Strebenherz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Cronos: The New Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (8m from now).
Aceviru: Get in here stinkies, show's about start
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You're saying I stink, but in a good way... right?
Mai_Andra: "Stream starting in 3 minutes. Don't bathe."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Who knows at this point, we can all only hope
Aceviru: Ye. In a "damn where'd you get your shampoo from" kinda vibe
Juliamon: I named my perfume spreadsheet "big stink"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Honestly that's a great name for it
Fanklok: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Cronos: The New Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (0s from now).
Manae: !next
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN I think that was Fanlok
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Fanlok break the streak?
Juliamon: yeah Fanklok got it
Fanklok: It was me on my screen
SnackPak_:
dutchmoose: swag
Juliamon: oh my god twitch just fucking PLAY THE STREAM
Juliamon: that took SEVEN refreshes
Diabore: im having the same issue
Aceviru: Haha
rosesmcgee: Alright, I'm here. We can proceed.
NimrodXIV: 5 refreshes for me
MrSarkhan: I had the same issue Juliamon
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aislynn_13: Yay just in time for the lets nope stream
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Manae: Cant trust the screen, only if LRRBot whispers
Goombill: Weird, same issue for me too but it's working now
baltimore_667083: yeah I had the same issue
r10pez10: R reporting in
Mai_Andra: I switched to a different channel, then switched back to get it.
comrade_cards: !advice
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Inquisitor_Xian: ooo my favorite podcast is on
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Fanklok: Some people are doctors, others are civil engineers, a few lead great revolutions. I hit that 0s start tie on LRRbot
Aceviru: The server couldn't handle us all refreshing. Let's nope is that big
abaddon2501: @Mai_Andra This worked thank you!
e_bloc:
5555
Juliamon: right, now to refill my water glass
GamerCat88: mercury in microwave or whatever the cool kids say
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lamina5432: evening
Juliamon: also Thefluffiestguineapig I have a vet-related question to throw at you later
Earthenone: im not a scientist, but i dont think mercury belongs in a microwave
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon In general chat or DMs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And is it time sensitive?
dutchmoose: i have an ice cold cokey cola
r10pez10: asking a guinea pig vet advice is mentally funny to me
SnackPak_: I wanna see a guinea pig with a little stethoscope now
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Hilariously I've had this username since long before I went into veterinary medicine
Aceviru: Dog: "doctor, when you're available I have a question in regards to my human"
NimrodXIV: Doctor: "SQUEAL"
RELDnahcire watched 85 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
MacbethSeemsSus: Damn it doctor stop chewing on food pellets and look at this x-ray
Aceviru: HERE WE GOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth:
kingandcommoner: Spooky time
r10pez10: not me
Mr_Horrible: "Let us nope"
baltimore_667083: hi Ben! hi Adam!
Mr_Horrible: I'm not even bothering, dude
Strebenherz: WOW why we shootin spoopifer now?
Mr_Horrible: if you're gonna phone it it
ButButTheJesus: awwwwww poor Spoops
Thefluffiestguineapig: I guess
maclaglen: Are ya' ready Nopelet's?
Dog_of_Myth: Wow, what slander
GamerCat88: wow soop catching strays off the jump
Earthenone:
in my corners of the internet, vet usually refers to a former military member, so i had a diferent, yet also rediculous image in my head 
Thefluffiestguineapig: To a black screen
raulghoulia: the deep lore
Mr_Horrible: Trusted online source, Adam Savidan
niccus: ew, a weezer
SnackPak_: cant believe spoopifer is the first to get canceled
protojman: Sins out for Spoopifer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Known source of facts: Adam Savidan
PhorrestGaze: oh, so this stream has an MTG tie in
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig DMs just to keep from spamming chat, and it's not time sensitive, I just don't want to forget to do it
Mai_Andra: The same animation, but with the Adam voiceover.
LadyAiluros: damn, tell us how you really feel
mckblitz: I thought it was lizard wizards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Then feel free to send the DM on over
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Fanklok: You're telling me a copy wrote this law?
raulghoulia: hey mr Bean is back
Dog_of_Myth: Bean is back. Nice
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
ButButTheJesus: Ben?
Mr_Horrible: never heard that phrase ever in my life
ButButTheJesus: what
ShaneLeeAtk: Chewing on the scenery
SnackPak_: is it?
MacbethSeemsSus: ?
GreyThey: The phrase "is make a meal of it"
RebekahWSD: Hm
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a common phrase!
MrSarkhan: I've never heard of that
one_last_time_: Never heard it
brainbosh: "make a big meal" is a thing yep
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Ben I think you're making this up
MWGNZ: im with Adam here
DarthRagnar815: See also: "Make a meal of it."
Doc_Layzah: Absolutely chewed on that
Mr_Horrible: that's not what you said, dawg
brainbosh: You EATING good
Fanklok: yeah the same...
Inquisitor_Xian: I'm from the same alternate dimension as ben i guess
MrSarkhan: Nah Ben's making shit up again
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's akin to "chewing the scenery"
SnackPak_: Ben's heal turn is complete
MacbethSeemsSus: I've heard of "make a meal of it' but not what you said
Sapphic_Shenanigans: "There are threes of us!"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've never heard it, but I also fully understood what you meant
Dog_of_Myth: This is the House of Lies and Slander
comrade_cards: Idioms require pretty specific wording
Vinewood_OG: With the copilot chair comes the wizard's curse.
Mr_Horrible: that's also not really what you'd say for making a lot of hoopla about leaving
Mr_Horrible: like that phrase doesn't go with that context
RebekahWSD: BRB works as a keyboard shortcut
Gekyouryuu: NSFW takes longer to say than Not Safe For Work
BusTed: ha ha
Earthenone: yeah i was very annoying and and pronounced all initialisims over 3 letters as fake words
saucemaster5000: but what if... ha ha
Vinewood_OG: Cam's "rap battle dot gif" changed my brain.
mrjujubeans: hehe
GreyThey: A "ha ha sandwich" is really making a meal of it
MacbethSeemsSus: The number of "ha" is weirdly important
Mr_Horrible: me when I realize I've used the same word twice in one sentence
kingandcommoner: A Ha-Ha sandwich is actually a ham sandwich but you dont have any mayo
noSmokeFire: hoohoo
Vinewood_OG: Jejeje
PhorrestGaze: tehehe
ButButTheJesus: huehuehuehue
e_bloc: rofl
BusTed: what about teehee
GasCityGaming: haha hehe hoohoo oh my
Mr_Horrible: heehee is mischief
brainbosh: hee hee is a clown
couchboyj: Hee hee needs a hoo hoo
Mr_Horrible: that's a hehhehhehheh
Scy_Anide: Gotta give 'em a "heehee hoohoo haha"
The_Timo: hyuk hyuk
baltimore_667083:
what about whatever the troublesome trucks say 
PhorrestGaze: heh
mrjujubeans: Ta Ha
saucemaster5000: har har
Mr_Horrible: no, triple threat means you main Sniper in Dota 2
Mr_Horrible: and that's a red flag
ButButTheJesus: i like a lawl sometimes
saucemaster5000: 10%
ShaneLeeAtk: ROFLCOPTER
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what about repetitive LOLOLOLOLOLs?
GamerCat88: le mao or le meow
n3ther: never liked rofl
public_key_reveal_party: I use lmao only sarcastically
circusofkirkus: you didn't board the roflcopter?
SAJewers: what about "XD"
n3ther:
oh really ben 
saucemaster5000: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: buh dum tish
SnackPak_:
Dog_of_Myth:
baltimore_667083: LMAO
BusTed:
Earthenone: lean into it ben
ButButTheJesus: LAWL
Aceviru: Lol
Strebenherz: LOL
GamerCat88: LMAO gottem
MacbethSeemsSus: "ROFL Kid" sounds like a medical journal article
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Thefluffiestguineapig: That got me
Vinewood_OG: Small world
Fanklok: LMAO
GrathXVI: Ben, we can see you still playing Cobblemon
Mr_Horrible: he's just finding this out now
Aceviru: Gdi Ben haha
n3ther: he stun locked chat
ButButTheJesus: LOLLERSKATES
Jennie_Fuchsia: millennials use lol and haha the way people used “stop” in telegraphs
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mrjujubeans: lmao
RealGamerCow: Adam had to process if it was a bit or not
wishiwassleeping: Ben is having a special day okay
n3ther: oh one of those
Thefluffiestguineapig: I watched Adam's brain just try to execute any kind of segue there
n3ther:
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben was seabats the entire time!
saucemaster5000: that is very 2000s
SnackPak_: yikes
Aceviru: No way
Mr_Horrible: I can hear the chain on your belt when you say that name, dude
Aceviru: That's hilarious
Earthenone: is anyone drinking lmaonade?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Fanklok: I picked this user name when I was 14 and haven't changed since
n3ther: Adam has a way with names...
Scy_Anide: I'm Scy now because that was my WoW char for like 17 years
Mr_Horrible: I've had this, or a variation of it, since the Xbox Live days
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Zombie Playpen would be a dope band
Mr_Horrible: TMBG dork my whole life
MacbethSeemsSus: Going through Ben's various burner accounts
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is the only place I use this username
saucemaster5000: IRL people have started calling me "Sauce" -- it's over for me
Mr_Horrible: the Rot-Light District
RebekahWSD: My name is RebekahWSD since...the fucking like. Late 90s or Early 00s
ghyllnox: Even rotating them isn't super secure. Look into a password manager
Mr_Horrible: yuuuup
Earthenone: this password is pattern b of password 3 nonsnese
saucemaster5000: I do this all the time
rosesmcgee: we're dealing with 1337 haxor here
Mr_Horrible: that's why I don't change the numbers anymore, I just tack extra shit on the end
LordZarano: Use a password manager, it's way easier and WAY WAY more secure
MacbethSeemsSus: This is what password managers are for
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible then I forget what I tacked on!
Juliamon: My password is "Reset My Password"
UtilityPunk:
Yeah, failing to hack myself is not a fun feeling 
MrSarkhan: Please just use a password manager. They so cheap and easy to use.
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 bad opsec, but my extra shit is usually contextual to the account. Like "fuckyoutwitch" on the end.
Juliamon: but on a serious note, don't use 1Pass
Mr_Horrible: until the manager leaks
Mr_Horrible:
Aceviru: I just use passwords with numbers and letters, but mix and match. Kinda like building a word
Fanklok: based
Vinewood_OG: Fair
Bruceski: I got "password cannot include your name" because the name that had been used just had an S for the last name and I dared to have an s in my password
Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
kimmibeans: I have definitely done that for certain accounts\
Mr_Horrible: *actual* password management is writing them down in a notebook
Shurtal: I LOVE nope let's
GasCityGaming: I forget what it was for but I helped someone make a password for something once and it wouldn't let them swear in it
Scy_Anide: What did they watch in Iceland?
ButButTheJesus: @Shurtal omg just noticed
Juliamon: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
ShaneLeeAtk: @Mr_Horrible Or the note under the keyboard
public_key_reveal_party: That is hilarious
saucemaster5000: someone stole my nintendo account once -- nintendo banned the account and I lost all my downloaded switch games
Aceviru: @Shurtal nope________let's
Mr_Horrible: like fine art in the sand of the beach
Earthenone: frozen, probobly
Shurtal: @Aceviru nope*LONG UNCOMFORTABLE PAUSE*lets
GasCityGaming: Jason!
kimmibeans: Someone stole my Crunchyroll account a few years ago, but they did it the stupid way: They changed the associated email but not the password.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming SHAWN
kimmibeans: So I just logged back in and too kit back
brainbosh: Stole and sold to unsuspecting rubes
jchinnock: <message deleted>I do what I want
RealGamerCow: did they reset the password on your switch to "LuvDallasMavericks?"
jchinnock: <message deleted>no fuck you
baltimore_667083: who the fuck are the Dallas mavericks?
Shurtal: there's something about blunt no's
jchinnock: <message deleted>and that’s how you win Gold, chat
baltimore_667083: #ThunderUp
GamerCat88: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
cat2fu123: Hi Adam! And Ben...
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
lamina5432: o7
protojman: oh damn
saucemaster5000: o7
Shurtal: o7
ButButTheJesus:
Juliamon: Are you logged in
kimmibeans: o7
baltimore_667083: o7
SnackPak_: our hero!
WiJohn: o7
Vinewood_OG: o7
Earthenone: are the bullets bouncing off the badge?
mulligan2six: Shoot his ass!
Aceviru: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: If it helps the team's doing everything possible to make us feel awful about it
Strebenherz: o7
GamerCat88: and on this day the VIP stood up to the meanie streamers
realbadatthis_: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you currently logged into the correct account? Also CLIP THIS
Aceviru:
Double tap to make sure
RealGamerCow: it was a good game
cat2fu123: Connor Helly
baltimore_667083: I was already awake and watching footy
Vinewood_OG: US has one hockey team and it's the women. End of story.
Juliamon: It's not like you have an excuse with the wheel
yawgmothsbarginbin: HEY! It's my two favorite LRR hosts (don't tell anyone else)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How long until it's not too soon, because I want to know if I have time to get a sick burn ready?
GreyThey: Knock hockey? I miss playing that.
spo8n: only way for the typing to stop is if you shoot all of us
baltimore_667083: knockey, if you will
BrowneePointz: @Vinewood_OG this
kimmibeans: I'm supposed to be proctoring an exam right now. It's online, so they think I'm just intently watching them.
baltimore_667083: ADAM
ItsThugDimmadome: Oh my
NoxStryx: But who won Big Icy Sweepy Crokinole
Dog_of_Myth:
n3ther: how are we mixing the dna
betweenmyself:
Had to create a facebook account to remotely attend a wedding years back and never used it again; couple months ago I start getting emails from the site saying people are following me. Someone got ahold of the account and put a thirst trap photo of some lady for the profile pic but left everything that said I was a guy in my 40s unchanged… 
GamerCat88: Heated Rivalry season 2
yawgmothsbarginbin: Adam and Connor...that's the heated Rivalry I want
saucemaster5000: in a blender
RelwinEJ: 20 foot tall hockey machine
UtilityPunk: Please don't tell me this is an mpreg bit
yawgmothsbarginbin: @GamerCat88 Damn you beat me to it lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: You just called it "banning Jason" alternate with "shooting Jason"
kimmibeans: We can, in theory
Nigouki: which one of you gets mpreg?
theambivalentagender: Stem cells
ItsThugDimmadome: So like is McDavid THE guy in hockey right now?
Earthenone: Mpreg, the early years
Vinewood_OG: 2 guys 1 puck
GamerCat88:
@yawgmothsbarginbin great minds 
betweenmyself: Was able to log in and get the account fully deleted, so yippee for that
Fanklok: There was that baby with 3 biological parents
MacbethSeemsSus: @ItsThugDimmadome Best player in the world.
Gekyouryuu: I forget what her name was, and what country she was from, but I saw video of a woman in the olympics opening Lorwynn collector boosters during the closing ceremonies. pack 2 she got Bloomtender and Bitterbloom Bearer
ItsThugDimmadome: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh shit. Better than Gretzky?
Jadaris: @Gekyouryuu amber glenn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu HOW
Shurtal: i mean, that's all that edmondton has going for it, i guess?
RealGamerCow: It's won them so many cups.
