TehAmelie: does Dave's spokesman seem. . .escalated?
TehAmelie: the bit is escalating of course but i mean the character
Juliamon: I think it's the sort of bit that escalates by its own nature. Each entry demands to be more absurd than the last.
TehAmelie: i mean he seems unwell with some uniquely Spokesman condition
TehAmelie: maybe needs some xannathor
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Riftbound) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
TXC2:
Manae 2 in a row 
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: CONTACT
TheAinMAP: Signal.
Earthenone:
Manae:
TXC2: so Knight Rider-esque this part
TXC2: here we GO!
idontgetmyrealname: riftbound? while I play tft? more likely than you think
TXC2: Hello Wheeler and Ben
LoadingReadyRun: Talking about *riftbound* FireRed
FurthestChunk: I always try something new
TXC2: hello Paul on tech
FurthestChunk: The issue is you can't do online trading with the FRLG rerelease
TXC2: wow FULL deja Vu there
zombub: And Zendaya is Meechee
thaneofstuff: Wait, but Wheeler, who is joining you?
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: no online trading = how do get Alakazam then?
emilevitt: typically that's how i play pokemon nowadays, playing with pokemon that dont get any love like arbok is so much fun
emilevitt:
devqn413: @TXC2 local trading
TXC2:
devqn413 but I don't go to school anymore 
zombub: Gotta connect your Switch 2 to your friend’s Switch 2 by link cable
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SnackPak_: good joke streamer
TXC2: Gods F that movie
andy1503: also fuck pyke
emilevitt: pyke is so absurd
emilevitt: holy shit lmao
idontgetmyrealname: fffffffffff PYKE
goombalax: only 20-2. must have earned an A+
emilevitt: me playing aatrox jg when he doesn't remotely belong there
emilevitt:
FurthestChunk: so I've showed up to this having never played League
Mangledpixel: ok, FINE!
thaneofstuff: I would enjoy card game
thaneofstuff: But League talk is not bad
emilevitt:
i miss old irelia, she was my main 
TXC2:
FurthestChunk neither have I, and my season 1 of Arcane knowledge gets very little mileage
LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
zombub: oh man I used to listen to Wild Rune back in high school
thaneofstuff: The Big Bad of the game right now. Draven does a lot
FurthestChunk: @TXC2 I also haven't watched Arcane because I don't want to watch the League TV show
LRRbot: Draven, Vanquisher [4] [Fury] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [4] | When I win a combat, play a Gold gear token exhausted. / When I attack or defend, you may pay [R]. If you do, give me +2 [M] this turn.
TXC2: FurthestChunk it's quite good, ZERO league knowledge required
TXC2: this folk'll
TXC2: it's a bit now
JKBalch: For the bit
devqn413: get em
LRRbot: Zaun Warrens [Colorless] | Battlefield | When you conquer here, discard 1, then draw 1.
LRRbot: The Dreaming Tree [Colorless] | Battlefield | The first time you choose a friendly unit with a spell here each turn, draw 1.
TXC2: stroking is against TOS
LRRbot: Traveling Merchant [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When I move, discard 1, then draw 1.
LRRbot: Seal of Discord [0] [Chaos 1] | Gear | [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [P]. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
Dog_of_Myth:
MilkInBags: ARAM *is* spooky
TXC2: LoL is a Horror game yes
LRRbot: Draven, Vanquisher [4] [Fury] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [4] | When I win a combat, play a Gold gear token exhausted. / When I attack or defend, you may pay [R]. If you do, give me +2 [M] this turn.
FurthestChunk: Done it for ya bossman
thaneofstuff: You can float for your entire turn
thaneofstuff: It's not bad
LRRbot: Rhasa the Sunderer [10] [Chaos 1] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | I cost [1] less for each card in your trash.
LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
thaneofstuff: That was not a won combat, there was no enemy
Tinhn54: combat is only consider when theres is an enemy unit
LRRbot: Stellacorn Herder [4] [Calm] | Unit − Mount Targon [3] | When I move, draw 1.
LRRbot: Called Shot [0] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [P] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Look at the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. Draw one and recycle the other.
LRRbot: Scrapheap [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When this is played, discarded, or killed, draw 1.
LRRbot: Traveling Merchant [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When I move, discard 1, then draw 1.
LRRbot: Scrapheap [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When this is played, discarded, or killed, draw 1.
devqn413: just purple things
LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
LRRbot: Bushwhack [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / Friendly units enter ready this turn. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
LRRbot: Vi, Destructive [2] [Fury 1] | Champion Unit − Vi, Piltover [3] | [Ganking] (I can move from battlefield to battlefield.) / Recycle 1 from your trash: Give me +1 [M] this turn.
millenomi_Aura: yo! how's the riftin'
millenomi_Aura: or the boundin'
TXC2: it rifty
devqn413: dont forget the gold from bush
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
LRRbot: Rebuke [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Return a unit at a battlefield to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Ride the Wind [2] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a friendly unit and ready it.
thaneofstuff: There's a lot of options, not sure which one would be best
devqn413: ben doesnt hav a gy anymore
LRRbot: Battering Ram [5] [Fury] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [5] | I cost [1] less for each card you've played this turn, to a minimum of [1].
thaneofstuff: No hand limit
thaneofstuff: I think
LithelyUnshod: 10 is runeterra, for client reasons
Cptasparagus: Path of Champions is super fun
Cptasparagus: its still going
Thadrin46:
I wish i could get cards to play this game. Or had anyone to plsy with. I have one deck plus a second without runes 
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
CWaltz86: you mean the brand new hotness Slay the Spire 2?
