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Firstscion: Nice get to catch one of these live usually a VOD Hog
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loufghyslaufey: thanK yOU FOR haVING US whEELER! ITS GReat 2 BEEKeep Here!
Dog_of_Myth:
theycallhimben: I went to Canada once. It seemed nice.
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Simriel: Yes, remember give Serge 5 Dollars in front of Wheeler
Omnipotrevor: Isn't that Graham's thing though?
SnackPak_: they're all asleep
Tattybojangles69: Am British, can confirm, I deserve it
theycallhimben: I'm British and it would be a better impression if it went 'oi u slag I'll stab you up outside nandos innit I swear on me gran.'
lamina5432: evenin
tryllebanjo: Big fan of recycling here.
circusofkirkus: so each player plays solitaire for an hour?
CrossXhunteR: jangle that wham
e_bloc: we don't want anyone to feel bad
Micalovits: *clap clap clap*
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definenull:
I could go for some berries and cream 
tryllebanjo: Daaaaaaaaawwww Djeeesus!
e_bloc: only if you do the tennis grunting
Micalovits: Serge is now 11 points
CrossXhunteR: tamiyo, inquisitive student to 1. some other stuff
termi385: Serge to 11?
theycallhimben: Canlander sounds like a fun format, it would be cool if it started getting played in my local nerdosphere but I am a very lazy man and I will not be the change I want to see in the world.
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kristof162028: serge did u bring food again
EmmaPartlow: WHAMJANGLE
definenull: We can now feel the rain on our skin!
CrossXhunteR: now i wonder how long ago TOR got banned in modern
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theycallhimben: I hope The One Ring gets reprinted in The Hobbit and a thousand voices are raised in inexplicable anguish
loufghyslaufey: "Somehow the ONE ring stills tempts thee..."
circusofkirkus: Free the Rain on your skin
Territan: I have to say I've seen the word a few times before, and I'm sure what was being jangled was not a "wham."
e_bloc: gotta die to something
CrossXhunteR: does Spell Seeker see play outside of seeker walk combo? just like the most fair spell seeker?
EmmaPartlow: Also, Canadian Highlander.
ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
Mattmitchell45: Jobin's Jeer-os
loufghyslaufey: You named a deck after a local player?
e_bloc: who hasn't won with a terrible deck
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EbDorian: @CrossXhunteR Storm can also play it
thraximore:
Kentosaurus: that was a very dramatic example
EmmaPartlow: @ekplayscards Hello fellow Whamjangler
Tom_Bruise: It's that or Midanimator and, well, that's just too mid-forward
loufghyslaufey: Gross. Why make your partner even want that from you?
e_bloc: chain of acid could technically do it right
The_Wizard_L: Lets go UW tempo!
Mattmitchell45: Wife Guy without Wife decks I kept finding made understanding that name quite confusing
definenull: Not food fight?
Dog_of_Myth:
hd_dabnado: he found Strip lock
flatluigi: so game one goes to wheeler
Churchycol: UW Tempo on Serge vs Wheeler on Blue moon and I think Serge won 2-1
e_bloc: so I'm guessing the life/death spoiler from prestream was Wheeler's deck
Churchycol: wheeler was in his concussion era
tryllebanjo:
CrossXhunteR: when in doubt, play fucked up MH3 cards
Dog_of_Myth: Rare Serge win with the die
theycallhimben: Do you think Tamiyo hates it when people call her 'Tammy'?
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LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
tryllebanjo: @CrossXhunteR MH4 mythic: Dropkick your opponent.
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UtilityPunk: @theycallhimben She prefers Tamantha
CrossXhunteR: is that a Quag Feast that was pitched?
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LRRbot: Malakir Rebirth [B] (back: Malakir Mire) | Instant | Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
thraximore: wowza
definenull: scam? what is this, 2023/2024?
theycallhimben: Spideywaifu nooo
LRRbot: Currency Converter [1] | Artifact | Whenever you discard a card, you may exile that card from your graveyard. / {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {T}: Put a card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard. If it's a land card, create a Treasure token. If it's a nonland card, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token.
Fruan: Moooom! Wheeler is griefing!
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
flatluigi: did serge draw?
CrossXhunteR: draw for teferi?
Churchycol: Draw the card serge
Micalovits: Did Serge draw from 3feri?
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EbDorian:
Terrible news everyone, USA has taken a 1–0 lead over Canada, in the 1st inning of the WBC quarterfinal 
Fruan: Turned out 3feri is a messed up card.
chaostreader: is that Teferi in another language?
CrossXhunteR: currency converter has so many words
flatluigi: no serge just stops reading cards
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
FurthestChunk: damn this back seat is real wide huh
theycallhimben: Go Snappy go you can do it!
flatluigi: i mean, missed triggers are the one thing that's good for chat to do
e_bloc: in the end, who really was griefed
LRRbot: True-Name Nemesis [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [3/1] | As this creature enters, choose a player. / This creature has protection from the chosen player.
CrossXhunteR: ooh, urborg's in play
tryllebanjo: Back in my day, Llanowar weren't wasted.
DigitalSeahorse:
Wheeler's sleeves 
CrossXhunteR: nemesis with jitte is quite strong
Churchycol: @CrossXhunteR tale as old as time
e_bloc: one night in boom-boom and the worlds your oyster
thraximore: dicky g frowns upon you
MichaelSnowbird: somedays are someday
gawag_: I want to get off Mr Yaegers wild ride
Micalovits: Is James hiding beneath the table?
e_bloc: now we can ultimate teferi
Dog_of_Myth:
CrossXhunteR: you know, lands.
MichaelSnowbird: small violins Serge
CrossXhunteR: serge played more pointed cards that game (ignore wheeler binning a mox in his 48 land game)
e_bloc: I mean the conversion rate at the moment is pretty awful
e_bloc: if only Serge just forgot to put lands in his deck
CrossXhunteR: arent true name and saga both pointed
ignitionpoint: she wife my guy till I reanimidrange
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
kristof162028: hey ben is there rakdos reanimidrange in highlander right now?
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
flatluigi: how many lan--
CrossXhunteR: @kristof162028 i think it may have been played in the year end
DigitalSeahorse: how much does it cost to make custom sleeves that are quality sleeves?
flatluigi: oop i was behind somehow
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Symbiote Spider-Man [2{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [2/4] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Find New Host — {2}{U/B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains this card's other abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.
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LRRbot: Stern Scolding [U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell with power or toughness 2 or less.
ekplayscards: that card almost ruled
Fruan: Fool of a spider-man!
Tom_Bruise: Fool of a parker
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
CrossXhunteR: i bought Symbiote Spider-Man because of the North 100 review of SPM
Izandai: Skv'x is indeed a pretty cool card.
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Azeroth's RUNES Champion!
Aarek: @BrowneePointz I literally said that outloud
gualdhar: something something reading the card explains the card
RatekStormcrow: Learning German explains the card
theycallhimben: 'Mensch von Achtenlegger'
ArtDecoSunburn: @gualdhar Lesenkartenverstandenkartenheit?
CrossXhunteR: oh, it's not even mill. hidden info is nice
Micalovits: Mom lives!
Fruan: Reading the card leaves no impression whatsoever on the short term memory.
