Send Codes || Crabmeat

Metric_Furlong: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a pelt with reach
Metric_Furlong: seeking a pelt with flexibility
  TXC2: CONTACT
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 BraveOthello: 
 Drasvin: 
 Sethalidos: I played this game yesterday and beat it, fun little experience but if crabs creep ypu out maybe give this one a miss
 bisaflau:  
 LordZarano: !next
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Mushbie: ooooh boy. Alex and Crab. two great tastes that go great together
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RELDnahcire: 0s from now! 
 FauksStarling: 
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 BraveOthello: Let Crab Time commence!
 BrowneePointz: spooky crab times incoming
  TXC2:  you say?!
 Earthenone: carcnizion comes for us all
 Sethalidos: not too spoopy
 ContingentCat: 
 SnackPak_: 
KeytarCat: mo
KeytarCat: my keyboard disabled my r and w [sad mrow]
  TXC2: so you can't tell you right from your wrong?
JadedCynic: 
otakon17: oh I haven't missed it
KeytarCat: write from ring
otakon17: they're playing that spooky crab fishing game?
otakon17: @Earthenone you too can become as crab with enough time and energy
hyalopterous: I'm sure it's a perfectly normal game with nothing spooky. like Dredge
ApostleO: @KeytarCat As long as the keyboard still has working Ctrl, C, and V keys, it's still in the fight.
 NoxStryx: In intro to this song remind me of that song they gets used in movies that is like "om e wa"
TheAinMAP:    
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 dougbeal:   
 ContingentCat: Ooo I haven't seen this into looks good
RELDnahcire: 
  TXC2: Hello Alex
 bisaflau: 
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Kentosaurus:   
 Strebenherz:   
Mushbie: 🦀🦀🦀
 underhill33: 
 accountmadeforants:  
 BraveOthello: Oh .... Coooodes? I thought you said ... Never mind
 LordZarano: 
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lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
 couchboyj: This stream is gonna be cancerous
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ZestyFungus: I can't believe you've done this
otakon17: This stream should be pretty /snappy/
ApostleO: Crab rave! 🎶🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🎶
 sephyhallow: "Everything that happens here is your fault" is the best way to advertise the Patreon
 Earthenone: holow knight/?
 ProcyonFlynn: Not Hollownight - the other one 
 SnackPak_: ooo
  TXC2: ooooo!
 NewtyNewts: Oooooh!
 Kentosaurus: fun!
RELDnahcire: oooo
Jamfalcon: Yay for LRR Forum Friends! 
 Strebenherz: Sweeeet
 KBKarma: !alex
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ApostleO: @couchboyj I see what you did there.
ZestyFungus: : o
 baltimore_667083: 
 BraveOthello: Yo fun fact - king crabs (the kind on the can, I think) are not true crabs. Yet more carcinization!
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  TXC2: isn't American Dream a game LRR made an advert for?
DoodlestheGreat: Crabmeat? Isn't that what Shepard Wong wanted to be stuffed with at his funeral?
 accountmadeforants: The bug game where you kill things is called Killbug
 Nigouki: greetings crabbies and chief crab
  TXC2: 0 to Aussie speed record set 
 sephyhallow: Gonna say, I recognise that art
RELDnahcire: jabbed owie
DoodlestheGreat: Everything is 🦀
 sephyhallow: I mean, that's what Victorian workhouses were for
  TXC2: I mean, that's basically how Australia got founded Alex 
 Strebenherz:   
 Inari_Kitsune: How crabby
 sephyhallow: @TXC2 YUP
RELDnahcire: just a LITTLE jab 
Metric_Furlong: but I was assured video games had no politics 
 BraveOthello: King crabs - not actually true crabs, so the entire premise of this game is a LIE
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1
ApostleO: It's like A Scanner Darkly, but with crab fishing instead of growing drug flowers.
 Nigouki: i don't even have my degree framed...
 Manae: Some Hardspace: Crab Fisher capitalist dystopia
  TXC2: free health care, so we're doing better then America
 Jigokuro: 
 BraveOthello: @Manae Does this mean I can do industrial crabotage?
ApostleO: @TXC2 How you gonna keep your indenture servants in debt if you don't make them pay for every element of life? Think!
 BrowneePointz: Killbug is the name of McDonnell’s bug game
 KBKarma: "Largely autonomous", huh.
 Inari_Kitsune: That was satisfying
RELDnahcire:  iteal zone for crabs
 BloodnBullets: Just got here, what is this movement? Is this supposed to be a VR game?
RELDnahcire: [REDACTED]
 BrowneePointz: @bloodnbullets reminiscent of point and click intentionally
  TXC2: also, are there crabs in the Antarctic ?
 Nigouki: i want to say crab is everywhere
 calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 I think crabs are universal
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RELDnahcire: you can certinaly get crabs anywhere 😉
 BrowneePointz: king crab and yeti crab for sure
otakon17: Full Stop Mr. Squidward!
  TXC2: ok, that's chat
ApostleO: @calculated_uncertainties Crab is inevitable.
 TehAmelie: oh hey it's time for crab
 TehAmelie: (meat)
 KBKarma: I suspect what's going to happen is 1. everything goes to plan 2. something weird happens 3. everything weird all the time.
 calculated_uncertainties: @ApostleO The first aliens we ever meet will, in fact, be crab
otakon17: you *click* to walk?
  TXC2: calculated_uncertainties  crabs, but with thumbs
realbadatthis_: voices of the void looking a little different than normal
 Nigouki: i think in general the oceans don't have the same limitations in distribution of species as land does. Fish just goes wherever
 TehAmelie: do you has a bucket?
 Strebenherz: @realbadatthis_ In before arirals steal our crab
otakon17: can you load moar feesh?
RELDnahcire: deck needed more feesh
 TehAmelie: hey, needs must
 calculated_uncertainties: @Nigouki currents, local conditions, but crab is got a lot of variance.
realbadatthis_: @Strebenherz too high on strange "brownies" to care
  TXC2: shouldn't we close the bait fridge?
otakon17: you don't gotta attach a rope or nothing?
otakon17: goddamn that's fast
 TehAmelie: it looks frigid enough TBH
 sephyhallow: Too easy...
 Nigouki: I wonder if there's some species of bottom-dweller that just circumnavigates without realizing it
 sephyhallow: You did that poster too!
RELDnahcire: I would like to acknowledge a crane that moved that fast and a remote control would result in me getting clobbered very shortly after i encountered it...
 TehAmelie: parasite removal? i probably missed something at the start of the stream
 jadielady:      
 Nigouki: @TehAmelie the parasite is capitalism
 TehAmelie: oho
  Juliamon: TehAmelie nah you didn't really miss anything
  TXC2: TehAmelie  I assume it's foreshadowing
otakon17: 50k for a SINGLE crab is ridonk
 public_key_reveal_party: This seems like it is awkward to control. Like, intentionally so, but still
 TehAmelie: i blame inflation
  Juliamon: other than that we're in a post-capitalist hellscape where we're in a penal colony for being poor
  TXC2: maybe it's REALLY good crab?
RELDnahcire: and there's a bomb in our neck
 sephyhallow: @otakon17 I feel like "why is this society so dependent on crabs" is one of the creepy secrets to be uncovered
  TXC2: nothing to worry about this countdown timer eh? 