CWaltz86: all my friends are playing and i can not
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
TXC2:
of the 9 streams Twitch has on the side panel for me here, 5 are playing STS2 right now
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
millenomi_Aura: this Irelia deck should be called 'solo queue'
LRRbot: En Garde [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn, then an additional +1 [M] this turn if it is the only unit you control there.
violet_exe: Irelia doesn't ready from target, just gets +1 from being readied
millenomi_Aura: all good
violet_exe:
Then don't forget your zaun trigger 
Aceviru: Lol
millenomi_Aura: oh yeah battlefield
LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
millenomi_Aura: this game should come with a big Do Not Forget The Battlefields Have Triggers All The Time, Not Just When It's Relevant To You reminder card you put in the middle
violet_exe: Ah gotcha, there was another one there at the start so got confused lol
Aceviru: *whispers* "is this your card"
LRRbot: Rebuke [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Return a unit at a battlefield to its owner's hand.
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LRRbot: Ezreal, Prodigy [3] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Ezreal, Piltover [3] | When you play me, discard 1, then draw 2. / Optional additional costs you pay cost [1] or [A] less.
LRRbot: Traveling Merchant [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | When I move, discard 1, then draw 1.
violet_exe: Do any of you think you'll be going to Vancouver in May?
violet_exe: The regional qualifier, riftbound con like
Haroldholmes25:
Aceviru: Omg if they sponsored you guys and invited you for an rcq that would be great
LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
millenomi_Aura: I'm recovering from surgery but it looks like I will be in Canada at least 1 or 2 times this year just for cards
millenomi_Aura: a lot of stuff up there
LRRbot: Treasure Trove [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When this leaves the board, draw 1 and channel 1 rune exhausted. / [P], [E]: Kill this.
millenomi_Aura: I want to play a creature basher so Vancouver Riftbound sounds great, Victoria has Netrunner Districts, Montréal has Worlds…
LRRbot: Detonate [1] [Fury 1] | Spell | Kill a gear. Its controller draws 2.
CWaltz86: im still not over how fun this resource system looks, where you never really seem to be "down on energy" or whatever unless you put yourself in that position
LRRbot: Rhasa the Sunderer [10] [Chaos 1] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | I cost [1] less for each card in your trash.
thaneofstuff: @CWaltz86 It's my favorite part of the game. It's really cool
millenomi_Aura: yeah the rune setup is weird for approximately five seconds and then never lets you down
millenomi_Aura: it always feels like screw is something you inflict upon yourself.
millenomi_Aura: not something the game does to you.
CWaltz86: exactly
LRRbot: Sneaky Deckhand [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may play me to an open battlefield.
CWaltz86: @millenomi_Aura ugh im really hoping to go to netrunner worlds but rn idk if its possible
millenomi_Aura: fingers crossed here too, crossing the border is fraught.
millenomi_Aura: but I really wanna
millenomi_Aura: in the meanwhile, it looks like there's one ben with 7 points
millenomi_Aura: I really love games that do 'okay, we got into this board situation, now we're in a "win this turn" puzzle'
LRRbot: Boots of Swiftness [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [P] ([P]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
CWaltz86: i think going to Canada would probably be fine? ive got a california adrs? we are the cool peeps. surely.
CWaltz86:
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
Aceviru: Leaving is probably fine. Returning would be my concern
millenomi_Aura: yeah it's just TSA/CBP/etc I don't want to be harassed by; I'm naturalized.
CWaltz86: (for me anyway. for immigrants leaving the country might be hard?)
HeladoDMango: no, you have to still do damage
thaneofstuff: A unit does not die until damage is assigned
thaneofstuff: It just has 0 might
Aceviru: @millenomi_Aura I'm so sorry. Wishing you the best of luck
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
out of curiosity, does anyone know if the Vancouver Regional Qualifier event is run by Riot, or do they use a separate or local organizer?
LRRbot: Defy [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Counter a spell that costs no more than [4] and no more than [A].
millenomi_Aura: solo queue never lose
thaneofstuff: That is a combat win for Ben
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
thaneofstuff: Heck yeah
millenomi_Aura: solo queue never lose!!!
millenomi_Aura: NOOO
CWaltz86: THE THREEFER!!!
millenomi_Aura: hella tight
CWaltz86: that play was flat, smacked and glossy
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
millenomi_Aura: call me marathon how I saw solo queue end in ruin
CWaltz86: sorry LRRbot.. im fasting. no drinks.
