Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pre-PreRelease || Present by Wizards of the Coast & LoadingReadyRun

 raulghoulia: dynatherms connected
Kairanie: Good morning, all
 LRRMTG_Judge: Cowabunga 
ArtOfStuttering: @Kairanie Good morning from the evening side of the world! 
 GasCityGaming: meowdy all!
 GasCityGaming: hockey game is still on, my attention may be divided for the first bit, oh also i'm at work 
  TXC2: Canadians are working while a hockey game is on?
  TXC2: also hello everybody!
 GasCityGaming: you can stream it on the CBC website for free, so....kinda?
Xed_Regulus: @TXC2 My office has our VPN set to the US, so I can't watch CBC  while at work. It is super stressfull not being able to follow along live.
 Manae: !next
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  TXC2: Manae  
 RockPusher: 
 Manae:  
ihlendrax: !box
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  TXC2: Xed_Regulus  sounds like depriving an animal of it's water
 Mangledpixel: time to bung some cows or whatever
Xed_Regulus: Yesterday's Gold Medal game was hard, I tell you what lol
Sealtest: All right toitles, say your prayers
 RockPusher: Cow'bungers of the world unite?
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: CONTACT
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 WrightJustice: I like turtles!
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 accountmadeforants: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: I´m cow-a-bunaing my F5 as fast as I can
 djalternative: 
 GredGredmansson: TURTLES TURTLES TURTLES TURTLES
 JKBalch:     
 GamerCat88:   
 GredGredmansson: looking forward to seeing how these play
TheMightyGerg: Twenty Million Nougat Twisties
 GredGredmansson: honestly it looks pretty sick
 Hansk_and_Boo: Still can't believe they went with "Pizza Bundle"and not the Cowabundle.
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 red_shoes_jeff:   
feelingfroggo: Watching PPR while rebuilding some Commander decks. Sounds like a good nerdy evening
 BrowneePointz: let’s go!!! I just looked at the full gallery since it released and holy crap y’all this set R u l e s
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 GredGredmansson: i'll also probably nerd out and overexplain a few of the references
 Mangledpixel: !greetings
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feelingfroggo: @Hansk_and_Boo frankly that's the worst part of the set
 lamina5432: mornin chat
Wolfstrike_NL: So chat, are you making or ordering pizza today?
 Hansk_and_Boo: @feelingfroggo Agreed
 LRRMTG_Judge: Good morning everyone! - Natedogg
nick216317: teenage mutant ninja turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.
 ladyjessica: good afternoon fellow humans
 RocknGrohlNerd: 🐢 any DJCutman fans in the chat? time to for turtem
 RocknGrohlNerd: 🐢
 Booster6: @Wolfstrike_NL making
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 JeremyDevoid: 19 months of LRR. Turtle Power!
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 BrowneePointz: also I get to tell more folks to go read The Last Ronin cuz that comic is very very good
 bytecaster: @nick216317 Heroes in a half shell
   Anubis169: pizza sounds like a fine idea
 flatluigi: 🐢
feelingfroggo: Are there any special guests this PPR?
   Anubis169:    
 mastershake29x: pizza consumption has begun, hockey on one screen, this on the other, life is good
 trident042: @bytecaster Turtle power!
 CaptainSpam: @Wolfstrike_NL Or will you dine on turtle soup?
 bytecaster: @feelingfroggo I am hearing the turtles are gonna make an appearance. (I don't think so?)
 Mangledpixel: @feelingfroggo just LRRfolk
 ladyjessica: while not super enthusiastic about the set, I’ll enjoy watching LRR do some magique
  TXC2: feelingfroggo as far as I know, it's LRR only
 trident042: Dang I should've gotten a pizza for lunch
 RocknGrohlNerd: thank you @flatluigi
 doubleo21: time for trochaic tetrameter!
feelingfroggo: Thanks for the answers, folks
 neisan2112: Oh wow I'm actually early to a PPR for once
 Hansk_and_Boo: Any Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles fans here?
 Lord_Hosk: Does anyone know where I can watch people playing Magic the Gathering, but not on some mystical plane but instead set someplace I can understand.  Like New York City?
   Anubis169: Hansk_and_Boo: there might... be a couple
feelingfroggo: I do hope they get some designers  on PPRs - hearing some of the design insights are always interesting in this sort of environment
 ladyjessica: @Lord_Hosk no can do
  TheWormbo: @Lord_Hosk Don't be silly, that's never going to be a thing.
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 MehallD: @Lord_Hosk There's probably some Spiderman limited on youtube
flouncy_magooo: @Lord_Hosk Have I got the stream for you...
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Lord_Hosk you justed missed it, it was like two sets ago
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Lord_Hosk There's a VoD for the Spider-Man Pre-Prerelease on the YubTubs 
   Anubis169: brb sec putting pizza in oven
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  TXC2: a NEW York? what wrong with the one we've got?
 Hansk_and_Boo: We have York at home
 Mangledpixel: TXC2 oh, you know
 GredGredmansson: @Anubis169 someone came prepared
 CaptainSpam: @TXC2 That's nobody's business but the Turks'.... no, wait...
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 New York_v2_final_final
 feelingfroggo: @Mangledpixel It's quite nice from what I remember of York
 GasCityGaming: Canada scores up 3-2 with 30 seconds left!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 Mucky fat, that's what.
 RocknGrohlNerd: dang it chat, why didn´t I think of getting pizza, and went for boring old soup
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 Kata_The_Cat: I visited Old York once, didn't like it.
 INCSlayer: Time to Get Radical dudes! Cowabunga!
ipoddodd: pizza time
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 Kentosaurus: Team Canada just scored! 
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 mastershake29x: Canada [3]-2 Finland - MacKinnon 59:24
ipoddodd: will benjamin wheeler be playing the pizza fullarts that he opens?
 kilnfiendpotter: Why hello hello!
MWGNZ:   i like turtles
maclenrac: Sneaky Ninjas
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 Pharmacistjudge: Cowabunga.
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  TXC2: remember chat , it;s the PPR, so easy on allcaps, don't spame emotes, be nice, and have fun!
 Ashimablackraven: Sup yall
 RocknGrohlNerd: @GasCityGaming good luck to the team (me as a czech) must now cheer for canada
 GredGredmansson: turtles turtles turtles turrrrtles
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 RockPusher: Badger!
 Hansk_and_Boo: TRORTLOS
withwherewithal: Got my slice of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza to eat while watching
 CaptainSpam: TORTUGA
 kilnfiendpotter: Canadians in a half shell! LRR Power?
 GredGredmansson: @withwherewithal nah its Guac and Marshmallow for me
drmabosstiff: TMNT!
 Molator: yay!
 RockPusher: That was some good pizza box rendering
Sealtest: ITS TURTLE TIME
 lochnessseammonster:  
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: COWABUNJGA
 GredGredmansson: 
 NarfBlinko: COWABUNGA!
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 kilnfiendpotter: Cori!! I love your new haircut!
 flatluigi: turtles!
PorpoisesUnknown: TURTLE TIME
  TXC2: Hello LRR
 Strebenherz:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: and as always big cheers to judges, chat judges and mods, they are doing god´s work  
 GhostValv: cowabunga yall
saljik007: I hope i dont miss judgee video
 GredGredmansson: Cowabunga my dudes
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 Kentosaurus: Very cool intro
withwherewithal: @GredGredmansson I am eating literal spicy oatmeal pizza though hehe
 RockPusher: Not teens‽ 
PorpoisesUnknown: KOWABUNGA
 paronomasiac042: tutant meenage neetle teetles!
ipoddodd: Teetle Meetle Neetle Teeetle PPR (tm)
TheMightyGerg: Graham, don't you know? Cam is a Timeless concept.
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 Brozard: Paul does machines 
 flatluigi: seated for the LRRTMNTPPR
 iris_of_ether:  
justmayo_: Actually able to have this on background at work for once
 GredGredmansson: @withwherewithal oh wow impressive yeah i would never eat whatever thing I just said
 RockPusher:  
 GhostValv: plenty of bunga to cowa
 Mangledpixel: 
 MrSarkhan:   
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 Beeff1986: Its Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles time. Ah British censorship causing confusion later in life.
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 kilnfiendpotter: Feel better Kathleen!
  TXC2: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: great job with the intro !
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 Peepee Are!
maclenrac: Yah!
TheMightyGerg: The very same?!
withwherewithal: Feel better and get well soon Kathleen
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 Johnstar12: YAY GO TIME! COWABUNGA MAN!
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  Pharmacistjudge: I wish they could have brought someone like Shivam for this.  I know he would be over the moon to be part of this PPR
aitsu100: where is 122 1/8th
 Hansk_and_Boo: Get well soon, Kathleen. The mutagen has a different effect on everyone.
 feelingfroggo: I'm going to be judging mine at my LGS
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 GredGredmansson: "alright and my rare in the pack is: Ashling's Command?!?!"
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PhuzNutz: !link
 Kentosaurus: Goal is good for Canada! 
 iris_of_ether:   
 NarfBlinko: social site link pls
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 neisan2112: Lets gooooo
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 Mangledpixel: ooh
 RockPusher: They're good play mats - people should get on this!
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 Commodore_Perry_GG: Playmat fort
LathosTiran: @NarfBlinko bottom of the screen
 BlueMechanic: fair
 TruPhantomAngel: I have one of these. it’s a great mat!
  Sarah_Serinde: Kentosaurus Please don't liveblog the Olympics in chat
 RockPusher: 
PorpoisesUnknown: Gerbils?
 NarfBlinko: @LathosTiran I am blind, thank you 
PorpoisesUnknown: I like Gerbils lol
TheMightyGerg: Grrrrrbils
Sealtest: we need that link, I need them
 Kentosaurus: @Sarah_Serinde ok
  TXC2: Judgement time!
 RockPusher: 
maclenrac: JUDGE!
  Pharmacistjudge: darn, no punt counterpunt
TheMightyGerg: Rules
 RockPusher: Judge, how do turtle?
 GredGredmansson:   
PhuzNutz: YAS!! Love these rules videos so mucch
 BrowneePointz: That's a card in the set!
 lochnessseammonster: 
ApplicativeJones: ninja rap!
 GhostValv: 
 GredGredmansson: !card Go Ninja Go
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PorpoisesUnknown: Sneaky Sneak
Mindfire13: Ninjago is a different IP
 BrowneePointz: ah it's not in the bot yet
 Molator: reuse that for startrek later this year
noSmokeFire: judge? my opponent wouldn't cowabunga me
 BrowneePointz: but yes chat Go Ninja Go is a card(and it's pretty good)
 RocknGrohlNerd: TNMT music is all I can hear
 Kata_The_Cat: Why wouldn't they just use ninjutsu?
 ElektroTal: Man, I told james to fly me out so I could nerd out for four hours but I never heard back, lol
 TruPhantomAngel: where is my vanilla ice card WotC?
ipoddodd: @Kata_The_Cat this is ninjutsu but also on spells
 LRRMTG_Judge: or battle. 
 BrowneePointz: @Kata_The_Cat it's cast not a trigger, and can be done on spells
 MehallD: @Kata_The_Cat This is a cast, so interacts with Commander tax well, and also it works on non-creatures
  cyrix240: just got here did i miss anything other than rules vid?
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz its a Boros card that blinks one of your guys and/or deals damage to a creature based on your greatest power
PhuzNutz: @TruPhantomAngel Are you a Fed?
LidofLoathing: @cyrix240 nope!
ChaoticObserver: Cyrix- nope
 Kata_The_Cat: Okay, fair point.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 GhostValv: 
 Hansk_and_Boo: ha!
  TXC2: good edit
  cyrix240: thanks
 GredGredmansson: It's Revolt.  It's literally just Revolt.
 CypherRaze: LOL
 ElektroTal: @Kata_The_Cat Sneak allows more than just creatures, and ninjutsu has a lot of rules trickery they wanted to clean up
 RocknGrohlNerd: sha sha sha Nelly
 CypherRaze: That was a great edit
 GredGredmansson: multiverse*
maclenrac: OOOOOooooze
 RocknGrohlNerd: disappear half of a revolt?
 BrowneePointz: @ElektroTal I'm glad to see you here in chat to be a beacon of joy for the set. I feel like I've been a lone warrior in my happiness about this set
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 LRRMTG_Judge: Sneak is still *casting* the spell.  so you do pay commander tax on the sneak cost.
forpush: u must say cowabunga to your opponent at the end of your turn or else you get a game loss
 GredGredmansson: if by "superpowers" you mean "turn them into monstrosities" then sure
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd or void
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 flatluigi: importantly, sneak is a casting cost and ninjitsu is an ability, so you can counter spells being cast with sneak
 lamina5432: oh neat didn't know we got a new token
PhuzNutz: ooooo, that's a cool token.
ipoddodd: @forpush each turn? Or just the first?
 CypherRaze: @GredGredmansson You're telling me a turtle that can dual wield katanas isn't superpowered?
 falcn120: Love my +1/+1 counters
coachNelly: I’m a TMNT fan too! there are dozens of us 🏆
 GredGredmansson: @lamina5432 its maps but without the looking at your deck and you always get the counter
forpush: @ipoddodd every turn of course
 GredGredmansson: @CypherRaze nah leo's just built different
Sealtest: but they're tasty
 BrowneePointz: Hell yea Nelly! remaining Based as always
 wordnerdify: they are tasty looking cards
  TheWormbo: Don't eat the DELICIOUS cards!
 trident042: But the cards are so delicious?
 RockPusher: You can't tell me what to do Nelly 
 GredGredmansson: please don't eat the delicious cards
 GhostValv: but...
 Hansk_and_Boo: A changeling is NOT a food, no matter how hard you try.
 LSRubin: "don't eat the cards" is evergreen advice that we all need to hear once in a while
 TruPhantomAngel: so happy food is back!
KarimAwad: The cheese... so gross... why is it so gross?!?!
EvilBadman: @coachNelly shell yeah
 red_shoes_jeff: PARTAAAAY!
 Mangledpixel: however, if you use a slice of actual pizza to represent a food token, you CAN eat that
 flatluigi: @KarimAwad the turtles are gross :v
ipoddodd: can party dude be a class in 5E?
 RockPusher: gotta get your daily dose of cardboard and macroplastics
Selinye: Can't eat dice? Can't eat cards? Why are you taking away all my fun?!
 GredGredmansson: honestly I'm only like "half" a Turtles fan, but from what I've seen my half has gotten a shockingly high amount of representation in this set
Sealtest: is it considered a game loss if you eat one of the cards since it never enters the graveyard?
 falcn120: I get they work mechanically for the set, but I hate the names of these class cards
 BrowneePointz: yea there's a LOT of the IDW comics in Magic's take on the Turtles
TheMightyGerg: We will forever live in the shadow of the Hurloon Wrangler.
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 ponbern: Cowabunga Planeswalkers
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 BrowneePointz: and the IDW TMNT comics are REALLY good
 trident042: I'm definitely getting several piles of each Class in this set so I can make all my commanders be Does Machines
  TXC2: Hansk_and_Boo (laughs in Ygra)
IaCthulhuFthagn: @GredGredmansson Something something half shell something.
LidofLoathing: I haven't really read the comics, but the cards are making me want to
 RocknGrohlNerd: Cool but rude, straight into Captain Howler/monument to endurance deck
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz not even that, I'm mostly a fan of '03 and '12.
ZePinkOne: lets goooo!
ZePinkOne: so glad i got to see them live
 BrowneePointz: I didn't watch the '12 cuz I'd aged out a bit for that take on it @GredGredmansson
 mastershake29x: I love that REL-AXED is forever a thing
 ElektroTal: I am so hype for this set
 Hansk_and_Boo: @TXC2 Oh yean, I meant, unless you're a big cat.
 BrowneePointz: but Rise of the TMNT slapped, and I liked the 03 and OG
 falcn120: Also thanks Nelly and Serge, love the judge vids so much
 Redbassist: 
 Mangledpixel: 🖖
 flatluigi: yaaay prerecords
PhuzNutz: Live long and pizza
 shendaras: 
PorpoisesUnknown: Thank you NERGE or SELSON
 trident042: It'll be nice to have Turtle Hands reprint into a set later this year - Star Trek
 GredGredmansson: oh wow 10 people
Waterscorpion: Nice!!
 4AMDonuts: woo
  TXC2: LRR big
kenny_roberts84: Nerge LOL
 Bruceski: future PPRs confirmed
 BrowneePointz: but yea chat, if you are a comics person, definitely check out the IDW TMNT comics. they're really good
 lamina5432: they are fun
  Sarah_Serinde: good throw Graham 
 RocknGrohlNerd: my bungas have never been so cowed in my life, my dudes
 flatluigi: 
zigboy22: yeeeeeeee
 GredGredmansson: ok time for me to nerd out over references
 raulghoulia: I do enjoy these and am glad they are returning
ipoddodd: Something I'vew never understood: Is RELaxed an official term, or is it a LRRism?
 GamerCat88: Kkonabunga!
PorpoisesUnknown: Mikey 
TheMightyGerg: Leo, here.
 wordnerdify: other turtles are available
PhuzNutz: a Snerge cameo on a rules video would be hilarious.
 niccus: cow'ed bungas
 BlueMechanic: other turtles are available
  TXC2: other Turtles are aviliable
EvilBadman: @GamerCat88 delightfully cursed
 BrowneePointz: @ipoddodd Comp REL is a magic term, RELaxed is a lrrism
rand0mtask_: MTG nerds associating with Donatello is on brand.
 trident042: The answer is no
 RockPusher: hahahah
 Molator: i am a donatello
 GredGredmansson: @ipoddodd LRR ism, "REL" i think is like "Rules Explanation Level" or something
 Mr_Bitterness: I'm a Leo guy. He has two swords! Its by far the best weapon!
 LRRMTG_Judge: @ipoddodd It's not an official term. It's a LRR thing I believe - Natedogg
 GamerCat88: @EvilBadman hehe thanks
 Julian_Rogue: Serge and Nelly better do the same hand signs at the star trek PPR 👀👀👀 kappa
 GredGredmansson: YEAAAH SLASH
pipshardfour: I REALLY like the live deck builds. Will miss if those don’t return
   LoadingReadyRun: @ipoddodd not an official term 
 GredGredmansson: and it's the 2012 Slash!
 RocknGrohlNerd: also Graham : other turtles are available
 LSRubin: i always loved Donatello, but when i was 5 and we played Turtles on the playground, i always had to be Leonardo because my name is Lenny 
 BrowneePointz: Slash! the 5.5th turtle!
kamkazi: Purphoros Turtle 
 RockPusher: I don't think they would maliciously litter, but they *are* teenagers 
  TXC2: REL = rules enforcment level
 GamerCat88: big turtle energy
 Brozard: heck yeah Mikey
 BrowneePointz: I like all the Turts, but I was a Mikey/Donnie fan growing up
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 martypunker: turt
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 ElektroTal: Raphael main since 1987 baybee
PorpoisesUnknown: MIKEY 
 flatluigi: blue pizza....
 BrowneePointz: and after the comics i'm a Jennika stan
 freshmaker__: not again!
 GredGredmansson: Doubling Turtle
 BrowneePointz: Jennika is RAD
 Commodore_Perry_GG: plus one plus one plus one
 Dog_of_Myth: It happened again
rand0mtask_: Plus one plus one plus one....
forpush: no lorwyn cards?
 Voidhawk42: +!/+1/+1/+1...
flouncy_magooo: If Raphael is the Nightwatcher, who's the Zeta turtle?
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh no, plus one plus one
 LRRMTG_Judge: Evening all. Judge BlackRose reporting for duty!
 iris_of_ether: I liked Mikey as a kiddo, haha
 GasCityGaming: o7
zigboy22: hello!
 Lord_Hosk: 7 is a lot
  TXC2: WotC needs to stop with that kind of effect 
 GredGredmansson: Love Leatherhead
 BrowneePointz: We Stan a big Aussie Lady
 flatluigi: leatherhead!!
PorpoisesUnknown: ?/
 lochnessseammonster: damn i'm gonna like this set 
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hello Judge BLackRose
 TalpTheScot: ben is wrong
 RockPusher:  chat judges
 lochnessseammonster: let's goooo 
 iris_of_ether: 
 GredGredmansson: Baked Into A Pizza Pie
Xed_Regulus: I want an Ooze-y spindown! Guess I'm going to the Prerelease
 mastershake29x: @forpush funny enough, you might get lorwyn cards at your PR, LGS can hand out promo packs as a make-good for the last set issue
 BrowneePointz: and yes chat in the set's take on the Turtles Leatherhead is a woman
PorpoisesUnknown: Stop the cap Ben
ipoddodd: that pizza commits MURDER?
 lochnessseammonster: i would try that
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz based on the Mutant Mayhem version
 flatluigi: baked into a pizza pie
 LSRubin: FULL-ON FISH! FULL-ON FISH!
EvilBadman: Watching TMNT film from 1989 now converted me to the church of Raph
 RockPusher: Kathleen not wrong
withwherewithal: You could totally do that anchovy pizza
 CaptainSpam: Tuna (whole) and banana
  Pharmacistjudge: Ben...who publically tapped out to califlower crust pizza with nacho cheese.
 TalpTheScot: the pickles are the problem?!
forpush: @mastershake29x we didn't have the error in ireland i was just having a laugh 
TriforceDrummer: The pack openings are great just for everyone's different opinions and stories of the same card 
 GredGredmansson: I kinda want that for my Vastra/Jenny deck
  TheWormbo: not sure how I feel about that pizza being black-colored
 lochnessseammonster: pickles on pizza is goated
 trident042: I'm here for Pizza Opinions Zone
 RocknGrohlNerd: fish pizza a fizza? is that anything?
 falcn120: Pretty sure I've had pickles on a pizza before. I forget with what else.
 flatluigi: OMNICHEESE
PorpoisesUnknown: Omni-CHEESE
 ElektroTal: Anchovies and banana fermented together make Indonesian style fish sauce
  TXC2: I have never been happier to have never had a Pizza in my life before 
 GamerCat88: hmmm Live Lrr ep trying Magic Card food aka mostly just these Pizzas
 Molator: also those are avacados not guac
 red_shoes_jeff: OMNICHEESE
 BrowneePointz: that Rat
  Pharmacistjudge: I am very sad there is no white pizza
LidofLoathing: wait, there's a pizza cycle?
 GredGredmansson: Maro clues: "A mono Red card that can gain you life."
 RocknGrohlNerd: the rat so spicy
 Voidhawk42: These are not pizzas, these are war crimes
 bytecaster: That Pizza is well charred
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @LidofLoathing It is TMNT
 BrowneePointz: also chat the Rat token for this set is incredible and I hope they show it off
Vampyre_Lord: @Molator thank you! people thought i was crazy!
 GredGredmansson: the Ur-Pizza
 flatluigi: oh no pizza mutant
forpush: turtles love ice cream pizza
 Mr_Bitterness: Pizza the Hutt!
LidofLoathing: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters true
 bytecaster: Finally more cards for Serge's food deck
 RocknGrohlNerd: PizzaMacPizzaFace ?
 BrowneePointz: Bebop and Rocksteady, they were Roommates 
 GamerCat88: @BrowneePointz hehe an they were roomates
 RocknGrohlNerd: @BrowneePointz and I love em
 BrowneePointz: also fwiw, the Bay Turtles movies were...kinda eh? but Bebop and Rocksteady were PERFECT
Vampyre_Lord: only feet
 RockPusher: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: KICKER
 iris_of_ether:   
 LSRubin: "commander players are gonna love this" seems like the thing people say when a card is stupid 
 GredGredmansson: IDW Venus
forpush: too many foot cards every set now
 GredGredmansson: the fixed one
  TXC2: LSRubin and they're right
 niccus: you cant just call someone a fungusaur
 BrowneePointz: Chat Last Ronin is an incredible comic, definitely recommend it
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh yeah, Last Ronin is a hell of a storyline
 GredGredmansson: no one spoil which turtle is the Last Ronin
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cool, the Last Ronin is in here
 flatluigi: holy shit ben
 bytecaster: It's Krang!
 LSRubin: @TXC2 i mean... sometimes? sometimes stupid cards are pretty stupid in commander too...
 flatluigi: please run that
 DiscordianTokkan: Shredder got him the body!
Vampyre_Lord: venus was my first 5th turtle in the live action movie
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @GredGredmansson Probably not Venus
3schr: So that's what Bens been talking about
 trident042: OH heck yeah do it Ben
 Strebenherz:  
forpush: krang is gonna go so hard in my graaz deck
Kid_Amn:  big bois
 INCSlayer: Nelson pronouncing it correctly awesome
 CastleOtranto: How hard could getting to 9 mana be in limited?
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PorpoisesUnknown: 9 mana is the new 7 mana in limited lmfao
 RocknGrohlNerd: a twoberg
 CypherRaze: that pizza has jelly beans on it
  TXC2: now here's a card I need for Brawl
kamkazi:  hot Demon Alert
 flatluigi: i feel like madame null might be real powerful for sneak
 GredGredmansson: i actually don't know who she is
 trident042: Madame Null is like, the only character I haven't recognized in the set
PhuzNutz: Alright everyone, this is exactly why I always have a few pizzas in the freezer. So rewarded today. Thanks past me!
 BrowneePointz: holy crap that art
  Graham_LRR: Krang isn’t what Ben was stoked about
 GredGredmansson: YES
  TXC2: how many extra vowles did Ben add to Ronin there? 
PorpoisesUnknown: Dream Beavers!!
 GredGredmansson: THEY'RE FROM THE 2012 SERIES
 RocknGrohlNerd: @PhuzNutz great job ! enjoy your pizza
 RockPusher: ♫ Dream Beavers! ♫
 Bruceski: I believe they can get me through the niiiiight
 Mr_Bitterness: Beaver Nightmares also happen in FFXIV
 DiscordianTokkan: WoAAAH Dream Beaaavers
  TXC2: GredGredmansson easy on the allcaps please
 GredGredmansson: They are voiced by Freddy Krueger and the Cryptkeeper
forpush: IDW character i believe
 flatluigi: dream beavers, wider than the nile
PorpoisesUnknown: Love the art
EvilBadman: They're BABIES
 BrowneePointz: Sneak Punisher!
 NonjaBiru: Oh it's Ben and Adam as cards
  TXC2: NEED that menace card then
 GredGredmansson: Mirage April
 flatluigi: hell yeah
 DiscordianTokkan: The OG April!
 iris_of_ether: Ooooh
 BrowneePointz: the Bonus Sheet cards are SO good
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Damn
 Decaped: an afroback
 GredGredmansson: Hi Karai
 trident042: That Path is so goated
 Molator: i remember that hair
 INCSlayer: i havent seen that April in ages
 RocknGrohlNerd: the path is so sweet
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PhuzNutz: Woah, that's a cool Path
 flatluigi: ninja teen is a very strong looking card
forpush: i  need that new arcbound ravager from the bonus sheet it looks so dope
Vampyre_Lord: ninja teen is so high on my hype list. goes perfect in syr konrad
 BrowneePointz: i'm a bit biased but I LOVE Eastman and Laird's art
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I love them representing a bunch of different versions of TMNT
 RockPusher:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: and it might be not in 240p resolution (the path)
 BrowneePointz: OH NO
 GhostValv: D:
 DiscordianTokkan: yooooo
 Molator: ohhhh
 LSRubin: LET'S GOOOOOO
 feelingfroggo: OH NO
 flatluigi: ahahaha ben
PhuzNutz: @RocknGrohlNerd LULZ
MWGNZ:    
PorpoisesUnknown: GGs
 Mr_Bitterness: Jitte in limited
 falcn120: Woha!
zigboy22: huh
 foolish_s4mwise: 
zigboy22: oh
 GamerCat88: poggies
ipoddodd: disaster has fallen upon the ppr
  TXC2: so Ben wins today 
 ElektroTal: Jitte is the best limited card of all time
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: oh no
 neisan2112: Woooahah I hadnt seen the Jitte!!!
 Voidhawk42: Everyone run all your artifact destruction
 Strebenherz:  
 trident042: It is, Kathleen
PorpoisesUnknown: Kathleen is very Kraaang
 Kata_The_Cat: Well, Ben wins this sealed probably!
 Molator: how does ben not win everything
  Graham_LRR: The comic art cards are all a really nice print resolution, yes.
NotEvenDavid: well benben's winning every game tonight
 LSRubin: it's Dimir Etali!
 GredGredmansson: 
Volus_dude: i bet the raphs jitte will find its way to camerons paw
  TXC2: I wont
Donutholez: Jitte in a limited format...
NotEvenDavid: that is, if he draws the jitte 
 flatluigi: did you pull the dominik mayer robot token graham?
 Kata_The_Cat: Though - his big bois aren't going to work as well with Jitte as a bunch of little guys.
 BrowneePointz: @Graham_LRR I was chattin with folks on the discord, I think it also helps that the Comic Cover color saturation/contrast works REALLY well with the text
 flatluigi: i'd love to see how it looks irl
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 trident042: The true Sealed experience
 bytecaster: That pool is already getting in Bens head
 pipshardfour: when my husband and I play TMNT with my son I'm always Super Krang, so I would take it as a good sign Kathleen
Vampyre_Lord: ben playing golgari draws only islands
ArtOfStuttering: Great pool! Excited for Ben's 0-3 
 TalpTheScot: @BrowneePointz its almost like it helps when the picture is designed to have text on them like in comics
 BrowneePointz: @TalpTheScot well the Marvel ones also were but some of them still didn't look great
 GredGredmansson: thanks me
EvilBadman: that;s not he!
 GredGredmansson:   
 MAPBoardgames: Round 1... FIGHT!
 BrowneePointz: Eastman & Lairds Coloring style is really bold and helps the text pop @TalpTheScot
 GredGredmansson: Big Apple: 3 AM!
 TalpTheScot: @BrowneePointz true!
TheMightyGerg: 8bit drum rip GO
@michaelmyers1928: we've got a North 100 set reviews
@Hemophiliac: He has a new game coming out soon, he's been super excited for.
@ShadowboyTyler: What's up party people?
@animationfan007: T -5
@michaelmyers1928: wooo hooo
@DapperCthulhu03: I’m so pumped for this set I love TMNT as a kid but I haven’t played magic in like 12 years so it’s gonna be cool to see how this goes.
@BlueDragonGames2000: I haven't been this excited for TMNT content since the original TV airing of the Turtles Forever movie
@michaelmyers1928: I hate that I won't be able to watch it all cause of work
@FlickerWhisper: Amazing intro
@dewrules235: I’m curious why guests have become so rare
@michaelmyers1928: good job featherweight!!
@Hemophiliac: Get well soon
  @jongrayson3688: Sorry I'm late! What did I miss?
@DjGameKing: Just some intro stuffs
@DjGameKing: Kathleen not here since she wasn't feeling well
@Personguy0: dang i thought there was going to be another season when he brought up friday nights
  @jongrayson3688: Cool. Hey, got some trivia for you. Does anyone know the ORIGINAL origin of the Shredder? Hint: it was in TMNT (1984) #1
@Reach_W celebrates 26 months of membership: Looking forward to the new FBB set, TMHT.
@Hemophiliac: Disgruntled office paper shredder?
@BlueDragonGames2000: sooopo
@WhisperingWinds0: Sneak.... so... nunjitsu?
@BlueDragonGames2000: sneak is basically ninjutsu?
@basilhunter8402: except you can't do it after damage like you can with ninjistsu
  @Reach_W: less flexible than ninjutsu and it's actually casting rather than activating an ability.
@Hemophiliac: It's also present on card types other than creature.
@DjGameKing: Yeah, "fixed" ninjutsu. Now a cast, so it works from the command zone, but also counterspelled and only during the declare blockers step after blockers have been declared
  @jongrayson3688: 😂😂😂😂
@pharmacistjudge: having to pay commander tax on sneak makes it way more balanced.
@BlueDragonGames2000: that's pretty neat, honestly, a more future proof version of ninjutsu that's more interactable is nice
@ironpage: I wish Ninjutsu was in the creatures. Don’t mind Sneak on noncreatures, that seems pretty neat.
  @jongrayson3688: never played anything with ninjistu, so this is new for me
@ironpage: “Fixing” ninjutsu on a set where Ninja is part of the set name really bugs me
@el_zinga: Spock is a ninja turtle all along?
@pharmacistjudge: wow a throw backwards
@BlueDragonGames2000: I get it, but I do like that sneak, being a more generic sounding keyword, can be used a lot more broadly in future sets, so rogues and assassins are probably going to get way better in the future
@Grimlocksmith: Nice! Pack opening! Does this mean no live deck build?
  @deworde: @ironpage They did have both in for a while, apparently it just didn't work that well. And having an activated ability from hand is kind of a thing.
  @deworde: WEIRDNESS TO ELEVEN
  @Reach_W: That many plus one plus ones plus one more plus one
@Brainstorm_brews: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
@JolynVilla: Love that these videos are back!
  @Reach_W: golden egg functional reprint let's goooooo
@BlueDragonGames2000: well, the foods are on theme to the weird pizzas from the 80's cartoon, at least, and the other later series
@BlueDragonGames2000: they really printed a 7/5 for 3 in golgari, and then gave it a forced sacrifice ability in a color combo that loves that?
@DjGameKing: Okay, between Mikey Weirdness to 11 and The Last Ronin's Technique, Graham has my favorite pool already
  @deworde: KRAAAANG
  @jongrayson3688: Ben, you lucky bastard!
  @deworde: Shredder! My bawrdy!
  @deworde: Can anyone tell me what the Last Ronin storyline was?
@ironpage: I think it was Raphael being the last surviving Turtle and going on a rampage?
@Magiclander783: basically a future AU where there is only one turtle left, and they go up against the grandson of shredder. Excellent story, highly reccommend
@DjGameKing: Very much TL;DR: 20 years in the future, the Foot Clan breaks the truce between them and the TMNT. All but 1 turtle dies and that 1 turtle goes to get revenge
@DjGameKing: Absolutely fantastic story. That first issue is fantastic
@MrInvisibleJ: I'm pretty sure it's a bit of mystery which turtle survives, functionally its a new character though
@pharmacistjudge: oh no
  @Reach_W: wait what
@Hemophiliac: OMG Jitte!
  @deworde: Looking it up on wikipedia, it is spoiled which turtle it was.
@michaelmyers1928: hell yeah!!!
@PanicAttackForReal: Mikey is the last surviving brother, having all his brother's and Splinter killed fighting the Foot. He is haunted by the spirits of his brothers (Hence the spirit tokens.
@DaisyRamlih: The comic does essentially reveal whomst, but not spoiling that here
@BlueDragonGames2000: THEY REPRINTED UMEZAWA'S JITEI!?!?!?
@DjGameKing: Yeah, it isn't a huge spoiler. It gets revealed at the end of the first issue
@ironpage: On a draftable set
@ShutUpDoug: 6 7
@igyl2867: jitte??????
  @deworde: @DjGameKing Yeah, feels like "a surprise ending for the first issue"
  @Simriel: We being good during Teetle Meetle Neetle Teetle?
@ironpage: Also, not a fan of the bonus sheet art. Like the art being from the comics but as Magic cards? Meh.
@DaisyRamlih: Not Raph's Sai? Weird
  @deworde: I mean, ngl, I need to save money atm, but this set does look pretty sweet.
@ironpage: Not as bad as Avatars though
@pharmacistjudge: Thanks He
@ShutUpDoug: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
  @deworde: @DaisyRamlih There's an *article* solely devoted to "why not a sai"
 mastershake29x: this overlay ROCKS
  TXC2: the Majexsic Moutiain go
 geekydad123: I'm thinking a lot of players were down on the set for being a weird IP, but the actual card mechanics are going to make for some interesting gameplay.
 Sogheim: enjoying the turtle font
EvilBadman: Great job as always Paul
 Travilogue: Once again, excellent work on the life total visuals
 GamerCat88: overlay is epic
  TXC2: *majestic
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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 Carlioo: how well does the mutants work in my jenova deck
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 GredGredmansson: I think this April is from one of the movies?
 BrowneePointz: 08 reference I think?
maclenrac: Go ninja
 Voidhawk42: Oh, this overlay! Paul, you have outdone yourself
meddlingmage_: wheres the vanilla ice card
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@dreliamdoggolordeternal9589: what round is it?
@DaisyRamlih: @deworde Excellent
@ironpage: 1st match
@dreliamdoggolordeternal9589: leet
@dreliamdoggolordeternal9589: deck names on point
meddlingmage_: yeah this overlay rocks
 flatluigi: !card go ninja go
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Good work on the overlay, Paul.
PorpoisesUnknown: Vigilant April
rand0mtask_: Common legendaries are sad times
 BrowneePointz: Paul this overlay slaps
 RocknGrohlNerd: more like Inventor´s unfair, am I right chat?
 GredGredmansson: tag team april
 J_Rey15: Usually May comes after April
 GamerCat88: is double April just May...
bobAkirafett: oh beans, i knew something was happening today
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
Vampyre_Lord: common legends. gotta accept it
 GredGredmansson: oh so this is a friendly sparring sesson then
 Brozard: LEONARDO IS WATCHING YOU
 ElektroTal: He can make it on his own
 EnglishGrinn: Wait is Ninjitsu just Sneak forever now?
 LRRMTG_Judge: big piece of advice,  if you plan to cast a spell targeting an attacking creature, make sure you do that *before* you declare blocks.
  TXC2: Brozard easy on the allcaps please
 GredGredmansson: probably
 GredGredmansson: like the SL Captain America
Chartle: it's species job
 geekydad123: I'm going to look at making a Jenova deck with all the mutants in this set.
 Brozard: @TXC2 sorry
n0tboy_: [descriptor] [species] [job]
 Carlioo: I can't believe teenage isn't a creature type
  TXC2: EnglishGrinn they are different, but I doubt we ever see ninjutsu again
 LSRubin: i am glad they did not try to make "teenage" a creature type
 BrowneePointz: honestly looking at the whole set, this set feels like Capenna and Kamigawa had a baby with just a dash of Unfinity
 GredGredmansson: Mutant is in the middle
 niccus: part-time mutant
 GredGredmansson: like we have a Crab Mutant Soldier
meddlingmage_: freakin awesome
   Anubis169: 
Chartle: it'd be mutant turtle ninja
 TalpTheScot: this is bullying cori
  LRRbot: Raphael, Most Attitude [3R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/3] | Menace / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library. / Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.
Jmag00: I just tried to rewind like I was on yt lol
 EnglishGrinn: Oh I see, Sneak is more dependent on timing - right? Ninjitsu is any time after blockers?
   Anubis169: 
 GamerCat88: angy turt
 DarkMorford: Raphael is cool but rude!
 BrowneePointz: @EnglishGrinn also is a cast, which allows spells/noncreatures
zigboy22: @Jmag00 if your subed you can do that
  TXC2: EnglishGrinn yeap
 GredGredmansson: @EnglishGrinn sneak is a casting cost, ninjutsu is an ability
 DiscordianTokkan: Play, so lands don't get hosed
3schr: Gotta shout out Paul again for another amazing layout on the screen. Every detail is well done.
 GredGredmansson: one card, but ANY of the cards exiled.  Not one that turn necessarily.
   LoadingReadyRun: @3schr thanks!
 BrowneePointz: oh yea and not "that turn"
 Bruceski: @EnglishGrinn Yeah. Most of the time Ninjutsu wanted to be where Sneak is forced to be, but there were shenanigans.
 GredGredmansson: cool, but rude
hat_hair: A lot of cards that do that normally put a counter on the exiled cards
TheMightyGerg: Looking at this set and wondering just how good Jenova is going to get as a machine piece.
  TXC2: "what'd you call me?"
 trident042: @3schr I hope the victory pips are either VERY tiny pizzas, or manhole covers
 LRRMTG_Judge: We do have a few Turtle Ninjas already. I'm also not sure where Mutant would fall without more research - Natedogg
   Anubis169: : 🐿️
 RocknGrohlNerd: electric tomato?
 RockPusher: I should buy some ointment for my Squirrelanoids
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 ElektroTal: Don't touch the squirrelanoids was my favorite 80s b movie
 GredGredmansson: @LRRMTG_Judge this set features a Crab Mutant Soldier and a Frog Mutant Rebel, so in the middle?
  LRRbot: Dimensional Exile [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
 BrowneePointz: So a lot of this seems based on the Mutant Town arc in the IDW comics, which kicked off with a Mutagen Bomb detonating and turning a large portion of NYC into Mutants, which is then cordoned/quarantined off!
Garbage_Collectr: ossification
 GredGredmansson: Ossification
 iris_of_ether: I think I'm remembering just how much of my grade school years I was watching the TV show 
 CrossXhunteR: it’s strictly worse ossification
 Obos_TAB: like ossification
 GredGredmansson: but can't hit artifacts or walekrs
ipoddodd: ossification has never looked so turtle
 GasCityGaming: chained to the rocks, but any land
 GasCityGaming: basic land*
TheMightyGerg: Benthic Biomancer show templating of Merfolk Wizard Mutant.
rand0mtask_: The creature is taking a nice peaceful stroll through the plains
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 theymerLoviatar: teenage meetant neetle teetles
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   LoadingReadyRun: or Chained to a Rock but any land?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I'm not a big fan of the chained to the rock type enchantmen t removal
  LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
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  LRRbot: Triceraton Commander [XXWW] | Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, Dinosaurs you control other than this creature get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn. / When this creature enters, create X 2/2 white Dinosaur Soldier creature tokens.
