LRRbot: Ice Cream Kitty [1{B/G}] | Artifact Creature — Food Cat Mutant [1/3] | {2}, Sacrifice another creature or token: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz both Ray Fillet and Man Ray?
definenull: do not eat the kitty!
LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
anhakha: Man fillet. Do you pay? I attack today! Into the foray!
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anhakha: But... the whole deck
LRRbot: Buzz Bots [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Insect [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Mona Lisa, Science Geek [2G] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant [1/3] | Reach / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.
LRRbot: Retro-Mutation [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities.
ReachW: Dying to two Vaporkins just happens sometimes
johnnylongtorso: she's created Giant Spider, she's mad
e_bloc: now I just want a my cousin vinny secret lair
definenull: yikes
comrade_cards: !card hover myr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
zombub: I like Mona's attitude, being mutated into a weird axolotl person is probably awesome
Bugberry: !card malcator's watcher
LRRbot: Malcator's Watcher [1U] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Drone [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature dies, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: the first new mutant in the of comics! she was originally gonna be a Turtle but Eastman and Laird didn’t want to just make “a girl turtle”
Vinewood_OG: @e_bloc I equip novelty suit rental
raulghoulia: they were created in the same accident that made daredevil
anhakha: A girtle.
BrowneePointz: Serge they are originally an homage to Daredevil
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The original origins make reference to Daredevil
Bugberry: It's why the Foot clan is a parody of the Hand from Marvel Comics.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But they aren't Marvel.
BrowneePointz: The ooze that blinded him mutated them, he fights the hand they fight the foot, his mentor is Stick There’s a splinter.
ghizmou:
@Bugberry I never realized 
LRRbot: General Traag, Heart of Stone [3RR] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Elemental Soldier [4/3] | Trample / When General Traag enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. When you do, General Traag deals 4 damage to target creature.
Vinewood_OG: @ghizmou Oh nooo
LRRbot: Saved by the Shell [1G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Turtle. / Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And there have been a ton of crossovers with other properties.
raulghoulia: somebody threw the regular turtles down the same drain that the radioactive goo that blinded Matt Murdock went down
AtrusOfMyst: The General is robot general Flametongue Kavu
drcthulu: it costs one less because there's a turtle from retro virus
Bugberry: It would be hilarious if the Hand got a card in the Marvel set so they could play alongside the Foot.
e_bloc: I'm all in on that
BrowneePointz: the big thing Serge is they’re part of IDW now so they’ve done crossovers with like Power Rangers
Vinewood_OG: Elektra, cannonically
UtilityPunk: I like to think Daredevil turns a blind eye because he recognizes real ones
LRRbot: Guac & Marshmallow Pizza [G] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Voidhawk42: Daredevil was taught by Stick, turtles were taught by Splinter. Daredevil fights the Hand, Turtles fight the Foot
Dromos_GHG: They've also crossed over with Ghostbusters in comics
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Power Rangers, Strangers Things, Batman, Ghostbusters, Masters of the Universe, etc.
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz and didn't the Power Rangers fight Godzilla at some point, another mutated reptile?
ContingentCat: Back when Netflix kept making their shows
AtrusOfMyst: It writes itself
rosesmcgee: Daredevil was trained by Stick, TMNT were trained by Splinter
e_bloc: they'd both have an easier time if they just went for the groin
UtilityPunk: Who fights The Head?
LRRbot: Retro-Mutation [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities.
Mr_Horrible: Daredevil's a lawyer, the turtles are teenagers (both things you try to go about your day without encountering)
LRRbot: Donatello, Gadget Master [2U] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/2] | Sneak {1}{U} / Whenever Donatello deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control.
definenull: oh
e_bloc: yeah cori dies first
BrowneePointz: in fact Serge, in the Power Rangers x TMNT comic, the Turtles get holograms to appear Human that uses their subconscious, all 4 Human versions of them are Black which was IDW saying to the readers “the turtles have been PoC coded for a long time, get the memo”
BrowneePointz:
the turtles have always been progressive! 
LRRbot: Baxter Stockman [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [3/3] | When Baxter Stockman enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact creature you control gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.
e_bloc: trouble in pairs on the BS too, a lot of value
definenull: Baxter? mrow?
BrowneePointz: Trouble in Pairs without plagiarism art too!
shendaras:
ghizmou: gg all
Vinewood_OG: GG!!!
e_bloc: swap your fluids and restart your streams
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e_bloc:
GasCityGaming: !advice
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
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Orxolon: what happened?
Juliamon: Fixing an audio issue
WowoT: they had to restart stream
Orxolon: ok
Vinewood_OG:
goombalax: somebody set up us the bomn
GasCityGaming: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They are doing the restart during the break period
TheMerricat: The foot clan took out the TV station. April O'Neil reporting.
Orxolon: does anyone remembers the card Serge was JUST talking about?did he say shadowsphere?
MegaDosX: !card shadowspear
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Orxolon: aahhh,spear,ok,thx
anactualheehaw:
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Try being on fire.
Gekyouryuu: what happen?
Gekyouryuu: why strim dead?
Juliamon: Fixing an audio issue
Gekyouryuu: ah
Gekyouryuu: ty
Gekyouryuu: was afk winning my round 1
Mr_Horrible:
@Gekyouryuu 
Vinewood_OG:
brainbosh:
Gekyouryuu: if I could offer my thoughts, chat: when presented the opportunity in sealed to play a deck that has 6 rares in it, and that's not even all of your rares, do so. it's fun.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hi Wheels
Juliamon: !store
NotCainNorAbel: do I need to purchase again?
Mr_Horrible: okay but how is that *my* problem?
Vinewood_OG: Is that a promise?
e_bloc: well now I'm torn
gualdhar: and we've got pop-free audio!
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MichaelSnowbird: so a protection racket. ok here is a fiver.
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SnowBuddy18: it's the special guests
e_bloc: source material cards
Dromos_GHG: no thtas the bonus sheet PZA
Mr_Horrible: "I got a coupon for Domino's instead of a basic land in my pack?"
Limhmm: foil pizza please
johnnylongtorso: PZA is my favorite member of Wu Tang
LRRbot: Vibrant Cityscape | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MichaelSnowbird: It like the card came alive.
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Limhmm: YES
e_bloc: oh you didnt get the memo
Vinewood_OG: @johnnylongtorso I miss the PZA
LRRbot: Tokka & Rahzar, Unsupervised [2R] | Legendary Creature — Turtle Wolf Mutant [3/3] | First strike / Whenever another nontoken creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Tokka & Rahzar and create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
rosesmcgee: They're babies!
LRRbot: Casey Jones, Vigilante [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [4/3] | When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.
LRRbot: Bebop & Rocksteady [1{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Boar Rhino Mutant [7/5] | Whenever Bebop & Rocksteady attack or block, sacrifice a permanent unless you discard a card.
LRRbot: Leonardo, Cutting Edge [1W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/1] | Sneak {W} / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Leonardo.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
MichaelSnowbird: pretty
Dromos_GHG: jim cheung art
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that brainstorm is sick
Mr_Horrible: RatThink
LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
n3ther: yo
MegaDosX: Put that in the hair zone
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
ReachW: oh that's fun art for harmonize
Mr_Horrible: Casey Jones, Vigil Auntie
Gekyouryuu: Goongala!
LRRbot: Splinter, Radical Rat [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Rat [2/4] | If an ability of a Ninja creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. / {1}{U}: Target Ninja can't be blocked this turn.
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MegaDosX: As one does
e_bloc: weird but ok
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The Crooked Ninja Turtle Gang
BrowneePointz: it’s from the commander deck!
ReachW: FUSE
MichaelSnowbird: You just know one of those disguised turtles is Peter Griffin.
LRRbot: Double Jump // Flying Kick | Double Jump [1U] | Instant | Put a flying counter on target creature you control. Until end of turn, it has base power and toughness 5/5. / Fuse // Flying Kick [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. / Fuse
e_bloc: with fuuuuuuuse
Dromos_GHG: Fuse is back, Now in foil!