Aceviru: Oh right. Merry basho to you @txc2 hope you enjoy!
TXC2: Aceviru and you too
LRRbot: Gust [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Return a unit at a battlefield with 3 [M] or less to its owner's hand.
CrossXhunteR: how has this episode of the new weekly show on loadingreadyrun been going?
millenomi_Aura: it's so gosh dang good
TXC2: and we're back
Vinewood_OG:
LRRbot: Obelisk of Power [Colorless] | Battlefield | At the start of each player's first Beginning Phase, that player channels 1 rune.
millenomi_Aura: leaps and riftbounds
CrossXhunteR: ramping out of your gourd
millenomi_Aura: ok. ramp power
CrossXhunteR: howdy bens
Cptasparagus: show obelisk streamer
lightfut: So we're gonna be zooming today
emilevitt: summoning obelisk the tormentor
emilevitt:
CWaltz86: oh does it double up?
FauksStarling: Who up ramping they obelisk?
CrossXhunteR: he didnt even play his chosen champion. he's gaming
CWaltz86: the wording feels like it shouldnt but what do i know
LRRbot: Draven, Vanquisher [4] [Fury] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [4] | When I win a combat, play a Gold gear token exhausted. / When I attack or defend, you may pay [R]. If you do, give me +2 [M] this turn.
CrossXhunteR: he played his chosen champion. he's gaming.
millenomi_Aura: he _is_ gaming
millenomi_Aura: spawn in base
CrossXhunteR: !card blade of the ruined king
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
goombalax:
he's beginning to game 
LRRbot: Ezreal, Prodigy [3] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Ezreal, Piltover [3] | When you play me, discard 1, then draw 2. / Optional additional costs you pay cost [1] or [A] less.
LRRbot: Scrapheap [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When this is played, discarded, or killed, draw 1.
CrossXhunteR: Blade of the Ruined King isnt in irelia colors? this is madness
CWaltz86: juiced up on a tuesday?
LRRbot: Treasure Trove [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When this leaves the board, draw 1 and channel 1 rune exhausted. / [P], [E]: Kill this.
TXC2: !riftbound blade of ruined king
LRRbot: Blade of the Ruined King [3] [Order 1] | Gear − Equipment [4] | [Equip] — [Y], Kill a friendly unit (Pay the cost: Attach this to a unit you control.)
CrossXhunteR: @TXC2 ah, that's how you do it
LRRbot: Vex, Cheerless [5] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Vex, Shadow Isles [5] | While I'm in combat, friendly spells cost [1][A] less to a minimum of [1], and enemy spells cost [1][A] more.
TXC2:
CrossXhunteR yeah, had to look it up
LoadingReadyRun: "Kill this" is an excellent piece of rules text
thaneofstuff: @LoadingReadyRun It's very good.
emilevitt: that's it i'm breaking my no league rule, i gotta play a game
emilevitt:
its been so long 
millenomi_Aura: yeah, strike at the heart of that treasure chest
LRRbot: Detonate [1] [Fury 1] | Spell | Kill a gear. Its controller draws 2.
Cptasparagus: mayhem, its more fun
devqn413: why play league when i can lose lp in tft
TXC2:
ARAM: the methadone of LOL 
CrossXhunteR: in a showdown?
thaneofstuff: Hide is on a later turn
CrossXhunteR: ah
MageArmour: yeah needs to be hidden a full turn
Cptasparagus: @TXC2 they tried to make Brawl that but somehow made the game even more toxic
TXC2: Cptasparagus just like Brawl its self
LRRbot: Ferrous Forerunner [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [6] | [Deathknell] — Play two 3 [M] Mech unit tokens to your base. (When I die, get the effect.)
Cptasparagus: @TXC2 the magic one? Yeah
Cptasparagus: riot needs to stop stealing MTG's names
thaneofstuff: I have been surprised at the impact Ferrous has had. Very cool card
TXC2: Cptasparagus yes I meant the Magic one
CrossXhunteR: unsure if it wasnt called out because it wasnt relevant, but green-irelia does gain a might from readying at start of turn if exhausted, for if it comes up later to be tracked
LRRbot: Charm [1] [Calm 1] | Spell | Move an enemy unit.
30 raiders from coachNelly have joined!
coachNelly:
have a good rift y'all 
gotta run to school pickup
LRRbot: Discipline [2] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn. Draw 1.
CWaltz86: another thing i like about this game! it does not feel like i need to know thing one about the original game, which is not always true of tie in games
Aceviru: See ya @coachnelly !!!
LRRbot: Rebuke [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Return a unit at a battlefield to its owner's hand.
TXC2: hello Raiders
LRRbot: Sneaky Deckhand [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Pirate, Bilgewater [2] | You may play me to an open battlefield.
CrossXhunteR: !riftbound bushwack
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Called Shot [0] [Chaos 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [P] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Look at the top 2 cards of your Main Deck. Draw one and recycle the other.
LRRbot: Rebuke [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Return a unit at a battlefield to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Spinning Axe [2] [Fury Chaos 1] | Signature Gear − Draven, Equipment [3] | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [A] ([A]: Attach this to a unit you control.) / [Temporary] (If this is unattached, kill it at the start of its controller's Beginning Phase, before scoring.)