Mr_Horrible: they're engineering whole new level of parasociality
BrowneePointz: Amber Glenn
Datnade012: i got the same shovel as Conor McDavid
baltimore_667083: it isn’t hard to be better than Gretzky
rosesmcgee: I got on a cycle
AnjaZeta: @Gekyouryuu Amber Glenn
Mr_Horrible: PoE, I guess
PhorrestGaze: you have stuff?
Scy_Anide: (That would result in semi-identical twins, where they have the same maternal DNA but not paternal)
UtilityPunk: Dark Cloud 2
Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig collector booster is how
Fanklok: then no
RealGamerCow: I bought a book you recommended
protojman: the crying emoji, ok hand emoji, and 100% emoji shirt
ItsThugDimmadome: I got buttons for my fightsitck yeah
Strebenherz: You got me into nine sols music, does that count
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: A gym membership?
CaptainCoriale: for real, I bought mango black tea during the pandemic because you were drinking it and it looked really good
mulligan2six: I tried to tell my wife that I cheated on her because Connor McDavid did. Didn't help...
MacbethSeemsSus: @ItsThugDimmadome He's still too young to start those comparisons but he's way ahead of anyone else currently.
GasCityGaming: I played a bunnch of Dauntless
betweenmyself:
anybody ever get tall and in shape just because Adam had it? 
Gekyouryuu: also, thank you folks giving me her name
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Ah makes sense
Mr_Horrible: see the funny answer to that question is "Depression", but my actual answer is Best Served Cold
theblakdeth: As an Avalanche fan, I'm worried McKinnon will need to go to therapy after that game
BrowneePointz: Amber Glenn is a massive Magic nerd and got her teammate Alysa Liu into Magic Big Time last year
Aceviru: I got new shoes because I saw your arms and I got inspired to work out
kimmibeans: @Gekyouryuu Amber Glenn. She opened some with Alyssa Liu because Alyssa apparently has some insane luck
saucemaster5000: flesh on the blood
Fanklok: That's Ambercrombie not Sanderson
Gekyouryuu: @kimmibeans rad
Fanklok: Yes it is
Scy_Anide: As a fan of Abercrombie and not Sanderson I admit I was 1% offended
Fanklok: You get 15 hours
Diabore: the fuck is base premium?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I do tend to keep all of my blood in my flesh
ghyllnox: 2025: You paid money for this? Fuck you pay more
ItsThugDimmadome: @Diabore A less premium premium
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Dog_of_Myth:
Scy_Anide: You could listen at 120% speed
BrowneePointz: @kimmibeans Alysa pulled the super rare Zuko on instagram with her at the Olympics, and her very first pack last year was the chase Yshtola in Foil
RealGamerCow: oh yeah the library
SnackPak_: thats us
Mr_Horrible: oh, I'm just now noticing the sub notif
spo8n: all my audiobooks fell off the back of a truck…
circusofkirkus: ayyy I'm chatting here
kingandcommoner: Lieberries don't taste good
Mr_Horrible: excellent
saucemaster5000: why are they all danny devito in goodfellas
ShaneLeeAtk: We were being narsty
PhorrestGaze: Yeah, that's what we sound ike
kimmibeans: @BrowneePointz Okay, that is some insane luck
GamerCat88: umm some of us were just excited to share Libby with others
saucemaster5000: wait not devito
Aceviru: Jesus chat, next time chat better
kimmibeans: Only 8?
Aceviru: Pfft hahaha
baltimore_667083: EIGHT MONTHS?
gibbousm: A lot of libraries also have video games. Great way to play games you're interested in but don't want to buy unless they go on a big sale
Strebenherz: amazing
DMGlol: One book and you gotta share it
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not bad
Mr_Horrible: blame copyright law, dawg
Darleysam: they're big books, take a long time to get through
Orestes290: The best sellers are taken?!
cosarprime: Yeah, there are limits to the number of copies that can be out at a time
Diabore: wait a wait list on an APP? is this my old man yells at clouds moment???
Fanklok: Hell yeah artificial scarcity in a format with unlimited volume
ItsThugDimmadome: @gibbousm I've heard some loan out tools.
ghyllnox: Yes, they have to buy digital copies of the book and lend them out
MacbethSeemsSus: They can't copy them for copyright reasons
far2muchsarcasm: you gotta share will all of Canada apparently
the_walking: hoopla works with library cards
Mr_Horrible: no
Thefluffiestguineapig: The best sellers have long lists? Colored me shocked
circusofkirkus: and this is why I don't read
one_last_time_: Just get cards for different libraries
Mr_Horrible: you *should* be able to, but no
Earthenone: so you are going to pay a bunch of money for early access to a book?
BlindProphet32: Copyright law is bullshit when it comes to ebooks/audio books
Manae: They can only check out each license like 16 times, too
rosesmcgee: publishers hate libraries
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: mom says we have to share the book and it’s my turn
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jimber_jam: I don't know how it works in Canada, but you might be able to get cards for multiple libraries, and those other libraries might have shorter waits
kimmibeans: My local library is NYC. Libby waits are normal for me
PhorrestGaze: spoopifer will come after you if you violate copyright law
Mr_Horrible: could see if the local has a physical copy?
UtilityPunk: When you live on an island, you can wear a serious pirate hat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The new Jim Butcher book has 82 holds lined up from my local library on Libby.
gibbousm: @ItsThugDimmadome yup, some also loan out "experts". I can rent out time with a master gardner
mulligan2six: @PhorrestGaze Not the Pinkertons!!!
GamerCat88: why dont you just call the writer and ask him to read the book to you
ghyllnox: The people ahead of you will often return them early if they're excited to read it
Gekyouryuu: @Dread_Pirate_Westley new dresden, or something else?
jimber_jam: I live in ohio and we can get a card for any library in the state (technically)
Mr_Horrible: ah, I see
ItsThugDimmadome: @gibbousm Ok, THAT'S sick.
Earthenone: adam, time to get on the mic and record one for ben
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Gekyouryuu Dresden. Came out last month.
ghyllnox:
MrSarkhan: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: damn, blasted
BrowneePointz: my friend with ADHD is the same, he HAS to do it as an Audiobook while working
ContingentCat:
Gekyouryuu: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I gotta catch up, I am so far behind
kimmibeans: My friend has been trying to get me to read Dungeon Crawler Carl for ages!
gibbousm: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Yeah, I put my hold in before it was released. I was still 30 somethingth
rosesmcgee: Pick less popular books. Can I interest you in Ayn Rand?
realbadatthis_: can you vpn a libby account to a bigger library?
Mr_Horrible:
turns out, libraries *ARE* a thing, but we're the last to find out and last in line 
Fanklok: Blame book tok
BrowneePointz: @rosesmcgee -2
Gekyouryuu: I found out about Dungeon Crawler Carl from an anime youtuber
SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePointz Yea, I can't read unless it's quiet or I have voiceless music in my ears
circusofkirkus: at that point just pirate it
morderschatten: DCC was great. Binged listening to them at work in about a month
Dog_of_Myth:
spo8n: don’t you have more than one local public library you can register to?
Mr_Horrible: join a discord call with Adam and have him read it to you
Thefluffiestguineapig:
RealGamerCow: I'm reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl series right now, it's good fun
Strebenherz: VPN A BOOK
jimber_jam: well you need a card number for that library system so....yeah
Strebenherz: amazing
thehokeypokey: No one's read it because everyone is still in line
SmithKurosaki: @realbadatthis_ The issue is having the lib card
tehfewl: just pirate it at that point
Scy_Anide: Buy a Kindle copy and pirate it
BrowneePointz: woah
rosesmcgee: @BrowneePointz Hurtful. And fair.
mulligan2six: VPN to rural Nebraska
SheldyP: the DCC books are great the audio books are some of the best ever
jimber_jam: is there a greater BC library system?
GamerCat88: what about the university/college
Thefluffiestguineapig: Publishers hate libraries
Sapphic_Shenanigans: there are six infinity stones though
realbadatthis_: I like books dog
BrowneePointz: Vic is around 100k
BrowneePointz: I’ve googled it before
saucemaster5000: Uni mentioned?
the_walking: try to get a Vancouver library card
Omthebox: Hoo Hoo Hee Hee Good joke mr. Mayor
Mr_Horrible: hit those cross-screens, brother
saucemaster5000: also there are 6 infinity stones not 5
public_key_reveal_party: I'm going to come across to Victoria with a backpack full of copies of that book and name my price
Mai_Andra:
UNI mentioned 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wikipedia says the island has about 864k
Mr_Horrible: okay that "again" made me cackle
Mr_Horrible: 10%
Jadaris: did you know you're allowed to buy books? like from stores
gibbousm: time to read public domain books
ItsThugDimmadome: Having fun isn't hard with one, I hear.
kingandcommoner: "Go read a stop sign" sounds like a very insulting thing to say but I'm not sure why
Bruceski: I tried reading a stop sigh once, but I just couldn't get going.
Fanklok: Can't Nicole just trach you how to read?
Mr_Horrible: "I'll have forgotten what words by then!"
BrowneePointz: @jadaris Ben has said multiple times he has difficulty physically reading
one_last_time_: There might be other libraries you can get cards from other than the island. In my state all of the libraries have a program where you can get a card from any library system as long as you have an in state card
ButButTheJesus:
Vinewood_OG: Really explains where we're at....
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Just read in Fallout
Omthebox: He's spitting
Earthenone:
new vegas has some great stories
SquareDotCube: Clearly Ben should start with comics and manga
MacbethSeemsSus: You can read books in Fallout
Thefluffiestguineapig: What about the download
brainbosh: You got the library of video games to wait on?
Gekyouryuu: "The books are all booked, sorry."
Vinewood_OG: Never read im Fallout. What is this the Library?
iconicshadow89: did you try physically going to the library?
saucemaster5000: I know someone who wrote those books
gualdhar: (spoiler, it's cock)
Strebenherz: oh no
kingandcommoner: I think you know
Fanklok: Well you see her master has a very large spear
tehfewl: its a pretty good book
UtilityPunk:
No wait line? You haven't played much FFIV around updates
couchboyj:
Buy is the keyword there. You can buy books instantly too 
ButButTheJesus: Lifts-Her-Tail
LaconicLad: This is my favorite part of Cronos. The book talk. (not kidding)
Earthenone: can you doordash the library?>
Mr_Horrible: cowards, both of you
Scy_Anide: Can you get a TaskRabbit to go to the library for you?
Omthebox: Run to the Library, and then run back without any books for your cardio because they're all on hold
spurius: oh you mean the bookmovil?
saucemaster5000: do you tip the driver in haikus?
mulligan2six: WordDash
BrowneePointz: YAAAAAS
raulghoulia: adam you could record it for Ben to listen to
Mr_Horrible: damn, they're beating Twunk Leon by 3 days
mikia55: Will you have read the book in less than 8 months if you dont get it for free?
kimmibeans: I want so badly want to open a 24-hour bookstore with delivery
BrowneePointz: Remember the Sunwell!
lamina5432: also to space out the load time
Aceviru: @mulligan2six Ah, so like this new upcoming store called amazon
betweenmyself:
Just have Adam come over and read a chapter to you each night as you lounge by the fire… As all good friends do.
BrowneePointz: so the servers don’t shit ass
Mai_Andra: it helps to split the population on the server areas
Scy_Anide: It keeps the peasants away
circusofkirkus: TMNT
MacbethSeemsSus: *tips hat* M'night
Mr_Horrible: for all their other dumbassery, Blizz still has the best launches
mulligan2six: @Aceviru Yes, but less evil...
aerohydra: next week is slay the spire 2
gibbousm: will you be playing RE9?
circusofkirkus: what was your favorite Pokemon 30 logo
fcloud: 30th anniv of pokemon, 30th anniv of diablo
Fanklok: That James Cameron movie is getting a fighting game?
BrowneePointz: and the Horizon Zero Dawn Nightreign closed test this weekend
Mr_Horrible: I've been eating good all February, dawg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Platform 8 is soon
tehfewl: spire 2 looks Banger
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: RE9? time for you to replay the series I guess
Juliamon: oh yeah Lunatone got an anni logo!
BrowneePointz: and we got the Wolverine release date today
kimmibeans: The world's on fire, so consume to forget the horrors
Darleysam: I mean, we opened last year with Blue Prince and Expedition 33
calculated_uncertainties: Spring!
MacbethSeemsSus: How many New Vegas mods?
RealGamerCow: "They announced GTA6 is delayed? QUICK RELEASE THE GAME"
gibbousm: I'm excited about StS2. I don't usually do Early Access, but might for this game (especially given that I may have some co-op peoples)
Mai_Andra: ooo... hyped for the Horizon game...
ButButTheJesus: catching up on my RPGs
saucemaster5000: pika pika
GasCityGaming: I tried to play new vegas and it crashed like every 15-20 minutes
circusofkirkus: show Lunatone
Mr_Horrible: steals your sarsaparilla
BrowneePointz: someone show Adam the Moon Cheese Logo!
fcloud: yeah but pikachu been gettin high and hittin ppl in the dick for years, thats nothing new
LordZarano: Steam Next Fest too, so there's a bunch of demos
ButButTheJesus: Marathon anyone?
Mr_Horrible: lunatone already kinda looks like a 30
SmithKurosaki: Every single mon got one
lamina5432: There was a new gatcha game in january that ate a lot of people
gualdhar: wait, a 30 dewgong? that's huge
SmithKurosaki: ^^
Mr_Horrible: "Ghost Rock" just sounds like a genre
Fanklok: Ghost is busted since Pursuit died
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How do you make a rock into a ghost?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Water, grass
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: they have a saying about getting blood from a stone but I've never heard of a ghost
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ground, steel
BrowneePointz: Adam should try PokeRogue
saucemaster5000: mountain loses to lava
betweenmyself: Good old rock… Nothing beats rock.
leebenningfield: ghost rock is something very different if you've played Deadlands
rosesmcgee: Good old rock. Everything beats that
Fanklok: Rock is there to make pokemon bad
Strebenherz: just hopin i can stroke some fear with my doofy normal types
7gorobei: rock.. shakka when the walls fell
SmithKurosaki: rock smash ice thi
Strebenherz: strike^
Thefluffiestguineapig: Grass dissolves moutain
MacbethSeemsSus: Rock just small ground
Diabore: god i want ben and adam in the caveman universe now
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I was away for one minute, and have no idea how we got to Pokémon weaknesses
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
Thefluffiestguineapig: It might still have neutral damage
spo8n: cut off the top of a mountain and put it on springs!
fcloud: @Diabore every tuesday night my friend
Fanklok: A resist cancels out a weakness
Gekyouryuu: there's one
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Whiskeymon
Gekyouryuu: Volcanion
kingandcommoner: 1, Volcanion
UtilityPunk:
There was a time when someone traded me a Wonder Guard Spiritomb. That was wild, no clue how they got it, but it was immune to everything except sandstorm 
MacbethSeemsSus: I'll be honest, I stopped keeping up with Pokemon after Gold/Silver
Jadaris: @BrowneePointz you can buy audio books... like, from stores
jchinnock: <message deleted>it’s neutral cause the pH levels
hoveringhalibut: Adam, you need to make a choose your own adventure audio book for Ben.
