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Didero: Here, have the 'y' you deserve and apparently didn't get because I can't type: y
DigitalSeahorse:  
 paronomasiac042: !next
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 CodeIndigo: @Didero y not?
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!  This morning seems to have done a number on me, as I didn't remember the new Panalysts a full five minutes after it went live and almost forgot about this. 
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 RockPusher muscle-touches the comedy muscles
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Didero: @RockPusher The stream title makes a promise though 
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Didero: @RockPusher And sometimes we have too many ideas!
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 djalternative: anyone got ideas locked and loaded?
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 A_Dub888: alright, I’ve placed all the ai slop on the firing range. Who’s ready to shoot some crap!
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 CaptainSpam: One of these will involve shooting craps, I just know it.
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 RockPusher: "Yo Tony! Boss wants us to terminate this fibre like."
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 TehAmelie: oh hi chat
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 DarkMorford: Shootin' the crap just like old times
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 CaptainSpam: Good ol' Delta.
Creideiki_SE: Whoa, retro scenery!
 Earthenone: they look so young
  TXC2: Love Alex "two cameras" Stacy
DigitalSeahorse:   
Didero: Everybody looks so young
Noy2222: Crapshot ideas ? ? ?
 flatluigi: countdown to 'we really need to update that video'
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 djalternative: okay. This intro I do think actually needs reshooting mostly to fix the light flicker issue
 Strebenherz: The gas can xD
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 RockPusher: I love this intro is from the time before we'd learned to handle the Delta light strobing 
Didero: Hello!
  TXC2: but they look much better now chat
 TehAmelie: and hello craponauts (?)
Forgotten_Sanity: Hi!
 rasterscan: @flatluigi I would settle for that video but less flickery. X.X
 arcanzaJenkins: @Didero But they look so much better now!
  TXC2: Hello LRR
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 CaptainSpam: Oh crap!  I'm only reasonably funny!
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 DeM0nFiRe: You're too late, my eyes already exist
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 margieargie: Visible Paul!
  TXC2: Hello Paul on Tech
Vanastar22: Hey, I'm catching this live for the first time. 😊
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 @Sarah-Serinde: 👀
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@8thy: hellooo
 @Sarah-Serinde: hello friends
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@fyclockworketernal1323: I hope it like the last time they did this. Was a blast listening to them brainstorm ideas the whole stream
@raijha: ooooh this gonna be fun, never managed to actually catch one of these live, always the VODs
@Scud422: Same, raijha
 TehAmelie: LRR has made me like six times funnier over the years
DigitalSeahorse: 
Mai_Andra: "Look at all these chickens!"
Didero: Paul working from home, I see
 the_bubble_machine: 😎😎😎
Ranakel: Let's shoot some crap!
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 paronomasiac042: look at me. i'm the commons now
JadedCynic: this is probably the best frequency - 1-2/year?  Not often enough to drain the schedule, but not so long apart that we forget how to do it 
MorganteMaggiore: and with your ghost
Kelderan: I am pretty commonly tragic. Wait.
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 ThePerrBearr: i feel like alex, matt and beej put glasses on to not be left out
 djalternative: Hey Graham, what's the weather in Victoria today? I have a suggestion dependant on that
  TXC2: !ytmember
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 RockPusher: The Blues Brothers in the back there 
JadedCynic: SIMULCAST™
 neisan2112: So bright for indoor shades
minislot1997: Surely the tragedy of the uncommons is more private?
 margieargie: Hey everyone on Yout- wait now they can't see this can they
SquallLoir: i know i could be funny enough but certainly not today, right now, localized entirely in twitch chat
minislot1997: *picante
 CodeIndigo: @Didero nope, i think that's the broadcast booth, ben's usually in there too during good morning moonbase
MorganteMaggiore: tragic of the common is a pretty nice new magic format
DanielJennaGrouse: Microsoft Teams?
Vanastar22: I actually have quite a lot of an idea for something that could be a sketch, but I haven't been sure where I could share it.
DigitalSeahorse: it's sunny and early?
 RockPusher: Team "oh god it's early morning"
  TXC2: DanielJennaGrouse  no, never 
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JadedCynic: photosensitive from medications? 
Creideiki_SE: !time
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Didero: @CodeIndigo Oh, I saw wrong then, thanks
 Earthenone: 24 eyes, 28 if you count paul 
MorganteMaggiore: some of you are on a mission from god
Mai_Andra: The nerd version of "shirts vs skins"?
 paronomasiac042: i'm not
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TheAinMAP:   
DanielJennaGrouse: @TXC2 more difficult to see MS Teams if you wear sunglasses
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: 
mitomanox: beej is the meaning of punk culture ❤
Vanastar22: It's also maybe kind of a lot to share in a chat. . . 🤔
 ThePerrBearr: usually it's a 45 degree angle
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Ranakel: We're being peek-a-boo'd! Help!
JadedCynic: Oh, right 'danger-sensitive sunglasses' 
 RockPusher: Chat *is* very polarised 
GreyThey: We can say secret things to Graham, Ian, Nelly, and Paul
JadedCynic: 
 margieargie: Put on my sunglasses to join in... though the way one of my other monitors is polarized it doesn't like that 
MorganteMaggiore: polarization to hide social network is the evolutoin of the panel?
NerdSoda: accidentally
 djalternative: I've got a sketch premise that I've written my own sketch for but am willing to give you the start of
 couchboyj: One cannot steal what is freely given
 public_key_reveal_party: Wait, we can induce minor blindness?
JadedCynic: PUNS! 
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 TalpTheScot: lets all say nice things about the people wearing sunglasses
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mitomanox: polarized and polarizing
 TehAmelie: just make sure to cover the right eye hohoho
Kelderan: Do they make polarized camera lenses for weirdness?
  TXC2: public_key_reveal_party  I do warn people not to look at chat for a reason 
 CodeIndigo: @public_key_reveal_party and also permanent tinnitus!
RELDnahcire: @Kelderan typically filters not full lens
 RockPusher: ooer, can we get anything out of the quantum effects demonstrated by multiple rotational offset polarisers?
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 Comeback323: the 7 years!
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Kelderan: @RELDnahcire Fascinating
 allan_human: so a They Live idea for a Crapshot in which something undesirable disappears?
JadedCynic: Law of Unintended Consequences 
minislot1997: Polarised anamorphic is what the hypnotoad sees.
TheAinMAP: Someone has reversed-polarity sunglasses because their eyes actually shine as bright as suns?
 PharaohBender27: That time Paul accidentally cancelled chat 
 CouldntPickAUsername: Hello
JadedCynic: NIIIICE
 couchboyj: "accidentally"
 flatluigi: i don't think you can show that on twitch
 TheMerricat: PRASING
 Earthenone: two beejs one subbed and one dubbed 
  TXC2: the olde Serge vs Snerge
 TalpTheScot: the beej is both a particle and a wave
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 Strebenherz: Ask for consent before putting Beej into the double slit
DigitalSeahorse: you've already written a crapshot just now, Beej polarized
JadedCynic: remember chat: INDOOR SCENES
 gnyrinn: Can we have "put Beej through the double slit" in the badAdvice?
darkora: the double Beej experiment
 RockPusher: This is why I was thinking about "Terminating Fibre" - can film in the server room 
 xantos69: Well, there is your idea: Glasses that keep out polarizing political opinions.  You can wear them to Thanksgiving and just not see grandma.
JadedCynic: 'office comedy'
Ranakel: Okay, I have an idea, we just need a yacht, people that aren't here, and seventy cooperative horses
 Comeback323: the beej-wave duality
 stippledotter: So is this or is this not the chance for the trailer for the TCG Owner Hallmark Film from the Panalysts? "You were the chase rare the whole time."
GreyThey: With all the sunglasses-wearers, if it's sunny, film on the roof! 
DigitalSeahorse: idea conjured*
 ErynTzun: No going to the surface of the moon
 djalternative: Someone wants to kill the sun because they've gotten sunburnt one too many times.
 RockPusher: 
Scud422: Polarizing Dads
 CaptainEnder7: MagicLand with Paul and Gibb in the style of “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” but it’s something like “The Very Busy Demon”
minislot1997: IBM IBS
  Sarah_Serinde: @ErynTzun I mean they've got a green screen...
 DarkMorford: Put it on the wiki!
  TXC2: Ian, Dad and Daddy are not the same thing
Vanastar22: I have an idea that is an exchange between two office-type co-workers.
Ranakel: I thought using the wiki was illegal outside of GMMB
JadedCynic: No having a sketch about "Girl's Night Out ends up in the African Veldt"
 RockPusher:       
  TXC2: !wiki
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  Sarah_Serinde: great emotes
 RockPusher: Nelson has some fun emotes
@KeldNeedsCoffee: Woof indeed Matt. Woof indeed
@MITOMANOx: cutie patooties
 @SmithKurosaki: aup
 @Sarah-Serinde: !patreon
 @Sarah-Serinde: let's see how speedy LRRbot is today
 @SmithKurosaki: I'm currently at the salon getting my hair did
@MITOMANOx: beej is the meaning of punk culture ❤
 CouldntPickAUsername: I've got a crapshot script that would be easy to film and use the available people. https://pastebin.com/jx6NgbWR
@HbombandFriends celebrates 79 months of membership: They’re channeling Corey Hart.
 @SmithKurosaki: how's everyone today?
@confracto: I wear my sunglasses at the dentist
 @Sarah-Serinde: oh I need to find a new hairdresser, the one I've been going to since I moved has closed
 @SmithKurosaki: oh no :(
@8thy: All glasses today haha. Doesn’t help that I can never remember who does or doesn’t usually wear glasses, including in my offline life
 @SmithKurosaki: I have a s
 @SmithKurosaki: a couple suggestions if you wanna come to Hamilton lol
 @Sarah-Serinde: lol thanks but no thanks
 @Sarah-Serinde: this one was so close to me too, gonna have to figure out something else convenient
 @SmithKurosaki: figured but thought I'd ask
 @Sarah-Serinde: doesn't hurt XD
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 @SmithKurosaki: is alternate been Nelly or something?
 @SmithKurosaki: Beej*
 @SmithKurosaki: the lrrwiki editors are editing furiously
MorganteMaggiore: how about "the signicant others are out of town and the guys want to do a party like old times, but they end up setting up an old tabletop game they forgot how to play"
 Earthenone: we have wigs right?
JadedCynic: not ILLEGAL, just not preferred
CabooseFails: beej needs a fake beard to fit in
EvilBadman: Lrr uses the wiki all the time, they were ddosing themselves
 Dalrint: Remember those really early crapshots about alex being a streamer trying to get people to sub? I wonder where character is a decade later.
 Comeback323: I still like Beej particle wave duality
 RockPusher: So this is how we get the LRR anime-tan?
 arcanzaJenkins: are the puppets available?
Wolfstrike_NL: "What if life is an extraction game?"
JadedCynic: HOT TAKE! 
minislot1997: V-Tuber but it's just a regular Joe's face.
 RockPusher: Cellphone bad‽ Big if true!
 PharaohBender27: 
 raulghoulia: has legs
 NewtyNewts: As in... cellphone but devil horns?
 djalternative: Wait. What about a "Travel Agent" video with stock footage from natural vistas
  TXC2: thanks Charlie Brooker 
SquallLoir: what if the cellphone was a cursed amulet
 margieargie: "A bus that doesn't move" Great, now you're getting towed back to Tucson...
 Arclight_Dynamo: CRTs on school trolleys
Ranakel: How could you say something so polarizing, yet so brave
MorganteMaggiore: what about self-phone instead of cellphone
 kingandcommoner: Hidden Leprechauns
Vanastar22: "My mobile phone keeps whispering evil secrets to me"?
WriterRaven flops into chat, awake far too early
 TehAmelie: vtuber's night telepresence
aClonedPickle: a mass graduation event
JadedCynic: 
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MorganteMaggiore: a tv promo abouta theater for od jokes about facebook and myspace?
  TXC2: we have to protect CRTs like we protect Helium
 GrassVortex: 
 HbombAndFriends: Celtic Zen Master? 
 YeetTheRich_: vtuber funeral is good stuff
 iris_of_ether: Already doing great work today
minislot1997: CRTotal Recall
 DarkMorford: The ultimate graduation, oh boy
MorganteMaggiore: did she got ginger?
EvilBadman: What's her horsepower
 hyralt: hatsune miku now a v6-tuber
Didero: From V-tuber to VI-tuber
MorganteMaggiore: with a welsh accent
 ErynTzun: Cellophane bad, don't get wrapped up.
 hyralt: @Didero damn, that's better
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da965cf456d.png
 stippledotter: I wish I could remember half the crap people share with me at the public library. An absolute unhinged/unmined well
WriterRaven: @MorganteMaggiore "Is that who Miku is now? Rude and not ginger..."
JadedCynic: dangit...
 CodeIndigo: vaguely eldritch vtuber
 Serivus: "a bus that doesn't move" the guy next to them is sitting on it waiting for their stop: the release of the next Game of Thrones season (they missed their stop)
 Bright5park: Hatsune Miku is now played by a man
Ranakel: Well now I'm not thinking about sketches anymore, I'm just wondering which LRR member is which Miku
 public_key_reveal_party: Baba yaga Hatsune Miku is not a phrase I expected to hear today
DanielJennaGrouse: open coffin funeral, with a TV in the coffin
 e_bloc: you would be shocked how quickly she goes from 0 to 60
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 Jorsh029: 48 months? That's almost a whole year!
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JadedCynic: NOTE FOR MOONBASE: SAVE YOUR BROKEN TVs 
 HbombAndFriends: Multipurpose
 TehAmelie: the vtubers think they're cool with v-6 motors but then Baba Yaga shows up with a v-8?
 stippledotter: An ad for a V-Tuber funeral home
Vanastar22: Is there a Discord channel or an email address where I can send a maybe two or three page sketch?
CabooseFails: viking funeral but the archer keeps missing
 NewtyNewts: Do you need a printout of the vtuber's avatar to put on the TV?
 e_bloc: send your broken tvs to the moonbase (don't)
 Jadenim: a dumpster fire for a v-tuber funeral feels appropriate
JadedCynic: NO CARRIER
MorganteMaggiore: doctor who regeneartion but it's just a beejdrop is an idea, i'm not saying it's a good one, but still
 Serivus: tv has a video of fire on it
 DarkMorford: Could always go get a crappy TV from Goodwill or something
 PTElder: maybe just explaining waifus in the same vein as the crapshot about explaining warhammer miniatures?
 0x6772: Given presumptions of BC being green and all, shouldn't the funeral actually be taking it to e-waste recycling?
JadedCynic: wow, THAT is commitment to the bit!
 HbombAndFriends: What’s going on… in my Moonbase?
minislot1997: One TV is actually a microwave.
 xantos69: Or "Normies" who were paid to just hold the TVs.  And they don't get it.
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 NightValien28: crapshoots yo
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 RockPusher: my mental model of every time we mention TV is still of a CRT which makes this sound insane to get props for 
 neisan2112: CDawgVA IRL
DanielJennaGrouse: Japanese funeral service where someone holds a portrait of the deceased but it's an iPad
 margieargie: @RockPusher Or for the people just be carrying around the whole time like that 
 CodeIndigo: everyone carrying flat panels and one guy crushed under a rear projection
 Obos_TAB: hahaha
 RockPusher: 
 Strebenherz: Could ask local thrift stores to hold on to a broken TV or two that you'll buy maybe
JadedCynic: milti-tasking-moderator 
  Sarah_Serinde: Well this conversation is good at making me pay attention 
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JadedTrekkie: are we allowed to make suggestions
JadedCynic: nice, Matt 
 RockPusher: "Walkies!!!"
DanielJennaGrouse: taking a V tuber out to go touch grass
 NewtyNewts: Think we had that one before, with the mod handling their 'virtual pet' streamer
Vanastar22: What, like, monitors on a cart?
 Cptasparagus: or the kindergarten rope
  Sarah_Serinde: JadedTrekkie Absolutely
DoodlestheGreat: That's perfect, Matt. Naturally, they'd all be furry avatars.
MorganteMaggiore: the council of the mods, arguing about how to deal with chat
 CodeIndigo: herding cat6
Ranakel: Can Gibb be a stand-in for a V-tuber?
Comeback323: taking the streamer out on a walk
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Cptasparagus: drag 6 ipads on the ground
MorganteMaggiore: we never said we were exclusive
GreyThey: Do you have any mod fashion items among the costumes? There's probably something there with having a mod mod.
 djalternative: how much do telepresence robots cost to rent for a day?
 RockPusher: hehehe
JadedTrekkie: @Sarah_Serinde guy who thinks quesadilla is spanish for "what's the deal"
  TXC2: MorganteMaggiore  so slack then? 
JadedCynic: HORNER
 NewtyNewts: IAN
WriterRaven: IAN.
 DarkMorford: HORNER
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 GrassVortex: IAN
Scarbble: IAN
Ranakel: IAN
DoodlestheGreat: Ian...
witchy_snake: IAN
 stippledotter: Dang, new monitor lizard evolution looks different
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 but with more cloacks
 neisan2112: YES IAN
 Earthenone: Paul Y Phil, in south america
darkora: Polyamorous Phil to his parents
 RockPusher: Poly Phil also works for dunking on dumb Web Tech
 iris_of_ether: IAN, MATT
 paronomasiac042: what about old tamagochi?
minislot1997: Magnetic Lass-Ooh
 neisan2112: It was only 1 bag
 ErynTzun: Unsettling puppet Tuber
 RockPusher:   
JadedCynic: "I'm here to moderate things"
 Strebenherz: Ah right that episode you filled Bartleby
  TXC2: are they graphite tipped? 
JadedTrekkie: "I want you in my fast breeder reactor"
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 @Sarah-Serinde: *pats LRRbot* good job buddy
 @SmithKurosaki: that was 5 mins?
 @Sarah-Serinde: about that yeah
 @SmithKurosaki: gotta order a bunch of telepresence robots
@raijha: polarized screen spirit/the ring situation
 @SmithKurosaki: monetize the scrap!
@BenjaminKlahn: what about, "texas executes v-tuber" instead
 @SmithKurosaki: ooo raj
 @SmithKurosaki: that's pretty great lol
constablecrab: Would it be too meta to have Nelson subbing in as the Angry Zen Master? And failing to be sufficiently angry.
 CodeIndigo: oh hey, wait, how about Bartleby waking up from surgery?
 CodeIndigo: like the Joker
 Manae: Idea simmering in my head for a long time: press conference announcing a fusion breakthrough with bombastic statements like "in this box is the physics that beats in the heart of every star that burns in our skies." Reporter asks what they'll do with it and it smash cuts to a whistling tea kettle on top of the box
Ranakel: As a non photoshop user, I never understood the content aware phil joke. My context was GIMPed, you see
 kingandcommoner: Iterative Phil, just keeps copying the same picture over and over
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Vanastar22: Bartleby seems like the kind of being who would want to be awake during a surgery.
  TXC2: THE MIRROR!
 Strebenherz: Oh god
MorganteMaggiore: and it's just beej
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TehAmelie: ooh, maybe Bartleby doesn't need a mirror cause he has no eyes
 stippledotter: Like my friend who demanded to see her cyst
minislot1997: Bartleby wakes up but it's the hospital from the beginning of The Walking Dead.
DigitalSeahorse: he doesn't have scars though
DigitalSeahorse: not anymore
JadedTrekkie: is bartleby a creature or is it a manifestation or aspect, as plato theorized
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: suggesting he sees everything
DigitalSeahorse: but we could make some
 kingandcommoner: Tinker Tailor where you're actually doing surgery would be funny
 CodeIndigo: @MorganteMaggiore YES, it becomes a beejdrop
 stippledotter: @DigitalSeahorse Not in a place mortals can observe
  TXC2: JadedTrekkie  a Tulpa yes
 margieargie: "Bartleby wakes up" on its own like that is INFINITELY more terrifying
DoodlestheGreat: "He's started playing 'Chicken In The Straw,' it's too much!"
TheAinMAP: 
DanielJennaGrouse: "I like your shoelaces"
 RockPusher: Ah yes, fiction!
Scud422: Ah, Tumbler, how hot and relevant
 A_Dub888: @margieargie “Father, The Sleeper has AWAKENED!!!”
 e_bloc: delete everythin
Metric_Furlong: okay, but we have to get a sketch that requires access to a courthouse in here somewhere 
Ranakel: Uno reverse card to Matt's idea: what to do when your blorbo follows you on linkedin
 CodeIndigo: sruegery
 Earthenone: are we allowed to shoot tumblr content without jordynne? 
 brainbosh: Stork brand drones
 NewtyNewts: Temu baby?
 kingandcommoner: Uber Eats but for babies
 RockPusher:  
GreyThey: Storks replaced by drones
 stippledotter: V-Tuber Birth
 hyralt: Control Rod is here to suppress your reaction.
Vanastar22: Co-workers talking about seeing an aligator on holiday; how do you know he was on holiday? He was wearing a hawaiian shirt and had a coctail.
 TheMerricat: Your uber surrogate mother.
 sheqesi: Like DoorDash Babies?
minislot1997: We left your' package in a safe place. E.g. Thrown over the fence.
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 Cptasparagus: is this the evolution of Prom Night Dumpster Baby from Family Guy?
 0x6772: "home brain surgery" with a drill recorded on 14 March is fun, given the movie "Pi"
  TXC2: LRR lawyer here: NOTHING Ian says is legall
 e_bloc: you have nine months to get this there
darkora: v-tuber birth: it's an iphone with an anime waifu on screen
DigitalSeahorse: postal services did used to be babysitters
 CalbarTheBear: I feel like for the baby delivery sketch to work best, you'd need someone with an avian fursuit.
theonetman: Dumb idea, but a play on the reveal scene from They Live!, but when the glasses are on its just Beej
 Astra7525: "Sign here"
 PharaohBender27: 
 CodeIndigo: doordash your baby
JadedTrekkie: WHY ARE THEY TAKING 16TH
 Cinominn: baby delivery but its james getting hit in the head with the box delivery
MorganteMaggiore: i feel this doesn't work with the current cast
 kingandcommoner: your baby is born and immediately hands you a bag of taco bell
 RockPusher: Surge-pricing baby delivery
 quigonginnjuice: Have we had a streaming hell crapshot yet? Trying to find a specific show on an increasingly long list of subscriptions
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 does that mean I have to return the soldering iron?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 e_bloc: signature confirmation?
 Strebenherz: WOW
 ErynTzun: Make fanart of your blorbo even worse than your real blorbo. Spam nothing but that so your boss leaves Tumbr forever.
 flatluigi: i think there's a weird missed delivery crapshot
Ranakel: Perfect
 TehAmelie: what if the telepresence vtubers try to make a baby through their screens and but the screens make a tiny screen baby instead
 avjamethyst: yeah, you've got a casting problem for tht aone
Garfman314: just finished watching the panalysts to find out this was on
JadedTrekkie: the country????
 stippledotter: You Wouldn't Steal a Rock
MorganteMaggiore: rock ghost?
  TXC2: A_Dub888  nah, it you can carry it off, it's yours
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean women aren't the only ones who have babies, it's fine
 margieargie: Or even... like two stones with one bird?
 RockPusher: 
 paronomasiac042: we're killing stoned birds?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 e_bloc: nelson is the lowest barrier to entry right
minislot1997: Testiculos is a Pokémon.
 AddiCat92: Formerly LadyLockwood, turns out I'm a furry :3c
 kingandcommoner: Or two people who have hair and one who doesn't but looks verr lonely
 iris_of_ether:  
  TXC2: AddiCat92  congrats
 DarkMorford: Testicles (pronounced as if ancient Greek)
 Comeback323: "is this about balls?" "Yes" itself could be a crapshot prompt
DigitalSeahorse: !!!
DoodlestheGreat: Are they all in caps?
Boopity: !!!
MorganteMaggiore: recently i got a message "your item is coming soon" AFTER it got delivered
DigitalSeahorse: !!!!!!
 CodeIndigo: We have your package!!! (threatening)
Garfman314: your package has been taken hostage!
 Earthenone: your manscapped ad could have a twist ending with only one hairless ian and maaybe some ketchup
Boopity: @MorganteMaggiore This is a prompt for a short horror story 
 RockPusher: I'd throw stones but then someone might do the math on my chat messages!
 stippledotter: An ad for a home organizing service, but it's actually unionizing your appliances
 TehAmelie: with subtitles in animated bouncy font. . .
JadedCynic: yep, I've have had that 'enthusiastic' delivery tone before
Ranakel: Oh, this could be a kidnapping basement series followup
 PharaohBender27: A classic
darkora: package delivery from jigsaw from the saw movies
Mai_Andra: "We have your package!" has the same energy as "Got your balls!"
JadedCynic: that was one of the BEST
 Driosenth: "Your Package Has Been Rerouted Through Rome!"
  Sarah_Serinde: I remember that Crapshoot
 NewtyNewts: An excellent crapshoot to be sure
 Jadenim: Could over-enthusiastic texts on the Cuban Missile crisi teletext machine be a thing?
  TheGreenMonster450: that and the one from desert bus where he takes the package to the groin
DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: “Now: NOW”
 kingandcommoner: We have your child. Assembly Required
  TXC2: We have your Wife!!!
 e_bloc: I think I'd prefer delivery updates that don't give a shit.  it'd be more authentic
Vanastar22: Delivery companies with different personalities: Angry update messages, depressed updated messages, drunk update messages.
 @SmithKurosaki: I've heard that's not uncommon?
 @SmithKurosaki: dragonfly is just relabelled intercom. they're still mid AF best
@xmann10761: package delivered via courier, the font
 Darleysam: has there been one with a parent having 'the talk' with their kid, but about manga?
 Arclight_Dynamo: "A bus that doesn't move" is just the Ottawa transit system.
minislot1997: Worst remake of Speed ever.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: Bus that doesn't move is very Ian-driving-DB coded 
 flatluigi: makes dbfh a little easier logistically
 Mangledpixel: boop
Wolfstrike_NL: Package delivery betting:  "We have your package, would you like to put up a wager for when it's delivered?"
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 NewtyNewts: Look, I know where the number seven is, at the end of my street. If it moved, how would I know where it is?
 CodeIndigo: would it be too out there for the package idea to be combined with graham vs beej and getting packages at the moonbase?
 LarkSachrosis: So a place you just go to sit with strangers
 Earthenone: a bus you CANNOT miss
JadedCynic: oh, so the O-train?  Deutshce Bahn?
  TXC2: so Transit in any major US city? 
JadedCynic: ^^^
GreyThey: "Party bus" that's just a nightclub
MorganteMaggiore: "ok but how can we put micro transation in it?"
minislot1997: A Snakey Bus, if you will...
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ArcOfTheConclave: so just walking?
WriterRaven: "We've reinvented walking."
DigitalSeahorse: how to film
 RockPusher: The *really* bendy bus
MorganteMaggiore: this is just a mall
EvilBadman: It's the last Vegas tunnel
 RockPusher: What was the name of the bus-snake game?
 stippledotter: Gosh I wish someone would reinvent the sidewalk near me
 stippledotter: We need more
WriterRaven: @RockPusher Snakeybus
Ranakel: You really feel the eucalypsus
MorganteMaggiore: sisiphys bus
 NewtyNewts: That was a Qwerpline thing, I think
NerdSoda: Nsburg
 stippledotter: Qwerpline for real
 PharaohBender27: wasn't that a Qwerpline bit?
Metric_Furlong: sensory overload tank was a qwerpline bit
minislot1997: Coco-Melon for Adults
 foolish_s4mwise: that was a QWRPline big
 flatluigi: yeah?
DanielJennaGrouse: the TikTokTank
 e_bloc: yes
 budgetdm: That was Qwerpline
JadedCynic: get a Fridge box
  TXC2: indeed a QWERPline bit
 ShaneLeeAtk: The Mountain Man Slam Can Can?
 A_Dub888: Yucatán Stan’s Sensory Overload Hype Van
Ranakel: Are you sure it's not the box that teleports you to stabber's paradise?
 RockPusher: "Excuse me, I gotta go empty my box…"
 Arclight_Dynamo: Enter tank. Close tank. Dubstep noise. Open tank. Hose remains out of tank.
