Friday Night Paper Fight || Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Draft

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 SolarBlitz1: Had my prerelease earlier today chat, and manaed to go 6-0 for the first time! Super fun set, despite my early misgivings
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: let’s see some paper fighting!
DideRobot: LRR: This evening on the Friday Night Paper Fight we’re drafting 🎵 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🎵 | Did you sing along with the title? I bet you did 😝 | Anyways, come watch, we crave your attention. | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116145342897269373
 NotCainNorAbel: hahahaa
 Gekyouryuu: is it muted or am i?
 Dog_of_Myth: Room mic?
 underhill33: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 MrSarkhan: Paul jumpscare!
 DeM0nFiRe: You're drafting the ninja turtles? Like into a war?!?
rosiedog88: did wheeler get new glasses?
 MarkovDescendant: Loved the new Olympics update video Graham!
 Gekyouryuu: wasn't tonight going to be 8 person draft? or did I just hear wrong?
 FPNY41: TORTLES!
 e_bloc: this is our fault
 shendaras: 
 gualdhar: oh hey they pulled Cam from his Marathon prep
 RockPusher:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: there are . . . eight. . . drafters
MWGNZ:    
Mindfire13: Is that famous Olympic Mascot and Logo YouTuber Graham Stark?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
stnrwzrd: who's the judge tonight ??
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46482ac04745.jpg
 MrSarkhan:   
  RayFK: what a marathon of a joke
 SolarBlitz1: Perfect, No notes
EvilBadman: Saved room for TWO jesuses. Jesuii?
 hd_dabnado: there are 5 lights
rosiedog88: @LoadingReadyRun did wheeler get new glasses
 Voidhawk42: Lightning fast there Cam 
 BrowneePointz: For the folks who haven’t looked into the draft format: BW Sneak, UG Mutagen, UR Artifacts, GB Disappear, RW Alliance Go-Wide
 e_bloc: turtles all the way down
 FPNY41: Mono White, Mono Red, Five Color Good Stuff, 40 Lands
EvilBadman: Oops all shredders
 realbadatthis_: Only Krangs
 RockPusher: Chinese food by the trough‽
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 UtilityPunk: I could go for a feedbag of noodles right now
 gualdhar: chow trough sounds amazing
 SolarBlitz1: RW was the combo that served me very well just today
 e_bloc: my favorite archtype is "two colors, opened a bonus sheet jitte"
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmusedLivelyCodSuperVinlin-Sh1vwRvuW6tPhkaA
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 BrowneePointz: Krang is their most powerful villain
ItsThugDimmadome: No Casey?
 SolarBlitz1: Why is Casey not invited to the fun club?
 gualdhar: Splinter couldn't free himself from the Rat King
 e_bloc: the universe where krang and splinter switched places
ItsThugDimmadome: What about Venus?
 RockPusher: [Normal Draft]
 e_bloc: six pack pick 15
 BrowneePointz: @itsthugdimmadome Jennika is more the official 5th Turtle. they brought Venus back but she’s a lil different now from just being the girl turtle
Orxolon: pick Megatron xD
ekplayscards: happy friday chat
  RayFK: Graham is a skater boy, he says see you later boy
ekplayscards: @RayFK 
  RayFK: hey EK
 BrowneePointz: they were gay in the zoo BEFORE mutating!
 BrowneePointz: also, if you try to tell me those two aren’t boyfriends you’re lying
stnrwzrd: only WE get paul
ekplayscards: I have absolutely no sense of time or day right now but im doing okay ty for asking 
 RockPusher: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
  RayFK: so how quickly can we derail chat into talking about Marathon?
  Juliamon: our own private Paul
 FauksStarling: "This is Bill the Rhino. Totally a mutant and not just an angry rhino."
 Doc_Layzah: Half rhino and the other half also rhino
Delmsh: My LRR toque is supposed to be arriving in just a couple hours
ItsThugDimmadome: @BrowneePointz Thanks
  RayFK: Robots hurt me, that is my learnings
  Pywodwagon: Serge said that like a bad word
SmashTCG: wow, why did you say "destiny players" like some sort of insult
 Vinewood_OG: Something was that built in Antireal engine?
 e_bloc: tough life
 FauksStarling: @SmashTCG As a Destiny player... it is.
 RockPusher: RIP Cameron, he will be missed
 niccus: the first kilometer has been good, let's see if it's the whole marathon
 Vinewood_OG: o7
 gualdhar: Cam, would you *like us* to yell at you for liking it?
ekplayscards: i like the neon-ness
 rosesmcgee: The UI designers also thought it was cool
 SolarBlitz1: Is someons mic rubbing, or the connector not quite seated right?
convoyash: cannot wait for the lrr rom com anime.
SmashTCG: true
 BrowneePointz: Jennika also is Bi and has a Goth Pig Mutant GF named Sheena who is the lead singer for a Heavy Metal Band. (she is also in the set)
SmashTCG: also you get achevos that have lore AND cosmetics
 niccus: wait, so is marathon parkour or menus?
  RayFK: The answer was both yes and it didn't take long
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 glitched_goddess: Sheena is not named after the Ramones song, apparently.
 gualdhar: but can menu unlock new parkour?