 GamerCat88: did that snake have hands... i have questions
 Bruceski: @GasCityGaming Banished to the Sewers
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Mainly cause they're auras and I can't reanimate them with Anikthea
  TXC2: Null group somehow not a net runner card 
 GredGredmansson: for the Republic!
 Robot_Bones: Me, When customs asks if I have anything to declare: No Blockers
thegeardude: Lovely Art for that big boy
ipoddodd: please note the card named ____ commander cannot be your commander
 Molator: wait it cant be your commander?
 GredGredmansson: "friends"
EvilBadman: @Robot_Bones Coming back from Legoland, "I declare blocks"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Obos_TAB: @Molator the lament of seige-gang commander
 GredGredmansson: attracted the attention of an army of dinosaur people, the us'
meddlingmage_: oh, that dinosaur is kinda a deep cut?
 MehallD: This joins 18 other cards called Commnader that are not Commanders
 GredGredmansson: @meddlingmage_ Triceratons have appeared in a couple of continuities
Garbage_Collectr: Those EoE lands are so beautiful
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Molator not many people know, but Minsc and Boo can be your commander as well !
 BrowneePointz: Not really. The Triceratons have shown up in pretty much every iteration @meddlingmage_
 MehallD: (Granted that includes Commander's Sphere)
 Decaped: flying dinosaurs? Someone's going to jail for that
@ironpage: Bets on Wheeler having a WuTang related name?
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
  @deworde: @DaisyRamlih There's basically two reasons: 1) There's a whole thing about Okinawan weapons and not Japanese weapons around the sai vs the jitte
 @LRRbot: Raphael, Most Attitude [3R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/3] | Menace / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library. / Whenever…
@iSmartMan1: What does the official pronunciation guide say about "jitte"?
@KingOfDoma: It'd probably be Turtle Mutant Ninja. In any event, throws off the flow and changing it doesn't really break any rules
@ironpage: So in universe it would have been “turtle mutant ninja”
  @deworde: @DaisyRamlih 2) "The jitte and sai serve similar combat roles, but the jitte is more traditionally Japanese and hence a weapon Splinter would be more familiar with."
@ironpage: Sounds Simic dude hanging out in Kamigawa
@chaotic_good_ferret: Canada just won our hockey match in the Olympics
@jerryjeffhaining9527: its a world of creatures created by the simic
 @LRRbot: Dimensional Exile [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
@tron1686: I’ve been sick in bed the last 2 days and have been watching nothing but old PPR videos.
@ironpage: Oh another one of these
 @LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a c…
 @LRRbot: Triceraton Commander [XXWW] | Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, Dinosaurs you control other than this creature get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn. …
@ironpage: What was the name of the last Chained to the Rocks variant in Standard?
@dylansabin9828: Ossification
@ironpage: Yes thanks
EvilBadman: Dinosaur Soldier, Horns like Rhino 🎶
 BrowneePointz: Sometimes they're their own Race, sometimes they were an Clone Slave race to the Utroms
 bytecaster: Are you enjoying it then, G, if it is the best way to do first strike?
hat_hair: Triceratons first appeared in like issue 4 or something, TMNT got real weird real fast
  LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
   Anubis169:  
 Molator: cori is doing some powerful magic
meddlingmage_: nah nvm theyve been there for ages. shows what i know!
  LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 GredGredmansson: they do be pointing
 TalpTheScot: game 2?
Garbage_Collectr: Just them for powerful magic!
  TXC2: hat_hair the core premise is kinda weird lets be honest
EvilBadman: Ah, point squad
 CypherRaze: Cori's sealed pool is wild
 GredGredmansson: "Hey, you better not be hiding any Triceratons buster"
 flatluigi: can we get graham a bonus game
 bytecaster: Oh no
 Kata_The_Cat: Are they called Point Squad because that one guy is pointing?
 BrowneePointz: also sorry if i'm just rambling on Turtle facts. I kinda realized as the set was coming out I was at the perfect age to get hit by nearly adaptation of the Turtles growing up
   Anubis169: LOL
 Tom_Bruise: So it would seem that Graham's experimental "no lands, no blocks" strategy is backfiring somewhat...
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
maclenrac: Graham's getting Magic'd
0gl1tch0: Did Wizarrds provide y'all with the official TMNT fonts or did your graphics department create them?
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz No worries keep rambling
 pipshardfour: I liked the way Graham said Board
 Strebenherz: Also I think g is getting bullied
meddlingmage_: these turtle facts are a welcome addition to my collection
thegeardude: @Tom_Bruise Bold move Tom, Lets see if it pays off for him
 flatluigi: depending on how game 2 goes i vote a third game
 flatluigi: i think the verdict was just that the line break would've made it misleading
  TXC2: "Dinosaurs you control other than this creature get"
 BrowneePointz: yea it might have been a consideration for formatting
 GasCityGaming: if you make a copy non lengendary?
 Jethrain: is it just to make clear that it's not "dinosaurs other than the ones this created"?
 Kata_The_Cat: Artifact Vehicles?
EvilBadman: Dinotopia set when
 djalternative: form of the dinosaur still exists
 Kata_The_Cat: That are dinosaurs?
Garbage_Collectr: I heard star trek will have dinosaur spaceships
JaymicUnyielding: Kindred?
 GredGredmansson: dinobanasours.
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 Strebenherz: Autobots
 GredGredmansson: @Garbage_Collectr but will it have Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
 flatluigi: !card dinosaurs on a spaceship
  LRRbot: Dinosaurs on a Spaceship [4RW] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/7] | Vigilance, trample / Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and trample. / Suspend 4—{3}{R}{W} / Whenever a time counter is removed from this card while it's exiled, create a 2/2 red and white Dinosaur creature token with flying and haste.
  LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
 djalternative: cori could be the dinosaur
Volus_dude: dino commander might be decent with roaming throne
 GredGredmansson: mousers!
 RockPusher: Robut!
 flatluigi: thank you dominik mayer
 DarkMorford: Mouser!
 GredGredmansson: Dominik Meyer DOES.  NOT.  MISS.
 LRRMTG_Judge: It's not frequent templating, but it's appeared on cards like Thundering Raiju and Grim Gigantosaurs - Natedogg
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Real work of art by Baxter Stockman
 djalternative: !card form of the dinosaur
  LRRbot: Form of the Dinosaur [4RR] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, your life total becomes 15. / At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 15 damage to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to you.
ipoddodd: HOO HA
 BrowneePointz: and she's holding a Screwloose plushie!
 Sogheim: the Myr always reminded me of the Mousers but without the giant jaws
 CypherRaze: Hi, level 22 judge here. It works that way, because it does. Thank you.
 GredGredmansson: Fun fact: this version of Wingnut is also female, based on the one in the Mutant Mayhem movie
 trident042: @Sogheim Same!  I've tapped mousers for mana for years.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Robot Block
  LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
forpush: @Sogheim giving the arcbound ravager a mouser art for this set was genius for this honestly since they love to eat metal
 MyrddintheWizard: Same Cameron 
 Commodore_Perry_GG: lol
meddlingmage_: CINEMA
 razorswift: poof
 Dog_of_Myth: 
GeekyCraftz: heheh
 GasCityGaming: omg YAS!
 bytecaster: Excellent!
 Kentosaurus: excellent work
 RockPusher: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: YEAS
  TXC2: wonderful
anhakha: A
 Jethrain: AMAZING
MWGNZ:  
Waterscorpion: Lol
Vampyre_Lord: heck yeah!
 Commodore_Perry_GG: poof
 flatluigi: thank you paul
anhakha: Mazing
 TalpTheScot: incredible
 shendaras: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: lets gooo Paul
DarthRagnar815: Paul is a wizard.
 MrSarkhan:   
 fracassio: Thanks, Paul!
 CypherRaze: omg that is amazing
 feelingfroggo: perfect
Garbage_Collectr: excellent
 trident042: SHUT UP that is too cool
Wolfstrike_NL: Let's go paul
 theymerLoviatar:   
 DarkMorford: Well done, Paul!
maclenrac: smoke bomb
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: GOAT
 falcn120: Paul you are amazing!
thegeardude: YAY
 Voidhawk42: PAUL  
  TXC2: all praise Paul
3schr: Wow, Paul!
 RockPusher: Very good Paul 
 MrSarkhan:   
 CypherRaze: Paul is an actual wizard, confirmed.
Waterscorpion: Give Paul a raise!
 Strebenherz: Niiice Paul
thegeardude: Thank you Paul!
Sealtest: Ninja vanish time!
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
GeekyCraftz: sneak instant is an interesting idea
meddlingmage_: so, i can throw a smoke bomb when i sneak spells at FNM, right?
 bytecaster: The ninjas are hiding on the back of food now?!?
 flatluigi: just use one of the other ninja turtle spirit tokens they've printed
  TheWormbo: Why is Cam making clues instead of ninjas?
 Strebenherz: @meddlingmage_ At least once!
 GasCityGaming: Cam, don't investigate, that's a diffrent token 
meddlingmage_: 
 bytecaster: @meddlingmage_ It's actually part of properly resolving sneak
 Sogheim: that food you're eating may be hiding ninjas!
 BrowneePointz: Another fun fact: the original TMNT was Eastman and Laird making an homage to Daredevil. The Chemical that blinded Matt was the same that mutated them, and The Foot a cheeky reference to The Hand.
 LRRMTG_Judge: Please do not throw a smoke bomb without your opponent's and TO's permission - Natedogg
EvilBadman: you're telling me Ninja Spirits are hard to find 
 Kata_The_Cat: @meddlingmage_ Only if your PR is held outdoors, otherwise, no smoking!
 @LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
 @LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  @deworde: The turtle themed overlay is *delightful* btw
@ShutUpDoug: if raph leaves and returns can I play previously exiled cards with him?
@ironpage: Oooof
@ironpage: Magic the Gathering
  @Simriel: Real talk, are they really heroes in a half shell? isn't their belly ALSO a shell part?
@BlueDragonGames2000: xenograft naming dinosaur to turn phyrexia into Jurassic Park
@BlueDragonGames2000: that mouser token is cool as hell
 @LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of t…
@jerryjeffhaining9527: Mayerrrr cannnnnttt missss
 @LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
@DjGameKing: That's great
@ironpage: Impeccable
@jasonkorf7700: Ninja vanish
   Anubis169: ooo, which storyline did April become a trainee in?
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz and Splinter is named after Stick
 BrowneePointz: and yea Splinter is named after Stick
   Anubis169: (i'm from the 80s)
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  LRRbot: Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Lita. / • Create a Food token. / • Scry 1.
maclenrac: Graham should dabble in real estate
  TXC2: Anubis169 someone said the 2008 movie
Sealtest: Question from earlier, is it considered a match or game loss if you eat a card before it enters the graveyard.
   Anubis169: ahh
 GredGredmansson: Baby Mutant Ninja Turtle
GeekyCraftz: i love her
 trident042: Love Little Lita
 BrowneePointz: she's an uncommon Gala Greeters!
Kairanie: amphibian?
 bytecaster: @GredGredmansson Hero in a quarter shell
 BrowneePointz: she's Donnie(and Leo's) adopted Daughter
 BrowneePointz: kind of
  Pharmacistjudge: turtles are not amphibians, thereefore i assume being a turtle if an honorary title
 TheMerricat: !card the last ronin
  LRRbot: The Last Ronin [4BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy all creatures. / II — Mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on it. It gains trample, lifelink, and indestructible until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Dr_fragenstien: for free?
Vampyre_Lord: @BrowneePointz with marvel heroes coming out later this year, i wonder if there was any discussion of referencing in either direction
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 WrightJustice: Foot elite doesn't show feet
   Anubis169 has pizza now 
   Anubis169: 
 BrowneePointz: @Pharmacistjudge it's a reference to the og cartoon where they misused Amphibian a lot(and for the Lil Orphan Annie scansion)
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I always liked these ones, they had more character with those hats
 RocknGrohlNerd: I am, in fact, as we speak, absolutely legaly obtaining TMNT animted series, and I am so pumped to wach it
 Robot_Bones: and a partridge in a pear tree
   LoadingReadyRun:  The cartoons and comics are cool, but any other Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness TTRPG enjoyers?  
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 drachenfells: Menacing wingnut?
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 BrowneePointz: Is that the Palladium games TTRPG Paul?
 BrowneePointz: if so, YES!
 Molator: they are turtles in spirit
 GredGredmansson: Mikey
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz ya!
 GredGredmansson: it's ALWAYS Mikey
   Anubis169: 
meddlingmage_: kachowabunga
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RocknGrohlNerd OG?
 foopoiuyt: @LoadingReadyRun Absolutely!
 GredGredmansson: Booyakasha
 BrowneePointz: it hasn't aged super well Mechanically Paul, but I played a campaign of it back in College!
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun I forgot that was a thing actually until you just mentioned it
  LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
   Anubis169: GredGredmansson: I think hat one's Ali-G
 RocknGrohlNerd: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters the 1987 series
IaCthulhuFthagn: Oh dear... "Palladium TTRPG" instantly raises the weirdness bar so high.
  LRRbot: Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Lita. / • Create a Food token. / • Scry 1.
thegeardude: Sounds like something Lightning Mcqueen would say
 GredGredmansson: @Anubis169 that's 2012 Mikey
RhymesWithMoose: Kachowabunga!
   Anubis169: Huh
 GredGredmansson: as opposed to...
 RocknGrohlNerd: @RhymesWithMoose  
   Anubis169: 🌈 The Mo' yo knooooow
   LoadingReadyRun:  I had so many of the After the Bomb source books
 bytecaster: So this set is all about food and foot
Chichen: w-what was he gonna do with that food?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @LoadingReadyRun It was the first TTRPG I ever saw because a kid next door had one of the books. This was shortly after the OG cartoon came out. I was like 6
 MAPBoardgames: mood
 djalternative: eat the token, graham
 Commodore_Perry_GG: "This time I'll eat the spinach"
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 Jethrain: Purposes are some of my favourite things to eat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Same cam, same.
 BrowneePointz: but yea for Chat, Lita(named after Lita Ford by Jennika) is a 3 year old with Albinism that was hit by the Mutagen Bomb on NYC. The turtles took her in, and she kinda becomes Donnie's adopted daughter and eventually a time Traveler!
Garbage_Collectr: groceries? that is an old fashioned word!
Volus_dude: food goes to tupperware and then we throw it out
 Masslost: and we’ll see that in the highlights
 Lord_Hosk: Listen Cameron... we all do it... but we don't need to be called out on it
 DarkMorford: Don't remind me about the cheese I need to throw out...
  LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
   Anubis169: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Lord_Hosk Don't we?
Vampyre_Lord: cheese never goes bad, it just becomes different cheese
  LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.
 BrowneePointz: @Vampyre_Lord Hard Cheese takes a while to go bad, Soft Cheese does in fact go bad
   LoadingReadyRun:  Why aren't Olympic runner called "Footaletes"?🤔
 RocknGrohlNerd: there are many robots in the set, but ! is there a mechan ?
 GredGredmansson: the Weather Maker is a device used by Krang to well, make the weather bad
 freshmaker__: wouldnt you like to know, weather boy?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Theoretically... how well-positioned would one be to appreciate all of the lore in this set if ones only previous exposure to TMNT is the third live-action movie?
 CrossXhunteR: one toitle?
  LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
  Pharmacistjudge: the majority of my TMNT exposure are video games
 @LRRbot: Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. / • Put a …
@jerryjeffhaining9527: OK hold up
@jerryjeffhaining9527: turtles arent amphibians
@hog21: I need to know where Gram got those sleeves
@ironpage: So who is this?
@DjGameKing: It's a running gag of calling them amphibians even if it is wrong
  @deworde: @jerryjeffhaining9527 But they are amphibious
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@jerryjeffhaining9527: @DjGameKing ahhh ok
@DjGameKing: And Lita is a character from the IDW comic. Small girl that got mutated into a turtle after another character decided to do a terrorism
@pharmacistjudge: I just assumed they were an honorary turtle
@iSmartMan1: Real talk, how many secret siblings do the TMNT have?
@ironpage: @DjGameKing okeydokey
 @LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
@DaisyRamlih: Bracing myself in case Jennika gets a card 😖
@jasonkorf7700: Jennika did
@iSmartMan1: I now know about Lita and Jennika, are there any more?
@DjGameKing: Unofficial siblings, depends on the continuity, but based on the IDW comic, 3. Jennika, Lita and Slash are the big ones. Venus is pretty separate
@ironpage: And all 4 are in the set
@DjGameKing: Yup!
 @LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 @LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this arti…
@ironpage: So this is a hodgepodge of multiple universes from the comics more so than like original show and sprinkling of comics?
@iSmartMan1: I'll be honest, I was worried that TMNT wasn't deep enough for a full set and it would end up like Spider Man. I am no longer worried.
  @deworde: @ironpage Pretty much. Probably mostly the original show in style (all the weird pizzas), but with characters from all over the place
@DjGameKing: Yes. The main basis of this set is absolutely the IDW comic, though references and parts of the shows have also been thrown in
 @LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
youcantlistentobuttons: TMNTPPR??
 BrowneePointz: @IaCthulhuFthagn you'll probably catch several bits. WotC cast a real large net with this
 flatluigi: three lita procs
rand0mtask_: So not actually the "Last Ronin"
 TalpTheScot: that turtle was 3 turtles in a trench coat
thedepthandbreadthofseth watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Apparently,  I have streaked.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: NOICE
hat_hair: The Last Ronin has a lot of technique
3schr: The final last ronon
 Mangledpixel: @youcantlistentobuttons LRRMTGTMNTPPR
youcantlistentobuttons: OMGWTFBBQ
 DarkMorford: @Mangledpixel Gesundheit
 Hansk_and_Boo: Get ninjarred, get injured!
 BrowneePointz: also, bus Vanilla Ice
 Flyingdelorion: EOTFOFOMG
 GredGredmansson: the penultimate ronin's technique
 Jethrain: "the antepenultimate ronin's technique"
youcantlistentobuttons: Who did the Overlay? they killed it!
 GredGredmansson: i think this foot ninja is a little confused
  TXC2: youcantlistentobuttons Paul does each PPR
 flatluigi: exploding that child
 BrowneePointz: and for the older folks in chat and the Players, for the Live Action Last Ronin movie that was recently cancelled they were actually in talks with Judith Hoag to bring her back as April.
youcantlistentobuttons: Paul! You mad genius!
 GredGredmansson: Raphael looking at the Foot Ninja like what the hell man
 BrowneePointz: i'm so sad they canceled that movie. Last Ronin would make a BANGER movie
 RocknGrohlNerd: @GredGredmansson with twelve ronins and 3 Krangs
Vandristine: Idk why but I expected Hidetsugu second rite with graham at 10
maclenrac: the glee in Cam's delivery
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @BrowneePointz I know, right
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
 GredGredmansson: *krang noise*
meddlingmage_: 10/10
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: It's iconic
 Vinewood_OG: Got there
 trident042: He says so many things
  TXC2: it's the only thing Krang says 
maclenrac: sweet
karmic_guide: D : it's tummy boy
 Strebenherz: Carrrrrl
  LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
 rosesmcgee: Shredder, why do I look like 2 lbs of hamburger with a mouth in this dimension?
EvilBadman: @TXC2 This is "Shut up, you boobs!" erasure
hammith: Fully Adult Graham Stark! Fully Adult Graham Stark! Fully Adult Graham Stark! He has lots of back pain! Get him Ibuprofen!
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 Gekyouryuu: The way you have Krang say shredder sounds like the meme of Wesker saying "Chriiiisss"
 bytecaster: It is the only quote I know
 flatluigi: i would've maybe taken the one damage
 Dromos_GHG: cruel
  TXC2: EvilBadman what?! 
Vampyre_Lord: @rosesmcgee wait, do they not look like that in their dimension?
Wolfstrike_NL: Well, Graham did get a body
   Anubis169: love it
 BusTed: 
 GredGredmansson: Raph "wait what am I doing over there"
   Anubis169:  
 trident042: I'm mad that I work a phone job and am on the line right now, I usually practice my Krang voice whenever it comes up
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 Lord_Hosk: "Shredder... Why do I look like that guy who hangs out with a talking milkshake on adult swim?"
 BrowneePointz: Also a reminder that OG Shredder was voiced by the Late Great James Avery.
 Shurtal: Foot Head? we playing soccer in here?
 Gekyouryuu: MOST libraries are public, Cori
maclenrac: seem good
 CrossXhunteR: I really like the non-game design of this April card
 BrowneePointz: okay the art on Foot Headquarters is incredible btw
LidofLoathing: Not the Head Footquarters?
 GredGredmansson: @Vampyre_Lord well in the 2012 series they look more like proper tentacle brains and '87 Krang shows up in that show looking the same
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Better than foot hindquarters, imo.
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz Rest in peace Uncle Phil
 Bruceski: Does that affect Sneak costs?
 GredGredmansson: yes!
 BrowneePointz: Yes.
 LRRMTG_Judge: @Bruceski Sneak is casting a spell, so yes. - Natedogg
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
petey_vonwho: Oops, I got here late. Can we start from the beginning?
 Lord_Hosk: Good thing there are no combat tricks in white or black
 RocknGrohlNerd: its February, its almost april
 Strebenherz: @Lord_Hosk 
 Aarek: Did Krang and Shredder just kidnap April O'Neil?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Lord_Hosk Is Doom Blade a combat trick?
 CrossXhunteR: don’t sneak away her turtles
 GredGredmansson: "Do I just WIN the game?"
TriforceDrummer: Judge, I assume if you use an opponent's creature you control to sneak it goes back to the owner's hand?
kaareendrup: Share the quandry!
 MehallD: I don't think Hilarious Quandry is in this set
TriforceDrummer: Okay thanks Judge Nelly!
 BrowneePointz: wait yea Shredder and Krang kidnapping April is perfect flavor
@ironpage: Ok
@jonas_oja: Sweet move
@ironpage: Second Sneak
  @Reach_W: The first one was the technique of the Last Ronin, the second was the Last Technique of the ronin.
@iSmartMan1: Rules question: can you sneak a creature using a creature you just snuck?
@gaz-l621: i believe yes!
@DaisyRamlih: Yup. They talked about it on TCC
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
@guardianangelharp: That many +1/+1 counters plus one +1/+1
@DaisyRamlih: *TTC
@ironpage: Glorious harmony
 @LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
  @deworde: Shredder! My bawrdy!
@pharmacistjudge: assuming they didn't find a way to block it (yes there are spells that block a creature)
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
@ironpage: One more land and artifact bolt time
 LRRMTG_Judge: @TriforceDrummer That's correct - BlackRose
  LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. If this creature's sneak cost was paid, instead exile the chosen creature.
 BrowneePointz: ALOPEX!
maclenrac: to sneak or not to sneak?
 GredGredmansson: Alopex!
TriforceDrummer: @LRRMTG_Judge Thank you as well!
Vampyre_Lord: was about to lose it for another last ronin technique
 BrowneePointz: if I remember correctly Alopex eventually becomes Raph's girlfriend?
 Brozard: Graham Stark, Japanese Word Knower
   LoadingReadyRun: that's one hell of a disguise
IaCthulhuFthagn: Second fiend hunter that goes in Fox typal?
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz i know in 2012 she does
 GredGredmansson: but this is the IDW version
 BrowneePointz: I think she does in IDW as well @GredGredmansson
 Bruceski: She sneaks for just WB because of don and raph
 GredGredmansson: fun fact, i think she was the first 2012 character to appear in IDW first
 flatluigi: so graham's next noncreature spell is discounted by 3
 RocknGrohlNerd: moon river......
 GredGredmansson: the Dream Beavers are DEFINIETLY from 2012
karmic_guide: did the fox have affinity?
goombalax: @IaCthulhuFthagn something something two nickels
TriseAlpha: Sneak Thief. 
 wordnerdify: that song is going to be in my head for days now
karmic_guide: rather, does affinity apply to sneak?
 CrossXhunteR: affinity on the dream beavers for mad discounts
 flatluigi: yep, sneak is casting
 BrowneePointz: @karmic_guide it's a Cast
PhraxTheMultifarious: How's the plane of New York treating our Canadian heroes?
  TheWormbo: @karmic_guide Affinity is a cost reduction for casting, and sneak is a cast
karmic_guide: ohhhhh
 Bruceski: oh, right, noncreature
 NarfBlinko: What are your sleeves @Graham_LRR ?
 Gekyouryuu: Is this fox lady w/b because she becomes a villain or the other way around?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
karmic_guide: many thanks
 GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun I need to make it known that the Dream Beavers are voiced by Robert Englund and John Kassir.
 MehallD: It is, eys
 Brozard: I love that Primus song
 BrowneePointz: @Gekyouryuu starts off as a loner becomes an ally
SnowBuddy18: there's only 3 beavers, so yes
clockworkmenagerie: including un-cards, it's only the third beaver
   Anubis169: Gekyouryuu: She's a turncoat, could go either way 
 razorswift: @NarfBlinko Dragonshield Landfall Series Verdant Catacombs
hat_hair: Oh yeah hundreds of Beavers is amazing
 Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePointz Rad
 Vinewood_OG: 
Volus_dude: dream beavers for beaver tribal deck
 DiscordianTokkan: That RULES
thedepthandbreadthofseth:  ooo'ooohhh, dream beavers!  I believe you can get me through this fight!
 Brozard: I have a soldiers deck called Hundreds of Cleavers, is that anything?
 GredGredmansson: they voice 2 each
 BrowneePointz: i mean James Avery was Shredder
   LoadingReadyRun: A daydeam Beaver and a homecoming queen
 ladyjessica: really need to see hundreds of beavers
 GredGredmansson: Cryptkeepr
hammith: Fully Adult Graham Stark! Fully Adult Graham Stark! Fully Adult Graham Stark! He has lots of back pain! Get him Ibuprofen!
  TXC2: heck of a casting
   Anubis169: Pinhead was Doug Bradley
 GredGredmansson: that;s season 3 of the 2012 series
 Bruceski: TMNT has a long history of getting weird with it
 Mr_Bitterness: 2012 TMNT series has the beavers
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Uncle Phil!
 EnglishGrinn: Kassir - Cryptkeeper
 GredGredmansson: Cryptkeepr
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 BrowneePointz: John Kassir is The Cryptkeeper
   Anubis169: ^
PhraxTheMultifarious: @Anubis169  Hallo!
hat_hair: And Cragg is voiced by original Splinter
 BrowneePointz: "our side hustle went wrong"
 ladyjessica: the cryptkeeper!?! I mean I assume they don’t have the same voice. right? right?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: wasn’t John Kassir the Cryptkeeper?
 DarkMorford: Okay, I need to track down the 2012 series now.
   Anubis169: Phrax heya!
TriseAlpha: Hehe
meddlingmage_: meta!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @DarkMorford Watch all of them
goateedave86: is it cowabunga or radical?
  LRRbot: !mtgtmnt
 BrowneePointz: Cuz Jim Henson did the Turtles!
Dantehicks36: John Kassir was teh Crypt Keeper
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I loved learning that some of my fav classic movie/tv show actors were also good voice actors. Uncle Phil as Shredder and Doc Brown as The Hacker from cyberchase
 trident042: That's so good
 StrideTheEarth: I'm just imagining the scene in Wayne's World where Dream Weaver plays over Garth first laying eyes on his dream woman. But now it's Dream Beavers.
EvilBadman: He did it, he made a funny
 lochnessseammonster: i love this so much
 Mangledpixel: would love to get Squen and Cragg on a future PPR
 BrowneePointz: reminder chat, the OG Live Action Turtles was Jim Henson Workshop and that's why they have aged REALLY well
 GredGredmansson: I checked, it's Season 3 Episode 5 of the 2012 series, "In Dreams"
 DarkMorford: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I watching the OG cartoon on Saturday mornings as a kid and I've seen one or two of the live action movies. The newer stuff is all strange to me.
 DarkMorford: watched*
TriseAlpha: Ninja magic
 BrowneePointz: @DarkMorford i HIGHLY recommend Rise of the TMNT it was very good
 djalternative: Squeen, Cragg, Gibb, and Bartleby playing commander
 GredGredmansson: I think she's from IDW
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @DarkMorford My personal favorite after OG is the 2002. They started off closer to the comics.
dragonofnivix: @Mangledpixel OMG PLZ!
LilyOfTheVeil666: Squen & Cragg meeting the LRR puppets would be... interesting
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mangledpixel That's... an ambitious idea.
 flatluigi: thank you nelson
  LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.
 Kentosaurus: LRR x Muppet crossover when
 BrowneePointz: yea Koya is from IDW, she's one of Jennika's Group
 GredGredmansson: oh hey black mana
 DarkMorford: @djalternative Judge Pistachio?
Vampyre_Lord: i cant see well, is that a black pip?
 Brozard: Oh man, now I want John Darnielle to have a MTG side band called “The Mountain, Go”
  Pharmacistjudge: whether the weather is made or whether the weather is not....
 flatluigi: @Vampyre_Lord yeah, there's a cycle of monocolor legends with offcolor abilities
superdude097: @Vampyre_Lord In Cori's bird's text box? yes
 Micalovits: Damn, thats a pretty good common(?)
 ladyjessica: hey, I’m scryin here
 @LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves t…
@ironpage: Third Sneak
@gaz-l621: Alopex!
@gaz-l621: im sad she didn't get a named legend
@ironpage: Oh this character is named
@DjGameKing: Yeaaaah, would've been nice to see
@ironpage: Who is she?
@DjGameKing: Yup, there is a bunch of named characters that got non legendary cards
@gaz-l621: she's Raph's love interest in the comics
@jasonkorf7700: Graham playing with his food
@DjGameKing: Yeaaa and it is freaking adorable
@ironpage: Learning so much
@Hemophiliac: what movie are they referring to?
  @deworde: It is, because there are only 3 beavers
@gaz-l621: and has a great story arc where she's being gaslit and manipulated by an evil goddess but fights it off with the power of lurrrve
@ironpage: Love those Goblins
@DjGameKing: Yeaaaah, that short was hilarious
@DjGameKing: That cracked me up
 @LRRbot: !mtgtmnt
@ironpage: Hahahaha wow
  @deworde: @Cameron Apparently Paramount Plus for TMNT
  @deworde: 2012
@DjGameKing: There is so much love for this property and it is obvious. Even if I don't agree with every decision, it is clear the WotC dev team cared
 @LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this arti…
@Grimlocksmith: It's been a real trip discovering that basically my entire childhood was defined by like 10 voice actors in different amazing roles!
@iSmartMan1: @DjGameKing Good rule of thumb: the more passion there is in a Universes Beyond set, the more likely the set is to be good
 BrowneePointz: I hope we get to see someone play Jennika today. for chat, she's the actual factual 5th Turtle(that is accepted by the community) Venus got rehabed by the comics as well but Next Mutation is...oh boy it was bad
 BrowneePointz: yo that art SLAPS
 CrossXhunteR: it me
 BrowneePointz: the colors on that art are incredible!
Vampyre_Lord: thank you guys! watching from across the room. thought it would work better
 Vinewood_OG: HOLD
 Micalovits: And no twitch, I know I am late but I do not want to share that I have seen 3 streams in a row
Dr_fragenstien: but he got no feet
 GredGredmansson: I'm not sure what this is
EvilBadman: A palm reader, for soles
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 RossIrelandPrime: Spending Jeff's money. It's getting easier to sync this up to prerelease with the insane release schedule
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 GredGredmansson: i don't know who "Mashima" is
 trident042: This is how I will now be describing anyone who knows how to use that metal thing with the sliders at the shoe store
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I can't imagine Henson would want to appear with non-Henson puppets, for brand reasons.
  LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
 BrowneePointz: @GredGredmansson he's a Foot Mystic from the IDW comics
 GredGredmansson: yeah IDW is my blind spot
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
goateedave86: Better than Don & Raph, Weird Science
  LRRbot: Zog, Triceraton Castaway [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [5/4] | Reach, trample / When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
 Hansk_and_Boo: Can anyone tell me which sleeves Graham is using?
 flatluigi: that's a hell of a card to get for free
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: The equalizer!
 GredGredmansson: For Victory!
 LRRMTG_Judge: No
 GredGredmansson: no its not in your hand
 BrowneePointz: @Hansk_and_Boo Dragon Shield Verdant Catacombs I think
 EnglishGrinn: Cycling is from hand only
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Zog was a cool dude
 razorswift: mountaincycle is not a cast, so no
 ArtDecoSunburn: I once had a dream where I was cryogenically frozen, awoke in the far future, and discovered the only pieces of pre-nuclear war culture that survived were TMNT, "Murder, She Wrote," and Chumbawamba.
  TXC2: good old Zog, a vital letter in the Scotish alaphbet, always gonna need zog
EvilBadman: @Hansk_and_Boo looks like the new dragon shield mtg sleeves, verdant catacombs
 flatluigi: can you do alternate casting costs like sneak?
Dr_fragenstien: no, because discarding is a part of the cycling cost, and you can only discard from hand
 couchboyj: Discarding a card from exile would just be wrong
SquatchBear: or bestow or mutate
Vampyre_Lord: if it had an ability that could be activated from exile, its owner would be able to do so
 MehallD: @TXC2 That's Yogh, you're thinking of the bad guy from Superman
 Hansk_and_Boo: @BrowneePointz Thanks. I keep squinting at them and I keep not being able to see it properly.
TriseAlpha: Importantly, you CAN Sneak it, because Sneak IS a cast.
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePointz: yea looked it up. the Verdant Catacombs sleeves from Dragon Shield's landfall series @Hansk_and_Boo
Strebenherz: Cam please
 couchboyj: Shredder, make me a body!
 kilnfiendpotter: Ew Cam whyy
 iris_of_ether: Cam why. CORI WHY
 Gekyouryuu: That Krang don't fly, monsenior
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Zog was a little sad though. He was a Triceraton with brain damage because his respirator was damaged.
 falcn120: I didn't need that mental image
 kilnfiendpotter: Warm soapy water and cornstarch
 jessicatheblack: #CursedCameron Strikes again 
 kilnfiendpotter: that's the best way to clean those toys
 trident042: I won't say I never thought about that when Krang was just, out and about
 Nigouki: where do you poke Krang for him to smell burnt toast?
 DiscordianTokkan: "SPLIIINTER, get me some MAAAN WIIIPES"
 bytecaster: I'm eating, CAM
  LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Cool.  I love this post-apocalypse
 GredGredmansson: next noncreature spell costs 0 mana less
digiman619TheAntiDigs: The true correlation between SPM and TMT isn't that they both take place in New York, it's that they both have a 5/4 legendary Dinosaur for 4R
 jessicatheblack: @bytecaster 
 razorswift: go ninja go ninjago
  TXC2: MehallD you mean Brainiac? 
 BusTed: wow, referencing the Vanilla Ice song
goombalax: what!
anhakha: Go ninja go ninja go
 dolphgrim: Oh love ninjago
Azegoroth: Ninja, ninja, rap
 GredGredmansson: Raph also triggers to ping
EvilBadman: (notes two lands)
  TXC2: !relaxed
  LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
 EnglishGrinn: "Lyrics, Fill the gaps, but they're not needed for the Ninja Rap" (ACtual lyrics)
 Decaped: I hope there was a dev fight about how many "go ninja"s there should be on that card
milkydeew: landfall
 Julian_Rogue: What are G's sleeves?
 BrowneePointz: @Julian_Rogue Verdant Catacombs Dragon Shield
 MehallD: @TXC2 How dare you, I meant Mister Mxyzptlk
 EnglishGrinn: Vanilla Ice was a lazy, lazy man
  TXC2: MehallD 
  LRRbot: Manhole Missile [1R] | Instant | Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
goateedave86: @Julian_Rogue They are indeed, the Verdant Catacombs Dragonshield sleeves
 GredGredmansson: Fire Prophecy
 BrowneePointz: it's a functional reprint of fire prophecy!
 Julian_Rogue: Thanks y'all!
  TXC2: Toitles of the wadah
 trident042: I often still say "SOWWY BWOSS" when I mess up at home
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 BrowneePointz: Shredder's Daughter!
 LRRMTG_Judge: @flatluigi Casting without paying the mana cost is an alternative cost, so no other alternative costs can be paid. That said, sneak is not an alternative cost, but rather a change to timing plus an additional cost so you can sneak cards exiled with Krang & Shredder - BlackRose
 GredGredmansson: Hi Karai
 BrowneePointz: and sometime Leo's Girlfriend!
 Hansk_and_Boo: Shredders daughter, I think
 BrowneePointz: sometimes she's a clone
 BrowneePointz: but she's always his Daughter
 EnglishGrinn: Leo/Karai shipping gives Leo so much to do, which is often a problem in certain versions
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Isn't there another identical card as well as Fire Prophecy?
@KustarKnight: "be my idol"
 @LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
@fnoggchamp: Foot Mystic is the worst Tarantino movie
@Dragonfirewiz: teenage mutant ninja turtels heroes in a half shell turtle power :)
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
 @LRRbot: Zog, Triceraton Castaway [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [5/4] | Reach, trample / When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
@ironpage: I’m an eternal UB skeptic but I’m shocked at how much more love to the characters they show compared to Spider-Man, from the chat has informed me. Wish it had a storyline but still.
  @Reach_W: thanks, Cam
@ironpage: Lovely
 @LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
@ironpage: Also Raphael pings
@masterofskillz14: raph ping
 @LRRbot: Manhole Missile [1R] | Instant | Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
@iSmartMan1: Definitely got an EDH deck for Karai
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Adopted daughter
 kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePointz Strong X-23 vibes here
 trident042: Would you believe that is on purpose, Cam?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Depending on the series.
 Gekyouryuu: @Hansk_and_Boo Yes and no. She's actually usually Splinter's, kidnapped by shredder as a baby and raised as his own
 Bruceski: almost as many daddy issues as Kylo Ren
  LRRbot: Triceraton Commander [XXWW] | Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, Dinosaurs you control other than this creature get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn. / When this creature enters, create X 2/2 white Dinosaur Soldier creature tokens.
EvilBadman: @trident042 lol of course it is
TriseAlpha: Karai is... complicated
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz funny about that, in the 2012 version she's actually SPLINTER'S daughter that was stolen by Shredder when she was a baby.  Also she becomes a snake mutant at one point.
 BrowneePointz: @kilnfiendpotter definitely. Since you're a reader Michelle if you HAVEN'T checked them out I highly recommend the IDW Turtles comics. 
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu like the Zorro movie
 Lamebert1415: Could you cast a card from under Krang and Shredder?
 flatluigi: did we get the raph pings
 kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePointz Oooh thank you! I only ever read the Usagi Yojimbo books when I was a kid
TriseAlpha: !card Krang and Shredder
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: TMNT 2003 is one I'm most familiar with. I think Shredder found her as an orphan and took her in. Also in that one Shredder was an Utrom
 BrowneePointz: Oh yea the Eastman and Laird originals are also great but dated. The IDW ones are way more modern(with better treatment of Gender and Sexuality for it) @kilnfiendpotter
 NarfBlinko: too much multitasking, what sleeves is Graham using?
 GredGredmansson: @Lamebert1415 only at end of turn, if one of your permanents left this turn
Azegoroth: Man, Usagi Yojimbo was so cool, people dying left and right in a comic.
  LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 BrowneePointz: god that art
Azegoroth: at least, as a ten-year old
 dolphgrim: Perm to Exile
EvilBadman: @TriseAlpha Beginning of your end step
 BrowneePointz: man Eastman and Laird are darn good artists
 fracassio: that path is so cool
goombalax: loving the return to the 90s on these cards
 Gekyouryuu: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Same, 2003 is where I learned the term Nexus, in a gag about it being MIKEY who knows what it meant because he watched star trek
 BrowneePointz: Yea I mentioned it Cam, I think Eastman and Laird's Coloring style really works for these, because they chose super bold colors
TriseAlpha: Fun fact: "usagi yojimbo" means "rabbit swordsman"
 BrowneePointz: vs some of the older silver age stuff
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: @Gekyouryuu And also Mikey won the whole damn tournament arc!
Azegoroth: Honestly, for these comicbook sets they should have put the card text in a speech bubble
 GredGredmansson: @TriseAlpha wait, so the FF Summon is just "summon Dude w/ Sword"?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is the path reprint standard?  Or is it on a list of some kind.
hat_hair: Yojimbo means Bodyguard
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @azegoroth They did for the Sagas in SPM
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
EvilBadman: @thedepthandbreadthofseth bonus sheet, not standard legal
TriseAlpha: @GredGredmansson Pretty much, yea
 flatluigi: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it's on the bonus sheet, and they're only standard legal if they're already standard legal
 GredGredmansson: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen he got a bye against Splinter but he also beat Raph legit.  Also Leo was forced to with draw because of shenanigans
Azegoroth: Yojimbo as also a really cool akira kurosawa film
  LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 Robot_Bones: A more evolved Bat-Man
 flatluigi: 👉
 couchboyj: 
 Jethrain: "You." - Sorin
TriforceDrummer: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: @Gekyouryuu That reminds me, I should skim the whole set to see if there's the ultimate ninja or any other tournment references
Luminaire_p: Pointing, but no Squad
 trident042: Phoenix Wright Objection! (but with guns)
Garbage_Collectr: mostly because they look bad?
  Pharmacistjudge: that looks a bad 4 kids censorship
imperial_fps: is shredder only things that you control leave the battlefield?
  LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Azegoroth ...and a fairly decent Sergio Leone film 
  LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 kristian_fischer: Pehzah!
 GredGredmansson: @imperial_fps yes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @EvilBadman Ty!
  LRRbot: Mouser Foundry [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
 BusTed: 
imperial_fps: tyty
 lamina5432: love a good PZ
 Gekyouryuu: One of my favorite subtle gags in this set is the news van with "Channel - 6"
hat_hair: There can only be one Raphael (unless they have a different title0
 DarkMorford: Yum yum pza
  TXC2: Yojimbo also a great Kevin Costner film 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Channel 6 was such a good one
 kristian_fischer: Easah Pezah!
 BusTed: @Gekyouryuu I like that
 BrowneePointz: also fun fact chat, when Chuds started being crappy about April's ethnicity in newer adaptations, Eastman and Laird just dropped that exact art of April and said "she's always been representative of a diverse New York deal with it boneheads"
 GredGredmansson: cori just playing Raph Typal
 DiscordianTokkan: PZA, bonbonbonbons
ThanhtTheBoss: After seeing all the pre-release kit openings, I'm surprised I haven't seen more pizza.
EvilBadman: Raph trigger "A José Canseco bat?!"
 Kata_The_Cat: Do not ask for whom the clock pings, for it pings for you.
 Waterscorpion: What are those sleeves Graham is using?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @EvilBadman That's a thing I haven't heard in a long time.
IaCthulhuFthagn: For whom the Midnight Clock pings.
 BrowneePointz: Dragon Shield Verdant Catacombs @Waterscorpion
   LoadingReadyRun:  The PZA cards are legal to play if you open them in limited, but they aren't part of standard
 Gekyouryuu: And the cat sours the bagel. Rolf would love to talk politics, but i must see your invitation
 NarfBlinko: @BrowneePointz ty
goombalax: at this point we should just have !Grahamsleeves
TriseAlpha: Foot Mystic: "show me your feet... for magical reasons"
EvilBadman: @goombalax But with a dragonsheet referral code too
@gaz-l621: i mean she is related to him
 @LRRbot: Triceraton Commander [XXWW] | Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, Dinosaurs you control other than this creature get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn. …
@iSmartMan1: Oof!
  @deworde: @ironpage I actually like that it doesn't have a storyline. I miss the days when MTG was just LOOK HERE IS A WORLD. FEAST ON THE WIDE OPEN SPACES OF ZENDIKAR.
@gaz-l621: extreme dinosaurs
  @deworde: There was a story in the background, obvs, but it wasn't front facing on the cards.
@gaz-l621: oh is the bonus sheet Eastman/Laird art?
@gaz-l621: or just comics art in general?
 @LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of t…
 @LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 @LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 @LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 @LRRbot: Mouser Foundry [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to tar…
@ironpage: Two Raphael pings
@ironpage: Oh the other one died
@Spacepup18: Pretty sure Raphael is a turtle, actually.
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EvilBadman: dragon shield even
 BrowneePointz: tbh I'm sadder I immediately knew what sleeves Graham was using from the art silhouette through the lighting glare
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TriseAlpha That card is a risky web search if I ever saw one.
  LRRbot: Mouser Foundry [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
  TXC2: Game will be over soon enough, so unless others at lrr have those sleves, making the command will not be worth the effort
n0tboy_: why are they called mousers when they look like birds
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n0tboy_: they should be birders
 BrowneePointz: a Mouser is a cat that is supposed to eat mice
EvilBadman: @txc2 sometimes things are said in jest 
 BrowneePointz: as a job
 Gekyouryuu: @n0tboy_ Meant to eat nice
 Gekyouryuu: Mice*
 GredGredmansson: or rats
Dr_fragenstien: !card krang & shredder
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
  TXC2: EvilBadman fair
 BrowneePointz: so the Robots are "Mousers" cuz they're supposed to eat rats
goombalax: @TXC2 that was pure jokes please do not do any extra work based on my buffoonery
  TXC2: goombalax oh I wont 
 Micalovits: He has not, 8 lands in play and played it at 3
 Underachiever28: I just saw this in my feed. I didn’t even know the PPR was today
EvilBadman: @TXC2 It is amusing and quite wonderful that people are enamored by the sleeves though
  TXC2: goombalax also no worries 
  TXC2: EvilBadman indeed
 DarkMorford: What, math works?
 BrowneePointz: they're real pretty sleeves
 couchboyj: Mathematical!
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 BrowneePointz: I almost grabbed the Misty Rainforest ones on Wednesday
 ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth The campfire dances consisted of Jessica Fletcher and Master Splinter solving crimes to the tune of "Tubthumping." No Shakespeare, Austen, or Aristotle, no Bach or Beatles, but a culture entirely centered around sewer animals teamed with an old lady from Maine to solve musical protest song mysteries. It was a very visceral dream.
  TXC2: Algerbraic!
 DarkMorford: Oh wait, it's after 11, I guess we can do math now
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Mathwerks is my favorite European band! /s
 Kata_The_Cat: Sadly I can't find my favourite sleeves anywhere anymore. They were super cute chibi Ajani ones.
 GredGredmansson: !card Leonardo's Technique
  LRRbot: Leonardo's Technique [3W] | Sorcery | Sneak {1}{W} / Return one or two target creature cards each with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 BrowneePointz: Sewer Frame
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 kilnfiendpotter: So, any Leonardo fans here?
  LRRbot: Leonardo's Technique [3W] | Sorcery | Sneak {1}{W} / Return one or two target creature cards each with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 BrowneePointz: I love Leo. He has a thankless job
TriseAlpha: Leo x Karai, BFFs?
 DiscordianTokkan: The OTher new game from Digital Extremes
hat_hair: I've always been more of a Mikey fan
 BrowneePointz: Leo and Karai have dated in several versions
 RocknGrohlNerd: @BrowneePointz sounds yummy
 flatluigi: !card karai
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 kilnfiendpotter: I have a lot of sympathy for Leo. 
TriseAlpha: Hell yeah, Big Bro Leo
 DiscordianTokkan: (They make warframe and Soulframe)
  TXC2: Leo, the Cyclopes of TMNT 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ArtDecoSunburn Stop selling, I'm already sold!
  LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Grahamsleeves was all my joy 
 GredGredmansson: voxyPoint1 voxyPoint2
 flatluigi: graham is going to die from raph triggers
TriforceDrummer: More pointing 
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Donnie also dated April in one version (which is represented in a card)
 BrowneePointz: Yea there's a lot of Batman/Talia chemistry when they do of him desperately going "You don't have to follow his legacy, you're better than that"
  TXC2: "they love it when you point at the cards"
TriseAlpha: Pointing like Show Wright
 kilnfiendpotter: The Stoic Leader + Bad Girl? Both characters carrying legacies on their shoulders of generational trauma and warrior culture? Yeah, that's a spicy ship.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Chikyū Bōeigun is in TMNT?
 flatluigi: does graham just kill the raph
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TriseAlpha: Wtf did "Phoenix" become "show"?
   LoadingReadyRun: The EPF really needs an "Attack" Squad, to follow up on where the other squad are pointing
 CrossXhunteR: finally, value
  TXC2: TriseAlpha autocorrect is turbo borked these days
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
 Decaped: the best bluff is when you forget yourself
  LRRbot: Zog, Triceraton Castaway [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [5/4] | Reach, trample / When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
 Kata_The_Cat: @TXC2 AI knows all, and will tell you what you really meant to type.
 Lord_Hosk: Reading the cards, changes the way you play the cards
 GredGredmansson: love Zog
EvilBadman: Da Zog Squad
 BrowneePointz: so gotta say, just from even this first match, this set slaps? and I think the draft format might just be really cool
EvilBadman: lol which part of that hit the automod
  Juliamon: the 'zog' unfortunately
 flatluigi: lmao
imperial_fps: chat have we seen self sac in b/w yet? i know its probably there but have we seen it in his deck yet?
  TXC2: EvilBadman apprantly it's an Acornym
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 @LRRbot: Mouser Foundry [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to tar…
@ironpage: Future if the foot looks bleak
 @LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
 @LRRbot: Zog, Triceraton Castaway [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [5/4] | Reach, trample / When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
  TXC2: *acronym
 BrowneePointz: the BW theme in this is Sneak/Reanimator @imperial_fps
 GredGredmansson: Zog's a bit loopy since his space helmet broke and Earth's atmosphere is BARELY breathable for his species, so he thinks the Turtles are Triceratons
 GredGredmansson: @imperial_fps that's more a B/G thing
 flatluigi: graham has more red permanents in play than black ones
EvilBadman: @TXC2 (google) oh nooo
  TXC2: EvilBadman yeah
 flatluigi: well, exactly the same
IaCthulhuFthagn: Reading the card engages your Broca's area.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 no no acornym, acronym made of acorns is much better
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kilnfiendpotter Speaking of Master Splinter and Jessica Fletcher . . .
 GredGredmansson: karai once again dies for Shredder's sake
TriseAlpha: Demense Expansion. 
n0tboy_: @RocknGrohlNerd maize is a corn nym
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
imperial_fps: ohhh b/g is also on theme, surprised b/u is not the sneak reanimator since theyve had ninjutsu more in that color wheel
 BrowneePointz: so for chat, the Archetypes are B/W Sneak, U/R Artifacts, G/B Disappear, R/W Alliance(tokens) and U/G Mutagen(counters)
 GredGredmansson: @imperial_fps no real allied color interations
  Pywodwagon: a Hammer is my favorite ninja weapon
 Kata_The_Cat: For me, it's the kusirigama.
bobAkirafett: BrowneePointz Disappear?
  LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
imperial_fps: @Pywodwagon what about a sewer manhole
  TXC2: a (tool) hammer would be a great actaul ninja weapon
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Pywodwagon Sometimes even ninjas need to put up plywood in between putting down bad guys.
kamkazi: R/W creature  Ghram has gets a counter cuz alliance with Leo coming in yea?
 BrowneePointz: @bobAkirafett it's a void variant and the ability on Graham's current Shredder
 GredGredmansson: "wow sucks to be those guys"
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Not enough polearms for these turtles
TriseAlpha: The ninja's greatest weapon is anonymity
 Gekyouryuu: Hard to beat a good maneikigusari
 MAPBoardgames: Hard Science 5.8% APV
bobAkirafett: oh snap
SilasLunark: Hey Cori thats a really sweet deck you made thay Graham is now playing
 RocknGrohlNerd: science should be repeatable, soooo
 Gekyouryuu: Manrikigusari*
Wolfstrike_NL: 2 april's 2 don and raph, 2 raphs, Cori sure had a pool
  Pharmacistjudge: Don and Raph still here hating on poli-sci majors
 GredGredmansson: the last ability would help yes
 Brozard: @MAPBoardgames What’s the ABV of Imperial Science? 8.2?
 GredGredmansson: Karai has too many fingers for that
 Bugberry: fox yuri handshake?
EvilBadman: The turtle scissor. Wait, no. Forget I typed that.
 Lord_Hosk: and then... they shook hands
Sealtest: Has wotc said why of the ninja turtle cards are depicted with the wrong hands?
 Gekyouryuu: @Bugberry Tbf, this set was designed before cosmic princess kaguya came out, right?
 Kata_The_Cat: @Lord_Hosk Can't do more than that, it's a PG stream.
 flatluigi: !card krang and shredder
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 GredGredmansson: @Sealtest what do you mean by that
EvilBadman: ampersand flatluigi
 flatluigi: !card krang & shredder
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
Sealtest: @GredGredmansson some of the art gives the turtles too many fingers
elorim_: Uneasy is also 7: exile target creature…;)
thaneofstuff: @elorim_ Plus make a 1/1
 BrowneePointz: I haven't seen that personally but they do draw from multiple versions @Sealtest
EvilBadman: Two EPFs pointing at each other
 GredGredmansson: pointing so hard rn
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thanzo: 👉 👈
  LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. If this creature's sneak cost was paid, instead exile the chosen creature.
Sealtest: @BrowneePointz Raph and Leo, sibling rivals has Leo having 3 fingers and 1 thumb
 GredGredmansson: hi again alopex
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
CAKHost: "Cori Got Zogged" is a line
 Jethrain: this has been a massive turnaround
 GredGredmansson: WHAT
 RocknGrohlNerd: * shocked pikatchu face*
 BrowneePointz: @Sealtest I see that. Like I said they draw from 40 years of adaptations, could be one where they have 3, could just be an artist whoopsie
EvilBadman: The betting lines on this match have inverted after game 1, bookies in shambles
TriseAlpha: Final Boss characters tend to be really strong
goombalax: "From my point of view the Turtles are evil!"
  TXC2: the leopards wouldn't eat my face right?
 couchboyj: Just because you are "bad guys" does not mean you are "bad card"
@amirashika: Never change Cam
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
@ironpage: Oh it’s on the end step
 @LRRbot: Don & Raph, Hard Science [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Menace / Whenever Don & Raph attack, the next noncreature spell you cast this turn has affinity for artifacts.
@DjGameKing: Yes, Krang & Shredder kind of good
 @LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves t…
@ironpage: Awr nawr
crono3453: You're tellin' me, that the giant brain piloting a mech and the ninja covered in blades are evil? I don't believe it
 Jethrain: one-one ninja creature token, one-one ninja[etc]
 TalpTheScot: due to the inverse rules of ninja, one ninja has the power of one hundred
digiman619TheAntiDigs: I want to proxy Uneasy Alliance as that one Naruto handshake meme. You know the one
  TXC2: so it's a techincal ?
 GredGredmansson: @crono3453 to be fair, a lot of the brains piloting mechs in the show ARE good guys, Krang's just a bad egg
TriseAlpha: All hail Datlof!
  LRRbot: South Wind Avatar [3B] | Creature — Snake Spirit Avatar [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain life equal to its toughness. / Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
kaareendrup: That ball seems kinda good
 Gekyouryuu: !card west wind avatar
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 lamina5432: what a wing nut
  TXC2: Fly-na-che
 Bugberry: isn't that battlecry?
 trident042: But where is Screwloose?
hat_hair: Are you sure it doesn't say "Attacking creatures other than this one"
 BrowneePointz: wait a second... I just realized this is the 2nd PPR in a row Graham built "Your Deck? Our Deck Comrade"
 BrowneePointz: @trident042 she's holding a screwloose plushie
thaneofstuff: @Bugberry As far as I can tell, yes
 trident042: D'awwww
 Brozard: @GredGredmansson Aren't we all just brains piloting flesh mechs?
  LRRbot: Raphael, Ninja Destroyer [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Raphael must be blocked if able. / Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
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 GredGredmansson: @Brozard yes bout ours are in the head, not the torso
TriseAlpha: Krang & Shredder: communists, confirmed?
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 Rantling: Wingnut and Screwloose were my favorite characters.
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 Brozard: @GredGredmansson Wait, yours is in your *head?*
 shendaras: 
  TXC2: GGs
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 GredGredmansson: @Brozard uh of course not, glory to the Utrom Empire
Land_Manatee: Nah, that looked wrong.
TriuneSystem: Question, is wheeler playing today?
TriseAlpha: Do the "Turtle Shake"
   Anubis169: 
rensti14: that was a cool game, thanks!
 Gekyouryuu: Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles
  TXC2: !greetings
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IaCthulhuFthagn: The handshake provides overlap between this set and the upcoming Star Trek one.
 GredGredmansson: what Pizza card did they open
 lamina5432: ninjas in the back of the brain.
goombalax: dusting off those neurons
   Anubis169:  Teenage
 BusTed: today
   Anubis169:  Mutant
   Anubis169:  Ninja
kamkazi: today
   Anubis169:  Turtles
CAKHost: "Oh I don't actually remember the theme song, I think it goes- Sings the Song in it's entirety*"
 RocknGrohlNerd: a young Adam appears
  Juliamon: relatable
AleisAlpto: NOW? REALLY TWITCH? ADS? NOW?
SquatchBear: oh no brutal ad timing
 Mattmitchell45: Today!
EvilBadman: oh piss off ad break
 RockPusher: I too suffer from small brain 
Garbage_Collectr: I am going to the prerelease because i love sealed, but I am just not excited for tmnt
 GredGredmansson: Small Brain Problem sounds like a Force Spike type effect
TriseAlpha: Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
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snydleywhiplash: stupid add break
 AleisAlpto: @Anubis169 Thanks for the gift sub!
   Anubis169: get up here
 fracassio: *Mikey
 AleisAlpto: damn thanks man
 BrowneePointz: FRAC DON'T SPOIL!
 Gekyouryuu: It's Mikey actually
h3rsh3yb4r: spoilers but also not quite
 Mr_Bitterness: All of that was wrong
 GredGredmansson: chat no you're falling for the bait
 Tom_Bruise: Y'all reckon we'll get adolescent radioactive blackbelt hamsters by 2028?
 Gekyouryuu: Ack, sorry
   Anubis169: a leatherface?
 BrowneePointz: *shoves Frac and Gekyouryuu into a chest*
CAKHost: Ooo love the orange on the pack 
Natedogg2: I hope James doesn't show up to shakedown Graham for his booster pack so Gavin can open it instead.
 Mr_Bitterness: See, the series where Raph is last is called the Last Oni
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CAKHost: The OOooze
TriseAlpha: @Tom_Bruise But we've already had G-Force
  TXC2: Ivan? 
CAKHost: XD
 Brozard: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Ooze!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I bet it has a secret
 GredGredmansson: that's also from the 2012 series
 trident042: Best kitty
 Bugberry: Ginger Cute
 GredGredmansson: its a stray cat that Mikey adopts that mutates into a living pile of ice cream
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cat!
 Vinewood_OG: New from DQ
 GredGredmansson: he keeps it in the fridge
  TXC2: cats aren't food!
 AleisAlpto: INDEED GRAHAM INDEED
 dolphgrim: Cookie cat
 lochnessseammonster: 
 trident042: One of Mikey's best pets
 INCSlayer: ahh right that cat
 RockPusher:  
 raulghoulia: Cookie Cat!
 BusTed: gastropub
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TriuneSystem: So, the secret lairs for tmnt reprinted Settle the Wreckage, and it would be very funny to have wheeler do the bit of it being in this set. Which is not entirely incorrect
 RocknGrohlNerd: Cat! and ice cream?
  TXC2: AleisAlpto easy on the all caps please
 INCSlayer: ice cream kitty
 MrSarkhan: 
TriseAlpha: *That* cat chose to become food.
 @LRRbot: South Wind Avatar [3B] | Creature — Snake Spirit Avatar [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain life equal to its toughness. / Whenever you gain life, each opponent …
@ironpage: Wait another one of these in standard?
 @LRRbot: Raphael, Ninja Destroyer [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Raphael must be blocked if able. / Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, y…
@jasonkorf7700: do you feel lucky
@datastorm17: oh no I walked away who won?
@ironpage: Graham
@BlueDragonGames2000: you came back literally right after he won
@datastorm17: thanks
@eduardlorincz2253: It’s mikey
@ironpage: Original series and 2003 is the extent of my Turtles knowledge
@Spacepup18: I had a single, sofback (compilation, I assume) comic about the mousetrap robots. Plus the old live action movies. My TMNT knowledge is more meme than memory.
@soso188: cookie cat
 AleisAlpto: sorry. new keyboard. keep missing the key
  TXC2: like that Pig from the resturant at the end of the universe
hat_hair: Is it a CaLick-o
Invitare: and it's like "Eat me. Give me my life's purpose"
 public_key_reveal_party: Would it help if the ice cream cat wanted to be eaten?
 Kentosaurus: oh no
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh I've had this
 Robot_Bones: Cookie Cat! He left his family behind
 kilnfiendpotter: It's delicious
 Brozard: Those are delicious
maclenrac: fork a cat
 GredGredmansson: Channel 6 News
 flatluigi: it has channel 6!
 BrowneePointz: It channels for 6! Cuz April works for...CHANNEL 6!
 RocknGrohlNerd: also also chat! why Adam so big ? Adam you are absolute unit !
CAKHost: Food Cat Mutant is ...not a creature type I wanted to read
 trident042: Channel - 6 is such a silly way to flavor win
 Vinewood_OG: Each!?
CAKHost: Eyyyy!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Bite spell
 BrowneePointz: yea this version is an Aussie Lady
CAKHost: Very Southern
 trident042: He was Gambit, but ornery.  Ornery..er.  Ornerier.  He grump.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Well, Cajun.
 GredGredmansson: i prefer the 03 and 12 Leatherhead, who's much calmer unless he goes in a berserk state
 freshmaker__: Played by Jim Cummings in the earlier cartoons I think?
PorpoisesUnknown: yes you do Adam
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I know this one from the 2003 series
thanzo: turtles concurrently throughout time
 GredGredmansson: That might be a different one, but props for remember
 BrowneePointz: yea 03/12 Leatherhead is very Lizard coded. accidentally mutated and wants to be human again
 GredGredmansson: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen never forget Zog
  TXC2: Adam Secret TMNT savant
 BrowneePointz: and dealing with his nature
 GamerCat88: something has been unlocked by lookinat the art
CAKHost: *Childhood memories Restored* DS.Wav
shtevie3: Isn't Leatherhead a lady?
 BlueMechanic: a lot are clones
 BrowneePointz: in this set yes
EvilBadman: @shtevie3 depends on iteration
 BrowneePointz: in the Comics/shows no
 GredGredmansson: @shtevie3 only in this set and the Mutant Mayhem movie
shtevie3: ah ok
Azegoroth: there were a lot more video game references than I expected
 Tom_Bruise: teenage mutant repressed memories, teenage mutant repressed memories, teenage mutant repressed merories, lore dumps in halfshell, turtle power
 BrowneePointz: Wizards was allowed a pretty decent amount of creative freedom with this set
 BrowneePointz: which is rad
 GredGredmansson: we don't have too many female characters otherwise
 BrowneePointz: this art...SLAPS
 GredGredmansson: Hey Stockman
 BrowneePointz: this might be my fave art in the set
TriseAlpha: Continuity in TMNT is... let's call it "fluid"
 GredGredmansson: Love Baxter Stockman
CAKHost: Rat Traps!
 GredGredmansson: @TriseAlpha every instance of the turtles is its own separate universe
CAKHost: NO
 queen_glizzabeth: Oh no
shtevie3: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TriseAlpha Well, it is all about the ooze.
  TXC2: continutiy is surgestion
saljik007: I had a meeting who won match 1?
CAKHost: 
  TheMadChicken: throwing the enemy at the camera! classic
 BrowneePointz: Chat I'm afraid...this set might actually be super duper fun(is not afraid about it at all)
 lochnessseammonster: hell yeah 
 flatluigi: turtles has a lot of parallel universes
  TXC2: saljik007 Graham did
 GredGredmansson: @saljik007 graham
TriseAlpha: @GredGredmansson Including the one where they met the Power Rangers
saljik007: @TXC2 Thanks
 INCSlayer: i wonder if the flying space cow head shows up on any of the card
maclenrac: indestructible artifact resurrection
 BrowneePointz: @TriseAlpha Next Mutation
 Tom_Bruise: "will they pay me if I say yes?"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @INCSlayer Yes
CAKHost: Oooze yousay?
noSmokeFire: the OoOoOzeeee
 theymerLoviatar: how did Adam do that with his voice
 GredGredmansson: @INCSlayer YES! Transdimensional Bovie
 GamerCat88: the Kevin Nash arc
saljik007: @INCSlayer I think it has one of them
jumping_point: Hello everyone! Hope you're all having fun?
 GredGredmansson: bovine*
 feelingfroggo: ooooooooooooooooze
 BusTed: backdoor SwS
 flatluigi: GREAT art
 BrowneePointz: wait this is a TMNT3 reference!
CAKHost: XD
  TXC2: theymerLoviatar he works out 
 Bugberry: Overprotect's cousin
  TXC2: hello jumping_point welcome
 doubleo21: This is just making me miss Sidewalk Slam all the more.
 Vinewood_OG: "Kevin Nash lol. Thought he died."
Azegoroth: wait that's overprotect but power crept
 Brozard: Coming Out of Their Shells!!
 Micalovits: Oh, thats a great take on harmonize in that art
 public_key_reveal_party:  foiled
 Kata_The_Cat: What is "Serge foiled"?
CAKHost: Serge is a what now
  TXC2: VERY 80's coded art
 fracassio: She's Dazzler 
 pipshardfour: Secret of the Ooze is being shown in select theaters this March for the 35th anniversary of the movie. Enjoy!
jumping_point: Hey TXC2! Nice to see you. Hope you're doing well?
 Bruceski: flavor text is more ninja rap too
 GredGredmansson: i like broccoli on pizza
 Brozard: I can't believe they referenced the stage musical
 benjamin_wheeler: broc on pizza legit great btw
CAKHost: XD
  TXC2: jumping_point I'm fine thank you, hope you're well also
 Brozard: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/d/db/Tmntcoots_sewer.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120420004711
 trident042: The pizza basics are not to everyone's tastes (lol) but I am absolutely getting a stack of the rooftop leaping full arts
 BusTed: I think I got the tape of Coming Out of Their Shells from Pizza Hut or something
 INCSlayer: He does machines!
CAKHost: I didn't even realize that was a thing until just said XD
   Anubis169: 
 pipshardfour: like the card....or actually eating broc on pizza
Jet_Almighty: Are the backs poorly centered? or just odd angle?
 flatluigi: shoutouts to charge counters.dec
 BrowneePointz: @benjamin_wheeler I will DEMOLISH a chicken broc alfredo pizza
 GamerCat88: artifact or creature
 DarkMorford: @BusTed Hell yeah, I had that cassette too. Probably still have it around somewhere.
jumping_point: @TXC2 glad to hear it! Me too, because it's weekend. ^^
 CrossXhunteR: !card does machines
  LRRbot: Does Machines [1U] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, mill two cards, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / {1}{U}: Level 2 / When this Class becomes level 2, return up to two target artifact cards from your graveyard to your hand. / {4}{U}: Level 3 / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on target artifact you control. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot creature in addition to its other types.
TriseAlpha: Donny enjoys Modular machines
  @Simriel: channel: 6 is actually genius
@jasonkorf7700: yes they do, and Super Shredder is strong
@iSmartMan1: And you can STACK those??
 GredGredmansson: I think that's a different Utrom
 NarfBlinko: better than Modular, can go on non-artifact creatures
 GredGredmansson: member of Krang's species
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: there are good ultroms
   Anubis169: probably sabotaging it
 Goombill: Yeah, there's more Utroms than just Krang
 GredGredmansson: most of them are good guys
 INCSlayer: Past Graham thats just another Utrom
 DiscordianTokkan: Krang looked surprised, like he's spilling him drink
CAKHost: Why won't he work on a Krang Body, boys
  Pharmacistjudge: it's taking me a bit to remember Leo wears blue, is white.  Don wears purple, is blue.  Mike wears orange is green.  Raph is the only one who wears red and is red.
TriseAlpha: Iirc, in that continuity, Krang tricked them into helping him
CAKHost: Answer the question
 BusTed: Bury my shell on wounded knee!
 Vinewood_OG: Charlie?
 Brozard: @BusTed I definitely had the cassette as a kid, not sure if it still exists. I should look for that and my Fraggle Rock OST.
 CrossXhunteR: wait, can the city of brass and the battlebond land reprints show up in the collector boosters too?
 GamerCat88: m'Verminister
 GredGredmansson: this is the IDW Rat King, who's basically the ancient immortal trickster being
 theymerLoviatar: he's gonna smooch that rat
 NarfBlinko: Vermin-ister
 fracassio: "Verminister" is inspired
 BrowneePointz: so the easiest way to explain Rat King chat...he's a God
 BusTed: @Brozard awesome
 public_key_reveal_party: Verminister is actually kinda great
 GredGredmansson: as opposed to "some guy who lives in the sewer"
 BrowneePointz: he's just a trickster Rat God
  TXC2: Verminister, said like it's place in the UK
cluislp: @CrossXhunteR yes... everything is in the Collector Booster
thanzo: the prime verminister
 Kata_The_Cat: Is that for a Relentless Rats deck?
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 Technic_AL: Rat Colony tech!
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz isn't he like, the origin of the Pied Piper myth or something
 BusTed: hilarious
silenceaux: hehe pack rat
 flatluigi: peter laird!
h3rsh3yb4r: why is some of the art very cool and so much of the art sloppy goo pizza
CAKHost: That ART
Arboille: relentless rats.deck
  TXC2: this dino has pants!
 NarfBlinko: @thanzo 
 BrowneePointz: @GredGredmansson iirc? I don't remember all The Pantheon Members. Just Toad Baron, Kitsune and Rat King
okniwy: Silver pants
 flatluigi: @h3rsh3yb4r they wanted the pizza to look gross intentionally
 trident042: He's silver-clad!
CAKHost: Silver Pantser
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz Kitsune also has a legendary, and Manmoth has a nonlegendary common
TriseAlpha: Pantsaurus
 BrowneePointz: @h3rsh3yb4r if you look at the set there's actually very, VERY few gooey pizza arts
 Strebenherz: 
CAKHost: Silver Surf-pantsers?
 BrowneePointz: it's mostly the Pizza lands that are super goopy
 GredGredmansson: and Toad Baron has a minion that's a reverse Poison Dart Frog
CAKHost: Eh
 BrowneePointz: Alberto
 ArtDecoSunburn: @GredGredmansson I used to teach the Pied Piper myth in some of my history classes as an excellent example of early modern central European contract law. "Don't pay up? Look what happens."
 BrowneePointz: he's the Head of Staff at Toad Baron's Den of Delights
 INCSlayer: there's Zog, Traxximus and Prime Leader Zanramon that i know are named Triceratons
Jet_Almighty: Ooze frame...
 deworde: Which is Graham and Adam's series? 1990 or 2003?
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz oh i didn't know he had a name, that's cool
 BrowneePointz: Sewer Frame @Jet_Almighty
jumping_point: The mob that's hanging onto the bus in the background is hilarious. xD
  Pharmacistjudge: i wonder why the pizza is so goopy...like new york style pizza does not have that much cheese to be goopy.
 NarfBlinko: Sewer Frame
 BusTed: @deworde 90
  TXC2: deworde 1990 almost certinaly
 BrowneePointz: The Turtles order with extra everything
 BrowneePointz: and they're gross
 ArtDecoSunburn: @INCSlayer Named after the 1920s king of Albania.
  Juliamon: Pharmacistjudge But it *is* pizza that spent time in a sewer
 GredGredmansson: @Pharmacistjudge i'll chock it up to sewer fumes
 flatluigi: it is sewer pizza, emphasis on the sewer
 BrowneePointz: @deworde 1987*
 deworde: @busted That's what I thought, but I don't remember Zog from the 90s cartoon .
TriseAlpha: Quick shoutout to Shredder's Revenge
CAKHost: 90s nostalgia has Eatten the Popeye Spinach
 flatluigi: some of the pizza basics are legit getting pulled out of the water
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CAKHost: o/
   Anubis169 flips the switch
 RocknGrohlNerd: PPR? here? now?
 BrowneePointz: reminder chat, TMNT #1 is from 1984, the cartoon is from 87, they're older than ya think
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   Anubis169:    
 Strebenherz: Bens v
 queen_glizzabeth: Nice sweater Wheeler
 GredGredmansson:   
CAKHost: Hello fwends! o/
 CrossXhunteR: ooh, a BB&J
hiFunko: round deuce
 red_shoes_jeff: Iiit's Ben...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
maclenrac: sweet sweater
LilyOfTheVeil666: Ben v Ben!
 ExhaustedElox: Hello Chat! Once again, I am in you! 
 CrossXhunteR: throw him into the camera
  TXC2: hello ExhaustedElox welcome
ShifuDaxiongmao: yay, a Ben-off!
 GamerCat88: boosties
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 James_the_Dabbler: @ExhaustedElox Concerning
 BrowneePointz: Eastman and Laird, real good designers
maclenrac: yaaaah
vinopinguino: Teenage mutant ninja Bens
 public_key_reveal_party: It's still morning there, so James's stream can still be represented
CAKHost: Token Bug Boy
  LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
ThanhtTheBoss: Wheeler always has such nice sweaters.
  LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  TXC2: Tunnel Rats Rule!
CAKHost: SECRE=
 StrideTheEarth: Woo my two favorite Bens
 flatluigi: 👉
 GredGredmansson: HEY.  NO.
 flatluigi: the eepy point squad
 Kentosaurus: [insert leo pointing meme]
  LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
 queen_glizzabeth: That effect is incredible
   Anubis169: LOL
CAKHost: XD
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CAKHost: THank you paul!
 Tom_Bruise: "Alright, troops, arrest that turtle"
 GamerCat88: delayed sneek is the best
TriseAlpha: Thank you Paul!
  TXC2: a flawless UI
@Oxymaugnus: Yes
@KustarKnight: artifact *or* creature?
@DjGameKing: Not chill with Krang, but other utroms (Krang's species) they are chill with in the comics :)
@iSmartMan1: @KustarKnight Artifact, but can be artifact creature
@amirashika: Over the Hedge UB set to get the Verminator when?
@KustarKnight: @iSmartMan1 no...it says or. it can put those counters when the artifact creature dies on any creature
@iSmartMan1: @KustarKnight Oh, I thought you were talking about the first ability
@KustarKnight: ahh gotcha
@Spacepup18: I like the cards and art, except for the pizza. Every pizza I've seen looks like it was drawn by someone who *hates* pizza.
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@ironpage: Art I find hit or miss. Except the pizzas, they all look bad
@Eggyism: I like Wheelers sweater
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  @Simriel: Wheeler looks cozy
@iSmartMan1: To be fair, would any of you want to eat pizzas with those toppings?
@axeltalt9452: Will there be any opportunities to win some stuff this PPR? :3
 @LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@ironpage: Bet Wheeler has a WuTang name for his deck
  @Simriel: TMNT pizza is like... famously Bad
 @LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul is a ninja wizard
  LRRbot: Lessons from Life [2GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
 ExhaustedElox: Paul keeps earning his paycheck 
 KWardJenx: Thank is awesome
 GredGredmansson: 1 Growth 3 Spiral
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
jumping_point: I love these overlay shenanigans. Good job, Paul! Thank you!
 queen_glizzabeth: They're playing magic in lessons of life
 NarfBlinko: turtles playing MTG, fun fun
TriseAlpha: Magic with Magic
 BrowneePointz: !card Karai's Technique
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Good lord Paul is good at what he does
vinopinguino: Paul keeps one upping himself with each new set, bravo
CAKHost: If there is ever an Adam West Batman Set, I fully expect cartoon sound effects.jpegs everywhere
   Anubis169: !card Karai Tech
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CAKHost: You know if you have time
   Anubis169: hmm
 NarfBlinko: cards from TMC not in the card reader
  LRRbot: Thriving Grove | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than green. / {T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.
 ExhaustedElox: Judge, what's the difference between Sneak and Ninjutsu? I missed the rules video.
 Lord_Hosk: SHredder got him
 Kentosaurus: card reader just making it more suspenseful for the next sneak effect
PorpoisesUnknown: rip Paul the goat
 ghizmou: he must have snuck away
 Vinewood_OG: Whew
 GredGredmansson: Karai's Technique {1}{W}{B} Sorcery Sneak {W}{B} (You may cast this spell for {W}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Choose one or both — • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. • Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Ravenous Robots [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/1] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {R}, {T}: Creature tokens you control gain haste until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: Paul was too Sneaky ninja
 flatluigi: @ExhaustedElox sneak is a casting cost
  LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @exhaustedelox Declare blockers step only, cast and not ability, can be on instant and sorcery
 NarfBlinko: The lands in the precon are really good this time around.
  LRRbot: Broadcast Takeover [2RRR] | Sorcery | Gain control of all artifacts your opponents control until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.
 LRRMTG_Judge: Sneak counts as casting a spell therefore it can appear on non-creatures and Sneak can only be done during the declare blockers step
 Lord_Hosk: sack all them food
 BrowneePointz: with SICK art
  LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.
EvilBadman: Ben's bonus sheet pulls have been absurd
CAKHost: Wait...
CAKHost: Is that... the 5th turtle?
vinopinguino: I kinda like that art
 GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: in the original Mirage comics, ALL the turtles had Red Masks.  So we don't know which one this is
 BrowneePointz: depends on the version
 Dog_of_Myth: New goal to work towards
CAKHost: There was a 5th turtle, right?
 flatluigi: sometimes they have different numbers of fingers
 GasCityGaming: Leatherhead?
TriseAlpha: Slash, maybe?
CAKHost: Maybe I'm missremembering
 flatluigi: there's like multiple dozen other turtles
 BrowneePointz: definitely not Slash. Slash is WAY larger
 flatluigi: i think there's three or four in the set
 GredGredmansson: Slash is more like a Tortoise anyway
 BusTed: flap on down
  LRRbot: Action News Crew [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.
 GredGredmansson: Channel 6 News
 flatluigi: channel 6 news
 BrowneePointz: Alberto!
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 queen_glizzabeth: That's so good
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Such a good top down design gag
 GredGredmansson: Poison Dart Frog but Backwards
 GredGredmansson: starts with Deathtouch and gains Reach
 BrowneePointz: his actual name is Alberto
 flatluigi: who up frutting they butlers
  LRRbot: Agent Bishop, Man in Black [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
 GredGredmansson: oooooh heck yeah Bishop
 INCSlayer: ohh Bishop
 Lord_Hosk: Back in my day we played 1/2s for 2 with no upside... AND WE LIKED IT!
 Sage0fMadness: frutler sounds not safe for twitch
 freshmaker__: new frog detected. I believe there are 4 of them in the set. (I only know this because I collect frogs)
 INCSlayer: Bishop was great
 CrossXhunteR: game 2?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Double that zendikar rising rare?
 GredGredmansson: guy hates all aliens, and thinks the mutants are aliens
 Gekyouryuu: @Sage0fMadness Better than if we used the other vowel as the joining point
TriseAlpha: Vigilant news crew
  Pharmacistjudge: i wonder if that is good enough for canlander
 GredGredmansson: best thing the 2003 series added to turtle mythos
CAKHost: For some reason my brain made me remember this parady turtle comic I read a lot as a kid. I don't remember the title
 Sage0fMadness: @Gekyouryuu true lol
 Jethrain: Agent Bishop, Human Soldier
  TXC2: 3 mana is a lot for canlander
CAKHost: Though it was weirdly graphic?
CAKHost: Eh whatever
thaneofstuff: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Add a mana, make it Legendary. Does a lot for card balance
SquatchBear: oh i thought he was going for the Men in Black song
 pipshardfour: wheeler looks nice in green
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token.
 BrowneePointz: Rizzlord Mikey
   Anubis169: 
vinopinguino: So much rizz
 AleisAlpto: @SquatchBear i actually sang it!
 GredGredmansson: Bishop is also in the 2012 series, but in that version he's an Utrom councilmember where all the members are chess pieces
 GamerCat88: the about to give us a "Dad talk" Michelangelo
vinopinguino: A turtle walks up to you at a bar...
 Gekyouryuu: A-gent Bi-shop, a man in black! Legendary creature! Human soldier!
  TXC2: "hey kids, lets rap..."
 CrossXhunteR: I hate this Mikey, because of the card name not matching the other uncommons in this cycle
  LRRbot: Mighty Mutanimals [2WW] | Creature — Mutant Rebel [2/1] | When this creature enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: @GredGredmansson what rank/piece is he?
   Anubis169: vinopinguino: it takes 2 hours
 BrowneePointz: Dreadmon and Jagwar!
   Anubis169: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: SYNERGY
 Vinewood_OG: Concerned principal trying to turn this school around Mikey
 @LRRbot: Lessons from Life [2GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
@iSmartMan1: Henge no Jutsu!
 @LRRbot: Thriving Grove | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than green. / {T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.
@MommaGart: very foily Collector Booster
 @LRRbot: Ravenous Robots [1R] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/1] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {R}, {T}: Creature tokens you control gain haste …
@aceviru: PAUL come back to us
 @LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
@aceviru: We promise to behave.
 @LRRbot: Broadcast Takeover [2RRR] | Sorcery | Gain control of all artifacts your opponents control until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.
@iSmartMan1: We needed more cards of Baxter Stockman suffering
 @LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the begi…
@DjGameKing: 2 fingers and a thumb is general, but it has been inconsistent and sometimes a third finger shows up
 @LRRbot: Action News Crew [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
@KustarKnight: maybe that underworld breach is a picture of Leatherhead?
 @LRRbot: Agent Bishop, Man in Black [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo en…
 @LRRbot: Mighty Mutanimals [2WW] | Creature — Mutant Rebel [2/1] | When this creature enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 cou…
TriseAlpha: Definitely Sonic characters. 
 GredGredmansson: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen ...Spy?  i forget
  TXC2: Mutanimals, coming this summer to ABC
 WrightJustice: Ouphe
crono3453: Wheeler did say his deck was cracked
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: D'oh! Of course Bishop is bishop, I had a brain fart
PorpoisesUnknown: I think the rad tokens are kinda 'rad" ;0
 GredGredmansson: apparently the mutant token is based on a popular background character in the IDW comic
 GredGredmansson: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen oh sorry i thought you were doing a bit
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @trisealpha Alas, while Sonic has ninjas and turtles, but not one that is both
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Nope, just moment of dumb
 GredGredmansson: Illegitimate Business, or as I like to call it, "Urban Jungle Hollow"
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I've seen basically none of the 2012 series
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 GredGredmansson: so Cori had the Raph deck, now Ben has the Mikey deck
CAKHost: Brain won't drop the thought: It thinks the title is like "Mighty Morphen Paradey Mascots"???