LRRbot: Rhythm of the Wild [1RG] | Enchantment | Creature spells you control can't be countered. / Nontoken creatures you control have riot.
Mr_Horrible: sick
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
MegaDosX: That looks like an 80s metal album cover
BrowneePointz: wait is that the SECOND Splinter Brainstorm Graham has opened
wrapscalion: Awesome
ReachW: That's very very 80s art
e_bloc: the art is pretty busted
n3ther: that is a metal band album art lol
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think Serge wins.
n3ther: so good
LRRbot: Northampton Farm | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Exile target creature you own. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card exiled with this land to the battlefield under your control. Return each other card exiled with this land to its owner's hand.
Mr_Horrible: wasn't that from the Cerebus crossover, or something?
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Mr_Horrible Must be
Mr_Horrible: I vaguely remember that arc
nyc_mtg: im pauper pilled i gotta go brainstorm
e_bloc: not bad but graham
drcthulu: brainstorm for the win
adept_nekomancer: That rainbow brainstorm though
BrowneePointz: they’re $20 too
Mr_Horrible: "Here's a foil brainstorm I prepared earlier"
BrowneePointz: a not so shabby brainstorm
LRRbot: Featherbrained Filcher [W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/2] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
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Mr_Horrible: Mutant nothing that's an average NY pigeon
e_bloc: seems sneaky
LRRbot: Leader's Talent [1W] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. / {3}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
Ace__of__Hearts: Dear Doctor Graham yeah Canada's Bob Sled Livery looks like the bad font used in the decal Adam put on the Crown Vic in Road Quest as a goof but the American's chose to decorate their Bob Sled like a G.I. Joe vehicle from 1986
n3ther: that is a good pigeon from wheeler
e_bloc: great thats gonna get the vod muted
Vinewood_OG: Each!?
Mr_Horrible: Kick that pigeon
LRRbot: Bot Bashing Time [3R] | Sorcery | Bot Bashing Time deals 6 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
BrowneePointz: but yea one of my fave bits about this set is they took SO much inspiration from the IDW comics that it doesn’t feel like “New York” It feels so much more whimsical
Mr_Horrible: a who what now
LRRbot: Action News Crew [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.
e_bloc: if you destroy all of the creatures you don't need enchantment removal
Fruan: Channel 6 has to be in the running for the best rules text this year.
LRRbot: The Neutrinos [2RW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Rebel [2/4] | Flying / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, The Neutrinos get +1/+0 until end of turn. / Whenever The Neutrinos attack, exile up to one target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I do appreciate that they leaned really heavy on the cartoony aspects
Garbage_Collectr: tough turtle trigger!
couchboyj: That card is scary
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible it feels SO much more aligned with Magic with them going for the more fantastical aspects
Mr_Horrible: his Neutch, immaculate
nyc_mtg:
@BrowneePointz i wish it felt more new york 
LRRbot: Anchovy & Banana Pizza [2BB] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, destroy target creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Limhmm: nice
Mr_Horrible: @nyc_mtg *sees username* hey wait a second-
e_bloc: I feel like 90% of these characters I remember from my childhood and then there's the neutrinos
Garbage_Collectr: talent attack trigger as well!
BrowneePointz: @e_bloc I believe they were ALSO in the 87 cartoon
e_bloc: 6....7
Mr_Horrible: he said the thing, Chat
e_bloc: @BrowneePointz yeah I think I just mind holed them. watched the hell out of that cartoon
Mr_Horrible: aren't they from Dimension X as well, or something?
LRRbot: Foot Mystic [3B] | Creature — Human Ninja Warlock [2/4] | Lifelink / Disappear — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token.
Mr_Horrible: no, I'm sorry, "Foot Mystic" is, like, a twitter handle
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Mr_Horrible They are.
UtilityPunk: 6-7
n3ther: i heard it
UtilityPunk: 8-9
LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
Mr_Horrible: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I'm remembering a lot more of this IP than I thought I would, apparently
Mr_Horrible:
more spirits that don't fly smh my h 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Mr_Horrible Did you remember that Mikey had a romance with one of them?
goombalax: three-white-spi-rit-tur-tle-nin-jas
Mr_Horrible: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I did not, but I could see it, they seem pretty radical
BrowneePointz: I also highly recommend The Last Ronin Comic. it’s a very good run
LRRbot: Mutant Town Musicians [2R] | Creature — Mutant Bard Performer [2/4] | Trample / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: it’s Jennika’s Girlfriend Sheena!
BrowneePointz: the Pig!
LRRbot: Squirrelanoids [B] | Creature — Squirrel Mutant [1/1] | Deathtouch
LRRbot: Leonardo, Big Brother [2W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Sneak {W} / Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.
e_bloc: the production value
LRRbot: Splinter, Hamato Yoshi [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Rat [1/3] | Sneak {B} / Menace / Other Ninjas you control get +1/+1.
Fruan: Serge, Serge this is beautiful. Serge, you wonderful monster.
e_bloc: does splinter get a counter
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: very cool
Mr_Horrible: almost the definition of "Doing Nothing, Powerfully"
MrSarkhan: That was indeed pretty cool
hidingbox: The disparity in what is occurring
e_bloc: no because he's on the stack right
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc not if it's a cast trigger
Chenderle: these ninjas are flipping out
LoadingReadyRun:
The entire studio is filled with smoke now
shendaras: Were any of those others ninjas?
detectiveYarmas: @e_bloc not the final one, no
BrowneePointz: sorry I’m a lore dork. but yea Jennika is Bi and dates Sheena, who is a Goth Metalhead Pig Mutant and lead singer for the band After the Bomb(mutant town happens after a mutagen bomb mutates a large portion of nyc)
JKBalch: Splinter and Leo couldn't agree who was popping out of the cake
LRRbot: Jennika, Bad Apple Big Sister [4W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | When Jennika enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Plainscycling {2}
e_bloc: gotcha gotcha thank you mr horrible and detective
LRRbot: Anchovy & Banana Pizza [2BB] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, destroy target creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
MegaDosX: When did Serge get a side gig at Dominos?
Bugberry: bake into a pizza pie
JKBalch: Geez Serge
rosesmcgee: Serge saw what Adam did to James at the PPR and said "That's cute"
Mr_Horrible:
n3ther: where'd he go
Lord_Hosk: Where did Wheeler go...
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ahhh dont scare me like that
n3ther: there he is
JKBalch: Jingle your keys Wheeler
BrowneePointz: oh no my object permanence
Vinewood_OG: Forgot your keys?
nyc_mtg: can we get some jingling keys?
Lord_Hosk: Oh there he is
LRRbot: Skateboard [1] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. / Equip {1}
MrSarkhan:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Why does Wheeler keep disappearing?
nyc_mtg: skaetbort
Mr_Horrible: a scant board
Bugberry: more boots
BrowneePointz: first ability is good, third ability slams the door shut
BrowneePointz: Leo Leads
BrowneePointz: but Leads would be bad
Mr_Horrible: "oh no it's sick"
CuteTeaGoat: !card leader's talent
LRRbot: Leader's Talent [1W] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. / {3}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
BrowneePointz: and all the classes in BLB had Talent so it’s wording shorthand for folks
Mr_Horrible: a luminarch aspirant that can't put counters on itself or attack is def less attractive
LRRbot: Foot Headquarters | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: more like D-quencing at this point
LRRbot: Stomped by the Foot [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn instead.
e_bloc: I have a feeling this is gonna be a thing
Bugberry: point to the feet "what are those?!"
LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Wingnut! love her! she’s holding her mosquito buddy Screwloose
MegaDosX: Deez Wingnuts combo
LRRbot: Foot Mystic [3B] | Creature — Human Ninja Warlock [2/4] | Lifelink / Disappear — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token.
Mr_Horrible: Mods, rotate all Wheeler's furniture by 37 degrees
hidingbox: Steve Jobs!
MegaDosX: SERGE
n3ther: SERGE
MrSarkhan: Nope
e_bloc: change name from pizza control to wikifeet
Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible Horizontally.