Omthebox: Man, some pokemon would have like 11 weakness if that was how it worked lmao
aislynn_13: I would love to watch Adam play a fan Pokemon game with even more random typings
Earthenone: from ,25-4x with 2 atributes
Dog_of_Myth: o7
public_key_reveal_party: o7
Diabore: @fcloud the crapshots, the name of the specific through line escapes me atm
SymphonySolstice: o7
WiJohn: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
GamerCat88: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
lamina5432: o7
ButButTheJesus:
Vinewood_OG: o7
CoderBugsworth: o7
gibbousm: Ben have you played Cassette Beasts before? It does some pretty interesting things with Type interactions
UtilityPunk: o7
7gorobei: o7
n3ther: based o7
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Aceviru: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
RealGamerCow: double major penalty for instigating
ContingentCat: o7
SmithKurosaki: To the oubliette with you
TruPhantomAngel: Wonder if Adam might like Pokemon Champions when it comes out.
ghyllnox: \o/
Fanklok: What if he comes back and says the exact same thing
protojman: <message deleted>o7
dutchmoose: oh sick
Juliamon: gibbousm he has, on his homestream
Enki1256: Speeeeeeeen
Strebenherz: NEVER PUNISHED
realbadatthis_: o7
SnackPak_: weeee
MrSarkhan:
Vinewood_OG: Wheel of morality turn turn turn
spo8n: o7
The_Timo: Immortal I stand
Aceviru: Wooo
couchboyj:
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: weeeeee
SymphonySolstice: I arrived just in time
betweenmyself:
SAVE YOURSELVES 
The_Timo: Never T
silenceaux: Capitalized and uncapitalized?
GamerCat88: pppppp
Kipstar: not this week babey
ghyllnox: p7
WiJohn: It's pikachu!
protojman: <message deleted>never haqppens!
Gekyouryuu: phew
Pteraspidomorphi: Nah, none
MirrorDisco: 😂
thatguysteve2709: Idk if this even matters never punished
Aceviru: p7
MacbethSeemsSus: dive Ps!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Pikachu!
Diabore: really p-ness in this chat right now
SmithKurosaki: p7
ItsThugDimmadome: Nerts to P, shoot me again
kimmibeans: p7
GamerCat88: p7
ContingentCat: p7
gualdhar: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
couchboyj: p7
public_key_reveal_party: I am in danger?
Thefluffiestguineapig: p7
tehfewl: p7
Dog_of_Myth: p7
ButButTheJesus: p7
silenceaux: p7
The_Timo: riP
Riandisa: p7
VinylMinty: p7
WiJohn: p7
spo8n: p7
ShaneLeeAtk:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
maclaglen: p7
SnackPak_: p7
MacbethSeemsSus: p7
Kelazi5: p7
SymphonySolstice: p7
gibbousm: p7
saucemaster5000: p7
ItsThugDimmadome: p7
Vinewood_OG: Green Peaness o7
MrSarkhan: p7
public_key_reveal_party: p7
gualdhar: p7
GasCityGaming: p7
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: They were so young
lamina5432: p7
Omthebox: Democracy? In this Lets Nopee wheel of shoot
Thefluffiestguineapig:
UtilityPunk: Do the marks follow us to other channels?
dragonwarrior000: it may just be me but i don't think i've ever seen it hit D
Rhynerd: Good thing my name wasn’t misread as Phynerd
SmithKurosaki: Makes me curious how cursed my account is
saucemaster5000: "I just have this one question about your twitch permanent record"
MacbethSeemsSus: The background's too high quality, can you make it worse?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dragonwarrior000 It absolutely has hit D before
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SymphonySolstice: very good
Strebenherz:
100 In the town where I was born Lived a man who sailed to sea And he told us of his life In the land of submarines "So, we sailed on to the sun 'Til we found a sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine" We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine "And our friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door And the band begins to play"
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loufghyslaufey: cool bean
WiJohn:
gualdhar: nice job Adam
saucemaster5000: dang
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Dog_of_Myth:
SymphonySolstice: SANS UNDERTOL
tehfewl: is that Sans Undertale
WulfAether: IT'S THE BOY
RealGamerCow: spoopifer's a teen now
VinylMinty: Why not you getting scared ben?
GamerCat88:
MacbethSeemsSus: Perfect, thanks
NimrodXIV: huh huh huh
Vinewood_OG: Yahoo Geocities. RIP
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Why San Undertale special all of a sudden?
hoveringhalibut: It would be appropriate for you to use Hellvetica
RurouniGeo:
BrowneePointz: Adam is champing at the bit for RE9
ContingentCat: Is this art?
loufghyslaufey: Today? Says who?
MacbethSeemsSus: Boots and cat
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's gonna pay off in a week
loufghyslaufey: Who? Ben? Adam?
betweenmyself:
Comic Sans… Sans Undertale… COINCIDENCE!?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Deadspace without the line!
RealGamerCow: "This game has no map because it's basically linear"
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I miss line
Thefluffiestguineapig: How can no one take the BEST THING THEY SHOULD HAVE
SnackPak_: o/
gualdhar: hey now my mother is an SMG
GasCityGaming: They're dece in Borderlands
RedArrogantKnight: assault rifle #1
MacbethSeemsSus: Eww
Vinewood_OG: Almost always trash
thatguysteve2709: Nope it's aweful
MrSarkhan: Only in Destiny 2
Dog_of_Myth: There were a few good ones in Destiny
raulghoulia: mass effect locust is top tier
Diabore: yeah, theyre real good in pubg
The_Timo: Re4?
UtilityPunk: Yeah, but they're pretty bad. Just okay in some deathmatch games
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: CoD4, silenced P90
ButButTheJesus: I like them as a backup if I'm sniping
kragmabutch: when its done right i love an smg
raulghoulia: maliwan
silenceaux: It's like the vanilla of shooting games?
cobthegreat: Depends on the game but usually hell no
saucemaster5000: SMGs are for people who wear sweatpants to the bank
BrowneePointz: Torgue explode on reload
kingandcommoner:
100 Narrator: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. (Cut to Barry's room, where he's picking out what to wear.) Barry: Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Yeah, let's shake it up a little. (Barry uses honey from a dispenser to style h
betweenmyself: Comic Sans Undertale is a real mood
Aceviru: Smg makes my food taste better
gualdhar: tediore
Uzumaki15: Borderlands and the DLC SMG from Mass Effect 2
loufghyslaufey: An Es-Emm-Wut now?
Fanklok: Rediore
Riandisa: Tediore
gualdhar: tediore makes an easy to use gun
thatguysteve2709: No it is torgue
kingandcommoner: So that's as bit as it gets
Anubis169: they're always nerfed too hard in 90% of games
kragmabutch: helldivers 2 has one handed smgs, for instance, lets you rock a shield
thatguysteve2709: Damn got my t wrong
Anubis169:
MacbethSeemsSus: @Uzumaki15 I forgot how busted that ME2 SMG was
Mai_Andra: Nope. SMG is in the game as a starter weapon that players will be eager to replace.
Fanklok: The Lascaux is probably the best SMG
SymphonySolstice: big dude
Rhynerd: there’s some good smgs in a few Hero CS games.
Anubis169: fuckthaaaaatthing!
vinopinguino: das a big boi
loufghyslaufey: What it is?
loufghyslaufey: A crab?
loufghyslaufey: A gator?
betweenmyself: homeboy gettin all Akira’d up in here
spo8n: exploding crossbows have great utility
vinopinguino: yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: He looks like one of the guys from Dune
BrowneePointz: Yall should try 4 Ben. it’s a massive improvement over some of the recent ones. Ify was also on the writing team!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Baron Harkonen?
saucemaster5000: bring back the RCP-90
ButButTheJesus: big succ
betweenmyself: @saucemaster5000 KLOBB for hard mode
loufghyslaufey: You mean a vacuum?
rosesmcgee: Shoot it in the head! "Which one?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's kind of Silent Hill coded
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if we're talking shotguns, there's nothing better than the flak cannon from the Unreal franchise
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@rosesmcgee 
SachielOne: @saucemaster5000 We can't. They used up the global ammo supply filming Stargate SG1
MacbethSeemsSus: Is the guy the weak spot?
Anubis169: probably because it's 12 beings worth of healthbars too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Back to bullet sponge less than fun
GasCityGaming: It's fine, playing it right now
Omthebox: That's true
ButButTheJesus: oh yeah he sucks
MacbethSeemsSus: Why don't you have a better PC Ben?
BrowneePointz: Randy shitford is hot garbage
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betweenmyself: they’ve *improved* BL4 since launch… needs work still
Rhynerd: oh yeah, I remember another game that had a really good SMG!
Omthebox: You know what game IS good. Grim Dawn
SachielOne: Borderlands biggest problem is a lack of Mikey Neumann writing it.
gualdhar: personally, the loot a boss must drop is directly proportional to how long it takes me to kill it. if they're bullet sponges they better drop the fucking Arc of the Covenant
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the Cyberdemon used to be difficult!
Rhynerd: unfortunately that game was Boundary, which is dead.
DarknessKingCoH: I played at launch, I had to wait for the game to compile shaders to get to the main menu and then again when trying to enter the game world. It got better since though.
UtilityPunk: Controls in videogames have also become really smooth
Serivus:
needing good loot drops from a boss... says the POE player
Anubis169: I couldn't get on with Borderlands, and I really wanted to, because if you don't have people to multiplayer with it gets boring REAL fast
darkcyril: Soulslikes have changed the rest of the industry for better or worse.
UtilityPunk: Replaying Dark Souls I, I get got a lot by the clunky controls
UtilityPunk: In ways III doesn't get me
BrowneePointz: @sachielone the writing in 4 is a BIG improvement(but for some is an over correction) they had awesome folks like Ify Nwadiwe in the writing room on it
MacbethSeemsSus: People talked up the comedy in the early Borderlands, and then i didn't find them funny...
RealGamerCow: the hitboxes in this game are odd
gibbousm: I don't play Borderlands for the boss battles. I plan to pick it BL4 once its "complete". I don't want to have to wait around for all the Story DLCs and forget how everything works inbetween.
BrowneePointz: it’s not a Perfect Game but it’s a good course correction
Anubis169: LOL
Anubis169: it just hits hard
spo8n: try shooting the boss in the dick?
UtilityPunk:
Okay buster, time for a serious fight. Those were practice 
rosesmcgee: Shoot the leg torso
gualdhar: baby elbow
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Thefluffiestguineapig: The visual design gets very lost in the samey combat and too big health bars and difficult to understand maps
gibbousm: I can't tell if those are explosive barrels or not because they aren't bright red
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Anubis169: thank you proto!
saucemaster5000: let's gooo
UtilityPunk: o7
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He got King Hippo on his shoulder. Punch him in the bandage!
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comrade_cards: Makes me think of the guy with two heads in venture bros
ButButTheJesus: @protojman oh heck thank youuuuuuuuu!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Look at that generosity!
protojman:
MacbethSeemsSus: These guys are going to be regular enemies aren't they?
e_bloc: its the read badge of courage
BrowneePointz: I mean that’s why I’ve been tuning in later lately
mulligan2six: Can't get shot on the Youtube VOD
Masslost: the fun is seeing if one gets the old hammer hit
Rhynerd: or just get lucky.
Anubis169: this had better not be a gimmick boss
comrade_cards: I have a mouth and I must suck
UtilityPunk: He didn't miss hitbox day at the gym
comrade_cards: Wait ...
Thefluffiestguineapig: If this is a gimmick boss hold on
Fanklok: What if there was a show that was Twice and Thrice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need to bait it into sucking in the barrels?
mulligan2six: Hell yeah! Hope you enjoy it.
MacbethSeemsSus: what
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
saucemaster5000: hitbox of luke season 1 2MP
mulligan2six: Also, new Menzingers song today kinda slaps.
Thefluffiestguineapig: It has a hit box the SIZE OF GOD
BrowneePointz: oh yea Bloober announced Layers of Fear 3 last week and I started involuntarily laughing Ben
Rhynerd: they’re making another?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: who are they gonna rip off this time?
BrowneePointz: Layers of Fear is the series that got everyone laughing at them
MacbethSeemsSus: That reminds me new Carpenter Brut in Friday
BrowneePointz: the Jerma Moment
e_bloc: its like star trek movies, the odd ones are good
thematic_content_warning: What game are you doing after this?
saucemaster5000: they did the blair witch one which was "war trauma" right?
NimrodXIV: the SH2 remake is good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yeah, and also SH2 remake
gibbousm: Bloober team is 20% owned by Tencent so that might explain things?
Pteraspidomorphi: protojman, thanks!
rosesmcgee: this thing is just a damage sponge
Aceviru: Leon. Halp
MacbethSeemsSus: I think Bloober Team just fits into the mid level developer. Never super bad but never actually good.
lamina5432: I heard markiplier crashed out over poppys playtime
NoxStryx: There is that sequel to that graham played some on sendcodes
vinopinguino: why, wont, you, die
saucemaster5000: how can that be good money? They are a tenth of a dollar!
BrowneePointz: LoF 1 was “mental illness was the villain” iirc, LoF 2 was something similar, and there was also the infamous Jerma Baby Moment
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely I do wonder about the vacuum mechanic
comrade_cards: @e_bloc wait, the ODD Star Trek movies are the good ones?!?
rosesmcgee: I read the strategy guide
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1HP and shotgun shells
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: any interest in the recent System Shock 2 remaster?
gibbousm: apparently just use the barrels and its a bullet sponge with no weak points
rosesmcgee: It's a drag from room to room and hit with the explosives and shoot the crap out of it
e_bloc: @comrade_cards you know it made sense when I said it but obviously it's the even one (wrath of khan, voyage home, etc)
rosesmcgee: there's lots of ammo around
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee Fuck all of that
rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup, sucks
Rhynerd: observer_ was neat, although I think I may like it more for the chats with folks between their doors than the game’s plot
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate this as the repeated thing they are doing since we can't tell what's going on, it takes forever and is going
rosesmcgee: keep moving to different rooms as you go
gibbousm: but you're supposed to get a bunch of energy after beating this boss so that's nice I guess?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Observer was their coolest weirdest thing by far and they haven't taken any big swings like it since
raulghoulia: in Dragon Age Inquisition they couldnt increase run speed for hardware limitations so when you were sprinting on a horse they just added speed lines to simulate it being faster
comrade_cards: @e_bloc Haha yeah, as a lover of the motion picture, 2 and 4 are the real juice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Alex played that one it was so long ago
Juliamon: Bloober Team started out with really interesting gameplay ideas and pretty worthless IP ideas, and sorta just stagnated there. They could be a good remake studio if they were willing to be humble.
BrowneePointz: oh yea! Graham played the sequel to Tormented Souls on Send Codes and I had COMPLETELY forgotten yall played the first one until I saw the character and it all came flooding back. “the Bathtub Eye Stab Eyepatch Girl??”
MacbethSeemsSus: " fire will cause the black stuff to recede from the glowing orange weak points. Do your best to only shoot those bits." from reddit
Fanklok: What if we had Deadspace with enemies that had Square Enix levels of health
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok The fact this is an accurate comparison makes me feel negative levels of excitement about this
gibbousm: I've never been a big fan of bosses that are entirely built around kiting
e_bloc: Ranged attacks I got something for that (I got something for that) It goes bla-ka-ka-kat (You know what that is) So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
rosesmcgee: the tail? seriously?
saucemaster5000:
dis is fun 
Fanklok: WATCH DE FUCKING TAIL
Thefluffiestguineapig: The only time it's fun is when you clearly have a goal
raulghoulia: really liked the newest Deck This Out Ben looking to make an Amintou deck
BrowneePointz: I forgot COMPLETELY
e_bloc: you need the benjamin franklin upgrade
BrowneePointz: oh yea The Pit?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You are kiting them because YOU CAN'T KILL THEM. That's why a lot of Dead Space bosses work. You are trying to obtain the means to kill them and it's why kiting is necessary
BrowneePointz: I think?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Tormented Souls 2 was pretty fun - nothing groundbreaking but very solid at doing what it wanted to do
Masslost: Poppy Playtime got new episodes i believe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Masslost It's up to 5 yeah
saucemaster5000: oh ye the amanda ones were solid
thatguysteve2709: What about wooly
betweenmyself:
saw a bit of ‘Berry Bury Berry’, not sure how horror forward it actually gets though 
Thefluffiestguineapig: The first 2 episodes have gotten HD remasters of Poppy Playtime, but they are....fine
morteica: Yes to Amanda the adventurer!