DigitalSeahorse: the social media tank
Vanastar22: Ah, that's where the coffin went.
bwk789 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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EvilBadman: And we're back to viking funeral for a streamer
 RockPusher:  
Ranakel: That's just the LTT LAN firetruck
 AddiCat92: The Mountain Man Slam Can Sensory Overload Hype Van
MorganteMaggiore: a time traveler getting mad with his past self for stealing all his work?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Yucatan stans mountain man slam can sensory overload hype van
 flatluigi: that's old tumblr posts
 PharaohBender27: Would that be a garage sale, Ian?
NerdSoda: A set of QWRPline crapshots would actually be amazing
 CodeIndigo: "alt Disney" is just kingdom hearts
EvilBadman: I heard Walt GenZ
 xantos69: So... send pics?
 Earthenone: goth micky, so kingdom hearts?
 Dalrint: Oh htat already really really exists
 RockPusher: Estate sale for the living is just cleaning up a hoard
 neisan2112: That definitely exists
minislot1997: Bait Bus, a van legitimately full of fishing accessories.
 flatluigi: people genuinely made a lot of tumblr edits of old disney characters with tattoos
Metric_Furlong: Beej
 LarkSachrosis: I've seen this at Hot Topic
 Twilight_Spark: Thanks Beej, we got there.
Vanastar22: Alternate universe Walt Disneys.
JadedTrekkie: a riff on that old pedantometer crapshot where instead it's a pedometer (measures feet)
 neisan2112: BEEJ
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 LordZarano: Jisney, Disney but made of denim
 Cptasparagus: this is a thing, I have a bunch of goth/alt Disney princess art on my phone from like hte mid 2010s
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MorganteMaggiore: well this is a lawsuit waiting for happen
Ranakel: It's the "actually start to consider writing stuff" alarm!
 Twilight_Spark: The furries have beaten you to that last one by 3 orders of magnitude.
DigitalSeahorse: schrodinger's cat but its either Bartleby or Gibb
 ArtDecoSunburn: The ice cream machine guy?
MorganteMaggiore: the dark ages
 Earthenone: 16 years of star peace
NerdSoda: Ah... the good times
 couchboyj: Little Mermaid singing Look at this stuff, isn't it neat, but it's all sex toys and bongs
 stippledotter: The Mouse is already prepping their paratrooper lawyers
 TalpTheScot: is it the guy carrying the ice cream maker?
darkora: ah yes, the star truce
 TehAmelie: ending the star wars was so successful, people didn't appreciate it
JadedCynic: oh gawd it was garbage
 CouldntPickAUsername: had my house rewired this week, house is a mess, perfect day to veg out to a stream
minislot1997: Glup Crit-o's.
 MostCallMe__Tim: So, recently I saw a video about China's execution vans, so the hype van has a bit of a darker tone now....
 hyralt: Ohhh, I remember Bibdo
 Twilight_Spark: Bibdo Querve is my TTRPG character.
WriterRaven: Still waiting for the Glup Shitto and Horse Plinko buddycop movie.
JadedCynic: are you sitting comfortably chat?
Ranakel: Wait, is this about Walt Jizney ans how it relates to the musical genre of Jizz?
 TalpTheScot: 'they are really running out of ideas for star wars trading cards huh'
 PharaohBender27: 
Comet__: omg
JadedCynic: OH FFS
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: @JadedCynic yes actually
  TXC2: oh F off 
 YeetTheRich_: lmao
MorganteMaggiore: is there a race of people running to modify the wikis when these characters appear in movies and episodes?
Vanastar22: I knew it!
Vanastar22: I knew it was gonna be the skull.
minislot1997: Bibdo Qwerve sounds like they have pink Klingon blood ala Undiscovered Country.
 Bright5park: Alas, poor Bibdo Querve.
tsp397 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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DigitalSeahorse: I should watch This is Jinzy again
Ranakel: What IS the story of the shelf spider in the back?
 ultraman324: Duh Malakili is the rancor guy
 Earthenone: !card Kwerv
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 CouldntPickAUsername: I love how the star wars wiki has articles on innocuous shit like water and hair
 @SmithKurosaki: lol
@DjynnFlyssa: SPEED 3: IMMOBILITY
 @SmithKurosaki: BUS SNAKE
@confracto: that's just toronto's Path
 @SmithKurosaki: 100%
@DjynnFlyssa: the Kowloon Walled City of buses
@xmann10761: like the gnomes... bus ???? get off
 @Sarah-Serinde: good ol' confusing Path
  @Rogue_07: Oh god, I hate it
@DjynnFlyssa: sensory deprivation M1 Abrams tank
@rapture_raccoon: but cats doing tge scratching
@TheHopip2: Alt Gen Z
  @Rogue_07: too close to the sun!
  @Rogue_07: *cracks knuckles* My time has come
  @Rogue_07: OH THAT GUY
@rapture_raccoon: Devi Sepzum
 @SmithKurosaki: I miss jizz
  @Rogue_07: Or not lmao
@strangefour4: :face-blue-smiling:
@xmann10761: you could have people sitting around talking about the alt Disney characters, then the punch line is you're pitching to walt jizzney for porn remakes. too adult? likely. but worth a pitch
 flatluigi: bidlo kwerve apparently
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TalpTheScot At least you and I remember that guy.
Vanastar22: Kwibdo Querve?
 margieargie: Wow, that story really threw me a kwerveball
 flatluigi: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/8/88/BidloKwerveROTJ.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20210514201802
 stippledotter: This has been Kwerveline
JadedCynic: Al Gore: "The Internet was a mistake - it's nothing but garbage."
 AddiCat92: Darth Vader's Mandalorian Crush Gaunt.
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 Williams4jesus: I love those Bartlby ideas
 TalpTheScot: @ArtDecoSunburn I was sure thats where it was going
 A_Dub888: @Williams4jesus 
GreyThey: Crapshot that's a bio of a character in the background of prior Crapshot, for deep LRR lore in the Star Wars style
minislot1997: Bartleby is the Rancor.
DigitalSeahorse: X ways to pet a cat
 flatluigi: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Bidlo_Kwerve/Legends
 CouldntPickAUsername: am I good to link my suggested crapshot script again?
Ranakel: That makes me realize, we never really had a Harvest Moon-like Star Wars game where you're moisture farming
JadedCynic: @minislot1997 if only...
 Williams4jesus: 
 stippledotter: Imagine a documentary of a pet rock who lived to see the heat death of the universe
Garfman314: graham, why do you know this?
MorganteMaggiore: i can't tell if that is true or messing with us
DigitalSeahorse: X ways to pet a cat vs X ways to pet a dog
 Anaerin: "Baby Delivery via Courier", oh so Strkr (Stork-er)
 xantos69: G, that is the MOST useful thing I have heard today.
 Earthenone: do we have a backstory for the flying fuck skull?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Sometimes you trip and fall down a Wiki hole.
 RockPusher: Rewatch rancor keeper?
 Williams4jesus: Bartlby with pet rock
 TalpTheScot: they made him in to a card for the card game obviously
 shea_wolfe: Somehow this it Blank Checks fault
 NewtyNewts: Was it for some This or That at some point?
darkora: cooking show but it's gib rattoille-ing the chef?
 e_bloc: no way to know
 RockPusher: Nah, Bond rewatch?
JadedCynic: I have learned to never ask why I know obscure trivia...
 RockPusher: Bunky?
 Anaerin: Were you looking up Glup Shitto?
MorganteMaggiore: this is an actual idea, people trying to find out WHY they know obscure facts, the answer: a curse
minislot1997: We love Bunky
 Comeback323: Bonathan Backstory
 couchboyj: Its been making the rounds on the Interwebs
 stippledotter: It came to you in a dream
GreyThey: You can do the LRR version of it - nerds discussing backstory lore of the stuff on the shelves behind you
 A_Dub888: #BlameSociety
 RockPusher: Bunky -> Rancor keeper -> other silliness
 public_key_reveal_party: G went into a fugue state and woke up like Charlie Sheen in that one screenshot
 djalternative: Can we do anything with sunglasses vs normal glasses?
 gnyrinn: "I blame social media." So do I; what are we talking about?
 e_bloc: media was a mistake
 NewtyNewts: His name was Boneathan... BEFORE he was a skull!
Ranakel: He's cooking!
 RockPusher: To the meta-dimension!
 CouldntPickAUsername: you find yourself on the star wars wiki
 Dalrint: the secret history of the british cat disguised as a man from season 1 of crapshots.
minislot1997: Canon event, that's actually a cannon event.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Chuck. The never seen LRR member.
 saintguard: Joby the Joblin lore time
 stippledotter: Olive is just a puppet in Carbonite
Vanastar22: A LRR wiki entry about some obscure set decoration that none of the crew have seen before?
 kingandcommoner: Isn't that how Ben was introduced to commodore hustle?
 A_Dub888: “What happened to that one midichlorian?”
DigitalSeahorse: Reading the Wiki and it's so detailed that it contains everything that's happening now like in Space Balls
MorganteMaggiore: we all have a skeleton inside
 Earthenone: a new member reserching what happened to the old members? maybe finding out what "moved to victoria" means
 Anaerin: Weekend at Glopp Shittos?
EvilBadman: That's Jim the roommate from penny arcade
 AddiCat92: A character you've never heard of.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Whole-ass Moonbase on the Wiki no one remembers. You were there for 9 years.
 NewtyNewts: His name was Lucius!
 flatluigi: so, matt from death note
 RockPusher: actually - make it literally Wiggins 
MorganteMaggiore: and the fan loves them
 raulghoulia: holding a coffee cup of a shot
 Spooky_Noises: Extended goodmorning moonbase with escalating weird stories
Vanastar22: Various crew members keep finding entries that they don't recognise, and getting unnerved by it?
 Mangledpixel: that the fandom has created a whole backstory for
 LordZarano: "Nobody's seen Tim in a while have they?"
 kingandcommoner: "Stalker who added himself to the wiki" also has some potential
 chrono2x: Do we owe them money?!
 CodeIndigo: @Arclight_Dynamo the War Moonbase
EvilBadman: The guy staring at Ian running with toast
GreyThey: Someone who's a random person in Victoria who happens to be in the background of more than one video
 Anaerin: Bonus points if you greenscreen them into other Crapshots.
 stippledotter: Alex and ...Palex
 Arclight_Dynamo: @CodeIndigo Battle Bridge Moonbase
 RockPusher: Who the hell is "Matt Wiggins"‽
DanielJennaGrouse: there's so much info on them because someone stalked them online and found out all their personal information
Ranakel: A punchline for that could be, after going so in depth someone talking about Paul and the other going "Who's Paul?"
GreyThey: So there's a whole story people have constructed to connected them
minislot1997: Pistachio's pro-lethargy cousin.
WriterRaven: An existing crew member's page, divided into "Canon" and "Legends".
GreyThey: *connect
 A_Dub888: @CodeIndigo hard cut to a stock photo of John Hurt
Comet__: you could adapt the star wars 'bigger luke' to this
JadedCynic: "I was selected to infiltrate your ranks by....The Order...."
 GhostValv: I want to know more of LRR EU
 AddiCat92: It doesn't work for the bit if it's someone the audience knows.
 Williams4jesus: Bartlby
 DarkMorford: I gotta go run some errands, hopefully get home before stream ends 👋
MorganteMaggiore: shouldn't the filters remove the polarization?
 gualdhar: oh, so Graham doesn't know about Jason Williams yet
EvilBadman: What if Matt G had been in the first sketch
 Kimbotics: krog's conquest of stone
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh. The new character is called Beeej. Just like Luuuke.
 RockPusher: "My pet rock died…"
 Earthenone: can we kill a rock in any way that matters? time to call in paper
 Williams4jesus: Bartlby kills a rock.  Gib is confused
GreyThey: "Do you mean The Rock?" "No, just a rock!"
 e_bloc: can you smell
 Anaerin: Baby Delivery via courier, so "Strkr" (pronounced Stork-er)
 djalternative: I like Poly Phil or Bartleby but based on in room reaction, Kill a Rock is a winner
 e_bloc: that this rock is dying
 couchboyj: I don't know if you have the budget for Dawyne Johnson
DanielJennaGrouse: waking up in the middle of the night "this is a genius idea" type idea
 stippledotter: A pet rock os the only pet that outlines a tortsoise
 kingandcommoner: You killed Stone Henge!?
 Strebenherz: I mean my sister managed to kill a plastic plant soooo
DigitalSeahorse: turns even more grey
 margieargie: If there were two rocks on the moon and one of them killed the other with an astronaut...
 PTElder: Does the rock murder end with a smash cut to an Alberta oil field?
nerdwithabrush7: Literal Rock Paper Scissors
 Williams4jesus: Have Bartlby or gib been in a crapshoot?
Didero: Pet rock vet
MorganteMaggiore: when is a rock not a rock anymore? you're the pathologist you tell me
Ranakel: Ok but how would we procure a rock?
JadedCynic: did they flush the dead rock down the toilet?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 RockPusher: 
 Anaerin: What kind of Shiist is this?
@TheFedoraProject: people don't remember how much lore Decipher just made up whole cloth when they did their CCG
@chaotic_good_ferret: how long has it been since the last beej drop?
 @SmithKurosaki: a bit but not super long
  @Rogue_07: Coming to Hulu next season, The Wampa
@confracto: sensory overload tank beej drop sound?
@merdehappens: LRR: SCP
  @Rogue_07: LRREU
@xmann10761: someone who became boneathan
@rapture_raccoon: and have that character in every movie
@chaotic_good_ferret: what about power scaling obscure characters?
@maxthefourth192: V-King Funeral?
@chaotic_good_ferret: does Sandra tiltington beat gibb?
@PixieMcPixieton: i thought that joke was going to be "killing two birds with one stone" but the reverse
@aceviru: oh no that's tragic
 SeaDiegoFC: Went to the quarry upstate
 Comeback323: but how can a pet rock even die?
minislot1997: Dead pet rock is actually a geode.
 e_bloc: its a metamorphic rock
 kingandcommoner: Your rock took an unfortunate tumble
 couchboyj: There was a tumbler incident and your pet rock locks a little... different
 SquareDotCube: "wait, this is made of galena, not limestone"
DanielJennaGrouse: "sorry your rock went to live in a quarry up state"
DigitalSeahorse: "Where's his birthmark?"
 Jadenim: @jadedcynic but then the Dept of water show up
JadedCynic: @Comeback323 "That's der joke!" 
Ranakel: How is "what if kill rock?" the most productive idea so far?
GreyThey: Pet rock has babies
MorganteMaggiore: "dad, how are rocks born?"
 TehAmelie: A has a lifelong dream about killing a rock, talks with B trying to explain rocks aren't alive, A kills B, B is revealed to be a rock, then A is revealed to be a mushroom
 RockPusher: Flushing the body of the original down the toilet
 CodeIndigo: @couchboyj there was a tumbr incident and now your rock is in a coffee shop au
  TXC2: child licks the rock at the end..."this is not my rock!"
 Anaerin: "Dad, what the Schist is this?"
 ShaneLeeAtk: Holding a cinder block
JadedCynic: @Jadenim City Dept of Sanitation knocks on the door with a complaint....
witchy_snake: If rocks break and becomes two rocks, does that make Rocks, slimes? They multiply when cut?
MorganteMaggiore: with a beanie you can start a podcast
 Dalrint: But what did dad do to acciddentally kill the first rock that meant he had to bring in a ringer?
 SeaDiegoFC: Did Elmo finally snap and kill Rocko?
 stippledotter: I hated housebreaking my rock
Ranakel: Ok but what if the rock is very smooth, and the parents are Ian and Nelly as visual reinforcement
 WiJohn: BB no lolly is right there
EvilBadman: I am amused that this hasn't gone Krog
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 NewtyNewts: This rock only has a 4 on the Mohs scale! Rocky was at least a 6!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 niccus: you can probably test with a geiger counter
minislot1997: Pet Rock, a DVD of The Rock
Ranakel: Of course you don't carry the rock in your mouth. You carry it in your stomach to help with digestion
Mai_Andra: Is the fact that "pet" is "a rock" the punchline?
Forgotten_Sanity: pet rock viking funeral
 RockPusher: New Pet Rock Just Dropped: Now with Asbestos!
 CodeIndigo: this isn't my pet rock, this is a copy of ninjabread man
witchy_snake: If rocks break and becomes two rocks, does that make Rocks, slimes? They multiply when cut?
 RockPusher: "If it bleeds, we can kill it!"
DigitalSeahorse: pet rock no longer glows under blacklight
 SquareDotCube: Tried too hard to squeeze blood from it
 Anaerin: "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" smash cut to a pebble in a frypan
Vanastar22: Adult coworkers talking about their pet rocks. One says that theirs has moulted and gown, and collapsed a floor in their home.
 kingandcommoner: Trying to flush a pet rock down the toilet
 xantos69: Does the soul... Come out of the rock?
 Driosenth: is it to kill the concept of "a rock"
 Kimbotics: "you cannot kill a rock in a way that matters"  Disagree actually, but thanks!
JadedTrekkie: it bleeds laba
Ranakel: That'd just look like you're squeezing blood from a stone
 thatguy575: Does it have a ghost?
 NewtyNewts: Human nosebleed, rock cleavagebleed...
crono3453: The parents accidentally back into the rock with their car
 Strebenherz: Rock blood
 RockPusher: 
DanielJennaGrouse: should this be a Krog crapshot?
 TheMerricat: Men who stare at rocks.
 TehAmelie: you could say you can kill a rock by dehydrating it until it becomes dust
 Strebenherz: Rocky spinoff?
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 Anaerin: The rock starts to bleed, the human has fine sand start pouring out of their nose.
 YeetTheRich_: the dead rock drops loot
 xantos69: Is killing a rock...Vegan?
RatherLargeToad: it becomes pudding
 stippledotter: That 3am slot on ESPN hits different
GreyThey: "You've seen caber tossing, now it's time for rock killing!"
 JoannaTastic: a rock-killing competition in a region where rocks are an invasive species
 LarkSachrosis: Blood oozing out of a rock sounds like a deleted scene from Eraserhead.
MorganteMaggiore: how to kill a rock reminds me of pratchett's book in a way
 NewtyNewts: Sl-rock-ter!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh this does feel like a krog shot, like krog and torg doing Greek philosophy to identify what's alive and what isnt
WriterRaven: "It's a gneiss time on the scoreboard!"
DigitalSeahorse: background is Rock music
Vanastar22: Televised rock butchering, which begins with killing the rock, and moves on to preping it for a meal?
 AddiCat92: I and this rock are locked in psychic combat
 kingandcommoner: You see a man punching a rock with a crowd jeering, and then the rock starts to bleed and the crowd goes silent
Ranakel: The angry zen master would be so good at killing rocks
Garfman314: uh, does mr. dwayne johnson fit into this?
 putz12a: Angry Zen Master in the Rock-killing competition, yeah
Vanastar22: Next up, dress the rock, then cook, then plate for eating.
 Anaerin: @WriterRaven I see what you did there. I approve.
 couchboyj: Just paint a frowny face with Xs for eyes on the rock.  E zed P zed.
MorganteMaggiore: it goes to rock hell: it cheated on his partner
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is this part of the geological triathlon? What are the other two events?
Genie_M: Or gravel
EvilBadman: Rock Killympics
 RockPusher: Humans: 3, Rocks: 17
NerdSoda: "Oh!  That's one for the rock." sounds like a post credit audio
 NewtyNewts: Could you make a realistic-looking rock out of clay over top of that diamond?
 putz12a: Shouting at the Rock "OPEN YOUR MIND!"
 Anaerin: "So you think this is Geology!"
 ShaneLeeAtk: BeejDrop the rock
 SquareDotCube: "I'm used to training on bloodstone but I'll take on granite as a challenge"
 stippledotter: "There's no rule that says a geode can't compete in rock killing"
 PharaohBender27: 
 djalternative: and there's a time category and a performance category
DanielJennaGrouse: "can you kill a rock?" cut to someone taking a bite out of a salt lick
  TXC2: putz12a  "WHY ARE YOU A ROCK?!"
JadedCynic: 
 thatguy575: Cut to annoyed geologist
RatherLargeToad: suddenly, Klopmen Diamond
 bigevildan: Does a dead rock just become it's own tombstone?
Ranakel: What about the rock's family?
 Jadenim: @garfman314 mis-identified WWE Rock
 chrono2x: police crime scene vibes
 Driosenth: Open with a score card. "Man 4, Rock 3" with breakdown of rock type and team.
nerdwithabrush7: Nature documentary. 'here we see a rock in it's natural habitat.' The rock is prey
 SquareDotCube: pipette bag
 stippledotter: @ShaneLeeAtk This is what a volcano is, just the concentration of Beej is too high
 Earthenone: blood from a stone?
 Mangledpixel: making the rock pee?
 kingandcommoner: A training montage that starts with breaking sidewalk chaclk and gets progressively more impressive
 AddiCat92: Paper is *really* good.
 RockPusher: Rock vampire
 Jadenim: The rock eats blood?
MorganteMaggiore: ok but WHO is asking the quetion and WHY do they want to kill a rock?
minislot1997: Rock me like a- Hurry Kane!
 NewtyNewts: It wasn't a rock... it was a-
 YeetTheRich_: sweaty rock
twinnAJ: How does attempted cheating occur in rock killing?
 flatluigi: these rocks are too sweaty
  TXC2: so the rock wins, drinking the opps blood
DigitalSeahorse: "sweat the rock"
 stippledotter: "You wouldn't sweat a car"
 RockPusher: Interrogator sweating a rock, hoping to break it
 CodeIndigo: this is starting to sound technically too difficult for the time allotted
JadedCynic: spongy rocks
 thatguy575: Ghost rocks next
 SquareDotCube: does it sweat lead, mercury or gold?
 putz12a: @ShaneLeeAtk Nah, RockDrop the Beej
 YeetTheRich_: cut to dwayne johnson
  TXC2: we use......bigger rock!
 Bright5park: Must be some big pores if you sweat a rock 
 djalternative: What this is sounding like to me is we've found a new subseries of crapshots
 swordfishspyke: Rock situation is crazy
 Driosenth: it was one of you KPIs
 Earthenone: maybe the military misheard Iraq as a rock?
 kingandcommoner: And then smash cut to a mountain  crawling towards the town
Ranakel: "We have infinite budget, what else are we supposed to do with it?"
 stippledotter: Fundamentalist churches have been trying to kill rock for YEARS
GreyThey: They confused "a rock" for Iraq
marchphoenix: I guess we're killing rocks now
 e_bloc: thats another 30 billion from the US government
 Pheonix888: Pet rock becomes an invasive species
 thatguy575: Fist you make i bleed, then you can kill it
 PhorrestGaze: We're fighting the enemies we don't even know about yet
EvilBadman: The Americans spent 1 million dollars to kill this rock. We brought paper.
Garfman314: kill concepts
 NewtyNewts: Cryptid Cannon remains on the Q4 budget
RatherLargeToad: Big Scissor trying to defeat their nemesis
 djalternative: a return of The Weapon series?
DanielJennaGrouse: I feel like there's an old timey Chuck Norris joke in there, can't kill him with a rock but can kill a rock with Chuck
 Arclight_Dynamo: Are they trying to assassinate Mt. Rushmore?
Ranakel: They could start with "okay we've done ideas and culture, what else can we kill?"
 TehAmelie: ooh, the Stabbist league can have evolved to trying to kill rocks
@GreaseF1re: that's awesome
@aceviru: the rock gets flushed down the toilet. but it's still there
@chaotic_good_ferret: my pet rock died kills as a bit
@TheFedoraProject: pet rock veterinarian
@Haights: Over the loudspeakers, "Lithostomping Day" by Weird Al starts playing
@chaotic_good_ferret: what if the rock kills the guy?
@ptmountford: Rock, Paper Scissors but?
@ptmountford: *bit
@aceviru: Adam cosplaying as Chris redfield, punches a rock. And the "you are dead" screen comes on
@chaotic_good_ferret: pan back and the rock is on top of him
@lustmyeyes: makes me think of like a rock show ala a dog show
@Haights: Isn't that just a sauna
@DjynnFlyssa: "Look how much blood we can get into this stone!"
@biggerdoofus: As a fan of a certain rock vtuber, I'm loving the direction this discussion has gone.
@MasuLW: The rock, it bleeds!
@chaotic_good_ferret: special rock gun
  @Rogue_07: @biggerdoofus We need to get Kaela in here if we're planning how to kill Biboo
 djalternative: Kill the sun
 Mangledpixel: "how do we kill a ghost rock"
 NewtyNewts: So we've used paper to kill the rock. ...now how do you kill paper?
 allan_human: “Since no one can find John Cena, we have narrowed our research to killing The Rock.”
MorganteMaggiore: and then you call the rock pope
 stippledotter: Millenials strike again!
  TXC2: cut to a Shinto Priest
 RockPusher: Just, Look Around You!
 Voidhawk42: Rock Sam Raimi attack stinger
 Anaerin: If we're killing rocks, does that make a Quarry a mass grave?
 RockPusher: Do you see it?
DigitalSeahorse: yes!
 0x6772: @TXC2 in a Zen garden?
 NewtyNewts: Use scissors to kill paper? Now you've got scissors... and two papers!
NerdSoda: Ghost/Rock is one of the only unused type combos in PokeMon actually
JadedCynic: "Good job, gentlemen....  so now what do we do about the rock's ghost?"
darkora: they hired the angry zenmaster
Vanastar22: Sounds like a Look Around You segment.
 stippledotter: Rock on its deathbed, reflecting on life
 Jadenim: we’ve solved the Rock threat. Now, paper
 SquareDotCube: Angry Zen Master?
 public_key_reveal_party: The men who stare at rocks
Ranakel: The karate gi should have a raytheon-like badge
 Twilight_Spark: You get the first person view of the ghost of the rock leaving its rock body.
DigitalSeahorse: what would you do with it's spirit?
 djalternative: Do you want the research I have on how to kill stars?
 beowuuf: this is a hole in the bucket situation... now how do you get rid of a rock priest?
Genie_M: How to protect yourself against different kinds of rock?
EvilBadman: "We can martyr the rock!" "With stones? Get your head out of your ass."
 couchboyj: EMPTY YOUR MIND... OF ROCKS
 YeetTheRich_: rock seance
JadedTrekkie: this sounds like your prompt lmao
  TheGreenMonster450: https://imgur.com/8EKke5A
witchy_snake: The rock is broken on a table, but you have a picture of the rock unbroken in low opacity over it?
MorganteMaggiore: i lke the idea of a rock in hell
 Anaerin: If rocks can die, what does that make a quarry?
DigitalSeahorse: "Next Episode:  Dealing with rock ghosts."
GreyThey: "What do you do with its children?" and show some pebbles
 stippledotter: The rock got too stoned
darkora: please let it be the angry zen master killing the rock
 TehAmelie: @Anaerin rock nursery
JadedCynic: just an EEG cap
 RockPusher: LRR takes on Look Around You feels like a full series project potential
 SquareDotCube: "Empty your minerals, have no sediments"
Vanastar22: Last time we covered the various reasons why you might need to kill a rock, today we cover how to do it.
NerdSoda: do they have a rock apparition floating behind them?
MorganteMaggiore: with a knife in it
GreyThey: You could just cut to a pile of smaller rocks
witchy_snake: Does killing a rock count as a crime? Would they be taken to court and sent to jail for killing a rock?
DanielJennaGrouse: I think it's important the rock looks exactly the same alive and dead
 Anaerin: Rock murderer looks exhausted, with gravel or sand pouring out of their nose.
 gualdhar: what if you crack the rock and someone shouts "Now there's two of them!"
 flatluigi: and we've got blood!
 NewtyNewts: Gravel
 LordZarano: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blood_from_a_stone "Something that cannot be obtained, regardless of how much force or persuasion is used."
Vanastar22: Module 77 - Why You Might Need To Kill A Rock
DigitalSeahorse: rocking it to sleep like a murderer would comfort, shhhhh, shhhhh
 stippledotter: The rock can only reproduce at its death
 RockPusher: Do you have a source of rocks nearby?
 EmsLeigh: more importantly do you have a rock?
Genie_M: Version of monty pythons how to defend yourself against fruits, but with rocks
 aerolend: @GreyThey But then the smaller rocks start to scream.
