Friday Night Paper Fight || 8 Player Collector Booster Chaos Draft

 KhazzyB: anyone open anything particularly omg worthy?
  Juliamon: yes, but not in the way you think
 goombalax: adam opened a phyrexian planeswalker
SvenTS: N-ice out
bububu__01: he also opened a shadowspear
WowoT: @goombalax ali actually opened the nahiri
 BrowneePointz: we also saw our third foil TMNT brainstorm on camera
 BrowneePointz: which is kind of funny
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 JKBalch:   
 HadesLeprechaun: love that game
 JKBalch:     
 tidehollowcat: Bargain Quest is one of my all time favorites.  Very excited to see it getting played.
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Chenderle:   
 GasCityGaming: take you're time, we're groovin
 GasCityGaming:   
DoodlestheGreat: Oooo! You're doing a Crapshoot next week! Those are always fun.
  Juliamon: Anyone else occasionally getting visual glitching or just me?
DoodlestheGreat: I'm okay so far
Chenderle: I don't notice anything on my side
LilyOfTheVeil666: @Juliamon I've noticed it as well
CompleatedPinkie: I still haven't gotten used to the change to starting earlier. But at least I haven't missed any gameplay this time.
  Juliamon: by occasionally I mean every few slides
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Chenderle: the good old turn it off and on again
LilyOfTheVeil666: o7
 definenull: *shakes fist at telus*
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 e_bloc: chaos draft was too chaotic
 idontgetmyrealname: i got up to get a drink and strim dead
 neisan2112: OH
 TristalMTG: lol the preview of the VOD with Kathleen's claw hand
 CaptainSpam: Ah, geez.
Chenderle: 
 e_bloc: twitch had to shut it down
 Dog_of_Myth: Good time to get snacks, take meds, and cycle fluids
 KaleidoscopeMind: imitating a lizard wizard somatic component
 Dog_of_Myth: Getting cookies
RELDnahcire:  ?
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CuteTeaGoat: collector chaos draft? this is gonna be a mess
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 GasCityGaming: i showered after exercise sir!
SevenishMagpies: yaaay the chaos continues!
videogameprotagonist: Refresh
RELDnahcire: I'm not stinky, I'm spikey!
 Viewers_Like_You: Moonbase internet upgraded to smell-o-net??
 e_bloc: bruh its been a long day
 UtilityPunk: The collector chaos continues!
 lamina5432: I did spill all my food on myself
bububu__01: friday night chungus fight
 idontgetmyrealname: hey it' not my fault it's 80 in texas before I could get my ac fixed
 TimeToFry: All of LRR until now was season one? Hachi machi
 raulghoulia: he's trying his best
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 Makoforte: oh no I didn't get a notif  it had started until now......
 HadesLeprechaun: lands and spells
SevenishMagpies: is bill a content creator? i do not recognize him and would love to follow if he is!
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RELDnahcire: what are the archetypes 
 HadesLeprechaun: @SevenishMagpies The Spike Feeders, on YT!
SvenTS: @SevenishMagpies SpikeFeeders
 KhazzyB: omg is that Bill from the Living Legends podcast?
Natedogg2: Bill Feeds the Spikes.
CecilHoshino: Magic: The Gathering
SevenishMagpies: tyty! i really should check out spikefeeders
SevenishMagpies: @RELDnahcire cards, in a pile
 idontgetmyrealname: @RELDnahcire WUBRG cards in hand
Chenderle: hey, I did my weekly shower this morning
ChaoticObserver: A gathering of magic?
stnrwzrd: 666 hail satan
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hey I have those sleeves!
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 Makoforte: jeez, already??
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 jadielady: 75% as good!
 Hansk_and_Boo: Me: WOW a 3 and a 9!
 BrowneePointz: oh did Bill pull stinky 1 drop tamiyo?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I think they're on my Satya, Aetherflux Genius MH3 deck
 Hansk_and_Boo: Oh wait
 BrowneePointz: surge foils don’t like the camera
 e_bloc: those foils are so hard to re ad
moleking2easy: OGH LIVE??? I’ve never seen OGH live before 🥰❤️💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
  Juliamon: !cardview on
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Chenderle: new york island
  LRRbot: Seachrome Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
  LRRbot: Pulsar Squadron Ace [1W] | Creature — Human Pilot [1/2] | When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Spacecraft card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 GasCityGaming: Paul is a thorough man
 plaidanddrpepper: two earth lands...
mrfluffenstuff: can yall send that tech to the official wizards stream lmao
mrfluffenstuff: what, they own?
 Hansk_and_Boo: If you put Serge foils in your decks you're not allowed basics.
  LRRbot: Mintstrosity [1B] | Creature — Horror [3/1] | When this creature dies, create a Food token.
Chenderle: Love Mintstrosity
  LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
 BrowneePointz: it’s okay Bill someone has to draft the wheeler greed special
  LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 GasCityGaming: great card
 definenull: broken card
 definenull: you vs the draw-2 they told you not to worry about
 HadesLeprechaun: canlander playable
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 Bugberry: red vs blue
 e_bloc: you forgot to take the training wheels off of your draw spell
 BrowneePointz: woah woah thrill of possibility is rugged and hardworking. Stoc up is a nepo baby
 KhazzyB: stock up is one more mana AND a sorcery. well shit card that
CecilHoshino: Speaking of food, I should really make dinner...
CuteTeaGoat: Divination in shambles
 definenull: ninjutsu is in this set...
  LRRbot: Squire's Lightblade [W] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {3}
  LRRbot: Blazing Torch [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked by Vampires or Zombies. / Equipped creature has "{T}, Sacrifice Blazing Torch: Blazing Torch deals 2 damage to any target." / Equip {1}
 BrowneePointz: and sneak @definenull
 HadesLeprechaun: WotC continuing to do everything possible to make Equipments feel better
 Micalovits: If you have a bad toot for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor
 LithelyUnshod: And Blasphemous act?
 Hansk_and_Boo: Me, a man that built a Minsc and Boo commander deck as a joke,  during spoiler season: Yo, Stock up is messed up.
  LRRbot: Blacksnag Buzzard [2B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn. / Plot {1}{B}
 KhazzyB: @Micalovits all at once or multiple over the 4 hours….asking for a friend
 goombalax: I run blazing torch in !card Ratonhnhaké:ton
  LRRbot: Explosive Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [1/1] | Vivid — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.
 definenull: D:
 Micalovits: One 4 hour long toot
RELDnahcire: 
 fcloud: go birds, it's your birthday
 Dog_of_Myth: Philly in shambles
 Sage0fMadness: vultures love going to the graveyard
 BrowneePointz: gotta root for Olivia cuz Jeskai is always public enemy number 1
 e_bloc: smack that witch up
 definenull: settle is also in this draft, right?
  LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | This creature can't block. / This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 e_bloc: settle is in every chaos draft
 KhazzyB: @Micalovits  d
 BrowneePointz: @e_bloc Prodigy songs that didn’t age well. that was Prodigy right?
 fcloud: what makes it a "chaos draft"? 
 CeridwenCoeur: @BrowneePointz I think it was Fatboy Slim
 KhazzyB:  d
 BrowneePointz: @fcloud packs from different sets
 HadesLeprechaun: @fcloud all the packs are from different sets
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz it was, and yeah not gret
 fcloud: it was prodigy, and it was pretty offensive even on release 
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  LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
 Bugberry: "I have another land to sacrifice to my leviathan"
 definenull: man olivia has all the banger draw-2s
 Hansk_and_Boo: @fcloud It's Basically any draft when Adam is present. Duobly so when there's at least one (1) pack of Baldurs Gste present.
 BrowneePointz: @CeridwenCoeur na it was Prodigy. Prodigy tracks are gnarly and crunchy, Fatboy tracks are whimsical and groovy
 fcloud: ty @BrowneePointz @HadesLeprechaun
 Dog_of_Myth: Goat!
 HadesLeprechaun: the goat!
  LRRbot: Oft-Nabbed Goat [1B] | Creature — Goat [0/5] | {1}: Draw a card. Gain control of this creature and put a −1/−1 counter on it. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery. / When this creature dies, if it had one or more −1/−1 counters on it, its owner draws that many cards and each other player loses that much life.
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 margieargie: 
 UtilityPunk: 
 BrowneePointz: I got this precon a couple weeks ago and got maximum value on the goat
 e_bloc: does she have the sauce
 Fruan: Oft nabbed goat in 1v1 is difficult to evaluate.
 LSRubin: Tammy No!
 Strebenherz: oh daaang
 Dog_of_Myth: Now pointed Tamiyo
 ElektroTal: damn, that is pretty
 KhazzyB: HOLY
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
 definenull: RIP to a real one
 BrowneePointz: stinky Tamiyo is stinky
 BrowneePointz: she’s gross and annoying
 KhazzyB: @BrowneePointz most would have to pay extra for that
 BrowneePointz: give me the wonky harder to use Tamiyos
 ElektroTal: that tamiyo does disgusting things in cube
 BrowneePointz: she’s one of the best one drops ever printed now
TabbyLavalamp: Just came in and see some Spike Hijinx at Home happening. Cool!
 UtilityPunk: It's a 0/3, how bad can it be? 
 LithelyUnshod: Recently pointed in Canlander
 Fruan: @BrowneePointz She's the best Control one drop ever printed, and it's not close, because that's an absurd catagory.
 ghizmou: she's so good, she can even block ragavan
 KhazzyB: @UtilityPunk an 0/3 that realistically had to attach to get value!
 fcloud: fun fact: wotc released three sets since the beginning of this stream
 HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePointz maximum value is like an X spell that puts X -1/-1 counters on target creature and having X be like 12 and targeting your own goat
  LRRbot: Astrid Peth [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever Astrid Peth enters or attacks, create a Food token. / Brand-new Sky — Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, Astrid Peth explores.
 Fruan: Kylie!
 BrowneePointz: @HadesLeprechaun it got passed around to 4 counters, then I black sun’s zenith’d for 6
 NewtyNewts: Dang, them's some fancy cards
 BrowneePointz: Kylie Minogue!
 HadesLeprechaun: @Fruan niiiice
 ElektroTal: oh, did you open a warhammer collector?
 Sage0fMadness: pain for my sham friends
 Voidhawk42: the release schedule always always reminds me of Pacific Rim. “In the beginning the magic sets were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. In 4 days we could be seeing a set every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double set within seven days.”
 HadesLeprechaun: meant that for Brownee, lol
 raulghoulia: Adam have you seen Electric Seaweed?
 LithelyUnshod: @ElektroTal I don't believe 40K had boosters
  LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
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 itsr67: howdy
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 BrowneePointz: it’s from the precon
 ElektroTal: @LithelyUnshod yeah, i was just joking off Olivia saying blood for the blood god =)
SvenTS: That accursed seaweed
 iris_of_ether: That evil jump
 LithelyUnshod: I missed that xD
 Hansk_and_Boo: That moment is just. No.
 ShaneLeeAtk: That first building...
 BrowneePointz: Adam gotta pick up that TMNT precon. it’s tailor made for him
 Strebenherz: i haven't played that game but i've DEF had that experience going backto games i played as a kid
 BrowneePointz: not very Ally of you Bill
 BrowneePointz: Kylie will remember this
 e_bloc: peace kylie
 Hansk_and_Boo: Yp is that a flip-flop
 definenull: nooo'
 Fruan: Tamiyo making the Iron slipper clue feels oddly appropriate?
  LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
 BrowneePointz: !card Electric Gomazoa
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Sage0fMadness: 
 Fruan: In draft?!
 dutchmoose: Bill out here playing Canlander
 UtilityPunk: Flipping Tamiyo in draft lol
 ghizmou: olivia, if you can flip the table, you'Re allowed to
Khalstrom: Powerful Magic
Mrsodaking: Is this how you brainstorm correctly?
MapleFoniks: Jobber to the stars
 Dog_of_Myth: Have you tried saying No, Olivia
 definenull: this is when olivia realised she wasn't the main character
 e_bloc: Olivia's doing the job
 fcloud: why did this happen to me~ i've made my mistakes~
 BrowneePointz: THE JACKEDAL!