MacbethSeemsSus: Amanda the Adventurer: Finish the Fight
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YEAH. Amanda the Adventurer's new episode is SICK
abaddon2501: Omg yes play Amanda the adventurer!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would highly suggest a notebook
thatguysteve2709: Justice for woolly
e_bloc: poppy playtime is consistently good
BrowneePointz: ah it was called Decrepit Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thatguysteve2709 I have news
BusTed: ReAnimal would be neat too
thatguysteve2709: Noooo
BrowneePointz: I’ve heard bad things about the newest part @e_bloc
e_bloc: poppys playtime 5: the wrath of woolly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc So the thing for me is they used NFTs as part of one of their ARGs
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt
e_bloc: never meet your heroes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reanimal is TERRIFYING
BrowneePointz: oh yea Reanimal and a little nightmares 3!
lamina5432: reanimal is apparently the og little nightmare devs
gibbousm: I heard Reanimal is good. Even darker than Little Nightmares
BrowneePointz: yea Reanimal is the og LN devs
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can see why a mainstream studio backed away from whatever they pitched for Little Nightmares 3
r10pez10: little nightmares 1 was already pretty dark
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's SO GOOD but holy shit it pulls no punches
rosesmcgee: You know what the gamers love? Moving like they're stuck in molasses and getting hit stunned every 5 seconds
silenceaux: The fight came pre-cursed
ButButTheJesus: Ben how could you
Kramburger: Caster's curse, man
Thefluffiestguineapig: You didn't curse it, the movement and not being able to see shit is cursed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @silenceaux Agreed friend
Thefluffiestguineapig: Little Nightmares 3 is also co-op
saucemaster5000: it makes the game edgy
BrowneePointz: and then LN 2 was co op I think right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 You know what's edgy? Deadspace 2 and that game is lit like a functional ass game!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I believe Re-Animal is also co-op
e_bloc: 1000%
Thefluffiestguineapig: But I don't know that for sure
ButButTheJesus: oh that would be niced
RealGamerCow: I would love to see you guys do some Rhythm Cafe
SmithKurosaki: Sounds fun. How would Send Codes work?
e_bloc: bizzaro LRR
ghyllnox: April Fool's Week, where you buckle down and get through a substantial game in 3-4 streams
tehfewl: thats the point of these bosses
ContingentCat: That would be good
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't play it co-op and almost shit my pants
MacbethSeemsSus: Who gets Rhythm Cafe?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Paul and Beej?
ghyllnox: @MacbethSeemsSus The fighting game bros
gibbousm: unleash your inner Tarnished and roll, roll, roll, roll, roll
SmithKurosaki: Good Morning Moonbase could just be one of the CFUT talk shows
ghyllnox: Serge gets Let's Nope
saucemaster5000: weeeee
SmithKurosaki: @ghyllnox lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gibbousm You literally have no lean, or roll or real sprint
Diabore: GMM
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge and who?
morteica: @ghyllnox Yah but who would want that? 🤣
thematic_content_warning: You guys would be good on watch and play
Thefluffiestguineapig: No they did Watch and Play already
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I want Ben & Adam to do Now Kiss
Dog_of_Myth:
SymphonySolstice: yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Astramentha: XD amazing
ButButTheJesus: yes
ghyllnox:
loufghyslaufey: Like the one time Adam started "shooting chatters"?
e_bloc: I've always said Adam Savidan is a singular genius
kimmibeans: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Seconded
SnackPak_: good bit
morteica: I'd watch it
loufghyslaufey: With that one wheel?
e_bloc: sounds like a grand slam to me
morteica: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Omg yes!
mulligan2six: What's up Dennys!
Thefluffiestguineapig: What game would you play at a Denny's?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And would you ask the Denny's in advance?
ContingentCat: Those were fun
e_bloc: its a shame you don't have a waffle house
ButButTheJesus: I've been rewatching your playthrough of RE Village, its comfy
Thefluffiestguineapig: At a waffle house no one would give a single shit
gualdhar: or stream from Waffle House, you recording would be the least interesting thing happening
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Someone would be on Bath Salts or Meth depending on the time of day
e_bloc: at waffle house you would at least fear for your life
mckblitz: Ben are you playing midnight
dutchmoose: tuff guy
e_bloc:
rosesmcgee: This makes me think of the old PA dead space comic
Vinewood_OG: @gualdhar Oki oki actual fight club
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that a this stream thing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG PLEASE NO we don't need "oops LRR gets tetanus shots"
e_bloc: pyrite shoulder button
morteica: Ben, I keep meaning to ask. What are the names of your snakes? And how old are they? I have a ball python named Baby who is 27
tehfewl: so how long before illegal wow addons
Thefluffiestguineapig: @morteica Oh that's wonderful!!!
gualdhar: @Thefluffiestguineapig look you only get tetanus if you let them pull out the rusty shiv
MacbethSeemsSus: @tehfewl Yes
Vinewood_OG: @Thefluffiestguineapig Detroit can't have shit
morteica: Yah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar How are you going to stop them? You want to touch them to stop them?
morteica: He gives the best hugs
morteica: Awwwww. Little sweeties. ☺️
e_bloc: the oldest canadian goose lived to be over 33
e_bloc: oh a maneater
morteica: Very cool
e_bloc: she only comes out at night
Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember when you showed off I think it was truly babo Miso during a fall guys stream
MacbethSeemsSus: Watching Dankpods made me realize how derpy snakes can be
Thefluffiestguineapig: They were truly teeny noodle sized
Diabore: do we love them?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Birds can live to be VERY OLD
e_bloc: they're so aggressive I assume naming them Canadian is taking the piss
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore meh, when not overpopulated
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, one was hissing at me in a parking lot. Canada Geese are probably why canadians are so polite to eachother
morteica: Baby can be pretty social. He's always wanting to know what's happening. You should show them off sometime
ButButTheJesus: we get flocks of geese outside the apartments here and they get into honk fights
leebenningfield: My step-daughter (my wife's ball python) Izzie is, I think 6 now.
ButButTheJesus: @UtilityPunk same
Thefluffiestguineapig: @morteica Challenge is that they can be a big trigger warning for people
e_bloc: in the summer, the geese absolutely plastered the walkway by the lake in my college with their shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would also love to see more of the snakes on stream
Fanklok: Is this enemy going to be Adam's Ludwig?
e_bloc: more goose shit than walkway
Vinewood_OG: Adam channeling my inner monologue.
morteica: @Thefluffiestguineapig O yah. Didn't think about that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: We often see Skip just having a great time!
morteica: 😄
e_bloc: what a tangled web we weave
BusTed:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Let's gooo
gibbousm: GG
Thefluffiestguineapig: @morteica You should come by Ben's stream! Skip has been having a great time and you can see him slithering around in the background when Ben is yapping at the beginning of stream
MichaelSnowbird: gamer
SymphonySolstice:
ButButTheJesus:
protojman:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thefluffiestguineapig: If there had been a phase 2 I would have voted we riot
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of the fights in Kazan were bangers
e_bloc: if you can't program good AI, just add a phase to the fight
itsr67: shit rules
itsr67: kino
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morteica: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yah I really need to make it over. Hopefully soon my schedule will line up
Thefluffiestguineapig: More generosity!!
rosesmcgee: Did pokemon forget what it was about at some point?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @morteica There are the VODs too!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee Did it ever know in the first place?
e_bloc: sounds like someone got really high and put backseat freestyle on repeat while programming
The_Timo: Not AC tho lol
MirrorDisco: me too! 🥰
saucemaster5000: wait can I finally put that stupid owl in a litle ball?
rosesmcgee: I want my pallet town and my bike and my bulbasaur
The_Timo: It's by the Dragon Quest Builders guys so probably a skin of that
gibbousm: I miss Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also please keep trying new shit with Pokemon! I don't want the same thing over and over, I want all kinds of options
BusTed: dead or alive, you're coming with me
lamina5432: I may not like palworld for what they made but they did give pokemon a kick in the rear end
4 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
gibbousm: Damn, you did not just spend a ton of time fighting against that boss just for some rando to shoot you in the face with a gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that's the other Traveler
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders
comrade_cards: That helmet is certainly... suggestive
MacbethSeemsSus: Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist
SymphonySolstice: fanart
Strebenherz: it has been zero days since lets nope mentioned: jar
lamina5432: at least we get a cutscene today
rosesmcgee: See if you can get him to sign that before he dies
Astramentha: jar jar jar jar jar
saucemaster5000: nine inch nails starts playing over this
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Random person washing a baby?
thatguysteve2709: Are we the evil wizard putting people in jars
SnackPak_: me too, brother
melegaunt_: doll hygiene is very important
Thefluffiestguineapig: To be added to our phalactery
e_bloc: nanana nanana catman
ButButTheJesus: bwee ba ba badabap
MacbethSeemsSus: Me, up late putting my phylactery essence in the ascendence chair
SymphonySolstice: exhibiting behaviour known as "gaming"
e_bloc: you've got to get in to get out
rosesmcgee: love great big sea, they are on my plane travel playlist
underhill33: gbs slaps
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are trying game, you know what would help A DAMN LINE
saucemaster5000: the game is too linear for a map
darkcyril: Been on a big GBS/Alan Doyle kick myself.
Vinewood_OG: REM
darkcyril: Yeah, it's an REM original
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's REM
darkcyril: But GBS is the best cover hands down
ghizmou: are you gonna say something bad about REM too Adam ?
UtilityPunk: Honestly, the Night Patty Murphy Died is a fun song
Diabore: "dont get me wrong, i didnt insult your INTEREST, i insulted YOU"
SnackPak_:
SymphonySolstice:
stair go up
raulghoulia: way in which this game could more like Deadspace, the guide line to goal button
MirrorDisco: That’s a loving jab at someone these days
e_bloc: going to bed is nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia Also way in which this game could be much better
Fanklok: 50 year old Ben streaming pokemon still
darkcyril: @UtilityPunk Karafun keeps slowly adding more and more of their stuff and it makes my karaoke nights out that much better.
saucemaster5000: I found out I'm 2 years older than Ian McDiarmid when he played the Emperor in "Return of the Jedi"
lamina5432: 50/50 we will all live past 100
Strebenherz: i need to drink more water. less soda.
ghyllnox: Cam's said much the same thing and he quit a while ago
ContingentCat: Not dying all getting old is and that's great
youcantlistentobuttons: Ben, just think about how much better you smell now!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Woman with an Ermine?
gibbousm: My mental health and financial health are a lot better than when I was 20. My physical health on the other hand......I'm like 100 lbs heavier
DandyGeek: in a few decades your knees will be noticeably louder
SymphonySolstice: lady with an ermine....
thatguysteve2709: I will say while I don't mind my age right now I am dealing with personal stuff where I really would love to be younger again.
ButButTheJesus: @youcantlistentobuttons yeah! better smells!
Anubis169:
Since I hit 40, i dunno whether or not it was the graduating going back to Uni or the age milestone but I've really got a direction now 
Thefluffiestguineapig: A scooter
Thefluffiestguineapig: Venus de Milo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't that the super famous Native American ballerina?
youcantlistentobuttons: This guy got a fluffy cloak!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck why can't I remember her name
MacbethSeemsSus: Quick question: what in the world is the plot?
Strebenherz: I mean people still do that sh*t
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus No one know
e_bloc: there is something to be said about women age 35-45
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig hey there's a cat!
ThorSokar:
Winds of Winter any day now 
Vinewood_OG: Agent Smith monogue .mp4
e_bloc: 12 monkeys but with a flick the bean helmet
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm fairly confident that picture is of Maria Tallchief
JKBalch: Stop sniping the time travel sci-fi tropes
tehfewl: @e_bloc I need to rewatch 12 monkeys
e_bloc: we're not running out of time, time is running out of us
Thefluffiestguineapig: Either that or Anna Pavlova
e_bloc: @tehfewl its got someth9ing going for it
MacbethSeemsSus: "wait you believe in intelligent design?"
saucemaster5000: tickle the ivories for the first time?
Juliamon: would you kindly...
tehfewl: Would you Kindly
Goombill: "Would you kindly?"
e_bloc: fuck its a bioshock prequel
MacbethSeemsSus: Would you knidly
SymphonySolstice: turn your breaker off before doing any rewiring
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the second "would you kindly" reference we have made this game
thatguysteve2709: Man I wanna play BioShock again
BrowneePointz: oh no they have a cool cape!
Sogheim: I read the Bioshock prequel novel. it was not very good.
e_bloc: the good thing about prequels are if they aren't as good as the original, the series gets better (chronologically)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thatguysteve2709 I believe there is a version on Switch, potentially also with Infinite
saucemaster5000: friend counter -- 0
youcantlistentobuttons: WTF?
Thefluffiestguineapig: He will turn the cats against you
UtilityPunk: He's the catman! Skibidibididobop meowdidobop
Sogheim: did we find more cats?
tehfewl: tripe is good
YFiddler: Pickled herring i believe
saucemaster5000: a rollmop is -- nevermind ben got it
rosesmcgee: pickled herring... so good
thatguysteve2709: Gross
SmithKurosaki: but what if pickle cheese
Juliamon: pickled herring slaps
rosesmcgee: Give me all of that plz
SymphonySolstice: german sushi
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sogheim In the last 3 or 4 streams of this we have found 1 cat that I know of
Astramentha: I’d have to be in the mood for that
BrowneePointz: Herring brined with spices around a Gerkin
youcantlistentobuttons: Pickled fish, wrapped around pickels
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you don't like sushi
e_bloc: I've tried quite a few cold fish
MacbethSeemsSus: I should get poke this week.....
BrowneePointz: crawfish
Fanklok: Good t hing fish aren't real then
Rhynerd: sounds much too pickly for my tastes
tehfewl: octopus is banger
Isaac3567: I like sushi but I eff up a plate of Calamari whenever I have the chance
SmithKurosaki: @Fanklok No, no.. it's birds that are fake
UtilityPunk:
An octopus chicken nugget I hate how accurate that is
rosesmcgee: dynamiters need dynamite
tehfewl: octopus bits in a fried dough
saucemaster5000: YES!
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: PERFECT
raulghoulia: dad why did you take me to a gay steel mill?
BrowneePointz: Crawdads are Goated. Crawfish Etouffe? could eat that shit every day
SmithKurosaki: Yea simpsons were going downhill as the movie came out
saucemaster5000: the reindeer attack them
rosesmcgee: Entire steel industry's gay. Railroads, too
rosesmcgee: John Waters
raulghoulia: John Waters
Thefluffiestguineapig: No go Calvin and Hobbes
hieroglyphica subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
hieroglyphica: I have day shifts again, so I can catch streams live! Awww yeah
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rosesmcgee: Played by John Waters
Sogheim: John Waters?
rosesmcgee: filmmaker
saucemaster5000: queer baltimore director
youcantlistentobuttons: Director
e_bloc: oh yeah you can tell by the hair
BrowneePointz: famous queer director
RealGamerCow: he made Shampoo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Queer director
RealGamerCow: I think?
