AFK || Bargain Quest

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SaxPython: What's good pre-game chat?
  Juliamon: wondering why this chocolate bar is shaped the way it is
 Sethalidos: !findquote social
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 Sethalidos: @Juliamon why is it shaped uniquely?
  Juliamon: https://i0.wp.com/ginandpretzels.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/68409C9E-45BB-43CF-8314-3A855A5AEE1E.jpeg?w=640&ssl=1
Metric_Furlong: that certainly is a manufacturing decision there
 TheWriterAleph: thanks we hate it
ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: 👀…no, thank you?
 TheWriterAleph: that's redundant, lrrbot, all children are acidic
 GasCityGaming: Weird, this whole time I thought they were toxic, must be like the venomous/poisonous mix up.
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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Bargain Quest) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
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DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight we're outfitting adventurers in Bargain Quest! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116213262185775411
 Sorator13: ahoy friends!
 ArtDecoSunburn: I wonder if merchants selling gear to fantasy adventurers are pressured by fantasy catalogs or fantasy e-commerce giants?
 djalternative: switched over from the vod right on time
CaptainSpam watched 200 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Good LORD what am I doing with my life?!?
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EbDorian: Who up cheering for Canada at the WBC?! 
 GasCityGaming: @EbDorian me!
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thefightnerd: The beard bois are here to board game
 GasCityGaming: Just need Mexico to win 4-3 now
 ArtDecoSunburn: Apparently it's centered on Victoria time, whatever it is, Captain.
HungryHungry_Hobo: I'm not used to watching these live, just tried to skip past the intro *face palm*
 HadesLeprechaun: I love Bargain Quest!
 tidehollowcat: I love this game so much
 ArtDecoSunburn: I remember watching that match when in streamed in 2019. My introduction to the game. You had a different set.
Shadowsoflife: We did this
atlr: i do do
 Sorator13: I did this?
atlr: hah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GasCityGaming: I got my signed mat! No Adam heart though, but Paul signature!
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 BusTed: 
 Gekyouryuu: you're selling him to One Direction?!
 djalternative: Ben's right. I have to physically run the bits that contain the stream from Victoria to the Twitch Server
 lamina5432: and juniper as a package?
 e_bloc: how do you feel about living in Maryland
Metric_Furlong: the unique Matt signed mat
 CaptainSpam: The UR.
ankhomeg: At some point you should draft a warhammer army
 e_bloc: but if you spend the most money, you can get a Matt signed Matt
 NewtyNewts: The 1/1 Matt mat
 Cptasparagus: I call it shitter
 kusinohki: meows
HungryHungry_Hobo: Twitter is now X so tweets are now Xcraments
 Vinewood_OG: That's OUR word, dammit!
 BusTed: one of them twitters
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 groulux: I still call the best buy a Radio Shack
Mindfire13: I'll stop calling it Twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his daughter
 Sorator13: FYI: Y'all are already sold out of signed FN playmats. Still some unsigned, though!
 SkylerRingtail: @Mindfire13 Amen
 RatherLargeToad: Victory.  Points.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @groulux Could be worse. Could refer to it as a Woolworths.
 djalternative: you're sponsoring adventurers like they're nascar racers
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 SkylerRingtail: I do enjoy this game. I need to get around to trying the expansions...
 e_bloc: so everyone works together to win but someone wins the most.  capitalism
 RatherLargeToad: fine Corinthian leather coat
 Mindfire13: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
 groulux: @ArtDecoSunburn Not that old.  but game respects game.
 kusinohki: why does this sound like someone heard "fantasy costco" jingle and made a game around it??
 ArtDecoSunburn: @djalternative "Use our sponsor's discount code!" shrieks the adventurer as they behead a goblin.
 e_bloc: offbrand spiderman?
   LoadingReadyRun: How's the music volume?
 Dog_of_Myth: Music is good
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 dutchmoose: thumbs up
 betweenmyself: appeal, affinity…  affeal?  appinity? 
 Sorator13: Music's good!
EbDorian: music ok, but mics are a touch quiet
 ArtDecoSunburn: @groulux Few places were better to browse than a Radio Shack.
 Sorator13: Huh, yknow, when I picture someone who is a cleric, this guy is not who comes to mind.
 betweenmyself: affeality?
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Maybe he's a Colorado Springs prosperity gospel guy. Nice hair.
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 RatherLargeToad: could be an airship
 SkylerRingtail: Mics good now; sounds like they got adjusted. Happy with the audio balance now
 BusTed: 
 kusinohki: where's TQ's witchy potion shop??
 Dog_of_Myth: James has what heroes crave.