 BrowneePointz: yea there’s a percussive mic pop happening. not sure if there’s a low battery/loose connection
 gualdhar: oooooooooh
 dagoth__ur_: the phone app for backpack hero is fun
SmashTCG: i really like that if your having a bad time, you cant just run it back with a quickloaded Sponsored loadout
SmashTCG: its got garbage gear but its already sorted and good to go
 Vinewood_OG: To stay off drugs.
 rosesmcgee: Revenge, originally
  RayFK: Is that common a turtle?
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz Haven't heard that myself. Is it my mic?
 e_bloc: are you sure
  RayFK: Hmm
EvilBadman: Someone added cogwork librarian back
  Pywodwagon: I think common stuff changed with we moved to play boosters
 BrowneePointz: can’t quite tell Paul. it’s like electrical interference fuzz that’s pulsingz can’t quite tell if it’s a specific mic
 BrowneePointz: might be Serge
 BrowneePointz: April!
 BusTed: agree
 BusTed: 
 e_bloc: april
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 AdamYMHMI: go left
ekplayscards: 
 Vinewood_OG: Dig up!
 e_bloc: I will still make a choice if it means nothing
 BrowneePointz: one of the best arts in the set on that uncommon Graham
 e_bloc: lets talk about the reserved list
  RayFK: #wotcstaff so that double common is probably an instance of the "wildcard" slot
  Pywodwagon: Double Checked; play boosters have a wildcard slot that can be any card in the set, including cards in other spots in the set
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz is it constantly happening? I'm not hearing anything at the moment
ghyllnox: I just heard some pops as well fwiw
 glitched_goddess: it’s on the same sheet next to settle the wreckage
 Vinewood_OG:  
 NotCainNorAbel: @RayFK that sounds like 'house rule' reasoning
 e_bloc: its very good at its job
nyc_mtg: oh snap we’re drafting fancy nyc cards
ekplayscards: okay but kids next door ruled
 RockPusher: Paul the mic thing sounds like it is only happening when there is audio - sounds like some form of gating or processing introducing a faint static pop
 gualdhar: what bonus sheet? there's no bonus sheet. why would you play around cards that don't exist?
ghyllnox: Yeah it's not limited to when one person is talking vs another
 Vinewood_OG: You Krang?
 BusTed: 😬
 BrowneePointz: what Rockpusher said. it’s only happening during audio. seems person agnostic
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 e_bloc: I'll miss Cameron
 Vinewood_OG: Tinactin might help
 BrowneePointz: GOONGALA!
Boltarion: 07
 e_bloc: fuck
 jacqui_lantern234: but which is it, soup or shredder?! 
 Vinewood_OG: "He's still alive? lol"
 e_bloc: all i want is alt art super shredder and it's nash as diesel
 BrowneePointz: his promo art looks like Kevin Nash from the movie Graham
 glitched_goddess: imagine if New York was real
 hallowentaco: what’s happened to Cameron?
sam_newey: in the promo shredder is holding his quad
 e_bloc: yeah card 285 looks a lot like him in the movie
 glitched_goddess: Kevin Nash is still alive? lol
 BrowneePointz: his actual name is Mashima I think
 BrowneePointz: but he is a Foot Mystic
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz oh, i love him in the Yakuza games! 
 e_bloc: kevin nash is one of the few wrestlers that didn't end up with a crippling addiction (that we know of)
 BrowneePointz: https://cards.scryfall.io/art_crop/front/a/6/a6000825-81bd-4deb-b115-c52c7890de2a.jpg?1769610298
 Mr_Horrible: forgot this was early, saw the stream, and thought "Oh dear god how is it already past 5?"
 e_bloc: opening collector boosters and lol arcbound ravager
 RockPusher: 
noSmokeFire: ian.wav
 Vinewood_OG: Sickos at the window
nyc_mtg: oughhhh
 e_bloc: I thought Adam had that on command
 Mr_Horrible: Mikey's saying "Hello" like the speaking stones there
 realbadatthis_: "Sorry, all I got is french starmie"
 Vinewood_OG: Paul in the rafters, with a baseball bat
 Mr_Horrible: "Damn, wheeler holding up the table"
 SolarBlitz1: Lights come on, Wheeler has just been hit with a pizza
 FauksStarling: "It's always been a 5 player draft."
 e_bloc: shrug and go find a garbage bag
 Mr_Horrible: might be fire, c'mon
 Mr_Horrible: you know this
nyc_mtg: ock 1 pick 1
 frameshifty: my deck, she is-a sick
 RockPusher: That's a good rat
 BrowneePointz: it’s baby Splinter!
 Vinewood_OG: If found, please call....
nyc_mtg: can’t forget the turt, neva neva neva
 e_bloc: 10000%
 RockPusher:  
 BrowneePointz: it’s baby splinter cuz he  has the same fur pattern as Splinter from the 2012 cartoon
 Vinewood_OG: Segue.
 e_bloc: with that scene?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
RegularSir: SANGWHICH
 e_bloc: interesting choice
 Bugberry: "in front of my salad!?"
 SolarBlitz1: Wangwich
 jacqui_lantern234: dongwich
 RockPusher: The Full Dong Lunch Special
 gsyhiap: Never go full dong.
zombub: Is this a pick 2 format?
 RockPusher: 
 e_bloc: only pull out enough to win
 BrowneePointz: Also at least ONE person has opened a Lorwyn Promo in their TMNT kit which both makes absolute sense but is also DEEPLY funny
EvilBadman: It is only a wafer this wang
EvilBadman: thing*
 Vinewood_OG: I used to druve bt a market called Hung Dong.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bugberry: "penis, hold the balls"
 Vinewood_OG: 
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi wheeler that got me
 e_bloc: is diet penis ok?