Chenderle: spellspear heck ya
  LRRbot: Khenra Spellspear [1R] (back: Gitaxian Spellstalker) | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Prowess / {3}{U/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePointz: I haven’t seen the Jackedal in years!
 gsyhiap: It me
 e_bloc: did me get drafted
 FauksStarling: I'm so used to seeing Kibler make Olivia panic that it's weird seeing someone else do it.
 e_bloc: !card Me, the Immortal
  LRRbot: Me, the Immortal [2GUR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, vigilance, or menace counter on Me. / Counters remain on Me as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library. / You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.
 xVoxtric: @BrowneePointz Jacked Jackal is the red Jacked Rabbit
 BrowneePointz: chat if you wonder why I call Khenra the Jacked—al the backside of that dog is RIPPED
n0tboy_: the tentackal
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 ElektroTal: what set had strip? oh, eoe
 e_bloc: nh
 definenull: see? both players are playing with pointed canlander cards so it's fair
  LRRbot: Khenra Spellspear [1R] (back: Gitaxian Spellstalker) | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Prowess / {3}{U/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
 HadesLeprechaun: I need to grab some of the eoe land reprints, I love the space art
  LRRbot: Brineborn Cutthroat [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Pirate [2/1] | Flash / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 BrowneePointz: hey I played that standard deck
 BrowneePointz: I was the problem!
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 BrowneePointz: RIPPED DOG
 LurkerSpine: is C-rift in this?
  LRRbot: Spicy Oatmeal Pizza [2R] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 Bugberry: Char with life gain
  LRRbot: Refute [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Draw a card, then discard a card.
 BrowneePointz: Psionic Bolt with Life Gain!
bububu__01: red psionic blast artifact
 e_bloc: where is ice out when you need it
SvenTS: 'Is the target me' - love it
 BrowneePointz: blast*
Aceviru: Wrong ingredients on the pizza
 Bugberry: They should have Pizza with suspend, so it's free when it's late.
freshmaker__: riddle gate gargoyle sounds like you're scooby doo saying little gate gargoyle
 xVoxtric: 100 life game
 BrowneePointz: I thought Olivia said Little Gay Gargoyle and choked on my water
 TrueNateNemesis: did Olivia get her goat back?
 definenull: ^
Politicallycorrekt: I think Bill still has Olivia’s goat
 gsyhiap: ^
 BrowneePointz: goat check
 fcloud: @BrowneePointz i heard that as well. i assumed it was the name of a card or a nickname
  LRRbot: Oft-Nabbed Goat [1B] | Creature — Goat [0/5] | {1}: Draw a card. Gain control of this creature and put a −1/−1 counter on it. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery. / When this creature dies, if it had one or more −1/−1 counters on it, its owner draws that many cards and each other player loses that much life.
 BrowneePointz: looool
 e_bloc: its just part of the dowry
RELDnahcire: I think I remember that movie? How Olivia got her goat back...
 BrowneePointz: it’s like a coat check, but stinkier and friendlier
Chenderle: lol
 fcloud: being fun is the play and olivia has that down
 UtilityPunk: "Being good at magic is overrated" - Dr. Seuss
 itsr67: amen
 e_bloc: mediocrity is so satisfying
 gsyhiap: Now I have a mental image of a small room near the entrance of the building that people bring goats to for temporary safekeeping. A goat-check.
AndyTold: a sad story in 6 word: for nabbing, Olivia’s goat. never drewcards
 BrowneePointz: I’d rather be competent at something and love it
Smirking_Bear: Eh ! A  Spike vs a hijinxer
 fcloud: mox mox mox
 raulghoulia: Adam, later on tonight
Chenderle: no Tami, phew
 Voidhawk42: Bill may be trying to speed run getting banned forever, but he hasn't cast Shahazarad yet so I think h fine
 BrowneePointz: Adam is a savant. he put a 0 in his card evaluation skills to overmax his gameplay skills
  LRRbot: Sapphire Medallion [2] | Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
 fcloud: he did claim to be playing for ante. that was funny tho
 e_bloc: they taped 11 commander games this morning
Natedogg2: It's ok - I told Bill how wishing in a subgame works, so he'll be ok.
 fcloud: @Natedogg2 yes, that will solve the problem
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  LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
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 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun elder dragon roadquest hijinks
 WokenClick: I'm really hopin gthis new Camp Cardboard means more Hey Deck This Out videos, I'm loving those
  LRRbot: Soulknife Spy [2U] | Creature — Elf Rogue [3/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: it’s an incredible piece of tech and Paul is brilliant and cool
 raulghoulia: I am also enjoying Deck This Out
  LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 e_bloc: Olivia's stock is going up
 xVoxtric: Stock up for 2 is 
freshmaker__: *fighting game player voice* she needs it
 definenull: at this point its literally ancestral recall
 BrowneePointz: when other people cast stock up they’re meta-drones, when Olivia casts it it’s with a tee hee and a clown horn
 fcloud: im waiting for olivia's dark phoenix arc
 xVoxtric: I need some medicinal stock up
 BrowneePointz: my brand!
 kynelwynn: I can't believe Stock up's around $8 - 10. Like c'mon secondary market, you're killing me
RELDnahcire: @BrowneePointz car with a horn that play la Cucaracha
 xVoxtric: big Emmie is banned? which Emmie then
 e_bloc: deal
 raulghoulia: win win
 e_bloc: 15 mana
 e_bloc: a million buys a lot of mana vaults
 definenull: the stip didn't say you have to *win* after casting emmy
MalFnord: Well if you don't play in competition...
 e_bloc: like at least three
 xVoxtric: Emrakul the Promised End is pretty sick too
Smirking_Bear: How does it feel coming to a more enlightened part of North America Olivia ? Lol
 definenull: dammit adam
 fcloud: its easy to become the least popular person at your LGS. the hard part will be finding games
  LRRbot: Trained Arynx [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast Mount [3/1] | Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1. / Saddle 2
Natedogg2: I'm online, and I don't hate you Olivia.
 e_bloc: I think the number of games you cast 15-emrakul and the games you win are a pretty tight venn diagram
  LRRbot: Rimekin Recluse [2U] | Creature — Elemental Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand.
 LSRubin: "Are you saying it's $1 million for the shittiest commander players to irrationally hate you? because hi, i'm literally Olivia Gobert-Hicks"
freshmaker__: smart watches have really good comedic timing
 BrowneePointz: wait really?
 BrowneePointz: today I learned
Smirking_Bear: <----team Bill
 e_bloc: has anyone ever disowned a family member on a lrr stream
 spinebustertee: Wait, Bill's related to Jim?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: OW
stnrwzrd: bill, the sexy jim
 e_bloc: 
 Simonark: If you go back far enough, everyone’s related to Jim.
 LSRubin: answering the question "what if Jim had hair"
n0tboy_: long jim vs slim jim
 BrowneePointz: wzrd are you stoned?
RELDnahcire: How tall is he?
 Dog_of_Myth: I thought Long Jim was Serge
  LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying / Deathtouch / Lifelink
 BrowneePointz: he’s like 6’5”
 Strebenherz: ooh nice
 definenull: ooh banger alert
RELDnahcire: (for the joke, not the actual question)
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!
  LRRbot: Trained Arynx [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast Mount [3/1] | Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1. / Saddle 2
 neisan2112: LETS GOOO
Smirking_Bear: You don't want to be long and sexy Jim? Lol
 xVoxtric: oh I member
 raulghoulia: nighthawk needs more key words
stnrwzrd: first magic deck i ever had was built around vampire nighthawk
stnrwzrd: it's the GOAT
EbDorian: Nighthawk!? I'm young again 
 Fruan: What was Vampire Nighthawk in?! Was that in the Foundations pack?
 e_bloc: but what does IDK stand for, wrong answers only
 xVoxtric: Qarsi Revenant is the new Nightwak
Chenderle: @Fruan yep
 HadesLeprechaun: Vampire Nighthawk is still pretty good imo, lol
Khalstrom: Don't talk mess about Nighthawk
 kynelwynn: @e_bloc In Dis Karnivale
 Bugberry: !card nighthawk scavenger
  LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
freshmaker__: I like the zendikar rising nighthawk
adept_nekomancer: No flying?  Now it's Vampire Nightwalk.
 Hansk_and_Boo: I remember when Bog Imp was a good play. I play both still, tho.
Mindfire13: Nighthawk is great in Kathril.
 Dog_of_Myth: We stan Vampire Nighthawk in this house
stnrwzrd: @e_bloc if donkey kong (in the style of wwjd)
 BrowneePointz: there’s also vampire lightwalk the white Avishkari dwarf
 raulghoulia: Remember Who You Are
Aceviru: I'm dying haha
 e_bloc: yeah he's probably not watching, but definitely judging
SilasLunark: Kibler is too busy brewing hearthstone dragon decks
Smirking_Bear: We need a garsi v nighthawk showdown
 BrowneePointz: and yea gifted aetherborn was vampire night walk
RELDnahcire: The role of Brian Kibler will be voiced by James Earl Jones tonight
 fcloud: tonight, due to illness,
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 kynelwynn: Oh! "IDK" means "Implied Dissappoined Kibler"!
 e_bloc: @kynelwynn 
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 e_bloc: I'm much more likely to draw an extra card than miss a draw a card trigger
RELDnahcire: @kynelwynn 
  LRRbot: Trained Arynx [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast Mount [3/1] | Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1. / Saddle 2
 fcloud: @e_bloc suspicious... 
Mindfire13: We need more Aetherborn in Magic. Especially as a U/G archetype, exploring their artificially natural nature.
 BrowneePointz: @Mindfire13 they’re literally made of black mana
Seventy111: what’s the artifact on Olivia’s board?
 BrowneePointz: sapphire medallion
 raulghoulia: Sapphire Medallion
 e_bloc: "coulda sacked that food:
Seventy111: aha thanks
  LRRbot: Thousand Moons Infantry [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Untap this creature during each other player's untap step.
keatthebeast: is there any real logic when 24 collector boosters are in the mix
 BrowneePointz: combo bell ringer
 kynelwynn: Thousand Moons Infantry + a Mount? Olivia's got a combo!
  LRRbot: Soaring Sandwing [4WW] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Plainscycling {2}
 UtilityPunk: 1000 Moons Infantry says "you don't need Seedborn for inspiration when you're you're own inspiration."
 KaleidoscopeMind: "i wasnt hungry"
BrowneePointz: big dumb idiot pterosaur!
Mindfire13: Remember when you got a 2/3 for 2U with conditional flying? Aeronaut Tinkerer remembers
 BrowneePointz: I played a lot of Lci. love big dumb idiot pterosaur
  LRRbot: Invasion of New Phyrexia [XWU] (back: Teferi Akosa of Zhalfir) | Battle — Siege [6] | When this Siege enters, create X 2/2 white and blue Knight creature tokens with vigilance.
 BrowneePointz: TEFERI!
 raulghoulia: whats a battle?
 e_bloc:    
 BrowneePointz: that’s a Teferi!
 fcloud: @raulghoulia an extremely esoteric card type that they printed once and forgot about completely
 BrowneePointz: it turns into a planeswalker
 e_bloc: 666
 Fruan: It Teferates
Mindfire13: Remember when they made 36 of a new card type in one set and never did anything with that type afterwards?
 BrowneePointz: sorry that card is rad
 BrowneePointz: I got excited
 e_bloc: but can you flip it in time
 raulghoulia: @fcloud Oh I know. I just like quoting Ralph Wiggam
 BrowneePointz: with testuko yes @e_bloc
 hb8u: battle cost 1 less bc of sapphire
 KadmosTech: I want you to know, I appreciated that "Clefairy" reference. Even if nobody in the room appreciated it.
