Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 Not fantastic unless it is stunningly different than the first one (the first one was on W+P and was hysterical
TehAmelie: if it does something new, it seems likely. but if it's the same joke again. . .
Thefluffiestguineapig: TehAmelie same brain cell!
TehAmelie: quite
paronomasiac042: yuh, i remember the first. twas fantastic. the second is a nice button on the joke
TehAmelie: i was thinking of saying that too, but i was too slow
TehAmelie: big eepy brain here
TehAmelie: (the "big" modifies "eepy." probably.)
e_bloc:
margieargie: I'm reading "big eepy" in the same sense as like, Big Oil or the like, and let me tell you by this point in the day I'm under the thumb of Big Eepy too
baltimore_667083: I think it’s about 77.5
baltimore_667083:
Metric_Furlong: everyone's selling-out these days, even chat is in the pocket of Big Eepy now
TehAmelie: the Man is making big bucks from coffee and all the other stimulant manufacturers by spreading propaganda about how we have to sleep
PharaohBender27: @Metric_Furlong I blame the "spring forward"
TehAmelie: simply stay awake for a week and it's gonna make perfect sense
paronomasiac042: "in the pocket of big eepy" is my punk rock concept album
margieargie: Right, it was "in the pocket", I guess it's alos thank to Big Eepy that I didn't get that right <_<
PharaohBender27: I'm still getting up later than usual
margieargie: *also
TheMerricat:
On a similar note, chat, you ever have a week where you are just dragging your ass? I mean like you can't seem to feel like you've woken up till 3pm every day of the week? Cause that's this week for me so far. 
TehAmelie: probably a lot of conspiracy theories make much better sense if you don't sleep for a week
LordZarano: !next
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TehAmelie: i think that was me last week
LordZarano: !next
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Strebenherz: !next
TehAmelie: but i don't remember very clearly (due to being sleepy)
PharaohBender27: Congrats, @LordZarano !
Strebenherz: dangit. well played zarano.
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JessieImproved:
PharaohBender27: Wait wrong emite
PharaohBender27: *emote
Juliamon:
PharaohBender27:
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underhill33:
TheAinMAP: Signal.
DeM0nFiRe:
baltimore_667083:
Strebenherz watched 175 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
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TehAmelie:
Juliamon: you can doot if you want to though
Strebenherz:
baltimore_667083: dang it now I wanna watch road quest again
Drasvin:
Rockario: Time for WanP!
TheMerricat:
@baltimore_667083 how is that a dang? 
CaptainSpam: Tonight is garbage day.
animated_fairy: garbage day!!!!
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letfireraindown: wooo
JessieImproved: @baltimore_667083 I kinda always wanna watch RoadQuest again
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gnyrinn: @TheMerricat Only so many hours in the week, I suppose
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CodeIndigo: I always want to watch road quest. I also always want to watch and play.
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Nigouki: garbage hyyyyyyyype
CodeIndigo: windows noise
Driosenth: Windows Noise!
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gnyrinn: @CodeIndigo That means controller, possibly?
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TehAmelie: stand against windows updates?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Windows, you're also in this trash pile
WizardOfDocs: signal!
DoodlestheGreat: GARBAGE DAY!
CodeIndigo: windows can have facial feminization surgery if it wants
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tyroar78: But thank you for all you do!
e_bloc:
1111 
1111 thank you window noise happy pride
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Correct
RatherLargeToad: Ah, Fine artisanal garbage
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad A fine artisinal garbage experience, the garbage itself is not the artisinal part
Anaerin: I almost forgot about the garbage today. Thanks, LRR Mastodon Account, for sending out a timely reminder.
lamina5432: evenin
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969 Will have to duck out early for an offsite thing, but best wishes for the garbage!
Orxolon: good evening everyone
LittleVesuvius: I also almost forgot it was garbage day today
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xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig The garbage is just the medium.
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lirazel64: Ah, the effluvial ambience!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Correct, the humor is crafted from it. We are all subjected to it together
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @lirazel64 You got me, I cackled a little at that
CodeIndigo: fine grabage
johnnylongtorso: @xantos69 Marshall McLuhan agrees
TehAmelie: the jank is but a canvas and these are master painters
A_Dub888: Everyone ready for some garbussy?
lirazel64: @thefluffiestguineapig Aww, shucks.
CodeIndigo: @A_Dub888 not anymore
Sethalidos: @A_Dub888 GET.OUT. :I
LittleVesuvius: @lirazel64 All I can think is someone saying in a silly voice "noxious effluvium" reading this, lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Alex's skills at playing these games are second to none
djalternative: I so rarely get to watch live garbage!
LittleVesuvius: @A_Dub888 why
Foxmar320:
thebuzzstreams: @A_Dub888 yesssssss
trebuchetboy: I have learned how to kill a rock thanks Graham
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ArtDecoSunburn: @A_Dub888 That sounds like a terrible Bond movie I desperately want to see.
TehAmelie: hello!
quasi79fu:
Micalovits: I wonder if this intro is older than Nelsons kids
Foxmar320: Not hard at all
lamina5432: not at all
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trebuchetboy: very easy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have they made it harder?
e_bloc: no
Rockario: Thrift Store Weee!
DigitalSeahorse:
raulghoulia: Watch AND Play?! In this economy?
Strebenherz: wait did you deplete the inbox?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, the ever scrolling sounds less than fun
Desruprot: yay Watch+Play
xantos69: So many better games exist... But here we are.
DigitalSeahorse:
KakuEpsilon:
Not ever scrolling. 
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djalternative: any St. Patrick's day themed garbage?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the inbox depleted?
iDangero: Dredging
Foxmar320: I do not regret your choices
Anaerin: Graham went spelunking.
LurkerSpine:
100
MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized the Steam store algorithm for the LRR account must be so messed up
ghyllnox: Some hand-selected wild-grown garbage on offer today
Aenir798: It's today
Strebenherz: it's today
Orxolon: happy st Patrick's day!
TheMerricat: It is today.
CodeIndigo: like a hungry raccoon in valve's backyard
IsaTheEngie: I thought it was tomorrow!
LittleVesuvius: it is today
ghyllnox: It's today
KakuEpsilon:
Watch + Play hype!
Anaerin: It is indeed today, the 17th.
baltimore_667083:
Strebenherz: it's not too late to pivot
korvys: Well, yesterday here, but today there
Pteraspidomorphi: Leprechaun bullshit can always be arranged
niccus: you're greenscreened so we would never know if you wore green
wedge_x: recalculating
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AdamYMHMI: I hope you put your waders on to go mucking through the bad games pit
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Akaiatana: You're on a green screen. it counts
lamina5432: diving into the depths of dank for content
quasi79fu: Luck of the IRish be with ya boyo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 If the games are boring we might, as long as they are interesting we're good
Metric_Furlong: guess we have to uninstall all the games featuring snakes
caoinlean: Newfoundland apparently celebrated it yesterday according to my work calendar
DoodlestheGreat: Close enough.
dutchmoose: THATS why scryfalls has snakes
offbeatwitch: i was wondering earlier why the irish pub across the street was open at lunchtime and it took me several hours to realize it's st. patrick's day
Nigouki: my doc today was dressed in high-vis green shirt and socks
Makoforte: an opportunity for extra suffering missed
Juliamon: We can pretend these games were built after a few too many green beers
Micalovits: In Ireland it was technically yesterday
MacbethSeemsSus: You could colorgrade the green screen Kelly green
Orxolon: safe from pinches
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, so long as that wasn't part of the game selection
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CodeIndigo: orange counts too
PharaohBender27: My kayfabe!
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CaptainSpam: MY EYES
ButButTheJesus: MY ILLUSION
Foxmar320: I have green eyes so im immune
DigitalSeahorse: I'm drinking green jasmine tea
Manae: Oh no! The facade!
TheMerricat:
Oh I just realized that Alex's hat has electrical tape over it, it's not part of the design.
Orxolon: i'm drinking green beer
Anaerin: That wonderful Kromer Key. What is this, Undertale?
quasi79fu: There is no we here LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat You just made me realize that
jessicaengle: Hello G and Adam and Chat
quasi79fu: hai chat and hugs
kusinohki: meows
neisan2112: @Manae The Facade of 3 moonbases ago!
Tom_Bruise: I believe the eletrical tape to be a form of self-censorship
margieargie: Oh, hm, I'm... well, I'm certainly not wearing green, that's for sure
LittleVesuvius: vee or V?
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iDangero: wait so this is my fault?!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely, have you depleted the inbox?
quasi79fu: V gate?
Juliamon: your GAME
johnnylongtorso: YOUR GAME
CaptainSpam: YOUR GAME
Anaerin: Oh hey, it's YOUR GAME
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your GAME
GDwarble: Why have all these people been run through a sharpen filter?
TheMerricat:
@Thefluffiestguineapig You can tell I'm not quite awake yet. I thought it was a cooking pot with a handle first.
quasi79fu: lady cowboy
Makoforte: oh hey the lara croft have at home
Omnipotrevor: Do you have a list somewhere to keep yourself from doubling up on the same bad game agian?
Foxmar320: Cowboy hat and booty shorts? Check
ratbabyonline: watch n play save me, save me watch n play
baltimore_667083: YOUR GAME
ghyllnox: Is it possible to make an absolutely horseshit game with genuinely good graphics?
Driosenth: Did you?
MacbethSeemsSus: The first puzzle, entering the game
ButButTheJesus: is it?!
jessicaengle: Loading optional
quasi79fu: uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: So many default unaltered assets
Gekyouryuu: oh, is this a Fallout?
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: silent thrill
LittleVesuvius: oh twitch did not like that on my end
Pteraspidomorphi: Delicious motion blur
NullColaShip: Main Tab
iarethel0ser: Player 1?
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: ah yes, front loaded lecture plot, A+
e_bloc: this is 'we have fallout at home'
Tom_Bruise: Is this what happens when you turn on DLSS5?
Desruprot: woah motion blur
quasi79fu: slideshow
margieargie: Runs smooth as chunky peanut butter
Omnipotrevor: Punching trees game?
Foxmar320: Nice hair clipping
northos: "can you turn off your radio please? we're getting a bit of an echo"
elkae: this is so Welge-ian
MacbethSeemsSus: I understood 1 out 3 words with that echo
A_Dub888: Hecate why are you so far from The Crossroads?
quasi79fu: what is that blurriness?
Thefluffiestguineapig: They selected double yes on motion blur and I HATE IT
e_bloc: and a good duck to you
northos: @Tom_Bruise somehow that would be even worse
johnnylongtorso: clothing shortage in the future
WearingCats_CwC: Well that's next week so get on it
AugmentingPath: Horizon: Zero Quality
LittleVesuvius: good duck!
iarethel0ser: This developer saw graphics effects and turned them ALL to 11.
megadrivers: Lara Kraft as in cheese
SymphonySolstice: holy hair physics batman
TehAmelie: that's how you sidestep decency laws, glitching clothes
Orxolon: fallout but in prehistoric ?
Gekyouryuu: spacebar?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Our hair thought about physics and being a solid object and opted out of all of that
Anaerin: Berries, on that cactus.
northos:
@megadrivers 
Driosenth: How many assets packs can we fit into one game without gamebreaking conflicts?
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Atomic_Marshmallow: It's garbage day!
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Foxmar320: Who needs a tutorial anyway
johnnylongtorso: ah yes, seaside cacti
quasi79fu: hahahahaah
Tom_Bruise: It said berries but it's a cactus. Do cacti grow berries?
TehAmelie: i think they have fruits
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh boy the motion blur and wind physics are not mixing well
Akaiatana: @Graham it's an Extrusion shitter
Valkryir: gotta dial down the wind factor in that grass a touch
megadrivers: have fun using your hands to rummage through your inventory
quasi79fu: the flying robot is distracting
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johnologue: Been a while since I remembered Garbage Day. My house is a mess.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tom_Bruise Some grow flowers, I don't think any of those kinds of cacti grow berries. It would be a waste of water
Makoforte: 'lower build part'?
quasi79fu: is the grass meant to look like waves of water?
Anaerin: You certainly have a lot of stamina bars.
Foxmar320: Fallout 76 trees right there
PhorrestGaze: I get exhausted after uprooting 5-10 prickly pear cactus too
PharaohBender27:
CodeIndigo: they don't want the experience to be intents
LittleVesuvius: wow the motion blur and my eyes are not going well together
ghyllnox:
DigitalSeahorse: nice XKCD reference
Strebenherz: btw alex, thank you for getting me into voices of the void. it's fun. And sometimes very silly.
Rockario: erosion happened, I guess
CaptainSpam: That is certainly some... hair.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Watching you play that game has been rad
WizardOfDocs: @DigitalSeahorse I was just about to say that
Valkryir: a votv watch and play would be hilarious, put graham in the chair
ghyllnox: Find the subocean, obviously
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam It opted out of physics and being a solid object
Orxolon: enjoy and be happy?
AugmentingPath: you're expected to be prepared for anything. Unfortunately, you didn't prepare for nothing
WizardOfDocs: you have. Hair physics, is what you have.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Valkryir It's too good for that
Tom_Bruise: Perhaps we can drink the cactus juice? It is said to be the quenchiest
quasi79fu: you are meant to wander?
djalternative: they said find an exit at the beginning, didn't they?
Driosenth: It's "Your Game", you decide (within the limited ruleset the game dev downloaded from the asset store)
baltimore_667083: ooh a der!
Anaerin: Oh deer.
WizardOfDocs: deer!
johnnylongtorso: this terrain looks like an invitation to sprain your ankle
LittleVesuvius: @WizardOfDocs hair physics for plastic hair
Cptasparagus: the fur texture is horrendous
wedge_x: escape will make me a sandwich
ArtDecoSunburn: It would be hilarious if the hydration bar were just there, and nothing in game affected it.
Orxolon: @Tom_Bruise it'll quench ya
LittleVesuvius: there is something Wrong with the hair
e_bloc: no you are expected to die, mr. bo---er vault dweller
WizardOfDocs: @LittleVesuvius I never said it was good physics
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon It's the quenchiest
Tom_Bruise: In Your Game, your sound is your choice! It could even be nothing!
xantos69: Is the sound... on?
quasi79fu: Taxxxxiiii
MacbethSeemsSus: It's nice to know that in every post-apocalypse short shorts will survive.
northos: excuse me, did that say vending machine?
Foxmar320: How?
fastlane250: closed for apocalypse
HavenDragon: what is up w the climate here w the biome variety?
WearingCats_CwC: Pretty sure that's Dutch
margieargie: Ah, yes, getting items by phone(?)
WizardOfDocs: oh no, it's got inventory tetris
Thefluffiestguineapig: Giant rusty axe in a "vending machine"
ghyllnox: Veg Purple Cabbage
DylPage: Always check the coin slot. Lots of stuff in there.
Foxmar320: Police hat inside the phone
ritchards: Egg
A_Dub888: is this that Mar-a-ton I’ve heard so much about?
Metric_Furlong: we accept Gasoline, but we'd prefer Shadow On the Sun
TheMerricat: So for chat's benefit, the developer of this game is Turkish.
northos: silly Alex, obviously the crown is not headgear
Tom_Bruise: We can't wear the crown, but we can cosplay as the 5-0
Anaerin: What are you buying with?
letsbelgo: axe cop
kusinohki: "kids today don't know what a pay phone is. it's fine to use as a vending machine." - the devs maybe...