 SolarBlitz1: Dong of the day
 BrowneePointz: Overcooked dick DOES make sense in the UK
 UtilityPunk: This pickle is breaded
 Vinewood_OG: Mt dew or Crab Juice?
 e_bloc: depends
  Juliamon: Shareable
 jacqui_lantern234: @e_bloc sorry, best i can do is gock 
 BrowneePointz: You could even eat a whole bag of them!
nyc_mtg: gay new yorker at the deli: ayo,
EvilBadman: Hors d'ong
 e_bloc: and what drink pairs with penis
 RaginCaucaJhin: Me leaving the date in 2016 rapidly trying to stuff the unlimited penis into my bag. "I'm sorry I have to go"
 BrowneePointz: that joke really came to a head
 MrHotBinJuice: this one's gonna WHAT
 Vinewood_OG:   
 Mr_Horrible: "How is this vegan? Surely it's mislabeled."
 KaleidoscopeMind: but G doesn't drive?
 Vinewood_OG: It's been a great channel.
ItsThugDimmadome: "Can I get mine with a left curve?"
 KaleidoscopeMind: how is he taking them home?
 e_bloc: oh this is free-range penis, corn-fed
 Mr_Horrible: @ItsThugDimmadome none penis, left curve
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible surely the consent of the dong haver would make it vegan 
 RaginCaucaJhin: @ItsThugDimmadome Sorry, the chef is out today
 Vinewood_OG: I ordered that TO GO.
ItsThugDimmadome: @Mr_Horrible Ah, dang it was right there.
 RaginCaucaJhin: I feel ashamed as well
 RockPusher: Feeling like a little something extra? Try it à la mode.
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 I suppose that would at least imply exploitation-free, hmm...
 RaginCaucaJhin: Ironic considering the subject matter
 e_bloc: its locally sourced from downtown and old town
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 RaginCaucaJhin: @e_bloc Fresh never frozen?
 Vinewood_OG: @e_bloc Sorry, it's lousy with uptown funk.
 e_bloc: served the same day it is caught.  bar to plate
 jacqui_lantern234: @Vinewood_OG ok, that fuckin got me XD
 Vinewood_OG: @jacqui_lantern234 
 RaginCaucaJhin: @Vinewood_OG I Hate all these chefs that wash all of the flavor away before cooking
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 BrowneePointz: So chat, Pokemon actually having a 5 year dev cycle for their next Game. what a breath of fresh air!
 e_bloc: if you order your penis anything over medium rare I don't respect you
 RaginCaucaJhin: @e_bloc But dad, what if they ask for it well done?
 realbadatthis_: @e_bloc Sorry, I get might well dong
 e_bloc: @RaginCaucaJhin you're gonna get a mummified penis
 e_bloc: @realbadatthis_ okay you win
 Vinewood_OG: @RaginCaucaJhin We only serve medium well, at best.
 RaginCaucaJhin: I prefer mine smoked, or well... spit roasted I suppose.
 e_bloc: well hung
 BrowneePointz: I still find it deeply funny there’s a very well loved Laotian & Viet restaurant in Des Moines, IA named Pho King
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 BrowneePointz: and a Chinese place called A Dong
 BrowneePointz: and no I’m not joking
 RaginCaucaJhin: @BrowneePointz Gave up trying to save the conversation huh?
 Vinewood_OG: Patreon dot com
 BrowneePointz: I was trying to swerve the convo but chat has gone all Cockeyed
 e_bloc: your donations at patreon dot com allow for wheeler to make chat talk about dong for half an hour
 RaginCaucaJhin: @BrowneePointz Reminds me of the PJO series and the Hoover Dam
 e_bloc: don't ask about the stretch goal
 RaginCaucaJhin: @BrowneePointz Sometimes the best way out is through
 BrowneePointz: Living Legacy
 BrowneePointz: from NEO
 RaginCaucaJhin: Suki's from Avatar
 BrowneePointz: Can’t think of her name
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that tracks
 RaginCaucaJhin: Its satsuki right?
 raulghoulia: I also think its satsuki
RegularSir: Its black lotus duh!
GegitRest: satsukl the living lore
GegitRest: dadamn too slow
 BrowneePointz: her name is May lol
 BrowneePointz: A Djinn?
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 James_the_Dabbler: Nice
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 Dog_of_Myth: Aetherborn
 RaginCaucaJhin: What Toph did immediately after the kyoshi tribe all wanted to get with Sokka
 James_the_Dabbler: It's pikachu!
 BrowneePointz: oh wow the resolution of that art was REAL hard to see the art cleanly
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, forgot the name
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 James_the_Dabbler: Fuck!
 ghizmou: there was still vanilla creatures back then
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: The Crab!
 KaleidoscopeMind: crab!
 e_bloc: vanilla creatures?  in my non-base set?
 RaginCaucaJhin: Yarr
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePointz: is this the one that makes a map?
 BrowneePointz: oh nvm jumpstart
 RaginCaucaJhin: Gotta love the 0-4's
 James_the_Dabbler: Crab with a big ass
johnnylongtorso: he always wins crabass
 ghizmou: is that my girl nahiri
terminaltractor: Sayterd
terminaltractor: Ssayterd cunning
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 BrowneePointz: I knew it was THB and had escape
 BrowneePointz: that’s it lol
 BrowneePointz: me on an acid trip
terminaltractor: Glimmer Bell...?
