PUBG Community Custom Night || Crossing the Streams

   LoadingReadyRun: Custom Room Name: Serges Fun Time Lobby - Password: buttslol
 Metric_Furlong: hey pre-stream chat, anyone got any PS1 game reccomendations?
 Diabore: seeing some good names here
 TheMerricat: @Metric_Furlong FF7 
   LoadingReadyRun: @Metric_Furlong THPS2.
 Earthenone: ninja shadow of darkness was my first ps1 game
 TheMerricat: Any of the Twisted Metals that are on PS1
 calculated_uncertainties: crazy taxi
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 Metric_Furlong: @Earthenone huh, not actually heard of what one, so you're currently winning the obscurity points 
 Metric_Furlong: *that one
 Strebenherz: @Metric_Furlong Grandia, legend of dragoon, and breath of fire for a few
 TheMerricat: IIRC simcity 2000 wasn't bad on the ps1
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: PUBG Community Customs Night!) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
 SnackPak_:   
 Manae:  
 Strebenherz: niice
TheAinMAP: 
 Manae:   
TheAinMAP: Signal
 hyralt:    
 lamina5432:  
 Metric_Furlong: main screen turn on
 Diabore: lets do a shooty!
 lamina5432: chat I amunable to play today and am sad
TheInferno390: time to play this game bad
 idontgetmyrealname: another community night another "maybe I'll like PUBG if it try it a 10th time thought
damn_i_am_pretty subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 124 months!
 damn_i_am_pretty: Let's go Wiggins! [clap clap clapclapclap]! Time for Three Kills!
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APODionysus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months!
 APODionysus: ello I'm hear to see Wiggins get shot
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 TheMerricat: Pubg is fun as long as you avoid playing with other people. 
 ShaneLeeAtk: If only this laptop could handle PUBG...
 protojman: will today be the day I "get gud"?
 spo8n: lol butts
 APODionysus: I do enjoy these
 APODionysus: watching them
 ShaneLeeAtk: This music sounds like the interlude for a 90s hospital procedural.
TheInferno390: why am I getting 10 ads? is it pre-rolling?
JoeKim: wow i forgot how bad the sound equalizing is on ads
JoeKim: this shit sucks
DigitalSeahorse:   
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 JoeKim: oh that works too
 TheMerricat: You know there is a way to avoid the ads 
 JoeKim: yeah but i'm poor
 JoeKim: lmaoo
AzaleaCloud: Many of us understand the struggle, JoeKim.
 hyralt: Dang.  Anonymous gifter beat me to it.
 xantos69: I maintain there is a growing movement to make ads worse so people just pay for services.
 Diabore: @xantos69 oh 100%
 TheMerricat: @xantos69 This.
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a feature, not a bug.
 Diabore: then they start adding ads to paid content to push more expensive subs
AzaleaCloud: Anyway, what up, gamers.
 CodenameBluebird1: Finally back for a customs night!
TheInferno390: I’m less upset that there’s ads and more shocked that there’s so many. that’s… a little over the top on Twitch’s part
 TehAmelie: games is up!
Pal_Friendpatine: soon we’ll be watching a small vid of ads in the corner of all our content, paid or otherwise
Pal_Friendpatine: ads on ads on ads
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 Strebenherz: o/
 Diabore: omni vore and omni lord beside each other in game
 TheWriterAleph: oh hai!
AzaleaCloud: You're muted, James!
 schordash:   
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 SnackPak_: 
TheInferno390: Maybe my Deadlock experience will translate over to PUBG tonight (unlikely)
 GasCityGaming: yup!
AzaleaCloud: XD
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hello!
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 CodenameBluebird1: Yes
 Diabore: yes
 hyralt: we hear you now
 omdorastrix: Yes
AzaleaCloud: Yes, now we can hear you
 PharaohBender27: 
rxpalindrome subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
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ralphthellama: yes
TheInferno390: Hoi James
chaos5896: yes hi
 APODionysus: remember chat, if you're playing tonight your number one goal is: Shoot Wiggins
 GasCityGaming: 25 in lobby, let's get more!
 Diabore: you changed the room name so i couldnt find it
 APODionysus: your number 2 goal: shoot James
 TehAmelie: right, i had planned to learn this game a little bit and join in next time. . .PUBG time played: 0
 pleonasticTautology: Pubguh!
loufghyslaufey: Dammit!
 TheWriterAleph: my game is taking forever to patch T-T
 Darleysam: buttslon?
loufghyslaufey: I thought this wad a week away...
 damn_i_am_pretty: "Why am I playing this? It just gives me anxiety." -- Matt Wiggins, on a PUBG Crossing the Streams
 pleonasticTautology: "buttslol"
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams it our bi-monthly (the one where it happens every other month) PUBG Community Custom Night! | James is hosting, and we've got Graham, Serge, Alex, Wiggins, Funko, and JoeKim along for the ride. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116162553751192421
loufghyslaufey: *was
 ladyjessica: buttslon
 Dog_of_Myth: 500 Good luck to all who will be playing
 A_Dub888: @APODionysus what about James?
 lamina5432: wishing everyone a fun time, I'll join next time
 Darleysam: parnets
 Diabore: i see funko in discord but not in lobby?
 niccus: buttslon
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 omdorastrix: The stakes have never been lower
 pleonasticTautology: I am! got a haircut
 Diabore: fuck local isp
 Strebenherz: STILL?  that blows, condolences
 gualdhar: ooooooooooooooof
ghyllnox: Again???
 xantos69: Yay for PUBG nigh!
 MrSarkhan: wow that sucks
 SnackPak_: Serge's fun time lobby sounds like an innuendo
 PharaohBender27: Ooof doofa
 Diabore: @ghyllnox sincae saturday
loufghyslaufey: Hang on, i gotta plug my rig in for the.... download, probably?
TheAinMAP: Wednesday? Ouch.
AzaleaCloud: Oh, is that why the streaming schedule has a huge blank space?
 Dog_of_Myth: Understandable
 pleonasticTautology: we all just remember when you first moved to Mk6
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thaigeprime: I got 5 bucks on profblahson
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phoenixletmeuseadashd: You upgraded too greedily and too fast
 TehAmelie: i hope the ISP is giving some fat discounts at least
ghyllnox: I believe what I'm remembering is the moonbase move snafu
 APODionysus: @pleonasticTautology oh god I remember that mess
 Diabore: @pleonasticTautology that was only (redacted) years ago
 RatherLargeToad: internet tube is clogged
 damn_i_am_pretty: did you try turning the Moonbase off and on again?
 xantos69: I'm legit curious... Does LRR have redundant internet to the Moonbase?
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 APODionysus: I'll stream for you James
 James_the_Dabbler: I'm coming!
Forgotten_Sanity: I forgot this was today, which button is shoot?
 GasCityGaming:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 gualdhar: time to hotspot a cell phone
loufghyslaufey: Don't you mean,... "moonbases ago...?"    
 damn_i_am_pretty: sometimes you can't plan for disaster
AzaleaCloud: I remember when you FIRST moved in to Mk 6, it took a while for the internet to get set up, but that's it
 Strebenherz: it doesn't come up until you need it 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 James_the_Dabbler: I have kibty in my bed
 pleonasticTautology: pubguh!
 SAJewers: !clip
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 pleonasticTautology: lmao
 Darleysam: they're all just out of shot
 jibkat: Firends and also Matt
drrek0: And some of them you don't even pay to be your friend!
RayFK subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 139 months!
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 jibkat: 
AzaleaCloud: Hellay!
 APODionysus: "look"? we can't see them
 Darleysam: hellayyy
 pleonasticTautology: TAKE TWO?
 APODionysus: this is audio
loufghyslaufey: LRR presents... CTS Week: The ISPs Wars! Yeah, chat?
 damn_i_am_pretty: This PUBG could've been a Marathon
 APODionysus: HEAR all these people, sure
DigitalSeahorse: hell eh! the most Canadian Hell yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Izandai: Halloo, hallay!
 n3ther: 
 James_the_Dabbler: "Grink" energy
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
thatguysteve2709 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
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 TehAmelie: hellae!
 ContingentCat: Hellay
 n3ther: The Matt Wiggins!
Lysander_salamander: hella
ralphthellama: hellay one and all!
DigitalSeahorse:  Hell EH
AzaleaCloud: Good moray. Yes. Lovely eel.
 pleonasticTautology: Alex is also quiet?
DigitalSeahorse: Alex could be louder
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ClumsyPerfectCoffeeBuddhaBar-gW9ChqURYhSfPavx
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurryAmericanPangolinOSfrog-dyG52592U-_buxHT
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Darleysam: no, Marathon Server Slam closed a few hours ago
 Darleysam: it's back on Thursday
 jibkat: Quality over quanity
 Trymantha: I am unable to play today(curse having to be on site for work today) Good Luck Everyone who is playing
 Diabore: WOW the shade on matt after playing with him yesterday
 sheqesi: gghf y'all!
 James_the_Dabbler: My only goal today is to get payback for what Serge did to me last time
Lysander_salamander: I don't want to pay for that
DigitalSeahorse: wait what's 40?
 GasCityGaming: is teams on?
 A_Dub888: 
 gualdhar: @Diabore did you play with him, or shoot him in the head repeatedly?
 Diabore: there are teams, the teams are teams of one
 sheqesi: #blameserge
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 SnackPak_: #BlameSerge
 Diabore: @gualdhar no jordan played with matt and g on his home stream yesterday
 pleonasticTautology: hey James can you bump the overall voice volume in OBS by any chance? I have to have my computer volume capped to hear everyone
 Strebenherz: #blamejames
 gualdhar: oh, ok I get it now
 korvys: James's main error is indugling Serge
DarthRagnar815:  He walked into the lobby like he was walking onto a yacht... 
 Diabore: @gualdhar yeah then jordan says "i wanna play with g and a person good at extraction shooters"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Reading the contract explains the contract.
mrMorphius: Was the reward a tasty ice cream?
 Diabore: 45 i think we go
 APODionysus: james and Jordan is plenty loud but the rest of the guests are quiet
loufghyslaufey: So is this PUBG: BATTELGROUNDS? Cuz two other PUBG with "Exp Server" & "Test" listings exist on my end?
 damn_i_am_pretty: only 46?
  RayFK: @loufghyslaufey Yes, just the normal one
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @loufghyslaufey yes battlegrounds
 James_the_Dabbler: All of the really good players aren't here for now
 James_the_Dabbler: Phew
DigitalSeahorse: my hard drives are too full
 jibkat: oh hey damn_i_am_pretty 
 Diabore: @loufghyslaufey yes, battlegrounds, test and exp server are different
 c_money_2000: thank you so much for doing these.  you guys are a lot of fun to play with
 A_Dub888: @RayFK you’re a normal one
 Diabore: SAME
 ContingentCat: 
 TehAmelie: "er, angel?" "be not afraid"
 c_money_2000: booo, snow was cool
 damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat oh no they've found me
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun like a week after the last cts pubg they went hard into the snow for like a month
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StupidAntediluvianFrogBleedPurple--6XPocHx5W9fm-Ub
phoenixletmeuseadashd: forenite is inherently cartoon
 TehAmelie: did they just put in all the costumes they could think of to fill up the store?
mrMorphius: Fortnight is committed to making fetch happen, so it happens
Izandai: Matt will be fine because he didn't get used to Marathon to begin with. 
 Diabore: 100%, id love if the robots did less damage and took less damage, its so hard to loot
DigitalSeahorse:  🍴 
Izandai: 
 public_key_reveal_party: we'll solve the too many menus problem by adding more menus
TheAinMAP: 
 gualdhar: what happens if you don't jump from the plane? does it force you too eventually?
Lysander_salamander: the flickering animation on the loading screen is a bit painful
DoodlestheGreat: @gualdhar Yes,
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can't spell marathon without moth.
DoodlestheGreat: Or math
Lysander_salamander: how adorable
 RatherLargeToad: regurgitate the runner bodies
AzaleaCloud: Or thorn
 Darleysam: <---this thing
 Darleysam: the little worm by my name 
 WokenClick: Woo first killed
 Mr_Horrible: the aesthetic of the silkworms spinning cable in the original trailer was extremely good
 Booster6: welp immediately killed by james
TheAinMAP: 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: classic pubg hot drop death
 korvys: Shout out to Yoko Taro
 TehAmelie: first blood!
mrMorphius: I'm so happy Jordan is here tonight lol
 pimiento: 
 Mr_Horrible: James "I don't think about you at all" Turner
DaxStrife subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
 DaxStrife: Here for the chatter of Hurty McGurtie's Bullet Squirty.
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 Mr_Horrible: he's like that lizard
mrMorphius: Lizard
 matthaus_c: lizr
 gualdhar: New Sergeism just dropped!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: you're welcome for the MG james
 Nigouki: speaking of ashamed of your words and deeps: when I told my brother that MGS4 is finally getting a modern port his reaction was: "Oh right, that game has like 4 Quiets"
Izandai: If it hurt Serge for the wrong words to come out of him he probably wouldn't be with us today.
 James_the_Dabbler: I got a good kill and then got taken out like trash
 James_the_Dabbler: Heck
 Metric_Furlong: the sun was in his eyes 
Izandai: @Nigouki  He's not even wrong.
 gualdhar: luckily Korea also has video games
 pleonasticTautology: LA doesn't
 korvys: You could make him feel worse, Joe 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmericanSavoryTireBabyRage-w2EzMJSu1ZQARK7V
 TehAmelie: aww, the perfectly arranged Matryoskhas
Lysander_salamander: oh
DigitalSeahorse: booldz  
Lysander_salamander: oh, putting out a hit on him
mrMorphius: Calling in a hit
 Metric_Furlong: Joe "the grudgeholder" Kim
Lysander_salamander: good luck I'm off to do laundry
 APODionysus: I shoukd do a load too
 WokenClick: K
 APODionysus: if I do a load now... I can build gunpla in the morning
ralphthellama: imagine playing PUBG where half of the "players" were like DarkSims from Perfect Dark
 Gaelan_Maestro: alt f4
 jibkat: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Mr_Horrible: it's time fow youw five pm cwaniaw conditioning, pwincess
 DaxStrife: For a second I thought they were all talking like Homestar Runner.