Tom_Bruise: Excellent
Foxmar320: Perfect no notes
TehAmelie: i get the sense it wants to be an open ended wilderness survival simulator, but lacking about 5 million features that would make it a compelling simulator
northos:
a sound effect!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Hawaii apocalypse?
ghyllnox: It's a Standard Drink
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Ok, that isn't excusing them from these direct assets
Foxmar320: LOL
LurkerSpine: ah, tarkov melee bullet sounds
AugmentingPath: acquired: an awful hot coffee pot
Gekyouryuu: Gas, Grass, or Glass. nobody rides for free
MacbethSeemsSus: Was she using her bra strap to holster that axe?
Critterbot: Looks like a SPAS 12
baltimore_667083: so a shotgun that speaks in a gravelly voice?
Foxmar320: shortgun in the vending machine. This is just Fallout!
Metric_Furlong: not one of the those cloth shotguns
GasCityGaming: wonder if it's weak to fire shotgun
bv310: As opposed to those artisanal baguette shotguns
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are, are there non-metal shotguns?
kingandcommoner: Keep grinding, and you'll get a diamond shotgun
an_archist2: You can't use a metal shotgun. You're going to lose against Magneto!
northos:
ghyllnox:
In your hat
Orxolon: @Gekyouryuu glass?
Strebenherz: that's a new one
CaptainSpam: Good place for it.
Juliamon: As you do.
quasi79fu: can i have that kind of vending machine that gives me guns?
TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig No but people were guessing on the languages so I figured that'd help triangulate it for them
ArtDecoSunburn: @AugmentingPath Lawsuit incoming! Find a wasteland tort lawyer!
Drasvin: XD
TheNerdWonder: perfect. No notes.
margieargie: Is that not where you'd normally store it?
Foxmar320: No notes, Game amazing
xantos69: This hat is OP plz nerf
TehAmelie: your hat has a storage volume of 10 kg
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bv310 That's the only kind I would get behind
Redbassist: Good hat
Tom_Bruise: The hat has the tensile strength to carry 10 kilos worth of stuff?
quasi79fu: its in the hat?
Makoforte: i've heard of a 10 gallon hat but not a 10 kilo hat
Metric_Furlong: "Is that a metal shotgun in your hat are you just pleased to see me?"
KeytarCat: Not my favorite place for it
gualdhar: its where the folds in your brain should be
LittleVesuvius: obviously, inside your hat is hammerspace
Stoffern: You didn't know police hats have shotgun pockets?
megadrivers: *tips hat* m'blam
AugmentingPath: that's police hat militarization for you
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can carry 10kgs in your HAT??????
offbeatwitch: ah the Hat Axe
Gekyouryuu: @Orxolon because they had Glass as an item there, and I didn't want the implications of "ass" as an option as it is traditionally
Capt_clown: is this a TSA simulator? "Make sure to check hats for METAL SHOTGUNS!!
adurnafricai: gun is... stored in the... nah.
Thefluffiestguineapig: How strong is your neck??
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kusinohki: do we need a plastic shot gun to get past airport security??
Rhilenova: Why is the hat storage so wide?
e_bloc: keep that under your hat is a metaphor my friend
MacbethSeemsSus: Hat axe
Orxolon: @Gekyouryuu aaahh,got it
Omnipotrevor: Oh that apple is certainly fresh
DaFhaye: Hi hi
WearingCats_CwC: Steel is not naturallyformed
Foxmar320: Thats a fast snowfall
MacbethSeemsSus: Is the axe shooting?
Critterbot: Well I hope it's made of metal.
LittleVesuvius: did it JUST start snowing??
DaFhaye: Hope everyone is doing well
quasi79fu: snow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damascus steel is a super specific forging process
ghyllnox: Sproing
TehAmelie: it can only be made in Damascus, otherwise it's sparkling steel
quasi79fu: is he humping you?
e_bloc: yeah but this is the apocalypse so the earth has reclaimed it
GDwarble: That's not a zombie, that's a mannequin made of flesh!
Tom_Bruise: Don't forget to pull out your hat-axe against the Silent Hill zambamboes
Capt_clown: 7 Days to Blie
LittleVesuvius: what if you drag it into your hat
Makoforte: my whole experience with damascus steel is watching people stuff it up in forged in fire
e_bloc: another day over and deeper in debt
WizardOfDocs: @GDwarble we're being attacked by autons!
ritchards: you're assuming the game is supposed to work
PhorrestGaze: just tuck it in the hat wit the gun
Orxolon: and you are telling me THIS was low rated?
lamina5432: I'd give this a B+ as a collage kids game
HavenDragon: oh yeah this climate is fucked
xantos69: @TehAmelie I am angry at how good that joke is.
johnnylongtorso: that's March for you
Metric_Furlong: @GDwarble I mean, all humans are mind of mannequins made of flesh if you think about it
Arclight_Dynamo: I looked away for five minutes. Why is there snow? Weren't we keistering prickly pears earlier?
Orxolon: ctacher in the rye
quasi79fu: yay raw meat
bv310: Can we combine the meat with the shotgun?
MacbethSeemsSus: Gary you need to restock the vending machine with stones
TheMerricat:
To be fair to the game, damascus steel isn't something you mine out of the earth but we weren't mining it, we were looting it out of someone's machine.
WiJohn: Don't eat vending machine meat
A_Dub888: Who stuffed RAW MEAT in the cash register?!?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 Depending on the level they were in and if they disclosed the assets they used to you or tried to claim they made all this
ClodiumSoride: oh look, it's the Book of Brian Enoh
Metric_Furlong: @Gekyouryuu it was a very juicy apple
Fanklok: Eating hte apple explainsth apple
johnnylongtorso: well, fruit is mostly water
WizardOfDocs: @Gekyouryuu seems appropriate to me, apples are famously full of juice
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GDwarble:
@Metric_Furlong I am spending *far* too much time shaving leg hair to accept that I'm actually a mannequin 
Foxmar320: Gunplay needs work
quasi79fu: big booom
letsbelgo: yup, thats a sound effect
MacbethSeemsSus: RE9 doesn't look as good as I expected
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TheMerricat Oh for sure, so I guess someone went through that whole laborious process and put it in THEIR VENDING MACHINE like you do
WiJohn: That zombie won first place at a thing!
Diabore: is this an last of us?
TehAmelie: apple juice euphoria is a well documented condition
Orxolon: crafting?is game has everything
gualdhar: spafe
wedge_x: tonight on How It's Made
margieargie: I hope that bronze is made with high-quality copper
Shurtal: What is this, Sprint from Barkov?
e_bloc: how has no one fucked that statue
bv310: If I ever end up dying in a zombie apocalypse, I'm loading my pockets with the weirdest shit just to confuse looters
Thefluffiestguineapig: At this point stop labeling the boxes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc There's no saying they didn't
Tom_Bruise: perhaps if we had a bigger hat we could carry the backpack
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig virgin statue!
LittleVesuvius: @e_bloc I think it's probably generic variant, statue of the virgin mary or something
TehAmelie: egg!
Orxolon: @Shurtal escape from your keyboard
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc It's her title, not a designation of sexual status
Foxmar320: @bv310 Im bringing all the Resident Evil keys with me. Everyones gonna die looking for them
e_bloc: this is good, time was trying
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Missed the start of the stream just to hear G ask, "How?"
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig why let the truth get in the way of a marginally funny joke
PharaohBender27:
OK, have to bounce. See you all in the VOD! 
quasi79fu: is the better question why?
Gekyouryuu: "Are you my mummy?" "We're zombies, that's offensive. not all undead are the same."
KakuEpsilon: Vending Machine: Open Chest
Shurtal: I'm so glad it's always apparent who Player 1 is at all times
Julian_Rogue: does alex's hat say what Ithink it does?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So an average RE female escort quest
bv310: @Foxmar320 Loaded down with nothing but generator keys, puzzle pieces, and an inexplicable audio log on a solar-powered tape player.
johnnylongtorso: eat the entire head of cabbage
quasi79fu: Not my cabbbages
TehAmelie: somewhere, a cabbage merchant cries out
AugmentingPath: can you combine the green and purple cabbage to make a more powerful cabbage?
raulghoulia: gas mask and police hat is real agatha fisty vibes
kusinohki: thrift store [redacted] - alex's hat
Redbassist: And an onion in my belt
Orxolon: dear game:let me play you
Anaerin: It probably didn't move because the zombie despawned while you were in the inventory.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie At least it wasn't also his wagon this time
Foxmar320: @bv310 And ill die behind a door locked by at least three gems
Drasvin: I think it prevents you from taking loot from enemies if they despawn before you grab it
ratbabyonline: yknow I used to have that exact gas mask, lost it in a move at some point I think. still have the carrying bag for it which is a great sturdy little shoulder bag!
quasi79fu: tehamelie lol i hoped you liked my reference
KeytarCat:
Book of Magic is just a trade binder 
Megaparsec256: There's the grain of an interesting idea for a puzzle game where you're juggling nested inventories... but somehow I doubt that's what they were going for here lol.
Metric_Furlong: I do have to wonder what this shop's owners plans were
Orxolon: the attention to detail
LittleVesuvius: no plans only stockpile
MacbethSeemsSus: It's going to suck in 2 hrs when you realize you need the purple cabbage to open the mansion door.
Tom_Bruise: Y'know, for a game about scavenging a fallen society for what few supplies remain to be found, we haven't left this store in a *while*
Foxmar320: We found clothing?! WAT
TehAmelie: finally, a cure for nudity
quasi79fu: Looot Goblins worst nightmare of a game
ClodiumSoride: is that the whole set of Book of Destinies>
e_bloc: probably when you are permanently not breathing
johnnylongtorso: @Tom_Bruise women be shopping
Anaerin: And chances are you can't equip a new backpack because you've already got one equipped, and you can't drop that one because it's got stuff in it.
ratbabyonline: why is cooked meat bigger than meat
Anaerin: MK Ultra? Or just regular MK?
ghyllnox: Generic Mag
ghyllnox: How many crowns does this queen have?
adurnafricai: MK is when the CIA mind controls you but keeps it low-key
Akaiatana: This is a game where Booty Shorts with Nuclear disposal site lines makes sense
DigitalSeahorse:
wreched heart
Anaerin: Max Weight for your boots, I think.
Tom_Bruise: @ghyllnox not enough.
KeytarCat: There was a sign near my old apartment for a dispensary what said "MJ Ultra"
Foxmar320: Yeah stuff is loading and unloading
Foxmar320: There was a truck over there and its gone
AugmentingPath: from the makers of Vending Machine, it's Car
ratbabyonline: this is vancouver island in march i see
DigitalSeahorse: No equip, only have
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox:
Into your hat of course
LittleVesuvius: hats are the best pockets
TehAmelie: are we Axe Cop?
korvys: Man, fuck summer
CaptainSpam: It's your hat. It's always your hat.
Fruan: Where do you keep your axe then, smart guy?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Default location, somehow hat?
Redbassist: Hatrick
Foxmar320: Getting dark fast
letsbelgo: what are these sounds
Nirvana___: Just got in and....I can't see anything?
Juliamon: and it's very suddenly nighttime
iarethel0ser: Not an axe. Hat-chet.
e_bloc: hats of to the dev
HavenDragon: i looked down and back up and night had fallen
ratbabyonline: its fast to put things under your hat ok? pockets are difficult
LittleVesuvius: so, if you die, do you game over or respawn?
MacbethSeemsSus: Graham how much gun can the LRR toque hold?
Omnipotrevor: flashlight?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Suddenly can't see shit captain
Tom_Bruise: okay, so the raw meat hurt us. Actually scans
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kusinohki: random thought - a game like this, but the protag uses a child's "little red wagon" to carry stuff in...
KeytarCat: "Player??"
johnnylongtorso: @Tom_Bruise don't tell RFK
ritchards: Player 1 implies the existance of Player 69
Simriel: No this is Watch + Play, it's lead the player with Shite
Foxmar320: Maybe the gun fires hugs
quasi79fu: have any idea what we are meant to be doing in game yet? i went to bathrooom so im asking sorry
LittleVesuvius: is this an online game or singleplayer?
ratbabyonline: hes with the ashikaga shogunate
MacbethSeemsSus: Loudest ocean
Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnnylongtorso People have repeatedly tried but the worm he probably got from said meat ate all that
Anaerin: Eating and drinking doesn't appear to be increasing your health, only the health drinks are.
TehAmelie: is it time to get into the sea?
EvilBadman: Just got here, are we the most rizzed member of Caesars Legion
e_bloc: just look at the adjective: play
wiganlass: gun and a flag? is he British?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now it's a blizzard?
ratbabyonline: oh god theyre being drowned out by the wind and sea
DigitalSeahorse: turned up to bright and I can't see much either
Metric_Furlong: oh hey we found the game's sound
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MrVirite: that is some loud wind
quasi79fu: What???
HadesLeprechaun: Lead the player with light absolutely ruined by DLSS5 desaturating and then high-contrasting every environment
NullColaShip: The environment is very... loud around here
BurgerGamer: oh theres a guild tab
quasi79fu: I cant hear youuu
LittleVesuvius: tis a terribad game
quasi79fu: The OCean
WearingCats_CwC: Concurrent player count of: 1
BurgerGamer: for your guild
Foxmar320: It has a Guild tap. Thats ambitious
ritchards: blizzard? I thought this was epic!
DigitalSeahorse: night time hurricane?
djalternative: With all of these survival bars, how is the weather not killing you?
Foxmar320: It was warm in the vault
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or that shop
adurnafricai: alright, I mean, more things are happening in the game than before. that's something
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a blizzard, but they couldn't figure out how to do particle effects.
Micalovits: Good Deer!
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quasi79fu: Wind Noisesss
Nirvana___: This is the noisiest 'calm' I have ever seen
AugmentingPath: the zombles are enemies of all living things, apparently
WizardOfDocs: *turns up screen brightness*
ratbabyonline: YOUR HAT
quasi79fu: its kinda dark
MacbethSeemsSus: Yells: Must have been the wind
Foxmar320: We can just live here in the vault
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WizardOfDocs Probably experiencing regret now
xantos69: But do you die if you touch water?
ratbabyonline: ah the annual watch and play polar bear swim
johnnylongtorso: up next is BOAT
LittleVesuvius: oh twitch does not like that
Juliamon: goodbye frames
Thefluffiestguineapig: INTO THE SEA
quasi79fu: the butttt...Touch the buttt
Foxmar320: All my frames
Orxolon: any thalasso lovers?
AugmentingPath: Statler: Why do they call this an extraction shooter? Waldorf: Because I'd like to be extracted from it right now! Dohohohohoho
ratbabyonline: WE FOUND THE PARTICLE EFFECTS, THEY WERE IN THE OCEAN
offbeatwitch: i like how you just kind of float at a consistent level
EvilBadman: Pretty deece water all thing considered
TehAmelie: the water looks pleasant tbh
WizardOfDocs: @Thefluffiestguineapig not really, being able to *hear* this game is worse than being able to see it
LittleVesuvius: water broke twitch for a sec for me
adurnafricai: let's go pass physically through a boat
Kramburger: Some many gauges and still no Nokia N-Gage SMDH
Nirvana___: The minimap is implying movement
margieargie: Yeah, looking at the minimap there's movement, just sloooow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon You mean thalassophiliacs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WizardOfDocs Fair, the daytime game is very bright
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup,thalasso for short
WizardOfDocs:
hey, at least she can swim
djalternative: Drink salt water? okay
Stormgod519: what if you run into the propeller?
fjordsword: NOT A DROP TO DRINK REFERENCED!!!
ratbabyonline: hey guys? drop a ladder? please?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon Who abbreviates that
Tom_Bruise: and all the hats did shrink, thus making us drop our gemstones and gasmasks
djalternative: can you like, craft and place a ladder?
quasi79fu: fly?
ratbabyonline: the boat? also unaffected by waves
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tom_Bruise Since all our storage was there I guess?
quasi79fu: Jetpack?