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 e_bloc: heroes want the d...efensive items
 kusinohki: I assume the rogues have the most money to spend...
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc That's how they earn their Scarlet A(rmour)
 Sorator13: @kusinohki But they're the least willing to spend it!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Were I a rogue, I'd certainly be easy come, easy go with the treasure I pick up.
Metric_Furlong: commerce isn't capitalism
 LordZarano: Gᴏʙʟ ɪɴ Cʜɪᴇꜰ
 e_bloc: we're the (not as) bad guys
 ArtDecoSunburn: You're the guys who sell the shovels to the hapless miners in the Klondike.
 dutchmoose: The heroes are supporting small local businesses
 HadesLeprechaun: branding!
 Sorator13: @Metric_Furlong I think "considering it a success even if the person doing the work dies" might be, though
 kusinohki: "shop smart.  shop S mart"
 e_bloc: from hell's heart I stab at thee with this axe I purchased at bard kingdom.  a kingdom of bards
EbDorian: Graham's Potionarium is my favourite store on the citadel!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @HadesLeprechaun Use their discount codes! Join their mailing list!
 kusinohki: scan this QR code (QR stands for Quincy's Runes)
 Sorator13: I like the music, btw
 raulghoulia: so often when I see something that I want in a shoppe window when I go in to buy it, when Im told I can't I always still shop there
 LordZarano: Historically accurate. Roman gladiators would be sponsored by and promote businesses in the coliseum
 Gekyouryuu: "Come on down to Stark's House of Bargains! Our prices are so affordable, you'll think we're Stark raving mad!"
 Pheonix888: Can Graham pretend this is Dave's shop for a whole round?
 Sorator13: so you bought a bag of holding that its previous owner forgot to empty? Neat
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc (Jingle plays) "Your bard kingdom experience may vary from that of the adventurers depicted in this quest. Adventurer lives are not the responsibility of Bard Kingdom, its shareholders, or subsidiaries."
 kusinohki: Dave's adventuring advent calendars??
 BusTed: 
 Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn "Tell your apothecary if you've ever had an olfactory organ transplant."
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn don't forget to ask 'buckler please' for a free shield
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 LordZarano: *Colosseum
 kusinohki: please don't kill graham, even if he does drop a sweet katana...
 accountmadeforants: I hope some little girl shows up who can't afford anything and is never happy, just like Recettear
 NewtyNewts: @accountmadeforants Oh man, that game. I loved that game
 taliesinskye: Was the background music supposed to keep going?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki "Treasure behind Door Number Two, as well as Doors One to Twenty-Five!"
 RatherLargeToad: can they hide in the bag?
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 HadesLeprechaun: but it gives Ben 10 gold!
 kusinohki: yeah, board game night usually has cozy background music
 Sorator13: well, a bag of holding really shouldn't give you any combat stats, so that tracks
 e_bloc: the bag is to hold their entrails after the first round of combat
 accountmadeforants: @NewtyNewts Yeah, it's still great (even if the fun is somewhat diminished by eventually figuring out some of the mechanics)
 e_bloc: but a cut less would be on brand
 taliesinskye: @kusinohki I see, usually only hear it with the highlights reels. Guess I might not usually listen to the boardgame streams.
 SkylerRingtail: For what it's worth, the order of operations is every player attracts a hero to their shop, *then* the selling happens. I recall there are effects where that order can matter.
 drexciya808: bro I'm about to eat a second whole frozen pizza…this may be my last chat
 e_bloc: sometimes the music is pretty subtle, I'd say this selection is very on brand for the game
 ArtDecoSunburn: You have to bring your own bag of holding to the Aldi in this merchants' quarter, I presume?
 HadesLeprechaun: top paragraph, page 8
 accountmadeforants: @drexciya808 Rest in Pizza
 drexciya808: @accountmadeforants 🙏
 NewtyNewts: @accountmadeforants Yeah. I feel like Potionomics sort of did the same stuff, but a bit more on the shopkeeping side. Same issue with 'figuring out the stuff makes everything strange'
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I assume the stores all play Muzak versions of "The Adventurer from Ipanema,"
 ArdCollider: hi Graham, James, Matt, Ben, chat 
Shadowsoflife: o/
 e_bloc: they dont even pay taxes
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Pre-school sales tax free weekend in adventurer town?
 accountmadeforants: @NewtyNewts That does remind me I still need to finish Potionomics! Back when I played it didn't even have voice acting yet, so I might have to run it back from the start 
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn or just churches sucking up to royalty, six of one
 e_bloc: we want their earning power to survive
 Sorator13: You start with five in your bank account, not as cash
 e_bloc: in the maximum capitalism expansion, we should be able to sell to the goblin as well
 kusinohki: "we rely on repeat customers, so please survive the monster fighting"
 Sorator13: You have to use your debit card to spend it
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "The only reason we care about the outcome of your quest is so we can sell you next season's model of crossbow."