 NewtyNewts: Rock -> leaking rock -> gravel -> sand
theonetman: Don't know the logistics, but the Whilhelm Scream when the rocks dies would be peak.
 SquareDotCube: Or it goes wrong and it becomes a crystal instead
MorganteMaggiore: murdering with clemence
 couchboyj: To kill a rock, one must first EMPTY YOUR MIND.
 beowuuf: neat pile of sand with the word 'oooooooo' inscriped in it
 TehAmelie: mustn't forget to get some greenscreen footage of the rock before you kill it so it can come back as a ghost
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 ArchRequiemD: Been a long time since I've seen a crapshoot
 glitched_goddess: “the breeding habits of rock”
 xantos69: We discussed Ensoulin ga Rock.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
witchy_snake: "And if it would be considered a crime that would send you to jail?"
Vanastar22: The circumstances in which you might find rock murder necessary.
 Anaerin: Welcome back to highly advanced self-defense for beginners, module 78: Igneous Geocide
MorganteMaggiore: golf clap
 AddiCat92: Do we want to make it a thing they're doing to beat the Soviets?
 CodeIndigo: time for practical application
 RockPusher: Also, don't let Meg know we are torturing rocks 
 paronomasiac042: lithocide, i think.
 stippledotter: You mean Lithoside?
 public_key_reveal_party: It could be funny if the video was labeled like "top secret, do not distribute" with like, a fake government organization logo on it
 SquareDotCube: geological genicide
JadedTrekkie: HE'S PULLING HIS ROCK OUT
 stippledotter: Geo is earth
 kingandcommoner: Welcome back to Kyle the Killer? "Can he kill it? YES HE CAN!"
JadedCynic: I'm not even gonna comment; I'm just gonna sit back and watch the magic happen 
  MikeSmith: wouldn’t it be funnier if the rock never moves or changes at all, but you just declare that the rock has died.
EvilBadman: Terror-forming
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I knew there was something I was forgot.
Vanastar22: We will deliver one to you via terbuchet.
 stippledotter: We need this to be scientifically accurate
Garfman314: geocide is a large-scale application
 beowuuf: @MikeSmith ^
JadedTrekkie: erm actually, geocide is a loaded term
 BITs19_: Geocide requires millions of years of careful preparation
 Jadenim: @evilbadman ooo, that’s good
  TXC2: Geocide is what the show LExx was about 
 glitched_goddess: geocide is what corporations are actively doing lol
JadedCynic: LITHOCITE
 Cptasparagus: You guys inspired me to install my own bidet. And I did it without sitting on my balls!
Vanastar22: Or visit your local quarry.
JadedCynic: lithocide
 Anaerin: "Now, you have been caring for your rock for the past month, and now it's time to complete the segment"
 e_bloc: the owner could get sedimental about it afterwards
 stippledotter: When a rock dies, does it become sand?
DigitalSeahorse: Rocks R Us
DanielJennaGrouse: as a sequel Kathleen's weefees character offering to cleanse your crystal garden of rock hauntings
 Travilogue: Maybe "Instructor" instead of "Professor" ?
 Arclight_Dynamo: So this is going to look like a mail-order VHS from 1983, right?
 niccus: is this anti-Chevrolet research?
RatherLargeToad: is it NP complete?
witchy_snake: "Would it be considered a crime?"
GreyThey: "Would the Earth seek revenge?"
 Denis_Dobrolubov: Obligatory https://xkcd.com/1198/
 TehAmelie: "if you can't find a true rock, your professor may be able to supply a pseudo rock"
 BraveOthello: "what would it cost?"
 stippledotter: It's giving the beginning of FMAB
 BraveOthello: "Everything"
 djalternative: What would it cost? $12.95
 e_bloc: but what would it cost to not kill this rock
 kingandcommoner: Can a rock go to hell? And what sins did it commit?
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Vanastar22: Should you get away with it?
 SquareDotCube: the result is that you get stone nothing
DanielJennaGrouse: "I meant THE ROCK! what the hell?!"
 AddiCat92: Also nice~
RELDnahcire: tune in next week for module 79: how to get away with lithocide
 e_bloc: I think you are inevitably facing hard time
GreyThey: "Can you murder a mountain?
DigitalSeahorse: could you get away with it?
JadedTrekkie: It would be funny if the questions got slowly more and more philosophical. It starts with "How would you do it" and it ends with "could you bear to look your child in the eyes after you do so"
MorganteMaggiore: a ted talk?
 EmmaPartlow: "Sponsored by Paper and Scissors"
 Anaerin: Is it a "Spy/Assassin" style training course, like the Kingsman, one of choosing a (rock) for the period of your training, then having to kill the rock to graduate.
   LoadingReadyRun: Are Geologists just rock cops?
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@xmann10761: cut to phone call 'Sir, Don Johnson line 1..'
@chaotic_good_ferret: "dammit I guess we're calling the rock pope again"
@aceviru: in order to make an omelette, you gotta crack a few rocks
@Haights: "It's the Flying Fuckblock!" "I HAVE A NAME" "Right! Stoneathan!"
@ptmountford: A paper list of failed rock killing methods? as a side bit
@chaotic_good_ferret: "welcome back to Randy's rock facts, in today episode I will be teaching you how to kill a rock"
@Haights: "click on the gun, then click on the rock."
@jimihendricks5602: i had to listen for a second to make sure you didn't mean the mythical bird the roc
@chaotic_good_ferret: "all dogs go to heaven but worry not all rocks do infect go to hell"
witchy_snake: Someone bust in the room at the end of the crapshot, shouting "the rock cops are here! Hide!"
 AddiCat92: @LoadingReadyRun AGAB
 margieargie: How It's Killed
 BITs19_: I'm getting *The Men Who Stare At Goats* vibes from this
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun Only keystones
crono3453: Someone who killed a rock and is panicking while burying the "body" of that rock tickles me.
Vanastar22: Who did the music for the Panelysts? That has the same kind of vibe.
Garfman314: to the archives!
 SquareDotCube: There's also the one you used in The Fart
 kingandcommoner: Rocks can go to heaven. That's where meteors come from?
 PharaohBender27: It's been used several times
MorganteMaggiore: @LoadingReadyRun a lito-pathologist?
 PharaohBender27: IIRC it was used in the intro to food badmitton
MorganteMaggiore: would god care?
 TehAmelie: i had a course in geology and yes, it's a lot like being a rock cop
 PharaohBender27: *badminton
DigitalSeahorse: Would the rock cops arrest you?
theonetman: "Do you have the stones to do it"
  TXC2: is the rock free of the original sin?
witchy_snake: Maybe someone bust in the room at the end of the crapshot, shouting "the rock cops are here! Hide!"
JadedTrekkie: is it streamed on CFUT?
GreyThey: Quarry Querries
 lirazel64: Would THEY notice, Ian?
 sheqesi: Like one of the Lost training videos?
EvilBadman: Puzzlements
 Twilight_Spark: Unnatural Science
NerdSoda: Would you give it a gravestone? Is it made of it made of it's friends and family?
 stippledotter: This is why it was always exciting when the teacher wheeled out the TV
GreyThey: Or Quarry Quandaries
 BITs19_: Is this a Quizario show?
JadedCynic: QUANDRY 
 djalternative: well, is it a tv show or internal corporate video?
 kingandcommoner: In-terra-gation. Because the earth owes us answers
 A_Dub888: now I’m imagining Riker’s actor asking these questions
 Anaerin: The student already *has* a rock, as it's been their pet rock since the beginning of the series.
Genie_M: This feels more and more Monty Python
 beowuuf: rock lithocide - do we have the ehtical right? or is it a moral imperitive?
 Twilight_Spark: Or Unnatural Philosophy actually.
DigitalSeahorse: Paul beat me to it there
 SquareDotCube: Quarrum
Mai_Andra: "Querious"
 couchboyj: Someone got a spotted pet rock from China, and it was invasive and now we need to cull?
 xantos69: Is module 79: How to live with yourself now.
EvilBadman: So stop asking
 e_bloc: this is cooking
 Astra7525: "Ethical ramifications of lithicide"
DigitalSeahorse: "We've answered those quarries."
DoodlestheGreat: We answered the moral quandries involved.
 stippledotter: Because a rock lives, a rock can die
 allan_human: we had a show called the Curiosity Show in the 70s, so good naming convention
MorganteMaggiore: the legal frame
DanielJennaGrouse: legal reprocautions
 CodeIndigo: "Before you attempt this experiment, please check the laws in your province."
Vanastar22: Maybe "we solved the moral quandries involved".
 stippledotter: "Viewer discretion is advised."
 Driosenth: [series] name suggestion "Questions Unasked"
 glitched_goddess: I’m imagining this as a film strip but that would be so much harder to edit I think lol
 e_bloc: then you get sent to prison and are doing the stereotypical breaking rocks in jail
 RockPusher: Today's en-quarry-ry: How to kill a rock
   LoadingReadyRun: I feel like the dwarfs of Deep Rock Galactic would have strong opinions about this
Scarbble: i'm very here for LRR does "look around you"
  TXC2: unaliving a rock 
Vanastar22: Seeing the life drain from the rock?
 CouldntPickAUsername: ignicide
 Sacrenos: @LoadingReadyRun Rock and Stone brother, rock and stone!
 lirazel64: @loadingreadyrun Good point!
 CouldntPickAUsername: ferrocide
 Arclight_Dynamo: Vehicular lithocide
JadedCynic: Rock euthenasia
 SymphonySolstice: rock vehicular manslaughter
witchy_snake: Or "how to evade rock cops"
 stippledotter: Can the rock be blurry at the end, like the rock in a puddle was too graphic
 kingandcommoner: We ethically source our rocks. This rock was personally responsible for blocking the [insert highway here] last thanksgiving
 glitched_goddess: Rock Regicide
Vanastar22: Rock assisted suicide.
GirlPainting: The question is, CAN you actualy kill a rock, or do you just generate multiple smaller rocks? @LoadingReadyRun
MorganteMaggiore: wouldn't the next episode dealing with the ghost?
 GreatWahooney: driveby rock splitting
melfsminutemeteors: Is this not just a segment from that show Jonathan Frakes did? I mean, both Graham and Ian could both pull off that impression woth, like, zero effort
 flatluigi: that works in real life too
DylPage: Rock Justifiable Self-Defence.
 e_bloc: justifiable lithocide
 EmmaPartlow: "you wouldn't download a rock"
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: defenstrate a rock today™
 Jadenim: geological malpractice, surely?
DigitalSeahorse: Rock's Laughter
 Mangledpixel: you didn't know before then?!
 raulghoulia: Kiryu has never killed anyone canonically as well
 Cptasparagus: I told my GF "the easiest way to get  away with murder is vehicular homocide" the first time I drove her somewhere. We're still together after 3 years at least
 SquareDotCube: Micaslaughter
MorganteMaggiore: next episode: what qualify as a rock
 couchboyj: To you need different techniques to kill igneous and sedimentary rocks?
 A_Dub888: But Kiryu Kazuma has never killed
RatherLargeToad: for insurance purposes, it is the vehicle that kills them, not you
 TehAmelie: if you're without sin, you get one free stone
 GhostValv: @Cptasparagus because of the implication
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun if you split a rock, do you KILL the rock, or do you just generate 2 smaller rocks?
Garfman314: i need to hear this
MorganteMaggiore: brb gotta see it
 CouldntPickAUsername: love that Frakes embraces it
 swordfishspyke: Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
 RockPusher: I assume Frakes has practiced patter for that
 GreatWahooney: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Next week: How to hire a rock defence lawyer.
 CodeIndigo: "Have you ever seen one of these?" (holds up a banana)
 AddiCat92: Amazing~
melfsminutemeteors: Yeah! Thank you, jeez, could NOT remember the show lol
 Cptasparagus: @GhostValv omg I also showed her that clip a while back and she was like.... I hate this show
 e_bloc:   
 RockPusher: it seems like the sort of thing he'd enjoy
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: The video of frakes slowed down where he sounds like a drunk guy at a bar still kills me
 EmmaPartlow: "this module is sponsored by paper and scissors"
EvilBadman: Bouldergeist?
 BraveOthello: Sure it's not "module 69: Nice"
 stippledotter: Does it matter what kind of rock?
RatherLargeToad: will light yoga work?
WriterRaven: @BraveOthello *Gneiss
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun if you split a rock, do you KILL the rock, or do you just generate 2 smaller rocks?
DylPage: Is there a portmanteau that works?  Polter-gneiss?
 Anaerin: @EvilBadman VERY nice.
RELDnahcire: geo-st (Geode-st)?
DigitalSeahorse: "How to deal with rock ghosts."
Vanastar22: I know we're locked into a Look Around You style show, but this idea presented like Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction could also be very funny.
 Jorsh029: Having a table of contents slide showing the neighboring chapters of this video series is real strong
 BraveOthello: @WriterRaven Oh that's good
DanielJennaGrouse: the rock stays the same but you have a translucent version of it hover above it
 couchboyj: How to deal with a sedimentary spirit or an igneous apparition
 PhorrestGaze: is this all one person, or is there a narrator (who says lithocide) and practical demonstrator (who says kill a rock)
 niccus: at the risk of being too Look Around You, have a geiger counter stop clicking when it bleeds
 RockPusher: Do you have a proper embossing Dymo label maker?
 Anaerin: As EvilBadman said: "Dealing with a Bouldergeist"
 EmmaPartlow: I feel like you could make a joke of saying it's between a rock and a hard place
Vanastar22: Maybe Module 80 could be what to do with your rock murder byproducts, including the fluid?
 iris_of_ether: @Anaerin That's so good
@connorlesyshyn3152: Just make it Graham acting as Jonathan Frakes
  @Rogue_07: Geological malpractice, surely
@Haights: Rock MAiD
@jimihendricks5602: does evan the crowbar defend you for any of that?
@Haights: Lithogeist?
 stippledotter: Bouldergeist is so good
 ArtDecoSunburn: James Burke's "Connections."
 RockPusher: 16mm‽ That sounds like some quality
phoenixfeather14: Bouldergeist is very good
 CodeIndigo: the old school filmstrip machine
  TXC2: we're all of the age of the school leasson with Teacher putting on a educational tape
 RockPusher: surely they would only spring for 8mm
 glitched_goddess: we had film strips lol
JadedCynic: LUCKY
 SquareDotCube: "Be warned, we found this method difficult to perform on diorite"
 TheMerricat: Chat, does anyone else remember filmstrips? BEEP.
 BrowneePointz: We watched Barry Lyndon in English class in High School. That was fun
DigitalSeahorse: lol
RatherLargeToad: anyone else remember transparency projectors?
 BrowneePointz: we also watched The Seventh Seal in that Class
  TXC2: we did that with Macbeth 
JadedCynic: @BrowneePointz a friend streamed that last night!
 raulghoulia: and the kids were saved by oh lets say Moe
DanielJennaGrouse: teacher wheeling the cart in and then on the CRT it's a V-Tuber
 stippledotter: Bouldergeist would work really well as a label on a chart
 BrowneePointz: @JadedCynic it's a good damn movie
7gorobei: module 81: ectoplasmic fracking
 kingandcommoner: "It is commonly belived that there are 3 kinds of rock, Igneous, Sedimentary, and Metamorphic. Today we have proven the existence of a fourth: Ectoplasmic"
Garfman314: the wild west period was only like 10 years
 CodeIndigo: @stippledotter i kinda think that's gonna be a red/black magic card at some point
 ArchRequiemD: Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Spill her blood
Creideiki_SE: @RatherLargeToad I had a professor in university who only used those. C:a 2005.
EvilBadman: For some reason I thought Graham's anecdote was going to end with "so we enacted Lord of the Flies"
DigitalSeahorse: "We're gonna need a new Billy."
 Arclight_Dynamo: My high school world religions teacher wanted us to watch A Man for All Seasons. He was sick, so the substitute put on Finding Nemo instead. When my teacher found out the next week, I think he got that guy fired.
 couchboyj: "Looks like we're gonna need another Rocky"
JadedCynic: romeo and juliet in class for us, olivia hussey...
TheAinMAP: Kids with beanie hats and lollipops.
 SquareDotCube: FEAR does it excellently
 BrowneePointz: @Garfman314 30. Generally given from the end of the Civil War to about 1890ish
 e_bloc: I left a message on your service but you did not call
GirlPainting: The video game "voice recordings" are such a staple, that NEVER happened in real life
 BrowneePointz: @LoadingReadyRun “The idea of having to photograph a car makes me ill,” he began. “And the idea of photographing a cellphone is just death. And to make a contemporary story you have to photograph a cellphone — it’s just how life is — so no.”
 CodeIndigo: @e_bloc too many secrets!!
 TehAmelie: but now we can enjoy modern TV conventions like people making dramatic pauses in SMS chains
 allan_human: the new Kids In The Hall started with the last fax sent ever
Garfman314: @BrowneePointz thanks
 SquareDotCube: @BrowneePointz technically around 60 years, wagon trains to Oregon started around 1848
 niccus: Several people are typing...
  TXC2: a PAN-AM phone
 ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Yup. There are earlier "frontier" periods in the US, but they're all the Kentucky and Oregon fur regions antebellum.
 RockPusher: The Every Frame A Painting about the evolution of depicting TXTing is still a good one
 DeM0nFiRe: As opposed to Bowie's 2001
 BrowneePointz: @SquareDotCube I'm talking specifically the "Wild West era" and not overall Frontier Expansion the latter for which you are correct
GirlPainting: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RockPusher: that's a good term
 GrassVortex: 
 BrowneePointz: ectoplasmic fracking SENT me
 LilyOfTheVeil666: I respect Robert Eggers' commitment to being a weird little gut (/pos)
 TheMerricat: Feel like we're moving into Control territory. 
 AddiCat92: Module 77: How to deal with the Guilt.
 stippledotter: They look like CFUT
Vanastar22: Is there any excuse to show a petri dish?
DigitalSeahorse: a ghee?
Vanastar22: Or a brown glass bottle? If you have one.
 LordZarano: An experiment was carried out
  TXC2: DigitalSeahorse  a Gi, a karate uniform
 stippledotter: @Vanastar22 Just a rock sitting in a petri dish too small
 RockPusher: Also, speaking of directors, remember Edgar Wright is one of the Look Around You scientists 
Invitare: Angry Zen Master staring at a rock is good
 xantos69: "In the control zone"
  TXC2: or other Japanese martial art
Garfman314: someone suggested "instructor" rather than professor, and I liked that
 Twilight_Spark: An ethically sourced
Vanastar22: @stippledotter 😂
GirlPainting: Suicidal Sediment
JadedTrekkie: a rock on death row
 Jorsh029: Some options for dealing with your rock corpse include: throw it in a river.  Cleverly hide it in your zen garden. Anxiously live with the guilt for millions of years to let natural erosion take its course
GreyThey: "This rock is a convicted criminal"
 Astra7525: a rock who has had a fulfilled life
 2Flower: "condemned rock"
 brainbosh: A rock on death row
DigitalSeahorse: TXC2 ah, I would have known that if I had proceeded beyond the free karate classes
 Strebenherz: Cut to rock thrown on screen
 A_Dub888: Go to your local Rockspice
 WiJohn: a rock guilty of unspeakable crimes
 GrassVortex: ethically sourced rock?
  Sarah_Serinde: I like the double meaning  of "prepared for death"
 Arclight_Dynamo: Magnetic or true north?
Garfman314: "specimen" is the term
melfsminutemeteors: OOO, specifications on the little known difficulties associated with murdering various kinds of minerals, eg. "While silicates are known for the strength and durability, killing them is a remarkably simple matter of finding their fracture point. Ghost extraction soon follows" or "Jasper is associated with its energy absorbing capabilities, so be sure that, when destroyed, it has recently fed on positive energies from a picnic or family gathering to avoid spectral retribution"
 SymphonySolstice: a rock that has filled out the appropriate paperwork
Patorik: A rock at the end of its life span
 Anaerin: It's THEIR rock, that was given to them (as a pet rock) at the beginning of the course.
 couchboyj: Obtain a sedimentary rock.  Igneous rocks are protected under the...
 ghizmou: today, we thank our rocks for their sacrifice for science
 CouldntPickAUsername: provide an ethically sourced rock
 RockPusher: *Magnetic* North
 AziraphalesShop: Ley lines
 SquareDotCube: Geographic north or magnetic north?
 Driosenth: oriented left
 Twilight_Spark: We're going full SCP with this eh?
 stippledotter: A picture of a broken window, with a rock in the middle
RatherLargeToad: “it knows what it did”
JadedTrekkie: "next time: how to give a rock a viking funeral"
 thatguy575: An appropriate rock
 RockPusher: NOT true North
 FPNY41: the condemned
 beowuuf: this rock has been ethically sourced from a terminally ill rock home
 gualdhar: "If you do not have a condemned rock, a condemned rock will be provided for you by your professor"
NerdSoda: an assisted lithocided
Vinewood_OG: Observe your local regulations and leylines
Forgotten_Sanity: as shown in module 67, make sure it faces north
Vanastar22: If you remember Module 72 you will know how to properly orient your rock.
 PhorrestGaze: module seems self directed
@fyclockworketernal1323: Put a halo on the rock
  @Rogue_07: Ethically sourced?
  @Rogue_07: A rock that was donated to science?
@chaotic_good_ferret: this rock is on lone as they are currently slated for death row
Garfman314: oh, think in terms of "this is how it happens" rather than "this is how you do it"
DanielJennaGrouse: "if you don't have a rock your municipality should be able provide a rock determined suitable for euthanasia"
DigitalSeahorse: ethical implications of teaching kids to kill objects
 SquareDotCube: but do we point the rock face towards or away from you?
 thatguy575: Suitable victim
Patorik: A rock that has donated its body to science
 TehAmelie: we could have type D rocks, to be a little SCP foundation
 RockPusher: Calibrate the rock's orientation with respect to the local geomagnetic conditions.
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DigitalSeahorse: xD
 RockPusher: Rock was exposed to asbestos
 SquareDotCube: A rock that's contracted lithma
 CodeIndigo: "this rock's condition isn't going anywhere"
  TXC2: a rock on death row
GirlPainting: We only use Sediment, that is on death row!
sanguine_sandman: do not worry.  for the rock, this will be a great honor
 margieargie: This is getting away from lithocide and into lithanasia
Vanastar22: "Look at this sick rock!" "Yes, we can use it for lithocide"
 RockPusher: Rock has silicosis
 Astra7525: Does the ghost only appear if the rock was unprepared for death?
Didero: "Ask your rock if it is suitable for this procedure"
DoodlestheGreat: "Diseases of rock."
GreyThey: "Warning: Do not attempt this on a metamorphic rock."
RatherLargeToad: it has mud on its face.  it is a big disgrace.  it has been waving a banner
 Jorsh029: "may cause injury or fight back"
DanielJennaGrouse: a rock not ready to move from its mortal coil may cause geological hauntings
 TehAmelie: rocks from asbestos mines? they're the worst
 Cptasparagus: does it get a rock priest?
GirlPainting: we only use sediment, that has caused harm to others by landslies!
Garfman314: i like this version of "prepared for death"
 FuzBubbles: “your rock has been prepared for death.”   implies other processes have occurred
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I agree with Graham
 CodeIndigo: some of these asides can be captions onscreen
Patorik: A rock that is scientifically curious about the afterlife
 AddiCat92: Yeah
 Travilogue: "Take you rock from the supplied kit. Orient it North."
 thatguy575: Remember to properly screen your rocks for impurities and sins
 beowuuf: i found this budda rock on the road, and thus we must kill it
 TheNerdWonder: the Implement?
DanielJennaGrouse: you shouldn't get ghosts if you choose the right rock
 RockPusher: Ethical questions are covered in the Advanced 200-level course
Vanastar22: The volunteer?
 couchboyj: Bring in the Instrument
 hyralt: Bring...the MACHINE
 CaptainSpam: The implement
 CodeIndigo: "introduce the apparatus into the environment"
 Jadenim: implement
 Driosenth: "The Weapon" is his title
 glitched_goddess: Jimothy
 A_Dub888: Bring T H E M A C H I N E
melfsminutemeteors: Spectral miner
 ArtDecoSunburn: The Instrument.
DigitalSeahorse: "Bring in the geologist."
 LarkSachrosis: The Operator
 SquareDotCube: Anti-Dwayne
DanielJennaGrouse: HIM
 Driosenth: The Geologist
NerdSoda: the lithomancer
Patorik: The implement
Garfman314: different term for "bring in"?
 rosesmcgee: The apparatus
 Anaerin: Is this a Military instructional film?
 stippledotter: "Your Hammer"
 iris_of_ether: The geologist 
RatherLargeToad: “This is an expert we prepared earlier off camera”
 RockPusher: Does the Moonbase have a rock hammer?
 Mangledpixel: Deploy the Expert
DigitalSeahorse: "Deploy the geologist."
 FPNY41: the instrument
 Arclight_Dynamo: The instrument
NerdSoda: the lithomancer and lithorcist
 TehAmelie: deploy the Hammer is good
melfsminutemeteors: Lithorcist is really good
 Arclight_Dynamo: The apparatus
 RockPusher: "The rock is now dead."
jnics23: Elmo is gonna think this crapshot is a banger
 stippledotter: An aggressive zoom in on the eyes
darkora: that does have big draw the rest of the owl energy and I kinda love it
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I like Beej's line, simple works 
RatherLargeToad: “I threw a rock at it”
sanguine_sandman: “Select your rock” followed by a rock selection screen with various rocks
 thatguy575: Step 3, kill
melfsminutemeteors: "Pray to the new gods and old"
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 AziraphalesShop: If you find the rock on the road, kill the rock
JadedTrekkie: I love that spell
 neisan2112: "Now draw the rest of the fucking owl"
MercurialVox: "If you have followed our instructions thus far, the rock is now dead."
 CaptainEnder7: The rock botherer?
 ArchRequiemD: Now my brain is thinking of the Pokemon Rocksmash HM sound effect
  Sarah_Serinde: I like the joke of "just do the thing" that they're ostensibly teaching you how to do
 glitched_goddess: “Kill the rock using one of the previously determined methods.”
GreyThey: FYI, "Kill the Rock" is the name of a song from a canceled band...
 avjamethyst: I've tried fixing the draw the rest of the owl meme, it's not possible
7gorobei: "introduce the catalyzer"
 AddiCat92: @LoadingReadyRun Big 'Next: Draw the rest of the owl.' energy
 thatguy575: Now, kill
 gualdhar: should there be a "Don't mistake Dwayne Johnson for your rock" joke?
 stippledotter: I'm glad rockpusher has been so influential in this particular one.
 CodeIndigo: @GreyThey please tell me apollo 440 is not problematic
GreyThey: @CodeIndigo No, Mindless Self Indulgence
Vanastar22: Do we even need to specify "the rock"?
 TehAmelie: i just realized, to kill the rock you want the metal (sorry)
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I think it's funnier if it's just "Kill the rock" yeah
Vanastar22: "Now; kill"
 CodeIndigo: @GreyThey oh good
 AddiCat92: You have now killed the rock.
 BrowneePointz: Question: Should the Rocks of Everything Everywhere style googly eyes?
 BrowneePointz: have*
 flatluigi: for techniques and potential liability
Forgotten_Sanity: Ready yourself as described in module 58
 RockPusher: *Carefully* kill the rock
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 SquareDotCube: If there is blood, that is a stone, and you need to cease.
 A_Dub888: Wait, why are we killing Dwayne Johnson?
DanielJennaGrouse: I think it's funnier if the rock is declared dead without being physically broken in any way
  TXC2: I think shorter is cleaner
Vinewood_OG: His films can't hurt you anymore.
melfsminutemeteors: Next, kill the rock. If your rock is still alive, repeat step 1
 Twilight_Spark: 
 SymphonySolstice: Congratulatuons!
 PharaohBender27: 
 thatguy575: Rock die when they are killed
 stippledotter: "If you failed, run."
DanielJennaGrouse: also need a module on rock burials
 allan_human: Apollo 440’s “Stop The Rock” has been in my head this whole time.
sanguine_sandman: tiny rock coffin ⚰️
 BrowneePointz: oh god I remember that art trend from 10 years ago
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@raijha: just go outside and grab one? They're rocks!