  TXC2: crabs walk?
 public_key_reveal_party: Land crabs
ghyllnox: @sephyhallow But is it 50k as in dollars or 50k as in yen
RELDnahcire: ^ aka giant scary spiders
SearchingInteractive: morning! I just woke up so I'm half paying attention while i eat breakfast
  Juliamon: 50k AU$
 TehAmelie: it seems we have a whole week, in accelerated time
ghyllnox: Oh goody
 sephyhallow: @ghyllnox Given the author, I assume AUD?
  TXC2: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Really, in a way, *you* did this.
 Nigouki: nani the crab is that
  TXC2: hello SearchingInteractive  welcome
ghyllnox: Oh, well, if they just melt, that's nice at least
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  SmithKurosaki: Everything is crab?
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SearchingInteractive: Cruft is easier to program than simulating damage for real geez
  TXC2: !findquote crab
  LRRbot: Quote #5576: "Crab blew up." —Minecraft [2018-12-11]
RELDnahcire: Y is kinda crab shaped...
 TheMerricat: Chat I'm late to the party but I noticed Alex mentioned he did art for some of the icons. is this a game Alex was involved in helping make?
 Mr_Horrible: huh, click-to-move in a first-person game, odd
 TehAmelie: ah, to have a copilot
  TXC2: TheMerricat  a little bit yes
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible It's something commonly done for games in VR, I wonder if this was developed VR-first
 Mr_Horrible: makes me wonder if this was conceived as a VR joint? But the overall movement and camera make me think not, because too intense
  TXC2: ye olde point-and-clicks
 sephyhallow: Point and click adventure games.
 Mr_Horrible: @ghyllnox was just typing it, ya beat me to it 
 TehAmelie: or wait, was Chewie the only one who could actually fly?
 sephyhallow: Woo Day of the Tentacle!
ghyllnox: The similarity to point-and-click is interesting!
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, I mean esp in something ostensibly paced this way, any sort of clunk is kind of made irrelevant
Metric_Furlong: we're calling the control scheme a Mystlike 
SearchingInteractive: Yeah after doing KILLBUG and Barrow I wanted to do fps but keep it weird
 Mr_Horrible: but it does make you think about movement and intentionality in a different way
 TehAmelie: we might need a different word from FPS where it's first person but it's not about shooting baddies. . .
  Juliamon: I'm having a bit of a rough time with the FOV, but that's probably just a me-thing
 sephyhallow: @Mr_Horrible Maybe they're trying to foreshadow a similar sense of storytelling? (I hope!)
  TXC2: TehAmelie  PoV would be the answer, but Tiktok ruined that 
 Mr_Horrible: @sephyhallow oh y'know, given the name, and the meme surrounding the subject, I wonder if how the character moves to the clicked location will... change... over the course of the game
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 Angnor33: How meaty ARE these crabs?
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otakon17: is that a flamethrower?
Invitare: short range flamethrower
 sephyhallow: Always you and the blowtorches..
 SnackPak_: 
  Juliamon: Blowtorch is *kinda* a flamethrower
 DaxStrife: Crab winch. Winch for crabs.
  TXC2: a blowtorch is kind of a flamethrower
 sephyhallow: @Juliamon Handheld flamethrower
 sephyhallow: Pocket flamethrower!
 Nigouki: it's more of a flame stabber
 Kentosaurus: 
  TXC2: !crab
  LRRbot: 🦀🦀🦀 On a crab note... 🦀🦀🦀 https://youtu.be/eA116weeCok
 empyreon:   
TheAinMAP: 
 dougma:  
 TehAmelie: flammenpoker?
  Juliamon: wibbly!!
 Nigouki: they sure do wiggle
  TXC2: spindly
  Juliamon: oh, and a fish
  Juliamon: 
  TXC2: some upsetting photorealism in the crabs
 TehAmelie: feeshy
 sephyhallow: "You're a fish, get out of my crab pot"
 Nigouki: in-game physics is a blessing and a curse
SearchingInteractive: it's jiggle bones all the way down
RELDnahcire: does the sorting tray say "Patriotic" or "Parasitic"...in the game world we've experienced so far....
 TehAmelie: if it was me i might keep the fish as a crab snack. not that i think it matters in the game
  Juliamon: It says patriotic
  TXC2: RELDnahcire  Patriotic vs non patriotic
 DaxStrife: Small crabs are not patriotic according to el presidente.
otakon17: that corner one is no good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry, I got here late, I'm surprised no Paul for  (I'm sure that joke was said a billion times)
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelievedSecretiveAntelopePipeHype-C-W09gi7eJWoInhN
  TXC2: really cool my dyslexia let me spell patriotic the first time, but not the secound time 
otakon17: Beej is carcinizing as we speak
 Inari_Kitsune: Those crabs are very spideresq. Gives me a tiny bit of the creeps.
otakon17: that's how they get in the Great White North
otakon17: you have SIX real life hours to meet quota?!
  TXC2: FUUUUUUUUCK THAT!
 SnackPak_: hello friend
 NewtyNewts: uh oh
 Kentosaurus:  
 RealGamerCow: NYANG
 sephyhallow: IS THAT REGULATION SIZE
Invitare: Jesus has nothing to do with this
TheAinMAP: 
otakon17: HOLY SHIT
 BraveOthello: That looked like a spider crab
 Inari_Kitsune: Holy crabs!
 Strebenherz: Big bro crabby wants some words with you
 BraveOthello: Also, not a true crabs!
  TXC2: why is it hairy?!
 Nigouki: does that one count as harvested????
otakon17: YOU DIDN'T LOAD!
Raincoast_Bear: OMG Spider crabs are so creepy. Is this Deadliest Catch the FPS?
 BraveOthello: @TXC2 Algae?
Sir_Mimkana: I don't think the crabs want you here
otakon17: THERE'S MORE THAN ONE
 Sethalidos: remember to reload
  TXC2: BraveOthello  I hope so
otakon17: YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE BAIT
otakon17: that's why they attacked it!
otakon17: holy crap I didn't think that would matter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So is this a stealth horror game?
  Juliamon: Nothing stealth about it
 BraveOthello: I prefer the spider crabs in Another Crab's Treasure
 Nigouki: crab is openly horror all day every day
 TheMerricat: do we have infinite bullets or is this game going to be one of those games?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So missing 30 minutes I really missed a lot I guess
 RatherLargeToad: bait doing its job, I guess
RELDnahcire: did you leave the bait container open, cause that's how you get crabs....
 Sethalidos: no you do not
  TXC2: I DID ask about the bait fridge being left open 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Over under on a crab twice the size of the ship coming to take revenge for it's fallen comrades?
Raincoast_Bear: @RELDnahcire Suppressing Fire!
 TehAmelie: how deep is the water here? do we know that?
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 Zatengo: oh hey, hearing you made some assets for this makes me want to play it even more
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 TehAmelie: just asking out of a deep existential fear
otakon17: "Almost...almost...almost...There We Go!" "Well done!" IYKYK
  Juliamon: The story thus far: we were convicted of being in poverty, and sentenced to a penal colony to work off our debt. If we fail, an implant in our neck kills us and passes the debt to our next of kin.