Darleysam: you can't gain access to the boat until the community solves the ARG to unlock it
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig idk xD i did
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: boat is also stock still despite these waves
Kramburger: You have to drop onto the boat from the battle bus
djalternative: Bungie also loves bees
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon Oh so it's not a standard abbreviation? Ok
Stormgod519: boooo
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the double vision effect - someone doesn't know how water do
Cptasparagus: whats clipping through your ass?
Shurtal: So is Ben Starr actually the voice of [Redacted]?
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig no it is not haahahaha
LittleVesuvius: @Cptasparagus I think the shorts and the ass are clipping
Stormgod519: swimming into the sand...
TehAmelie: thankfully, we seem to have underwear
AugmentingPath: @Cptasparagus this is my standard conversation opener
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus But it's weirdly grey, I think it's part of the backpack
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Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig let's make it a thing,"wassapp my thalassos!?"
johnnylongtorso: swam so far it's day now
LadyAiluros: Smeg I want to play Marathon so bad, but I'm dealing with family stuff and I don't have time ;;
e_bloc: sounds like there's an event on the horizon
Foxmar320: Sounds like humans
ritchards: This IS Tau Ceti Four!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: remember kids pillage then burn
EvilBadman: And maybe Moths
BurgerGamer: thats how you learn about new cultures
NotCainNorAbel: the British way
Mushbie: and the mega corps are trying to figure out where their money are
quasi79fu: Tau ceti mentioned...Like in PRoject Hail Mary?
letsbelgo: also moths
adurnafricai: oh I know this one! They joined with the nextdoor civilization!
AdamYMHMI: So it's the same plot as the original fallout 76?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @phoenixletmeuseadashd Loot first.
ArdCollider: having deep convos about praxis and smashed windows with Space Kneecap
Foxmar320: But Graham the important question is, are you having fun with Marathon?
ArdCollider: er, _gantry
Strebenherz: what
ghyllnox: ???
djalternative: Did they happen to write Roanoke on a bunch of trees, Graham?
DigitalSeahorse: uh
LittleVesuvius: ???
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e_bloc: it improves the rifling
Stormgod519: man that map loading
johnologue: Oh, right! And the square ones sucked, right?
LadyAiluros: Pardon me?
Cptasparagus: square peg in the body hole?
ratbabyonline: theyre known for their delights
PhorrestGaze: they make a square hole
ghyllnox: Ahhh
Kazman20a: not christians
Shurtal: Were they for Istanbul or Constantinople?
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Natimus_Prime: The round shell goes in the square gun
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Redbassist: Square goes in the square man
bv310: If Turkish Delight is anything to go by, Turks LOVE squares
LittleVesuvius: "descriptions"
ratbabyonline: Machete Weapon is my new OC
KakuEpsilon: Square shotguns should fire bricks
DigitalSeahorse: specifically designed to be cruel
HavenDragon: i love to play basebasll
WearingCats_CwC: No it's just supposed to hurt more. As opposed to good round Christian bullets
ghyllnox:
Graham
johnnylongtorso: that's nobody's business but the Turks'
CodeIndigo: are people even still playing baseblaslle?
adurnafricai: @bv310 I have a terrible premonition of someone providing a fun fact right now
Stormgod519: Basebasll...
Serpens77: the "Square Bullet Killer" is a minor backstory side plot in Disco Elysium
e_bloc: I actually learned the other day that hollow point bullets are actually a better choice in an urban environment as they tend not to pass through objects
Nirvana___: That is going to play havoc with my chiro bills
Dog_of_Myth: Good place for food
Anaerin: Also, the square barrel was curved, so the rounds were more stable than smoothbore muskets of the time.
letsbelgo: thats a lot of weed
TheNerdWonder: are those before or after we invented dumdum ammo?
PhorrestGaze: same as the backpack so it balances
Tom_Bruise: Just strap 20 kilos to your cheekmuscles, the strongest muscles in your body
Kramburger: That's like when my dad casually mention defusing grenades under landmines in vietnam
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Serpens77: (dude was shooting people with *ice cubes*)
Shurtal: Butt smuggling? No, MASK Smuggling is where it's at
Stormgod519: into the square hole...
Thefluffiestguineapig: I continue to ask HOW STRONG IS THIS LADY'S NECK
Fruan: Has this dev ever worn clothes?
johnologue: Their armor's real bulky and their guns are real square...
Foxmar320: That can go in the mask
LittleVesuvius: i don't even want my gas mask to weigh as much as it does (I own a respirator from a previous job)
sephyhallow: That's a saggy gas mask
Foxmar320: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can store 10kgs in your hat
Stormgod519: WHAT?
sephyhallow: Massive hamster cheeks
EvilBadman: Just a cool amount of liquid in your mask
ButButTheJesus: WUZ WUZ WUZ
Diabore: am alex ok?
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Tom_Bruise: Heyheyhey, stuffing stuff in your cheeks works for squirrels, why wouldn't it work for us?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: grass of life, the less-evolved form of tree-of-life from Known Space
ratbabyonline: @Shurtal for some reason they wont let me thru security with my gas mask on
Mushbie: there was also the octagonal bullets used during the American civil war. it was a simpler way of making rifling at the time
Stormgod519: 20 kg in your face...
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Simriel: 420? Blaze it?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ghyllnox:
e_bloc: 20 kg is intent to distribute
lamina5432: 20 kilos of gas is lighter then 20 kilos of stones
tehfewl: i love glasses teacher
Stormgod519:
public_key_reveal_party: I don't recommend the red weed, not worth it
ghyllnox: Skill books, perhaps?
EvilBadman: Don't touch the goblet, it is not the cup or a carpenter
gnyrinn: Those mags are marked 0/30. Are they empty?
LittleVesuvius: sorry do the books give you spells? one said book of magic.
ClodiumSoride: can you read those books? Maybe there's a skill system?
Simriel: I would NOT trust Umberella Weed Strains.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 20kgs in the gas mask, 10kgs in your hat, 5kgs in your glasses
Mattmitchell45: We got like a month to prep for 4/20
Kramburger: Do these devs know how much a Kg is? My glasses couldn't store HALF a kilo
johnnylongtorso: @public_key_reveal_party unless you're a Martian
DigitalSeahorse:
"My neck is so sore!" 
wedge_x: 20 kilos on my face is just Saturday night
Stormgod519: The book of desires?
Stormgod519: did i see that?
ratbabyonline: side bag attaches to the side of the gas mask clearly
ArdCollider: everywhere you don't take your primary bag, clearly
TheNerdWonder: @gnyrinn perhaps they count bullets used?
e_bloc: no the butt is the back bag
Tom_Bruise: Now we're fucking with gas
Juliamon: this game boutta get *good*
DigitalSeahorse: DigitalDrive
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kassbjames: I didn't realize that we were playing a worse and more complicated version of Tarkov...
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e_bloc: we pubg now bois
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger My guess is they do not considering I measure animals in them all day and do medication calculations for them
TheAinMAP:
SquareDotCube: Baseball Blade, for the samurai of the diamond
Stormgod519: oh boy
Scy_Anide: Since when did LRR stream at 60fps?
bv310: The cars popping into the road is incredible
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Warning: Car
Shurtal: now THATS a Scandanavian Flick
CaptainSpam: FIZZICKS
iarethel0ser: Those cars came outta nowhere.
Foxmar320: Worse popin than Sonic Frontiers
Stormgod519: wow this land is flooded
kassbjames: @CaptainSpam With extra fizz
HavenDragon: the pop in is amazing(ly bad)
Stormgod519: this map generation is so bad
Darleysam: they've been fun to watch!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The car pop-in plus glass roads aren't helping you
Orxolon: so imagine there's ppl that play this like there is a meta:"what you have to is find a ".."quick so you can develop your tech to "..."so you shoot faster" hahahaa
wedge_x: face encumbrance
SquareDotCube: I feel like that's a problem(?) with many games as of late, especially if they're not intended to have an end state
iDangero: E G G
ratbabyonline: polygonal egg yum
Tom_Bruise: who keeps shoving all these backpacks in these vending machine?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: 20kgs is a medium large dog
NorthstarTex: Egg
HadesLeprechaun: we're gonna load up all of your gear with junk until you're weighed down like Harrison Bergeron
ratbabyonline: normal vending machine items
Stormgod519: E G G
Thefluffiestguineapig: These people clearly don't realize 1kg is 2.2lbs
kynelwynn: Silent Hill 3, "It's bread."
ButButTheJesus: EBG
AugmentingPath: c h o c o l a t e b a r satisfies
Arclight_Dynamo: God, I remember "bread"
NotCainNorAbel: Why does the sead take 2x2
JadedCynic: there are whole cloves of garlic in my kitchen cupboard
JessieImproved: bulb of garlic is great if you roast it first
ArdCollider: TSA did tell me once, very annoyedly, that people smuggled shit in their P100s all the time, which... that makes it hard to breathe in there?
xantos69: I've got 1663 hours in PUBG. But it was all when it came out and all in third person, so I routinely get cleaned out on community night.
DigitalSeahorse: "It's bread."
KeytarCat: more like BADnage
Stormgod519: where egg go?
ratbabyonline: 6 frames a minute if we're lucky
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact the inventory system just STOPS and the whole game has just decided to end
Foxmar320: Game pls
SquareDotCube: too much cabbage
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Aenir798: Seconds per frame
MacbethSeemsSus: Memory leak?
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AdamYMHMI: I hope you have a bag to pick up after your framerate
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NotCainNorAbel: 1995 gaming come home
LittleVesuvius: oh no you are a glitch
BurgerGamer: is it switching seasons?
Foxmar320: So frame rate is negative
Arclight_Dynamo: Is this thing secretly a crypto miner?
quasi79fu: slideshow
TotallyNotaBeholder: Frame per second or second per frame
ghyllnox: What do you want to bet the bad game has a memory leak
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your frame rate is PowerPoint
7gorobei: memory leak
ratbabyonline: youre turning to mist?
Tom_Bruise: 1 frame per 6 seconds, that's good right?
Orxolon: wtf?
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE HAIR
Juliamon: I'm waiting for it to crash to desktop
Rockario: replaced visual cortex with shotgun
kassbjames: This framerate is brought to you by powerpoint
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Krog am need overclock rate to 2.
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JadedCynic: In the following PowerPoint Presentation, I will show....
dougma: Frame rate:1, what 1 frame a second? no, just 1
DigitalSeahorse: hair physics breaking the game
cmdrzellgaudis watched 80 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
quasi79fu: we broke the game
Omnipotrevor: I wonder if this game might not be optimized
AugmentingPath: is the hair physics the performance drag?
LittleVesuvius: the esc menu appears to crash the game?
SquareDotCube: hair physics decided no
Fanklok: There's no way there's a memory leak
HavenDragon: oh the hair might be the problem. gotta shave your head
Serpens77: unlocked teh Gestral haircut
johnologue: Frames per second: No
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dougma Yup, that's PowerPoint right there
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Memories of installing Oblivion on the home PC, coming out of the sewer and it drops to 5 FPS
TheNerdWonder: can we try turning down the suck?
betweenmyself:
sometimes a dev needs to cap the framerate at 0.001 FPS to set a certain mood 
Foxmar320: EPIC
Metric_Furlong: I'm starting to think this game might not be well optimised
Orxolon: epic
Arclight_Dynamo: "Max FPS: Unlimited" ?!?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: What does FALSE VSYNC mean
ghyllnox: That might work if you had graphics issues before, but it was playing fine until just now
Rockario: all game engines should have a failsafe "greybox" graphics mode, imo
Mattmitchell45: Stage 1 Bayonettosis
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's incorrect, obviously
EvilBadman: @Thefluffiestguineapig I feel you can figure this out
JadedCynic:
if we turn it up to Epic, do we have to pay Tim Sweeney royalties?
an_archist2: What we had before was EPIC view distance???
johnnylongtorso: view distance: epic (except for cars that are only visible from 10 feet away)
LittleVesuvius: I think we might have a broken game
Fanklok: Maybe they just hot patched in DLSS5
Anaerin: All those posts being processed. Fence posts, telegraph posts...
LittleVesuvius: allll that grass physics
Nigouki: have you tried getting a $5,000 graphics card?
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah this looks like a memory leak
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: max fps is right there ¬¬?
xantos69: I think them having the Max FPS being "Unlimited" is ambitious.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus So if we sit Ian down, it flips automatically?
Omnipotrevor: Oh, this is the gameplay
johnologue: @Thefluffiestguineapig All I know is that whatever it is, my GTX 1070 doesn't support it
wedge_x: collapse the false vsync
Rockario: view distance might be a good choice, in case this is a spider faucet situation somehow
Foxmar320: Does this game support DLSS 5?
NotCainNorAbel: @xantos69 It is meant to be umm limited
TehAmelie: with low view distance, do you think we'll have objects pupping up when they're at nose range?
bv310: @Foxmar320 Only if they're not cowards
DigitalSeahorse: infinite fps
bytecaster: Oh, I didn't know it was garbage day today because of busy, what a pleasant surprise!
LittleVesuvius: @TehAmelie what if this makes objects spawn inside you
Rockario:
@TehAmelie pupping up 
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes, but weirdly to "wrong"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I don't know
TehAmelie: popping up, maybe
Tom_Bruise: I personally believe that they're doing a good job accomodating players who want to play Your Game at frame rates above twelve
MrVirite: We sure it's GPU usage causing the lag?
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SquareDotCube: yeah I think the physics is borked
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus That got me
Foxmar320: If the smoke is blue, im sorry
bytecaster: I just came in. The menu has input lag?!?!
megadrivers: it's called Your Game because it's Your Problem Now
betweenmyself: game is mining ALL the bitcoin in the background
MDHWrites: You don't want an excuse to get two new graphics cards and enab- Damnit! Graham beat me to it!
SquareDotCube: it's trying to calculate all the hair colliders
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster The game suddenly REALLY BROKE
TehAmelie: i believe we have a big memory leak
Fanklok: I think you might be able to raise the 40 thousand dollars fora new video card with a kickstarter
Anaerin: @bytecaster The game is currently getting 0.1fps. In the menu or otherwise.
KeytarCat: funny enough, I think alt+F4 might actually be the solution
djalternative: I love the gruntilda meme someone made of DDLS
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm still cackling about sitting Ian down at this game flipping "false VSYNC" to "Wrong Vsync"
bytecaster: @Anaerin A sorry, must be my cursed presence
IsaTheEngie: Did you remember to turn off the spider faucet?
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DigitalSeahorse: nice
Foxmar320: Quality game
Micalovits: Is... Is it a bit coin miner?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was the last game that crashed steam?
ratbabyonline: real neutral bg on the lrr computer these days
ghyllnox: This is classic memory leak behavior fwiw, and you'll know if you play it for about the same amount of time and it does it again
Makoforte: nostalgic blue background....
LittleVesuvius: wait do ALL the zombies just spawn eternally? is that why suddenly the game started lagging?
Diabore: play time 1 minute?
SquareDotCube: he's already dealing with a sick kid
CaptainSpam: Even when it's a bog standard barely-above-tutorial asset flip, there's still new and unique ways for a game to explode before our very eyes!
Mai_Andra: "Women's secret. Tee-hee!"
JadedCynic:
Oh GOD, I was just KIDDING 
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Arclight_Dynamo: Cinematic is epic, but in Cinemascope aspect ratio.
bytecaster: Cinematic sets the framerate to 24
johnologue: "Epic" is for Epic Games
KeytarCat: The frame rate crashed when we interacted with the red bandages
Serpens77: Absolute Cinema
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ritchards: Cinematic means 24 frames a second
Anaerin: Cinematic: It runs at 24FPS *and only* 24 FPS.
johnnylongtorso: for the true W+P experience
Micalovits: Hey, 24 would be an upgrade!