 Mr_Horrible: that's a big part of the game, some would argue
AzaleaCloud: The most decisions of all time
 public_key_reveal_party: gamers never look behind or up
 Metric_Furlong: Gamers don't look up *or* back
 pleonasticTautology: and twirling, always twirling
Izandai: One must practice forward-moving PUBG.
 Welbog: Hellay
 JKBalch: Is there a bounty on LRR members?
 APODionysus: it's... not a real car
 APODionysus: it's a video game
 Astrovore: Diabore got me 
 APODionysus: chatt im worried about Matt
 neisan2112: Oh god the fucking doll
 Strebenherz: Does that count if someone gets wiggins
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 gualdhar: Joe does the labor Joe gets the capital
 matthaus_c: 5 subs to JoeKim and 4 sock puppet accounts
 jibkat: Bounties tend to be for hard things Strebenherz
mrMorphius: It counts twice if they get Wiggins and we hear it on voice
 JoeKim: i stream. you can just gift subs to me directly
 JoeKim: lmaoo
phoenixletmeuseadashd: wow the jet skies are gitchy
 schordash: a reverse bounty system, eh
Izandai: @Strebenherz No, Matt forfeited his rights to such privileges when he left the island.
 Booster6: i think james is hunting Serge
 Dog_of_Myth: Consume
 damn_i_am_pretty: every time you kill a LRR member, you owe JoeKim a sub; everytime you kill JoeKim, you own Matt Wiggins a Sub, etc
 SAJewers: can't gift sub but here's 100 for JoeKim 
 korvys: Well, if they slow down cause you shot, they'll take a bit of damage
 Twilight_Spark: Don't clip that out of context nosiree
 e_bloc: !clip\
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 e_bloc: 1clip
 e_bloc: p[whatever
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 e_bloc: ty
 terribleplan: Good news: I rescued my cats that got outside. Bad news: I died.
 Redbassist: !magazine
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 SymphonySolstice: @terribleplan a necessary sacrifice
ghyllnox: "It's a sign of our friendship that we all cluster together without knowing and kill each other <3"
 TehAmelie: for the good of cats
 PharaohBender27: 
 SAJewers: !clipazine
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chaos5896: do click spectate or observer?
 Redbassist: 
 SAJewers: oh wow that does work
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 Shurtal: merricat's hunger killed them
 jibkat:  TheMerricat is cool like that
 korvys: It's a family friendly stream, but the family is kinda messed up
 PharaohBender27: 
 Nigouki: silly James, the SAW is a suppression weapon, not a killing weapon
 TheMerricat: 
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
AzaleaCloud: I kinda wanna see Wiggins's POV now. XD
 GasCityGaming: My PubG crashed 
 SnackPak_: too late
ghyllnox: 
Izandai: Damn, Diabore filled his quota early this week.
 Shurtal: i was on it, it was funny
 Twilight_Spark: Emeritus status, can't get it off.
mrMorphius: 
 TehAmelie: James is just built different (handling a squad weapon alone)
 SymphonySolstice: gg Diabore on your 2nd wiggins
TheAinMAP: 
TheInferno390: huh
 A_Dub888: Matt “Founding Member of LoadingReadyRun” Wiggins
 PharaohBender27: OUCH
mrMorphius: Haaaa
 Mr_Horrible: okay but once you use one the rest are useless
TheInferno390: well I’m bugged out
 korvys: Grahams pristine, untouched, first aid kits
ghyllnox: F
 pleonasticTautology: Watch out for that—
 pleonasticTautology: ooooo...
 schordash: 
 pleonasticTautology: tree...
adept_nekomancer: Tree should have dodged.
TheAinMAP: 
 Redbassist: Nice chunk tree
mrMorphius: 
 PharaohBender27: 
ghyllnox: That one too
 Mr_Horrible: "I tire of this driving, these roads"
 schordash: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "officer I swear it came out of nowhere"
TheInferno390: My game crashed so I reloaded, but it let me come back into the game. I have no health but I’m not dead and can’t spectate
 Mr_Horrible: mental image of Serge peddling for his life on a bicycle
 e_bloc: he's got a bicycle
 Twilight_Spark: Pububudublub, thanks for the grub.
 Mr_Horrible: with the pan on his back
 schordash: Diabore be cleaning house
 GasCityGaming: @TheInferno390 mine crashed too and i couldn't rejoin
 Shurtal: well, the person who killed me is still in it, so go them
EbDorian: Just joined the stream, has Cam killed Matt yet? 
 APODionysus: who killed Matt?
 schordash: 
Izandai: Diabore
 SymphonySolstice: diabore got the wiggins trophy
 PharaohBender27: @EbDorian I don't think Cameron's on this stream
 APODionysus: @Izandai LMAO
mrMorphius: Huddle and wait for death
 Shurtal: matt drove into a hole, and gcouldn't get out
Izandai: Yeah, filled their quota early this week.
 APODionysus: diabore is truly our hero
chaos5896: god speed, serge
 e_bloc: o brother, thou arst fucked
 GasCityGaming: my PUBG is updating now lol. hope it's done in time for next round.
 PharaohBender27: 
 hyralt: Matt fell in a hole?  That's kinda James' thing
 schordash: xD
 Mr_Horrible: the bullets ain't worth a thing if you don't spend em
 hyralt: @GasCityGaming hell yeah.  join ussss
 public_key_reveal_party: you only need to not miss once
 Shurtal: so how long has serge been out of the zone?
AzaleaCloud: The car itself could have a spoiler
 public_key_reveal_party: @Shurtal I think he has yet to be in the zone
 GasCityGaming: @hyralt I was there then it crashed lol
kusinohki: you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
 hyralt: @GasCityGaming oh nooooo
 Nigouki: Jordynne could probably be very easily motivated to put together a highlight reel of just the misses
kusinohki: and aprox 99.89% of the shots you do take...
 TheMerricat: =
 62MGcobra: Diabore ump'd me. i'd feel bad about that but its Diabore
 schordash: so how do you blink while playing this game?
 SymphonySolstice: like a gecko
 CodenameBluebird1: I died in the ocean 
 schordash: 
 SymphonySolstice: lick them one at a time
 TehAmelie: what was it Jarhead said, "the marine dies for 30,000 poorly placed rounds" or some figure like that
 schordash: 
 jibkat: You could of helped Matt
 protojman: 
Izandai: Goddammit jibkat.
 jibkat: 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: valid strat serge
Izandai: Don't you laugh at me.
 Mr_Horrible: Serge on that Running Man reenactment
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardIronicAdminRitzMitz-Sy5T6mcBNnB7I4Uz
 jibkat: im laughing with you Izandai
Izandai: Incorrect.
 SymphonySolstice: 
 schordash:  f for serge
 gsyhiap: Just got here, how many did we start with?
Izandai: 64-ish?
 damn_i_am_pretty: 46
 gsyhiap: @Izandai  thanks
 A_Dub888: @Izandai we’re all laughing comrade
 damn_i_am_pretty: they started with 46
 jibkat: Close enough
Izandai: Ah
 jibkat: damn_i_am_pretty always has the count
AzaleaCloud: o7 for Funko
 jibkat: o7
 schordash: o7
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 PharaohBender27: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: I'm trying to not take notes tonight
TheAinMAP: 
 schordash: 
TokenMickus: I just want to say I am not a bot, just unused to the controls and was lucky at the start.
Lysander_salamander: How's everyone doing?  Is this still the first round?
 PharaohBender27: He's FOCUSED
 pleonasticTautology: when you lock in, you can do anything.
 gsyhiap: 
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander It is the first round
 hyralt: yes still first round
DigitalSeahorse: 
 WokenClick: hit tab and it'll bring up a list as well
Lysander_salamander: Oh, less time passed than I  thought
 Mr_Horrible: hachi machi
 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk
 TheMerricat: Diabore is OUT!
ghyllnox: \o/
AzaleaCloud: Snipe
 CaptainSpam: Bang!
 Diabore: good run
Scarbble: nice
 c_money_2000: my nutsack!
 jibkat: o7 Diabore
 ContingentCat: Niice
 Redbassist:   
 SymphonySolstice: gg diabore
Izandai: WHAT
 gsyhiap: 
 Mr_Horrible: the quickscope
Izandai: 
 62MGcobra: @Diabore i didn't hear you come up on me
 APODionysus: what a shot
 TheWriterAleph: G f'n G
ghyllnox: \o/\o/
 ContingentCat: Omg what
TheAinMAP: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Y'all were next to each other SO long
 Redbassist: Gawdamn
 CodenameBluebird1: WOWWW
 schordash: 
 Darleysam: probably got cramp by that point
 APODionysus: Jesus
 sheqesi: I can't believe I survived that long!
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Lysander_salamander: did they turn up airplane drops?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: lol that crate drop
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DaintyReliableEaglePicoMause-3370P04F7TecFsIO
mrMorphius: Mmm chunk
 Diabore: see the problem is, third is forc
AzaleaCloud: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VenomousFantasticSandstormBCouch--8THQVydJbNCrUmb
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
Izandai: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: hahaha
 jibkat: toooo focused
 schordash:  
 TheWriterAleph: 
 hyralt: ohhhhhh
AzaleaCloud: Awwww
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
ghyllnox: o7
Izandai: After all that.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice:   
 gsyhiap:  so close
Lysander_salamander: can someone die from a crate falling on them?
 hyralt: gg
 margieargie: Almost!
 Redbassist:  
 Diabore: kill leader lets GO
TheAinMAP:  
mrMorphius: The chicken of the dinner
 JKBalch: Nice
 CaptainSpam: ggs
 ContingentCat: Nice
  Juliamon: Lysander_salamander unless they've changed it, sure can
 pleonasticTautology: ggs
chaos5896: gg
 Diabore: GO ME, KILL LEADER
 schordash: VT gg
Lysander_salamander: nice
 korvys: Good jog, Serge
 Booster6: My goal for this game is to not be immediately killed by James
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KindLaconicRingTwitchRaid-GHpoKzpiSsTb_wEZ
 schordash: @korvys 
forcorus1: not bad for a kimeski drop
Lysander_salamander: I keep forgetting to install this game and try out the tutorial.  Maybe next time.
 damn_i_am_pretty: including you, that person sitting there
KeytarCat: Diabore?  More like Kill-abore!
 Diabore: also killed a matt, so personal victories
Barb4rian: I’m planning on joining on next 🙂
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loufghyslaufey: Cool. Half-way there...?
 sheqesi: iT WAS ME
 Dog_of_Myth: @Diabore Doing good work there
 drummermunson: I wasnt prone you got me then died lol
 sheqesi: Sorry for the caps
 orrie104: Diabore dd you enjoy the bear suit?  
 Shurtal: shooting matts in a hole shaped barrel
 Diabore: @orrie104 i was obligated to take it
 orrie104: 
 Diabore: if you kill the bear you take the skin
 orrie104: Indeed.  I like this evolving PUBG lore...
 Diabore: i was going to shooty range, then the circle showed
 James_the_Dabbler: Muting, see you on the others side
 sheqesi: Bear Suit Riot, RIOT!
 Strebenherz: how many gigs is pubg total?
 matthaus_c: the deadliest shape
irtehmongoose: I underestimated how much damage that late game circle does
 GasCityGaming: @Strebenherz 45
phoenixletmeuseadashd: haha finally auto run
 schordash: BusTed??
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Redbassist: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 jibkat: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: the Diabore comes for us all
 Diabore: matt i didnt mean to kill you this time, you just happened to be where my bullets ended up
DigitalSeahorse: 
 jibkat:  bounty on Matt 
 xantos69: 50 bITS
 matthaus_c: but /can you/ ignore us
 schordash: 
KeytarCat: He'snot ignoring you forever!
Izandai: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 1 is a factor of 10
Izandai: 
 Strebenherz: PFT
 pleonasticTautology: NO. BAD.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
ghyllnox: 
 Vinewood_OG: 
 korvys: This got weird, fast
 schordash:  o-oh no
loufghyslaufey: Oh, here's a moment of wiggin's spacial awareness, hang on.
 matthaus_c: whole new meaning to slappers only
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 jibkat:  And Matt wonders why his chat is like this
 APODionysus: MATT
 pleonasticTautology: @korvys typical Matt behavior
Izandai: 
ghyllnox: LMAO
loufghyslaufey: Check out this clip! wiggins streaming Marathon! https://www.twitch.tv/wiggins/clip/CleanElegantEyeballDBstyle-CKC2cW5ZhxiUyRNF
 Redbassist: Any clowns in this car?
loufghyslaufey: "Right.... there!"
 TehAmelie: at least it weren't full Naked Gun huh
DigitalSeahorse: ignore me!  
Lysander_salamander: didn't they add zweihander swords to this, during their LARP event?
 Arclight_Dynamo: I was hoping Wiggins was going to get hit by James' car while he was saying that and James had the map up...
Lysander_salamander: Also, is Larp-mode still available?
AzaleaCloud: Snerge took over for a second
KeytarCat: "The first blood is mine!"
 LurkerSpine: yeah I say "Thanks for the games" now
Izandai: I always lead with "Thanks for the games."
 lamina5432: exactly that
 pleonasticTautology: Pokémon TCG does fistbumps, apparently
Izandai: Sometimes it was bg.
 pleonasticTautology: and by "apparently" I mean "I got fistbumped a lot on Saturday"
 Twilight_Spark: Rituals!
 circusofkirkus: yup, the youth sports ethos
Lysander_salamander: Baseball I think?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Curling does it.
northos: yeah, in sports "good game" isn't a statement that the game was close and interesting, it's just an expression of general sportsmanship
ghyllnox: 
Leesagna: wooo dave!
loufghyslaufey: I do relate to that actually, recently?!
