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LostThePirate: Happy this is back
Aceviru: IT'S BENDAY LET'S GOOOOO
Genie_M: I'm exhausted
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Genie_M: Trying not to fall asleep at 7pm because that would mean waking up 3am and the whole Wednesday would be ruined
Creideiki_SE: Falling asleep would be nice. Then I could cough through the night while asleep instead of under a blanket in front of the TV.
Creideiki_SE: I want to note that it is unfair that I got con crud even though I wore a mask the entire con.
Genie_M: I went to donate blood after a full long workday
MungoDude: signal
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INCSlayer nah, we're all old here 
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INCSlayer: @TXC2 ahh okay so is this where the cool old folks hang?
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good then im in the wrong place. il stick around
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ProcyonFlynn:
always love this song 
LoadingReadyRun:
gooooooooooooood mornin'
Noy2222: Coming to you live from a haunted VHS tape
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MrForceOfWill:
TXC2: Noy2222 that's C"FUT
TXC2: here we GO!
Aceviru: HERE WE GO
MrForceOfWill: let’s goooo
wordnerdify:
Genie_M: What?
MrSarkhan:
TXC2: someone call a bondbulance!
MrForceOfWill: Ben you good there in tech
Genie_M: Hello James 👋
Aceviru: Moon morning good base
TXC2: LRR is having a stonk!
GhostValv: toast?
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: hello James
Noy2222: Salad!
TheMerricat:
So, Lunch arc now? 
Hoplon42: Am doing well now thank you James!
TXC2: into the no arc arc
TXC2: !patreon
lightfut: Anime tournament arc?
GhostValv: pancake arc?
TheMerricat:
Swimsuit episode!
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat Brunch arc
TXC2: !store
BitrateBard:
INCSlayer: store that now has Mug, Hat and Scarf!
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ProcyonFlynn:
Just give Wheeler a Five can't get more direct than that
TXC2: hello Ben on tech
MrForceOfWill: not the theater kid in me loving the “all that jazz”
Hoplon42: in the belly
TheMerricat:
Exosuit.
TXC2: the body
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: hello Cameron
Aceviru: Cam!
INCSlayer: what? no mystery wiki intro?
TXC2: ooo slippers
Dog_of_Myth: Good start
TheMerricat: Enjoy your hot water.
MrForceOfWill: Cameron my beloved.
ProcyonFlynn: I poured my coffee into my cereal. So you're beating me on mistakes.
TheMerricat: Homeopathic coffee
Jay_Blanc: The problem with coffee is that you have to follow all the steps of making coffee, before you have had any coffee.
TXC2: Coffee by LaCroix
Creideiki_SE: Clearly today's cursed; back to sleep.
Gekyouryuu: Jack Box
TXC2: everyone = about 6 chuds on the internet
INCSlayer: Reacher kinda is a golden retriever already
TheAinMAP:
Genie_M: Great shoes
Gekyouryuu: the Gundam little dolls game is coming soon-ish
Gekyouryuu: next month, iirc
public_key_reveal_party: Tier list jumpscare
Grimmbourne:
Simriel: 1490 Doom. You play 3 guys but the boards are meant to be quite vertical wich cnn make them a lil tricky. Rules are super straightforward tho.
jadielady:
I know a lot of people who have trouble with remembering rules, doesn't help when the rules get changed often 
TXC2:
so no warhammer inquisitor games soon then?
TheAinMAP:
Simriel: Warcry has had updates but no new minis
MrSarkhan: welp we've officially lost Ben to the mines.
RayFK: WAIT WHAT
ForOhForError: Yeah modded minecraft will do that
TheMerricat: Brawl
Strebenherz: Oh smite assault mode
idontgetmyrealname: ya aram is a real good tool for deciding if you WANT to play league
ForOhForError: @idontgetmyrealname And for identifying your blorbo
imreallybored1991: holy based lets go bb we out here on these streets chillin bing and keepin it fo rezzy donkey jeezy
idontgetmyrealname: @ForOhForError that too, but I lucked into just trying Sona early and here we are
RayFK: James I ALSO suck at League, let's play
imreallybored1991: morgan on his mac playin dota
RayFK: Heroes of Newerth
imreallybored1991: HOTS is kinda sick
INCSlayer: HOTS was good
ForOhForError: HotS was pretty great. Chromie *slapped*
Sethalidos:
James French confirmed too much HoN 
TXC2: overwatch kinda killed basically every other Billzard thing
TheMerricat: Chat, speaking of Heros of Newerth, does anyone remember the games that came before that? Savage? God I loved playing Savage
Manae: A hill I will die on is that MOBA is a bad acronym since it can describe basically 99.5% of PvP games.