DigitalSeahorse: I have some stickers like that
IanAllenBird: oh I'm late for garbage day
ErynTzun:
Almost missed garbage day. What's in the bin today?
Shurtal: got that grit filter
Thefluffiestguineapig: Slightly less saturated
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the pop in is next level
johnologue: Ah, I missed that *brilliant* intro the first time.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same amount of pop in
HbombAndFriends: Is “Cinematic” also a crappy game company?
Rockario: @ErynTzun Horizon: Zero Quality
Metric_Furlong: @ErynTzun currently: V Gate
Foxmar320: This looks better lol
wedge_x: now we're cooking early access pubg
djalternative: the framerate's already so bad might as well try 24i
DigitalSeahorse: hair is seaweed now
xantos69: It always amuses me to think that those super pro-america stickers are made in China. I just wonder what the people who make them must think.
margieargie: Ah, the graphics for when your computer can't run Crysis
SquareDotCube: it's "sea grass"
Juliamon: A car that may or may not exist
Metric_Furlong: ghost car!
ErynTzun: @Metric_Furlong ty, do I want to know what the V stands for?
WizardOfDocs: so the river goes to the subocean?
LittleVesuvius: surprise, car!
ritchards: it's a quantum car
CaptainSpam: It's there now!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse No hair looks functionally the same, it just looks this way all the time rather than occasionally
DigitalSeahorse: Straw
AugmentingPath: 2 foot pop-in distance let's go
Anaerin: Nah, the "Ocean" is just a single plane at 0m, so any landmass that's below 0m has water on it.
Metric_Furlong: @ErynTzun I don't think anyone knows
Stormgod519: hmmmmm
Foxmar320: I hope we turn around and the car respawns in with new loot
LordZarano watched 230 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Oh thank goodness the motion blur is gone. That was giving me a headache
johnologue: @ErynTzun Not V-Sync
Foxmar320: LOL
DigitalSeahorse:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
ah
AugmentingPath: @ErynTzun The V
ErynTzun: @johnologue lmao
Foxmar320: Always gotta check
ritchards: Dignity intact!
IanAllenBird: lmao
AugmentingPath: stands for vending machine
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the sound it's making when you equip/unequip stuff
IanAllenBird: oh!
LittleVesuvius: i'm sorry what
Fanklok: Butts are ok if its art
ghyllnox: OHNO
Makoforte: D:
Metric_Furlong: oh right!
Aenir798: was that the Russian game?
Strebenherz: what
DigitalSeahorse: oh geez
Foxmar320: I remember that
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Orxolon: what what?
LittleVesuvius: which game was this?
IanAllenBird: oh my god
Metric_Furlong: that thing!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was it the Russian Malwear game
DigitalSeahorse: oh yeah that
Makoforte: that's. kind of terrifying.
morgoth_bauglyr: what
ghyllnox: Ohhh is that what that was from
bv310: Was that the one time when the channel got hijacked
Foxmar320: I was in chat for that.
DigitalSeahorse: I remember that
public_key_reveal_party: I forgot about that!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I forgot about that
DigitalSeahorse: that was hilarious
neisan2112: Oh what?! I've never heard of this wild
ritchards: Pepperidge farm remembers
northos: oh I did not know that happened
Nirvana___: Given the amount of trash you guys have played over the years, it is honestly a surprise you haven't had MORE issues with malware
johnologue: If any LRR show killed the channel, would it be W+P?
ghyllnox:
SquareDotCube: It was two teenage kids
Strebenherz: i don't remember that
Arclight_Dynamo: "Believe me, we already have very low self-esteem."
TehAmelie: they seemed to have thought LRR was the world government
SquareDotCube: 13 or 14
bytecaster: You see, we are nerds
Orxolon: you are cool to me G
ErynTzun: This is a Wendy's not a smarmy screaming channel
Foxmar320: Yeah they must have thought LRR was someone else.
LittleVesuvius: which game was this that did that?
Strebenherz: @Nirvana___ honestly yeah
AugmentingPath: did you keep the vod of the time you got hacked?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You see, this is a channel run by Canadian nerds
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Makoforte: @johnologue I would assume Tinker, Tailor due to Ian accidentally blowing up twitch
IanAllenBird: oh,
Fanklok: Where did you find woman's pants with enough pocket space for 20 kg?
LittleVesuvius: oh hey zombies are just greasy now
djalternative: wait. can you put a backpack in a backpack and stuff it?
DigitalSeahorse: part of me thought it might have been a trolling friend of LRR
Mattmitchell45: I absolutely do not recall this
djalternative: can you nest inventory?
ratbabyonline: its ok they cant enter without permission
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mattmitchell45 This was actually 3 moonbases ago
Metric_Furlong: @Fanklok same place we found a hat that can fit an entire shotgun in it
ritchards: get piped!
Strebenherz: i'm guessing y'all did not keep the vod?
johnologue: Would zombies have really dry skin?
ratbabyonline: oh wow the hair physics
TehAmelie: now we're a rogue dentist
Anaerin: It's a table saw blade (or at least half of one) welded to a pipe.
JadedCynic: "A weapon to surpass Metal Pipe?!?"
Stormgod519: tall zombie
SquareDotCube: Fallout 4 did it, we can do it, right?
IsaTheEngie: Given the chat panel, is this game allegedly multi-player?
Strebenherz: fair?
Juliamon: I think it predated clips
bytecaster: Gotta monetize those chums
CaptainSpam: I do recall the intrusion incident.
Strebenherz: i mean better ot just let it be forgotten
Rockario: I remember when RussianMalware *subscribed*
Omnipotrevor: I remember the malware game, but I don't remember the consequences after
Foxmar320: They didn't have control of the channel for very long either
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, clips are relatively recent
IanAllenBird: f
DigitalSeahorse: was it after Justin TV?
ErynTzun: This certainly does look like a lot of multiplayer games
Mattmitchell45: @Thefluffiestguineapig I have been here since Prayer Warriors! (joking)
Fanklok: I'm like 99% certain that enemy model was a chaos cultist
northos:
Foxmar320: I think it was Paul who fixed it
CaptainSpam: I think if you change your stream key, Twitch kicks off any live streams.
Fruan: Go tilt at them!
TehAmelie: don't tilt, don't tilt
johnologue: For a second, I thought it *wasn't* going to play the voice intro
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mattmitchell45 As someone who actually has been here that long, I'm going to turn to dust now
MacbethSeemsSus: Time to joust!
bv310: Windmills? THEY MUST DIE
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Seems correct
Omnipotrevor: A swiftly tilting alex
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bv310 Let's tilt at them!
JadedCynic: @SquareDotCube "Yeah, our data shows that Fallout 4 identified the core desire of the FPS comminty in firearms: zipguns"
Anaerin: You and whos ass, Don?
MacbethSeemsSus: Which vending machine is Rosinante?
DigitalSeahorse: this feels very bluegrass
public_key_reveal_party: I do kinda want to make a game with one enemy that is a windmill
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, you get Ian for that
korvys: There's a crapshot about that
Foxmar320: Paul would just make a call
NoxStryx: Did they at least wear a Max Headroom Mask?
AugmentingPath: Drop and run? No, shout for Paul
Juliamon: Paul would enlist Ian's help
fastlane250: "Paaaaaaul, someone set up us the bomb!"
Kramburger: Well, there's a crapshot waiting to be written
Jigokuro: I think I was around that long ago, and yeh they just didn't change the password. Very strange.
bytecaster: "Paul, this package says it's a nuclear warhead, can you disarm it real quick?"
SymphonySolstice: pauuuul there's a packet of C4 in the mailbox
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon You and I had the same thought
johnologue: The settlement needs your help
Mattmitchell45:
@Thefluffiestguineapig DB 1 was like one of the first things I used my high school computer for
DigitalSeahorse: Paul just standing there would make it work
AdamYMHMI: The giants helped them drag it there
Stormgod519: L E G
djalternative: You should get Paul working on Antrax antidotes just in case
NorthstarTex: ya don't skip leg day
bv310: Oh yeah, now that's that corpse cauliflower I yearn for
DigitalSeahorse: like him just opening the door and it works
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonySolstice No, they call Alex for that
johnologue: They were wrapped up with all of their earthly possessions
CastleOtranto: A stolen stop sign? This is the dorm room of this universe.
public_key_reveal_party: I prefer the cauliflour made from meat personally
gualdhar: I've heard this background music before
WizardOfDocs: they have the Destiny 2 strategy guide!?
TStodden: I seems each item you're wearing has storage slots.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Seems correct
Fanklok: book of... magic????
IanAllenBird: real
MacbethSeemsSus: What music just kicked in?
NotCainNorAbel: GRAHAM!
johnologue: The water army.
betweenmyself: Paaaaul! We’ve been invaded by Lithuania! “…. Okay.”
RhoxPaperScissors: marines?
Mattmitchell45: Sounded like James Blount for a sec
quasi79fu: music?
Spades_Slicc: Surely the water army would be Marine
Twilight_Spark: The ground army will remember that.
Serpens77: both the Army *and* the Navy hated that.
Darleysam: army has evolved into water army
lamina5432: what is happening with the music
saintguard: Pockets full of cabbages
ErynTzun: My Double Cabbages!!!!one
JadedCynic:
I mean, we call them "the air force" - surely it'd be "water army" 
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ground and air army will remember that
TehAmelie: we were the cabbage man all along!
accountmadeforants: The Warmy
Cptasparagus: is this like TFT? If you get 3 cabbages do you get a 2 star cabbage?
xantos69: "Is that a pair of cabbages in your pants or... honestly I have no idea"
quasi79fu: i heard music didnt I????
johnologue: @Spades_Slicc That's the land navy
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fake pocket?
SquareDotCube: cabbage thighs
Orxolon: pocket cabbage
DigitalSeahorse: water army Marines, Blue army Navy
accountmadeforants: Actually wait yeah why do we call it the Navy instead of the Warmy
Spades_Slicc: @johnologue Oh of course my bad
Foxmar320: Hey chips!
ErynTzun: Jorts cutoffs, when they cut them that high they just look so weird I don't understand the appearl.
djalternative: just give me sounds with the Audio Jungle watermark. I'd take it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would guarantee all of these assets were free
Omnipotrevor: Excited for the Firefly animated series anouncement?
ErynTzun: *appeal
Mattmitchell45: Songs by CHVVVRCS
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is SO SILENT
DigitalSeahorse: your grandpa was rad
Makoforte: wh
Foxmar320: wow
Makoforte: was that music in game
Metric_Furlong:
yeah? well my grandfather was in the naval airforce!
TehAmelie: now we just need a grandpa who was in the ground navy
quasi79fu: banjo?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT oh no
LithelyUnshod: My grandfather was a pilot for the Army
NullColaShip: @Thefluffiestguineapig Except when it isn't
djalternative: and now you play Minesweeper in his memory, right?
LittleVesuvius: someone left the zombie faucet on
DigitalSeahorse:
elkae: not in tents, in fields
SquareDotCube: "aw sick, I love that game"
Driosenth: Alex, they were on boats, not tents, that's infantry
quasi79fu: uhhmm im going crazy..random music
Fanklok: "You can read at a 4th grade level? You're promoted to general"
Arclight_Dynamo: My grandfather changed the Queen's ambulance tire when he was in the army during the war.
GasCityGaming: An uncle of mine had a really good shot and they had him take the sniper test, he threw his shot off during so he wouldn't have to be one.
ratbabyonline: my great grandpa lied about his age for ww1 and arrived right after the allies won
Mushbie: love me some AIR-2 Genie dumb fire 1.5Kt nuclear rockets
korvys: My grandfather drove trucks in north africa in the war for the army
MrVirite: Minesweeper is pretty easy once you learn the rules
NorthstarTex: My grandpa was 81 Airborne, he paratrooped in on D-Day -1 to blow up a bridge
accountmadeforants: The Gravy and the Warmy
Mai_Andra: Dragonsweeper is a banger though.
northos:
my grandfather was in the regular navy
DoodlestheGreat: My grandpa was in WW I
NotCainNorAbel: My grandfather was an auto mechanic and got drafted. So they made him a medic.
e_bloc: I couldn't imagine it now at 41
Dr_fragenstien: isn't the ground navy just the seals?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ground navy and air navy
sephyhallow: Don't forget the Sky Warmen
EvilBadman: You were probably garbage at the game Minesweeper at 23
AdamYMHMI: Everything changed when the fire air force attacked
korvys: The Ground Force
DigitalSeahorse: oh the ground Navy can be the Marines too
WizardOfDocs: fill your boots!
ratbabyonline: FILL YOUR BOOTS WITH EGG
Cptasparagus: EMPTY m4 mags
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ErynTzun: My grandfather was in the ground Navy otherwise known as the Army, the one that did the thing where they shoot the nazis
public_key_reveal_party: So, we have the air army, the water army, the ground army, so all we need is the volcano army now
Mai_Andra: Ah, the old Lead Shoes
an_archist2: a mouse?
DigitalSeahorse: cool
wiganlass: I’ll show my age by grandad was in the RAF during ww2 he was a rear gunner in Lancaster bombers
BusTed: civil engineering of some sort?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ratbabyonline Only after filling your gas mask with E G G
dutchmoose: notices your bridge
JadedCynic:
ErynTzun: Oh you mean Implode the bridge?
epsilon_vee: rapid disassembly
xantos69: I have unbuilt your bridge, please respond.
korvys: I wonder if he ever made jokes about burning bridges
MacbethSeemsSus: Sometimes a bridge needs to go away, REALLY fast
DigitalSeahorse:
SymphonySolstice: civil engineering, and uncivil engineering
betweenmyself:
is it possible the music is actually diegetic to the game world and it simply turns on/off based on our distance from a speaker rather than fading in/out gradually? 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rapid unbuilding and unbuilding of varying safety levels
Anaerin: Not REME.
WearingCats_CwC: Unbuilds your bridgey-widgey UwU
RhoxPaperScissors:
100 Loved both of your work in the crapshoot. That was a delightful vod 
Anaerin: (My Uncle was in REME)
ErynTzun: Oh you mean point the explosion at the other man's bridge lol
PhorrestGaze: spontaneous bridge disassembly is hard work
Kramburger: Can confirm, my dad was a combant engineer in nam. They also clean the water systems and dig up landmines
Arclight_Dynamo: Blow up the German bridge, then build a nice British bridge in exactly the same spot.
ratbabyonline: I had a great uncle who was in the dutch resistance and later ran a particle accelerator in saskatchewan
johnologue: I mean, you've gotta demolish your own bridges sometimes, too
WizardOfDocs: we'll unbuild that bridge after we cross it
DigitalSeahorse:
"You just sunk my battle bridge!"
TehAmelie: sometimes you have to unbuild your own bridge or else it won't be your own bridge
Juliamon: damn that accel tho
LordChrusher: One grandfather was the captain of a corvette in the war; the other was in the artillery
SymphonySolstice: that's a food truck box if I ever saw one
northos: I mean this control doesn't look THAT much worse than pubg
Foxmar320: Red UPS truck
SymphonySolstice: OHGOD
johnnylongtorso: there goes a narwhal!
Strebenherz: 10/10
northos: I TAKE IT BACK
Juliamon:
accountmadeforants:
an_archist2: OKAY
Fruan: Flawless
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeee
Arclight_Dynamo: Postman Pat, no!
Foxmar320: YES!
Makoforte: THERE YOU GO
wiganlass: oooh
Strebenherz: AMAZING
SquareDotCube: Time to perform a heist that's going to go wrong
margieargie: Got there!