BrowneePointz: Symbiote Spidey seems REAL good
CrossXhunteR: i love a 3 mana 2/4
CrossXhunteR: i love it even more that white got a 3 mana 3/4 recently
flatluigi: !card mother of runes
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Worldly Tutor [G] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put the card on top.
flatluigi: !card spellqueller
LRRbot: Spell Queller [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, exile target spell with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
The_Wizard_L: spellqueller the GOAT
CrossXhunteR: !decks
Micalovits: They are extra good with reanimation effects
The_Wizard_L: I've started running aven mincensor to have another kinda-spell queller
The_Wizard_L: er
The_Wizard_L: aven interrupter
Micalovits: !decks
LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
CrossXhunteR: aang is okay at doing it too, which is what i was going to look for in serge's list
UtilityPunk:
Serge is angling to get doublebanned, I see
The_Wizard_L: Ya, only annoying thing about Aang is that they can immedietely replay it if they have the 2 >.<
Micalovits: Wheeler aiming to hardcast Archeon
Dog_of_Myth:
@The_Wizard_L Drannith says no. 
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
The_Wizard_L: Real
BathroomBrewsMTG: First time catching this live. wooh
CrossXhunteR: the john cena movie?
GasCityGaming: blockers was 2018
LRRbot: Witch-Blessed Meadow (front: Witch Enchanter) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
Izandai:
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Tom_Bruise: I'm still peeved the backside of that card isn't called "Enchanted Ditch"
tryllebanjo:
@Tom_Bruise
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. / Reconfigure {2}
thraximore: hope you like LANDS
CrossXhunteR: can ben hardcast an atraxa with this board state
Izandai: Yup.
Micalovits: Assuming serge doesn't have W up to stop deathrite making blue
LRRbot: Currency Converter [1] | Artifact | Whenever you discard a card, you may exile that card from your graveyard. / {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {T}: Put a card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard. If it's a land card, create a Treasure token. If it's a nonland card, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Not as long as serge holds up mana
flatluigi: i really want to know how many lands are in wheeler's list and not as a bit
e_bloc: a card so nice he played it twice
LRRbot: Hive of the Eye Tyrant | Land | If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
LRRbot: Wan Shi Tong, Librarian [XUU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [1/1] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / When Wan Shi Tong enters, put X +1/+1 counters on him. Then draw half X cards, rounded down. / Whenever an opponent searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on Wan Shi Tong and draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Birb
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Toxxick: He who knows ten thousand things!?
CrossXhunteR: love this bird
Churchycol: wa'shington coming in hot
Fruan: Fantastic episode of AtlA, fantastic bird.
CrossXhunteR: !card lion sash
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. / Reconfigure {2}
Pharmacistjudge: psionic blast from the top rope
Izandai: Wan Shi Tong has vigilance, Serge.
e_bloc:
CrossXhunteR: good bird
Fruan: Can't catch that owl napping
e_bloc: owls have vigilance because they can turn their heads 315 degrees
Izandai: Thaaaaat's Magic!
raulghoulia: that serge ban can't come soon enough
radioshackraider: You build one cube for James Turner and suddenly you have his curse
Dog_of_Myth:
Micalovits: Cause you did it TWICE
Tattybojangles69: 99 lands + Wife is a bold move
Pharmacistjudge: you deserve it from time to time
Diabore: strays? that was sighted
CrossXhunteR: he said it to your soul
e_bloc: serge and games where someone seems to have the wrong number of lands in their deck, name a more distinctive combo
vinopinguino: Scoped
hd_dabnado: thats not a stray thats a shotgun
Hewdra: like seven
tryllebanjo: Like uh. 3?
Micalovits: !decks
Izandai: The streamer asking the chat how many lands he's playing is an interesting reversal.
Micalovits: 32, 4 double faced
CrossXhunteR: 32 lands, and you saw like a third of them
Fruan: I don't think you're running enough land, tbh
e_bloc: including 18 surveil lands
hypethos: chat he should go to 30 lands
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
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StickInMud: see the fun thing about statistics is, worst case, he still would have drawn 8
LRRbot: Stitcher's Supplier [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards.
ekplayscards: rekt
BrowneePointz: Nah fam, I live to play Vengevine
Pharmacistjudge: you lost your Jeskai roots
ekplayscards: some of us like to live or die by the winota flips
ekplayscards: @BrowneePointz that's culture right there
Dog_of_Myth: Hey, Siege Rhino doesn't deserve that slander
Territan: Sorry, I just read that as "winota FLAPS" for some reason.
EbDorian: hate to break it to Wheeler, but I think it's been happening non-stop since Siege Rhino
Micalovits: I live to go fast, red and goblins
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
kristof162028: maybe cabal ritual if we r feeling spicy wheeler?
ArtDecoSunburn: @BathroomBrewsMTG I assume this because most of the time LRR streams you're brewing IPAs in the bathroom?
BrowneePointz: @ekplayscards Look i'm a semi-boomer. two of my fave cards in all of magic are Vengevine and Seismic Assault
CrossXhunteR: it was a good removal spell too
ekplayscards: Seismic Assault is my guilty pleasure
Izandai:
flatluigi: should've put in a demon of cruelty
BrowneePointz: Valgavoth I bet
thraximore: that's big moth
Izandai: Serge, Grislebrand famousely costs 8 mana.
Izandai: *famously
LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
Dog_of_Myth:
Mindfire13: Any Changelings?
hypethos: crab crab crab!
vinopinguino: Idk wheeler, seems like a pilot error 😅
chris_hat: elder demon, even
Micalovits: Crab!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Griselbrand costs 8, Serge. A 7/7 that you can pay 7 life to draw 7 cards, obviously wouldn't cost 9.
unowngnome: Unholy crab!
LRRbot: Harbinger of the Seas [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Islands.
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ekplayscards: CRASHING IN
RockPusher:
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth:
kristof162028: well i think ben is bringing mono white ruin ur evening on the next fnpf highlander
Territan: Just checking, is someone clipping this?
EbDorian: _that_ one was a stray
Izandai:
OldUncleDan: If you got time for Lemons, you got time for Demons. (It amuses me they don't rhyme.)
ekplayscards: MFW Jason is just trolling wheeler
Tom_Bruise: I'm sorry, I thought this format was about playing whatever you historically loved in MTG?
niccus: ruin-my-evening
vinopinguino: A poor artist blames its tools
DigitalSeahorse: Jason mentioned on Friday the 13th!
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@niccus 
cmdrud87:
seens like a skill issue on wheeler's part. 
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CrossXhunteR: how soft was this tournament?
DigitalSeahorse:
Mindfire13: Monkey paw curls. Fleshmad Steed is now in your hand.
Marvoleath: !decks
definenull: this might be the most tiltiest Wheeler has been on stream, after the double stifle
chris_hat: with one creature in yard that card gets vamp to get metafan to reanimate
OldUncleDan: A poor tool blames the artist.
CrossXhunteR: it's true
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore: LMAO
hidingbox: damn getting called out
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: gott'em
Pharmacistjudge: Monday’s are quite serious
ekplayscards: Whamjangle emphasis on the WHAM
Dog_of_Myth: hahahha
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lol
thraximore: hahahahaha
evethernet: wheeler "i get to not play blue" benjamin
vinopinguino: Let's all boo wheeler chat
BrowneePointz: Could be worse. They could be picking you up from a Chic-Fil-A
vinopinguino: For being a party pooper
Mr_Bitterness:
Mr_Horrible: it's a damn bloodbath in the YJ
stnrwzrd: dilly dilly dilly
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Unsporting Conducts for both.
Cptasparagus: someone get this man a Snickers, he's hungry
ArtDecoSunburn: @Pharmacistjudge Mondays are for closers.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Maybe this is why he's the king of losing in the finals
Micalovits: No, I played pro tour winner Christoffer Larsen in round 2 wheeler
RockPusher: hahahahahhaa
DigitalSeahorse:
radioshackraider: It's nice watching Serge tilt Wheeler out
Mr_Horrible: Blainestorm is when you do 3 pieces of street magic in a row, but then 2 of them disappear
tryllebanjo:
This poor man
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz Don't remind me. We're getting one in my town apparently. I almost vomited when I found out.
raulghoulia: he was really excited to not play blue at the beginning of the week too
Pharmacistjudge: I would face forced both if you to take a long walk if I was judging this
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
DigitalSeahorse:
fcloud: wheeler draws five lands, mulligans to try for six
hidingbox: To be fair, Trenton didn't win so who truly has it tough?