Dromos_GHG: guess this would be Tarantino's favorite MTG set
n3ther: it's just kind of nromal at this point
LRRbot: Mighty Mutanimals [2WW] | Creature — Mutant Rebel [2/1] | When this creature enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
n3ther: but still funny
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What is the funniest?
BrowneePointz: apparently the curve of the foot hits some people’s brains in the same way as the curve of the torso/lower back
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couchboyj: There's just so many bones in there.
BrowneePointz: Jagwar and Dreadmon!
MegaDosX: SERGE x2
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!
Dog_of_Myth: Serge!
Limhmm: haha
BusTed:
benjamin_wheeler: I think inflation or clowns was up there
MrSarkhan: SERGE!
LRRbot: Anchovy & Banana Pizza [2BB] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, destroy target creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Larkonus: Just gonna move right past that one.
hidingbox: Its late in the day
LRRbot: Featherbrained Filcher [W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/2] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
n3ther: inflation what it sounds like... lol
e_bloc: and then you tell a deez nuts joke
benjamin_wheeler: and food
Mr_Horrible: those are in fact good pigeon noises
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LRRbot: Mutant Town Musicians [2R] | Creature — Mutant Bard Performer [2/4] | Trample / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: the funniest kink is soaking
Mr_Horrible: I feel like clowns have an unfair advantage in a "funny fetishes (no hate)" tier list
Dog_of_Myth: For the good birb noises
nyc_mtg: @benjamin_wheeler inflation clowns? you mean the us dept of treasury?
MegaDosX: Chat what's your favourite type of pizza?
BrowneePointz: anyways I love that TMNT has been pretty progressive, but also has a Jackal guy originally from Jamaica, and then Congo, named Dreadmon
Mr_Horrible: that's Graham, always a dad and always hungry
zombub: Somebody get poor Graham some food, he's so hungry!
BrowneePointz: @MegaDosX pepperoni and pineapple, or chicken bacon red onion and garlic white sauce
MrSarkhan: @MegaDosX sausage and feta
LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
themost52: @MegaDosX Chicken Parm for me!
MegaDosX: @themost52 I've somehow never heard of a chicken parm pizza, I'll have to see if I can find that somewhere because that sounds great
LRRbot: Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order [{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/2] | Whenever you put a counter on a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
superdude097: @MegaDosX Pineapple and Banana Peppers or Pepperoni and Sweet Peppers depending on the place
LRRbot: Action News Crew [1W] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Vigilance / Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.
Gekyouryuu: @MegaDosX haven't had it in forever, since the CiCi's near me closed down, but Alfredo pizza
nyc_mtg: @Gekyouryuu yooo that cici's macaroni pizza went crazy
BrowneePointz: Pizza Ranch had a BOMB chicken broccoli Alfredo pizza
themost52: @MegaDosX My vegetarian daughter loves the Eggplant version.
Mr_Horrible: close your eyes, Wheeler
MrSarkhan:
CuteTeaGoat: I'm eating chili
lamina5432: pizza is so good.
Micalovits: Nope, can't do
MegaDosX:
e_bloc: I was just thinking about ramen
Juliamon: request denied
Dog_of_Myth: Actually had a sausage pizza for dinner tonight.
lamina5432: though I’m eating a Stromboli right now
nyc_mtg: my favorite pizza is uh, cauliflower crust with brocolli and cheese
Juliamon: my new pizza love is Hawaiian with hot honey
chaos5896: poutine, anyone?
ThorSokar:
Stone Fired Pizza with fresh motz for everyone!
shendaras: Oh, honey. Hm
gsyhiap: Move to drool step
Dog_of_Myth: Hot honey is great on pizza
Micalovits: I could go for a deep pan hawaii right now
Gekyouryuu: my LGS used to get pizza for prereleases back when we started them at midnight, but stopped doing it a few years back. I successfully convinced them this was the proper time to do it again, so I got free pizza tonight
nyc_mtg: practice safe blocks
dsil88:
i don't think there's a bad pizza combo 
even the tmnt weirdo one's I'd try at least once
rosesmcgee: lemme get a detroit style with the crispy cheese edges
MegaDosX: I personally enjoy a good meatlovers, but there's also a BBQ chicken pizza at a local place that's pretty great too
BrowneePointz: she’s a pest! so it makes sense!
LoadingReadyRun:
Feta is an underrated pizza topping
adept_nekomancer: Bat-tle cry
ArtDecoSunburn: @rosesmcgee And some tavern style thin crust from Chicago or Milwaukee.
n3ther: @LoadingReadyRun preach!
e_bloc: feta and ricotta are both S tier pizza toppings
LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Been craving a good tavern style though. Missed those from Chicago
LRRbot: Leonardo, Leader in Blue [W] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/1] | Sneak {3}{W}{W} / When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: I mean at least one person got an ECL promo in their tmnt kit which is really funny
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @LoadingReadyRun my local place does a 5 cheese that includes feta, its very good
MegaDosX: bomf
lamina5432: I’ve been partial to buffalo chicken pizza recently
n3ther: gross
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Like fig and prosciutto.
NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun with walnuts and honey. mmmm yum
dsil88: I don't think I've had feta on pizza before. Just on salads and gyros.... yermmm
Larkonus: Oh damn, love the Sneak effect on the overlay.
hidingbox: The disparity is on the other foot
BrowneePointz: there was a place in town that had a Fig Goat Cheese and Balsamic pizza which was my favorite “bougie” pizza
rosesmcgee: There is a wood fired pizza place in Cedar City UT that does a nutella and whipped cream dessert pizza. It slaps
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc It's hard to think of any food ricotta doesn't improve. It's pretty versatile.
Lord_Hosk: and lightning bolt
LRRbot: Karai, Future of the Foot [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/3] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: no
e_bloc: noi
hidingbox: err.....
Lord_Hosk: Do Spiders have feet?
ghizmou: millipedes on the other hand
n3ther: i don't think it's the number of "feet"
dsil88: I don't think spiders have feet
Lord_Hosk: they have legs that just sorta end
LowUpsideCJ: james and the giant peach enthusiasts
MegaDosX: !card uneasy alliance
LRRbot: Uneasy Alliance [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. You create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
johnnylongtorso: so like Admiral Trench from Star Wars?
drewm1022: I work for an italian fine dining restaurant known for its pizza. We have a smoked duck pizza with hoisin sauce, and a fig and smoked prosciutto pizza topped with balsamico.
lamina5432: I don’t think the spider foot = human foot in the fetish
Mr_Horrible:
@Gekyouryuu excellent punchline 
LRRbot: The Neutrinos [2RW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Rebel [2/4] | Flying / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, The Neutrinos get +1/+0 until end of turn. / Whenever The Neutrinos attack, exile up to one target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.
nyc_mtg: actually wheeler since its an insect their furry equivalent would be called a Crawly
ArtDecoSunburn: @Dog_of_Myth There was an interesting article about how digital nomads in I think in Brazil started that modern trend of hot honey on pizza.
BrowneePointz: we do not call them Crawlies
BrowneePointz: the community doesn’t have a name for invertebrates
LoadingReadyRun: I believe there are many appreciators of the spider in Jack and the Giant Peach
ArtDecoSunburn: @drewm1022 Sounds pretty great. What kind of bread service goes with a hoisin duck pizza?
ContingentCat: Well that was a hot spider that's not fair
drewm1022:
@ArtDecoSunburn We just do an italian bread with a pesto olive oil, it isn't specific to the pizza though, we do a lot of other stuff. 
MegaDosX: Yeah Impact Tremors effects can just win games
BrowneePointz: the theme may not be for everyone but as both a mega Spidey fan and mega turtles fan this hits WAY better for me. it just feels better
ArtDecoSunburn: @rosesmcgee Remember the pizza buffet chain CiCi's? Half of their schtick was varried dessert pizzas.
benjamin_wheeler: the furry community has got to have a term, surely it isn’t a monolith
drcthulu: turns out single removal spell lines up bad vs a card that makes 3 dudes
BrowneePointz: we have Scalies for Lizards dragons and some fish
benjamin_wheeler: in naysaying crawlies
MegaDosX:
This is why you never keep a one lander
ArtDecoSunburn: @benjamin_wheeler It's a patchy furry community. (Rimshot)
rosesmcgee: @ArtDecoSunburn OMG. That place was so good, and such great value. Dessert pizzas were the bomb
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BrowneePointz: we don’t have a community term for Invertebrates yet
LoadingReadyRun: @ContingentCat *Looking at Rorschach blot* "Dr. Why do you have a picture of a hot spider?"