 Niehilius: isn't that just revolt?
CAKHost: I'll drop this
 Sage0fMadness: Quick, turn Illegitimate Business into a Legitimate Businessperson
 BrowneePointz: That removal spell is real good
TriseAlpha: Wow
  TheMadChicken: wheeler knows not mercy
milkydeew: turn 11 damage ooooofffff
 GredGredmansson: for 6 mana even
 Mr_Bitterness: Settle's on the bonus sheet
PorpoisesUnknown: Damnn wheeler
 Vinewood_OG: Settle down
caelzair: isnt that a 4 drop, how can that spell exile it
 BusTed: rude but cool
 GasCityGaming: Ben did call it in the intro video about his deck though
 pipshardfour: there is a Raph in this format
  TXC2: Mr_Bitterness cool, never playing this limited format then 
 lamina5432: is it a settle
Sealtest: wait isnt settle only secret lair
 GredGredmansson: @caelzair uncommon mikey is a 4 drop, common mikey is a 3 drop
  Pywodwagon: @Mr_Bitterness thats a SLD
Fableist: the prophecy comess true
 flatluigi: i wanna see the cool cards ulmer opened
TriseAlpha: There are many Mikeys
 Mr_Bitterness: @Pywodwagon Ah, my bad, saw it mentioned earlier in chat
 dolphgrim: My fav card from Teedles is GOVT AGENT™️
 GamerCat88: pizza party yay
TriseAlpha: 🍕
Sealtest: AWESOME
 RockPusher:   
 GhostValv: wowie
PorpoisesUnknown: LMFAO
shtevie3: 
 CrossXhunteR: thanks James
 kilnfiendpotter: My Patreon dollars at work!
  NapalmSideburns: Wow, Thanks James!
 SeaDiegoFC: Thanks James!
 BrowneePointz: It's okay Ben's just gonna Draw Jitte this game and go off
 martypunker: But I'm not at home it's gonna get cold
Azegoroth: I did eat pizza just a little bit ago
 Kentosaurus: Pizza
 rynsfelda: 30 minutes or it's free?
 WrightJustice: I'm too full for pizza 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 Voidhawk42: 123 Fake Street
  TXC2: WHEELER NO!
 neisan2112: Don't do any of that
 freshmaker__: alrighty then. i trust this is real... here i go
 Vinewood_OG: 1234 fake street
 SeaDiegoFC: Do you want my social too?
Derekwillis: What about the three numbers on the back and expiration date?
 pipshardfour: for legal reasons this is a joke
PorpoisesUnknown: What about the 9 numbers of my social security? I feel like you hsould also just HAVE that
 foolish_s4mwise: don’t forget those 3 fun numbers on the back!
 Tom_Bruise: Don't forget the numbers on the back of the card so your purchase can be fully vetted
CAKHost: For the Zzzud
Sealtest: do you also need the 3 digits on the back of my card?
3schr: Do you take Apple Pay?
imperial_fps: My address is jut wheelers moms house he should know it well ./m
IaCthulhuFthagn: Statistically, one random chatter will receive a pizza they did not order.
 INCSlayer: okay my home adddress is: fake street 1234, and my credit card number is 0000-0000-0000-0001
PhuzNutz: We need the security code expiration date too
 Molator: 123 fake street
 GamerCat88: does the pizza have banana on it
0gl1tch0: @INCSlayer Mr. Burns?
TriseAlpha: 122-8 Rank Ave. (Iykyj)
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 RockPusher: Hmmmm, now I want pizza but it is 9am and the pizza places aren't really open yet
  Juliamon: I am actually entirely coincidentally having pizza today
  LRRbot: Action News Crew [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: I think Ben would love to know the Frutler's actual name is Alberto
 Gekyouryuu: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for tardy pizza
 Kata_The_Cat: I can't have Pizza Hut today, I already had Taco Bell.
Vampyre_Lord: 122 Baker Ln, credit card number 3, and social security number is 2 juust to   be safe
PorpoisesUnknown: Okay, so how is the action news crew not technically a vehicle based creature?
  TXC2: chat why do you all live in the same house?
 BrowneePointz: @Gekyouryuu late pizza*
 INCSlayer: @0gl1tch0 that was only a simpsons reference because everything is a simpsons reference i did not intend to reference them
 Mr_Bitterness: @Gekyouryuu I was desperately trying to remember the quote
 Tom_Bruise: Dejavu! Habba dibba da boo bi da! I don't actually know the lyrics to this sooong!
 Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePointz Ah, ty
ThanhtTheBoss: @TXC2 We're millenials, the economy is pretty bad for us. 
 GredGredmansson: Baby Shredder!
PhuzNutz: I had a dope prosciutto and arugula pizza already. Pepperoni gives me haertburn
temurtoons: first time catching a PPR live, psyched to see some Ben on Ben violence
TriseAlpha: Poof! Ninja!
   Anubis169: welcome in temurtoons!
  TXC2: ThanhtTheBoss yeah, it sure is
   Anubis169: pull up a chair 
 CrossXhunteR: no
 BrowneePointz: after damage
  TXC2: hello temurtoons welcome
vinopinguino: Which they still did 30 min or less pizza... 😢
 Kata_The_Cat: @TXC2 The only way to survive in this economy is joining a polycule commune.
temurtoons: thanks all!
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz can't do it after damage
@datastorm17: Ben v Ben? Ben wins right?
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put …
@amirashika: Luminarch Aspirant in shambles
  @Reach_W: MAgic: The Gathering
@ironpage: Oh boy
@ironpage: The beatdown
@datastorm17: lol I wish
@FishlegStudio: deal!
@iSmartMan1: 123 Fake Street
@datastorm17: hold the anchovies
@MommaGart: 1234 Moonbase Ave
 @LRRbot: Action News Crew [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.
@keeganlucas2071: Delivering pizza at 653 in the morning. Dedicated to the craft.
 pipshardfour: ah I want to see multiple sneaks
 LRRMTG_Judge: sneak is only during declare blockers step
RangerAlpha7: no more after damage sneakery, a sacrifice to make ninjitsu rules torment judges slightly less
 BrowneePointz: ope yep it is
Armoric: He can only before damage, WotC doesn't like you doing stuff end of combat to "recycle" your creatures
TriseAlpha: SUPER sneaky
 BrowneePointz: Had to read that paragraph of reminder text
  LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
Vampyre_Lord: oh boy, we sneaking in a storm?
 GredGredmansson: Shredder's technique, to kill Shredder
  TXC2: Kata_The_Cat I need to find one then pronto 
Dr_fragenstien: i just don't know why ben would want to sneak multiple times in that instance'
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
topbanana_splat: aw I enjoyed the post damage ninjutsu nonsense. shame to see it go in the new set
 GredGredmansson: its symbolic or something
 BrowneePointz: Alberto is back on the escalator!
  TXC2: Frogifers!
maclenrac: Sneaky storm count
  LRRbot: Leader's Talent [1W] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. / {3}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
 GredGredmansson: Leonardo Leads!
PorpoisesUnknown: lmao
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  LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
   LoadingReadyRun: Activating multiple sneaks in a row should be called "The sneaky conga line"
 GredGredmansson: stacks on stacks on stacks
 BrowneePointz: yea Death in the Family is a real good removal jesus
TriseAlpha: I missed Cool but Rude
Vampyre_Lord: cant wait for the batman set
 Tom_Bruise: Operation "Don't Let The Jitte Player Untap With Any Creature" in full effect I see
Chartle: death in the family... exiles
topbanana_splat: can’t wait to see death in the family reprinted in the Batman set
  TXC2: do we have an effect like this before? or is it destroy only ?
  Pharmacistjudge: !card long goodbye
  LRRbot: Long Goodbye [1B] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.
 BrowneePointz: @TriseAlpha leo's is the one in the cycle that doesn't follow the lyrics
clockworkmenagerie: turns out that being strictly worse anointed by affliction is still good
clockworkmenagerie: !card anointed by affliction
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Micalovits: Lets go Frogler!
 BrowneePointz: JENNIKA!
  LRRbot: Jennika, Bad Apple Big Sister [4W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | When Jennika enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Plainscycling {2}
thaneofstuff: @clockworkmenagerie Anointed Affliction
 BrowneePointz: She's the 5th Turtle!
Dr_fragenstien: which one is Jennika?
 GredGredmansson: not the pig
 GredGredmansson: the turtle on the right
   LoadingReadyRun: "I've had a death in the family. it was me  "
clockworkmenagerie: !card anointed affliction
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 GredGredmansson: with the yellow
topbanana_splat: bad apple?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Touhou is in TMNT?
TriseAlpha: The eleventh Fifth Turtle
  LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
 James_the_Dabbler: Turtle Typal
 red_shoes_jeff: Nine of them are the fifth turtle.
clockworkmenagerie: !card anoint with affliction
  LRRbot: Anoint with Affliction [1B] | Instant | Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less. / Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.
vinopinguino: Da heck is happening on that card lol
thanzo: she's like the 3rd fifth turtle
 BrowneePointz: Jennika is a former Foot Ninja who allies with the Turtles, gets nearly killed, gets a Blood Tranfusion from Leo and mutates into a turtle
 flatluigi: @vinopinguino it's part of a giant panorama of 9 cards
thaneofstuff: @clockworkmenagerie Ah. I had forgotten. My bad. Anoint with Affliction
  LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
PorpoisesUnknown: FOOT nINJA FOOT NINJA TOE
 flatluigi: casual 8 life swing
 flatluigi: can we get ulmer a game 3
Vampyre_Lord: isnt that backwards? a foot ninja BECOMES jennika
 BrowneePointz: she's the 2nd "fifth" turtle and the official actual Fifth turtle until Venus got rehab'd in the comics. Next Mutation Venus is...bad. @thanzo
 Decaped: huh, some anti-synergy with counters and sneak
Dr_fragenstien: sometimes you're the beats, sometimes you're the beaten
 Tom_Bruise: It's the curse. The curse of pulling a Jitte
PorpoisesUnknown: unlikely Ben
 CrossXhunteR: in the words of Michelangelo, “ah, he’s mollywhopping me”
TriseAlpha: Welp.
  LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. If this creature's sneak cost was paid, instead exile the chosen creature.
 GredGredmansson: So i checked, there are 10 Legendary Named Turtles in this set.  Name them all!
 fracassio: lol
thanzo: @BrowneePointz good to know, thanks!
  TheMadChicken: WOOF
kaareendrup: Game 3!!!
thanzo: oouphe
  LRRbot: The Last Ronin [4BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy all creatures. / II — Mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on it. It gains trample, lifelink, and indestructible until end of turn.
maclenrac: No mercy
vinopinguino: Jeez louise
Manitu_25: dayum
  Pharmacistjudge: Ben proves the curse is real
 pipshardfour: I want Wheeler's pool
 Kentosaurus: Ben called it in the pack opening video
 flatluigi: ulmer show off your jitte
Vampyre_Lord: ben what did you want to double sneak??
 Mr_Bitterness: Open Jitte, never draw hit
PorpoisesUnknown: Salty game 3?
thanzo: dang
  TXC2: damn Wheeler CRUSHED it
 GasCityGaming: There is no mercy in this dojo!
 Tom_Bruise: Thanks for the... uh... games...
  NapalmSideburns: Vicious!
 lamina5432: this ppr is going fast.
 GredGredmansson: kathleen wink?
 shendaras: 
 BrowneePointz: Wheeler speed running the PPR lol
Dr_fragenstien: now that we've seen 2 games we can safely say that the entire format is fast
 GamerCat88: enjoy pizza
 dolphgrim: 😭😭😭
maclenrac: Ben: Man this pool is good
 BrowneePointz: Round 1 had lots of back and forth @Dr_fragenstien
 GredGredmansson: @Dr_fragenstien but turtles
PorpoisesUnknown: Crack a PACK
 Kata_The_Cat: The judges should be forced to play their game in Judge's Tower mode.
 DarkMorford: I'm gonna go put some pizza bagels in the oven for lunch
  TXC2: oh right Ben had Jitte 
 BrowneePointz: Wheeler's deck was just mega loaded on removal and bombs
 Kentosaurus: lol that cold open
goombalax: you can't say Huh thats bit infringement
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
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 @LRRbot: Leader's Talent [1W] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it h…
 @LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Jennika, Bad Apple Big Sister [4W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | When Jennika enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Plainscycling {2}
@iSmartMan1: There she is!
  @Reach_W: ever on and on, she continues circling!
@sandravanekova7388: play a plains and puts a Swamp on field love IT :D
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
@DjGameKing: Damn, Wheeler's deck looks very nasty
 @LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves t…
@ironpage: Black/white seems very strong in this limited format
  @Reach_W: Ben-Ben missing the line of holding up Manamorphose into Settle the Wreckage smh my head
@ironpage: Sample size: 2 games
 Dog_of_Myth: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: What, the North 100 set review is already out? (Part 1, anyway)
 Voidhawk42: !card bovine
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Transdimensional Bovine; Bovine Intervention
CAKHost: XD
 RocknGrohlNerd: big Benny wheels
CAKHost: XDDD
 Commodore_Perry_GG: YES
 freshmaker__: omg yes memory unlocked holy crap
  TXC2: the art on Tansdimensional Bovine SUPER looks like the logo of the laughing cow
SquatchBear: ugh ad again at the best part
 Commodore_Perry_GG: I got one from some sort of school secret Santa or something
TriseAlpha: I thought Metalhead was the first "fifth turtle "
 BrowneePointz: uh...not really? Slash would be the first "new honorary member"
 Tom_Bruise: Turtles became ninjas, Ninjas became turtles, Cats and dogs are now living together. Mass hysteria
 Waterscorpion: I still have my old talking turtle
 Commodore_Perry_GG: And that strip of plastic disappeared and it never worked again
 DarkMorford: @Tom_Bruise Cats become ice cream...
 Waterscorpion: All depended on how fast you pulled it through
  TXC2: is that pizza for Bi people, or pizza that makes you Bi ?
 Bugberry: spider-man's car for instance, unless he's out in the country.
 KustarKnight: i had some kind of turtle/transformer thing.  I forget what they transformed into
 foolish_s4mwise: …now I want pizza
 TheMerricat: Wheeler remembers the Thanos Copter. 
 BrowneePointz: and then Venus(who folks didn't like cuz Next mutation was baaaad). IDW introduced Jennika was introduced in 2014 and is the one most consider the "actual factual 5th turtle"
 Kata_The_Cat: @TXC2 If a bi person eats the second pizza, do they become a quad?
 GredGredmansson: "Hamato" is Splinter's surname.  Or it's the surname of his owner.  Continuities are weird.
TriseAlpha: @TXC2 I think its just two half-pizzas? 
 BrowneePointz: and then a few years later Lita was added
 omdorastrix: I thought Cats became Samurais - and pizza delivery
  TXC2: Kata_The_Cat a polycule yes
 BusTed: front-facing splinter
 Kata_The_Cat: @TXC2 Ooh, I'll have six.
hat_hair: I believe this Splinter is specifically one who was a human once
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  TXC2: TriseAlpha just buy a full pizza, it's cheeper for more pizza 
TriseAlpha: Pizzacule?
 BusTed: they can get infected
 BrowneePointz: also, Jennika is Bi and has a Punk Rock Singer girlfriend who is a Pig Mutant
  TXC2: HEY! it's only once a night....
 DarkMorford: Oh, I bet Maro loves the squirrel mutants
   Anubis169: yes
 Tom_Bruise: damn squirlanoids, always ruining my sleep
 GredGredmansson: @hat_hair yep, Hamato Yoshi is the full name.  But sometime he's a pet owned by Yoshi and he just knew martial arts from osmosis after his mutation
 Kentosaurus: typical squirrel
   Anubis169: i still have the squirrel trap (humane cage trap)
 GredGredmansson: this is an IDW comics moment I think?
 Tom_Bruise: Iunno, that doesn't *look* humane
  Juliamon: We had squirrels in our basement, which we found out when their acorn stash collapsed a chunk of insulation
 BrowneePointz: this is from a version where Donnie almost died, and they had to put his mind in Metalhead to save him
 GredGredmansson: Donnie's mind is copied into Metalhead I think?
glitched_goddess: 8 years ago was the lie right? please?
 gibbousm: Four years ago
 Bugberry: !card suit up
  LRRbot: Suit Up [2U] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature or Vehicle becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/5. / Draw a card.
 GredGredmansson: YES!
DMGlol: HELL YEAH
 public_key_reveal_party: I personally have never lied on the internet for fun 
 gibbousm: Neon Dynasty was FOUR years ago
 INCSlayer: Hell yea the punk frogs
 BrowneePointz: So chat, the frogs names are Genghis, Attila, Rasputin the Mad, and Napoleon Bonafrog
 Bugberry: you mean battle toads?
  TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I really love lying on the internet to freak people out.
  LRRbot: New quote #9529: "I really love lying on the internet to freak people out." —Wheeler [2026-02-20]
DMGlol: 
TriseAlpha: The Punk Frogs
 RocknGrohlNerd: and stuff???
TriseAlpha: I know them from Shredder's Revenge
  TXC2: punk frogs or Progs...wait
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz Fun Fact, in the 2012 version, Napoleon Bonafrog is voiced by Jon Heder.  And yes he's doing the Napoleon Dynamite voice the whole time.
 BusTed: I remember the other mutant frog team
 LurkerSpine: punk frogs were in the cartoon though I thought
 flatluigi: 40 years of tmnt comics
glitched_goddess: I remember when the punk frogs fought alongside the double dragon guys
 GredGredmansson: Punk Frogs are in a lot of series
 Kentosaurus: @GredGredmansson that is a fun fact
 BrowneePointz: but yea chat, the IDW TMNT comics are reeeaaaal Good
jumping_point: xD
maclenrac: Always read comics
 GredGredmansson: i forget all their weapons, a Mace, an Axe, a Crossbow, and one more
 Vinewood_OG: 
 gibbousm: They're turning the frogs PUNK!
Azegoroth: Notably,. Punk frogs beef with Battle Toads
 LurkerSpine: https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Punk_Frogs_(1987_TV_series)
@DjGameKing: Yeah, seems quite adaptable to either go quite hard fast or be able to grind out games
@Cameron-ds9xs: I want a bi pizza
@sandravanekova7388: I Guess everything with white is good in TMNT
  @Simriel: My understanding is the Squirrel understood wheeler, and Chose to ignore him
  @Simriel: They know they do crimes
@OlinNiord: I have zero clue if it'd be remotely good but it seems like a red/blue Donatello artifact deck could be fun.
@FishlegStudio: !!!
 Kata_The_Cat: Grounded for Life is what Wheeler's gonna get after that bit.
RavingPenguin: She punk my frog til I turtle
Xed_Regulus: I saw some punk frogs at The Offspring/Bad Religion concert last night
 Strebenherz: Good timing on grounded for life
 GredGredmansson: GO TO YOUR ROOM
 GredGredmansson: oh the last weapon is a whip of some kind
TriseAlpha: Nyoinbo?
 DiscordianTokkan: Bo-unce
Knight_Blader: alliteration armament
 RocknGrohlNerd: @gibbousm and than they start playing Ramones and Dead Kennedys, omg
 GredGredmansson: This is Donatello's weapon.  To teach the tech-minded turtle some humility, Splinter intentionally gave him the lowest-tech weapon possible: a big stick.
 BrowneePointz: @GredGredmansson this is from the same comic as Mishama
IaCthulhuFthagn: That sounds like a character name from Final Fantasy XIV.
TriseAlpha: *cough
 Kata_The_Cat: I don't think that's a real word.
 MehallD: good news, it's a made up word
imperial_fps: <message deleted>all words are made up ben
Wolfstrike_NL: <message deleted>All words are made up wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
Dovian: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Thx mat
TriseAlpha: 
  NapalmSideburns: Editing is on point
 emilevitt: 
PhuzNutz: LULZ
 Kata_The_Cat: Good job on the sound effects! 
 Jethrain: Someone had some fun with this editing
maclenrac: I'm a OB Moose
 public_key_reveal_party: Lrr's editors continue to be too powerful
 GredGredmansson: real word confirmed
 BusTed: turtword
ThanhtTheBoss: I would love Wheeler to come and find me, but I'm like forever away
 benjamin_wheeler: what did I say
 GredGredmansson: Wordle
 DiscordianTokkan: Tword
  TXC2: ^
TriseAlpha: It's the amoeba's name
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Wortle
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh
 r10pez10: get 'em
 MehallD: hi ben
 Dog_of_Myth: Get em Ben
 Mr_Horrible: some portmanteaus should be left buried
 Kentosaurus: nicely done wheeler
jumping_point: The glee in those eyes.. xD
  NapalmSideburns: @benjamin_wheeler I thought you made that threat up
 RocknGrohlNerd: BEn! and also Graham !
 BlueMechanic: sometimes you have to make your boss say turd
 gibbousm: Undead Butler
  TXC2: what about goblin recruiter ?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: !card grave purge
  LRRbot: Gravepurge [2B] | Instant | Put any number of target creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library. / Draw a card.
goombalax: the eldraine one is Forever Young
 flatluigi: not a lair :'(
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 Mr_Horrible: it's a land but NOT a lair, what the hell
maclenrac: Hidegetsu mega damage
 comrade_cards: Forever young in Eldtaine was gas too
IaCthulhuFthagn: Wheeler hates Mystical Tutor and Imperial Seal, confirmed.
hat_hair: CAST a Ninja or Turtle, not Ninjutsu
 RocknGrohlNerd: @flatluigi actualy boo wotc, boo
 Mr_Horrible: okay they're speaking to my concerns
TriseAlpha: I can't believe I just picked up the pun... "turdles" in the sewer
goombalax: @comrade_cards won me many games in Gyruda
 Mr_Horrible: order pizza to your PO Box
 GredGredmansson: Evolving Wilds 3
AccessKOde: Tacoma Dome for monster trucks being referenced made me smile.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 123 Fake St
 Micalovits: Good joke whoever edited this
  TXC2: !pobox
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 feelingfroggo: i could also see it in New Capenna
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 fcloud: am i crazy or did wheeler just say "uteruses beyond"
Dovian: Ooof
Vampyre_Lord: poor yager
  NapalmSideburns: Wow
 Kentosaurus: shots fired
 Mr_Horrible: we coulda had a 3rd Strike cabinet on a magic card
maclenrac: Serge!!!
 Voidhawk42: A drive by on Serge everytime 
 public_key_reveal_party: Is it possible to ship a pizza to a po box 
CAKHost: Why do people kept Foiling Serge?!
TriseAlpha: Kali
Dovian: That's a spicy avatar
 RocknGrohlNerd: stop it. or youĺl get the Snerge
  TXC2: public_key_reveal_party fun story, it's not
 Hansk_and_Boo: They did that so he would remember putting basics in this commander decks
IaCthulhuFthagn: Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond: Splinter Cell?
Vampyre_Lord: @public_key_reveal_party not since... the incident
hat_hair: All these Avatars keep making Overlord of the Balemurk worse
@pharmacistjudge: the word bo has lost all meaning
@thisbymaster: All words are made up and the points don't matter
@iSmartMan1: Bo, Face of
@LargeMcBottoms: B A B Y D O L L
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 public_key_reveal_party: Txc2 I will take your word for that, I was joking, but I am afraid now
TriseAlpha: This card...
 fcloud: "Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond: Tenchu" would make me a mtg player no lie
 Tom_Bruise: Would you pay life to lose life?
 Mr_Horrible: "shark"
 fcloud: @Tom_Bruise of course! it's free real estate
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 BlueMechanic: Oh, the Simic exist in this set
Vampyre_Lord: such a clever use of sneak/first strike
  TXC2: less shark, more Superman villian  
jumping_point: Almost as many claws as teeth?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Shipping pizza to a a PO box is just outright silly... shipping it to an aircraft carrier at sea, however.
 Mr_Horrible: can't believe they're being so rude to Ink-Eyes, my queen
 RocknGrohlNerd: sharktopusninja ? will the simic ever stop?
TriseAlpha: Sharktopus Ninja Shredder
 Strebenherz: Ink eyes 
  TXC2: Doomsday, that's who I was thinking of
 Carlioo: !card inkeyes
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni Avatar; Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
 Kata_The_Cat: Turn it into a spider. Save your partner, terrify others.
 fcloud: @IaCthulhuFthagn yet the turtles get it delivered to the sewers and nobody bats an eye. i guess thats nyc for you
 GredGredmansson: shrarkder
 GredGredmansson: the 2003 one
 BrowneePointz: 2003!
Derekwillis: He shreds sharks
 BrowneePointz: One live by the code of the martial arts!
 BrowneePointz: Two never fight unless....someone else starts!
 Mr_Horrible: something about the card database having the vanguard avatars is extremely funny to me
hat_hair: What if Shredder had more teeth and tentacles
 KingOfDoma: It's a shell of a time
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: THOSE TEENAGE BROTHERS
TriseAlpha: Eat ze pizza
 BrowneePointz: Three always stick together no matter what! Four all else fails then it's TIME TO KICK BUTT!
 freshmaker__: I LOVE BEING A...
goombalax: ask and ye shall recieve
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: i love being a ...
 red_shoes_jeff: @freshmaker__ (I love being a...)
 Hansk_and_Boo: Jumpstart tangent incoming
JaymicUnyielding: HE GOT ONE
 Kentosaurus: lots of rat colony support today
JaymicUnyielding: He needed that card!
TriseAlpha: Oh, rats!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hell yeah
 Mr_Horrible: still keep my old Marrow-Gnawer in the binder for that reason
  Pharmacistjudge: ~$80
 GredGredmansson: according to scryfall its like 80 US bucks right now
 public_key_reveal_party: Good news
 frnknstn: I came into this skeptical, but the set has won me over with pure joy
 GasCityGaming: I recently heard this story clearing my tap tap concede backlog
 Bugberry: my first booster box I bought ever was for that set and got an Ashcoat.
 Strebenherz: F
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: ah, his heart is so pure
 flatluigi: poor wheeler
TriseAlpha: Prophecy fulfilled
 freshmaker__: I lost my mind when I got an ashcoat out of the 2 jumpstart packs I got from the last commandfest.
 ElektroTal: Give it to me, dog, I still dont have one
  NapalmSideburns: Can we get a clean take of Ben admitting he's an idiot?
 RocknGrohlNerd: I am waiting for the horse joke to end
jumping_point: that art is great. xD
 Mangledpixel: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: I mean rat joke
 public_key_reveal_party: What's weird about that?
 Mr_Horrible: it helps you dimension jump by voring you?
  Juliamon: oh you're right, it does look like the Laughing Cow!
 flatluigi: temporarily!
 ElektroTal: Also Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic, available anywhere podcasts are sold!
 Voidhawk42: "If you staple two birds of paradise together, they become a cow"
  TXC2: Juliamon right?!
Naturpatruljen: Loved that in the comics
 BusTed: I remember seeing this in the comics
Naturpatruljen: Such a nice cow
 fcloud: boltvine
BTownMC: cant BS a bovine
 KingOfDoma: I love Cudley, those Archie comics were great
 Mr_Horrible: ironically, no actual booty
hat_hair: Ironically that cow has no butt at all
 BlueMechanic: where's the beef? There's the beef
TriseAlpha: Bolt-resistant Bird
Naturpatruljen: And then a great tournament
 freshmaker__: Oh hey Shivam! Thanks again from Australia for the last Casual Magic!
 GredGredmansson: !card Spicy Oatmeal Pizza
  LRRbot: Spicy Oatmeal Pizza [2R] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I would try it
 Commodore_Perry_GG: that's probably the least weird one
 CrossXhunteR: oh yeah, art cards still exist
 Tom_Bruise: threw on some habaneros to cut the heat, they say...
 Mr_Horrible: it's giving that rat a deep-fried jpeg reaction
 GredGredmansson: its a monored card that can gain life
TriseAlpha: Actually...
 Kentosaurus: maybe oat flour in the dough?
  @Reach_W: Sharktopus Ninja is strong
@greatdreamer888: Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
@sandravanekova7388: true but best typ is Food Alien Mutant
@pharmacistjudge: ~$80
@greatdreamer888: i like Turtles:face-blue-smiling:
 fcloud: turtles have weird pizza cravings? turtles are pregnant confirmed
 public_key_reveal_party: Oatmeal bread is very good though
  TXC2: is it oat bread?
hat_hair: Hey tbf Vegemite is mostly salt
  Pharmacistjudge: I like mash potato pizza
milkydeew: Hey Marmite is amazing!!
 KingOfDoma: I think someone on Bsky made it and liked it
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Pharmacistjudge what now? on pizza? why?
 Kata_The_Cat: Bread isn't mostly yeast (is there even live yeast in it after it's baked?)
 freshmaker__: rark out with my shark out
PhuzNutz: @fcloud I think you mean stoned (:
 public_key_reveal_party: Wheeler knows criticizing Vegemite and/or marmite is free engagement bait
imperial_fps: @benjamin_wheeler after the timeout i realized i was a big obtoose and apologize for the obtooseness moooo
 benjamin_wheeler: I like vegemite
  TXC2: Kata_The_Cat only if it's soughdough I think
 Mr_Horrible: @KingOfDoma okay so if this is on a magic card now, where's my secret lair featuring King's Hand?
  TXC2: *sourdough
 fcloud: @PhuzNutz i do. sorry, my mistake
  TXC2: and we're back
 avjamethyst: take the shark in the draft so I don't have to see it when I get the pack
 flatluigi: serge wins by default
 GredGredmansson: __  
PhuzNutz: @fcloud OR baked? har har (:
 RaginCaucaJhin: To be fair, biscuits and gravy is just flour and flour
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Ooop? We missig someone?
 Tom_Bruise: oh shoot, Nelson has learned to become invisible
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh heck it’s a Serge
 Mangledpixel: well well well, three holes in the ground
Derekwillis: If we're not watching there what is your name?
 GamerCat88: young prime
 Mr_Horrible: okay but what's your name if I'm watching on my Twitch Mobile app (I would never)?
 shendaras: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: What is his name if we aren't watching on Twitch?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 flatluigi: god.
TriseAlpha: Pizza!
 BusTed:   
GeekyCraftz: pizza!
 Mr_Horrible: beautiful, perfect
 Hansk_and_Boo: Ha!
  TXC2: wow
excalgold: Pizza tiiime
 DarkMorford: Pizza!
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thaneofstuff: PIZZA!
ChaoticObserver: Pizza the Hutt!
 James_the_Dabbler: omg
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: lmao!
 GredGredmansson:   
 Mangledpixel: THE pizza?
 Tom_Bruise: oh shoot, Nelson has learned to transform into a pizza
PhuzNutz: grooooooooan
  NapalmSideburns: Pizza Salahub
 Mr_Horrible: HELL yeah
 VrolikSyndrome: 
 accountmadeforants: Amazing
 ghizmou:   
 TruPhantomAngel: sweet! are you gonna share with everyone Serge? lol
 GamerCat88: pizza dad
 neisan2112: Helll yeah Nelly Pizza
  TXC2: that is FANTASTIC costume
 KingOfDoma: Pepperoni and Nelly pizza
 BrowneePointz: Nelson Salacrust
 GredGredmansson: i mean its basically a poncho that's one size fits all
 Strebenherz:   
TriseAlpha: Pizza ninja
  TXC2: what's the kid's stack? 
 GamerCat88: pretty soon Adam will see kid Nelson at the gym
Omentuva: Best uniform.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Ge looks kind of like the Green/White Ranger
  LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
  LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
insanecat6mtg: Was not expecting cosplay at this PPR.
  LRRbot: Mutant Chain Reaction [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token.
TriseAlpha: Yay
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
 GamerCat88: wait Leo eating Nelly
Jogela: Poof
TriseAlpha: That art...
  LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
excalgold: i know the episode of the original mini-Leo is from
 Bugberry: more of a cavalry charge
  LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
 xerjen: Overrun at home
  LRRbot: Mondo Gecko [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [2/3] | {1}, Discard a card: Until end of turn, Mondo Gecko becomes the color of your choice and gains hexproof from that color. / Whenever Mondo Gecko deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each color among permanents you control.
milkydeew: W Judge
 Mr_Horrible: you're so magnanimous, Adam, thank you
 Omthebox: They're just cosplaying how the Ninja Turtles argue in the show.
  TXC2: so Leo is Muslim?
 benjamin_wheeler: !card Army of Allah
  LRRbot: Army of Allah [1WW] | Instant | Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: Purple Mondo
  LRRbot: Rat King, Pale Piper [3B] | Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar [3/3] | Menace / Whenever Rat King or another nontoken creature you control leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. / {2}, Sacrifice a token: Draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: I think that's one of the scene card variants
kamkazi: Ramadan reference from Wheeler +2
 BrowneePointz: Yea the Commander Deck
 BrowneePointz: it's the Precon
 Mr_Horrible: it *is* feeling like a Saturday morning despite being a Friday afternoon
 GredGredmansson: number is less than 100 so yeah its in the deck
  LRRbot: Hidden Hideout | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / {2}, {T}: Target creature you control with a counter on it gains lifelink until end of turn.
excalgold: looks like the Next Mutation lair
 BrowneePointz: nope that's new
  LRRbot: Plague of Vermin [6B] | Sorcery | Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of life. Repeat this process until no one pays life. Each player creates a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each 1 life they paid this way.
 fcloud: @TXC2 yes, the full legal title of the property is "teenage mutant islamic ninja turtles". they use the shorter version for space reasons
0gl1tch0: Hidden Hideout is really good.  Very very many decks are going to want it
excalgold: woah classic comic in color
 benjamin_wheeler: Ramadan Mubarak twitch chat
 GredGredmansson: its like priority
  LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
  Pharmacistjudge: my opponent last week almost cast this card against me and kinda forgot I had a soul warden in play
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
  TXC2: fcloud good for them
 BrowneePointz: Fun fact, Null has Deathtouch cuz she can drain life force on touch
@aceviru: Hit that like on the stream video
@aceviru: LETS GOOO
@mikelegault9344: Ha. Just tuned in and got hit with the “well well well”. 🤣
  @Simriel: I CALLED IT
@boobakira: why are Wheeler and Angel so antagonistice towards each other? I don't know their lore
  @Reach_W: It's our hero in a half-slice.
@datastorm17: mmmm Nelson
  @Simriel: @boobakira That's just their vibe, they enjoy it
@sandravanekova7388: what a snack :D
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
@ironpage: Pizza
 @LRRbot: Mutant Chain Reaction [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token.
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. …
 @LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type wi…
@mikelegault9344: Trumpet blast
 @LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
 @LRRbot: Mondo Gecko [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [2/3] | {1}, Discard a card: Until end of turn, Mondo Gecko becomes the color of your choice and gains hexproof from that color. / Whenever Mond…
 @LRRbot: Rat King, Pale Piper [3B] | Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar [3/3] | Menace / Whenever Rat King or another nontoken creature you control leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. …
 @LRRbot: Hidden Hideout | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / {2}, {T}: Target creature you control with a counter on it gains lifelink until…
 @LRRbot: Plague of Vermin [6B] | Sorcery | Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of life. Repeat this process until no one pays life. Each player creates a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each 1 …
 @LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1…
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. …
  LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
excalgold: @BrowneePointz what is she from? i don't recognize her
  TXC2: BrowneePointz which reads more like lifelink to me 
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 BrowneePointz: @excalgold IDW
 GredGredmansson: Bugful Strix
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 flatluigi: hell yeah baxter stockman
excalgold: Baxter -with all of his orginal parts!
  LRRbot: Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Lita. / • Create a Food token. / • Scry 1.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Gotta love preorder card prices... looking at a card right now that Scryfall lists as costing ten times as many dollars as euros (and I don't think the USD has fallen that far since yesterday).
glitched_goddess: Amphibian that’s a turtle
 BrowneePointz: Uncommon Gala Greeters!
 Mr_Horrible: wait... "turtle" and "amphibian"...
  LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.
 Mr_Horrible: 
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn give it time 
TriseAlpha: There needs to be a Baxter Stockman alter of Delver of Secrets
 BrowneePointz: @glitched_goddess it's a reference to them using amphibian wrong a lot in the 87 cartoon and for the Lil Orphan Annie reference
Vampyre_Lord: serge, where are your shins?
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
excalgold: Oh turtle comm !
  TXC2: the Avery Brooks Shreader
clockworkmenagerie: you mean the secret lair baxter stockman delver of secrets?
 pipshardfour: surge foiling
  LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
  TXC2: wait I mean James Avery
 fcloud: i REALLY like what they did with the lands for this set
  LRRbot: Sally Pride, Lioness Leader [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Mutant Rebel [2/4] | When Sally Pride enters, create X 2/2 red Mutant creature tokens, where X is the number of nontoken creatures you control. / Whenever Sally Pride attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
 flatluigi: that sewer water just covered in wet cheese
 BrowneePointz: We love Big Buff Lion Punk Lady!
 pipshardfour: makes sense for serge to pull the surge
 flatluigi: 
 BrowneePointz: Sally SLAPS
  Juliamon: Let's go Sally!
 ExhaustedElox: Good lord!
IaCthulhuFthagn: "It says each?"
 GredGredmansson: Pride, Sally Pride
  LRRbot: Super Combo [1G] | Sorcery | Replicate {2} / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
TriseAlpha: Okay, that actually was a Sonic character... except she was a fox
 fcloud: sally puts the "pride" in Pride imo
  Pharmacistjudge: how many bars do you got?
 Mr_Horrible: "Hold 'Em Down"
 NarfBlinko: mono white cats got a new friend
Casual_Thurston: ooo need that for Blanka
  LRRbot: Kitsune's Technique [4UU] | Instant | Sneak {1}{U} / Target opponent mills half their library, rounded up.
 Mr_Horrible: he's doing D:
 BrowneePointz: To be fair, Kitsune is a God
 flatluigi: two mana mill half your opponent's library
 flatluigi: that's in the main set
 GredGredmansson: is that a voodoo?
maclenrac: Combo Breaker
TriseAlpha: Who do?
 BlueMechanic: Foxes are sneaky like that
 mastershake29x: another card for the mill doubler in arena
 GredGredmansson: maybe you like get vertigo or something
 GamerCat88: you do... remind me of the babe
  Pharmacistjudge: just be careful, voodoo is an actual active religious practice.
 BrowneePointz: To be fair, Voodoo Dolls don't really exist
 Jethrain: Who do?
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam, play in the space
 flatluigi: turtles are in fact real
 djalternative: this is japanese lore and not voodoo
Vampyre_Lord: turtles, in fact, real
 NarfBlinko: ouch Wheeler
TriseAlpha: Stuffy Doll definitely is real,
 GredGredmansson: r/TurtlesArentReal
 Mr_Horrible: effigies are present in many mythologies, Adam 
  TXC2: Magic A is Magic A
thaneofstuff: Turtles aren't real, you heard it here first
 fcloud: Voodoo Facts with Adam Savidan! wednesdays at 11pm PST
 feelingfroggo: Welll.. voodoo is a cultural practice
 ArmstrongRGM96X: TMNT is so cool, I wish turtles were real
 BrowneePointz: woah woah woah, Voodoo is a real world Religious Practice. but Voodoo Dolls in pop culture are made up.
 Sage0fMadness: how can turtles be real if our eyes aren't real
 UnknownFriday: Turtles, like birds, aren't real.
  LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Modular 1
 Mr_Horrible: oh hell yeah
excalgold: Mouser
maclenrac: Sneaky mill half your library
 flatluigi: arcbound ravager on arena let's go
 GredGredmansson: that's one mean mouser
SpicyNapalm: Turtles, ninjas, and mutants are real. Teenagers are not, thus why they don't have a creature type.
glitched_goddess: oh my goodness that art
 rosesmcgee: Mutant turtles are real but they usually just have two heads or malformed appendages
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Mouser
 BrowneePointz: Mouser is the name of that type of Robots
 azureHaights: Voodoo dolls have magic accelerometers in them, that's just science
IaCthulhuFthagn: Mauser.
 Mr_Horrible: "these movies" ooooh, he's revealed information
TriseAlpha: Its the robot on the card
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pretty sure mousers are in that game
ThorSokar: The were enemies in the SECOND level, serge
  LRRbot: Kitsune's Technique [4UU] | Instant | Sneak {1}{U} / Target opponent mills half their library, rounded up.
 public_key_reveal_party: @gredgredmansson that subreddit does actually exist
 Mr_Horrible: @IaCthulhuFthagn that robot is an aspiring table tennis star, and also an asshole
 GredGredmansson: @public_key_reveal_party i hate that and i'm sorry
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ThorSokar He never got that far
  LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
ThorSokar: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters hahaha, well you got me there
 GredGredmansson: don't do it.  end of conversation.
 public_key_reveal_party: @gredgredmansson there is exactly one post on it from 3 years ago
 Mr_Horrible: it's a hovermyr that knows where it belongs (the graveyard)
  TXC2: at this point, everything has a subreddit
 azureHaights: Serge "Bereft Of Whimsy" Yager
 pipshardfour: I think this is one of the rare instances where Wheeler is wrong
 MrSarkhan: foils suck and I'm not afraid to say it.