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oop
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise But sometimes what you love is in no way viable.
Mr_Horrible: ironically the fairest Scam ever
CrossXhunteR: flying karnstructs are hot
luckyalien013: Wheeler imagine how good it would have felt to jam eldazi right now
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Pharmacistjudge: they are good friends and the drama is heightened for the camera. please do not do this at your LGS
TheAlmightyCheddar: I think ive lost every time ive scammed grief in canlandee
Gooseblast:
First two games didn't count
OldUncleDan: Your fault for listening to him, Wheeler.
vinopinguino: You got played
Mr_Horrible: Ohhhhh it's a setup it's a setup it's a setup it's a Ohhhhhh it's a setup it's a setup
hd_dabnado: Ben i told oyu to play UR Bots this is your fault
luckyalien013: Lesson learned always trust chat never trust Serge
Izandai:
ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan There goes the turn lane for three quarters of a mile.
ekplayscards: This is where i'd put the smog. IF I HAD IT
CrossXhunteR: saga on 2 means you can have the mana on 3 to make another karnstruct, right?
EbDorian:
Feel the smog on your lungs 
e_bloc: smog is not a land
DoodlestheGreat: Wheeler is having a fit.
evethernet: wheeler sowing "i get to not play blue" vs wheeler "what the fuck is this hand"
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
ArtDecoSunburn: Wouldn't German "wife" guy cards be "Frau" guy cards?
LRRbot: Witherbloom Apprentice [BG] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
hd_dabnado: he THREW that wife guy
Gooseblast: G U Y
OldUncleDan: @ArtDecoSunburn Luckily, it's on the other end of town. But I just hate that it is going to be anywhere near me.
e_bloc: skull punching can be played anytime you could cast an instant
evethernet: we're gonna see him playing citadel storm at the next whamjangle
Territan: Concussion™: The Home Game!
fcloud: @e_bloc does it use the stack? can we get a ruling. rosewater?
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
tryllebanjo: mawwiage
e_bloc: but what if misdirection
Micalovits: Now he just needs their cigars
ArtDecoSunburn: @OldUncleDan Understand. At least it will be closed on Sundays. So one day your town is free of it.
RockPusher: Wife Guy primed
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Strixhaven, that Orzhov Ral art they showed this week for the wfirst story article was great
OldUncleDan: @ArtDecoSunburn Nod.
ekplayscards: wheeler said the magic word
JRandomHacker: I'm in favor of more Magic in Chicago
hd_dabnado: its fucked up, Shoebox has been great so far though
Mr_Bitterness: I wish I was at Magic Con Chicago again
ekplayscards: yes wheeler, we should be getting peking duck in chicago rn
hypethos: calling it now chain of smog is last card in deck
vinopinguino: Don't let em serge
Cptasparagus: Chicago wasn't allowed to have GPs for over a decade, wouldn't want to let them have too much
Hewdra: great city you should all come visit
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
Pharmacistjudge: yes
CrossXhunteR: saga is such a messed up card
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
ekplayscards: BONE
ArtDecoSunburn: The best cultural meme about Chicago in 2025/2026 are "Da Pope" jokes.
Pharmacistjudge: fighting over who gets to eat Ajani
tryllebanjo: It's in the bone! It's in the bone!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Hewdra It's about the platonic ideal of an American city to visit.
chaps_the_goblin_king: Chicago Pope - this fall on CBS
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
e_bloc: my bones didnt vote for him
RockPusher: Just a little push
tryllebanjo: @chaps_the_goblin_king "ey im popeing off over here"
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ekplayscards: suns getting real low
ArtDecoSunburn: @chaps_the_goblin_king After "Chicago Improv" and "Illinois Governor's Upstate Office in Chicago." All produced by Dick Wolf.
EbDorian:
@e_bloc you don't vote for emperors
fcloud: @EbDorian you do if you know what's good for you
LRRbot: Demonic Counsel [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Demon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for any card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Tom_Bruise: oh no, not the crustacean of domination
thraximore: !card crabomination
LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
hd_dabnado: the fortell guy is cool
avjamethyst: the boast demonic tutor guy
hd_dabnado: foretell*
thraximore: huh. I had no idea it was a demon
Dog_of_Myth: Demon wall?
EbDorian:
@fcloud 
Marvoleath:
definenull: how bout changeling rec sage?
CrossXhunteR: what is "emerge from artifact"?
neisan2112: Should have an Archfiend of the Dross
tryllebanjo: @ArtDecoSunburn Think you mean Penis Lupus, SIR
ArtDecoSunburn: @tryllebanjo "He draws a rosary, you draw a scapular. He pulls a Hail Mary, you call a meeting of the bishops. That's the Chicago Pope way."
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Micalovits: May I suggest only paying 3 for the channel?
Hewdra: @CrossXhunteR alt casting cost. you can sac an artifact and pay the Emerge from Artifact cost reduced by the sacced artifact's mana value
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
ArtDecoSunburn: @EbDorian Seven people in the Holy Roman Empire did from 1356 to 1806.
ckupf: rot curse rakshasa would be a good two drop demon
thaneofstuff: I am a bit surprised at the low amount of 2 drop Demons that exist anywhere in MTG. It's Blade of the Oni, Rakshasa Deathdealer, and draft cards
fcloud: "no one had rights or a vote but the king / in fact you might say he was fairly right-wing"
ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud Slightly to the right of Attila the Hun.
CrossXhunteR: the fun part about ghost vacuum is the 1/1s it makes aren't token copies, they are just the actual cards with a P/T modifier
DigitalSeahorse: grief that goes away forever sounds nice
Territan: Grief-flinging... is that like a depression-focus blamethrower?
OldUncleDan: I eat my grief all the time.
EbDorian:
@ArtDecoSunburn well played! 
goombalax: @thaneofstuff Dream Devourer and Rot-Curse Rakshasa are worth mentioning
tryllebanjo: @ArtDecoSunburn Anyone ever wondered how the history of humanity would be different, if he was Atilla the Fun?
Mattmitchell45: @thaneofstuff Demons in MTG truly oscilate between being a very specific thing and being anything depending on the setting
Izandai: @ArtDecoSunburn So called because it was neither holy nor roman.
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
ArtDecoSunburn: @tryllebanjo The late Roman Emperor would quake at how much fun his epic parties were.
EbDorian:
@Izandai nor an empire by some definitions
Izandai: Does the Mockingbird get to copy the karnstruct here?
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature — Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
Tom_Bruise: To answer your question; yes
tryllebanjo:
@ArtDecoSunburn Truly they were to die for
Izandai: Why'd Wheeler discard the Crabomination?
chaostreader: ^
CrossXhunteR: @Izandai it can, since 0 mana was spent to cast it and the karnstruct is 0 mana
CrossXhunteR: @Izandai grief?
tryllebanjo: @Izandai More of a lobster guy
MrPipboy3000: @Izandai embarrassment
Izandai: @CrossXhunteR Grief hit the Harvester.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
RockPusher: Wheeler truly getting his wham jangled this session
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.
fcloud: @RockPusher the jangler has become the janglee
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @RockPusher you either retire the jangler or play long enough to get jangled
CrossXhunteR: it's a 1/1 with the karnstruct ability, right?
Pharmacistjudge: it’s a 1/1
ArtDecoSunburn: @Izandai Hey, the Wittelsbach Margrave of Brandenburg was as Roman as any 17th Century German guy, plus he bought his brother the Prince-Bishopric of Mainz fair and square! You talk like that again and he'll just invade Thuringia again for giggles.