LowUpsideCJ: the monolith is for the chimp furries so they learn tools
nyc_mtg: full disclosure i made the crawly thing up big dawg
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Now you just need a salamander superhero, right?
definenull: a fursuit costs HOW much?!?
anhakha: Define "three in the back" Serge...
dsil88: Hot Spider = That League Champion
anhakha: Phrasing.
BrowneePointz: thousands
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BrowneePointz: a good suit head alone is like $500
ArtDecoSunburn: @drewm1022 I hope you get the fancy silver bread crumb brush.
Mr_Bitterness: Oh the serious furries have MONEY
FauksStarling: That's how you can afford Magic cards in 2026.
n3ther: furry artists make the good bucks and are in demand
Chenderle: there's some great furry artists on twitch
shendaras:
n3ther:
CuteTeaGoat: i definitely see a lot of them very stressed out trying to keep up with art workload
LowUpsideCJ: some of us are in it for the love of the game
MegaDosX: I mean look at the success of Heated Rivalry
durketh:
MegaDosX: Women eat that shit up
definenull: if HR is anything to go by
Lord_Hosk: Im not saying everyone LittleHosk's Highschool call me as "second dad"... But its quite a few people who call me that
n3ther: it really isn't the highest bar :x
nyc_mtg: im transgender AND lesbian, and boy are my arms tired
MegaDosX: Wheeler.
LowUpsideCJ: we are LAYERS deep
Juliamon: Heated Rivalry is just the first book
LRRbot: Foot Headquarters | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
drewm1022: @ArtDecoSunburn Heh, well, during covid we cut any corner we could and stopped using white tablecloths, so no more crumber lol.
LRRbot: Dimension X | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Leader's Talent [1W] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {2}{W}: Level 2 / Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. / {3}{W}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
FauksStarling: Serge is gonna have to rename his deck to Foot Stuff.
LRRbot: Mutant Town Musicians [2R] | Creature — Mutant Bard Performer [2/4] | Trample / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Anchovy & Banana Pizza [2BB] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, destroy target creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
BrowneePointz: but yea there’s a lot of furs that work in STEM and tech
cobthegreat: Is that the furry convention Serge is going to?
MrSarkhan: so hungry so dad
Bugberry: is that girl dinner?
ArtDecoSunburn: Is their a chaste version for prudes called "Heatless Rivalry" ? Lots of buttoned up, zero bodice ripping? Surely there's a market for all build up.
LRRbot: Raphael, Tough Turtle [1R] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [1/3] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.
MegaDosX: WHAT
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
ContingentCat: But it's so tasty
raulghoulia: Im not making two trips!
BrowneePointz: you’re feeding the lesbian and her sapphic bi turtle gf too much pizza!
ghizmou: I love 2 for 1 pizza deals
LRRbot: Shredder's Revenge [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player discards two cards. / • Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
LRRbot: The Last Ronin's Technique [3W] | Instant | Sneak {1}{W} / Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.
MegaDosX: bomf
realbadatthis_: the beach that makes you old, the pizza that kills you, what next?
Juliamon: the base layer of the xkcd infrastructure meme is "trans furries" for a reason
nyc_mtg: serge do you have 3 pizzas
parzival1616: what does the happy muffin symbol under serge mean?
LRRbot: Zog, Triceraton Castaway [4R] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Soldier [5/4] | Reach, trample / When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
Juliamon: parzival1616 He's won a game
ArtDecoSunburn: @drewm1022 How sad. Something classic about a white tablecloth, red sauce place. I remember Boston's North End full of them.
drewm1022: It means games won. Graham should have one too.
Juliamon: it's the Muffin of Advantage
MegaDosX: I've heard of hot and ready but this is ridiculous
dsil88: Pizza control
LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
fizzymtg: With all those new food card, can food will be good in canlander ???
MegaDosX: Life totals sure are changing
LRRbot: Uneasy Alliance [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. You create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
ArtDecoSunburn: I will point out as useless trivia that Zog is named after the eccentric king of Albania in the 1920s.
drewm1022: @ArtDecoSunburn Agreed, but at least we stayed open. A lot of places didn't. We still had white linen napkins I swear!
MegaDosX: YOU MUST NOT
adept_nekomancer: Just getting punched and eating pizza
LRRbot: Anchovy & Banana Pizza [2BB] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, destroy target creature. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
MegaDosX: Holy shit Serge
Mr_Horrible: what the fuck
Micalovits: FOUR?
LRRbot: Prehistoric Pet [W] | Creature — Dinosaur Ninja [1/2] | This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. / {1}{W}, {T}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
ArtDecoSunburn: @drewm1022 Glad you didn't close.
Chenderle: someone at the prerelease tonight had a orzov control deck as well
dsil88: I'm getting chubacabra flash backs...
ghizmou: I'm starting to worry about those children diet
nyc_mtg: four pizzas aint nothing to me
e_bloc: everytime I turn around Graham has a new kid
MegaDosX: @dsil88 I mean it's very similar to Bake Into a Pie
Mr_Horrible: that's just 4 orders of Godfather's
n3ther: ya this pizza is a bit sus
MegaDosX: Four mana kill a thing make a food
BrowneePointz: Pizza Control is my favorite Prince song
AugmentingPath: Weirdly, it heals you when you eat it. It just kills someone when it arrives
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Lemon poppyseed?
e_bloc: you just made so many enemies
UtilityPunk: You've heard of tombstone donair? Well here's tombstone pizza
Mr_Horrible: @UtilityPunk I have bad news
LRRbot: Stomped by the Foot [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn instead.
AugmentingPath: @Mr_Horrible What do you want on your tombstone?
e_bloc: off topic new panalysts is tomorrow right?
LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: @AugmentingPath truly some of the strangest brand marketing I've ever seen done in earnest
e_bloc: those are words
rosesmcgee: @UtilityPunk @Mr_Horrible And I have never heard of tombstone donair
Mr_Horrible: (that's my reaction, not what I want)
Juliamon:
ArtDecoSunburn Shamefully I don't actually remember what kind of muffin 
is
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible too late, branded tombstone
LRRbot: Grounded for Life [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
BrowneePointz: love this set
Mr_Horrible:
@LowUpsideCJ 
johnnylongtorso: open the door, get on the floor, everybody ground the dinosaur
AugmentingPath: @Mr_Horrible Here lies Mr_Horrible, truly some of the strangest brand marketing I've ever seen done in earnest
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Then it can be the Ur-muffin -- simultaneously all types for all people!
UtilityPunk: @rosesmcgee It's just a giant serving of donair, like a double jumbo size
e_bloc: I told the dinosaur to be hom before 65,000,000 BC
e_bloc: *home
rosesmcgee: In my head Splinter sounds like Hank Hill with that face. "Bwah"
AugmentingPath: Sorry, couldn't cancel the order after seeing your second message
UtilityPunk: The expired anchovies and cheese OD are killer
BrowneePointz: GO ninja Go Ninja go! hahaha I made another funny!
LRRbot: EPF Point Squad [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Solo_Support: is "grounded for life" the "rent is due" for teenagers?