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it's crabs all the way down
Raincoast_Bear: Um, those crabs won't fit in those traps....
otakon17: Don't forget to CLOSE THE CHEST
 Nigouki: I'm hoping there's a giant crab but it also has those tiny front claws that is uses just for food
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon This sounds like real life in a way to short number of years
otakon17: Shame you couldn't use THOSE crabs for the pot, they would have been 20% alone
  TXC2: "how deep is the sea? how deep is the sea? I really need to know, 'cause i'm drowning in the literal sea, Please god help me"!
Officinalis: Yarr? Is there time for gab, chat?
hyalopterous: literally
  Juliamon: Also, Alex contributed art assets to the game, and dev is in chat.
 TehAmelie: hmm i could go for some sea bugs right now
otakon17: Axe for CRAB not lock!
otakon17: reload?
 sephyhallow: I love a game that makes me ask questions
otakon17: I mean you have an axe at least
  TXC2: hyalopterous  yes, spell check did me a bad
Spolin: devin chat is here
 TehAmelie: shellfish, that's the word
 BraveOthello: @Juliamon Dev's in chat? Is that like Fs in chat?
 sephyhallow: And this game leaves me with SO MANY QUESTIONS
otakon17: wait who dev?
hyalopterous: I see no way this can go wrong
 Nigouki: anything that makes metal groan is definitely good idea
Raincoast_Bear: Never good to hear your hull scraping.
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otakon17: aren't icebergs like 10x bigger on the bottom?
 Nigouki: "Are those icebergs?" -Alex 2026, Titanic crew 1912
otakon17: @Nigouki someone pin that
  TXC2: I'm assuming SearchingInteractive  is the dev of the game
 TehAmelie: oh, now i understand the lights showing how much the rudder is turned. great invention
 RealGamerCow: Can your boat ice over?
SearchingInteractive: @TXC2 ya
Invitare: a real Titanic over here
 RealGamerCow: Those are good noises right?
SearchingInteractive: @TehAmelie stole that from iron lung, cant take credit
 Greyah: The loud metal groaning means it's working!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just got back from getting more tea, hello dev and good choice hiring Alex to make art! He makes good art!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Greyah WHAT
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrepuscularAbrasiveCarrotThisIsSparta-gKYeQSF4l3bNvMVI
itzsouloflol96: you are sinking m8
hyalopterous: 
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otakon17: @SearchingInteractive where are the keys, who buys padlocks that are indestructible but crab vulnerable engines?!
TheAinMAP: 
 Inari_Kitsune: Wonder what the hull integrity is at
otakon17: I guess we know what all those squares are on the map
 Greyah: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, I don't know what's working. But something is!
itzsouloflol96: check the hull
  Juliamon: free**
Laserbeaks_Fury: and a trap
itzsouloflol96: you are sinking :c
otakon17: Hull currently reads: Fucked
hyalopterous: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Greyah Oh I was making a joke about it being loud (sorry, that wasn't clear)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ********free
 sephyhallow: @SearchingInteractive Hey Nick! Alex loved working on the assets for this game, and I have been so curious to see it ever since I got a bit of BTS watching him work. Can't wait to see how this plays out.
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SearchingInteractive: @Inari_Kitsune i bet its wet
 TehAmelie: a big crab, but at least it's not giant enemy crab
SearchingInteractive: @sephyhallow thanks 
itzsouloflol96: Brother your hull is damaged you are taking in water, before you sink check the engine and repair it :s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No!
otakon17: Quick go for the weak points for huge damage!
 SymphonySolstice: I've come in late, is there a reason we're measuring crabs based on patriotism?
 Nigouki: anywhere in this case being: down
otakon17: SymphonySolstice we need the money for quotas lest the crabs rise up against us
  Juliamon: SymphonySolstice Politics, basically
 SymphonySolstice: I see
 TehAmelie: our cages are really poorly prepared for any giant crabs. which is maybe optimistic?
hyalopterous: Water is supposed to stay outside the boat
Raincoast_Bear: Engine room gruntled. 
 Greyah: It's fine. Now you can experience the joy of jumping in puddles, but all the time.
misspuffles698: the LRR website looks SICK btw
  TXC2: "the hull is filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid!" "you mean water?" "yeah that's the stuff."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SearchingInteractive Game seems super neat so far, just the right amount of fiddly tasks that aren't annoying balanced with "huh, I wonder when the giant crab comes to take it's revenge"
ghyllnox: Instant bilge \o/
itzsouloflol96: Great! keep up the good work
SearchingInteractive: if anyone here picks it up we could use more reviews on steam
 sephyhallow: @SearchingInteractive the tone and the background assets give big Mouthwashing vibes (compliment)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 But why's this one salty?
 TheMerricat: Hey, now we have a trap to put into the green ring. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat One of how many (as someone who missed the first 30 minutes)
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  it's angry over man's hubris
RELDnahcire: thats the sound of more work to do
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig We start with two.
 BraveOthello: I don't think this hull is designed to deal with this much ice ...
 TehAmelie: i wonder how "bail out" came to mean both throwing out water you don't want on board and throwing out yourself
RELDnahcire: I thought that was the seat warmer icon
 TheMerricat: Dangerous water levels.
hyalopterous: probably means you're taking on water
  TXC2: when you think about it, it is kinda wild that Ice can beat a metal hull 
 Drasvin: The hull is designed to keep water out and ice is just solid water, right?
 Mazrae: Hello everyone what is this game
 Greyah: This boat can fit so much sea inside of it.
itzsouloflol96: Brother... you are sinking yet again. you are taking in liquid not alchool tought. thats the sad news
  TXC2: hello Mazrae  welcome to crabmeat, the game of crab fishing and zero horror, just no horror what so ever, no sir
  TXC2: 
SearchingInteractive: clean as a whistle
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Raincoast_Bear: Can you save by-catch for bait?
 spo8n: the crabs are terrifying
SearchingInteractive: @Raincoast_Bear mechanic i didnt get time to ad
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Izandai: nice
  Juliamon: nice
 Drasvin: nice
hamraffle: This is really compelling
 BloodnBullets: What happens if you are too "non-patriotic"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BloodnBullets Yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And/or good question, next question
RELDnahcire: unpatriotic, feed em to the crabs
 TheMerricat: I'm liking this game so far, wishlisted already.
  TXC2 eye's narrow "only a non-patriotic person would ask that question!"
 sephyhallow: Very much waiting for the other shoe to drop here
 TheMerricat: Drive by looting. 
otakon17: wait it hasn't been an hour and a half yet
otakon17: that clock is speeding up on it's own!
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Were you not here for the giant crabs? 
hamraffle: The patriotic sizing makes me giggle a lot as I rewatched the Helldivers 2 CTS this morning.
 BloodnBullets: @TXC2 Shit! Uh... it was that guy over there! *runs screaming*
 sephyhallow: @otakon17 Ooh good catch!
  TXC2: the giant invading crabs felt like a decent sized shoe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hamraffle I love that CTS and would love a repeat
RELDnahcire: Clap
otakon17: what if there IS a ship sized crab that comes up if you take too long or something >_>
  Juliamon: clank clank
SearchingInteractive: @otakon17 what if
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would like it known I called ship sized crab 2 minutes after strolling into chat
  TXC2: SearchingInteractive  subtle 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: why do you have tasty bait in your arms Alex
otakon17: we have crab attack!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SearchingInteractive Gee I wonder, has been "good question next question" energy 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is our bait fridge closed? Out of curiosity?
otakon17: I repeat we are at DefCrab 1!
 lightfut: Dropped the broom!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DefConFish!