TriseAlpha: #TeamPizza
 GredGredmansson: i trust mr. pizza man
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Mr_Horrible I was thinking the robot was made by a German small arms manufacturer.
 Gekyouryuu: I always sleeve, even if there's no value
Garbage_Collectr: I sleeve all my cards for prerelease
 GredGredmansson: turn 1 plays!
 freshmaker__: I trust anyone dressed as food.
 fcloud: "Firstpick the Buzzbot" is the name of my wow character
 GredGredmansson: also the double abzan matchup
 @LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: For more information on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TMNTxLRR
 @LRRbot: Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. / • Put a …
 @LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end o…
 @LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 @LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
 @LRRbot: Sally Pride, Lioness Leader [3WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Mutant Rebel [2/4] | When Sally Pride enters, create X 2/2 red Mutant creature tokens, where X is the number of nontoken creatures you con…
 @LRRbot: Super Combo [1G] | Sorcery | Replicate {2} / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
  @Reach_W: Hero of Bladehold found crying in the corner
@iSmartMan1: ORAORAORA
  @Simriel: Adam has a suspicious amount of Voodoo Knowledge
  @Simriel: Did Adam just say "Turtles aren't real"
@ironpage: Turtles aren’t real
 @LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Modular 1
@brendaneichler5244: How does one safely destroy a voodoo doll? Damaging it damages the target
@aceviru: Hell yeah
@iSmartMan1: Remove the thing connecting it to its target?
 @LRRbot: Kitsune's Technique [4UU] | Instant | Sneak {1}{U} / Target opponent mills half their library, rounded up.
 @LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
@aceviru: Hahaha
 BrowneePointz: the art on that land is incredible
TriseAlpha: Avoid the Noid!
Garbage_Collectr: can't play with my good lands if my other cards aren't sleeved
 Mr_Horrible: "Foot Head"
 fcloud: @Garbage_Collectr always sleeve for prerelease. avoid a lot of diseases that way
 public_key_reveal_party: If you don't sleeve your expensive cards though, you can get psychological support
 red_shoes_jeff: "OH, that changes... nothing."
 GredGredmansson: Urban Jungle Hollow
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
 Sage0fMadness: More like Tarkir Mutant Ninja Turtles amirite
 azureHaights: Leader In Blue In White
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Mr_Horrible (the sideboard) or  (the chaff drawer)
TriseAlpha: Armyardo
 CrossXhunteR: does anything it takes to get his ninjas through
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
 DarkMorford: The party dude?
 CrossXhunteR: 2012 series theme song clears the others
excalgold: oh hey and Casey jones on the art
 feelingfroggo: It's latin
TriseAlpha: Tempestra
 azureHaights: Disappear, aka Permanentrise
 BrowneePointz: in potentia "a possibility"
thaneofstuff: @CrossXhunteR It's the main one I remember, it's catchy
  LRRbot: Dimensional Exile [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
 Mr_Horrible: this implies I need to pay for the quips if they're not late
 fcloud: i love that nelson is wearing the pizza the whole game. that pepperoni looks like a mortal wound
  TXC2: Nelson comits to the bit
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
 DarkMorford: I'm all about the OG theme song. I loved my Saturday morning cartoons.
Wolfstrike_NL: On Leonardo, any leonardo?
 CommanderCrossing: serge making more work for adam
 BrowneePointz: that removal spell is grooooss
 GamerCat88: jesus
TriseAlpha: Leonardo was actually *reveal sounds* Leonardo!
  TXC2: dear WotC, STOP with the Ajani's pridemates that have lifelink 
 NarfBlinko: such brutal artwork on it, too
 Mr_Horrible: "He went to a farm upstate. No, literally."
 mastershake29x: so death in the family does not cause a creature to die, go tit
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
 fracassio: @TriseAlpha Ah, the Sting wearing a Sting mask technique
maclenrac: Dark
  LRRbot: Turtle Lair | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell. / {3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.
 emilevitt: @fracassio  
 GredGredmansson: @mastershake29x its like swords to plowshares, they're too sad from someone ELSE dying and they have to plan the funeral
  TXC2: heck of an emote
  LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one target creature you control. Then return them to the battlefield under their owners' control.
 GredGredmansson: so now we have Serge with the Leo deck
   LoadingReadyRun: Turtle Lair + Tower Shell combo 
 That1GuyBen: nelly saying "no blocks" with that face in the pizza outfit is a hell of a sight
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Grimmbourne: LoadingReadyLove the layout
 Mr_Horrible: Artifact - "Food"
 flatluigi: !card bake into a pie
  LRRbot: Bake into a Pie [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Create a Food token.
TriseAlpha: Meteor Pizza
 fcloud: none blocks with left beef
 CrossXhunteR: I’m really liking how the full rarity cycles of the turtles are showing up in these games
IaCthulhuFthagn: "When this artifact enters, destroy target creature allergic to penicillin."
 Mr_Horrible: I mean the art also implies it
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
 tdapenguin: Hey chat, serge's mic seems louder than everyone else's-- is that a me thing?
TriseAlpha: Ooh
 flatluigi: six seven
 GamerCat88: is that where Krang is supposed to go...
  LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
 foolish_s4mwise: what was that P/T?
Vampyre_Lord: i  think thats a serge thing @tdapenguin
TriseAlpha: So unbelievably flavorful
 GredGredmansson: @GamerCat88 krang goes where krang pleases
Grimmbourne: I think Serge is just naturally more boisterous than everyone else
@daneacree1266: Death and toppings is a great deck name
@jasonkorf7700: Wheeler is metaing the draft
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. …
@ironpage: Hmm, four of the players rocking black white
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put …
@PhoenixMelior: if he's the leader in blue, why is he White?
@BlueDragonGames2000: wow, it's Abzan vs Abzan, what is this? Pro Tour Khans?
@ironpage: Siege Rhino incoming
 @LRRbot: Dimensional Exile [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
@jasonkorf7700: Pizza vs Jim from the spike feeders
@datastorm17: how did Nelson choose his deck name?
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. …
 @LRRbot: Turtle Lair | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell. / {3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.
 @LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one ta…
  @Simriel: @BlueDragonGames2000 I remember how late that ran, I had pals in the judge team
@sandravanekova7388: rooting for the 🍕
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
@ironpage: Oh boy they are back
 tdapenguin: @Vampyre_Lord Thanks
 GamerCat88: @GredGredmansson fair. just funny krang went to the head
IaCthulhuFthagn: Why is Serge tapping his lands and creatures so weirdly?
 Mr_Bitterness: Pizza Time!
Sealtest: wait wheeler wasnt lying, pizza actually did come
 CrossXhunteR: pizza time is a different UB property, serge
excalgold: you are what you eat after all...
 Mr_Horrible: a lil bit
Creideiki_SE: You are what you eat.
 ghizmou: you are what you eat
 GredGredmansson: @IaCthulhuFthagn to minimize comments like this one 
Wolfii_TV: you are what you eat
  TheMadChicken: mouth noises
TriseAlpha: Pizza time! (That's means they both get full health)
Creideiki_SE: The one braincell is getting shared widely today.
  Pharmacistjudge: hold on...Method isn't open yet
maclenrac: 3d effects
Mindfire13: It means: Don't think about it
 feelingfroggo: Sorry misophones
 ghizmou: 
 gualdhar: I love this bit
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 flatluigi: hell yeah
Vampyre_Lord: @IaCthulhuFthagn serge taps his stuff weird normally, so in order to tap them normally he has to put a lot more thought and care into it on camera, so it looks weird
 Manae: I just noticed each pizza artifact has a rat eating it as well
 fcloud: "uhh, hey everybody, judge wheeler here, im gonna need a slice as well. james? james, can we get a slice? james, requesting slice delivery stat"
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
  LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
 Goombill: Karai returning Shredder from the dead is pretty sweet from a flavour perspective. And it's good game value too.
TriseAlpha: Sneaky Triggers
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Vampyre_Lord I meant that he turns his cards 90 degrees instead of the usual community-agreed-upon 45.
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maclenrac: pizza eating pizza; cannibalism?
 Jethrain: Did he cast krang? that should have been to hand
 GredGredmansson: karai bringing back her dad and his weird college buddy seems on flavor
 NarfBlinko: @IaCthulhuFthagn what is this "agreed upon 45"?
bobAkirafett: @IaCthulhuFthagn 45 is NOT community agreed upon...
 tdapenguin: @loadingreadyrun , is it possible to have serge's level be lowered? I either have serge too loud to listen to comfortably or I can't hear Nelly and adam
 Jethrain: oh no "if sneak cost" nevermind
Vampyre_Lord: which community agreed to 45 degree tap?
Jensling: 90 degrees is the correct amount of tappage
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  TXC2: 45% is how Arena does it
 tdapenguin: 90 & 45 is clearly different dialects of tapping
 BrowneePointz: dang Nelly you've got a heckin reservoir of removal
anhakha: Turns out karai's technique was giving up.
 NarfBlinko: @Vampyre_Lord the one that was trained exclusively by online tools where there are additional indicators that the land is tapped (dimmed)
 fcloud: arena, shmarena. i didnt get a vote on this. now we see the violence inherent in the system
  Juliamon: cacaw
  TXC2: koi-a or ko-ya ?
   LoadingReadyRun: @tdapenguin I'll bring him down a bit, but they don't sound that different in volume to me
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
  LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
  LRRbot: Dark Leo & Shredder [WB] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Human [1/3] | Sneak {W}{B} / Attacking Ninjas you control have deathtouch. / Whenever Dark Leo & Shredder deal combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Then if you control five or more Ninjas, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
 BrowneePointz: that art SLAPS
IaCthulhuFthagn: 45% of a 90° tap is 40.5°
 BrowneePointz: just some absolutely incredible art
TriseAlpha: Leo went a little cray that one time
  TXC2: the power of good silouettes
   LoadingReadyRun: Less Dark Leo and more In Shadow Leo
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token.
 fcloud: DARK leo? 
 tdapenguin: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks. Could just be something weird on my end? Shrug
TriseAlpha: Baturtle
Vampyre_Lord: could also be the fact nelly is wearing a pizza
 Tiber727: I am sad that they didn't add a "teenage" creature type.
IaCthulhuFthagn: I imagine design really wanted to put the Party mechanic on at least one Michelangelo card.
 BrowneePointz: the IDW version!
glitched_goddess: I ordered pizza for lunch and I blame LRR
 DarkMorford: @IaCthulhuFthagn He is a party dude, after all
 flatluigi: another turtle with four fingers
TriseAlpha: Oh, a different Venus
Vampyre_Lord: is there a movie venus?
MechaNoelle: Venus is only kinda a turtle
loufghyslaufey: Huh
@ironpage: Pizza time
@jasonkorf7700: Krang and Shedder are back on the escalator
@OlinNiord: The flavor text on the pizza is from the first movie.
  @Simriel: Is this culturally insensitive to Nelly?
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
 @LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1…
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@ironpage: Black white continues to dominate. Killer uncommons and great fares
@iSmartMan1: I don't think it's fair that LRRBot can get a Top Fan crown
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@ironpage: Rares
 @LRRbot: Dark Leo & Shredder [WB] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Human [1/3] | Sneak {W}{B} / Attacking Ninjas you control have deathtouch. / Whenever Dark Leo & Shredder deal combat damage to a p…
  @Reach_W: LRRbot puts in the work
@ironpage: Bruh
@iSmartMan1: But LRRbot can't get banned for spamming!
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo en…
@sandravanekova7388: I'm afriad that during the prereles I will be reading the flavor text more than the rules text on the card... love IT :D tought
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Tiber727 Right? Child already is one (and eternal legal!).
 CypherRaze: Wait, is Nelly wearing a pizza?
TriseAlpha: "Teenager" is a creature type from an Un set
  TXC2: CypherRaze yeap
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: @CypherRaze It was his kid's halloween costume
anhakha: No, the Pizza is wearing Nelly.
 Kentosaurus: @CypherRaze always has been
 CypherRaze: That is wild
 BrowneePointz: @Vampyre_Lord afaik she's only from Next Mutation and IDW
  LRRbot: Ninja Teen [2B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. / {B}: Level 3 / Creature cards in your graveyard have sneak {3}{B}. / You may cast creature spells from your graveyard using their sneak abilities.
maclenrac: Pretending is fun
Chenderle: All these graphical updates are amazing
  LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
  LRRbot: Krang, Utrom Warlord [9] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot [9/9] | Flying, trample, indestructible, haste / Other artifact creatures you control have flying, trample, indestructible, and haste.
 BrowneePointz: Karai
 BrowneePointz: she's SO good
PhuzNutz: Magic: the Socialism
 NarfBlinko: transformational sideboard from Nelly
 freshmaker__: What's normal now?
TriseAlpha: Utrom Ultron?
PhuzNutz: 8 is a lot for a Prerelease deck.
Chenderle: the minimum 7 is the usual
PhuzNutz: 3 or 4 is pretty typical
 NarfBlinko: I got 10+ in ECL prereleases
generalnuk: It is more getting them in same color to play them.
 NarfBlinko: twice
maclenrac: 19?
kaareendrup: Savannah Leons?
generalnuk: Or the rares begin good enought to splash for.
  TXC2: yeah, having more then 2 rares ON COLOUR is the big thing
 BrowneePointz: yea the Turtles in Every Pack makes the Average Rares per Pool kind of like War of the SPark
Obothehobo11: just got here. Nelly is pizza?
Vampyre_Lord: @BrowneePointz ah, i guess i only saw a couple mins from next mutation and thought it was a movie, but thats what im referring to. but seems theres only one venus in the set
maclenrac: 5 5 5
  TXC2: Obothehobo11 yeap, it's his kid's Halloween costume
anhakha: @Obothehobo11 always has been.
 tdapenguin: @Obothehobo11  Yep!
PhuzNutz: @TXC2 Very true, I'm often splashing to get another or two
 DarkMorford: Unhinged was something else entirely
 eshplode: I had a prerelease kit with bad collation before play boosters which had 15-20 rares. Thankfully, there were a lot of ones that were terrible in limited
 BrowneePointz: @Vampyre_Lord they went for the IDW version. Next Mutation is pretty universally hated
PhuzNutz: Oh, this match is real rules enforcement. cool. One for the pedants!
  TXC2: Magic 2013 I think
Vampyre_Lord: correction! my introduction to venus was via the power rangers cross over! not even directly next mutation. so that makes sense
TriseAlpha: Thune was real good
Chenderle: Dream Beavers is so sick
loufghyslaufey: Tuning in at first, see how Serge be sporting a faintly striking "Villain of the Week" fit; even for TMNT. Right, Chat?
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 Wiliart: What is that one drop?
loufghyslaufey: Dammit, Moonshadow!
TriseAlpha: Dream Beavers.
PhuzNutz: ooOOOooo Dream Beaver
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
thaneofstuff: Dream Bevear my beloved
 Tom_Bruise: Gavin!?!
thaneofstuff: *Beaver
loufghyslaufey: Gavin! GAVIN! How did you let Serge get away with this!?
Derekwillis: Man, be a shame if that beaver was actually a ninja in disguise all along....
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. …
@OVER-KiLL: 🔵🟣🔴🟠💚
@PBDot: Coming into this stream to see a slightly disheveled Serge duel a living piece of pizza that has stolen Nelly's face wasn't on my bingo card NGL
@OVER-KiLL: 🐢🐢🐢🐢
@Panic-Attack: Oh wow! Catching this livem hi all!
@OVER-KiLL: just made it in too
 @LRRbot: Ninja Teen [2B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. / {B}:…
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
  @Simriel: LRRbot is still less powerful than Me tho
  @Simriel: I am the LRRBot now
@LuneDeCuivre: Is beating nelson (pizza edition) more or less impressive than beating nelson (normal edition)?
@jasonkorf7700: Krang and Shredder definitely seems like a bomb in the Limited format
  @Simriel: I THINK Pizza gives a buff in a Turtles Related Set
@LuneDeCuivre: I thought pizzas would be an endangered species with all the teenage turtles going around
@LuneDeCuivre: Maybe the rarity makes them stronger though.
 @LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of t…
@aceviru: 1 mana does your dishes
@aceviru: walks your dog
@aceviru: and tucks you into bed
@ironpage: Nelson switching decks
@OVER-KiLL: a full box of pizza, refills Your life to full. a single slice, gives You 3 life bars. science.
generalnuk: Dream Beaver is made for ninja decks
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Dream Beavers are based on the Terror Bears, which are a parody of Care Bears.
loufghyslaufey: I'm with Adam on this one! Moonshadow was more than plenty... & Serge didn't even play it!
 flatluigi: cards in hand?
CAKHost: *Checks back in the stream after unfruitful searching* ...Nelly is just Pizza now I guess
milkydeew: 1 too many damage?
Chenderle: Beaver's gonna sneak in so many ninjas
anhakha: i hear Dream Beaver in the same tune as 'Dree-ee-ee-eaaaam... daaa-ddy...'
  LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 flatluigi: oh yeah, nelly shouldn't have taken the one from the beaver
 RockPusher: 
 foolish_s4mwise: love that sneaky beaver
  Pharmacistjudge: !card dream beaver
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 foolish_s4mwise: wait
 BrowneePointz: Herman!!!
 NarfBlinko: !card dream beavers
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 LRRMTG_Judge: Dream Beaver has an ETB 
  TXC2: Spongbob my boy!
 NarfBlinko: hmm
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>okay gramps
 flatluigi: ah ty pharmacist
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>let's get you back to bed
 itira: @Mr_Horrible 
 DarkMorford: Next week on Oki Oki Fight Club...?
milkydeew: @LRRMTG_Judge Thumbs Up
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>o7
 MommaGart: holy f- holy f-ing f- that dive kick of yours is absurd
TriseAlpha: Oof
  LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
 itira: o7
 freshmaker__: o7
 thraximore: Rip
 foolish_s4mwise: o7
drcthulu: o7
 NarfBlinko: !card "Dream Beavers"
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 djalternative: a reprint from MKM
generalnuk: I mean it was in murders of karlof mannner I think
 gualdhar: wow, Wheeler actually follows through with the bans
 NarfBlinko: alright, what the hey
 NarfBlinko: !card ?
  LRRbot: Found 34005 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 GredGredmansson: !card dream beavers
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 benjamin_wheeler: they’re time outs
CAKHost: Foil brain rot: Serge Yager, hydrated, Foiled, in his lane
loufghyslaufey: So, Chat? Chat! How long... do we think, Gavin has needed... an R&D intervention... over power creep prints?
 Voidhawk42: !card beaver
 foolish_s4mwise: isn’t that the one that Graham wanted to call Secret Tunnel but they had to change because of the AtLA set
 benjamin_wheeler: time outs are haha hehe hoo hoo
  RayFK: I considered stealing it from Wheeler but it felt mean
 Kata_The_Cat: When Wheeler tells you to get off his lawn, he means it.
 NarfBlinko: !card dream
 gualdhar: no according to chat they're definitely bans and Mr Horrible is gone forever
 MommaGart: we love a good hee hee hoo hoo
 GamerCat88: o7
 djalternative: o7
TriseAlpha: Suboptimal! Skreee! (Jk)
  LRRbot: Raphael, the Nightwatcher [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/3] | Sneak {1}{R}{R} / Attacking creatures you control have double strike.
  TXC2: Dream beaver isn't on scryfall, so I assume it hasn't been spoiled outside of the PPR
 Barb4rian: Death & Toppings is a really good name
 NarfBlinko: @TXC2 but Dream Beavers sure is...
 foolish_s4mwise: oof
 GredGredmansson: @TXC2 it is now
 GredGredmansson: the final card dump was this morning
 freshmaker__: mono red blade historian with sneak lets goooo
 flatluigi: yeah, scryfall just hasn't fully updated yet
 gualdhar: ok what the fuck is this set the cards are all busted
  Pharmacistjudge: https://scryfall.com/card/tmt/62/dream-beavers
  Pharmacistjudge: it's on scryfall
 BrowneePointz: this set slaps
 fcloud: nelson just committing cannibalism live on stream 
 flatluigi: maybe paul needs to reset the card reader
Chenderle: pizza and cards. the platonic ideal
Sealtest: where is the pizza from
loufghyslaufey: @Barb4rian MINE! sorry....   
 Barb4rian: @loufghyslaufey 
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Mindfire13: Nightmare Beaver is right
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
 TheOrigamiGamer: How many slices of pizza will the LRR crew eat today? 
 BrowneePointz: It’s why I wish folks would give this set a chance cuz Wizards was COOKIN
thaneofstuff: This Beaver is back on the escalator
 freshmaker__: I never knew that Leonardo went on Big Brother.
  TXC2: huh, wierd, it wasn't showing up when I serched for it 
 fcloud: "nightmare beaver" was the name of my student horror film
 DarkMorford: @TheOrigamiGamer Yes.
  Pharmacistjudge: my guess is not much becasue the good pizza place doesn't open until 5PM
CAKHost: *Side eyes Wheeler text* I *think* that's not a birb reference. But is Wheeler so not ruling it out
 tdapenguin: @Sealtest Wheeler promised pizza and Nelly delivered
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TheOrigamiGamer 42
  @Simriel: My Brothers War sealed pool was one of the dumbest things I have ever opened. I had 9? On colour/artifact rares in my deck
  @Simriel: 2 copies of Wurmcoil
@ironpage: What’s this deck name?
 @LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
@finnsclarinet: is sneak functionally different from ninjutsu in any way?
  @Reach_W: Yeah, the Beavers certainly seems like the Network Disruptor of the format.
  @Reach_W: Sneak cards are cast rather than it being an activated ability and it can't be used after the declare blockers step.
 @LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 …
@finnsclarinet: ohhhhhhhh that makes sense
  @Simriel: Sneak is probably more "Fair" than Ninjitsu?
@ironpage: Yep
  @Simriel: It being an activated ability made it super powerful
@LuneDeCuivre: You can counter a sneaking card
@ironpage: It’s interactable
  @Simriel: Also you gotta remember that Ninjitsu was designed in a time where Magic just Worked Differently
@pharmacistjudge: sneak is mostly a ninjitsu they can put on a commander
@Seitosa: also, because it's a cast it counts commander tax (unlike yuriko)
@michaelwaye8746: is nelson a pizza
@michaelwaye8746: heck yteah
 @LRRbot: Raphael, the Nightwatcher [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/3] | Sneak {1}{R}{R} / Attacking creatures you control have double strike.
@LuneDeCuivre: Good point @pharmacistjudge
  @Simriel: @pharmacistjudge They did that already tho :P
  @Simriel: And it Absolutely Wasn't Busted Or Anything
@LuneDeCuivre: I'm gonna need a fact check on that
  @Simriel: Fact check: It was busted as Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeck
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@sandravanekova7388: isn't IT canibalism pizza eating pizza
@ironpage: Ninjutsu paying for Yurikos sins
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
  @Simriel: @ironpage Those sins were many, my judge foils of Yuriko were so popular
@LuneDeCuivre: Pepperoni pizza eating mushroom pizza is OK
@LuneDeCuivre: Pepperoni pizza eating pepperoni pizza is bad
CAKHost: XD
 foolish_s4mwise: POWERTHIRST
 fracassio: why do I get the urge to sing "dream beavers" like a James Bond theme?
 GredGredmansson: who?
 djalternative: who?
 foolish_s4mwise: Odysseus
 JKBalch: Polythemus is so mad
maclenrac: <message deleted>A teenage mutant ninja teaam?
 Voidhawk42: !card wingnut
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
anhakha: I love this, because you can say "Nobody attacks you." and confuse a table of players.
 Jethrain: "I cast this spell, targeting nobody" is going to get confusing
Chenderle: nein nein
 fracassio: It's not legendary, so it's "A nobody"
 Kata_The_Cat: "No targets"
thaneofstuff: Or maybe "I target your Nobody" and find the Kingdom Hearts fan in the room
 MommaGart: I ain't even target nobody
 GredGredmansson: @thaneofstuff hi!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @fracassio Nobody really should be legendary.
 Tiber727: @Jethrain The Odysseus strategy.
  Pharmacistjudge: this sound like those weird among us lobies where people pick weird names like "nobody" and "Him"
Mindfire13: I'm just gonna call that card Odysseus.
  LRRbot: Turtle Lair | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell. / {3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.
 MommaGart: @thaneofstuff that set isn't until next year
maclenrac: <message deleted>I'll do it to spite Adam
 Kata_The_Cat: @MommaGart There's still room this year for a few more sets. There's whole days without a prerelease scheduled.
 GredGredmansson: Uneasy Alliance?
  LRRbot: Make Your Move [2W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.
drcthulu: o7
 benjamin_wheeler: that wasn’t even me
  LRRbot: Courier of Comestibles [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Food card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you don't put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token.
 GredGredmansson: courier of catoblepas
TriseAlpha: Pizza Delivery Guy
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Oh serge
  TXC2: """""Greek"""""""
 azureHaights: Comestibles, like Katy Bleeple Plasta
 azureHaights: *Pasta
 Kata_The_Cat: It's all greek to me.
 JKBalch: Serge seeing Nobody and flashing back to his Greek myths
  TXC2: also what are comestibles? just food?
 GredGredmansson: for anyone curious, there are 7 unique cards in this set with the "Food" type.
 fcloud: @TXC2 ye
TriseAlpha: Catoblepas
  TXC2: fcloud ok
 GredGredmansson: @TXC2 "an edible, not the drug kind"
 r10pez10: oh so like potable but not for water
anhakha: Damnit. i just lost the game.
  TXC2: GredGredmansson ok, thank you
 fcloud: nethack players know
 DarkMorford: Flavor draft? I'll take sausage.
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 nymistrya: Can you smell what the game is cooking?
TriseAlpha: Able to be eaten, aka "food"
hat_hair: Mostly I know comestibles from the Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch
 GamerCat88: EA its in the food
 NarfBlinko: @hat_hair ditto
TriseAlpha: Mmm, cheese...
 djalternative: lava is a comestable............ once
 Mr_Horrible: Emerging from my sewer prison to tell Adam that I appreciated his Strive reference
 JKBalch: The coolness does sneak up on you
@LuneDeCuivre: different speciess
@sandravanekova7388: fu okey i Can keep watching then
@PBDot: Developing that Odyssey set Tech
 @LRRbot: Turtle Lair | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell. / {3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.
  @Reach_W: Yeah, Polyphemus definitely out here targeting Nobody.
@PBDot: waiting with bated breath for the card with Protection From Nobody
@PBDot: it ain't polyphemus, to put it that way
 @LRRbot: Make Your Move [2W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with power 4 or greater.
 @LRRbot: Courier of Comestibles [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Food card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you don't put…
@ironpage: Hahahahaha that’s a Serge all timer
@LuneDeCuivre: Oh, that pizza...
@LuneDeCuivre: I can trust that'll destroy a creature
@ironpage: Time to play the game
@PBDot: Nelson may know a thing or two about the game
@ShadowChorus: ayo Strive reference. That's how they know the smell of the game
 Mr_Horrible: also what the hell they gave blade historian ninjutsu?
TriseAlpha: Lots of things are comestable once.
 tdapenguin: @djalternative And yet it's not really a compostable
  TXC2: I'm also learning how LITTLE TMNT I have seen, thought I had seen more 
 NarfBlinko: LAVA melts ICE
generalnuk: sneak a 4 power creature in for the win?
TriseAlpha: Lava eats you
 JKBalch: Does sneak work after first strike damage?
anhakha: oh that's a cool card.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: "This pizza's got the grease"
 BusTed: 
 GredGredmansson: @JKBalch it does not
 zeathean: Serge should be at 4?
 Jethrain: @JKBalch No, has to be during declare blockers
3schr: Uhhh... I just turned off Audio only mode. Is Nelson wearing a pizza costume?
kaareendrup: 2 more damage to serge
 GamerCat88: that pizza is cookin
SylvrSystem: lmao
 BusTed:   
 SalamiSuperstar: Clap
 LRRMTG_Judge: @JKBalch You can only use sneak during the declare blockers step - Natedogg
TriseAlpha: Sneak works before damage
 GredGredmansson: and yeah normal strike damage
 MommaGart: WOOOOOO GREAT PLAY NELSON
 Mr_Horrible:   
generalnuk: after declare blockers before damage right.
 JKBalch: Thank you Gred and Jethrain
 lamina5432:   
  TXC2: 3schr sure is
 dumbo3k: Wooo! Yeah! Woohoo~!
 gualdhar:      
3schr: Cool...
 JKBalch: and Natedogg
 fcloud: get him, nelson! give him the GREASE! pepper his ronis!
 GredGredmansson: there's a Cancel that makes a Mutagen token
 CrossXhunteR: there is at least cancel with set mechanic
anhakha: remember, settle the wreckage is on the bonus sheet.
 TheOrigamiGamer: @GredGredmansson Cancel with set’s mechanic
 zeathean: I think Serge should be at 3 now
 BrowneePointz: it’s on a secret lair @anhakha
 tdapenguin: @3schr Has been since he came in!
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
 BrowneePointz: no it’s in a secret lair
 GredGredmansson: on the bonus sheet
kaareendrup: Yea serge didn't take regular strike damage
DMGlol: no its a secret lair
 GredGredmansson: source: wheeler
  Pywodwagon: @GredGredmansson it is not
  LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
Chenderle: another Aerith!
 GredGredmansson: @Pywodwagon sure it is wheeler said so
youcantlistentobuttons: Yes, it's in the bonus sheet
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 NarfBlinko: no, it is not
 BrowneePointz: that’s in the commander deck Adam!
 BrowneePointz: it’s a land!
TriseAlpha: Nice, Adam
 zasiah: Its in a Secret Lair!
 NarfBlinko: yes zasiah
 flatluigi: !card big apple 3
  LRRbot: Big Apple, 3 a.m. | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color. / {5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each opponent you have.
 GamerCat88: good play Nelly
  TXC2: Gods how I despise Settle the Wreckage 
 BrowneePointz: yes!
 GredGredmansson: its in the commander set
 CrossXhunteR: yes
 NarfBlinko: yes adam
DMGlol: yes its a land
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's somehow fitting that chat can't agree about where Settle the Wreckage is or isn't.
Azegoroth: Yes, commander set
 djalternative: chatters are divided between playing into the bit and being truthful
 CrossXhunteR: adam, this shit is for you
 BrowneePointz: there’s an entire Precon based on the Games Adam
 MommaGart: in MY area? 
Vampyre_Lord: its on the bonus sheet, if by bonus sheet you mean a bonus sheet printed for secret lair
 Mr_Horrible: did they make a card for the opening montage of the 2nd TMNT movie?
  TXC2: !mtgtmnt
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 GredGredmansson: !card Prehistoric Turtlesaurus
  LRRbot: Prehistoric Turtlesaurus [4G] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Dinosaur [4/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Vigilance
GeekyCraftz: but im in the uk!
 Dog_of_Myth: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TriseAlpha: I don't have an LGS...
GeekyCraftz: thats dedication
  LRRbot: Groundchuck & Dirtbag [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Ox Mole Mutant [8/8] | Trample / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add {G}.
 BusTed: There was definitely a 'Bury My Shell at Wounded Knee' reference
 flatluigi: can't serge just make his 3/1 unblockable
anhakha: oh, it's a badgermole.
 GredGredmansson: @flatluigi with what
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TriseAlpha "Local" is relative.
  TXC2: good old ramping at 6 mana
 flatluigi: @GredGredmansson !card turtle lair
 MommaGart: 8/8 though wow
Manitu_25: great commander to introduce someone to the format lmao
SoylentDoener: ah badgermole cubs big ox mole brother
 fcloud: according to my calculations, nelson has less than 8 life
 GredGredmansson: @flatluigi well it makes up for serge ignoring double strike a few turns ago
 benjamin_wheeler: !card Leonardo’s Revenge [Settle the Wreckage]
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 GamerCat88: meh seen better (jk)
 benjamin_wheeler: hmm
 BrowneePointz: but yea you might have to pick up the commander Precon Adam. it’s an entire homage to the NES/SNES and Arcade games
TriseAlpha: Moose and (ground) Squirrel
 flatluigi: !card turtle lair
  LRRbot: Turtle Lair | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell. / {3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.
 flatluigi: there we go
  TXC2: USADA testing for Nelson
seanmrwick: Good to see you here, Wheeler!
TriseAlpha: !card ninja teen
  LRRbot: Ninja Teen [2B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. / {B}: Level 3 / Creature cards in your graveyard have sneak {3}{B}. / You may cast creature spells from your graveyard using their sneak abilities.
 gualdhar: Serge caught using Performance Enhancing Cards
 Alness49: I heard Sweden have already set up a camera
 Mr_Horrible: "Serge actually touched the deck with his index finger after cutting, and while the rules don't explicitly say that's disallowed we're reviewing it."
@williamlogan5376: “I Like Turtles”- Johnathan, The Zombie
@OVER-KiLL: got eeeem
@dancook6114: serge still needs to take 2 from regular damage
@jasonkorf7700: Serge is at 4 life
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
@aceviru: Bananas are not pepperoni
@jasonkorf7700: bonus sheet
 @LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
@ironpage: Jeff Goldblum is in the set?!
 @LRRbot: Groundchuck & Dirtbag [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Ox Mole Mutant [8/8] | Trample / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add {G}.
@OVER-KiLL: 🍌🍕still waiting to try banan pizza ever since that subAthon tier list 🦍
 GamerCat88: yay!
 GredGredmansson: daw thanks adam you doo
DMGlol: we are hilarious
 MrSarkhan:  
 NarfBlinko: Thank you Adam, we shall
 Tom_Bruise: Congratiations, everyone!
  TXC2: you finally did it chat
 lamina5432: I wanna be unfunny again
Mindfire13: Streamer thinks we're funny!
 gualdhar: do we win a prize?
 GamerCat88: and....
 Mr_Horrible: asked with disbelief
 djalternative: emrakul?
 DarkMorford: It's after 11, Serge is allowed to do math
  LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one target creature you control. Then return them to the battlefield under their owners' control.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Alright, I caved and ordered pizza.
  LRRbot: Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Crocodile Mutant Rogue [5/4] | Trample / Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her. / Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
 GamerCat88: those frogs are PUNK
phoenixfeather14: Didn't Serge swear off of math for 2026?
 Mr_Horrible: ah gare-ron-tee
GeekyCraftz: Crocodile!
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 BrowneePointz: this version is a Lady too Adam
 GamerCat88: (pockets leatherhead)
 CrossXhunteR: leatherhead in this set is a lady
 DiscordianTokkan: Lady Leatherhead
 Dromos_GHG: I love how excited Adam has been all day
 GredGredmansson: the 80s version is
 ArtDecoSunburn: Cajun.
 gualdhar: does Serge have enough white mana? I can't see all his lands
  LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
 BrowneePointz: yea she’s a lady in this set
  Pharmacistjudge: do they have multiple different leatherheads in the set?
TriseAlpha: Adam uses Fanboy! It was Super Effective!
 BrowneePointz: one in commander one in main set
 GredGredmansson: @gualdhar he has 3 white mana
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 CrossXhunteR: there is at least one in the commander deck, based on the game. she is on a train
 Mr_Horrible: you'd think that, yeah
thaneofstuff: Oh snap, is Nelly going to sneak out a win here?
 GredGredmansson: he only needed 2 white mana
 Mr_Horrible: considering, y'know, actual Bayou
 Tom_Bruise: @lamina5432 symptoms of funnyness should pass after 6 hours, but could potentially take up to 24 to pass. Should symptoms persist for longer than 24 hours, please contact your doctor or local hospital
 BrowneePointz: the commander deck Leatherhead is on the Train Adam
  LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG: A Cajunator or Creodile. Depends on the snoot.
 NarfBlinko: serge should have won multiple turns ago
  TXC2: game 3 !
 That1GuyBen: let's gooooooo
 NarfBlinko: and he knows it
maclenrac: Boss battles rule
 NarfBlinko: it's PPR, do the fun thing always
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Vinewood_OG Which is the pointy one again?
 Mr_Horrible: he was so far ahead he decided to take a nap by the side of the road. Surely the turtle would never catch up to him. 
Chenderle: punished for being cute at 5 life
TriseAlpha: Fun Rul
 itira: nope!
 Mr_Horrible: uhhhh uhhhhh 
IaCthulhuFthagn: Crack 7 food tokens!
 djalternative: 14 1/1 squirrels
maefly2: what's a mana?
TriseAlpha: Rule of Cool
lojer: I haven't played 14 mana worth of TMNT
 AdamYMHMI: Serge could now lose this whole match and suffer the severe consequences that are on the line here today!
 BrowneePointz: for Adam
 CrossXhunteR: does nelly have a third deck, or just jamming the two together
 rosesmcgee: I want to see gross, sweaty magic. And not just because Nelson is wearing layers of polyester
Angreed66: can't cast big emrakul with only 14
 BrowneePointz: !card Leatherhead, Iron
  LRRbot: Leatherhead, Iron Gator [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Crocodile Mutant Rogue [5/5] | Trample, haste / Whenever Leatherhead attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
 Mr_Horrible: Serge is the supposed-to-lose scripted fight
Sealtest: I understand that reference
 Mr_Horrible: Nelly's actually going for the achievement
 nymistrya: 14 mana to cast 7 Time Walks, ggez
 BrowneePointz: you excited for the GoW remakes Adam?
 CrossXhunteR: a nice little abilitease
 Bugberry: every Metroid
 NarfBlinko: Flying good, who knew?
generalnuk: that and killing the beaver
Chenderle: evasion is always op in limited
TriseAlpha: "The secret to winning is to win"
 Jigokuro: Oh Flying was S in it's Ep.
 Mr_Horrible: wow, it's James's fault
0gl1tch0: I love constellation
generalnuk: Horsemanship
 itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: that's a James, toe to tip
 BrowneePointz: the art on that land slaaaaps
TriseAlpha: Foot-Head Quarters?
TriseAlpha: 
Angreed66: Horsemanship is evil because reach exists
 CrossXhunteR: from the 2012 series, i think
Chenderle: plz don't eat the kitten
 BrowneePointz: from the 2012 series
 NarfBlinko: 
 GredGredmansson: i mentioned it before kitty is from the 2012 series
  LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
 itsr67: watashi wa deathstrike
 @LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one ta…
 @LRRbot: Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Crocodile Mutant Rogue [5/4] | Trample / Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her. / Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a pla…
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 @LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
 @LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
@OVER-KiLL: Adam is slowly getting sucked into the nostalgia
@contentcontentconsumer: clutchhh
@LuneDeCuivre: Hubris!
@ironpage: Let’s go Nelson
@PBDot: Fun fact: Hubris is the final boss of MTG
@ironpage: Play 14 Shadowborn Apostles
@ShadowChorus: Get Metroided on
@OVER-KiLL: Flying is just Horsemanship
  @Simriel: And Horsemanship is just Strictly Better Shadow
 @LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1…
Xed_Regulus: Yuriko Oyama
TriseAlpha: Uriko
 BrowneePointz: yuriko oyama
 CrossXhunteR: Yuriko Oyama, according to the internet
 GredGredmansson: Yuriko Oyama, after a quick search
 Going_Medium: Yay! pizza
 GredGredmansson: oh you
anhakha: You're looking for "japanese."
JaymicUnyielding: Her dad invented adamantium
 Mr_Horrible: "Get engaged" ayo? 
  Pywodwagon: you'll never get me to engage
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I will type when I want, how I want!
desert_dba: Serge should be up 1 life.
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TriseAlpha: #ForTheAlgorithm
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 CrossXhunteR: lots of solid rares in this set
 DarkMorford: where's Usagi Yojimbo?
LilyOfTheVeil666: Adam with the engagement bait
  TXC2: hello Raiders!
 CrossXhunteR: amy raid
 Mr_Horrible: welcome raiders
BoomerAang_Squad: COWABUNGA
 NarfBlinko: Welcome Raiders!
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 Amazonian: Cowbunga!
 CrossXhunteR: @DarkMorford in a secret lair
Mythallian:     
 GhostValv: 
TriseAlpha: Cowabunga, indeed
 Mr_Horrible: ImNOTCrying
 s0lesurviv0r: sitting out of this set for the most part but I can't resist a woman in a sharp suit
 r10pez10: hi amy!
 Commodore_Perry_GG: I'm back
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Oneluckyghoul: serge 21 from land?
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
 BlueMechanic: He's turtle adjacent but I think Usagi Yojimbo is his own thing
 JohneyS: 14 mana? I wanted a peanut.
 Strebenherz: Usagi Yojimbo mentioned??
TriseAlpha: One usually does use their foot to stomp, yes...
Mai_Andra: is that like Fruit By The Foot?
CAKHost: God I love that animation Paul XD
 Mr_Horrible: @BlueMechanic he is, but they've got some crossovers (in both series, even)
seanmrwick: @BlueMechanic I believe you're right and I like the art style
 BrowneePointz: Viacom doesn’t own Usagi Yojimbo, his creator Stan Sakai own the rights and they are doing an Usagi Secret Lair
 Tom_Bruise: got kicked by the grippers oh no
  LRRbot: Dark Leo & Shredder [WB] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Human [1/3] | Sneak {W}{B} / Attacking Ninjas you control have deathtouch. / Whenever Dark Leo & Shredder deal combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Then if you control five or more Ninjas, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
CAKHost: XD
Chenderle: oooh
 BrowneePointz: this is the silhouette frame I think
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz mad that I may need to finally buy a Secret Lair (the fact that you can't buy Secret Lairs will save me)
 CrossXhunteR: i love these silhouette cards. wish there were more
 Tom_Bruise: Leo went evil when he got Mindslaver-locked. Happens to the best of us
  TXC2: Tom_Bruise honestly it's a fair reaction
seanmrwick: There is no wrong answer here when I ask "which ninja turtles show was your favorite?"