LRRbot: Squirrelanoids [B] | Creature — Squirrel Mutant [1/1] | Deathtouch
Lord_Hosk: Turn 30 its 21 to 20
rosesmcgee: @UtilityPunk Alright, I'm sold.
e_bloc: that art slaps
MegaDosX: We've got a reader
LRRbot: Old Hob, Alleycat Blues [4R] | Legendary Creature — Cat Mutant Rebel [4/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. It gains haste until end of turn. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step. / {1}{W}: Target attacking creature token gains indestructible until end of turn.
e_bloc: destroy, that's interesting
JKBalch: Oh, so that's why it's destroy
e_bloc: cool space to push into
johnnylongtorso: when do we get Universes Beyond: Cats
Chenderle: a flying menace
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ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I remember those adds in the 90s. Aggressive cowboys, like in Pace Picante sauce. "New York City!" I wonder if the Tombstone pizza adds came out before or after the 90s "Tombstone" movie.
e_bloc: @johnnylongtorso they have my money if its the butthole version
Simriel: Everyone enjoying Teetle Meetle Neetle Teetle?
Bugberry: @johnnylongtorso UB SWAT Cats
coachNelly: I felt that ‘great’ in my soul
ArtDecoSunburn: @johnnylongtorso Once we get all the cats organized in a line.
Micalovits: Is there a "Return all pizza from your yard" or something spell?
BrowneePointz: ye hes a pretty brutal and cantankerous gang leader
MegaDosX: Is this Serge getting a stomachache after eating too much pizza?
LRRbot: The Neutrinos [2RW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Rebel [2/4] | Flying / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, The Neutrinos get +1/+0 until end of turn. / Whenever The Neutrinos attack, exile up to one target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: someones ran out of dough
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ArtDecoSunburn I refuse.
e_bloc: its nice to know they can push an established mechanic into a new space, 30some years later
Dog_of_Myth:
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I knew you guys had a strong union, but I didn't realize you had such a sizeable press bureau!
convoyash: lol.
MegaDosX: This game was strange
Juliamon:
very 
coded
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: pizza pizza pizza FOOT
UtilityPunk: Is pizza pizza foot a new duck duck goose game?
coachNelly: the strangest DoorDash order
e_bloc: I mean that sounds like a great saturday night to me
AdamYMHMI: Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Foot was the weirdest Little Ceaser's promo ever.
LRRbot: Cool but Rude [1R] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / {1}{R}: Level 2 / Whenever you discard a card, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent. / {1}{R}: Level 3 / When this Class becomes level 3, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
LoadingReadyRun: pizza pizza pizza FOOT is halfway to a weebl song
ArtDecoSunburn: Poor Zog. Dethroned in Albania and in the NYC sewers!
LRRbot: Raph & Leo, Sibling Rivals [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [2/4] | Whenever Raph & Leo attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap one or two target attacking creatures. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
e_bloc: oh wow, thats a card
BrowneePointz: pizza pizza pizza foot has the same cadence as pen pineapple apple pen
e_bloc: serge you're a father of four
rogerivany: I could go for four pizzas.
Bugberry: lrr muckbang?
e_bloc: I look forward to playing both of those cards a lot in commander
coachNelly: did someone say FEETer?
Dog_of_Myth:
AugmentingPath: @ArtDecoSunburn The only one I remember specifically involved someone... rising out of quicksand with a rising crust or something?
dagoth__ur_: YAY
Micalovits: Pizza tier? I subscribe!
Dromos_GHG: feeter or feeder?
ArtDecoSunburn: @AdamYMHMI Sounds like that "Key and Peele" sketch about soul food. "And a human foot!"
niccus: the channel started on feeder audience!
BrowneePointz: @coachNelly good joke streamer
EbDorian: Hi Chat! I'm assuming I missed the draft, but no games yet?
superdude097: @EbDorian They just finished round 1
Juliamon: 2
EbDorian:
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc (Sam Cooke tries to work pizzas and feet into song about Saturday nights)
superdude097: Oh round 2! Right
BrowneePointz: drafts start an hour early
Juliamon: Stream started an hour early for the draft
Juliamon: Cori and Adam played first
Juliamon: speaking of earlier rounds, the entire 2nd round audio was clean as a whistle.
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ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Well, pizza-craving turtles are known for arriving early to parties. Often when the hosts are still preparing the cheese plate.
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MegaDosX: Ermagerd, tertles
WiJohn: Termage Muplant Ninpo Turmles!
thanzo: ternage mertent nernjer turmtles
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: +2 bit
MegaDosX: They have a blimp
ballesta25: Tutant meenage neetle teetles
LRRbot: Turtle Blimp [5] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/4] | Flying / When this Vehicle enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token. / Crew 2
MegaDosX: "SHOW BLIMP" - Paul, probably
Fruan: Guys like me go mad for turtle blimp
JKBalch: Ah yeah! this thing
LRRbot: Karai's Technique [1WB] | Sorcery | Sneak {W}{B} / Choose one or both — / • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
johnnylongtorso: the slowest, most conspicuous mode of transportation for the ninjas
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i showed you my blimp etc etc
LRRbot: Armaggon, Future Shark [6BB] | Legendary Creature — Shark Horror Mutant [9/6] | Flash / When Armaggon enters, destroy up to three target creatures.
JKBalch: @johnnylongtorso If it's good enough for Gotham, maybe it should be reconsidered.
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dsil88: I showed you my blimp please respond
n3ther: that is a neat card
nyc_mtg: lemme ephemerate that bad boy
thraximore: oh. it has NINE power
Mr_Horrible: "Flametongue Kavu Goes On Tren"
n3ther: YET
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
couchboyj: FU TURE Shark doot doot doo doo doot
Mr_Horrible: got his ass in the gibbet
LowUpsideCJ: gibbet mentioned
MegaDosX: "UB bad" is going to be a good chunk of it
LRRbot: Mutagen Man, Living Ooze [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Ooze Mutant [2/3] | Trample / Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {1} less to activate. / When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens.
Mr_Horrible: I think it was mostly a few pieces of "this seems rushed" that people latched onto
Micalovits: If TMNT wasn't a little silly with pizza I would have been disapointed
LRRbot: All Will Be One [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, this enchantment deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
BrowneePointz: that ART
MegaDosX: That is banger art
n3ther: that is some sick art
LowUpsideCJ: that rules
e_bloc: welp
nyc_mtg: is an ex-mutagen token related to a future shark
LRRbot: April O'Neil, Hacktivist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [1/5] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn.
MrSarkhan: yeah that art is sick
MegaDosX: She is doing a science
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: SCIENCE!
LowUpsideCJ: many such cases
e_bloc: I love all will be one, but that card is just too easy to bust
NotCainNorAbel: I wish I was a cat
UtilityPunk: Also pointing the beaker directly at her face. She needs to retake WHMIS
Mr_Horrible: oh that's neat
Mr_Horrible: delirium but for the stack
Micalovits: That all will be one art RULES - but is comic art cheating?
BrowneePointz: dang even THAT version of All Will Be One is $25
MegaDosX: Hairmonise
LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
e_bloc: oh I met a girl on hinge who was foot/ace
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
BrowneePointz: Alopex!
LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. If this creature's sneak cost was paid, instead exile the chosen creature.
LRRbot: Hidden Hideout | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / {2}, {T}: Target creature you control with a counter on it gains lifelink until end of turn.
thraximore: redundant
BrowneePointz: a tautological name
MegaDosX: You could play this in anything that puts counters on stuff
e_bloc: my command tower is also a witch's cabin
LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
thraximore: oh damn
drexciya808:
give lifelink 
BrowneePointz: Silhouette frame!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: KEVIN NASH
MegaDosX: Ominous!
thraximore: that's pricey
Mr_Horrible: nice silhouette artwork
MegaDosX: For now
ArtDecoSunburn: Like the tragic version of th gibble parable from the "Pillowman" play.
e_bloc: I think the other prints actually look even more like nashh
LRRbot: Krang & Shredder [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Utrom Human Ninja [6/7] | Whenever Krang & Shredder enter or attack, each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you may cast a card exiled with Krang & Shredder without paying its mana cost.
e_bloc: card good
MegaDosX: TMNT people, explain
Mr_Horrible: the later cartoon, iirc
drexciya808:
ArtDecoSunburn: @thraximore Baba Yaggs style with chicken legs?
e_bloc: more ask a ski mask
LowUpsideCJ: better than as shoes
AdamYMHMI: I'm guessing it's Krang wearing Shredder as a coat
MegaDosX: That is an incredible card if it sticks around
drexciya808: come on orzhov value
rosesmcgee: Body was in the shop, Krang gotta get around somehow
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: In TMNT Adventures #24-25, Krang temporarily took over Shredder's body. The Turtles freed Shredder, leaving him feeling indebted to them, which came up again later in the run. Bebop and Rocksteady took Krang away in a spaceship, dumped him into exile on a toxic waste planet, and that was the last we saw of all three of them in the Adventures run.