Kramburger: He invented water
rosesmcgee: Damn, good marketing
SymphonySolstice: big if true
e_bloc: Baltimore legend
johnnylongtorso: he's best known for Hairspray
BrowneePointz: he did OG Hairspray and Cry-Baby
e_bloc: ngl I didn't know he went to MICA though
paulthemapguy: The Greeks had Poseidon, the Romans had Neptune, we have John
Thefluffiestguineapig: He definitely had an expression and mustache and I believe he originated the role of the mom in Hairspray
Kramburger: I just realised that I've been getting John Waters confused with Vincent Price
ghyllnox:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe
Vinewood_OG: Benjamin Hulmer
ghyllnox: Hulmer
MacbethSeemsSus: Who's on first?
SymphonySolstice: Hulmer
e_bloc:
circusofkirkus: Benh
SnackPak_: Benh
SmithKurosaki: omg
saucemaster5000: LMAO
Strebenherz: MR HENRY
ghyllnox: LMAO
Kramburger: People are confused by the existence of middle names?
Astramentha: omg
e_bloc: unreal
MrSarkhan:
gibbousm: ooor
BrowneePointz: @Thefluffiestguineapig he WROTE Hairspray
saucemaster5000: you know what? you got got
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
gibbousm:
Kramburger: What. The. FUCK
e_bloc: I hope she was trolling the shit out of you
paulthemapguy: Thankh youh forh shoppingh hereh Benh
Fanklok: It's ok Ben, I said you too to the movie theater guy when he said "enjoy your movie"
RealGamerCow: I would have just said "yeah" to "Hulmer"
Kramburger: Ben you did nothing wrong
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz OH, I got that mixed up in my brain. But that also makes sense
youcantlistentobuttons: Ben, you are all of us.
Vinewood_OG: 30 seconds of that and I'm leaving empty handed. It's a shirt. We don't need a paper trail.
MacbethSeemsSus: The ad emails with your name wrong are going to be great
e_bloc: "thanks for shopping here again " "you too"
SmithKurosaki: Yea. people mishear my name as Faith sometimes
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have a lot of ammo for [looks at watch] 2 minutes
SmithKurosaki: Right?
UtilityPunk: That's the kind of cringe that will haunt you til your dying day, Benry
morteica: She was either trolling or ...idk cuz that was making sense to me.
Astramentha: Henry, We’ve Got A Deal Just For YOU!
paulthemapguy: And Adam JimmyJohn Savidan
Kramburger: I've had people ask if my name is Bark more than once
saucemaster5000: well? is it?
e_bloc: my last name is spelled strangely, so I just say "first name, last name, number 0 @ gmail.com" (assuming they already have the spelling)
Kramburger: Sauce.
thatguysteve2709: People get my name wrong and somehow here abbot sometimes that is no where near my real name
saucemaster5000: hi
Vinewood_OG: My son is also named Bark
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate being correct
RealGamerCow: This game sure is.
mulligan2six: You lose those trades
BrowneePointz: wow that Mofo Molly Whopped you
hieroglyphica: People get real far from my name. I've gotten Today's before and that's adding some letters
BrowneePointz: I think that’s the first time I’ve said mofo in like a decade
lamina5432: as an amrican with a z in their last name I always say z as in zebra when telling people it
darkcyril: @Vinewood_OG We need more Bark license plates!
hieroglyphica: Lol, just Today
Thefluffiestguineapig:
You could take a break and just let Adam do another attempt in the background as the ads run
circusofkirkus: h as in hulmer
niccus: benry henry unry
paulthemapguy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
paulthemapguy: My last name starts with D and I say "D as in dinosaur" because nothing rhymes with dinosaur and dinosaurs are awesome
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Mai_Andra: E as in 'enry
RealGamerCow: L as in Loggia
Kramburger: B as in Benry
Fanklok: M as in Mancy
e_bloc: I have a slight speech impediment and a less normally spelled last name, so I always hit them with the ..."g as in golf, g as in golf" ....
paulthemapguy: B as in Baterpillar
MacbethSeemsSus: My full first/last name is six syllables and so many people just give up.
BrowneePointz: My name is Bulmer Hulmer Ulmer
hieroglyphica: I feel you on the speech impediment. Everyone I met REALLY wants the remnants of mine to be an English accent
Rootpotato: i gotta go full police officer cause noone can spell my name and even after spelling it they always hear FF as SS so i gotta spell it like 3 times
paulthemapguy: Kinda jealous that you get a U as your last initial tbh. That's a unique one
tehfewl: having a First name for a Last Name is always great
darkcyril: Adam brings up a good topic though - forget the NATO phonetic alphabet, what would the gamer phonetic alphabet be?
e_bloc: B as in Boshy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Yeah, one of the nice (ish) things about trying to force people to use my chosen more gender neutral first name is fewer syllables for them to give up on. Bad thing is now people can be assholes about the whole gender thing
SmithKurosaki: @darkcyril A lot of greek probably
BrowneePointz: @darkcyril an unfortunate amount of slurs
Kramburger: Henjamin Henry Hulmer
e_bloc: Z as in Zelda
saucemaster5000: huh
niccus: ???
paulthemapguy: A is for Assassin's Creed Sucks
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
rosesmcgee: Y as in Your Mom, and other creative slurs
e_bloc: yeah the fucking legendary NES game
johnnylongtorso: for the Genesis or Super Nintendo?
thatguysteve2709: M is mario
kingandcommoner: Atari
darkcyril: Aladdin for Genesis is a banger.
saucemaster5000: A as in Ario
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: H is for Headshot
saucemaster5000: B as in Bario
Kramburger: B as in Banned
thatguysteve2709: E is everdale
Astramentha: Aloy
SmithKurosaki: T should be Tar-Chan
paulthemapguy: Aladdin was a really underrated SNES title
SnackPak_: balance pass
saucemaster5000: BUgsy
couchboyj: The Aladdin SNES / Genisis game rocked
Thefluffiestguineapig: R is either Remaster or
Vinewood_OG: AC Odyssey was good, others.... yeah
niccus: bottom
Anubis169: Balatro?
omdorastrix: bATARI
raulghoulia: Bis for Bubsy
ContingentCat: B is for Bowser
ghizmou: banjo kazooe
circusofkirkus: Banjo Kazooie
e_bloc: B as in boshy
Thefluffiestguineapig: G is Gun?
NoxStryx: A is for ATK
Anubis169: Boshy!
paulthemapguy: B is for Banjo Kazooie, C is for Crash Bandicoot
gsyhiap: B to Bintendo
Thefluffiestguineapig: B is Bonus?
BrowneePointz: B is for Banjo
gsyhiap: *for
Kramburger: W for Wmario
NoxStryx: B is for Busby
Faulpyr: B is for Boston
Mai_Andra: I still like Assassin's Creed, but it is quite bloated. And they keep losing the plot...
e_bloc: pee like in pikachu
Rootpotato: the first like 5 assassins creed games were good, black flag was a good pirate ship game. then it got bad after that
MacbethSeemsSus: J is for Jason!?!
circusofkirkus: M is clearly for Minecraft
lamina5432: M for muigi
itomeshi: Z is for Zork
SmithKurosaki: Y for You Died
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra I think the last really good one was the pirate one
feet2big: everything's a Nintendo or a Pikachu
paulthemapguy: E is for Edgelord
e_bloc: and C is for Deadspace er Cronos
BrowneePointz: e is for Ecco cuz I’m an old
Thefluffiestguineapig: P is Pokemon
kingandcommoner: S for Sonic
Anubis169: Shitter's clogged
BrowneePointz: apparently they’re making a new Ecco game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: X is X-Com
Kramburger: C is for Cu- *This user has been banned*
Thefluffiestguineapig: is M just Mass Effect?
SmithKurosaki: @Thefluffiestguineapig Syndicate was also pretty good. The ones that adopted the DarkSouls combat system are decent until Valhalla (jury's still out on that one for me)
e_bloc: Y as in Yoshi, Z as in Zelda,
paulthemapguy: You went to Bernie Mac??
thatguysteve2709: Wait @browneepointz are you serious that's awesome
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh wait! M is MMORG!
BrowneePointz: M is for Metroid
Kramburger: M for Miyazaki
saucemaster5000: Xenogears
Juliamon: Xenogears
circusofkirkus: X for xylophone simulator
Anubis169: ^
e_bloc: I mean they say x-ray
paulthemapguy: Bro there's nothing else to do with X's
Mai_Andra: @Thefluffiestguineapig I really liked Syndicate. And I think Origins ended up being a good game, it just suffered from being the first of the "modern" type.
Kramburger: X for X-Wing Vs Tie Fighter
darkcyril: Why not? X-Ray
BrowneePointz: f is for Press F to Pay Respects
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NoxStryx: X for X (the button on a playstation controller)
omdorastrix: F is for respoect
Anubis169: old?
SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePointz just 'Fs in chat'
Anubis169: J is for Jetpac
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@BrowneePointz 
feet2big: X is for Mega Man
e_bloc: also because I have a slight speech impediment, I keep the NATO alphabet chart on the wall of my cube
jamwno: xCom
ButButTheJesus:
@omdorastrix 
lul F as in Respect
Faulpyr: @NoxStryx X is for Cross?
ContingentCat: Q is for quake
e_bloc: or hearts
thatguysteve2709: No gold rings
darkcyril:
@feet2big
Juliamon: now, would the gamer phonetic alphabet be strictly English-based? Or could Be be Biohazard
Thefluffiestguineapig: C is Crate!!!
SmithKurosaki: U for Unreal?
niccus: might be rings because that sfx is everywhere now
kingandcommoner: F is Forza
Kramburger: F is for Floor Chicken
johnnylongtorso: rings are just hollow coins
Astramentha: KIBBY
Rootpotato: entire rotissary chicken
YFiddler: Potions. Red ones
ContingentCat: @e_bloc I have it as my wallpaper on my laptop yeah
abaddon2501: Or hearts
Thefluffiestguineapig: CAT
BrowneePointz: @juliamon O is for Oki
sgowell: X as in Gonna give it to ya
Thefluffiestguineapig: Forget the rest of the game, unimportant
SmithKurosaki: S for Sonic/Solid Snake
Anubis169: everybody knows sonic's ring pickup sound
mckblitz: Mario won that culture war
Juliamon: have you never been to a 7-11 tho
e_bloc: mario has a few more games than sonic
Anubis169: LOL
Astramentha: XD close enough
niccus: mario has the games but sonic has cash registers
SnackPak_: I love kibby
paulthemapguy: People mistakenly call the rings in sonic "coins". No one mistakenly calls Mario coins "rings"
Vinewood_OG: But it's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
saucemaster5000: hiiii
ButButTheJesus: KIBBY'S DRIMLAMB
Kramburger: You sound like my kids
SnackPak_: kibby golf
betweenmyself:
KIBBY 
BrowneePointz: Kibby Air Spiders
BrowneePointz: fave racing game
itsr67: damb
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Y for Yoshi?
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Seth_Erickson: how goes the chronosing lads
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omdorastrix: The sonic underwater sound when you're running out of oxygen is the most panic-inducing sound ever
Kramburger: <message deleted>IDK, one wanted untoasted toast this morning
saucemaster5000: I can do it on my fingers
circusofkirkus: it's like nu metal
paulthemapguy: new math is just pretentious math
MacbethSeemsSus: Math 2.4
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>they do indeed call it "new math"
Vinewood_OG: No, it's con man math now. It's INSANE.
Anubis169: Adam: Maths is the one thing that doesn't change, so somebody made a new way of teaching it to sell more textbooks
Astramentha: finally
e_bloc: 0 was OP
brainbosh: They say they have new math but its just the way I always did it.
gsyhiap: "We finally found x"
BrowneePointz: they teach it in a way that makes it easier for more kids to
paulthemapguy: @Anubis169 truer words have never been spoken!
Kramburger: <message deleted>They use squares to count and shit
BrowneePointz: but it’s different from how we were taught
Faulpyr: But can we start doing Nu Math?
MacbethSeemsSus: We've rebalanced the decimal points after user feedback.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's why the Arabic numeral system won out, genuinely 0 is OPOP
Juliamon: old math is abacus and slide rule shit
ContingentCat: I like the new way, it makes sense to me
kimmibeans: New Math is trying to teach kids all the shortcuts you figure out after you learn the fundamentals, but now it is being used to teach the fundamentals
e_bloc: doing the math explains the math
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>Adam sees a subtraction problem "....SHIT"
NoxStryx: They teach math now how i always did it
Vinewood_OG: Boromir would have simply known the answer.
Fanklok: Instead of math class they give kids Balatro now
Anubis169: LOL
SnackPak_: good shit
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: who needs four? now we have THREEVE!
Seth_Erickson: a classic joke
darkcyril: Hot dog/hot dog buns
niccus: hot dog math
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>hot dog bun thinking
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO, that's so mean
BrowneePointz: the fuck is this hot dog ass bullet math
YFiddler: Nice. Thats great trolling.
omdorastrix: Dozen bun - 8 dog
BrowneePointz: 8 dogs 10 buns
kimmibeans: @Fanklok Listen, as someone who has used blackjack to teach kids probability, this is the way
MacbethSeemsSus: This water sound is loud
Vinewood_OG: Long PBJ
ButButTheJesus: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff and eleventy-billion
Kramburger: <message deleted>I've got enough buns for hotdogs ;)
Anubis169: that's standard supermarket maths, find what people are happy with, then provide one less than that
e_bloc: I like more buns than hotdogs
paulthemapguy: yeah wtf. 6-packs of hot dogs and 8-packs of buns? what are we DOING
UtilityPunk: At least it's not paper towel math, where 3 medium bullets=5 small ones or something
ButButTheJesus: I always need more bun than hotdog. I don't like eating just hotdog
Seth_Erickson: ben's buying like 2 dogs, 4 buns
omdorastrix: I like Buns
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>make a sammich
SnackPak_: bun sandos
e_bloc: tickle them
RealGamerCow: slap some peanut butter in that bun
BrowneePointz: a standard dog pack in the us is 8
Fanklok: Which is why you buy 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns
paulthemapguy: toilet tissue math is hilarious
Kramburger: <message deleted>Bahn Mi
Thefluffiestguineapig: Turn them into croutons
thatguysteve2709: Cheese steaks
e_bloc: I was making a joke about asses
Mai_Andra: You can just eat bread. Bread is food.
Juliamon: Just shove some leftover chicken in the bun
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>you just eat a plain hot dog?
lamina5432: I'm more a sausage person then hot dogs
SnackPak_: @Kramburger the cultured answer
UtilityPunk: What about a jammed hotdog bun?
e_bloc: and I've done that
Vinewood_OG: Banned
Kramburger: <message deleted>Ben don't get made because you forgot condiments exist
darkcyril: I'M CARBO LOADING
Anubis169: ok Ben, hot dogs in packets vs tins vs jars
Morrigan9: hot dog bun sandwich?
Racer_XXX: not gonna lie i love a plain hotdog bun
thematic_content_warning: Feed ducks
Fanklok: You're weird for thinking me raw dogging a hot dog bun is weird
paulthemapguy: so buy two packs of weenies and one pack of buns. problem solved
Anubis169: what's your fave?