 Bugberry: @Mindfire13 "yet". Recent years have shown they are willing to bring back mechanics not used for literal decades.
 e_bloc: never reaching the end
  LRRbot: Nahiri, the Unforgiving [1R{R/W/P}W] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nahiri [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature attacks a player each combat if able. / [+1]: Discard a card, then draw a card. / [0]: Exile target creature or Equipment card with mana value less than Nahiri's loyalty from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
 definenull: LAL
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaah
 definenull: LOL
 UtilityPunk:  Running sapphire medallion in limited is a hell of a choice 
rogerivany: #blameJames
 UtilityPunk: A good one, of course
keatthebeast: thanks james!
 gsyhiap: 
jasaproxy: Nahiri and Luka, the true villains of Magic
 Fruan: If we chat more they can't read Naheri
 Strebenherz: https://www.cardkingdom.com/images/magic-the-gathering/phyrexia-all-will-be-one/nahiri-the-unforgiving-43416.jpg
 e_bloc: the cards beautiful too
 BrowneePointz: I hope we get a Zhalfir Afrofuturism set soon
  LRRbot: Serum Sovereign [4U] | Creature — Phyrexian Sphinx [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. / {U}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: Draw a card, then scry 2.
 neisan2112: @BrowneePointz That would be so dope.
jasaproxy: I think that Nahiri was my stamped promo
 e_bloc: that literally is what goes through my mind every day
 BrowneePointz: I do find it funny the infantry gives Olivia a free saddle
  LRRbot: Sinew Dancer [W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [1/1] | {3}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. / Corrupted — {W}, {T}: Tap target creature. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.
 couchboyj: Attack a player, specially.   So the Battle would be defendable, that aint nothing.
  LRRbot: Teferi Akosa of Zhalfir (front: Invasion of New Phyrexia) | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | [+1]: Draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a creature card. / [−2]: You get an emblem with "Knights you control get +1/+0 and have ward {1}." / [−3]: Tap any number of untapped creatures you control. When you do, shuffle target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value X or less into its owner's library, where X is the number of creature…
 fcloud: welcome to 
 e_bloc: take a load off teferi, battle's over
jasaproxy: I love using his minus 2 50 times
 UtilityPunk: You don't want to hear Tef's mom calling him by his full name
 e_bloc: the ultimate is organ donor though
 fcloud: more like te-UNFAIR-i
 Bugberry: just get rid of all their knights.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trigger the Serum thingie.
 e_bloc: hey its like stock up but an instant
 niccus: wait we did have a license card, did anyone open psychic paper from dr who
 BrowneePointz: he’s leading the charge of his kinsman
 e_bloc: dude gets drunk after a battle
 BrowneePointz: of course he’s mad
 HadesLeprechaun: @niccus it was in the pack so someone got it, yeah
  LRRbot: Fearless Swashbuckler [1UR] | Creature — Fish Pirate [3/3] | Haste / Vehicles you control have haste. / Whenever you attack, if a Pirate and a Vehicle attacked this combat, draw three cards, then discard two cards.
 NoxStryx: BECAUSE...You've been down too long in the midnight sea?
CecilHoshino: "I have had it with these mother (EFF)king Phyrexians on this mother (EFF)king plane."
jasaproxy: That's horrifying
 fcloud: wow that is some intense art
  LRRbot: Clamorous Ironclad [3R] | Artifact — Vehicle [6/3] | Menace / Crew 3 / Cycling {R}
Chenderle: Yo Ho Ho!
 kynelwynn: Trigger Swashbuckler
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's a pirate and a vehicle.
 e_bloc: say what you want about aetherdrift, probably that the set blew, but some of the art is pretty magnificient
 BrowneePointz: I liked Aetherdrift but I wish it was a less clunky set
  LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
jasaproxy: I picked up like 5 invasions of Zhalfir, it's such a fun walker
EbDorian: Sorry Adam, emblems aren't cards  
  LRRbot: Oildeep Gearhulk [UUBB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | Lifelink, ward {1} / When this creature enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, then draws a card.
jasaproxy: New phyrexia*
 Bugberry: @e_bloc The set played well and had good mechanics. I liked Max Speed and people mostly liked the Exhaust and wanted it to return, which it did in Avatar.
Politicallycorrekt: Should the sphinx have another oil counter from the boat?
 HadesLeprechaun: Aetherdrift has plenty of good designs, and a bunch of good art, but flavorfully missed for me, I'd have liked more interesting explorations of the planes it was investigating
 kynelwynn: I liked the snap shots of three planes and that some teams hinted at other, interesting, palces to visit (I really want to see Gastal) but over all not a very fun time when there's so many vehicles (which then requires you to tap your dudes and makes board states kind suck)
  LRRbot: Bonehoard Dracosaur [3RR] | Creature — Dinosaur Dragon [5/5] | Flying, first strike / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. If you exiled a land card this way, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token. If you exiled a nonland card this way, create a Treasure token.
 e_bloc: @Bugberry I didn't really love the limited gameplay, but to be honest I kinda dig the set, it did a lot of things I really enjoy
 Bugberry: @HadesLeprechaun With how many planes were featured, it wasn't going to get too deep into any.
jasaproxy: I love Bonehoard! I HATE Bonehoard
 PhorrestGaze: many words
 lamina5432: bone hoard is not ok
 e_bloc: I remember when vanilla 5/5s were 6
Gooseblast: Lots of words, none of them are haste 
 Bugberry: @e_bloc People had been clamoring for a Limited format that wasn't super fast, and ironically it had grindy gameplay that people wanted.
jasaproxy: If only Bonehoard had haste
jasaproxy: @Gooseblast damn, beat me to it
 BrowneePointz: I’m glad Dracosaur DOESN’T have haste
Seventy111: do Olivia’s knights have vigilance?
 BrowneePointz: they do have vigilance just double checked
jasaproxy: they do\
  LRRbot: Bonehoard Dracosaur [3RR] | Creature — Dinosaur Dragon [5/5] | Flying, first strike / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. If you exiled a land card this way, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token. If you exiled a nonland card this way, create a Treasure token.
Chenderle: plus the knights are 3/2 aren't they?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They do. Invasion of New Phyrexia makes knights with viigilance.
 LithelyUnshod: Her?
jasaproxy: They've also Azorious if that matters at all
jasaproxy: they're*
Dr_fragenstien: doesn't it have 2 ward 1?
  LRRbot: Ride's End [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped permanent. / Exile target creature or Vehicle.
Dr_fragenstien: oooh gotcha
 hb8u: that was a turn
jasaproxy: At least Olivia got rid of the Bonehoard
 UtilityPunk: Removal's like the good ol' reliable asparagus and brusselsprouts. Good for you, but stinky
 HadesLeprechaun: BREAD isn't as relevant anymore as it once was, but the R is still quite important
 BrowneePointz: it’s a single card value engine
  LRRbot: Invasion of Amonkhet [1UB] (back: Lazotep Convert) | Battle — Siege [4] | When this Siege enters, each player mills three cards, then each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.
jasaproxy: Invasion typal
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  LRRbot: Blazing Torch [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked by Vampires or Zombies. / Equipped creature has "{T}, Sacrifice Blazing Torch: Blazing Torch deals 2 damage to any target." / Equip {1}
  LRRbot: Khenra Spellspear [1R] (back: Gitaxian Spellstalker) | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Prowess / {3}{U/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePointz: it’s the one that eternalizes on the back Adam. it IS a banger
 lamina5432: an invasion its been so long
jasaproxy: I want more battles. MaRo said they were coming back
  LRRbot: Bladed Ambassador [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [3/1] | This creature enters with an oil counter on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | This creature can't block. / This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dr_fragenstien: might be thinking of a spell from original ahmonket
 e_bloc: yeah it was liek 2ubb
 UtilityPunk: Battles are pretty sick ngl, looking forward to them coming back
 kynelwynn: Famously, Bloodghast cannot block
3schr: @jasaproxy I'm sure reality fracturing will lead to some battles
Seventy111: the big UB sorcery from war of the spark, right? amass 4, some other stuff?
 Bugberry: !card Invasion of Ulgrotha
  LRRbot: Invasion of Ulgrotha [4B] (back: Grandmother Ravi Sengir) | Battle — Siege [5] | When this Siege enters, it deals 3 damage to any other target and you gain 3 life.
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jasaproxy: I guess they're come back when WoTC inevitably resurrect Yawgmoth and or Elesh Norn
  LRRbot: Squire's Lightblade [W] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {3}
 definenull: again: settle is in chaos draft, right?
 UtilityPunk: Combat trick: here's my shiv
 BrowneePointz: Adam you’re thinking of Enter the God-Eternals
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 Mattmitchell45: @jasaproxy Yawgmoth as a planet in the Edge of Eternities
 InfiniTokens: Oh hey it's an Olivia!
 BrowneePointz: !card Enter the God-Eternals
  LRRbot: Enter the God-Eternals [2UUB] | Sorcery | Enter the God-Eternals deals 4 damage to target creature and you gain life equal to the damage dealt this way. Target player mills four cards. Amass Zombies 4.
jasaproxy: @Mattmitchell45 Oh damn
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 spinebustertee: Bill is Cringe, but he is Free
 UtilityPunk: It's all that spicy oatmeal pizza tbh
 HadesLeprechaun: playing to the BOARD? how dare
 BrowneePointz: Bill is playing creatures and Tamiyo’s and killing Kylie Minogue. vibes are off
 ekplayscards: Bill might be cringe but I still love him
 e_bloc: kill not your cringe, kill what makes you think it is cringe
 BrowneePointz: for folks that don’t get the joke Astrid from the Doctor Who set is literally Kylie Minogue
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SvenTS: Bill what makes you cringe
  Juliamon: Joy_Stix_DragQueen Sure is
 BrowneePointz: ooo good one Sven
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: hang on a second. is my username getting filtered?
jasaproxy: What is object permanence?
 definenull: settle!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: @joy_stix_dragqueen
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Joy_Stix_DragQueen: weird.
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 Dromos_GHG: just nuts
 definenull: ggs ggs
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 WokenClick: ah, there we go
jasaproxy: cardboard?
  Juliamon: WokenClick It'll be the usual say-the-word method
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 BrowneePointz: I see Adam is running back the deck name Gag
 TruPhantomAngel: @codatski Big Maria energy here! Lol
MapleFoniks: Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat
 BrowneePointz: I love that John Carpenter just spends his time now playing video games. dude just LOVES video games
  LRRbot: Overgrown Pest [2G] | Creature — Pest [2/2] | When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a land or double-faced card from among them and put that card into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 itsr67: march of the machines
 Bugberry: March of the Machine, one of the Pests from Strixhaven
 BrowneePointz: March of the machine
ancienthangover: thsi was the avengers endgame set
 BrowneePointz: but it’s from Arcavios
 itsr67: it can get battles or dfcs or whatever
  LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Goombill: The Thing is superior
SvenTS: Embrace the tabe!
Bearudite: fries for the tabe
 raulghoulia: just listened to a podcast about Escape From LA
 Territan: Aren't they on round 2 of 4? I was out for too long for them to still be on round 1.
SvenTS: (and In The Mouth of Madness)
 BrowneePointz: limited BANGER
 spinebustertee: Attack on Precinct 13 is underappreciated
YeOldeMark: Big trouble in little China
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean, The Thing, but there's a couple other all timers like They Live and Halloween
  LRRbot: Colossal Rattlewurm [2GG] | Creature — Wurm [6/5] | Colossal Rattlewurm has flash as long as you control a Desert. / Trample / {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Search your library for a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
ancienthangover: @YeOldeMark now we're talking
 coachNelly: legit
marxmarksman: Good choice.
  LRRbot: Terminal Agony [2BR] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. / Madness {B}{R}
 BrowneePointz: it’s good but has bits that don’t age well
 ArtDecoSunburn: @raulghoulia I'm a big fan of Carpenter's soundtracks for those films, especially "New York." Moody scores.
 ShaneLeeAtk: It is delightfully ridiculous
 TruPhantomAngel: Tie between The Thing and They Live for me.
ancienthangover: why is kurt russell the best actor of all time
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm just happy that in his later life he decided to just play video games and make music instead of like, becoming a big racist or something, he seems to be just big chillin
  LRRbot: Owlbear [3GG] | Creature — Bird Bear [4/4] | Trample / Keen Senses — When this creature enters, draw a card.
 dutchmoose: my man
 raulghoulia: imagine drafting mirror of life trapping?
 BrowneePointz: He’s pretty good in Monarch
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ancienthangover Except for "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" from the 1960s. When he was a Disney kid.
 BrowneePointz: his son Wyatt is SO good in Thunderbolts
 NotCainNorAbel: oh my he would hate that
 plaidanddrpepper: Air Force 2-
 raulghoulia: the only Steven Seagal movie worth watching is Executive Decision
 TruPhantomAngel: Kurt Russell is so good, his name was Walt Disney’s last words.
ancienthangover: @raulghoulia i've never seen someone be so wrong before
 BrowneePointz: also more people should watch Thunderbolts, I know some folks are tired of comic book media but that movie is SO good
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: and she’s holding Screwloose!