INCSlayer: also if you played James Raynor you could call in a battlecruiser and that is just sweet
ForOhForError: Careful though if you're looking at MOBA stuff atm Dealock *will* try to tempt you
idontgetmyrealname: i do miss HOTS
QuixoticScrivener: I miss HotS
Sethalidos: sounds lik3e James just likes Steam Next Fest
public_key_reveal_party:
x2
TheAinMAP:
ForOhForError: Winner Winner
MrForceOfWill:
Strebenherz:
TXC2:
didn't know we still had this emote
Strebenherz:
PsychoI3oy: it got brought back more recently with the monday night CTS PUBG TXC2
waitwhatpleasedont: Some one tell Cameron i love his Scarf and shoes.
TXC2: PsychoI3oy ah, neat
Firnsarwen: 77, I must be super lucky!
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control_rig: Please, Suburban was his father. Call him Subby
ButButTheJesus: gooborging moobase
RayFK: Tae Bo
ButButTheJesus: Aibo
GhostValv: Kibo is fun as heck
control_rig: Kibosh
LostThePirate: !card kibo
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TehAmelie: i think it would take even more than 50 million bananas to give you serious risk of radiation damage
Creideiki_SE: The electrolyte imbalance from the potassium would probably kill you before the radiation did.
morteica: Yo!
imreallybored1991: <message deleted>where is asmongold
Strebenherz: Postal service 250 yeah
morteica: Hi!
ArtDecoSunburn: Post office was established by Ben Franklin in 1775.
KBKarma: Paid promotion?
TXC2: good luck with that
TXC2: birb!
Jay_Blanc: I want to urge everyone in chat, that they absolutely must not keep some christmas cards around till june to send them in. That would be needlessly confusing.
KaiserKraytes: Birds aren't real. They all died decades ago and were replaced by drones to spy upon the populace.
MrForceOfWill: that would be so rude and absolutely not hilarious
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ProcyonFlynn: Also no spiders, but that's typically a given
ArtDecoSunburn: So only send already stale fruit cakes. Got it.
Noy2222: Ottawa, Canada
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn so fruit cake? 
Scar_Red_Tiger: A Factory for Bits
Genie_M: But.
RayFK: Holy shit Cameron, that was a GOATed joke
ProcyonFlynn:
oh, that hit hard.
Strebenherz: Oh no
MrForceOfWill: damn that unemployment pride flag joke was crazy
Scar_Red_Tiger: First you do the Fusion dance
niccus: Cameron, James present Cameron, James
KaiserKraytes: Avatar 1, 2, 3: D
MrForceOfWill: James the graphic was good but don’t quit your day job
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lamina5432: being a director means a lot less films then an actor
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Ha! Definitely. "In the Beginning, God made ten fruit cakes. They are still here."
maximusjustin:
QuixoticScrivener: good ass-movies
INCSlayer: i cant wait for where the abyss places
niccus: it used to be above C but now it's below C
Noy2222: His name is James, James Cameron. The bravest pioneer. No budget too steep, no sea too deep. Who's that? It's him, James Cameron!
TehAmelie: i like to say Cameron is the Alan Moore of directors. he does need a writer though
TXC2:
niccus booooo
ForOhForError: And how to put a submarine together.
MrForceOfWill: YOU’RE HEAR. THERES NOTHING I FEAR YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ON
Jay_Blanc: "A Technically Good Movie That You Can Watch"
ArtDecoSunburn: I appreciate that film "Titanic" is longer runwise than the actual sinking of the Titanic.
TheMerricat:
I'm sad we didn't start with Terminator.
TXC2: "this is a movie for girls!" movie also goes into GREAT detail as to how the sinking happens
Genie_M: Since he fixed the star constellations
TehAmelie: it would be rude to talk about Titanic without mentioning RMS Carpathia though
INCSlayer: i watched titanic as a young man and then refused to watch any Leonardo dicaprio for 10 years because "he was a girlie actor" (young me did not have good opinions)
TXC2: INCSlayer same
KaiserKraytes: I will fault the character murder of some of the men on the ship who Cameron made worse than they were, some incredibly so, to the point he had to apologize to a town about it.
TXC2: no gag will ever top the falling man hitting the propeller
wordnerdify: Titanic came out about the same time I stopped watching movies
TheMerricat: I don't remember what the racist part of True Lies was...
jadielady: I remember Tom Arnold's problematic lines
TXC2: TheMerricat the bad guys being Islamic terrorists
TehAmelie: True Lies does have the fun part where you think it's over and then there's another act and it does it like three times
MrForceOfWill: I haven’t even watched it so I have no clue what’s problematic about this film
JadedCynic: @MrForceOfWill Generic islamic terrorists (with no meaningful agenda)
sheqesi: I was today year's old when I realized James Cameron made True Lies!