 TehAmelie: i guess it reinforces that you were just playing a game so nobody takes it personal
Leesagna: rip dave
 LurkerSpine: do they still play "Chelsea Dagger"
Pal_Friendpatine: If a loser says GG as the winner I’ll reciprocate. Otherwise a thanks first is better if I win
 Serivus: Stupid Chelsea Dagger...
DigitalSeahorse: Pool players shake hands after
phoenixletmeuseadashd: that is twice the game spanwed me on a MG
Lysander_salamander: wow
AzaleaCloud: "Thank you fans"
Lysander_salamander: that sounds like bad manners
 pleonasticTautology: Mariners 
Pal_Friendpatine: Curling is good luck and GGs all around
Despoiler98: yeah that sounds like a sporting event in Chicago
 LurkerSpine: did they skip the Stars of the game/
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 Arclight_Dynamo: I think the way they should do hockey OT is to add another player to each team every 30 seconds until someone gets a goal.
 pleonasticTautology: I am in a position in my life where I may get Mariners season tickets
AzaleaCloud: YouTube, yeah
 Serivus: youtube in US, canada has a TV deal so you can't watch it on youtube
Lysander_salamander: oh I should catch up on it
 TehAmelie: i remember NFL has rules for additional overtimes that still are kept in sealed envelopes
Lysander_salamander: nice
 APODionysus: so is every Bananaball game?
 APODionysus: I think
 APODionysus: which is also very cool
AzaleaCloud: Has there ever been an NFL game that went to more than two overtimes?
 APODionysus: (banana ball RULES)
Izandai: @TehAmelie Please elaborate.
 TehAmelie: um, NHL
 WokenClick: Enjoy your loot jordan, after all the work I did haha
Lysander_salamander: I kind of wish I could see Funko flying around
AzaleaCloud: Oh, you mean NHL? I mean... the Lightning and Blue Jackets went to 5 overtimes in the 2020 bubble playoffs, I didn't know it could get more egregious
 e_bloc: sadly, check out the easter epic between the caps and islanders
 e_bloc: sadly as a caps fan
 TehAmelie: yeah i think in like 4th overtime they get five pucks. and 7th or 8th has never had to be explored
AzaleaCloud: To be clear, I mean 5 overtimes -in the same game-
northos: @TehAmelie it seems like this may be a joke that has been passed around as the truth
 LurkerSpine: an SKS is basically an AR-15. Not sure how pubg treats it but I wouldn't call it a DMR
 Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie Five pucks on the ice at once?!
 e_bloc: 4 overtimes in a game 7 in 1987
Lysander_salamander: nice
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
Lysander_salamander: hell yeah blood mon
 schordash:  
 Twilight_Spark: "time"
AzaleaCloud: Ah crap, my Temple Garden turned into a Mountain
 Arclight_Dynamo: Eclipse tonight.
 schordash:  fair
 A_Dub888: is anyone on a nonbasic land?
 matthaus_c: ah damn it I left all my nonbasic lands drying outside
 CaptainSpam: Dangit, now I have to secure my Terraria village against zombies.
Lysander_salamander: I have watched people play Zelda too much.  I'm hearing the blood moon speech now
 Darleysam: gonna pronounce 'blood moon' so it rhymes
AzaleaCloud: Blewd mewn
Leesagna: blud mun
 Darleysam: bludmun
 Mazrae: Is next month a pink moon or something like thay
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loufghyslaufey: I will admit though... Myself: "Oh, no. Here we go. Please don't." That if I don't do as well as I "devil's advocate" myself into a game, then my go-to phrase will usually spell out into, "No thx, no re" when a match ends
 damn_i_am_pretty: Blood Moon is good, it means Chatthew will regrow in numbers for Matt Wiggins' stream tomorrow
 e_bloc: no the blood thing happens every month
Lysander_salamander: doing a sweet ramp
Jadaris: eclipse is east coast only afaik
 e_bloc: hold on I'm being told that's about something else
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallStylishMushroomRickroll-tpFxWewmTEMM13L4
 pleonasticTautology: @damn_i_am_pretty unless it's a RAM leak blood moon
 schordash: the vore on bore violence continues 
 Diabore: ah shit, got caught looting a crate
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 schordash: o7
Izandai: @pleonasticTautology Panic blood moons still respawn enemies, I'm pretty sure.
 SymphonySolstice: gg merricat
 schordash: 
AzaleaCloud: You should know loot crates are a trap, Diabore. Usually they're financial traps, though, not the kind that make you die. >.>
 Booster6: Jordan got me
 pleonasticTautology: @Izandai it does but I don't think it powers them up?
 Diabore: @AzaleaCloud i was right that someone would be watching the crate, but i covered on the wrong side
Lysander_salamander: anyone on a boat?
DigitalSeahorse: tiny ship
 pleonasticTautology: because RAM leak Blood Moon is to reset the world state because of too many spawned things
 WokenClick: I somehow got into death came mode where I can't swap off this one person hah
AzaleaCloud: @Diabore Ahhh, lost the 50-50. Been there in many games.
Lysander_salamander: that was a fast one
loufghyslaufey: Idk, maybe from anticipating the loss poorly, the enemy team playing better, the team I'm in feeling in over our heads...
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
WitchyTQ: the moon is very full and bright and its still light out so its v pretty
 Diabore: not a chance matt, you gonna have to run
 APODionysus: it's so cold out
 RelwinEJ: Was super spooky last night here with the clouds right around the moon
 Diabore: were
Izandai: @pleonasticTautology Is enemies leveling up tied to blood moons? I thought that just happened based how much XP you have when you get close enough for the enemy to load in.
 pleonasticTautology: @Izandai it's tied to Blood Moons, that's when it happens
 e_bloc: now they are permanently retired
Izandai: Huh, TIL
 GasCityGaming: game froze/crashed on my again, after I died this time at least.
TheInferno390: Funko. 
 TehAmelie: very dense cloud cover over here. i miss the moon ;_;
 Diabore: james...
 Mr_Horrible: Funko was clearly just trying to head off another Cape Fear Situation
 e_bloc: remember, your retirement fund never runs out when you're dead
WitchyTQ: The entire eclipse is visible from start to end for us. At 3AM. 
WitchyTQ: subscribe for more moon facts
 Diabore: im big on smgs now, real easy spray pattern
 Drasvin: Hello internet people
 Mr_Horrible: it's the gun that makes you say "AK!"
 matthaus_c: apologise to Mr. Kalashnikov right now young man
 Marvoleath: !subscribe moonfacts
 GasCityGaming: *subscribe to moon facts*
AzaleaCloud: @WitchyTQ Is made of green cheese? y/n
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh good it's safe for me to be out tonight without becoming a werewolf. I mean what
WitchyTQ: this blood moon is also known as the "worm moon"
 WokenClick: Wiggins aren't you canadian?
 NotCainNorAbel: Do Canadian's have the Fifth?
 CodenameBluebird1: I died to Funko lol
 Diabore: how uh, how you doing alex?
WitchyTQ: @AzaleaCloud No. sadly bebunked.
 Darleysam: 🪱
 karpma: @NotCainNorAbel no
 Mr_Horrible: @WitchyTQ oh we're getting another one of those?
loufghyslaufey: It feels, better almost? When I acknowledge how I don't play as well, then at the same time feel disengage from rematching against the same team of players that played better?
 public_key_reveal_party: pro tip, do not take legal advice from wiggins
AzaleaCloud: Curses. Once again I have to settle for boring old shiny regalith.
 APODionysus: it's chatt will convict Matt regardless
loufghyslaufey: If that could even make sense?
 schordash:  nymnCorn
 e_bloc: just instantly verbally destroyed
 APODionysus: when has Wiggins ever remained silent
 Diabore: oh omnilord nooo
 SymphonySolstice: damn
 omnilord: rOFL
 Nigouki: Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms provides protection against self-incrimination under Section 13
p_johnston: It's time to hunt the Matt!
 e_bloc: also canadians are way too polite to try to get you to self-incriminate
 damn_i_am_pretty: @e_bloc cops are cops, tbh
 SymphonySolstice: gottem
 TehAmelie: generally the freedom of expression covers the right to tell lies and to not incriminate yourself
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ATrophonian: 
 Diabore: matt you had a dmr, it wouldnt kill in one
 schordash:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 e_bloc: @damn_i_am_pretty look I just want to believe there's decency somewhere in the world.  and that means the complete abscence of cops
mrMorphius:  
 APODionysus: LMAO
 matthaus_c: "For England, Graham?"
 Diabore: i was PRAYING the third one in the jeep was gonna take out matts shack
Izandai: @e_bloc I think that's a failure of imagination, TBH.
 Nigouki: I would actually recommend Canadians read the Charter, we broadly have the same legal protections we hear about in american crime media, just under not as "amendments"
 hyralt: Whew.  I killed Serge!  Sorry, Serge
Izandai: Yeah the US is kinda weird for codifying our Bill of Rights as amendments to one of our founding documents.
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, it makes it sound like the founders were like "Oops, these are super important, but we forgot them in the base text for some reason"
 Nigouki: iirc that's because they just couldn't agree to the language originally
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun James.  What's a butt slol?
 SymphonySolstice: your founding documents are kinda shit tbh
thedepthandbreadthofseth watched 5 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
I'm streaking.
 xantos69: Who is LRR Omnivore?
 SymphonySolstice: got forc'd
ghyllnox: F
 Diabore: forc is 2 for 2 on james kills
TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: the same killer, no less
 Nigouki: MG3 goes brrrrrrrr
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 pleonasticTautology: space
drrek0: f5
 Diabore: you alex and forc were there FOREVER
 WokenClick: same thing happened to me James
 e_bloc: someone's got your number
 damn_i_am_pretty: @Nigouki getting the document out for approval overrode trying to agree to the same set of rights, and let them uses the bill of rights as leverage to draw people on board
DigitalSeahorse: 
 schordash: 
Izandai: It's been quite a while since, my social studies classes, but I think the big issue the founders saw with a bill of rights was that if you write out "people have these inalienable rights" that leaves open space for people to say "those are the ONLY inalienable rights people have"?
 schordash:  o7
Lysander_salamander: oh, ghille suit
tycoonbosh: @AzaleaCloud They were the result of compromise between several of the colonies and codifying them as amendments rather than part of the document itself was part of that compromise, for what it's worth.
 public_key_reveal_party: gamers only occasionally look down
DigitalSeahorse: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: @tycoonbosh and the convention was kinda sorta NOT supposed to be just rewriting the basis of government
AzaleaCloud: @tycoonbosh But they're still part of the constitution. Like, what does this compromise even do besides make it look stupid?
 TheMerricat: I'm gratified after killing myself last round, I got Graham and Alex this time. 
Izandai: Well it got the Constitution ratified, for one thing.
AzaleaCloud: Let's go Funkoooo
 CodenameBluebird1: wooow funko lol.
DigitalSeahorse: 
Forgotten_Sanity: top 10 and a kill, I can now retire
 hyralt: Go funko!
tycoonbosh: @AzaleaCloud It helps justify the thought that it's a living document, meant to be updated with time, something we've neglected to do societally.
 SymphonySolstice: sick chunk
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice shot
 terribleplan: Ok, I'm happy to die to funko
 APODionysus: Funko is terrifying
 CodenameBluebird1: Funko killed me so forever cheer for Funko lol.
 public_key_reveal_party: did ian secretly decide to join?
Lysander_salamander: mad max mode
 gualdhar: who let Funko play with low latency that's a cheat code
 Shurtal: well, i'm satisfied witht my showing in that round
 APODionysus: what the hell
 Darleysam: isn't Serge's family from Italy?
 WokenClick: watching some of these actually good players control their recoil is impressive
 Diabore: the mg3, its a kicker
tycoonbosh: For the record @azaleacloud I don't disagree with anything you've said, just trying to provide context from my understanding
 Diabore: "low" is 600 rpm iirc
 damn_i_am_pretty: @AzaleaCloud the meeting was closed door, but I tend to believe it was a way to avoid confronting slavery after the first compromise
AzaleaCloud: @tycoonbosh I understand. I know you're not arguing with me.
 JoeKim: yolysses i'm sorry if i made you jump out of your skin
 xantos69: Anybody know who Lrr Omnivore is?
Lysander_salamander: I remember a while back there was a battle royale that had you in a mad-max situation, scavenging  for armor and guns for your car.
Lysander_salamander: Too bad it didn't take off
irtehmongoose: well that was a bad place to slow down to try to med
 Diabore: which f wins
 schordash: Forc, can you avenge my husband? xD
 jibkat: @xantos69 Ian I think?
 Diabore: forc
Izandai: Anyway, by the time the Constitutional Convention was done and they sent the thing out to the states for ratification and they learned people really thought there ought to be a bill of rights in it, no one was in the mood to put together another convention just to fix that. So there was a bunch of political wrangling along the lines of "Look please just ratify this thing and the first thing we'll do is add a bill of rights, I promise."
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: sure did
 SymphonySolstice:  
 hyralt: dang forc op
 schordash: 
AzaleaCloud: Forc too strong 
 e_bloc: player 26
 couchboyj: Dinner for two
AzaleaCloud: Devs plz nerf
 Nigouki: look, some people REALLY like chicken
ghyllnox: Two chicken dinners? How do you eat that much in one night?
p_johnston: Put a fork in James. He's done.
 xantos69: All V fork?
p_johnston: For that round.
 sheqesi: GGs
tycoonbosh: @damn_i_am_pretty Article I section 9 was pushing that argument off
 schordash: Forc bounty? x)
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 gualdhar: top 5 only get pistols this round
nillasprite: We love Forc in this house
 hyralt: I made top 20 let's gooo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SquareDotCube: Moon's bloody
 schordash: 
Lysander_salamander: good luck with the next match!
p_johnston: Theres always a chance of Matt winning. Just like there's a chance of him getting hit by lightning.
 c_money_2000: gee gees!
 schordash:  
thegiftedgrifter: lets gooooo!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: the LRR charter states the password must always be buttslol
 James_the_Dabbler: What happened to Funko
 schordash:  o7
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can someone please tell me what "slol" is?  I'm worried my butt may have one! 