 BrowneePointz: some gomazoa?
 RaginCaucaJhin: @James_the_Dabbler Brennan?
 Dog_of_Myth: Ikoria?
 BrowneePointz: oh Ikoria
johnnylongtorso: jellymental
 e_bloc: crabazoa or something
terminaltractor: Ha, gotem
 IbunWest: 
 ghizmou: you're good at this @terminaltractor
 RaginCaucaJhin: @e_bloc Squidward on a bad day
 BrowneePointz: Tibalt!
 ghizmou: tibby
 Dog_of_Myth: Tibalt
terminaltractor: Tibalt
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 e_bloc: war uncommon pw
 BrowneePointz: rakish
 BrowneePointz: ribs
GaijinTree: Mmm m m
 BrowneePointz: tibs
 UtilityPunk: Rakish Instigator
 RaginCaucaJhin: Karlach and Astarions lovechild!
 UtilityPunk: Or Alligator
johnnylongtorso: give me something from Homelands or Fallen Empires
 IbunWest: i could go for some rakish ribs
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 RaginCaucaJhin: Tha mOOON
 RaginCaucaJhin: wait no
 Dog_of_Myth: Sorcery I think
 RaginCaucaJhin: sad
terminaltractor: No idea
 BrowneePointz: Kaldheim?
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm wrong
 BrowneePointz: eyyy called it
 Bugberry: how to start a riot!
 RaginCaucaJhin: Lets start a riot
 Dog_of_Myth: Riot!
terminaltractor: HEY! Riot!
 Manitu_25: hey: RIOT!
 realbadatthis_: lester ryan
 RockPusher: That seems like an important lesson
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i like that the riot lesson is apparently a press bodyslam
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: how to start a riot: hit someone with the rock bottom
 BrowneePointz: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan he picks the dude up in the middle of the yard, yells hey riot, then yeets him
 BrowneePointz: I don’t remember if he is yote AT someone or yote at the GROUND
 Vinewood_OG: The deep breath before the plunge
 ghizmou: such incredible models
 n3ther: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Scarf
terminaltractor: Love the scarves
Sealtest: wendys chili?
 ReachW: hat! and scrf!
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 rosesmcgee: High fashion
ItsThugDimmadome: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan S tier username
 RockPusher: Mug full o warm
terminaltractor: Peak Fashion
  Juliamon: and someone's mic HATES it
SmashTCG: many noise
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @ItsThugDimmadome thank ya 
 NotCainNorAbel: Store has mud; NotCainNorAbel has mug
 glitched_goddess: has anyone made a “fool of a toque” joke yet?
 BrowneePointz: So the electrical pops are definitely happening while Serge talks but I can’t tell if it’s a mic pack or room pack
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 RockPusher: it's not rubbing
 e_bloc: love Adam's dedication
 thraximore: it's... ticking?
SmashTCG: something is breaking
 RockPusher: Something about Serge's transmitter seems off
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its like a ticking sound
 gualdhar: yeah that popping noise is still happening
SmashTCG: its a pop
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, I'm hearing the popping
ItsThugDimmadome: "Chilly in the North" in the warmest winter city.
 NotCainNorAbel: Traditional who goes first: argument
 n3ther: oh that's a neat alternative to flipping a coin
 ghizmou: it s neater, but also more expansive
 gualdhar: still popping
 e_bloc: oh
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  LRRbot: Endless Foot Assault [2W] | Enchantment | Squad {1}{W} / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.
  LRRbot: Donatello, the Brains [2U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead. / Partner—Character select
Mai_Andra: scarf !
  LRRbot: Kitsune, Dragon's Daughter [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Fox Warlock Avatar [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Kitsune enters or deals combat damage to a player, you may exchange control of two other target creatures controlled by different players.
 e_bloc: how much is endless foot assault
 BusTed: solid
 Desdae: Sword of Sinew and Steel is pretty cool
 jacqui_lantern234: dragons dogma ballz 
 IbunWest: i love dragons dogma
 thraximore: popping is still happening, weird
  LRRbot: Northampton Farm | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Exile target creature you own. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card exiled with this land to the battlefield under your control. Return each other card exiled with this land to its owner's hand.
 jacqui_lantern234: ill see myself out
Mai_Andra: dang... I got got by the early start time again... 
  LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
  LRRbot: April O'Neil, Hacktivist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [1/5] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn.
  LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
  LRRbot: Teleportation Circle [3W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact or creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 jacqui_lantern234: i vote for cori
Poggifers_LRR: Adam wins
 e_bloc: I'm not a foot guy but I'm going for Adam
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam has my vote
Garbage_Collectr: cori
 ShittyThePirate: cori
SmashTCG: something is still popping
Khalstrom: Adam
terminaltractor: Teleportation Circle is a sick card
SnowBuddy18: Adam
drcthulu: Adam has my vote
 raulghoulia: cori
 yaknowlikemesa: adam
 MarkovDescendant: Cori
EvilBadman: what foil is Cori's April
 n3ther: 
 circusofkirkus: I vote for Paul
 e_bloc: simultaneous turn 1
luckyalien013: Cori
terminaltractor: Cori 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KWardJenx: Adam's got it on this one
luckyalien013: That teleportation circle is sick
 ph0enix__42:    
Garbage_Collectr: Teleportation circle is so sick. Opening it in a prerelease would be cool
 e_bloc: chat is purposefully chaotic
HesGotNoPants: adam
 wrapscalion: Adam
anhakha: Kathleen
 n3ther: ya they were about the same
EvilBadman: Cori has a JP card style
SoylentDoener: i vote for pedro
terminaltractor: Turtle is my spirit animal
johnnylongtorso: are you turtley enough for the turtle club?