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control_rig: No kidding!
raulghoulia: Bill Paxton rules in it too
wedge_x: S
JadedCynic: Jamie Lee Curtis unleashed another aspect to her acting
KaiserKraytes: Why did I think Tom Arnold had died last year...
Genie_M: S
Dog_of_Myth:
control_rig: A or S
JDMan94: What a wild ass movie
wedge_x:
my wedding rings are Abyss replicas 
INCSlayer: A or S
LidofLoathing: he tried really hard with that one
DandyGeek: yeah, The Abyss deserves an S for sure
TXC2: A for Abyss?
jadielady: Abyss was one of my favorites
control_rig: If only for the technical achievements
INCSlayer: yea he REALLY tried to kill those poor actors
TheMerricat: I always get the Abyss and the Sphere mixed up in my brain.
JadedCynic: @DandyGeek THE S - we're doing a curve; only 1 S and 1 D
INCSlayer: @TheMerricat to be fair they are very similar at times
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INCSlayer: we havent gotten to Terminator 2 yet which is the other S tier movie
TXC2: here's the S
SylvrSystem: B teir
control_rig: It's A or B
INCSlayer: the first Terminator is B honestly
control_rig: Like A-
SylvrSystem: i watched it recently. i'd put it in B personally
Dog_of_Myth: High B for me
Genie_M: AB
JadedCynic: B+
TheMerricat: T2 is above T1. T1 is a _good_ movie but it really only shines because it's a Terminator movie.
TehAmelie: i think it's unfair to rate the Terminators against each other. they work so well as a duology
INCSlayer: no Easy A is not a James Cameron Movie
Genie_M: Sylvester Stallone's best movie according to Last Action Hero
TXC2: Genie_M Gods I love that movie
KaiserKraytes: Ew, Tiktok.
TXC2: bluffs the imposter
raulghoulia: vasquez from Aliens was the mom
INCSlayer: that scene iwth the big knife arm through the milk bottle is SO good
Jay_Blanc: "Hey, has this milk gone bad?"
TXC2: raulghoulia which blew my mind as a child
Genie_M: @TXC2 One of the unsung classics in my opinion
TXC2: Genie_M yes
control_rig: Gasp!
INCSlayer: the dank weed
Barb4rian: How dare!
KWardJenx: (clutches pearls)
MrForceOfWill: GHASP. JAMES.
Milleg2: hugs not drugs
Strebenherz:
INCSlayer: it sounds like you need to recreate this James
JadedCynic:
Hey - I got married the same year you got high (I wasn't drugged during the wedding 
)
wedge_x: I haven't seen it and I worked on Titanic
wedge_x: lol
PsychoI3oy: never even heard of it
TehAmelie: i love movies, and James Cameron, and i have not seen it
Barb4rian: @wedge_x That is a deep cut lol
KaiserKraytes: I mean, as a lover of terrible horror movies and the like I've watched it. I would not fight for it.
INCSlayer: Give Pirhana 2 the D james
control_rig: Hm... No
TehAmelie: deal
MilkInBags: I’d rather watch Mad Max Fury Road again
Hoplon42: good god no
raulghoulia: will it matter that I haven't seen Piranha 1?
Genie_M: Torrents probably
dm818: It has a 4% on rotten tomatoes
TXC2:
i'd rather rewatch Piranha 3DD
KWardJenx: It lacked the intellectual nuance found in Piranha 3D
realbadatthis_: Is that the one where they breed with flying fish and fly on shore and eat people?
lamina5432: do we get reimbursed
TehAmelie: heck, i watched 12 garbage movies for Desert Bus homework that time, one isn't much
JadedCynic: "I paid for a car and a year's rent with that film." - James Cameron
JadedCynic:
mr_Powerup: it’s free on the Roku channel
Strebenherz: Damn
TXC2: man has mustle
TXC2: *hustle
ArdCollider: Bound, probably.
TehAmelie: Bound! it's great
Xed_Regulus: Bound?
public_key_reveal_party: Looking at Wikipedia, apparently James Cameron is like "my first movie was Terminator" despite him making Piranah 2 first
MilkInBags: straight E
Dog_of_Myth: C for me
lamina5432: first one is the best of the 3
KWardJenx: James Cameron's Bottle-rocket
Jillexie: B
Jillexie: Exactly, Cameron
Barb4rian: True Lies is better than Avatar...
INCSlayer: the space ships are cool
control_rig: It's a solid B
ArdCollider: Wedge has had Cameron lovingly embrace him once, but it was because Stan Winston was in his lap.
lamina5432: I’d say A just for the tech it introduced
Sethalidos: The effects were the big draw for it
ProcyonFlynn: People are still >really< into those aliens
MilkInBags: Ferngully was the movie before
INCSlayer: if you have seen Dancing with wolves you have seen taht film
Dumori: Both Avatar films I've seen have been substanceless
koelkastmagneet: Avatar is dances with wolves with pretty computer graphics.