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CrossXhunteR: !card urzas saga
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Marvoleath: The ability is +1/+1
Marvoleath: not */*
vinopinguino: We love to see it
UtilityPunk: Time to doubleban Serge. GGs
CrossXhunteR: bolas' citadel?
hidingbox: And play Black Lotus
ckupf: This feels like Serge got vengeance for 2-3 showdowns
e_bloc: some days you just get the brakes beaten off of you
Micalovits: If I play bad black cards, they better have the creature type "goblin"
e_bloc: man I wish tinker was in commander
jovens_v:
you're saying we should play U 
(i never played canlander)
General_Pants: I hope everyone is ready to see more swamps
cmdrud87: Just throw a Dina on the helm, and it's probably a fine commander-deck
nyc_mtg:
why play U when im constantly playing myself 
Dog_of_Myth: Time to get funky and get some snacks
thraximore:
hiya nyc 
gawag_: I was gonna say, I have not heard this funky jam on the stream breaks before but I love it
EbDorian: I take it Ulmer called in sick after all?
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ArtDecoSunburn: @gawag_ Giving some "Superstition" vibes.
shtevie3: catJAM
jovens_v:
man this is a bop 
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ArtDecoSunburn: @jovens_v Reminds me of the jazzy Sim City 2000 soundtrack.
DigitalSeahorse:
Izandai:
Micalovits: Maybe a player skill issue
DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore: I love the cards in it
CrossXhunteR: we got the cat-gator?
thraximore: I have questions about some inclusions
nyc_mtg: a smatter of swamp?
Hewdra: based
DigitalSeahorse:
goth mana
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
spawnofhastur: CLAMP! THAT! TWINK!
Territan: Not sure if phrasing...
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
jovens_v:
4 Clards 
DoodlestheGreat: This is a clard game?
LRRbot: Multiversal Passage | Land | As this land enters, choose a basic land type. Then you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / This land is the chosen type.
Tom_Bruise: Turn that twink into clamp! Turn that twink into clamp!
UnknownFriday: Ah, Serge is a frood? Is he hoopy as well?
Micalovits: Twinks love clamps
spawnofhastur: oh damn serge has the ability to bounce and replay cloud for WALUE
LoadingReadyRun: @Tom_Bruise Clamp that Twink! ....wait...maybe not
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LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Mr_Horrible: Green Sun's Peanits
hd_dabnado: Mana Fool of the Mana King
Mr_Horrible: in the stripped club
Kentosaurus: ha ha hee hee 2/2 mana fool
LRRbot: Elvish Reclaimer [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
thraximore: don't forget to shuffle it back in
Mr_Horrible: ooh, reclaimer, cool
spawnofhastur: i would just like to express that i hate dryad arbor.
jovens_v: I'm having my hopes up for a Liliana of the dark realms in Alex's deck
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
Mr_Horrible: they got Brad Pitt on FNPF???
DigitalSeahorse:
vinopinguino: @UnknownFriday He's a zarkin frood
Voidhawk42: That dog is a war criminal
Micalovits: I like dogs, but this dog? This dog I dislike
Mr_Horrible: play the 7Rebirth Bowowow music
spawnofhastur: Phelia is a googd dog. Comet is evil.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
spawnofhastur: Petting or playing chase
BrowneePointz: she's fetchin
realbadatthis_: @spawnofhastur two things can be true at once
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: god
thaneofstuff: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Not available at the moment
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's messed up
BrowneePointz: Cloud may be the Uber Twink but Vivi is still Best Boi
DigitalSeahorse: gross
spawnofhastur: I would like to suggest to you all to not sleep on Skateboard, that card is kinda bonkers
BrowneePointz: Yeppers!
spawnofhastur: I did, in fact!
LRRbot: Undiscovered Paradise | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return this land to its owner's hand.
Fractal_321: UDP lets gooooo
spawnofhastur: Sewer-vaillance Cam is also cracked AF
LRRbot: Consuming Corruption [BB] | Instant | Consuming Corruption deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
Izandai: Cloud's too muscly to be a twink. Man's a twunk for sure.
Territan: Gain a life, lose a life, cha cha cha.
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
hd_dabnado: I just played Judge's Tower and this land showed up
hd_dabnado: very funny
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
northos: Umezawa's YEET
DigitalSeahorse: blinkin' blinkers
DigitalSeahorse:
OldUncleDan: So, I missed the beginning of this match. Alex playing some sort of version of Black Mold?
Mr_Horrible: this keeps happening to Serge's opponents tonight
fcloud: cloud's not as swole as everyone thinks. that sword's mostly carbon fiber
Izandai: SERGE NO
ArtDecoSunburn: @thaneofstuff Heaven: "Your call is important to us. At the tone, please leave a message . . ."
Marvoleath: !decks
Tom_Bruise: I believe the description was Golgari Swamps-Matter
EbDorian:
the most sus turn of all time by Sergio, here 
RavagerMaths: serge live in 4k
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Spell Queller [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, exile target spell with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
northos:
@RavagerMaths I only see a 1080p option 
Izandai: @OldUncleDan "Black Green Swamps Matter"
RavagerMaths: @northos twitch pro options be wild
spawnofhastur: Alex's deck needs Thawing Glaciers
spawnofhastur: Everyone loves Thawing Glaciers
Tom_Bruise: At this point I think every deck that isn't Serge's UW list needs help
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Territan: Serge is just a BEAST tonight!
IbunWest: Beep beep
DigitalSeahorse:
Tom_Bruise: No sense in finding card swaps, just... just help
Izandai: FUCK Karakas
spawnofhastur: Wow, that sounds pointable *wink*
vinopinguino: Serge revenge tour
Izandai: Yeah it sucked.
fcloud:
legendary still means something 
it means "printed in 2026"
couchboyj: I remember when legendary meant your overcosted big vanilla idiot also had some extra pips in the casting cost
hd_dabnado: the surveil lands have stupid names to remember
LRRbot: Sylvan Ranger [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout Ranger [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad these ads are unobtrusive
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LRRbot: Archon of Emeria [2W] | Creature — Archon [2/3] | Flying / Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. / Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
gualdhar: wow Serge, known dog hater
EbDorian:
hypethos: dog is just diggin through the graveyard and exploring
Tom_Bruise: Now praytell, what is contained within "Instant Coffee Substitute" ?
Fruan: More and more evidence that Serge hates dogs
Dog_of_Myth: Love that Archon
IbunWest: Hate that archon
Tom_Bruise: Am ambivalent towards that archon
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Would they do a Karakas-focused tournament in Caracas?
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
cmdrud87: um, how?
LoadingReadyRun: @Tom_Bruise I think it is roasted chicory
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
fcloud: i didn't choose the loam life.
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
DigitalSeahorse: nice tendrils
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun wild seeing that bran name on a coffee-like product, they are mostly a meat company in here
DigitalSeahorse:
theamc2000: woodedswept heath
nyc_mtg: winded footheath
Juliamon:
yeah I'm MUCH more familiar with Krakus 
Micalovits: Footed Woodhills
ArtDecoSunburn: Windswept heath could totally support a Bronte Sister themed secret lair.
jovens_v: I hope alex plays Corrupt and gets to dome serge for lethal
Territan: Serge casts "Human Noises"
LoadingReadyRun: @Marvoleath my parents used to drink it all the time
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
DigitalSeahorse: "The 10 Drills of Corruption"
cmdrud87: oof
EbDorian: think Alex was interrupted from paying life for fetch there?