LittleVesuvius: congratulations we found the subocean!
JadedCynic: good ol Grumman van...
WearingCats_CwC: Well done
kassbjames: Sub Ocean!!!
Dr_fragenstien: literal sub ocean!
TStodden: Hellow SubOcean!
saintguard:
ratbabyonline: perfection
MrVirite: beautiful
TheAinMAP:
ButButTheJesus: YES HAHAHA YES
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
shendaras:
Strebenherz: YOU'RE STILL FLIPPING
Fanklok: Famously lightweight vehicle those armored trucks are
electra310: We found it!
NimrodXIV: too easy
Orxolon: yesss
Nirvana___: Victory
epsilon_vee: that's how far
eid010n: Into the primordial ocean we go
Foxmar320: FREEDOM
Stormgod519: ITS GOOOD!
iDangero: byeeeeeee
niccus: just comes to you
johnologue: It's so crumpled!
Thefluffiestguineapig: PERFECT
WizardOfDocs: that was quick
fastlane250: It was a sub ocean!
EbDorian:
Sogheim: not fair, too easy
7gorobei: time to ocean record
Metric_Furlong: amazing
NorthstarTex: Sub ocean!
betweenmyself: so dark… so cold…
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bv310: Welp, that'll happen
Metric_Furlong: perfect
LordChrusher: A great grandfather was in the royal engineers
ratbabyonline: and thats the perfect ending for this ame
gnyrinn: How many bridges can an engineer unbuild before he is no longer considered civil?
PhorrestGaze: oh, it got darker
accountmadeforants: It felt your desire
DaFhaye: YOu spin me right round
quasi79fu: we found the sub ocean
Mushbie: the promised land!
ErynTzun:
Great job Alex, 10/10
MrVirite: it knew
ContingentCat: Whoops
quasi79fu: Yay
Inari_Kitsune: Sub Ocean acquired
DigitalSeahorse:
doubledbear: Subocean my old friend
Drasvin: Crash into the ground hard enough to go through the ground
Mai_Andra: Spin it! <TaleSpin Theme plays>
Arclight_Dynamo: Can you get out?
Dr_fragenstien: they forgot about the collision for the other 5 sides of the car
wedge_x: approaching crush depth captain
JadedCynic: and Time to Subocean: mere seconds after trying
Foxmar320: Game was like, "I got you Alex"
ratbabyonline: the windows,,, beautiful
MacbethSeemsSus: The game knew what you wanted
Anaerin: So only the floor of the vehicles has collision. Good to know.
northos: I guess somebody unbuilt that hill
southern_woodsman: Falling down the Mariana's Trench!
Makoforte: postman pat, postman pat, ignores all the clipping on the map
kassbjames: The Sub Ocean found YOU
wiganlass: in the navy
Orxolon: until when?
Nirvana___: This is awfully dark for the sub-ocean
DigitalSeahorse:
Fanklok: This is how you get to Fortnight
Omnipotrevor: Anyone else find that when they are driving in a dream, it always seems to be from the wrong seat? Specifically, one of the back seats.
Fruan: I think the side of the van had no collision? That's what it looked like.
eid010n: Presumably the sides of the van didn't have collision?
Strebenherz: I think that IS the high point yeah
betweenmyself: can you exit the van?
accountmadeforants: Gotta love a game that anticipates what you want
Twilight_Spark: The sub ocean loves you and will come when you call. It misses you.
LordZarano: "V gate; It is an open world game that includes first and third person shooter, survival, exploration, crafting, horror, thriller, team, building, mystery, management concepts and drags you towards different worlds with explorations."
n3ther: Paaaul save us
Thefluffiestguineapig: Universe said "you deserve this"
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ButButTheJesus: and the low point!
ratbabyonline: perfect end
DigitalSeahorse:
ContingentCat: The subocean found you
EvilBadman: So are we in the time stream
bv310: Can you turn on the headlights?
doubleo21: Now you’re in the water army
TheNerdWonder: oh we've joined LRRMans
hwdesperado: High point? Low point. Sub ocean.
KeytarCat: top of truck shouldn't touch ground, so it WON'T
quasi79fu: and here we spin eternally
northos: @Omnipotrevor I don't think I can recall ever driving in a dream
Spades_Slicc: Of course that's the high point: you were on top of a hill
Shurtal: having watch and play on one screen and live sumo on the other is some delightful juxtaposition, i'll tell you what
Darleysam: the trailer implies a lot of story
maclaglen: And twirling, Twirling towards FREEDOM!
Strebenherz: Sub ocean van is absolutely wonderful
johnologue: @LordZarano Wow, it has 20 genres and none of them are done well
Foxmar320: Ahhh the reviews are "Negative"
Anaerin: Wait, did their logo say "DMT PRODUCTION: Better than you think"?!
EvilBadman: 12 reviews
ratbabyonline: they just cut a lot so you dont see the pop ins
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can lie in a trailer, this stream has demonstrated that handily
public_key_reveal_party: what is a pitfall trap if not a section of land where they didn't put a collider on?
Omnipotrevor: These could be fake
Arclight_Dynamo: This music is 100% stolen.
TehAmelie: 1/5 subocean, too easy to get to, dark, bottomless
Scy_Anide: Well...they have a good song (that they almost certainly didn't make or license)
JadedCynic: so it is just Fallout 4
ghyllnox: It includes "management concepts"
MacbethSeemsSus: That guy''s just a vending machine
Makoforte: do you reckon the music will get you copyright claimed later
DigitalSeahorse: you can get a guy
e_bloc: minekraftwerk
Kramburger: Hey how old were you when you lost your V Gate, I was today years old
ErynTzun: PUBG Fortnight Fallout looking game but terrible
Mattmitchell45: One Drone = Arc Raiders
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Profoundly the Fallout 4 we have at home
TheMerricat:
@Omnipotrevor So when I was a child (6-8 years old) I had a reoccurring dream of 'driving' my parents huge boat of a pontiac car from the back seat while ducking down to avoid the sight of the giant crab that was chasing us.
Scy_Anide: I wanna know that song
johnologue: It looks like the trailer of a real game, but without any of the stuff in-between.
ratbabyonline: no, theres machinima
xantos69: I just want to tell you that the latest Crapshot is mind bendingly awesome. Nice job.
Anaerin: I love that the publisher logo is "DMT Production: Better than you think", which we determined was a lie.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I love Shit Grimrock!
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Discount Kill Bill ass trailer
ratbabyonline: now this is gaming
WearingCats_CwC: Blackwooo?
RedAlexxis: Tell don't show time
accountmadeforants: That guy on the title screen looks like he's about to go "Now hear me out!"
ratbabyonline: blackwoob forest
TheNerdWonder: for a second I thought the game had voice acting
Hangedman: this looks like it could actually be great but maybe by accident
johnologue: This wall of text is wretched
ErynTzun: Gandolf's second cousin once removed?
ContingentCat: Oh wow
quasi79fu: elder scrolls one?
Mattmitchell45: The gun kept firing after the man stopped
ErynTzun: This font, it's something
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your DM needed someone to take a weed wacker to his world building he thought was "essential"
Orxolon: i got it i got it,here Jordynne
TehAmelie: this has Castle of the Wind vibes, but i'm gonna bet it won't live up to that clip art game
Arclight_Dynamo: And Wulk Oakcutter~
Nirvana___: I'll bet he does!
Foxmar320: Deeeeep breath in, long sigh out
iDangero: Rince Cannon reads the intro blurb
ratbabyonline: HIffs warehouse?
ErynTzun: What does Garrison Hiff exactly, is it drugs?
northos: Garrison Hiffs with a cheery tune on his lips
Serpens77: do they.... all have the same face?
JadedCynic: so they're all siblings, right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY THIS FONT SO SMALL
MacbethSeemsSus: *immigrant song intensifies*
DigitalSeahorse:
how rogue
Fanklok: Gotta say if there's a significant enough banditry problem that's an issue for the army not some guy from the bar
Stormgod519: 4 dudes, 1 face
johnologue: Wow, those sure are...characters.
SnackPak_: robert plant wrote for this game?
LittleVesuvius: uhhhhhhh i stepped away to put groceries away what game is this
Foxmar320: oh neat
Mattmitchell45: This game came out 11 years and 1 month ago
DigitalSeahorse: it's a maze
ErynTzun: Oh wow, this is frigging 1998 RPG land
DoodlestheGreat: They must be quintuplets.
Nirvana___: Ah yes, the long awaited Dungeon Master sequel
JadedCynic: Dungeon Master/ Eye of the Beholder -like
Dr_fragenstien: so the creatures here aren't just here, they're contracted with the band of thieves
LittleVesuvius: this is definitely 1990s rpg land
RedAlexxis: one of those generic faces sort of looks like Gambit from the X-Men
ratbabyonline: 45 foot away!
Micalovits: Damn, I wanna play some good old Might and Magic suddenly
Thefluffiestguineapig: The oubliette?
quasi79fu: old school
WearingCats_CwC: Our party of four guys with the same face from a 70s hair metal band
KakuEpsilon: This is a hair metal band pre-makeup
LadyAiluros: It wants to be Ultima?
NorthstarTex: "I cast magic missel"
kusinohki: will we meet bulward jeff??
johnologue: 45 foot away
accountmadeforants: All of these faces look like one of those amalgamations of like 100 faces
Strebenherz: oh god this reminds me of an OLD gameboy title
djalternative: You know what? the graphics do fit this kind of game
xantos69: Is this turn based?
kassbjames: Is this just really old Wolfenstein
kusinohki: bulwark
JadedCynic: click on the crossed swords
ratbabyonline: alex is skipping moves oh no
Mattmitchell45: SMOOTH FACE gathering
Anaerin: Right-clicking is skipping.
DigitalSeahorse: they've textured the old maze game from old PCs of yore
TehAmelie: are we a sort of gestalt of the whole party?
TheMerricat:
Chat, these PC's look simultaneously as if they just stepped out of the makeup trailer AND as if they hadn't washed in a year.
Foxmar320: welp
ratbabyonline: now hold on this could be good
ErynTzun: @NorthstarTex where are the Cheetos!?
Arclight_Dynamo: "What if we made Legend of Grimrock... with bad UI?"
LadyAiluros: this is Ultima 6
Simriel: We playing Wizardry or something now?
Omnipotrevor: Okay, as far as genres for an indie dev to make goes, this one seems perfect. Like, just the least ambitious.
Nigouki: boy that sure is audio that got boosted
SymphonySolstice: @TheMerricat this is a hair metal band after 3 months on the road
Brozard: All of these portraits have the aesthetic of "We blended all men from this country together"
Nirvana___: Dude in the top right is giving me serious Chad energy
johnnylongtorso: kids in this channel don't know about Wizardry
lightfut: You must have the dlss5 on
DigitalSeahorse: they're all elves?
Serpens77: @Arclight_Dynamo oh, they didn't stop at the UI
djalternative: DDLS5, Graham
accountmadeforants:
@TheMerricat My thought was the "I averaged out the faces of every character in X" look
Foxmar320: DLSS is ON Graham
Astramentha: DLSS5
DoodlestheGreat: @SymphonySolstice Or a weekend at the State Fair
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nirvana___ They all have big Chad energy somehow
Arclight_Dynamo:
@Serpens77 
ButButTheJesus: i'm off to bed, goodnight folks, tip your local Garrison
JadedCynic:
@Arclight_Dynamo you mean "Dungeon Master" that LoG was based on 20 years later (and with SOOOO many QoL impreovements)? 
Omnipotrevor: The various faces of Danny Sexbang
kusinohki: when did wizardry get an update??
johnologue: All of these characters are like a mirrored gradient
DaFhaye: @ButButTheJesus Have a good one
DigitalSeahorse:
MacbethSeemsSus: I want to highlight "Goblin was deadly wounded"
Simriel: @johnnylongtorso Am I old?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Night! stay safe @ButButTheJesus
Nirvana___: @Omnipotrevor "Even the girl?" "ESPECIALLY the girl!"
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic I mean, my actual point of reference for the genre is Shadowkeep...
ErynTzun: This is Wizardry IX that never happened.
RedAlexxis: very relaxing music for "in a dark cavern fighting doods"
Foxmar320: People make fun of games for having tutorials and then we get games like this
johnologue: Viewing my monitor from a slightly poor angle, it's just a vertical band of light with shadow on either side
JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig no, these siblings arent 'Chads' - they definitely Jacobs, or Ellis's...
LadyAiluros: this is Ultima ...11?
Ace__of__Hearts: dear doctor Graham I assume Subnautica is going to be in Checkpoint this week?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so just to warn you, here is the official FAQ's explaination on how to equip your bow. "Arrows How to equip arrows? Easy! Split up the arrows and put the splitted one into the hand of the character. That way you can also equip the fire arrows."
LadyAiluros: I think the singleplayers stopped adfter 10?
accountmadeforants: @Foxmar320 In all fairness, this game probably had a physical manual
Dr_fragenstien: maybe use bow on monster?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The most recent review says in part " I can't even figure out how to shoot with the bow"
ratbabyonline: >use arrow with bow "I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT"
DigitalSeahorse: can you pick up bow first?
bv310: Get ye flask
eid010n: Equip arrows in the other hand to the bow?
RedAlexxis: fireball@
johnologue: @TheMerricat Easy! Which is why people keep asking.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dread_Pirate_Westley REally?? We've encountered the first review problem already?
MacbethSeemsSus: @bv310 you can not gt ye flask
quasi79fu: wtf lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bv310 You cannot get ye flask
Inari_Kitsune: Cast magic missile!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Same brain cell!
Dr_fragenstien: try using the bow on the goblin?
RedAlexxis: why?
RedAlexxis: that is so fiddly
johnologue: Where are the "hands"?!
Hangedman: one arrow at a time, apparently?
Spades_Slicc: use bow on arrows?
CaptainSpam: I get this feeling this may be more intuitive if you played whatever 80s-era dungeon crawler the devs based this on.
Foxmar320: Goblin is being very kind and waiting
TehAmelie: i can feel the names of the characters. from top left: Chet, Chad, Bob, Eowyn (her parents are hippies)
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun from the FAQ - "Arrows How to equip arrows? Easy! Split up the arrows and put the splitted one into the hand of the character. That way you can also equip the fire arrows."
quasi79fu: instructions unclear....please repeat
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm going to need it 1-1:30 ET time tomorrow fyi
public_key_reveal_party: I love that someone made a turn based RPG inspired by QWOP
JadedCynic: man, I had a whole rhythm for battle in EotB - cursor keys to move focus from character to character, etc
Nirvana___: I have played those old-timey games, and no. No they won't.
Strebenherz: I really didn't expect to see an eye of the beholder gameboy clone, that MANAGED WORSE CONTROLS
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm CACKLING at how unintuitive this is
Arclight_Dynamo: If you want a good one of these, Grimrock.
Hangedman: having played some of the older ones, they were easier to use than this
Ace__of__Hearts: sorry I should say Krafton CEO in Checkpoint not sub nautica itslef
KeytarCat: can you "use" the bow?
DigitalSeahorse: maybe arrows are for more long range
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Legend of Grimrock 1 and 2 are very good
JadedCynic: this is so awkward
ratbabyonline: is a candlewind smoke?
SquareDotCube: Dungeon Master is the classic, Eye of the Beholder is the AD&D-flavored version
ErynTzun: It has been so long since I played one of these games, I seem to remember them being dead simple to fight things.\
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus That's not an issue
Nirvana___: I also saw the Subnautica 2 news, and it is seriously funny
MrVirite: oh, is it split the stack into ONE arrow and equip it? I hope not
accountmadeforants: There are *two* Persona games like this (for the DS) and they're kinda fun.