SnackPak_: yup
theambivalentagender: My partner will just eat plain tortilla
omdorastrix: It was Left-Over!
Strebenherz: yes
niccus: from eggs
Dog_of_Myth:
Vinewood_OG: 100%
BrowneePointz: I’ve made impromptu toast with a hot dog bun
ButButTheJesus: #TeamBun
Seth_Erickson: you're not gonna say someone's weird if you walk in on them eating an uncooked hot dog with nothing Ben?
MrSarkhan: Yes!
thatguysteve2709: Yes
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep
e_bloc: 80%
Juliamon: you don't have leftovers sitting in your fridge?
betweenmyself:
Oh my God, Becky, loom at her buns. She must be a hotdog’s girlfriend, or somethin.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
ContingentCat: The extra hotdog can go into KD
RealGamerCow: Ben, I'm going to break it to you, other foods exist.
Kramburger: <message deleted>"IN THIS WORLD I CREATED YOU SOUND CRAZY"
paulthemapguy: Now you're thinking outside the bun.
Kelazi5: Most of the hot dog buns I've seen have been in packs of 8 unless it's the super fancy ones
Fanklok: God damn it Ben you fuck. You got me killed
DoctorHutch: This ain't talking about hot dogs were talking about Practice!
Anubis169:
Cat
Omthebox: orange
Juliamon: KITTY
MacbethSeemsSus: Kitty!
Seth_Erickson: well known leftover denier Benjamin Ulmer
ButButTheJesus: KIBBY
Quiscula: with 2 leftover buns, you can make a bun sandwich
lamina5432: ever have a PB&J in hot dog bun
paulthemapguy: Yeah usually it's Adam crashing out about something totally unrelated right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the cat's name?
graal_smith:
Kramburger: <message deleted>HE SAID IT
SmithKurosaki: @Kelazi5 Yea, fancy ones are 4 or 6, basic shit is b-12
graal_smith:
MrSarkhan:
gibbousm: Ben confirmed correct
Kramburger: <message deleted>I'M RIGHT HE SAID IT
ButButTheJesus: #TeamBun
kimmibeans: PET THE KITTY!!!!
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paulthemapguy: Make him a mod
Larkonus: Ben rejects everyone else's reality and substitutes his own!
thatguysteve2709: So, someone plz make that a quote
e_bloc: no bahn mi
YFiddler:
Rootpotato: youre gonna sit there and tell me that im WRONG
graal_smith: Vegeta: He's just Sayan
MacbethSeemsSus: double kitty!
Thefluffiestguineapig: HE SAID THE THING
DoctorHutch: Hot dogs, not the game, hot dogs. Were taking about hot dogs
ButButTheJesus: #TeamBun ͏
paulthemapguy: The two of you should switch roles for April Fools Day or something
Kramburger: <message deleted>Sorry mods
Faulpyr: We were talking about hot dogs not soft cats!
Juliamon: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: @paulthemapguy Then this is April's Fools day
Juliamon: do you want me to let that one thru
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling
BrowneePointz: the best part of that video is he is ABSOLUTELY wrong
MacbethSeemsSus: She came down in a bubble!
theambivalentagender: Simply toast the hot dog bun, now you have toast
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Anubis169:
NoxStryx: The wicked witch of the EAST bro
Kramburger: Sauce we're free!
saucemaster5000: Yaaay!
Vinewood_OG: o7
saucemaster5000: We're even again!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon is keeping YOUR RULES
raulghoulia: yea ya gotta get Sauce now
betweenmyself: balance has been restored
kimmibeans: butter
Juliamon: I did get sauce
omdorastrix: Make a toast Sando
saucemaster5000: aw
Seth_Erickson: I eat plain toast all the time
ButButTheJesus: YEAH TOAST!
kimmibeans: Or... chaos option: Cream cheese
mikia55: My cat keeps looking for the video game cats that are meowing
graal_smith: Put relish and mustard on the toasted hot dog bun
lamina5432: PB&J I said
SnackPak_: that's weird?
Fanklok: Yo hotdog bun can hold eggs so easyt
NotCainNorAbel: where did the eggs come from now?
RealGamerCow: Kramburger and Sauce are Ollie and Andy from Bob's Burger in my brain
Seth_Erickson: so you support the waste of food then
Dog_of_Myth: Times are tough brother
Seth_Erickson:
Vinewood_OG: Coke Bun??
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darkcyril: Hol' up. Breakfast dogs.
UtilityPunk: Scrambled egg hotdog bun sandwiches are so good though! Toss in some bacon too
kimmibeans: Listen, sometimes you only have an hotdog bun\
BrowneePointz: if you raw dog toast I have concerns
Nigouki: you put some chocolate in the hot dog bun and microwave it, so you get DIY choco bun
Anubis169: burger bun is more suited to a fried egg
Quiscula: No you toast the bun to eat with the other leftover bun
theambivalentagender: IT'S JUST BREAD
saucemaster5000: the weird thing is ben keeps saying he'd raw dog a hot dog
Seth_Erickson: it's just break
youcantlistentobuttons: Hot dog bun bacon egg and cheese
Racer_XXX: why toast the bun, hotdog buns are fire dog
Juliamon: It's just bread, Ben
Seth_Erickson: it's just bread?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's just bread, ben!
SnackPak_: buns rule
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's just bread
saucemaster5000: eating a dog no bun IS WEIRD
ButButTheJesus: I'm the opposite
mckblitz: Buns are more useful as a leftover
Kramburger: Ben doesn't understand having food in his house that isn't chicken tenders
protojman: unless it's hawaiian bread
darkcyril: Ben is positing a world in which there are only hot dogs and hot dog buns.
Thefluffiestguineapig: As opposed to hot dog which is really specific meat
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Are you also against eating just a slice of bread?
Seth_Erickson: yes it is
Fanklok: You can do stuff with it but Ben will loudly judge you
RavenHillbrookInc: hi. space eggs from space cloaca?
Faulpyr: I used to just do hot dog with white bread
UtilityPunk: Instead of hotdogs on their own, I suggest raw dogging some smokies
graal_smith: What if you double bun a couple of dogs?
protojman: or potato bun
youcantlistentobuttons: Chop it up, put it in mac!
saucemaster5000: it's not a sausage
thatguysteve2709: Have you never eaten a roll they are fine to eat what is this argument
ButButTheJesus: #TeamBun
brainbosh: a hot dog is not the same as a sausage ye
theambivalentagender: And hot dog buns are just BREAD
e_bloc: nah Id crush them when I worked at a gas station as a teen
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hot dog isn't sausage
Seth_Erickson: I even do it and I still think it's weird
protojman: you can solo a potato bun
Kramburger: Ben's dietary habits are like a 12 year old who's been left on his own for the first time
Goombill: Okay, but I have other ingredients in my house that work with buns. I don't have many others that work with hot dogs.
SnowBuddy18: Just rawDOG it
e_bloc: you were supposed to throw them out but I'd just crush them
morteica: Not weird
SnackPak_: as a kid I ate cold hot dogs
RealGamerCow: adam tube meat racist
Racer_XXX: people eat sausages all the time, this is a wonderful conversation
Rootpotato: never just grabbed a hotdog out of the fridge
Goombill: And unlike some people, I have other groceries in my house than just hot dogs and hot dog buns
n3ther: why's it always gotta be them vs us
Anubis169: Ben: hot dogs in Packets vs Tins vs Jars... favourites?
Vinewood_OG: Scrap meat from the hooligans
lamina5432: have you seen whats in a hot dog
maclaglen: Oh, there's classes when it comes to tube meats.
Rootpotato: real bangger
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sausage is absolutely a difference conversation than hot dog
n3ther: no this is serious bznes
graal_smith: Franklin Furter vs Oscar (the grouch) Meyer
Seth_Erickson: you never had like vienna sausages?
RealGamerCow: vienna sausage
thatguysteve2709: Wait was this a real argument
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Vienna Sausage?
BrowneePointz: Ben I tried calling hot dogs sausages and you yelled at me
ContingentCat: Great now I want hotdogs
ghyllnox: You can get canned hot dogs, like full dogs
Darleysam: crack open a cold dog with the boys
RealGamerCow: That's just improv
SmithKurosaki: Nah. The trick is to save the last 2 hotdogs, slice and fry them with some beans and use the buns as fake garlic bread
rosesmcgee: Is that not all we are doing here?
Fanklok: hot dogs are suasages
Omthebox: That's my whole personality
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fun improv, we are all having fun
Kramburger: No we don't think it
BrowneePointz: what is this dual sausage stance
Darleysam: ksst, mmm, hotdogs
NoxStryx: People dont put vinna sausages on buns though
kingandcommoner: Atari Balatro Civ Deadspace Eggman Forza Galaga Halo Ico Jaguar Kirby Lego Mario Nico Overwatch Pikachu Qbert Ryu Sonic Tekken Undertale Video Warcraft Xenogear Yorha Zelda
ghyllnox: "Sometimes people believe the things that come out of my mouth"
Seth_Erickson:
@SmithKurosaki where'd the beans come from
pctjoe watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I like cheesedogs
graal_smith: Can we not talk about sounding?
Anubis169:
Caramelised red onion sausage 
Racer_XXX: you really have to watch out for the sausage party, that when you have a problem
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the lowest class of sausage?
itira: what a question to come in on
ghyllnox: It's gimmicky
SmithKurosaki: @Seth_Erickson the store?lol
e_bloc: yeah so you bite into it and it squirts
UtilityPunk: @ghyllnox Canned pasties as well, which is just strange
saucemaster5000: I'm a big chicken apple sausage enjoyer
betweenmyself:
Do I like stuffin my sausage where?
itira: hello gamers
Seth_Erickson: where'd this guy get his cool cape?
Anubis169: stuffed crust is nice, but it has to be gooey
Fanklok: You don't lie some hot stringy cheese blasting out of your sausage?
lamina5432: hot dogs are the dredges of sausages
Juliamon: pineapple mango sausage though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Racer_XXX Thanks you reminded me of that terrible movie
SnackPak_: jesus
darkcyril: Gushy Dawg was my old stage name.
itira: EWAAA
UtilityPunk: I draw the line at canned smokies
Dog_of_Myth:
Anubis169: ADAM
Kramburger: ADAM
n3ther: that was too easy
saucemaster5000: welp
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh yeah, for sure
thatguysteve2709: Okay
ContingentCat: Adam
itira: Adamaaaaa
ghyllnox: Well, which one is it?
n3ther: Clap
Anubis169:
Loooooow hangin' fruit 
SnackPak_: too late for that
Kramburger: You know what else is too easy?
Vinewood_OG: UK pizza hut had mini burger pizza crust. They beat us at our own game.
lochnessseammonster:
what up gamers
Seth_Erickson: can you let me wear the cool cape?
thatguysteve2709: Ohhh hi lochness you made it
Fanklok: Get a room you teo
Thefluffiestguineapig: You already missed it it seems
graal_smith: That's the guy the gun was held by!
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_: ghost gun
Seth_Erickson:
that gun's a ghost 
e_bloc: persona 4 prequel
Seth_Erickson: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if your dialogue options do change things
SnackPak_: boooo
Astramentha: boooooo
graal_smith: Man gets so angry about winning Russian Roulette
Thefluffiestguineapig: boooooooo, choose words carefully
e_bloc: that was cheap heat
kingandcommoner: have you earned the H to finish yoru name?
BrowneePointz: there’s a local place that makes Pineapple Brats and Ben, they are SO fucking good. (they also do green onion ones and Jalapeño cheddar and maple bourbon)
lochnessseammonster:
i forgot about the mr bean notifier
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is less than stable person #2 we have brought into our collective
e_bloc: has he met wesley crusher yet
YFiddler: Oh no, not scientists
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm getting Control vibes from this cutscene.
saucemaster5000: moonman? Ziggy Stardust?
BrowneePointz: mooooonman come together with your hands
Astramentha: @macbethseemssus same
e_bloc: its not an audio log if it's live
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus It's kind of "Kirkland brand Control" if that makes sense
e_bloc: the chair is for closers
saucemaster5000: running up the bills -- Kate Bush
MacbethSeemsSus: You don't like my phylactery?
e_bloc: thats the thing with anger--you hurt the ones who love you, hurt them like they're nothing
kingandcommoner: but is it armed?
graal_smith: Witness my partially operational battlestation!
graal_smith: So which one's the real Mysterio?
lochnessseammonster: cute noise maker
saucemaster5000: "have a spatula"
MacbethSeemsSus: Cool.....what is that?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@graal_smith Considering they keep referring to the "collective"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good sign
Vinewood_OG: Easy Dante
sadfleck: what's up gamers, how is dead space going?
paulthemapguy: we learned that guy likes to talk a lot
Thefluffiestguineapig: That catman is disturbed by a Traveller being experimented on?
e_bloc: you experienced a hollow victory
Juliamon: It might be our fault, but also Artur sucks
MacbethSeemsSus: I think the answer aside from "look for a doctor" is no.
Vinewood_OG: Bait
lochnessseammonster: big dog
Strebenherz: how dare you
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know if we are being manipulated by Catman or not
e_bloc: dad jokes are back on the menu
BusTed:
lochnessseammonster: i said it in my head
lochnessseammonster:
Strebenherz: i said it out loud. in my defense, i'm tired.
youcantlistentobuttons: Lol, I said it outloud, I got got.
ContingentCat: I said it out loud
betweenmyself: What? Ben? Trick? You!?!… Naaaaah
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if the Collective actually orchestrated the fall of humanity and we are being used by Catman to bring back humanity as part of a personal thing
MacbethSeemsSus: What did they give you?
ButButTheJesus: i also said it out loud
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did he just say "bio-ass"
ButButTheJesus: die flammenwerfer?
jimber_jam: that message is from the very beginning of the game
e_bloc: time lords?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or did I mishear biomass?
lochnessseammonster:
jimber_jam: are we back at the beginning area?
calculated_uncertainties: I too said it out loud, because i thought it might be an irish wristwatch situation.
Juliamon: the text said biomass and I wasn't listening carefully
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need a W+P bingo, forget the Let's Nope bingo
paulthemapguy: make your way down to Sector HEY-O!
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
e_bloc: holy shit
lochnessseammonster: i woke up at 7am today for no reason and i was very mad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat have we had backlit fans?
calculated_uncertainties: random story time! I've been doing a Road Quest rewatch, and today, on my way home, what did I see pass me on the highway? None other than a slightly busted up pontiac sunfire.
UtilityPunk: W+P bingo absolutely needs "discovered the subocean" on it somewhere, as well as "launched a vehicle to the moon"
lochnessseammonster:
i'm at 2-10 sleeper usually
ButButTheJesus: @calculated_uncertainties neat!
e_bloc: 7:30 is about as early as I'll do
Thefluffiestguineapig: The only reason I haven't been waking up at ass o'clock is 4 days of migraines
hieroglyphica: I just went back to days from nights, and it's been a year getting home at 1 so it's def a transition
lochnessseammonster: yep
e_bloc: I was 2-10 when I was unemployed
lochnessseammonster:
Juliamon: I'm more of a 5-2 sleeper
jimber_jam: I've worked a 7 AM shift for 5 years now and my body still refuses to believe that's a normal time to get up
paulthemapguy: my old shitty body refuses to sleep in after 7:30 even on weekends. I hate it
hieroglyphica: I was 2-10 for nights, now I'm 10-6
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UtilityPunk It is randomized but I don't know how often new potential squares get added. That's a question for other people
lochnessseammonster:
i did consider watching the proxy stream but it was already 1:40
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the Way-Mando
paulthemapguy: W as in Waymundo
e_bloc: where are you going without even knowing the way
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Because we never know the way to go, there is no indicators
RealGamerCow: Isn't that what the walkthrough said?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone on fucking Reddit or a Walkthrough
e_bloc: I halfway hoped they were just trolling hard
MacbethSeemsSus: There's always the "this boss is actually easy" comment
darkcyril: @e_bloc If only the way was paved with gold.