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Milo Minderbinder would work well here.
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn ah but you see this is the downloadable crossbow
Bruceski: "Why are you charging me when the safety of the world is at stake?" "I have confidence you'll win and I'll need to pay rent tomorrow."
 SkylerRingtail: Matt as the last player to attract a Hero should receive the Quest marker, and the adventuring step starts with them and proceeds clockwise.
 kusinohki: why isn't next year's crossbow model backwards compatible with last models bolts??
 e_bloc: @kusinohki because I'm the guy with the crossbow
 HadesLeprechaun: I do seem to remember them shipping out a few replacement cards that were misprinted to KS backers, it's been years though so I don't remember which ones
 HadesLeprechaun: and don't know what version ya'll have
 e_bloc: hasty does make sense as plus or minus one tbh
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki Because the designer, John DeDwarvean, was snorting halfling coating when designing the expensive new winch mechanism. General Crossbow can't compete with international brands anymore.
 HadesLeprechaun: heroes go back to the center with any unspent gold + the looting
 HadesLeprechaun: so if they didn't spend it all during the shop phase, they keep that
 accountmadeforants: @kusinohki The old bolts have a special cutout that only works in the last model. Just like the GB/GBC/GBA carts, but in reverse
 SkylerRingtail: What was the effect on the Goblin Chief again?
 e_bloc: so they ran in, stabbed the goblin, grabbed a random axe and ran back to town
 ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants That's diabolical.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Definite birth of a murder hobo saga.
Shadowsoflife: @ArtDecoSunburn that's business
 dutchmoose: toilet feels great though
 ArtDecoSunburn: @dutchmoose Ha!
 Sorator13: That's one way to clear a clogged pipe, I suppose
 Nigouki: healing potion with an expiration date. after that passes if become Mystery Potion :3
 RandomTrivia: The suspicious stew method 
 Sorator13: I thought you mixed all the expired potions together in a big cauldron and then filled the vials again
atlr: i like this music
 Sorator13: it's good music
 Nigouki: the more things you mix together the more brown it becomes, so that's not very appealing
 NewtyNewts: with a GUN
 Sorator13: gun!
 KaleidoscopeMind: is he a winter olympics mascot?
 SkylerRingtail: They lose all their cards after each adventure, unless the card specifies otherwise
 tidehollowcat: They do lose their equipment.
 SkylerRingtail: Ex: The Cat sticks around
 SkylerRingtail: Cheap, mass produced adventuring supplies. Truly, capitalism
 Kentosaurus: that tracks
 Sorator13: idk, I think you could display it, it just shouldn't have any appeal
 Sorator13: alternatively, canny shopkeepers could display an empty display stand and *say* that it's an invisibility cloak
 TheMerricat: @Sorator13 Depends how gulible the hero is. 
 Sorator13: only sold pre-packaged
 kusinohki: "did you enjoy my mannequins displaying the invisibility cloak?"  - "what mannequins?" - "exactly!"
 saucemaster5000: This is def one of those game I enjoyed a ton and just didn't get it to the table enough because there were too many phases
 SkylerRingtail: Graham is correct. Every player drafts a hero first, then selling happens
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 TheMerricat: It's all on the stack.
 HadesLeprechaun: They've been in high demand
 TheMerricat: Chat I'm getting the feeling the shopkeepers don't really care about their heros...
 kusinohki: "I can't sell you my best gear.  you'll most likely die"
 NewtyNewts: Reminder: 2 stars for matt
Shadowsoflife: ^
DigitalSeahorse:  I found a "squash" emote
Shadowsoflife: Interesting
DigitalSeahorse: suuuuuure
 NewtyNewts: That looks like a particular non-squash object
 TheNerdWonder: don't warry...be stabby
DigitalSeahorse: it looks just like a thingy
   LoadingReadyRun:  got some new background music tonight, hope you like it
 NewtyNewts: I'm liking it just fine, nice background beats
DigitalSeahorse: this is nice chill jazz
 enbyKriss: @LoadingReadyRun  
 NewtyNewts: Does the money turn into points at the end of the game?
   LoadingReadyRun: it does!
 raulghoulia: I got a rock
DigitalSeahorse: a stick! 
Shadowsoflife: is it a big rock?