TXC2: I saw this movie twice in ciemas
KWardJenx: Avatar is SO derivative
Sarah_Serinde: When I watched the first Avatar movie I had to keep taking breaks because I was so bored...
TehAmelie: it's a visual spectacle for sure. the story seems made to be forgettable but i remember the feeling of those flying scenes
ArdCollider: Avatar: in lookdev and so on in 1994.
Jillexie: The first Avatar is fine
Genie_M: "it's neat"
MilkInBags: human slop
public_key_reveal_party: I literally found out the avatar sequel came out when someone mentioned the 3rd movie came out
Ctabbe: my favorite defense of avatar was quite simply "don't you like colors?"
ArdCollider: and then dude went "no one has the technology I need" and shelved it until later.
Strebenherz: Milquetoast Pocahontas in space
willowthewisp01132010: Ah, we've reached ranking Space Pochantos.... Also the second one esstientially evil dead 2 the franchise
lamina5432: the writing is the weakest
TheMerricat: So I have goldfish memory but I know James asked if James liked/likes Piranha 2. The answer is he despises it. It was his directorial debut and he was fired from the production. He considered the entire experience a nightmare.
Jay_Blanc: It's weird that they remade Ferngully.
Dog_of_Myth: Technically very impressive.
NapalmSideburns: Due to undiagnosed eye issues at the time, this movie sucked for me and gave me massive headaches in 3D
wedge_x: there was concept art on the wall at Digital Domain in 1996 yeah
Genie_M: Visually it's just kicking everything else
MilkInBags: same opinion as the final fantasy movie? technically impressive, but totally forgettable as an art piece
Jay_Blanc: Current James Cameron produces fantastic motionless theme park rides.
ForOhForError: Jack Avatar?
Genie_M: Joe
JadedCynic: Jake Sullivan?
TXC2:
what's the main actor's name?
macintose: Jake? I don't remember
JadedCynic: 'Jakesoolie'
lamina5432: I’ll watch it for the pretty picture
willowthewisp01132010: @TXC2 no what's on second
Jillexie: They make money
Genie_M: I've seen 2
lamina5432: I sit till all 5 are out.
lamina5432: wait till*
Genie_M: Cool water effects
MilkInBags: somehow avatar movies made billions but I don’t know anyone who saw them
Jillexie: I've seen 2, and... yeah that was something on the screen
wedge_x: the Diva in Fifth Element was supposed to be all-cg and we weren't there yet and that was probably where it got shelved
koelkastmagneet: only saw part 1, no interest in 2 or 3
JadedCynic: okay: Sam Worthington played "Jake Sully"
Strebenherz: The special effects are fantastic. I have read ao3 fanfic more memorable
TXC2: JadedCynic worthington, that was it, thank you
ArdCollider: I feel bad for Sam Worthington, who basically had a complete breakdown after Avatar and wasn't really OK to come back to work for a long time.
Genie_M: Same level as Titanic and Terminator
Manae: Makes me think of the best description of the GM from Gundam: Remarkable for being completely unremarkable
lamina5432: listening to the corridor crew videos on avatar is great.
MilkInBags: I guess gamers are less impressed since video games also try to make good looking graphics?
JadedCynic: "hostility toward the unknown is bad"
JadedCynic: BOOM
JadedCynic: yes
Jillexie: S
PsychoI3oy: S
TXC2: ok I forgot he made Aliens
MilkInBags: A+
Dog_of_Myth: S+
JadedCynic: yeSSSSSS
control_rig: S, for sure
raulghoulia: nuke it from orbit. its the only way to be sure
ArdCollider:
Corridor Crew once said my day job was bad at CG muzzle flares, but CC is actually bad at knowing what is practical and in-camera vs. CG.
Strebenherz: S
NimrodXIV: the only movie so far that I have seen. lol
control_rig: The retro-futurism!