  TXC2: a bigun!
 RealGamerCow: so...wibbly
 Strebenherz: Game lets you use fish as broom.  10/10 xD
ghyllnox: Not very patriotic today, are we
 Mangledpixel: toot wraps
RELDnahcire: its a good thing the game doesn't make you sleep, cause I'd have nightmares
 TheMerricat: Is that our dock? I felt like we came from the other side of the map
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakableIncredulousIcecreamVoteYea-6cvDMlTqTJ98ZpQE
 Drasvin: Afterburners? On a ship?
Sky_Kast: hi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If there are multiple docks and you're required to only use one that would be a very capitalist dystopia thing
  TXC2: hello Sky_Kast  welcome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These sound effects are SO well chosen
Stratavarius: Crab...broke my winch
  TXC2: why am crab able to scream?
  TXC2: do crab have lungs?
 Strebenherz: Take call from boss, go back to steam, oh god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are large crabs, why can't we count those towards our totals if we kill them?
Sky_Kast: got to have more than two crabs to have meat I guess
 Strebenherz: If dev is still in chat, 10/10 on the horrifying crab fights
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Not in my job description, you're the one who didn't make enough money"
 Nigouki: the crab is built for melee
 TheMerricat: far end of bar
Izandai: Was this built as a VR game?
 TheMerricat: ynext to bait
Metric_Furlong: left diamond
 Nigouki: that is goooood schlorping noises
Invitare: so this is why crab fishing is considered one of the most dangerous jobs
ghyllnox: Oh good, it opens it for you
 Mangledpixel: Izandai nope. The idea behind the control scheme is that it's all mouse controlled.
 Nigouki: overall this game has had just amazing sounds
Invitare: and also the giant murder crabs
Izandai: @Mangledpixel Huh, weird.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sound design in this game is so good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It feeds into the color palate they chose perfectly
Sky_Kast: and you can never really see the crap before it starts winding up to scratch you
SearchingInteractive: Crab is the loneliest number indeed
 Mangledpixel: Izandai that's exactly the idea, the weird control scheme is part of the uncannyness of the game
hamraffle: More ammo would be nice
Izandai: Makes sense.
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Combat (oh god please don't take my arm!!)
 TheMerricat: While I'
 Drasvin: Why would there be circles if they weren't important?
 sephyhallow: In for a penny, in for a pounding
Stratavarius: The cool ones do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Drasvin Circles can be both good and bad.
 TheMerricat: While I'm sad that Paul wasn't here to do the  with Alex, Alex is the perfect person to demo this game for us. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is 10000000% an Alex vibe game
realbadatthis_: just vtec kicking in guys, it is okay
  TXC2: TheMerricat  given he did some art of this game, yes
  TXC2: *for this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels similar to the recent bonus stream game in the types of vibes but profoundly different in mechanics if that makes sense outside of my brain?
 TehAmelie: after so many decades, i must ask, what even is "vtech"
 TheMerricat: See the good news about ramming all those icebergs coming in... surely they aren't back now... 
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 TheMerricat: Are the bigger rings 'more crab per pot' or "more pots before the ring is empty?
realbadatthis_: @TehAmelie A way to give engines a jekyl/hyde mode by having variable valve timing through cam shaft trickery. Good gas mileage if you stay below an RPM, MOAR POWAH if you don't
  TXC2: TehAmelie  wikipedia says Hongkong based company that makes cordless phones and baby monitors
 TehAmelie: that checks out
SearchingInteractive: @TheMerricat More pots is more efficient but few players figure it out. 1 ring will max out 1 trap with few leftovers
 ContingentCat: that'll do it
Snowcookies: sifh
Snowcookies: fish
  Juliamon: I wondered when you would notice
 Manae: Tilting at air crabs
 Nigouki: the skycrab is coming
 Kentosaurus: Shadow of Crab sounds like a cool RPG
 Mangledpixel: fish broom. froom.
  Juliamon: (you left it open again)
 LordZarano: And, that's how the gate got left open
 e_bloc: someone left crabcake out in the rain, I don't think I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again
Mushbie: Alex leaving a nice little trap for himself
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Closing it after every pot does seem like a good strat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mushbie On many fronts
Snowcookies: the best kind of jiggle physics
 ContingentCat: the new giggle physics we all want to see
 goombalax: Wiggle Physics > Jiggle Physics
  TXC2: Finally, DECADES of jiggle physics pays off 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 This is (unironically) a better use for them
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 @TehAmelie so vtech in the sense of memes is actually short for Veritech - which was a thing in the american Robotech 'anime' that was what let them transform fighters into mechs.
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  yes
7gorobei: gate is open
 TehAmelie: i see
 Marvoleath: 
  Juliamon: It doesn't auto-close, and you keep leaving it open
BigBut5: Hey again Loading Ready Run
 saintguard: Get out of here, Crawbert
Snowcookies: poor crabs being judged or their patriotism
  TXC2: !break
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BigBut5: makeing money for the state is always patriotic 
  TXC2: depends on the state 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And (according to this game) how much
 Zandivya: McCrabyism
OmegaPlatinum: Time for Crab
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And according to current politics, if you chose the wrong profession then probably this is their preferred solution. Which is grim!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 TehAmelie: while we're on the sea, i just can't resist to ask, do people know about the exciting new accidentally discovered hybrid species sturddle fish?
 TheMerricat: @TehAmelie You mean the one that scientists 'opps' into making? 
  TXC2: and we're back
  TXC2: OH CRABADA! our home and native CRAB!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a dreadful DREADFUL feeling that the afterburner is for giant crab chases
 TehAmelie: yeah it was a big oops. but hey we're back to crab fishin
 goombalax: WHERES MY WIIIFFEEE
 NewtyNewts: He has a... particular set of skills. The same ones as every protagonist
  TXC2: I can not conceive of getting a mil shooter EVERY year
BigBut5: After reconstructive surgery, my hand is to twitchy for FPS sadly, so indie is where it's at 
 TheMerricat: I agree, but it's also funny how many indie games focus on being a downtrodden worker for the 'state'/'evil corpo' into some horrible job where their life is on the line and have to meet a money quota to survive. 
JoTyler: so rhythmic in their tapping
JoTyler: like a tell tale heart, beating, beating
  Simriel: Is that some kind of Alex Steacy I see?
Invitare: Have we considered allying with the crabs against our corporate overlords?
 TheMerricat: Perhaps? 
BigBut5: Art imitates life
ghyllnox: Perhaps 
JoTyler: how long until we become crab
  TXC2: TheMerricat  media is a reflection of the world it is made in
 saintguard: Papers, Please-likes?
Metric_Furlong: Zeitgeist? The 2000s conspiracy theory? 
JoTyler: """"friendslop"""?
 niccus: can the ghostbusters end the zeitgeist
 saintguard: Oh, the team survival games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox I hate that term so much
 Zandivya: Given the amount of layoffs in the game industry I'm surprised there isn't a shooter where you hunt executives.