 SkylerRingtail: *Shakes head* No Brand Loyalty (tm) from this Cleric, smh
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Reminds me of the "Frasier" with the dyslexic actress.  "Look out, he has a nug!"
 MrGibberish: Hello friends!
Shadowsoflife: o/
 e_bloc: last words - "oh, gee"
 MrGibberish: Is this game 1?
Shadowsoflife: Think so
 NewtyNewts: It is
 red_shoes_jeff: The Cat Returns
 HadesLeprechaun: Their unsent gold during selling also stays with them if they survive
 HadesLeprechaun: In addition to loot
 NewtyNewts: They haven't had too much unspent gold
   LoadingReadyRun: I think they both spent all their money
 HadesLeprechaun: Aaah k, been trying to keep track but its been hars
 HadesLeprechaun: Just making sure
 NewtyNewts: I think it actually ends up with either G or Matt, just based on there being 4 people and 4 cards
 Twilight_Spark: Menacing questions.
 Twilight_Spark: Yes, I do want my kitty cat back.
 RatherLargeToad: but what if I really want it to?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 glitched_goddess: “the sohei who did NOT die…”
 NewtyNewts: Good reference streamer
EbDorian: Is he single?
ChargingFurret: lovely catch up mechanic
 NewtyNewts: Does that include discarding the double-upgraded things?
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 NewtyNewts: Oh phew, that sounded damn awful if you could destroy it all in one go
ChargingFurret: the staff was sold as a crutch to help carry the heavy stuff
EbDorian: we are entering our corporate-espionage era
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
 gsyhiap: Now he's a holey guy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 red_shoes_jeff: "The sohei, who did NOT not die..."
DigitalSeahorse:   
 HadesLeprechaun: It looks like you guys have the Chaotic Goods expansion promo from the KS, do you also have The Black Market expansion?
 HadesLeprechaun: that's base game and Chaotic Goods, yeah
 HadesLeprechaun: that's how I knew
 saucemaster5000: This is a surprisingly hard game to bring to the table -- more complicated than a party game, more silly than a deeper game
 gsyhiap: "How many customers did you doom today?"
 saucemaster5000: I tried playing this in a bar once with 6 players... no one knew what was goin on
 HadesLeprechaun: I found this to be a pretty standard regular weight game, a good game for board gamers who just don't have or want to play a 3+ hour euro that night, lol
 gsyhiap: Yeah, this seems too complex for bar play
 saucemaster5000: oh yeh I agree with that
 HadesLeprechaun: I think anything more than like Skull or Flip 7 is too much for a bar game, haha
 red_shoes_jeff: Magic helmet?
 SkylerRingtail: I wasn't fully paying attention; is this the second or third attempt at the Demon Prince? 1 hit is always inflicted, even if every hero fails to hit. To ensure the game ends eventually
 saucemaster5000: for its rules and phases, you need pretty experienced board gamers to be willing to go along with a game that should last 45-1hr and is pretty light
   LoadingReadyRun: this is the second turn with the demon
EbDorian: head-protection is inherently magical
 SkylerRingtail: @LoadingReadyRun Roger.
 saucemaster5000: @HadesLeprechaun I mean skull is the classic bar game. Or liar's dice.
 HadesLeprechaun: errand boy! Fetch me that water pail
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 HadesLeprechaun: bodega cat!
 Sorator13: there's only room for one pet in this shop, buddy
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
 HadesLeprechaun: these heroes seem to be afraid of the giant demon god
 red_shoes_jeff: He's a demon SLAYER, not a demon SURVIVOR.
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HadesLeprechaun: and with no rules explanation!
 Mazrae: Woo got here at the end of this round, how are things going in here
 Dog_of_Myth: Time to speed run the bosses
 lamina5432: after the first turn it went pretty fast
 red_shoes_jeff: I'll have to catch this next shopping trip later.
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 HadesLeprechaun: The Black Market expansion, if you ever end up with it, is an easy include, it's 90% just more items, heroes, etc, with basically just one actually new simple mechanic
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, Black Market Baby Road Show... Really takes me back
 TehAmelie: what's the word, chat?
 Sorator13: the word is: pineapple
 TehAmelie: ooh
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 (Bill Hader smirks) "Don't say the secret word, Mindy."
EbDorian: ananas
 ShaneLeeAtk: O had some delicious grilled pineapple at a Korean BBQ yesterday.
 TehAmelie: i'd like a pineapple pizza right now
 enbyKriss: Ananas
 TehAmelie: just woke up at 2:40. what a time to be awake
 TehAmelie: aah!
 Sorator13: ahh!
