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Manae: !next
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Manae:

Dog_of_Myth: So how bad is this game?
Juliamon: extremely
flouncy_magooo: Hello, is this the stream where I can become the very best?
Natimus_Prime: Like no one ever was?
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Dog_of_Myth: Juliamon, that is concerning.
nevermore913: This game will either be terrible or amazing there is no in between
neisan2112: Oh its terrible
millenomi_Aura: I'm told amazing games are about to happen
TheAinMAP: Can it be both?
millenomi_Aura: and also a Pokémon thing
RockPusher:
So is this gonna take the 25 years it took for Ash to become a master, or will it just *feel* like 25 years 
millenomi_Aura: that is not
TehAmelie: i'm betting on terrible game and amazing session
neisan2112: The stream might be amazing tho
nevermore913: The nightmare games fit that
Juliamon: James' reactions are what's really gonna make this
Strebenherz: @RockPusher yes
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flouncy_magooo: Chat, what's the best Pokemon and why is it Vulpix?
kusinohki: meows
TehAmelie: it looks sort of like Eevee, who is the best pokemon
lamina5432: evenin, ready for the badest of gaming
nevermore913: It's eevee but vulpix also good
James_the_Dabbler: Been a long time since I saw this game
SymphonySolstice: pokey mans
Strebenherz: nah, chikorita. a pokemon to be respected, snaps!
Fyurios: It is both terrible and amazing
Foxmar320: Best Pokemon is Mimikyu
SymphonySolstice: snom
Juliamon: sorry, this game only recognizes the first 150
flouncy_magooo: @Juliamon That's Mew erasure
emilevitt: sableye is my personal favorite
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nevermore913: Snorlax is probably the cuddliest Pokémon
kusinohki: I'm still a little sad I never completed "team eevee" in silver...
emilevitt:
just a silly lil guy
Strebenherz: @Juliamon right that thing they did in first gen where they kept saying 150 and pretending mew didn't exist
TehAmelie: maybe you can glitch Mew into the game
RatherLargeToad:

Juliamon: Strebenherz and also Ho-Oh
couchboyj: Can one truely be prepared for this?
ArtDecoSunburn: @nevermore913 Not the fish one?
Strebenherz: So we need someone to play slowpoke...
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TehAmelie: hello!
gualdhar: who's ready for shit!?!?
TheAinMAP: Hello.
nevermore913: Such a good intro
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Orxolon: it's pikachuuuuu
DeM0nFiRe: It's jiggly puff, seen from above
millenomi_Aura: it was tangela. sorry
TheWriterAleph: jigglypuff seen from above
Strebenherz: It's jigglypuff, seen from above!
emilevitt:
jigglypuff seen from above 
Dog_of_Myth:

kusinohki: charmander char!
realbadatthis_: A jigglypuff as seen from above
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randomblathering: Hooray for AFK!
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CaptainSpam: We have CLASS here on AFK!
MacbethSeemsSus: box down! box down!
Isaac3567: Time to Pikachu was.... 5 seconds?
Juliamon: this comically faded box
letsbelgo: Look at that fading on the art
mrjujubeans: he’s like a cat
MrBibz: Worlds Worst Board Game time!
circusofkirkus: PSA 10, by the way
fastlane250: actual Canadian version
TheWriterAleph: "slightly played"
SymphonySolstice: good angle
JKBalch: Woof
Xafty: i owned this game, it is not good
Mindfire13: This game is older than a decent amount of the current viewers
TheAinMAP: It's Pokémon's 30th anniversary!
cosarprime: oh god, I think I remember playing this decades ago
TehAmelie: my thought was "gee i hope the electronics aren't fried, oh right board game"
MacbethSeemsSus: Quick seizure, as a treat
an_archist2: Pokemon Designer James Turner
CaptainSpam: Quick, Paul, pick a tree!
Shadowsoflife: EEVEE
NimrodXIV: James did create some pokemans after all
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:
Paul's alive 
Cptasparagus: do we have cameras under the table for the pokemon pocket stream?
Mindfire13: Fun fact: Pikachu caused the seizures, not Porygon
letsbelgo: No, there is no rotom in this
kusinohki: what should be Paul's tree name??
DeM0nFiRe:

Nigouki: that poor box is so faded
keatthebeast: wheeler keeping things up instead of knocking them down. thats growth
Fyurios: He's gonna regret joining this one...
zimmercj: god, the new patreon logo is not great
SymphonySolstice: NEW cup????
MrSarkhan: I wonder if my parents still have my copy of this game.
LithelyUnshod: @kusinohki Sandalwood
fastlane250: I remember playing this like once, at the local YMCA.... when the N64 with Stadium was completely occupied.
LoadingReadyRun:
@kusinohki Professor Arbutus 
avi_miller: I am so excited for whatever this nonsense will be
MrSarkhan: There was a Johto version!?!?
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ladyjessica: raid shadow legends
lamina5432: like last night
Fyurios: Each one ofthe pokemon master trainer games are so different...
neisan2112: Probably won't even get you that much.
kusinohki: $200 sounds like the average board game kickstarter price these days...
SymphonySolstice: game certified stinky
EikoandMog: It's meant to be okay but HARD
emilevitt: game is cheeks yea
Kihl1v9: The game is almost pure luck if I remember, used to play as a kid a lot
emilevitt:

crono3453: Got a copy as a child at a garage sale without the instructions. 10/10
Xafty: its neither good, nor bad, its very freaking stupid
avi_miller: Everyone I know who said they played it as a kid said it is terrible
couchboyj: Horrible [affectionate...?]
fastlane250: like the board game version of a licensed IP cashgrab video game
avi_miller: I am so excited
Uzumaki15: I remember this game... I don't remember if I owned it or it was a friends, but I remember playing this game
MrBibz: Maitre dresseur you say
WiJohn: That board has seen things too
DeM0nFiRe: I love the early pokemon art style for maps like this
IanAllenBird: oh that's a noisy board
an_archist2: a real pokemon trade
Sarah_Serinde:
Why does that Mewtwo look so short 
kusinohki: BG versions of video games that are bad - I remember owning the pac man game and the donkey kong game. they were funner toys than playable games
avi_miller: lmao
Fyurios: GL ever defeating a master...
goombalax: I picked up a copy a few years back from a thrift store. the only piece it was missing was a single pokemon token, which just happened to be Snorlax, my favorite pokemon
circusofkirkus: I appreciate that we have the bilingual version
niccus: there are loops? maybe jerry-riggable into a Nightmare...
TheAinMAP: One die.
Fruan: You played monopoly that one time
TheWriterAleph: Cinnabon Island!
RatherLargeToad: Yes, my Gym Leader!
Fancy_frenchman: I'm so excited, this was my childhood. I remember playing this during so many power outages
MacbethSeemsSus: This map has unlocked some memories
CaptainSpam: Ash Mustard, as he's known.
Strebenherz: @Sarah_Serinde "tfw people see your goofy mewtwo art thirty years later"
fastlane250: Kinda like the actual game
fastlane250: *games
RatherLargeToad:

Getter404: Reminder: Anything you want does NOT including Shiny Hunting, that's a Gen 2 thing
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: surely the world is you *Cloister*, right?
emilevitt: clefairy heck yea
millenomi_Aura: good choice
IanAllenBird: hell yeah blubasaur
TheWriterAleph: oh shit sebulba is in this
RockPusher:

millenomi_Aura: good choice also
millenomi_Aura: and Pikachu I guess
tehfewl: bulbasaur gang rise up
circusofkirkus: just like in real life
LeeshaJoy: Bulbasaur is still the best starter, don't @ me
Fyurios: Bulba best gen 1 starter
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flouncy_magooo: Your dice rolls should be halved if you go up cycling road
WriterRaven flops into chat and also their childhood
CaptainSpam: @Sarah_Serinde MewOnePointSevenFive
Sarah_Serinde:

Nigouki: grass type only good got getting smoked
Getter404: You get Abra'd
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Korolan: I remember this game...
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mrjujubeans: Cinnabon
Fyurios: HUh, don't remember the instant teleport rule
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Decaped: Gotta' Catch 'em 20! Pokemon!
Fyurios: James doesn't know...
cat2fu123: Hi wheeler
Juliamon: Flag that for later
EikoandMog: Reverb!
SymphonySolstice: omg
Sarah_Serinde: precious
MacbethSeemsSus: Teleported to Cinnabar Island to start farming Missigno
LithelyUnshod: 5:05
CrossXhunteR: wait, why does the game board have French on it
Juliamon: CrossXhunteR Canada edition
TehAmelie: i just like that every square does something. i think every boardgame i ever saw as a child had mostly free spaces
LithelyUnshod: @CrossXhunteR Canadian edition?
Sarah_Serinde: @CrossXhunteR Well you see, we're in Canada
Haroldholmes25: wheeler losing a die roll?!
Fyurios: OH god, the item cards......
Fyurios: The Tr*** card... that will haunt me forever
trainpants: we're on the road to Viridian city
AMuseOfFirebane: town ain't big enough for the both of us
Juliamon: there's only room in this city for one trainer
kusinohki: how much work would it be to get the card reader to recognize these pokemon pogs??
MacbethSeemsSus: What is each person's bark when they encounter a trainer?
circusofkirkus: FATE
AMuseOfFirebane: HA
Strebenherz: FATED
circusofkirkus: YES
neisan2112: LMAOOOOOOO
CrossXhunteR: not even a pidgey
Shadowsoflife: HA
BusTed: Ben's favorite
cosarprime: "a card that wins the game"
Dog_of_Myth:

TheAinMAP: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
GasCityGaming: llmao yes
Simbionis: LMAO
MrSarkhan: LMAO
WiJohn: Birb!
SymphonySolstice: looool
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: LETS GOO BEST BIRD
WriterRaven: Ha!
chaos5896: LMAO
Incandescent_Zubat: Ben will never live this down.
MrBibz: Lmao
realbadatthis_: lol
JKBalch: Get Spearowed
Fyurios: Pidgey for live
shendaras:

MrSarkhan: justice for spearow
millenomi_Aura: game knows
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neisan2112: OH hhhhh yeah
circusofkirkus: redemption arc
TheAinMAP: We just went over this on Ben's channel the other day.
neisan2112: It came up a lot last stream
Getter404: Boopa Scoopa is quite pokemon-y
kusinohki: I remember something about badoof. forget if ben hates or loves badoof though...
Dog_of_Myth:

Juliamon: People always ask what your favourite Pokemon is, nobody ever asks least favourite. But it's probably Spearow.
kyosokun: So, can anyone give me a barebones explanation of this game?
flouncy_magooo: @Juliamon Stantler, hands down
iris_of_ether: Ben had an entire album in Pokemon Snap filled with Badoof
SymphonySolstice: my least favorite is shrifty. I hate that thing
Shadwhawk: @Juliamon Jynx, no question
Getter404: Is it, perhaps, a Young Shelder?
kusinohki: my least favority are the poison types. suck in battle, but very annoying used against you in the game because walking...
mrjujubeans: I think this die is slightly loaded
TehAmelie: mine's Mewtwo. it just breaks the game as soon as you get it
CrossXhunteR: mans said pie
emilevitt: castform, such ado nothing pokemon
circusofkirkus: with or without a cowboy hat
Fyurios: Caterpie... I still remember that arc from the OG season
TheWriterAleph: c'-TER-pee
millenomi_Aura: cutiepie
RatherLargeToad:

millenomi_Aura: BEST GAL in the PARTY
millenomi_Aura: in it
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Xafty: but vulpix is fox, not goat
kynelwynn: Vulpix isn't a goat, Ben!
CrossXhunteR: i just noticed the team images. great
SymphonySolstice:

WriterRaven: This Voltorb looks like it just got broken up with...
TehAmelie: i'm not sure the closeup cam does any better than just holding the things up
Voidhawk42: On what number does Voltorb explode and send you back to the beginning?
Xafty: i actually enjoy playing this game, but its very much a crapshoot who wins
Fyurios: Spore OP
LeeshaJoy: Paras is lovely this time of year
LariatWest: Paras such a forgotten mon nowadays
kusinohki: are players limited to 6 pokemons?
Fyurios: The Trade card is the most evil thing ever
Juliamon: love the Paras line. Teaching kids about cordyceps in a weirdly indirect way
Kihl1v9: This is one of the most broken events in the game
Xafty: @LariatWest considering its basicaly the husk of a pokemon controlled by a fungis, its kinda meh
WriterRaven: Missingno located!
Voidhawk42: The more I look at this game board, the more I expect an insane video person to send someone to the BLAGHOLE
measureofhope: I cannot imagine having strong feelings about Spearow
Xafty: @Voidhawk42 this game would be improved by a gatekeeper
DeM0nFiRe: FInal exam is the full pokerap
SnackPak_: lets go Wheeler
Sogheim: at least do the PokeRap
foolish_s4mwise: if only there was some sort of song, a rap perhaps
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WhirlwindAbyss: Oh Wow, i remember this game, used to play it at the library when i was in elementry lol
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Xafty: @measureofhope i do, but only because they really fucked up Ash in the anime
LeeshaJoy: I memorized the Gen 1 lineup off a poster at Kmart as a kid.
TehAmelie: Professor Oak would be great as a Gatekeeper
AMuseOfFirebane: @foolish_s4mwise if only..................
Strebenherz: trio trio trio
emilevitt: trio trio trio!
chaos5896: Wheeler teaching the moonbase the PokeRap is great
Korolan: TRIP TRIP TRIO
emilevitt:

Korolan: No Autocorrect :c
kyosokun: Wheeler wheelin
DeM0nFiRe: Love the graphics lol
foolish_s4mwise: tbh this is just making me want to play Pokemon
Shadowsoflife: ^
Sarah_Serinde: ^
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emilevitt: electabuzz use dundabolt!
Shadowsoflife: I have ZA
foolish_s4mwise: now I just have to find my 3ds haha
Sogheim: Metapod! Use Harden!
EbDorian:
Wheeler is building my team from my last FireRed playthrough 
Shadowsoflife: What game do you have? @foolish_s4mwise
BraveOthello: @Sogheim But it failed ...
MrSarkhan:

letsbelgo: the big boy
SymphonySolstice: redemption
avi_miller: Ayo? Luck sack
Fyurios: IF only we had Ivysaur
TheAinMAP:

RatherLargeToad:

foolish_s4mwise: @shadowsoflife many.
Getter404: But I was holding B!
rogerivany: Venusaur =\= Charizard
Shadowsoflife: @foolish_s4mwise Nice.
raulghoulia: you have to look at the box, what did hideo kojima make this game?
avi_miller: Toad Voice: Got Item
RatherLargeToad:

Juliamon: It was supposed to be a big deal
SymphonySolstice: I wuv polywhirl. justice for polywhirl
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TruPhantomAngel: Awe! you’re playing the master quest!
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foolish_s4mwise: I mean most pokemon are weird looking dudes
Shadowsoflife: or cute animal
emilevitt: articuno lets gooo
Sarah_Serinde: ooh
emilevitt:

emilevitt:

avi_miller: Ice Ice Baby
SkylerRingtail: Yay, best legendary birb!
thanzo: the johto master trainer game was my jam
RockPusher:

TruPhantomAngel: Fun Fact: Poliwhirl does get the claim to fame in the Pokemon Adventures comics, as Red’s first Pokemon.
jwholla: this game brings me back
Nigouki: this IS exactly how trying to catch the birds goes
kusinohki: unless you know how to duplicate master balls...
Sarah_Serinde: good ol' missingno
Sarah_Serinde: I abused the heck out of that
Sogheim: I'm waiting for my boy Nidoking to show up
Manae: Missigno is how my brother and I discovered EVs existed
Manae: By noticing rare candy leveling left stats a little lower than fighting
Sarah_Serinde:

SymphonySolstice: omg
Sarah_Serinde: Paul you're the best
Xaunaught: Hell yeah Paul
Ryenji: amazing
IanAllenBird: lmao
millenomi_Aura: ok this rocks
emilevitt:

foolish_s4mwise: Paul!
kynelwynn: Love it Paul @LoadingReadyRun
WriterRaven: Excellent addition, Paul. =D
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: incredible
LostOddish: dont you have to be on cinnibar island with 20+ power to then go to indigo?
underhill33: that was so sick
ikiusen_: Clap
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: thank you paul
KadmosTech:
oh look, James has lots of pikachus
chaos5896: Loved the gen 3 music
foolish_s4mwise: let’s go voltorb!
IanAllenBird: f
realbadatthis_: James the premier pokemon trainer of the format
millenomi_Aura: I love these snakes and/or ladders
kusinohki: yeah, steal wheeler's lunch money!
Getter404: Clearly we need to set the Clefairy to greyscale
Mindfire13: Sonicboom doing 20 flat damage
Decaped:
I appreciate them not complicating the game with confusing types 
adurnafricai: How does the gen 1 special stat change this matchup?
foolish_s4mwise: cmon turner!
foolish_s4mwise: voltorb so clutch
foolish_s4mwise: nooooo
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Getter404: Quick, use Self Destruct
Manae: Voltorb has hands
ph0enix__42:

emilevitt: solar beam got him good
emilevitt:

lamina5432: it probably used self destruct
foolish_s4mwise: …voltorb objectively does not have hands
gualdhar: does type matchup matter at all in these fights?
betweenmyself:
“I wanted that Master Ball.” 
Getter404: Ooooooh Kakuna
asddsa28: would just turning them upside down
WriterRaven: Kakuna Rattata... what a wonderful phrase~
g0blinslide: holy crap is this a vintage pokemon game? i remember this from like 2000
Sarah_Serinde: Yup!
Haroldholmes25: ben about to wreck this elite 4
dagoth__ur_: in response?
kusinohki: I'm low key anxiety induced from rolling dice on to the board...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hating spearow but liking zapdos smh my head
measureofhope: If you get too powerful the Elite Four just kidnap you, apparently
RatherLargeToad: get in the bag!
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EikoandMog: I step away for like, 10 minutes and Ben has a ZAPDOS?!
Manae: So you can go back to seafoam, but still instantly teleport back to cinnabar every turn?
TruPhantomAngel: @measureofhope well yeah, in Pokemon Adventures… XD
Juliamon: EikoandMog he got a Master Ball and Unknown Dungeon in rapid succession
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: p r a i s e h e l i x
foolish_s4mwise: PRAISE HELIX
DeM0nFiRe: praise helix
AugmentingPath:

Getter404: Oh damn, a Slowbro!
kusinohki: land on the space by exact roll then face your fear!
Diabore: bens team sure is
SymphonySolstice: "I like koffing" - everyone unmasked in the grocery store
RatherLargeToad: it’s pining for the fjords
foolish_s4mwise: I’m all in on team James
kyosokun: Since you can't grey out the fainted pokemon, should turn them upside-down
kynelwynn: Catch a Rapidash? Gun Hei Fat Choi! Happy Year of the Fire Horse
Its_VeeBot: A flareon. A simple flareon.
raulghoulia: why are wasted pokeballs single use? what happens to all those unused balls?
Manae: Wheeler needs to hit that Down+A when rolling the die
emilevitt: F.E.A.R strats
tehfewl: flareon was dog water in gen1 tho
emilevitt:

Bruceski: Flareon is the best worst pokemon. Cuddly as heck but attack-focused and even after the physical special split it only gets special fire moves.
EbDorian:
Saying "Cool team /s", after trading with someone should be illegal 
Diabore: james is a cheaty! he has 7 pokemon!
emilevitt: use dundaboldt!!!
itsr67: Electabuzz! Thunderbolt now!
Diabore: wheres oak with the kneecap baseball bat!
HadesLeprechaun: Boss Nass?
kynelwynn: Best Pokemon "cry" from the anime is Guzzlord from Sun/Moon
Vinewood_OG: Agnew get in here!
itsr67: Ebllblbl
Diabore: blue
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: rhydon deez
frozenphoenix7: You were on catch a blue
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an_archist2: I remember when Electabuzz said he wasn't a crook
Bruceski: Do you have to go clockwise on Indigo or can you go either direction like elsewhere?
30teracyte: i'm also a cloyster enjoyer
foolish_s4mwise: HELL yea
SymphonySolstice: @kynelwynn I'm partial to anime Regigas cry that just sounds like "gay gay gay"
Blakemcm: oh my gawd! i think i had this back in the day!!!
kusinohki: I _think_ you have to go clockwise. I can almsot see tiny arrows...
kynelwynn: @SymphonySolstice lul
Juliamon: any delelelele voooooops in chat
AMuseOfFirebane: @Bruceski looks like there are little yellow arrows points clockwise so I assume it's mandatory
Ryenji:

ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm a huge fan of Snowver's "wizoowizoo"
EikoandMog: delelelele voooooop!
SymphonySolstice: delelelelwoooooop also very good
DeM0nFiRe: It's perfectly fair, bird against bird
RatherLargeToad: Sky Battle!
kynelwynn: versus he coughing baby?
Bruceski: @Juliamon I cannot remember what pokemon that is but I definitely heard the cry in my head.
Getter404: Go, Coughing Baby!
frozenphoenix7: This is "Champion bullies a Route 1 youngster" vibes
Laserbeaks_Fury: It was Super Effective
MacbethSeemsSus: Spearow looks back up at you: seriously?
Its_VeeBot: "Hello, yes, Officer Jenny? I think I just witnessed a murder?"
Diabore: damn a 7
ladyjessica: I guess in this game the types don't matter?
EikoandMog:

kynelwynn: @ladyjessica Do you honestly want to add more rules?
Sarah_Serinde:

foolish_s4mwise: this rules
AugmentingPath: yeah, famously you don't gotta CATCH 'em all, just look at 'em all
Diabore:

SymphonySolstice:

ladyjessica: I mean, kind of?
itsr67: this is the smoldering crater we used to call "Benjamin Wheeler"
Diabore: what happens if all pokemon are knocked out?
foolish_s4mwise:

Its_VeeBot: "Yeah, Officer, he's still at it."
HadesLeprechaun: Guys I think this game might be random and unfair
ladyjessica: wheeler is going to play nuzlocked and concede
EbDorian:
I never understood why this game was so lambasted... I'm starting to see why 
crono3453: We call this "Ash Ketchum in Yamcha Pose"
foolish_s4mwise: @hadesleprechaun a pokemon game? random? nah, never.
JKBalch: Wheeler is camping out in the pokecenter
circusofkirkus: bird for bird
Diabore: YES
Sarah_Serinde:
oh yes 
SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
letsbelgo: YES
itsr67: LMFAO
loufghyslaufey: Oh, roof
MacbethSeemsSus:

Dog_of_Myth:

Fyurios: TRade truly is the most evil
Getter404: "Here, take my dead bird"
Its_VeeBot: I remember a Pokemon YouTuber reviewing this game and calling it a bit of a mess
Diabore: so question, can ben still challenge?
Diabore: if he falls below 20
loufghyslaufey: That's messed up, Ben
foolish_s4mwise:

itsr67: no way
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
circusofkirkus: RIGGED
ladyjessica: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Fyurios: Noooooo
Vinewood_OG: Ben went full Bernthal
cosarprime: ha
SymphonySolstice: the uno reverse!!!
JKBalch: "Please take this roast turkey, now give me your zapdos plushie"
Getter404: UNO REVERSO
AMuseOfFirebane: oh how the turn tables
millenomi_Aura: comeuppance so sweet
MrSarkhan: There is no justice in this world.
TheWriterAleph:

emilevitt: this is so evil
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: incredible
ladyjessica: two blue mana counterspell
emilevitt:

Emma_Quince: We're gaming now, boys
Bruceski: You tried to steal Ben's best friend and got his teddy bear instead
nevermore913: This game might be great
MacbethSeemsSus: No matter what happens. Every morning when Wheeler wakes up the Spearow's there.
RatherLargeToad:

Fyurios: Welp, gl beating her
Uniclonus: Man, this game shoved Wheeler to the ground and then keeps kicking him in the ribs
Fyurios: It still gets the dice face too ,doesn't it?
foolish_s4mwise: let’s go Agatha!
Diabore: how do you beat 18?
foolish_s4mwise: @uniclonus to be fair, it wasn’t just the game. it was also Ben
GasCityGaming: she's gonna be 18 minimum
loufghyslaufey:
@Fyurios
It was Agatha all along! 
millenomi_Aura: that would be GAME DESIGN
ladyjessica: I mean they did say earlier that this was a dog water game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah, so this game accurately represents the "grinding back in victory road" aspect
itsr67: lmaoo
Fyurios: The master trainers are absolutely brutal to beat
Sogheim: how are you supposed to beat a Gengar that's roided out?
TheWriterAleph: voted off the island
Fyurios: you need like 2 fives, and to get lucky
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rosesmcgee: @Sogheim Give more roids to your 'mon
loufghyslaufey: Eh? Is that a beard Agatha us rocking?
Manae: Well if Zapdos is 9 base, you can get to 15 just with the die
Fyurios: And to think, Agatha is only the 3rd strongest master
loufghyslaufey: Or uh, "goatee"?
LariatWest: You still need to beat a minimum of like 16? 17?
itsr67: lmaooo
Diabore: do you have to?
SymphonySolstice: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:

MacbethSeemsSus:

kusinohki: any one else feel like this wasn't play tested??
DeM0nFiRe:

anhakha: This feels very like Talisman, in case anyone has played that game.
SymphonySolstice: playtesting wasn't invented until 2004
Bruceski: Ben gets kicked out of the Plateau, Wheeler runs up and throws a dead bird at him.
anhakha: And battling in the centre is like trying to get the crown of command from Talisman.
Jigokuro: A pokemon game is underbaked? I'm SHOCKED.
maltbeverage: this but with side bets on the battles
loufghyslaufey: Uh oh. James poayed the "Moonbase Office" card
frozenphoenix7: The example of someone winning against a Rival on the Bulbapedia page for the game is someone using Mewtwo, rolling a 6, and using a +4 & +5 Attack bonus card.
ladyjessica: the 90s were a strange place for American boardgames...
loufghyslaufey: *played
EikoandMog: Same, Ben.
foolish_s4mwise: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're ridiculous.
Its_VeeBot: At least two
RockPusher:

Getter404: @SymphonySolstice I'd bring up Cosmic Encounter, but that thing is the exact opposite of "balanced"
shendaras:

Getter404: You don't even have a Bicycle?
HadesLeprechaun: @Getter404 CE is very internally designed to be player balanced and it works beautifully
foolish_s4mwise: gambling? I’m in!
HadesLeprechaun: *intentionally
Fyurios: So the 2nd weakest
anhakha: Is there not a mechanic for if you white out?
Fyurios: THey get the dice roll too
frozenphoenix7: They get the dice face AND the bonus
SymphonySolstice: rip
frozenphoenix7: So Burno is 23 actually
SkylerRingtail: Machamp used Rock Slide!
rosesmcgee:

frozenphoenix7: 24*
Fyurios: The rivals are why this game is so long
itsr67: lmao
Fyurios: Yeeppppppp
SymphonySolstice: jesus
Simbionis: HUH
Fruan: So this is impossible, huh?
Manae: WHAT that is broken now
Kihl1v9: as a kid i remember this game going forever cuz it was so hard to win LOL
millenomi_Aura: GAME DESIGN CINEMA
g0blinslide: i remember this game taking a WHILE as a kid
itsr67: silly moment to moment- impossible win condition
Fyurios: That's why that triple evo bonus so important
cosarprime: why would you design it that way?
Xafty: its not impossible, but it very much is not a game you win quickly
Its_VeeBot: "This game fucking sucks!" -Adam Savidan
frozenphoenix7: The example in the rule book shown is Mewtwo, rolling a 6, and using a +4 and a +5 to win
MrSarkhan: I'm realizing now why I don't think we ever won this game as a kid.
FadedOasis: So you have to grind to find the best cards and pokemon while you're stuck in Indigo Plateau?
Its_VeeBot:

Sarah_Serinde:

Kihl1v9: LETS GO
Fyurios: @FadedOasis Pretty much
kusinohki: I'm wondering if they originally planned type bonuses then scraped that for being too much but didn't re adjust the numbers...
LeeshaJoy: ooh Dragonair
Diabore: @frozenphoenix7 jesus christ, im guessing mewtwo is 10?
ladyjessica:

TheAinMAP:

millenomi_Aura: now I'm imagining a golf audience clapping at trainers when they catch a Pokémon
OneArmedGeodude: Is Zapdos dead from the gym leader?
ladyjessica: yup
frozenphoenix7: @Diabore All 4 Legends have a 9 as their Attack Power, Mewtwo is a 9 for "rating power" & the birds are 8s.
Manae: Would reviving Zapdos teleport him back to cinnabar?
Diabore: WHEELER
EikoandMog: HEY GUYS
TheWriterAleph:

foolish_s4mwise: WHEELER NO
frozenphoenix7: @Manae If it puts him back above 20 on non-fainted Pokemon, yes.
SymphonySolstice: snek
LariatWest: Chaaa
millenomi_Aura: WELL
Diabore: drawing balls pays the bills
lamina5432: good kobra
Fruan: Pokemon are stored in the balls.
Diabore: @frozenphoenix7 ...and rating power is?
Diabore: i got in late
DeM0nFiRe: What is a pirate who likes classical music's favorite pokemon? Arbok. Get it? Arrr Bach?
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TheAinMAP: Ben should have a lot of knowledge for a snake.
HadesLeprechaun: so are the Master Trainers basically unbeatable without a Legendary or big final evolution pokemon? Did they make it so you couldn't beat them just with whatever your favorite pokemon might be?
frozenphoenix7: @Diabore Ah, ok. So each Pokemon you can catch has a number(the yellow one) applied to them for "Power Points". Once you have at least 20 across all active Pokemon you've caught(ones that aren't fainted), you get teleported to Cinnabar Island at the end of your turn to go to Indigo Plateau and try to challenge a Rival and win the game
drrek0: Wow, coming into see this is activating some core memories from my childhood
Fyurios: @HadesLeprechaun Pretty much unless you get a 1 on Lorelai
frozenphoenix7: @HadesLeprechaun Basically, yeah
ladyjessica: so... if you keep going to cinnabar, you can't really not leave right?
HadesLeprechaun: neat, lol
Fyurios: This game is famously brutal for a reason between the rivals and trades
Fyurios: Welp, this isn't happening
Kihl1v9: lmfao
TheWriterAleph: gary was here. ash is a loser.
Getter404: Goddammit Gary
Larkonus: I have fond memories of a different Pokemon board game, but I don't know if it was actually good or if I was just happy because it was Pokemon.
Diabore: 22 minimum
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Fyurios: Gary is the most evil rival to roll
kusinohki: 28 max??
DeM0nFiRe: Cool game
ladyjessica: good game!
Kihl1v9: this games awesome
nevermore913: This seems unwinnable
lamina5432: at least we know this will last the night
crono3453: Real cool of them to become the first 24/7 stream of Pokemon Master Trainer
SymphonySolstice: I wonder if they can cycle through all the pokemon before the end of the game
Fyurios: This game is great... if you know what you are getting into.
Mattmitchell45: So glad I have a copy of this at my Parent's house
frozenphoenix7: I believe technically highest strength mons you can use, assuming you have the full evolution lines, are the 3 Starters & Machamp, who are 3 stages & have 8 attack powers for their moves, so total of 13.
RatherLargeToad: yellow matter custard
Dog_of_Myth:

Getter404: Time loop!
Diabore: can wheeler rechallenge dratini?
MacbethSeemsSus: There has to be someone who's tried to balance this game.
Diabore: he can move 6 and end up in the same spot
TheDruidOfCelina: Has anyone noticed the spelling of Unknown?
Fyurios: @MacbethSeemsSus Pretty sure there is a fan update or something
Fyurios: Welp, GL
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Fyurios: Minimum 21
Diabore: tie is reroll
Diabore: CMON
Diabore:

lamina5432: this some warhammer rolling
Fyurios: AHAHAHA
SymphonySolstice: LOL
Diabore: off by one!
circusofkirkus:

MrSarkhan: RIP
itsr67: god is cruel
DeM0nFiRe:

Scarbble: lmao
MrBibz: Don't forget, you're here forever
Fyurios: I forgot you can time machine to troll someone against the rival
loufghyslaufey: @Diabore This be your kind of game, Diabore?
Getter404: The dice are cursed, gotta swap em out.
frozenphoenix7: Behold the awesome might of dragons
Manae:

loufghyslaufey: Also, does Ben keep losing?
Diabore: @loufghyslaufey nope, found a online copy of the rules and skimmed it
Fyurios: James didn't know what he was getting into, XD
Diabore: nodoqueen on 5? such a scam
Getter404: They don't say "Gotta catch a small amount of 'em", do they James?
frozenphoenix7: Golem is Blue, but Machamp, Alakazam, and Gengar are all Reds
Diabore: DRATINI GET
RatherLargeToad: Dra-tin-i!
JKBalch: Thank you Paul
circusofkirkus: how many points is Wheeler at now?
Getter404: Isn't most of his team still unconscious?
LariatWest: @circusofkirkus Less than pictured. Several of those are fainted
SkylerRingtail: Oh, is there no party limit then?
circusofkirkus: @LariatWest I see, I see
Mindfire13: James stop cheating. You're not Alder. You can't just carry 9 Pokemon on you.
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Diabore: you need 20 points to challenge the league, also you have no team limit, also you can only use 1 pokemon on a final strainer because fuck you
loufghyslaufey: Kay, so from the overlay Paul laid out... James is Pókemon Yellow, Ben is Pókemon Green, & Wheeler is Pókemon... Magenta? Or XD: Gale of Darkness?
Shadowsoflife: pokemon violet?
Diabore: RUN IT BACK
Getter404: Pokemon Violet, that Chinese cart you found at the jockey lot for 3 bucks.
Fyurios: XD
Diabore: CHANCU
MacbethSeemsSus: with the laser eyes?
Fyurios: COme on Lorelei give a 6
EbDorian: @loufghyslaufey Red & Blue spirit-linked
Diabore: BEN WINS
Dog_of_Myth:

VelvetFalcon: Excited about this one!
EikoandMog: BEN WINS
Fyurios: Time machine him!
Fruan: We're FREE!
MacbethSeemsSus:

DeM0nFiRe:

Mindfire13: Wheeler is a Nuzlocke with several Pokemon dead, no dupes clause, and very bad luck until the recent 2 encounters
Sarah_Serinde:

Scarbble: wooooo
letsbelgo: woooooooooo
SymphonySolstice: freedom!!
TheWriterAleph:

WriterRaven: \o/
VelvetFalcon: YAY!
shendaras:

itsr67: jumanji frees your soul
loufghyslaufey: @EbDorian Pretty sure that... can't be a thing. But whatever.
Getter404: Okay, now go fight Red in a cave.
Fyurios: yes, play again!
DeM0nFiRe: Uhhhh one more?
SnackPak_: gotta run it back
SplendidFD: again again!!!
frozenphoenix7: Uhhhhh one more?
millenomi_Aura: YAAAAY
dumbo3k: best if 2!
Diabore: lorelai is calling salty runbacks
lamina5432: ooooooone more
Fyurios: And to think, this was a relatively quick run
Fruan: Surely you have a microgame on the shelf you could finish out the stream with
Its_VeeBot: "We're taking a quick break to have a stiff drink"
Dog_of_Myth:
Speedrun attempt next? 
WiJohn: This game has delivered what was promised
MacbethSeemsSus: Master Trainer Adventure Quest
niccus: this loop really does feel Atmosfearish
Diabore: @Fruan pssah, that only took an hour
nevermore913: This game is dogshit
Decaped: Let chat house rule this into a better game: I suggest type bonus and weaknesses
Mindfire13: This game sucks when you're not nostalgic for this kind of stuff
Fyurios: Imagine if someone time machines that roll for lulz, that woulda been evil
Getter404: @Fruan "We're back, and we've decided to teach James Netrunner. The doors are locked from the outside."
SymphonySolstice: next game they should take out all the pokemon they got on the last round
Fyurios: Seriously though, you pretty much gotta hope for Lorelai and get lucky on her rolls for much of a chance
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, dang. Road to Empress next Thursday
kusinohki: yeah, type bonuses. maybe a poke go style turn extra pokemon into rare candy to level up the others... *shrug*
Getter404: Oh no, Cameron's going to get Soup'd
MacbethSeemsSus:
It's too bad this game didn't have an existing game to base the gameplay around when it came out. 
Decaped: TV show on talking simulator, neat
LithelyUnshod: @Getter404 Or choked by brothers
EbDorian: @loufghyslaufey Sorry I meant soul-link. But why not? Isn't it just custom nuzlocke rules?
TheAinMAP:

LithelyUnshod: Watched the tutorial on break
lamina5432:

Diabore: its so bad its fun
HadesLeprechaun: Chutes and Ladders with extra steps
MrBibz: It's almost just candyland lmao
Shadowsoflife: have they played risk?
Sarah_Serinde:

HadesLeprechaun: @Shadowsoflife Risk Legacy, at least!
Mindfire13: Meowth is number 52
Shadowsoflife: @HadesLeprechaun Ah neat
Yolysses: so this game’s the nezlock run right?
Mindfire13: The reverse of Pikachu, 25
anhakha: It's Talisman.
TheAinMAP: He did one stream.
SkylerRingtail: Has anyone ROM-hacked Gen 1 to add the QOL improvements in later gens?
TheAinMAP:

MrBibz: @skylerringtail Yellow Legacy is like all QOL
Shadowsoflife: So what team rocket is Ben?
circusofkirkus: LMAO
SymphonySolstice: LOL
letsbelgo: lolol
thanzo: LMAOOOOO
RatherLargeToad:

Wrexadecimal: lol RIP
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the gen2 remakes already exist and that's basically all I need out of a pokemon game
JKBalch: Wheeler almost 1 shot
Twilight_Spark: Snaken
letsbelgo: jaaaames
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: goblin!
TheWriterAleph: omgggg
SkylerRingtail: @MrBibz I had not heard of it! I'll have to check it out
fastlane250:
Try spelling Muk backwards 
rosesmcgee: Maybe arbok is right for you
Diabore: muk backwards is twitch prime
Twilight_Spark: Ratatouille
duiker6: @Twilight_Spark that's a thinly sliced rattata
EbDorian:
James is bringing a wholesome homeschooled energy to this group that I appreciate 
Dog_of_Myth:

Twilight_Spark: All fucks are jiggly
Shadowsoflife: the rowlet meme
RatherLargeToad:

anhakha: James yelling number 37. My brain: Number 37 with rice!
Mindfire13: Well, how else would Team Rocket blast off again?
MacbethSeemsSus: Sandshrew, use Darude!
loufghyslaufey: Wait. So what's the average duration of each game of this?
foolish_s4mwise: too long
Sogheim: @loufghyslaufey BoardGameGeek says 45min
Twilight_Spark: Tenta schooled
Twilight_Spark: Bone em
fastlane250: I mean, Hi-Jump Kick isn't too bad in Gen 1... because it's bugged and the crash damage only deals 1hp
Mindfire13: Ben with the Team Rocket Te4am
Twilight_Spark: Play that Miku song it's the leekspin!
EbDorian: Is there an evolution bonus without 'completing' the line?
darkcyril: @Twilight_Spark The Ievan Polka?
frozenphoenix7: @EbDorian No.
JKBalch: Good try Ben
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Twilight_Spark: @darkcyril probably, I only contain meme garbage.
HadesLeprechaun: Gotta look up fan rules, I totally bet someone has tried to 'fix' this and make it into an actually decent game
Simbionis: I wonder if anyone has done fanmade ones of Sinnoh onward
VelvetFalcon: Someone did make a Table Top Sim version with support up to like Gen 7 I think?
Simbionis: and my question is instantly answered lol
VelvetFalcon: Serendipity.
JKBalch: Guard at the unknown dungeon "Sir, I've stamped your pass again. 2 more visits and you get 1 Masterball free."
Mindfire13: Instead of Nightmare, you can play Route 14 Trainer Simulator!
Aceviru: lol
g0blinslide: rofl
Fyurios:

spurius: PERFECT
frozenphoenix7: HAHAHAHA
Strebenherz: does he fail. on a six.
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TheAinMAP: Welp.
ihlendrax:

IsaTheEngie: Holding off on the clip just in case
frozenphoenix7: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
SkylerRingtail: YESSSSS
Fyurios: AHAHAHAHA
foolish_s4mwise: YES
letsbelgo: YYyeesssss
VelvetFalcon: GOD IS REAL!
g0blinslide: this games great
Twilight_Spark: Yesss
MrSarkhan: LMAO
gsyhiap:

adept_nekomancer: The hurbis!
Getter404: WELCOME TO SEMINARY BEN
StewartRWyatt: Welcome to the Highlights
nevermore913: Best game
James_the_Dabbler: Hello highlight reel!
Sethalidos: ook ook
GasCityGaming: Church is on Sunday ben!
JKBalch: Doing his best!
rogerivany: Highlight reel it is.
frozenphoenix7: PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
foolish_s4mwise: PLEASE
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this game's great
ankhomeg: It must happen
Jigokuro:
Next Live cold open is Ben with a pastor's collar and bible. 
foolish_s4mwise: YES
Dog_of_Myth:

Diabore: master is only add yeah
Fyurios: AHAHAHAHA
Shadowsoflife: So what faith does Ben pick?
letsbelgo: I love this game
Getter404: Is there a "can" in there? Or is it mandatory?
MrSarkhan: this game sucks lol
chaos5896: I'm crying XD
Diabore: the only subtract is great ball
Strebenherz: @Shadowsoflife Hail Helix
Fyurios: burning all those time machines, we never beating the elite 4 now
foolish_s4mwise: only took 3 time machines
Shadowsoflife: @Strebenherz Hail Helix
Nigouki: blastoise_kid.wav
frozenphoenix7: 13
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what genius decided that a master ball shouldn't be an auto-catch?
James_the_Dabbler: I wheeze-laughed at this
DiscordianTokkan:

Dog_of_Myth:

circusofkirkus: someone trade for Blastoise
foolish_s4mwise: for the record, it’s *Praise* Helix.
nevermore913: That made everything worth it
dumbo3k: @foolish_s4mwise Praise Helix
fastlane250:
replicating the 1/255 glitch 
Mindfire13: In gen 1, it had a 1/255 chance to fail
jwholla: this is the greatest pokemon game ever conceived
nevermore913: Speedrun
Shadowsoflife: @foolish_s4mwise but the Alliteration
letsbelgo: get staab'd
TheAinMAP:

DiscordianTokkan: Hydrocannon'd
Fyurios: imagine if the first rival is Gary
nevermore913: Pokémon trainer legacy
dumbo3k: Pokemon Master Trainer, Legacy Edition
foolish_s4mwise: @shadowsoflife yeah there’s a very good reason not to alliterate in this specific instance
Mr_Horrible: a successful one?
Shadowsoflife: @foolish_s4mwise Yeah
shendaras: Just catch Mewtwo with your bare hands
UnknownFriday: I mean, my office is below ground but I wouldn't call it a dungeon per se.
Fyurios: That lance cuold get 26,,,
MacbethSeemsSus: Weird bird, take down that dragon!
letsbelgo: Be strong for mother
adept_nekomancer: More like don'tduo
EbDorian:
@letsbelgo Thank you for reminding me of that meme 
HadesLeprechaun: dang, gone in with higher +cards, coulda had that one!
TheAinMAP: Denied.
James_the_Dabbler: LMAO
adept_nekomancer: James is keeping that bird.
JKBalch: James is throwing all of the plushies in front of Wheeler.
Twilight_Spark: Warp back to Cinnabar after right?
Strebenherz: areodactyl, omanyte, sloooowpoke
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: okay, first balance proposal: pokeballs are a *may* ability
Getter404: MY BOY
LariatWest: can you start your next turn by walking from Cinnabar towards Fuchsia?
SplendidFD: Snorlax is goals
itsr67: lmfaooooooooooooo
adept_nekomancer: Amazing
letsbelgo: lolol
MacbethSeemsSus:

Fruan: This game is hateful
Fyurios: Master balls have a 4/5 fail rate this game
IsaTheEngie: powerful
MrSarkhan: This game is so much worse than I remembered lol
MacbethSeemsSus: Play another game he said. It'll be fun he said.
James_the_Dabbler: What on earth
jwholla: how did Ben get the same team my childhood self used to try and beat the elite 4?
Aceviru: amazing
letsbelgo: creatures of habit
James_the_Dabbler: Y’all have got to stop tempting fate
Manae: Draw two at least? For cinnabar?
JKBalch: So what is the rate on these pokeballs? Is it better to not use them?
MrSarkhan: I think the balls are just actively bad for catching pokemon in this game.
Getter404: So you can Time Machine other players' rolls... can you force them to use a Ball as well?
Shadowsoflife: Is there a name for the pokemon planet?
DiscordianTokkan:

James_the_Dabbler: Clearly you should just be catching Pokemon with your bare hands. *Points at Krokorok* I’m gonna wrastle ‘em
letsbelgo: @Shadowsoflife Its just called earth
Mattmitchell45: @Shadowsoflife Well they discovered Mew in Guyana
LariatWest: They found the strat
Shadowsoflife: @Mattmitchell45 Interesting.
Natimus_Prime: @Shadowsoflife I think it's just called "Earth", but some fans refer to it as Planet Pocket.
Shadowsoflife: planet pocket?
Getter404: How is there still an item deck left at this point
LariatWest: Has James hit max hand size yet?
Sogheim: my boy!
Shadowsoflife: is there a max hand size?
DiscordianTokkan: Nido Line Get
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, he needs the set, gotcha
Fyurios: Come on gary
Fyurios: this could be it
Diabore: 21 pre roll
LariatWest: 21?
Fyurios: 21 then
LariatWest: 8+8+5
googoltudoris subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
googoltudoris: how tough are the elite four, really, if they can be beat by a 11 year old?
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Dog_of_Myth:

IanAllenBird:

MacbethSeemsSus:

shendaras:

circusofkirkus: no legendary needed
SplendidFD: yay
Getter404: Game 3! Game 3!
WriterRaven: \o/
JKBalch: Good Job Wheeler!
gsyhiap:

TheAinMAP:

lamina5432:

EbDorian: co-op speedrun category?
jwholla: we are all pokemon masters
Strebenherz: scalpers are weird and don't focus on everything
Sky_Kast: hi chat
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah I feel this is very ripe for some easy rules upgrades
IanAllenBird: whoa
Sky_Kast: they each hyperfocus
RockPusher:

Getter404: "This page just has 'TQ + Geodude' inside a heart"
itira:

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HadesLeprechaun: it was 99, the target audience wasn't yet 35 years old, had to keep it simple (in addition to board game design just not having evolved much yet), so yeah mostly just dice rolling
Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
nevermore913: There is the shell of a good game here
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Dog_of_Myth: !store
fastlane250: New what now?
jwholla: pokemon monopoly lets go
lamina5432: pokemon yatzee was fun
Yoshi_Gal: Yeah og pokemon monopoly was decent
HadesLeprechaun: it's the Pokemon TCG, so they've settled on that, lol
SkylerRingtail: There's the Monopoly and Sorry! Pokemon variants, but that's not quite the same
fastlane250: sorry for caps but AAAAA 2ND CUP!?
TheAinMAP:

EbDorian: any word on sleeves restock?
adept_nekomancer: @jwholla And they didn't call it Pokemonopoly?
IanAllenBird: "released from"
letsbelgo: hardcore
circusofkirkus: New Game+
Twilight_Spark: Nuzzlocke
RockPusher:

SplendidFD: what to do if your will to live is too high
IanAllenBird: o7
Shadowsoflife: o7
chaos5896: o7
VelvetFalcon: Cannot recommend the Tabletop Sim hacks of this enough. They;re a lot of fun.
Shadowsoflife: have TQ on that one
TheAinMAP: !next
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Twilight_Spark: To silk they song yes.
HadesLeprechaun: oooh boy!
millenomi_Aura: honestly quite hype for Sunderfolk
VelvetFalcon: Oooo! Sunderfolk!
nevermore913: Heroes in a halfshell
Shadowsoflife: Could your board state just be the lyrics to the theme song?
Twilight_Spark:

NotCainNorAbel:
500
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HadesLeprechaun: don't speak that criminal resellers into the world
TheAinMAP:

fastlane250: cup 2 has been ordered
gsyhiap subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 128 months!
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Mr_Horrible: how do we know it's not Vaporeon's ex?
Twilight_Spark: And Twitch is just fine with that name?
Shadowsoflife: da bits
googoltudoris: luh mao
Twilight_Spark: D:
Dog_of_Myth:

frozenphoenix7:

Strebenherz: excuse you wheeler
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
chaos5896: bye
Mr_Horrible: oh that Wheeler
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Twilight_Spark: What the fuck was this crime?
Juliamon: He's right though
Mr_Horrible: what a rapscallion
lamina5432: isn't the fairy one
chaos5896: thx 4 ur hard work!
Mindfire13: Umbreon is the worst
Strebenherz: et tu juliamon?
Earthenone: !pkmn bill
LRRbot: Bill | Trainer — Supporter | You can play only one Supporter card each turn. When you play this card, put it next to your Active Pokémon. When your turn ends, discard this card. / Draw 2 cards.
Mindfire13: Espeon is the best, tied with Sylveon
Shadowsoflife: @Mindfire13 Umbreon tank
Juliamon: listen I have always been an unabashed Umbreon stan
TheAinMAP:

Strebenherz: umbreon and espeon are easily my faves
Mr_Horrible: Leafeon's design is kinda cool, but I just cannot forgive that name
Mindfire13: I will admit that Umbreon has the best shiny, though I prefer Vaporeon's shiny due to Pink.
Earthenone: i wonder when they will pull the trigger on drageon
Mr_Horrible: waiting on Spookeon
Juliamon: Vaporeon was my fav in gen 1, I even handmade a costume for Halloween. Then when gen 2 happened, I became an Umbreon lifer
Juliamon: I would have moved to Glaceon but ice blows
Mr_Horrible: it is kinda funny to me that ice got one before rock or ground
Juliamon: hoping some day for a goopy poison one
LordZarano:
Erika's painting 40000 models 
Mindfire13: I kinda hope there's a normal-type Eeveelution someday, Flareon clearly used it's design as a base.
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