MilkInBags: it’s so wet
Jillexie: Alien and Aliens are different types of movies
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MilkInBags: Aliens is great when you know aliens 3 exists
TXC2: same as T1 to T2
KaiserKraytes: Alien$
wedge_x: oh it killed when it came out
PsychoI3oy: I know my dad saw both in theatres and loved both
TehAmelie: he's said he's been offered to remake Aliens but he didn't want to because he wants it to stand as a product of its time, but for a 1980s effects heavy sci-fi it holds up big time
Jillexie: I was too young when it was in theatres to see it, but Aliens was a hit
MilkInBags: now I just want Denis Villeneuve to make an Alien movie
control_rig: Starcraft, WH40k
wedge_x: I mean there was no Terminator 2 without Aliens
wedge_x: tbph
public_key_reveal_party: I watched Alien and then Aliens back to back, and Aliens is a good movie, possibly great, but I think Alien is a better movie (again, personal opinion)
TXC2: Stargate, starship troopers
lamina5432: so what we determined is James Cameron is very good at leading revolutions in movie ideas.
wedge_x: Aliens was Cameron's fuck-you money moment
Jillexie: Such a good villain.
raulghoulia: Paul Reisers mom called him out as being a terrible character
control_rig: And in real life
TXC2: and James Cameron is right to say it
lamina5432: 2 is better then 3
MilkInBags: no grades
TheMerricat:
I was a mildly huge fan of Paul Riser from Mad about You before I saw Aliens, and man I was so pissed at him for a long time.
Jillexie: I did not like 2 and have not seen 3.
Orestes290: Id rather watch Piranha 2 and save myself the extra hour and a half
Jillexie: Way of Water just didn't want to end.
serramarkov: Aliens was my introduction to Paul Reiser- I never trust his characters.
JadedCynic:
aka 'Avatar On A Boat' 
INCSlayer: its pronounced omatakaya
TheMerricat: 2 was very disjointed from my memory. I only saw it once.
MilkInBags: so this is Shrek 4
Genie_M: Pretty water effects
INCSlayer: its got kids and swimming
Orestes290: Titanic happens again too in it
Jillexie: NO better than C
beowuuf: it's been ages since i watched avatar, still recall the plot. watched this film last year, cannot recall a single thing about it
MilkInBags: C for Cids
TXC2:
presumably we get Earth next
INCSlayer: and the fire nation again attacks
TheMerricat: Has the third one hit theaters yet? I haven't been paying attention but I keep getting the ads.
Manae: Next is the desert stage, then snow
public_key_reveal_party: o7 I guess?
TXC2: TheMerricat it did last Xmas
ArdCollider: somewhere my old officemate's mom is sad that Ben's Na'vi accent needs work
ArdCollider: she's fluent
lamina5432: spider is the adopted human they took care of.
control_rig: Oooooof
Jillexie: Spider is their adopted kid and guess who his dad is.
INCSlayer: Yes the Fire Nation Literally Attacdks
public_key_reveal_party:
raulghoulia: the humans in 2 arent trying to get unobtanium but are harvesting space whale brain juice that extends human life
wedge_x: @TheMerricat $1.5b USD out, yeah
lamina5432: 3 was pretty bad
Dog_of_Myth: No, still humans
MilkInBags: legally distinct avatar
ArdCollider: I heard this one's better because it's weirdly horny
koelkastmagneet: we are missing earth and wind. If the first was heart, we have captain planet
lamina5432: and they still are fighting humans too
youcantlistentobuttons: Hell is other Na'Vi
Snowcookies: so true
TehAmelie: i mentioned JC needs writers to write scripts for him. Avatar is why
Genie_M: Weird trio in the B
wedge_x: Terminator A yeah
Jillexie: Abyss is A
control_rig: Terminator in A, agreed\
ArdCollider: honestly we should have a secret S+ for Strange Days even though it's Bigelow working off Cameron's writing
public_key_reveal_party: Piranaha 2 looks like a train wreck. Avatar 3 looks like a sign commemorating that one time a train wreck happened
KWardJenx: I think you're a little unfair to True Lies. It's a B for me
Jillexie: Ironic, his first and latest movies are D
Nigouki: True Lies is so much fun
TXC2: Jillexie like book ends
xblue007: Rank every movie directed by Stephen king next
ArdCollider: True Lies aged poorly but it's still a solid "I'ma fold some laundry" movie
Nigouki: True Lies legit has some of Arnold's best acting
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koelkastmagneet: the harrier scene in true lies is still awesome
MilkInBags: rude Ben
TehAmelie: his friends call him Jim. do you want James Cameron to ask you to call him Jim?
TXC2:
i've been doing old man groaning since I was 19
JDMan94: Man free travel anywhere
JDMan94: Is hard to pass
ArdCollider: honestly his enemies call him Jim too @TehAmelie
Genie_M: We call that a Tardis
TXC2: what powers the van?
Dog_of_Myth:
ArdCollider: and make rude T-shirts about him, and wear them to work, working for him
ArdCollider: it's kind of great
nightsreach: van kind of allows some of the magic of the ring
Strebenherz: Vandalf!
lamina5432: how much does the info stick
youcantlistentobuttons: It's only bigger on the inside if you're high.
wedge_x: @TehAmelie most everyone at the office called him Jim, fwiw
Dog_of_Myth: @TXC2 Meth apparently
Bruceski: "I am a time lord, come adventure with me! Just step into the back of my windowless van."
koelkastmagneet: I see the ring not for that kind of reading, but think of it in a research way
TXC2: !addquote (Cameron) [now] That's like Florida man Doctor Who.