Thefluffiestguineapig: "This game doesn't need lighting or a map due to being so linear" was I believe the quote
UtilityPunk: You must be this cool to open the door
lochnessseammonster:
if it's not a sidescroller it's not linear enough for my tiny brain
paulthemapguy: @Thefluffiestguineapig hahahaha you and I know that's not a flex
SnackPak_: not even a cat?
UtilityPunk: @Thefluffiestguineapig Looking forward to the blindfolded GDQ runs
Ferisar: more like bronos the two guys
Ferisar: i guess it would be dudes for the d
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e_bloc: this aint talking sim
lochnessseammonster: true
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want that comment to be trolling but with gaming culture being how it is and comments on Silksong being "after getting xyz ability all the future platforming becomes trivial" are real
UtilityPunk: That's the missing ammo for reloading your shotty!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Giving up on a game isn't a sign of weakness if it isn't a good time on stream
darkcyril: @Thefluffiestguineapig If gamers are incredibly good at one thing, it's optimizing the fun out of everything.
shendaras: Can you load a save?
e_bloc: gameplay
UtilityPunk: Space age teleportation tech
Ferisar: he knows about loading....
Thefluffiestguineapig: @darkcyril "You playing this game because you want to experience all of this world but are taking a lot of time and want advice is a sign of weakness and you should just give up! You're terrible and should go back to weak games for babies obviously!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: If it's a single player experience
darkcyril: Oh for sure. It has it's place.
Ferisar: if the optimization leads to terrible game experience it's pretty bad tbf
Ferisar: like "i guess i'll do the optimal thing, it will make me and others feel bad, fun"
n3ther: @darkcyril STS devs removed certain ways to extend a fight at the expense of their own fun to optimally recover as much hp as possible
Ferisar: subjective where that starts but still
Juliamon: great, cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not arguing it doesn't have it's place, for me it is the idea of being on a page where people go to give/ask for advice on a hard game and just telling people they aren't doing things completely "correctly" when there isn't a correct way to play
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
e_bloc: I am beginning to think maybe this is not as linear as it is made out to be
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is impossible to navigate
Thefluffiestguineapig: Give us the Deadspace line you cowards
e_bloc:
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE WALKTHROUGH IS LOST????
SnackPak_: what a gamer
lochnessseammonster:
Ferisar: the alkthrough was inside ben this whole time
Ferisar: walk*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben: ultimate horror game map
saucemaster5000: I love speed alking
jimber_jam: VERY linear
JauntyJenkies: step 3 of the walkthrough: be lost
RealGamerCow: smg
SnackPak_: smg baby
UtilityPunk: Gamers just don't have navigation skills anymore. Too many minimaps. Back in my day, the Lost Woods changed and you /liked/ it
Ferisar: dw, just a few days until you have no inventory space in resident evil
Ferisar:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, I'm sorry. The upgrade that just slotted onto your gun TAKES UP AN INVENTORY SLOT?
MacbethSeemsSus: Everyone loves inventory management!
paulthemapguy: Ben needs to dump out his inventory
lochnessseammonster: never!
lochnessseammonster: shotgun always
MacbethSeemsSus: Can you upgrade it at all right now?
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig Resident Evil does that sometimes
UtilityPunk: I'm waiting for a game to turn inventory management into a game of literal Tetric
shendaras: How's the firepower compare?
UtilityPunk: *Tetris
neisan2112: Naw don't waste it on new gun, just upgrade others more.
SmithKurosaki: @UtilityPunk Backpack Hero
hypergirlie_hyperpop: we love sunk cost fallacy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Yes, but in the games where it does you can rotate and manipulate inventory and you don't have to choose between upgrading your health and your new gun
thematic_content_warning: Is there anything you like about this game other than enemy design?
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah
Ferisar: you should get an inventory item that gives you one respec but takes up two slots and also hurts you
e_bloc: rodney dangerfield was onto something
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thematic_content_warning The visual enemy design, the combat is samey and not fun
Ferisar: and calls you a mean word also
Juliamon: The cats are cute
youcantlistentobuttons: oh it comes across
RealGamerCow: it looks like it's real muddy movement
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I love the cats
UtilityPunk: Yeah, the art direction COOKED. Design looks like its cooked though
MacbethSeemsSus: oh, apparently you can respec. Looking for details
comrade_cards: The movement looks painfully slow
e_bloc: why didnt you adopt that new cat then
Thefluffiestguineapig: The design is rad, if this was movement puzzles and look for cats. I would be down for it
lochnessseammonster:
morteica: Cats have a way of turning you into a cat person
ContingentCat: Cats are good
theambivalentagender: People tend to think theyre not cat people until they have a cat
MacbethSeemsSus: Apparently you can respec at upgrade stations.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats are very good, they are way friendlier than people think
Ferisar: baby hitler can turn into someone else if i know ahead of time
Ferisar: i will take him and teach him to be normal
UtilityPunk: "I can fix him"
Ferisar: it's a baby! you can fix him!
saucemaster5000: but maybe he turns into a cenobyte!
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Vinewood_OG: Like that scene from Preacher where David Hitler is employee of the month at Subway.
ghyllnox: This is a whole Thing people talk about online, whether changing one guy, even the top guy, would have prevented it
saucemaster5000: I am choosing to hold back dog hitler jokes
SnackPak_: dog hitler is a plot line from venture bros
Ferisar: wait is the shotgun bad in this game?
ButButTheJesus: melee buiiiiillllddddddd
e_bloc: so the real problem is the game doesn't have a good enough tutorial
Ferisar: aw
thematic_content_warning: Could never be a dog Hitler. Dogs are inherently good. We don't deserve dogs
MacbethSeemsSus: *bonk*
Ferisar: you ever sit at the AH and list things 10 at a time to cause psychic damage
Fanklok: BECOMING?
lochnessseammonster:
Ferisar: look
Seth_Erickson: I think there was another pad to jump to
Vinewood_OG: MMO day trader on linkedin
Seth_Erickson: up and to the right
ballesta25: "I gotta correct market inefficiencies."
mckblitz: In 2026 you sit on the AH, not at it
SmithKurosaki: @Vinewood_OG no no no, that's EVE
neisan2112: Gamers don't look up
e_bloc: 2nd and third
Seth_Erickson:
metal gun creates sparks 
Vinewood_OG: @SmithKurosaki Yeah, very true.
MacbethSeemsSus: Capulets and Montagues
itsr67: lmfao
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Capulets and Montagues
ButButTheJesus: percusetts
Ferisar: you punch so fast you cause the friction from the air to light up your fists
e_bloc: percocets and montagues?
Shurtal: Xanaxes and Montlebans
paulthemapguy: percocets lmao
itsr67: percusetts lmfaoooooo
ContingentCat: Capulets percasets yeah
WiJohn: Percocets and Monsantos
Kaaannaaa: greasers and socies
saucemaster5000: oscar mercutio
MacbethSeemsSus: Look the Percocets would have been a lot more chill
Fanklok: No Darry killed Darry
UtilityPunk: Stay gold, percocet, stay gold
saucemaster5000: it's a james bond hospital
Shurtal: Hey, giant apes need healthcare too
paulthemapguy: Rosenkrantz and Percocet are dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Percecets and Montegumes got me really good
saucemaster5000: wait, but they won't serve me
Ferisar: is the hospital staffed by gorillas?
The_Timo: close enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does it only have medication safe for gorillas?
ContingentCat: Where the lion sleeps tonight?
saucemaster5000: diamond laser surgery
Shurtal: they will fix you with diamond lasers
paulthemapguy: Adam said gorilla counter: 2
Kramburger: So we got to a gorilla Vet
Vinewood_OG: Are the gorillas in network?
The_Timo: Can they make me Gorilla?
ghyllnox: Idk are the gorilla doctors any good?
itsr67: enter the shrine of the silver monkey
Morrigan9: will they take my insurance?
Ferisar: actually
e_bloc: they might not be effective but I bet you would feel good (inc)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because if so then no because they won't have medication safe for humans most likely or knowledge of safe human dosages
Ferisar: are they gonna charge me?
7gorobei: how much is gorilla deductable?
ContingentCat: Ehh probably close enough lol
MacbethSeemsSus: The part that makes me said is Gorillas probably have free healthcare
lochnessseammonster:
comrade_cards: *sign language* Koko sorry. Patient bad. Dead. Sorry dead.
lochnessseammonster: dr. ook
ghyllnox: I've had some doctors I wouldn't go back to and as far as I know they got their degrees fair in square
mckblitz: Have we seen under this characters helm? You could be playing a gorilla right now...
ButButTheJesus:
@comrade_cards thank you
MacbethSeemsSus: Also is the hospital staffed by Gorillas or Gorillaz?
SmithKurosaki: Wasn't Coco an orangutan?
saucemaster5000: do you pay them in bananas
ghyllnox: How many bananas to cure cancer?
omdorastrix: Coco sorry, patient dead, kitten did it
SmithKurosaki: Or am I confusing famous apes
Ferisar: fukkkk
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SmithKurosaki No, gorilla
hieroglyphica: I've had a lot of humans doctors not worth the visit, I'd be willing for most other apes
SmithKurosaki: @Thefluffiestguineapig thx
SmithKurosaki: @hieroglyphica Mood
Vinewood_OG: 2 banana deductible? In this economy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does this need blasted with the yellow correcting laser?
paulthemapguy: this is basically what public transit looks like in the US
MacbethSeemsSus: Why did the same orb move you forward twice?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica They are probably more trauma informed than many doctors I've tried
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Who the fuck knows at this point
saucemaster5000: it's electric
Kramburger: WITCHCRAFT
Faulpyr: It's better now
paulthemapguy: boogie woogie woogie
Ferisar: "oh no my battery" from the bottom
saucemaster5000: @Ferisar FLMAO
e_bloc: Adam has never been to a wedding
saucemaster5000: that got me
Fanklok: The electric slide is the dance, the song is The Electric Boogey
Ferisar: im glad it got someone sauce
Seth_Erickson: alien travelers are fine, but our cars can't have infinite headlight juice that operates independently from the engine
Kramburger: Social dancing? Sounds like SOCIALISM
GasCityGaming: She thinks my tractors sexy was my song in sask
e_bloc: Adam grew up in footloose
BeefcakeEmperor: BREAK IT DOWN
UtilityPunk: Social dance was traumatizing. Forced dancing is a cruel punishment
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_: look at the kid go
Ferisar: this, this, this thisthisthisthis
itira:
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MacbethSeemsSus: Could you do it again?
RealGamerCow: was Ben boot scooting?
Ferisar: got it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ferisar it got me too I was just brushing my teeth
mckblitz: And they say white people dont have culture
BeefcakeEmperor:
Ben my house was doing a backflip, I missed it 
Saintnex: Ben remembers the Cadillac ranch dance way better than me lol
lochnessseammonster: true
paulthemapguy: I remember Boot Scootin Boogie from grade school unfortunately
lochnessseammonster: that's the song that won me over
Dog_of_Myth: Same Ben
ButButTheJesus: same Ben, it hurts my head
Kramburger: Gotta get around the Nutbush, it's an Aussie wedding staple and it's sung by Tina Turner
Seth_Erickson: there's lots of great country music, but it's hard to find I think
MacbethSeemsSus: Bluegrass > Country
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BeefcakeEmperor I hope you are ok
Seth_Erickson: but then also it's art so it's a matter of taste
lochnessseammonster: i used to be like that
ContingentCat: Even like Dolly?
paulthemapguy: I have a visceral reaction to country too
shendaras: That's my reaction to the Beatles.
Ferisar: more like c word ry
Ferisar: ivy asleep
e_bloc: baton rogue is a banger though
Vinewood_OG: Did it stick the landing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought about a hurricane or earthquake
saucemaster5000: hee hee
Ferisar: gottem
e_bloc: she's out getting baptized
BeefcakeEmperor: (Everything's totally cool I just wanted to see the dance again xD)
lochnessseammonster: i only did the cha cha slide
MacbethSeemsSus: Cupid shuffle's engraved in my brain
BusTed: just having a nap
Shurtal: I can't hear anything other than, "You are my daaad (you're my dad!) boogie woogie woogie"
BusTed: shhh
Ferisar: rp walking
MacbethSeemsSus: Be very quiet. We're hunting monsters
paulthemapguy: All I can think of is "you are my dad, you're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!" /vine brainrot
Shurtal: @paulthemapguy same braincell
e_bloc: some legends of the hidden temple shit
Khasi1596: estoy poopin!
paulthemapguy: Holy shit @Shurtal for real haha
e_bloc: no that shit was rigged
calculated_uncertainties: That game was so hard, though
Fanklok: Are the other competitors children?
MacbethSeemsSus: Lower case athlete
e_bloc: until some 35 year old extra jumps out and you don't have an amulet
Shurtal: I mean, you can TOTALLY throw off the aholes that pop out the walls and try to tackle you
ghyllnox: Damn I wanna see Adam on Wipeout now
jimber_jam: american gladiators?
RealGamerCow: I would like to see Adam on American Gladiators
Khasi1596: you cannot wipeout. that stuff is apparently waaaay harder than it looks
Shurtal: They need to bring back Double Dare
Nigouki: Ninja Warrior becomes like 98% about grip
ghyllnox: Next LIVE?
Seth_Erickson: could you Takeshi's Castle?
betweenmyself:
Adam would clear the Shrine of the Silver Monkey with minimal confusion
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the kind of theatre kid I was that a much cooler kid in a small production taught me the Wop and I suggested and got it used sped up HUGELY to folk music as the after intermission dance for a production because we all thought it was hilarious
lochnessseammonster:
i would be so bad but it would be fun
Ferisar: what about roman gladiators
paulthemapguy: well we got our next LoadingReadyLive planned out now
BusTed: couldn't take a tennis ball being fired at you
Ferisar: that was basically pro wrestling
e_bloc: you'd have to do a few cycles to catch up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also a huge number of rapid pull ups and stuff
lochnessseammonster: my balance is so bad
SnackPak_: I know someone who was on wipe out and they broke their neck
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Fanklok: There's a Junji Ito game show????????