Tom_Bruise: wait, so is the idiot bird and bird that's an idiot, or is the idiot bird a bird that makes you feel like an idiot?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
hypethos: both
Micalovits: Correct
Tom_Bruise: Figured.
hidingbox: rough
DigitalSeahorse: doh
Juliamon: I should try chicory coffee again. It's been like... 30 years lmao
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth: Ooo that's a good one
Technobach: I love cosmo
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
BrowneePointz: okay but hear me out Alex, the art on the Zenith is SICK
Micalovits: So is the joke that Serge has been losing to much lately and you all are going soft on him?
rosesmcgee: Serge over here whamming everyone's jangles
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon New Orleans restaurants serve it as a local delicacy.
jovens_v: serge is on a Mox opener heater
Juliamon: Too bad I'm nowhere near there lol
Juliamon: seems like the stuff my mom used to buy (Kaffree Roma) still exists though
Tom_Bruise: well that's tempo for ya
evethernet: red cards...
evethernet: oh yeah
Marvoleath: I feel like chicory 'coffee' was most popular under the communist regime, back during the CCCP times in here, since you couldnt really get the real stuff easily
Marvoleath: but it's stil a
Marvoleath: still a kids drink nowadays
Marvoleath: (or for adults who just dont use caffeine ofc)
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
LRRbot: Soporific Springs (front: Sink into Stupor) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
EbDorian:
she's a human btw
hd_dabnado: meow meow
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Cptasparagus: I haven't heard the cat cover to that song before
hypethos: serge's idiot bird impression was spot on there
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Dryad of the Ilysian Grove [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph Dryad [2/4] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh, word?
thraximore: post oko
Mindfire13: Thats post Oko
EbDorian: ^
BrowneePointz: post oko serge
hd_dabnado: post nutto more like
northos: time is an illusion
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Mindfire13: Literally the set after Oko
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath I wonder if there's a divide between today's Eastern and Western Germany regarding a taste for those kinds of coffee substitutes
BrowneePointz: Post Oko Clarity
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
EbDorian:
@BrowneePointz You win
thraximore:
Cavemanhar: !decklist
Tom_Bruise: The flow of time has been convoluted for a *while* so understandable mistake Serge
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LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
fcloud: whose impression would win, serge's idiot bird or alex's obnoxious initiator
Mindfire13: Your mistake for not having 3 of the double-sided reminder card
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Festering Thicket | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
Marvoleath: enthiccen the nymph dryad
Micalovits: Can that dryad be more thicc?
LRRbot: Vernal Fen | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Tom_Bruise: We will not settle until that nymph puts Rob Leifeld to shame with his thiccness
thaneofstuff: d6 reroll 5,6
lamina5432: it’s twisted.
Mindfire13: d4, Serge
virgil82: Don't froth him!
DigitalSeahorse:
@virgil82 
twisted
kynelwynn: Hungry in Dungeon
LRRbot: The Gitrog Monster [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Horror [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
LRRbot: Echoing Deeps | Land — Cave | You may have this land enter tapped as a copy of any land card in a graveyard, except it's a Cave in addition to its other types. / {T}: Add {C}.
BrowneePointz: that art is SICK
BrowneePointz: holy crap
kumatsu: Alternately, Vesuva still would have entered thapped for the Festering Thicket
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
Tom_Bruise: never hurts to overthink, I suppose?
BrowneePointz: He's staring down the barrel of a 4/5. Swimming through the ashes of another life(NOTHER LIEEEEEEYF!)
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 2.
BrowneePointz: I cannot believe I made a Shinedown joke in 2026
LRRbot: Consuming Corruption [BB] | Instant | Consuming Corruption deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
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Dmc3628: ticker tape urborg in play
Micalovits: Gitrog is sick
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: how many options is too many options
Tom_Bruise: @e_bloc 37.
Tom_Bruise: If you have to choose between 37 options, that's too many
thraximore: !decks
EbDorian: the Cradle controls _you_
LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
CrossXhunteR: !card fast bond
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature — Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
termi385: does FotD enter tapped?
DigitalSeahorse:
AllTheWeasels: ruuuuuude lmao
Tom_Bruise: Serge, if you're going to be sorry, don't play the card. If you're going to play the card, don't be sorry.
hidingbox: stop the count! he's already dead!
Joecool190: did Alex take 1 for the fastbound too?
e_bloc: thats how things could have gone
DigitalSeahorse: what happened?
Marvoleath: Magic judges should get the Man in Black flash tech
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Tom_Bruise: idiot bird happened
dasdardly: impulse is fine
termi385: it's impulse
ToppHat: oh no Alex
Solo_Support:
ALEX
Tattybojangles69: Huge moves
Cavemanhar: at least this one doesnt fail
DigitalSeahorse:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh nooo
termi385: DO NOT take a fetch
e_bloc: interesting impulse
earthmoververa: sorcery speed impulse not too bad
realbadatthis_: nice impulse
dutchmoose: Impulse at three points
Marvoleath: played as if he didnt know, that;s commitment
e_bloc: how many points is impulse
LastCenturion: !card shimmer of possibility
LRRbot: Shimmer of Possibility [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
e_bloc: lol ty dutchmoose
DigitalSeahorse:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i probably woulda done the exact same thing tbqh
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
e_bloc: I 1000% would have done that just out of spite
BrowneePointz: Gotta say, the Clan Frame(the black Showcase) looks CLEAN in paper
BrowneePointz: it looks SO good
LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
e_bloc: if you're not cheating, you're not trying
xantos69: Serge gets to search off the Trophy?
MrPipboy3000: Serge get land from trophy?
kynelwynn: why'd Serge untap?
DigitalSeahorse:
Joecool190: yeah why did Serge untap?
Tom_Bruise: well if he's been cheating up until this point, might as well give his board vigilance
kynelwynn: creatures
Joecool190: you creatures
dasdardly: your attackers untapped
Joecool190: bird?
thraximore: @Joecool190 he only searched top 4
DigitalSeahorse: Snerge move
Joecool190: ahh
e_bloc: serge and alex are just testing to gain engagement
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: !clip
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@e_bloc 
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
ghyllnox: "But you're my friend, right? RIGHT?"
Tom_Bruise: We can't be playing this fast and loose! The wheels are gonna fall off this wagon any second like that!
thraximore: so that card you just drew
thraximore: I appreciate the gumption but uh
InfiniTokens: @Tom_Bruise It's ok there are wheels everywhere
thraximore: it's a choice
kynelwynn: makes zombos, Serge
DigitalSeahorse: F
e_bloc: crop would only be top 4 right
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
termi385: Wheeler's scared of the BOG
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: prime time v ponder in a top card peel-off is great
BrowneePointz: did Serge just go "nuh uh I have a barrier"
e_bloc: there arent any rules that say thats wrong
Tom_Bruise: just casually pulled out the everything-proof-shield next why don't ya
EbDorian: with no mana to cast, X = 0
e_bloc: but what about per the bylaws of one-card-snap
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
e_bloc: ok thats ice flow
LRRbot: Leechridden Swamp | Land — Swamp | This land enters tapped. / {B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 1 life. Activate only if you control two or more black permanents.
LRRbot: Spectacular Spider-Man [1W] | Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero [3/2] | Flash / {1}: Spectacular Spider-Man gains flying until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice Spectacular Spider-Man: Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
e_bloc: thawing glaciers is the repeatable metamorphic expanse
DigitalSeahorse:
gloamsworn: disgusting
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh he got da venom
BrowneePointz: Oh so Alex created Spiders-Man
DigitalSeahorse:
spidey got pinched
CrossXhunteR: it annoys me that the default-frame version of spectacular spider-man was a spotlight series promo. only printed as borderless in the various booster packs
BrowneePointz: for chat taht doesn't now, Spiders-Man is a colony of Spiders that Ate Peter and then believed they are Peter
LRRbot: Sanctifier en-Vec [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Protection from black and from red / When this creature enters, exile all cards that are black or red from all graveyards. / If a black or red permanent, spell, or card not on the battlefield would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Witch's Cottage | Land — Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
BrowneePointz: Witch's Cottage? This's Cottage!