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lamina5432: because you could pick up encyclopedias
TXC2: Dog_of_Myth indeed
QuixoticScrivener: what time travel rules are we using? do I have to worry about paradoxes?
MilkInBags: huh no? I ask an AI to read it for me and tell me what to know *jumps in the ocean*
ArdCollider: (I have a rude crew shirt from a Cameron-involved production and I treasure it)
Genie_M: "I know kung fu"
TehAmelie: Florida Doctor would be quite a spinoff
ArdCollider: (the back just says "We Are Not Machines")
Manae: I mean, surely a TARDIS with a working camo function would just turn in to a windowless van at some point
koelkastmagneet: Getting all the info from all teh journals in your profession, would save so much time
omnilord: I need this ring
MilkInBags: downloading Wikipedia would be quite strong
morteica: @Dog_of_Myth That would be very FL ( said by an ex-floridian)
TehAmelie: finally, i can learn all the math and programming and junk i have put off
JDMan94: I wouldn't even use it for time travel, I'd just use it to travel the world
MilkInBags: I don’t want the responsibility of time travel
Genie_M: Time travel is easy to get captured and or killed
lamina5432: what be faster using the van to get something like the ring in the future or use the ring to make the van.
ghizmou: how much more can we mess up this timeline ?
7gorobei: drivethru tardis
koelkastmagneet: @lamina5432 van, since current knowledge can't make the van
Nigouki: you're the Door Gunner
MilkInBags:
using the time van to get gas under a dollar 
TXC2: ghizmou we're in one of the only timelines where the cuban missile crisis didn't go hot
Dog_of_Myth:
public_key_reveal_party: If I had convincing forged documents, that would help a lot
TXC2: Penicillin was invented in the 1920s
Nigouki: don't wanna go back to before penicillin probably
koelkastmagneet: Whitch!
Creideiki_SE: Penicillin was discovered in 1928.
lamina5432: 1993 and by all the alpha product I can get.
Barb4rian: Find out how the Egyptians built the damn pyramids and settle the debate
TXC2: NEVER travel before the invention of penicillin
mr_Powerup: 3000 BC
MilkInBags: probably max 1900 for linguistic reasons
Krillin_fan: this is my BOOM stick
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 Or stock up.
Creideiki_SE: So many similar brain cells in chat today.
nightsreach: it's a van, you can take supplies
MilkInBags: yes, one
serramarkov: Shop smart, shop S Mart
TehAmelie: i'd take my chances, go back 60,000 years to Uganda and try to stop humans from dividing into factions before spreading over the globe
control_rig: Hark A Vagrant (Kate Beaton) is sooooo goood
noSmokeFire: copy of my own face
Creideiki_SE: Fursuit head!
Simriel: Venitian Mask
niccus: *the* mask, now it's everyone else's problem
koelkastmagneet: phantom of the opera
nightsreach: the smiling face from ghost is the shell
Genie_M:
Barb4rian: Scorpion's face from Mortal Combat, just so I can yell "GET OVER HERE" all the time
QuixoticScrivener: just a Robin eye mask
lamina5432: how about something like the green arrows. just cover the eyes
willowthewisp01132010: plague doctor
TheMerricat: Even better, you can commit crimes and everyone will go "It's obviously not Cameron, it's someone wearing his face as a mask!"
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A_NO0B: domino mask seems like the play
Genie_M: How does eating work?
sheqesi: Masquerade mask with a big feather.
willowthewisp01132010: or does the "mask" i have to wear around like family and in society count??
lamina5432: iron man maybe.
BlueMechanic: Can I have an MFDoom mask?
TheMerricat:
@willowthewisp01132010 
7gorobei: ichigo kurosaki vizered mask
nightsreach: oh, a weeping angel mask
KWardJenx: Vega's mask from Street Fighter
MilkInBags: you couldn’t work in a bank
morteica: Humans were already in Australia by then.
TXC2: does the mask interfere with my glasses?
public_key_reveal_party: If I could figure out how to get food and water, I would wear a pyramid head mask, just to bother the fuck out of everyone
BlueMechanic: that is the way
Nathade: is a helmet a mask?
roleplayfever: wrestling mask with open mouth area would be what I want
morteica: @TehAmelie Humans were already in Australia by then.
control_rig: @KWardJenx Vega's mask is what I was thinking as well.
Genie_M: And eating?