  LRRbot: Genghis Frog [GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Mutant Rogue [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token.
 Bugberry: Adam is neither teenager, mutant or turtle.
 RockPusher: Shiny! 
  LRRbot: Mouser Foundry [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
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 Gekyouryuu: chat, currently at my Prerelease, my "promo" foil was a Technodrome, I opened a non-foil alt art Technodrome, the mythic mono-red Raph, Krang & Shredder, a foil Shark Shredder, South Wind Avatar... I think I'm gonna do fine
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: one Andrew from the teeming mass of humanity
  LRRbot: Ooze Spill [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Create a Mutagen token.
terminaltractor: @amillioncatsontypewriters Love your username 🤩
  LRRbot: Mutant Town | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @terminaltractor Thanks
  LRRbot: Mouser Mark III [1{U/R}] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | This creature can't attack unless you control another artifact.
  LRRbot: Chrome Dome [2] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0. / {5}: Create a token that's a copy of another target artifact you control. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
  LRRbot: Henchbots [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
   LoadingReadyRun: Ok, I think I see the issue with the mics. unfortunately the fix requires going offline for a couple of minutes. If it is tolerable, I'll wait until the next commercial break
terminaltractor: Chrome Dome is only 2 mana, what in the world is this power creep
 e_bloc: opened a doubling season and a splinter of the shadows in the same collector booster box, might actually break evenn
  LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 shoktile: Should Adam have two more robot tokens?
  LRRbot: Improvised Arsenal [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment. / Equip {R}
 shoktile: Now more? Or is that artifact under the pizza not the one I'm thinking of?
 ghizmou: cranial plating in red goes hard
 e_bloc: if there is a loving god Adam opened an arcbound ravager
johnnylongtorso: @shoktile that only creates a token when it enters or leaves
  LRRbot: April, Reporter of the Weird [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [2/2] | Whenever April deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards, then discard a card.
 shoktile: @johnnylongtorso Ah, I wasn't watching when he played it, I thought it was the rare that makes one on artifact cast, thanks!
  LRRbot: Brilliance Unleashed [4UR] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Brilliance Unleashed deals 5 damage to target creature. / • Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. Return it to the battlefield if it's an artifact creature card. Otherwise, return it to the battlefield and it's a 3/3 Robot artifact creature with flying.
 e_bloc: both it
 ghizmou: woah
 e_bloc: thats actually really sick
 Mr_Horrible: 3/3 *with* flying, somehow
 n3ther: worth all 6 mana for that spell
 gualdhar: guys I think Adam's deck is good
 e_bloc: brilliance
MajorFrostbyte: Adam lookin' pretty fly in his toque and scarf
 Lord_Hosk: Board wipe that does damage equal to CMC to each player?
 Mr_Horrible: it's like when the Terrans get the tech tree to make their barracks fly away
 realbadatthis_: goongala?
 e_bloc: if you are smart enough you can fly
  LRRbot: Return to the Sewers [3U] | Instant | Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. You create a Mutagen token.
 definenull: so true bestie
 RockPusher: 
 n3ther: Cori is past the acceptance stage
 n3ther: 
 UtilityPunk: Tasty consolation mutagen 
 e_bloc: cori with the very relevant counter-counterpoint
 Vinewood_OG: She's gonna be May
 e_bloc: but if you target this one you die less
drcthulu: it flies though
 zeathean: does April have flying?
  LRRbot: Nobody [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Artifact Creature — Human Hero [3/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target artifact you control to its owner's hand. Scry 1.
 gualdhar: ah yes, the Control question: is it safe to win the game right now?
anhakha: Can't kill what's already dead.
  LRRbot: Mouser Foundry [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
 e_bloc: kinda disappointing nobody has creature types
 n3ther: just add it in
 e_bloc: also settle the wreckage should be on every bonus sheet
 Vinewood_OG: Her Job.
 e_bloc: cori  does the job in game 3 though
 e_bloc: makes her look strong even in defeat
anhakha: Splinter is an example of what happens if a human "has the ooze"
 Lord_Hosk: Cori quick... Write (G)"Destroy all artifacts target opponent controls, they take X damage where X is the number of artifacts they controlled and you gain X life" on a forest
anhakha: Him am become rat-boy
 Vinewood_OG: @e_bloc Only if she passes out in the sharpshooter.
 RockPusher:   
  LRRbot: Casey Jones, Jury-Rig Justiciar [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [2/1] | Haste / When Casey Jones enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
  LRRbot: Improvised Arsenal [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment. / Equip {R}
 zeathean: oof
 gualdhar: uh, game 3?