 BrowneePointz: the lil skeeter in her hands is Screwloose
 TruPhantomAngel: I’m annoyed not another bat in B/W.
  LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 ElektroTal: man, what a blowout
  LRRbot: Etali, Primal Storm [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [6/6] | Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
freshmaker__: hell yeah brother
 HadesLeprechaun: @TruPhantomAngel try being a horse enjoyer where they printed Thurid and mono-white and CONTINUE to print horses in every other color....
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 TruPhantomAngel: Good Ole Clear Shot
 UtilityPunk: 
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  LRRbot: Dawn's Light Archer [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [4/2] | Flash / Reach
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 TruPhantomAngel: Good Ole Etali
 Kraygor911: pest dead?
 Bugberry: and they say cards have too much text these days.
 BrowneePointz: My one goal with the TMNT set is to get folks to give the IDW comics and/or The Last Ronin a try. just really good stories
  LRRbot: Green Dragon [4GG] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Poison Breath — When this creature enters, until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, destroy it.
 TruPhantomAngel: @BrowneePointz I’ve heard. I checked on The Last Ronin cause my old work sold this awesome statue of it.
 BrowneePointz: you do too
 BrowneePointz: Adam
 freshmaker__: each player
 ElektroTal: adam does too
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Your library too Adam
 type_variable: adam
 Bugberry: each player's library
mishotem: Adam too
 itsr67: etali is you too
 Diabore: big each on that etali
  LRRbot: Tenured Oilcaster [3B] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [2/4] | Menace / This creature gets +3/+0 as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard. / Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player mills a card.
 itsr67: its free anyhow
 Bugberry: and not for any mana
 ElektroTal: adam, it's free
 BrowneePointz: it’s for free
  LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
 BrowneePointz: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Aceviru: Spicy
 ElektroTal: oh, well then
 Strebenherz: got there
  LRRbot: Bloodfeather Phoenix [1R] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. / Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to an opponent or battle, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: What phoenix is THAT
  Pharmacistjudge: now or never
  LRRbot: Stubborn Burrowfiend [1G] | Creature — Badger Beast Mount [2/2] | Whenever this creature becomes saddled for the first time each turn, mill two cards, then this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. / Saddle 2
  LRRbot: Alacrian Jaguar [4G] | Creature — Cat Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / Saddle 1
 raulghoulia: phoenix with set mechanic
 definenull: did alex somehow draft a saddle / mount deck?
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 Bugberry: I really want Saddle to return.
 GamerCat88: like dead adjacent but not dead dead
 BrowneePointz: I hope we go to that Fish Pirate Plane from Aetherdrift
 BrowneePointz: I think they were called Chordatans?
MapleFoniks: Not overtly crucified!
SvenTS: 'JC up on the big T' was gold
 raulghoulia: big t? its lower case
  LRRbot: Spin Out [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or Vehicle.
  LRRbot: Compass Gnome [2] | Artifact Creature — Gnome [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card or Cave card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
  LRRbot: Karsus Depthguard [2R] | Creature — Lizard Warrior [4/3] | Defender / As long as this creature's power is 5 or greater, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
 HadesLeprechaun: the game continues!
 lochnessseammonster: 
  LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: Zodi!
 Strebenherz: F
  LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
 BrowneePointz: it’s easy Alex, the Null group is a shady corporation run by demonic entity of Chaos Madame Null!
 UtilityPunk: Spot the difference is the best part of Highlights 
mishotem: the draft episode of Goofus and Gallant
Alyssa_Swift: Goofus drafts build-around enchantments, Gallant drafts 2- and 3-drop creatures
 xantos69: Bring back Clippy.
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
 BrowneePointz: we have two midwesterners with American Standard Dialect broadcast voices and I love it SO much
 GasCityGaming: @xantos69 rather have clippy than copilot
 xantos69: @GasCityGaming So True
 BrowneePointz: Gideon jura
 GamerCat88: I want Clippy with attitude like it starts off nice and then slowly gets passive aggressive/snarky
Chenderle: dang 4 rounds
 BrowneePointz: og gid baybee
 UtilityPunk: Draft, cube, and JumpStart: All nice ways to intro the game
 BrowneePointz: I learned by kitchen table right into drafting. went every week to a draft my junior year of high school and it definitely made me a much better Magic player really quickly
 nymistrya: Man, I miss big Gids and og Tamiyo. That sold me on UW control when I first started playing
 Bugberry: I remember opening Chandra at my Lorwyn prerelease
SvenTS: A little cheat as a treat
 BrowneePointz: and when I mean every week I mean for like 60+ weeks in a row without fail
 Territan: You can have a little cheating, as a treat.
Alyssa_Swift: You really think people would do that? Just go on Arena and tell lies?
 Territan: Size of a cheat? About 2/5 the height of StrongBad?
 BrowneePointz: So what’s the cutest TMNT Maria? is it Little Lita?
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
  LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Karsus Depthguard [2R] | Creature — Lizard Warrior [4/3] | Defender / As long as this creature's power is 5 or greater, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
 UtilityPunk: The prehistoric dino is very cute as well
 BrowneePointz: The set is just heartwarming vibes
  Juliamon: it's true, cute levels are extremely high
  LRRbot: Tenured Oilcaster [3B] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [2/4] | Menace / This creature gets +3/+0 as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard. / Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player mills a card.
  LRRbot: Outpace Oblivion [2R] | Enchantment | Start your engines! / When this enchantment enters, it deals 5 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. / {2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 2 damage to each player who doesn't have max speed.
EvilBadman: Too late  the start your engines card was given away 
  LRRbot: Merry Bards [2R] | Creature — Human Bard [3/2] | When this creature enters, you may pay {1}. When you do, create a Young Hero Role token attached to target creature you control.
  LRRbot: Nissa, Worldsoul Speaker [3G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E}{E}. / You may pay eight {E} rather than pay the mana cost for permanent spells you cast.
 BrowneePointz: Satya is a house
 BrowneePointz: I can’t wait until we go back to Avishkar proper
  LRRbot: Acidic Slime [3GG] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.
 BrowneePointz: acidic slime!
 BrowneePointz: my beloved
  Graham_LRR: HUGE agree Maria
Hadouken_lol_catz: it is a quite nice sound
  LRRbot: Decadent Dragon // Expensive Taste | Decadent Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, trample / Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token. // Expensive Taste [2B] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of target opponent's library face down. You may look at and play those cards for as long as they remain exiled.
  Graham_LRR: also we have the speed tracking token in the box, if it’s handy
 UtilityPunk: I like to think the first 3 speed are laps, and the 4th is the finish line
  LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
 BrowneePointz: imagine if Alex drafted a Temur Sabertooth
DakotaKobold: @Graham_LRR Thanks for putting this whole show on for us all  
  LRRbot: Stubborn Burrowfiend [1G] | Creature — Badger Beast Mount [2/2] | Whenever this creature becomes saddled for the first time each turn, mill two cards, then this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. / Saddle 2
  Graham_LRR: there’s a section called “gameplay elements” or something, just a big pile of stuff like poison and energy etc
 BrowneePointz: @graham_lrr you’re appreciated 
  Graham_LRR: @browneepointz hey thanks! 
 BrowneePointz: still weird we’re gonna be into Secrets of Strixhaven preview season soon. but I’m excited to pick up the Quint Precon
 MacbethSeemsSus: Writes down: permanents
 GamerCat88: OPP: other people's permanents
  LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
 BrowneePointz: Rhydon
 wrapscalion: Tenergy
  LRRbot: Null Group Biological Assets [2R] | Creature — Mutant Mercenary [3/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 BusTed: 👉
  LRRbot: Fanged Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / Fanged Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.
Jadaris: 
 BrowneePointz: love that the Assets gave us Zodi and Krisa on a card
chaostreader: exiled
 BrowneePointz: the ombudsman is what I call my Canadian weed dealer
 ekplayscards: theoretical in the biblical sense
 definenull: but is it christian dead?
 GamerCat88: Boop score
 lamina5432: adam probably the most physcially fit there, keels over doubt
 UtilityPunk: Health coverage doesn't cover boops
marxmarksman: Who gave Maria access to Adam.
 lochnessseammonster: 
 GasCityGaming: Maria!
 underhill33: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Strebenherz: WAT
 e_bloc: story couldn't check out more
 GamerCat88: o7 Wishbone
Gooseblast: Nice
SvenTS: Many reasons to adore Maria
EbDorian: I'm still scarred by Cloudblazer 
 Bugberry: I had a terrier growing up that looked just like WIshbone
SerGarretCameron: Pour one out for Wishbone, he was a real one.
 BrowneePointz: I would’ve laughed so hard I would’ve stopped breathing
Hadouken_lol_catz:   7
 e_bloc: but what about undead wishbone
  LRRbot: Dawn's Light Archer [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [4/2] | Flash / Reach
  LRRbot: Nissa, Worldsoul Speaker [3G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E}{E}. / You may pay eight {E} rather than pay the mana cost for permanent spells you cast.
 BrowneePointz: oh god I forgot about Blake’s war crimes
  LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
 Bugberry: @e_bloc There was a Wishbone episode where he played Frankenstein, so he could then play the Monster.
  LRRbot: Bloodfeather Phoenix [1R] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. / Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to an opponent or battle, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.
Jadaris: maria's ajani hands are my favorite PPR moment
  LRRbot: Alacrian Jaguar [4G] | Creature — Cat Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / Saddle 1
Seventy111: I was questioning the chump block but turns out Alex is a *genius*
 GasCityGaming: gotta love acidic slime
 coachNelly: is that dragon on an adventure?
 GasCityGaming: long as you're the one playing it
 BrowneePointz: If you’ve never watched Spike feeders Alex is uhhhh pretty good at Magic.
 e_bloc: thats what happens when you dont pass evolving wilds
 BrowneePointz: and ye dragon is advnturin Nelly
 lamina5432: should have seen the mono red cube, adam got 4 lands at least
 e_bloc: Adam is "officially too old for this shit"
 coachNelly: sounds fun
 BrowneePointz: @coachnelly Alex acidic slime’d Adam’s one mountain early so he was off the double red for a while
 definenull: oh let's go adam
 lochnessseammonster: 
Seventy111: at one of my very first drafts I bounced opponents land with a Venser. Saw the light die in their eyes and never looked back
 GamerCat88:  
 e_bloc: a wise decision
 UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, just loosening up about the hobby and taking it easy
 Strebenherz: well said adam
 definenull: "you are the vibes you bring to a table" next button
Aceviru: Adam what a king
 GamerCat88: Clippy Cult
 MacbethSeemsSus: #notacult
 BrowneePointz: ye I’m the longest term player in my playgroup and teaching the rest of my pod that has been important
 UtilityPunk: "You are the vibes you bring to the table" - the cultists summoning a 6/6 flying trample demon
 Bugberry: every religion was a cult at some point.
 GamerCat88: or Not Christian Dead Cult
 BrowneePointz: they always wonder how I’m so chill and it’s because I just enjoy the game
 e_bloc: are we not entertained
 BrowneePointz: It’s Mindfulness
 lamina5432: don’t be a dweeb
 ekplayscards: don't get mad get midwest nice
 BrowneePointz: and mindfulness is hard
 e_bloc: I'd rather see someone do something ridiculous than win
 BrowneePointz: no don’t get Midwest nice
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 jessicatheblack: I Sign up for Adam's new Cul... er... ah... Religion >.>
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 ContingentCat: Just chill out bro
 BrowneePointz: as an Iowan do NOT get Midwest nice
LilyOfTheVeil666: Is only game, why you heff to be mad?
 ekplayscards: Can we take a moment to shout out that cut
Aceviru: Hahaha
 GamerCat88: kiss kiss
 e_bloc: during
mishotem: they're going to the cabin
 lochnessseammonster: as an aries that's my favourite 
 GasCityGaming: this isn't international hockey Maria 
SvenTS: Heated Friday Night Paper Fights
 MacbethSeemsSus: Heated Rivals setting unreasonable expectations again
Alyssa_Swift: Magic: the Fujoshi'ing
stnrwzrd: yaoi mentioned
  LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
Hadouken_lol_catz: adam played rugby not hockey
rogerivany: I didn't realize Alex and Adam had a Heated Rivalry.
 e_bloc: 
 BrowneePointz: I LOVE the comic book covers
 Simonark: Highlights, the magazine that says “You Are In A Children’s Dentist’s Waiting Room”
 BrowneePointz: they look SO good
EbDorian: I did _not_ have this round turning into a therapy session on my bingo card
   LoadingReadyRun: @ekplayscards 
 ekplayscards: @LoadingReadyRun real recognize real 
 e_bloc: llanowar elves is still playable at 2
  LRRbot: Draconautics Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Exhaust — {R}: Other creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exhaust — {3}{R}: Create a 4/4 red Dinosaur Dragon creature token with flying.
  LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
  LRRbot: Rust Monster [2R] | Creature — Beast [2/1] | First strike / Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: my fave is the Irish Bangers Boxty
  LRRbot: Magmatic Hellkite [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Its controller searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped with a stun counter on it, then shuffles.
 Dog_of_Myth: It's a good dragon
 e_bloc: they just roll dice to determine p/t these days
 BrowneePointz: like Bangers and Mash is good. but Bangers with Potato Pancakes and a red onion gravy? Hell ya
 GasCityGaming: power creeeeeeep, power weirdoooooo
EbDorian: @GasCityGaming What are these cards doing here~
Seventy111: goblin guy should be untapped I believe
 plaidanddrpepper: does that tap?
 zombiewillardgibbs: don't have to tap for exhaust
 couchboyj: I think making the dragon doesn't tap the gerblin
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 BrowneePointz: I loved the weird Temur Soul Cauldron deck that used Draconautics
  LRRbot: Earthrumbler [4G] | Artifact — Vehicle [7/6] | Vigilance, trample / Exile an artifact or creature card from your graveyard: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. / Crew 3
 Bugberry: By the time Magmatic Hellkite came out, 4/5 flyer for 4 is pretty normal for a rare.
 couchboyj: Adam might be conflating exaust with exert
 e_bloc: oh
 BrowneePointz: Adam Exhaust just means once per game not tap.
  LRRbot: Brambleback Brute [2R] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/5] | This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{R}, Remove a counter from this creature: Target creature can't block this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Bugberry: People thought a 6/6 flample for 5 was busted back in 2018 and it was just okay.
 TrueNateNemesis: exhaust =/= exert
 ekplayscards: green dragon is such a hoser
 SalamiSuperstar: Does Adam have 4 or 5 mana?
AliasV: AHHHHHH
  LRRbot: Green Dragon [4GG] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Poison Breath — When this creature enters, until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, destroy it.
 BrowneePointz: Adam’s gobbo should be untapped
 BrowneePointz: if he would like to chump
 ekplayscards: @AliasV has heard her sleeper activation phrase
AliasV: That. Song
rogerivany: I'm always exhausted.
AliasV: ALL DAY
 GredGredmansson: exhaust =/= exert
EbDorian: James to the rescue! 
Mindfire13: Exhasust isn't exert, except its kinda super exert
 e_bloc: I think that's correct
 Bugberry: Trample just changes how damage is assigned.
 ekplayscards: Where's Nelly when you need him 😭
Syntheticuh: you cannot!
  Pharmacistjudge: i'm here
Natedogg2: You don't get to take that trigger into account when assinging damage.
 MegaDosX: It is not deathtouch so deals combat damage normally
Natedogg2: So no, it doesn't work like deathtouch+trample.
 MegaDosX: It just kills them end of combat if they were dealt damage and survived
 BrowneePointz: ye we had Nate AND Minh to the rescue
 MegaDosX: Double Judge no jutsu
  LRRbot: Etali, Primal Storm [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [6/6] | Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
 GredGredmansson: you can split it across creatures, you don't have to assign lethal to one creature first anymore, but you can't trample it over
 Dog_of_Myth: One cheat as a treat
 niccus: we weren't at 2020 magic yet
 BrowneePointz: Goldfish actually have exceptional memory! that’s a myth!
 BusTed: 
 e_bloc: just being friendly showing you a mountain
 GamerCat88: zero understanding of object permeance
  LRRbot: Karsus Depthguard [2R] | Creature — Lizard Warrior [4/3] | Defender / As long as this creature's power is 5 or greater, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
 MegaDosX: Etali time!
Natedogg2: Just let Maria have this.
 nymistrya: Wait, Maria no don't let the internet hear that
 BrowneePointz: give that Dino a spear and spin! that! wheel!
 SalamiSuperstar: Most eggs are edible I would say
Syntheticuh: humpty dumpty sat on a wall, and there he stayed because he was immensely stable
 BusTed: 👉
 e_bloc: humpty needed to be a little more hard boiled
Khalstrom: You know like "Got Milk?"
 GamerCat88: egg-stabilizing
  LRRbot: Magmatic Hellkite [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Its controller searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped with a stun counter on it, then shuffles.
 fcloud: the longer the icon of egg remains on earth, the more stable it will become
  LRRbot: Green Dragon [4GG] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Poison Breath — When this creature enters, until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, destroy it.
 MegaDosX: Etali before blocks tbf
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!
Mindfire13: Nothing about Humpty Dumpty outright says that he was an egg
 e_bloc: lol
 e_bloc:  
 ekplayscards: START THE CAR
Saphire282: Tonight I listen to this so I feel in good company as I drift off to rest. G'night lovely people.
 BusTed: rmmmm
  LRRbot: Outpace Oblivion [2R] | Enchantment | Start your engines! / When this enchantment enters, it deals 5 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. / {2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 2 damage to each player who doesn't have max speed.
  LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
Natedogg2: Note this happens before blockers are declared.
 MegaDosX: It may not change much but Etali triggers before blocks happen
 e_bloc: a mountain would have been fair
  LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 MegaDosX: Barrowgoyf tho
Mindfire13: Etali is prime Johnny card. And I love it.
 type_variable: isnt the defender dead
 BrowneePointz: No,
 BrowneePointz: etali is the prime Johnny/timmy card
WowoT: dont forget to gain 5 life for adam
 Bugberry: @Mindfire13 what about it is a Johnny card?
 BrowneePointz: it does gross things bigly
 type_variable: so was etali blocked or not?
 e_bloc: very good point
  LRRbot: Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry [1R] | Legendary Creature — Bat Mutant [1/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn. / Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: She
 type_variable: so his defender died to etali right
  LRRbot: Tenured Oilcaster [3B] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [2/4] | Menace / This creature gets +3/+0 as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard. / Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player mills a card.
Mindfire13: @Bugberry I mixed up player archetypes. Its not a thinking day for me.
 BrowneePointz: that version of Wingnut  is a lady
   LoadingReadyRun: It's been a long day at the Moonbase. Plays are gonna be a bit loose. We're just having fun 
 MegaDosX: Yeah the defender should have died to Etali then but I don't think its going to matter much
 e_bloc: every other card is a mountain
 MegaDosX: Adam is squarely in the lead here
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
 BrowneePointz: correct lands whiff
 MegaDosX: Cast only
 MegaDosX: Lands stay exiled
 SalamiSuperstar: Pretty fair after that last flip lol
  LRRbot: Broodguard Elite [XGG] | Creature — Insect Knight [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control. / Warp {X}{G}
  LRRbot: Enraged Flamecaster [2R] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/2] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 MegaDosX: You mill two Adam
  LRRbot: Fanged Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / Fanged Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.
  LRRbot: Spin Out [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or Vehicle.
 TrueNateNemesis: did wingnut  battlecry?
 e_bloc: what a reasonable card
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Barrowgoyf also has lifelink
 neisan2112: Goyf also has lifelink
 e_bloc: coincidentally spin out is what happens when there's ice out
  Pharmacistjudge: did we add in barrowgoyf lifelink?
  LRRbot: Colossal Rattlewurm [2GG] | Creature — Wurm [6/5] | Colossal Rattlewurm has flash as long as you control a Desert. / Trample / {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Search your library for a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 definenull: wurm!
 couchboyj: Speeds 2
 BrowneePointz: oh ye speed went up
 e_bloc: the rich get richer
 MegaDosX: Speed went up but I'd be stunned if that ends up mattering 
 e_bloc: it's not chaos draft if there aren't too many things to track
  Graham_LRR: did we also get wingnut’s battle cry effect?
  Graham_LRR: prob too late now
 MegaDosX: I don't think so Graham, but yeah bit late >_>
 r10pez10: what did you call me
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Mill trigger too
 BrowneePointz: oh ye she has a battle cry on attack
 e_bloc: I dont think they got nutted
 MegaDosX: Wingnut triggered btw
 MegaDosX: Let's get this one 
 type_variable: 5 from barrowgoyf
 Diabore: 4 from the barrow 3 from the taint
 e_bloc: please do not taint your oilcaster
 definenull: ggs!
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  LRRbot: Tannuk, Memorial Ensign [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Kavu Pilot [2/4] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Tannuk deals 1 damage to each opponent. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: he’s a good lad
 MegaDosX: Ooh Tannuk
 idontgetmyrealname: @e_bloc what about oilcasting your. . .  wait nevermind
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 fcloud: authentic booped wingnut?  rare? real?
stnrwzrd: can i camp ?
  LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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Seventy111: who won the match?
 e_bloc: will Adam sign the evolving wilds
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 MegaDosX: Evolving Wilds! Banger card
 Julian_Rogue: unfortunatley nissa isn't in WUB so I can't use her for energy 
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Fantusta: I expected the DB wheel spinning sound before the winner
Aceviru: Hot mic
 korvys: Mic 5
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v_nome: hot mics
 BrowneePointz: mic 5
  Juliamon: James you need to mute
 e_bloc: !clip]
 MegaDosX: The simulboop
vinopinguino: throw them in the pile
 e_bloc: !clip
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 itsr67: crompch
manyourbattlestations: boop!
 FlyboyZeb: Not muted
 Diabore: hot mics
 BrowneePointz: MAWP
  Juliamon: James pls
Mindfire13: Hot Mic
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Live mic
ghyllnox: Mic 5
EbDorian: mics hot
 MegaDosX: James pls
Aceviru: There we go
   LoadingReadyRun: calm down, i got it 
 definenull: #blamejames \lh
 goombalax: Adam breaking Kayfabe and being nice on mic
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Aceviru: 
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 LSRubin: they were just a little flustered by the double-boop
Aceviru: Thanks James!
vinopinguino: it was so hot, the mic
 Diabore: drop the volume like the mics are hot
 fcloud: the friday night paper fight? hmm, that sounds good, i'll have to check it out
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 schordash:   
 fcloud: magic the gathering boopster pack
 schordash: camp
 jessicatheblack:   
 GasCityGaming: the vibes at the table are immaculate
 definenull: cards were chosen
 e_bloc: we have assembled maximum anarchy
Aceviru: That guy needs a raise
 jessicatheblack: @GasCityGaming frfr 
  LRRbot: Emergent Haunting [1U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn and this enchantment isn't a creature, it becomes a 3/3 Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types. / {2}{U}: Surveil 1.
Syntheticuh: soup brains unite!
  LRRbot: Germinating Wurm [4G] | Creature — Plant Wurm [5/5] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. / Warp {1}{G}
SvenTS: Souper Junction
 Bugberry: Spooking houses everywhere
 Bugberry: spooky
loufghyslaufey: James "i'M helpING" Turner  
vinopinguino: thunder junction was 5 years ago...
Alyssa_Swift: Would you say that's a Germin foil?
 e_bloc: no
Seventy111: warp is so cool
Aceviru: @vinopinguino No I refuse
  LRRbot: Lumbering Worldwagon [2G] | Artifact — Vehicle [*/4] | This Vehicle's power is equal to the number of lands you control. / Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Crew 4
agentofsaruman69: @vinopinguino plz no
 fcloud: "warp zone!" -- crash bandicoot (1996)
 BrowneePointz: WotC give us a full Muraganda set PLEASE
 e_bloc: thunder junction was 2 years but I totally believed it could be 5
 BrowneePointz: and then give us a Muraganda D&D book
vinopinguino: @BrowneePointz vanilla creatures with lots of flavor text pleaseee
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz how many vanilla creatures would you expect in it?
 fcloud: @BrowneePointz i'm afraid muraganda be disappointed
  LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
 BrowneePointz: @vinopinguino nah they added enough to the setting to do more
vinopinguino: i guess there are them oozes around
  LRRbot: Germinating Wurm [4G] | Creature — Plant Wurm [5/5] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. / Warp {1}{G}
 definenull: oofa
 e_bloc: better than a werminating germ
 fcloud: @e_bloc is it?
 e_bloc: I hope
 BrowneePointz: @Bugberry only a small fraction. there’s a faction of ruling Dinosaur Autarchs, living oozes, Ape Shamans/Druids, Rogue Wizards, factions of mage hunter Nullmages, Witches who live in crater swamps making deals with ancient demons
 fcloud: i hate it when my germ worminates
  Pharmacistjudge: forgot "would you love me if I was a worm?" we have moved on to "would you love me if I was a germ"
 e_bloc: Kathleen cares
 fcloud: 
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 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz If we ever get a return to Alara, the Jund portion would have a lot of similar appeal.