MageArmour: only will lose it if its not equipped
LRRbot: En Garde [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn, then an additional +1 [M] this turn if it is the only unit you control there.
CrossXhunteR: temporary is only if it is unattached. all rules text above the bottom box is gone while equipped
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
TheZorgon: Didn't pay for deflect on fof
LRRbot: Battering Ram [5] [Fury] | Unit − Trifarian, Noxus [5] | I cost [1] less for each card you've played this turn, to a minimum of [1].
LRRbot: Rhasa the Sunderer [10] [Chaos 1] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | I cost [1] less for each card in your trash.
CrossXhunteR: rhasa power wasnt paid, i think
CrossXhunteR: i just read irelia's legend ability for basically the first time. i now understand her dance a bit better
LRRbot: Treasure Trove [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When this leaves the board, draw 1 and channel 1 rune exhausted. / [P], [E]: Kill this.
LRRbot: Detonate [1] [Fury 1] | Spell | Kill a gear. Its controller draws 2.
LRRbot: Rhasa the Sunderer [10] [Chaos 1] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | I cost [1] less for each card in your trash.
CrossXhunteR: nothing in life is free
LRRbot: The Syren [2] [Chaos] | Gear | [1], [E]: Move a friendly unit at a battlefield to its base.
thaneofstuff: Did Wheeler point for holding?
CrossXhunteR: no?
CrossXhunteR: im going with no
TXC2: but I was told the best things in life were free?
Cptasparagus: flag on the play, holding
WiJohn: @TXC2 You can give 'em to the birds and bees
CrossXhunteR: irelia readied at the start of this turn, right?
thaneofstuff: @CrossXhunteR I think so
LRRbot: Defiant Dance [1] [Calm Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Irelia | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a unit +2 [M] this turn and another unit -2 [M] this turn.
Aceviru:
@TXC2 Unfortunately no...but for everything else, there's MasterCard
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
thaneofstuff: So Irelia is 8 because Ready at start of turn
TXC2:
Aceviru 
CrossXhunteR: she's at 8, from being readied at turn start
LoadingReadyRun: "Stacked Deck" being a card that actually lets you look at your deck is interesting. I don't think MtG ever references that you are playing a card game in the name of a card (except un-sets)
CrossXhunteR: !card defiant strike
LRRbot: Defiant Strike [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: it's in your recycle pile right now, right? or is that 2 energy
TXC2: yeah, MtG makes it like you're thinking, or futzing with the mind when dealing with top of the deck
devqn413: many other tcg reference themselves its really only mtg that doesnt
Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun theres Sidequest: Card Collection who's backside is literally Magicked Card
LRRbot: Tideturner [2] [Chaos] | Unit − Bilgewater [2] | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / When you play me, you may choose a unit you control. Move me to its location and it to my original location.
LRRbot: Fight or Flight [2] [Chaos] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Move a unit from a battlefield to its base.
TXC2: devqn413 consequence of being the first to do it, others have learned not to
TheZorgon: And a power
MageArmour: +1 power too
CrossXhunteR: oh yeah, vex made the FoF cost an extra power too
CrossXhunteR: (ben's_
CrossXhunteR: i realize clarifying ben's might not be the most helpful now that i've typed it
LRRbot: Rebuke [2] [Chaos 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Return a unit at a battlefield to its owner's hand.
CrossXhunteR: ben, how many cards do you have in hand? 10?
LRRbot: Stacked Deck [1] [Chaos] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Look at the top 3 cards of your Main Deck. Put 1 into your hand and recycle the rest.
LRRbot: Rhasa the Sunderer [10] [Chaos 1] | Unit − Spirit, Shadow Isles [6] | I cost [1] less for each card in your trash.
LRRbot: Irelia, Fervent [5] [Calm] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When you choose or ready me, give me +1 [M] this turn.
CrossXhunteR: yes
millenomi_Aura: yep
CrossXhunteR: if she was exhausted
thaneofstuff: You do Ready her, gives her +1 every time
CrossXhunteR: you left her unexhausted on a battlefield at one point earlier so she didnt ready at the beginning, but generally year
CrossXhunteR: at least ulmer can't win next turn (unless purple draven i guess)
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thaneofstuff: Wheeler could move to Battlefield, then move back, just to get the extra ready +
millenomi_Aura: call it marathon how solo queue sometimes gets real rough
thaneofstuff: Move back with the Gear
CrossXhunteR: ben will win if he holds either battlefield from 7 to 8, right?
thaneofstuff: @CrossXhunteR Yeah, it's a tough spot for Wheeler
millenomi_Aura: yep,
millenomi_Aura: yep.
millenomi_Aura: wheeler can't win next turn unless he nabs both.
millenomi_Aura: right?
thaneofstuff: @millenomi_Aura Very possible for a Purple deck
millenomi_Aura: yep
CrossXhunteR: drawing like 3 or 4 extra cards from winning combats sure was nice
LRRbot: Ezreal, Prodigy [3] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Ezreal, Piltover [3] | When you play me, discard 1, then draw 2. / Optional additional costs you pay cost [1] or [A] less.