MegaDosX: "Don't ask questions!" - Krang, probably
Mr_Horrible: it's just the "I'm finally going on HRT" image meme
BrowneePointz: the silhouette frame SLAPS
EbDorian:
I vote for shark 
e_bloc: its dumb
owangel1: Super Shredder, played by Kevin Nash lol
drexciya808: Krang had many pathetic laugh at bad guy moments when he is caught outside his droid...bet that was one of those endings
BrowneePointz: that version is also $38
goombalax: a player dying in commander has all their permanents leave
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz It's like the frame of the masked patron in Amadeus.
e_bloc: I'd imagine better in older formats with fetches
Mr_Horrible: B/x "Cheap Creatures That Get Way Too Big"
Akaiatana: !card moonshadow
LRRbot: Moonshadow [B] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | Menace / This creature enters with six −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more permanent cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
BronzePanda: Search for arzcanta?
LRRbot: Moonshadow [B] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | Menace / This creature enters with six −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more permanent cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
e_bloc: from anywhere
MegaDosX: !card starving revenant
LRRbot: Starving Revenant [2BB] | Creature — Spirit Horror [4/4] | When this creature enters, surveil 2. Then for each card you put on top of your library, you draw a card and you lose 3 life. / Descend 8 — Whenever you draw a card, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
drexciya808: sickk
MrPipboy3000: Manifesting and flipping Moonshadow is messed up too
e_bloc: or dredge
cobthegreat: Snarling gorehound
Bugberry: Morcant's eyes are good with it in Limited.
Mr_Horrible: makes sense, considering LCI had descend
LRRbot: Mutant Town | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Genghis Frog [GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Mutant Rogue [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token.
Mr_Horrible: that's John Wayne
goombalax: chungus frog
Akaiatana: Moonshadow, Sir Konrad's Wife
drexciya808: it is pronounced frawg
nyc_mtg: my gay ghengis life
BrowneePointz: Attila Rasputin
drexciya808:
BrowneePointz: Genghis and Napoleon
nyc_mtg: and George Bush Frog
LRRbot: April O'Neil, Kunoichi Trainee [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | When April O'Neil enters, scry 2. / April O'Neil can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.
goombalax: I scry when angels deserve to die
drexciya808: chase
LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
LRRbot: Utrom Scientists [2U] | Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot Scientist [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
e_bloc: yeah 285 was the one I was thinking of
BrowneePointz: ye direct TMNT 2 reference on the 285 art
drexciya808: wp
LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: Doctor Doom voice:
goombalax: !card Endless Foot Assault
LRRbot: Endless Foot Assault [2W] | Enchantment | Squad {1}{W} / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.
LRRbot: Michelangelo, Game Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle [3/3] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.
johnnylongtorso: why did they make Utrom a creature type when Alien exists?
Bugberry: There was a 2/4 for 3 with that effect in Midnight Hunt that was really good too.
Mr_Horrible: "Guess what's about to leave the battlefield?"
drexciya808: OTVE
BrowneePointz: also I’m so sad the Last Ronin rated r live action movie got cancelled. they were gonna bring the OG April actress back too.(apparently Eastman said it’s not permanently in the Aether, but just on the back burner now)
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Karai's Technique [1WB] | Sorcery | Sneak {W}{B} / Choose one or both — / • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: well, it is if wheeler didn't block
drexciya808: @BrowneePointz maybe for best... comic kinda hits
LRRbot: Pain 101 [1B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gains deathtouch and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
Mr_Horrible:
doesn't he know how to Yes, And?
drexciya808:
@BrowneePointz that is amazing they lined up Og April
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LRRbot: April O'Neil, Hacktivist [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist [1/5] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn.
Mr_Horrible: a problem-free philosophy
Mr_Horrible: rare, these days
BrowneePointz: I think that April is also like the only 2007 TMNT reference in the set
drexciya808: dont hakuna my tata bro
BrowneePointz: Cam’s April
LRRbot: Squirrelanoids [B] | Creature — Squirrel Mutant [1/1] | Deathtouch
LRRbot: Insectoid Exterminator [2B] | Creature — Insect Mutant [2/2] | Flying / Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, scry 1.
drexciya808: word
Gekyouryuu: chat, I'm now 2-0 out of 3 rounds of my prerelease, going 2-0 both rounds. Krang & Shredder and Savanti Romero are good cards
Micalovits: Even just drawing one extra card a turn on a 1/5 is pretty busted
e_bloc: april's gonna be hanging out with narset a bunch
BrowneePointz: I think that is Scumbug
JKBalch: Zoids mentioned
lamina5432: zoids rules
Bugberry: Zoids was a cool show
underhill33: god i love zoids
drexciya808: my buds and I just started a band called squirrels of the multiverse … missed opportunity
LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
e_bloc: shoulda deleted your myspace
lamina5432: There are some actual good zoids shows and then there was the last one they made 6 years ago
nyc_mtg: tender eyes tenderize tender lies
LRRbot: Novel Nunchaku [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. / Equip {3}
Bugberry: just like in BG3
Gekyouryuu: now, judge question for someone else here: if they turn a creature into a 4/5 artifact creature, then use the Donatello that can copy artifacts, does the copy stay a 4/5 artifact creature?
BrowneePointz: I wonder if this version of Leatherhead is still Cajun
Mr_Horrible: starting a betting pool on whether they ever print a preponderance of equipment that *doesn't* immediately attach to something ever again
e_bloc: dang
e_bloc: what if everything is removal
Bugberry: We've had a few Aura fight spells in Green too.
drexciya808:
nyc_mtg: the foods? removal. the equipment? removal. the black commons and uncommons? believe it or not, also removal
dsil88: @Mr_Horrible Naw man. there's skateboard in this set
BrowneePointz: Cameron came back from lethal 0 with the white katana on Wednesday as well
BrowneePointz: it was sick
LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
BrowneePointz: HERMAN!
azninsect: oh my god i just got here and saw cams deck name. chefs kiss
LRRbot: Donatello's Technique [2U] | Sorcery | Sneak {U} / Draw two cards.
Mr_Horrible: "I could take 4" in the same tone as "I could eat"
nyc_mtg: technically ancestral recall
e_bloc: psychic damage
drexciya808:
LRRbot: High-Flying Ace [2W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [2/3] | Flying / {3}{W}: Target creature without flying gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Mr_Horrible: they shouldn't fly high
niccus: hi, flying ace
Mr_Horrible: that's dangerous
nyc_mtg:
good for them
LRRbot: Utrom Scientists [2U] | Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot Scientist [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
e_bloc: please do not send scarier goons
drexciya808: get ducked
e_bloc: don't send any goons
BrowneePointz: Also chat, if you’re in the mood for a good watch, The Rise of TMNT was a very good cartoon that was CRIMINALLY underwatched
LRRbot: Novel Nunchaku [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. / Equip {3}
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc send 1 non-threatening goon with a hot meal
UtilityPunk: So, two value engines walk into a bar. 6 turns later, they're at life arity
LRRbot: Zoo Escapees [1G] | Creature — Boar Rhino [2/2] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token.
drexciya808:
@BrowneePointz 🙏 
UtilityPunk: I do think Wheeler's rounded the corner with these rhinos
e_bloc: if wheeler draws the rest of his cards he will deck
LRRbot: Turncoat Kunoichi [2W] | Creature — Mutant Ninja Fox [3/2] | Sneak {2}{W}{B} / When this creature enters, choose target creature an opponent controls. Exile that creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. If this creature's sneak cost was paid, instead exile the chosen creature.