 BrowneePointz: all in a world with ancient and raw magic in the early stages of civilization because ancient magi had a war and BROKE the MOON @bugberry
vinopinguino: teenagers with attitude is the next ub set 
  LRRbot: Wildvine Pummeler [6G] | Creature — Giant Berserker [6/5] | Vivid — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each color among permanents you control. / Reach, trample
 e_bloc: what kinda berserker doesnt have haste
 BrowneePointz: the patient kind
 r10pez10: wumbeling rorldwagon
vinopinguino: @e_bloc giants move slowly
 fcloud: lumbering off to a farm upstate 
 BrowneePointz: more like Crumbling Worldwagon now
  LRRbot: Iceridge Serpent [4U] | Creature — Serpent [3/3] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
 fcloud: damn that iceridge serpent art goes hard
vinopinguino: "would you still love me if i was an iceridge serpent?
  LRRbot: Broken Wings [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.
  LRRbot: Renata, Called to the Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod [*/3] | Renata's power is equal to your devotion to green. / Each other creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
 Bugberry: @e_bloc according to scryfall there are 109 Berserkers that have no mention of Haste.
vinopinguino: renata is such a mean girl name
 BrowneePointz: Hakuna Renata
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 BrowneePointz: nah Renata is such a Minos girl name
 BrowneePointz: get it, cuz she’s Greek
vinopinguino: o/
  LRRbot: Knight-Errant of Eos [4W] | Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Convoke / When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards with mana value X or less from among them, where X is the number of creatures that convoked this creature. Put the revealed cards into your hand, then shuffle.
 r10pez10: that means we're all funny
vinopinguino: nooo
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  LRRbot: Tanufel Rimespeaker [3U] | Creature — Elemental Wizard [2/4] | Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Spinner of Souls [2G] | Creature — Spider Spirit [4/3] | Reach / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 BrowneePointz: spinner trigger
 ElektroTal: so wait, didn't spinner trigger
 BrowneePointz: wow that spoder be gnarsty
  Akaiatana: It's high value magic
 definenull: don't eat floor steak
 BrowneePointz: gotta eek out every percentage
EbDorian: Chat, I finally got a copy of Weftwalking for my Lavinia edh-deck! 
Aceviru: Mmm borger.
vinopinguino: every time is burger time in my home.
 BrowneePointz: Meghan comes from the land of the Juicy Lucy
 ElektroTal: this is why i enjoy being on PPRs so much- the steaks are nonexistent
  Graham_LRR: Big Wheel!!
unpropriety: In minne they call them juicy lucies
 BrowneePointz: so burger quality is high
 kynelwynn: Judge! Would Spinner of Souls trigger for each non-token creature it sees go if there's like, a board wipe?
 Makoforte: god i have been eating too much pizza lately because being sick means limited cooking and summer means pizza is about the hottest food I can eat
 e_bloc: do you know about when pizza is on a bagel though
unpropriety: Oh weird I am on my personal twitch account. This is jimtsf.
EbDorian: @Graham_LRR 
vinopinguino: poh-tay-toe
 ElektroTal: i love cooking so much, but it takes time
 e_bloc: yeah my kid would eat chicken and french fries every day if he could
RELDnahcire: dumplings
 itira: sushi
 xantos69: Home made burritos.  I love making them.
 Vinewood_OG: Cheeseburger pizza 🤔
 definenull: doesn't sound like a probably for me
 ElektroTal: @unpropriety that's just what a doppelganger would say
 BrowneePointz: for me it’s Mexican cuz I live in a town with easy to get incredible Mexican food
 Dog_of_Myth: Have a killer Thai place that is my go to
unpropriety: @ElektroTal How do you do fellow humans
EbDorian: @kynelwynn "If Spinner of Souls dies at the same time as one or more other nontoken creatures you control, its last ability will trigger for each of those other creatures."
Aceviru: All foods are good mmf
vinopinguino: what about sliders? mini burgers!
  LRRbot: Emergent Haunting [1U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn and this enchantment isn't a creature, it becomes a 3/3 Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types. / {2}{U}: Surveil 1.
 e_bloc: agree 1000% rooftop lands
 kynelwynn: @EbDorian Thank you 
EbDorian: @kynelwynn 
 BrowneePointz: @unpropriety Jim, the Sind Fulptor
 TheMerricat: !homestream
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  LRRbot: Spinner of Souls [2G] | Creature — Spider Spirit [4/3] | Reach / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 BrowneePointz: I think it’s a secret between you and that spider
vinopinguino: DJ A-Raknid, spinner of souls
  LRRbot: Sita Varma, Masked Racer [GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Exhaust — {X}{G}{G}{U}: Put X +1/+1 counters on Sita Varma. Then you may have the base power and toughness of each other creature you control become equal to Sita Varma's power until end of turn.
vinopinguino: oh wow that art, ive never seen
 e_bloc: man i forgot about that one
 BrowneePointz: What was her racer name again? turbo? flash? booster?
RELDnahcire: MANA SINK
 BrowneePointz: the turbine?
  LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
  LRRbot: Kozilek's Unsealing [2U] | Enchantment | Devoid / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 4, 5, or 6, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 7 or greater, draw three cards.
vinopinguino: spitfire!
EbDorian: "Would you still love me if I came into play tapped?"
 BrowneePointz: and when you cast a creature cmc 7+ ancestral recall
 e_bloc: keeping it real real
 BrowneePointz: shhhhh don’t tell them that!
 e_bloc: playing two colors, but also 3
 fcloud: would you still love me if i wasnt a german foil
  LRRbot: Renata, Called to the Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod [*/3] | Renata's power is equal to your devotion to green. / Each other creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
 fcloud: she's 3 toughness, her ass is not at all barnish
 BrowneePointz: Renata starred in the seminal Meletian Play “Minos Girls”
vinopinguino: 'cept that sita varma art, its fly.
 ElektroTal: man, after the chaos draft i expected a full ppr length stream but it's only 4 rnds?
 BrowneePointz: actually she was from Setessa iirc but still
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 definenull: The camp runs on a very tight schedule \lh
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   LoadingReadyRun: @ElektroTal We've been here for almost 12 hours. 4 is plenty 
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 fcloud: pull it twist it thopt it
Seventy111: I think no spawns because rambler isn’t a creature?
vinopinguino: they're not long for this world...
 ElektroTal: graham hitting me from the main AND the alt, lol
  Graham_LRR: haha, Shivam getting it from James AND me
 ElektroTal: hahah
 e_bloc: this draft actually made money
  LRRbot: Specimen Freighter [5U] | Artifact — Spacecraft [4/7] | When this Spacecraft enters, return up to two target non-Spacecraft creatures to their owners' hands. / Station / 9+ | Flying / Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, defending player mills four cards.
  LRRbot: Broadcast Rambler [4W] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/4] | When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Crew 1
 BrowneePointz: SPITFIRE that was Sita’s racing name
 BrowneePointz: Jesus I couldn’t remember that for the life of me
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz woulda lost sleep over that one
 Fruan: That spaceship has such a big butt
rogerivany: I still think of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey whenever I hear Station
vinopinguino: so they do more than just die eh kathleen? lol
  LRRbot: Unwelcome Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, surveil 2.
 Fruan: @rogerivany You are not alone
 e_bloc: I'm getting the impression Kathleen did not opt for the transformational sideboard
  LRRbot: Guidelight Optimizer [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/1] | {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability.
 e_bloc: my fertility doctor told me that all the time
 ElektroTal: @Graham_LRR apropos of nothing i am loving the ttc series with wheels and nelly going over mechanics
  Graham_LRR: thanks!
  Graham_LRR: You also Incubate
 BrowneePointz: oh snap incubate
vinopinguino: good turn, good turn
 MegaDosX: !card sunder the gateway
  LRRbot: Sunder the Gateway [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target nontoken artifact or enchantment an opponent controls. Incubate 2. / • Incubate 2, then transform an Incubator token you control.
 e_bloc: spawn and incubate
Seventy111: when your order Starry and they only have Sprite 
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 e_bloc: Kathleen's 2/3rds of the way to a daycare
  LRRbot: Quicksilver Fisher [3UU] | Creature — Phyrexian Drake [4/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 MegaDosX: Look at all those chickens
 BrowneePointz: that art slaps
 BrowneePointz: one of my fave alt arts in ONE
 definenull: nothing suspicious at all, just rearing eldrazi and phyrexian babies over here...
 e_bloc: I love that treatment
 BrowneePointz: Incubate. the reason you can do goofy crap with dfcs and clones now
  LRRbot: Mm'menon, the Right Hand [3UU] | Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Advisor [3/4] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast artifact spells from the top of your library. / Artifacts you control have "{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand."
 e_bloc: I enjoy any reason to make the game weird
 definenull: doo doo du-doo doo
jasaproxy: Jelly!
 kynelwynn: He's just Urza, High Lord artificier
 kynelwynn: (I know he's not but.. TEMU/At home)
  LRRbot: Seal from Existence [1WW] | Enchantment | Ward {3} / When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
 MegaDosX: Mm'menon is a much more reasonable Urza
 fcloud: "doot DOO, doo-doo-doo" -- Mm'menon
 BrowneePointz: I’m glad they said his name in the audio stuff so we knew how to say his name. (Mim-EHN-non is how they stressed it)
vinopinguino: how the turn tables
 e_bloc: banishing light doesnt sound nearly as menacing as seal from existence
  LRRbot: Tanufel Rimespeaker [3U] | Creature — Elemental Wizard [2/4] | Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, draw a card.
 definenull: there's a eldrazi trigger from mm'menon?
  LRRbot: Polukranos Reborn [GGG] (back: Polukranos, Engine of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Hydra [4/5] | Reach / {6}{W/P}: Transform Polukranos Reborn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: Poly K!
vinopinguino: ohsnap
 MegaDosX: The flip side of this Polukranos is cool
 Uniclonus: Huh, cool. Didn't know PolyK had an art in the Constellation style
RegularSir: Its important to know your magicals.
 MegaDosX: DIY Wurmcoil Engines from your hydras
 kynelwynn: Hydras as Wurmcoils?
vinopinguino: we still believe in our phyrexian overlords
 BrowneePointz: @e_bloc that’s cuz Seal from Existence is Wrenn literally shunting New Phyrexia out of space and time
  LRRbot: Big Mother Mouser [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [0/0] | This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
vinopinguino: wait, that polukranos is a phyrexian as well.
 MegaDosX: Yeah Polukranos got compleated during the invasion
 BrowneePointz: yes PolyK got completed
 kynelwynn: somehow
  LRRbot: Thousand Moons Crackshot [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {2}{W}. When you do, tap target creature.
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 MegaDosX: And is the GW rare DFC compleated creature from MOM
vinopinguino: how many heads does it take to complete a polukranos
 e_bloc: but when is the thousands moon crapshot
 MegaDosX: Along with Ayara, Rona, Heliod, and Etali
 BrowneePointz: PolyK is the Nyxian ideal of a hydra. if gods could be corrupted by belief, so can a hydra
  LRRbot: Hunted by The Family [5UU] | Sorcery | Choose up to four target creatures you don't control. For each of them, that creature's controller faces a villainous choice — That creature becomes a 1/1 white Human creature and loses all abilities, or you create a token that's a copy of it.
 MegaDosX: Villainous choice!
 e_bloc: love this card
  Graham_LRR: This card is almost as epic as the episode in question
vinopinguino: where is doctor whomst?!
 BrowneePointz: it’s a great who episode
 MegaDosX: @Graham_LRR "He never raised his voice"
 niccus: you do get to choose for each creature at least (...usually doesn't help)
 UtilityPunk: It's one big family reunion!