 Mangledpixel: yeh that is what people call it
BigBut5: RV there yet is probably the least slopy firend slop game
hyalopterous: Slay the Spire 2
7gorobei: there is a jeff kaplan interview on  overwatch, the studio execs thought that if they scaled up to 1400 employees like fortnite, overwatch would make the same amount of money as fortnite
Metric_Furlong: yeah, fuck AI
 NewtyNewts: Damn, popular games just because they're good... nope, none come to mind.
BigBut5: and it's 100% human crafterd slop
 Vinewood_OG: Oh Slopslop. Yeah Bus that with thermite.
JoTyler: voice proximity co-op games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RV there yet is SO good
JoTyler: lethal company
 NewtyNewts: Lethal company?
 Strebenherz: Like voices of the voids jenk graphics
ghyllnox: I was given to understand that with the "friend" type, the idea is that it's your friends that's the fun part rather than the game itself
 Nigouki: Looter Spooper
 niccus: world of warcraft?
  TXC2: or among us
 Vinewood_OG: @Nigouki 
 HadesLeprechaun: I think Phasmophobia maybe, first one with proximity chat, horror themed, that I remember
KeytarCat: lethal company-likes, or, the lethal company
Critterbot: A beeg feesh.
  Juliamon: They should be "friendjank" rather than "friendslop"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox I think the ones that lost sight of the fact the game also has to be fun to play that often fell on their faces a little, that's why REPO, Lockdown Protocol etc are so good is the gameplay loop itself and design are also fantastic
BigBut5: So many trend chasing indies saddly, and they all tend to come out around the same time so sadly tthey all sort of blend together nomatter how good the game is
ghyllnox: The Werewolf iterations are along the same lines I think
  Juliamon: because the games ARE jank, but they ARE great with friends
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Agreed, so slop is just for what we know is
 Manae: If Roko's basilisk is real, heck it. I'll throw myself head first into the furnace when the time comes before praising anything current AI is doing
 TheMerricat: 
JoTyler: i am very sloppy right now
JoTyler: it was raining
KeytarCat: Tomodacheese
BigBut5: Oh no, now i want to make a friedn slop game where you runn a sloppy joe joint
 NewtyNewts: That's a good way to describe it
 Alness49: Pascal's wager but for morons
 TheMerricat: 100%
KeytarCat: I follow someone who goes by Yoko's Asterisk
 NewtyNewts: That was an amazing take from W&P
BigBut5: shots fired... very true shots but still 
JoTyler: oo stormyyy
 Drasvin: Rain and signal jamming?
  TXC2: "what if white people got colonised?" So Ireland? 
 Vinewood_OG: I remember when you said that on W+P and Graham's uncomfortable laugh.
 saintguard: Ya know, this looks like trouble
  Simriel: I wish Yudkowsky a very Please Stop
 Zandivya: I don't suppose there's a tropical island nearby you can get marooned on.
BigBut5: Can I ask how close to quota you are?
 TheMerricat: @Zandivya Given the icebergs... probably not. 
Metric_Furlong: I mean, I do have to Yudkowsky some credit for being able to grift a Harry Potter fanfic into function as a qualification for a career in 'artificial intelligence research', but I still wish he hadn't
  TXC2: Vinewood_OG  and his fantastic follow up of "hey, that's cultural appropriation!"
Metric_Furlong: *functioning
  Juliamon: Not a lot of tropics in the Antarctic circle
 Nigouki: waiting for the "oh no!" part
 NewtyNewts: And now, we wait for the ...oh no! part of that quote
JoTyler: might get drifted up to the tip of south america or something lol
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong  wow, first 50 shades, and now this, Fan-fic was a mistake
BigBut5: It says the whuota next to the crab sorting area on the wall
  TXC2: !findquote oh no
  LRRbot: Quote #5797: "There's only one thing we say to the god of sprue... oh, you piece of shit!" —Alex [2019-02-07]
SearchingInteractive: Thought I fixed that bug....
BigBut5: @SearchingInteractive oh hi nick!
SearchingInteractive: No just the looking through walls stuff
SearchingInteractive: Yeah it's me
BigBut5: yea, the cliping inside bug, we abused it a lot, was suposed to be patched, atlease nick knows about it now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Free bandages bug?
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 Mangledpixel: good job on the game, SearchingInteractive ; BigBut5
KeytarCat: I can also get inside a cabinet if I lean against it hard enough
BigBut5: @Mangledpixel Thank you Mangledpixel I can't take to much credit, was just QA, so my job was making Nick cry when he woke up to 50 bug reports 
 Mangledpixel: hey, it's an important job
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nick as in Alex’s brother Nick or someone else?
 Strebenherz: @BigBut5 
JoTyler: XD
SearchingInteractive: The only Nick in Australia
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nevermind
 sephyhallow: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nick is the game dev, Alex doesn't have a brother called Nick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My brain is melting
 Zatengo: nick as in alex new brother he doesnt know about yet nick
SearchingInteractive: It's fine. Alex tell ray his name is Nick now
Raincoast_Bear: I've never liked Crabs. It's probably from seeing Mysterious Island at a young age. I was always nervous about visiting the Vancouver Museum because of the giant Crab statue out front.
BigBut5: Its a little blury with my stream settings, but i think your at 68% quota before this sort
JoTyler: you should put one on your head
 Drasvin: feesh
 Mangledpixel: today's fish is trout a la creme. enjoy your meal.
  TXC2: !fish
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Raincoast_Bear: I will!
BigBut5: i must of seen it wrong before cause its defetnly 69 now, nice
 SymphonySolstice: crabbin' round the clock, with all my might 🎵
  Juliamon: nice
JoTyler dabs
 Mangledpixel: n i c e
 Drasvin: nice
  TXC2: Nice
AMuseOfFirebane: nice
ghyllnox: Nice
7gorobei: gneis
 Marvoleath: !clip
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 lightfut:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
BigBut5: ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Invitare: they're sending assassins now
 SymphonySolstice: BEEG crab
Raincoast_Bear: Crabmeat. Fallout except your pet is a giant Coconut crab.
Invitare: crabsassins
 Nigouki: CREW ONLY AREA!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Alness49: So this one counts for quota, right?
  TXC2: ah, the "hair" on the crab is corral
ghyllnox: Melee build
 shendaras: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
7gorobei: isnt crab blood blue?
JoTyler: lol any of these that make the highlights are going to need a major arachnophobia warning
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 Nigouki: @7gorobei depends on teh crab I believe
 lightfut: Yeah I think that's only specific horseshoe crab
 Drasvin: Why can't you add the giant monster crabs to the quota? Surely if bigger is more patriotic..
JoTyler: @7gorobei i know horseshoe crab blood is, dunno about regular crabs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The toilet wasn’t quality, it was me, just shitting myself inside out
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThankfulGiantPineappleWow-W6aq9q00S7-3uPOK
Raincoast_Bear: Alex got crabs. harhar.
ghyllnox: @JoTyler Does that transfer to crabs for most people?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JoTyler IIRC just horseshoe crab blood
hamraffle: The battle crabs sound like Alex mimicking Vicar Amelia
BigBut5: -insert titanic flute here-
 SymphonySolstice: distracted driving
JoTyler: @ghyllnox i'd saw no, normally, but these have such long wiggly legs...