ThorSokar: follow up question: does your hair still grow?
willowthewisp01132010: or to tie into lrr, can i wear a mask of Jim Parson's face/
TXC2:
public_key_reveal_party I thought Pyramid head fucked the bother out of people?
public_key_reveal_party: You're not wrong
lamina5432: I already have neck issues.
MilkInBags: what if the mask is slightly off and blocks your vision
Genie_M: Cobra Commander
Dog_of_Myth:
public_key_reveal_party: Are these rejected Panalysts questions?
Snowcookies: Cam!
noSmokeFire: Yao Ming
TXC2: Usain Bolt
control_rig: That's not how Bottom Surgery works
lamina5432: Cameron with really strong legs
BlueMechanic: John Malkovich
Nigouki: bottom half of orangutang, finally i'll have proper lower grippers
koelkastmagneet: bottom of kangaroo
Noy2222: Legs-Off
public_key_reveal_party: They become James Cameron and Cameron James, respectively
TheMerricat: Bear bottom half
control_rig: Snake?
nightsreach: octopi
noSmokeFire: can I make my bottom half something else's top half?
Manae: Top half gorilla?
A_NO0B: god stairs would suck though
Manae: super strong!
lamina5432:
centipede
TheMerricat: Think outside of the box James, Right or Left halves!
Genie_M: Left Right split
KWardJenx: spider
QuixoticScrivener: left half porpoise
public_key_reveal_party: Can I have bottom and top quarters human, and animal the middle 50%
wedge_x: centitaur
TXC2: Half man, half emu, all menace to Australia
noSmokeFire: can we split left/right?
koelkastmagneet: split front/back?
ThorSokar: also if it's animal up top, are you still you or are we wedging the part of your brain that will FIT in there?
Manae: Of course, "animal top" is just like 90% of the animal-themed heroes from MHA
KWardJenx: Badass Drider action
sheqesi: If top half is a bird, can you fly?
niccus: james-cameron catdog
willowthewisp01132010: Top half emu, bottom half kangaroo
Strebenherz: LOL
youcantlistentobuttons: Harpy
LordZarano: Flying squirrel
macintose: can you make the torso and thighs the half?
TXC2: it's a fanny pack
public_key_reveal_party: I would kinda like to have a bottom half that is that bird that hunts by just stomping on stuff
TehAmelie: gotta say, i just started rewatching BoJack Horseman, and the funniest running joke is the birds flying with their arms
koelkastmagneet: kangaroo was the first that came to my mind. But a strong primate is a strong contender
pctjoe: what about 50% of body starting neck to wherever 50% ends
youcantlistentobuttons: Can it be proportionally half, like 50% but spread out?
Bruceski: Rent it out to AirBnB
QuixoticScrivener: front half-human, back half-penguin
lamina5432: how about a panther
Strebenherz: Finding new things to wince at, 10/10
koelkastmagneet: full english
Krillin_fan: ^
Nigouki: does it do it before or after I go to the bathroom?
Bruceski: cranberry pancakes
TXC2:
Weet-a-bix
youcantlistentobuttons: Bacon egg and cheese, but with onion.
KWardJenx: To the cereal rankings!
Orestes290: biscuits and gravy
public_key_reveal_party: I like to think I would be a breakfast burrito
lamina5432: a bowl of chocolate flavored cereal
ArdCollider: hot tomatoes/ bless my soul/ shit food has gotta go
willowthewisp01132010: Eggs and sausage or bacon. But secretly turkey meat and egg substitutes so no one know before hand
PsychoI3oy: I'd be a saussage/egg/cheese muffin from 7-11... lord knows I ate enough of them in the last decade
koelkastmagneet: I don't do breakfast, but it would be savory as preference
TXC2:
pancake day is ONE day a YEAR for a reason
JadedCynic: I never get the 'dressed' waffle; just a bit of butter and a drizzle of syrup
lamina5432: I have a big sweet tooth. but I’m not a breakfast person
public_key_reveal_party: I have learned that I like a sweet breakfast, but I need like, some form of protein with it
JadedCynic: "Good Morning Moonbase: Live on Location"
JadedCynic: Y'all are older than YouTube
oberon939: At London drugs!
TehAmelie: you were doing Youtube before Youtube!
TXC2:
LRR: the Wright brothers of Online entertainment
QuixoticScrivener: I don’t know of another successful multi-person channel.
ArdCollider: no, 6am-10pm for the Doughouse
ArdCollider: Doghouse
Dog_of_Myth: Good old Waffle House
ForOhForError: But does it have moons over my hammy
lamina5432: stay home
Krillin_fan: kids? i don't even know what adults do
Simriel: And we don't need to know tbh
ArdCollider: (6:30a-10p on Sundays)
Simriel: That's their business
Jasoman: @Krillin_fan go to work and cry
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dog_of_Myth Quintessential rural Deep South.