 SymphonySolstice: just dipping for a round
 Diabore: @James_the_Dabbler stepping out a game
 aprilmoxt: Its a very fun game even with zero hours
 LurkerSpine: man I cannot wait for that Avatar fighting game
 schordash:  
 Nigouki: Jade?
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 TehAmelie: can you finish Marathon in less time than it takes you to run a marathon? could be a challenge
thegiftedgrifter: the lack of chicken sounds quite sad
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 Diabore: oh thats a FLIGHT path
 Diabore: james, road trip again?
 Diabore: ill give you 5 stars again
 schordash:  
 SymphonySolstice: are you still in the clown suit
Seabats: if james wins this game I will do a 3 hour stream doing anything he wants me to
 Diabore: @SymphonySolstice sure am, but i got a money suit now
 SymphonySolstice: nice
 schordash: 
 Lord_Hosk: Everyone take a dive to James!
mrMorphius: There's stakes now
Izandai: That's a dangerous promise, Adam.
 HorusFive: @Seabats Minecraft or Boshy?
Seabats: no
 public_key_reveal_party: Everyone frag yourself
p_johnston: Ok everyone lay down and let james win!
 shendaras: 
p_johnston: Don't stream your taxes!
 schordash:   
Astramentha: everyone except James take a dive
 Seabats: no throwing for content
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Omnipotrevor: A watchalong stream of the Avatar Sequels
 e_bloc: do they audit people in canada
 Seabats: time to lock in
 APODionysus: CHAT
 niccus: i dont think this is enough to slake the bloodlust of lrr fans
 APODionysus: Time to sacrifice yourselves
 Fruan: 2% chance!
 TheRenewedValor: What was buttz pass for next round?
Izandai: No APO, no throwing.
 LurkerSpine: chat, lock in, team up, kill James
 A_Dub888: Boshy round 3?
 Orestes290: James gets shot out of the air
p_johnston: They won't be throwning. More jumping into the sea.
 lightfut: Adam does goat stream?
Izandai: 
 ContingentCat: Punch a chunk?
Jadaris: watch castlevania for 3 hrs
loufghyslaufey: Like an IRL or what exactly is being entertained here?
 e_bloc: the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at pubg @Seabats
 Simonark: Literal Minecraft, it's just punching a chunk in a park with a pickaxe until the police turn up.
 Seabats: hate to say it but james doesn't have the clutch gene
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Simonark I endorse this plan
 Micalovits: The police shows up in minecraft?
Izandai: Don't lie to us.
Izandai: You loved saying that.
 e_bloc:     
 HorusFive: @Seabats Do you?  Do you hate to say it?
 TehAmelie: now i wonder what a clutch could do for your genes
 A_Dub888: @HorusFive he’s being polite
 Mr_Horrible: and they all look the same 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @HorusFive  Horus.
 niccus: but does he have the magoo factor
 schordash: 🫴📯is this a locking in??
Izandai: Good lord.
 Mr_Horrible: "Everyone is here!"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie Lets you shift between dominant and recessive
Izandai: Then again, Smash Bros Ultimate has 89 fighters. Then again again, Smash Bros Ultimate is not meant to have a balanced competitive meta.
 Strebenherz: LOL
 TehAmelie: could be useful to design your babies. but wait. . .
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie No, no... I want to her where you're going with this.  
DigitalSeahorse:  
EbDorian: @TehAmelie I've seen this Gundam series
thedepthandbreadthofseth:   
 TehAmelie: it only goes to eugenics :x
 Lord_Hosk: He drives fast
 Nigouki: In Canada we got E-Transfer with no fees :V
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie it needs to be limited to only the options you'd have in like a PS1 character creator. You get to decide what silly hat they start with and that's it.
 public_key_reveal_party: it's like rock paper scissors for joe's address
 TehAmelie: i like that
 GasCityGaming: i'm glad someone else saw that
 Mr_Horrible: look, if the car flips twice, it cancels out
CamperBob_: Thats a GEICO only
 Mr_Horrible: are trees not also citizens of the earth?
 Dog_of_Myth: First one is free
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can confirm; babies come with hats!
 e_bloc: that's what my neurologist said:  the first seizure is free, after that you get medicated for it
 Strebenherz: oh no
 Seabats: what is this loot simulator
 Seabats: start shooting
 Lord_Hosk: I know where both Joe and Jordan live. https://i.imgur.com/qYKAZ4Z.png
 pleonasticTautology: it's the same with Seattle 😔
 ContingentCat: Yeahh
AzaleaCloud: Hi Adam
 Dog_of_Myth: @Seabats 
 niccus: on the plus side, your bike has built-in MAD
 Mr_Horrible: look, Adam, he's doing this in place of renewing the WoW sub
 pleonasticTautology: there are SO MANY scooters piled up ALL OVER SEATTLE
 pleonasticTautology: I HATE IT.
 Seabats: ain't no way james is ever renewing a wow sub
 matthaus_c: electric scooters are great environmental storytelling though
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Seabats: ok now do james
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c always have the urge to toss them into the river
loufghyslaufey: A sub for wot James?
DigitalSeahorse: walk more around Alex's place I guess?
 korvys: Is serge muted?
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible what did the river do to deserve this D:
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c it's called a river when it's smaller than the creeks back home
 Mr_Horrible: :V
 Lord_Hosk: @pleonasticTautology Those rental scooters?
p_johnston: Everyone else is killing and dieing, crashing cars and living like it's an action movie. James i having a nice stroll through the countryside.
 Mr_Horrible: gotta fatten that sucker up
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk yeah, I fucking hate them
Izandai: James you need to die so you can spectate Matt.
 pleonasticTautology: they're all fallen over, all the time
 Mr_Horrible: it is so funny to hear all of this while James has not seen another soul this whole game
 pleonasticTautology: I want to throw them in the canal.
AzaleaCloud: Somewhere on that river, Dan Olson's glued-shot copy of Fifty Shades of Grey still floats....
AzaleaCloud: glued-shut*
 pleonasticTautology: @RayFK would you help me throw rental scooters in the canal
 Lord_Hosk: I suspect its not that they are fallen over, but dropped.  "I got to my destination... bye"
 Mr_Horrible: bro's playing borderlands
 RassilonDND: Luv you guys. encore hour of pubg?
 pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk okay, fair. they are *prone*
 Seabats: too bad none of that loot is the mandate of heaven
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
DigitalSeahorse: 
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 HorusFive: James is Larping a Pinata
 GasCityGaming: and me
ActualFactual: Mandate of heaven is outside the circle somewhere
 matthaus_c: it's the law of conservation of entertainment
 Mr_Horrible: it's like your friends heckling after dying in Peak
 Seabats: @ActualFactual hi
p_johnston: Matt sitting there "healing" himself in public.
ActualFactual: @Seabats hi :3
ActualFactual: sorry, let me revise that. Meowdy :3
 Lord_Hosk: (grenade bits)
 lightfut: Yes, discussing Matt's sins
Izandai: 
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 Seabats: fuck
northos: 
 Mr_Horrible: FUCK that woulda been funny
Lysander_salamander: nice
Izandai: That was excellent.
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
ghyllnox: 
 Shurtal: thanks for killing my murderer James
 e_bloc: you might as well jump
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, when I heard electric scooters, I was thinking vespas, not segway.  This makes much more sense now.
 Mr_Horrible: first person he sees just pancakes his ass
 Arclight_Dynamo: 
Lysander_salamander: dang
 Seabats: god bless
 DiscordianTokkan: Adam is safe
 public_key_reveal_party: No! adam's stre
 Mr_Horrible: Adam roams free
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Izandai: I love that you popped onto the roof of the car.
 damn_i_am_pretty: died like he lived
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Correct and correctly reached are no the same.
aClonedPickle: well hey we can watch matt now
Leesagna: watch him as he goes
 rosesmcgee: The funerary coach was a nice touch
Izandai: Now please spectate Matt, I want to see what he's doing.
 Seabats: double or nothing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Putting Segways in this game would be peak comedy
AzaleaCloud: Looks more like your body phased through the roof and "rode" off into the sunset
 Seabats: if you don't win I get to make you do one
 Lord_Hosk: 6 hours
 gualdhar: IRL Hot Yoga stream
 Mr_Horrible: it's already nothing, tho...
 GasCityGaming: James plays PoE?
 MilkInBags: don't get baited like that james
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna make James play Street Fighter 6
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming 1 or 2?
 Lord_Hosk: James does a 3 hour stream or Adam does a 6 hour
 GasCityGaming: yes
 Seabats: no
 Seabats: holy shit
 Seabats: if you win, I do it
 e_bloc: plot twist, adam, makes james do his own taxes on stream
Izandai: 
 Seabats: if you lose, you do it
 Seabats: yes
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueSilkyAyeayeRlyTho-neClAy7pTU9no5Xf
 Seabats: no just 3 hours
 public_key_reveal_party: Does adam pick the games if james loses?
 RassilonDND: Double it and pass it on to the next streamer
 Seabats: I aint thinking of something you can do for 6 hours
 damn_i_am_pretty: don't do 6, your all middle aged
aClonedPickle: that doesn't sound like double or nothing but i guess that's splitting hairs
p_johnston: 3 hour live streamed cycling stream.
 Mr_Horrible: a very vague definition of "double or nothing" but I'll take it nonetheless
 Seabats: you have a paramecium brain
AzaleaCloud: I don't know if everyone involved in this wager understands what "double or nothing" means
 e_bloc: I mean golf takes a while
 Nigouki: James please find Matt TV
 e_bloc: holy shit paramecium brain has been called
 Lord_Hosk: Whats a Paramecium?
 matthaus_c: we get to see this Premier Matt Content now
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Golf followed by coffee?
 e_bloc: @Lord_Hosk I dunno, what;'s a paramecium with you
northos: @Lord_Hosk nothing much, what's a paramecium with you?
 MilkInBags: what's a 'brain'?
northos: @e_bloc eyyy
 MacbethSeemsSus: *flops in from work*
 HorusFive: Engine off, radio on
 Mr_Horrible: just in a parked car jamming out to Sabrina Carpenter
 shendaras: strangely doesn't work as well on a motorcycle.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 matthaus_c: @MilkInBags a miserable pile of worms
Lysander_salamander: do people still hide in flipped cars in this game?
 pleonasticTautology: okay if this is Matt Channel now, then it's time for all of Chatt to antagonize Matt
 damn_i_am_pretty: OHNO
DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: who’s got a good Matt Fact?
 Darleysam: more like Matt Winnins
 MilkInBags: if diabore is in the top 10 you can ban them from the channel
p_johnston: We got permission you heard it!
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 Lord_Hosk: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 he's not making it past 15 alive 
 niccus: if matt wins he should decide what both these people stream
AzaleaCloud: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Izandai: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 gualdhar: Matt has 0 survival sense doesn't he
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
ghyllnox: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Seabats: matt plays video games like he's never seen a way to control them
 GasCityGaming: lmao
 rosesmcgee: 
 e_bloc:  
 MilkInBags: unvoluntary pacifist run
Lysander_salamander: the pvp in this voice-chat is vicious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This channel must have the most hysterical list of subscribers
 damn_i_am_pretty: @A_Dub888 Matt has drank 533 cokes on his home stream
 RassilonDND: wait, you arent using scroll wheel down to shoot and up to fire?
 pleonasticTautology: cool everyone's on board with how to treat Matt
 HorusFive: Maybe we try firing. Then we can work on aiming
 RassilonDND: *reload
 Nigouki: Matt Wiggins autobiography will be titled "With Friends Like These"
 hyralt: gg inferno
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was confident Matt wasn't going to make it again because he was crawling
 damn_i_am_pretty: idk, Matt performs better under idiotic amounts of pressure
 62MGcobra: damn bike got me
 HorusFive: Matt trying a full pacifist run?
Izandai: @Seabats Added this to the quote database on Matt's channel.
 Mr_Horrible: Jafar over here saying "Get your ass in the Cave of Wonders"
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NimbleElatedWaffleSoBayed-5rlkpUlBrCqXTsS2
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NimbleAbnegateMilkKappaWealth-AWb9CM9QCm7sbEeJ
 Lord_Hosk: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 RassilonDND: Whats in the loot slaw? Lots of things!
ghyllnox: 
 circusofkirkus: Matt with 9 demons on his shoulders and no angels
 Simonark: Winning this on a pacifist run is going to be so impressive.
 Mr_Horrible: also an expensive cut
 Dog_of_Myth: @Izandai Amazing 
7gorobei: if Wiggins wins, does everyone else have to do a 3hr stream?
 WokenClick: bah, got sandwiched
p_johnston: No we all know Matts favorite game. It's Legend of the Dragoon.
 Mr_Horrible: yeah I'd get into the tunnel for that
AzaleaCloud: Sub-ocean adventures? 
 PharaohBender27: Subocean!?
chaos5896: confirmed dead
 NotCainNorAbel: God's perfect game
iarethel0ser: Stairway to the subocean.
mrMorphius: Sub stairs
 MilkInBags: matt plays this like a half A press mario 64 speedrun
 Mr_Horrible: yuuuuup
 schordash: 
Izandai: 
 SquareDotCube: it's not even a good game
 Lord_Hosk: Graded copies of video games?