 Angnor33: OK, cannot sail THROUGH the rocks.  Now we know.
ghyllnox: @JoTyler The death animation for the big ones is definitely spidery
Invitare: Look on the bright side: It wasn't a gargantuan-island sized crab
  TXC2: ok good, the noise is the in game engine, and not my PC 
 Sethalidos: those flashing lights seem ominous
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of  are we?
 Mangledpixel: crab = very yes
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  we are at DEFCRAB 1
 Sethalidos: Alex you're taking on water
 goombalax: Crabs of unusual sizes? I don't think they exist
ghyllnox: @A_Dub888 So far they can be contained to the boat, which is better than the alternative
TheAinMAP: We just reached 69% on our quota of crab.
 Nigouki: The blue bloods: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemocyanin
Raincoast_Bear: We're going to needs a bigger boat....
 JKBalch:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And have  
JoTyler: @Nigouki oo thanks
 niccus: what will you sink about
 A_Dub888: @goombalax more unusual than the Alaskan King Crab?
KeytarCat: repair the hull hole
hamraffle: We have red blood because copper, crabs and vulcans blue-green blood from copper.
hamraffle: We have red blood from iron rather
  TXC2: intresting that the copper blood is blue and not green
JoTyler: l e g g i e s
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 Star Trek lied to us?!?!
  Juliamon: blue and green are very arbitrary colours
  Juliamon: some languages don't differentiate
 Mangledpixel: like Klingon
Raincoast_Bear: ^^^^
 Nigouki: is there an option to set the crabs in the tank to maximum jiggle? something like perfectly elastic collisions?
 A_Dub888: @TheMerricat what’s next, is there no such thing as multimodal reflection sorting?
 Mangledpixel: which also doesn't differentiate between them and yellow
BigBut5: ancors are totaly the same as an ebrake right?
  TXC2: A_Dub888  or a self sealing stem bolt
ghyllnox: Loot!
hyalopterous: BOOT LOOT
 Nigouki: i didn't know you could bait for ammo
 YFiddler: is waterlogged ammunition usable?
Raincoast_Bear: Human foot? Are they still finding shoes with human on the beaches of Vancuver Island?
BigBut5: @Nigouki it was a ? location, they can have all sort of goodies in them
SearchingInteractive: oh cool new ux issue unlocked
JoTyler: there's a lock
JoTyler: maybe has to be on that?
BigBut5: the ui is blocking the interact point
SearchingInteractive: you're doing the right thing, just put the locker in the center of your screen
JoTyler: oh ok lol
7gorobei: @YFiddler it can be for a little while, some ammo is lacquer sealed
 maclaglen: Why is crabs indeed?
  TXC2: woo woop woop woop
JoTyler: giving you a hand!
Metric_Furlong: don't worry about it
 HadesLeprechaun: could just be a glove
 Mangledpixel: well, that's handy
Invitare: hands are the crabs of the human body
 Thefluffiestguineapig: From your predecessor no doubt
Raincoast_Bear: You said you wanted a deck hand, Alex.
7gorobei: hand crabs from eldenring
  TXC2: Raincoast_Bear  booooo 
 LordZarano: @Raincoast_Bear 
BigBut5: @Invitare you have made me think about it to hard gosh heck, but i think the head would be as that has the meat inside the bone?
 Mangledpixel: paper ones would disintegrate, no?
 Nigouki: this makes me wonder, what did they do with wet powder back in the day? is just letting it dry enough? or did water, especially salt water do something to it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same with various types of archaeological artifacts or body preservation
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  pretty much
 SymphonySolstice: interesting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Modern technology is not always superior
 Kentosaurus: are they raisins?
 TheMerricat: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-did-people-store-fruit-before-fridges
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tearing down old buildings rather than repairing them is a good example
BigBut5: if there fully air tight, with no air around them, theres no where for the moister to go?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like an 1850’s style icebox?
 SnackPak_: that's weird. I paused the stream and when I unpaused it, rhythm cafe started playing
TheAinMAP: 
 Drasvin: Crab too big for the pot
 JKBalch: That's a large lad
 A_Dub888: how’re you gonna keep the box from melting if it’s made of ice? 
GoblinMyra: well that wasnt shown on deadliest catch
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  the most environmental building is the one you build once
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Technological advance is about making things easier/more convenient, not necessarily better.
 TheMerricat: Good thing you have 'free' health care. 
SearchingInteractive: FUCK i should have called the healing station medicare
SearchingInteractive: missed op
  TXC2: ScrapyardGhostTrain  and these day's it's about making more profit for shareholders 
 JKBalch: They might eat every other crab and kill us
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Poisonous flesh does track
BigBut5: yea, if you try and store the dead crabs, they will rot and ruen the rest of the crabs
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @TXC2 Yeah... sigh...
 Mangledpixel: more things should work by pneumatic tube
 A_Dub888: watching Alex stream is really pleasing
  TXC2: SearchingInteractive  health station is making source engine noises right?
 TheMerricat: Did we check our quota yet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Don’t think so!
SearchingInteractive: @TXC2 not sure, you'd have to ask mitch the sound designer
BigBut5: @Thefluffiestguineapig at a gues, high 70s
 LordZarano: @TheMerricat 69% last we checked
  TXC2: SearchingInteractive  ah ok
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SearchingInteractive Mitch deserves hot chocolate or their (unsure of pronouns) preferred alcoholic beverage because the sound work is AMAZING
SearchingInteractive: yeah he worked with me at Spunk and did all the sound music for our games there
SearchingInteractive: obviously very happy to still be able to work with him
BigBut5: I think you might be right, and I am very annoted that you are 
BigBut5: yea, your RIGHT on the edge
SearchingInteractive: *correction, all the sound/music since Feather
BigBut5: when you picked them up, you were out of range, that's how on the edge you are
 TheMerricat: why are you going full speed. 
BigBut5: alex, you know this isnt bumper boats right?
BigBut5: @TheMerricat to hit quota on time 
 TheMerricat: 
 Nigouki: time to buy a real boat? you are on an island after all :V
 Mangledpixel: not sure about hitting quota, but you sure are gonna hit something
JoTyler: i dont think the ocean is conducive to metal lathing and those kinda of hobbies lol
BigBut5: @Nigouki everyone is on an siland if you zoom out enough
 Nigouki: pale_blue_dot.jpeg
  TXC2: JoTyler  what is erosion if the ocean lathing the world? 
  TXC2: *if not the
  TXC2: the Earth turns itself
JoTyler: XD
BigBut5: @TXC2 so if we sent a giant chissle to space, we could make a new cannal?
  TXC2: BigBut5  yes
 Mangledpixel: a beehive?
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 the earth giving itself a combination water/dust bath?
ghyllnox: I get the feeling we're gonna find out
 Nigouki: new toilet?
hyalopterous: geuss we'll find out
Metric_Furlong: it's probably fine
ghyllnox: Ah
JoTyler: 
 Nigouki: OH FUCK
 fastlane250: Oh
GoblinMyra: OMG
 Mangledpixel: OH
 Angnor33: Rest of the body.
ghyllnox: Right, the promised corpse
 JKBalch: Well now, that was some bait
Vindexrix: but thats not a crab T_T
 TreeVor84: it's a new friend
Metric_Furlong: well, it's not a crab
JoTyler: has 2 hands....
 empyreon:  
  TXC2: like that the face is blured out
 TheMerricat: So we've got at least two dead men out there. 