JadedCynic: our denny's out here is 24/7 (they're still a little new, I guess?)
public_key_reveal_party: I was really bummed after I went to a concert with a friend a few months ago, and I could not find anything to eat after midnight on my way home
ArtDecoSunburn: Waffle Houses only close when there's a hurricane.
lamina5432: doesn’t want to share with us
morteica: @ArtDecoSunburn Sometimes.
morteica: It only closes when it's a BAD hurricane
ArdCollider: Cam, I should send you what I'm reading, I think you might be down for a weird Arthurian hacking novel.
ForOhForError: He got that bag but he got it for a reason
BlueMechanic: It's not so much there's a lot of words, just that he takes a long time before his sentences actually ends
public_key_reveal_party: He got paid by the word, and then kept getting invited back to being paid by the word
KaiserKraytes: My phone has made me a slower reader. Back in the day I could do hundreds and hundreds of pages in a day. But my attention span got fried.
itsaysTRUENO: Fast reader? I find it difficult to read while fasting tbh
TXC2: KaiserKraytes same
lamina5432: I read to much
morteica: My hardcore AuADHD won't let me read a book if there's any noise.
Bruceski: I find that once I pick up a book I'm sold, totally in, but picking up a book in the first place and sitting down and disconnecting is something I have to kinda force myself to do. Similar with watching TV shows.
lamina5432: how big of novels?
Genie_M: Libraries are great
TheMerricat:
They _do_ have other books Ben.
public_key_reveal_party: Libraries are great, DRM is infuriating
lamina5432: my library stopped using Libby
ClockTamer: library apps having limited numbers of a book is so dumb also Libby is into ai now so bus that
lamina5432: F
morteica: Dungeon crawler carl is fun, but omfg he drones on about some stuff.
ArdCollider: I actually had to write to a publisher and ask "is there an ebook for this" recently and they were like "no!" and now I'm bummed, having them in my phone is handy.
lamina5432: maybe I’ll drop some suggestions in Ben’s discord
Ashmantle:
ForOhForError: Gideon the Ninth is a very specific vibe
ArdCollider: (Last Hot Time by John M. Ford, if anyone else is tracking the Ford rereleases.)
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Cameron and Ben on tech
KWardJenx: They said it couldn't be done
lamina5432:
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
TXC2: !patreon
JadedCynic: I had a similar issue, Ben - a popular series that the library has most of in Overdrive: I've had to wait like a month for each title on waitlist. And now I've hit a gap in their collection - I'm gonna get the next book for my soon birthday
TXC2: !store
morteica: Great show as always! Can't wait until the next one 😄
Gekyouryuu: @ForOhForError I assume it comes from the author being a Homestuck fan
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LostThePirate: Dunno if it's in stock, but I'm wearing my Kitty Corner shirt because it's the comfiest shirt I own
Lord_Hosk: @morteica yeah, the books that push past 600 pages and are uncomfortable to hold certainly could use some editing. there is easily 50+ pages that can be cut out of repeated long descriptions.
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raulghoulia: piranha 2 recap
JadedCynic: YASSS
Pyroxx___: Get Ben's dad in for Kevin James
Manae: Ben and Wheeler make a Ben Wheeler!
DasGreatBrit: Heather and Graham rate Heather Grahams Instagram....
ForOhForError: @Gekyouryuu It doesn't *not* come from that
Simriel: Amazing
TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !events
morteica: @Lord_Hosk He's self published and can definitely tell with his much it would have been cut down by a traditional publisher, but it's still a fun read. I just skip the annoying parts
TXC2: Toitels!
Hoplon42: oh no, not the soup!
creasehearst: apparently getting your mics calibrated ahead of time would be a good idea for YapYap
morteica: @LostThePirate I'd be happy if they just made more tshirts. They have so many quotable things that I'd wear on a shirt.
TXC2: Live hype!
TheAinMAP:
lamina5432: something is gonna happen
TXC2: Live is ever normal?
JadedCynic:
@morteica "everyone should write....but not everyone should be published (and def not without an editor)"
Noy2222: "Normal"
morteica: "It's live and something's going to happen" would make a great shirt... Just sayin'...
TXC2: morteica or booty shorts
KWardJenx: cheer!100
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morteica: @JadedCynic So much truth. Editors are the unsung heroes of literature
Dog_of_Myth:
Nigouki: Thanks for the show!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
morteica: @TXC2 🤣
TXC2: !discord
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JadedCynic:
have fun, cam - enjoy the hot dog
Simriel: Good for Cameron
TXC2: to the crapshot!
Simriel: @jadedcynic He's vegitarian, he might have the Pizza with 44 grams of protein a slice xD
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