  Graham_LRR: if it matters, you do get to choose per creature
 xantos69: @Graham_LRR I think she is doing it "for content".
 e_bloc: Kathleen is a giver
 e_bloc: also I don't know that there are any good decisions there
  LRRbot: Knight of the New Coalition [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 white and blue Knight creature token with vigilance.
 BrowneePointz: I can only count to four! I can only count to four! I can only count to….foooooooUUUUUUUR
 definenull: what a read
Aceviru: Nice
  LRRbot: Guidelight Optimizer [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/1] | {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability.
 BrowneePointz: ONE what comes after one?
 BrowneePointz: TWO what comes after two?
  LRRbot: Preening Champion [2U] | Creature — Bird Knight [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 blue and red Elemental creature token.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Three what come after three? Four!!!!
  LRRbot: Graceful Takedown [1G] | Sorcery | Any number of target enchanted creatures you control and up to one other target creature you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature you don't control.
 BrowneePointz: mim-EHN-non
 kynelwynn: M&M non
vinopinguino: what did you just call me?
Exurgency: It was apocket call, disregard
 MegaDosX: Mahna mahna non
vinopinguino: you mother mouser
RELDnahcire: 🐸 ribbits?
 BrowneePointz: so was Mahna Mahna supposed to be ribbing Bob Dylan?
rogerivany: Is there a wrath in collector boosters?
agentofsaruman69: does anyone know if meghan likes turtles?
 MegaDosX: There can be depending on the set
 BrowneePointz: Adam had Blas Act @rogerivany
 e_bloc: thats almost craterhoof mana
 MegaDosX: I didn't see the draft but there could also have been a Sunfall in the MOM pack
 Simonark: No, the song came from some Scandinavian documentary and it just became an ear worm for Henson to it got used in the Muppet Show
 ekplayscards: PROUD OF YOU KATHLEEN
 Uniclonus: Saw a Blas Edict floating around during the draft too
Exurgency: Oh hey EK
 MegaDosX: Imagine if Kathleen somehow had Settle
 ekplayscards: @Exurgency 
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 e_bloc: god I hate these free cards
Aceviru: Loving this Friday night paper fight
MegaTrain: how long have the between-round breaks been tonight?
MegaTrain: (excluding the deck-building break)
 TheMinionGM: ooh, I didn't realize it was almost crapshoot time again
 mastershake29x: @MegaTrain a few munites
 e_bloc: this week they're filming campshoots
MegaTrain: cool thx
jasaproxy: RIP, I just got back to my desk and like 20 seconds too late
n0tboy_: Clap
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  LRRbot: Iridescent Blademaster [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | {3}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
vinopinguino: you are a poet and you didnt even know it
  LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
EbDorian: My captain! 
  LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 e_bloc: hawaiian pizza slaps
 BrowneePointz: LRR chat is pretty Hawaiian positive. I prefer pineapple and pepperoni though
RegularSir: Im too Hawaiian, that's why I like Canadian pizza.
Aceviru: Mmf pizza
 e_bloc: pineapple and habanero is good too
 LithelyUnshod: @RegularSir Pep, bacon, mushrooms
 UtilityPunk: Hawaiian pizza, donair pizza, pierogy pizza, meat-lovers, and vegetarian: the 5 food groups of Canada
  LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
vinopinguino: man, dom mayer never misses
  LRRbot: The Dross Pits | Land — Sphere | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
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 MegaDosX: Shuff.
lilmaeifert: I think Maria is missing 2 damage (lovingly)
 hb8u: maria should be at 16
 e_bloc: that wight loves going on retreats
RegularSir: To feel heat on my buns.
Alyssa_Swift: "Well I'm cold-blooded, check it and see / My body temperature's about 63"
  Akaiatana: @lilmaeifert I wouldn't say she's *missing* it
  LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
vinopinguino: the walking dead was us all along!
 LithelyUnshod: Seems like a chill dude
 LithelyUnshod: Big wife guy
 e_bloc: only meet your heroes if they're canadian (probably)
Alyssa_Swift: Either he's cool, or he at least knows how to keep his mouth shut
 HorusFive: Let's hear it for the low bar of "no controversies section on wikipedia"
  LRRbot: Death Tyrant [4B] | Creature — Beholder Skeleton [4/6] | Menace / Negative Energy Cone — Whenever an attacking creature you control or a blocking creature an opponent controls dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {5}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 e_bloc: if you're a metal singer named rob zombie and you don't have a controversy page on wikipedia, I think you have to be doing a lot of stuff right
  LRRbot: Mirrex | Land — Sphere | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if this land entered this turn. / {3}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."
vinopinguino: short kings rejoice!
  LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
 xantos69: You can't just say things like that!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: ye the only thing I can think of is some horror fans don’t like him cuz of his films but other than that seems good. apparently he’s a pretty progressive guy but is just super quiet about personal stuff cuz he really REALLY hates being preached at
 BrowneePointz: I remember Rob Zombie coming to Babymetal’s defense EARLY in their career
 e_bloc: at least if they're asking it means you  can interact with what they're doing
vinopinguino: does the back of that leather jacket say rob zombie?
vinopinguino: we need to check
  LRRbot: Shredder's Technique [2B] | Sorcery | Sneak {B} / Destroy target creature or enchantment. If an enchantment was destroyed this way, you lose 2 life.
   LoadingReadyRun: @vinopinguino Nah, it says "See you in the back of my dragula"
  LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
vinopinguino: this is a very morbid moment in the stream, welcome the dead, collective brutality, rob zombie...
bububu__01: those are exclusive to the sultai arisen precon i think
vinopinguino: nah they were in tarkir general
  LRRbot: Zombie Ogre [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Ogre [3/5] | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, venture into the dungeon.
 Bugberry: Green and Black are the secondary haste colors. Now if a White or Blue card did that...
vinopinguino: not the flimsy decayed zombies from innistrad
  LRRbot: Reaping Willow [1{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Treefolk Cleric [3/6] | Lifelink / This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{W/B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Ayara, First of Locthwain [BBB] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Whenever Ayara or another black creature you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {T}, Sacrifice another black creature: Draw a card.
 e_bloc: unfortunately not serialized
 BrowneePointz: The Sultai Zombies in TDM were all druids
 BrowneePointz: cuz serving the cycle of life
  LRRbot: Lost Monarch of Ifnir [3B] | Creature — Zombie Noble [4/4] | Afflict 3 / Other Zombies you control have afflict 3. / At the beginning of your second main phase, if a player was dealt combat damage by a Zombie this turn, mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
 BrowneePointz: it’s from the Zombie commander deck
 Bugberry: Looking forward to Witherbloom druids later this year.
 lamina5432: zombinies
 BrowneePointz: @bugberry you mean next month?
 LithelyUnshod: Yep
EbDorian: Rob gets afflict
 BrowneePointz: yes if you block auto take 3
 e_bloc: Maria is on first-syllable basis with the zombies
 LithelyUnshod: Notably not damage
  LRRbot: Iridescent Blademaster [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | {3}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz yep, hard to believe we're already a quarter into the year.
 Fruan: It would make a cool crap shot!
nyc_mtg: its about the cards you *dont* commentate
 LithelyUnshod: There was a Werner Herzog Crapshot
 e_bloc: wheeler is a man of unique talents
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 lamina5432: maybe if it was one of kathleens usually voices
 RatherLargeToad: The defenders will go hungry this winter
 schordash: lrrLUL 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
vinopinguino: maria, theres still time to shoot something before you leave camp right? lol
 ghizmou: the prey doesn't know it yet, but they are someone's dinner tonight
manyourbattlestations: final raffle of the night wins a warm rock
 UtilityPunk: Remember, you can ask for a deck's AO3 tags before a commander match
  LRRbot: Iridescent Blademaster [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | {3}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Soul Immolation [3RR] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, blight X. X can't be greater than the greatest toughness among creatures you control. / Soul Immolation deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control.
Lithobraker: It was a Crapshot, I think it was titled "The boardstate" and Paul did the narration.
 ArtDecoSunburn: I could go for a dual running commentary, one ear nature documentarian, one ear MSTRK-style riffers on the match (like a verbal version of the match).
vinopinguino: love that art
 e_bloc: well thats a beating
  LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker of their choice. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
  LRRbot: The True Scriptures (front: Sheoldred) | Enchantment — Saga | I — For each opponent, destroy up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls. / II — Each opponent discards three cards, then mills three cards. / III — Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield.
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm sorry... flip her around?
 doubleo21: Soul immolation did insane during 2HG Lorwyn Prerelease
 SuitablyEpic: 12 years
 SuitablyEpic: frick
 NarfBlinko: ayara and the token didn't die to soul immolation
 Kaaannaaa: haymakers back and forth, and it's game 1!
Aceviru: Can't wait
Lithobraker: I found it: It's Crapshot 338: The Board
 definenull: magic askmaster?
  Graham_LRR: I’m a big of This Product
 e_bloc: spoilers
  Graham_LRR: Big fan, rather
  Akaiatana: @Graham_LRR You're just a big.
 e_bloc: !card Giant Fan
  LRRbot: Giant Fan [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
 HorusFive: Graham Stark- confirmed Big Man of This
  Graham_LRR: Listen, I’ll be enjoying this product on my own later so I’ll only have a little bit of it right now
 e_bloc: imagine, that was unglued and would be a wildly underpowered uncommon
mishotem: Maria, going to Shoebox by any chance?
  LRRbot: Apocalypse Runner [2BR] | Artifact — Vehicle [6/5] | {T}: Target creature you control with power 2 or less gains lifelink until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. / Crew 3
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vinopinguino: hot take, aetherdrift was underrated
 GasCityGaming: Agree
Aceviru: Feel that
ancienthangover: aetherdrift was total trash
  LRRbot: The True Scriptures (front: Sheoldred) | Enchantment — Saga | I — For each opponent, destroy up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls. / II — Each opponent discards three cards, then mills three cards. / III — Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield.
 GasCityGaming: disagree
Aceviru: But I will never forget my first car.
 GasCityGaming: Sunburtst orange metallic Chevy Cobalt, cause I was cool 
  Graham_LRR: Aetherdrift was a shockingly fun draft format
vinopinguino: no one ever does
 e_bloc: 1994 chevy cavalier baby
 e_bloc: that sure was a car
  LRRbot: Selfless Safewright [3GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/2] | Flash / Convoke / When this creature enters, choose a creature type. Other permanents you control of that type gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
 GasCityGaming: When the max speed deck went off *chef kiss* or you stomped it with your big green deck *other cheff kiss* (it's a big restaurant)
vinopinguino: 98 toyota camry
vinopinguino: it lived a full life o7
 BrowneePointz: it’s from the precon
 LithelyUnshod: Turtle commander
 BrowneePointz: the Turtles Precon has some spicy cards
vinopinguino: i love the kinetic energy of this art
 e_bloc: my cavalier cost 1,200$ and I drove it for six years, probably the best purchase I'll ever make
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 GasCityGaming: I'm not one for the tmnt world (not for about 30 years now anyway) but a couple drafts and a sealed in and the set is lots of fun!
 GasCityGaming: my mom confiscated my rob zombie CD back in the day cause it had a naked lady on it.
 BrowneePointz: it’s Drag but horror!
 lesbiandracula:  all witches and ditches are beautiful
vinopinguino: haha of course it is
stnrwzrd: top tier show
 BrowneePointz: it’s fantastic and less catty than RDPR
  LRRbot: Selfless Safewright [3GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/2] | Flash / Convoke / When this creature enters, choose a creature type. Other permanents you control of that type gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: The Queens on Dragula are on the whole, nicer to each other
 definenull: kathleen 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: In case anyone wanted to know, the nature doc style mtg crapshot is #338 the board.
 GasCityGaming: the dreaded "clo-pen"
 e_bloc: skipping all around the memeing numbers
 xantos69: Just out here putting the work in.
  LRRbot: Ashling, Flame Dancer [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman [4/4] | You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it's the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.
vinopinguino: but kathleen, remember your phyrexian daycare!
  LRRbot: Oroku Saki, Shredder Rising [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [3/1] | Sneak {1}{B} / Whenever Oroku Saki deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life.