@Dumorimasoddaa: A rock that as volunteered for euthanasia
@JNics23: elmo will love this crapshot
  @Rogue_07: The apparatus?
@formerlyknownasgiiko: Get Dwayne to deal with the Rock
@BenjaminKlahn: "next kill the rock" feels like it needs an animation with a rock and a red line crossing it out.
 thatguy575: Be sure to take several breaks if needed
 BrowneePointz: 14 years ago?
 glitched_goddess: Alt.Disney
RatherLargeToad: just repeated zoom ins back and forth
 RockPusher: hahahahahahaa
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 PharaohBender27: 
 iris_of_ether: hahahahahaha
Ned_Flandalorian: someone steps in and places a stethoscope on the rock, then nods to confirm it's silent
 GrassVortex: 
mutafoxgaming: hi
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing, Nelly 
 Astra7525: Is this 70 modules just about killing rocks?
sanguine_sandman: call Evan the Crowbar Brown
  TXC2: fantastic work Nelson
Garfman314: that's beautiful nelly
DigitalSeahorse:   The Rock becomes a deadlift weight.
 zed_alpha: "Which rocks deserve to die?" is sheer gold
JadedCynic: okay, Nelly has contriubted! 
 RockPusher: 
 TheNerdWonder: some of that sounded personal, Nelson. well done
wholsometiger: Stinger of: "hey dad, have you seen my pet rock"
  TXC2: Hello mutafoxgaming  welcome
WriterRaven: from chat earlier: "Module 69: Gneiss"
 GhostValv:  rock...
NerdSoda: "Commonly Mistaken for Rocks"
EvilBadman: Lower case rock
Noy2222: you may be entitled for financial compensation
 TehAmelie: maybe the video needs a disclaimer about Dwayne
 SquareDotCube: Did a rock make *you* bleed?
GreyThey: "No Dwayne Johnsons will harmed in the filming of this series"
Vinewood_OG: But we definitely believe this is your first time at In n Out.
DanielJennaGrouse: a shot of a woman in a bed with a rock laying on a pillow next to her
 RockPusher: "Remember, these techniques are ineffective on The Rock."
 stippledotter: Module 70: Suitable Techniques
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 'This rock is pissing me off'
 SquareDotCube: A miserable pile of sediments
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 SymphonySolstice: the classic
 DeM0nFiRe: 
darkora: 
 SquareDotCube: Module 69: Nice (France)
 kingandcommoner: Cut to someone dressed as a professional wrestler sitting on a chair angrily staring at the TV
 thatguy575: How to identify a rock, how to identify an evil rock, how to identify the rock that did it
DigitalSeahorse: IDing and Labelling rock types.
EvilBadman: That's the dream
 Strebenherz: Gneiss.  Goddammit xD
 RockPusher: Heather's derision fills us with pride 
 CodeIndigo: put the rock on a lazy susan and rotate it slowly?
 A_Dub888: I thought chat was the only one who could disappoint Heather
 flatluigi: could a module be "rock pushing"
 Jorsh029: Chapter 81: how to make a living as a new Ingneophage
DanielJennaGrouse: Gravestones and other rock burial traditions
Garfman314: courier newest
Vanastar22: "QUANDRY" is definietly distinct because it's a logo.
melfsminutemeteors: "QUARndry"?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LaconicDiligentGnatTBTacoRight-dw2XB4__tRV8gP3E
Mai_Andra: The rock knows what it is because it knows what it isn't.
 SquareDotCube: 69-79 could be displayed like a DVD menu
 couchboyj: Can you be a rock?  All about fossilization
Boopity: Shoutouts to itch io packs
DigitalSeahorse: woah
 thatguy575: Model 1, rock?
EvilBadman: "It's a rock, Graham, how much could it cost"
 iris_of_ether: Go forth and font
Bruceski: 1200 fonts and three good ones
Didero: That may be too many fonts
 kingandcommoner: sometimes you need Bleeding Cowboys
 Arclight_Dynamo: On a font-per-dollar basis, that's a steal!
 Mangledpixel: alternatively: mangledpixel.com/Quandry%20title%20screen.png
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 RockPusher: Mangledpixel is very powerful
 RealGamerCow: I once had a user that was complaining their Word was slow. They had over 15,000 fonts installed.
  TXC2: RealGamerCow  yikes!
 WokenClick: I can hear the legally distinct how it's made music playing already
 kingandcommoner: If your rock is not magnetic, it does not know where north is, but it is still polite
 LordZarano: https://ci.itch.io/all-fonts-pack
 BITs19_: just looked up Bleeding Cowboys, I would describe it as a very Extra font
Ned_Flandalorian: ensure your rock is not pregnant
 thatguy575: Congratulations
asddsa28: The rock is now dead?
darkora: the rock is now dead, give yourself a pat on the back
 AddiCat92: The rock is now dead. Congratulations.
 iris_of_ether: @LordZarano ...I gotta share this with a friend, thank you 
 zed_alpha: "Wheeled in" should be literal. They ought to be rolled into shot on a dolly.
 zed_alpha: like hannibal friggin' lecter
MercurialVox: Super. Hot. Super. Hot.
theonetman: I think having a priest come in when saying "rock is prepared for death" would be a nice visual gag
 SquareDotCube: actually can the expert be wearing a gi, protective goggles and a safety helmet
melfsminutemeteors: Good job in comic sans
 TPRJones: "Not taking your quartz for granite"
 thatguy575: "Well done, you monster "
 TheNerdWonder: that's a hand truck
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, it would also be funny if it was like, a rolly chair
Angreed66: job good job good job
 AddiCat92: I was also imagining that.
 RockPusher: Dolly (warehouse) vs Dolly (cinema)
 Jorsh029: The rock always knows where it is. If you subtract where the rock isn't from where the rock is, you will get hit in the face with the rock.
 2Flower: Dolly (parton)
Vanastar22: Is the lithocidal expert in some kind of costume?
 paronomasiac042: lynchian crapshot
 thatguy575: Dolly (toy)
 CodeIndigo: @RockPusher vs. Dolly (madison) vs Dolly (Parton)
 saintguard: I didn't realize this was Amish Paradise
 zed_alpha: "Oh no, my heavyweight titles!"
DigitalSeahorse: does anyone have a link to the fonts that Graham was referring to?
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  @Rogue_07: gneiss
@aceviru: what is a rock? a miserable pile of minerals
@BalrogHuzzah: i think this could consist almost entirely of static shots of a rock. doesn't even need a person to work
 kingandcommoner: Or say nothing but have a broom sweeping up the rock
Garfman314: maintain your elecrolytes
 flatluigi: refractory period
 Driosenth: Post execution, hydration is essential
Patorik: Notify the rock's net of kin
GreyThey: "Don't neglect aftercare"
 CaptainSpam: "Place the deceased rock in a proper storage recepticle."
DanielJennaGrouse: familiarise yourself with all the stages of grief
 Jadenim: remineralise?
  TXC2: get the IV bag ready
 thatguy575: Nap vigorously
 putz12a: Grief Councellors should be on hand
melfsminutemeteors: "Mineral water is strongly recommended for rock death recovery"
 LordZarano: Mineral water
 SquareDotCube: Its gravel will become part of a new rock, and the cycle continues
twinnAJ: Hydration is what separates us from the rocks after all
NerdSoda: are we just gilding the rock now?
 RockPusher: Dispose of the body according to local regulations.
 Twilight_Spark: exacts a terrible price
 Jorsh029: Flashing text of "after care" 
 Mangledpixel: to calculate the fraction of soul you will lose, use the following formula
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Vinewood_OG: Please refill your soulstone as necessary.
ShifuDaxiongmao: how about a "where are they now?" thing at the end, showing the rocks family mourning it? 
DanielJennaGrouse: "practice self care"
GreyThey: "price" may not work as well if you have "financial cost" a few lines earlier
Vanastar22: Remember to stretch?
 AddiCat92: Hydrate accordingly [slams down an absolutely massive bottle of water]
 CaptainSpam: "Place the deceased rock in a sterile storage recepticle", that's what it needs, the word "sterile".
JadedCynic: brilliant
 TehAmelie: you may want to visit the refectory to begin the recovery process
 stippledotter: Lithic Transmutation is hard work
 xantos69: 500 Thank for this.
 RockPusher: The Ghost
  TXC2: this is stupid, I love it
 Anaerin: Still love "Bouldergeist"
 Strebenherz: Kpop geology slayers
DigitalSeahorse: 
 couchboyj: Bouldergeist is great
 EmmaPartlow: @Anaerin Same
 SquareDotCube: the stony ghost
 Dumori: @AddiCat92 Counterpoint half full shot glass
 Arclight_Dynamo: Gentlemen, congratulations: this is unhinged.
 flatluigi: i like exacts
Vinewood_OG: They say you can't stop the rock. Bullllshiiit.
  Sarah_Serinde: I like "exacts"
phoenixfeather14: Bouldergeist is still a favourite
 gnyrinn: I think "The ghost of a rock" should be there; not just "the ghost".
  TXC2: impiles intents
 thatguy575: Need the on screen cables like road runner cartoon
melfsminutemeteors: Do we maybe include the ghost visibly leaving the rocks corpse?
 glitched_goddess: are you referring to corpse removal?
Angreed66: Extracts?
 zed_alpha: "Every murdered stone demands a sacrifice."
 AddiCat92: exacts is a *very* good word honestly.
 thatguy575: Sorry: Need the on screen lables like road runner cartoon
 e_bloc: Do not ask for what the bell tolls.  It tolls for rock
 Jadenim: @gnyrinn I think the ambiguity is funnier
melfsminutemeteors: No, no...its funnier to simply imply that the ghost WILL be there
 Mangledpixel: "incur" implies it's the rock that pays the cost
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 Mangledpixel: "exacts" is correct
 TPRJones: what is the corpse of a dead rock?  sand?
  TXC2: exacts has strong "from hell's heart" energy on the part of the Rock
 GreatWahooney: 
 Dumori: Can we have a shot of slowly sweeping the gravel in to a dustpan?
  TXC2: DeM0nFiRe  
GreyThey: Please don't flesh out the rock
 ekplayscards: go go file organization
 thatguy575: Future module, corps disposal
 Mangledpixel: https://mangledpixel.com/Quandrytest-50.jpg
DigitalSeahorse:  rock out
 kingandcommoner: with visible wires?
 PharaohBender27: @Mangledpixel 
melfsminutemeteors: "Quartz disposal"
 iris_of_ether: @Mangledpixel 
DanielJennaGrouse: is the ghost the same rock or an obvious stock image with the shutterstock watermark still on it?
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7gorobei: "would it merit your grief"?
Genie_M: Quandary doesn't really fit....
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: [whumwhumwhumwhum]
 putz12a: This sounds amazing... But for some reason, my brain wants Dave's Spokesperson to be the narrator with the weird cadence
Vinewood_OG: Kill the rock. They know what they did.
GreyThey: You have "cost" at the beginning and "price" at the end
 GrassVortex: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Exacts or extracts?
GreyThey: Not sure if that's an issue or not
 AddiCat92: I feel like there either needs to be a beat between 'Would it deserve your grief' and the line before it or we can drop it.
 Anaerin: "What to do with the Bouldergeist"
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: I think that all works
Vinewood_OG: Yessss
 AddiCat92: X ways to Y
 Driosenth: new X ways to Y
 Astra7525: Module 81: Ways to kill a Rock
 ArchRequiemD: Dynamite
 RealGamerCow: This is a very good "no context, no explanation" Crapshot
GreyThey: Like should it be "terrible cost" at the start and end, to match?
 shea_wolfe: A bigger, harder rock
 A_Dub888: The M A C H I N E
DigitalSeahorse: geoblastic
ShifuDaxiongmao: To kill a rock, you must first become rock.
EvilBadman: Throwing rocks into the ocean is fun and legal
DigitalSeahorse: geoblasting*
TheSpindash: "hydrate accordingly" feels like someone pouring a glass of water on the expert's head without reaction
Creideiki_SE: @Arclight_Dynamo https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/exact#Verb
 djalternative: just an entire 16 episode season of rock killing
 PharaohBender27: It's also going to require a rock
DoodlestheGreat: "Use of psychological warfare to kill a rock."
 CabooseFails: out of curiosity, how many people have just spent $19 on fonts?
sanguine_sandman: Next time: The ethical consumption of ectoplasm.
Didero: we have rocks at home
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Creideiki_SE Yes, I'm suggesting a possible alternative.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhe
DoodlestheGreat: @CabooseFails Yes.
EvilBadman: Touch rock
 CodeIndigo: is the rock photogenic
 iris_of_ether: @CabooseFails I haven't, but I sent it to a friend who absolutely will
 SquareDotCube: we have rocks underneath us
Noy2222: We have rocks at home
 Mangledpixel: ethically sourced rock
  TXC2: "we have rocks outside" the opposite of "we have rocks at home"
DigitalSeahorse: medium size of a medium size
Vanastar22: Is the expert in some kind of eccentric outfit, or does he just look like a guy?
 kingandcommoner: Or start big and each cut back form the expert makes it smaller
 niccus: it needs to look killable
 CodeIndigo: has the rock had work done
Vanastar22: Is he visually distinct?
 SymphonySolstice: find a rock outside that is prepared for death
 BraveOthello: I wonder if Alex went to find rocks
 putz12a: I want to say to use one of those key holder fake rocks 
 Anaerin: "Make sure you start with a small rock to begin with. Large rocks and boulders are best left for experts."
 DeM0nFiRe: I think the rock being split in half, just a single cut, would be funniest
 Inquisitor_Xian: @BraveOthello almost certainly lol
 hyralt: Try to crack the rock, gravel as backup
Garfman314: i think a pile of sand is reasonable
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: module XX casting a rock
 SymphonySolstice: it just cuts to gravel is funnier
melfsminutemeteors: Have Alex smash it. Dress him as he was in the drop series
GreyThey: Dirt would work
 TPRJones: how do you tell the corpse of a rock from a pile of rock babies?  or is being killed just how rocks reproduce?
 SquareDotCube: pea gravel will work
  @staley101: I think this is the first ever crap shoot I've ever caught live 😃
  @Rogue_07: This is drifting into Dave's Spokesman lol
 CouldntPickAUsername: dead rock should look exactly the same as the live rock
 gnyrinn: Later modules deal with smashing the rock, but not like that.
 stippledotter: Draw Xs on the rock with sharpie, like eyes
 Dumori: Mentioned before but during the final monologue can we have the pile of debris being slowly swept up as the background shot?
Howarddeanfan: Could a "dead" rock just be the same rock with a gray filter.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Shoot the ghost before smashing.
 margieargie: @CouldntPickAUsername Yeah, honestly this is my favorite, or maybe just the rock falling over
 Nigouki: IF there was time for it I would make a wet sand rock then timelapse it as it dries and falls apart
ShifuDaxiongmao: somewhere that won't get damaged by rock shards 
Genie_M: Remember to film ghost rock before breaking
 RockPusher: *whumwhumwhumwhum* *hammering sound* *hard cut to pile of sand*
 hyralt: @CouldntPickAUsername that does subvert the expectation that a dead rock is at all different from a live rock
DigitalSeahorse: in a stark lab
Garfman314: you need a lab setting
 BITs19_: I was picturing it against the drapes
7gorobei: module 82: cremating the rock, vitreous upcycling
 SymphonySolstice: the what sorry
 RockPusher:  
 Twilight_Spark: On a crapshoot even!
 iris_of_ether:   
 PharaohBender27: I know what Ian's talking about!
 RockPusher: Casual Ian cum-wizard mention 
 AddiCat92: The Cum Wizard.
  Sarah_Serinde: yup 
Vinewood_OG: Yeah it was!
 CodeIndigo: maybe green screen a lab scene?
 djalternative: yeah. CUM Wizard was a crapshoot
 BraveOthello: The CUM wizard
  TXC2: what's weird about the CUM wizard? it's vital software
Scarbble: that crapshoot killed me. it was so funny
 DeM0nFiRe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNdlK8tod8
 Anaerin: @7gorobei Manufacturing of Magma, making a cast of friends.
 gnyrinn: Ah, you mean the Computational Unit Manager Installation helper.
DigitalSeahorse: any light blue?
7gorobei: @Anaerin there is an investment casting sand joke in there somewhere
DigitalSeahorse: a green screened lab?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AuspiciousSmoothCoffeeTriHard-DyVG4DvqDXcOo5yD
 CodeIndigo: and the guillotine
 Anaerin: Sand in an Erlinmeyer flask
  TXC2: if possible, the killing should be series of increasingly tightening close shots
Didero: Defibrilating some gravel?
 CouldntPickAUsername: again I say just have the dead rock look exactly the same
 SymphonySolstice: oh I did see that crapshot. I just decided to forget about it last time
 TPRJones: all carrying various rocks
DigitalSeahorse: Photo lab dark rooms for example
 CaptainEnder7: Did they find science2.mp3 ?
 RockPusher: Prepare the set!
  TXC2: !break
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 PharaohBender27: @CaptainEnder7 Not yet, it sounds like
 kusinohki: meows....  awwww
  TXC2: hello kusinohki  welcome
 TPRJones: stinger: man dressed in very 70s outfit looks on in confusion while disco music plays
 kusinohki: forgot this was on the schedule and didn't get a notification until just now.  thanks twitch...
@biggerdoofus: A possible alternate representation of a dead rock: mineral water
@aceviru: Cori absolutely nailed that shoot
@aceviru: time to cycle your rocks and stretch your fluids
 BITs19_: @kusinohki I am so curious to see what you think the script is while they're setting up for it
Didero: !biggiantcircles
 EmmaPartlow: I hope we can buy rocks on the LRR store after this
 iris_of_ether: !bgc
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 BraveOthello: @LRRbot You're not my real dad, you can't tell me what to do!
Boopity: @kusinohki I don't use notifications, but I feel like I've never heard of the twitch notifications working...
Didero: Why is !biggiantcircles a sub-only command?
 kusinohki: I saw some text about killing a rock???
Didero: @iris_of_ether Thanks
 iris_of_ether: 
 BraveOthello: @Boopity Sometimes they work flawlessly, today I got it 44 minutes late
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ShifuDaxiongmao: @EmmaPartlow shirt with image that is just rock with the red circle with diagonal line over it 
 RockPusher: EmmaPartlow LRR Rocks! Available Now!
 Didero:  @beowuuf Thanks for the three months of gift sub!!
 kusinohki: I wonder....  if I don't look at my phone for a time it gets very quiet.  and then a bunch of notices appear at once when picking it up.  but I still get email notices *shrug*  I don't know how tech works anymore...
 EmmaPartlow: @RockPusher This is funny given your name, too 
 beowuuf: @Didero 
Boopity: @ShifuDaxiongmao Good to know LRR is going public with their staunchly anti-rock stance 
 Mazrae: How is everyone doing today
Boopity: @kusinohki It doesn't 
  Sarah_Serinde: I think it's a phone or app setting to minimize internet or battery usage while you're not actively using your phone? So when you do pick it up then the apps realize they have things to tell you
JadedCynic: @Boopity they know what they did
 kusinohki: rock has had its day for too long....  time for scissors!
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: it's kind of annoying
 iris_of_ether: @Mazrae Big chillin', making weird cookies from the second Elder Scrolls Cookbook 
 EmmaPartlow: @Mazrae Doing good! Found out I got a promotion yesterday, so I'm celebrating with a nice glass of bourbon. How are you? 
 PharaohBender27: Congrats, @EmmaPartlow !
  Sarah_Serinde: Congrats!
 PharaohBender27: Not sure I've heard this track before . . .
 kusinohki: also...  Heat on afk.  looking forward to it
Boopity: Congrats on the promotion!
 RockPusher: Do you need a pet? Do you need a friend? Perhaps, even, a lover? How about trying a rock!
  TXC2: EmmaPartlow  congratulations
 RockPusher: EmmaPartlow huzzah!
   LoadingReadyRun: @RockPusher RockPusher living up to their name
  Sarah_Serinde: I've officially finished probation at new job, so starting Monday I will no longer be making significantly less than old job. So that's nice
 iris_of_ether: 
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  heck yeah!
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: At least 2 people hear have already heard that news 
  Sarah_Serinde: *here
 Didero: @Sarah_Serinde Congratulations!!
 beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde 
  Sarah_Serinde: also yay better insurance coverage
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: woo
 Strebenherz: Congrats!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: congrats to those with new/improved jobs 
Boopity: We love to hear it 
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde well the two of us constitute "at least 2" 
 EmmaPartlow: @Sarah_Serinde Congrats!!!!
 stippledotter: Yay good job news!
  TXC2: W+P AND Silksong next week> Hype!
JadedCynic: congrats Sarah and Emma - also thank you for sharing good news, it feels good to hear it 
  TXC2: Gods know we could use some good news these days
 RockPusher: Taking the wins, however small, is important in these times.
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: old job was pretty terrible. new job is a lot of work but people are nice and the company isn't dysfunctional
 LilyOfTheVeil666:     
 EmmaPartlow: @Sarah_Serinde we love stability!!
JadedCynic: 
DigitalSeahorse:   writing the crapshot
 hyralt: @Sarah_Serinde that sounds like a huge step up, congrats!
 gnyrinn: @TXC2 But not on the same stream, right?
 Didero: @Sarah_Serinde We miss you during James's PACs, but good to hear it's an improvement!
 RockPusher: Anime Wisdom: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7c2e0278b0d.jpg
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah I wish the pay was better but getting to a better company was more important
  Sarah_Serinde: @Didero I miss being around for them, hoping once I'm more settled in I can maybe have them on in the background again, but we'll see
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 hyralt: @Sarah_Serinde pay is good, but better company is usually worth less money
  TXC2: gnyrinn  no, but I woudn;t put it past W+P to have a knock off version
 PsychoI3oy: RayonSong
  Sarah_Serinde: @hyralt yeah but also, I want to be able to afford to live somewhere better, and more pay would help a lot with that...still, one thing at a time
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mangledpixel: relevant to earlier discussion: mangledpixel.com/Glup%20Shitto.jpg
DigitalSeahorse: 
 hyralt: @Sarah_Serinde ofc.  next step: more pay, better place to live.  You've got this!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: @Mangledpixel 
 iris_of_ether: @Mangledpixel That's delightful
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  excellent work
 Mangledpixel: @TXC2 not my work, credit to StarWarsFonts
 RockPusher: "Somehow Glup Shitto returned."
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  ah ok
DigitalSeahorse: 
 iris_of_ether: Tag yourself I'm "Grinny Balon"
 Twilight_Spark: Damn though, VVVVV had a soundtrack.
 hyralt: Ah, Jonathan Starwarse
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 BITs19_: W I D E
 SymphonySolstice: time to enact rock murder!
 RockPusher: Spin! That! Wheel! [don't spin that wheel]
 Nigouki: oooh, the forbidden area behind the black curtains D:
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's time to ROCK
 PharaohBender27: Graham: "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT TRACK!?"
 RockPusher: (or do, I'm not your wheel dad)
 GreatWahooney: oh I thought he was scouring the lawn for a suitable victim
Garfman314: did alex find a rock?
Invitare: like a green screen, but white
 Mangledpixel: RIP Matt
  Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss Matt
 hyralt: We lost Matt.  RIP
DigitalSeahorse: F Matt
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Vinewood_OG: o7
Astramentha: Rip matt
 SymphonySolstice: Rock In Pieces
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 
 darkcyril: RIP Matt. Rest in Pride
RELDnahcire:  Matt
Noy2222: But I bought a matt from the store
  TXC2: send a ham to his Widow, Juniper
 TehAmelie: let's rename it the Matt Dolly
 RockPusher: The Crap Move, now on The Crap Shoot
DigitalSeahorse: 
 the_tarabyte: goodbye sword bucket
ShifuDaxiongmao: Rock broke containment, Matt was the lure
 PharaohBender27: Ohai Panalysts wheel
 KaleidoscopeMind: goodbye mysterious wheel
RELDnahcire:  wheel of precons
  Sarah_Serinde: Great camera angle 
Garfman314: the dolly adds 20 pounds?
 RockPusher: Wheel of morality, turn turn turn…
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @Garfman314 20 cm
 RockPusher: The talent is on the set!
 Mangledpixel: ooh
Wolfstrike_NL: o7 rock
 the_tarabyte: good rock indeed
 accountmadeforants: Cool rock, thanks for sharing!
 Astra7525: locally sourced rock
Creideiki_SE: !findquote fluid
  LRRbot: Quote #4683: "I think your face is in a fluid." —Dale [2018-02-12]
Invitare: you don't have bear hands....
 Mangledpixel: I never know where the Fluid™ comes from
 Didero: That stone deserves to perish
 kusinohki: a rock star?  have I heard any of its music??
DigitalSeahorse: he's gonna kill the rock!
 RealGamerCow: sedimentary?
 gnyrinn: It's so colourful and lively.
 BraveOthello: Love a good display of hubrid
DoodlestheGreat: Our star, Rocky.
 PharaohBender27: Oh no!
 Vinewood_OG: Roxxed
 Arclight_Dynamo: Pretty fucked up you guys are going to actually kill a rock for this, SMH...
DigitalSeahorse: Roxxed
  TXC2: Show rock!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RealGamerCow: Peeling slate slabs apart is so fun
Astramentha: Roxxed
 accountmadeforants: That's a moon rock, alright, as expected for the moon base.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Tonights wrestling match: Ian vs The Rock.
Invitare: you're in Victoria, Canada, right?
MercurialVox:  Roxxed
 BrowneePointz: You can't show Rock on stream. ToS
melfsminutemeteors: JFC of COURSE thats what the name of the crapshot should be: "CLEAVAGE"
 Mangledpixel: Medium Lad
 GreatWahooney: not a Very Large
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleverSmoothCurlewKappaPride-ORNpWPYu-aZv6La2
 BraveOthello: @Invitare Victoria, BC, Canada, Earth
Noy2222: 123 Canada Street, Vancouver, Canada, Ottawa
Boopity: @Arclight_Dynamo Crapshot needs a disclaimer for rock violence at the start.
 accountmadeforants: @melfsminutemeteors Oh hell yeah
 Voidhawk42: "I need your largest lad. No, that's too large."
 Brozard: Maybe I missed why, but is there a “reason” for a Crapshoot today? Gap in the schedule, special occasion?
 RockPusher: Did Ian remember to make a note about possibilities of renting a euphonium?
 Anaerin: 420 Record it!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: tripod? more like die-pod! is that what it's for?
 kusinohki: is bass trombone actually a thing?  never heard of one (played trombone in HS)
 BrowneePointz: Big Wide was my name in College
DoodlestheGreat: It's okay, the rock is an immigrant from Seattle.
  TXC2: Noy2222  I like Ottawa being above Canada in the hierarchy
DigitalSeahorse: remember to white balance!
 RockPusher: Is whatever Ian dropped okay?
 AziraphalesShop: The moon?
 hyralt: I love that there's we were watching a wide (presumably on a tripod) of Beej setting up a different camera on a tripod with a shot of Ian setting up a tripod for a third camera
DigitalSeahorse: "should"
 SymphonySolstice: @Brozard they've been doing one at/near the end of each crapshot "season"
 glitched_goddess: how long is a dot?
 RockPusher: Fully Charged my dude!
  TXC2: Brozard  LRR does Crapshots in blocks of 16 now, and these the last with the Crapshoot
 sporkraptor: triception
 hyralt: Needs more tripods
 DeM0nFiRe: dopod or donotpod there is no tripod
 Cptasparagus: "how are you filming your camera?" meme
 Twilight_Spark: A triple of tripods.
GreyThey: Tri-tripods
 Brozard: @TXC2 Ah! Today I learned, thanks!
 glitched_goddess: so a 9 pod?
 BraveOthello: Watching a camera watching a camera watching a camera
 RockPusher: I am fond of photos of people taking photos
@aceviru: and we're back
@aceviru: Ian rips a rock apart
@biggerdoofus: Draining the blood from a rock with your bare hands is, in fact, a puzzle I've seen in a point and click adventure
@aceviru: digging the beej dad in sunglasses vibe
  TXC2: glitched_goddess  a nonapod
 sporkraptor: I think that's the spot they were talking about refurnishing for Good Morning, Moonbase, but... XD
EvilBadman: It's so weird seeing that corner cleared out 
DigitalSeahorse: they have a system for charging all the batteries I imagine
 Arclight_Dynamo: You have three studios, but you need a sound stage.