TXC2: "EZREAL! I created it and EZREAL!"
thaneofstuff: Heck, I think Irelia will even benefit from trying to take both in the same turn because of the Readying ability
LRRbot: En Garde [1] [Calm] | Spell | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Give a friendly unit +1 [M] this turn, then an additional +1 [M] this turn if it is the only unit you control there.
millenomi_Aura: is it time chat
CrossXhunteR: quick maffs
Haroldholmes25: just need 6 power from somewhere
LRRbot: Draven, Audacious [6] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Draven, Noxus [6] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / The first time I win a combat each turn, you score 1 point. / When I die in combat, choose an opponent. They score 1 point.
CrossXhunteR: oh, she plays purple draven
TXC2: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
MageArmour: iits like magic, doesnt ready again
CrossXhunteR: i don't play this game
thaneofstuff: I don't think you can Ready a Unit that is readied
Cptasparagus: I have not taken my riftbound judge test yet, but I believe its like mtg
LithelyUnshod: Equipment, however, *does* reattatch
CrossXhunteR: if only we weren't like 17 cards behind ulmer
thaneofstuff: Yeah, the card selection makes Draven the boogeyman. Ezreal Purple + Called Shot is ridiculous
KarolinaLinaLina:
me thinking I could understand what was happening just by watching but nope. no idea what happened 
Tinhn54: vex and ex combo is just crazy
CrossXhunteR: is brynhir thundersong in this draven deck?
Tinhn54: ez*
CrossXhunteR: irelia might be a fighter, not a holder
thaneofstuff: Doing the back and forth also denies Draven combats to win
CrossXhunteR: holding is kinda dangerous with draven around, since it makes combats for him to win
mweepigeon: holding lowkey sucks in this game in general bc of all those purple interaction spells that bounce to base/hand
LRRbot: Last Rites [3] [Chaos] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] — [P], Recycle 2 cards from your trash (Pay the cost:** **Attach this to a unit you control.)
Tinhn54: GA on Draven is cool and annoying lol
TXC2: bad= just inexperienced
CrossXhunteR: damage heals after combat, but might decreases don't, which is kinda interesting
thaneofstuff: The setup turns vs hold turns are also big, because Wheeler could have tried to hold one battlefield for point 8, putting the pressure on Ulmer to push Irelia off
CrossXhunteR: does this game need more coinflips?
devqn413: less coinflips better for games
mweepigeon: it's horrible phrasing yeah, so unintuitive
CrossXhunteR: Legends of Runeterra used to have play and cast, and eventually merged everything to played.
CrossXhunteR: play was go on the stack, cast was resolve (i think)
Tinhn54: Signature ON time!!
millenomi_Aura: (this is why in the game I designed all interaction is the equivalent of magic replacement effects, timing confusion gets so much reduced.)
LRRbot: Bellows Breath [1] [Mind 1] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / [Repeat] [1][B] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 1 to up to three units at the same location.
Paranundrox: why does Warmogs do so little
CrossXhunteR: bellow's breath is hot in viktor
LRRbot: Altar of Memories [2] [Order] | Gear | When a friendly unit dies, you may exhaust me to draw 1, then put a card from your hand on the top or bottom of your Main Deck.
LRRbot: Azir, Ascendant [6] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Bird, Azir, Shurima [6] | [G]: [Action] — Choose a unit you control. Move me to its location and it to my original location. If it's equipped, you may attach one of its Equipment to me. Use only once per turn.
CrossXhunteR: the shuffle
LithelyUnshod: Cheap, but good in Ahri
LRRbot: Punch First [1] [Body 2] | Spell | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Give a unit +5 [M] this turn.
thaneofstuff: You can also count the sides of the colors. More sides is more rare
millenomi_Aura: oh it's like Lorcana, the more sides the symbol has the more it's rare
CrossXhunteR: what it is and what it does
millenomi_Aura: except for circle = common
LRRbot: Mechanized Menace [Fury Mind] | Legend − Rumble | Your Mechs have [Shield]. (+1 [M] while they're defenders.)
CrossXhunteR: @millenomi_Aura some say circles have only 1 side
LRRbot: Fire Below the Mountain [Calm Mind] | Legend − Ornn | [E]: [Reaction] — [Add] [A]. Use only to play gear or use gear abilities. (Abilities that add resources can't be reacted to.)
LRRbot: Akshan, Mischievous [4] [Body] | Champion Unit − Akshan, Shurima, Sentinel [4] | [Weaponmaster] / You may pay [O][O] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, move an enemy gear to your base. You control it until I leave the board. If it's an Equipment, attach it to me.
millenomi_Aura: incorrect. but nice try
thaneofstuff: I think the basic Legends are about 20 cents, because you only need one of each
Tinhn54: purple=rare, Orange=epic, yellow=Over Number/AA
LRRbot: Spinning Axe [2] [Fury Chaos 1] | Signature Gear − Draven, Equipment [3] | [Quick-Draw] (This has [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.) / [Equip] [A] ([A]: Attach this to a unit you control.) / [Temporary] (If this is unattached, kill it at the start of its controller's Beginning Phase, before scoring.)