Strebenherz: Okay, has anyone in chat played the gameboy advance game eye of the beholder? It's remarkably similiar to this style of 3d click and point, but they took that and made it WORSE. How?!
Hangedman: i think it is, unfortunately
northos: @ErynTzun yeah you would really think that one of the appeals of this genre is that it should be *simple* to engage in combat
bv310: @ratbabyonline If Elton John is to be trusted, a candlewind is how Princess Diana lived her life (this is a long-walk joke)
Hangedman: the Etrian Odyssey HD remasters are great (and so are the originals)
djalternative: I think you need to split a single arrow from the whole stack?
hwdesperado: Wait, is is Split *1* arrow and use?
Mazrae: Kind of reminds me loosely like wizardry 8
TheMerricat: You have split the arrows into one arrow before you attempt to use it. I think it's trying to indicate you can't throw the whole stack.
eid010n: Do you need to split an arrow out of the quiver?
ratbabyonline: @bv310 SOOOOOOOO TRUE
MrVirite: oh no
HadesLeprechaun: The Dark Spire is also a suuuper retro one of these on the DS is very difficult but has impeccable style and great music
SquareDotCube: @Strebenherz Because it's originally mouse-based and real-time and not accounting for a button interface is no bueno
northos:
margieargie: Wow.
DigitalSeahorse: common
NorthstarTex: wut.
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't wait for you to figure it out then find out there's a skill mechanic for bows
e_bloc: narrator voice: it was that difficult
ratbabyonline: can you fire a half arrow
DigitalSeahorse:
SquareDotCube: The also ported Eye of the Beholder to SNES and it has the same problem with real-time
Hangedman: phenomenal
JadedCynic:
(Bartleby voice) "Oh, I assure you it can be harder...."
accountmadeforants: @Nirvana___ The fact that it took them like two months from the start of the trial to "yeah no you did *all* the crimes" is genuinely incredible
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh but it is, anyone else play the Hitchhiker's guide text adventure? THAT GAME IS EASIER THAN THIS
betweenmyself: Manual Bow Reloading! I’M SO FUCKING IMMERSED RIGHT NOW!
ContingentCat: Wow
KakuEpsilon: Phantasy Star 1 for the SMS does this for dungeons and its kinda sick
SymphonySolstice: expolded
Foxmar320: Nice!
TehAmelie: roasted!
RedAlexxis: Fire!
DigitalSeahorse:
iDangero: o7
electra310: That goblin's whole career is over
HadesLeprechaun: all of these character portraits kinda look like different era of Dan Avidan
ErynTzun: @ErynTzun Is it lightning bolt or Lightening Bolt? :]
johnologue: @accountmadeforants I need to check this now
DigitalSeahorse:
bv310: @HadesLeprechaun Oh god they do
northos: Garrison Healor
ErynTzun: that was not meant to be a replly
TheMerricat:
@LoadingReadyRun also from the FAQ, no map because that''s how the old games did it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cast fireball, no I don't care where everyone else is positioned
Arclight_Dynamo: "Like in classic games of the genre, you need to map by hand!" No, you don't know how to implement an automap.
ClodiumSoride: maybe this is one of those games that expects you to make your own map on graph paper
Foxmar320: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:
RedAlexxis: wot?
TheNerdWonder:
@Thefluffiestguineapig sure, until you realize you forgot to pick up a tool somewhere along the line
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat OH FUCK OFF, Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green has a map
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig eye of the beholder for gameboy advance released in 2002. it has much worse graphics, but somehow, is more intuitive
TehAmelie: hey, our wizard has healing spells? that's the most OP wizard ever
Foxmar320: Just a wet fart in the wind
Strebenherz: THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER. MAPS EXISTED
ErynTzun: That's utter bullhockey
CaptainSpam: The Old Country™
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat I can assure you that's NOT how they did it - the era of drawing your own map was quite short...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheNerdWonder Oh, I was counting that
TheNerdWonder: @Thefluffiestguineapig heh
betweenmyself: I had to suffer as a child so now you should too.
TheMerricat: TBF to this game, this is extremely faithful to the old Dungeon Master asthetic in mechanics.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic And for very specific games THAT WERE NOT LIKE THIS
Brozard: There's enough game players who can't distinguish between difficulty and bad design
ratbabyonline: it was nice of the goblins to wait single file
TheMerricat: It's just that no one today would enjoy playing Dungeon Master.
Hangedman: most of them after Wizardry had an automap spell or something of the sort
ArdCollider: it's just swapped cyan for poop brown.
Dr_fragenstien: DOOM had a map. This game has no excuse
doubledbear: Sometimes old games didn't have maps cause they couldn't fit on the disk so they printed you a map.
public_key_reveal_party: so many developers also apparetly subscribe to the kathleen devere "live and don't learn" technique
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
RedAlexxis: Navigating the interface is the real battle
Nirvana___: Dungeon Master was almost impossible to play at the time. 10 year old me loved the idea, but always hit a wall of bad gameplay
v_squid: Probably need to click potion on mouth idon.
JadedCynic:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Eye of The Beholder had both a 'local map' visible on the main screen, and a seperate map screen...where you could make annotations that was 1991
ErynTzun: This is so finicky
MrVirite: it's dark
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Again, my reference to the first Pokemon games having a map stands
TheMerricat: Try splitting the stack then moving it.
JadedCynic: @Nirvana___ DM was the inception, and then every game that came after innovated
TehWERR: put it in his mouth
betweenmyself: do you have to transfer it between each character’s inventory before use?
ErynTzun: what on earth is the little + for then?
Dr_fragenstien: do you have to split it?
public_key_reveal_party: I just picture your warrior rubbing the glass potion bottle against his face
TehWERR: next to the hunger bar
Dog_of_Myth: hahahha
Nirvana___: AWESOME 10/10
xantos69: Ok, I kinda love that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: AUGH
LilyOfTheVeil666: LMAO
Hangedman: collaborative effort
accountmadeforants: Incredible interface design I love it
letsbelgo: potion go in mouth. Not ointment silly
CaptainSpam: Okay, now this is becoming hilarious.
Metric_Furlong: IMMERSION
johnnylongtorso: here comes the airplane
prince_infidel: Dear F-ing LORD
Brozard: Immersive gameplay
Strebenherz: GOD WHY
SymphonySolstice: oh I kinda hate that
frank_the_great: I thought you were supposed to play bad games on this show?
JKBalch: MOUTH
v_squid: That's from Dungeon Master (1984)
epsilon_vee:
@Brozard
korvys: Look, this is bad, but also a little bit charming
Brozard: L I P S
bv310: Better hope you don't find any suppositories or you'll get that TOS violation after all
Strebenherz: If i can forcefeed the potions let me forcefeed coins
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, 0/10 can't make them eat any items besides potions
Anaerin: Bow is a two-handed weapon?
Hangedman: it's totally possible to lean into some of the classic jank without making it a big ol pain in the butt
ratbabyonline: @Strebenherz here comes the airplaaaaaaaaaaaaane
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz You and I had the same criticism
ErynTzun: cant even tell are there character classes?
MrVirite: 3 mana bars
margieargie: Top right has a mana bar too it looks like
ladyjessica: that guy in the portraits looks familiar
KeytarCat: garrison has mp
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig dwarf fortress coin danger room go
HadesLeprechaun: @ladyjessica they're all Dan Avidan from Game Grumps
Dr_fragenstien: the missed arrow has phyics XD
kingandcommoner: Ah yes, my favorite band consisting entirely of bassists from other bands
ErynTzun: Yes Mario64 had the best camera why don't we do that anymore? /s
Brozard: It's a trick; get an axe
Kasran: we can't approach the goblin because we're too tsundere. we can't make it think we like it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would throw salt at her to make sure she wasn't a fucking demon and do a couple other checks
TehAmelie: stab first, get quest information later, right
TehWERR: I really like the enemy variety.
Hangedman: "This is Ulif's closet"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Brozard The amount I say this in my head is quite a lot
QuantumTwitch: Soo many eye of the beholder vibes
kusinohki: random thought - the fighting fantasy/choose your own adventure type books adam read on dice friends converted into a point and click game like this (I'm sure it's been done)
Astramentha: bless u
MacbethSeemsSus: "Doctors hate her"
JadedCynic: Alex have an allergy to this stuff?
ErynTzun: I just keep going left until dead end
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
PhorrestGaze: are apples the theme of tonight's games?
TStodden: If there an automap option here?
korvys: This game seems surprisingly functional (they have chosen some terrible functions, but they work)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki No, because the great illustrations wouldn't be as fun
sporkraptor: the legend of canoewino
johnnylongtorso: three goblins in a trenchcoat?
Micalovits: A angry goblin!
DigitalSeahorse:
hug a wall 
betweenmyself: would be easier to follow if there was some form of turning animation
ErynTzun:
A big scawy 
Brozard: Wait, they actually animated an arrow bouncing off of these guys? Incredible
Diabore: this game seems actually not bad
Yoshi_Gal: Three goblind
Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys I would argue only sort of? Because the functions are not evident
theflamealpha: that fire spell sounded like piss
TehAmelie: *sings Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat*
MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized the game's subtitle implies this is, or will be, a series
Diabore: comparatively i should say
sporkraptor: so they're an adventuring party of identical quadruplets?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game seems not fun to play but boring because nothing happens
frank_the_great: What is there to improve?
CaptainSpam:
No. Nostalgia MUST be preserved! 
ErynTzun: They look like an 80s hair band
letsbelgo: CURSED
djalternative: how is there not a fire magic called slow roast? broil your enemies
public_key_reveal_party: "live and don't learn"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I discovered "bone smashing"
QuantumTwitch:
like old games you must map yourself, this is why square papers where invented 
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Legend of Grimrock is the good version of this.
Yoshi_Gal: Three goblins and a biggun is my favourite movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH GOD WHY
xantos69: If this is them looks maxing, I'm sad for them.
prince_infidel: Bone smaxhing?
JadedCynic: The party is a 90's L.A. hair-metal band
johnologue: "I want to make THAT" and do your own thing on top of it? "NO"
Makoforte: i can't believe people invented retrophrenology
SquareDotCube: more like vaselinemaxxing
Nirvana___: But the skulls insides are clearly on fire, so maybe he is ok?
public_key_reveal_party: instant boneathon
CaptainSpam: Oh crap, you've got a Terminator in your party now!
TehAmelie: someone said they look like they both haven't bathed in a year and had professional makeup done
JadedCynic: DEAD
sporkraptor: welp
Astramentha: o7
ratbabyonline: F
LittleVesuvius: oops tpk
KakuEpsilon: Bonesmashing is so cringe.
DigitalSeahorse:
SymphonySolstice: F
ErynTzun: oh there was a continue
NorthstarTex: is that a F
Kasran: wulk was DEADLY wounded. your chance of winning DRASTIC go down
Strebenherz: norted. shadow realmed. sent to the subocean.
MrVirite: step one, turn around and leave?
JadedCynic: so...for the 'Rogues of Blackforest', I saw a lot of humanoids.
sporkraptor: well this game is an extravagant adventure for the senses
Thefluffiestguineapig: AUGH FUCKING WHY
xantos69: Well G I can't speak for you, but my pouch is very personal and I'd prefer you don't talk about my quiver.
LittleVesuvius: can you eat to heal?
sporkraptor: does your pouch quiver?
Simriel: I cast Regular Missile
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Arclight_Dynamo: "You're coming to Scarborough Fair? Problematic..."
ErynTzun: keep ye quivering to yon self
KakuEpsilon: @MrVirite That makes me think of the shitpost of a game called "Not Treasure Hunter" which doing that kills you
DigitalSeahorse:
a lowly turtle greets you in the tunnel
djalternative: oddly, tastes like chicken
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Will you be a true love of mine" oh hard pass
Hangedman: look, i just enjoy Bayonetta games
ratbabyonline: "please stop walking into the moonbase and declaring it smells like goblin"
ErynTzun @DigitalSeahorse gives turtle a lettuce leaf
Foxmar320:
JadedCynic: Name - irrelevant; character art - literally useless as they're indistinguishable from one another, game mechanics - dated, UI - BEYOND DATED (how much did you pay for this? You could buy older games of this sub-genre from one of the ghouls wearing the skin of Atari for the price of a coffee...
ratbabyonline: this exact game but its set in the moonbae
sporkraptor: deadly wounded
ratbabyonline: *moonbase
Serpens77: I don't think this game is good at this game
DoodlestheGreat: We lost the drummer!
Hangedman: i wonder if the healer guy can revive the dead for a single coin
ErynTzun: I don't think this is a game, we can't even walk forward.
KakuEpsilon: We are so cooked
sporkraptor: this game is approximately quarter assed
ghyllnox:
LittleVesuvius: uhhhhh
Foxmar320: Perfect
Dog_of_Myth:
Drasvin: XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Asks the turtle if they would like to pass or need light
TehWERR: PERFECT
Nirvana___: He is undeaded!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pffffffffffft
LittleVesuvius: oh shit revivify!
Arclight_Dynamo: Smash cut to bleached white blond.
xantos69: Your power is growing.
ErynTzun: Level up Learned how to Rez
NorthstarTex: hell yea!
Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse:
@ErynTzun the turtle noms the lettuce and give you a cup of health
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bv310: Moving him to the frontlines kills him again, clearly
iarethel0ser: Only Mostly dead.
Dr_fragenstien: they're starving, they revived with an empty belly
JadedCynic: when performing a UI action seems like defeating the densest of puzzles
MacbethSeemsSus: Indeterminate skull
sporkraptor: haahahaaa
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I grew up no knowing Scarborough fair. I first thought it was talking about the disputed Scarborough Shoal in the South China Sea
betweenmyself: poisoned?
NorthstarTex: Schrodinger's Party Member?
djalternative: necromancy!
TehWERR: he's a skelyman now
johnologue: Is he only dead from the perspective of specific party members??
Nirvana___: It said in the section below that a party member was starving?
DigitalSeahorse:
LittleVesuvius: you got a note he is starving?
Strebenherz: @JadedCynic re:dated ui. like i've been rambling earlier. there's a gba game i played a lot of from 2002. horrible graphics, but more functional UI which I did NOT expect to see. Same rough gameplay of point and click maze dungeon vibes.
ErynTzun: @DigitalSeahorse awww thank you turtle.
TehAmelie: are you a secret skeleton, Chad? you gotta tell us if you're a skeleton
LittleVesuvius: how, hes dead?
Foxmar320:
sporkraptor: it wasn't exactly thriving before
Nirvana___: I think he was hungry
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is different from how you normally break the games
public_key_reveal_party: just holding a skeleton in front of you to draw aggro
KakuEpsilon: Is Magic Bread that glitchy STALKER item Alex was talking about earlier
MacbethSeemsSus: I love they got that fire asset in 2002 and refuses to stop using it
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: fall down, man? Isn't that that band with the really long song titles?
johnologue: @JadedCynic Dated implies this was ever an acceptable way to interact with information on a screen.
JadedCynic:
@Strebenherz oh yeah, legend of grimrock was a GOOD homage to the style of game and that's old enough now to be cosidered 'retro'
Metric_Furlong:
but RNG adds variance
sporkraptor: this game isn't meant to be "fun" obviously
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz I think there are things that can be learned that weren't taken forward (*ie the Deadspace line) that could help developers take risks in games
Anaerin: Other mechanics are available, namely "Mike and the"
Arclight_Dynamo: So the issue with the game is that it thinks the combat is interesting. In good games like this, the exploration is more important, and the combat is much more dynamic.
JadedCynic: Personally, I disagree with that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the dice rolls are loaded
kusinohki: "so rolling a die and losing a turn is your idea of fun?" - board game death match??