 Bugberry: flavor win
 e_bloc:  
johnnylongtorso: trouble ahead, trouble behind
 LowUpsideCJ: what's up merch representatives and branded toques
 realbadatthis_: goon, and might I add, gala
  LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
zombub: I just misheard "Microwavable Game Master"
 Bugberry: Nessian Courser was first
drcthulu: Centaur courser with upside
 e_bloc: in my day we had grey ogre and we liked it
 BusTed: flavor win
 LowUpsideCJ: we all must goongala on this belssed day
ItsThugDimmadome: "GOON-gala"
 e_bloc: he's an OG, original gooner
 ReachW: Me? Goongala
 BrowneePointz: Goongala is Casey’s Battle cry, shouted “GOON-gull-uh!” with as heavy a Brooklyn/Bronx accent as possible
 Bugberry: welcome to the goon-gala
  LRRbot: Mutant Chain Reaction [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token.
 Mr_Horrible: the Goon Gala is like the Met Gala but everyone's wearing ahegao print clothing
 BrowneePointz: not Goon-gala but GOON-gull-uh
 n3ther: she drew the one card 
SoylentDoener: what if we kissed at the goongala
 e_bloc: in 2025 he had to change his battle cry
 Vinewood_OG: @Mr_Horrible Lateral move
  Juliamon: Goongala like Boomshaka
  LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Chrome Dome [2] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0. / {5}: Create a token that's a copy of another target artifact you control. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
  LRRbot: Genghis Frog [GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Mutant Rogue [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token.
 BrowneePointz: yea exactly what Juliamon said. Goongala is stressed the same way you’d yell BOOMshaka!
zombub: A guy at my prerelase had Chrome Dome and the staff that bounces things, it was nasty
  Juliamon: it's all about the OO
  LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon TMNT 2: Secret of the OO
 e_bloc: wait the commander deck cards include mechnically identical reprtints with alternate names?  thats new
 BrowneePointz: YKnow I don’t remember if Casey is from Brooklyn or the Bronx
 BrowneePointz: @e_bloc yea first time doing Godzilla treatment in a while
 Mr_Horrible: in the movie he at least talks like he's from Brooklyn, iirc
 dumbo3k: @BrowneePointz are they not the same thing?
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 BrowneePointz: @dumbo3k that would get you beat up in NYC if said to the wrong person lol
  LRRbot: Ray Fillet, Man Ray [3U] | Legendary Creature — Fish Mutant [3/3] | Flying / When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: voiced by Post Malone in the last movie
 Mr_Horrible: Ray Fillet Man Ray to the tune of Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
  LRRbot: Donatello, Turtle Techie [3U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/4] | When Donatello enters, if you control an artifact, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: the entire time like every single one of his lines was going 🎶Raaaaay Filleeeeet🎵
  LRRbot: Mouser Foundry [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / {4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
  LRRbot: Retro-Mutation [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities.
  LRRbot: Mouser Mark III [1{U/R}] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | This creature can't attack unless you control another artifact.
 BrowneePointz: ye this format seems sweeeeet
  LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
 ReachW: 2020s Magic: keep reading the card. Then read it some more. Then double check
  LRRbot: Chrome Dome [2] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0. / {5}: Create a token that's a copy of another target artifact you control. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
  LRRbot: Ray Fillet, Man Ray [3U] | Legendary Creature — Fish Mutant [3/3] | Flying / When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
 ghizmou: Has anyone in chat openend TMNT cards, if so, did you notice a strong ink smell ?
 BrowneePointz: it also seems like a pretty darn complex format for being a small set
 BrowneePointz: @ghizmou I got the blight counter precon last week from ECL and those cards stank
zombub: @ghizmou I opened mine in a game store so there was plenty of other strong smells around
 definenull: the set is small but tight mechanically imo
anhakha: Someone's mic is flpt-ing every now and then.
  LRRbot: Bot Bashing Time [3R] | Sorcery | Bot Bashing Time deals 6 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
  LRRbot: Ooze Spill [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Create a Mutagen token.
  Juliamon: anhakha fix is waiting for next break
 e_bloc: yeah I mean collector booster cards smell a little different than I remember, but nothing i would say is strong
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 Vinewood_OG: Adam, with the no sell
 n3ther: he saw it coming
 BusTed:   
 e_bloc: gotta wake up pretty early to get Adam
 definenull: slowly block low
 BrowneePointz: also I’m just happy being vindicated that this set seems really freakin cool in the midst of this massive storm of negativity around it
 definenull: *always
 Revelia: You tried to mix up Adam?
 LowUpsideCJ: turning the war games computer into a magic player
zombub: Gotta win the tournament and get that collector box, I'm pretty sure someone said something about a collector box
anhakha: Adam gonna beat up Cori and Serge in the alley after the game.
johnnylongtorso: I can't believe Victoria has alleys
 ghizmou: that s a typo, it should say valley
 thraximore: @johnnylongtorso everywhere with building has alleys
 BrowneePointz: know what is a lil guy! the new starter pokemon they showed off(I’ve been on cloud nine all day)
 definenull: pizzabending….
 BrowneePointz: what else*
anhakha: Both players agree it's a tie. Go to game 4, fresh 7s?
 Bugberry: !card first metalbender
  LRRbot: Toph, the First Metalbender [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally [3/3] | Nontoken artifacts you control are lands in addition to their other types. / At the beginning of your end step, earthbend 2.
 e_bloc: they put all sorts of value on the bonus sheet
   LoadingReadyRun: Fan Tan alley, as featured in the movie, Bird on a Wire
 raulghoulia: doesn't give them mana abilities tho
 BrowneePointz: not to be confused with Fan Ta alley, as featured in the song, Don’t You Wanna?
johnnylongtorso: Manhattan doesn't have alleys! there's like, one downtown that has been used whenever a movie/TV show needs to film in one
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 e_bloc: eat your dirt, bone and cheese pizza
 ReachW: ginergrute was fair game to be eaten, why not pizzaman?
adept_nekomancer: Turn your pizza into land, cultivate vast tracts of cheese
 Voidhawk42: Where do you think pepperoni comes from Serge?