CrossXhunteR: i assume legends should be cheap, since they are what you need to build a deck in the first place. i think FaB does something like this
LRRbot: Assembly Rig [4] [Fury] | Gear | [1][R], Recycle a unit from your trash, [E]: Play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
LithelyUnshod: Yeah, non-Proving Grounds legends are cheap
TXC2: right chat I'm off
LRRbot: Rell, Magnetic [4] [Fury] | Champion Unit − Rell, Noxus [4] | Tank (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / When I attack, you may play an Equipment with Energy cost no more than [2], ignoring its cost, and attach it to me.
CrossXhunteR: the Gear that were Legends of Runeterra units still trip me up, as im expecting them to be units here
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler and Ben and Paul on tech
LRRbot: Warmog's Armor [1] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
LRRbot: Trove Golem [8] [Order 2] | Unit − Freljord [9] | When you play me, play four Gold gear tokens exhausted.
LRRbot: Fiora, Peerless [3] [Body 1] | Champion Unit − Fiora, Demacia [3] | When I attack or defend one on one, double my Might this combat.
LithelyUnshod: Fiora also cheap, since she's a precon
LRRbot: Jae Medarda [5] [Chaos 2] | Unit − Noxus [5] | When you choose me with a spell, draw 1.
CrossXhunteR: fiora is definitely a Punch First deck
Cptasparagus: Mel's brother
CrossXhunteR: mel's family
LRRbot: Guardian Angel [2] [Calm] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [G] ([G]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
LRRbot: Grand Duelist [Body Order] | Legend − Fiora | When one of your units becomes [Mighty], you may exhaust me to channel 1 rune exhausted. (A unit is Mighty while it has 5+ [M].)
LRRbot: Bard, Mercurial [4] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Bard [4] | You may exhaust your legend as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, move any number of your units to an open battlefield.
CrossXhunteR: are you his meeps
thaneofstuff: Bard seems cool
LRRbot: Battle Mistress [Body Chaos] | Legend − Sivir | When you recycle a rune, you may exhaust me to play a Gold gear token exhausted. / When one or more enemy units die, ready me.
millenomi_Aura: wild
LRRbot: Skyfall of Areion [3] [Fury] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [1][R] ([1][R]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
CrossXhunteR: sivir is hot (and her deck is cool)
CrossXhunteR: skyfall is a lucian combo card
CrossXhunteR: with trinity force
devqn413: unfortunately if it doesnt have purple its not really seeing play rn
MageArmour: skyfall combos with trinity force
sChaosagent: @CrossXhunteR Facts
millenomi_Aura: o-kay
ElCoggins: geez these cards are so pretty.
LRRbot: Kato the Arm [4] [Body 1] | Unit − Noxus [3] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / When I move to a battlefield, give a friendly unit my keywords and +[M] equal to my Might this turn.
CrossXhunteR: kato and shiraza
LRRbot: Blast Corps Cadet [2] [Fury] | Unit − Piltover [2] | You may pay [1][R] as an additional cost to play me. / When you play me, if you paid the additional cost, deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield.
CrossXhunteR: she had quick attack
LRRbot: Loyal Pup [3] [Chaos] | Unit − Dog, Bandle City [3] | When you defend at a battlefield, you may move me there.
LRRbot: Aphelios, Exalted [4] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Aphelios, Mount Targon [4] | When you attach an Equipment to me, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — / / / / / / / * Ready 2 runes. / / / * Channel 1 rune exhausted. / / / * Buff a friendly unit. / / /
CrossXhunteR: don't bother with the moon boy
WiJohn: 200 years!
thaneofstuff: Aphelios in the Jax deck is so amazing
LRRbot: Wages of Pain [3] [Mind] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action]_ (Play on your turn or in showdowns.)_ / Deal 3 to a unit at a battlefield. Play a Gold gear token exhausted.
LRRbot: Irelia, Graceful [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Irelia, Ionia [4] | Your spells that choose me cost [1] or [A] less.
LRRbot: Xin Zhao, Vigilant [3] [Order 1] | Champion Unit − Demacia, Xin Zhao [4] | [Tank] (I must be assigned combat damage first.) / I enter ready if you have two or more other units in your base.
LRRbot: Arcane Shift [3] [Mind Chaos 1] | Signature Spell − Ezreal | [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / Banish a friendly unit, then its owner plays it, ignoring its cost. Deal 3 to an enemy unit at a battlefield. Banish this.