Foxmar320: Uhhhh
NorthstarTex: o7
Strebenherz: @JadedCynic eye of the beholder was the game i was thinking of actually. I'll have to check out legend of grimrock
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's "dead"
Foxmar320: The dead are fighting
NorthstarTex: correction: o7?
QuantumTwitch: He is diffrent kind of dead
xantos69: You thought something small like "Being Dead" would stop me?
MacbethSeemsSus: What is death, really
DigitalSeahorse:
@ErynTzun turtle nods and slowly wanders away
CaptainSpam: As usual, the mage is utterly useless without MagicJuice.
JadedCynic: @Strebenherz it's quite good
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: but I'm objectively wrong so I'll just leave.
sporkraptor: you cannot kill the Identical Adventurers in any way that matters
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Ok, you accidently did a necromancy.
TehWERR: is he hungy? you're not you when your hungy
JadedCynic: wow. this is SO BAD
Makoforte: skeleton man.......
ErynTzun: They clearly don't know you to use hover text to instruct what things do
Dr_fragenstien: they're starving
Nirvana___: They are starving!
Makoforte: they're starving
Anaerin: They're "Starving".
margieargie: They're out of hunger
niccus: this adventurer is now aware of their skeleton
Nirvana___: It says it in the bottom
TehAmelie: it feels like this dev was a DM who was fired after running Temple of Elemental Evil too many times and then turned to videogames
public_key_reveal_party: They are starving apparently
northos: Schrodinger's Adventurer
LittleVesuvius: they are starving to death
Makoforte: the text says '2 party members are starving'
kusinohki: *sheepishly admits* never watched TTDM, just remember graham talking about it and that quote stuck
JadedCynic: they don't have any mana...did we just load a savegame?
NorthstarTex: they are back, for real, I think
Nirvana___: They are still starving
Thefluffiestguineapig: Need to give them food
DoodlestheGreat: Starving guys.
Nirvana___: You need to feed them
ContingentCat: They got better (for now)
TehWERR: they hungy
LittleVesuvius: feeeeed themmmmm
Drasvin: They're hungry
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they might hunger for flesh
LittleVesuvius: alex
7gorobei: feed me seymore
LittleVesuvius: feeed theeem
AdamYMHMI: We've got a class 5 party here. Full containment
sporkraptor: your blorbos are too weak to open chest
Nirvana___: You have starved them to death, resurrected them, and starved them again, SO MANY TIMES!
ghyllnox: It's at least functional?
xantos69: Ok, but of the games on watch and play... this one is at least technically gameplay.
kusinohki: "this chest is too strong for you traveler"
I_Am_Clockwork: I just got here, we playing Might and Magic 3? /jk
KeytarCat: It's a decent bad game
ErynTzun: Someone who lived through the 80s and 90s games like this but doesn't remember them very well, and also doesn't read reviews.
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ContingentCat: What was the review?
sporkraptor: it's boring, glitchy, and horrible, but it's at least [something]
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm actually going to say, if this is someone's first game for class, this is great. Don't sell it.
bv310: @Nirvana___ If you give an adventurer an apple, they're probably going to ask for some peanut butter, and we haven't invented that yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is functional
ErynTzun: @I_Am_Clockwork Wizard-don't IX
NoxStryx: You are doing your own garbage mining? Did the inbox run dry?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun if it were a tad more polished, this would be my jam. I love games in the form of the uld Dungeon Master game from FTL Games, like Grimrock.
ShaneLeeAtk: 1638154
Anaerin: 18292597
Kasran: logging out of a chat app *is* a defensive action, to be fair
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NoxStryx I keep asking that
BusTed:
LittleVesuvius: this game has a hunger meter i see
Nirvana___: 37664849
ErynTzun: ICQ had the funny giggle. I remember mine too and it's still on my LJ I don't use probably.
e_bloc: 53218065
Nirvana___: And also, please feed your people. That is why they keep dying
I_Am_Clockwork: @ErynTzun XD
iarethel0ser: 8675309
prince_infidel: 8675309
glitched_goddess: I didn’t have any friends so I never had to remember my icq lol
bv310: JENNY!?
iarethel0ser: @prince_infidel Braincell!
SquareDotCube: his geocities page
OutOfSpaceAndTime: @TheMerricat And Grimrock had things like ideas and quality of life stuff.
MacbethSeemsSus: wait, I just realized the subtitle on screen isn't the same as the game page
kusinohki: I barely remember my home phone number from growing up. I had to remember the pattern
Anaerin: 2 Party Members are starving. Got any food?
SymphonySolstice: I still have a landline. I don't realy know why
LittleVesuvius: I never had an AIM acct haha huh the goblin movement range is 9ft?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I remember my first house landline but not the second
ErynTzun: My Grandparents had a very easy to remember landline number, I wish my uncle was able to get it before someone else did so it kept on being a number to use.
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't use ICQ
DarthRagnar815: We still have our landline due to aging relatives.
TehAmelie: i never got into ICQ cause my parents used it so i felt it was uncool
sephyhallow: That man sounds like a terrorist
Foxmar320: My friend group used MSN messenger
LittleVesuvius: we dont have a landline because it didnt come with the apt
QuantumTwitch:
to old
ContingentCat: Oh god
ErynTzun: I played City of Heroes on dial up at first. Launch day it was 1 frame a second.
SymphonySolstice: yeah
Strebenherz: oh god
MacbethSeemsSus: This game came out a few months before Witcher 3 for context
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
NoxStryx: For "EP5 Ducks" did you ask Bradley Rains to make something that sounds like "Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root"?
Micalovits: Skill issues
LittleVesuvius: hungry heroes dont aim well graham
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, my family had a fax machine in the house my dad used for his business
maxlethebeast: I remember "get off the internet I need to use the phone."
TehWERR: Fire arrow are great verses old ladies
Foxmar320: I remember playing PSO on Dreamcast and mom picking up the phone and kicking me off
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I bet this uses THAC0
ContingentCat: Oh god yeah the fax
Inari_Kitsune: Weirdly my dad worked for the phone company so we had a dedicated line for my PC since 1990.
LittleVesuvius: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa ok i picked up baldurs gate enhanced edition recently and it somehow made me better at Lancer
TStodden: Around the turn of the millenium, I had to use a multi-IM program like Trillian to keep in touch with everybody without killing my PC resources.
GasCityGaming: I remember keeping track of dial-up hours on a paper next to the pc, we had 30 hours a month.
xantos69: So the ability to beat this boss is only in the DLC.
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DigitalSeahorse: get off the net I need to make a call
SymphonySolstice: absolute doggo turds
ErynTzun: A break for a clense
TehAmelie: at least one attack in 20 has to hit, dangit
glitched_goddess: I just remembered the other that Otzi the Iceman was originally discovered in 1991, so a gigantic core of chacolithic age knowledge is less than 40 years old
I_Am_Clockwork: I am at least one of those things!
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Go to the
Makoforte: what about those watching in limbo.....
LordZarano: "The Legend of Candlewind: Nights & Candles returns to the traditions of old role-playing legends. Go up against the forces of evil in hand-drawn dungeons, step by step. Following in the footsteps of classic dungeon crawlers, players will take part in turn-based battles that will put their skills to the ultimate test."
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I was around during the dialup days but my dad worked in the tech industry so we had multiple computers in the house and DSL from really early on
public_key_reveal_party: I'm watching in a superpostion of the two
kassbjames: o7
Nirvana___: I like how the 'boss' was the backsplash on the store - it might be the last encounter in the game so they made it impossible
ErynTzun:
Foxmar320: Return fluids or get new fluids
Thefluffiestguineapig: Swap limbs, do some fluids
KeytarCat: first wall at a decent point
ContingentCat: o7
e_bloc: watching dead went on a few seasons too many
JKBalch: What about us watching as undead? Reg Shoe did not un-die for this discrimination!
kusinohki: I'll try resurrecting myself with an apple...
MacbethSeemsSus: To those dearly departed: you can be watching something better in the afterlife right?
KeytarCat: she says, coming from a bad games tournament vod
DigitalSeahorse:
those watching dead
Pheonix888: Wasn't there a very good game on win 95 called something like Castle of the Winds?
I_Am_Clockwork: watching that DID make me want to reinstall old Might and Magic, or maybe Legend of Grimrock again
LittleVesuvius: welpmy wifi just glitched and twitch started ads, are they still going or is this a break?
TehAmelie: it was on Win 3 even!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @LittleVesuvius Break!
TehAmelie: very basic dungeon crawler, which was unique for its time
ErynTzun: My first internet experiences where at someone else's college lab or staying late after work to use the computer.
Sethalidos: @Pheonix888 yes i LOVED THATGAME
LittleVesuvius: @Thefluffiestguineapig ty!
Sethalidos: Gah sorry cat
TehAmelie: the heartbreaking part was only having chapter 1, cause where can you even buy games?
DigitalSeahorse:
so quiet
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie you can download the full game for free now
MacbethSeemsSus: I was lucky internet wise, our neighborhood was a priority getting dedicated internet lines in because there was a spy agency in it.
JessieImproved: g'night chat, catch ya in the vods
CouldntPickAUsername: I've played old RPGs there were definitely some that had maps
TheMerricat:
@I_Am_Clockwork Not only am I reinstalling Grimrock, but I'm double checking that I have the Dungeon Master remade in Grimrock workshop item installed.
DigitalSeahorse:
johnologue: @MacbethSeemsSus Did people...know?
DigitalSeahorse:
ErynTzun: The first role-playing game of sorts I played the crap out of was Starflight for Sega Genesis. I still have my Genesis, and when I worked for EB I got the other two versions since someone traded them in.
johnologue: I mean I guess spy agencies have known locations
MacbethSeemsSus: @johnologue Lol, they briefly had a sign in front. But the big building with satellite dishes and no windows was never a secret.
an_archist2: The sun?
Driosenth: The Evil Day Star?
CouldntPickAUsername: This is reminding me of a more recent game called Stoneshard where the players in the steam community were so freaking mad at the idea of adding a map marker.
Strebenherz: what
IanAllenBird: jnhbjnnhb
SymphonySolstice:
ErynTzun: lolol
Astramentha: ……….wut
LittleVesuvius: lolol
Scarbble: lmao
an_archist2: Relax.
DigitalSeahorse:
quasi79fu: what?
TehAmelie: i thought you were thinking of the air navy
quasi79fu: hahahahaaahahah
HadesLeprechaun: Routine demonstrated the moon was definitely not Relax
LittleVesuvius: famous last words
JadedCynic:
Alex!
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ClodiumSoride: relax, don't moon it
kassbjames: Alex... really?
QuantumTwitch: Famous last words
TheAinMAP:
bv310: That's a layup for Jordynne
Sethalidos: Horror invoked
e_bloc: i totally forgot I got my hat, toque and mug in the mail today
quasi79fu: he says it now
public_key_reveal_party: you're welcome jordynne in other words
ErynTzun: could be worse could be a very round asteroid coming your way
Inari_Kitsune: Famous last words
Yoshi_Gal: How bad could me be
SymphonySolstice: that was portugese flag btw
northos: NEW GA
Nirvana___: Well I know *I* feel more relaxed now
DigitalSeahorse:
johnologue: but what if there was suddenly a hole cut out of the circle?!
Strebenherz: I think your best "this couldn't possibly" is still that moment in Spud
eid010n: NEW GALOAD
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is this screen saver background
kynelwynn: Whys it so wibbly?
e_bloc: is this the moon: relax, or the moon, relax
Arclight_Dynamo: Moon facts!
public_key_reveal_party: why didn't they install steadycam on this menu?
Veraphage: The moon relax? Yeah, I sure hope it does.
Astramentha:
relaxed already
Thefluffiestguineapig: The subtitles are SO TEENY
ghyllnox: Dot T
ErynTzun: Is this an AI voice
Nirvana___: This is a lot of lore to dump on us right from the start
Rockario: miniscule subtitles
Kasran: our heads dot t h e
Anaerin: "Dot tee aitch ee"
lightfut: Sure seems AI
KakuEpsilon: A routine like?
gsyhiap:
Twilight_Spark: X to doubt.
Sethalidos: that is TTS
LathosTiran: lore dump ahoy
quasi79fu: big words
bubba0077: #SubscribeMoonFacts
I_Am_Clockwork: In this 12th grade presentation, I shall...
ani_laurel: is this the wikipedia page for the moon?
kassbjames: Did Graham coach this narration?
quasi79fu: Helllp
Scy_Anide: Peak subtitles for ants
Omnipotrevor: @ErynTzun Or even just text to speech
ghyllnox: astronafts
Nirvana___: #UnsubscribeMoonFacts
Anaerin: Fuel dot many
WokenClick: at least it isn't in tiktok voice
Twilight_Spark: Astro my gnats.
TehAmelie: is this For All Mankind: the game?
TheNerdWonder: take a breath, dude!
ratbabyonline: @WokenClick no wait i want this now
LittleVesuvius: I cannot understand the voice over
quasi79fu: zzzzz
margieargie: IT's... it's pronouncing the periods as "dot"
TheMerricat:
Take a breath man, RELAX.
quasi79fu: I feeellll asleeep
quasi79fu: Is this going to be on a test?
ErynTzun: @Omnipotrevor Yeah it does feel more TTS, they're bad at mispronounciation.
saintguard: What...what are astronafts
Cptasparagus: woah black betty, astronafts
TehAmelie: John Madden, John Madden
Its_VeeBot: Microsoft Sam is trying
bv310: Yeah, this is heirloom artisanal slop voiceover
LordZarano: Clearly Europe street lights... on the moon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh the TTS from misspelled words is often hysterical
Nirvana___: Man I LOVE me some metrics
TheMerricat: The Moon, RELAX!
Rockario: oh god, post-processing may have been a mistake
LittleVesuvius: I got 'astronaft' and a bunch of mumbling on my end due to my AC unit. we're in a huge heat wave rn
ratbabyonline: this is what neil armstrong experienced
ghyllnox: It's a *type* of AI, but not current-iteration genAI
ErynTzun: They're bad a pronouncing things, but often times in a funny way.
Twilight_Spark: An AI would write more cohesive text.
gsyhiap: All your Q button are belong to us
public_key_reveal_party: football!
DigitalSeahorse:
Scarbble: mama mia, papa pia
Thefluffiestguineapig: "the METRICS" which ones "I said the metrics"
Artificer0: metrics!
MacbethSeemsSus: Holy HUD batman
Metric_Furlong:
@Nirvana___ thanks, we like you too
IanAllenBird: oh yartz city
TehWERR: The moon, relax
LittleVesuvius: text to speech is quite useful and is used by screen readers
bv310: This is simply too many things to know
Makoforte: it didn't say WHICH moon
ghyllnox: Minor Energy Leak Detected (Relax)
GasCityGaming: Ah the rare Luna-centric model
ratbabyonline: galaxy is shrinking
northos: welcome to the latest edition of "writers don't know how big space is"
Bruceski: They said the Moon, they never said OUR Moon.
Wizzo1138: System: NORM
ErynTzun: are we in a compressed galaxy?
Rockario: the post-processing makes this lookk like a menu screen, rather than you are in the game
Anaerin: There's a house icon on the compass at the top.
TheAinMAP: Who knew space wasn't spacious?