DanielJennaGrouse: what you need is some drywall on wheels
 Brozard: Nonapod Infinity opens the aperture
 RockPusher: Team Blank Wall vs Team GMM Corner 
 RatherLargeToad: perhaps even max head room
 glitched_goddess: TXC2 no my nona isn’t in my pod, she kept bringing high bracket commanders
 sporkraptor: @RockPusher FITE
 hyralt: Tops?  Bottoms?  I prefer middles.
 Vinewood_OG: It's all about the MIDS.
 sporkraptor: what's in the box marked "TROUT"?
 glitched_goddess: trout
 sporkraptor: I mean
  TXC2: sporkraptor  Carp, for some reason
 RockPusher: Install the seat-Beej
 sporkraptor: @TXC2 *splurf*
 Cptasparagus: can we get a mario hat on Alex for full effect?
Astramentha: Seconded
DigitalSeahorse: neato
Garfman314: is he in fire flower mode?
 sporkraptor: now I'm picturing putting the entire LRR cast on that chair and having quick shots of each of them wheeled past the camera--not for any particular reason, just XD
 glitched_goddess: they were going to also make a box for other fish such as bass but it was determined to be too much treble
  TXC2: Cptasparagus  I'm thinking he looks like Ash ketchum now
DigitalSeahorse: @Cptasparagus 
 RockPusher: The Mario fit does look good
 Didero: Apple makes boxes now?
 hyralt: Oh hi Ian, I didn't see you there
 sporkraptor: @glitched_goddess <-- fired (into the sun)
 RockPusher: it's also functional
 djalternative: gotta love the prime glass
DigitalSeahorse: second set of apple boxes?
Creideiki_SE: More bokeh!
 SymphonySolstice: 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎
  TXC2: gotta get a full set of Scully boxes
 DarkMorford: Nice, made it back before stream ends
 djalternative: why haven't you eaten enough apples yet?
 DarkMorford: What are we working on?
 Vinewood_OG: Another psyop from Big Apple
 RealGamerCow: On the next TTSF, Alex makes some apple boxes!
 sporkraptor: wondering if Alex's plastic spoon is for something in particular or if he just keeps one on hand In Case
  TXC2: DarkMorford  how to kill a rock
 RockPusher: Whether we see it or not, I do love that Alex's maker skills are increasingly popping up in practical Moonbase applications
  Sarah_Serinde: happens to everyone
 hyralt: Table needs a little blue pill
a_Weakling: dang flaccid tables
Garfman314: mine that looks like that doesn't lock (or i can't figure it out)
 DarkMorford: @TXC2 Funny enough, I know a vtuber whose lore is that she's a stone/gem, so they could have combined this with the viking funeral idea 🤣
 Vinewood_OG: Rocked Up
  TXC2: LRR is mostly over 40 now
DigitalSeahorse: just lean slightly in your chair to match the table
 PharaohBender27: 
TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher: 
 ErynTzun: @sporkraptor I always keep spare utensils in my bag just in case for work, they don't have any easily accessible in the office kitchen despite the fact that there is a small self service store also in the kitchen. I'm all for emergency spoon though.
 RockPusher: Thank you Kathleen
 PharaohBender27: 
 Cptasparagus: tailscale rocks
 RockPusher: #NotSponsered
  TXC2: #NotSponsered
 Mollylele: Kathleen providing music as usual
RELDnahcire: Thank you Kathleen!
 DarkMorford: NetBird also very good for a VPN solution, and you can self-host it!
 RockPusher: Molly speaking truth!
 public_key_reveal_party: Kathleen at home: we have Kathleen at home
a_Weakling: that one table leg is so close to the edge of the box
 RockPusher: also, Molly 
 TheNerdWonder: @Mollylele if we're lucky, we'll get to hear it tonight!
 hyralt: @Mollylele Impromptu BNF
  Sarah_Serinde: that's a good sign 
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 googoltudoris: am i too late to recommend "butts" as a prompt?
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 RockPusher: "The Good One"
 Astra7525: oh, I wasn't expecting the person proving the narration also being in the shot
 ErynTzun: Optimus Prime Lense
 RockPusher: Is there an Evil Lens somewhere in the Moonbase?
 flatluigi: loud
 Arclight_Dynamo: Mawp
 hyralt: SCIENCE
 DarkMorford: "Well, that's just prime!" -Optimus Primal
 PharaohBender27:  -  -  -   
 public_key_reveal_party: Mawp
 RockPusher: Little hot there Paul
DigitalSeahorse: a bit loud
Boopity: Perfect
josh___something: Verr loud
 swordfishspyke: I feel educated
 iris_of_ether:    
 Mollylele: touch muscle
letsbelgo: watching this is like being at work for me. Sitting behind my audio cart
 EmmaPartlow: I feel enlightened.
 stippledotter: Time for muscle touch!
 BraveOthello: SCIENCE!
 Aarek: I feel like I'm being educated at
 LordZarano:  
 Astra7525: I think BGC tracks keep getting struck on Twitch VODs
 hyralt: With Youtube copyright strikes, anything is possible
Astramentha: still kinda loud
 gnyrinn: Arr be this a deep cut?
  TXC2: like being 7 again at school
 ErynTzun: The Rock is a very good actor
 CaptainEnder7: Scientist Paul?
 SymphonySolstice: I feel like you need to tune this into a minor key
Garfman314: i feel like the narrator isn't on screen
 RockPusher: 1st on the call sheet: the rock
 ErynTzun: they have no lines though
DigitalSeahorse: Alex makes fun faces too
  TXC2: It's Beej!
  TXC2: vote now on your phones!
 hyralt: I love everything about this
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/IyJMIuz.png
 xantos69: Strong Entries by both.
 vingris_: Vote Alex
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 SymphonySolstice: I feel like alex is dressed for rock murder
 TheNerdWonder: Alex
 Didero: Two experts?
 GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Good job
DigitalSeahorse: I vote Alex but both
 zed_alpha: honestly Beej is *great* but I think Alex has it
 xantos69: Hold on... Slight rewrite.  They have to "Pacific Rim" join minds to kill it.
 bisaflau: also vote for Alex
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Vanastar22: Vote for Alex here.
EvilBadman: I think Alex minus glasses would be interesting
witchy_snake: I will say, currently Alex feels dressed for it, so that adds to it
 niccus: alex looked like he's about to lose some brouzouf
 Vinewood_OG: Alex tells more of a story. Beej is right to the gag.
 stippledotter: Backhacking? Its the ghost!
 Athelgar: alex could be an unprepared expert lol
 zed_alpha: "I am killing this rock" versus "I am Scannersing this rock."
 stippledotter: Absolutely stoned
  TXC2: do we still have the DB syringes?
DigitalSeahorse: "How to milk a rock."
7gorobei: when you stare into the rock, the rock stares back
 flatluigi: do you have a syringe
 SymphonySolstice: oh yeah the syringes
DigitalSeahorse: "How do you milk a rock?"
 TehAmelie: you say horrible fluid, i hear Hormel chili
 RockPusher: Tele-psychic Litohacking
 RockPusher: *Lithohacking
 Strebenherz: What if the fluid was thick tang
 EmmaPartlow: That's a good-looking rock.
 RockPusher: There is nothing up the rock's sleeve
  TXC2: do we not have an Obi?
DigitalSeahorse: "They needed TARP."
 @SmithKurosaki: so what premise did we land on?
@aceviru: kill rock
@MultiMal3: We're killin' rocks!
 @SmithKurosaki: alright. Imma have to watch this from the start later
 @Sarah-Serinde: it's been fun
 @SmithKurosaki: ezcellent :)
 glitched_goddess: practical effects best effects
Ned_Flandalorian: today on tinker tailor boulder die
 DarkMorford: "Thin the Chipotle sauce" sounds like it needs to go in !advice
 Mangledpixel: Tang existed
 djalternative: thicc tang
 SymphonySolstice: tang is eternal
 Travilogue: thicc tang blooc
 stippledotter: "Thin the chipotle sauce to let it flow"
 TheNerdWonder: the tang has matured
NerdSoda: mix tang and vinegar
  TXC2: great ad there: "the Tang might be better"
 Athelgar: is there something that would look more metalic for the rock blood?
 TehAmelie: i wonder if tektite is harder to kill, it's a rock with almost no water content
 Sacrenos: MIC 5
 PharaohBender27: MIC 5!
 BraveOthello: Mic 5!
 RockPusher: Are you saying the Moonbase doesn't have fish-n-chip vinegar on hand‽ 
 SymphonySolstice: Mike, the 5th of its name
 Astra7525: Belopa?
 glitched_goddess: THERE ARE. FIVE. MICS.
 Too_Many_Knives: Michael V
  TXC2: bless you
 Mangledpixel: bless you
 Anaerin: Do you have a large syringe? That might help.
 PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
 Jadenim: lower the chair?
 BraveOthello: @TehAmelie Are you implying it's the stone you can't squeeze blood from?
 TehAmelie: only that it'd be harder than most rocks
 sporkraptor: my video is slightly delayed from the chat so I saw people saying "bless you" and was like "who's going to sneeze?... oh Beej!" XD
 Astra7525: If the room isn't prepared for rock-murder, you might have to deal with the room's ghost too
 EmmaPartlow: Tag yourself, I'm the knight helmet.
 Mangledpixel: wiiiiiide stance
  TXC2: sporkraptor  it's like bad time travel 
DigitalSeahorse: does Tang show up under black light for forensics purposes?
 BraveOthello: @Astra7525 Room ghost? Is that like room tone?
 RockPusher: Were we thinking Ian in a lab coat?
 SquareDotCube: I have to ask, would it look better if Beej had a hard hat and eye pro on or not?
 Dog_of_Myth: Fear the leftover donkey sauce
 niccus: tang-colored donkey sauce, thinned to appropriate consistency
DigitalSeahorse: bowties are cool
 BraveOthello: @Dog_of_Myth "Fear the Old Sauce"
  TXC2: BITs19_  they did other things with it last year too
 Astra7525: effort sounds
 PharaohBender27: @BITs19_ I don't believe so
 RatherLargeToad: yo ho go, he took a bite of rock rock
 QuixoticScrivener: should Beej and Ian have Z87 eye pro?
 BrowneePointz: Yo ho ho is also the One Piece. No bones about it. YO HO HO HO HO HO!
Metric_Furlong: @BITs19_ it showed up in Blind Baking a couple of times last DB iirc
  TXC2: a lab would still be fluorescent light
 RockPusher: I vote for [whumwhumwhumwhum] which for some reason feels more psychic-rock-killing to me
 Mangledpixel: the 70s TV shows that this is spoofing would fill the set with SO much light
DigitalSeahorse: was there no bowtie?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Windsor, eh?
  TXC2: I thought blue LED was the one that was hard to make?
DigitalSeahorse: Bill Nye made me connect bowties to science
 BraveOthello: @Arclight_Dynamo No, Victoria
 Too_Many_Knives: @DigitalSeahorse Bowties don't get caught in equipment or into open-top vessels. They absolutely belong in science if you're wearing a tie at all.
 Mollylele: The West Wing leaned into that look hard
 Arclight_Dynamo: @BraveOthello Ba-dum tish!
DigitalSeahorse: Too_Many_Knives agreed, bowties are both cool and practical!
 RockPusher: 
 EmmaPartlow: "Good old rock, nothing beats that."
DigitalSeahorse: Ian will get his tie caught in the rock while breaking it up!
  TXC2: I don't know what show Graham is ribbing on there, there could be so many 
itsaysTRUENO: a lot of the X-Files took place in BC. Soft light is important.
Vanastar22: Or in the expert?
 TehAmelie: bowties make for good presentation, important for science communication
 RockPusher: Look, quality comedy takes time 
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NerdSoda: can we get an cut with an extended back-and-forth sequence and some of the cut aways are The Rock?
 hyralt: @itsaysTRUENO hachi roku
   LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2 they were. But now that we've made blue LEDs when they make white lights, the blue spectrum tends to be over represented
 RockPusher: Artisanal, hand-crafted, short-form comedy.
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  huh, ok then, thank you
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 BraveOthello: Mic 5!
 brainbosh: Star trek was traditionally a full week for an hour of episode
DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna keep thinking about it not being a bowtie now
 itsaysTRUENO: @hyralt ty
 NoxStryx: If the table is in shot now do you need to plan how the table will look for special effects?
 BrowneePointz: There's an incredible fight scene in the 3rd episode of the new season of One Piece and it took them SIX HOURS of filming to get 15 minutes of High Quality footage.
 hyralt: @itsaysTRUENO yw
 public_key_reveal_party: I worked on a few commercial sets before, and we spent 8 hours getting 5 minutes of footage that got edited down to about a minute and a half
  TXC2: brainbosh  and that hour is actually 47 mins
Vanastar22: Any shots of the rock placed on a too-small petri dish?
 Astra7525: rock-giblets?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mangledpixel: also, shoot it on green, for the ghost
 stippledotter: Ian can kill a rock irl
 xantos69: Can we start a pole in chat to wager on if Ian can indeed pull the rock apart with only his hands?
 BraveOthello: I too look forward to Ian's display of hubrid
 RockPusher: brainbosh what they could do in traditional syndicated TV production schedules was magic
 BITs19_: As long as Ian says "Welcome to the highlight reel" right before he tries to tear it apart
 Jadenim: Yes, don’t forget ghost rock!
 BraveOthello: *hubris
 PharaohBender27: @xantos69 It has been a while since I've jambled here . . .
emmaInProgress: killing a rock live on stream? are you sure thats not against TOS?
 doubleo21: Should the expert be wearing a headband?
 jchinnock: possibly Flip the Apple boxes 90 degrees, and the table can be raise higher for the wide
 TehAmelie: for the big dance scene in RRR i think they filmed for six weeks. dancing in southern european summer heat. . .
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Mangledpixel: or black
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 jchinnock: yeah I think so lol
 BrowneePointz: la is wide, Chicago is on side, and NY is tall
JosVanTongeren: how good must the lighting be for the green screen stuff or are shadows not a problem?
 Athelgar: fishing lines to hold the rock up?
 djalternative: graham got it right
@aceviru: the end should have the message "no rock was harmed in the making of this video"
 @Sarah-Serinde: Well that's not going to be true :P
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 Mangledpixel: which doesn't really work as a shorthand when you have to go "Which one is this?" every time
 DarkMorford: So this is Chicago then?
 djalternative: LA, Chicago, New York
 jchinnock: sand bags on the sides of the boxes for stability anbd ill stop backseat gripping
 Too_Many_Knives: @JosVanTongeren Green screens need really specific lighting but computer post-processing has made it easier than it used to be.
 BrowneePointz: @DarkMorford yep
 DarkMorford: also, hi Jason!
 CaptainEnder7: Closeup shot of Ian's hand turning the rock for aligning it to North?
 zed_alpha: anti apple boxes?
 RockPusher: Randall and Rockirk (deceased)
 zed_alpha: what, just get a hacksaw and take off Ian's ankles?
  TXC2: Ian "bendable" Horner
DigitalSeahorse: the heights of the boxes in different positions are cities
 SymphonySolstice: yeah the lady who only acts in a trench
JosVanTongeren: thanks for the clarification @Too_Many_Knives I had in my mind the old way 
 Vinewood_OG: Detroit style apple boxes have sauce on top of the cheese. Because REASONS.
 undecided44: Chicago..... shi-ka-go..........       [ma-hogany]
 jchinnock: barstool maybe? cant remember if there is one
 Mollylele: "look, you crumb-bum! I'M a star! Star star star!"
 RockPusher: Gentleman, this room is surrounded by film!
 Too_Many_Knives: @JosVanTongeren Yeah everyone has ML-based edge detection now so perfectly flat background lighting isn't such a concern as I understand it.
DigitalSeahorse: recard
 TehAmelie: it's never just the tip
 RockPusher:  
  TXC2: call a bombulance!
  Sarah_Serinde: not on stream
 GreatWahooney: ermahgerd
 SquareDotCube: gotta drive to Picard
 Vinewood_OG: STR-*HONK*
DigitalSeahorse: quick put ice on head and hopsital
 BraveOthello: Gtr get a drv tr rcrd irt
 SymphonySolstice: Ian,
 BrowneePointz: From Russia with Stroke
 jchinnock: becasue he has been drinking heavily for decades
 RockPusher: GDI Ian
 GreatWahooney: I hope one of the Captain Kirk cards in the Star Trek set has mountainwalk
 RockPusher: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: “MEIN FUHUR I CAN WALK!!”
 Too_Many_Knives: It was the interior layout of a bomber plane and Kubrick's people just guessed right.
Astramentha: Ian no
 TehAmelie: i'd like a movie where James Bond fights alcohol withdrawal. could be an impactful PSA
  TXC2: "so how do you know what a B-52 cockpit looks like?" "oh, I just made it from first principles"
 RockPusher: "How do you know that?" "Well how effin else would you actually build it?"
 zed_alpha: unfortunately Kubrick was such a perfectionist that he *had* to develop the Apollo program and shot it on location
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 zed_alpha: dammit alex got there first XD
JadedCynic: BA-DUM_TISH 
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Yeah, he faked it. But just for coverage."
 Vinewood_OG: NDT joke
 NoxStryx: That is the plot of a film with rupert grint
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Armstrong flubbed his line. Would Kubrick have ever let that stand.
 gnyrinn: I like Mitchell&Webb's sketch about that.
 glitched_goddess: you’d get an Uwe Boll
 zed_alpha: you'd want someone the US government would be capable of bribing into silence
JadedCynic: it'd cost MORE to fake it with Kubrick than just to do it REAL
Invitare: you want Michael Bay to direct it
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
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 CouldntPickAUsername: Michael Bay's Moon Landing
 Vinewood_OG: @OutOfSpaceAndTime The always was meme, is just kubrick losing it and pulling a gun
 flatluigi: woooow
 PharaohBender27: 
 margieargie: 
 zed_alpha: BRENDAN. DERY.
  TheGreenMonster450: that was excellent
 RockPusher: The floating pen in 2001 might be my favourite low-tech special effect
 TehAmelie: Kubrick wouldn't have puled it off with just a crew of 400,00
 Vinewood_OG: BEEJ
 LarkSachrosis: A mercenary director
 A_Dub888: “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that”
JadedCynic: I love LRR - the ANTI-Conspiracy Theory 
 TehAmelie: plus a zero there
 BrowneePointz: Master of Shit
WriterRaven: Miracle of Sound? =P
DigitalSeahorse: Mit Out Sound
@biggerdoofus: after that joke, they could go with "The rock was harmed in the making of this video"
 A_Dub888: Mis En Scene?
 BrowneePointz: I'm honestly surprised it's a german term and not french
 jchinnock: we dont ask questions, next question
 RockPusher: English is a very silly language 
 brainbosh: Should just be Muted Out Sound then 
 djalternative: Mit Out Sound is actually apocryphal. it means Mic Off Set
DigitalSeahorse: they kicked out a german mid sentence?
 Astra7525: The "th" in with is hard to pronounce for germans
  TXC2: I think that's from the Simpsons
 CaptainSpam: Mit fünf
 NoxStryx: So the theory just thrown out is a film called "Moonwalker" starring rupert grint and ron pearlman where a FBI agent hires some hippy film producers to fake the moon landing, but they dont end up needing it because it happens for real.
GreyThey: Rock hammer on table?
 EmmaPartlow: There's a good Simpsons bit about painting a horse as a cow
 RockPusher: Do we have a conical flask?
 zed_alpha: there's a running joke on the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast about how every Hollywood actor's eyes have been replaced in closeups by cow's eyes since real human eyes don't look pretty enough
 Vinewood_OG: Banana for scale
 SymphonySolstice: Check out this clip! loadingreadyrun streaming Just Chatting! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GentleDreamyHumanTTours-yBgtV9kdDPKdfFQl
 GrassVortex: the blackboard?
DigitalSeahorse: clip board and a pen?
 flatluigi: the board with ass clips
JadedCynic: English isn't a proper language, it's three conflicting sets of grammar in a trench coat, that mugs other languages in dark alleys for loose loan-words
 SymphonySolstice: dammit twitch mobile why do you add shit to the message
 RockPusher: Or would glassware in the Moonbase be dangerously Cameron-proximate?
DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
 LordZarano: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOS_(filmmaking)
 BraveOthello: @JadedCynic But check out the size of its vocabulary! Soooooo many synonyms!
  TXC2: English is fine, it just needs to sort out it's spelling
DigitalSeahorse: maybe just monitor on the desk so it can be monitored
 A_Dub888: @SymphonySolstice Because twitch mobile is so reliable /s
 couchboyj: A white board that says "days since last accident: 173"  then its zero after the rock is killed
 jchinnock: One Good Clipboard: Thanks Patreon!
Morrigan9: the clipboard she says not to worry about
 public_key_reveal_party: When can we get the clipboard tier list?
 Vinewood_OG: @couchboyj 
Vanastar22: A red button on a black box?
 Cptasparagus: space filling graham
Vanastar22: Like one of the RDP buttons?
 RockPusher: Graham is using his stand!!!
Astramentha: I feel like the red phone risks coming off as a Chekhov's gun and throwing the audience off if not used - but maybe that could be intentional?
Vanastar22: As an emergancy button.
  TXC2: Astramentha  so the red phone is a red herring?
Astramentha: @txc2 maybe???
 RockPusher: Graham ain't got time for no coverage 
 Vinewood_OG: @TXC2 I hope that fish gets long distance. Perhaps a salmon?
 Nigouki: saves so many thousands of feet of film too
 DarkMorford: G is doing the edit in his head beforehand
 hyralt: Get one more for safety
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Honestly, the amazing part about The Crapshoot is how fast they develop the film.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Very Coen Brothers. They're known for being extremely economical with their shots because they meticulously storyboard each shot.
 jchinnock: now Time is Money
DigitalSeahorse:  
 RockPusher: Digital has definitely changed the calculus
 Mangledpixel: TV, in the UK specifically, used to often be shot 'Live to tape', that is cut live between different cameras, and as such is choreographed down to every camera move and moment beforehand
 ErynTzun: ahhh When a shot was planned that did not require sound, the sound mixer would ask the recordist to "roll the motor only". The recordist would start the camera motor without starting the matching "sound" motor and electronics. The procedure, allegedly, acquired the name "motor only shot", which became the basis of the acronym MOS.
 jchinnock: but now the cost of Memory, time is also RAM
 Vinewood_OG: Advanced storyboarding got me through shoe string stufent films. Final edits were very close to the actual panels.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Perhaps: two Command strips. Even three.
 Too_Many_Knives: In 3M we trust
Vanastar22: Emergancy big red button?
 LordZarano: Standup Maths has a youtube video all about how expensive shooting on film is... shot on 35mm
 ErynTzun: A popular origin theory is that MOS stands for broken English "mit ohne sound", that is, "without sound" as a 1920s German-émigré director might have said it.
 Vinewood_OG: Thanks twitch app. Typo student. Lol. Lmao, even
 RockPusher: I have no doubt *a* Command Strip could hold up that phone - the question is will *that size*
DigitalSeahorse: telephone falls down mid rock killing cause so much kinetic energy
@biggerdoofus: Apparently "mit out sound" is the most frequent explanation, but there's competing origins that are just as old.
 PsychoI3oy: Which was also a crapshoot
 BrowneePointz: The man made Spy Kids. Who am I to disagree with Robert Rodriguez
 NoxStryx: Chekov's Phone? If you show a red phone in scene 1, it has to ring at some point?
 Vinewood_OG: @DigitalSeahorse Cut to mushroom cloud stock photography
 Astra7525: Module 93: How to kill a telephone
DigitalSeahorse: @Vinewood_OG  
 Cptasparagus: extirpate your beej
Ned_Flandalorian: retract the beej
 Mangledpixel: @NoxStryx nah, a phone is too benign of a thing to be similar to a gun
 flatluigi: so is ian going to get a beej to the ancle
  TXC2: almost a Tableau this shot
 flatluigi: ankle*
 Vinewood_OG: @flatluigi There goes his career as an adventurer.
  TXC2: Nelson with a mug really ads something
 Cptasparagus: Nelly really putting in the work on his first crapshoot
 Vinewood_OG: Mean level mugging.
WriterRaven: @TXC2 It helps that it's the piss mug.
 Athelgar: should the rock be on the foam already to maintain continuity of the surface its on?
 hyralt: Nelly is the executive producer in this scene
Astramentha: @TXC2 he's important for the  (meta) set dressing
 RockPusher: Nelson assuming the supervisory-dad role
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Really ties the room together.
 Brozard: Nelson, playing the part of Smug Kermit
MercurialVox: 
 SymphonySolstice: lol
 RockPusher: Well that is a good sign
 LordZarano: I love how Nelson looks like he's greenscreed in, cause he's under different lighting
 Jadenim: that speed!
 xantos69: Could we do that... Slower?
 Too_Many_Knives: Deploy BEEJ
 RockPusher: when your camera op/director is cracking up
 gualdhar: what about using a rope and pulley
DigitalSeahorse: the neck line being crooked
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 morgoth_bauglyr: the beej dolly. or bolly for short.
 accountmadeforants: As in Baby Steps, "I just do feet"
   LoadingReadyRun: Quote from Justin Lin, director of the Fast and Furious films: "That phone really balances The Rock in frame"
Species5618Beta: @morgoth_bauglyr Dolleej
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PhilanthropicStupidCheesePhilosoraptor-wUTOl77bRUbcAmzT
ShifuDaxiongmao: the beejly
Creideiki_SE: @morgoth_bauglyr Is it made of bollywood?
  TXC2: Dolleej makes me think of a Dolly Parton with Beej's face 
 Mangledpixel: could art it in? yes. should art it in? no.
 SymphonySolstice: did they decide against showing the other module names?
 flatluigi: i think that's an editing decision
 RockPusher: 
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 PsychoI3oy: SymphonySolstice, i think that will all be done in editing
  TXC2: bye Nelson
 DarkMorford: Bye Nelly!
JadedCynic: Thanks, Nelly! Cya!
Vanastar22: Bye Nelly!
 GreatWahooney: bye!
 Vinewood_OG: Byeee
 Strebenherz: Bye Nelly
DigitalSeahorse: nice touch, Alex 
 accountmadeforants: Cool technology!
 Species5618Beta: @TXC2 Oh... thank you so much for that mental image. If i wasnt Ace before...
  TXC2: Species5618Beta  yeah, that'll do it, sorry
JadedCynic: crew title: "Focus Puller" 
 Species5618Beta: 
 Brozard: who out here pulling they focus
@strangefour4: :face-blue-smiling:
@RyanoArt: Should Beej be focussed on the rock as he slides into frame?
 RockPusher: A reminder of just how many crew positions LRR have to do multi-duty on
DigitalSeahorse: not sure if neck line should match in different shots
 accountmadeforants: I love how most camera operator stuff is just tubes, ball joints and gears, but used in completely different ways.
  TXC2: Brozard  me and my probable ADHD? 
 RockPusher: … and Release!
 SymphonySolstice: loll
 PharaohBender27: 
DigitalSeahorse: any sweat?
 TheNerdWonder: get the donkey sauce!
 Cptasparagus: whats the CG budget?
svenning28: with the white shirt?
 couchboyj: Do you have a way to flush the Beej?  Get him nice and red?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Squib-boy!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 RockPusher: The old fistfull-of-quarters technique
 PsychoI3oy: Alex has a red sharpie
 accountmadeforants: I reckon some ketchup or bbq sauce will also work in a pinch 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Rummaging around in the 'ol bloodbox.
 couchboyj: Perfect!
Vanastar22: Nick the inside of his nostril with a small blade?
 Brozard: Wasn’t sure if the plan was to do a Scanners with the rock, like the original “tarp budget” bit
  TXC2: time for Beej to bleed the Pro-wrestling way 
 Cptasparagus: @couchboyj as long as you don't accidentally ask them to fluff
DigitalSeahorse: blood donors
 Brozard: Blood Buddies
  TXC2: or blood NB pals
 Athelgar: 1-LRR- 2donate
 GrassVortex: well, that is a new crapshot right there 
 Alas_Babylon: Bloodfriends
Vanastar22: Blood siblings.
 accountmadeforants: Thanks for the 500ml donation!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Blood for the blood Beej!