CrossXhunteR: arcane shift is kinda expensive, i think
LRRbot: Ezreal, Dashing [4] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Ezreal, Piltover [3] | When I attack or defend, deal damage equal to my Might to an enemy unit here. / I don't deal combat damage. / [B]: [Action] — Move me to your base.
thaneofstuff: @CrossXhunteR Yeah, Arcane Shift is up there
CrossXhunteR: ive never read blue ezreal
thaneofstuff: So he kind of has First Strike
LRRbot: Ezreal, Prodigy [3] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Ezreal, Piltover [3] | When you play me, discard 1, then draw 2. / Optional additional costs you pay cost [1] or [A] less.
PMAvers: oh hey Debonair
thaneofstuff: WHOA double Ezreal
LRRbot: Ferrous Forerunner [6] [Fury 1] | Unit − Mech, Yordle, Bandle City [6] | [Deathknell] — Play two 3 [M] Mech unit tokens to your base. (When I die, get the effect.)
Paranundrox: using the skins on cards is sweet
LRRbot: Emperor of the Sands [Calm Order] | Legend − Azir | Your Sand Soldiers have [Weaponmaster]. / [1], [E]: Play a 2 [M] Sand Soldier unit token to your base. Use only if you've played an Equipment this turn.
CrossXhunteR: tell the people what you have seen today
LithelyUnshod: So far Ez is the money
LRRbot: Piercing Light [2] [Fury 1] | Spell | [Repeat] [2][R] (You may pay the additional cost to repeat this spell's effect.) / Deal 2 to a unit at a battlefield, then deal 2 to up to one other unit.
KarolinaLinaLina:
oof 70 bucks that Ez? 
CrossXhunteR: i think the first ITYC was Ben playing azir in LOR
LRRbot: Sacred Shears [2] [Order 1] | Gear − Equipment [1] | [Equip] [Y] ([Y]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
ElCoggins: Kai'sa plays it as well i think
thaneofstuff: Purple Ezreal is a lot like Red Kai'sa from set one. Both just good cards for their colors
CrossXhunteR: azir plays it, maybe
LithelyUnshod: Azir deos play it
CrossXhunteR: because it goes on his soldiers
LRRbot: On the Hunt [1] [Body Chaos 2] | Signature Spell − Sivir | Ready your units.
sChaosagent: I'm working on a mono order Rek Sai list
LRRbot: Undertitan [6] [Order 1] | Unit − The Void [5] | When you play me, give your other units +2 [M] this turn. / As I'm revealed from your deck, [Add] [2].
LRRbot: Renata Glasc, Mastermind [5] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Renata Glasc, Zaun [4] | [1][B]: Draw 1. / [4][B][B][B][B], [E]: Score 1 point. / Use my abilities only while I'm at a battlefield.
CrossXhunteR: the xer'sai are dope, if not a bit one note
CrossXhunteR: this one is used with heimerdinger for shenanigans
LithelyUnshod: Lost to that Renata at pre-rift
MageArmour: heimerdonger combos with renata :0
LRRbot: Ornn, Blacksmith [5] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [5] | When you play me or when I hold, look at the top 4 cards of your Main Deck. You may reveal a gear from among them and draw it. Then recycle the rest.
CrossXhunteR: regular ornn
CrossXhunteR: the legends of runeterra art team was nuts
millenomi_Aura: the reverse overload: when the clause you read in the very last sentence of a card recontextualizes the card, but it makes it slightly less exciting.
LRRbot: Jayce, Man of Progress [4] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Jayce, Piltover [4] | When you play me, you may kill a friendly gear. If you do, you may play a gear with Energy cost no more than [7] from hand this turn, ignoring its Energy cost. (You must still pay its Power cost.)
thaneofstuff: They went to town with this art. That's a higher rarity Ornn than Blue, but normal art
ElCoggins: i believe the alt have an a after the set number
LRRbot: Glorious Executioner [Fury Chaos] | Legend − Draven | When you win a combat, draw 1. (You win if only your units remain after combat.)
millenomi_Aura: yeah, the art is absolutely gosh dang wild.
Kentosaurus: Oh Jace is in this card game too? and he's still blue
millenomi_Aura: I am taking so many notes.
LRRbot: Sivir, Mercenary [4] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Sivir, Shurima [4] | [Accelerate] (You may pay [1][P] as an additional cost to have me enter ready.) / If you've spent at least [A][A] this turn, I have +2 [M] and [Ganking]. (I can move from battlefield to battlefield.)
LRRbot: Blade Dancer [Calm Chaos] | Legend − Irelia | When you choose a friendly unit, you may exhaust me and pay [A] to ready it. / When you conquer, you may pay [1] to ready me.
CrossXhunteR: wild blue, envar, and sixmorvodka were some bangers
LRRbot: Trinity Force [4] [Body] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [O] ([O]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
CrossXhunteR: trinty force is the other combo card with skyfall
LRRbot: Rumble, Scrapper [5] [Mind 1] | Champion Unit − Mech, Yordle, Rumble, Bandle City [4] | Your Mechs have +1 [M] (including me). / When I hold, play a 3 [M] Mech unit token to your base.