 BloodnBullets: But is it patriotic?
  TXC2: ^
 SnackPak_: back into the ocean, dead man
 GhostValv: can't be patriotic when you're dead
JoTyler: well losing a hand isnt necessarily fatal XD
 Zandivya: That crab has been eating Mr. Deadman foe awhile
JoTyler: maybe just got bit off by a crab!
 TheMerricat: The head is censored?
 Angnor33: Why is his face blurred out?
 e_bloc: two hands, no heart, can't lose
 niccus: it's not wiggling, so it's not fit for consumption
 Mangledpixel: wibblywibblywibblywibblywibbly
 accountmadeforants: Now we just wait for carcinization to happen
  TXC2: never let a dead body go to waste
JoTyler: put him on your bed. body pillow!
 LordZarano: Who catches all these fish? And what did they do to get that job?
 TheMerricat: @LordZarano us. and be poor.
 JKBalch: Can you get him onto the deck? Or does he have to go back to the sea?
 TheMerricat: 
 Mangledpixel: that body is now the sorting area's mascot
 Marvoleath: are we Swiss-Army-Maning with that guy?
BigBut5: @JKBalch there should be a huge wall around the hopper, if you get him on the deck, nick may cry
 Its_VeeBot: Man I love Deadliest Catch
BigBut5: it's not taking on water, it has water still
 TheMerricat: You keep stopping pumping it all out before you are done.
 TheMerricat: You weren't.
BigBut5: @TheMerricat you have to cycle it
ghyllnox: Gotta Catch Em All! (Dead bodies)
BigBut5: you wernt done
JoTyler: ship thirsty
 LordZarano: @TheMerricat We don't catch fish though, we only keep crabs
  TXC2: the pumping is never done
JoTyler: it's time to PUMP *clap* you UP
 LordZarano: @LordZarano So someone's gotta have the even worse job catching chum for the poors
BigBut5: @LordZarano being a baiter seems like the safer job, can't imadgen overgrown fish are near the same level of threat
NERVOUSHAIR: Creb
JoTyler: honestly probably worse being the one chopping them in half lol
NERVOUSHAIR: Is this what it is like to be a crab?
TehAmelie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 125 months!
 TehAmelie: 125! that's probably a significant number
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BigBut5: 10+years?! Bloody hell!
ghyllnox: It felt nothing
 JKBalch:    
 Nigouki: Delta-P - how to make crab paste even from the shell
NERVOUSHAIR: Crunchy
  TXC2: would a Delta V crab have been better or worse?
NERVOUSHAIR: Its legs are too wiggly and i hate it
 Mr_Horrible: there's at least a patriot or 2 in there
BigBut5: oh this next pot shoudl do it!
 Nigouki: i hope we get another body so that our new buddy isn't lonely
NERVOUSHAIR: Spaaæce
 SymphonySolstice: Crab Status: Yes
 Mangledpixel: well crabbed
  TXC2: Crabful
BigBut5: look at all dem crabbies
 Mangledpixel: big ol crabmass
7gorobei: merry crabmass
 Sethalidos: nope gotta go home to drop off crabs
BigBut5: a player reading instructions?! brings a tear to my eye
 RealGamerCow: I'm glad I got to se this game played by someone else because it gives me the heebie jeebies.
 RealGamerCow: But looks like a good game
BigBut5: @RealGamerCow im bias obviously, but if you get on with the controlls, it's a lot of fun
 TheMerricat: I've got this wishlisted and earmarked for the next batch of disposable income I have, whenever that'll be in this economy. 
ghyllnox: 
BigBut5: oh yea, i showed nick a irl one being used, there terrifying
NERVOUSHAIR: Not just gasoline, high pressure gas!
BigBut5: honestly, the most deadly thing on the shop
 50keyz: i always like the side commentary from alex
DoodlestheGreat: Can't you also use metholated spirits in those?
NERVOUSHAIR: @DoodlestheGreat Is not better
richard_ermen subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 88 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, richard_ermen! (Today's storm count: 20)
 richard_ermen: Are gasoline-ing crabs?
 TheMerricat: Hopefully, you don't overpressure it and blow up. 
 richard_ermen: *we
 Strebenherz:   
NERVOUSHAIR: @TheMerricat "hope"
 Toxxick: KAIJU
  TXC2: GODZILLA?!
BigBut5: this is fine
 Drasvin: Giant enemy crab?
Mushbie: beeeeeg crap
 richard_ermen: Great Scott, what kind of crabs are we hunting here?
Invitare: Gargantuan Island-sized crab!
 richard_ermen: God-craba?
 Brozard: CRUB
 goombalax: Crabomination
NERVOUSHAIR: BIG CREB
TheAinMAP: 
Invitare: attack the weakpoints for massive damage
Metric_Furlong: big crab
  TXC2: Here's the giant enemy crab!
 Strebenherz:   
 SymphonySolstice:   
NERVOUSHAIR: Sir, sir
  Juliamon: WAS it?
 Brozard: attack the weak point for massive damage
 lightfut: Sir and/or madam, can I help you?
DoodlestheGreat: HEY! I think we found enough crab meat for the quota!
 Mangledpixel: hit the weak point for massive damage
Metric_Furlong: I think we're going to need a bigger repair gun
 richard_ermen: "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."
  Juliamon: RIP timer
 JKBalch: Quota just went up
 Nigouki: El Crabbo Gigante
 Darleysam: hm, probably a good idea to throw that crab back
 NewtyNewts: Crab-ken?
 richard_ermen: Man, I really hope this giant crab is well insured for damages it incurs to our ship
 Darleysam: oh wait, Sony prepared us for this one: attack its weak spot for massive damage
NERVOUSHAIR: Short gun
 goombalax: @richard_ermen you get ruined by the deductible anyway
NERVOUSHAIR: Lunch
FitalShell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months, currently on a 81 month streak!
 FitalShell: Bingus
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JoTyler: hey!!
 bisaflau: they are gonna make us pay for that, right..?
 SymphonySolstice: heyyy
  TXC2: we needed that!
  Juliamon: Give that back!
 Nigouki: but this is my boat 
TheAinMAP: Why always Giant Enemy Crab?  Why not Giant Friend Crab?
NERVOUSHAIR: The crabs are agressive!
 Darleysam: it's 2026, you need an add-blocker
 richard_ermen: We got crab-murdered.
TheAinMAP: 
 Voidhawk42: Turns out, the real crab meat is us
 Drasvin: A craboss
 TheMerricat: We are the other sort of crab meat, aka the meat fed to crabs. 
   Anubis169: 
 richard_ermen: I feel like this game might be a tad bit unrealistic.
  TXC2: and with that image, it's time for me to sleep 
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
 TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
 richard_ermen: Nighty Night
 richard_ermen: The giant balls of steel on our character for their willingness to just wail on a giant crab thingy.
   Anubis169: So we now have screen door spaces
 richard_ermen: We could extend the poop deck
BigBut5: dont wuestion what just happend
BigBut5: im sure its fine
 richard_ermen: Crabzilla!