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 SkylerRingtail: Oh, it sure is possible
 Sorator13: then you have to start suiting up yourself and heading out there
 enbyKriss: 
 TehAmelie: basically the same rules as Broforce, eh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: F
 RatherLargeToad: Everything’s free!
 SkylerRingtail: Young Hero is a promising start
 Sorator13: so the boss says it goes to a minimum of 5, but the dragon knight doesn't
 Sorator13: so would something that is priced at 10 be free this round for the dragon knight?
 TehAmelie: but only for them, huh. i can follow this game
 NotCainNorAbel: What order does it stack?  Is it Hero and the Monster or Monster then Hero?
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a good dog
 TehAmelie: what price is that dog in the window♫
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Even the Shadow King's heart would melt before a shop dog in the window.
   LoadingReadyRun: Shadow Knight (w/ rider)
EbDorian: even on AFK, we cannot escape Calyerx 
 HadesLeprechaun: you said all those items in the cadence of Fairly Odd Parents
 ShaneLeeAtk: Same, Matt. And I am here for it
EbDorian: Dragonite v. Calyrex (Shadow Rider), who wins?
EbDorian: "My ninja's got a gun, you better run~" 🎵
   LoadingReadyRun: The Dragon Knight's strategy of "not paying for things" seems strong
 TheWriterAleph: 
EbDorian: 
   LoadingReadyRun: I bet the lich is regretting bringing the stinky troll back to life 
EbDorian: Do liches have a sense of smell though?
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: "I regret. We shall speak on this no further."
ghyllnox: I sure hope not
JadedCynic: @EbDorian "Yes, we do; we still haven't been able to figure out how to turn it off."
EbDorian: succession crisis incoming
 e_bloc: 666
DigitalSeahorse: I pick cookies
JadedCynic: gesundheit
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
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BalthusHomewood: Good evening everyone
EbDorian: @BalthusHomewood 
DigitalSeahorse: dragon from the matrix
 e_bloc: its the new big bad
 Sorator13: Dragonite! I choose you!
 CaptainSpam: end
EbDorian: 
 HadesLeprechaun: Dragon Knight is "I Can Solo Her" at this point
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 ArtDecoSunburn: Good game. Thanks for playing, LRR folks.
 HadesLeprechaun: very medium weight! Which I quite enjoy
 CaptainSpam: 100 100 100 100 100
 Sorator13: thanks for a chill stream!
 ArtDecoSunburn: I appreciate that it's a game that lends itself to emergent narrative and table banter.
 e_bloc: in the world
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Tree-fiddy?
 drexciya808: o7
 Sorator13: I'm doing my part!
 goombalax: Circle K
ghyllnox: McD's, maybe
 CaptainSpam: "If everyone gave us $1 a month, that'd be a ludicrous amount of money.  So make it $2."
 e_bloc: they should pay you $2 to drink tim hortons
JadedCynic: it'd be a REALLY small coffee
 ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam Kind of like that knight from Bargain Quest.
petey_vonwho: Is there a Matt mat?
 Sorator13: Mentioned it before, but y'all sold out of the signed playmats before I even loaded up the store earlier 
 drexciya808: instructions unclear, bought a beer
 lamina5432: gnight
 drexciya808: 
EbDorian: 
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc An eight hour marathon of Cameron chugging them down when he hasn't the energy to brew his own . . .
 HadesLeprechaun: @CaptainSpam honestly I read a while ago that it's best practice to have $2 to be the minimum, because Patreons take makes $1 patrons like, barely worth it at all
Jennie_Fuchsia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 129 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Jennie_Fuchsia! (Today's storm count: 33)
 HadesLeprechaun: but may depend on how large the account is
 drexciya808: packaging asmr is hard to deny
 rosesmcgee: e-cycling
 ArtDecoSunburn: A Bitcoin rig, is that what they call it?
 drexciya808: can we land it let's go
 Vinewood_OG: Yesssss!!!!
DoodlestheGreat: YAY!
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ArtDecoSunburn Just a mining rig. Crypto is all flavours of the same fhunctions
DigitalSeahorse:   somehow I was gifted two of these this month
 drexciya808: much love
JadedCynic: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving I don't respect crypto to give a BLEEP about names of 'currencies'
 Vinewood_OG:   
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 33 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 32, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 0), bits cheered: 1771, new followers: 0, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
DigitalSeahorse:   
JadedCynic: and 'bit' is half the keystrokes of 'crypto'
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @JadedCynic Well, that makes two of us.
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
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 drexciya808: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
Shadowsoflife: da bits
 Dog_of_Myth:    
EbDorian: 
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving I was ansewring a question about the terminology, not delivering a thesis in support of crypto.
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