ArtDecoSunburn: Now I'm imagining Owen Wilson as Rakdos.
LRRbot: Oracle of Mul Daya [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library.
CrossXhunteR: oh, like the blue land that sees play
RegularSir: Witches Cottage Cheese
InfiniTokens: Cottage core?
DigitalSeahorse:
O wOw O
CrossXhunteR: good paint?
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
CrossXhunteR: the green creatures will continue until morale improves
LRRbot: Wan Shi Tong, Librarian [XUU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit [1/1] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / When Wan Shi Tong enters, put X +1/+1 counters on him. Then draw half X cards, rounded down. / Whenever an opponent searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on Wan Shi Tong and draw a card.
xantos69: I sometimes wonder if people who huff paint have #opinions about the kind of paint that is best to huff. Like wine snobs.
nyc_mtg: washingtonnnn
spawnofhastur: today i learned that owls make explosion noises
e_bloc: and it has even more text
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Card reader, Serge?
nyc_mtg: !card cosmogrand zenith
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse:
spawnofhastur:
is Alex's deck technically a lands deck? 
CrossXhunteR: @Dread_Pirate_Westley i thought you were calling serge a card reader for a brief moment
CrossXhunteR: @spawnofhastur no, that was wheeler's deck earlier in the evening
gloamsworn: i just realized if you spend 5 mana that abomination is a strictly better serra angel
LRRbot: Consume Spirit [X1B] | Sorcery | Spend only black mana on X. / Consume Spirit deals X damage to any target and you gain X life.
spawnofhastur: wow that card is... real bad.
LithelyUnshod: Consume Spirit is exiled, fwiw
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. / Reconfigure {2}
xantos69: @spawnofhastur Not with Cabal Coffers.
BrowneePointz: holy shit did Alex just hit us with the KC and Jojo?
BrowneePointz: K-Ci*
seanmrwick: two spells, ah ah ah
spawnofhastur: @xantos69 nah it's still bad lmao
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: they did "Allll my liiiiife. I've been waiting for one like you"
xantos69: @spawnofhastur It goes to face.
LoadingReadyRun: These days MtG games sometimes sound like two little kids playing make believe. "The Ninja Turtles attack!" "Spider-man swings in and blocks!" "Oh ya? Well Sonic the Hedgehog runs up" "Sonic is eaten by Godzilla!"
spawnofhastur: @LoadingReadyRun they just need to team up with Fortnite to make it complete
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun I call that "the good old days"
spawnofhastur: again
gloamsworn: @spawnofhastur they already did a secret layer with them
spawnofhastur: see the "again"
gloamsworn: yeah sorry i had already hit enter when i saw it pop up on screen
LoadingReadyRun:
Maybe someday we'll be able to do the full Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun That would sound baller
Earthenone: universus beyond pbs classics would need to happen for mr rodgers right?
gloamsworn: @LoadingReadyRun hopefully universes beyon the product line is eradicated before it reaches that point
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
thaneofstuff: uh oh
LRRbot: Harbinger of the Seas [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Islands.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oop
Dog_of_Myth: uh oh has been called
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Got a BoP and a swamp on top, so not as bad as it could be.
ben_snipes: oh... oh no
EbDorian: "blub blub"
DigitalSeahorse:
oh nuuuuuu
thraximore: it's ok, you've got a basic on top
Fruan: Serge has been GETTING people with the Harbinger tonight.
Mindfire13: Layers are both the most interesting and the most confusing part of Magic.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CrossXhunteR: ooh, an island on top
DigitalSeahorse:
beach tiem
EbDorian:
property for who... Aquaman?! 
adept_nekomancer: If Harbinger and Blood Moon are (somehow) both in play, are the lands islands or mountains?
spawnofhastur:
Cosmogrand Zenith has been very good this game. It's never been that good for me. 
CrossXhunteR: put down the jitte, dog
spawnofhastur: @adept_nekomancer time stamps, iirc
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. / Reconfigure {2}
LRRbot: Sylvan Ranger [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout Ranger [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
maybe do some fishing? 
CrossXhunteR: wow, a boat
InfiniTokens: It could even be a boat!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dog trigger?
LRRbot: Drain Life [X1B] | Sorcery | Spend only black mana on X. / Drain Life deals X damage to any target. You gain life equal to the damage dealt, but not more life than the player's life total before the damage was dealt, the planeswalker's loyalty before the damage was dealt, or the creature's toughness.
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: was that thespians stage
ben_snipes: yeah
thaneofstuff: Looked like an Island to me
CrossXhunteR: finally, a lands mirror
DigitalSeahorse: eat more bananas, and yeah eat less sodium
LoadingReadyRun:
hard for the actors to perform on the thespians stage when it is under water
DigitalSeahorse: potassium and sodium need a good balance in the cells
DigitalSeahorse:
@CrossXhunteR 
EbDorian: USA 5–3 CAN, top 7th
TristalMTG: the ol' Thragtusk 5-3
EbDorian: does this count as a mirror-match?
lamina5432: the regrets
Dog_of_Myth:
SmashTCG: WOW
vinopinguino: wow
stnrwzrd: wooooooow
CrossXhunteR: is this enlightment
SmashTCG: True
Fruan: I don't want to come across as victim blaming, but Serge brings it on himself.
schordash: lrrSHINE lrrBartleby
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Curse of the Restless Dead [2B] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever a land enchanted player controls enters, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
CrossXhunteR: that's a hand only a mother could love
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: I cast! SEAL BUTTCRACK!
niccus: thought 4 thought
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: oo intense? Like the circus?
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
nyc_mtg: thought seize or goyf barrow?
CrossXhunteR: !card cabal coffers
LRRbot: Cabal Coffers | Land | {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.
LRRbot: Dimir House Guard [3B] | Creature — Skeleton [2/3] | Fear / Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate this creature. / Transmute {1}{B}{B}
LRRbot: Cabal Coffers | Land | {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i'd walk out
Mindfire13: Coffers isn't Stronghold, it needs mana to make mana
seanmrwick: silly question: Where do we find the decklists for the decks tonight?
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: Icetill Explorer [2GG] | Creature — Insect Scout [2/4] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / You may play lands from your graveyard. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.
seanmrwick: thank you, @Juliamon !
nyc_mtg: wife...
CrossXhunteR: commander card
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
thaneofstuff: They thought "Commander players will like this" and then they stopped thinking
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LoadingReadyRun: 99 problems but a Sedgemoor Witch ain't one?
CrossXhunteR: planeswalker and instant make it even bigger?
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
thaneofstuff: Yep, so that's lethal
CrossXhunteR: i am not a Push enjoyer
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: Obviously we're playing Warcraft so we're gonna Bug out with our Zugzug out
nyc_mtg: bug austin powers: do i make you hornet
DigitalSeahorse: uhhhh
LRRbot: Witch's Cottage | Land — Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
EbDorian:
Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business
spawnofhastur: Nethergoyf is cracked wheeler you crazy
CrossXhunteR: dang, it's a mythic
CrossXhunteR: you know what else costs 1 black mana? reanimating a barrowgoyf
thraximore: barrowgoyf is easily the best one. pyrogoyf is number 2
seanmrwick: I would have absolutely no way of knowing anything about legacy
BrowneePointz: Nethergoyf is a great card, but Barrowgoyf and Pyrogoyf are amazing cards
CrossXhunteR: @thraximore weird how that happens with the commander cards
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
gloamsworn: whooo deep-cavern bat my goat!
gloamsworn: noooo deep-cavern bat
Tom_Bruise: I personally believe that all cards are inferior compared to *hits scryfall random* Case of the Gorgon's Kiss?
grimace11: few things gonna feel worse than trophying a bat on t2
gloamsworn: i'n pretty sure serra angel is still the strongest creature right?