 ReachW: gingerbrute*
anhakha: Soylent green
 Bugberry: Every nontoken artifact triggers landfall which is fun.
 e_bloc: I would eat pizza only for the rest of my life if it was free
 Dromos_GHG: there are 2 pizza food creatures in this set
 BrowneePointz: Toph, the first Italian
  LRRbot: Chrome Dome [2] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0. / {5}: Create a token that's a copy of another target artifact you control. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
  LRRbot: Cowabunga! [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Mutant, Ninja, Turtle, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
ekplayscards: COWABUNGA
 raulghoulia: the card that stepped up
  LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
 niccus: teenage mutant ninja land cards,
 BrowneePointz: HERMAN!
 BrowneePointz: we love Herman
 e_bloc: I'm fine with teenager not being a creature type
  LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: it looks like it’s straight out of the TMNT IDW comic
 BrowneePointz: cuz it is
 BrowneePointz: his name is Herman
 BrowneePointz: he’s great
adept_nekomancer: As it turns out, it has always been time for crab.
  LRRbot: Mouser Mark III [1{U/R}] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | This creature can't attack unless you control another artifact.
AtrusOfMyst: My brother in crab
 BrowneePointz: and for chat Herman is a pet store hermit crab that got mutated
anhakha: Who lives in a sewer under the ground? TEEN-AGE TUR-TLES!
 e_bloc: that way everyone's looking for the second variation
  LRRbot: Ray Fillet, Man Ray [3U] | Legendary Creature — Fish Mutant [3/3] | Flying / When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Demonstrably false
johnnylongtorso: you have to buy the attack DLC
  LRRbot: Bot Bashing Time [3R] | Sorcery | Bot Bashing Time deals 6 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
 Bugberry: speaking of spongebob, with a villain literally called Manray.
 BrowneePointz: @bugberry he’s a reference to Black Manta
anhakha: I wonder how long it would take to make a ray fillet man ray deck where everything uses the same wording pattern.
  LRRbot: Ice Cream Kitty [1{B/G}] | Artifact Creature — Food Cat Mutant [1/3] | {2}, Sacrifice another creature or token: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz both Ray Fillet and Man Ray?
 definenull: do not eat the kitty!
  LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
anhakha: Man fillet. Do you pay? I attack today! Into the foray!
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anhakha: But... the whole deck
  LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
  LRRbot: Retro-Mutation [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities.
 ReachW: Dying to two Vaporkins just happens sometimes
johnnylongtorso: she's created Giant Spider, she's mad
 e_bloc: now I just want a my cousin vinny secret lair
 definenull: yikes
 comrade_cards: !card hover myr
  LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
zombub: I like Mona's attitude, being mutated into a weird axolotl person is probably awesome
 Bugberry: !card malcator's watcher
  LRRbot: Malcator's Watcher [1U] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Drone [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: the first new mutant in the of comics! she was originally gonna be a Turtle but Eastman and Laird didn’t want to just make “a girl turtle”
 Vinewood_OG: @e_bloc I equip novelty suit rental
 raulghoulia: they were created in the same accident that made daredevil
anhakha: A girtle.
 BrowneePointz: Serge they are originally an homage to Daredevil
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The original origins make reference to Daredevil
 Bugberry: It's why the Foot clan is a parody of the Hand from Marvel Comics.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But they aren't Marvel.
 e_bloc:   
 BrowneePointz: The ooze that blinded him mutated them, he fights the hand they fight the foot, his mentor is Stick There’s a splinter.
 ghizmou: @Bugberry I never realized 
  LRRbot: General Traag, Heart of Stone [3RR] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Elemental Soldier [4/3] | Trample / When General Traag enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. When you do, General Traag deals 4 damage to target creature.
 Vinewood_OG: @ghizmou Oh nooo
  LRRbot: Saved by the Shell [1G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Turtle. / Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And there have been a ton of crossovers with other properties.
 raulghoulia: somebody threw the regular turtles down the same drain that the radioactive goo that blinded Matt Murdock went down
AtrusOfMyst: The General is robot general Flametongue Kavu
drcthulu: it costs one less because there's a turtle from retro virus
 Bugberry: It would be hilarious if the Hand got a card in the Marvel set so they could play alongside the Foot.
 e_bloc: I'm all in on that
 BrowneePointz: the big thing Serge is they’re part of IDW now so they’ve done crossovers with like Power Rangers
 Vinewood_OG: Elektra, cannonically
 UtilityPunk: I like to think Daredevil turns a blind eye because he recognizes real ones
  LRRbot: Guac & Marshmallow Pizza [G] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 Voidhawk42: Daredevil was taught by Stick, turtles were taught by Splinter. Daredevil fights the Hand, Turtles fight the Foot
 Dromos_GHG: They've also crossed over with Ghostbusters in comics
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Power Rangers, Strangers Things, Batman, Ghostbusters, Masters of the Universe, etc.
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz and didn't the Power Rangers fight Godzilla at some point, another mutated reptile?