GreyThey: Phew, none of my nonbinary blood is needed
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: #maybeacult
JadedCynic: Canada Blood Serivces
JadedCynic: yeah
 HorusFive: LRRs need for blood is constant.  The Beej hungers
 SymphonySolstice: "the need for blood is rising. there are SO many vampires now"
  TXC2: LRR: we want your gay blood 
 Astra7525: The Goo™
 Brozard: gotta tithe to Jacob somehow
 Cptasparagus: @TXC2 would the rainbow ruin the shot?
 accountmadeforants: I hope there's a hype train for blood donations 
 BrowneePointz: Pei Pa Koa my beloved
 public_key_reveal_party: Gonna need to look up the rules and procedures for mailing blood to Canada from american
 Strebenherz: What if beej bled thick tang
 Mangledpixel: my favourite signs like that is from my home town: "University of Southampton Department of Midwifery. Deliveries at rear of building."
DigitalSeahorse: green fluid keyed to the right shade or red?
 SymphonySolstice: delicious throat goo
  TXC2: Cptasparagus  the rainbow is the shot
 Species5618Beta: Id love to donate... but does it have to be MY blood?
 RockPusher: I should get around to acquiring some PPK
DigitalSeahorse: cat treats?
 flatluigi: churu
 DarkMorford: SYRINGE
 RockPusher: "Put it in him"
 public_key_reveal_party: @Species5618Beta Lrr aren't narcs. Do with that info what you will
 SymphonySolstice: oh yeah that thing
DigitalSeahorse:  
 accountmadeforants: @Species5618Beta Not like they can check, just stick with the same source, it'd be really awkward if your blood type changed between donations 
marchphoenix: well you gotta go see where the secret hiding place is right?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Sagas
JadedCynic: ^^6
 GrassVortex: honestly, that is neat and a cool thing
JadedCynic: CCP and Eve O is BIG for Iceland...
Astramentha: Wtf
  TXC2: that is gonna wreck the minds of so many future historians
JadedCynic: yes, I remember this
 GrassVortex: ok, that is metal as heck
 TheNerdWonder: that's actually kinda cool
 LarkSachrosis: Metal
 SymphonySolstice: that kinda rules tbh
 DarkMorford: Oh wow
 accountmadeforants: Blood for the blood-... for the video game?
JadedCynic: 
 Astra7525: That is some Adeptus Mechanicus level shit
 Twilight_Spark: Ugh, gross. Don't write about me in that jeez.
v_nome: I've always wanted to go to fanfest...
 accountmadeforants: And yeah that's cool as shit
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, I know WAY too many EVE players who'd want to be part of that...
 RockPusher: Making it part of a blood donation is a good touch
 Species5618Beta: Hang on, before you continue... how is the tarp budget?
 accountmadeforants: Also, they're all technically renewable resources 
 Alas_Babylon: Hot diggity
 DarkMorford: G is losing it
 SymphonySolstice: lollll
DigitalSeahorse:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 CaptainSpam: "See?  See that platelet right there?  That's ME, man."
DigitalSeahorse:  
 sithenin: I instinctively wiped my own nose
Astramentha: Omg the way his face got RED
@biggerdoofus: blood siblings!
@aceviru: Finally, my time has come
@biggerdoofus: ethically source human blood
 RockPusher: We are acquiring some excellent stock Beej-roll
 couchboyj: Beej can flush himself, apparently.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 GrassVortex:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
Qvdv: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 flatluigi: INCREDIBLE
 accountmadeforants: That's incredible
DoodlestheGreat: They take small samples of your blood for testing every time you do a donation, so all they'll need to is take an extra sample.
  TXC2: the dead eyed look 
 DeM0nFiRe: Amazing
 saintguard: 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear 
 RockPusher: Beej commits
JadedCynic: "Wet me, Mick! I want to win!" 
DoodlestheGreat: DAMN
 stippledotter: Wait, what's that minty stuff?
 Species5618Beta: Well, youre a red belt now
 Pteraspidomorphi: Pei Pa Koa
 niccus: i sort of want to see that last rollout in reverse
 accountmadeforants: Beej has served his purpose
 TehAmelie: i hope people who can't donate blood still get to give a sample
DigitalSeahorse: spot treatment with Tide Pen
 RockPusher: Beejwrap Supreme
 stippledotter: @Pteraspidomorphi Thanks!
 BrowneePointz: Holy shit the recipe for Pei Pa Koa was created in 1680
 BrowneePointz: talk about an effective remedy
 Didero: "This shot is just to take home with me"
 SymphonySolstice: rotating the rock?
 Mangledpixel: shot... the rock... can't shot the rock...
 Sacrenos: don't forget the ghost shot BEFORE breaking it.
 BraveOthello: Mic - I mean camera 5!
 Arclight_Dynamo: So the credits will include "Rock Hudson," right?
 RockPusher: Mangledpixel  that's in my head now
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SnappyPeacefulOilAMPTropPunch-CCEbBXIC9nCTMDuN
 Mangledpixel: RockPusher my work here is done
 couchboyj: Perhaps when you are talking about previous entries in the series, you'll want those shots
DigitalSeahorse: the rock on a carpet?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: On a chair?
 LarkSachrosis: In the sink?
 RockPusher: Join you on camera n?
 LarkSachrosis: Ah, the Wheel!
RELDnahcire: Form of ROCK!
 flatluigi: what deck are we getting graham
Vanastar22: Is there a suitable cardboard box?
 accountmadeforants: I think it'd look really interesting in front of the blackboard, too 
 Mangledpixel: Transform and bugger off
 RockPusher: Wheel of morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the commander we should spurn.
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  the UK version of the show did not do so well eh? 
 Mangledpixel: heh
 RockPusher: Spam! 
DanielJennaGrouse: in the parking lot outside
 CaptainSpam: Aww.  
Vanastar22: A cardboard box?
DigitalSeahorse: I was picturing rock just being on the same table in various positions and hovering
 Mattmitchell45: I got a call from a Plant Nursery in the state I grew up in...but I missed it
Vanastar22: Oh yea that's way better.
 Strebenherz: @RockPusher It's Tergrid/Krenko/Slivers! (I admit I run those)
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZealousAntediluvianCaterpillarTinyFace-EPoh2oizr5ueTVdF
 accountmadeforants: Oh that's great
 RockPusher: 
 SymphonySolstice: OPA
Mai_Andra: Ack, Graham diverted the spam call to me... 
 accountmadeforants: 
 DarkMorford: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: it was in A shot
 xantos69: We did it!
 hyralt: I love that iphones screen calls now
DigitalSeahorse: xD
@aceviru: Wet your Beej
@aceviru: and now dry your Beej
@strangefour4: :face-blue-wide-eyes:
MercurialVox:  banzai
 Mattmitchell45:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 WokenClick: Get the shot of it with the case opening?
JadedCynic: 2:43:00
 Mangledpixel: 
NimrodXIV: great sound effect
 Vinewood_OG: 6 more weeks of winter
 PharaohBender27: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Astra7525: moshi-mosh?
  TXC2: !clips
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 LarkSachrosis: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyExcitedHamDatBoi-YGDib6w9RWoHYtt9
 SquareDotCube: Ding tape is done
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Graham's spam call was the phone calling for help.
 Pheonix888: also in reverese?
JadedCynic: love the old ACTUAL BELL ringer 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardOutstandingTortoiseSMOrc-wlB_UPWzqR7GPDr_
 accountmadeforants: "My phone keeps dropping" -"Calls?" "No"
 RockPusher: Someone send that data to 3M
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShortGloriousNeanderthalKeyboardCat-GW22dCe7MX7D-e2D
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BumblingSeductiveShieldWow-kIUReSuvukyibWK7
 hyralt: Did we get B-roll of the phone falling on the black magic camera still pointed at the corner?
JadedCynic: btw, they are transporting Antimatter from CERN
DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/QuaintFancyMarrowOptimizePrime-FylmJyb2it4QZWcC
Vanastar22: Rock on one of the apple boxes?
 TehAmelie: is this turning into Bread 2: The Hard Crust?
 niccus: this is what happens next if they stop the resonance cascade
  TXC2: can't do this, but would be good if dry ice came out of the case.
 Vinewood_OG: Good thing it wasn't a nokia, or they'd have to demo the building.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 'Ominous for no reason'? a rock is going to die!!
 stippledotter: @Vinewood_OG If it was a Nokia, they'd have those trenches
 RockPusher: "… and then I started working here." The LRR Story
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ian wanted battle shots of the rock.
 Species5618Beta: @Vinewood_OG Yet another moonbase condemned
NerdSoda: Is it funnier to have the ghost be of the basic rock? or battle damaged?
 Jigokuro: The phone fall and Ian's comment should open the highlights, then Paul's comment about not reacting should be the close.
 accountmadeforants: I believe there are already rock vtubers, they might get you for bit infringement
 flatluigi: do we have piano wire
 RockPusher: Phil, In the Shadows
 DarkMorford: @accountmadeforants I know at least one whose lore is that she's a stone/gem, so...
NerdSoda: roku nana
 PsychoI3oy: continuous enthusiastic consent!
  TXC2: RockPusher  the greatest noire novel never made
 Species5618Beta: @accountmadeforants From what i hear, a wrestler/actor as well, but i dont think anyone has ever heard of him
DigitalSeahorse:  
 DarkMorford: @NerdSoda Oh don't even start
  TXC2: only Saints get Halos
DigitalSeahorse: 
 brainbosh: only angels have halos, ghosts dont
Invitare: Paul that question was answered in an earlier modile
 Mangledpixel: this rock had unfinished business
DigitalSeahorse: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: would a ghost rock have a more... gravelly.. voice?
 accountmadeforants: @Species5618Beta Oh, right, he'll have to rename himself to Dwayne "A Rock" Johnson, if there's more than one
 sporkraptor: rock ectoplasm? XD
DigitalSeahorse: perfect!
 sporkraptor: rocktoplasm??
  TXC2: sporkraptor  that's later
Seagulyus: @sporkraptor damn you got it before I could even type, good one
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 BloodnBullets: Ah, crapsjoots are fantastic to come into late! Wtf is going on?
 SymphonySolstice: having it be obvious it's being held is part of the charm
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 hyralt: thiccccola
 Mangledpixel: thiccola
@aceviru: I thought we said we wouldn't react
@RyanoArt: Oh no Ian, did the Vinegar thin out the Sauce too much?!
 Vinewood_OG: Get the TANG
 RockPusher: Very nice of the talent to stick around for 2nd unit, though I wonder how their double feels about it
 sporkraptor: @Seagulyus hi5 XD
 stippledotter: Battle shots!
 BraveOthello: Thicc. Tang.
Chesul: Thiiiiiiicolaaaaaa.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Corn starch?
 SymphonySolstice: @BloodnBullets how to kill a rock, informational module
  TXC2: BloodnBullets  we're now working making a fluid come from a rock
 iris_of_ether: Coke + pe pa coa
DigitalSeahorse: cream soda?
 shendaras: I'm sure you could do some corn starch or something mixed in?
 accountmadeforants: Yeah you can just get some starch
Vanastar22: If you've got any cornflour that could work?
 stippledotter: @loadingreadyrun did they get battle shots?
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 Chesul: @iris_of_ether So, Cokacoa?
 hyralt: @Chesul That's hilarious
 iris_of_ether: @Chesul 
NerdSoda: A...  I see Penelope will be an only child
 accountmadeforants: Or add even more sugar to the coke, until it becomes full-on syrup
JadedCynic: we got the Expert's half
Vanastar22: Shot of the rock jumping on the table?
 stippledotter: Ohhhh I thought this was the breaking
  TXC2: NerdSoda  now now, she has her Cat brothers
 RockPusher: Now I want to see the Wikipedia infobox for The Battle of Moonbase Rock
Vanastar22: I didn't need to worry.
 Mangledpixel: I suggest a bowl or something below, to protect the carpet in case of leaks
DigitalSeahorse: I will poke a straw hole too!  In a juice box!  
 SquareDotCube: so are we pipette bagging this? We'll also want to protect the floor
 BraveOthello: @RockPusher Beligerents: Rock | Beej
 RockPusher: Belligerents: Beej, a rock
 DarkMorford: @Mangledpixel Do we have any tarp budget left over?
 BraveOthello: @RockPusher The braincell
 RockPusher: 
Vanastar22: Does the rock sweat soy sauce?
 Mangledpixel: rock shot, baby rock shot
 iris_of_ether: Chat, I'm marinading pork in OJ, lime, garlic, and oregano, and it smells amazing
 RockPusher: a little light vibration
 RockPusher: there it is
 accountmadeforants: Ominous!
 Strebenherz: @iris_of_ether   
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
 TehAmelie: you don't see this much since Dwayne Johnson dropped his stage name
NerdSoda: thats what she said
 RockPusher: iris_of_ether I continue to be envious of your culinary endeavours
 Mangledpixel: Fluid Time™
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:53:31.
 stippledotter: Love wet ones
 BraveOthello: Chat rotate your rock flyids
 RockPusher: ♫ It's Fluid. It's Fluid Time™ ♫
Hungry_hamst: Did you get the shot of orienting it north?
NerdSoda: The rock was a paid actor
 Astra7525: The amount of effort
 BloodnBullets: This is honestly so damn funny to have walked in on.
 iris_of_ether: @RockPusher We're doing our best to stay charged during the horrors 
 Mangledpixel: Astra7525 if something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
DigitalSeahorse: do we need TARP?
 RockPusher: iris_of_ether important indeed, may it be super effective
Vanastar22: Does Ian check a compas before orienting the rock?
 LarkSachrosis: flip it turnwise
 kingandcommoner: Good to confirm that the rock is canadian
 RockPusher: "This side is small. That side is far away."
 Arclight_Dynamo: So the rock is wet now - continuity error.
 hyralt: Is it going to be obvious that the rock is sweaty now?
 hyralt: Yeah, what Arclight_Dynamo said
 flatluigi: do you have the right facing for it from the previous shots
 RockPusher: Though if I am going to quote that, I should add Fuck TERFs! Trans Rights! 
 Vinewood_OG: @RockPusher   
 TehAmelie: 
 Strebenherz: @RockPusher 
Vanastar22: Does he gently caress the rock while placing it?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher:  
 flatluigi: y'all
 hyralt: Syrup shot
 flatluigi: don't you have syringes
Astramentha: Ian no
DigitalSeahorse:  
NerdSoda: I'm kind of surprised they dont have a syringe tube
 hyralt: MORE SYRUP
 SymphonySolstice: OOZE
 DiscordianTokkan: yesssssss
 hyralt: Yessssssss
 GrassVortex: D:
 public_key_reveal_party: 
Astramentha: D:
 RockPusher: Yes! YES!
 wench_tacular: it bleeds!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
 xantos69: Holy shit
 Twilight_Spark: It's dead. YOU KILLED IT
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Bright5park: Chug! Chug! Chug!
 accountmadeforants: 
 DarkMorford: YES
 couchboyj: 
  TXC2: unsettling
 Vinewood_OG: Like the shower in Psycho
 Didero: That looks threatening
 niccus: and that's how you get crude oil
notarealartist: perfect
phoenixfeather14: It's dying!!
 Mollylele: this has been a Canadian Heritage Minute
 BusTed: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: 
JadedCynic: PERFECT
 A_Dub888: that’s disturbing, well done
 GreatWahooney: yikes
 Alness49: Someone get the SCP on the phone, they're gonna want to see this
DigitalSeahorse: 
 LarkSachrosis: Dat's gonna look like some Twin Peaks shit
Boopity: Lovely frame to alt tab back to
 Vinewood_OG: o7 Rockathan
 RockPusher: 
Stoopler: using maple syrup is the most canadian thing
 BusTed: Very effective
JadedCynic: Ian you brilliant mad lad! 
 lirazel64: Biological!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CutePoisedRaccoonOSsloth-HSDfKQyxOVj2NCNe
 sithenin: Tube might drip like that
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FancyTolerantGrasshopperFreakinStinkin-xVeOmaDBbnmIH9YO
 RockPusher: Regular sized‽ In THIS Moonbase‽
 eid010n: The low speed really adds weight to the moment
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EndearingCleverConsolePanicBasket-gQuFUUoVxcPTuYxx
 Species5618Beta: Now play that back in reverse, and watch Ian consume a rock's soul
 stippledotter: Litharrhea is no joke!
 RockPusher: Smaller dice are available
 Twilight_Spark: And a wedding ring?
 constablecrab: I know exactly what we’re doing here, but…. What are we doing??
 brainbosh: This is what we loose not having pockets full of change
Astramentha: @stippledotter pffffft
DigitalSeahorse: now the rock will be sticky
 hyralt: Crack that rock
marchphoenix: hammer time!
 hyralt: I wanna see Ian do it with his bear hands
  TXC2: Un fuck this rock, make it stone again
 constablecrab: There may be a partially sand-filled cheese around somewhere.
 wench_tacular: stronk
 hyralt: Gneiss
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
 BusTed: 💪
 ContingentCat: dang
 Vinewood_OG: @TXC2 They fucked my rock. My rock is now impossibly racist.
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
 kingandcommoner: Can you kill a rock? No, but Ian can
 Mattmitchell45:   
 Didero: That rock? Dead
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DigitalSeahorse: just like breaking an apple
 RockPusher: Ian's in the camera are stronger than they appear.
 rosesmcgee: There goes Adam's job security
 RockPusher: *Ians
 accountmadeforants: Beyond strength
 Hugh_Munculus: Gneiss Gwork
 LarkSachrosis: Apologies Ian, I was not familiar with your game.
  TXC2: Ian been working out his grip strength
 RockPusher: The rock is now dead.
Technobach: ian, a cold stone-killer
 couchboyj: @rosesmcgee Adam's fine, Ian didn't use his thighs
Vanastar22: Dressing the murder scene.
Astramentha: I feel so bad for it???
 flatluigi: is the straw showing
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AnimatedAbstruseAubergineFeelsBadMan-QhqQgzE_tNfbzLa-
Vanastar22: The killing floor.
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyMistyMarjoramMcaT-Y764nVrF1KBE7nOj
 RockPusher: What if they kissed?
  smertmonkey: I guess Ian was paper all along
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtsyCoweringWalrusDendiFace-fD9Dw5Jj6l0uE8BX
 RealGamerCow: pennies!
DigitalSeahorse: now it has a lot of ghosts
 flatluigi: should be delicious when you kiss
Astramentha: Copper
 iris_of_ether:    
 Driosenth: I taste pennies and burnt toast
  TXC2: I smell toast.....
 Didero: I am tasting the cookie I just ate, does that count?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I taste Dr. Pepper peeps in my mouth.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Vinewood_OG: In a row!?
 LarkSachrosis: I taste my tongue
 A_Dub888: I have a stuffed nose so….
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BusTed: the miracle of life
NerdSoda: I taste Beej's honey in my mouth
 Stoffern: The rock is survived by its children
 couchboyj: "My name is Igneous Montoya, you killed my father.  Prepare to die"
NerdSoda: that was lewder than I intended
 A_Dub888: @NerdSoda “AH TORG’S HONEY!”
 Species5618Beta: You guys think its JUST Canadian rocks that bleed maple syrup, or rocks everywhere?
 stippledotter: The elder rock sacrifices their life, and the young feast upon their parent's corpse
@MultiMal3: D:
@strangefour4: :hand-orange-covering-eyes:
 RockPusher: Art Ghost here with this week's Top 10!
 Vinewood_OG: Lithic meiosis
DoodlestheGreat: You plant each piece of a rock that has a sprout on it, and next year you can harvest a new crop.
DigitalSeahorse: should it be the same colour as the wall?
  smertmonkey: I am the box ghost
Vanastar22: Art Ghost, phantom portrait painter.
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeadAssiduousRamenRitzMitz-goosze7AIJDIhjLu
 accountmadeforants: We propagate the rock from a cutting, like trees
 Didero: I just really hit me how weird all of this is
DigitalSeahorse: keep the goo in position!
  TXC2: Didero  only now? 
 RockPusher: The drama!
 Strebenherz: @Didero Whimsy weird good
 Species5618Beta: Nice reflexes, Horner-sensei
 Didero: @TXC2 It's the weekend, I'm trying not to think 
  TXC2: Didero  fair
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if the straw is dripping
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Astra7525: Ichor
  TXC2: ichor
 chrono2x: ichor
DigitalSeahorse: 
 flatluigi: ichor
 RockPusher: Print It!
 Mattmitchell45:   
 Mazrae: Mineral oil?
Vanastar22: Crystalised maple syrup.
DigitalSeahorse: narration and the music
Astramentha: yeah no you're all correct that's ichor
 GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Do we need Ian's hand pointing at the ghost?
 accountmadeforants: I was gonna say magma/lava is rock blood, but yeah ichor sounds way better
 public_key_reveal_party: @GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox I think they cut that idea
 RockPusher: If not for chat, do it for Paul
  TXC2: Magma is more like liquid rock flesh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 LarkSachrosis: Or as I usually refer to it: get back into your People Clothes.
 RockPusher: TXC2 important philosophical discoveries being made today
  TXC2: RockPusher  we are the LRRning chat after all
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Eh, blood is also made from our body, to an extent 
 SymphonySolstice: phantom power is the byproduct of ectoplasmic fracking
Invitare: Ian has thought of this
DigitalSeahorse:  
 couchboyj: Whats the DEAL with killing rocks?
Invitare: Thanks ants
 RockPusher: Thanks Ants. Thants.
 Mattmitchell45: I only kill things which can't feel it
 SquareDotCube: One man tried to kill a rock, and now that man is dead
DigitalSeahorse: from the straw
 RockPusher: 
Vanastar22: Could this series be called 'Everyday Quandries' or simmiliar? To imply that the series expects the things they cover to be entirely normal?
Mai_Andra: Canadian One Piece?
 accountmadeforants: "They say rap killed rock, but they're wrong, rock was killed by this guy"
  TXC2: SymphonySolstice  yeah, I feel like there's a full Anime series or video game with the plot of company has found a way to extract energy from the souls of the dead, our Heroes have to stop them
 RockPusher: I should sit down and rewatch Look Around You
 Mangledpixel: @RockPusher did you know they did a whole second series in a different style?
 public_key_reveal_party: "Ok, we lost the shot, reassemble the rock everyone"
Redpandarama: aaaaah Blackmagic things
 chrono2x: second
  TXC2: "it's coming up, i's coming up, there!"
 RockPusher: "Why does it say no card." is an absolutely terrifying thing to hear on this stream
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mattmitchell45: "Bewhat's up if you could kill a rock?!"
DigitalSeahorse:  
 morgoth_bauglyr: the answer was: yes?
  TXC2: the answer was yes?
 RockPusher: Mangledpixel I did and It is included in my previous thought 
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 The Locked Tomb (book series) is kind of that (minus the heroes)
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 TheNerdWonder: a'killing
 flatluigi: 
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  ooo neat!
 RockPusher: We can edit so we can ramp into it
 SymphonySolstice: brain sometimes says No
DrakoniteDev: 
  TXC2: been a while since I've seen Graham stammer this hard
Creideiki_SE: Ah, it's our fault.
 SymphonySolstice: I blame the soul of the rock
 RockPusher: Frustrating as I imagine it is for Graham, like most brain-weirdness I find it *fascinating*
 flatluigi: the rock is rebelling
DigitalSeahorse:  lol hiding from cam
Armoric: @TXC2 Does he have a stammer on some specific sounds?
 RockPusher: there is so much we still haven't figured out about this thinking meat
 Didero: Everything is harder when you start overthinking it
 flatluigi: @Armoric sometimes starting sentences on specific words is hard
 flatluigi: specific sounds rather
 hyralt: Maximum stank
DigitalSeahorse: next, kill the rock
 GreatWahooney: It's simple. we kill the rock man
 CabooseFails: i had a shirt made for my own nonsense: brains are stupid
 Darleysam: select your gun, and then, select your rock
  TXC2: Armoric  based on this, I assume Ks are hard
ShifuDaxiongmao: kill "pause" the rock
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I take it Graham is narrating an instructional video
 BraveOthello: @Armoric I believe he's said he has trouble with certain sounds when he's excited
 wench_tacular: RIP Rock
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 One of the "fun" things there is that all their magic/technology is based on necromancy/death. So in order to colonize other planets, they first kill those planets.
 RockPusher: The rock, is now, dead.
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  yes
 ContingentCat: the rock, is now dead
Rodzos: where were you when rock was kill
DigitalSeahorse: I like the last one, the rock is now dead
 flatluigi: can we just get a "this kills the rock" for posterity
 hyralt: @RockPusher You are the expert
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  seems a bit extreme 
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi, drate!
 HorusFive: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 RockPusher:    
thedepthandbreadthofseth: love it!
 A_Dub888: Hydration was covered in Module 67
DigitalSeahorse: this is a fun one
 Mangledpixel: No that's not why
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, we can hear it at home
 PharaohBender27: 
 LarkSachrosis: Instinct!
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 morgoth_bauglyr: uhm nope
 RockPusher: Graham making the same error I was making when I was going to respond to the level check earlier
 HorusFive: we could hear you before.  So yes we can still hear you
 GrassVortex: 
DoodlestheGreat: And now, the editing process.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Any birthdays in the chat?
 RockPusher:  
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
  TXC2: like old time radio!
 hyralt: That sounds weird
 darkcyril: 
NerdSoda: Live on location
  TXC2: !break
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DigitalSeahorse:  
Vanastar22: Sounds a little bit like radio.
 GreatWahooney: time to do a snack run then
 Didero: I have to be going. Thanks for the fun and educational stream!
  TXC2: so long Didero  stay safe
 Astra7525: This Crapshoot is fast becoming one of the highlights
 hyralt: I love the edit section of the crapshoot.  I'm HYPED
 Didero: @TXC2 Thanks 
 margieargie: I'm also going to have to head out now, but that's what VODs are for!
DigitalSeahorse:  
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
DrakoniteDev: I got here late, and am confused as to what is going on... but I also swear I've seen this resulting crapshot before, a couple weeks ago?
 RockPusher throws some hot cross buns on to toast
 flatluigi: @DrakoniteDev you might be from the future
 Astra7525: @hyralt Every recorded clip of James getting doinked in the head when shooting for "The Package" is one of my favourite Crapshoot-exclusives
 Astra7525: *every clip edited together
 Astra7525: bonk-bonk-bonk-BONKBONKBONK
DrakoniteDev: @flatluigi I think so. I don't recommend it. Returning to the past seems best.
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 It occurs to me there's even a (very important) part of that process which literally is "what to do about the ghost". (Not doing anything about the ghost makes it a Problem.)
 Mazrae: Well im going to miss the edit but ill just have to wait for the final version to come out, later everyone
 RockPusher: and once they are toasted, a comical amount of butter shall be applied
DigitalSeahorse:  w 
  TXC2: so long Mazrae  stay safe
DigitalSeahorse:  
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  ha 
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 glitched_goddess: I mentioned it to my therapist, but I absolutely love how everyone almost spontaneously added “stay safe” to their goodbyes.
DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: glitched_goddess  I used to add have fun, then covid happened 
 glitched_goddess: really shows how wide and unconditional community care is 
  TXC2: glitched_goddess  
 GreatWahooney: excellent, I have returned from my snack run before the editing segment
DigitalSeahorse: @glitched_goddess  
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: don't think I heard this song before
DigitalSeahorse: it does seem new
 PharaohBender27: Pretty sure I have
  Sarah_Serinde: it is in fact old
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: but newly added to the mix when Friday Nights was coming out
 RockPusher: I can feel my doctor's disappointment at me taking my meds with choccy milk 
  Sarah_Serinde: I see nothing wrong with this
  TXC2: I guess I just haven't been around when it hit's rotation
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah I've heard it a lot by now
DigitalSeahorse: OH
DigitalSeahorse: Happy PI Day, everyone!
 Sacrenos: @RockPusher better than red bull I guess 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JKBalch: Is this a day of Pi?