Mr_Horrible: my mother, to me, at age 13:
BrowneePointz: Mikey DOES have two sets of
drexciya808: this be a weird game
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible a preponderance seems to imply a large amount, but "ever again" leads me to think you're saying all equipment for the rest of time.
LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
JKBalch: I thought Cam was about to say "I haven't seen this many Nunchucks since the convent went to the Emo show."
dsil88: nun-chuck sounds like something a devil would do in a church
BrowneePointz: I haven’t seen this many nun chucks since Barry “the Chucker” Johnson visited the Convent
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible as is they still print a lot of equipment that don't autoattach or come with a body, people just noticed the increase in ones that do.
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, the LRR-meta
LRRbot: Utrom Scientists [2U] | Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot Scientist [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
drexciya808: imagine apologizing for a strong brew
Vinewood_OG: @dsil88 habitual defenestration
LRRbot: Slithering Cryptid [2{G/U}] | Creature — Fish Mutant [2/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
e_bloc: I get a little bit ghengis frog
BrowneePointz: Slithering Cryptid has good mouthfeel
dsil88: @Vinewood_OG nun-stration?
LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz "Whoops, there goes another one!
e_bloc: the mill plan might be the only plan
drexciya808: I'm holding out for Jin gitaxis frog
LRRbot: Rocksteady, Crash Courser [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Rhino Mutant [7/7] | Rocksteady can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Boars you control can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Forestcycling {2}
drexciya808: rocksteady finisher GGWP
Dog_of_Myth: !store
NotCainNorAbel: Store has mug; I have mug
dsil88: love the panelists!!!
Micalovits: Mug!
UtilityPunk: Fits a can perfectly, just remember to hotglue the can so it doesn't slide into your face
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And then Graham has a channel where he talks about things like Olympic Mascots
dsil88: I had to rewatch some of it since I kinda forgot what it was about
drexciya808: clean
UtilityPunk: Those are some stylish toques in time for third winter!
ArtDecoSunburn: @dsil88 That really would have set off the Bohemians in 1618.
lamina5432: watched that today
MrSarkhan: I wish I could wear a toque and/or scarf but they're only good for like maybe 1 week out of the entire year where I live.
Juliamon: There is SO MUCH MORE out there
Dog_of_Myth: And bobsled reviews
rosesmcgee: There is boundless art to appreciate
ArtDecoSunburn: @dsil88 Matched only by n nun-ception. BWAH!
sithenin: I prefer toast
Lord_Hosk: you guys do magic stuff?
Mr_Horrible: waiting for the "Creator's Talent" class enchantment in the next mystery booster
Mr_Bitterness: The idea that some folks only know Graham as "Olympic Style Reviewr"
gualdhar: the tuque and scarf look very warm, and its available just in time for the two gigantic winter storms I just survived
drexciya808: I am proud of our American competitors especially the one who was opening magic packs during her ceremony lol
NotCainNorAbel: *amazing videos
Fruan: My entry into LRR fandom was when I realized that the Unskipable guy, the Stripsearch guy and the Friday Nights guy was all the same guy. I'm deeply amused that someone could now have that experience with the Olympic Mascots guy.
ArtDecoSunburn: @ShaneLeeAtk The LoRR(e)?
BusTed: awesome
drexciya808:
LRRbot: Featherbrained Filcher [W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/2] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
Juliamon: Amber Glenn cracking value was great
Dog_of_Myth: It's a great video Graham
Mr_Horrible: we love esoterica, especially when it's well-researched
LRRbot: Crustacean Commando [1U] | Creature — Crab Mutant Soldier [0/3] | When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token.
Dog_of_Myth:
ShaneLeeAtk: @ArtDecoSunburn Hmm... Yes. Undeed.
azninsect:
Mr_Horrible: the box is full of Old Bay, he's lying
Vinewood_OG:
LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Someone get the Old Bay
e_bloc: nice crab hun
Mr_Bitterness: 'EEeeeeh, I'm blockin' here!
UtilityPunk: He was a crab commando soldier, in the heart of the apple's sewer
drexciya808: @Juliamon 😊
Lord_Hosk: have you ever considered doing house moving content? I would watch that.
LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
Mr_Horrible: and you're gonna be done real quick
e_bloc: thats pretty dark
Mr_Horrible: "What if I just beat you to death?"
LRRbot: Ray Fillet, Man Ray [3U] | Legendary Creature — Fish Mutant [3/3] | Flying / When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
Bugberry: Wasn't there a similar beefy ninja in Kamigawa neon dynasty?
ArtDecoSunburn: I first discovered LRR videos online shortly after you started posting in the 2000s. They were Quicktime right? Intermittently watched for a decade and a half. Never watched any Magic stuff you did until recently, and I don't even play the game.
Akaiatana: He's the creator of XKCD, yeah?
BrowneePointz: fun facts I just learned. the term Beanie goes back to the 1500s primarily as hats used by English laborers and fisherman, and Toque is ALSO the name for those ridiculous big chef hats
ghizmou: everybody loves ray, man ray
BrowneePointz: Post Malone, Man Ray
drexciya808: man ray, one of the greatest dadaist painters
LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I really want to see Post Malone pilot a Ray Fillet commander deck.
Mr_Horrible: mmm, sushi
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible The Baltimore Mafia. Turtles on a Wire?
LRRbot: Featherbrained Filcher [W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/2] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
UtilityPunk: Shredder's technique in the kitchen is unparalled. He prepares such delicacies as manta filet
drexciya808: messed up city pigeon
LRRbot: Mutant Town | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Micalovits: I love this ugly ass pigeon
Vinewood_OG: Always cook your pigeon to a minimum internal temp of 74c/165f.
Mr_Horrible: @ArtDecoSunburn Shredder asking if you taking notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy
ArtDecoSunburn: @UtilityPunk I assume his shredded pork is top notch.
LRRbot: Novel Nunchaku [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. / Equip {3}
Mr_Horrible: just a "GRAWK!" and feathers slowly falling
drexciya808: keep the change ya filthy animal
LRRbot: Death in the Family [1B] | Instant | Exile target creature with mana value 3 or less.
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Quintessential Katana [W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, untap it and you gain 2 life." / Whenever a Ninja you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {2}
Fruan: So. Uh. There's a lot of black removal in this set, huh?
BrowneePointz: look that Pigeon is also a person. you just KNOW he goes on and on about his Mom’s Sunday Gravy
e_bloc: filching always gives me pause because its way too close to a tremendously lewd work
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Once you realize Mayor Carcetti is also Littlefinger, it all falls into place.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah
BrowneePointz: fun fact chat: Cameron used this Katana to come back from a LETHAL swing to end the game at like 25 life on Wednesday
BrowneePointz: it was Wild
drexciya808: 1 katana household.
Mr_Horrible: @ArtDecoSunburn I basically did the Leo point when it dawned on me, it was really funny
dutchmoose: When my mom was getting a tour of her current apartment, the tenant at the time had a Bat'leth hung on the wall
drexciya808: @dutchmoose qapla’
Mr_Horrible: the moral victory
ArtDecoSunburn: @drexciya808 This is an underappreciated remark.
bububu__01: live and die by the crab
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love that band
Mr_Horrible: incredible, Wheeler
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Mr_Horrible: truly incredible
azninsect:
ArtDecoSunburn: @dutchmoose Did the realtor offer to include it?
Fruan: Did someone dare Wheeler to bring up as many kinks as possible this stream?
Mr_Horrible: usually don't see karma pay off that fast
Micalovits: I think he dared himself
BrowneePointz: Titus Andronicus was my fave character on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
drexciya808: not a beach read
drexciya808:
Lord_Hosk:
i was buying gas at a shady gas station by the community college and they gave me a katana with a fill up. it was either that or a weird glass vase 
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Well, both related terms are grubby, in different ways.
metbol7: @Fruan mentioning feet seemed inevitable
e_bloc:
UtilityPunk:
Yeah, that's an acquired taste
NotCainNorAbel: really, no one said 'it was fine'
ArtDecoSunburn: @Lord_Hosk Were you then asked to go on a series of fetch quests to the provincial castle? Were you eventually joined by a squabbling archer/barbarian duo?