 ContingentCat: Back when Netflix kept making their shows
AtrusOfMyst: It writes itself
 rosesmcgee: Daredevil was trained by Stick, TMNT were trained by Splinter
 e_bloc: they'd both have an easier time if they just went for the groin
 UtilityPunk: Who fights The Head?
  LRRbot: Retro-Mutation [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities.
 Mr_Horrible: Daredevil's a lawyer, the turtles are teenagers (both things you try to go about your day without encountering)
  LRRbot: Donatello, Gadget Master [2U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/2] | Sneak {1}{U} / Whenever Donatello deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control.
 definenull: oh
 e_bloc: yeah cori dies first
 BrowneePointz: in fact Serge, in the Power Rangers x TMNT comic, the Turtles get holograms to appear Human that uses their subconscious, all 4 Human versions of them are Black which was IDW saying to the readers “the turtles have been PoC coded for a long time, get the memo”
 BrowneePointz: the turtles have always been progressive! 
  LRRbot: Baxter Stockman [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [3/3] | When Baxter Stockman enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact creature you control gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.
 e_bloc: trouble in pairs on the BS too, a lot of value
 definenull: Baxter? mrow?
 BrowneePointz: Trouble in Pairs without plagiarism art too!
 shendaras: 
 ghizmou: gg all
 Vinewood_OG: GG!!!
 e_bloc: swap  your fluids and restart your streams
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 e_bloc: 
 GasCityGaming: !advice
  LRRbot: Reclaim love (health) through exercise!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
Orxolon: what happened?
  Juliamon: Fixing an audio issue
WowoT: they had to restart stream
Orxolon: ok
 Vinewood_OG: 
goombalax: somebody set up us the bomn
 GasCityGaming: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They are doing the restart during the break period
 TheMerricat: The foot clan took out the TV station. April O'Neil reporting.
Orxolon: does anyone remembers the card Serge was JUST talking about?did he say shadowsphere?
 MegaDosX: !card shadowspear
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Orxolon: aahhh,spear,ok,thx
anactualheehaw: 
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Try being on fire.
 Gekyouryuu: what happen?
 Gekyouryuu: why strim dead?
  Juliamon: Fixing an audio issue
 Gekyouryuu: ah
 Gekyouryuu: ty
 Gekyouryuu: was afk winning my round 1
 Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu 
 Vinewood_OG: 
 brainbosh: 
 Gekyouryuu: if I could offer my thoughts, chat: when presented the opportunity in sealed to play a deck that has 6 rares in it, and that's not even all of your rares, do so. it's fun.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hi Wheels
  Juliamon: !store
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 NotCainNorAbel: do I need to purchase again?
 Mr_Horrible: okay but how is that *my* problem?
 Vinewood_OG: Is that a promise?
 e_bloc: well now I'm torn
 gualdhar: and we've got pop-free audio!
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 KWardJenx: 201
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dsil88: helooooo
SnowBuddy18: it's the special guests
 e_bloc: source material cards
 Dromos_GHG: no thtas the bonus sheet PZA
 Mr_Horrible: "I got a coupon for Domino's instead of a basic land in my pack?"
Limhmm: foil pizza please
johnnylongtorso: PZA is my favorite member of Wu Tang
  LRRbot: Vibrant Cityscape | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MichaelSnowbird: It like the card came alive.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakablePeacefulDoveGrammarKing-wkFexlFhyDeRWQ3j
  LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Limhmm: YES
 e_bloc: oh you didnt get the memo
 Vinewood_OG: @johnnylongtorso I miss the PZA
  LRRbot: Tokka & Rahzar, Unsupervised [2R] | Legendary Creature — Turtle Wolf Mutant [3/3] | First strike / Whenever another nontoken creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Tokka & Rahzar and create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 rosesmcgee: They're babies!
  LRRbot: Casey Jones, Vigilante [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/3] | When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.
  LRRbot: Bebop & Rocksteady [1{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Boar Rhino Mutant [7/5] | Whenever Bebop & Rocksteady attack or block, sacrifice a permanent unless you discard a card.
  LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
  LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
MichaelSnowbird: pretty
 Dromos_GHG: jim cheung art
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that brainstorm is sick
 Mr_Horrible: RatThink
  LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
 n3ther: yo
 MegaDosX: Put that in the hair zone
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
 ReachW: oh that's fun art for harmonize
 Mr_Horrible: Casey Jones, Vigil Auntie
 Gekyouryuu: Goongala!
  LRRbot: Splinter, Radical Rat [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Rat [2/4] | If an ability of a Ninja creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. / {1}{U}: Target Ninja can't be blocked this turn.
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 hidingbox: Its pizza time! Wait, wrong franchise. Wait, nope, its the same one...
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 MegaDosX: As one does
 e_bloc: weird but ok
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The Crooked Ninja Turtle Gang
 BrowneePointz: it’s from the commander deck!
 ReachW: FUSE
MichaelSnowbird: You just know one of those disguised turtles is Peter Griffin.
  LRRbot: Double Jump // Flying Kick | Double Jump [1U] | Instant | Put a flying counter on target creature you control. Until end of turn, it has base power and toughness 5/5. / Fuse // Flying Kick [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. / Fuse
 e_bloc: with fuuuuuuuse
 Dromos_GHG: Fuse is back, Now in foil!
  LRRbot: Rhythm of the Wild [1RG] | Enchantment | Creature spells you control can't be countered. / Nontoken creatures you control have riot.
 Mr_Horrible: sick
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
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