DigitalSeahorse: I may order some pie later
Vanastar22: π
 Mangledpixel: happy Revese Pi Day, DigitalSeahorse
DigitalSeahorse: reverse pi?
 RockPusher buns his butter
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  TXC2: we need a 14 month year, so us Brits can have a Pi day too
 Mangledpixel: 14.3 is not Pi 
 hyralt: @DigitalSeahorse Happy pi day!
Noy2222: Pi is exactly 3!
 GreatWahooney: it's still pi day if you use year-month-day
 PharaohBender27: @Noy2222 Oh NOT THIS again
Vanastar22: 🥧
 DigitalSeahorse: @hyralt Thanks for the gift sub! 
 hyralt: @DigitalSeahorse You're welcome!
Noy2222: For Playstation values, of course
 RockPusher: I recognise pi day as it is correct in ISO  8601, the objectively correct date format 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: Noy2222  in what number base? 
  TXC2: and we're back
 DigitalSeahorse: and then Ian's head is out of shot
 Strebenherz:  
 GreatWahooney: oh joy!
WriterRaven: Yay for nonsense assembly!
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonySolstice: sounds good
 GreatWahooney: hearing it good!
 Mangledpixel: audio level is good
 DigitalSeahorse: as intended I think
 Vinewood_OG: It really does
 Cptasparagus: Ian is so white in that light lol
 RockPusher: We have range to play with!
 Nigouki: the bits, they be deep
 RockPusher: Cool Technology‽
  TXC2: the phone adds an ominous amount of colour
 DigitalSeahorse: yup, bland room appearance is best to start
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
 BusTed: 
 hyralt: hehehe
 RockPusher: Perfection
 couchboyj: 
 Strebenherz: Peak
 Vinewood_OG: But if you keep the camera rolling....
Bruceski: Actual Beej Reactions (tm)
 RockPusher: Extended Beej-roll
  TXC2: keep the camera rolling is how we get out-take compilations
 Mangledpixel: oh wow
 PharaohBender27: Oh that turned out GREAT
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  TXC2: graphic
 raulghoulia: hes going further beyond
 hyralt: Amazing
ShifuDaxiongmao: will you be cutting back and forth between beej and rock? 
 Strebenherz: Unholy
 flatluigi: can we keep that slight rattling noise in the edit
 RockPusher: This was a triumph!
NerdSoda: incredible
  TXC2: ShifuDaxiongmao  probably
 PharaohBender27: It's back bile 
 Astra7525: oh this would have been such a pain to clean up for Alex because of his beard
 hyralt: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: hahha
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 SymphonySolstice: lmaoooo
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 couchboyj: A mixture of blood and rock viscera
 BusTed: we have fun around here
 TehAmelie: the goo that leaks out of people's forehead in The Fifth Element
 DigitalSeahorse: it ain't spinal fluid, that stuff's clear
 Strebenherz: The wipe off adds to it I think
Vanastar22: I love the brief pause, actually.
 RockPusher:  
 DigitalSeahorse: teehee
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  TXC2: beaten clean too
Vanastar22: I think wheeling Beej out immidiately wouldn't have looked as good.
 Vinewood_OG: Jeri Ryan sends her regards
DanielJennaGrouse: have you defeated it? you're still not done with the exorcism
 Nigouki: i like the wires on the floor as if they're going into the case
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd crop the box in a bit so it doesn't show the edge if using it
 couchboyj: It could be B roll when you're talking about the previous installment
  TXC2: still think steam should come out of the case 
 RockPusher: 
 wench_tacular: 
 Vinewood_OG: Andy Serkis watch out
  TXC2: battle shots
Mai_Andra: These would just be various shots for the opening while the narrator is asking questions.
 stippledotter: Its very funny to me that Beej experiences Fluid before sweat
Garfman314: i missed most of the shoot, what was used for the rock blood?
 hyralt: so good
 BusTed: such a good effect
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL the "omg"
 stippledotter: @Garfman314 Canadian extract
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: wow
 SymphonySolstice: maple syrup
 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Poor rock 
Redpandarama: Cinema
Garfman314: of course
  TXC2: love that we caught the laughter
 kingandcommoner: That sound needs to stay in
 shendaras: 
 flatluigi: that goo was inside ian!
 DigitalSeahorse: absolute cinema
witchy_snake: Ngl, almost looks like it pissed itself
Vanastar22: Post-mortem voiding?
Technobach: the rock should wilhelm scream
7gorobei: would a double image jitter on the rock add some drama?
 DigitalSeahorse: gotta wheel beej out again
 DigitalSeahorse: or not
Vanastar22: Could the rock get some motion blur, like it's experiencing some spacial distortion?
@TheSuperDoubleG: this crapshot rocks
 SymphonySolstice: SM7B does most of the heavy lifting
 TheNerdWonder: because logarithms
 Mangledpixel: 6 db is equivalent to a doubling of distance
 djalternative: yeah. logarithms
 RockPusher: loudness measurement is weird
 electric_claire: So loud
 SymphonySolstice: good ol LUFS
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's a nice amount of headroom to have
 DigitalSeahorse: I like the happier sounding what to do with the ghost
Astramentha: respectfully, mawp
 hyralt: Your editor audio is much hotter than live audio btw.  Peaking around -5 dBFS versus your live audio peaking around -15.
 RockPusher: can final cut render the waveform in the full fimstrip space?
 iris_of_ether: IIRC, decibels for sound is a power measurement (so, voltage*current, or a squared measurement), and then dB is on a logarithmic scale. So yeah it's not immediately intuitive
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RockPusher: I assume if we actually seperated the audio from the video
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   LoadingReadyRun: is the volume from Finalcut ok for you?
 SymphonySolstice: a tad loud
 WokenClick: maybe a touch loud
 hyralt: Finalcut is loud
stephentoostronk: very Stanley Parable
  TXC2: this is gonna activate a sleeper agent 
 RockPusher: LoadingRRRRReadyRun
 djalternative: I kinda wish there was one take where Graham said "Dwayne is now dead" just for us
 SymphonySolstice: reaeaedaedeadeeaedy
 BusTed: max headrooming
   LoadingReadyRun: better?
 hyralt: I think it's getting better?  It looks like finalcut is peaking about the same as the live audio now
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 djalternative: much better
 WokenClick: every now and then I have to stop and remember how absurd the base concet of this is
 gualdhar: new Daft Punk song just dropped
 flatluigi: i like that the idea just kind of fell out of ian
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  TXC2: gualdhar  incredible given they spilt up
EvilBadman: Instructions too clear, I have now placed 75 rocks
 DigitalSeahorse: gualdhar is that for legal reasons a joke?
 DigitalSeahorse: cause yeah they split
 Vinewood_OG: "I went to college."
@AwkwardGrant: the alternating intonation of the two "The rock is now dead." reads made me think of The Cheat Is Not Dead off of Strong Bad Sings
 hyralt: Quarry Quandry: how to kill a rock
 hyralt: lithicide has such a good mouthfeel
 glitched_goddess: Lithocide is now up there with “Defenestration” for favorite words
Mai_Andra: "In today's practicum: killing."
Noy2222: Derek is now dead?
 SymphonySolstice: deee e e e e e a a a a d
  TXC2: how long before LRR gets "lithocide" on a magic card?
WriterRaven: Some big YTP energy from some of these tweaks. XD
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Morrigan9: <dwayne johnson sweating>
Garfman314: if someone turns this into a techno song, i will listen
 public_key_reveal_party: @TXC2 depends, when's the next un-set?
 RockPusher: I feel like we could get some very good music made from this 
EvilBadman: (This filmed before Dwayne Johnson's passing in 2098)
 rasterscan: I feel like lithocide is an actual concept in Zendikar for some reason.
 Driosenth: Glutteral stops
 DigitalSeahorse: I HATE lip smacking noises
 SymphonySolstice: click mouth noise is 🚫🚫🚫🚫
 ContingentCat: the only mouth sounds I want to hear is the album by neil ciceriga
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TubularBadAppleMcaT-qj-E0aif5euzMhE2
DanielJennaGrouse: are you saying you don't like Mouth Sounds?
 wench_tacular: it reminds people that the mouth is made of meat
  TXC2: and that meat is wet
 hyralt: @glitched_goddess Yes, defenestration has a nice dash of labiodental fricative
   LoadingReadyRun: Remember: Put your audio *below* the slug
 DigitalSeahorse: it also reminds people of eating
 morgoth_bauglyr: how to talk like a prite
 morgoth_bauglyr: pirate
 LarkSachrosis: @EvilBadman If anyone could live to 126, it's The Rock.
 hyralt: Gneisssss
 RockPusher:   
Patorik: If this wasn't a video, I would almost expect to hear instructions to turn the tape over for the next part
 DigitalSeahorse: I'll tack lick a prite iffin I wants te
Vanastar22: I would have the music hit just after the title drop, rather than on, but that's me.
 glitched_goddess: “Lithocide - 1R - Instant - Deal 3 damage to target Elemental creature. <<The answer was Yes.>>”
 djalternative: you don't want the audio to crush the slug
 RockPusher: Patorik Please flip the laserdisc for part 2
 Strebenherz: @glitched_goddess To target wall! xD
 Mangledpixel: I have found some classic old (PD) sound fx that would work well for the rock-killing mind fight: https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438286/  https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438542/  https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675379/
 hyralt: I like it better on quandry
 RockPusher: maybe hitting right on the start of the narration after the title
  TXC2: Lithocide would be a stone rain effect
 SymphonySolstice: Yes! [..........] Today,
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I looked it up but this would be the first Rock/Ghost type
 TehAmelie: does it kill a land and leave a ghost land that costs life to tap?
RELDnahcire: @TXC2 bracket 3 and higher 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 A_Dub888: to begin a rock
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: RELDnahcire  bracket get out of my house minium 
  TXC2: xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx  up there with bug/normal for type combos that should have happened awhile ago but haven't somehow
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Vinewood_OG: Add text on screen *Oriented North, like a clarification from legal
a_Weakling: might be funny to add in a text "* oriented north" in white block text at the bottom right of the frame when the rock is being turned
 SymphonySolstice: it really does
 Vinewood_OG: Timing!
 RockPusher: It's amazing how much difference single-frames can make
  TXC2: timing is everything
 BrowneePointz: Comedy is all in the timing, and Frames are Time
 DigitalSeahorse: timing is vital in comedy
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  TXC2: and now she's Graham's wife
Vanastar22: Timing!
 RockPusher: Deciding which is the exactly funniest frame to take a screenshot of is something I spend far too much time on 
 Cptasparagus: teamplate 24p
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: just editing a clip on twitch has taught me the importance of timing
 TheNerdWonder: and you know someone watching that episode just swore
Patorik: I imagine you trap the ghost in a geode like a Pokéball
 public_key_reveal_party: I genuinely love watching video editing, I'm not sure what that says about me.
 DigitalSeahorse: without the music
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 Astra7525: have the box opening as the first video clip?
owovergrowth: big spokesman energy on this one
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 DigitalSeahorse: how soon should music be audible?
 Vinewood_OG: Nice
 WokenClick: that's so good
  TXC2: Astra7525  I think the plainness of just rock on a table works for the opener
 glitched_goddess: in comedy, timing is very important.
 Astra7525: @TXC2 I find it a bit weird that the rock is already there and then it's being revealed again
 Mangledpixel: I was, yes
 DigitalSeahorse: ??? NICE!? ???
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Goof job, Pix
 stippledotter: The box open for "appropriate rock" selection
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Good*
 djalternative: just add more ?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 4:£ with black bars
7gorobei: put a screen safe overlay?
  TXC2: thinking this was a video from the 70's-80's ?
ThorSokar: I thought you were gonna 4x3 it after, and "film grain" it so it has that "lost govt instructional video" look
Creideiki_SE: Also, isn't it spelled "quandary"?
 Mangledpixel: Helvetica Bold
Patorik: Looks like the Panalysts font
Comet__: @Creideiki_SE youre right
a_Weakling: Should the M in module be capitalized?
 CabooseFails: half crop the top and bottom rows of question mark to get it out to 16:9?
 RockPusher: Would the lower case the M on module?
 RockPusher: *they
 Mangledpixel: also, here's the show that Look Around You is most directly spoofing, ITV's 'Experiment' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3oirUnPR2I
 kingandcommoner: Should Rock be in a different font?
  TXC2: Creideiki_SE  it being spelled wrong adds a little something
 RockPusher: I'd need to go sample some actual vintage stuff to compare 
 Mangledpixel: which is just dripping with Helvectica
 Mangledpixel: *Helvetica
 couchboyj: I like the lowercase m, personally
ThorSokar: Do you want to on-the-beat stamp in how, to, kill, a, rock like the editing guy was getting cute when they made this?
 commentarywife: Dropping in from YT, is the underside of the table visible in the pan up shot?
 0x6772: Is that the intentional spelling of the word I usually spell "quandary"?
 SquareDotCube: I'm curious how a duplicate in black acting as a drop shadow would look
 xantos69: Could you go back to "Good Time"
 CabooseFails: if only you had already spent $20 on 1200+ fonts
 SquareDotCube: Bauhaus 93?
 djalternative: Do you have any Galactic fonts?
 RockPusher: Helvetica feels right if we aren't going something like Courier
 chrono2x: older fashioned?
a_Weakling: Not sure how it would fit in, but it would be cute if there was a pronunciation guide for rock "/rɑːk/"
EvilBadman: Does the crapshot title having the name kinda spoil the bit? Someone suggested The Cleavage earlier
 SquareDotCube: Univers or Futura
 DigitalSeahorse: Helvetica bold is so readable
 Driosenth: Subtlety is Dead
EvilBadman: Fair :F
owovergrowth: the curiosity of how to kill a rock is the draw
Garfman314: someone is going to be frantically searching this
 DigitalSeahorse: a step by step
 hyralt: But it IS a tutorial
DanielJennaGrouse: god, so often I want to link a crapshot in response to something and by the time I can find it the discussion has moved on three times
TamaraLesbianQueen: yeah being unable to find a specific crapshot has been a problem I have run into before 
  TXC2: a step by step
 glitched_goddess: “Do the Thing”
 couchboyj: What they really want is module 77
 ContingentCat: Elmo: finally I can get my enemy rocko!
Invitare: well it IS a tutorial. It's just incomplete
 CaptainSpam: Well, it IS a tutorial.
 djalternative: oh. soap is nice
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 WokenClick: if this was longer, an opening of someone frantically searching, or even a closing of that, would be really funny
 hyralt: Are these the new itchio fonts?
 SquareDotCube: soap looks like a modified cooper black
Morrigan9: low kill count, don't do a gemocide
 Cptasparagus: GW Bush, really frustrated
 Vinewood_OG: Kevin Hart in the panic room, "Shit. Another sketch."
ThorSokar: do you have a "Metal Band" font?
owovergrowth: person that doesn't understand the difference between A and THE: why do i keep getting videos of stones
Bruceski: When you get up in the middle of the night and find rocks in your kitchen, it's understandable to be a bit frustrated
 Mangledpixel: or the good old standby of Frauces
 commentarywife: How-to basic vibes
 SquareDotCube: Arial rounded?
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd like a link to the ich io fonts if someone in chat has it
 RockPusher: Actually would "The Rock" be a better title if only to try exploiting YouTube algorithm silliness?
svenning28: Death to stone
 SquareDotCube: specifically the extra bolded arial rounded
 glitched_goddess: Bubble did give 70s vibes but Helvetica is just classic
 Mangledpixel: I did use Helvetica Now Display Bold for the title card
Bruceski: @owovergrowth Well in that case you target the drummer, because the heart of Rock and Roll is the beat.
ShifuDaxiongmao: what about cooper black?
 public_key_reveal_party: cinema sins is going to tear this crapshot apart if you pick the wrong font
 accountmadeforants: Cycling through the fonts could also work for the video, looks kinda funky
@Dumorimasoddaa: Soap for the body and something else for the header? Idk man split fonts is always dicy
 SquareDotCube: Helvetica why
 BusTed: I'm sure I've got ComiPyrus around here somewhere
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 djalternative: Helvetica Then
a_Weakling: You have access to Garamond?
 ContingentCat: helvetica how?
 DeM0nFiRe: It's your helvetica! Use it when you need it!
 BrowneePointz: I just looked at a couple 70s educational films and WOW those fonts are wild
 Vinewood_OG: Helvetica now, or Comic Sans later
 Astra7525: Helvetica yesterday, today and tomorrow
 glitched_goddess: ITS MY HELVETICA AND I NEED IT NOOOWWWWWWW!
 SquareDotCube: module 78: or module [78]
 RockPusher: "The LRR Fontcast" when? 
 djalternative: We can't be here all day talking about fonts?
Garfman314: i do want to see nelly's list there
 PharaohBender27: Maybe the list of previous modules that was discussed during writing?
 DigitalSeahorse: YES
  TXC2: RockPusher  font tier list or we riot 
 Vinewood_OG: LIST
 Athelgar: with the other module names populating over a static Ian?
DrakoniteDev: cut to rock for "yes"?
 jae_dorian: what's the itch io font pack called?
 xantos69: I want a LRR podcast where they look at 20 random fonts each show and have to rank them.
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 RockPusher: "Graham's Font Roundup" a quarterly font review of the past season and upcoming season's fonts
 BusTed: very yes
 DigitalSeahorse: YES!
 SymphonySolstice: I like above and centered yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: even YESer
 DeM0nFiRe: That shot would make a good discord emote lol
ShifuDaxiongmao: have the YES grow into place? 
 public_key_reveal_party: I think with the rock being slightly off center, the yes being kinda slightly counter to it works well
 commentarywife: List of modules is good
   LoadingReadyRun: Make no mistake: If a rock gets a chance, it will kill you without a second thought
josh___something: @RockPusher The olympic mascot videos, but with fonts this time
 accountmadeforants: I imagine the rock disagrees (now I'm picturing a very, very small "no" on top of the rock)
 hyralt: Previously in module 78:
 xantos69: Could the "Yes" very slowly and almost not noticeably, grow in size as it stays on screen?
  TXC2: I think it's best at the end
 SymphonySolstice: Previously in module 77
Vanastar22: Could you have a card showing those questions, with big green ticks next to them?
omnirallis999: Hello there
 stippledotter: The end, to not spoil ghosts
 RockPusher: josh___something I mean that is just something I legitimately would like to see which makes it less effective as a jape 
 hyralt: @xantos69 YES
 djalternative: I think you only list the previous one here and then the big list at the end
 randombillfolds: @LoadingReadyRun Leave no stone unturned into gravel.
  TXC2: hello omnirallis999  welcome
NerdSoda: List up to now in the beginning, then the full list at the end
 Mattmitchell45: How many The Fray jokes have been made?
 public_key_reveal_party: @Mattmitchell45 I think you can be the first tbh
 djalternative: moodule
 Cptasparagus: you deleted 70
 CabooseFails: 70 got yeeted
 public_key_reveal_party: 70 is a myth
 RockPusher: Indeed we are missing a 70
 DigitalSeahorse: 70 is missing
darkora: 70 went into the void
 Vinewood_OG: 70 <redacted>
 hyralt: ^ redacted
Garfman314: you deleted it
 xantos69: Proto rocks and you
 stippledotter: Techniques?
 SymphonySolstice: gneisser
svenning28: missing a stupid 67 joke there
 Cptasparagus: if you watch the vod, you swiped it
 Mattmitchell45: Module 79 - HOW TO SAVE A ROCK (feat. The Fray)
 SquareDotCube: My idea is that instead of starting the episode, the crapshoot starts in a DVD-style menu with that list as the menu, and the module is chosen
  TXC2: "What is a rock" followed by "why rocks" sound like chapters in a Well There's Your Problem episode 
darkora: 000000
 TheNerdWonder: Rocks and Your Johnson
Technobach: align them on the colon?
 djalternative: I don't hate courier here
darkora: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard 
 Astra7525: Is fracking deliberately spelt with two Ks?
 hyralt: I do like how all the numbers are aligned in courier.  Not sure about courier in particular, though.
 Cptasparagus: also, frakking = BSG, fracking = oil
@Dumorimasoddaa: We should pan down the list too
@evanr3766: waht monospace font do you use for desertbus?
Mai_Andra: can it do fixed width for the numbers only, and then a more natural spacing for the words?
 RockPusher: darkora tell them chat says "Who is a good kitty‽ You are!"
EvilBadman: This courier isn't fit to deliver babies
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 public_key_reveal_party: Ian appearing as set dressing in this shot
darkora: @RockPusher I wish you wouldn't encourage her 
 SquareDotCube: a basic rounded triangle will suffice
 Vinewood_OG: What'd you call me?
 Mattmitchell45: @TXC2 "Edwin Drake's 1859 well near Titusville, Pennsylvania is popularly considered the first modern well...which must relate to rocks somehow?"
NerdSoda: Ian obliterates rock. Font Obliterates Ian. Rock obliterates font
 ContingentCat: oh right now windings because not win
 zed_alpha: This might be an intentional choice, apologies if it is: "ectoplasmic fracking" is breaking up rocks with water to release ectoplasm.   "ectoplasmic frakking" is characters from battlestar galactica banging poltergeists.
 accountmadeforants: There is a free monospaced Helvetica-derivative: https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Fragment+Mono
 TheNerdWonder: Zaph Dingbats
  TXC2: Mattmitchell45  Liam finally kills Roz at the upteenth site of drake's well 
 hyralt: ooooo mono helvetica sounds rad
 Vinewood_OG: @zed_alpha Tricia Helfer was on Lucifer
  TXC2: *sight
 xantos69: @zed_alpha I want to watch both of these shows.
svenning28: what if everything other than 77 are a little grayer?
 SquareDotCube: So, would an arrow or a triangle be better for the framing here
 hyralt: The kerning between the numeral and the colon looks slightly too small
 CaptainSpam: Can you group multiple elements into one thing and animate that?
 SymphonySolstice: why,
 saiarcot895: oh ew
  TXC2: fraking a ghost kinda already is BSG
Redpandarama: Cursed
 Vinewood_OG: Now who's dunking on Premiere? Everyone because Adobe $UUUCK$.
Garfman314: that is exceedingly frustrating
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: whyyy
 xantos69: Oh god oh god oh god
 CaptainSpam: I'm not familiar with FC, but that's what would make sense from an image editing standpoint with layer groups.
 GamerCat88: like****
GedankenPalast_: gneiss
Vanastar22: That is intensley stupid, yes.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 accountmadeforants: Maybe you can turn it into a vector image with transparency first?
 ContingentCat: that it's better than the alternatives says a lot
 accountmadeforants: (I have no idea how Final Cut works  )
 BusTed: just snippin the bottom
 Vinewood_OG: I've done manual subtitles. I know.
 jchinnock: I think all editors are in an abusive relationship with their NLE" I really do love them, but"
 hyralt: Yeah.  That's a nice arrow butt
 DigitalSeahorse: a stout arrow
Creideiki_SE: Isn't this just Adobe's way of making you buy AfterEffects too?
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Creideiki_SE: Sorry, rent.
 hyralt: I like scrolling from the top because it implies that there were some before 69
 DigitalSeahorse: SUBSCRIBE to AfterEffects
 Mattmitchell45: @TXC2 The American Petroleum Institute made a movie about Drake starring Vincent Price in 1954, apparently
IanAllenBird: hi!
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  TXC2: Mattmitchell45  fantastic
 RockPusher: I mean, we keep making jokes about it but I really would love an Ian and Graham (and Friends) talk Design podcast/series
 Vinewood_OG: @RockPusher YES.
 EmmaPartlow: There is something compelling about the image of a rock and the word "YES"
 RockPusher: you know, on top of the pile of all the other things we'd love to see
 Mangledpixel: every editing program sucks
 GreatWahooney: I know it's not going to be it, but I kinda want the YES frame to be the thumbnail
   LoadingReadyRun:  fun fact: for Friday Nights, it was easier for me to make the credits scrolling animation as an html overlay, record it in OBS and then import into final cut 
 PharaohBender27: Ooof
Redpandarama: Crazy
 RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun oof, but well, whatever works
 Vinewood_OG: @RockPusher On this week's episode of FONT FONTS FONTS.
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  that is layers of jank right there
 commentarywife: Sad we don't have footage of an inappropriate rock
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@Dumorimasoddaa: Man I want module 77 and the arrow to be teletext yellow
Vanastar22: Could you insert some stock footage of a burning building in with the "property damage" line?
 TheNerdWonder: I bet we could loop Ian without too much trouble
 hyralt: @LoadingReadyRun oh yeah, you can just use a marquee
 xantos69: Astounding.
 Vinewood_OG: "Ready yourself." 
 hyralt: Classic 90's web design
 Mattmitchell45: Is that Gormless Man in a Gi or a Hospital Gown?
 accountmadeforants: "Next, kill"
 DigitalSeahorse: no "bring in the expert"?
 commentarywife: Ian just standing there, contributing nothing to the whole thing is chef's kiss
 accountmadeforants: @commentarywife Now now, he eventually wipes beej's nose
 RockPusher: commentarywife he's contributing *authority*
   LoadingReadyRun: it was also easier to load the export of all the kickstarter supporters names into an html page then trying to load them and format them in final cut
  TXC2: Mattmitchell45  a Gi top
 SquareDotCube: Ian's task: Record experiment results, wipe humors from test subjects
 Mangledpixel: I've found some sound effects for this bit if you want them
NerdSoda: Beejer Things
 accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Does Final Cut support SVGs? (And treat them better than its own text boxes?) You could probably trick it into behaving that way, since you can just include text (and use fonts) in SVGs.
 RockPusher: Indeed, Mangledpixel has some good sound effect suggestions
 RockPusher: (my pick would be the 3rd one sped up a little)
  TheGreenMonster450: the Kuleshov effect is wonderful isn't it ?
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: Art
 djalternative: Yeah. I think you drop the music and replace it with a different track while Beej kills the rock.
 accountmadeforants: 
 commentarywife: We didn't need the hydrate shot after all 😃
Morrigan9: Absolute Crapshot
 Mattmitchell45: Beej was raised in this facility to kill rocks
   LoadingReadyRun: @accountmadeforants not sure about Final Cut and SVG. It was mostly a case of html/javascript/css is what I know, so I used that 
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  beautiful
 xantos69: Can we get the full Beej slide out?
ShifuDaxiongmao: ^ agree 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe Next Time as he's rolling out
 hyralt: Yay, it's almost time to key the ghost
 RockPusher: Paul's hammer is indeed effective on many nail and non nail applications 
Wolfstrike_NL: what to do with the gh- gh- ghost
   LoadingReadyRun: @hyralt Key! The! Ghost!
 commentarywife: Please check the pan up for the underside of the table?
  TXC2: the hit new game show
 DigitalSeahorse: Text KILLING A ROCK
@Dumorimasoddaa: Would the opening the case work better here after the YES?
@KerniusMaximus: have we oriented the rock north?
 RockPusher: 2 lines feels good
Garfman314: killing a a rock
 hyralt: I like 2 lines
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
EvilBadman: This is one or two steps removed from Control
 LordZarano: KILLING A / ROCK does have a certain something to it
 saiarcot895: 2 lines also fits with how it was spoken
 hyralt: Something about that hanging colon on TODAY: gives me anxiety
 commentarywife: The two lines with the A on the first line could be beautifully non-deisigny
Garfman314: single line
 xantos69: Does the second scroll happen Post-Honk?
 Mangledpixel: might have to let it go
 accountmadeforants: Put the text behind the rock ghost 
7gorobei: ectoplasmic fracking as a stinger?
 WokenClick: just a quick shot of it scrolling down to the next module, and then cut to ghost?
 hyralt: A hanging colon is almost menacing
 Vinewood_OG: Yesss
 RockPusher: Just the list starting from this module with the next few?
 TheNerdWonder: fade out the completed modules?
phoenixfeather14: extend the Beej slideout was my thought
 BusTed: delete your art
Patorik: I missed the beginning of this stream, and I'll have to go back and find out where the hell this bonkers idea came from
 RockPusher: since it is a preview not a retrospective
Garfman314: i think you could just put the next module
 zed_alpha: hm. Maybe just text that says "next time: ectoplasmic fracking"?