 Bugberry: more of a fan of 3 ninjas
 Mr_Horrible: "Leo crashout; Chat, was this justified?"
TriseAlpha: Five Ninjas
 BrowneePointz: and all his attacking ninjas have deathtouch
  LRRbot: Shark Shredder, Killer Clone [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Shark Octopus Ninja [4/4] | Sneak {3}{B}{B} / First strike / Whenever Shark Shredder deals combat damage to a player, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It enters tapped and attacking that player.
 NarfBlinko: @seanmrwick So, "none" isn't "wrong"?
Chenderle: holy moly
 Mr_Horrible: Serge you must defend yourself
  Pywodwagon: @seanmrwick the live action saban one
TriseAlpha: Sharktopus!
seanmrwick: @NarfBlinko correct
0gl1tch0: WOah!  Where was my shark alert?!
anhakha: shredders all the way down.
  Pywodwagon: thats a wrong answer
 Mr_Horrible: the pizza is trying to kill you
 CrossXhunteR: nelly with the rares
Omentuva: That's a set of creature types worthy of the Simic.
Knight_Blader: it turns out nelson was the boss encounter all along
seanmrwick: @Pywodwagon ooh, that's one I haven't seen before. Was that the Power Rangers crossover or was that the live-action movie?
 Tom_Bruise: Is it just me or does Shark Shredder look more like a xenomorph than a shark?
  LRRbot: Dimensional Exile [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
 ghizmou: 23 and me worst client
 NarfBlinko: Honestly I'd simply aged past TMNT or I probably would have watched at least one of them
 CypherRaze: Ah yes. Sharktopinja
  Pywodwagon: @seanmrwick power rangers. its unbelieveably terrible
 Mr_Horrible: I mean we're only 20 minutes past normal Oki Oki hours
  TXC2: the Space Shark space marine chapter looks more shark like then that "shark" 
 BrowneePointz: @seanmrwick the power rangers in space crossover was with Next Mutation yes
 BrowneePointz: TMNT Next Mutation is really REALLY bad
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You know, this prepre release would have been best on a Saturday morning
 Amazonian: for real AMillionCatsOnTypewriters
seanmrwick: @Pywodwagon it was, but for nostalgia-sake and retrospect, it seemed like a good idea at the time on paper
  LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
 Bugberry: @TXC2 it’s the octopus getting in the way.
 NarfBlinko: and wow that first live action movie 
 RockPusher: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters it's Saturday morning for me 
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
  TXC2: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters for some of our viwers it is 
seanmrwick: @BrowneePointz was it lightspeed rescue or Lost Galaxy?
 BrowneePointz: the first live action movie aged really well
seanmrwick: @BrowneePointz yeah it did
  Pywodwagon: @seanmrwick just In Space
seanmrwick: I think my favorite one was the one in the early 2000s on Cartoon Network
TriseAlpha: Maybe
 BrowneePointz: Super shredder is a mythic
 Mr_Horrible: the dialogue in TMNT the movie is so full of gold they hold it in the National Reserve
bobAkirafett: I rewatched it in theaters with the rerelease back in august?
 GredGredmansson: !card Super Shreder
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 GredGredmansson: !card Super Shredder
  LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
 CrossXhunteR: i believe Super Shredder is the spotlight turtles promo card
seanmrwick: @Pywodwagon ah ok
  LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
@deadweaselfilms: Serge should be at 21
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
 @LRRbot: Dark Leo & Shredder [WB] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Human [1/3] | Sneak {W}{B} / Attacking Ninjas you control have deathtouch. / Whenever Dark Leo & Shredder deal combat damage to a p…
@zshunterjaden: IDW comics Leo got brainwashed
 @LRRbot: Shark Shredder, Killer Clone [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Shark Octopus Ninja [4/4] | Sneak {3}{B}{B} / First strike / Whenever Shark Shredder deals combat damage to a player, put up to one target cr…
@OVER-KiLL: 🦈
@PBDot: I would not have guessed that's where the comma went in that one
 @LRRbot: Dimensional Exile [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
@OVER-KiLL: 🦈🐙🥷🏻
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
@jasonkorf7700: ouch
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
 @LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
@jasonkorf7700: Super Shredder is in the set
 BrowneePointz: there you go Adam
 NarfBlinko: correct CrossXhunteR
 Mr_Horrible: "What're we on... H?" "Hose Brain."
 DarkMorford: I grew up with the '80s TMNT cartoon on Saturday mornings, that's the definitive version for me.
CAKHost: Ooze? I'm In! - Said in the same manner of 'Gambling? I'm In!'
 Vinewood_OG: "You know they accidentally gave Thomas Jane a real knife om the set of the Punisher," is my Aragorn's toes.
maclenrac: Dreams alive
seanmrwick: @DarkMorford that's totally fair. I think I need to watch that one
 foolish_s4mwise: dreaming of beavers? [joke redacted]
 Mr_Horrible: as a black creature with flying? Yeah that's 3BB minimum
  Pharmacistjudge: it's a black flier...those had HUGE drawbacks
  TXC2: so, before this you could have put a gun to my head, and I would have said the 80's cartoon lasted 2-3 years tops, turns out it was almost 10 
TriseAlpha: There isn't a single Ooze creature in this set
seanmrwick: Also, the live-action Ninja Turtles movie was my first introduction into it, and it got me into trying domino's pizza back in the day
 Jethrain: it does seem like way too much upside for a 1-drop
 CrossXhunteR: hey, Venus. i like her card
 r10pez10: well yeah txc because then it became the 90s
 dutchmoose: exile???
  LRRbot: Ninja Teen [2B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. / {B}: Level 3 / Creature cards in your graveyard have sneak {3}{B}. / You may cast creature spells from your graveyard using their sneak abilities.
CAKHost: @r10pez10 XD
thegeardude: What did Serge get of the Orzoh Ninja? I think I missed it
  TXC2: r10pez10 oh you
 CrossXhunteR: @thegeardude nothing. requires hitting nelly with it
seanmrwick: I can't wait to see the episode of Elder Dragon with a Ninja Turtles commander deck
TriseAlpha: Sneak Escape?
 Tom_Bruise: Your honor, I spent four mana to get this creature in play, but my opponent tries to exile it saying its MV is 3. Permission to have them banished?
 DarkMorford: Fun fact, Rob Paulsen is one of the few voice actors to have played two different turtles. He was Raphael in the OG cartoon and Donatello in the 2012 version.
 jomiak: venus is not a ninja
generalnuk: board wipe
seanmrwick: What was the name of the female ninja turtle's name?
 Voidhawk42: This set seems very "must block can't block"
 Jethrain: Ninja count is currently at 3
 BrowneePointz: For Adam, there’s a Promo Super Shredder that’s based on Kevin Nash in TMNT 2
CAKHost: Now I'm remembering that one Unfinity card that has you hide clowns everywhere. There really should be one for Foot Soilders/Ninja's in-general
 ExhaustedElox: Four Ninjas: the new reboot for a new generation
 CrossXhunteR: @seanmrwick Jennika, or Venus
   LoadingReadyRun: @seanmrwick Teenage Dragon Ninja Club
 BrowneePointz: @seanmrwick Venus di Milo or Jennika? or Lita
seanmrwick: @CrossXhunteR thank you. I couldn't remember the name
saljik007: Venus, jenika is white
 CrossXhunteR: is Venus a ninja in this game?
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 MrSVCD: Turtles was not my childhood (I am the correct age)
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seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun I actually don't remember that series. I think that was either before my time or after my time
  TXC2: "four ninja" said in the style of "two brothers"
  LRRbot: The Last Ronin [4BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy all creatures. / II — Mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on it. It gains trample, lifelink, and indestructible until end of turn.
 DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun When is the SNES game coming to Oki Oki Fight Club? 
 TheOrigamiGamer: @seanmrwick Jennika(yellow mask) Venus(light blue mask) Lita is Donatello’s daughter
 Goombill: By the way, it's not Raph in the Last Ronin stuff
TriseAlpha: Raph of God?
Manitu_25: GGs
seanmrwick: @TheOrigamiGamer Donatello has a daughter?
 BrowneePointz: It’s not Raph Adam. (I’m not spoiling who it is)
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CAKHost: Congrats to Pizza!
Mai_Andra: a little too Wrath...
 Mr_Horrible: "Pi-zza! Pi-zza! Pi-zza!"
anhakha: Nelsonroni Pizza ftw
 djalternative: okay. can serge lay out all of his rares?
insanecat6mtg:  
 TheOrigamiGamer: @seanmrwick I was surprised too
 CypherRaze: Did Nelly get his card back from Serge?
 CypherRaze: The one under the aura?
seanmrwick: @TheOrigamiGamer This is news to me
 Goombill: The Last Ronin teases that it's Raph, but who it actually is is a bit of a spoiler
maefly2: died after going to 10 life against Nelly, seems appropriate
 BrowneePointz: they are using Raph’s Red Bandana but the reveal is a big spoiler ye
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 HarmonisedMelody: Nelly rocking that Pizza Look!
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 circusofkirkus: I like the sidequest Adam just went on
 BrowneePointz: also chat that comic is very very good
 circusofkirkus: while this convo was happening
 BrowneePointz: I highly recommend it
 CrossXhunteR: i want to read the IDW comics
 BrowneePointz: Last Ronin is just an INCREDIBLE comic
 GredGredmansson: yes
CAKHost: Ahhh
Bleeding_Edge: The Last Ronin
 rosesmcgee: They were making a movie but it might be cancelled
CAKHost: I remember that one
Sealtest: and the movie may still be coming out about the last ronin
 BrowneePointz: they were making a live action movie but it got canceled
seanmrwick: I need to check this out actually
 Hansk_and_Boo: I just read that one today. The Last Ronin is awesome.
 fracassio: Last Ronin is on Web Toon, btw
 Tom_Bruise: Isn't Serge thinking of Batman Ninja?
 CrossXhunteR: sometimes they go to the past, sometimes they go to the future, sometimes they go to dimension x or space or hell
durketh: Bodacious games
Sealtest: @BrowneePointz still could be happening
 Mr_Horrible: great match
seanmrwick: I think you're onto something, Serge. I'll check it out
 GredGredmansson: He wears a black mask and uses weapons from all 4 turtles so you can't tell
hat_hair: The turtles have gone to feudal Japan loads of times
CAKHost: I should rewatch my copy of TMNT and Batman crossover
 BrowneePointz: @sealtest the rated R Live Action one is canceled. they may be doing a pg13 animated
 Mr_Horrible: ah, the flavor win
CAKHost: Pizza!
@OVER-KiLL: Nin-ja, RRAP
@viperion_nz: Venus isn't a ninja?
 @LRRbot: Ninja Teen [2B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. / {B}:…
@HydeTheSturdy: Really strange to me that Adam and I have a cultural connection over our love of TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze, when he’s twice my age
@viperion_nz: Venus isn't a ninja though
 @LRRbot: The Last Ronin [4BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy all creatures. / II — Mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Whenever a creature y…
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@aceviru: I was always rooting for the talking pizza
@ironpage: Pizza won the day
@contentcontentconsumer: Nelsoroni Zalub is the best
@viperion_nz: I guess they're not reading YT chat ah well - Venus isn't a ninja, Nellie would only have had 4 ninjas
@DanielSolis: I am learning from this set that TMNT is profoundly weird.
@ironpage: Our voices are shouting at the void
@viperion_nz: OMFG it's SO WEIRD @DanielSolis
@PBDot: It is undeniably odd that there is a teenage turtle who is not a ninja, but hey, I didn't write the thing
 @loadingreadyrun: I can see youtube chat 😛
@aceviru: Hi Paul <3
@viperion_nz: <3
@PBDot: 👀
@contentcontentconsumer: <3
@ironpage: Hullo
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@DanielSolis: We're being perceived!
@OlinNiord: 😲
@PBDot: how terrifying
@contentcontentconsumer: engagement
@LuneDeCuivre: Is cameron going to be wearing a shoe costum?
seanmrwick: I need to watch Ninja Turtles again
 GredGredmansson: Pizza Face?
DMGlol: The One Price!
DMGlol: 
  TXC2: Sewer time!
anhakha: 10:09 on the microwave
Sealtest: @BrowneePointz eastman said he doesnt think its off the table
anhakha: 10:11
PhuzNutz: did he not wet his hands?
CAKHost: OH
 CrossXhunteR: what do you think the pots on top of the fridge get used for most
 DarkMorford: AHHHHHHHHHH
 Strebenherz:   
 Molator: ahhhh
anhakha: 10:15
 HarmonisedMelody: Pizzaface!
 GredGredmansson: yep its totally gonna be Pizza Face
 Wiliart: Ahhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
CAKHost: AAHHHH
 Voidhawk42: AHHH
 dolphgrim: Oh no
 CypherRaze: AHHHH
 red_shoes_jeff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
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 neisan2112: !aaaaaaaaa
durketh: Perfect, no notes
 CrossXhunteR: i appreciate the hawaiin pizza
goateedave86: Pizza the hutt 2, Graham boogaloo
 GasCityGaming: ooo hawaiin
 DiscordianTokkan: Now I want pizza'
 GamerCat88: hehe pineapple excellent
RedArrogantKnight: this is great
anhakha: The microwave time entertains me.
DMGlol: did they cut out a whole or eat the tip off every pizza 
 Wiliart: Ah, so that is where the pizza came from on drafternoon.
Krobster: xddd
 itsr67: o h
 itira: eeeew
 MrSarkhan: Amazing
  RayFK: Jesus christ
The_Voices: ewwww
 Just_Herby: Loving this. Reminds me of The Mighty Boosh.
 MommaGart: wow
anhakha: 10:19
Manitu_25: lmao
 GredGredmansson: delicious
  TXC2: thanks, I wont 
seanmrwick: ooh my god
 Dog_of_Myth: oooooo
 fracassio: That's an impressive shot
 BrowneePointz: for chat if you haven’t watched it the newest cartoon, Rise of the TMNT was really good, very Anime inspired
Bleeding_Edge: must be a foil
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 10 out of 10
 circusofkirkus: I heard Papa Commander
 DarkMorford: Hawaiian pizza so good
CAKHost: Unhindged Graham is the best XD
maladroit_moose: special fx budget going up nice
seanmrwick: oooo
 emilevitt: i need to watch the secret of the ooze again 
milkydeew: oooooooooooo
 Nigouki: ooooooooo
Bleeding_Edge: it curled
 MrSarkhan: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Wow 
 CypherRaze: ooooooooooooooo
 dolphgrim: Good. Very good, gentlemen
 red_shoes_jeff: OOO
PhuzNutz: Oh look, I still have half a pizza on the kitchen counter  (:
CAKHost: XD
Sealtest: pizza man pauper commander?
 Hansk_and_Boo: Ah yes, the old two-tables-next-to-each-other
 CrossXhunteR: has graham seen The Mitchells vs the Machines
 Jethrain: I am experiencing fear
GeekyCraftz: i made a paupermander deck! Its great fun!
PhuzNutz: Deck this out!
 neisan2112: Oh sick
 CypherRaze: That was an amazing bit.
 BlueMechanic: he does like ooze
punahougirl84: PDH - yay!!!!!
 Blip2004:  excellent intro
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 DarkMorford: BEN
seanmrwick: oh btw, Galloping Ghost arcade outside of Chicago has the arcade machines
PhuzNutz: I love the new Deck This Out series. Like a podcast light
TriseAlpha: Nibblemamcer
 ghizmou: 
 GamerCat88: its in the food
CAKHost: Look if I go into the ooze, there's a nonzero chance I can become a Digimon. I MUST take that chance /jk
 DarkMorford: Pizza the Hutt!
seanmrwick: something something pizza the hut
 Vinewood_OG: Technically Food Crimes
GirlPainting: Pizza the Hut
PhuzNutz: @DarkMorford Heard Brooks is making another.
loufghyslaufey: How did he fit that whole cardboard in his jaw? And unsleeved?   
 Strebenherz: Ben, I appreciate your enthusiam for this, it's great
  TXC2: Graham is a SKILLED Actor
seanmrwick: yes he is, @TXC2
 RatherLargeToad: he’s 5 foods in one!
CAKHost: Please not the kitty
 HarmonisedMelody: Cool food deck!
 DarkMorford: @PhuzNutz I don't know whether to be excited or frightened by that possibility
 BrowneePointz: also gotta say, chat thanks for all the good vibes on the set today.
 GredGredmansson: heck yeah Scream Puff
CAKHost: Graham is a great Pizza Face
 Dog_of_Myth: 
CAKHost: XD
 BrowneePointz: @darkmorford comes out this year filming has wrapped I think. or is currently filming
 GamerCat88: Treats a Pizza
 INCSlayer: Treatsa Pizza
 HarmonisedMelody: Dogs love food!
 Proudboar: Lol, I just finished spitballing a standard mardu food deck and just tuned into this
PhuzNutz: @DarkMorford But now as an adult, I can afford ALL the merchandise!
 Mr_Horrible: no one can forget Cauldron Familiar
 Kentosaurus: I do not miss that catr
maclenrac: pizza oven
clockworkmenagerie: wait they printed the cat at common in jumpstart? huh
 RockPusher: 
 Molator: food by the foot
 Jethrain: @BrowneePointz It's scheduled for next year
 dutchmoose: Cauldon Familiar has commited crimes
 Hansk_and_Boo: @clockworkmenagerie Yeah that just jumped me, too
  TXC2: the only cat that wont go to heaven
superdude097: @clockworkmenagerie Yep. Sees play in Pauper
PhuzNutz:     
Bleeding_Edge: @dutchmoose nono just the oven
  Pharmacistjudge: Never Enough!  Never Never! Never Enough! Never Never! For me!  For Me!
 BrowneePointz: @Jethrain thank you couldn’t remember the production schedule
 GredGredmansson: NIghtblade is a common in Commander Masters its ok
 TheOrigamiGamer: I love Rowan’s Grim Search in Pauper cycle storm
 GredGredmansson: EVO WITNESS heck yeah
 RockPusher: mmmm, Apple Crundle
 dutchmoose: @Bleeding_Edge Cat is just as guilty by association
goateedave86: love an eve wit
  TXC2: are MH commons really commons? 
 GredGredmansson: @TXC2 according to Pauper they are
PhuzNutz: @TXC2 In name only...
@aceviru: #cursed
@Panic-Attack: Oh my god
@PBDot: #blessed
@contentcontentconsumer: Pizza Graham can and will hurt you
@Panic-Attack: He is very real
@Hoyty1: nope
@Hoyty1: nope
@Hoyty1: nope
@PBDot: Pizza Graham is, unfortunately, real, if not valid
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
@aceviru: Ok now it's blessed
@p33j33-v9m: pizza hawai isn't that cursed
@Panic-Attack: #blursed
  @Reach_W: Well, that was
  @Simriel: Whelp this is my new Sleep Paralysis Demon
@jasonkorf7700: Pizzaface
@Panic-Attack: XD
@contentcontentconsumer: The pizza place never follows my instructions for Pizza Graham on the side
@OVER-KiLL: Saw the Comming Out of Their Shells Tour Live
@Panic-Attack: Pizza Graham is a main, thats why
@sanityismadness: Graham Pizza with Left Ben
@PBDot: The most delectable crime against existence :)
@viperion_nz: Food is officially 1/5 of a pizza
@Hoyty1: leave it to Ben to make me actually like something from UB
@aceviru: lol
@aceviru: Alright, only LRR could sell me on this. Good job guys
@contentcontentconsumer: My bff oven Jill
@basilhunter8402: winding constrictor?
@FishlegStudio: lol "crundle"
@OVER-KiLL: this is just my pauper cube
 HarmonisedMelody: TECHNICALLY!
 GredGredmansson: oh I LOVE Heaped Harvest in my Vastra Jenny deck
GirlPainting: whats in it?....lots of things!
 dumbo3k: This seems like it'd be a fun deck to play
 dutchmoose: halo guy???
 GredGredmansson: honestly i want to try and get some food for that deck, even though its mostly Clues right now
Bleeding_Edge: @dutchmoose  
 Hansk_and_Boo: NGL this deck looks fun. Good job, Ben!
 Mr_Horrible: probably don't keep the pizza TOO close to your heart, tho
 DarkMorford: I disagree
 HarmonisedMelody: Pineapple!!
 GredGredmansson: at least the Pizzamander is chill about it
GirlPainting: great, now i am hungry!
 Jethrain: That was unhinged and wonderful
 HarmonisedMelody: Pineapple + Jalepeno pizzas!
PhuzNutz: Jeez, this kinda reminds me of the skit Ulmer and Adam did for the NYE thingy. That was hilarious if you haven't seen it.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Good choice of music, too
  TXC2: and we're back
 DarkMorford: ULMER
 CrossXhunteR: watch out cam
 feelingfroggo: jesus
Invitare: oh Kathleen
generalnuk: I mean it is a good deck for the pizza lands
 NarfBlinko: I have come around on pineapple on pizza
 GredGredmansson: why is there a Murloc here
 BrowneePointz: oh hey it’s Ray Fillet
TriseAlpha: Graham is clearly having a lot of fun in that deck tech.
 RockPusher: Ah, hello "Kathleen"
 tdapenguin: Anglerfish!!!!
 GamerCat88: hehe Kathleen
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Julian_Rogue: Anybody else remembering the pizza from Jimmy neutron?
 neisan2112: JESUS
 GredGredmansson: oh hi Kathleen
 feelingfroggo: Hi kathleen
TriseAlpha: High Kathleen
 Mr_Horrible: was wondering if that was the angle
 dutchmoose: deep sea fangly fish
 INCSlayer: that is clearly kathleen
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 CrossXhunteR: kathleen does seem very dimir
milkydeew: Kathleen from Nemo?
 Strebenherz: Hi kathleen
 MrSarkhan:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hi Kathleen
 Bugberry: the resemblance is uncanny
 Strebenherz: That's 100% Kathleen
 GredGredmansson:   
 Vinewood_OG: Oh Kathleen, I love what you've done with your stalk.
glitched_goddess: I’m just glad they didn’t show him opening the box and seeing Graham with pizza makeup screaming at him
 BlueMechanic: That is definitely Kathleen. Toe to tip, that's Kathleen
Jundinator: Do we have guests?
 Blip2004: that suit is going to get hot
TriseAlpha: What
 RockPusher: 
 Hansk_and_Boo: That doesn't look super warm at all
 Strebenherz: Kathleen has specifically mentioned anglerfish in her lore ircc?
 dutchmoose: King Crimson and The Glizzy Gobblers
 MommaGart: Kathleen, please. This set is about turtles, not lizards
 GredGredmansson: yes, just like kathleen herself all the time says
goombalax: !card Frilled Mystic
  LRRbot: Frilled Mystic [GGUU] | Creature — Elf Lizard Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, you may counter target spell.
 CaptainSpam: Yep, toe to tip, that's a Kathleen all right.
 Tom_Bruise: Just checking, is Ben sweating to death in that suit?
  Pywodwagon: Kathleen can you read us a passage from your book
aitsu100: chaos goblin mode cause issues on purpose
CAKHost: Ah yes the battle of the Century. Cameron verse a Fssh
 TheOrigamiGamer: Curious if the team could post a link to Card Kingdom with the cards from the deck tech into the cart
 RockPusher:  
  LRRbot: Jennika, Bad Apple Big Sister [4W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | When Jennika enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Plainscycling {2}
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Tom_Bruise No. but maybe Kathleen is
  LRRbot: Krang, Master Mind [6UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Utrom Warrior [1/4] | Affinity for artifacts / When Krang enters, if you have fewer than four cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference. / Krang gets +1/+0 for each other artifact you control.
 BrowneePointz: oo the Scrne card art
 BrowneePointz: Scene*
 HarmonisedMelody: Build me a body!
  LRRbot: Super Combo [1G] | Sorcery | Replicate {2} / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
TriseAlpha: Kathleen Dimir definitely has "no preference" 
 Tom_Bruise: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters ah my mistake
  LRRbot: Raphael, Ninja Destroyer [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Raphael must be blocked if able. / Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
 FauksStarling: Kathleen lives for the chaos so honestly, Ben's on point.
 BrowneePointz: Silhouette Frame!
  LRRbot: Rhythm of the Wild [1RG] | Enchantment | Creature spells you control can't be countered. / Nontoken creatures you control have riot.
 GredGredmansson: its Bonus Sheet rarity
  LRRbot: Michelangelo's Technique [4G] | Sorcery | Sneak {3}{G} / Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 Tom_Bruise: fwiw, its normal rarity is uncommon
 CrossXhunteR: or, do more drugs
glitched_goddess: Apparently the pig girl on that Jennika is her girlfriend?
 BrowneePointz: weren’t the turtles in that one anti drug cartoon special?
  Pywodwagon: dont you put it in your mouth
TriseAlpha: Drugs are bad. But drugs in pizza is... also bad.
rand0mtask_: "You gotta micro-dose my micro-dudes"
HiimDant: Don't do drugs. Do Magic, instead
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Are you saying you can't eat floor pizza?
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun , if you where a Ninja Turtle, what colour would your eye Bandana be?
 dutchmoose: they ARE non toxic
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: yes the Punk Pig Girl is Jennika’s Girlfriend
 red_shoes_jeff: @Pywodwagon Don't you put it in your mouth!
Sealtest: I love kathleen's new tattoos
  TXC2: some are good, some are bad
 Hansk_and_Boo: Just put them in your mouth, you wont have to hold them up
  Pharmacistjudge: Please do the drugs you are prescribed according to the the directions.
DMGlol: power creep, now you only need 1 squirrel to kill emrakul
Derekwillis: That silhouette Raph is a pretty penny. Nice pull.
3schr: We are officially off the rails
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is an odd way to spell Kathleen's way
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: name*
 Tom_Bruise: We have never been on the rails
TriseAlpha: "Definitely Not Tyranid"
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GirlPainting: TriseAlpha this is the plane of New York and not Warhammer 40K
TriseAlpha: Calyrex Nightmare Rider
 BrowneePointz: dang it Cam your deck name is brilliant
 Tom_Bruise: This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Pharmacistjudge Except when your physician prescribes you medication that you are allergic to for the third time.
goateedave86: A second squirrelanoids has hit the table
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
adambomb625: How's the set playing so far?
@datastorm17: Ben's deck techs are masterpieces
@jasonkorf7700: Winding Constrictor wasn't printed as a common
@basilhunter8402: oh right
@OVER-KiLL: MA HAND!
@contentcontentconsumer: winding constrictor at common would be a wild limited environment
@aceviru: Fuck that made me jump
@aceviru: Hahaha
@PBDot: Oh my goodness
  @Simriel: Yeah Pizza Graham is gonna haunt me
@Panic-Attack: Omg Ben
  @Simriel: AHAHAHA
  @Simriel: Ben, amazing
@contentcontentconsumer: I respect Ben's restraint from not calling the deck Pauper Johns
@jasonkorf7700: Kathleen has been mutated
@novrdd: Graham's wife looks weird tonight
@ironpage: Kathleen any music recommendations?
 @LRRbot: Jennika, Bad Apple Big Sister [4W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | When Jennika enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Plainscycling {2}
 @LRRbot: Krang, Master Mind [6UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Utrom Warrior [1/4] | Affinity for artifacts / When Krang enters, if you have fewer than four cards in hand, draw cards equal to the differenc…
@chrisfromwork: i think Kathleen hates mondays and loves lasagna
 @LRRbot: Super Combo [1G] | Sorcery | Replicate {2} / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Raphael, Ninja Destroyer [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Raphael must be blocked if able. / Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, y…
 @LRRbot: Rhythm of the Wild [1RG] | Enchantment | Creature spells you control can't be countered. / Nontoken creatures you control have riot.
@PBDot: "Raphael, but hot"
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo's Technique [4G] | Sorcery | Sneak {3}{G} / Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield…
@ironpage: Loves Dimir, hates the Billboard Top 40
@PBDot: Also a good bog, marsh, wetland
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@OVER-KiLL: THEY'RE Babies!
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aitsu100: its a mystery mystery of the card
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 tdapenguin: @IaCthulhuFthagn Daaaang
 Gekyouryuu: Card Capturtles?
 red_shoes_jeff: But when this mighty book was opened... THE POWERS WERE SET FREEEEEEE!
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
 Julian_Rogue: So is this kathleens deck? Piloted by Ben?
GirlPainting: poo
GirlPainting: poof
IaCthulhuFthagn: @tdapenguin Apparently "trust but verify" applies to your doctor too.
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 UnknownFriday: @Julian_Rogue No, this is Kathleen's deck piloted by Kathleen.
 Julian_Rogue: @IaCthulhuFthagn Always does unfortunately
 Tom_Bruise: Cam! This could've been the third turn in a row of you casting Squirlanoids
 BrowneePointz: I can’t tell if her little Screwloose is real or a plushie
Omnipotrevor: I guess it should have been obvious to me, but 1/1 deathtoucher works really well with sneak
nikmn: Not a bad signal pest, only a worse signal pest
Vampyre_Lord: had to step away for a bit, Kathleen looks nice today  on par with usual i'd say
  LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 BusTed: dang
Shadowsoflife: Sparing
 BrowneePointz: fratricide!
 BusTed: and screwloose
CAKHost: *realizes she just ate pizza rolls during the TMNT like it was a Friday*
  LRRbot: Cool but Rude [1R] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / {1}{R}: Level 2 / Whenever you discard a card, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent. / {1}{R}: Level 3 / When this Class becomes level 3, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
 red_shoes_jeff: Gimme a break!
  TXC2: killing a turtle = testuicide ?
Mai_Andra: Golgari Kathleen is secretly Ben???
Shadowsoflife: @red_shoes_jeff 
 Tom_Bruise: love a good gamble
aitsu100: they put gamble on a class card
CAKHost: I was wondering if that might make reading your board state hard XD
 BrowneePointz: I kinda wanna play Cool but Rude in Mardu Discard in Canlander just for funsies
  LRRbot: Primordial Pachyderm [3G] | Creature — Elephant Avatar [4/4] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
  TXC2: a 6 mana gamble is hopefully fine
  LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Who used a Mutagen Token targeting Kathleen?
  LRRbot: Henchbots [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
GirlPainting: ok, this card goes in every black deck from now on untill the heat death of the universe
CAKHost: Love a good Henchbot
GirlPainting: and i hate it
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token.
 dutchmoose: I have learned more about TMNT in the past few hours than I ever have in my entire life
CAKHost: XD
   LoadingReadyRun: Anglerfish are known have issues playing Magic, which explains why you've never seen an anglerfish at the protour
  TXC2: dutchmoose same
 BrowneePointz: yea Paul they get kicked out of Pro Tours for too much Angler shooting
  LRRbot: Hard-Won Jitte [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has double strike. / Equip {2}
maclenrac: squirrel's on the other foot
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 @LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of t…
@finnsclarinet: the powercreep of ajani's pridemate is insane
@finnsclarinet: I guess its a 1/1 instead of a 2/2 but still
 @LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
@OVER-KiLL: i like how they keep printing these Bird Maidens in red. Hobgoblin is dope.
@OVER-KiLL: speaking of Hobgoblin. Cool but Rude . probably my favorite card in the set.
 @LRRbot: Primordial Pachyderm [3G] | Creature — Elephant Avatar [4/4] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
@BlueDragonGames2000: ???Kathleen??? is such a funny deck name, especially when Cam has Mardu Midrange Value Creatures for his, lmao
 @LRRbot: Henchbots [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo en…
 @LRRbot: Hard-Won Jitte [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has double strike. / Equip {2}
enkil_42: excuse me
Omnipotrevor: So that effect makes menace turn into just unblockable, looks like.
 DarkMorford: git huh?
 BrowneePointz: wow, She’s got a piece of jitte
 tdapenguin: @BrowneePointz Ans here I had thought it was the lack of pressure
 HarmonisedMelody: When do we meet Git, the Hard One??
CAKHost: Gib!
 dutchmoose: the word "jitte" jump scaring mtg players
 Tiber727: Having finally glanced over, I have to complement Cam on his deck name.
Wolfii_TV: why does just one jitte give double strike? Shouldnt that do first strike?
 HarmonisedMelody: Heh, didn't notice, raaad!
Blackcross187: no mutagen token?
Bleeding_Edge: @Wolfii_TV it's really fast
  LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
goateedave86: should there be a mutagen token on attack?
maclenrac: makes a mutagen
  TXC2: EXTREAMLY rare chat W
Derekwillis: Titan triggers everywhere these days
 HarmonisedMelody: First and last time!
CAKHost: W for chat
CAKHost: once
 HarmonisedMelody: And to think, we were HERE for it!
 Proudboar: But did we lose?
 tdapenguin: i like how if my screen is slightly dim, I cannot see kathleen's face inside the fish, so all i see is a felt angler fish opposing cam
CAKHost: Is Ben having some clothing malfunctions? XP
 BrowneePointz: who up Muting they Gen
  LRRbot: Splinter's Technique [3B] | Sorcery | Sneak {1}{B} / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
  TXC2: she mute on my gen till I give her a +1/+1 counter
 Voidhawk42: "What'd ya get?"
CAKHost: XD
 MrSarkhan: 
drcthulu: only the basic lands
Wolfstrike_NL: Serge you library, there are now no basics left in it
IaCthulhuFthagn: Cori!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "I want to Serge my library" ... oh, you play self-mill? 
maclenrac: Bold move
CAKHost: XD
 CaptainSpam: @CAKHost Of course not, that is clearly Kathleen. 
 Wiliart: So much room for pizza.
 HarmonisedMelody: Fishmaiden's Tale!?
 LarkSachrosis: Just got here, that costume looked incredibly unwieldly
 Hansk_and_Boo: Shin Godzilla?!
 FauksStarling: You ever get so warm you tear your own bottom jaw off?
Blackcross187: i too like to unhinge my lower jaw when i eat costco poutine!!
  TXC2: unhinge your mandible
 Mr_Horrible: do the goblin shark trick and just extendo that bad boy
 BrowneePointz: so there’s another TMNT mtg thing here. Ben is a Fish, Ray Fillet is a famous Fish Mutant, who was played by Post Malone in the most recent movie. full circle!
goateedave86: I believe the 7th one is Bananaphone
CAKHost: There's Ringku?
 neisan2112: Theres like 7 Ring movies....
 JessieImproved: Shed your outer ring of  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
noSmokeFire: "I'm raising VC funding for my new start up, Ringr"
 Mr_Horrible: pretty sure that's also the frame narrative of one of the V/H/S anthologies
 @LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
  @Simriel: Cam got hit in his Squiddlyspooch
 @LRRbot: Splinter's Technique [3B] | Sorcery | Sneak {1}{B} / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
@OlinNiord: I mean, the Ring was based off of a novel trilogy ...
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Like, comment, and subscribe to not die in seven days
 Alness49: I mean, Samara emerging from a 20 foot screen...
CAKHost: @CaptainSpam I feel that's a deep cut that's going over my head as I have read similar stuff in the chat. XD
 BrowneePointz: Squirrelenoids of Theseus
 HarmonisedMelody: Squirrelenoids pointing at Squirrelenoids!
CAKHost: It was a Squirrelanoid Fight!
  LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
 BlueMechanic: these sure squirrelanoying
CAKHost: D'aww
 LarkSachrosis: It's jus a lil guy
 RelwinEJ: Muppet Show sketch mentioned!
aitsu100: what you got .... a jitte ... NOOO
CAKHost: More?!
 Mr_Horrible: squirrel, annoyed
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 Cajoma01: Yee Haw!
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  LRRbot: Tokka & Rahzar, Terrible Twos [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Turtle Wolf Mutant [3/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Menace / Whenever a player casts a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast it was less than its mana value, Tokka & Rahzar deal 3 damage to that player.
 HarmonisedMelody: Any noise annoys a Squirrelenoid!
 BrowneePointz: are YOU gonna tell that lil baby it can’t be a Ninja Ben?
 LarkSachrosis: If they engage in guerilla tactics against corrupt leaders, they're a ninja.
Mai_Andra: They are babies 
 lamina5432: so you can bestow
 GredGredmansson: 
  TXC2: "don't sneak" as sung by no doubt
Blackcross187: didn't No Doubt have a song about not sneaking? "Don't Sneak"
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
 Tom_Bruise: I'm creepin' and I'm creepin' and I'm creepin', but I damn near got caught 'cuz these mutants threw a car at me
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Blackcross187: get off my brain cell txc2
285 raiders from bmkibler have joined!
Jundinator:      
IaCthulhuFthagn: @LarkSachrosis If they engage in conventional army scouting and intelligence against leaders no more corrupt than their own, they are also ninja ^^
  TXC2: Blackcross187 it's our brain cell comrade
Peach3sPlays: Also takes damage from the Terrible Twos
  TXC2: hello Raiders!
 r10pez10: hi kibler!
SmileyNolan: howdy
generalnuk: takes two damage?
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 BrowneePointz: hi Brian! this set is fire so far!
aitsu100: hi Kibler
Blackcross187: @TXC2  
  LRRbot: Splinter's Technique [3B] | Sorcery | Sneak {1}{B} / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
 KingOfDoma: Hi raiders!
excalgold: oh my god is he doing the...Cur Lee manuver?
wulfram77: Brian has the Dragon Army
ShifuDaxiongmao: "the brians"
 gualdhar:    
CAKHost: Okay I have to do Adult Things for Tomorrow so YEET you all to the 2nd monitor
  TXC2: a message, and a clap, and a cookie, and a message from your dad telling you he loves you and is proud of you......
 Voidhawk42: CAM
Peach3sPlays: Cam should have taken 3 from casting Leo last time I believe
 fracassio: CAM
 Dog_of_Myth: CAM
 Julian_Rogue: @CAKHost I have been yeeted
MWGNZ: 
 BusTed: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: Caaam!
 red_shoes_jeff: CAMERON LAUDER!
kamkazi: showing her what?1
 BrowneePointz: Increment the Nardo and show your Kunoichi
BTownMC: nice kunochi, thanks just had it stuffed
ShifuDaxiongmao: phrasing!
JaymicUnyielding: C A M E R O N
  TXC2: Kunoichi does just mean female....
Mythallian: CAMERON NO
rand0mtask_: Feet typal fans are going nuts over this set
loufghyslaufey: Wut?
loufghyslaufey: The...
loufghyslaufey: BEN.
 gualdhar: thank goodness children can't understand double entendres, we'res till family friendly
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
excalgold: I love when April gets to kind of a badbus
 GredGredmansson: do you know what Kunoichi MEANS, everyone at the table
@OVER-KiLL: Sadako
 @LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. …
 @LRRbot: Tokka & Rahzar, Terrible Twos [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Turtle Wolf Mutant [3/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Menace / Whenever a player casts a spell, if the amount of mana spent to …
@OVER-KiLL: !Babies!
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
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  @Reach_W: not one of the L2s in Discord, but thumbs up and clap all the same
@crazyburritoo: I'm not an L2 but you got a 👍 and 👏 from me Serge
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put …
JaymicUnyielding: No, actually, Graham did play a card named Kunoichi Turncoat
 red_shoes_jeff: @GredGredmansson Yes
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Surprise, your ninja turtle was actually a ninja all along!"
  LRRbot: Tokka & Rahzar, Terrible Twos [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Turtle Wolf Mutant [3/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Menace / Whenever a player casts a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast it was less than its mana value, Tokka & Rahzar deal 3 damage to that player.
 BrowneePointz: but yea it’s funny that it both means a Female Ninja but also literally translates to Woman
 dumbo3k: @BrowneePointz that just means all Woman are also Female Ninjas
 Voidhawk42: Death trigger?
  LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
generalnuk: death trigger?
 BrowneePointz: foot elite is my favorite Beethoven song
 GredGredmansson: those are options yes
  LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 NewtyNewts: Slippy!
maclenrac: They all touch grave before trigger
nyc_mtg: LuL
 BrowneePointz: slithering cryptid has good mouthfeel
goateedave86: That explains why you have to exile it as part of the cost
TheRealRedal: Hey y'all! I got here late but I have a random question aboit a catd from TMNT if I could ask a judge? 
 LRRMTG_Judge: You don't even choose a target for the trigger until after you exile it and the reflexive trigger is put on the stack - Natedogg
 GredGredmansson: just ask
  LRRbot: Henchbots [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
 BrowneePointz: on his turn he can kuno his ichi
 LRRMTG_Judge: @TheRealRedal Go ahead and ask. - Natedogg
 LRRMTG_Judge: Yep, ask away TheRealRedal.  🐰
 tdapenguin: that's a bold statement to make, cam!
TheRealRedal: So if I have Kr'rik out and I'm at 24 life, can I cast Game Over paying 2 B with life and end up paying just 1 generic after discounts are applied, since it reduces it's cost if someone's at half life total?
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 GredGredmansson: @TheRealRedal is anyone at half life or less?
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 dolphgrim: Hey. Talking Sim looking a lot different these days...
 @LRRbot: Tokka & Rahzar, Terrible Twos [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Turtle Wolf Mutant [3/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Menace / Whenever a player casts a spell, if the amount of mana spent to …
 @LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 @LRRbot: Henchbots [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
@Rewerant: Everything is fine!