AzaleaCloud: To understand Matt's strategy, we need to talk about p a r a l l e l   u n i v e r s e s
 Mr_Horrible: that's what happens to a cult classic that no one gave a shit about for the longest time
 Strebenherz: yeah vintage video games are bs
 schordash: 
thegiftedgrifter: ah dang, how do i stop the cinematic cam again?
mrMorphius: Matt plays this like James plays Minecraft
TheInferno390: My brother just killed me
 hyralt: @mrMorphius dig a hole.
 Mr_Horrible: K iirc @thegiftedgrifter
Izandai: @Lord_Hosk I assume it's mostly the packaging that's graded?
 Lord_Hosk: Time to get that Graded Matt!
 MilkInBags: hey james where is the copy of the lords of waterdeep
thegiftedgrifter: @Mr_Horrible goat
 MacbethSeemsSus: But how play game if stuck in box?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mrMorphius Constantly and improbably falling?
 Arclight_Dynamo: GB carts have batteries in them, right? So that's going to destroy itself?
 Mr_Horrible: just passing on what they said earlier 
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Izandai: 
 circusofkirkus: lmao
 MilkInBags: 
 hyralt: gg matt
AzaleaCloud: NOOOOOOOOOOO
 ATrophonian: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 RassilonDND: what happened?!
Barb4rian: That voice line omg
 matthaus_c: he was right, that was extremely entertaining
p_johnston: Matt tried his best.
 korvys: Open your eyes *and then use them*
 TehAmelie: tic-tac-toe with automatic weapons
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 ContingentCat: o7
p_johnston: Unfortunately that was Matts best.
 schordash: o7
 terribleplan: Man, nutsack is killing us
 schordash: 
 ATrophonian: 
 Mr_Horrible: like I witnessed an innocent animal being killed for sport
 pleonasticTautology: someone clip that PLEASE
 Shurtal: Matt's got special eyes, apparently
 MilkInBags: animal crossing firing skills
 APODionysus: it's possible Matt is not very good at this
 TehAmelie: nutsack has a lot of torque (sorry)
 RassilonDND: lol forc is hunting us all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That's how you end up in the ER
 matthaus_c: you should hire a hit on Forc for the /next/ one, your stream will be on the line
 Darleysam: boooooooooo
 Diabore: james who was i fighting in blue?
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 Mr_Horrible: 17 dollar ForcNight giftcard
 e_bloc: I mean i think it was their night after the second game
AzaleaCloud: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InventiveRelatedRaccoonTheThing-2TA0UkDxS0otz50q
 Diabore: ah drummer
 Sethalidos: oof graded pokemon silver is $3000 USD
 RassilonDND: serious question: Whats the current meta for guns in PUBG?
 Diabore: also sorry graham, you just stood there i didnt expect to hit you
 RassilonDND: ClayFighter: Sculptor’s Cut for N64 apparently is a grand
Izandai: 
 hyralt: that kill was cleannnnn
Izandai: Absolutely disgusting.
 Dog_of_Myth: That was nice
 APODionysus: what the hrll was that shot
 ATrophonian: THROUGH the Car!
 Mr_Horrible: through the window of the sliding car is definitely something
p_johnston: Forc is as good at this game as Matt is bad.
 matthaus_c: merricat got anglerfished
 omnilord: Forc has killed two people immediately after getting out of that car
 James_the_Dabbler: @TheInferno390 Bro
 Trymantha: @RassilonDND honestly its at a point that the guns you are comfortable with are better than the slight stat differences (but not shot guns those are bad)
 schordash:   
MaidOfCake: Have that combatants considered just hugging it out?
 e_bloc: thats a phrase
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrackyShakingButterCmonBruh-Nv-2d971b6xmGyv-
 schordash: 
 hyralt: now forc has eyes on drummer
 TehAmelie: did you ever test having everyone survive until the circle stops shrinking?
 Diabore: all our hopes are on a sack tap
AzaleaCloud: Nutsack is our only hope!
Izandai: LET'S GO NUTSACK
 niccus: just food in forc's kitchen
 schordash: gg Drummer o7
irtehmongoose: nutsack killed me so they've got my vote
 e_bloc: what a player
mrMorphius: Come on nutsack, pull this one out
 RassilonDND: oh no hes got an empty vest
  Juliamon: TehAmelie I think it becomes a redzone
nillasprite: that fucking 3 vest man
Izandai: With their eyes, Matt.
 e_bloc: #1 kills #1 damage
 plaidanddrpepper: bullets curving like Wanted
 pleonasticTautology: matt how good are your glasses
 Mr_Horrible: is it turned on?
 e_bloc: #1 name
 terribleplan: GG
 MilkInBags: o7
ghyllnox: F
 ATrophonian: Wooooow 
AzaleaCloud: 
ghyllnox: 
 schordash: o7
 MrSarkhan: GG
p_johnston: Forc is a goshdarn machine.
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Seabats: shoot them
 SymphonySolstice: lmaooo
AzaleaCloud: Check them pc
  wiggins: @Mr_Horrible 
 itira: 
 xantos69: Honestly....
 RassilonDND: Banned in game, and in chat
 Seabats: huge bounty on james
forcorus1: thats fair
 Vinewood_OG: o7
 c_money_2000: gee gee!
 DoctorHutch: F
 APODionysus: holy fucking shit this forc person
TheInferno390: Noted
 e_bloc: honestly, who do you expect to win between a fork and a nutsack
 Mr_Horrible: @wiggins 
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooooo ice cream bounty
 schordash: 
 TehAmelie: it's Monopoly rules, if you get lucky three times in a row you go to jail
 Vinewood_OG: Treatza Meatza
 MilkInBags: I'm Forc, I'll skip the next round 
 lamina5432: I'd rather adam get it
 pimiento:  
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 terribleplan: He accepted, lol
 Diabore: sounds like no
 matthaus_c: @MilkInBags sure you are 
 schordash: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: If forc jumps in a lake, do they get the ice cream?
p_johnston: Forc taking pity on the plebs.
 TheRenewedValor: Password?
 Seabats: better find inner calm in your mind palace
 Seabats: you've gotta lock in
 e_bloc: also please kill wiggins
 Marvoleath: @TheRenewedValor pinned
 MilkInBags: except if it's Serge
 Marvoleath: here in chat
 Diabore: @e_bloc again? well if you insist
 HorusFive: Gotta do it on stream James
drrek0: I feel like we should get to pick who gets it if we kill them
Forgotten_Sanity: on stream?
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Hangs bounty poster on tree. Three ice cream cones under the username*
 jvetting83: Ship it coward.
 e_bloc: during a 3 hour stream"?
 niccus: will you at least film it?
 NotCainNorAbel: 3 hours of eating icecream
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Dairy Queen has gift cards, james....
p_johnston: Can they choose to donate the Icecream to someone else in the city instead?
thegiftedgrifter: if forc wins again do you owe forc an ice cream per kill?
 TehAmelie: sure you could send a coupon or something? 
 Seabats: yeah if you lose this I'm making you eat ice cream for 3 hours
GreyThey: You're going to have a 3-hour stream to fill
 doubleo21: would the winner get to choose what flavor of ice cream you eat?
 MilkInBags: adam 
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 e_bloc: a stream is just many pictures
 MilkInBags: that sounds fatal
Izandai: 
 Diabore: too late james
ghyllnox: 
 Seabats: unlucky
Xan_The_Quiet: i'm a little late, but i'm finally here to get murdered
 HorusFive: @Seabats     
 Marvoleath: Good Morning Moonbase with i-cream?
p_johnston: This kills the james.
 RassilonDND: stream 3 hours in a donkey kigarumi?
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 Kata_The_Cat: I quit the bet, I quit the stream, I quit the job.
 e_bloc: mono tiger tracks
 MacbethSeemsSus: He didn't say how much ice cream over three hours
 damn_i_am_pretty: Adam arrives at James's with a barrel of ice cream
 Larkonus: I mean, you could just eat it veeeeeery slowly.
hyperpuppy64: oh man pubg stream? didnt know this game still had servers
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p_johnston: @damn_i_am_pretty Get a keg but instead of beer it's just soft serve icecream.
 Diabore: james im tall now
 matthaus_c: so you shit yourself outside out
 HorusFive: A TUBE.  Open on either end
 e_bloc: consider your sphincter
 itira: 
 LithelyUnshod: We am tube
 Seabats: should deafen the call and lock in
 pleonasticTautology: false
 matthaus_c: omnivores have the grossest butts
 pleonasticTautology: hippos.
 RassilonDND: Not even close to grossest
Izandai: Have you ever seen a hippo shit?
 EmsLeigh: your stomach/intestines are all the outside
 WokenClick: Someone just watched the Mazoukas Hank Green ep
 Twilight_Spark: What if it never goes in and instead is always out?
 Seabats: actually want you to win tbh
 pleonasticTautology: hippos and it's not even close.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, it's hippos.
p_johnston: It's a combination of what we eat, our cleft, and our hair.
Izandai: Hippos are AGGRESSIVE shitters.
 PharaohBender27: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm of the strong opinion that our digestive tract is the outside.
 LithelyUnshod: @WokenClick Right?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Izandai: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @WokenClick Yep.
ghyllnox: MATT
 ATrophonian: WAT
 Seabats: huge
 underhill33: 
 SymphonySolstice: loool
 Seabats: game time
 HorusFive: 
 e_bloc: literally
 MrSarkhan: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe my band name got rejected
 itira: 
Lysander_salamander: no I want to hear more
 nymistrya: Really gotta plumb those depths, if you catch my drift
 PharaohBender27 sees what James did there by saying "Shit like that"
 A_Dub888: real glad I got headphones on right now
 Seabats: kar98 and head south
 e_bloc: I was fine until he pointed out it was porn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Obligate carnivores tend to have absolutely the worst poops and butts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Same
p_johnston: We are alone and bereft! Only the sounds of James to fill the silence.
 Seabats: milta bradley
 PharaohBender27: The car is the same color as the parachute; clearly destined
 MilkInBags: imagine if matt head shots james in that car
 Larkonus: All right, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, it's daytime and we're not wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
 pleonasticTautology: eyes on the road, Turner
 matthaus_c: Adam hired his own hit
p_johnston: I kinda hope it's forc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If it's Forc I will cackle
 e_bloc: its a game where you follow and kill peole
 SymphonySolstice: diabore wants an uber again
 SymphonySolstice: look for the clown
 SymphonySolstice: omg Nilla
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love a nice road turner.
mrMorphius: Pursuit predation: the video game
 MilkInBags: all according to adam's plan
 Trymantha: Forc died to Nilla
 SymphonySolstice: Nilla wins
 schordash: rip Forc o7
 PharaohBender27: Man, what was this building before, I wonder? It's small yet fancy
Lysander_salamander: nice
p_johnston: Nilla proving that forc was indeed mortal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Already? Damn that was quick and good job Nilla
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, hey, Happy Purim to any and all my fellow, He/she/NB-brews.  ✡️
 schordash: @p_johnston for ice cream, no less xD
 Lord_Hosk: You just switched off your L2 helmet
 e_bloc: forc clearely threw to get the ice cream on board
northos: @PharaohBender27 it looks like a museum lobby with no museum attached lol
 e_bloc: probably had to go shit himself inside out anyway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Turns out when you put a mini-quest in front of people they will extremely determinedly go for it
Lysander_salamander: can you put scopes on the handguns in this game?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "There's so much shit in here" is exactly what Alex said about the elephant.
 PharaohBender27: @northos I wasn't able to read the banners, but I now suspect it's a museum of top players, maybe?
thegiftedgrifter: dang it graham!
 matthaus_c: they're counter-flanking
ghyllnox: Maybe they flanked
 Kata_The_Cat: They heard you like flanking.
 Seabats: baba yaga
northos: got raptured
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 SymphonySolstice: the smoke was  them disintegrating
 matthaus_c: may have just lost you and gone the wrong direction
 PharaohBender27: I'm sorry, what is *counter*-flanking? Is that flanking from the unexpected side or something?
mrMorphius:  the counter flank
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Seabats I read this as baby Yoda... and I stand by it.
 matthaus_c: @PharaohBender27 you know when the flanker becomes the flankee
 schordash: they're with eywa now
Lysander_salamander: I think it's when both try flanking the other and they end up circling each other?
 PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c Ah, OK
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @PharaohBender27 It means you are both going around in circles.
 HorusFive: Some say they're still going in circles til this day
 MilkInBags: but what if it's matt
 korvys: Seems like a reasonable idea
 matthaus_c: @thedepthandbreadthofseth ideally with yakety sax playing
Izandai: In that they were moving?
 MilkInBags: getting confused in smoke is not not a matt thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Reasonable idea to disengage and get a spot in the zone
 e_bloc: describe moving like matt
Izandai: Not moving.
p_johnston: sedentary.
 SymphonySolstice: james is in the zone already
 HorusFive: but on a bike
Izandai: Rooted.
7gorobei: every minute just increases the chance of 3rd party
 e_bloc: fair
Izandai: Planted.
 realbadatthis_: in the car, engine off, radio on
 Lord_Hosk: They can't go for your car... Thats your car, that would be theft
 A_Dub888: @Izandai stoic
Izandai: Stationed.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But you are out in the open right now
 MilkInBags: because you missed
 SymphonySolstice: uh oh
Lysander_salamander: lag?
 Kata_The_Cat: Skill issue
p_johnston: They're gonna run you down with your own car.
 e_bloc: you missed
 HorusFive: good news they're bringing it back to you
 A_Dub888: it was at that moment he knew, he F’d up
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Izandai Botanic?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They're about to return said car to you potentially
 ATrophonian: Dangit - they stole your car!