 A_Dub888: Wait a second, did they shoot Beej-roll?
 zed_alpha: wait that's 80, never mind, ignore me
 WokenClick: fade the top part of the scroll?
 SquareDotCube: What if, instead of the arrow, the "active" module stays at the bottom of the screen while the others scroll off the top?
Vanastar22: Does that gradient want to go on the other instance of the module list, too?
 RockPusher: 
 BusTed: That would be pretty funny
 saiarcot895: 
 SymphonySolstice: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TheNerdWonder: Ian you monster!
 PharaohBender27: 969
 RockPusher:  
NerdSoda: XD
Qvdv:  ͏
 Mangledpixel: now though, the joke is made by the text before the VO
 Vinewood_OG: Thanks, I hate it, Ian.
 commentarywife: What to do with the lizard people
ShifuDaxiongmao: post honk credit.. "Alex as The Ghost"
 SymphonySolstice: yeah do the scroll once the VO comes in
 hyralt: Sound effects first.  They might inform the colour correction.  
 xantos69: Ok, I love it.  But I still want that "Yes" to slightly grow in size as it stays on screen.
 BusTed: Is it supposed to be Quandary with the second A?
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@Dumorimasoddaa: I don’t think we need the green screen shot.
@OVER-KiLL: ❣️ i LOVE this crapshot 🪨
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@carsonoid: Love the idea of keeping the arm
Creideiki_SE: It's "quandary".
 accountmadeforants: The quandary quarry
EvilBadman: @Creideiki_SE Can't brand a real word
 CodeIndigo: Leave it misspelled for copyright purposes
 hyralt: Yes you spelled quandary wrong
 zed_alpha: there's an extra a
Despoiler98: Quandary
epsilon_vee: two a's in quandary
j_crane330: 
 accountmadeforants: I assumed it was just Canadian spelling but the squiggles disagree 
 zed_alpha: "Quandary" is how I've always seen it spelled
 DigitalSeahorse: quandairy?
 niccus: truly a quandery
 Mangledpixel: oh, I also misspelled it then 
EvilBadman: I think it's funnier typo'd
 TehAmelie: were you thinking too much about quarries?
 DandyGeek: it’s kinda funnier wrong, yeah
  TXC2: and lets be honest, not a one of you has ever pronounced that second a in Quandary
 ErynTzun: QuanDairy, a dairy owned by Quan.
 hyralt: @TXC2 And I never will!
 creasehearst: Quandry makes it feel like it's also trying to invoke the word Quarry as part of its theming of being about rocks
Despoiler98: YES
 EmmaPartlow: I'm only familiar with the Magic card, Painful Quandary
 SymphonySolstice: I'm gonna be honest I don't think I've ever said the word quandary
j_crane330: Modules
 GreatWahooney: the gneiss things?
 LordZarano: quandry is in Wiktionary. Defined as "Misspelling of quandary."
  TheGreenMonster450: love the slightly off center rock under the yes
 DigitalSeahorse: zoom in on box?
 niccus: quandəry
 SymphonySolstice: CineDream™®©
 ErynTzun: I just think of Data from TNG when hearing the word quandary.
 accountmadeforants: There's also LUTs in your monitor, and in FPGAs 
 undecided44: LUTS? lower urinary tract symptoms?  I clearly have a different abbreviation dictionary.
 Cptasparagus: I work in confocal microscopy and I have to explain LUTs to scientists all the time to try to explain how their microscope images suck.... its usually like talking to a brick wall
 Astra7525: So 5 different presets?
 Vinewood_OG: I understood that reference. 
 hyralt: Immediately better
DanielJennaGrouse: time to make it look like it's Mexico or the 70s
 GamerCat88: oh fun
 djalternative: Look. Anyone who's done roto work before will happily take apps that make busy work lazy
 DigitalSeahorse: 70s film stock look
 Twilight_Spark: Can you see better with 1, or 2?
 hyralt: Aren't the film looks just LUTs?
 Twilight_Spark: 1, or 3?
 Twilight_Spark: 3, or 5? Or are they about the same?
 Cptasparagus: @hyralt no, its changing a lot of other properties too
 RockPusher: Is the display capture messing with the mouse?
 MDK_Marshal: S
 hyralt: @Cptasparagus Hmm, okay.  I am a complete noob, so I trust you.  
 MDK_Marshal: Is this a video that would benefit from VHS scalines?
 RockPusher: Content-aware LUT?
 Twilight_Spark: A slap lut, or...
 MDK_Marshal: (also, curse typing on a phone)
7gorobei: there is a deep dive video on YT from rian johnson's cinematographer on film and digital and the processes involved
 djalternative: I assume one of those is Kodak
Technobach: second-level LUT, also known as a SL-
 RockPusher: Film stock and/or processing?
 hyralt: Needs a "70s NSF film reel" filter
 hyralt: Whoa, that orange just got V I V I D
 RockPusher: This is a new scan from the original film stock cropped to 16:9 
Vanastar22: That's somehow very Thunderbirds.
 CodeIndigo: yeah, you guys found a really photogenic rock
Vanastar22: The rock in the orange box, I mean.
 DigitalSeahorse:  The Rock
Despoiler98: that still shot
ThorSokar: looks like ooze strait out of the local diner's dumpster
 undecided44: From light sweet to dark sweet crude
 zed_alpha: could we make the syrup glow
 djalternative: I'm not sure you can easily without changing the rock and you kinda want the rock to look the same. It'd be a pain in the ass to do
 RockPusher: I think the syrup being similar to the rock makes physical "sense"
 Vinewood_OG: @ThorSokar Great way to kill a pair of non-slips.
 TheNerdWonder: yeah, the rock's not moving, so maybe you could mask it off
 CodeIndigo: worst case scenario you can do a matte
 DigitalSeahorse: later on that week a family of rocks hold a funeral for The Rock with the little coffin or an urn with the rock's pulverized remains inside
 commentarywife: Bottom of the table still visible
 TheNerdWonder: not the editor, but I really feel like those first two shots should be flipped so you start with the case
 DigitalSeahorse: dat jiggle
 djalternative: I think you might need to darken the frame behind the text now
 hyralt: drop shadow on text?
  TXC2: rock on the table first is cleaner IMO
 accountmadeforants: Could also make it last, like you find the rock, then you bring the rock with you
 WokenClick: I also like putting the orange shelf shot 2nd in this case, for the alternating color
 TheNerdWonder: I feel seen!
  TXC2: like it's kinda absurd that the rock is being Revealed again, works for the comedy
 Vinewood_OG: Please. Turn down the whites.
 RockPusher: do we want to push in a touch on the rock in the box shot to crop out the blue cubby?
 Dumori: I think the best spot for that case opening would be just before “prepare the rock”
Vanastar22: Yeah, I also felt like the box opening should have been first.
 hyralt: Ooo, that text looks nice now
 DigitalSeahorse: orange is nice
 DigitalSeahorse: I can't see that yellow
 jchinnock: just to toss out : have the case open shot be the last shot before it cuts to the ian at the table
 Mangledpixel: I'd flip it completely to black text, if anything
 DigitalSeahorse: or the white
 djalternative: the text looks better now with the peach background
 DigitalSeahorse: my monitor is on bright though
 WokenClick: with the "yes" over the rock on the floor shot, that makes me even more want to have the order go 1. Case Opening, 2. Orange Shelves, 3. Floor
 RockPusher: c'mon computer, you can do it!
Vanastar22: The shot of "YES" doesn't have any colour change.
 ContingentCat: if it works it works
 PharaohBender27: @WokenClick Yeah, that makese sense
 accountmadeforants: The rock needs to be aware of its mortality first
 TheNerdWonder: Beej's poleaxed expression is just perfect
 hyralt: rofl
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHA
 Strebenherz: "The rock is now DEAD"
Despoiler98: perffect
 hyralt: perfect timing
 accountmadeforants: Amazing
 RockPusher: 
Despoiler98: that rock? DEAD
 DigitalSeahorse: do we want the sound effect of rock crush?
 commentarywife: Sou d effects from mangledPixel?
 Dumori: we should mimic the gradient on the end screen with the first scroll that fade top and bottom really sells layers of film
 BusTed: That's quite good
Despoiler98: LOL
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheheh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  TXC2: this is stupid 
  TheGreenMonster450: maybe moving the ghost up a bit
7gorobei: i would do an invert to cyan to look like an xray
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 Vinewood_OG: This is sooooo stupid. S tier.
ThorSokar: Delightfully stupid, I like it
 djalternative: I think we can get rid of that black edge in the bottom right corner
 Mangledpixel: does FCP have an equivalent of AE's 'Echo'?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: maybe bring it up a little bit so it doesn't go behind the text?
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@raijha: I love these crap shoots. Its so much fun to get a glimpse at the dedication and will behind even these crapshots. 5+ hours for a skit of this length is mindblowing. Hats off guys
 Cptasparagus: could we see a quick shot of the ghost rock floating around Beej's head like little birds in a cartoon around someone concussed?
Redpandarama: Smear effect for trails?
 Dog_of_Myth: Rocks are Jedi, got it
  TheGreenMonster450: can the rock ghost be replaced by Hayden Christensen ?
Invitare: not sure about the colour
 PharaohBender27: @TheGreenMonster450 
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah green doesn't really say ghost to me
ghyllnox: Ghostbusters?
 RockPusher: The blue feels more "language of film" than green
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm not sure about green either
 SymphonySolstice: I like the blue a bit more
 CodeIndigo: how optical is your flow
 hyralt: I like blue better
svenning28: yeah blue say ghost more
 GreatWahooney: if it works for Slimer...
LesBeauxPlastiques: if you or a loved one is suffering form optical flow, contact your phlebotomist
phoenixfeather14: yeah, the blue was a bit better
 ErynTzun: Blue star wars ghost
 TheNerdWonder: darkish teal maybe?
 RockPusher: blue is for ghosts, green is for radiation
Invitare: shouldn't have killed Uranium
 putz12a: Blue or maybe a little bit of a lilac
 jchinnock: lol just full force ghost
 Athelgar: is it an angry red ghost possibly?
 Mechsican: you did say there is a heavy cost. perhaps it's angry and red.
 DigitalSeahorse: ectoplasm
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: it is a *terrible* price though
 goombalax: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx in this economy
 randombillfolds: Should the list of modules ratchet down a line to module 79 when Graham starts asking the question?
 hyralt: Oooo spooky
LesBeauxPlastiques: the trails are so janky in the most fun way xD
Patorik: What a stupid thing. I love it
Vanastar22: The shot of the "YES" over the rock doesn't have any Cinedream correction.
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay I do enjoy it with the trails 
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
LesBeauxPlastiques: what if metroid was a gril?
RELDnahcire: a grill?
 CouldntPickAUsername: I am literally playing super metroid on the other screen right now
 DigitalSeahorse: I like shorter trails
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RELDnahcire: I think @Mangledpixel is correct that the punch line may get lost with the on screen text timing of the next module
 Mangledpixel: I have sfx for the mind-battling bit https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438286/
 hyralt: @Vanastar22 You're welcome!
Morrigan9: wilhelm
 Mangledpixel: https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675379/  https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438542/
 hyralt: That first whine is pleasant
 Mangledpixel: these are classic vintage fx
 RockPusher: I prefered the rhytmic low frequency thump or throb
Technobach: i thought that sound was coming from outside, very spooky
Despoiler98: 
  TXC2: the sound yearns to be free
 CodeIndigo: I'd also dim the bgm during that whine, ramping oppositely, and then smash back in with "now"
SearchingInteractive: may freesound live forever
 djalternative: I mean, Jen was free to browse while you were editing
@smaller_half7013: idk why, but when I hear "make sure that your rock is prepared for death" I kinda expected Ian to pet it a few times.
ZweiVintner: The sounds free? Then someone should go and catch it
 djalternative: which is what assistant editors are for. they're great
 SymphonySolstice: freesound is great
 Mangledpixel: they all should be CC0
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: less paperwork
 DigitalSeahorse: less phone calls and emails
 RockPusher: [whumwhumwhumwhum]
 RockPusher: this sped up
 DigitalSeahorse: woo
rosiedog88: this really makes me appreciate how much work you put into each video, even a short clip like this!!
 hyralt: My sub is throbbing
  Sarah_Serinde: yup
IanAllenBird: oh jeez
 Strebenherz: that's unsettling
 DigitalSeahorse: that makes your brain feel it
ShifuDaxiongmao: combine the rhytmic low with the high one 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EmpathicAverageDragonflyRitzMitz-otMj24F56up-2E-R
 djalternative: I just have a deal with a record label for all my music and they give me credits I just have to copy and paste
 Mangledpixel: if something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing!
 TehAmelie: is this a record length crapshoot?
 public_key_reveal_party: that kinda low repeating rumble might be good for the last shot of beej bleeding
svenning28: this make me want to edit
  TXC2: TehAmelie  could be, yes
 DigitalSeahorse: add to bin
 Vinewood_OG: @svenning28 Right?
 Territan: And don’t forget the power of layering.
 DigitalSeahorse: that was glass
 Mangledpixel: you can filter by license on the left
 RockPusher: rock sledgehammer
 Mangledpixel: to only include CC0
Redpandarama: minecraft block break sound
 djalternative: Ian is probably thinking of a pickaxe sound
ZweiVintner: Well you wouldn't want it thrown into a Chevelle's bumper
 raulghoulia: sorry I need it smashed into a 1994 toyota tercel
ShifuDaxiongmao: going over the top with the rock break sound would be nice 
 Astra7525: Maybe look for rock cracking
 DigitalSeahorse: cronch
svenning28: @Vinewood_OG its like how i work in factorio, i do 3 things with 20 things before that. a weird flow state
Patorik: pebble, maybe?
 ErynTzun: I was wondering why I couldn't hear the /Rhythmic low frequency thump or throb/ so well, I have my bass turned down because I live in an apartment and I am not my jerkwaffle neighbors.
 TehAmelie: rock cracking from heat? could they have that?
 CodeIndigo: like a landslide kind of sound?
 LordZarano: Could record your own foley with the pieces of rock
 RockPusher: If we had thought about it we should have miked Ian breaking the rock 
 djalternative: I think might want chisel or pickaxe sounds instead of rock sounds
 Jigokuro: Ice is a rock
 PTElder: Maybe more of a rock rolling sound?
 DigitalSeahorse: what if you play some of these in reverse?
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 Territan: Craunchy!
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 SymphonySolstice: I want to hear large crash with cat
ShifuDaxiongmao: take the first of that one, but pitch it slightly lower
 hyralt: cya @TXC2
 ErynTzun: Secret free crunches
 Vinewood_OG: @svenning28 Build sims and editors do scratch the same kinds of brain. 🤔
 DigitalSeahorse: we can layer AND reverse
CobaltShuriken: the future is now thanks to free sound dot organization
 A_Dub888: That sounds like a Power 65 Physical Fighting-Type move with a chance to lower the target’s defense
ShifuDaxiongmao: first one of icicle 4 
CobaltShuriken: @A_Dub888 Brick Break?
 @SmithKurosaki: How was the shoot?
 djalternative: I say you drop the music entirely for the bit
 RockPusher: Have the music fade out completely while the whumwhum happens?
 djalternative: make it real unsettling
 Territan: or duck it?
 DeM0nFiRe: I do think ducking the music and then having it come back up in time for "the rock is now dead" would be funny
 TehAmelie: should the music fade out in time with the mental battle?
 Dumori: we should really fade the music down and the effect up then cut to no sfx and music back to full
 A_Dub888: @CobaltShuriken Rock Smash (I may have got the power wrong)
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 RockPusher: honestly it works with the music duck and the pitch shift
LesBeauxPlastiques: should time the ramp up to when it cuts back to beej
Patorik: I feel like the rock break sound needs to be earlier. If you can hear the tail end of it, you should be able to see some of the bits moving, right?
 Vinewood_OG: Wish we had a tight shot of the phone falling to add here.
 WokenClick: I think that it going into the faster / higher pitched should line up with it "bleeding"
 Vinewood_OG: "They're on to us!"
 LordZarano: Electronic signals sounds like a car alarm to me
svenning28: once the audio get faster the stone blood flow more?
 Dumori: that throbbing was significantly better than the boat sound
 Astra7525: should the beeping extend for a bit after the cracking of the rock and maybe pitch down as Beej's power disengages?
 WokenClick: @svenning28 agree
 DigitalSeahorse: perfect
 Dumori: I don’t like the helicopter vibe of the engine sound at all
 CodeIndigo: delay the music back to full until exactly the moment of "the rock is now dead"?
ThorSokar: boat turns in to the thumping on the relief shot?
 RockPusher: the electronic I think should hard cut at the rock break
 RockPusher: narratively I think of the electronic as the rock and beej as the chopper
 TehAmelie: come to think, the way this is filmed makes me think Quandary faked the whole thing
svenning28: that works to
 DigitalSeahorse: like the moon landing!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @TehAmelie I almost want stick an Open University logo in a bottom corner
 BusTed: shut up that's why
 RockPusher: 
 Vinewood_OG: Stronk
 TehAmelie: it's a conspiracy to make us think rocks are mortal
 Twilight_Spark: Or a scientific instrument that's recording.
 RockPusher: Who dares enquire about Beej's brain 
 WokenClick: Can we try starting the electronic noise right as you show it bleeding?
 public_key_reveal_party: I do like that this has become psychological horror for a sec
 couchboyj: His nose is making the noise, the strain of which springs the leak
NerdSoda: Beej's brainwaves are interfering with the audio waves
 CouldntPickAUsername: what is that not a normal noise for your brain to make?..... I need to go see the neurologist
 raulghoulia: Beej is a newtype
 @Sarah-Serinde: lots of fun with the dolly and other practical effects
 @SmithKurosaki: We love practical :)
 @SmithKurosaki: G's annoucer voice (with minimal context here) is perfect
@Arkouchie: ooh, I never get to see the editing part of the crapshoots! this is really cool
 @SmithKurosaki: Crapshoots are usual brainstorm -> finished. The last one in like december was an exception because they idea'd too hard
 DigitalSeahorse: ask Beej what his brain sounds like 
 zed_alpha: I don't know, personally I think the climax of the beeping ought to happen when he's "screaming," just before we hear the rock smashing noises, but that's just me. The mix of sounds here is amazing.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 WokenClick: Can we try starting the electronic noise right as you show it bleeding?
7gorobei: is there a human pulse/heartbeat sound you can add when Beej is straining?
 Vanastar22: The "YES" title over the rock doesn't have any Cinedream filter.
 glitched_goddess: comp het clips?
 djalternative: 1000 scratches
 RockPusher: 16mm would be few scratches but lots of grain?
ZweiVintner: I'll second the rock smash sound being a bit early for compared to Beej's expression.
 zed_alpha: hm. Maybe it gets more jittery around the psychic duel with the rock?
 PharaohBender27: Speaking of Vanastar's point, someone suggested that the shelf and floor shots in the intro be switched for continuity
 couchboyj: Hard to look at would suit the battle with the rock
IanAllenBird: bad
Technobach: emulation of the projectionist having a stroke
Redpandarama: 2 Dust " scartches
ThorSokar: [Unchecks the box for motion blur] WHY is that a default!
 RockPusher: Do we have a grain size adjust?
 Vanastar22: Focus variance over the rock during the psychic duel?
 hyralt: de_dust2
 RockPusher: 16mm grain is quite noticeable
 SymphonySolstice: Pix pointed it out, can you shorten the text scroll at the end so it doesn't spoil the punchline too early?
 Mangledpixel: well crapped, folks
 shendaras: I'm not a fan of the jitter, but I understand what you're going for.
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 Cptasparagus: Graham's got the headphone hair climb
  TheGreenMonster450: good crap, good crap
 RockPusher: More filters than realtime rendering allows
 RockPusher: that works
 shea_wolfe: That's good
 zed_alpha: that's hilarious
Redpandarama: Type on?
 saiarcot895: does the beginning text roll show module 79?
 DigitalSeahorse: or put the fracking line second last
 saiarcot895: if so, that should probably be hidden?
 RockPusher: acceptable fudge from "reality" for comedy purposes
 shea_wolfe: It does at the start but that's with the rest of the jokes
 commentarywife: The beginning text roll cuts off just short of it
 Jigokuro: That's also funny if someone reads 80 quickly and gets to wonder how it gets there, then first explains it. 
ThorSokar: on-brand for this era of "informational video" where stuff like that was (literally) cut in
 djalternative: i'm not entirely sure ectoplasmic fracking is legible? totally possible that's my display though
 Jigokuro: Then ghost*
 Cptasparagus: I often think about what to do with the ghost when i'm done playing Destiny
@Arkouchie: I think all the ones that I've managed to catch live were brainstorm->shoot and edit was held off for later
 @SmithKurosaki: Interesting
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@OctopusOwl: just received my Panalysts mug and couldn't be happier with it
 Cptasparagus: oh I haven't in years lol
 Dumori: I feel like the first scroll should also have the gradient fade out at the top and bottom that the ending one has
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Cptasparagus: my ghost is probably very lonely
 Twilight_Spark: You don't any more?
 RockPusher: Graham in Destiny recovery
 A_Dub888: “What to do with the ghost” Me preparing to face Morty
 RockPusher: Bungie Anonymous
 djalternative: Ian, you played Destiny in The Long Game with Graham
 Vanastar22: @Dumori I think the same.
epsilon_vee: "visiting xur in beej's attic"
ShifuDaxiongmao: Graham played Destiny for so long he almost became good at jumping with the Warlock
 zed_alpha: The real question, Ian: where were the Ko-Dan?!
 Twilight_Spark: I tried it out a bit say 2-3 years ago, but the dailies etc. made me unhappy pretty quickly.
ThorSokar: Because Beej wanted to have it Xur way?
 Vinewood_OG: This decade is a hallucination. Gonna wake up any minute.
 A_Dub888: @ShifuDaxiongmao you can get good at that?
TheAinMAP: 
 Dumori: @Vanastar22 would just get rid of the cut off text and unify the whole thing
 TheExactSame: wow. I was just talking to my sone about look around you today
 GrassVortex: 
 TheExactSame: this feels like you guys are all up in my business
 WokenClick: I get that it adds to things, but I don't like the shaking / blorryness of the rock now
 WokenClick: or that one black line
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ErynTzun: The rock jitter makes me feel like my eyes aren't focusing correctly
 iris_of_ether: 
 WokenClick: and I still think it should bleed right as the sound speeds up but oh well
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 zed_alpha: *amazing.*
 LordZarano: The scratches are quite distracting, and they keep repeating
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GrassVortex:  
 RockPusher:     
Despoiler98:    
notarealartist: perfect ͏
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 zed_alpha: Love it
Khalstrom: Well done
  Sarah_Serinde: We do very silly things here at LoadingReadyRun
 ghizmou: 
 zed_alpha: Absolutely love it
  TheGreenMonster450: beautiful
Comet__:   
ghyllnox: \o/
 shea_wolfe: Feels like there could be a beat more space before the last bit
 iris_of_ether: Everyone should feel proud
 saintguard: Amazing
 Jigokuro: 
 Vinewood_OG: Cinema.
 shendaras: 
 couchboyj: 
 HadesLeprechaun: this is an all-timer
ShifuDaxiongmao: this is very dumb in all the right ways 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GreatWahooney: you did this. congratulations.
 Mangledpixel: perfect
 djalternative: A+
 maclaglen: Love it!
NerdSoda: We all need therapy
 Cptasparagus: @LordZarano very midline yeah
 Phailhammer: This is incredibly stupid (affectionate).
 glitched_goddess: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
 stippledotter: 
 zed_alpha: *all* of my piddling little nitpicks aside it's fantastic
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: remove all scratches up the grain a little?
 Unas84: I feel like I have seen this instructional video in my playthrough of Control 
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 djalternative: I agree with Ian. the scratches were distracting. It was all I looked at for a period of time
 Vinewood_OG: I gotta get my life together. This is a ton of hard work, but LRR makes it look so easy. Masters of the form.
 RockPusher: Gild away Graham
 Astra7525: To think that a mere 5 hours ago this was just a stupid idea that someone just said out loud.
 ErynTzun: oh that is very 80s
 Vanastar22: @djalternative In particular, the lines over Beej while he's killing the rock are a bit much.
phoenixfeather14: I agree that the fade on the first list scroll (top and bottom) should be added to match the second appearance of the list
 Territan: I’m going to suggest something unpopular: Remember the focus jitter? Keyframe that to apply just when the rock is shaking.
 iris_of_ether: Yesss
 DigitalSeahorse: YES
 saiarcot895: 
notarealartist: thats great
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Astra7525: Very Panalysts
Astramentha: Yeeeeesssssss
WriterRaven: chefkiss
Bruceski: lovely
 TehAmelie: cinema!
 couchboyj: 
 SymphonySolstice: very good
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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 GhostValv: gneiss
IanAllenBird: what /if/
Comet__: 
 djalternative: What if you could kill a rock?
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svenning28: quandary should be the same as stone blood
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 saintguard: What if?!
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 dumbo3k: Very Gneiss
 RockPusher: Totally worth getting up at ass-o-clock for 
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 hyralt: Everyone, that's a crap!
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notarealartist: always great
 Vinewood_OG: Congratulations, it's a Crap.
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 couchboyj: Beej had to hydrate
Redpandarama: That's us!
 Williams4jesus:     
 DigitalSeahorse:     that was fun!
 djalternative: oh hey. that's an interesting white board
 CouldntPickAUsername: don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you can kill plenty of rocks without us
ShifuDaxiongmao: give beej some rest, he did just kill a rock today
 PharaohBender27: I see the whiteboard hasn't been updated since December 
 commentarywife: Woohoo 👏👏
 @SmithKurosaki: Well done
@OVER-KiLL: 🪨👻
@malkavcandy: you've really outdone yourselves this time oh my god
@malkavcandy: beej getting rolled in from the side is so fucking good
@OVER-KiLL: This Crap is great
@PixieMcPixieton: There are four bands
@OVER-KiLL: 💡💡💡💡
 @Sarah-Serinde: I love LRR's goofy things
@OctopusOwl: legitimately funny work
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 Unas84: now that you've seen how to kill rocks, go and practice at home kids!
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 Vanastar22: Bye!
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 RockPusher: 
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 hyralt: Garbage day
 PharaohBender27: Will sadly miss W+P live due to a meeting 
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DoodlestheGreat: YAY!
 hyralt: Mutant, perhaps?
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 LordZarano: If you want to fill in some entries before "69: Gneiss" here's a list of rock types https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rock_types
 RockPusher: gneiss
 DeM0nFiRe: gneiss
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 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RockPusher: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: gneiss
 PharaohBender27: Nice, rosesmcgee!
@OVER-KiLL: possibly even pizza
 Vinewood_OG: Nice
phoenixfeather14: gneiss
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 ShifuDaxiongmao: lol... you tried 
TheAinMAP:   
 TheExactSame: Thanks, LRR. ThLRR.
 Vanastar22: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no, is it safe to be spotted by Ian that many times in a row? 
 RockPusher: 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 Vinewood_OG:   
IanAllenBird: o7
 PharaohBender27:   
 TehAmelie: i used to live on Gneiss road. it wasn't very nice ;_;
 ContingentCat: thanks lads 
AMuseOfFirebane: 
 RockPusher:    
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 rosesmcgee: Thx for stream. Very gneiss
 I_Am_Clockwork: have a great day 
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
 Strebenherz:   
 TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
 raulghoulia: Panalysts time!
ThorSokar: 
 Mangledpixel: Knowing is half the battle. The other half is killing people.
 ContingentCat: !next
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 RockPusher: How was that a 5½ hour stream‽ 
 RockPusher: Time. It really happens to ya.
 DigitalSeahorse:                
 TehAmelie: i missed a bunch of it due to making an onion soup too delicious. maybe i'll just start the VOD
 RockPusher: TehAmelie booray for delicious onion soup!
 TehAmelie: i ate soo much
 DigitalSeahorse: that reminds me I have French pea soup with pork in it
 DigitalSeahorse: also of pie for pi day
 RockPusher: Well now you have whetted my appetite for lunch
 TehAmelie: very cheap and healthy soup. about equal parts blended potatoes, onions and spinach, cream and spice
 TehAmelie: the secret ingredient is powdered onion. brings out the onion flavor of the onions.
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