@MrJustintreat: i forgot this was happening today, let's go
 LRRMTG_Judge: @TheRealRedal Costs are locked in before you start paying costs (like paying life for K'rrik). So no, you don't get the discount, since your life total isn't 20 or less when we determine the costs - Natedogg
anhakha: i stepped away for a bit.
  LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
anhakha: Kathleen looks.. different.
TheRealRedal: @GredGredmansson In Commander specifically,  I'd be at half in this theoretical, but only after paying the Black costs
anhakha: and sounds different.
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  LRRbot: East Wind Avatar [3W] | Creature — Bird Spirit Avatar [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 tdapenguin: @anhakha it's probably b/c she unhinged her lower jaw
 GredGredmansson: @TheRealRedal so if this is after you've paid the costs, you've already cast the spell for its full cost
 gualdhar: I thought this set was about turtles and sewers, who let the bird in?
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token.
anhakha: that seems like a mistake. Why did she do that?
  TXC2: Bless you background person
 tdapenguin: @anhakha the usual -- it was getting in the way
Wolfstrike_NL: The way of the ninja, sneeze to reveal your location
 Goombill: Don't you say anything bad about Pepperoni, she's adorable and amazing
  LRRbot: Savanti Romero, Time's Exile [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Demon Wizard [4/4] | Trample / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero. Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of counters on Savanti Romero.
Desruprot: nice its not over, just got back from work
 GredGredmansson: this is the card that Reddit thought would fit perfectly into Magic
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maclenrac: Demon Wizard
 GredGredmansson: Also this is an ancient time demon that gets imprisoned in the dinosaur ages
  TXC2: remember when Demons had downsides? 
 Kentosaurus: I just noticed Cam's deck name. that is chef's kiss.
 GredGredmansson: @Kentosaurus oh i didn't even realize that's phenomenal
Blackcross187: mutagen token missed again
 Dog_of_Myth: 
anhakha: "you don't kill me, i kill me!"
 rentar42: dying in your own combat is really heroic
  TXC2: Game 3 !
  Pharmacistjudge: that's so kathleen
 BrowneePointz: didn’t matter @blackcross187
 JKBalch: Your own terms are the best terms
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
Vampyre_Lord: kathleen died doing what she loved: paying life for card advantage
 BrowneePointz: gotta say TMNT as a franchise have really good names
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
anhakha: At least Kathleen puts basic lands in her decks.
 BrowneePointz: Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi are just real snappy
Blackcross187: true, but it always matters!
goateedave86: They're Turtles, not seals
 lamina5432: speaking of lands that don’t come that last canlandervideo was a beating.
rand0mtask_: Opening good cards in sealed is strong tech, you should charge for coaching
wulfram77: If Wizards put life gain lands in the set they probably think its pretty aggro
 rentar42: Every PPR participant is currently "one of the foremost TMT sealed experts in the world" ... no need to be overly humble
  Pharmacistjudge: you need to cheap things to recast when you return them to your hand for sneak
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CAKHost: Adulting over! Yoinking you all back to main monitor
 tdapenguin: @CAKHost congrats!
 rentar42: @CAKHost well adulted! you did good!
  Juliamon: oh, it was Cori? I was so sure it was from the costume
 Bugberry: we might be getting multiples of named characters in Reality Fracture too.
CAKHost: Thanks chat XD
 BrowneePointz: hear me out, TMNT Soulslike
ghostdragonzero: is there a youtube stream or twitch only?
 @LRRbot: East Wind Avatar [3W] | Creature — Bird Spirit Avatar [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo en…
 @LRRbot: Savanti Romero, Time's Exile [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Demon Wizard [4/4] | Trample / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero. Then you draw X cards and lose…
 @LRRbot: For more information on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TMNTxLRR
  Juliamon: It's live on YT
 Jigokuro: Good one, Cori
 dutchmoose: you cant do anything *left*
maclenrac: We dreaming in Canada
 Simonark: oh, hey, Kathleen made it after all
 That1GuyBen: wait cam's left handed?
anhakha: Kathleen is winning
CAKHost: That's a pretty Serged Land
CAKHost: XD
 Wiliart: You can do it Cori-ect
 BlueMechanic: nobody wants to block a 1/1 deathtouch which makes them great for sneak
  LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
  Juliamon: That1GuyBen LRR has an unusually high percentage of southpaws
  LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
CAKHost: Your Worm Child!
 rentar42: I cast "combat phase"!
 dumbo3k: @Juliamon maybe southpaws are more comedically creative?
 feelingfroggo: Serge squeak#
TheMightyGerg: I love that it SOUNDS like there's a bird, but you KNOW it's just Serge
CAKHost: Distant Serge sounds
 James_the_Dabbler: 
 MommaGart: never heard "southpaw" before
TheMightyGerg: @MommaGart It's an old term
 Simonark: It’s certainly nicer than “Sinister”
 feelingfroggo: @MommaGart I think it's originally either a boxing or a baseball term
  LRRbot: Primordial Pachyderm [3G] | Creature — Elephant Avatar [4/4] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
 BrowneePointz: he seems like a good uncommon. as baby Shredder should be
  Juliamon: oh ok, I wasn't sure if that was Serge or my sister (who also has similar totally normal human noises)
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 MommaGart: @TheMightyGerg ah, unc status
maclenrac: Ninja master Cam
goombalax: New Elephant?!
 BrowneePointz: southpaw comes from boxing
anhakha: Who else prefers Raphael with Sai rather than Jitte?
  LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
rand0mtask_: The ninja squirrels set is next year.
CAKHost: Legally distinct Squirrelanoid Ninja
  Pharmacistjudge: Kathleen, I would not suggest eating a mutagen when you are in an anglerfish costume.
Blackcross187: Battletoads set when? then they could make TMNT Vs Battletoads!!
 BrowneePointz: @anhakha He has a Jitte in this because their take is Splinter sharing his Japanese heritage, Sai are Okinawan and to conflate them with Mainland Japan is iffy so they just leaned on the Jitte instead
 Simonark: That’s a prospect you should lure in front of us
 GredGredmansson: the fly is Baxter STockman
 Cavemanhar: Ive played psychonauts its not that bad
 freshmaker__: cant wait to turn into a half man half jar its gonna be great
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 GredGredmansson: @CaptainSpam pretty sure that's Mutagen Man
gr3yj3d1: I just appreciate they made the bonus sheet set code as PZA for TMNT
  LRRbot: Savanti Romero, Time's Exile [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Demon Wizard [4/4] | Trample / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero. Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of counters on Savanti Romero.
maclenrac: Tables have turned
 Cavemanhar: nice its like a one ring
@SarnaIKarp: I just learned about the Xbox Armageddon and forgot this was even today . what a day
 @LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. …
 @LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 @LRRbot: Primordial Pachyderm [3G] | Creature — Elephant Avatar [4/4] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
 @LRRbot: Savanti Romero, Time's Exile [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Demon Wizard [4/4] | Trample / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero. Then you draw X cards and lose…
@OVER-KiLL: the "source material" teleportation circle , having the NES Konami video game cover art is DOPE tho
 Simonark: Wizard is his hobby, his vocation is demon traffic warden.
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TheMightyGerg: The number of times the Dogs of Wisdom voices pop in my head, unheeded...
 LRRMTG_Judge: well, they are selling a product called "Pizza bundle" which has cards part of the PZA card set.
 DarkMorford: @TheMightyGerg MONICA HA? HA MONICA
 Badchop: o/
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
TheMightyGerg: @DarkMorford Ba ba GA ga ba.
 BrowneePointz: I love the double entendre on Cutting Edge
  Pharmacistjudge: who wouldn't want risen reef as a commander?
 RatherLargeToad: They made an uncommon Legendary frog, Ghengis Frog, so now I need to make a new commander deck to have the full frogmander set
  Juliamon: Pharmacistjudge The rest of the table, probably
   LoadingReadyRun: Without the lower jaw, the anglerfish costume reminds me of the alien from Alien Hominid 
 Badchop: That ain't canon 
 GredGredmansson: @RatherLargeToad Genghis is really more of a Mutant commander than a Frog commander
  Pharmacistjudge: I definitely see the alien Hominid
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
 emilevitt:   meme number
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
  LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
kamkazi: he said the meme 
 RatherLargeToad: @gredgredmansson yes, but I already have a deck for each of the previous 8 legendary frogs, so I need to make a ninth now 
 DarkMorford: Oh man, I reflexively cringed when Ben said "six/seven"
TheMightyGerg: Ben is the anglerfish version of Chamber
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 GredGredmansson: @RatherLargeToad on the bright side, minimal competition!
  LRRbot: East Wind Avatar [3W] | Creature — Bird Spirit Avatar [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 Jethrain: How did the null group end up on the board?
 GredGredmansson: @Jethrain krang and shredder's effect
 Tom_Bruise: well isn't the creature that's assuredly killing Kathleen also a giant trampler?
  LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
 Jethrain: @GredGredmansson i missed that there'd been a disappear
 LRRMTG_Judge: there was, I double checked. 
 Tom_Bruise: "Your first opponent, this speeding bus!"
@OVER-KiLL: i just got done scrolling the spoiler
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
@artemi7: What are Ben's sleeves? I can't tell what the design is but they look cool
@CSDragon: The Dog of Wisdom lives on in all of us
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
@Hupfen: @artemi7 Dragon Shield Verdant Catacombs
 @LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
 @LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a c…
@artemi7: Ohhh gotcha, tthanks
@jasonkorf7700: They're back on the escalator again
 @LRRbot: East Wind Avatar [3W] | Creature — Bird Spirit Avatar [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
jessicaengle: 
 GredGredmansson: 
 Bugberry: what’s going on
   LoadingReadyRun: Krang & Shredder vs tiny baby dinosaur
 BrowneePointz: actual Coughing Baby vs Hydrogen Bomb
  LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
  LRRbot: For more information on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TMNTxLRR
 GredGredmansson: so the INsectoid guy is a named character named Scumbug
 Tom_Bruise: "Don't worry, backup has arrived, and they've brought nerf guns"
 GamerCat88: roomates
  LRRbot: Manhole Missile [1R] | Instant | Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
wulfram77: Damn, WotC is copying my fanfic
 BrowneePointz: fire prophecy
 That1GuyBen: ohhhh i see what cam was going for
  LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Tom_Bruise: Curse ye, Bungus!
 AdamYMHMI: Amen
   LoadingReadyRun: Shredder is really attracted to his partners brains
 Simonark: They haven’t been said by an anglerfish, that I’ll wager money on
 BrowneePointz: dang I was hoping cam would luck the top deck into lethal
Garbage_Collectr: fog!
 GredGredmansson: oh no an 8/8 with trample
Chenderle: "And the Lord did say 'Behold! The Bungus Chungus!'"
maclenrac: Settle him Cam
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 GredGredmansson: N U T
 feelingfroggo: Post wingnut clarity
3schr: Ugh, commercials
 BrowneePointz: Cam put out his kunoichi on display and in response Ben stole Cam’s nut
rand0mtask_: Good job Kathleen?
Shadowsoflife: @3schr twitch have some great timing
3schr: @BrowneePointz 
 shendaras: 
  Pharmacistjudge: unless you are supposed to
 Redbassist: 
 MommaGart: @3schr Cam went to -37
 feelingfroggo: Winners don't do drugs? What about Stephen King?
 Tom_Bruise: put a +1/+1 counter, hexproof until end of turn, steals your lunch money, defrauds your 401K
glitched_goddess: …so I’m not a winner?
superdude097: @Pharmacistjudge Yes, this
ThorSokar: IDK... I hear drugs are pretty rad
CAKHost: WAA
 Kata_The_Cat: @Pharmacistjudge Sounds like something a pharmacist would say 
Wolfii_TV: im glad to be here
CAKHost: Cameron is in my head!
3schr: @MommaGart Many thanks
  Pharmacistjudge:  I am not biased at all. 
gr3yj3d1: im glad to be here *echoes in the eternal darkness of my mind*
 BrowneePointz: Jennika’s girlfriend!
 @LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a …
 @LRRbot: For more information on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TMNTxLRR
 @LRRbot: Manhole Missile [1R] | Instant | Manhole Missile deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of t…
@millenomi_aura: the words everyone wants to hear
@aceviru: Kathleen won!
@aceviru: wooo
3schr: @Pharmacistjudge Not a drug dealer, a drug *distributor*
 BrowneePointz: Sheena!
  Juliamon: ah, I did hear correctly
  Pharmacistjudge: I am a terminal distributor.
Dr_fragenstien: bands with bands
 That1GuyBen: @Pharmacistjudge as a fellow pharmacy worker(technician here)I consistently refer to my job to new folks as "legal drug dealer" and it gets a laugh every time
 Simonark: I thought Pharmacist Judge was a federal judge who acted as a tournament pharmacist at conventions and tournaments but I apparently had made a misunderstanding.
 CaptainSpam: So, Band is now like Crew?
 Jethrain: It is mana
 aussie_rob_w: Don't make me band again!
ShifuDaxiongmao: we need more ducks in Magic... just so Graham can someday go "Welcome to Quack a Pack"
Shadowsoflife: @ShifuDaxiongmao 1000%
 BrowneePointz: for the latecomers chat, that’s from the Mutant Town arc that starts with a mutagen bomb going off and mutating a large part of nyc
 Kata_The_Cat: So, chat, who is "nobody" in the comics? Is it the 5th turtle?
 LRRMTG_Judge: Banding isn't that complicated. On attacks, it makes your creatures into a Katamari Damaci ball. On blocks, it turns off trample. That gets you most of the way there - Natedogg
 BrowneePointz: vigilante with a super suit
goateedave86: As an Urtet enjoyer I'm so upset that mousers aren't Myr
3schr: @Kata_The_Cat Oh, they're nobody
 BrowneePointz: I think it was their father’s super suit?
 GredGredmansson: Scumbug
 Mr_Horrible: "This is awkward"
Shadowsoflife: @3schr Not odyssey ?
3schr: @LRRMTG_Judge Is Katamari Damaci Ball that Kamigawa SLD?
3schr: @Shadowsoflife Played by Bob Odenkirk, I think. I never saw that movie
Shadowsoflife: @3schr Neat
 Goombill: @3schr Nobody is a friend of Casey Jone's from his neighbourhood. She wears a robot suit so she can keep up with the mutants.
 GredGredmansson: this is a monored card that can gain life
 aussie_rob_w: The smoke makes rat horrifying
CAKHost: XD
 Kata_The_Cat: @Goombill Thanks!
 BrowneePointz: it’s a throwback to char!
Shadowsoflife: @Goombill also neat
 Voidhawk42: I want a glass of milk just looking at that thing
ShifuDaxiongmao: new york pizza rat is stronger than you think
 aussie_rob_w: "Char you..."
CAKHost: XD
   Anubis169: Flavour text, also on fire, no actual flavour
 Tom_Bruise: At this point in pepper science, yeah actually
 BrowneePointz: Movie Reference!
 DarkMorford: Ooze donuts, yay?
maclenrac: Timing, you can scarf the pizza before it burns you
whitehot0107: @LRRMTG_Judge is there a difference between disappear and revolt? Like Countless Gears Renegade vsz Foot Mystic
 MrSarkhan: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Those are totally from the 2nd movie
Dr_fragenstien: CAM
 DarkMorford: CAMERON
 Tom_Bruise: Now I'm reminded of that giant donut from WOE that was just an anus
whythobroski: Cam!
Chenderle: Holy moly
 Kata_The_Cat: 
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 GredGredmansson: @whitehot0107 disappear is only your own permanents
whitehot0107: !card Countless Gears Renegade
  LRRbot: Countless Gears Renegade [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
 GredGredmansson: wait
whitehot0107: @GredGredmansson Revolt is "under your control"...
 LithelyUnshod: @GredGredmansson So is revolt
 BrowneePointz: I’m a bigger fan of cult of nine
@aceviru: lol
@artemi7: Cam noooo
 LithelyUnshod: as far as i've seen, disappear is eot triggers
 That1GuyBen: disappear only checks at End Step, Revolt is just "did something leave this turn"
 GredGredmansson: oops my bad
whitehot0107: @That1GuyBen !card Foot Mystic
 BrowneePointz: jelly beans lol
 LRRMTG_Judge: They are mostly the same.  Disappear tends to only appear on end step triggers. 
 GredGredmansson: i love mushroom pizza
 That1GuyBen: if there's a random non end step disappear i'm gonna be real mad
whitehot0107: @That1GuyBen Foot Mystic
whitehot0107: Putrid Pals too
 BrowneePointz: $20 card
 BrowneePointz: good reprint
 DarkMorford: !card City of Ass
  LRRbot: City of Ass | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
 GhostValv: this is a great reprint
bobAkirafett: uh...
 BrowneePointz: 2003 and Turtles in Time
 GredGredmansson: most of the Commander cards are references to arcade games
 That1GuyBen: @whitehot0107 huh.  wonder if they just wanted a Plane Agnostic Revolt then
 BrowneePointz: both they go to the future
anhakha: hardened scales on a creature. neat
 GamerCat88: looks like the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile in City of Brass art
 LRRMTG_Judge: Revolt sounded to setting specific so they used TMNT to " pick a word that was a good fit but could have applications elsewhere."
 GredGredmansson: @anhakha hardened shells
anhakha: nice
SubscribensteinsMonster: @GredGredmansson noice
whitehot0107: Yet Avat was full of Exhaust cards ;think;
 That1GuyBen: oh yeah this card killlls people
Dr_fragenstien: why couldn't they just say that many counters plus one. Might open up some shenanigans with effects that put more than one kind of counter, but I think that's a small price to pay
   Anubis169:    
 Bugberry: from Eventide
 aussie_rob_w: That one goes hard
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totumusmaximus: they said it! 
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Should just being wearing red, and not colored according to the cartoon
 Hansk_and_Boo: that was from the game boy game
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 Jethrain: EACH opponent...
totumusmaximus: oooo
 DarkMorford: LMAO that look at the camera
ShifuDaxiongmao: those cards are sent to Dimension X
 Jethrain: the editing on these has been top notch
 BrowneePointz: I love a good char
 That1GuyBen: i hope my sealed deck has 3 spicy oatmeal pizzas so i can reliably say that i burned MYSELF out of the game
   Anubis169: WAH
 That1GuyBen: adam jumpscare
 DarkMorford: WAH
   Anubis169: 
xblue007: Ah!
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 GredGredmansson:   
 lamina5432: 
 Strebenherz:  
 shendaras: 
 Redbassist: Nah
Blackcross187: i can't do a thing i can't spell!!
 JKBalch:   
 Proudboar: I wasn't paying attention, lol
SubscribensteinsMonster: 
 That1GuyBen: i'm too ill to flinch, Graham!  thanks for being funny while i'm ill btw
 LRRMTG_Judge: So Chat, here's a fun question for y'all.  for Pride month every legendary creature has partner.  which TMNT pair would you give partner for hilarity?  Would it be Mikey and Leo and Mikey and Don?
TheMightyGerg: SQUEAK
 BusTed: 
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@artemi7: How are they not a villain :~:
  @Simriel: Probably too many types XD
  @Simriel: For the textbox
@artemi7: Lol that 6-7 look from Graham reminds me that he has a child of that age haha
  @Reach_W: D: sergeee
 Proudboar: @LRRMTG_Judge Splinter and Shredder
   Anubis169: !store
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 Seth_Erickson: @LRRMTG_Judge Halana and Alena and Hidetsugu and Kairi
   Anubis169: ^ that store
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 Proudboar: I don't even know what they do, but everyone loves Love-Hate Relationshis!
SubscribensteinsMonster: foolish toque
   Anubis169: Those playmats are -beautiful-
Blackcross187: why did i read pride and instantly ask myself how many cats are in the set. . .
PhuzNutz: hehe toque
 eshplode: Oooh
 RockPusher: They're good playmats
CAKHost: \o/
 INCSlayer: my signed playmat is VERY nice
 BusTed: 👌
 Dog_of_Myth: It's a very good playmat.
 BrowneePointz: Gotta be honest, Graham, this set seems pretty freakin Amazing. Hoping Draft feels just as good.
 rosesmcgee: I have one, can confirm. Very nice.
 KaleidoscopeMind: thank beej!
Dr_fragenstien: that playmats has lots of things!
Shadowsoflife: what's in that slaw?
  NapalmSideburns: NOoo, not the Simic Slaw, I still have nightmares!
   Anubis169: it was a good conveyor belt
FoxyJewels: @Shadowsoflife Lots of Things
 RockPusher: Many sharpies gave their all that stream
Shadowsoflife: @FoxyJewels nods
aitsu100: Pack war
  LRRbot: East Wind Avatar [3W] | Creature — Bird Spirit Avatar [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
simpletoon: Magic: the Gathering
FoxyJewels: wait isn't the content of the Simic Slaw technically itself a throwback to Morgan's Problem?
  LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 BrowneePointz: the commander deck ones do!
 Fruan: There is a version of them that does!
 eshplode: I didn't want another playmat during the kickstarter, but then I saw someone's at Spotlight in Toronto and it looked very nice...
 LithelyUnshod: Commander ones do
 CrossXhunteR: they have partner in the commander deck
 Proudboar: James got an Avatar - Graham got a Rock (Steady)
  LRRbot: Dimension X Pizzasaur [3B] | Artifact Creature — Food Alien Mutant [2/1] | When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. When you do, destroy up to one target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters among permanents you control. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life and each opponent loses 3 life.
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
 LithelyUnshod: There are B&R with Partner With each other
Shadowsoflife: @FoxyJewels it was a fight nights about GP i think
 BrowneePointz: the commander deck Bebop and Rocksteady have partner Adam!
  LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
  LRRbot: Hard-Won Jitte [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has double strike. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Lessons from Life [2GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
ImagoDreams: There is a pirate themed partner pair of Bebop and Rocksteady in the commander set.
 CrossXhunteR: non-promo card
generalnuk: They have the promos
 BusTed: The implications!
  LRRbot: Featherbrained Filcher [W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/2] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
 couchboyj: Mikey always pays 8 life
 BrowneePointz: Lita
 KaleidoscopeMind: just unpinch to zoom like cameron
Dr_fragenstien: if true that's going to be a hard lesson
 dutchmoose: the second pidgeon stealing a hot dog
 CrossXhunteR: sans undertale
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 Jethrain: It's sans undertale
  LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.
   Anubis169: 💨
 Seth_Erickson: it is a very adam card
 That1GuyBen: i think the white turtle has an urza's saga in play
 circusofkirkus: Adam and simic uncommons
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
   Anubis169: LOL that sol ring
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
  LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cool sol ring
  LRRbot: Improvised Arsenal [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment. / Equip {R}
Dr_fragenstien: @That1GuyBen new vs old, doesnt' surprise me, that's a cute detail
  LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one target creature you control. Then return them to the battlefield under their owners' control.
  LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 DarkMorford: Planial Crating?
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 BrowneePointz: $20 reprint yep
  LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11 [1G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
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  LRRbot: Leonardo, the Balance [3W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Creatures you control gain menace, trample, and lifelink until end of turn. / Partner—Character select
ImagoDreams: There are a few WPN promos from 2024 that have magic cards on them.
 BrowneePointz: THE PIXEL ART!
 Strebenherz: NIIICE
durketh: Radical
 CrossXhunteR: it’s the video game art
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: pixel art
 BrowneePointz: this is collector booster only!
 CrossXhunteR: yes
 BrowneePointz: yep!
superdude097: Bluest white card ever?
 BrowneePointz: the precon is based on the games!
 That1GuyBen: i love the little chibi in the bottom left of the art too
Dr_fragenstien: gonna have to get adam on a EDSC soon
  LRRbot: Waves of Aggression [3{R/W}{R/W}] | Sorcery | Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. / Retrace
  LRRbot: Casey Jones, Vigilante [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/3] | When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.
 red_shoes_jeff: Maybe I need to go to the prerelease...
  LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
@jasonkorf7700: poor serge
@aceviru: gotcha boss
@ironpage: Analytics
 @LRRbot: East Wind Avatar [3W] | Creature — Bird Spirit Avatar [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
@ironpage: I miss the simic slaw
 @LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
  @Simriel: @ironpage It's out there... Somewhere
 @LRRbot: Dimension X Pizzasaur [3B] | Artifact Creature — Food Alien Mutant [2/1] | When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. When you do, destroy up to one target creature with ma…
@ironpage: But what’s in it?
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
 @LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
@DjGameKing: The precon also has as a Bebop and Rocksteady that have Partner With each other
 @LRRbot: Hard-Won Jitte [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has double strike. / Equip {2}
 @LRRbot: Lessons from Life [2GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
 @LRRbot: Featherbrained Filcher [W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/2] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
@Grimlocksmith: Adam is going to love the Commander versions of Bebop and Rocksteady!
@CSDragon: she's Sans Undertale
@millenomi_aura: No, there were a few store promos that had creatures inside LGSs.
 @LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end o…
 @LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
 @LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
 @LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
 @LRRbot: Improvised Arsenal [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment. / Equip {R}
 @LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one ta…
 @LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 @LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11 [1G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you …
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, the Balance [3W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each tur…
  @Reach_W: oh that's pretttyyyyyyy
@artemi7: Ohhh those are RAD
 @LRRbot: Waves of Aggression [3{R/W}{R/W}] | Sorcery | Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. / Retrace
 @LRRbot: Casey Jones, Vigilante [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/3] | When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.
 @LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
  Juliamon: siiiiick
 GamerCat88: dude sick
 NotCainNorAbel: that is very cool
 virre_: Maybe I ned to playing magic in person for the first time in a very long time.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham wins
 RockPusher: Wait. You can Brainstorm wrong‽
 Seth_Erickson: Splinter's praying to god he can bust
 BrowneePointz: so the main commander is 5 color turtles called Heroes in a Half Shell, but then each turtle Splinter and April have “player select” as partners @loadingreadyrun
 BrowneePointz: although one of the partners has to be Leo since he’s the only other 5 color one
 That1GuyBen: the watch + play intro but instead of alex adam is there
  Pharmacistjudge: odds are by the time this match is over, Standard pizza won't even be open yet.
anhakha: the saddest part is that the Splinter  brainstorm can't be played in a lot of the rat decks cos they're often mono-black
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 CrossXhunteR: must be nice
 BrowneePointz: Alberto!
 GamerCat88: yes the return of Alberto!
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 BrowneePointz: his name is Alberto and he serves the frog god Toad Baron
  LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 BrowneePointz: HERMAN!
 Proudboar: Are the John Carpenter deck jokes dead? lol
 DarkMorford: @Pharmacistjudge I got so confused the first time I heard them mention Standard Pizza. I was just like, "you mean 'the usual'?"
 BrowneePointz: the Herman the Hermit Crab!
 RatherLargeToad: it’s a backwards Poison Dart Frog 
  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
 freshmaker__: did we lose homarid in the great creature type flattening?
   Anubis169: an Axolotl?
 GamerCat88: lol just read Adam's deck name, very good
clockworkmenagerie: homarids are still extant
 Proudboar: Has John Carpenter finally been vanquished?
  LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.
 BrowneePointz: the First Lady Mutant! she was supposed to be the original fifth turtle but Eastman & Laird didn’t just wanna do that so they made her a lizard
SoylentDoener: its a liz-nerd
SubscribensteinsMonster: you see the one mana is rain, the two mana is sun, and the bolt, is well, lightning.
 BrowneePointz: TMNT reference!
 LRRMTG_Judge: No, the 8 printed homarids (plus the handful of token makers) all got to keep the homarid type.  🐰
CAKHost: Tainted Treats? I'm In!
  LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
 BrowneePointz: TMNT 2 reference*
 That1GuyBen: there was an accident at the weather maker factory
CAKHost: YEESS Adam!
 SolarBlitz1: Es-cape tunnel does still work
 lamina5432: gotta catch the vod later.
ghyllnox: 
  LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 BrowneePointz: Herman getting IN
  LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
   LoadingReadyRun:  I love that "Big Apple, 3am" is a card. That voice clip is deeply embedded in my subconscious
 Bugberry: a Steven Universe set would rule.
 Mangledpixel: delicious mutagen
 BrowneePointz: Graham the entire Commander Precon is a DEEP CUT of the Arcade Games
 Mr_Bitterness: @LoadingReadyRun The Music sits right next to it as well
 BrowneePointz: I’m picking it up cuz of how good it is
TheMightyGerg: A Steven Universe set would have either Mutate or Meld.
@ironpage: Casey!
  @Reach_W: :O
@artemi7: That Brainstorm is SUCH a 70s prog rock cover
 @LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
@ironpage: The Frogler
@OVER-KiLL: thats actually its name LAUGH
 @LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 @LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
@CSDragon: Da Vinki?
 @LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this arti…
 @LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 …
@CSDragon: oh wow, nice
 @LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 @LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
  LRRbot: Technodrome [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Reach, trample / This creature can't attack or block unless its power is 6 or greater. / {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
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 DarkMorford: NICE
 couchboyj: This set feels like it has the love that Spiderman was lacking
EvilBadman: Inly had the blimp and van
 Kentosaurus: that and the turtle van
EvilBadman: I only*
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 DarkMorford: Oh god, the Teddy Ruxpin
  Pharmacistjudge: well the turtles are vaguely influenced by japan...which is sorta kamigawa, which has non-flying spirits.
 JessieImproved: My brother had the Technodrome.  We'd play with TMNT figurines and Barbies
 freshmaker__: speaking of voice lines in my head.. TECHNODROME Let's kick shell!
 couchboyj: Pizza shooting Turtle Van
 Kentosaurus: very fireworks factory coded
EvilBadman: Checkov's Drome
SubscribensteinsMonster: goku is charging the spiritdrome
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 virre_: Why do I kinda want to play the NES Turtles game again even though that means *that* water level
 Waterscorpion: Wasn't the pizza shooting vehicle a tank? I don't recall the Turtle Van shooting pizzas.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He wasn't always getting closer. I remember it getting sent to Dimension X
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 GamerCat88: double Alberto's
EvilBadman: @virre_ It's not too bad, lol. Also the cowabunga collection is great
 CrossXhunteR: i just realized that i am watching the stream on my computer monitor, but have the audio coming from the stream up on my tablet
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aitsu100: lol
   LoadingReadyRun: pizza got in the air vents
 Mr_Bitterness: So the turtles shipped Shredder a pizza SO BAD, it destroyed the TEchnodrome?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So I was trying to think of what to get for dinner, but then the answer was obvious. Pizza
SubscribensteinsMonster: gotta banana up the exhaust pipe
 plaidanddrpepper: techno-nome!
Raptur: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters  perfect flavor
EvilBadman: Pizza blast the vent core
  LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
aitsu100: a crust falls in the plasma engine causing it to explode
 raulghoulia: fiddlesticks? this isnt riftbound
Sealtest: as someone who has been playing a donnie and mikey commander deck for weeks yes I also wish they werent sorcery only
PhuzNutz: @aitsu100 Tech no nom?
 Flyingdelorion: Well this UB thing worked for me in one way: just downloaded the cowabunga games collection.....
  RayFK: Modus Operandi
  RayFK: MO
 rosesmcgee: ^
  LRRbot: Ray Fillet, Man Ray [3U] | Legendary Creature — Fish Mutant [3/3] | Flying / When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
 couchboyj: Need to make some physical big glowy bows
EvilBadman: america says fill-ay
   LoadingReadyRun: @virre_ I saw a cool youtube video where someone went through the code and showed that part of the reason that level sucks is that the controls are actually bugged
 hd_dabnado: Ray Fillet sounds like a Guy Fieri clone
 zasiah: Post Malone played Ray Fillet in the 2023 animated movie
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HotPlumpVampirePogChamp-3lYjWGHj6LEEMKF_
 aussie_rob_w: English stole the French word and added the sound of the T
RaklarLS: Ray fill it, Man Ray? ewww.
 BrowneePointz: ye Postie voiced Ray in the last movie
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm bored of this mutagen, take it away"
shtevie3: true
Chichen: so post malone is in magic twice now
EvilBadman: the 2023 TMNT bangs, honestly
 BrowneePointz: Paul Rudd was Mondo Gecko
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The 2023 movie was really good.
 BrowneePointz: Ice Cube was Superfly
 feelingfroggo: Is that mutant mayhem?
aitsu100: Mondo gecko is a hell of a nae
 feelingfroggo: That was a banger
EvilBadman: Yes Froggo
 @LRRbot: Technodrome [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Reach, trample / This creature can't attack or block unless its power is 6 or greater. / {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. Put a +1…
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@artemi7: I feel like the Technodrome should be a Vehicle without a crew cost...
 @LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
@artemi7: Fiddlesticks? We
@artemi7: 're not in Riftbound anymore!
 @LRRbot: Ray Fillet, Man Ray [3U] | Legendary Creature — Fish Mutant [3/3] | Flying / When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@OVER-KiLL: so funny man, damn
@ironpage: Has to be the first one
@OVER-KiLL: it sells toys
aitsu100: *name
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 googoltudoris: unless you're talking about making a curve between two lines in like CAD. then it is fill-it
 fracassio: the 2023 movie has the best needle drop in the history of cinema, I don't even want to spoil it.
shtevie3: I really enjoyed mutant mayhem 
Sealtest: Secrets of the ooze will be in theatres again next month for people who want to see it.
 KingOfDoma: Postie should make a Ray deck and tour it around the MTG Commander shows
PhuzNutz: Oofda, the implication of Mutagen tokens only costing 1 just kinda hit me. Seems good
Sealtest: splintered fate is so good
aitsu100: yes its so good
 BrowneePointz: Splintered Fate it’s Dec
EvilBadman: It was on a CTS
 BrowneePointz: dece
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was on CTS
EvilBadman: I think?
 BrowneePointz: it’s a solid 7.5/10
 Bugberry: very Hades-like
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I enjoyed playing it.
 BrowneePointz: no they played Sheedders Revenge
aitsu100: they played the other one i think
 BrowneePointz: not splintered fate
 RatherLargeToad: it’s pretty good, especially in co-op
 Tonemanzero: My friend liked it well enough. Very Hades like.
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @BrowneePointz THey played both
EvilBadman: March of 2025, Nelson Cori Matt
aitsu100: Shredder's Revenge is the one they played
 LRRMTG_Judge: Yes?
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Sewer Samurai [3W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{W} / Double strike / During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it.
  Foxmar320: 10 months ago was Splintered Fate on CtS
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @aitsu100 They played Splintered Fate as well
EvilBadman: @Foxmar320 Yeah dat's what I said
aitsu100: i missed that then
 pleonasticTautology: whoa that's a cool effect (i just got here a b it ago)
anhakha: You're mythic, Adam.
 n3ther: Adam why didn't you pull any mythics? rookie mistake
  NapalmSideburns: Ouchie has been called
Justherefortherewards: The life total font is impeccable
  LRRbot: Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order [{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/2] | Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge was pretty good, too. A very fun spiritual successor to Turtles in Time
 pleonasticTautology: the splintered fate vod @LoadingReadyRun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_k_Bm4ZFw0
  Pharmacistjudge: I would laugh if Adam finally casts the board wipe which I don't think has been cast all day, but has been in people's hands.
CAKHost: Great Deck Name Adam XD
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   LoadingReadyRun: Locked in and/or needs glasses
 Aarek: Adam is clearly busy doing math
goosevonkaiser: wowwww
 CypherRaze: Dang James
Justherefortherewards: She came down in a bubble, bro
 raulghoulia: grow up
 fracassio: she came down in a bubble dog!
 RockPusher: 
mjuukis: based
 GamerCat88: 
 ghizmou: 
Justherefortherewards: Tbf hades 2 is amazing, you should think about it
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
  @Reach_W: Splintered Fate is decent enough, yeah.
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Sewer Samurai [3W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{W} / Double strike / During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or l…
ProXYTCG: that's optimal magic, eyes glazed over, not doing math LMAO
 Tom_Bruise: Understandable, have you seen... all the characters?
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 pleonasticTautology: adam, mid-game: i should buy a boat.
  LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
 Tonemanzero: 
  LRRbot: Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order [{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/2] | Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
FlynnSmirk: what round is this?
 LRRMTG_Judge: 5 of 5
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG: Joke is on you. Have some debt!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Give Nelson a trio of cockatoos.
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anhakha: someone quote that. Graham promised one Moonbase to Adam!
FlynnSmirk: ah darnit, I arrive at the last round again, VOD for me it seems!
 feelingfroggo: Honestly these have been some really nice rounds
ProXYTCG: LMAO
Invitare: "coke"
 BusTed: let's go midwest
 CypherRaze: I can. 1. Siamese Fireback, 2. Tinkling Cisticola, and 3. Yellow-bellied Sapsucker
 SalamiSuperstar: Arnold Polymer
ghyllnox: Northern midwest yeah
 CypherRaze: There. 3 birds that can do an impression
Luminaire_p: Soda pop
 Vinewood_OG: Yeah northern states say it
aitsu100: that Brisk joke made me remember the What its like to chew 5 gum commercials
Fantusta: Pop, soda, and coke all have huge swaths of the country that use it
 Waterscorpion: I've heard "soda pop"
PhuzNutz: We very much say "pop"
 Jigokuro: Soda vs Pop is fine either way, just don't call it Cola, because that is a specific different thing.
 feelingfroggo: I grew up calling it pop in the UK
CAKHost: Are we Soda Pop Fizz Chat now?
DarthRagnar815: Correct, Minnesotans tend to say pop.
Mythallian: soda pop is DEEEP South ya'all
 ContingentCat: that sounds so confusing calling all pop coke
 hd_dabnado: you would THINK that Minnesota would say SODA though
EvilBadman: Pop is very midwest, especially touching the Canada boarder
   Anubis169: we just say soft drink
 Mangledpixel: they are fizzy drinks. full stop.
anhakha: "fizzy drink"
 shendaras: It is "coke" here.
ItsThugDimmadome: Funny, where I'm at some poeple use Pepsi/Bepsi
 CypherRaze: yeah that's what people say from where I am from
 RockPusher: "soft drink"
  NapalmSideburns: Objectively wrong
 Bugberry: I’ve heard that’s a thing here in Texas but never heard anyone say it myself
 CypherRaze: the deep south
 bubba0077: #TeamSoda
anhakha: from the uk here. it's a fizzy drink
Fantusta: The county-level map of what different people call it is one of my favorite maps
   Anubis169: LOL
 pleonasticTautology: i say soda
 DeM0nFiRe: 
maclenrac: Liter of Pepsi
 CypherRaze: I don't say it, but other people do
Omega00024: "Carbonated Beverage"
 Vinewood_OG: It's like kleenex instead of tissue
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Tonemanzero: Go to Atlanta for that existence.
 Tom_Bruise: The American midwest is simply not to be trusted, nor to be treated outside of quarantine
FlynnSmirk: OOF
EvilBadman: Hard drink = liquor
Fantusta: https://imgur.com/favorite-red-vs-blue-map-of-us-IJBIP
PhuzNutz: @hd_dabnado soda is carobnated water with no flavouring
 Commodore_Perry_GG: When I say I want some coke they better come back with coal residue
Plasterboard: I am from a region where we call it what is printed on the label.
 ContingentCat: they get the exact same number of votes as us
 Wiliart: The literal Dutch translations would be 'a fresh'
 GamerCat88: hard drink--> just ice
 CypherRaze: So that means water is a soft drink
 Tonemanzero: Soda bars were a thing for a while
anhakha: fizzy drinks are carbonated drinks in the uk
 hd_dabnado: medium drinks?
 DeM0nFiRe: Hard drinks have limescale and rust
EvilBadman: It's like how "movies" are moving pictures 
 hd_dabnado: firm but piliable drinks
 Bugberry: very much a cookies/biscuits situation
   Anubis169: of course it's wet, you can drink dry stuff but it's not as nice 
Omnipotrevor: Soft because it isn't hard, aka alchoholic
CAKHost: Please James sir. Play poorly for Adam's win states
 KingOfDoma: I always assumed that the carbonation was what made it soft
randocalrissean: hard drinks are technically ice cubes.
TheMightyGerg: You've got a face for radio!
maclenrac: Booooze
 Tonemanzero: Ah yes the Rush album Moving Pictures right?
 CypherRaze: Adam is being bullied
SerGarretCameron: I'm headed out to the Picture Show.
 feelingfroggo: I think we should start calling movies talkies again
 hd_dabnado: soft because it isnt hard 
 pleonasticTautology: @Tonemanzero triple entendre!
 SolarBlitz1: Everyone knows 3rd time's the charm after all
 RockPusher: Brain so big you need to baste the knowledge
 Mangledpixel: we should call more things in the 'movie' and 'walkie talkie' way
 GamerCat88: or put it in a song
 Tonemanzero: @pleonasticTautology 
EvilBadman: and if not yesterday, then today
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
   Anubis169:  You rang?
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
@aceviru: so smart and handsome
  @Reach_W: Honestly, I'm usually thinking about Hades 2 as well.
 @LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
 @LRRbot: Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order [{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/2] | Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 @LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
@OVER-KiLL: these guys are on fire man . im dying
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@jasonkorf7700: more Pizza, more tea
@CSDragon: DFW Detroit?
@CSDragon: Not Dalas?
  @Simriel: Adams arms look HUGE on stream today btw
  @Simriel: Dude is Jacked
@OlinNiord: That's weird. Michigan is more of a "pop" area and "Coke" is more southern.