MageArmour: trinity force + skfall from earlier yea
LRRbot: Chaos Rune [Chaos] | Basic Rune
thaneofstuff: OHHHHHHH, fancy Rune
CrossXhunteR: i love the runes being on the card reader
LRRbot: Vex, Cheerless [5] [Chaos 1] | Champion Unit − Yordle, Vex, Shadow Isles [5] | While I'm in combat, friendly spells cost [1][A] less to a minimum of [1], and enemy spells cost [1][A] more.
LRRbot: Card Sharp [3] [Mind] | Unit − Bilgewater [3] | When you play me, you and each opponent may play a Gold gear token exhausted. For each opponent who did, you play a Gold gear token exhausted.
CrossXhunteR: ive still never seen a multiplayer riftbound game
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Tinhn54: Vex next set!!
LRRbot: Ornn, Forge God [6] [Mind] | Champion Unit − Ornn, Freljord [4] | [Deflect 2] (Opponents must pay [A][A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / [Weaponmaster] (When you play me, you may [Equip] one of your Equipment to me for [A] less, even if it's already attached.) / I have +1 [M] for each friendly gear.
LRRbot: Grandmaster at Arms [Calm Body] | Legend − Jax | [1], [E]: Attach a detached Equipment you control to a unit you control. / [E]: Attach an attached Equipment you control to a unit you control.
LRRbot: Heart of Dark Ice [3] [Calm 1] | Gear | [E]: Give a unit +3 [M] this turn.
CrossXhunteR: it's not an action or reaction, but you strap up before battle
LRRbot: Jax, Unmatched [5] [Calm 1] | Champion Unit − Jax, Icathia [5] | [Deflect] (Opponents must pay [A] to choose me with a spell or ability.) / Each Equipment in your hand has [Quick-Draw]. (It gains [Reaction]. When you play it, attach it to a unit you control.)
LithelyUnshod: Some Irelia lists play 1 heart
LRRbot: Here to Help [2] [Body 1] | Spell | [Hidden] (Hide now for [A] to react with later for [0].) / [Action] (Play on your turn or in showdowns.) / You may play a unit from hand to a battlefield you control, reducing its cost by [3].
thaneofstuff: The Jax deck is super cool
LRRbot: World Atlas [3] [Mind] | Gear − Equipment [2] | [Equip] [B] ([B]: Attach this to a unit you control.)
thaneofstuff: Here to Help is super cute art as well. Nice pack
CrossXhunteR: this is the current skirmish promo and playmat
LithelyUnshod: Svellsongur
LRRbot: Spirit Wheel [2] [Chaos] | Gear | When you choose a friendly unit, you may pay [1] and exhaust this to draw 1.
LRRbot: Riposte [2] [Body Order 2] | Signature Spell − Fiora | [Reaction] (Play any time, even before spells and abilities resolve.) / Choose a friendly unit and a spell. Counter that spell and give that unit +[M] equal to that spell's Energy cost this turn.
CrossXhunteR: i think ornn was overnumbered
LithelyUnshod: Ez is money
CrossXhunteR: could be wrong on the ornn
LithelyUnshod: @CrossXhunteR Alt-art
CrossXhunteR: and just think, there are two draven decks
CrossXhunteR: why doesnt draven exhaust
thaneofstuff: There's things they could do to Draven, but for now we deal with it. Figure it out. Game has a lot to do
CrossXhunteR: riftbound, it's neat
CrossXhunteR: official spoilers start next monday i think
sChaosagent: Vex and Vi
CrossXhunteR: thanks riot games.
Aceviru: Ty Paul!
ContingentCat: !lovepaul
Aceviru: Hahaha
Kentosaurus: thank you for paul
ContingentCat: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
WiJohn: No, thank you for Paul!
thaneofstuff: Thank you for Paul
tehfewl: thank you for Paul
thaneofstuff: Wheeler I am so sorry, have fun
CrossXhunteR: should i start playing ARAM again. i got out a few years ago
CrossXhunteR: longer than TLOU2?
Wolfstrike_NL: unless it's Adam playing subnautica
Aceviru: Nice!
KarolinaLinaLina:
who mentioned AI trash my blood pressure went up
CrossXhunteR: oh yeah, canlander FNPF. shell yeah.
Dog_of_Myth: Woo Highlander
CrossXhunteR: Big Red
CrossXhunteR: schmedium red
AllTheWeasels:
shmedium blue? 
Aceviru: Woooooo
thaneofstuff: No Blue from Wheeler? This is gonna be interesting
Vinewood_OG: Wooo!!!! Everyone go watch the new Crapshot if you haven't. Maybe my favorite Dave Spokesman yet.
Vinewood_OG: The ideas are the fun part, as much as I love seeing the while process.
KarolinaLinaLina: do I need to have played the other 32 games to understand that one
Vinewood_OG: Whole. Cursed app.
KarolinaLinaLina:
based 
niccus: @KarolinaLinaLina it's actually 67 games
Aceviru: Hahaha
Strebenherz:
200
KarolinaLinaLina:
millenomi_Aura: honestly it's the highlight of my Tuesday
ContingentCat: but I am home
millenomi_Aura: bye!!!!
ContingentCat:
thanks lads 
ContingentCat: !next
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