LoadingReadyRun: "The Worst Goyf" sounds like a children's book
LRRbot: Pillage the Bog [BG] | Sorcery | Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Plot {1}{B}{G}
CrossXhunteR: love weird stock up
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun it really does. Would this be a kind of "tuggernuts" kind of story, like Tuggernuts reads "the worst goyf"?
ArtDecoSunburn: Sounds like a Fifties Perry Mason title.
DigitalSeahorse:
thaneofstuff: In a heartbeat
jwholla: easy deal
SmashTCG: i thought you were gonna say " but you have to be jace"
Tom_Bruise: OK, maybe there are some cards better than Case of the Gorgon's Kiss, but surely nothing beats *hits scryfall random again* Bothersome Quasit?
seanmrwick: like awkward fart dot wav?
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
tehfewl: i already do that, now i get a hot gorgon wife?!
ArtDecoSunburn: I'd be more concerned about the Gorgon wife turning me to stone, no?
eshplode: @Tom_Bruise Great card!
offbeatwitch: @ArtDecoSunburn some people are into that
Mindfire13: In a Sultai deck: Pillage the Bog or Consult the Star Charts?
grimace11: charts
nyc_mtg: Mrs. vraska and Principal jace were making fomoris in the vault, and i saw one of the fomoris and the Loot looked at the me.
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
CrossXhunteR: @nyc_mtg it looked at you?
LoadingReadyRun: If you can't look at here, how do you know if you have a *hot* gorgon wife?
thraximore: @nyc_mtg +2
nyc_mtg: @CrossXhunteR nissa, get me superintendent teferi
Juliamon: with your hands, Paul
spawnofhastur: I can tell my partner is attractive through touch paul
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.
EbDorian:
@LoadingReadyRun the myth literally uses mirrors, Paul
BrowneePointz: What a hell of a Simpson's reference
InfiniTokens: New fairytale way of finding your true love: When you kiss them you fart.
CrossXhunteR: i love a 3 mana 2/4
radioshackraider: Who need sto be funny when The Simpsons did it 30 years ago?
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun The snake heads to you so?
Technobach: pretty sure that's illegal to hardcast
hd_dabnado: Jace and Vraska, sittin in a tree. P L O T T I N G
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Augur of Autumn [1GG] | Creature — Human Druid [2/3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Coven — As long as you control three or more creatures with different powers, you may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
thraximore: it's SICK
yofl: yoooo hecatomb
ArtDecoSunburn: @offbeatwitch Stonies are sort of like Furries?
AllTheWeasels: LET'S GO
thraximore: he drew it one game
CrossXhunteR: neat card
DigitalSeahorse: ?
thraximore: LMAO
Diabore: i have a question, why is it revealed?
LRRbot: Hecatomb [1BB] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, sacrifice this enchantment unless you sacrifice four creatures. / Tap an untapped Swamp you control: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.
thaneofstuff: Augur doesn't make the top card revealed, but seeing it is nice for the audience
yofl: it's so cool
nyc_mtg: heckin' tomb?
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
EbDorian: "look at" not "reveal" btw
offbeatwitch: @ArtDecoSunburn i'm not sure a statue of yourself counts as a sona
northos: it's a miracle!
grimace11:
one of these decks seems to be playing more real cards 
Cptasparagus: reveal top streamer
AllTheWeasels: yeah you gotta brag about having hecatomb in the deck
LoadingReadyRun:
New Cosmo tip: "Pretend your partner is a deadly gorgon and close your eyes!"
DigitalSeahorse:
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Close your eyes and think of the good of Olympus.
AllTheWeasels: as soon as I heard Alex had hecatomb in deck I pulled up a new moxfield and started with hecatomb and magical hack
Kwertzal_: does the wife gorgon turn you to stone?
Cptasparagus: "find yourself a 7 that speaks to you" - dating advice by Wheeler
dasdardly: plains duh
lamina5432: we are here to feel things
schordash:
offbeatwitch: do you think we're poisoned at the root / survivors of the hecatomb...
BrowneePointz: I wanna see what spicy picks they include for the new Mystical Archive
LRRbot: Symbiote Spider-Man [2{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [2/4] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Find New Host — {2}{U/B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains this card's other abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.
definenull:
gloamsworn: gross
ArtDecoSunburn: New Cosmo quiz: "35 ways to turn your man to literal stone just using your hair style!"
CrossXhunteR: i love a 3 mana 2/4
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature — Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
fcloud: @chat, how is hecatomb useful? it costs three mana, and four creatures, and tap a swamp, to do 1 damage?
AllTheWeasels: Oh for sure it's not better but now my UU represents counterspell or shock
thaneofstuff: I like that card. And it's MonoBlue or MonoBlack!
CrossXhunteR: cosmogrand zenith
BrowneePointz: Cosmogrand Zenith
CrossXhunteR: o7
thraximore:
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
IbunWest:
ArtDecoSunburn: There's a cosmonaut card? Yuri Gagarin?
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Tom_Bruise: Zosmogrand Cenith?
CrossXhunteR: @ArtDecoSunburn comet, stellar pup
SmashTCG: cosmonaut Pinnacle
schordash:
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot:
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BrowneePointz: No, Spider-Bland is his current past couple years of comics. SHOTS FIRED
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
CrossXhunteR: @BrowneePointz take that, Paul (the comic character, not anyone else)
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz "Bland. Spider Bland. Shaken, not webbed."
BrowneePointz: @CrossXhunteR *eye twitches* PAUUUUUL! *shakes fist* (but not at our Paul. we love LRR Paul)
gloamsworn: can't way for premodern next week
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
gloamsworn: *wait
nyc_mtg: you've got an ice till... i want a thicket to anywhere
CrossXhunteR: @gloamsworn on this here FNPF? or just like, in general?
Fruan: She explores on my ice till I mill
gloamsworn: @CrossXhunteR on here according to the schedule at least
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!
CrossXhunteR: oh, either player's GY
dasdardly: nature is calling
BrowneePointz: and here's chunky! he's dead!
ArtDecoSunburn: I overhead an argument from two Magic players apparently debating Universes Beyond. They were quibbling over whether a "James Bond" or "Robin Hood" set would come first.
CrossXhunteR: i just watched that men in black scene less than 24 hours ago
SmashTCG: Their what plants crave!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @ArtDecoSunburn Robin Hood is public domain, so they can charge the premium, but not have to pay royalties.
nyc_mtg: going to jungle japes for CCW classes (Concealed Coconut Weapon)
Tom_Bruise: Lesson learned; don't trust small children with a curiosity for the natural sciences
ArtDecoSunburn: @nyc_mtg "Thicket to Anyware" is the thornier transit version of "Ticket to Ride."
BrowneePointz: If you collect the chaos emeralds you have to call Obama
CrossXhunteR: i do appreciate the full suite of surveils in this mono colored deck
thaneofstuff: Now we just need Backstreet's back ALRIGHT!
EbDorian: @Dread_Pirate_Westley charge the premium to whom?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @EbDorian UB packs are priced up from other sets.
LRRbot: Curse of the Restless Dead [2B] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever a land enchanted player controls enters, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
DigitalSeahorse: splej
fcloud: the dread thicket is always 50%
InfiniTokens: "Coconut gun" sounds sticky
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Stormgod519: oh shit 54!