 Nigouki: James, The Speedbump, Turner
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 MilkInBags: LMAO
Izandai: 
 circusofkirkus: 
 matthaus_c: LMAO
 Arclight_Dynamo: HAHAHA
 Lord_Hosk: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: I knew it
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
ghyllnox: 
 gualdhar: FUCK YES
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 NotCainNorAbel: oh
 Kata_The_Cat: LOL
 ATrophonian: Saw that coming!
 terribleplan: RayFK!
 rosesmcgee: yeah, seems about right
 korvys: Hahahahaha
iarethel0ser: 
 GasCityGaming: lmao
 MrSarkhan: 
 empyreon: 
 Darleysam: undeafen
 underhill33: oof
 margieargie: Ah, the perfect end to that
notpsion: lmaooooooo
p_johnston: Go ray!
 niccus: bravo
 Lord_Hosk: JORDAN!
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 MilkInBags: I think they call this karma or something
 public_key_reveal_party:   
notpsion: WHAT a time to tune in!
 A_Dub888: 
 TehAmelie: that was beautiful
 DoctorHutch: asking for that one
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
Izandai:   
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wow!  Amazing.  No notes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You did just stand there
 shendaras: 
7gorobei: a 3 hour stream, a 3 hour stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who killed you?
EbDorian: @Seabats !!
 e_bloc: they say comedy is tragedy plus time, but sometimes that time is extremely short
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MilkInBags: @Seabats congratulations
Izandai: @Thefluffiestguineapig Jordan
 RatherLargeToad: welp, time to sail off to the west
 korvys: How about a boat tour?
 Trymantha: James Did you see Forc died early?
 Seabats: ok
 CodenameBluebird1: damn Diabore got me AGAIN
 MilkInBags: eternal slavery or nothing
 Seabats: what are your stipulations
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Forc died 1st or 2nd?
 realbadatthis_: no Pioner, it kills the James
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DirtyUglyRatHoneyBadger-ZzBYaNM-mWcGebHn
p_johnston: 24 hour stream!
 MilkInBags: 3 hours of sf6 crucible playing against bacon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @p_johnston No, those aren't really fun
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, there are worse games that you can play for 3 hours
 lamina5432: POE probs
 MacbethSeemsSus: 12 hour stream confirmed
MaidOfCake: Imagine if Adam makes you dig a hole for 3 hours
7gorobei: 3 hour cuphead stream
 e_bloc: I'm sure it's just minecraft
 e_bloc: fill a chunk
 pleonasticTautology: Graham you are VERY quiet
thegiftedgrifter: double or nothing. we can make it 6
 gualdhar: definitely a 12 hour stream
 korvys: 3 day stream, yep
 Lord_Hosk: I remember 24 hour no pants stream
ghyllnox: 3 hours of Boshy by James
 MacbethSeemsSus: Minecraft but your not allowed to dig a hole
 A_Dub888: Gungeon’s what YOU would make him play Jordan!
 MilkInBags: what if it's 3 hours of chill coop slay the spire 2
 calculated_uncertainties: eternal sonata
 Seabats: you're all thinking too pedestrian
p_johnston: 3 hour stream of James punches a chunk in real life.
Izandai: Oh fuck it's gotta be Boshy.
 ellisdee67: An irl punch a chunk
TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: need something putt putt level
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags Sometimes it can swap to other Seachats sf6 monster staples
 Simonark: The full face tattoo stream is going to be memorable.
 Trymantha: Not gonna make im learn to love Uni Seabats?
 SquareDotCube: 3 hour Putt-Putt stream
 realbadatthis_: hello kitty island adventure?
 MilkInBags: @Seabats omg is it spheda
Izandai: Putt-Putt also a strong option.
 ATrophonian: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JoyousSleepyPastaYee-ASaWKgINQqIt64Rf
 Datnade012: 3 hours of the Sailor Moon fighting game
 Lord_Hosk: 3 hour Gym stream and then James' arms and legs pop off at the end
 e_bloc: I dunno dark cloud 2 might be too good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you kidding? Chat couldn't agree on that
  wiggins: James wants to be the boshy
 Strebenherz: playing voices of the void atm, it good.  thank you alex for the streams of it
 Xed_Regulus: Three hour of the Shining Time  Station theme song
 margieargie: Maybe something like a weeklong charity stream, but you can get other people to help you with it?  Maybe sometime late in the year
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoorLitigiousWasabiBibleThump-RRxWeyKIWgUHMMht
 Seth_Erickson: 3 hour stream of James playing I wanna be the boshy clearly.
 public_key_reveal_party: then you returned jame's car to him
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also will James be streaming or Donkey James?
 WokenClick: ooh merricat with the punch kill late in the game
 forcorus1: watching zone rotations is pretty cool ngl
 gualdhar: @Seth_Erickson woah, slow down there satan
 Tiber727: @Xed_Regulus I was going to say, the correct answer to picking the music for 3 hours is one song, played on loop.
 MilkInBags: 3 hours of looking in each other's eyes, exchanging compliments
 Trymantha: 3 hours of 1 minute bullet chess
Sogheim: @Tiber727 Caillou theme
 HorusFive: indeed driving it like he stole it
 e_bloc: where did you get the car James
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 rosesmcgee: Driving it in accordance with the manner in which it was acquired
 MilkInBags: drive still shooting
 Seabats: my man said twas
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's chaos
 pleonasticTautology: @Seabats would that it were so simple
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That will be chaos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex has a bicycle?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology Would that itwer.
 MilkInBags: who is omnilord
 TehAmelie: should we add "'Twas a clean kill" to quotes?
 pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth thank yoooouuuu. we're picking up the 4K of that when it comes out in 2 weeks
 MilkInBags: oh nvm i thought the LRR tag was only for the LRR people
 hyralt: I mean, I made it....but immediately got sniped
 public_key_reveal_party: this is very quickly just becoming twisted metal
 Trymantha: Still gutted im stuck at work and couldnt join this time round 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's more because I heard the singing, not a commentary on the virtues
 A_Dub888: “Driving around at the speed of sound” 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Being the appropriate menace to society
 TheMerricat: Virgil if you are in chat, I'm so sorry. 
 omnilord: 😁
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat What crime did you commit?
p_johnston: Hey if Jordan takes it then at least you got killed by the champ.
 TheMerricat: I almost ran them over and panic punched them to death. 
 MilkInBags: nilla very early
 hyralt: icream for nilla
 MilkInBags: at what time
 Diabore: joe you fuck
 Lord_Hosk: You have to clarify, what if Nilla lives in town
 Seabats: has to be vanilla icecream
 GasCityGaming: Yeah, i saw it, i saw it go through my eye 
 Seabats: or you need nilla wafers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Send a B&R giftcard, you coward!
drewm1022: "How much for them nilla wafers?"
 Lord_Hosk: OHHH, get a blizzard made with nilla waffers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is just dodging EVERY one of Graham's shots because those weren't bad shots
 hyralt: ach, gg graham
 codatski: Almost got Serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, that makes sense
 SymphonySolstice: nilla is on wheels and a menace
 Diabore: so i pulled up on a fight between 2 and killed both, that was fun
 neisan2112: Was rooting for that kill G
p_johnston: Nilla killed forc. That means they got Forc's powers.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Joe Kim and Serge?  But those are friends...
 Xed_Regulus: How about more cars?
 SquareDotCube: double the cars!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice They're usually a menace in this game, they didn't need the help
 MilkInBags: this game is sponsored by twisted metal
 Diabore: james i was gonna give you a ride but you went to the coupe
 TehAmelie: Erangel, a car free city?
 SquareDotCube: actually, cars and shotguns only
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No cars, only bicyles
 matthaus_c: Kars are good, but not /that/ much--
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gliders only
 aprilmoxt: Car combat is so funny
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, mon vélo
 hyralt: bikes only let's goooo
Lysander_salamander: sounds good
 MilkInBags: huh bicyclette are obviously female, duh
thegiftedgrifter: only bikes and pistols. rolling deep!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, a Mad Max run
Lysander_salamander: it's relaxing
 terribleplan: Damn
 SquareDotCube: but also make more shotguns happen
Izandai: What about a cars and kars run?
 terribleplan: Mad max was fun
 terribleplan: I suggest buggies and shotguns
 Lord_Hosk: Hang on... did the king of hiding in a tub say he doesn't like sitting in one spot?
 hyralt: sneaky serge
 matthaus_c: serge having a scooby-doo moment
Lysander_salamander: bork
 MilkInBags: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does this game have anything like grappling hooks?
TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: that was a good shot
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
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 SymphonySolstice: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Or, possibly, harpoons?
Izandai: Damn, Sege's on a tear.
 MilkInBags: ok serge has the rage
iarethel0ser: Serge is actively gaming.
 hyralt: lethal arm shot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge has the blood mist
ActualFactual: maybe some latency also?
drrek0: Ah, serge's trigger was just a little faster than mine
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 James_the_Dabbler: SERGE
 matthaus_c: latency is a good shout
 Darleysam: he's cleaning up!
 James_the_Dabbler: On FIRE there
Lysander_salamander: ew
mrMorphius: 
 HorusFive: rampage
 SymphonySolstice: serge is chunkin now
 MilkInBags: baba yager
 rosesmcgee: Serge: If you run you'll only die tired
 Diabore: we'll workshop it james
Izandai: Yeager is living up to his name.
chaos5896: isnt coffee sandwich  just a bagel
Lysander_salamander: well, depends on the time of day
 Lord_Hosk: So many people in the zone
 Diabore: as long as no one looks theyre fine
drrek0: VSS only games are super fun though
 MacbethSeemsSus: 5 kill Nilla
 Diabore: serge doesnt know xantos died
 matthaus_c: subsonic rounds are so sick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think we now have 2 on 5 kills
 Diabore: now he knows
KeytarCat: I remember the VSS from Alex's Stalker 2 pif
 hyralt: it's okay, just let it happen
 MilkInBags: oponn is pulling
 terribleplan: This is crazy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is insane
Lysander_salamander: intense
 MilkInBags: 
 schordash: 
 hyralt: go sergeeeee
 terribleplan: GG
 Diabore: LETS GO
Izandai: YEAH
 Darleysam: gg!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Lysander_salamander: yay
 matthaus_c: AYYY
 MilkInBags: baba yager wins
 pleonasticTautology: LET's GOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Forgotten_Sanity: GG!!!!!
 ATrophonian: 
 plaidanddrpepper: woo
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 NotCainNorAbel: lets go!
 James_the_Dabbler: SERGE
ghyllnox: \o/
 Arclight_Dynamo:   
 hyralt: let's gooooooooo
 neisan2112: Lets gooooooooo
 shendaras: 
Izandai: FUCK YEAH YEAGER
iarethel0ser:   
 SymphonySolstice:    
 hyralt: gg
notpsion: serged
 PharaohBender27: 
 dumbo3k: GG Mr Yager
 Darleysam: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH Man YYYYEEAAAHHHH
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 TehAmelie: woo
 margieargie:    
 TheRenewedValor: Nice
 underhill33:   
 CodenameBluebird1: NIIIIICE!
 ATrophonian:   
 schordash:   
 MrSarkhan:    
 neisan2112:    
Lysander_salamander: that was amazing
 matthaus_c: Serge has the clutch gene
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Bweh Bweh Bweh
 MilkInBags: serge knows his gun fu
7gorobei:  
chaos5896: SERGE YAGER EVERYONE!!!
DigitalSeahorse:  
mrMorphius: Serges fun time lobby pays out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge living on an edge
TheAinMAP: 
loufghyslaufey: Has the last session startes by now?
 Mr_Bitterness:   
DigitalSeahorse:   
 GasCityGaming: serge killed me and he won, so you're welcome 
 Diabore: 2no mas?
DigitalSeahorse: 
loufghyslaufey: Started?
 Mr_Horrible: the math is degenerating in real time
 MilkInBags: james has to eat ice cream for 3 hours, adam has to drink coffee for 3 hours
 terribleplan: Whoever wins, serge wins
youcantlistentobuttons: 3 hours ICE cream!
 SymphonySolstice: @GasCityGaming gg good showing
 62MGcobra: yay i got a kill that game *sorry @hyralt
 Shurtal: at that point, isn't it just Homer in Hell?
 DaxStrife: James and Serge have to do a Let's Nope in Adam's place?
 orrie104: Joe how rude to shoot the bear and not take the skin... 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @DaxStrife Love this
EbDorian: Is ferry ice-cream bad?
 xantos69: This is the first time I have ever killed Graham.  Finally moving up in the world.
 TehAmelie: i wonder if the machine's tank can last 3 hours
 Diabore: @xantos69 welcome to the club!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingPoliteHamHeyGuys-lBKSCP4eiOxBmA4b
 Strebenherz: @xantos69 the killogram
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie I'm sure not.
Lysander_salamander: are there tanks in this game?
 GasCityGaming: Nilla killed forc!
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie if it can be refilled while in operation, would theoretically just need some folks on standby
 Strebenherz: almost loaded
 Diabore: good plane
 Diabore: james car ride?
 TehAmelie: just thinking of the quantity of icecream James would have to absorb
 matthaus_c: a literal actor much better for promotion than a figurative one
 SymphonySolstice: hi orie
KeytarCat: I'm going for my own icecream, bye frens!
 Diabore: matt didnt exit last game in time i think
Lysander_salamander: wow
 e_bloc: its actually the only way he'll be missed
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Izandai: Fucking nerds.
Lysander_salamander: multitasking
 korvys: why is there a bear?
Lysander_salamander: why not?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I like turtles.
 Strebenherz: damn.  didn't make it in time for htis one, but i think i'll be able to for the last one.
 Vinewood_OG: Nerd alert 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys I think there's one of the regulars (I can't believe we now have regular players) who has some kind of bear helmet/hat they wear
Lysander_salamander: Pochinki?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Here, in this chat? NO couldn't be
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuhhhhhhhh, one more?