 BrowneePointz: it’s baby Shredder!
vinopinguino: baby shredder
 LithelyUnshod: Baby Shredder
 BrowneePointz: when he was only a lil edgelord
  LRRbot: Treasure Dredger [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Treasure token.
 goombalax: I love how everyone constantly misgenders kid shredder
nyc_mtg: shabby bedder
 e_bloc: oh that is good
marxmarksman: I don't know if Maria's cards realize that she is at 4 life.
 e_bloc: math is for creatures
  LRRbot: Geth's Summons [2BB] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Corrupted — For each opponent who has three or more poison counters as you cast this spell, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
mishotem: wait, I don't think Ashling carries between turns, does she?
 BrowneePointz: when he was a lil teenage edgelord
 BrowneePointz: and hated his boyfriend Hamato Yoshi(not actually his boyfriend)
nyc_mtg: @mishotem scryfall rules info says mana floats indefinitely even between turns
 e_bloc: Ashling does let mana persist between turns per scryfall
 LithelyUnshod: @mishotem From the Scryfall page: "You can keep unspent red mana indefinitely while Ashling is on the battlefield. That means if you add a red mana during one step or phase, you can spend it during a later step or phase, or even a later turn. You will still lose other types of unspent mana as each step and phase ends. (2024-06-07) "
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is splinter Yoshi, or Yoshi's pet rat?
 e_bloc: what those people said
n0tboy_: @mishotem the end step is a step
 e_bloc: but I was curious enough to check
vinopinguino: @BrowneePointz baby splinter!
 schordash: 
bububu__01: you're telling my shredder and splinter are toxic yaoi?
bububu__01: i might have to tap into tmnt
 BrowneePointz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth sometimes one sometimes the other sometimes both
 e_bloc: snap off cheesesteak
vinopinguino: tmnt is just a story of men being unable to express their feelings in a healthy way
nyc_mtg: mine might be a stack of pancakes
 BrowneePointz: chili cheese fries
 BrowneePointz: windmill slam
 TrueNateNemesis: windmill slam falafel every day of the week
 GasCityGaming: charcuterie 100%
EbDorian: @vinopinguino That's a lot of stories to be fair 
 doubleo21: Currently spicy ramen
  LRRbot: Omni-Cheese Pizza [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
 e_bloc: someone open a waffle house in victoria
Aceviru: Mmm chili cheese fries
 Makoforte: friday wouldn't e a 24 hour day?
 ArtDecoSunburn: You guys need a Waffle House.
vinopinguino: @e_bloc this
  LRRbot: Tunnel Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | {4}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
  Graham_LRR: confirmed Denny’s is open tonight
 e_bloc: you didn't say good pancakes
  LRRbot: Treasure Dredger [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Treasure token.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Victoria doesn't have a good diner scene?
 e_bloc: pancakes are just pizza of the morning
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Great minds think alike.
 schordash: @Graham_LRR  
  Graham_LRR: listen, Waffle House would never be able to make their intricate logistics work in Canada
thedepthandbreadthofseth: No all night truck stops?
 GasCityGaming: moons over my hammy go!
  LRRbot: Ayara, First of Locthwain [BBB] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Whenever Ayara or another black creature you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {T}, Sacrifice another black creature: Draw a card.
Alyssa_Swift: Denny's, the modern-day domain of Dionysus
mishotem: they call it Fat Stacks
 BrowneePointz: the moons over my hammy is a great sandwich
 BrowneePointz: PERKINS MENTIONED!
nyc_mtg: not enough skilled hand-to-hand combat professionals to staff Waffle Houses across Canada
 schordash:   
 BrowneePointz: I love that Maria is a fellow midwesterner
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Graham_LRR Just require hearty loggers and ice road truckers to deliver pecan waffle batter, I presume.
vinopinguino: @Graham_LRR the waffle house emergency alert system is great
 BrowneePointz: Perkins shoutout!
 e_bloc: canadians don't fight enough to support a waffle house
 GasCityGaming: Perkins is the shiz-nit
 Uniclonus: Love me some Perkins breakfast stuff. Shame most around here closed over the years
 nymistrya: Oh wow, Perkins Mentioned, big day for the midwest
Aceviru: Lucky charms!!!!!
 BrowneePointz: Perkins is so good. their muffins slap
 BrowneePointz: their pies are pretty good too
  LRRbot: Shark Shredder, Killer Clone [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Shark Octopus Ninja [4/4] | Sneak {3}{B}{B} / First strike / Whenever Shark Shredder deals combat damage to a player, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It enters tapped and attacking that player.
mishotem: is Perkins still around?
 BrowneePointz: their peanut butter silk pie? yum
thedepthandbreadthofseth: No love for shoneys?
 BrowneePointz: yes Perkins is primarily midwestern
 BrowneePointz: still alive and well here
Alyssa_Swift: Man, I still remember my mom working at Perkins when I was, like, 5, and she would always bring home leftover muffins
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What about a Friendlys?
 GasCityGaming: I do!
 GasCityGaming: we had one in Medicine HAt, but it changed
  LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
 BrowneePointz: it’s like Denny’s but a bit nicer
mishotem: I don't think Milwaukee has them anymore
NovahTalAura: I DO! We used to have one in BC
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Surely there are enough drunks in Halifax to support a midnight coterie of waffle munchers?
drcthulu: We have a perkins in Ottawa, it's no longer open all hour though
fudgebug: Oh, man, I know Perkins so good
 e_bloc: technicaly its not the gravity that kills you
 nymistrya: Absolutely they are. Nothing hits better after a night of debauchery than a southern fried chicken biscuit platter
 Larkonus: Judging what creature gets the removal spell by how many words it has seems like a wise decision in today's Magic design.
 mastershake29x: Last time I went to Friendly's a couple of years ago, it was disappointing even by their standards, which is saying something.
Aceviru: Guilty
 BrowneePointz: Does Maria remember Country Kitchen is more important?
CecilHoshino: You certainly got me....
lilmaeifert: I done been yawn got
thedepthandbreadthofseth: And for my fellow yinzers, we have Eat 'n Park
fudgebug: There is at least one Canadian Perkins in Niagara Falls, btw
  LRRbot: Auntie's Sentence [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Orcus, Prince of Undeath [X2BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [5/3] | Flying, trample / When Orcus enters, choose one — / • Each other creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. You lose X life. / • Return up to X target creature cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. They gain haste until end of turn.
 ArtDecoSunburn: I grew up in a rural part of Alabama that had its own off-brand Waffle House, Huddle House. Think all the sadness, dialed up.
 e_bloc: it is getting more and more absurd
  LRRbot: Reaping Willow [1{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Treefolk Cleric [3/6] | Lifelink / This creature enters with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {1}{W/B}, Remove two counters from this creature: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @fudgebug Do they sell the pies and everything?
 BrowneePointz: Did Minnesota have Country Kitchen before they went out of business Maria? man I miss their breakfast buffet
 TrueNateNemesis: has to be a permanent
 GasCityGaming: Smitty's breakfast anyone?
 e_bloc: yeah two rares and something shiny
Aceviru: *writes down, has gas*
vinopinguino: aunties is permanent
NovahTalAura: Make chat work? Nope
 NarfBlinko: @BrowneePointz yes
Spleeniop22: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: As an elder millennial, I'm glad to be able to be old enough to remember Shoney's, Big Boy, and Howard Johnson's from road trips as a kid.
 BrowneePointz: I’d do Eldritch Rituals to bring back Country Kitchen for one last year
 schordash:  
Aceviru: Nah, don't be sorry. Thank you for entertaining us
 e_bloc: is anaconda on the bonus sheet
  LRRbot: Zombie Ogre [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Ogre [3/5] | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, venture into the dungeon.
 neisan2112: Yall did start an hour early, and are going an hour over a regular stream
 MrGibberish: Whistle sound?
  LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker of their choice. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz "Now open in Dunwich, off county road 215! Past the non-Euclidean barn."
 Larkonus: *Writes down "Removal spells and attacking = strong"*
mishotem: looks like Milwaukee no longer has a Perkins
 BrowneePointz: @ArtDecoSunburn you joke but GOD Country Kitchen slapped
ancienthangover: curve out
 BrowneePointz: and Bonanza
mishotem: I agree, it is sad
 BrowneePointz: I just miss Buffets I think lol
 GasCityGaming: KFC buffet anyone?
bububu__01: play first, curve out, don't punt
 MrGibberish: @artdecosunburn I raise you all Home Country Buffet
 e_bloc: making babies on the company dime
fudgebug: One of my first jobs was attending the country kitchen buffet.
  LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker of their choice. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
vinopinguino: ya gotta eat the pizza
 e_bloc: wait until  you learn about third spell
mrfluffenstuff: oh youre right here. so you forgot you own spelltable or
EbDorian: I don't think my mama ever told me that 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz There used to be a series of Amish-themed knockoff breakfast buffets around Winchester, VA, where interstate highways converged. Each aggressively advertise on billboards just down-homey their endless vats of scrambled eggs were.
vinopinguino: challenge: kill maria with poison counters before killing maria with actual damage
 ArtDecoSunburn: @fudgebug God bless those who serve the buffet crowd.
Spleeniop22: 
 e_bloc: if you have to ask if you are on phyrexia, you are not on phyrexia
bububu__01: i am inigo from mirrodin, you compleated my brother
 rosesmcgee: Given the phyrexian track record, I'm not sure
Alyssa_Swift: Compweation
  Juliamon: Chain buffets are a foreign concept for me. Only buffets my parents ever took me to were independent Chinese food buffets.
 Larkonus: "My name is Jace Beleren. You compleated my girlfriend. Prepare to die."
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MrGibberish I think I encountered one of those once. I remembered it had fish on the dinner buffet.
vinopinguino: real journalism being done here by kathleen
mishotem: was there a Dark pack in the draft? she might've drafted Dark Heart Of The Wood
  Juliamon: A friend took me to a Hometown Buffet when I was in my 30's. I've never been so wildly underwhelmed.
  LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker of their choice. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
 GasCityGaming: Anyone ever been to Cracker Barrel? How is it?
 definenull: ooh can maria hold on?
 MrGibberish: @juliamon sounds right. I only remember fondly because of nostalgia and family memories. Not because of food
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon There's an interesting history to how those independent restaurants, often in small towns in the US, have an informal network supporting immigrants.
 e_bloc: sign in blood would be hilarious
 definenull: welp
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 e_bloc: flavorful
 ArtDecoSunburn: @GasCityGaming Used to have great pancakes and decent vegetables. Amusing store to browse. Downhill last few years.
Aceviru: @GasCityGaming I have, like 3 times. It's pretty good. Just good ol southern eating. Loved their sweeter stuff
EbDorian: Lannery ftw! 
  LRRbot: Howlsquad Heavy [2R] | Creature — Goblin Mercenary [2/3] | Start your engines! / Other Goblins you control have haste. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able. / Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.
 BrowneePointz: speaking of creepy and being a cinephile, did you see Iron Lung then Maria?
vinopinguino: like i said, aetherdrift was underrated
 e_bloc: I had to pick up the loot with that treatment
vinopinguino: howlsquad heavies is the name of my group chat
  Juliamon: I *cannot* see Iron Lung mentioned without the King Gizz song slamming into my head lol
 definenull: but ice out guaranteed tho
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  Juliamon: Get yourself some Simic Slaw if you missed out on the Kickstarter
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DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TubularArtsyCarrotFunRun-UGocow3DYt8RMlPs
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Aceviru: 
vinopinguino:   
mishotem: Perkins run after hours!
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Cunobelenos: now time for pancakes
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vinopinguino: night chat, night lrr
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
  Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn Hm, yeah, I notice some absences
 MrSarkhan:   
  Juliamon: well, they never promise to get 'em all, I guess
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon It would be the only time I actually sub to be called out. Such is life.
  Juliamon: You won some cards, too.
  Juliamon: So you still win.
 ArtDecoSunburn: I did! First raffle I ever won. Very exciting.
Aceviru: Congratulations
 ArtDecoSunburn: Danke.
  Juliamon: You still got your name read, AND in a place that won't get cut from the vod!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon The entire Twitch ecosystem is relatively new to me, so it's all nifty.
 Makoforte: who ended up winning the last draw, my brain has been falling out
  Juliamon: utilitypunk
 Makoforte: congrats utilitypunk!
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