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DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Tom_Bruise: "My fellow Phyrexians. I make this adress to the nation to share with you all the news that we have acquired a Coconut Gun"
xantos69: How many bits to hear this?
ArtDecoSunburn: My favorite Onion headline of all time: "Secretary of the Ulterior may have hidden agenda."
Commodore_Perry_GG: That was NOT how I thought it would be described
0tterboxx: LOL
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
DigitalSeahorse: lul
SmashTCG: for my own sanity, im gonna believe he has no idea what hentai is
BrowneePointz: oh fuck that made me laugh so hard I started coughing
Tom_Bruise: No, he knows
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
Rootpotato: !decklist
CrossXhunteR: hell yeah
Juliamon: !decks
Tom_Bruise: Bill Clinton has a better understanding and appreciation of Hentai as an artform that the guy walking the convention hall with that hoodie with all the faces with the expression
Rootpotato: @Juliamon thank u
SmashTCG: oh god, what if primetime was a venom
thaneofstuff: Build your own Barrowgoyf-sized threat
nyc_mtg: !card symbiote spiderman
LRRbot: Symbiote Spider-Man [2{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [2/4] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Find New Host — {2}{U/B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains this card's other abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.
SmashTCG: thats horrifying
CrossXhunteR:
6? 7. 
nyc_mtg: oh whaddahell
DigitalSeahorse:
gloamsworn: universes beyond was a mistake
CrossXhunteR: nvm
CrossXhunteR: ignore me
CrossXhunteR: animate dead does a thing
nyc_mtg: florist? great band
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise There's an alternate universe where Hillary Rodham married Robert Reich and Bill Clinton opened up Little Rock's largest hentai emporium.
Dog_of_Myth:
SmashTCG: but Not automation proof
Stormgod519: pfft
LRRbot: Sowing Mycospawn [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Fungus [3/3] | Devoid / Kicker {1}{C} / When you cast this spell, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / When you cast this spell, if it was kicked, exile target land.
BrowneePointz: if a bunch of monks come to your door selling Daisies remember to turn them away. Because only you can prevent Florist Friars
fcloud: yeah, bill clinton and hentai arent that far apart, spiritually speaking
Stormgod519: smelter?
Tom_Bruise: @ArtDecoSunburn and in that world, we wouldn't have the 94 Crime Bill, and the world would be a better place...
dasdardly: i wish archdruid's charm gave the option of hand or battlefield
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: good bit
CrossXhunteR: i understand it is a commander card, but why is Curse of the Restless Dead enchant player instead of just a normal enchantment for yourself. did the Midnight Hunt commander deck involve making landfall for opponents?
thraximore: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan don't encourage him
LRRbot: Mausoleum Secrets [1B] | Instant | Undergrowth — Search your library for a black card with mana value less than or equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: Bill Clinton wanted to repair American-Japanese relations so he watches all of Revolutionary Girl Utena
LRRbot: Chain of Smog [1B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
ArtDecoSunburn: So in this universe Dan Quayle wears a kimono for no reason? And Ross Perot argues, "But what about Korean art!?"
Voidhawk42:
Like almost every "anti-ramp" cards, they function best in a ramp deck
LRRbot: Worldly Tutor [G] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put the card on top.
xantos69: I want them to print 10-15 more useful decent curses so the dream of an all curse commander deck can happen.
LRRbot: Witherbloom Apprentice [BG] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
nyc_mtg: guy...
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz FLCL. Slick Willy's all about babes on mopeds bopping people with guitars.
EbDorian: but it's no !card Confounding Conundrum
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
CrossXhunteR: he got to do it
batlin425: aight, I've been wondering. Can I get into CanLander without investing a grand or more? All I ever see are really high power cards
Dog_of_Myth:
M2r_the_b2rd: the guy is Wifing!
CrossXhunteR: @batlin425 proxy stuff
thaneofstuff: Backstreet did the thing! Yeah!
nymistrya: Has anyone told Wheeler that if he wanted to play combo her should blue?
AtomicAlchemical: @batlin425 proxies are your friend
Hewdra: @batlin425 basially everyone proxies, and you can play via cockatrice as well !
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Imagine Biden getting down a Senate hearing tangent on manga.
Dog_of_Myth: As chat has said, Canlander is very proxy friendly.
50keyz:
batlin425: This was my thought, that either everybody is a baller or proxy is welcomed more than other formats
DigitalSeahorse:
flavorful
schordash:
schordash: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Tom_Bruise: @ArtDecoSunburn Biden on the campaign trail "We choose Subs over Dubs!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise (Slow clap)
CrossXhunteR: learn to play Blue
Juliamon: Canlander community is extremely aware of limited card availability
Tom_Bruise: Dragonshield makes buttons?
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ha ha hee hee two-two
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Dog_of_Myth:
ArtDecoSunburn: That's Reagan, though?
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thraximore:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
Stormgod519: yeeep
Dog_of_Myth: He's not wrong
BrowneePointz: Nah. Wheeler is pretty right
NotCainNorAbel: nah, we, as a people, are sorry
e_bloc: no kidding
DigitalSeahorse:
neisan2112: Not wrong
mazingolfer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
mazingolfer: Andrew Johnson sabotaging reconstruction got us here
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NotCainNorAbel:
500
CrossXhunteR: note, serge did not pass away (probably)
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever this land or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
neisan2112: RIP
Tom_Bruise: Toodles
nymistrya: Did you know that Nancy Regan was a very involved first lady and was the head of many organizations? Google Nancy Regan head to learn more!
lamina5432: gnight
gloamsworn: only playable format left!
Stormgod519: pfft
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Isn't that more James' thing?
ihlendrax: …premodern? I’m listening….
KWardJenx:
200 Love the Canlander content
e_bloc: oh I love premodern, thats why all my cards are expensive all of a sudden
mazingolfer: nancy reagan the throat goat
Tom_Bruise: My when my when your Serge, your me when, Serge when you, you when me when, uh, your Dad
DigitalSeahorse: 1pm, I better set an alarm
ArtDecoSunburn: There's a great SNL skit with Phil Hartman, "Reagan -- Evil Mastermind"
mazingolfer: what if dark souls was a turn based rpg
ArtDecoSunburn: @nymistrya (Snickers)
Stormgod519:
xantos69: They have time for crab?
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: heck yeah!
AtomicAlchemical:
CrossXhunteR: havent thought about screencheat in a hot minute
e_bloc: good read
DigitalSeahorse: you fish for crabs
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh
DigitalSeahorse: you get to draw when you sign the contract
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: *great* name
e_bloc: its like if you got high and went to colin hay opening up for billy joel
batlin425: mimes are scary
DigitalSeahorse: Mim-esis
DigitalSeahorse: nemesis but they're mims
mazingolfer: mimes are monsters
lamina5432: same thing is it not?
schordash:
rosesmcgee: sure, his kids
CrossXhunteR: oh yeah, multiplayer RB
e_bloc: theres only 2 hours ben
batlin425: Wheeler should be forced to babysit, and it's video taped for our enjoyment
CrossXhunteR: wheeler, on the hunt
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
xantos69:
50 Bits
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream
DigitalSeahorse:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
Dog_of_Myth:
mazingolfer: oh shit
Tom_Bruise: yeah that's a lifetime ban
schordash:
Tom_Bruise: it should be
mazingolfer: bye everyone
DigitalSeahorse: Alex am okay?
Commodore_Perry_GG: Just Say Throat
Stormgod519: oh my god
mazingolfer: it’s been great
Stormgod519: gn friends
rosesmcgee: Look what they did to Alex...
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehe
e_bloc: cheers
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
e_bloc: suddenly I want to find a golf ball and a garden hose
xantos69: She Nancy on my Ronald until I trickle down. Is this anything chat?
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