 SymphonySolstice: yeah orrie is the bear
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Strebenherz: "complete basic training to unlock normal battle royale mode"
 Mr_Horrible: Serge is many things, but he ain't a coward
 TehAmelie: now we can rule this village uncontested
 TehAmelie: for 3 minutes i guess
 Mr_Horrible: not Serge, not Jordan, but a secret 3rd thing
 WokenClick: ugh, not my night tonight
Lysander_salamander: is it that  huge tank-killer gun that you can dome people with from the other side of the map?
 WokenClick: Don't be a coward jordan, do it
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 RassilonDND: Darn you diabore
Lysander_salamander: wow
Angreed66: Cowards live
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 Not always
 matthaus_c: and the rocket's red glare
Izandai: You should see a doctor about that, Jordan.
Lysander_salamander: just getting blasted by the panzerfaust
 MacbethSeemsSus: Go piss girl (threatening)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Wasn't there a game early on in the repeat PUBG things where either Serge or James were spectating someone and they came into a room and almost got annihilated by exactly that?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RacyAmusedPheasantWoofer-eW5Oxxvos4Qv0T3-
 public_key_reveal_party: Wood is actually the strongest material possible
Lysander_salamander: can you fire the mortar indoors?
 HorusFive: Aerie?
 public_key_reveal_party: @Lysander_salamander Probably once
 TehAmelie: whosoever breaketht his plank. . .
 SymphonySolstice: am tree ok
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: *this
 MacbethSeemsSus: Suspicious tree
 matthaus_c: real LOD hours
 c_money_2000: Im not even mad
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonySolstice: 
 WokenClick: That was sick
 margieargie: Got 'em!
  Juliamon: GET SACKED
 Nigouki: wow
 terribleplan: RIP nutsack
 SymphonySolstice: nutsack Obliterated
Lysander_salamander: how loud is that gun?
5 raiders from BrowneePointz have joined!
 matthaus_c: just annihilated Nutsack
DigitalSeahorse: branch out with these leaf puns
 Nigouki: blown that nutsack sky high
 TehAmelie: Jordan got a shot in the nutsack, but in a good way
 BrowneePointz: Turn Matt into a barrel of fish for me   
 Mr_Horrible: welcome Brownee and raiders
Lysander_salamander: nice nice nice
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz oh he's accomplished that himself multiple times
 Mr_Bitterness: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like.
 SnackPak_: time for science
Lysander_salamander: yay science
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 empyreon: 
 SymphonySolstice: get um
 Strebenherz: new to pubg.  finished tutorial.  where do i look for the lobby group, when they go back to it?
 SymphonySolstice: yeah once they reload
 Strebenherz: top bar shows play/pass/career/customize/ect, then below that normal/ranked/arcade/training/custom, is it in one of those?
hiFunko: Sorry, I had some stuff come up, Seamus doesn't understand it's PUBG night
DigitalSeahorse:       
 Strebenherz: scratch that think I found it under custom, I see the "Serge's fun time lobby"
 TehAmelie: it must be the only Serge's fun time lobby around
 matthaus_c: oooh the Forc grudge kill on Nilla
DigitalSeahorse:     
 SnackPak_: so long, car
hiFunko: He's fine, he just has a list of demands
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah boat strat!
 gsyhiap: Sounds like a hostage situation
Lysander_salamander: the pets have unionised
 Mr_Horrible: cars have had it too good for too long, Jordan
Angreed66: pets unionized 200 years ago
 matthaus_c: Seamus is signing a contract for a title match with Funko
 WokenClick: oh noooo
 SymphonySolstice: omg
Lysander_salamander: what
 terribleplan: I think it's un-sporting to kill a man stuck in an upside down buggy
 SnackPak_: 
 margieargie: Oopsie...
Lysander_salamander: Pubg physics
 gsyhiap: 
 WokenClick: 
Lysander_salamander: that sucks
 Mr_Horrible: okay yeah that feels a bit wack
 matthaus_c: we learn to fire before we learn to hit
 rosesmcgee: Well spotted, Graham
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait your supposed to hit them?
 HorusFive: Ah, the Wiggins school
Lysander_salamander: nice
 RassilonDND: poor merricat.
 nymistrya: Its all psychological Graham, now they will be expecting him to miss next time. Surely this is just deep strategy by James
Xan_The_Quiet: murdered by ads not adsing, a classic
 gsyhiap: 
 Nigouki: ok this is kinda bullshit, SVD should be doing way more damage
 CodenameBluebird1: WOOT got my first kill of the day!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueLazyMonkeyFloof-KY3fzS_kkkdma-mi
 SymphonySolstice: woo
 GasCityGaming: watching Alex austin powers it
 hyralt: picked a bad place to drop this match
Lysander_salamander: too bad you can't use the artillery
 terribleplan: Man, it seems the car faction was killed off quick this game
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: forc'd
 alexsteacy: No swag
 terribleplan: So unsporting
 alexsteacy: S N O R E
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 alexsteacy: honk shoo mimimimimimi
DigitalSeahorse: oh hai Alex
 SymphonySolstice: instant karma
Forgotten_Sanity: DRUMMER!!!
 alexsteacy: Karma chameleon
 GasCityGaming: I enjoyed the honking car chases Alex
 terribleplan: Why do the real sweaty players insist on killing those of us messing about in cars?
 codatski: Sorry G, you had every right to win that fight, I definitely got lucky
 TehAmelie: i like that of all the famous things Austin Powers do, when people use his name as a verb you immediately know which one they mean
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RassilonDND: OH WOW
 RassilonDND: vectored
 Diabore: gg chordash
 JoeKim: gg diabore. i think i would've had you with any other gun
 JoeKim: vector too stronk
 Diabore: @JoeKim i knew it was you too because i saw your stupid bike 
Forgotten_Sanity: How are there still 13 in this circle?
 JoeKim: lmfaooooo
 JoeKim: YOU MEAN MY PERFECT BIKE
 schordash: @Peter_Chordash 
 terribleplan: RIP
 SymphonySolstice: rip
Lysander_salamander: close one
 hyralt: gg
ghyllnox: F
 Diabore: just didnt find anything other than dmr?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 forcorus1: hey me and james matched lol i used k98 dragonov
 Nigouki: i'm upset at how bad the SVD seems to be in this game
 korvys: Fun circle
 MacbethSeemsSus: Crown a new champignon!
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i meant to tell you at the start but im stupid, the jammerpack is like a 2.5 backpack, same size but with the blue zone negation
 James_the_Dabbler: Sidewinder avenged me
 Shurtal: DANGIT
 SymphonySolstice: gg shurtal
 Diabore: @Shurtal good effort, vector that close is super lethal
 Shurtal: thanks, i gotta get better at spray control
 hyralt: @Diabore That's what the jammer pack does???
Lysander_salamander: wow
 Strebenherz: daang
 Diabore: @hyralt yeah its like a full extra health bar
 Peter_Chordash: OMG
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Shurtal: WOW
drrek0: I AM SO  MAD
 xantos69: aMAZING fINISH
 pimiento: player 27 again
 SnackPak_: GG
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: photo finish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
TheAinMAP: 
 schordash:   
Lysander_salamander: amazing
 APODionysus: incredible
DigitalSeahorse:   
 gsyhiap: That was... abrupt
DigitalSeahorse: 
 dougma: welp my laptop has decided I am no longer allowed to play pubg. machine reboots every time I hit the lobby.
 schordash: @peter_chordash let's goooo!!  
 Shurtal: i killed james tho, so i consider that the moral victory
 Peter_Chordash: @schordash 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Diabore: james share the jammer pack knowledge because i never see you pick them up
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 drummermunson: I hear my name on stream and FREWAK out every time lolz
 MacbethSeemsSus: toe taps of death!
 Diabore: robots do way to much damage
loufghyslaufey: Dang it! Please let me boot, game
 Strebenherz: first time playing, so long as i can help a little griefing wiggins, i'll be happy.
 Kata_The_Cat: Robots?
 Diabore: funko back?
 SymphonySolstice: @Strebenherz good luck!
GreyThey: Are you going to go bikes only?
 James_the_Dabbler: Just gonna watch this last one
 dougma: yup machine crash again
 GasCityGaming: one more?
 xantos69: Hell yea Bikes only.
 Strebenherz: played a little fortnite, like i'm vaguely familiar with the fight style but not pubg
 Diabore: yeah we figured that out a few customs ago
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, figure it out for next time
IkomaTanomori subscribed at Tier 1.
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loufghyslaufey: Run, game!
loufghyslaufey:   
 drexciya808: 
 Kata_The_Cat: Is it a chicken dinner?
 Diabore: i count 8 greyed names
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 62MGcobra: F
 Diabore: gl gl
loufghyslaufey: Nah, don't wair for me
 Kata_The_Cat: Opportunity missed.
 Shurtal: straight beefin' it
  RayFK: it beef 
 Strebenherz: uh oh, beeefies
 drexciya808: cannibal dinner
 damn_i_am_pretty: James gets to eat dinner?!
loufghyslaufey: I deserve to miss the bus
  Juliamon: beefy jeefy
 Boon_33: 
 c_money_2000: *lows*
Izandai: bee queef
 Diabore: another sus flight path
Izandai: Yes Twitch, I am sure I want to send that.
 drexciya808: lol
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonySolstice: hi orrie agaain
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse:    F
 schordash: y'all are silly xD
 drexciya808: 
loufghyslaufey: Well, darn
 Boon_33: Bear-force
 RassilonDND: hot hanks mobile franks and honey planks
 korvys: Bear and red-riding hood
Lysander_salamander: is that diabalore in the clown mask and suit?
nevermore913: Don't attack bear
 drexciya808: punching party
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai Another deeply weird thing from our  ing overlords
 SymphonySolstice: crouches of respect
 drexciya808: flying
 korvys: Last game? Go home
 Diabore: glgl, minimizing stream
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Lysander_salamander: well, that's a bummer
 James_the_Dabbler: I can barely stand that stream
 drexciya808: beef dinner is coldening
DigitalSeahorse:  lag!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 korvys: Well I wasn't watching last game
 korvys: So my bad, I guess
 Lord_Hosk: Wow, James is dropping in school bold
 drexciya808: lol Cameron avatar
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 drexciya808: damn
TheAinMAP: 
 korvys: New game?
 gsyhiap: o7
 Lord_Hosk: You did beat James
 Nigouki: they gave you time to read subs :V
 TehAmelie: early retirement eh
 rosesmcgee: Time for tender beefs
 drexciya808: gg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You beat James, James starts early sub reads?
 Shurtal: Well i died to fists, ggs everyone
 SkylerRingtail: Rassilon with a fist kill
Lysander_salamander: that is a way out there
loufghyslaufey: <(=w=)>
  Juliamon: Shurtal Lived longer than James, at least
Lysander_salamander: some folks on the other side of the island
 drexciya808: gamer gonna GAME
 korvys: If Matt *does* get back in, he's going to be as far as possible from the circle
 SnackPak_: road trip!
Lysander_salamander: good luck
 Shurtal: @Juliamon that IS a satisfying silver lining
TheAinMAP: Loot a car.
Izandai: Why?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys Which is precisely what happened
Izandai: He's not gonna use it.
 Lord_Hosk: How did matt end up there... its not on the flight path
 Kata_The_Cat: 2nd step: Ah, you're finally awake!
loufghyslaufey: #PUBgQuest anyone?
 gsyhiap: Map hacks Wiggins
 Kata_The_Cat: It probably ejects you facing a random direction, and you drift pretty far.
 WokenClick: 1 shot headshot sniped to end the night, ugh
ghyllnox: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 drexciya808: a time to kill
 Strebenherz: ah the goomba kill
Izandai: This is Jordan.
Forgotten_Sanity: ran face first into Serge
GreyThey: That is not Matt.
 korvys: This is not Matt
  Juliamon: that ain't Matt
 drexciya808:    
 gsyhiap: That is not Matt
Lysander_salamander: wow
Izandai: 
 NotCainNorAbel: hahhaa
ghyllnox: L
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did the dog manage to eat the entire box of flea collars that were in the second cabinet? No idea
ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: Matthew...
 gsyhiap: We got there
loufghyslaufey: "Well uh, by all accounts it doesn't make any sense." -James "Kronk" Turner
 drexciya808: 100 Ty
 Strebenherz: Ran straight into someone in a building, but technically lived longer than james
 pleonasticTautology: I got a job sort of so
 pleonasticTautology: money
 SymphonySolstice: @Strebenherz good showing good showing
DigitalSeahorse: 
Forgotten_Sanity: @Strebenherz same, same
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That one sounded like a QWRP sponsor
 Vinewood_OG: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hurty McGurty's Bullet Squirty.   
 Kata_The_Cat: lol, JoeKim missed with the panzerfaust at close range.
ghyllnox: 
 Lord_Hosk: Boneless chicken wings are just nuggies
 SymphonySolstice: by god he's got it
 SymphonySolstice: he's driving
 lamina5432: I can tell matts driving
 gsyhiap: Now to see how many trees survive Matt's driving...
TheAinMAP:  
 SnackPak_: weeee!
 Vinewood_OG:     
  Juliamon: Trees hit: 2
Angreed66: matt found a weapon. it just has wheels
 Shurtal: love taht matt gets in the UAZ and IMMEDIATELY ran into a tree
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We shall see if he gets there in 2 minutes
 Nigouki: it's only hard to say when you're in a car being actively crashed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's another QWRP sponsor
Izandai: @Juliamon Three. He hit a tree two seconds after getting in the car.
 SymphonySolstice: matthew
 IkomaTanomori: long time fan but newly twitch subbed
 SnackPak_: that was a close one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt the fuck are you doing?
 drexciya808: time to eat homie
  Juliamon: Trees hit: 3 (fixed)
Izandai: His best.
 pleonasticTautology: but yeah, James, I kinda sorta have a job now, so LRR gets gift subs
 drexciya808: 
 Strebenherz: @pleonasticTautology eyy, congrats!