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnackPak_ o.0
e_bloc: and free steroids
BusTed: Guts
SnackPak_: @Thefluffiestguineapig they're fine
Shurtal: Nickelodeon GUTZ
e_bloc: bruh thats for kids
lochnessseammonster: uh oh
betweenmyself: let’s get you guys on Takeshi’s Castle
e_bloc: at 6 feet you would get up that in like 15 seconds
paulthemapguy: Global Guts
Seth_Erickson: yeah but what if two of the kids are crying
Ferisar: "welcome to the real world pal"
BusTed: Not to mention a piece of the aggro crag
e_bloc: leonidus kick the kid off the aggro crag
MacbethSeemsSus: All expense? Including the arcade games?
paulthemapguy: I know we'd be competing against actual children lol
Vinewood_OG: "You're in here with BONESAW!"
itsr67: those kids are getting destroyed
Shurtal: INfinite Ski-ball? I'm causing childhood trauma, tyvm
Thefluffiestguineapig: All expenses paid trip for all of LRR? That's free Live right there
TheAlanHeffley: 90s Nick game shows is always for a trip to space camp
paulthemapguy: Your glorious victory is rewarded with a trip to Mechanical Rat Pizza and Child Casino? Raw deal
Fanklok: "Today's competitors are Ashley, she's 13 and in grade 8, Johnny, he's 14 also in grade 8 and Adam, he's 42 and a half-giant"
calculated_uncertainties: @TheAlanHeffley you say that like that isn't a good prize!
e_bloc: elephants jump higher than this guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc For reference I don't believe elephants can physiologically joke
MacbethSeemsSus: This metal diving suit is made of tissue paper
Ferisar: play, of the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: gaaaaaaaaaameplay
betweenmyself:
with all the green screen time you have under your belt, the safe bet is to do Nick Arcade
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig correct, like the original version of mario, or a rugby player being tackled
e_bloc: I watched a lot of onlyconnect this weekend
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Ok, I'm glad my brain didn't fail me
Seth_Erickson: Northernlion rewatched some of those recently
lochnessseammonster:
BusTed: hooray
e_bloc: The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one!
BusTed:
e_bloc: cable guy rules
lochnessseammonster: my friend once tried to set me up with someone who was a knight at medieval times
StrawdogG2: When I was a child I was on Video Arcade Top 10 and won a trip to Medieval Times. It was sweet.
lochnessseammonster: she started with "how do you feel about long hair"
Fanklok: When I went our knight won and he killed the bad guy
Seth_Erickson: we're in the presence of a celebrity
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't doxx
SnackPak_: a celebrity!
lochnessseammonster:
saucemaster5000: I went to medieval times and disneyland in the same day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not doxx yourself
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 luxury
itira: brag about it
e_bloc: I'll probably be shot at some point
itomeshi: @saucemaster5000 why?
saucemaster5000: I'm more high pitched than that
StrawdogG2: It's not really doxxing. But it was Pikmen.
kimmibeans: I went to Medeival Times for the first time for my BFF's bachelorette party. It was AWESOME
UtilityPunk: Canadians just have West Edmonton Mall and Speedsters to look forward to
saucemaster5000: @itomeshi they are like right next to each other in anaheim
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did it take any of you health upgrades out?
betweenmyself: GC
MacbethSeemsSus: Pikmen 1 was Cube
itomeshi: @saucemaster5000 I guess... but I figure I could spend all day at disney
GasCityGaming: Fuddruckers was the burger joint, ruckers was the arcade
StrawdogG2: I would've gotten first but I forgot how to throw them to get the engine piece. And yeah, Gamecube. It was my first time playing haha
Fanklok: Ashley Burch is the voice of Tiny Tina
e_bloc: ostrich burgers at fuddruckers
saucemaster5000: @itomeshi it was part of a trip for my high school band, it was just how the time worked out. Plus we had two days for disneyland
NoxStryx: Fuddruckers is my curse word replacement
ButButTheJesus: Ashly Burch is also Aloy in Horizon
Rhynerd: there was a couple fuddruckers in my area once. closed down before I could try the placd
Vinewood_OG:
e_bloc: so true
paulthemapguy: hell yeah Ashly Burch
lochnessseammonster:
itomeshi:
@saucemaster5000 ah, ok... that's slightly less crazy
Shurtal: like a shibboleth?
SnackPak_: ostrich burgers at fuddruckers works for TMNT theme
Rhynerd: alas, now it’s $5 chicken sandwich time
StrawdogG2: Before the show we all got to practice backstage and the other group of kids got to play Smash Bros. I'm not sure if I would have done better with that one.
MacbethSeemsSus: Did the game briefly speed up?
Jennie_Fuchsia: fuddruckers sounds great in a Boston accent
Fanklok: who upo ruckin they fudds?
GasCityGaming: I put my Vi-co in my bunny-hug and went to the game
lochnessseammonster:
i went out with my sister for galentines and the waiter kept calling water wa wa and she was getting so mad
Shurtal: as much as i dislike family guy, i catch myself saying "You know wha ti haven't had in a long time? Big League Chew" More often than i'd have ever expected
saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster I would definitely sideeye that
MacbethSeemsSus: They're all going to wake up at once
saucemaster5000: > - >
paulthemapguy: Family Guy had some occasional bangers
itira: @lochnessseammonster thats really awkward... lolol
saucemaster5000: a waiter doing babyspeak at me is not okay
lochnessseammonster:
yeah
SnackPak_: eww
Shurtal: Get some wa wa in your ba bas?
itira:
yeah thats fucked
lochnessseammonster: it was bad but kinda hilarious
Thefluffiestguineapig: An adult doing that is not ok
Mollylele: gotta wash down these num nums
SnackPak_: wa was all around
MacbethSeemsSus: Can I get some wa wa in this Wawa?
Strebenherz: oh no we've spread it
saucemaster5000: would you wike a widdle appoootizie?
Omthebox: Woopsie felld oer
GasCityGaming: here come your num nums!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lochnessseammonster Was it only hilarious due to your sister's reaction?
lochnessseammonster: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes
paulthemapguy: some people let pupper speak bleed into their everyday vernacular
lochnessseammonster: and he was not being condescending, just like annoying goofball
Mollylele: waitress i would like to know when the plane is arriving (holds mouth open expectantly)
saucemaster5000: the waiter is almost never the one to blame
Seth_Erickson: they'd need to be especially rude for me to get mad at a waiter
hieroglyphica: I've certainly been disappointed
saucemaster5000: @Mollylele help I would quit
Fanklok: I wasn't happy with my server one time when she took our order and then disappeared for 45 minutes
glitched_goddess: The only time I’ve ever been mad at a waiter was when they directly called me a slur
hieroglyphica: The other day I got spicy sauce instead of ranch on my burger and I was just mildly sad. Probably I could send it back but eh
Shurtal: i once sat in the pull off for KFC for 40 minutes because they forgot they told me to pull up. I got a whole cake out of it
GasCityGaming: I've been in line at wal-mart and hear people complaining about not enough check out people, i remind them it's wal marts fault for not giving enough labour, not the checkers
MacbethSeemsSus: I mention it mostly because that normally means it's for another table.
ghyllnox: I have, but I'm vegetarian, and sometimes people don't get the "veggie patty" or "without the chicken" part of the order
mckblitz: Only time I ever sent something back is when I ordered "spicy nachos" and got sloppy joe meat on there
e_bloc: once a waiter told us the drinks were $7 until a certain time and then after everyone got drunk the bill came and they were like $13
theambivalentagender: The one time I was ever mad at a waiter, I was at a sushi place and specifically asked if there was a nonspicy option for a dish (and it was cool if there wasnt), they still brought me the spicy version and the waitress told me I could "just eat it"
Jennie_Fuchsia: once my party didn’t get any drinks and we had been there an hour and asked 3x. the drinks were on the bill. it was not busy or understaffed.
e_bloc: we did not pay for those
hieroglyphica: Yeah I'll speak up for charge mistakes
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: we recently went out for sushi for my dad's birthday and ended up waiting 90 minutes for rolls that had obvious sat out for 30 of them
hieroglyphica: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa so sad!
lochnessseammonster: speaking of crispy
Thefluffiestguineapig: As long as you're reasonable about it, sure
ContingentCat: As long as you're polite about it yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: Just don't be dick when returning it
ErynTzun: My friend got chicken that was still frozen on the inside, we could see the crystals. I don't even know how one messes up that bad.
saucemaster5000: worst I got was a worm in a guacamole order
glitched_goddess: some food phrases are vague
itsr67: fair
ghyllnox: Oh, I don't like the straw
e_bloc: so dis-strawed
Mollylele: gotta get this man one of those drink helmets
saucemaster5000: two straws no drink top
Seth_Erickson: if it's something that needs a fork or spoon I also get unreasonably upset if they don't provide
hieroglyphica: I once got an entire takeout of pad Thai and pad see ew and they forgot to sauce it? I did go back for that like... these need sauce
Seth_Erickson: the required eater
lochnessseammonster: the toitles
glitched_goddess: ok bender
Juliamon: dude, I will take no straw over paper straw EVERY TIME
rosesmcgee: Nobody bad mouths the turtles
saucemaster5000: shredder here -- I like our future
jimber_jam: we have a huge strategic reserve of straws because a nearby fast foods place regularly gives double straws for some reason
hypergirlie_hyperpop: I have a friend who carries a washable straw that screws together
MacbethSeemsSus: I've got a set of metal straws at home from work. Worth it
BusTed: stoppin' power
Vinewood_OG: Here you can throw this away.
e_bloc: straw is only required for milkshake
betweenmyself:
went to a fast food place and ordered some tendies, asked if I wanted sauce I said “no thanks”, dude says “you gonna eat it dry?”, “yup”, “you SURE?”, “yup”… Got my order, they threw in ten sauce packets
Thefluffiestguineapig: I use plastic straws as cat toys in the local shelter I volunteer at
glitched_goddess: my wife can’t physically use paper straws
omdorastrix: The soda cups at wendys now don't need straws
BusTed: *fwoop*
saucemaster5000: just in case you need to do a tracheotomy
Vinewood_OG: Plastic cup. Plastic lid. Paper straw. What are we doing here?
rosesmcgee: didn't someone fall down and die with a metal straw in their mouth?
ghyllnox: If you haven't been trained (in the US) yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because you can throw them away, they love the paper and making it skid across the floor
SnackPak_: we know...
omdorastrix: CPR breaks ribs - so yeah
dutchmoose: There's some US states where it's illegal for a restaurant to give a straw unless it's requested
e_bloc: I have never even read about that
glitched_goddess: happened to me five times today
MacbethSeemsSus: Ambulance chaser is sadly a subset of lawyers for a reason.
gibbousm: Depends on locality. What are the applicable "Good Samaritan" Laws
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Sometimes insurance companies require a lawsuit on the record even if it doesn't go anywhere. Insurance companies are the bane of existence
e_bloc: now CPR break whatever you want
thatguysteve2709: It's why I just watch
e_bloc: if you're doing CPR they're dead already
rosesmcgee: Suing each other is the only way we can make a living down here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Veterinarians have so many rules about things due to protecting themselves from lawsuits
glitched_goddess: has there been any more story?
Fanklok: @Sapphic_Shenanigans I fucking hate the insurance industry, what other thing on earth's sole profit directive is NOT providing the service they;re for
Thefluffiestguineapig: But a lot of them still break the rules because people are overworked and they won't hire people outside of their super narrow requirements because I guess they aren't desperate enough yet?
Shurtal: as of a couple years ago, all states have some variation of Good Samaritan laws now, so we got that going for us
e_bloc: cats tho
hieroglyphica: I actually use a LRR telescoping metal straw, it's pretty banging
BusTed: haha
lochnessseammonster: the roof roof
omdorastrix: I understand Ben's position - but there's also the argument that it's not really the straw but the way we, as a society, handles our garbage
GasCityGaming: was a kickstarter
GasCityGaming: I have one too
rosesmcgee: Moon base kickstarter?
e_bloc: fun fact my insurance denied my ability to get an mri on the mass on my pituitary and the hospital stay for when I had a seizure
gibbousm: Idk. Ask Beej?
hieroglyphica: I'm pretty sure it was a
BusTed: The moonbase travel kit thing?
hieroglyphica: Reward?
OmegaPlatinum: It was in the goodie bag from the Moonbase kickstarter
Juliamon: It was in the Moonbase kit
Dog_of_Myth:
ErynTzun: Disabled folks sometimes need a certain kind of straw that is bendy. You cannot refuse to give a straw. Glass and metal straws are not the answer to that.
lochnessseammonster:
Juliamon: so you DID sell them
gibbousm: I've got a Moonbase utensil kit
ButButTheJesus:
ayyyyy
hieroglyphica: Yeah the moonbase travel kit
Strebenherz: i got the mug!
lochnessseammonster: oh yeah i gotta watch that
Strebenherz: new panalysts is great
Strebenherz: two eps in so far
Strebenherz: !patreon
glitched_goddess: @ErynTzun wifey just has her own straw because she gets paper straws she can’t use so often
Strebenherz: !store
shendaras:
NoxStryx: Host by molly lewis, who is basically LRRs ashley burch
Vinewood_OG: Stream team showdown for a Live panalysts....
e_bloc: just mail cash directly to the moonbase
MacbethSeemsSus: There are many ways to Capitalism
ContingentCat: !patreon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun Paper straws will also dissolve and that is not the answer to that. I am of the belief that people should be able to get functionally a prescription for those dumb straws. My godmother with Parkinsons has this issue
niccus: give $5 to these folks in person
neisan2112: Its 9
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Gekyouryuu: Re9uiem
Fanklok: What about the DLC for 8?
Fanklok: A very exciting character returns
Astramentha: There’s always just dropping money in the PayPal
Ferisar: resinent vile
e_bloc: thanks alien
BusTed: bada bum bump
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream 
SnackPak_: thats a good sans
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you or Talking Sim end up with Platform 8?
itira:
Ferisar: help him
niccus: i didnt know you could speak in comic sans
Strebenherz:
mulligan2six: Almost as good as the dolphin
Vinewood_OG: Wellll...
BusTed: wow
lochnessseammonster:
BusTed: reductive
TheMrFraser: who invited a Krusha to the stream?
itira:
MacbethSeemsSus: Pretty sure that's a Spanish dolphin
lochnessseammonster:
hell yeah
Juliamon: yee haw shark time
shendaras:
🦈
Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems like a "paninni" moment
e_bloc: oh hell yeah
Fanklok: I hope they don't get souped
BusTed: definitely getting souped
RatherLargeToad: and get poisoned by soup a lot, I hear
BusTed: nice
e_bloc: oh yeah I've seen this
e_bloc: it should be good and chaotic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh so you should be great at this
Nigouki: I hope there's some onion related spell
Juliamon: boy howdy is there
MacbethSeemsSus: Might be some Xbox news
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig absolutely people need to be able use what works for them
e_bloc: !clip
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Juliamon: they could do the whole episode on the Xbox thing alone
n3ther:
just a reminder... for this one guy
Fanklok: I should go to bed but Travincal is the terror zone
neisan2112: Ayyyy LIVE
glitched_goddess: they were like “you know what we should do to fuck with Adam?”
Kramburger: Honest, hardworking live
e_bloc: thighs to watermelons
lochnessseammonster: you're sandwich making was so great
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
KWardJenx:
100
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Aren't you one of the peepaws?
virgil82: Ben why?
e_bloc: you know what they call a boomer shooter in france
NoxStryx: Boomer with cheese
BusTed:
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream!
e_bloc: gotta support the podcast
lochnessseammonster:
lochnessseammonster: love it
lochnessseammonster:
night gamers
protojman:
Dog_of_Myth:
Gekyouryuu: See You Nope Tuesday
KWardJenx: Wait? What did they say to us?
lochnessseammonster:
shendaras:
MacbethSeemsSus:
ButButTheJesus: poor Spoops
Juliamon: woo, now to go watch kittens bein born
GasCityGaming: beep bop beep
Vinewood_OG: Need the constant gamr siren.
Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon kibbity!
Strebenherz: @Juliamon babby!
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