TheMyrdin: Well this game looks fun and not extremely scary at all 
 Drasvin: Boat is going to need repairs after this
 richard_ermen: It's eating the boat. Then it's eating the rest. Then it's gonna eat me! Oh my gooooooddddd.....
TheMyrdin: Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddd...
 Nigouki: Enter The Crab
 richard_ermen: We're....entering....the crab???
  Juliamon: Physically enter the crab boss.
   Anubis169: how about nooooooooooo
 richard_ermen: "Enter The Crab"?
Invitare: looked kind of rib-cagey ngl
ghyllnox: And that... was... ??????
TheMyrdin: Enter the crab
7gorobei: crab mecha?
 SymphonySolstice: anyways,
 kingandcommoner: Crab meat. Meat for a crab
 lightfut: The back fell off
 richard_ermen: You know, I never felt like this in DREAD but it does fit the background.
 niccus: on the bright side, we never met the mounted crabs division
TheAinMAP: 
 anclag: I feel the evolution of the crab boss took a wrong turn when it developed that weak spot
   Anubis169: now we slowly capsize on the way back home
Mushbie: can you drag that crap to port? I would say it's a pretty patriotic size...
Invitare: are these crabs actually humans that have carcinised?
 Zandivya: it's going to take more than a blowtorch to fix that
BigBut5: @SearchingInteractive !!!!
SearchingInteractive: did you leave one there ages go
 Nigouki: blowtorch will fix this right?
   Anubis169: we have a missing bit of ourselves :S
 terribleplan: Good job: exactly as planned. Early release. (Into the sea)
ghyllnox: Is our blue friend still in the catchbin?
 Drasvin: Your harpoon is broke
return_of_floki4242: And that folks is why you stay out of the North Sea
 lightfut: I mean boss fight drop loot?
 richard_ermen: Man, North Sea Crabs evolved wild ever since they pushed nuclear waste into the sea, didn't it?
1 raiders from Shurtal have joined!
   Anubis169: so the GPS on those botes is pretty good... how long do they last on their own power?
JoTyler: welcome, Shurtal !
   Anubis169: (i.e. if a crab eats one, how long can you track the crab for)
 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpikyGentleFungusAsianGlow-_rfIbGK3FiNXCi0d
 Lysander_salamander: some sort of fishing simulator?
Sir_Mimkana: Did you ever get the lock open?
JoTyler: hello Lysander_salamander !
   Anubis169: Welcome in Shurtal! Pull up a chair
  Juliamon: Lysander_salamander You're... kinda coming in at the very end
 Lysander_salamander: oh, Normal Australia
Metric_Furlong: traditional Perth slander
SearchingInteractive: it's hiding behind a lock you didnt get the key for
 niccus: did you have crab insurance
  Juliamon: we may have been crab fishing
  Juliamon: it may have gone badly
 richard_ermen: Australia? Wait, I thought those were icebergs at the edge. Where in Australia do you get Icebergs?
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 richard_ermen: Did....did we just get collected?
 SymphonySolstice: welp
 A_Dub888: uhhhh
Anubis169 gifted a Tier 1 sub to JoTyler! They have given 21 Gift Subs in the channel!
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TheMyrdin: Wait, the North Sea is between England and Norway?! It's to the SOUTH of where I live...
BigBut5: 50 congrats on reaching the end! to bad it was also the end of the line 
 JoTyler: eyy, thanks Anubis169 !
 richard_ermen: We're....we're not dead?
Invitare: And now the game truly begins?
TheMyrdin: waste of gas smh
 Lysander_salamander: not quite dead
 Darleysam: hm... time to become.. crab?
 terribleplan: Crab feed
 richard_ermen: Are we thrown to the dead crab meat???
 JoTyler: uh oh
 Shurtal: How's crab fishin' going? I assume freakily
Metric_Furlong: time for crab, I guess
 A_Dub888: 
 richard_ermen: Are we going to become cRAB?
TheMyrdin: @richard_ermen You can get shot in the head and not die. It sucks!
 Strebenherz: OH GOD
 shendaras: 
 JoTyler: time for CHUM
 Nigouki: oh gooooooooooood
TheAinMAP: Crab meat: meat for crab.
 richard_ermen: @TheMyrdin Great Scott!
 Mangledpixel: meat for crabs
 Serpens77: @richard_ermen that's carcinisation, baby!
 dougma: its the circle of life
 anclag: We’re the crab now!
 SymphonySolstice:    
 JKBalch:  It's the Circle of Life 
 niccus: it's the crabs cycle
 Darleysam: you love to see it
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 shendaras: 
 Brozard: Oh, big Dungenuss crab
return_of_floki4242: We now will be crab
 A_Dub888: much respect
 TheMerricat: ADDITIONAL ILLUSTRATION!
 Lysander_salamander: oh, neat
   Anubis169: Who's that guy? It's this guy!
TheMyrdin: 
ghyllnox: \o/
 dougma:    
 JoTyler: Additional Illustraion? hey i know that guy!
TheMyrdin: wow!
 richard_ermen: Gohood Job, Alex!
 Lysander_salamander: that's pretty cool
 Mr_Horrible: heeeeey wait a minute
Metric_Furlong: Alex is famous now
BigBut5: Mine too a little lower 
TheAinMAP:   
 Mangledpixel: hire this man!
   Anubis169: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
   Anubis169: Jo can post it too
 richard_ermen: @BigBut5 God job mate!
 A_Dub888: So you won’t help me move a couch?
 Nigouki: move a lathe?
 SymphonySolstice: freesound 
BigBut5: @richard_ermen Thank you, but @SearchingInteractive defently did the hardest parts! 
 JoTyler: commissions and links to basically everything on his website!
SearchingInteractive: thanks for playing dude
   Anubis169: He can, however, totally draw you moving your couch like you're superman
 Drasvin: But would you draw someone moving their couch?
 Mangledpixel: yeh you got shot by it
ghyllnox: Was that the gun we were shot by?
 Shurtal: just mount your bed onto the lathe, got yourself a DIY centrifuge
 richard_ermen: @BigBut5 Then good job @SearchingInteractive and y'all. Because that was really cool!
SearchingInteractive: leave a review if you do
Mushbie: thx 4 strim Alex :3
BigBut5: Thank you for playing alex!
 JoTyler: also shitpost doodle commissions on the kofi: https://ko-fi.com/alexsteacy
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
   Anubis169: !discord
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   Anubis169: !store
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   Anubis169: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3671850/Crabmeat/ - the game!
   Anubis169: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #3707: "Go back in the hole." —Graham, to Alex [2016-12-07]
 JoTyler: Crabmeat currently on sale!
 JoTyler: oh man mimesis is fun
 JoTyler: it's a friendslop lol
   Anubis169: 
DoodlestheGreat: GARBAGE DAY!
 JoTyler: you are!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulBoldOwlAliens-AWReacSbjhmKA2rg
 electric_claire: I just finished Sunderfolk, surprisingly good game
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 Drasvin: Premodern? So old cards only?
 Shurtal: Pro-Scubiber or Anti-Scubiber?
Ashmantle: 
   Anubis169: wait a sec
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 SymphonySolstice: dabita
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 Nigouki: this was a fun game
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
   Anubis169: ok everybody smile 
 Strebenherz: o/
 TheMerricat: @Nigouki 100%
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