@2HighNoon: a carbonated beverage
@aceviru: workout arms pumped
 Serivus: Took me a minute but clip: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MagnificentArtsyFoxLeeroyJenkins-GaI9SFo3_xNo1BPi
 SolarBlitz1: Zeus! Your Son requires not hard drinks!
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHA
 Kentosaurus: wow
 GamerCat88: shots fired lolz
MWGNZ: 
 pleonasticTautology: OH MY G-D
 NotCainNorAbel: lol;
maclenrac: True story
 CypherRaze: LOL
 feelingfroggo: JESUS
 pleonasticTautology: BASED
 Tom_Bruise: savage
 ContingentCat: 
durketh: 
 dougma: big mood
MaddogM: That tracks
 mackstashmarshall: ruthless
 emilevitt: 
 BusTed: "I'm afraid your boy has perfect hearing"
Blackcross187: unhinged question for everyone!! ARE singing birthday/xmas cards considered an Audio book?
 CypherRaze: I was thinking the story was going to be, she tried talking to me as Kratos and then I listened to her
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 Mr_Bitterness: Of course Adam's got the TMNT 4 reference
 GamerCat88: i like the frog's mustache
anhakha: Frutlering all over the place
  LRRbot: Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Lita. / • Create a Food token. / • Scry 1.
 Mr_Horrible: "I've diagnosed your child with Being A Little Jerk"
 ContingentCat: @Blackcross187 no because what they're singing isn't the text and a card isn't a book
 Flyingdelorion: Adam have you played the new 2d Kratos game?
 NotCainNorAbel: @Blackcross187 
generalnuk: Kina insane it is not rare
anhakha: Little orphan amphibian feels like "little orphan annie"
 BrowneePointz: she’s named after Lita Ford btw
Blackcross187: @ContingentCat so it is IF you record the audio you wrote?
PhuzNutz: @Blackcross187 
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 Mr_Horrible: "Who's that Sans Undertale person?"
maclenrac: Ain't James up a game, or is this unlimited play
 hd_dabnado: he wants Fine, not Okay
EvilBadman: It probably doesn't need to be $30 USD
 rosesmcgee: He just said there's nothing he likes more than games that are just Ok
 CypherRaze: We don't want okay, we settle for mkay instead
 ContingentCat: @Blackcross187 and what you wrote is a book yes.
   LoadingReadyRun: If folks have seen this week's Checkpoint, I was pretty happy with my "Kratos in My Dinner with Andre" graphic
 hd_dabnado: @rosesmcgee no he said games that are Fine
anhakha: better cultivate.
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
 rosesmcgee: @hd_dabnado You're right. my bad. Shouldn't besmirch the distinction between fine and ok
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArborealTemperedUdonOSsloth-Puqj1LzR4QTJ0Y78
anhakha: he got u
 DeM0nFiRe: 
goosevonkaiser: lol
PhuzNutz: @pleonasticTautology good call, TY
 Flyingdelorion: As a 'God of war' fan, for me it was a little bit better than fine...
  LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
 Serioavion: What about Vantablack or Taupe2000?
 GamerCat88: question: since Franklin is a talking turtle is he related to TMNT?
Omega00024: That's numberwang
  Pharmacistjudge: never Vantablack
 BrowneePointz: the New Generation is also from Last Ronin Graham
 Mr_Horrible: @GamerCat88 no he was just born that way
 BrowneePointz: There’s a Stan Sakai secret lair
 BrowneePointz: Stan owns the rights not Viacom
  Pharmacistjudge: I'll say it. every time someone says Usagi I think Sailor Moon
Fantusta: Graham, tempted by a Secret Lair!?
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
 feelingfroggo: I need to get one for my friend - he has a Baylen deck and loves TMNT
  LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
goosevonkaiser: new generation? what is this, diesel vs bret hart?
 TheMerricat: Chat, I've only been able to catch this PPR out of the side of my eye, doing chores. But does this set read as a very fast set? Feels like I look i
 Robot_Bones: He butles
 pleonasticTautology: usagi is a proxy of baylen, the haymaker https://scryfall.com/search?order=set&q=e%3Asld+cn≥2377+cn≤2381&unique=prints
 fcloud: i'll say it. every time someone says "leonardo big brother" i think "cho-aniki big brother".
 pleonasticTautology: dangit twitch
 TheMerricat: Up and a match is starting, I look away for a second and it's over.
 CypherRaze: @TheMerricat It does feel more combat heavy
 pleonasticTautology: anyway if you copy/paste that, that's the secret lair
 pleonasticTautology: no lie? tempted.
 pleonasticTautology: strongly tempted.
 BrowneePointz: Stan is good friends with Eastman and Laird so that’s why Usagi crossed over a lot but Stan Sakai ALWAYS kept his rights to his comic. hence no Usagi in the set @loadingreadyrun
  LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 GamerCat88: maybe we were stuck in a beaver dream
 Tonemanzero: The end is never the end...
  LRRbot: Technodrome [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Reach, trample / This creature can't attack or block unless its power is 6 or greater. / {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 aussie_rob_w: I'm going to my lgss store championship today
 CypherRaze: Technodrome is such a banger card
Invitare: Adam sassed Paul and lost his pips
 CypherRaze: lol Adam lost his pips
@2HighNoon: selective hearing 😂
@aceviru: that's great haha
  @Simriel: LRR truly are on fire today
 @LRRbot: Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. / • Put a …
 @LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
@jasonkorf7700: Purple isn't a real color Graham
 @LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
@2HighNoon: food makes the artifacts for that one creature later like the mutagens
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put …
@9clawtiger: They are friends, but not the same license
 @LRRbot: Frog Butler [1G] | Creature — Frog Spirit [1/1] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
@jasonkorf7700: That frog is back on the escalator
 @LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
@2HighNoon: leapfrogging 😂💯
 @LRRbot: Technodrome [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Reach, trample / This creature can't attack or block unless its power is 6 or greater. / {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. Put a +1…
 Redbassist: 
 feelingfroggo: Adam's getting banned from PPR
 CypherRaze: I mean
TheMightyGerg: It's a REALLY early round 5/5, in all honesty there shouldn't be pips and they play until they're done.
 Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology just looked and Gen as Master of Ceremonies feels *deeply* ironic, but I dig it
Dr_fragenstien: love the scale birds on technodrome
 fireowl98: pipless longstockings
  LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one target creature you control. Then return them to the battlefield under their owners' control.
 fcloud: the pippocalypse of 2026
 GamerCat88: quick paul randomly put up Mr. Bean instead of pips
 LRRMTG_Judge: Please do not harass your judges at your pre-release. 
 Mangledpixel: note: it is not advisable to call your judge a moron at your PR
 fcloud: yeah, that's bad judgement
 Strebenherz: always do what adam does
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Wiliart: But, we monkey see, we monkey do.
 LRRMTG_Judge: Correct, they both trigger at the same time, and the intervening if trigger condition isn't true before it would trigger.  🐰
 BrowneePointz: even if they’re your friend, don’t undermine a Judge during an event or
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's right, we should all know this by now
 Vinewood_OG: Yeah, that's a good rule.
 BrowneePointz: irl*
 Redbassist: Ook ook
 AdamYMHMI: It's true, never do what Adam says
CAKHost: There Are 3 empty cans of Pepsi Max behind me. Which isn't a lot but I'm surprised I went though that may so far today
 LostThePirate: Quote for the database right there lol
drcthulu: Adam exists as a cautionary tale to others
 feelingfroggo: I would appreciate not being harassed at mylgs
Vandristine: roger Adam, ill actually win my games
 CypherRaze: huh
 TheWooglie: so we shouldn't get fit and look after ourselves?
Fantusta: I had a middle school student correctly identify me, her teacher, as a manchild, and I wasn't even mad
 Mr_Horrible: you got it, Mr. Mayor 
 aussie_rob_w: Adam "Donny Don't" Savidan
 LRRMTG_Judge: Because, let's be honest.  there is a high likelihood the computer system will have some sort of problem at the prerelease, and it won't be the judge's or the store's fault.  
 SolarBlitz1: But you do make it look so fun Adam
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: LRR's new catchphrase. Don't do what Adam does
 Tonemanzero: So we shouldn't get good at fighting games?
 AdamYMHMI: Squirrels will need a different cautionary tale
 jchinnock: the irony is we should all be more like Adam
TheGameD0c: stay a while, and listen
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Adam) [now] Never do what I do! | indignantly
  LRRbot: New quote #9530: "Never do what I do!" —Adam, indignantly [2026-02-20]
Omega00024: Who is the Gallant to Adam's Goofus?
 couchboyj: 
 Serioavion: A set of crapshots, the LRR Cautionary Fables?
 itsr67: j a s o n
 KingOfDoma: Adam Savidan is a cautionary tale
  LRRbot: Mouser Mark III [1{U/R}] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | This creature can't attack unless you control another artifact.
 BrowneePointz: Or Cats
 fcloud: i'm no expert but that does NOT look like a mauser
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Or cats
 feelingfroggo: that's a messed up dog
 CypherRaze: or, and go with me on this journey, a mouse
 Jethrain: @feelingfroggo they're good dogs, bront
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @CypherRaze They are for catching rats and mice IIRC
 feelingfroggo: Ratters are dogs
 BrowneePointz: both
  Pharmacistjudge: 1/1 deathtouch  holding downback with 3 bars of super and 1 HP.
 CypherRaze: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I know, but I'm pretending it's just a mouse with a job
 feelingfroggo: Terriers were trained as ratters
superdude097: A mouser is a cat that's been trained to hunt mice
 Redbassist: Rat terriers
 Serivus: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SleepyFurryPistachioAllenHuhu-wylbVUaC7-tuvtYD
superdude097: A mouse er
 BrowneePointz: dogs are ratters but both can be mousers
goosevonkaiser: my dad's mouser than your dad
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 That1GuyBen: i swear adam is actually a Guile player in diguise sometimes
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 tdapenguin: mousers are classically cats that are really good at catching mice. check out (1400s to 1700s)?? wills from europe to get an idea of just how valuable a good mouser was
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, he *is* a villian
 Brozard: It’s a mouser because they go after Splinter, whose a rat, but Krag is a dummy?
Sealtest: he shouldn't be standing there
 Redbassist: Shredder don't care
 GamerCat88: on point for Shredder behavior
 Mr_Horrible: but maybe the kid had bad vibes
goosevonkaiser: @tdapenguin ty
  Juliamon: didn't a former royal mouser just pass away recently?
 CypherRaze: Shredder would 100% punch a kid
 feelingfroggo: I mean he does try to kill teens
EvilBadman: Didn't he punch at least one in the first film?
  Pharmacistjudge: does it count as punching if the claws on shreadder stab you first?
 feelingfroggo: Quite famously, in fact
@aceviru: haha
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@gpcyan3: Except for gym
@2HighNoon: Frasier 😂🏆
 @LRRbot: Mouser Mark III [1{U/R}] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | This creature can't attack unless you control another artifact.
@chaostreader8538: I believe mousers were both Cats and Dogs but mostly Cats. Also weren’t TMNT mousers originally designed as mouse traps?
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@CompuNic99: pretty sure Mouser is a dream rodent with bombs
 CypherRaze: @Pharmacistjudge a stab is just a sharp punch
 Brozard: Is there a card that references the episode where Shredder thought he was a ninja turtle?
  LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
 feelingfroggo: @Pharmacistjudge "Oh I'll stab the heck out of them but I draw the line at punching"
 fcloud: shredder does a lot of shit but has ANYONE ever seen him shred??  false advertising
 baldy_dnd_nerd: @Juliamon you might be thinking of the great Mouser and Chief Larry the Cat of 10 Downing Street, who has been in the official government post for 15 year, outlasting 6 prime ministers
 CypherRaze: @fcloud I mean, have you seen his abs? he's pretty shredded
Sealtest: that chair gonna give out anyday now
 GamerCat88: @fcloud yeah i def have never seen him on a skate board like Tony Hawk
 fcloud: @CypherRaze yeah but his name is shredder, not shredded
 Mr_Horrible: the OTHER other turtle
 CypherRaze: @fcloud You got me there!
Fantusta: Now I'm imaginng a Through the Omenpaths set of this with turtles randomly everywhere
 J_Rey15: cartouché
Invitare: the chefs are still using them
 feelingfroggo: Nothing's stopping you from saying cartouche, Adam
Omega00024: "Can we go back to Amonkhet" "Best we can do is wacky races"
 BrowneePointz: Avishkar Graham
 Tom_Bruise: Why'd you think the egyptian zombies were in the race?
 Fruan: Prediction - Next time we go back to Amonket, Bolas steals the aetherspark.
 Robot_Bones: yeah Cartouche are used in cooking still
 BrowneePointz: and Muraganda
 ghizmou: not far off, sadly
Khalstrom: Chariots racing with cars
 Tonemanzero: Wasn't the WB team from there?
GreenyTea: yes
 Vinewood_OG: HIGH fantasy
 Mr_Horrible: when the giant jackal-headed god says "Start your engines" and you go "...what"
  Pharmacistjudge: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/e/2/e2f66043-0872-4334-a91f-0e9bbbdddf66.jpg?1738356431
 RatherLargeToad: The Amohnket team actually won the race
 Tonemanzero: Neat
maclenrac: Numerical
 Mr_Horrible: you're just interested in how your friend is doing, Adam
 CypherRaze: The last few years of magic have been a whirlwind. We had cowboys, then race cars, then space, and now ninja turtles
anhakha: cards in deck?
TheMightyGerg: What's your life total?
coachNelly: oh hey I meant to cast my own Frog Butler earlier but I never drew it. I was going to name them Froggifers
Omnipotrevor: @Fantusta It would be neat if some of the MTG crossovers actually got to crossover into MTG itself (or the other way around. Chandra showing up in a TMNT comic)
 fcloud: @CypherRaze yeah and three of those were in-universe
 feelingfroggo: Is there a roman styled set (as opposed tot he greek Theros)?  They'd appreciate a wacky race
 Tonemanzero: Give me all your stats.
 ContingentCat: then you mutter "in that case.."
 J_Rey15: Just gotta count your mana, then look at your hand, then theirs...
 couchboyj: Cards in library is my favorite.  Sick the ghost of mill on em.
 LRRMTG_Judge: that's fine
 Mr_Horrible: it's not removed from combat, no
 LRRMTG_Judge: it can't be declared as an attacker
coachNelly: yes if it’s 1994
 Mr_Horrible: that's a Nelly answer
Invitare: this *is* a 90's franchise
 CypherRaze: Thank you Pizza Nelly
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
v_nome: Is it 1994?
 Mr_Horrible: damn, bro
 pleonasticTautology: @coachNelly lmao
 Vinewood_OG: 
 rosesmcgee: Nelly on his degen arc
coachNelly: fighting games are a hell of a drug
  Pharmacistjudge: Nelly just feels more free to sass
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe one day Nelson will be funny enough to do Jackbox.
  Pharmacistjudge: It would be hist first time
 BrowneePointz: it’s Alberto
coachNelly: 
 J_Rey15: Alfrog the butler
CAKHost: The beard doesn't fall far from the... Other beard I have no idea what I am typing
  LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
 Tonemanzero: Fighting games tend to require some amount of humor if you want to survive.
FlynnSmirk: what's that mythic with counters?
CAKHost: I'm just a vehicle for words
  Pharmacistjudge: !card hot soup
  LRRbot: Hot Soup [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked. / Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it. / Equip {3}
 pleonasticTautology: stockman's his surname
 fcloud: "it is i, stock-man. i play this stock-up"
Systemic66: @CAKHost tha'ts deep
TheMightyGerg: Robs the food bank
 @LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end o…
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put …
@2HighNoon: yes!
@OVER-KiLL: the art on Shredder, Unrelenting , is DOPE
@jasonkorf7700: This is Adam's Pro Tour
  @Reach_W: No, it's still attacking.
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
  @Reach_W: or it was, until it died
@2HighNoon: true story
@jasonkorf7700: frogafers
 @LRRbot: Stockman, Mad Fly-entist [4U] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist [3/4] | Flying / When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / Islandcycling {2}
 J_Rey15: Time to bully-on-you 
  Pharmacistjudge: the Stockman at the Soup store?
 couchboyj: Forever being confused with with Brothman
 feelingfroggo: "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"
Omega00024: I thought stockman was just like, a generic dude they use whenever they need a sub
 pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge why are you buying stock at the soup store!!!
  Pharmacistjudge: Stockman is @ soup.
CAKHost: @Systemic66 XD
TheMightyGerg: No those are the BROTH-ers
  RayFK: What is this? Some kind of Riffland-ia?
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token.
 Serivus: I learned it from watching SOUP, c'mon!
EvilBadman: Stockman robbing a vault for bullion
gnabaer: @Pharmacistjudge what kind of store are you at?
  Pharmacistjudge: well currently I'm at store.loadingreadyrun.com
 fcloud: hulk hogan but he's really into soup and calls everyone "broth-er"
zombub: Actual TMNT lore question, wasn't Stockman the guy who created the mutagen?
 fcloud: damn, gerg beat me to it
 idontgetmyrealname: @fcloud Liquid Snake screaming BROTH-ER anytime he shows up on screen
 TheWanderingNomad: @zombub I think in most continuities. Sometimes he's just a dude who *really* likes tiny robots
bobAkirafett: @zombub it might depends on which iteratiion of TMNT?
maclenrac: Turtles working together
Invitare: I'm not sure he'll learn either way
 pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge AAAAA
 CypherRaze: Can we give Graham a pip?
 feelingfroggo: @maclenrac tURTLES TOGETHER STRONG
 Micalovits: Apes Together Strong
 pleonasticTautology: thank you for linking that @Pharmacistjudge
  LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.
 Vinewood_OG: Tiny Graham piloting an Adam suit
anhakha: is that Bumi from Avatar?
Sealtest: I personally think most of the time Adam is thinking of that monkey toy with the clapping hands
 Tom_Bruise: so is it, or is it not, a bounce on a stick?
  LRRbot: Krang, Utrom Warlord [9] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot [9/9] | Flying, trample, indestructible, haste / Other artifact creatures you control have flying, trample, indestructible, and haste.
 That1GuyBen: THERE IT IS
 feelingfroggo: Some real battleship magic going on
coachNelly: oh myyyyy
 TheWooglie: YES
 CypherRaze: LOL
 SolarBlitz1: That's a Mythic Adam!
 ghizmou: hell yeah
Omega00024: Adam "no mythics" savidan
Xaunaught: VROOM
 feelingfroggo: WHOOP
EvilBadman: "I lied"
Fantusta: No Homers club
 Kentosaurus: allowed 1 yes
 pleonasticTautology: off by one
Dr_fragenstien: no* mythics
 Tom_Bruise: Ah well you see, when I said that, I *lied*
 Micalovits: It was just Serge math
 rosesmcgee: What's your source? I made it up
Omega00024: "No, Mythics"
 J_Rey15: stockman became blockman
 Simonark: It doesn’t count as a mythic if it just kills James
 feelingfroggo: Adam is loving this stock man bit
TheMightyGerg: My masterstroke, steeling all the bullion in the city!
 Vinewood_OG: This is a Showder household!
 fcloud: "no mythics" is true, he's only got one
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TheMightyGerg: "Gold?"
TheMightyGerg: NO! BEEF
 rosesmcgee: More of a roux actually
coachNelly: damn
 Simonark: Does the Stockman insult their enemies by calling them Chowderheads?
Xaunaught: Krang would be defeated by just a bird
 That1GuyBen: if koya dies before EOT, you still have to pay the 4 right
 CypherRaze: Does Adam's card trigger for a permanent leaving the battlefield or is that only during his turn?
 Tom_Bruise: wait, is there a B source on James's board rn?
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't like that turtle-font 9, more of a lowercase g
 fcloud: liquid snake teams up with roux-volver ocelot
@OVER-KiLL: adam killin himself with these
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo en…
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH @ "where's my phone?"
@OVER-KiLL: LOVE this overlay tho, AGAiN , as always. LRR•PPR always 🔥
 @LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this arti…
  @Simriel: Stick'o'war
@jasonkorf7700: stalemate
 @LRRbot: Krang, Utrom Warlord [9] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot [9/9] | Flying, trample, indestructible, haste / Other artifact creatures you control have flying, trample, indestructible, and ha…
@2HighNoon: plural
  @Simriel: So Adam Lies
@2HighNoon: mythic(s) as in plural 😂
@jasonkorf7700: Death is coming
@2HighNoon: no soup for you!
@jaolen: Judge! My opponent got lucky
 Tom_Bruise: So there is.
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 LRRMTG_Judge: The delayed trigger will still happen if Koya dies.
 CypherRaze: Hands in card?
maclenrac: Flicker that birb seems gross
maclenrac: Or ninja it
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 feelingfroggo: I'm seeing double! FOUR MIKEYS!
 fcloud: ahem, when you have more than one it's "michelangeli"
TheMightyGerg: Excuse YOU they are Michels Angelo
generalnuk: -2-2 woul have done it right?
  LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one target creature you control. Then return them to the battlefield under their owners' control.
 fcloud: Michels Angelo, the famous attorneys general
 couchboyj: Can Stockman have a Miss Bisque as a love interest?
 RockPusher: froot! froot!
 rosesmcgee: makes him feel like Mr Conductor
 CypherRaze: choo choo?
duck_fayden: Yeah, SERG
coachNelly: I miss krang too buddy
 BusTed: back to Dimension X
 Simonark: You think Stockman has a girlfriend? With THAT bowl cut?
 Micalovits: Kidnapped by a bird forever
 HadesLeprechaun: "who's steve jobs?"
 Vinewood_OG: "DO IT!"
  LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
 couchboyj: I said love interest, I didn't say it was reciprocated
 Cavemanhar: who gave that kid a knife
tehangryseal: Thats a good pet
 KingOfDoma: @Simonark He's more of a looker when he's a human black guy
  LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
 Simonark: No, see, the hypothetical character obsessed with soup would have a bowl cut is my theory, due to word play.
 feelingfroggo: That's fun with WOE Ashiok
 Mr_Horrible: gross
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@2HighNoon: nice trick
 @LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. …
@OVER-KiLL: 🧠My BoDY🐙
 @LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1…
tehangryseal: This small little engine is starting to take off
 Mr_Horrible: [affectionate]
 CypherRaze: That's a wild combo
 millenomi_Aura: big
 Jethrain: Bigger than before
  Pharmacistjudge: James has a...9 mana exile engine
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  LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
coachNelly: that’s like the fourth time madame null has been on the battlefield and the first trigger)
 Lord_Hosk: Exile Adam, Adam is the problem
coachNelly: it’s been a very dangerous prerelease for Madamme
 feelingfroggo: Why not do that in the second main phase?
 Mr_Horrible: 9 whole mana
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duck_fayden: Dang, that's crazy
 CypherRaze: He'll give you a ride, but he won't give you pizza.
MattIsAMage: attack trigger get a token
 Mr_Horrible: why is everything a titan now? 
anhakha: it's a titan, right?
anhakha: enters or attacks is the titan mechanic
  LRRbot: Donatello, Turtle Techie [3U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/4] | When Donatello enters, if you control an artifact, draw a card.
MattIsAMage: more titans, MOOORE
 Mr_Horrible: "Immediate value from ETBs isn't good enough anymore, now they all have to win you the game if you untap with them"
 Micalovits: Magic: The Gathering
Fantusta: I'm more of a flatballer myself (a frisbee)
 DirectorStephanie: on lunch at work and wanted to make sure to pop in and say thank you mods, thank you judges and thank you LRR for hosting this event! 
  LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.
MattIsAMage: on the bottom? interesting choice
  RayFK: I can't ban James
  RayFK: Sorry
 CypherRaze: whoa
EvilBadman: 10min timeout 
GBGunman: hasn't Adam moved to bluesky as well? Still mentioned his twitter in the overlay
 Mr_Horrible: mods move all his furniture 2cm to the left
  Sarah_Serinde: We have that power?!
Chenderle: only cold water in Canadian winter is a death sentence
 feelingfroggo: "Mods, pasta this man's anti-pasta"
   Anubis169: We always did 
 CypherRaze: Take James left sock
anhakha: can Beej ban James as he is a level 5 super judge?
anhakha: someone call him
 Tonemanzero: Adam you own LRR just have security escort him off the premises
  Pharmacistjudge: Well, I wonder what it's like to be a weather maker I wonder what it's like to know that I made the weather
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.
 Lord_Hosk: wrath
Derekwillis: I wish I could get MY dad out of the graveyard.
 CypherRaze: That was a really good game.
 CypherRaze: That little frog held it down
 Micalovits: "Damn, Nice Krang my dude!"
 @LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. …
  @Simriel: Fact check: Ball, in fact round
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@jasonkorf7700: frog lives
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
 @LRRbot: Shredder, Unrelenting [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [6/4] | Sneak {3}{B} / Deathtouch / Whenever Shredder enters or attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end o…
 rosesmcgee: Sounds like a fever dream
 Waterscorpion: Graham was just hungry
 feelingfroggo: I have no idea what you're talkign about graham
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham....
  Pharmacistjudge: Where did y'all get pizza?
aitsu100: Crust in yourself G
EvilBadman: I came back from a meeting and got jump scared by nelly pizza, a+ would reocmmend
 MrSarkhan: Graham is seeing things again
 raulghoulia: and Kathleen was an agnler fish
 RatherLargeToad: all the rounds have been a good length except for the Bens
MattIsAMage: be honest, whos child self would be amazed they get to say "TMNT is sponsering me" as an adult"
 Simonark: Wait, Jeremy Petter played the round in a pot pie costume?
 Tonemanzero: Graham ate one of the turtles' insane pizzas and is now tripping
 Mangledpixel: I am not vfxing out a pizza suit
 BusTed: curious 🤔
 Vinewood_OG: Follow the money!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Micalovits: LRR and "Totally normal" doesn't go together
Chenderle: Did you know all vegetarians are made out of meat?
Dr_fragenstien: talking about something that needs o be cut out of the vod
gnabaer: as a vegan i feel offended
 Jethrain: If he ate a pepperoni pizza that'd be cannibalism, surely
aitsu100: lol
 BusTed: 
 Tom_Bruise: That wheat had a life! It had children!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Tom_Bruise: And now it's just spilled dough!
Dr_fragenstien: yeah but we ignore you adam
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Mangledpixel ...but would you add another?
 Mangledpixel: 
 DirectorStephanie: you’re the coolest @mangledpixel
  LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
 feelingfroggo: @IaCthulhuFthagn We can't he owns the deed to LRR
 Tonemanzero: Just edit in footage from another stream and just dont sync the audio to anything.
 Tiber727: This hand is getting worse and worse all the time!
Dr_fragenstien: telling us to edit the vod for you 
  LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.
maclenrac: relax
Fantusta: Weather Maker feels like one of those things that will do absolutely nothing but be a manalith for me and kill me for everyone else
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 Mr_Horrible: you can't fool me, Steve Wolf was a character
 BusTed: That sounds right
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Sewer Samurai [3W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{W} / Double strike / During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it.
 BusTed: I can picture the background of the sewer
 fireowl98: Is there a Keno card in the set?
 jchinnock: you mean Law & Orders Dick Wolf?
  LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
 rosesmcgee: When is the Bucky O'Hare set, WotC?
 Mr_Horrible: shredder got that SSAO
Chenderle: shredder just ray traced Leo, dang
 Tom_Bruise: his technique is just palming the sun, it's fine
 TheWooglie: In another dimension, another time and space...
 DirectorStephanie: @jchinnock getting unnecessarily harassed
v_nome: There was a Fred Wolf
  LRRbot: Henchbots [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
 jchinnock: did Adam say something?
 Mr_Horrible: it's got one for assault, and one for petty larceny
varmintx0: @LRRbot you beat me from posting by about 1 second.
 DirectorStephanie: @jchinnock ohhhhhhhhh
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token.
 rosesmcgee: A parallel universe was falling on it's face
 BusTed: https://imgur.com/3fW9kGS
Fantusta: mutagens are sorcery only to crack right?
 LRRMTG_Judge: correct, sorcery only.\
@jasonkorf7700: Krang cards are houses
@2HighNoon: 1hr+ for 2 games
  @Simriel: Nelson is just like, a blanked out triangle shape on the VOD
@2HighNoon: sneak is amazing
@jasonkorf7700: Nelson was a pizza and Kathleen as a mutated Angler fish Ben
@OVER-KiLL: 🍕🤔
@2HighNoon: 😂
  @Simriel: Adam just making Enemies today
  @Reach_W: wait, Kathleen was Ben?
@OVER-KiLL: i thought Ben was Kathleen
 @LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 …
  @Reach_W: my world, turned upside down
@aceviru: I thought Kathleen was Kathleen
 @loadingreadyrun: it was a clever disguise!
 @LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this arti…
@2HighNoon: 😂🏆
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@OVER-KiLL: J' Accuse...!
  @Reach_W: my goodness, I have been rumbled
@2HighNoon: let's go Adam! 🏆
@pharmacistjudge: I get my jabs at Adam when I can
 @LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
  @Simriel: Shredders Technique is just a Gun
 @LRRbot: Henchbots [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
 @LRRbot: Michelangelo, Mutant BFF [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/4] | Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Whenever Michelangelo en…
 plaidanddrpepper: the dread wolf? Fen Harel?
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
 Lord_Hosk: @BusTed I was 5 seconds from posting that exact same image
  LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}. / {T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.
Shadowsoflife: @plaidanddrpepper you mean EGG?
 BusTed: @Lord_Hosk great minds!
 Mr_Horrible: turning a weather control device into a snack
 Lord_Hosk: His brother Bill Wolf was the Supervising director
 rosesmcgee: The second movie
Sealtest: they need to ingest it
 rosesmcgee: It was a children's film, Serge
Fantusta: delicious jelly donuts
 coachNelly: just also wanted to give animals a treat
 coachNelly: twofer
Chenderle: eating the ooze through a treat is much more whimsical
 LRRMTG_Judge: it's to teach kids to not feed doughnuts to wild animals. 
  LRRbot: Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order [{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/2] | Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 Mr_Horrible: I like that even Tokka and Rahzar were like "you guys are being weirdly insistent about these jelly donuts"
 Waterscorpion: The turtles were the ones trying to get them to ingest the anti-mutagen
  LRRbot: Mechanized Ninja Cavalry [1{R/W}] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
 Micalovits: Damn, I could go for a good four cheese pizza
bobAkirafett: THEY'RE BABIES
 coachNelly: oh man I forgot about THEYRE BABIES
Sealtest: Remember Secrets of the Ooze will be playing in theatres next month for people who care for its 35th anniversary
Chenderle: god I really gotta rewatch those movies now
tehangryseal: THAT FOOT SOLDIER IS ON A MOUSER AAHHH
  LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
anhakha: I'm trying to figure out what my favourite card from this set is going to be. Kevin Eastman is going to be at a Convention near me in May, and I kinda want to get a card signed.
EvilBadman: Babies! 500 OF 'EM
 Mr_Horrible: also the Bart Simpson glass that the professor concocts the anti-mutagen in
 jchinnock: ohhhh yeeahhhh *shoves paper under shirt*
 Goombill: That is a hot take Adam
 Waterscorpion: This year is the 30th anniversary for Secret of the Ooze. They'll be bringing it back to theatres soon.
 LithelyUnshod: First two are good. Then they dropped Henson for the 3rd
 Mr_Horrible: but the first one has Mikey(?) and Casey doing alphabetical insults at each other at the farmhouse
 fireowl98: I never realized Kevin Nash was Super Shredder in TMNT 2, at least according to IMDB
 UnknownFriday: @EvilBadman Next thing you know you're an jet fighter made out of biceps.
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
Sealtest: @Waterscorpion 35th and yeah cant wait to go see it
 Mr_Horrible: also has, iirc "Pork rind?" "Pork rind."
   Anubis169: the first one has much more flavour of the comic, which was brutal
 gualdhar: If Leonardo is a Leader in Blue, why does he cost white mana?
bobAkirafett: was Secret of the Ooze only a year after the first movie?
 LithelyUnshod: @fireowl98 Adam referenced that in his crack-a-pack
tehangryseal: Big 12 damage
Chenderle: love mass pump
Sealtest: @bobAkirafett yup and 2 years between 2 and 3
 Mr_Horrible: oh right
 Mr_Horrible: "a little TOO Raph..."
aerohydra: yeah a little too raph
 Goombill: "A little too Raph"
 Micalovits: I mean, Ragavan is like 5 years old...
 Goombill: Might be the funniest joke ever written
Chenderle: decoy Raph
 coachNelly: lol power move
bobAkirafett: Kino/Ernie Reyes jr. was awesome
anhakha: boardwipe?
 Lord_Hosk: Kino, the Human insert... who fun fact, was also a Donatello suit  insert.
  LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one target creature you control. Then return them to the battlefield under their owners' control.
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
@chrisrice7844: So how is this format panning out?
 @LRRbot: Weather Maker [3] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Remove two charge counters from this arti…
@NR_Gray: The Turtles used the anti-mutagen to turn them back into infant animals
@ironpage: White and black look really good
 @LRRbot: Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order [{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/2] | Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
@NR_Gray: they used donuts to get them to eat because ingestion was the only way according to the scientist played by David Warner
 @LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 …
 @LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. …
@OVER-KiLL: Big Big Shoutout @ Keno
@2HighNoon: the movies from our childhood were good. the newer generation, not a fan.
 @LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one ta…
 coachNelly: 
 Mr_Horrible: goddamn
Sealtest: LETS GO
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tehangryseal: OHH
Fantusta: owwwwwuuuuucchhhhh
 circusofkirkus: pizza is served
anhakha: daaaaaym
 Mr_Horrible: that pizza's got a KDA
MWGNZ: 
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
KirdApeYachtClub: fastest pizza in the west
Chenderle: what the heck
DylPage: Wow, Adam's really god at Magic.
Manitu_25: nice!
rand0mtask_: Now those were some leftovers
Dr_fragenstien: gross gross gross gross gross barfing gross
 feelingfroggo: That is, unironically, poggers
 rosesmcgee: You like penicillin on your pizza?
SubscribensteinsMonster: That play was bananas....
 That1GuyBen: how many pizzas can you HANDLE turner?
 HadesLeprechaun: why does he keep making these pizzas??
maclenrac: Doesn't that guy sign your paychecks?
tehangryseal: THAT PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE
 feelingfroggo: Well this game changed dramatically
bobAkirafett: I realised that's a quote from the first live action movie right?
  Pharmacistjudge: https://youtu.be/dHNS_lYEFS4?t=45
 Mr_Horrible: good call 
 Seth_Erickson: damn adam ordered double pies with express delivery
  LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
  Pharmacistjudge: don and leo with that pizza is dirty.
  LRRbot: Technodrome [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Reach, trample / This creature can't attack or block unless its power is 6 or greater. / {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 Mr_Horrible: AUGH
 TheWooglie: wow
 circusofkirkus: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 coachNelly: so wasteful
KirdApeYachtClub: WAT
 BusTed:   
 pleonasticTautology: WOW
Dovian: Yeesh
 TheWooglie: 
 feelingfroggo: Getting blown out by pizza
Chenderle: THERE WERE 3 PIZZAS
Sealtest: Magic: The Gathering
Fantusta: BM
bobAkirafett: LOL
durketh: 
aitsu100: PIZZADROMED again
 Voidhawk42: MONO PIZZA CONTROL
SubscribensteinsMonster: Yes we've had second breakfast...
 Waterscorpion: Pizza too strong
  LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one target creature you control. Then return them to the battlefield under their owners' control.
 rosesmcgee: What can james do against such reckless 'za?
 Seth_Erickson: he's starting a pizzeria
 That1GuyBen: adam hitting the victory lap level 3
 Mr_Horrible: but they were all of them deceived, for in secret, a THIRD pizza was forged...
 CypherRaze: TO BE FAIR, James did exile Adam's Krang, so this is just karma
 aussie_rob_w: Pizza Control?!
SubscribensteinsMonster: Adam's deck serving up the slices
 Mr_Horrible: we call this "Italian Justice"
anhakha: i hope pizza control becomes standard playable.
 Tom_Bruise: Remember, there is a boardwipe in this set
Sealtest: isnt settle secret lair?
 omdorastrix: Board wipe with extra cheese?
EvilBadman: No one out Pizzas the Adam
KirdApeYachtClub: this game did not unfold as expected
maclenrac: Supreme pizza verdict
  LRRbot: Donatello, Turtle Techie [3U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/4] | When Donatello enters, if you control an artifact, draw a card.
   LoadingReadyRun: Pizza Control or Controlzone?
swordmaster2551: that face up present deck changed EVERYTHING
  LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
 shendaras: 
MattIsAMage: thats why adams my goat
 BusTed: I have one, out, and there's 3 of them
 feelingfroggo: gg
Dr_fragenstien: you'd have to be exactly at 9, since you can't pay life you don't have
insanecat6mtg:  
 HadesLeprechaun: the Pizza outta nowhere!!
 Mr_Horrible: did a pizzaface hit the table at all today?
 KWardJenx: Adam sandbagging the first two games
 Mr_Horrible: cuz Nelly also had one that didn't show up
 jchinnock: good ol Pizza the Hutt
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 BusTed: ggs
Sealtest: speaking of pizza face do we get to see bens deck tech again?
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 ghizmou: what a great event
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 Vinewood_OG:   
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CAKHost: Alternatively *notes down doing own take of said card*
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@chrisfromwork: that newest ninja turtle movie, mutant mayhem, was actually great!
  @Simriel: Powerful Magic
@jjcard: now I want to rewatch the movies ..and get around to watching Mutant Mayham finally
@Timothy5509: Stop, he is already dead
 @LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your ha…
@OVER-KiLL: Avalanche Riders in mono red cube type of brutal here
 @LRRbot: Technodrome [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Reach, trample / This creature can't attack or block unless its power is 6 or greater. / {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. Put a +1…
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 @LRRbot: Don & Leo, Problem Solvers [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [4/6] | Vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact you control and up to one ta…
  @Simriel: That's legit BMs at this point XD
@Harukurochan: So much deadly pizza! 🍕
@pharmacistjudge: good thing they are best friends
@2HighNoon: that's lock
 @LRRbot: Donatello, Turtle Techie [3U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/4] | When Donatello enters, if you control an artifact, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Madame Null, Power Broker [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Advisor [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay life equal to its power. If you do, put that many +1…
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@2HighNoon: gg thank you guys
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@2HighNoon: looking forward to it
 RockPusher:  Mods 
Chenderle: thanks mods
 fcloud: "pip-eater paul"
 Strebenherz: Always time for pizza
 Mr_Horrible: let's go mods baby love da mods
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 RockPusher:   
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 Lord_Hosk: You didn't thank Nelson's Kid for the pizza costume
 BusTed: We love practical effects
 Tom_Bruise: Perhaps we should also thank that mysterious angler fish that took over in round 4?
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 feelingfroggo: bye!
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Fantusta: I would have melted if Adam sent me a heart
 GasCityGaming: I just ordered one, i'll let you know 
 BusTed: "rare misprints"
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  Simriel: @gualdhar Incorrect, Adam only loves the person who gets that mat
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  @Simriel: Paul: He Did Machines
@jjcard: thank you mods!
@jjcard: will have to go back for the vod.
@2HighNoon: ✌️
  @Simriel: And now I can go to bed
@jjcard: missed most of it :/
@pharmacistjudge: please go to that link so there are PPRs in the future
@TriuneSystem: its funny that settle the wreckage was mentioned as its not in the bonus sheet, but it is in one of the tmnt secret lairs
@jjcard: I regret not getting the signed version of the playmat when I backed the Kickstarter
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 TheB00kah: @CypherRaze wow, thanks a lot for the gift sub! 
   Anubis169: Wheeeeee
 Dog_of_Myth: I do not have the Adam heart playmat. 
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 Tom_Bruise: Thanks, Rita
 Ritaspirithntr: ?
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 ElektroTal: damn serge, what did you do to my name, lol
 NotEvenDavid: @CypherRaze Thanks for the gift sub!
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  Foxmar320:   
 Commodore_Perry_GG: I can stick in the chat for years
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 That1GuyBen: yeah come on Srg
 NornsFelidar: 25 months is not quarter of a year Serge
CypherRaze: Based actually
CAKHost: "Is This Susan?"
 MrSarkhan: 
 Rexsplosion: it's okay Rita, Spirit Hunter, we see you
 Mr_Horrible: that many vowels on the Canadian Dollar?
 DiscordianTokkan: hey YEAH
 RockPusher: Letters‽ In this economy‽
 Mr_Horrible: get real, dawg
 Ritaspirithntr: not to the sub read. to the “thanks, rita” comment in chat.
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 Ritaspirithntr: you’re fine serge 
 Tom_Bruise: Look, it's not Serge's fault he can barely read
   Anubis169: Baaaaai 
 KWardJenx: Thanks!
 DiscordianTokkan: NepoVowels, oh no
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CAKHost: Bayyyeee!
Ashmantle: 
 Mr_Horrible: he's saving money by switching to Shawbats 
insanecat6mtg: Have a good day everyone!
 omdorastrix: It's pronounced 'Susan'?
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
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 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, gang 
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bobAkirafett: gg
  @Simriel: @jjcard Then buy one :P
  @Simriel: At Store.loadingreadyrun
@jjcard: I'm definitely considering it
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