat88: steve could drop a young prime
MrSarkhan:

MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out Steve has strong opinions on the recent balance changes
Strebenherz: I like how he was questioning the existence of entertainers, a job that has existed BASICALLY SINCE EVER
PhorrestGaze: time to explain parasocial relationships
Vandroth_: Yeah Storm Front is first one
GamerCat88: i would have hit steve with a well i bet Jesus would watch me
DaFhaye: Why give money to most things
iconicshadow89: you give money to avoid adds Steven
pawssumplace: Dresden Files never gets politically correct or sensitive, but I think it does get a little better over time. There are some female characters in it who are pretty badass
glitched_goddess: “Hey kids, You know who else was a content creator that entertained people?
NotCainNorAbel: because you walked into Twitch and demanded a job
Lockraemono: game
r10pez10: is steve in chat
dougma: too early ben, it has not been 45min yet
Juliamon: patron dot com a very different thing e_bloc
e_bloc: and a toque and scarf combo
SnackPak_: beanie
trebuchetboy: beanie
Strebenherz: oh, beanies right
Shurtal: much like Texas Chili, no beanies in here
dougma: zee
Blakemcm: you men like the announcer?
Mai_Andra: a "beanie" has a propeller.
Blakemcm: lol
Xaunaught: youve lost him
BusTed: 😬
RealGamerCow: No. Adam No
trebuchetboy: @SnackPak_ you win this time
rustywir3s: beeeeeanie
dougma: hahahahahaha
ButButTheJesus: @Mai_Andra THANK you
NotCainNorAbel: I'm going to see Zed Zed Top
UtilityPunk: I've always been confused about what a "parka" was, because we call it a winter coat
Haroldholmes25: pronounce la grange
MrSarkhan: Adam no
ContingentCat: Adam
MrSarkhan: just no
UtilityPunk: Or just jacket lol
MacbethSeemsSus: *
Dog_of_Myth: Adam...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes, and you're wrong.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What was the question again?
NimrodXIV: so much no
aerolend: Zeh-zeh.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam
DoodlestheGreat: Adam, that band is from TEXAS. It's ZeeZee Top.
RedArrogantKnight: wew canadians are wild
JKBalch: Ben pulling the ripcord
pawssumplace: Like there's still a little horny/ thirst stuff, but the female characters aren't neglected, and it definitely gets better overall
e_bloc: when you sleep does it sound like zedzedzedzedzed
e_bloc: did you even say patreon
baltimore_667083: Ben is one of culture as well
Juliamon: I think you hit everything, except the wheel
circusofkirkus: I really like Jukebox Ben we've got tonight
r10pez10: isn't frank beard the only one who doesn't have a beard
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Vandroth_: Canadians cringe at Americans calling it a beanie just as much as Quebecers cringe at Canadians spelling tuque with an o
baltimore_667083: @r10pez10 yup
circusofkirkus: does Adam not know
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Correct
Nigouki: D:
GamerCat88: awe
LostThePirate: D:
raulghoulia: YES!
Blakemcm: Adam, he broke his foot!!!!
ButButTheJesus: hwat
Morrigan9: canadian cover band, zed zed top
saucemaster5000: his yell
MrSarkhan:

Kaaannaaa: legit time capsule moment
ContingentCat:

baltimore_667083: I saw them and Jeff Beck when I was younger
rustywir3s: He broke his toe!
realbadatthis_: hell yeah
voslan: There is also Gundam: Zeda and Double Zeda
Vinewood_OG: We found THE LAST PERSON who doesn't know.
Strebenherz: So he actually broke his toe kicking that helmet but they kept it in scene
RealGamerCow: *ducks from the 800 people telling Adam*
empyreon: gettin' lernt!
Diabore: no spillies chat!
Juliamon: Vandroth_ I gotta share a secret here: Defrost is on your side in the mod channels
e_bloc: is it possbile that Adam has early onset dementia
RedArrogantKnight: okay time to go to youtube, we gotta show him the scene
MacbethSeemsSus: Or the knife throw in fellowship
Lockraemono: and you say I don't know anything omg
Vandroth_: A toque is a chef's hat, a tuque is a winter hat
rosesmcgee: No, I like that Vigo gets mad out of character
Kentosaurus: it's a meme at this point
r10pez10: we have mod channels?
glitched_goddess: ZZ Top is like Cait Sith. it doesn’t matter that it’s the wrong pronunciation, it’s how they pronounce it
WitchyTQ: i am that person. i will tell you about the toe. and the horses.
circusofkirkus:

SnackPak_:

The_Timo: I'm surprised you don't know, I've heard this regurgitated so much lol
GasCityGaming: @WitchyTQ The horses? (denuinely don't know)
BusTed: @WitchyTQ did you know he actually learned to play that on the piano
ButButTheJesus: @WitchyTQ wait what about the horses
DaFhaye: It's okay LOTR is stinky anyways
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah lol. Fingers and toes are easier to fracture than you think. Go down to the hospital for scans, even if you don't think you broke it.
Fanklok: If I ever watch Lord of the Rings with Vigo I'm going to tell him about hte helemet thing when it happens
Xaunaught: thats a good fact
Dog_of_Myth: It's true
pawssumplace: There's only two guys now
Nigouki: Viggo bought one of the horses for the on-set trainer
MrSarkhan: True facts!
dougma: dad facts
pawssumplace: One of em died
GamerCat88: and one of the beard guys was in Bones
NimrodXIV: which one died though
RealGamerCow: I just tell people about the 55 gallon drums of lube they needed for the orc armies
Kentosaurus: that's kinda a great anecdote
Vinewood_OG: Heresy
r10pez10: my friend got a signed business card from frank beard because he walked into her pharmacy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't worry TQ, I am also that person
BusTed: good transition
Lockraemono: I love lotrrrr
baltimore_667083: oh no
protojman: ook ook
UtilityPunk:

ButterBall000: Wheel
kingandcommoner: Here it comes
MrSarkhan: oh shit
Darleysam:

SnackPak_: scatter!
ghyllnox: \o/
drcthulu: Time to see who gets shot
farley_f: spin that wheel
MrSarkhan: scatter
Dog_of_Myth:

voslan: WELP!
Xaunaught: lets go
Strebenherz: Never puniiished
RainyMint:

ratstronomer: THE WHEEL
HavenDragon: oh dear
loufghyslaufey: Oh ho ho ho
ContingentCat: Yesss
voslan: time to get banned
frank_the_great: Yesssss. Evvvilll
neisan2112: Lmao good
GamerCat88: safe
PhuzNutz: \0/
baltimore_667083: phew
saucemaster5000: ooo a k
shendaras:

Lockraemono: you already got me so I’m exempt
thatguysteve2709: Never punished
archon458: I just got here, I hope its not A
JKBalch: Get James
LostThePirate: safe
rustywir3s: I'll be honest, I thought Zed Zed Top was just one guy
kingandcommoner: Hide me
shendaras: k7
betweenmyself: Someone shall be adjudicated “stinky”
itsr67: close
Kentosaurus: woooo!
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Shurtal: kramburger gets banned again
Nigouki: never me, ever
ghyllnox: Safe!
frank_the_great: K
Diabore: SO close to shooting james
dougma: hehehehehehe
Orxolon: run K
xantos69: never gonna hit me
KilrenKrae: me
Vinewood_OG: C'mon repeat. Dang.
7gorobei: take cover
niccus: there goes keith
Haroldholmes25: k
trebuchetboy: I live another day
The_Timo: I remain immortal
GamerCat88: ok k kay k
DaFhaye: o7
Joecool190: never be me
rustywir3s: o7
ContingentCat: o7
voslan: Welp! Am Safe
JKBalch: Good luck, o7
big_blue_man: o7
Kramburger: Protected by Sauce
r10pez10: juliamon is safe
TomatoKigu:

frank_the_great: Kramburger
empyreon: safe again~
RainyMint: o7
ButButTheJesus:

WitchyTQ: @GasCityGaming viggo bought like three, and he also gifted one to a stunt double of arwen who had fallen in love with arwens horse
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dodge and weave Ks!
JKBalch: Don't forget to balance the scales
ButButTheJesus: @WitchyTQ awwwwww
realbadatthis_: o7
glitched_goddess: The trick is to just not talk until they get a letter
drcthulu: o7
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger we have an invincibility shield
GasCityGaming:
@WitchyTQ aweh 
WiJohn: o7
SnackPak_: o7
empyreon: o7
ShaneLeeAtk:

e_bloc: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig:

MacbethSeemsSus: o7
GamerCat88: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
BusTed:

farley_f: F
Kentosaurus: o7
LostThePirate: o7
frank_the_great: o7
dougma: o7
Orxolon: o7
ghyllnox: o7
Lockraemono: bye
Notamys3000: o7
Vinewood_OG: o7
Kramburger: Sauce and I are a bonded pair
YeOldeMark: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
Xaunaught: o7
UtilityPunk: o7 Goodbye clean records
pawssumplace: o7
Strebenherz: o7
Kramburger: o7
caoinlean: O7
underhill33: o7
glyndev: o7
Joecool190: o7
Shurtal: o7
Lord_Durin: o7
voslan: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
neisan2112:

xantos69: o7
7gorobei: o7
Fanklok: You
margerfol: o7
Incandescent_Zubat:

PhuzNutz: o7
elmolovessmack: o7
ContingentCat: o7
Juliamon: it was yall
archon458: o7
Forlorgen: 07
scarysoft: o7
Lockraemono: I got banned
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOU
Diabore: secrets!
Kramburger: Uh
Earthenone: Pollsterd
frank_the_great: That would be really funny tho
circusofkirkus: don't look at democracy
GasCityGaming:
I do.... 
Kramburger: Guys
WiJohn: They're not going to time out Kramburger, they don't want that heat
Kramburger: GUYS
paulthemapguy: lmao he just subscribed and now he's dead in the water
e_bloc: I mean I do through patreon
voslan: If we can give money to Wheeler, I will give Ben Ben money
Kramburger: Subs onscreen
Fanklok: You have 100% called it banning
Kramburger: BEN
UtilityPunk: Nah, they just time you out so you can focus on watching instead of chatting
Juliamon: it's a public page
Kramburger: Jesus
gualdhar: cut to the highlight vid with 20 occurences of "banned"
Thefluffiestguineapig: You have absolutely called it banning
rustywir3s: awww shoot
circusofkirkus: that was a Star Wars ass wipe
elmolovessmack: I got blasted once and you specifically said banned
Lockraemono: beautiful
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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MacbethSeemsSus: Hall of the Dub Step King
r10pez10: remix
thatguysteve2709: I always make sure to say not banned but timed out when I say shot
glitched_goddess: I thought getting blasted meant being pass out drunk
GasCityGaming: star wipe the sub notifier
Juliamon: Heather!
Vinewood_OG: Yes. More star wipes.
PhorrestGaze: shooting sounds permanent
Spades_Slicc: Adam you have said "banned" on accident when you were talking about timing people out previously
NotCainNorAbel: Mr Bean Star Wipe?
r10pez10: RIP
circusofkirkus: can we get a star wipe for the Mr Bean gif?
WitchyTQ: blasted means -
Fanklok: Good news, the new Diablo 2 character is broken
UtilityPunk: Oh hell yes, the Windows Movie Maker and OG PowerPoint classic!
r10pez10: oh default screen transitions lmao
MacbethSeemsSus: Aww the wheel fixed the "Let's Nope" formatting
EvilBadman: @Fanklok Pay 2 win
Lockraemono: adam
ButButTheJesus: @WitchyTQ THANK you
LostThePirate: There surely isn't ~any~ evidence of this lol
SnackPak_: Paul!
DaFhaye: @WitchyTQ They will learn someday
GamerCat88: quick ask Paul about star wipe
circusofkirkus: Any bounce animations?
ButButTheJesus: star wipe just sounds dirty now
GasCityGaming: I haven't star wiped in forever, i have a bidet
Kramburger: Vibe codding the starwipe
Thefluffiestguineapig: There surely couldn't possibly be any proof of this
Bearudite: like there is a ffmpeg plugin
drcthulu: blap blap
paulthemapguy: "Prove to me that I said what I said." Okay. Dad?
EvilBadman: We need star wipes as part of the new branding
circusofkirkus: we?
SnackPak_: we do?
aerolend: star wash
betweenmyself: star wipes are played out, we need some wipes modeled after Mario Paint full screen deletes
Kentosaurus: we do that?
UtilityPunk: OBS do be on GitHub, anyone can slip star wipes in
niccus: just out here talking about chub rubs and blasting
ContingentCat: Do we?
Lockraemono: everyone here
Fanklok: race?
GamerCat88: the royal we
circusofkirkus: Dr Seuss was a dirty man
r10pez10: is that what "oh my stars" means
7gorobei: asterisk wipe?
WiJohn: Yeah but whiping your butt hole is the opposite of dirty
itomeshi: @Kramburger I suspect the AI will decline to help, at least if it's 3-laws compliant.
niccus: vibe coddling
big_blue_man: oh my multiple buttholes
Juliamon: itomeshi good news, it doesn't give a shit about the 3 laws
EvilBadman: (crashes in) Chocolate Starfish!
saucemaster5000: when the sneetches lose their stars can they not poop
NotCainNorAbel: Twinkle Twinkle little sta
glitched_goddess: in 2001, a space odyssey:”Oh my god it’s full of stars” not “oh my god its full of anuses”
SnackPak_: star struck
xantos69: oh say can you see?
rustywir3s: oh my stars and garters
The_Timo: More accurate nowadays
DaFhaye: Stars and stripes!
saucemaster5000: the rocket's red glare
ContingentCat: Not on stream
saucemaster5000: the bombs bursting in air
betweenmyself:
43c about a year older than Adam… This is your future! 
Bearudite: I think for DB we were gonna implement the batman transistion
couchboyj: Fine dining at a 5 star restaurant
GamerCat88: stary eye surprise
UtilityPunk: Give em the ol' razzle dazzler, the star spangler, y'see
DaFhaye: shooting stars
The_Timo: Seeing stars
mulligan2six: Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you are among a bunch of assholes.
Vandroth_: Video games? Unacceptable!
circusofkirkus: if you were a bean, what bean would you be?
EvilBadman: @Bearudite Oh yeah?
LostThePirate: XD
saucemaster5000: uh huh
dougma: adam
TomatoKigu: <_<
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
NotCainNorAbel: ADAM!
empyreon:

paulthemapguy: uhhhhhhh
MrSarkhan:

xantos69:
50 Flick
GamerCat88: hahaha
Vinewood_OG: Got there.
Mr_Horrible: cwonOwOs
ContingentCat: adam
e_bloc:

drcthulu: really whips the lama's star
archon458: Have you?
TomatoKigu: I plead the fifth.
Bearudite: garbanzo
ContingentCat: Well
ButButTheJesus: i have not...
Mr_Horrible: he calls the paper football "the bean"
big_blue_man: adam over here flicking kidney beans
GasCityGaming: oh dang, i could do some baked beans....
r10pez10: pray tell
kimmibeans: I legitimately love that I'm almost an hour late and we still haven't started the game LMAO
UtilityPunk: Bean flicking is poor kid's football
rustywir3s: I'm more into stars than beans
thatguysteve2709: I mean you did punch spaghetti so yeah I can see it
abaddon2501: Oh winamp... Simpler times...
LostThePirate: Props to Paul for realizing Adam's dream
DaFhaye: kidney beans?
Fanklok: So it's funny when Adam talk about flicking beans but when I do it I "should never say that gain"
paulthemapguy: Don't roll that beautiful bean footage, on a count of TOS
TheOges: Some folks just aren't into beans, adam
DoodlestheGreat: You know, yesterday Graham was playing a horror game on "Send Codes," and he made it through what felt like most of the game in three hours. It was generally agreed that you gents would take two months to get as far. :tf:
ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans as is tradition!
realbadatthis_: RIP to Jordynne having to see this in the clips
Diabore: not a chance
EvilBadman: Flickin the ol' burrito bean
MacbethSeemsSus: Nothing of note happened last stream
GasCityGaming: and nothing of consequence occurred
neisan2112: But also there was a huge dump of story the time before
Mr_Horrible: we're all trying to get a jetpack, in our own way
r10pez10: is it a slow burn or is it just bad
TheMerricat:
Hmmm.... imagine that you two played for two hours and no story happened. 
saucemaster5000: some people savor art
calculated_uncertainties: @DoodlestheGreat you say that like it's a bad thing.
NightValien28: you can't lock in for 10 minutes
TomatoKigu: …Time to pivot the stream
Mr_Horrible: I think you could lock in, but we don't have a lot of empirical evidence of you locking in, no offense
archon458: This stream has Bean through a lot.
voslan: I would like to remind chat, that Let's Nope did hold a speed run record for a few days!
thatguysteve2709: I mean you did play the first one you could play tormented soul 2
neisan2112: Naw, I don't think 2 months, maybe 1
itomeshi: Hey, Ben speedran a horror game.
Bearudite: locked in but at what cost
Mr_Horrible: when you do, though, you do
TheMerricat:
You've already gotten distracted. 
Mr_Horrible: oh Kraven Manor...
TomatoKigu: You speedran Two horror games.
shendaras: Didn't you pioneer some sort of skip that no one had found before or something?
ButButTheJesus: gwabbity
GamerCat88: grabery deez
EvilBadman: Ben, in a conversation, moving the character endlessly in a circle over tables
BusTed: @shendaras working with an older version
rustywir3s: McGraverty
glitched_goddess: grabber d nuts lmao
shendaras: Oh, okay.
thematic_content_warning: Do you no longer have the record?
kimmibeans: This my favorite evening ADHD shenanigans stream, cause y'all always come on about the time my ritalin wears off and so I match the vibe
Juliamon: and there wasn't a version distinction at time of upload
neisan2112: @shendaras No he was on a different version that skipped a whole room
UtilityPunk: Man, why's Graverty always needing traversal? Can't they do it themselves?
DaFhaye: There really isn't to many games that you both take to long to get through.
r10pez10: it was pretty cool
Juliamon: learning to speedrun is tons of fun
thatguysteve2709: They were really cool
BusTed:

drcthulu: walls need love too
Mr_Horrible: are there beans on the wall?
mulligan2six: Some people pay extra for that
mckblitz: And thats before he starts the game
ButButTheJesus: ayo
GasCityGaming: Next time on ben's home stream.....
saucemaster5000: rubbing a wall, flicking beans
NotCainNorAbel: and then he plays the game
Dog_of_Myth:

big_blue_man: i'm in
EvilBadman: And hen flick a bean
xantos69: Harder
definenull: Phrasing
r10pez10: is this why your underwear wears out
Shurtal: "Ben throws it back, for 90 minutes"
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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circusofkirkus: new sub gif unlocked
shendaras: And now we know why his pants get worn out
glitched_goddess: phrasing: the stream
Mr_Horrible: that's not how you jitterclip, Ben
Strebenherz: OH NO
MacbethSeemsSus: gif this
saucemaster5000: ok
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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circusofkirkus: can we replace Mr Bean with this
tehfewl: Ian already did that joke
paulthemapguy: Whatever balls your wall
definenull: Welcome to the highlight reel
Lockraemono: oh no
TomatoKigu: I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'd watch a series of ben learning speedruns and love every minute.
GamerCat88: make eye contact
elmolovessmack: So that's how bens pants get worn
UtilityPunk: Ben training to speedrun IRL
GhostValv: we're used to Ben rubbing one out on stream
drcthulu: make eye contact while doing it to assert dominance
QuixoticScrivener: Rogue Wall Enthusiasts is a great Dirk Gently episode
Fanklok: Yeah weiner first is a nono
saucemaster5000: both are weird
r10pez10: eye contact
paulthemapguy: he hasn't cut a hole in the wall yet so there's no point in doing your front way
saucemaster5000: steve can still see you
GamerCat88: leave room for jesus
thatguysteve2709: Steves watching
glitched_goddess: you ever itch your back on a doorway like a bear?
Strebenherz: that's why you need the hood over your head
Mr_Horrible: under the ortolon napkin
TomatoKigu:
We crave the LRR show "Reverse Begineering"! 
EvilBadman: He's Balooing it
The_Timo: Crotch I assume pervert, butt I assume they're itchy
Bearudite: ortolan rules
Strebenherz: OH NO
Juliamon: the ol' ortolan
ghizmou: only if it s a lead blanket
kingandcommoner: birdbox?
UtilityPunk: Gamers locked in
Strebenherz: PASS ON THAT ONE BEN
paper_tigger: ortalean
Thefluffiestguineapig: Making an ortolan argument
ButButTheJesus: the who
r10pez10: what the fuck is this show
SnackPak_: yeah
saucemaster5000: ye... rich people are weird
EvilBadman: (Is this the example of locking in? Did I miss that?)
circusofkirkus: Adam is all facted out
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's learning a lot this stream
abaddon2501: Hide it from god
johnnylongtorso: you mean like Max Rebo?
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, need jesus
NotCainNorAbel: Jesus was a freak
The_Timo: Nah Jesus needs me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Adam learns a thing and sometimes they play a game
Lockraemono: nice
DaFhaye: Facing the wall makes it feel like they are trying to hide something
Strebenherz: hell yeah
betweenmyself:
are we trying to come up with some Wall-Soaking tech to avoid God’s wrath? 
MirrorDisco: I’m good without Jesus.
gualdhar: but how will we know when you're streaming, or have an opinion
UtilityPunk: Go back to a good old wristwatch and a pager
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circusofkirkus: nah
Juliamon: Watches *are* kinda silly
r10pez10: spin a wheel to decide which social media app to remove
Mr_Horrible: James's ears are burning
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Adam once got taught about all the live action Disney remakes. A different day there was the Microplastics incident
voslan: I would delete my account in a heart beat, but most miniwargamers orginize on Facebook sadly.
SnackPak_: what a hot take
EvilBadman: Delete your Twitter at least
circusofkirkus: pocketwatches are dumb, wristwatches are goated
frameshifty: THANK YOU Ben
Lockraemono: I agree with ben
MirrorDisco: even smart watches?
QuixoticScrivener: knowing the time, am I right?
saucemaster5000: LMAO
pawssumplace: I dunno, watches are good if you don't wanna mess with your phone
Kramburger: Marshall has entered the chat
Scy_Anide: Are smart watches dumb?
Mr_Horrible: they're melding
NotCainNorAbel: watches are fine, watch people are very odd
MrSarkhan:

circusofkirkus: can we poll this
thematic_content_warning: What about pocket watches
UtilityPunk: Just walk in with a Flava Flav wallclock necklace
mckblitz: Finally a good watch take
UtilityPunk:

MacbethSeemsSus: Ben hates rotating his arm
drcthulu: they've gone full circle
Juliamon: Smartwatches are the most dumb
gualdhar: James walks in with 15 watches on his arm
paulthemapguy: On this stream, the part of Adam will be played by Ben Ulmer
Fanklok: ok well fuk u too i guess
DaFhaye: Pocket watch?
brainbosh: The wrist is the worst place to put something.
Kipstar: well I was bound to catch a shot eventually
Vinewood_OG: Sold us a smaller wrist phone.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I use a smartwatch to time blood tests
Mr_Horrible:
"people can't have nice things because they want them for them" 
circusofkirkus: call up Marshall and tell him that
paulthemapguy: uh oh there's a user in chat who is a literal watch
jacqui_lantern234:
WELL WELL WELL!!! if it aint a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
Nigouki: Ben have you never encountered the scam where people come up to you, ask you what the time is and if you pull out your almost thousand dollar pocket supercomputer they just snatch it and run?
glitched_goddess: I have a smart watch but to measure health shit. but that’s the blanket exception for anything
protojman: nanananana
MacbethSeemsSus: Someone's having fun with the polls
Juliamon: "ooh look at me I put a totally unusable computer on my wrist that gets mad if I sit down or stand up too fast"
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Scy_Anide: I like watches as fashion pieces but otherwise I agree (I still wouldn't wear one)
BusTed: what about a pocketwatch
r10pez10: not if you're a nurse or a miner
pawssumplace: That said I don't have a watch lol
frank_the_great: Northern Lion aha take
Thefluffiestguineapig: I did get mine 3rd hand
DaFhaye: I need a watch at work
QuixoticScrivener: what do you think of people who wear their watch face on the inside of their wrist?
paulthemapguy: Watches are actually stupid tho
cutaos: i cant keep track of the time all the time, its nice not to have to take my phone out every 8 min when i forget what time it is
circusofkirkus: pocketwatches are performative
trebuchetboy: bad poll
Morrigan9: right, never clouds in the pacific northwest
pawssumplace: I have like 789 devices with the time on it nearby at all times now
frameshifty: I used a pocketwatch before I had a cell phone
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the most performative
GamerCat88: hehe
saucemaster5000: uh huh
paulthemapguy: All watches are performative
BusTed:

Mr_Horrible: Adam you're killing him
DaFhaye: Pocket watches are the most performative!
Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheheh suuuuuuuuuuuuure
glitched_goddess: steam punk is overdone
pawssumplace: I would wear a watch if I was hiking without my phone.
NotCainNorAbel: "we can buckle down and finish a game"
EvilBadman: Here's the thing
BusTed: put another cog o nit
Shurtal: "Watches are dumb," Ben says as he gets his 500lb sundial out, dropping it on your feet, crushing them, declairing "IT"S CLOUDY"
niccus: in this stream: ben keeps digging a hole
chaos5896: fastest 180 in history
Lockraemono: yike
Vinewood_OG: Do you work for the railroad?
Fanklok: Ian says good day?
QuixoticScrivener: what if I have a pocket watch chain, but on a compass?
betweenmyself: Just carry around a three minute egg timer that you have to flip twenty times an hour to keep time
NotCainNorAbel: I feel seen
SquareDotCube: If they're holding a pocket watch and egg salad sandwich...
Kentosaurus: what you'd rather they say bad day?
paulthemapguy: lmao @Fanklok beat me to it
Saintnex: oi, mine is a dr who one and I do say goodbye!
ButButTheJesus:
@Shurtal 
frank_the_great: What if it has a cool backstory, like from Pulp Fiction?
jacqui_lantern234:
i have a pocket watch........ for cosplay 
frameshifty: I have now said "good day" in like 6 different takes
EvilBadman: "I take my leave of you"
big_blue_man: i don't believe you ben
calculated_uncertainties: Ian is calculator watch- not pocket watch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have you met a nurse Adam? Lots of us have a "pocket watch" attached to our badges
r10pez10: ian uses a pocket trackball
jacqui_lantern234: but i would definitely use it if it had a battery in it
drcthulu: hack saw
frank_the_great: Saw 1 easy clears
Fanklok: hack saws are not for wood
pawssumplace: The blade would get stuck in the wood
Bearudite: top saw
e_bloc: jim duggans clearly superior
Mr_Horrible: I mean you're cutting with a 2-hander if it's a thicc log
glitched_goddess: circular saw is the best
calculated_uncertainties: or sundial, he has mentioned being SCAdian
r10pez10: it's called a throat, for some reason
DaFhaye: The right one gets stuck more tho
frank_the_great: @r10pez10 throat goat
UtilityPunk: We need more horror games with a ghost in a bedsheet in the corner wobbling the saw to make SFX
Fanklok: which one of you is the hack
pawssumplace: What's all this sci fi shit, why are you using some rusty 20th century saw?
Mr_Horrible: Adam's the blue loop of tape between the 2 saws
Bearudite: nah left one is you 2 because its a coping saw
Scy_Anide: The one on the left is good for cutting bone
Mr_Horrible: @Bearudite HEYYO
jacqui_lantern234:
nah, ben's more of a hack! 
Fanklok: FUCK STYGIAN DOLLS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit I missed another poll
rustywir3s: I'm just a widdwe scwew dwivew
jacqui_lantern234:
@Thefluffiestguineapig get got, nerd 
Mr_Horrible: well you guys have an extra
Juliamon: good news, companies are making new ones all the time
Mr_Horrible: so you're on hard mode
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Yeah I know, why should I be doing homework like a scrub. Hope you're doing well
Lex_Snipe_49: robson supremacy
niccus: well you can't work with demon cores without a phillips, so that's one
r10pez10: spoken like a true stage tech
NotCainNorAbel: create one standard! (now there are standard+1)
PhilanthropyLich: Hexalobe
frank_the_great: It kinda ruins games, but I do love the Skyrim clairvoyance mechanic for ease, when used sparingly
UtilityPunk: We need scifi screws and sonic screwdrivers, yep
Juliamon: BMW made a new one recently that's their logo
Nigouki: Robertson was ideal until Torx came along and we might actually slowly migrate to Torx fully. Hopefully
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig im towards the tail end of a cold
Shurtal: torx sounds like it's made up
ButterBall000: More security screws
Lex_Snipe_49: square screw is great
Talin06: that is how you get yet another type of screw
DaFhaye: We need the council of screws to figure this out
Morrigan9: slotted screws have their rare place
pawssumplace: I'm always the one who puts together furniture between me and my partner
pawssumplace: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mr_Horrible: the worst is when it's a single product with multiple screwheads included in the parts
mulligan2six: Torx is awesome! Strip proof.
Mr_Horrible: like what the fuck
MacbethSeemsSus: XKCD there are too many standards issue
pawssumplace: No, I get too mad lol
caoinlean: Yes I've been putting together furniture and fuck the diff screws
UtilityPunk: Honestly, finding the right screwdrivers could be a puzzle in an RE game
Bearudite: square screw stinky
pawssumplace: He just lets me yell at the furniture XD
Saintnex: this does remind me that I need to get the battery replaced on my pocket watch
GamerCat88: yeah some ppl freak out putting things together with their partner
ButButTheJesus: "just follow the instructions" that's what causes the fight
Serivus: Are you ok with multiple sizes of one screw type (bigger and smaller torx bits)
Bearudite: its literally a step by step instruction set
pawssumplace: I don't yell as much as I used to though
paulthemapguy: Furniture assembly is THE definitive team-building exercise
NotCainNorAbel: if I have to hear that Tab A goes into Slot B one more MF TIME! Tab A goes into Slot A!
Lex_Snipe_49: not everyone follows instructions the same
DaFhaye: That's the first problem. People read instructions differently
pawssumplace: Because the instructions are fucking bad
RelwinEJ: Putting it all together yourself is playing on hard mode when you're doing big stuff.
pawssumplace: And you have to reedo shit
DaFhaye: Or some just don't read them
jacqui_lantern234:
by that logic, Sarah and i are built to last as a couple
weve had fun building stuff together
Mr_Horrible: @pawssumplace imagining someone putting together a cabinet, getting annoyed at it, and someone in the background just shouting "Yeah! Let 'em know!"
frank_the_great: I just like fighin'
MirrorDisco: I do it first and then read the instructions when I can’t figure it out
Saintnex: frustration at taking more time than most ppl want at building things?
aZephyrSage: That sentence, Adam, is exactly how the fights start
paulthemapguy: Ben is being nice, what he means to say is that half of people can't read instructions period
kingandcommoner: Or somebody is reading an instruciton out loud, and then the other person starts before they finish and then somehting is put on backwards
MacbethSeemsSus: Are you an "all instructions" or "some instructions" type of person
BusTed:

Lex_Snipe_49: there is no worst arguement then arguing over the same thing
pawssumplace: I once put together a shelf and every shelf was upside down because they didn't mark which way they were supposed to go
MirrorDisco: Yes! Drives my husband crazy 🤣
Fanklok: Instructions are like math, there is exactly one correct way to do it and people still disagree
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a medical professional PLEASE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS
PMAvers: "Let's just start assembling the furniture, we can learn how to assemble it as we go."
Vandroth_: it barely reacts to being shot that's weird
Mr_Horrible: I think it's also that people tend to have "A System" for how they go about tasks like that so when things don't align between the two Systems it's one of those "why would you do it that way?" "why would YOU do it THAT way?"
tehfewl: @Thefluffiestguineapig Agree
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not just give your pets medications without reading the instructions
HadesLeprechaun: Missed the start of this stream, but have they tried out the new 'difficulty' setting just patched in?
jacqui_lantern234: @MirrorDisco red flag behaviour tbh
voslan: 100%
Juliamon: HadesLeprechaun no
MirrorDisco: Ha ha! 🤣🤣
DaFhaye: Isn't that how video games are played here?
HorusFive: The instructions are there to help you
Shurtal: i once assembled an entertainment center and was wondering why it was leaning forward. Turns out i accidentally flipped the front foot board. the difference was SO MINUTE it didn't looke like it had an upside down in the instructions
QuixoticScrivener: do these people skip the instructions on lego sets?
Saintnex: bing bang boom, and the i-cream
Mr_Horrible: I mean it's also mostly just a "how good are you at being chill and describe what you're thinking"
ButButTheJesus: @DaFhaye THANK you
rosesmcgee: It's fun. Like putting together a big puzzle. that my TV goes on
GamerCat88: and practice active listening
ButterBall000: Skill issue
frank_the_great: "bing bang boom" is a nice phrase
MirrorDisco: We get along very well 🤣🤣
pawssumplace: @Shurtal Yeah, it's always this kinda shit
DaFhaye: @ButButTheJesus I had to say it
aZephyrSage: But walkthroughs ruin the fun
MacbethSeemsSus: Cooking's a similar relationship test
Mr_Horrible: @Shurtal feels like there's a step like this in everything
pawssumplace: Nothing to do with reading or not reading, although NOT reading makes it worse.
UtilityPunk: "Hand me the thingamabob" "The whosamawhatsit?"
MirrorDisco: I keep life interesting. 🤣🤣
Lex_Snipe_49: if your partner cant understand hand me the thing
trebuchetboy: Ben do you have a favorite Deck this out yet?
Lockraemono: real "I don't need a map" energy
InconsiderateHat: It's your first chance to see 1) How your partner approaches problem solving, and 2) How you communicate with each other
pawssumplace: But there's always something missing in 90% of instructions
Lockraemono: omg me and nicole are twins
Shurtal: @pawssumplace it was like a difference of less than half a centimeter, it was INFURIATING
Thefluffiestguineapig: Suddenly it makes way more sense why so many cats get flea medication overdoses. If people don't read the instructions that the doseages are based on weight and just say "eh, must be this one"
paulthemapguy: Translating between verbal language and spatial manipulation is always a challenge, like giving people driving directions
Mr_Horrible:
washing dishes 
Saintnex:
you only get to assemble the furniture once, so you shouldn’t use a guide 
Diabore: alex
Vinewood_OG:
I get stuck with both. 
DaFhaye: I have to clean as I'm cooking
MirrorDisco: Yep - husband does dishes , I take care of the laundry.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Yeah, I live alone with no dishwasher
Isaac3567: Its a test of how well you can remain calm when the other person doesn't understand instructions like you do. Something super "easy" and obvious to you that they can't seem to get tends to annoy people
ContingentCat: Oooo
MacbethSeemsSus: Cooking tip: Do dishes while cooking
UtilityPunk: @Saintnex Yeah, imagine paying for furniture spoilers
Mr_Horrible: you and Maria, *weird*? Heaven forfend
neisan2112: Maria getting weird? No
mulligan2six: She talks about Bogles, I am assuming
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus When you have cats you learn to do this very quickly or end up with lots and lots of vomit around you
rosesmcgee: That's just No Man's Sky
Mr_Horrible: big field dotted with like 5 warehouses
InconsiderateHat: @MacbethSeemsSus I envy the people who cook so quickly and efficiently that there's time to do that.
Lockraemono: pasta
Juliamon: depends on the pasta
Nigouki: he's pasta that stage of life
Bearudite: no I order pahsta
pawssumplace: Oh man, I never order pasta because $20 for noodles? Pffffffff
MirrorDisco: me too, I’m a creature of habit with food ❤️
DaFhaye: Does Ramen count as pasta?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @InconsiderateHat I prep my soapy water beforehand so for certain dishes I can start them soaking as I do things, lots of dishes I have learned to combine
Kentosaurus: I rarely order pasta at a restaurant because I can make that at home
Mr_Horrible: oh that's neat
InconsiderateHat: I make real good pasta at home, so no, but sometimes I'm out and craving pasta and it's tempting.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since becoming gluten free there's a single digit number of places I like their pasta and can't afford them
Mr_Horrible: I'll sometimes experiment, esp if multiple things look good at a new place
Juliamon: sometimes a place has some fancy ravioli
Juliamon: with like, crab in it
Mr_Horrible: but I'm also usually a "oh that's my GOAT" and then order that forever
pawssumplace: Now I will say if you're at a REALLY fancy place? Pasta can be worth it, but never at a mid range restaurant.
pawssumplace: I had the best alfredo of my life on a cruise
morteica: I used to be an Italian cook...so no. I don't order pasta. It's easy enough to make it at home. I want something I can't/don't want to make at home.
DaFhaye: Tortellini I will get but I don't think of that as pasta
Nigouki: didn't we upgrade our guns? cuz they sure are back to feeling like wet pasta
Larkonus: If a place offers fried rice or biryani, I have to try that first.
calculated_uncertainties: good grilled cheese has a lot of effort in it.
Bearudite: I will fuck up the ole spaghetti factory mizithra spagetti
Mr_Horrible: food truck grilled cheese where they fuuuuuck that shit up
drcthulu: Thanks for the idea to make a grilled cheese
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RealGamerCow: Carbonara is one of the pasta dishes that I will order when I'm out. I have a hard time making it at home
paulthemapguy: Panini are good
Juliamon: there's a place down the street from me that has roasted corn ravioli and it's the only thing I get from there bc everything else I've tried sucks (but my family likes it)
abaddon2501: You can't put meat into a grilled cheese!
Jadaris: @Bearudite yessss
Diabore: that sounds delicious
pawssumplace: Reminds me I have to make a big batch of spaghetti sauce
RatherLargeToad: I had an unfortunate grilled cheese where they included raw onion chunks and mushrooms in a weird vinaigrette
GasCityGaming: Sounds amazing
ContingentCat: Niiice
Mr_Horrible: apple slice with cheese works, yeah
HorusFive: @abaddon2501 That's quitter talk
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: apple and pork go great together
InconsiderateHat: I actually love ordering salad at restaurants. I know that's a cheapskate restaurant trope, but they're often so nice and I'll just never keep lettuce around the house.
DaFhaye: Grilled cheese to me is also buttering the outside of the bread
saucemaster5000: apple slices in a grilled cheese bang
paulthemapguy: apple and cheese?
Strebenherz: that sounds like it'd balance well
MirrorDisco: ooooo - I want to try that
Bearudite: apple and cheese is great
GamerCat88: i love that kind of grilled cheese
Mr_Horrible: thin slices topping some mac & cheese fucks
RealGamerCow: I had a grilled brie and apple slices sandwich, it was a BANGER
gualdhar: no, the real tragedy is Darth Plagueis the Wise
pawssumplace: I think anything that has more than 50% cheese in the middle is a grilled cheese
Vandroth_: yeah, carbonara is okay to order in a restaurant, it's tricky to make at home
brutusq13: apple, brie and mustard with any meat. sign me up!
Mr_Horrible: noooooooooo
InconsiderateHat: NOOOO
Juliamon:

CaptainCoriale: apple slices + cheddar + pepper jelly. winning grilled cheese combo
Strebenherz: F
couchboyj: Apple bacon chedder grilled cheese is the truth
ContingentCat: Nooo
pawssumplace: nooo
abaddon2501: @HorusFive I'm a melt truther, and it's not even grilled!
MirrorDisco:
I would cry 
Diabore: thats like a full paycheck!
Kentosaurus: Oh, the Next Act is next to Meat. That place is amazing
HorusFive: o7 Adam's sandwich
glitched_goddess: there’s a place I used to go to that put beer battered walleye in a grilled cheese
calculated_uncertainties: I'm a tomato ham cheese garlic person. but it has to be good cheese.
Vandroth_: the new franks garlic sauce for mcmuffins fucks
saucemaster5000: your face is up at that mcdonald's now
GamerCat88: goat cheese, blackberry jam grilled cheese
RealGamerCow: I would say "Some McDonalds employee just got a real nice breakfast sandwich" and be done
calculated_uncertainties: @GamerCat88 ooh, that does sound good
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 it's just a sign that says "Get a load of this guy:"
neisan2112: Found a new place recently that does grilled cheese and other toasted sandwiches, and OMG their bread is so good and perfectly toasted on every side.
iconicshadow89: where was this conversation before I visited Victoria
GamerCat88: @calculated_uncertainties it is divine, can also add some protein too but i like just the cheese and jam
ContingentCat: Yeahh Toronto is bad about that
Juliamon: *damn*
MrSarkhan: damn that's cheap
calculated_uncertainties: @GamerCat88 I think if somebody just told me it was a grilled cheese sandwich I would be annoyed, but if you described it I would be down.
EvilBadman: What the shiiiit
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's cheap, and it was good?
GasCityGaming: 4 mcdonalds meals things is like as much as that
DaFhaye: That's amazing
neisan2112: Thats insane even if that was USD, holy shit
lamina5432: I had a Japanese place near a friends that was about the same
saucemaster5000: maan sushi around is so expensive
GasCityGaming: Medicine Hat has "Hatters"
Kentosaurus: edmontonian is goofy, but only we get to say that
BTownMC: Edmontonites
ghizmou: little victorian boys
ContingentCat:
So does Edmonton though 
GamerCat88: @calculated_uncertainties yeah def have to get the description/ deets
glitched_goddess: Victorian makes you sound like steam punk fans
SAJewers: what about halifax and "haligonaians"?
EvilBadman: Should be 'Couvers
Thefluffiestguineapig: That era of history is synonomous with tuberculousis and a whole bunch of other bad shit
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what about people from Toronto?
InconsiderateHat: Any tips for Toronto food? I've got money for some nicer stuff but I'll take tips on the good value secret tech.
GasCityGaming: the 6th guy?
saucemaster5000: five guys is solid
GhostValv: damm drops or something
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: five guys is okay but not $20 okay
glitched_goddess: the fries there are better than the burger
GasCityGaming: cheeburger, jalapenos, fried onions, bbq sauce
Vinewood_OG: For the price, nah. Smashburger.
ButButTheJesus: chnkn nungns
pawssumplace: Get a better burger and then run in and get 5 Guys fries
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a “small fry” is like a shovel-ful at Fove Guys
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's aggressively fine but too expensive for the quality
SquareDotCube: The fries I think is for eating while stuck in traffic jams, which DC is notorious for
EvilBadman: Damn sult being gone hit me this db
mulligan2six: It dissolved?
Kentosaurus: Was the japanese place Mikado?
Juliamon: I never got to go to Sult (and likely wouldn't have) but I was still bummed when the closed
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: order a Large fry at Five Guys, and they just fill your car
saucemaster5000: honk on dat west
kynelwynn: Goose
Diabore: specializing in goose and duck dishes
EvilBadman: Coop's was fine hinestly
glitched_goddess: Honk On West serves goose
ContingentCat: And goose
EvilBadman: Honestly*
pawssumplace: I think it's literally a big paper sack of fries if you get large, plus a cup for holding them in
saucemaster5000: duck is underrated
Thefluffiestguineapig: Duck, rabbit, deer
chaos5896: Honk on West? Who's on First?
TheMerricat: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff And these days it costs about as much as the loan payment for the car
BTownMC: H.O.W
DaFhaye: This is not a duck safe zone
Diabore: a horn
saucemaster5000: cars
BusTed: quack quack quack
pawssumplace: Goose
brutusq13: cars
Juliamon: clowns
HorusFive: Car?
SquareDotCube: Donk on West, however
betweenmyself:

pawssumplace: Deer
EvilBadman: Crapshots
Thefluffiestguineapig: Geese
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: not with that attitude
aZephyrSage: challenge accepted
ContingentCat: Clowns
SAJewers:
have you ever tried? 
Juliamon: you definitely can
SnackPak_: you can ear a car
NightValien28: you can if you are not a coward
glitched_goddess: that’s quitter talk
rosesmcgee: Can if you want to get into Guinness
ContingentCat: Nor with that attitude
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can for sure eat a goose
MrSarkhan: you can eat anything once
Fanklok: Tell that toCrazy Earl
HorusFive:
@Juliamon "It's only a FunPlex if it makes the honking noise" 
ButButTheJesus: you wouldn't [eat] a car
hamraffle: Car go Pants? Nah bro, car go honk-honk. Are you oka?
pawssumplace: Caribou
EvilBadman: You wouldn't download an eated car
lamina5432: geese?
GamerCat88: the collective braincell stuttered
ghizmou: platipi ?
pawssumplace: Do they honk?
gualdhar: how the fuck did twitch audio cut in and out without me touching anything
glitched_goddess: graveler? the Pokemon?
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Khazan's soundtrack is pretty good too
Diabore: didnt we just get caitlyn? do we need senna?
itomeshi: But... ninjas...
Fanklok: Call me when Singed is in 2xKO'
pawssumplace: Did they just borrow the model from Amnesia the Dark Descent?
Mai_Andra: Ibuki?
glitched_goddess: ibuki
EvilBadman: Can we get rid of Ninja Characters? !ppr
Mr_Horrible: the one with the gigantic ponytail?
Juliamon:

DaFhaye: Ibuki is fun
Diabore: @Fanklok i know he just got released but zahen would probably have a fun kit
neisan2112: LMAO
saucemaster5000: they are in a half shell
Thefluffiestguineapig: Too much MtG
Vinewood_OG: Don't let them hear you.
DaFhaye: Yo TMNT is looking really cool
ContingentCat: Teenage mutant turtles are the only o
Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK OFF
Mr_Horrible: Universes Beyond, folks!
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun not just that, MORE THAN DOUBLE
aZephyrSage: but guys, Mortal Kombat needs ninjas to exist. you're gonna thanos snap their roster if you get rid of ninjas
Fanklok: Well there needs to be each of hte pairs
glitched_goddess: that’s just the ones we know too
DaFhaye: I was very sad with the Lorwyn set. I was looking forward to it
Mr_Horrible: I mean at this point Netherrealm is Thanos snapping MK on their own
Mr_Horrible: oh, a fellow Astaroth/Voldo main
Mr_Horrible:

itsr67: gimme the weirdos
NoxStryx: Its almost like making a full set around a property with 6 characters is not a great idea
ContingentCat: Love weirdos
pawssumplace: What was the valkyrie?
MrSarkhan: Yeah that tracks
Mr_Horrible:
little freak 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaFhaye The set was really good but they clearly gave it short shrift in order to do more UB stuff and didn't serve the story well and I wanted to cry
MirrorDisco: Yeeeees!!!!
Fanklok: It's still crazy to me that Voldo was mocapped
NoxStryx: Hahah that was me! Netrunner need more little weirdos
EvilBadman: Voldo is not a little freak. No small there.
Mr_Horrible: he mostly uses it like a bat and it's really funny
saucemaster5000: I was a kilik jerk
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 in the gibbet cage with ye
Fanklok: Astaroth is a top tier in SC2
MirrorDisco: I loved Kilik 😍
EvilBadman: I am an Ivy sicko in sc2
e_bloc: went on a date saturday and she told me voldo was her favorite. might be a keeper
MirrorDisco: Taki was my love.
Mai_Andra: either the biggest mother or the biggest fucker
DaFhaye: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah that's how I feel. It's my favorite theme and everything. But just needed more
Fanklok: Siegfried my boy
Mr_Horrible: Ivy is quintessential bait character but her moveset was actually cool as fuck
EvilBadman: You can say that track ben
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've been having a hankering to reinstall SC6 and this is only pushing me harder
glitched_goddess: I always like the nimble fuckers. like if they play like wolverine in mvc
Fanklok: That man has had the same move set for 40 years
NoxStryx: That is why i wanted you to check out Apex for Netrunner but it isnt in standard
Mr_Horrible: with the mama mia hands
DaFhaye: Mitsurugi
pawssumplace: Mama Mia Hands
RealGamerCow: I played the gremlin guy in Soul Calibur
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaFhaye I felt that way about Duskmourne, Bloomburrow and a couple of recent sets. Where the story felt rushed and the mechanics were deeply underserved. I know we aren't going to see rooms again and I'm sad! I loved those weird rooms and want to see that get played with more
pawssumplace:

EvilBadman: Maxi was true button mash
Mr_Horrible: Name? Lizardman. Denomination? Lizardman. Occupation? You're not gonna believe this, but-
Mr_Horrible: Necrid's green in his base, iirc
Quiscula: I like playing the "play random" option in any fighting game. Like Charade in Soul Caliber 2
iconicshadow89: I was a Raphael enjoyer in Soul Caliber
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, he's a weirdo for sure
Mr_Horrible: the pogo
saucemaster5000: he has the duck tales move
Fanklok: Ben bounces on it sowrdy style
Mr_Horrible: bounce on dayo
MrSarkhan: I could never figure that guy out.
HorusFive: pogopogopogo
NoxStryx: @Thefluffiestguineapig I have a rooms deck for commander and i love it
NoxStryx: Yoshimitsu has a move that basically only damages him
saucemaster5000: maxi is irritating to fight
Mr_Horrible: Maxi was a dork but his playstyle was cool
Darleysam: I always enjoyed playing Astaroth
DaFhaye: Was it Soul Calibur or Tekken that Yoshi had the move that he stabs himself. That was always fun to win with
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NoxStryx Or Bargain from Eldraine. That felt like a new and fun design space that just got abandoned
glitched_goddess: I wish I was good with like Rose
EvilBadman: @DaFhaye Maybe both, but soul for sure
Mr_Horrible:
I hope it toks off 
glitched_goddess: eyes from the punch dimension
saucemaster5000: huh
Mr_Horrible: that's a red flag, Adam
Spades_Slicc: Adam's an enjoyer of the punch dimension
Fanklok: Cyclops eyes are a portal to the punch dimension
Vinewood_OG: My man!
HorusFive: Adam, confirmed man of taste
Thefluffiestguineapig: The boy scout?
ButButTheJesus: cyclops my fav too
Kentosaurus: they are punches from another dimension
MirrorDisco: Cyclops is a wiener too
RedArrogantKnight: cyclops rules
GasCityGaming: As a kid who grew up with glasses he was one of my faves but wolverine was tops
chanterelleton: cyclops rules
Nigouki: Cyclops is who you see as an example when you look up weenie in the dictionary
MacbethSeemsSus: Second week in a row the Punch Dimension is mentioned
MirrorDisco: Gambit is the best
e_bloc: punch dimension is top tier
thematic_content_warning: But he is such a boy scout
rustywir3s: my dad is a big cyclops fan
Mr_Horrible: I'm giving you grief, but he's also a huge piece of shit, canonically
prince_infidel: Cyclops is the best X-Man
lamina5432: isn;t that only one version of cyclops?
raulghoulia: And he's best friends with Magik
DoodlestheGreat: What kind of punch? Hawaiian Punch?
MirrorDisco: I am!
circusofkirkus: *concussive blast, please
paper_tigger: cyclops is the worst xmen
MirrorDisco: ha ha!
Mr_Horrible: like Scott Summers sucks ass
DaFhaye: @Thefluffiestguineapig NO for real. So many of these mechanics just need more sets
e_bloc: I'm bisexual
empyreon: hey, I resemble that remark!
iconicshadow89: Jubilee baby
kumatsu: I hear that Cyclops was right. I have no idea what about
glitched_goddess: night crawler tho
DaFhaye: I am Bi sexual what's the point
brutusq13: nightcrawler 100%
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, I am that person and I enjoy Gambit as a character!
saucemaster5000: I'm a nightcrawler guy too
NoxStryx: Bishop!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gambit isn't my favorite but he's cool
Kramburger: People who hate Cyclops are people who can't play coop games
MirrorDisco: Nightcrawler is awesome.
rustywir3s: storm~
Incandescent_Zubat: also a nightcrawler enjoyer
GamerCat88: Kitty Pride for me
Mr_Horrible: Nightcrawler and Shadowcat were always fun, I liked them
saucemaster5000: I always got bishop and cable confused
Mr_Horrible: Colossus also cool
Vinewood_OG: Nightcrawler os a weird little guy. Checks out.
prince_infidel: Preach Kramburger
DaFhaye: Cyclops is actually a very cool character
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nightcrawler is fun. Raised catholic who is related to the literal Marvel actual Satan
e_bloc: I also conflate bisop and cable
serramarkov: Fuzzy is my fave, then Magneto, then Dr. Doom
e_bloc: I thought it was more time travel
glitched_goddess: storm feels like the DM’s girlfriend who doesn’t play so they just make their character OP to keep them interested
kumatsu: he's got an alien tech symbiote that lets him interface with tech
DaFhaye: No Cable is the son of the pheonix
rosesmcgee: Cable is a god tier mutant but has to use all his power to keep the techno organic virus at bay
Kentosaurus: he charges energy into guns or something
DaFhaye: Essentially
EvilBadman: He can mostly put up with Deadpool
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not quite, Bishop can use interface with all technology
prince_infidel: Cable is a telekinetic but he likes big gun
niccus: father and son, of course
RatherLargeToad: He’s naturally a mild telepath. the tech thing is from a virus he has
shendaras: Cable has psy powers and all that
e_bloc: cable is cool because his dad is cool
glitched_goddess: mvc cyclops is just ryu
kingandcommoner: Cable was a telekinetic who was infected with a "technovirus" that made him half robot. All of his telekinesis is occupied with not becoming a robot so he has to use guns
NoxStryx: Cable is just a hyper powerful psyonic but has a technovirus that he uses most of his power to fight back against
e_bloc: bringing back the old outfits is tight
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cable is the son of Jean Grey and Cyclops who was infected by some kind of technovirus by I think Mr. Sinister?
raulghoulia: adam lies Omega Red had those whips. Adam only plays whip characters
DaFhaye: Cable was meant to be the strongest being on earth. Apocalypse went back to stop him
saucemaster5000: they did shuma gorath dirty in the doctor strange movie
NoxStryx: Bishop can absorb an redirect energy but he comes from a time where mutant powers are illegal so he rarely uses his powers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaFhaye He was "created" by Mr. Sinister sort of. It's deeply weird
itsr67: Lol
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 couldn't they not even call him for like an old Conan copyright reason?
Mr_Horrible: *call him that
saucemaster5000: yeah something like that
Dog_of_Myth:

Bearudite: he plays Sigfried in Soul Caliber tho
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: for whip characters, how about Flail from One Must Fall 2097
MacbethSeemsSus: Fallout
GamerCat88: features really cool whips
Fanklok: Whiplash?
Morrigan9: young indiana jones?
Kentosaurus: ^
Mr_Horrible: nah, simon and richter
EvilBadman: To catch a Predator?
Mr_Horrible: Harry Belamonte
glitched_goddess: Trevor Belmont sounds like a douchey name
Thefluffiestguineapig: narrator voice "he would regret that in the next area"
DaFhaye: @Thefluffiestguineapig I thought that was his brother.....God I wish comics were easier to follow
HorusFive: But how will you have a horror game without inventory management?
BusTed: how's 'trevor' for a name?
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible staring at this for actual second trying to remember if this was actually a castlevania character
Mr_Horrible:
I mean in those cases I just take the cool stuff and travel light 
rehspuhkuh: My favorite Elden Ring play-through was double whip, urumis specifically.
Bearudite: this idiot is using space magic instead of buying a fuckin belt
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 you could trick me into believing he's in the show tbh
saucemaster5000: does he sing?
Mr_Horrible: prolly
Mr_Horrible: briefly
saucemaster5000: cool
Mr_Horrible: before a tragic end
Fanklok: That's the ceiling
EvilBadman: When you get a bigger belt in diablo 2 (chef kiss)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaFhaye No, so Cable is the only child of Scott Summers and the clone of Jean Grey (Madeline something) who at the time later turned into the Goblin Queen controlled by Mr. Sinister. Sinister infected the child with the virus for reasons? But they rescued him before it was complete so he went with Bishop to the future to find a cure as an infant
glitched_goddess: space magic is cooler than a belt this isn’t final fantasy ffs
BusTed: sounded like some horse was in there
Bearudite: along came Crawly
ButButTheJesus: skitterlings!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine a Star Trek horror game where you can only carry 1 item because nobody has pockets in the spacefuture
saucemaster5000: bles you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cable's real name is Nathan
kingandcommoner: good choice
lamina5432: that does sound like a ben anime
NoxStryx: Does it have any weird little guys?
tehfewl: the garbage anime
Mr_Horrible: reverse Dorohedoro
JosephDeath: I played this game when it was called Septerra Core
GamerCat88: whats the name of the anime?
lamina5432: the character design is sweet
Spades_Slicc: doro-hetero you say?
Mr_Horrible: god what a good fuckin' manga that was
Mr_Horrible: I still need to read Dai Dark
LosSpikey: @GamerCat88 Gachiakuta
e_bloc: Beej & Ben's anime roundup
Dog_of_Myth: @JosephDeath That's a name I haven't heard in a long time
GamerCat88: @LosSpikey thanks
Mr_Horrible: there's a similar amount of nothing in there, from what I've seen
Fanklok: Yeah JJK is kinda Adam's thing
MirrorDisco: My students love JJK
ButButTheJesus: is this where we bring up Castlevania again
Spades_Slicc: Actually I think Solo Leveling has some interesting ideas about nuclear proliferation and international politics
Thefluffiestguineapig: When was the last time we found a new cat in this game?
Mr_Horrible: god I can't imagine how big the roster is by now
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig 2-3 streams ago?
NoxStryx: Goodra
GamerCat88: the goo
e_bloc: he's wide open
saucemaster5000: snorlax is the creme de la creme
Fanklok: Hell yeah Goodra the worst Pseudolegendary ever made
Juliamon: slime dragon
itira: scooty!
Mr_Horrible: I need the game to make them skitter real fast sideways
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus I am losing faith in this game to maintain interest. That was also when we found the best character, the man who takes care of cats
Mr_Horrible: that's the real freaky shit
glitched_goddess: there’s one I want to watch that’s called Yuri Rocks. it’s about a geology professor and the anime actually works as geology lessons
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig We SAW a cat earlier, but couldn't get it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon NO betrayal!
Mr_Horrible: @glitched_goddess *Ruri, I think, but I watched the first episode of that and it seemed charming
saucemaster5000: I think we are looking for the new dawn
RealGamerCow: I'm gonna be honest, all these environments look exactly the same
Spades_Slicc: the royal revenant is back to ruin another game
MacbethSeemsSus: I still don't think there's been any plot aside from a couple audiologs
betweenmyself: calling my shot; “gravity defying tech” will be an elevator
Mr_Horrible: Crawly Guy clearly a setplay/zoner character
johnnylongtorso: @RealGamerCow you don't like the meat dimension?
protojman: the let's nope logo in the corner with the heartbeat is also a neat take.
Thefluffiestguineapig: All these areas are so dark, the ceilings are so low and the enemies are very samey
Mr_Horrible: generally pretty well
Mr_Horrible: lol
NotCainNorAbel: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bafflingly well
Juliamon: People liked it
MacbethSeemsSus: Sterling: Top 5. Yahtzee: Very mid
Larkonus: From what I hear, it's pretty well regarded.
HorusFive: *Citation needed
Mr_Horrible: "I only trust the same aggregation formula with a different coat of paint"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stephanie Sterling liked it
Mr_Horrible:

GasCityGaming: I'll put it this way, i was interested in this before it came out, but i'm glad y'all paid for it instead of me, I would not have finished it.
NotCainNorAbel: What is the SaviScore?
Saintnex: this game really seems like what Callisto Protocol wanted to be imo
Mr_Horrible: funny that this has reviewed better than Wicked Part 2
johnnylongtorso: two pairs of gravity boots
itira:

Fanklok: Damn 5000 years in the future and we're still stealing dead guys boots
ButButTheJesus: FROR FEE
saucemaster5000: I sound more smug
Mr_Horrible: FREE :3
e_bloc: lets talk about cats
GamerCat88: FREE :3
Seth_Erickson: for feet
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itira: @e_bloc ok! :3
saucemaster5000: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: I forget who said elevator but you almost called it
MacbethSeemsSus: I remember this Dead Space level
Seth_Erickson: Dead Space has left it's mark
e_bloc: working title was corpse void
Mr_Horrible: even when they make an original IP, Bloober doesn't stray too far from their inspiration
niccus: some sort of... place that's lethal
Saintnex: the dead space lite that we’ve all been waiting for
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira What kind of cats? And what kind of talk/facts? Also absolute best character is the guy who just is a "cat lady" to use the term in a gender neutral way
xantos69: @niccus Are you saying some kind of zone that is one of danger?
johnnylongtorso: Unalive Area
xantos69: Not asking the hard hitting questions. Is she single.
e_bloc: country roads
lamina5432: they are close enough
brutusq13: Ah West Virginia, America's Italy
Seth_Erickson: do you mean she's not spending most of her days on the Playground Adam?
ButButTheJesus: they're relatively close
pawssumplace: You just infuriated both locales lol
saucemaster5000: fresh prince of charleston
Saintnex: hot new sitcom fresh princess of West Virginia
e_bloc: the difference is bl ... you know what no
MacbethSeemsSus: Seeing a sign for "Shanghai, West Virginia" was some cultural whiplash
lamina5432: Philly deserves ut
pawssumplace: I've been to Philly, I get it
NoxStryx: They are pretty close to each other in the grand scheme of things
lamina5432: it*
aZephyrSage: im pretty sure both of those places have moms that worry about their son getting into fights, so it works
Scy_Anide: Cheesecake > cheese steak anyways
glitched_goddess: you roll up on Jed Clampent like “yo where can I get a cheesesteak”
lamina5432: I live near it I can say it
UtilityPunk: Philly cheesecakes are so good mmm mmm
pawssumplace: It smells so bad and I grew up in the Louisiana swamps
niccus: i guess it does use Philadelphia brand cream cheese
saucemaster5000: cheesecake factory is kinda fun
tehfewl: Need another MagicCon in Philly
rosesmcgee: And their menu is like a phone book
saucemaster5000: their menu is MASSIVE
MacbethSeemsSus: It's a family restaurant
Thefluffiestguineapig: Their menu is the size of a binder
GamerCat88: Yes ben have you never seen their menu it is a book
Vinewood_OG: Menu is 45 pages
circusofkirkus: the Cheesecake Factory menu is a novel
pawssumplace: I don't even know enough people to go to cheesecake factory
tycoonbosh: So Adam has had the quintessential Cheesecake Factory experience.
Juliamon: Cheesecake Factory is Applebees with good dessert
pawssumplace: They have tons of type sof cheesecakes
kumatsu: it fucking sucks
UtilityPunk: Ben, they aren't even a /factory/ lrrLULL
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's like 30 pages or some nonsense
pawssumplace: They have at least 10 cheesecake, but also tons of other stuff.
tycoonbosh: It all starts frozen.
kumatsu: the menu has 300 things on it and so they don't make anything well
pawssumplace: Listen, no. As an American, Cheesecake factory is extra
Vinewood_OG: It is fine. Deep mid for the money.
pawssumplace: Even for America
e_bloc: it could only be more american if you also got a gun
SnackPak_: Benjamin
Seth_Erickson: Ben you eat other stuff with Spaghetti
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pawssumplace ^This
rosesmcgee: Now Ben's turn to learn things
GasCityGaming: Ben, what do they have at Boston Pizza?
glitched_goddess: old spaghetti factory is Italian food
NotCainNorAbel: I have some bad news about Best Buy
GamerCat88: and the turns have tabled and now Ben learns something
saucemaster5000: they only sell mcdonald at mcdonalds
brutusq13: The Burlington Coat Factory sells more than coats...
chaos5896: @LoadingReadyRun America is just 1 big lie, Ben
UtilityPunk: It's not Old, it's not just Spaghetti, and it isn't a Factory
UtilityPunk: Lotsa bread though
empyreon:
Words used to mean things 
pawssumplace: Everything at Cheesecake factory is share sized
mulligan2six: Opening the Burrito Factory to serve tacos. Got it!
tycoonbosh: I mean, if you name your restaurant "Factory" it says something about the quality.
e_bloc: pizza and some light racism
brutusq13: it's all lies!
MacbethSeemsSus: Thirty Years Ago: Guys, what if we branched out from spaghetti?
niccus: i wish there were american places that serve french tacos
ContingentCat: It's not Boston pizza factory
pawssumplace: haha
NoxStryx: Did you know they don't even sell bananas at the Banana Republic?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's like the Holy Roman Empire
GamerCat88: you went to Olive Garden and you werent family
abaddon2501: How would Ben know, he won't buy spaghetti at a restaurant. He is free of their sub par food
DaFhaye: Chocolate factory has sandwiches and ice cream. No just chocolate
GasCityGaming: ay badda boom badda bing
brutusq13: that's gold
saucemaster5000: hell yes
BusTed: it's catchy
GasCityGaming: Used to be one in med hat
NoxStryx: Olive Garden has a green olive in their logo and i've never seen a green olive there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's very fine
Saintnex: As it turns out, you don’t have to be 21 to shop at Forever 21
glitched_goddess: The breadsticks blow
xantos69: I was there for lunch. I just had 3 bowls of soup and bredsticks.
itira: the tech
Bearudite: its good food but it ain't italian
tycoonbosh: You're not missing out if you've missed Olive Garden.
MacbethSeemsSus: It's generic Italian. It's fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Soup salad and breadsticks I believe
GamerCat88: its american so yeah
SnackPak_: sure does
Vinewood_OG: Unlimited pool noodles.
InconsiderateHat: East Side Marios is halfway between Olive Garden and Chucky Cheese
itira: but its so good!
tehfewl: as a previous olive garden worker, we hated you
circusofkirkus: it's only good when it's warm
kimmibeans: The garlic bread is pretty solid
GamerCat88: i love their garlic bread
Fanklok: I guarantee it comes out of the freezer
saucemaster5000: yeah that's just restaurants
glitched_goddess: McDonald’s makes me sick lol
tycoonbosh: Olive Garden is the Applebees of italian. It's fine.
circusofkirkus: they should call it the Cheesecake Freezer
e_bloc: its safer if it comes out of the freezer
ContingentCat: Yeah that's just how it works
itomeshi: Who can prep Sysco slop the best.
prince_infidel: Canadian McDonalds is different from US McDs
GamerCat88: Applebees on a date night
GasCityGaming: the spinach dip was good
itira: ok that got me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Going with Beej would make it infinitely better
ArtDecoSunburn: Modern North America runs on two companies: Sysco and Cisco.
ContingentCat: Applebee's is similarly fine
pawssumplace: Applebees used to be real good and slid down to... yeah, "fine"
saucemaster5000: huh
Bearudite: I just remember the Sidewalk slam bit about Applebees
pawssumplace: I miss their old tequila chicken
NoxStryx: The have stuff at applebees besides apples and bees?
abaddon2501: Nope nope nope
glitched_goddess: Applebees is fine? but like I’d rather just figure out what I want and go to a different place for it.
brutusq13: Applebeej Crapshot pleeaseee
e_bloc: sounds pretty typical
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that sounds about right and also sounds bad
niccus: that's the original form of nachos
Fanklok: The Apple Bee Factory
johnnylongtorso: those nachos are for closers
Bearudite: that calgussy
ContingentCat:

Saintnex: I mean it’s cowtown, we just kinda sux period lol
e_bloc: you see this watch? its costs more than your car
GamerCat88: TGIF potatoe skins
saucemaster5000: twice baked potatoes rule
MrSarkhan: carbs good
Dog_of_Myth: Carbs are great
Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnnylongtorso No, they are for not-Midwester profoundly white people
itira: @saucemaster5000 ^
ContingentCat: Potato's are so good
MrSarkhan: give me all the garlic bread
PhuzNutz: carbs and dairy
glitched_goddess: remember those Keebler potato skin chips?
MacbethSeemsSus: Cat!
UtilityPunk: Undercooked potato is basically a bad apple
betweenmyself: I miss KFC potato wedges; their new fries are just so samey
PhuzNutz: loaded tater skins and poppers are best
Dog_of_Myth:

Dog_of_Myth: Cat
Juliamon: CAT GET
GamerCat88: you could say you might get stuck in some dead space
MacbethSeemsSus:

kimmibeans: KITTY!
Thefluffiestguineapig: KITTY
MrSarkhan: kitty!
saucemaster5000: jalapeno poppers are god's gift
MacbethSeemsSus: Okay stream saved
ContingentCat: Yess void
GasCityGaming: these gotta be dev cats right?
Bearudite: jalepenos are kinda stinky
brutusq13: gotta be piping hot
lamina5432: I dislike cream cheese
Bearudite: DAMN
BusTed: oh shit
itira: holy fuck
chanterelleton: JESUS
Bearudite: PEW PEW
BusTed: live on camera
NoxStryx: Ben IS a morning show host
UtilityPunk: Adam is savage
GamerCat88: damn
Vinewood_OG: Headshot
ButButTheJesus: DAYUM
prince_infidel: ADAM
saucemaster5000: I'm calling 9-1-1
Thefluffiestguineapig:

MacbethSeemsSus: Get Ben to the burn unit!
xantos69: Just rude
trebuchetboy: HES DEAD
ButterBall000: That kills every LRRman
SnackPak_: I'll miss Ben
glitched_goddess: jalapeño is better sliced or chopped in a curry or taco
NoxStryx: Or at least a morning show cohost
ButButTheJesus: stop stop he's already dead!
rosesmcgee: that wasn't acting
DaFhaye: Help there was a murder
UtilityPunk: Ben rethinking his whole career
BusTed: he made a face like glass joe getting K.O.'d
itira: aaaand scene
saucemaster5000: huh
itira: how
kimmibeans: That is true. Ben is the best at taking lettuce to the face
Fanklok: WHat about summer rolls?
Xenguin47: What about Autumn Rolls?
ButButTheJesus: i don't care for em
Vinewood_OG: Them's fightin' words.
MrSarkhan: spring rolls are okay egg rolls are where it's at though
itira: what about winter rolls
e_bloc: I like them but I can see how you wouldn't
glitched_goddess: egg rolls?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I dislike spring rolls but love summer rolls
GamerCat88: i love the crab ragoons... put me on the goon squad
lamina5432: I'm a fried spring roll person
Bearudite: I prefer the springroll wrappers
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, the vermicelli and veg doesn't mix great
saucemaster5000: they can be a little bland
ButterBall000: I get that
MacbethSeemsSus: What about buffalo spring rolls
Juliamon: spring rolls are so good, egg rolls are too heavy
tycoonbosh: oooh, spring rolls. I heard sprinkles and got very confused when vegetables came into the conversation.
Xenguin47: Yeah, there's a bit of like "we shoved some extra lettuce in here" sometimes.
Bearudite: TRU
e_bloc: Adam only cares about the lore
brutusq13: shredduce
Dog_of_Myth: Iceberg is the wrost
Thefluffiestguineapig: You've said this before
glitched_goddess: romaine lettuce or go home
e_bloc: lettuce on a sandwich is a mistake
GamerCat88: now im craving lumpia
itira: i love me some shredded lettuce
Bearudite: its just crunchy water
RealGamerCow: gimme that romaine on a burger
brutusq13: butter lettuce is an upgrade
Scy_Anide: Shredduce and mayo on a burgie is peak
UtilityPunk:
Lettuce and watermelon are basically just crunchy water 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Iceberg lettuce is a waste of time/
calculated_uncertainties: shredded lettuce is for tacos only
Bearudite: wilted lettuce
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't mind lettuce in salads, but hate it in sandwiches. Just makes them soggy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy some romaine or spinach
Bearudite: disgusting
MrSarkhan: depends on the lettuce. Iceberg sucks but romaine is good. I tend to use spinach instead of most stuff.
e_bloc: korean bbq lettuce wraps are where its at
shendaras: spinach > lettuce
ButterBall000: butter lettuce
glitched_goddess: butt or lettuce?
omdorastrix: Iceberg lettuce is crunchy water send tweet
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Ben
ArtDecoSunburn: I love a sandwich with half a head of lettuce on it, drowning the meat and cheese.
saucemaster5000: butter lettuce and chill
Jadaris: adam can you give us a lettuce rap
Juliamon: Spinach gives you kidney stones
Bearudite: Spinch strictly superior
Xenguin47: Are legs butt or lettuce?
brutusq13: arugula over lettuce in salads
GamerCat88: mixed greens
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh agreed
NoxStryx: Butter lettuces being sexy was a theme of a bravest warriors joke
itira:

Jadaris: boo
tehfewl: kale enjoyer here
glitched_goddess: impossible nobody actually enjoys kale
RelwinEJ: Some shredded lettuce on a good Italian deli sub though
brutusq13: raw kale is a crime
Bearudite: his name is adam and he is here to say, he eats lettuce in the usual way
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love cooking with baby bok choy
e_bloc: puttin on the ritz
Juliamon: there is one form in which I will eat kale, and the's the mushroom bowl at sweetgreen
Xenguin47:
@Juliamon Yeah, but then you get to go stand really close to the speakers at a concert to break them up! 
SimGuy3k: the texture of kale is incorrect
saucemaster5000: kale needs a lil tlc then it's delicious
psklartacus: What a very wet game
MacbethSeemsSus: So who keeps giving Bloober team money?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Except the most i portant thing
public_key_reveal_party: @macbethseemssus too many people
e_bloc: the line is mother. the line is father
Fanklok: Clairvoyance spell the only good thing in Skyrim
shendaras: No one at the veggie coop in college could cook kale well, so I've just avoided it ever since.
glitched_goddess: kale is always a support, the minute it becomes the star you’re fucked
BusTed: co op
Bearudite: co op
Xenguin47: co-op
Juliamon: co-op
Bearudite: veggie coup
MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta massage Kale to get rid of the bitterness
Xenguin47: Veggie coupe
Xenguin47: vroom vroom
glitched_goddess: better than a veggie sedan
Xenguin47: "Yup, this is my veggie sedan..." ::relaxes on an enormous potato::
GamerCat88: i cant do kale but depending on who cooks it i can eff up some collard greens
BusTed: the shrieking eels
glitched_goddess: kale is nice in a smoothie because you get all of the vitamins but none of the flavor or texture
saucemaster5000: my nighttime degen hour snack is raw carrots
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GamerCat88 Those are definitely really dependent on cooking
kingandcommoner: And then he's goin to eat me!
MacbethSeemsSus: *pop*
BusTed: Borderlands loot
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah!!
Dog_of_Myth: Stay awhile...
GamerCat88: @Thefluffiestguineapig 1000% and i def only trust a few ppl who i know dont mess it up
tycoonbosh: The trick with collard greens is you need to cook them to the point they're unhealthy. Mostly by adding bacon.
Bearudite: that is just nice
BusTed: the hour is degen. The food is sensible
GasCityGaming: Anybody play Borderlands 4? Is it worth it on sale?
Bearudite: love a carrot
saucemaster5000: Nope, just bugs bunny it
Fanklok: raw dogging a carrot
PhuzNutz: @saucemaster5000 That's just for scooping ranch though
UtilityPunk: Nighttime degen is like... deep-fried swiss rolls
ButterBall000: slice into carrot sticks
RealGamerCow: my degen food is just a big spoonfull of peanut butter.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What kind of pickle
saucemaster5000: My roommate a while back would drink the brine before we ate the pickle
Bearudite: TRU
Xenguin47: Pickle Vtuber Bath Water
The_Timo: the picklefication juice
Bearudite: Spitting
itira: agree
drcthulu: Agree so much Ben
Vinewood_OG: Fact
MrSarkhan: true!
ButButTheJesus: y
glitched_goddess: sweet pickles are lie pickles
shendaras: we can like both
DaFhaye: piss piss pickle pee
brutusq13: sweet pickles are for straight snacking
NotCainNorAbel:
but that Live bit 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Eh, as a sweet pickle enjoyer it depends on the context
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH RIGHT
BusTed: aw man
Thefluffiestguineapig: You were that person
MacbethSeemsSus: Definitely heard that as Marvel cheese string
SnackPak_: so sad
Xenguin47: See, I hate cucumbers and dill, so sweet gherkins are the only pickles I enjoy at all.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, who cares
saucemaster5000: it has never occurred to me to not break the kat
Fanklok: Oreo and melk
NoxStryx: Are you a cheese strings left in your pickle juice enjoyer?
ButterBall000: My dad swore by Oreos dipped in Guinness
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xenguin47 I love bread and butter pickles but only certain kinds
Xenguin47: Oof, my child eats both KitKats and string cheese like that. He's a monster.
glitched_goddess: like Achilles in the river
Mai_Andra: I only eat vanilla Oreos...
Juliamon: nah, this game's just not very scary
Thefluffiestguineapig: No this one is boring
GamerCat88: oreos and peanut butter
pawssumplace: Yeah, no, this isn't scary, it's just a spooky aesthetic shooter
circusofkirkus: some mood lighting perhaps
Nigouki: communist poland doesn't scare you?
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think this game would've ever been scary
tehfewl: holding the cookie under the milk until it stop bubbling like a mobster
Thefluffiestguineapig: You have had a couple scary ones recently
shendaras: This game feels like it lacks some tension
MrSarkhan: If I have a gun to defend myself the game will never be scary.
thematic_content_warning: What's the next game?
Xenguin47: Lots of faffing about
lamina5432: theres a few games that have been good
pawssumplace: I've gotten zero tension from this yeah
DaFhaye: But wouldn't that also mean talking less? Would that really be better just to get scared?
aZephyrSage: this game has no scary atmosphere at all. if the lighting were slightly better it would just be a normal sci fi shooter
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone noted that Merlinwas the first cat in about 2 streams
GamerCat88: we big chillin'
MacbethSeemsSus: We're here voluntarily
saucemaster5000: I'm here to talk about vegetables
e_bloc: podcast is still good
pawssumplace: We're here for banter and game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: would red lighting be bright enough for the camera while letting the other lights be dim for the mood?
raulghoulia: were here to watch them, Steve!
abaddon2501: Don't feel bad this game ... Is confusing
lamina5432: also any game that gives you a gun is a lost cause
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm only here for the intermittent Ortolan discussion.
kumatsu: I first tuned into Let's Nope for the spoops, but def here for the podcast now
Nigouki: stairs to roof?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Compass doesn't help without another set of directions or guideposts for sure
The_Timo: Yeah give that classic button draws line to objective
morteica: It all looks the same. I'd be so lost.
Mai_Andra: was that a stairwell in the corner up there? or was it blocked?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Deadspace is scary
public_key_reveal_party: 7?
Xenguin47:
Mmm... I'll be honest, I watch this 70% for y'all and 30% for games that I'll never play (because I don't enjoy playing horror games). If the game sucks, there's still y'all. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: RE7?
CaptainCoriale: I am assembling a tiny diorama and vibing, I don't know what you're talking about.
MacbethSeemsSus: Well it wasn't 6 lol
ButButTheJesus: "I'm the beeeeest!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: The swamp one
glitched_goddess: that house was scary as fuck
lamina5432: They took the gun away in the puppet house
raulghoulia: 2 chainsaws!
pawssumplace: I love it when the game is good, though, I loved Wolf Among Us and uhhhh... all of those games by The Quarry people
Xenguin47:
Yeah, the house was cool. Especially the brother as the explanation for all the weird puzzle doors. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact being chased by an old man with a shovel made me almost shit my pants is ultimate tension building
PhuzNutz: Is there a story to this game? After a few hours, I don't know...
NoxStryx: When leon dodges out of the way of a drybones and then stabs him with a pencil
shendaras: What was the purpose of the gravity thing you went up? Did it not go anywhere?
Fanklok: Was there a compass with a marker?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shendaras I think it's how we found Merlin the cat?
aZephyrSage: every resident evil is improved by adding Leon Superlegs Kennedy
pawssumplace: That pipe seems... hm
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm lost
Mai_Andra: and then you'll be there...
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean ever area in this game is "reddish-brown" with little light
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need to "close" or "resolve" some of the rift things?
Nigouki: up the latter, by the window it looks liek there is a staircase
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do games find it so abhorrent to give people objective guidelines?
mikia55: Has anyone heard if the stop motion horror game is any good?
pawssumplace: the what now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Platform 8 is coming out/has coming out
hypergirlie_hyperpop: remember when Dead Space literally just drew a line on the floor telling you where to go?
theambivalentagender: Shit sure is brown
Dog_of_Myth: Ben just answered the question I was going to ask.
Dog_of_Myth: Wild there is no map.
UtilityPunk: In the grim future of the 20,000 century, minimaps are a forgotten technology
Mai_Andra: but now it's grey brown instead of red brown
mikia55: Midnight Walk
MacbethSeemsSus: I hope your character's boss is monitoring you going "what are they doing"
theambivalentagender: This is my average experience going into a grocery store
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Your boss seems to be the cat loving guy
abaddon2501: @Nigouki I agree
Thefluffiestguineapig: Disagree
thematic_content_warning: They give you a map at the end for new game plus
MacbethSeemsSus: Challenge accepted
The_Timo: Well they did say paying attention ..
e_bloc: no plan is foolproof given an experienced enough fool
pawssumplace: I feel like if people brought it up that much, there are other people who DID get lost.
pawssumplace: Like why would you specifically call that out otherwise?
Nigouki: jump straight into the fiery void
xantos69: When I am at somebodies house and I say "Where is the bathroom" and they reply with "down the hall you can't miss it" I often find myself crapping in the closet.
public_key_reveal_party: @pawssumplace my "my game is well designed and does not need a map" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean 2D compass with 3D traversal is an inherent issue
abaddon2501: Clearly they haven't met Adam
BusTed: anyone remember Star-Com toys?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, this game all looks and feels the same. This isn't your fault Adam
chaos5896: internet: the map is linear, you can't get lost Adam: hold my poutine
Fanklok: BARREL!
BusTed:

Dog_of_Myth:

Xenguin47:
And now... boss fight! 
Thefluffiestguineapig:

MacbethSeemsSus: Can't believe I'm saying this....the game could use some yellow paint
abaddon2501: Great job Adam!
kimmibeans: Has there been any plot progression?
morteica: You did great. That game looks confusing AF
Shurtal: were they the boots with the fur?
abaddon2501: Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats
saucemaster5000: I want pizza what should I put on it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kipstar We need them to get the next person into our hive mind nonsense
MacbethSeemsSus: @Kipstar They're a key in this instance
Kipstar: OH they actually are! thanks everyone
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you upgrade clip will you use less inventory on ammo?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or have I lost my mind?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Either is perfectly possible, I am very tired and have been insanely stressed lately
theambivalentagender: @Thefluffiestguineapig No idea what this is in context of but same
BusTed: s'up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender In context of whether I am understanding how the upgrades in this game correctly or not
GamerCat88: just us
shendaras:

hieroglyphica: yo
BusTed: proud of you
lamina5432: whose this handsome man
MacbethSeemsSus: You're doing a great job in this bad game
Fanklok: Adam is really cool and smart and has a really big weiner
Strebenherz: you're a good streamer with immaculate vibes
protojman: how you say
Vinewood_OG: You have cool hair.
kingandcommoner: that souns like somthieg we *coudl* do
GamerCat88: well done streamer
hieroglyphica: oh Adam is so chill and cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: You are doing a great job in this bad to navigate game
BusTed: toddler snacks
kumatsu: he told chat to
shendaras: Never.
itsr67: always
MacbethSeemsSus: At least there isn't video evidence
BusTed:

CAKHost:
I really like your hair Adam 
calculated_uncertainties: Clip it!
Vinewood_OG: Zing
saucemaster5000: Holding on to that one
itsr67: Loool
Thefluffiestguineapig:

currentlyfsu: happy Wednesday everyone
ButButTheJesus: Ripper ftw
OmegaPlatinum: have y'all played that Dead Space on Let's Nope yet?
aZephyrSage: it turns out in a game based on cutting limbs, the weapon that cuts good is very good
BusTed: into the phantom zone
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: loved the Ripper all the way back in UT99
CAKHost: XD
BusTed: that'll be 2027
saucemaster5000: now we're talking
Seth_Erickson: You should only play Dead Space 3 though
MrSarkhan:

MacbethSeemsSus: I mean Elden Ring's a horror game
frank_the_great: Dead Space for the Nintendo Wii was soo much fun
CAKHost: Why not simply apply Remake concepts to Let's Plays? XD
Fanklok: You played the demake
BusTed: Synth hits
Strebenherz: xfiles ass music vibes
Goombill: This is some real John Carpenter ass music
niccus: i think this is the right stream for Blippo but it's not at all a horror game
lamina5432: pacing kind of sucks
Xaunaught: Mass Effect is surely a horror game
saucemaster5000: mass effect on let's nope
MacbethSeemsSus: Sucks they only made 3 mass effect games. Definitely only 3
ButButTheJesus: ew, clean up your eezo
BusTed: suck that rift
The_Timo: @saucemaster5000 only if you play the first
Seth_Erickson: bandai namco logo appears on screen
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 3 mass effects? I thought there was only the one?
saucemaster5000: what board game would you get stuck in until adulthood?
lamina5432: what stream is this for this game?
Vinewood_OG: 2026? Send me back in!
Fanklok: Candyland
kumatsu: Life
kingandcommoner: so...forever?
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Seth_Erickson: Trains
Xaunaught: im already stuck in Monopoly
abaddon2501: 👏👏👏👏
frank_the_great: Monopoly, amirite?
niccus: one of these streams you should just pull up a speedrunner timer and let it dive into the red
theambivalentagender: @saucemaster5000 Y
MacbethSeemsSus: Jumanji scenario
GasCityGaming: basically living in monopoly right now...
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: jumanji scenario would include great mustaches
theambivalentagender: *There is a Stardew Valley board game
frank_the_great: What's that Japanese shopping game? THat one fr fr
currentlyfsu: boggle
Seth_Erickson: what's that one ramen board game?
lamina5432: most of my favorite ones would suck to be stuck in
Xenguin47: Everdell
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm trying to think of a board game about cats where the surrounding society seems ok
The_Timo: galaxy trucker would be a hoot
Xenguin47: Seems very chill
frank_the_great: I googled it, it's Tokaido
GasCityGaming: Sushi Go?
betweenmyself: I been stuck in a few Monopoly games for about that long (heyooooo!)
saucemaster5000: you'd die so fast in galaxy trucker
CAKHost: "Well you see I have this gun..."
theambivalentagender: If it has to be a non-based-on-another-thing game, I choose Flamecraft
lamina5432: wingspan?
MacbethSeemsSus: You change based on the words written
The_Timo: there's a lot of you though and not worth much lol
ButButTheJesus: "Its Scrabblin Time" and then I scrabble all over those guys
tehfewl: @theambivalentagender hell yeah job dragons!
saucemaster5000: you're in scrabble but you're a q without a u
xantos69: Put me down for Wingspan. You get to be a bird and just live in the woods.
Morrigan9: Q and U...stuck in a will they won't they
frank_the_great: I would have an ego about having a big number value
Serivus: is that a Scrabble pun? I'll 'c' 'u' later?
Thefluffiestguineapig: With my luck I would end up being X or some nonsense
theambivalentagender: Surprised no one's said Root
Juliamon: Root has a lot of drama
maximusjustin:

Fanklok: My wife's favorite board game is monopoly and she ruefuses to learn beter
saucemaster5000: get stuck in catan but you're the robber
pawssumplace: Did yall know monopoly was SUPPOSED to suck ass and show you how much capitalism sucks?
lamina5432: @theambivalentagender theres a lot of war and death in root
theambivalentagender: @Juliamon I'd just be a racoon causing problems
Xaunaught: Cameron Ipas baby confirmed
InconsiderateHat: @pawssumplace yup
Vinewood_OG: We already live in millenial monopoly and pandemic legacy.
Strebenherz:

calculated_uncertainties: Villagers
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: The Omega Virus might be a fun one
pawssumplace: @Vinewood_OG Yup
Nigouki: Nope Boys gonna wake up one morning pissing all colors of the rainbow after making fun of a chemist
Fanklok: Oh hey it's that chair Daniel Craig gets his nuts hit a lot
kingandcommoner: Red Dragon Inn
calculated_uncertainties: Just building a town yo
abaddon2501: "oh no." - Ben 2026
The_Timo: fuck it, put me in Kingdom Death Monster
theambivalentagender: @kingandcommoner Oh damn yes
maximusjustin:

kumatsu: the bodies, they.... hit the floor
theambivalentagender: Oh, now I'm thinking about living in Epic Battle Wizards
pawssumplace: So scary we sippin water
BusTed: how did they write that so high
Darleysam: "he who did the rhyme did the crime" ALSO rhymes though
MacbethSeemsSus: "Don't Let Them Merge" Netflix and WB? Totally agree
OmegaPlatinum: Hey... wait a second... this isn't Chrono Trigger!
hieroglyphica: Noooo
BusTed: got the black mold
saucemaster5000: oofa
Fanklok: Now it will smell like eternal death
Vinewood_OG: Timely
aZephyrSage: why argue about who supplied it when you can all just appreciate this moment together
saucemaster5000: third generation protein
hieroglyphica: That's the real mold, protein is the most fuel
theambivalentagender: It's like a cast iron pan now
MacbethSeemsSus: How do you feel about being uploaded?
Saintnex: reasons I’ve got cleaner tablets specifically for bottles to help break down the funk smells
BusTed: lies!
aZephyrSage: see, she got lost too. happens to everybody
Seth_Erickson: blast away Traveler
hackingducks: anyway, I started blastin'
MacbethSeemsSus: What?
PhanTom_lt: are you a Big Daddy prototype?
Fanklok: yes
Fanklok: I fuckin found out that there's a Dragon Scimitar badge
Fanklok: And you can't get it any more
Nigouki: man, i really want some armor with a helmet that's on a hard shell upper torso
InconsiderateHat: I finally found a badge I care about seeing and I'm never giving it up
itira: its a bit weird
TacitusVigil: Hello there. Are we the baddies?
Vinewood_OG: Helmussy
Strebenherz: OH NO
hieroglyphica: well, I guess I already knew that so it isn't a surprise
itira:

SnackPak_: I hate this
MrSarkhan: that's cursed
Strebenherz: Sneezilingus
ButButTheJesus: goodness
public_key_reveal_party:

hackingducks: everything about this is cursed.
MacbethSeemsSus: *blow nose*
aZephyrSage: Adam thinks games are ruined by people with vaginas, you all heard him say it
kimmibeans: I hate that helmet so much. It is so impractical
Vinewood_OG: BEN
schordash:

rosesmcgee: that's what my strategy guide said
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hackingducks: I like the way the helmet fits with the chest plate, and its general shape, but the face... needs some reconfiguring for sure.
CAKHost: OH crap
CAKHost: wrooong lin
MacbethSeemsSus: Dino butt brain
DaFhaye: Blow rasberries
rosesmcgee: the ol' tail brain theory
GasCityGaming:
THIS man does not speak for all of Saskatchewan! 
Seth_Erickson: the oft elusive brain thighs
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CAKHost: Reading the right click menu explains the right click menu
Anubis169: because it was a formative experience
CAKHost: Maybe I shouldn't be online after drinking Mermaid...
VrolikSyndrome: Probably not.
DaFhaye: I'm pretty sure that is true tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Adam
CAKHost: This is turning out to be a Horrible Night for me
pawssumplace: You're better for it
Strebenherz: one of the "adam doesn't know" that's like... better for it adam
frank_the_great: It's a dark place, I prefer reddit
VrolikSyndrome:
I woke up 
ButButTheJesus: it is not a place of honor
BusTed: scolded
itira: poor vrolik
VrolikSyndrome: what the fuck am I supposed to do then
VrolikSyndrome: I AM in bed >:(
Seth_Erickson: go look at your ceiling instead
tipulsar85: Ive been to d4chan. It's not the same thing.
saucemaster5000: stare at a blank wall and think about what you did
SnackPak_: you do you VrolikSyndrome
itomeshi: What if you're their 'Price is Right
pawssumplace: I used to go on /ck/ and occasionally laugh at how livid everyone got over steak
Kramburger: Learning this from garbage website is like learning things from your brother's burnout friend
Anubis169: it's become something less than it was
Vinewood_OG: Gonna get us all sick. Great.
DaFhaye: That garbage website taught me things I never wanted to know. I wish I never went there
NimrodXIV: I had the flu last week. I fell asleep watching a stream
betweenmyself:
they’re watching on their Apple iPillow; it’s all good 
frank_the_great: Get up, do 10 squats, then go back to bed
Kramburger: Adam SleepMaxxes
hieroglyphica: I existed on 4chan and refresh everything I learned there tbh
MacbethSeemsSus: "I ride that man....cold"
Larkonus: I don't allow myself to have my phone in my bed so that I don't keep myself up.
TacitusVigil: Fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you're a freak, I often can't go back to sleep till I reset
hieroglyphica: Regret that is
VrolikSyndrome: Dude I've slept like 3 times today. I'm just hoping I can fall asleep before 2AM
pawssumplace: But if you are smart enough to process what you learn from degenerates
hackingducks: that's me with a cold for sure
pawssumplace: It's useful
saucemaster5000: roll around on the ground
InconsiderateHat: You're recommended to either try to sleep or get out of bed to do stuff. Just so bed means bed in brainland.
circusofkirkus: classic sick man behavior
Vinewood_OG: Blow your nose with Dude Wipes durimg your ManCold.
Dog_of_Myth: Ben just shuffling off this mortal coil
hieroglyphica: I simply move into the shower
Seth_Erickson: neither notable or unnotably did he mark the world
hieroglyphica: Easy solution
BusTed: Fred Savage
Anubis169:
I do love fever dreams though, like having one foot in another reality 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Untrue, you recently streamed when you were sick
Kramburger: Adam savage is a mythbuster
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: isnt adam savage.. yeah
SnackPak_: Adam Savage in that movie would rule
hieroglyphica: I legit clean the tub when I start feeling a bit sick, like I know what's coming
ButButTheJesus: just a reminder, at the beginning of this stream you two were like "got a sleep disorder? just sleep forehead"
pawssumplace: Adam Savage still has a few projects
hackingducks: the last time I laid in the shower I had a kidney stone... so it's like pts now. can't lay in a shower without remembering that
saucemaster5000: grandpa decides to read you "maus"
Thefluffiestguineapig: You complained about how awful you felt the entire stream!
frank_the_great: A lot of people work sick. Fact of life
Kramburger: Ban
pawssumplace: I LOVE seeing him explain how things are built
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theambivalentagender: Ben's minecraft server went up right when I got badly sick and I did nothing but play Minecraft for 8 hours straight
rosesmcgee: Ben might be the most employed person at LRR
frameshifty: 4days/32hrs per week fulltime should be the next thing
TacitusVigil: But you love us!
saucemaster5000: but they made you a mr bean pic so work is fair
Strebenherz: look, look...
BrindleBoar: gremlins yearn for the mines
abaddon2501:
We love you for everything you do for us tho 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee Eh, Ian might be up there
circusofkirkus: gremlins on a Minecraft server? fork found in kitchen
hackingducks: oh noes, zombler.
BusTed: man, that shot was so stable
MacbethSeemsSus: I was about to ask why the cabinet was squelching
Mai_Andra: he just showed up to help you move the cabinet...
rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ian works for the government which barely counts.
theambivalentagender: Before I was employed full time I was such a god damn gremlin with games like that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee I was more meaning he works two jobs, he has jobby job then does LRR work
circusofkirkus: Mr Bean is a Lets Nope ExclusiveTM
kynelwynn: this needs some Isaac head stomps
MacbethSeemsSus: You found some boots and a cat
theambivalentagender: @frameshifty I currently work 4 days/40 hrs per week which is kinda nice but also rough
Anubis169: Progress has been made
ButButTheJesus: and kitty!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The boots with the fur
darksaber1977: Beefy bison
Kramburger: And we found out that it's impossiblke to get lost in this game
hackingducks: boots n' cats and boots another cat bee
BusTed: summons adds
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ask and yee shall receive
rosesmcgee: 4/10s with a day off mid week was my favorite schedule
pawssumplace: When I was younger I always wished I could pull doubles like 3 days a week and just sleep it off for a day, actually get to enjoy a weekend
MacbethSeemsSus: Then you have to chase it through a red-brown badly lit room
pawssumplace: Never managed to get it that way though
GasCityGaming: i'm very lucky, work from home 5x7.5 salary
Anubis169: The only thing that can go to hell, is split shifts
darksaber1977: Work from home is the gamechanger for access to the kiddo when he comes home from school
protojman: plus commute for many
GasCityGaming: Also the Cl-open
saucemaster5000: just run your own business then feel like you always should be working
Kramburger: Every test of UBI has found that it benefits EVERYONE
circusofkirkus: is she on a 4-10 schedule?
BusTed:
@saucemaster5000 
protojman: commute is time we can't get back
lamina5432: honestly if the owner is making more then 5 times the salary of an emplyee I see a problem
MirrorDisco: I would love a 4 day work week.
Anubis169: lol
circusofkirkus: good joke streamer
pawssumplace: At least if you work for yourself, even if it's a lot, you're not giving a 75% cut to your boss for the work you do
Vinewood_OG: 401 not okay
Kramburger: 4-10? Is she a trucker?
hieroglyphica: I'm regrettably 5x/week, but a year after I was let go from my last job I've finally worked my way to day shift!! Yay
MacbethSeemsSus: Secret tunnel!
Seth_Erickson: I don't think so ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: Currently I can't even get interviews, am doing piece meal work to try to get by and barely succeeding
Kramburger: BEN
BusTed: hm
hieroglyphica: It's been hard fought
Anubis169: Kramburger: that's a 10-4 good buddy
Xenguin47: Seeeeeeecret brother....
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not at all Ben
Saintnex: something something secret step brother
Kramburger: Help me step-broth, I'm stuck in the secret tunnel!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Society currently isn't treating people like humans because if you aren't the super rich they just say shit and don't care about the consequences
theambivalentagender: @Kramburger Step broth?
Xenguin47: Torn apart by monsters!
Strebenherz: oh
saucemaster5000: bathe in the step broth
BusTed:

public_key_reveal_party: Ben set up the rake, then stepped on it, but the stepped back and didn't step on it a second time
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
saucemaster5000: LMAO
Vinewood_OG:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

saucemaster5000: we are all poisoned
ButButTheJesus: the way you two literally stood up and walked away
Mai_Andra: "Mama's comin'!~"
Kramburger: The brainrot is spreading
BusTed: I love the Putt-Putt "bleh"
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's no way that VA and the animator didn't know what they were doing
saucemaster5000: @BusTed I still say putt putt bleh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't it his mom?
Seth_Erickson: Yeah I reckon that was before the popularization of that specific fetish. Or the mainstreaming of it at least.
Mai_Andra: No, you have to be very "online" and aware of certain spaces to even think of that.
Anubis169:
Many thanks both 
DarknessKingCoH: Somebody talking about Mrs Grouper?
MacbethSeemsSus: Progress occured
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
ButButTheJesus: and kitty!
kimmibeans:
There was plot! 
CAKHost: Yay progress! \o/
abaddon2501: Great work Adam
Anubis169: !patreon
brutusq13: just need some breadcrumbs
lamina5432: gnight
VrolikSyndrome: liking the new backdrop
xantos69: Game Bad. Stream Good. Thanks boys.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarknessKingCoH Yup, and me saying that I think the animator and VA had fun with it deliberately
ButButTheJesus: d'awww he boop me
Mai_Andra: Two brothers, still allowed to have fun
CAKHost: I has been booped?!
Kramburger: Put your paws up
CAKHost: What is this?!
MirrorDisco: awwww - thank you 🤣
Seth_Erickson: The Freakening
BusTed:

ButButTheJesus: can confirm, am nasty
Vinewood_OG: "This better not awaken anything in me."
Anubis169: !store
Anubis169: !youtube
Kramburger: Was it a destiny's child song?
OmegaPlatinum: just reminds me of Star Fox 64. "Cocky little freaks!"
pawssumplace: Pretty sure that's just 'nasty boys'
VrolikSyndrome: you're the reason why we're allowed to call people "nasty little freaks"
VrolikSyndrome: (affectinately)
kumatsu: oh yeah I need to watch new Panalysts
circusofkirkus: any last Mr Beans for the road
Kramburger: "Wanna know how I got these Scarves?"
glitched_goddess: I think it’s Janet Jackson? Nasty Boys.
theambivalentagender: You're a little freak who likes scarves huh
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #9082: "Don't break the fourth wall, you son of a bitch!" —James [2024-08-24]
itira:

BusTed: eeyyy
CAKHost: Aw :c
Kramburger: !findquote frogs
LRRbot: Quote #7963: "You went inside the frog." —Graham [2022-02-09]
Anubis169: !schedule
MacbethSeemsSus: Btw the first Panalyst was great
Anubis169: LOL
Kramburger: Welp
SnackPak_: everyone?
itira:

Vinewood_OG: At the same time???
saucemaster5000: Okie dokie
Kramburger: Night all
ButButTheJesus: wow ok
Strebenherz:

Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
circusofkirkus: wow quick backtrack
glitched_goddess: too many people
xantos69: Well off to the airport I guess.
saucemaster5000: no eye contact tho
VrolikSyndrome: hold on let's hear him out
abaddon2501: Hello HR
kingandcommoner: Everyone line up in an orderly fashion
Mai_Andra: <Ben, the only one here...>
VrolikSyndrome: HOLY SHIT THAT GAME
ButterBall000: Oh, I still have my copy
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like Jordynne just say bolt upright, activated
VrolikSyndrome: I played that game as a kid, it's so fun (bad)
Kramburger: Write it on a piece of paper and stick it under his seat
BusTed: 🧅
pawssumplace: 🌮
TacitusVigil: #LazyJames
pawssumplace: Oh hey, regular emojis work. Never knew that.
Anubis169: indeed they do
BusTed: turtle power and turtle van
Mai_Andra: They're peaking out of the sewer
MacbethSeemsSus: Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
BusTed: super
pawssumplace: I look forward to my partner seeing that clip in the highlight reels and asking me to explain
DaFhaye: @MacbethSeemsSus I read that as squirrels. Then I realized that's genius. Ninja deck that is filled with squirrels. They can't block all of them
theambivalentagender: Mr Bean is Lucifer
shendaras:

Anubis169:
12 years 
BusTed: 12x12
Anubis169: a gross of months
SnackPak_: the people love mr bean
Juliamon: everyone wants more Bean
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
CookieMonk115: Thanks for the stream
MacbethSeemsSus: People love the new overlay
e_bloc: love you guys
Vinewood_OG:

e_bloc: and yes
ButButTheJesus: @e_bloc ya lil filthy McNasty!
Anubis169:
ebloc 
BusTed:

shendaras:

Vinewood_OG: We know what we're about.
Anubis169:
Night guys! 
e_bloc: it was a singular instance of genius
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream, thanks for the great chats have a good rest of the day everyone
VrolikSyndrome: I am home!
ButButTheJesus: i am home
TomatoKigu: You can't tell me what to do.
VrolikSyndrome: And in bed.
SnackPak_: you cant make me leave
MacbethSeemsSus: The house lights aren't up yet
lamina5432: hanging out
DaFhaye: I live here
rosesmcgee: I got no place else to go!
e_bloc: chat has a post-nope show
Anubis169: We can't see him stretchin' the end screen's up
VrolikSyndrome: They should stop making walls so sexy nahsayin'?
pawssumplace: We're doing an after party
feet2big: I'm here for the Ben stretch sounds.
Anubis169:

NimrodXIV: that's how Ben gets holes in his pants
Saintnex: noep
The_Color_Twelve:

Vinewood_OG:

DaFhaye: Wait peeling
calculated_uncertainties: We Are Home
Vinewood_OG:

CAKHost: THen push the button Adam
theambivalentagender: How does Adam think a handover works
MacbethSeemsSus: *honk*
The_Color_Twelve: That was fast
DaFhaye: I don't know how to leave
BusTed: 🤔
DaFhaye: There's no way out
DaFhaye: The door is locked
feet2big: No, you hang up first
Anubis169: 🚪 🔑 enjoy
e_bloc:
@DaFhaye you live here now 
Saintnex: the honks, the honks in the deep
TomatoKigu: honcc
MacbethSeemsSus: Stop squeezing the goose
Anubis169:

DaFhaye: @e_bloc Oh. Well I guess at least there's others
DaFhaye: Soooooo. What you all do around here
ButButTheJesus: now we play "is it a bit or did they forget"
Nigouki: look up that video where someone squishes an entire basket of those yelling geese toys. amazing noise
CAKHost: I'm drinking Mermaid and It probably was a mistake
DaFhaye: @ButButTheJesus Or are we the bit
ButButTheJesus: @Nigouki oh right that one
Anubis169: a bit of what?
ButButTheJesus: @DaFhaye oh no i bit myself
Vinewood_OG: @Nigouki AntiSMR
DaFhaye: Actually this is pretty nice ASMR
DaFhaye: I don't know why angry siren is relaxing to me
Anubis169: You know emergent gameplay, when the devs never intend it to happen but there's fun made anyway
Saintnex: this could be a lot worse tbh as honking noises go
MacbethSeemsSus: The composer was clearly given "mass effect" as the inspiration
calculated_uncertainties: @dafhaye me too
Anubis169: ever think Chat gets like that, engagement continues long after the actual stream's done
DaFhaye: No! The siren
public_key_reveal_party: o7 siren
Anubis169:
siren
DaFhaye: They silenced our one sense
Saintnex: sad silent siren noice
Anubis169: right, chat, bedtime
DaFhaye: It was all we had of the outside
DaFhaye: @Anubis169 Have a goodnight. I will keep watch
Anubis169: not me, you lot
DaFhaye: oh
Anubis169: it's well past all of your bedtimes, sleep now
DaFhaye: Yeah that's fair I work in 5 hours
DaFhaye: Woops 6
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