 Lord_Hosk: Is matt about to get Teabagged?
 IkomaTanomori: I have enjoyed LRR since Paul had 3 PS3s.
 pleonasticTautology: @Strebenherz thank you 
 Vinewood_OG: Ah, the internet. Where that is a sentence.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology Big congrats!!
 drexciya808: run into more trees
 pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig thank you!
 SnackPak_: wooow
 terribleplan: Get rekt RayFK
 gsyhiap: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse:  oh I do have a 3 emote
iarethel0ser: Driving an ultralight.
 drexciya808: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a very Alex thing to do
ghyllnox: 
TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: I'm getting car sick 
  RayFK: @terribleplan Incredibly rude to interrupt my plane shooting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnackPak_ That would be airsick
 gsyhiap: Never mind Wiggins, apparently this is Alex vs. tree
DigitalSeahorse: 
 terribleplan: Gotta get kills any way I can
DigitalSeahorse: 
 gsyhiap: 
 drexciya808: breaking new ground for terrible
 calculated_uncertainties: the car, put it in brake!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 drexciya808: I'm here for it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so invested in Alex's ultralyte journey
 gsyhiap: Wheee!
 Vinewood_OG: "When will these people learn how to fly?"
 aprilmoxt: Im so sorry XD
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO.
 Shurtal: what was TAHAT matt?
ghyllnox: 
 drexciya808: unfort
 APODionysus: poor Matt
 pleonasticTautology: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: Let's be real, did any of us expect Matt's adventure to end differently?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MATT did you stop and get out of the car?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And expect it to go any differently?
 TehAmelie: James died like 30 seconds in?
 gsyhiap: @Izandai I expected him to total the car on a tree and then die to blue
Izandai: Fair.
 codatski: Joe sure did get off his bike, kill me, then get back on his bike
 Twilight_Spark: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap Because he was crawling and didn't stand back up and think he was sprinting yes
 aprilmoxt: Cars hurt
 SnackPak_: kinda
 drexciya808: not ez; I can only criticize hypocritically as a guy in chat
 terribleplan: Matt's almost back
  Juliamon: For certain definitions of "fly"
 SymphonySolstice: YES
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
 Strebenherz: GOTTEM
 SnackPak_: 
ghyllnox: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 drexciya808: jfl
 korvys: To be fair, you should be able to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Joe just did what James tried to do earlier
 TehAmelie: i mantled over a moving car on a crosswalk once. just the hood though
  Juliamon: Serge off having an adventure
 terribleplan: Sooo rude to matt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie IRL? Were you ok?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon As often happens
 damn_i_am_pretty: ten years ago
 Lord_Hosk: Jordan used to hide in tubs so much he had an emote
 damn_i_am_pretty: you were better at this game ten years ago
 TehAmelie: yeop. i bet the driver was very confused, if they intended to accelerate just then or not
  Juliamon: had? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @damn_i_am_pretty This game also used to have way fewer K-Pop paid skins ten years ago
 codatski: Sidewinder got Forc
 drexciya808: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeacefulKathishTigerDBstyle-NIQv2Z0TG42yCu45
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So you also owe Sidewinder icream or was that just for one game
TokenMickus: That scared me, mountaintops are suppose to be lonely 
 Kata_The_Cat: Well, I am now.
 Diabore: yes, thats embarrassing serge
Forgotten_Sanity: Yes, that was three headshot misses on a stationary target
 APODionysus: this is crazy
DigitalSeahorse: 
Lysander_salamander: oh right that was a thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Forgotten_Sanity That explains the increasingly squeaky HOWs from Serge
 62MGcobra: i still don't have shoes on
Lysander_salamander: the flep-flep-flep noises of the unshod feet on the ground
 APODionysus: wow
 schordash: lmao G 
DigitalSeahorse: is there still fry pans to wear as rear protection?
 sheqesi: GG 😂
Izandai: Yup
 drexciya808: lightning what
 Diabore: i believe in graham
 TheMerricat: chat, I don't think James has noticed but THREE Players are hiding in the same fucking building and none of htem are aware of each other. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They nerfed positional loot?
 Diabore: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Wait, really? Holy shit that's amazing
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: @TheMerricat 
 drexciya808: ahahahaha
 Twilight_Spark: Lol
ghyllnox: \o/
Leesagna: omg
 terribleplan: Get got
 shea_wolfe: Off the top rope
 SkylerRingtail: Vindication!
Forgotten_Sanity: lol
Frostwriter111: incredible
 gsyhiap: 
 CodenameBluebird1: gooooooooal!
 Vinewood_OG:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Terminal423: gg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 schordash: 
ghyllnox: Oh I could hear it on Serge's view
 WokenClick: it as like a shark attack
 Fruan: Electric cars are QUIET
 Diabore: what is goombalax doing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They add sound to electric cars IRL
LibraryWitchKei: Oh there are electric cars in this now? Mean
ghyllnox: F
 TheMerricat: Dave, Ironmouse and Terminal were all hiding in the same building just looking for snipes, none of them saw each other 
 Diabore: goombalax JUST left the radar tower
Lysander_salamander: wow
 Fruan: @LibraryWitchKei I don't think so. I just mean IRL.
 calculated_uncertainties: hay field murder time.
 Arclight_Dynamo: It was some Scooby Doo shit.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: goombalax is trying to do the strat from last game?
 SymphonySolstice: rip
Izandai: They flew too close to the sun.
DigitalSeahorse: wow close
 Terminal423: @TheMerricat Yeah I had no clue anyone was in there besides me lol
 Lord_Hosk: They waited j ust a second too long
goombalax: wild I thought I had a second there
 Diabore: no, no, not heartbreaking, they stayed in the blue a FULL CIRCLE
 Kata_The_Cat: There was someone about to shoot them even if they got into the zone.
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to goombalax! They have given 361 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, goombalax! (Today's storm count: 66)
 schordash: @peter_chordash o7
 drexciya808: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleInterestingAmazonJebaited-LjLkRo7QUSV-iLzh
 Diabore: sorry graham
 goombalax: ayy thanks Pleo
Lysander_salamander: Is there still Larper-mode, where you can spawn with like, character classes and soforth?
EbDorian: Ban cars... also in the game 
Forgotten_Sanity: inflatable boats?
 Fruan: Speedboats?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ultra lites
 Mr_Bitterness: bicycles, motorcycles and ultralight only
 terribleplan: Bikes, no guns. Scoot and punch.
 drexciya808: orange car run over dudes is cinema bro
 xantos69: This has always been my least favorite map.
 WokenClick: keep planes, because planes
 Kata_The_Cat: Keep the plane
 schordash: thanks for the fun time as always gang! ggwp's  
DigitalSeahorse:  
 SymphonySolstice: beep beep
Lysander_salamander: can you kill people with bicycles?
LibraryWitchKei: @terribleplan Love a good slappers match
TheAinMAP: 
 RassilonDND: can we get planes and go karts?
 Diabore: james was dead for a while, did you see who i was shooting at on the bridge?
 jvetting83: I need to stop dropping opposite the circle.
Angreed66: cars are just slow bullets
 Shurtal: got three angry neighbors over there
Lysander_salamander: oh right there's dunebuggies
 calculated_uncertainties: pubg only cars
 pleonasticTautology: @goombalax no prob!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the three people finally notice each other?
chaos5896: was Drrek chasing a jeep for a hot min?
 drexciya808: 🚘 running over people is a lifestyle
 drexciya808: so ridic
 Diabore: im a snake follow me
DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehe
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
  Juliamon: sluggin it
 Strebenherz: 10/10
 drexciya808: 
 Diabore: that crate isnt even looted
 MacbethSeemsSus: World's slowest chase
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: oh no
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AMillionCatsOnTypewriters! (Today's storm count: 67)
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are doing the "I'm a snake follow me" joke from the lobby but in game
 GasCityGaming: mongoose headshotted me
 drexciya808: ded
 SymphonySolstice: omg
Izandai: :lrlu
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
Izandai: 
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
 drexciya808: cant
 CodenameBluebird1: EXCUSE ME??
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Terminal bailed and I was wrong it wasn't iron mouse, it was irtehgoose.  irtehgoose was what triggered the bailing, I don't know that Dave ever realized they actualyl had company, they kept looking at the door but never looked for the players. 
 pleonasticTautology: GAMERS DON'T TURN THEIR HEADS
DigitalSeahorse:  
Lysander_salamander: ohno
 pimiento:  
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 Strebenherz: I feel better about my choices earlier
Izandai: oh my god
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
ghyllnox: 
 drexciya808: lmaooo
 SnackPak_: good shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That went on for SO LONG
Lysander_salamander: wow
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahahahaha oh my g-d
 hyralt: top ten let's go
 APODionysus: that was wild
 Diabore: and 1 in a car
EbDorian: Chess pros watching low-ELO games 
Izandai: 
 drexciya808: hahahahhaa
irtehmongoose: looking is overrated
 pleonasticTautology: YES
 pleonasticTautology: SICK
LibraryWitchKei: Yeah you'd think the healthbars and nametags would be dead giveaways 
 CodenameBluebird1: KARMA!
 drexciya808: oh man thatbis a convertible
 Diabore: gg gg
 pleonasticTautology: NICE
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Terminal423: ggs
 drexciya808: gg lol
thebuzzstreams: HH
 SymphonySolstice:    
thebuzzstreams: GG*
chaos5896: gg
 Peter_Chordash: ggs
Lysander_salamander: great games today
 gsyhiap: gg
 CodenameBluebird1: GG everyone
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here, everyone!
 pimiento:  
Forgotten_Sanity: Thanks for the games!
chaos5896: pour one out 4 Parker
Xan_The_Quiet: sorry7, serge, i didn't even know you were there until you jumped in front of my car
 drexciya808: 
 c_money_2000: good games!
 Fruan: Perfect nonsense tonight. Good work team.
 nillasprite: I keep getting robbed!
 lamina5432: gg looking forward to being able to play next time
 c_money_2000: thank you for hosting!
 rosesmcgee:   
 Diabore: sorry i died early and couldnt serge
ghyllnox: @Xan_The_Quiet Please don't apologize, that was amazing
DigitalSeahorse: firefox needs to lag less
DigitalSeahorse: my*
 goombalax: now I get to watch the vod
 Dog_of_Myth:  
hyralt gifted a Tier 1 sub to Lysander_salamander! They have given 408 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Lysander_salamander! (Today's storm count: 68)
 drexciya808:  
 omnilord: Amazing every time, thank you for hosting
 62MGcobra: my power blipped that last game 
 Boon_33:   
 orrie104: *getting good not required
 pimiento: is getting good at it a mandatory step?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Getting good is optional
 WokenClick: fun fact, getting good is potional!
 pimiento: oh phew
 public_key_reveal_party: Or download the game and remain bad at it
 Kata_The_Cat: Gitting good, optional.
 Lysander_salamander: oh, thanks for the gift sub there, Hyralt!
 codatski: Or you could be like me and join after one game and still have a lot of fun lol
ghyllnox: If it were mandatory, half the crew couldn't be here
 hyralt: @Lysander_salamander You're welcome!
 gsyhiap: I have never played PUBG, and I probably never will, but I always enjoy watching these
 WokenClick: @MacbethSeemsSus lol same brain
 drexciya808: too busy mastering wood league on arena sorry
 MrSarkhan:   
 aprilmoxt: I refuse to get good Ill only play in these lobbies
DigitalSeahorse: did Twitch remove the timeline in clips?
 Strebenherz: good luck with your internet bs :S
 Diabore: internet outage and camp cardboard
 SymphonySolstice: hope so
 drexciya808: real glgl
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hope this goes better than the last time
 lamina5432: gnight thx for good  strem
 MacbethSeemsSus: Probably should get a second hamster for the internet
  Juliamon: Keep an eye on the socials just in case
 gsyhiap: Oofa
 public_key_reveal_party: Bad morning moonbase 
 pimiento: hope someone twists your fibre back together and wraps it in a plastic bag soon!
 TehAmelie: thanks for the stream! hellay and goodbey, till we meet again
 pleonasticTautology: thank you for handling the changes to the schedule because of this, James!
TheAinMAP: @DigitalSeahorse Sometimes it's taken several minutes for it to appear in the clip editor today.
 pleonasticTautology: #ThankJames
 drexciya808: i hate how my office internet is less reliable than my home for some reason lol
 Terminal423: Thanks James! It was a great night
DigitalSeahorse: dangit, I refreshed by accident now I can't hear
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 WokenClick: oh hell yes, camp cardboard content was awesome
TokenMickus: @hyralt Nice job finding me on that mountain last game, scared me so much when you started shooting. 
 gsyhiap: I hope LRR's getting some financial compensation from the ISP
 drexciya808:       
 pimiento:   
 hyralt: @TokenMickus haha, that was pure luck on my part
 pleonasticTautology: 
hyralt gifted a Tier 1 sub to TokenMickus! They have given 409 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 Diabore: i undewrstand if you dont answer, are the camp cardboard friends in the draft?
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 hyralt: gg all
 pleonasticTautology: enjoy dinner!
Peter_Chordash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Peter_Chordash! (Today's storm count: 80)
 62MGcobra:   
 SymphonySolstice: byeee
 Lysander_salamander: good night, all of you!
 gsyhiap: nn
 drexciya808:    
tyranidd1: missed this session, maybe next time
 Terminal423: nn
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
chaos5896: night all, gg
loufghyslaufey: Oh, you're gonna build some weird pool shit that Friday, LRR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: i'll try edit that clip in post
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
loufghyslaufey: This Friday, that is
 TokenMickus: @hyralt Thanks for the gift sub and well done during the last game, I followed your progress. 
DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyableShinyGrassBlargNaut-SNpaT1khDlXkzpvC
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