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Mr_Horrible: 10%
Mr_Bitterness: Oooooooohhhh
MegaDosX: Oh.
underhill33:
JKBalch: Ah, wow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi Doctors @loadingreadyrun ! I just 3-0'ed my PR!
e_bloc: the changed ending was great
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I like turtles!
Mr_Horrible: they actually all stood up and cheered at the end, it was weird
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Congrats.
NotCainNorAbel:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth 
drexciya808:
BrowneePointz: Me after Everything Everywhere All At Once tbh
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty!
Mr_Horrible: I thought the olympics were over
Jennie_Fuchsia: I went to a play on content moderation and it was so good but I almost walked out when I felt faint, but it would’ve been worse to faint on the stairs than in my seat so
LRRbot: Genghis Frog [GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Mutant Rogue [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token.
LRRbot: Featherbrained Filcher [W] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/2] | Flying / When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.
BrowneePointz: 3-0 Puerto Rico is Bad Bunny’s next album
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Actually, my Mom and step dad are in Puerto Rico on vacation, wheeler.
LRRbot: Utrom Scientists [2U] | Artifact Creature — Utrom Robot Scientist [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Gotta keep that torch burning somehow.
e_bloc: might be an unpopular opinion, but the rooftop lands are so much better than the pizza lands
glitched_goddess: “No, he said…pie pants.”
UtilityPunk: Cawblade at home:
drexciya808:
wisegerbil: Hey look! It's that guy from Shuffle Up & Play!
BrowneePointz: the rooftop lands are rad
BrowneePointz: cuz that bird is a man
Fruan: Get that pigeon!
drexciya808: bm
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the bird is back on the escalator.
ghizmou: he's got teeth and abs
niccus: what percentage of the wildlife in tmnt nyc used to be people?
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz I hope it involves promo sessions of sugarcane fields being planted at local game stores, like the field planted at the half time show.
drexciya808: @niccus all
LRRbot: Foot Elite [2{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
ArtDecoSunburn: @niccus Common risk with all the puddles of ooze.
nyc_mtg: l33t f33t
Mr_Horrible: don't recommend picking up a sword with your feet
Mr_Horrible: seems dangerous
EbDorian: @Jennie_Fuchsia I've had someone collapse down the theatre stairs over me in an aisle-seat before. It was upsetting for everyone involved.
LRRbot: Rocksteady, Crash Courser [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Rhino Mutant [7/7] | Rocksteady can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Boars you control can't be blocked by more than one creature. / Forestcycling {2}
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I'm waiting for "The Office"-themed credenza lands.
BrowneePointz: @niccus for you AND Graham: so a big portion of the set is based on the IDW comics, where there was a big storyline that kicked off with a Mutagen Bomb detonating and mutating a big portion of NYC(this area would be quarantined as Mutant Town)
drexciya808: fuckin rocksteady is beyond meme seems good dude
LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
nyc_mtg: holy hell what
bububu__01: wait cameron is cooking
drexciya808: whoaaa
LRRbot: Tenderize [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
MegaDosX: That katana is some mall ninja shit
JKBalch: !card katana
LRRbot: Did you mean: Quick-Draw Katana; Ancestral Katana; A-Ancestral Katana; Quintessential Katana; Samurai's Katana
BrowneePointz: I’ve seen that art
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz And where in the city was Mutant Town? Manhattan?
e_bloc: I blame, as always, colossus dreadmaw
BrowneePointz: I don’t remember which Borough(s) got hit @artdecosunburn
drexciya808: too crunchy
LRRbot: Mutant Town | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
drexciya808: gg
e_bloc: solid timing
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz I've seen parts of Staten Island that look like they would qualify.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the cards seem fun!
nyc_mtg: thats the nyc difference baby
GrathXVI: Wait, but aren't we supposed to hate it?
drexciya808:
1000 ty
UtilityPunk: This set has legs, and feet! Better than expected
ghizmou: I had doubts about TMNT but the PPR convinced me to go to the pre release and I had a blast
bububu__01: @UtilityPunk and shells
ArtDecoSunburn: @nyc_mtg How pumped are you for this deck?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
e_bloc: cedh and canadian highlander are practically cousins
Larkonus:
Thank you for the stream! 
BrowneePointz: ooo another camp
Dog_of_Myth: Oh sweet
definenull: camp cardboard returns!
Micalovits: Ohhhh, nice!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: neat!
Larkonus: Ooh, excited for that!
nyc_mtg: @ArtDecoSunburn draft seems fun, only other format i play is pauper which very little juice in this set tbh
ghizmou: camp cardboard is great !
g0blinslide: OH Yay!!
drexciya808: paper mtg letsgetit
idontgetmyrealname: oh nice! I wasn't expecting again this soon
MrCaseyTeaches: Camp cardboard. Again. Great.
EbDorian:
More Deck This Out?? 
MrCaseyTeaches: Love it!
dsil88: camp cardbaord again?! sweet! Can I come??
ArtDecoSunburn: I hope the tents at Camp Cardboard don't crumple in the rain.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooooo
Juliamon: OOH
n3ther: chaos draft
definenull: d e c a d e n c e
drexciya808: hell yea
MichaelSnowbird: sweet
MegaDosX: Neat!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oo babey
BrowneePointz:
Jadaris: any draft or sealed planned for camp cardboard?
nyc_mtg: the real giveaway is that stacked cast goddamn
Fruan: Damn, that's a stacked stream
ghizmou:
e_bloc: really putting the chaos in chaos draft
Dog_of_Myth: Amazing steam
drexciya808:
spikes 
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go Canadian Highlander
e_bloc: Meghan is high-level chaos by herself
nyc_mtg: im assuming there will be pauper and if there's not i WILL cry
Larkonus: AFK will be AFK.
Micalovits: I hear that Wheeler wants to lose in highlander some more
ArtDecoSunburn: @nyc_mtg Well, I like city-themed sets, so nice to see a fictionalized NYC. (again)
drexciya808:
e_bloc: cards are worth things use protection
lamina5432: gnight
BrowneePointz: Ye this version of NYC felt way more at home in Magic than Spidey’s too realistic take @artdecosunburn and I say that as a BIG comics dork
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Interesting. More lived in, or more in line with the flows of the game?
Micalovits: Helps that not everything is a human/spider - mutants are much more varied
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cats?
BrowneePointz: @artdecosunburn I think it’s the whimsical and fantastical nature of it
drexciya808: @BrowneePointz tmnt nyc is gritty and hard; love the change from marvel
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Neat.
CaptainSpam: Yeah, it's like how we go out and get a coffee where the foam is shaped like a human head.
BrowneePointz: @drexciya808 I was gonna say it’s a lil goofy and over the top and neon
e_bloc: cats are sentient?
ArtDecoSunburn: @drexciya808 Like early '90s "Law and Order" !
n3ther: matt o7
drexciya808: @drexciya808 as p sully said, they caught the ninja turtles aesthetic in the art of new york as shithole lol
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @e_bloc some
Vinewood_OG: We believe
drexciya808: @BrowneePointz true…
BrowneePointz: the og mirage TMNT was fairly gritty @drexciya808
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Unfortunately even typing cats are at risk of AI replacing them.
drexciya808: @BrowneePointz word
BrowneePointz: YES
Micalovits: Everything is a better entry point than actuall LoL
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ArtDecoSunburn Jokes of them, I have been accused of being a robot for decades.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I would fear a Robo-cat.
BrowneePointz: League is an incredible game, that I regret most of my life choices while playing
Micalovits: Annoyingly five man premade LoL is still also one of the best multiplayer games I have played
lamina5432: time to plan a mid morning tuesday draft
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz One of the places where it overlaps with someone making that comment about baccarat?
dsil88: night y'all been fun
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KWardJenx: Thanks so much for this stream. This was fun
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drexciya808:
dumbo3k: bye
e_bloc: another pretape I guess
thanzo:
ty ty ty 4 the stream! 
dumbo3k: that last look by graham xD
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