MacbethSeemsSus: Tensors?
kynelwynn: Oxygen and nutrition sure are ticking down fast
dougma: PoI on top of bar
Its_VeeBot: @Wizzo1138 Nooooorm!
e_bloc: holy shit the friday nights playmat might be the greatest art ever
Thefluffiestguineapig: The cycling menu things on the left is baffling
Metric_Furlong: aeiou
I_Am_Clockwork: does the moon really have this much rubble lying around?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ohhh, this is an adaptation of A World Out of Time by Larry Niven, where Earth has been moved into Jupiter's orbit to escape the expanding sun
MacbethSeemsSus: Battery: IOR
Foxmar320: This is a strange Astroneer mod
ErynTzun: In space no one can hear you scream
margieargie: unsubscribe moonfacts
northos: !unsubscribe interesting facts
IanAllenBird: because I would die on the open moon
ghyllnox: Air, or gases
DigitalSeahorse: John Madden
Strebenherz: "there is none of this on the moon"
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a HARD hard cut, also do the things on the left and right mean nothing and the only meaningful things are along the bottom?
Megaparsec256: this is truly a moonfacts game lmao
Astramentha: unsubscribe moon facts
Arclight_Dynamo: I like to think these popups are blasted onto the inside of your space helmet visor, blinding you.
quasi79fu: yay education
Its_VeeBot: Fun Fax
DigitalSeahorse: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anaerin: It's so boring here, there's absolutely no atmosphere...
ErynTzun: WELCOME TO m00n Fax
SnackPak_: thanks, game
dougma: Was this made for a local science museum?
quasi79fu: why are we learning?
DigitalSeahorse: 999999999
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, you're not wrong?
Sethalidos: whelp this is Tarbage Goilets
ErynTzun: Fax no printer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I just watch Magic Schoolbus instead?
e_bloc: this has big "neo: near earth object" by Thomas Dolby vibes
SquareDotCube: no sound! (because we couldn't arse adding some)
Astramentha: hhhhhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse: HHHHHHH
LittleVesuvius: this is not stellar tts
A_Dub888: aaaaaaa
I_Am_Clockwork: unskippable lunar facts
Thefluffiestguineapig: aaaaaaaaaa
Foxmar320: Thank you for subscribing to Moon Facts!
HadesLeprechaun: you have Oxygen, Nutrition, Fatigue? There's no way this is Relax
doubledbear: You have subscribed to Moon Facts!
Thefluffiestguineapig: aieou aieou
Metric_Furlong: John Madden! John Madden!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you for subscribing to Moon Facts!
SymphonySolstice: no u
quasi79fu: i knew i shouldve stayed hom today
LittleVesuvius: I have used it when on voice rest and this is. p bad.
public_key_reveal_party: oh you, you can improve the skills
ErynTzun: Uno reverse
TehAmelie: U can the skills now, dawg
e_bloc: if you're going by average there aren't
bv310: Screen Resolution: Not Implemented?
Its_VeeBot: Mark! Mark? Mark! Mark!
ratbabyonline: if you go to audio can you turn off facts
SymphonySolstice: Beans
Foxmar320: BEANS!
ErynTzun: Beans beans the magical space fruit
LittleVesuvius: time 2 fart
RedAlexxis: Not try, just U
Thefluffiestguineapig: BEANS
iarethel0ser: Beans!
Strebenherz: THEY THREW BEANS AT HIM
Twilight_Spark: We have Subnautica at home.
sephyhallow: BEANS
jessicaengle: Beans
QuantumTwitch: Its better with AI.Not all AI is cheaty scum especially with Text to speach many legit initatives work like before but with better math
johnnylongtorso: boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Thefluffiestguineapig: The edges are so fuzzy on the objects
bv310: @LittleVesuvius Really, what is a spacesuit but a mobile dutch oven?
MacbethSeemsSus: Alright, harvest your poop
Nirvana___: We can give moon food to the dungeon party that kept starving!
Astramentha: Starving in space is NOT relaxing
public_key_reveal_party: this is like the martian, but they intended the guy to die up there
NoxStryx: Carbon Gramuel was your wresting name wasnt it Graham?
Strebenherz: DID IT REALLY tell us eating lets us not die of hunger
terrence_too: Oooh, nice Verde Station reference!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz It sure did
Sethalidos: Alex, what is it with you and runniing into automatic doors?
LittleVesuvius: @bv310 True, true
Thefluffiestguineapig: @terrence_too Oh that was such a good game
gualdhar: simply turn on DLSS5
ErynTzun: Why is the text box taking up almost the whole screen?
Foxmar320: These pop ups are worse than jump scares
ghyllnox:
Save with the... particle accelerator
e_bloc: its cold out there in space
glitched_goddess: if *I* was chosen due to my mental stability I’d hate to see the other candidates
RedAlexxis: wait, particle accelerators save people?
Foxmar320: Yes
SymphonySolstice: very much
lamina5432: yes
glitched_goddess: 100%
CaptainSpam: Yes, save your game with the particle accelerator, like what normal human beings made of particles and meat do.
Thefluffiestguineapig: In many ways yes
andy1503: i think the idea is now just look it up
Micalovits: There have always been terrible tutorials
e_bloc: always has been
andy1503: which sucks
margieargie: A2? A3? Apparently in the future containers are measured in paper sizes
johnnylongtorso: that wall looks angry
hamraffle: The art of tutorial had been catapulted into the sun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Silksong has a super elegant tutorial
Astramentha: nah, it was always bad
Foxmar320: Get em Graham!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh absolutely
quasi79fu: ye streamers dont like tutorials..They just want to go in blind
TehAmelie: Valve was great at it, but then, that was when they made games
Strebenherz: it's rare to see angry graham, and also correct
ErynTzun: it's white paint in some games
QuantumTwitch:
Tutorials are for chumps
Thefluffiestguineapig: They're the reason we have the "Bear Proof Trashcan" conundrum
WearingCats_CwC: Is Yahtzee a filth dwelling mother fucker now?
ErynTzun: and in some games you just go towards The Light
Sethalidos: did we hit a sore spot Graham?
e_bloc: gamers were a mistake
Orxolon: the moon relax
ghyllnox: Oh good, telling us what we'll find before letting us find them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good question, next question
LathosTiran: gamefication (derogatory)
johnologue: Correct
RedAlexxis: @QuantumTwitch yeah, how else do you learn?
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm better than the tutorial!" [30 minutes later] "This game sucks, I don't know what to do!"
dougma: this building has no air lock
ghyllnox: Gart?
SymphonySolstice: tts gave up on that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yahtzee is speaking from a perspective of satire
QuantumTwitch:
I don't need directions, hey why am I lost
KeytarCat: content creators don't read, and that's not on its face a bad thing
HadesLeprechaun: extensive user and QA testing showed *many* players get lost without super obvious, explicit direction
Megaparsec256: i could see an argument for redundancy in case there's a leak or rupture in one of them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh she sure did
xantos69: So I'm not like a chemist or anything... but is Helium an ore?
e_bloc: this is the sequel to the "Moon" by Duncan Jones (nee Bowie)
kynelwynn: @Arclight_Dynamo Unironically, that's Arin Hanson a lot of the time
Technobach: ooh, a B-52 on the moon
MacbethSeemsSus: Yahtzee also did a good video essay recently about being nostalgic for the old tutorial setups
WearingCats_CwC: Helium, karats, and garfield
ErynTzun: I think it's also immersion getting rid of any on screen prompts with directions where to go. If a game doesn't have the ability to turn that shit back on or a map to on I don't want to play.
Sethalidos: *shrieks silently into the void*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 No, but you do need to conserve/mine certain isotopes
northos: @xantos69 only under extremely low temperature and/or high pressure (so no, not on the moon)
RedAlexxis: <rant> time
bv310: Grab the B-52, we can enjoy some Rock Lobster in space
dougma: oh boy
Joecool190: fuck that guy
sephyhallow: THANK YOU
Strebenherz: fuck's sake
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, fuck that dude.
SymphonySolstice: yeah,
Metric_Furlong: it's true, he did
Thefluffiestguineapig: THANK YOU SO MUCH
saintguard: *Yep*
Dog_of_Myth: F that guy
Nirvana___: Yeah, Adam Baldwin is really tainting this whole movement. It hurts.
Scarbble: yeah fuck that guy in particular
ContingentCat: Yup
LittleVesuvius: f that guy
ErynTzun: He's the reason I don't want Firefly back, I don't want him to get paid.
Makoforte: thank you
northos: oh yeah I found out about that for the first time today. what a chud
sephyhallow: I am not going to watch the Firefly animation because he's there
Nirvana___: I am shocked that they let Baldwin come back honestly
RedAlexxis: that really sucks
CodeIndigo: direct throughline from him to the current political moment and i'm not even exaggerating
RedAlexxis: also </rant>
Dog_of_Myth: SLEEP
Makoforte: also as far as i can tell, there isn't an announcement?
nimbus_machine: SLEEP
Juliamon: SLEEP
e_bloc: thank you, that is a necessary public announcement
Nigouki: so he wasn't even acting when playing Animal Mother in FMJ? D:
johnologue: oh god
sephyhallow: If they can bring Wash back from the dead, they can kill off Jane
DaFhaye: I've never heard of him before. Thank you for the heads up
Sethalidos: a lot of the Baldwins do in one form or another sadly
Astramentha: SLEEP
ErynTzun: Replace him with a nicer person maybe
e_bloc: I didn't know that
ArdCollider: Tudyk has said before that he's not really worried about the cast's politics, so.
Nirvana___: They knew enough to keep Joss out, but they let Adam back in. I don't get it
snowb0und: I always hated Firefly, I hope it never gets made and I want every episode to turn into lost media
SnackPak_: i wish sleeping was that easy
MacbethSeemsSus: Power Word: SLEEP
A_Dub888: S L E E P
prince_infidel: Not to mention that this will be money in Whedon's pocket
public_key_reveal_party: seizure yourself to sleep
NoxStryx: Are you relaxed yet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's why I don't want it back ever, I'm shocked they let him within a mile of the property
TwilightAvalon: Also Graham...you mean ADAM Baldwin, you said ALEC Baldwin
dougma: firefly was great, it still exists, I don't need anything new. I'm good.
theflamealpha: tiktok lady?
ghyllnox: Oh good, drugs!
glitched_goddess: why watch new firefly when wash & book are gone
Makoforte: just that fillion WANTS to make an animated series but no one has picked it up?
attackllama31: i did not know that about adam baldwin.... good to know
Thefluffiestguineapig: That vibration seemed..........healthy
Inari_Kitsune: I wish they'd start the series by removing his character.
snowb0und: Firefly is just cowboy Harry Potter
HbombAndFriends: Right there with you, G! I’m ok with animation. It’s Baldwin where I draw the line. I’d rather have one of the real Baldwins.
johnologue: Is it Adam or Alec, I'm adding this to my notes
quasi79fu: i like how everyone glosses over what Nathan Fillon did to his co star Stana Ktic in Castle show tho
wedge_x: @TwilightAvalon who is also a peice of shit
RedAlexxis: oh that would be an okay remake of this game, same mechanics with extestential dread that is never addressed
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd also like to say... maybe let's make new things?
sephyhallow: Yeah! He just shot someone!
MacbethSeemsSus: There are many Baldwins
CodeIndigo: oh boy, hallucinations or radiation? How about BOTH?
Omnipotrevor: He isn't making it. As long as it is just his voice in there, I'll still watch.
e_bloc: oh how I have not missed the phrase "ethics in games journalism" one bit
Simriel: Alex Baldwin is a different unrelated Piece of Shit
7gorobei: the cast of Chuck said baldwin was a constant stream of right wing talking points any time they weren't actually shooting
ContingentCat: Ore what?
DoodlestheGreat: Or what? :tf:
Simriel: Alec*
Jennie_Fuchsia: I was glad they suggested Joss wasn’t involved but it’s obviously not a matter of integrity if Baldwin is involved
Makoforte: @quasi79fu oh hey missed that one
Kazman20a: every one heard about the Subnautica 2 update?
NoxStryx: Him and his clone
Thefluffiestguineapig: For some reason I keep thinkin Martin Sheen is a Baldwin and I'm glad he's not
TwilightAvalon: Tutorial Jumpscare
nimbus_machine: ah, yes. the skill Instruction 1
Simriel: @7gorobei I mean the star of that became an anti vax Chud too
johnnylongtorso: hey! listen!
quasi79fu: Ye look up what happened on the Castle show behind the scenes
Foxmar320: The game keeps telling us we are playing it wrong
Astramentha: The Moon says RELAX
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig busy being an estavez
quasi79fu: ITs funny how Natahn Fillon is just glossed over as a good guy
SnackPak_: the dev shouting "play my game right!"
e_bloc: you probably had plenty of time, they didn't call it the "sea of constant distractions"
Yoshi_Gal: These doors are so aggressive
KakuEpsilon: This game is Routine aspirational but needs an IC
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I wish they would bring back the Eyewitness series of educational things. I loved those and the American versions were my introduction to him.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KakuEpsilon I want that IC plush so bad
Astramentha: @quasi79fu He probably believes in blue lives after all his cop shows
dougma: Oh, anyone who knows the real backstory of what happened on Castle and the Rookie know Fillian has issues
Akaiatana: Because your bed isn't safe?
doubledbear: realism
LittleVesuvius: because it's so much more fun to have to walk to another point to save
e_bloc: arbitrary!
electra310: So these doors are powered by allays?
nimbus_machine: aeiou
NotCainNorAbel: can't sleep with the noise of the partial accelerator
Anaerin: Remind yourself it's just a game, you really should relax?
johnologue: I feel I've been successfully convinced not to care about Firefly after reading xkcd and hearing the "Sparta" comparison. I think the latter was on W+P.
Mai_Andra: ♫ We're bombers on the moon~ ♪
Foxmar320: Bad time for a text
KakuEpsilon: @Thefluffiestguineapig Same
NorthstarTex: aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
DigitalSeahorse: Don't text and drive!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KakuEpsilon Also Alex needs one of those
Mazrae: We are sailors on the moon.... dont remember the rest
e_bloc: we could walk together
MacbethSeemsSus: I think there's been more popups than time played currently
Wrexadecimal: That menu close sound sis really familiar. might've been used in an SMT.
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
UnknownFriday: Oh, this is really shitty No Man's Sky.
bv310: Given that it literally told us we can't hear in space, the laser must radio this to our spacesuit
TehAmelie: we're miners on the moon, we carry a particle accelerator
CodeIndigo: none action on left mouse
ratbabyonline: classic mr. show bit, we're going to finally blow up the moon
sporkraptor: remove shooty thing?
glitched_goddess: aspiring to our namekian dreams
ani_laurel: i feel like we really don't value learning how to teach well until we see it terribly done
EvilBadman: Did we just kill that rock
johnologue: Everyone loves chatbots while driving
Simriel: We're Whalers on the Moon!
sporkraptor: um
Astramentha: “we’re blowing up the moon” oh, so we’re an American
sporkraptor: replace shooty thing with grabby thing?
e_bloc: I read miners on the moon in the same cadance as riders on the storm
quasi79fu: i sorrry chat if im being rude or weird
Metric_Furlong: We carry harpoons!
Veraphage: You have now killed the rock
quasi79fu: im trying my best to behave I sorry
DigitalSeahorse: xD
kynelwynn: Haptic feedback lazers
electra310: That's a QoL improvement for the miners
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu What are you sorry for, you're fine
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
MacbethSeemsSus: Why is Jupiter, um, there?
Julian_Rogue: macrohard? as in opposite of microslop?
WearingCats_CwC: If the gun vibrates your suit you could hear it
LathosTiran: the game Tyrain 2000 described your spaceship haveing a "megasound chair" in the cockpit
DigitalSeahorse: and Saturn
quasi79fu: my austistic brain kinda panics alot...its a quirk?
electra310: To get more stupider
nimbus_machine: john madden
Natimus_Prime: Yeah, you need to hear when it goes off in case you aren't looking at it right then. So of course it would be radio linked
NoOne_OfConsequence: wILL RECKLESS DRIVING BOUNCE THE ROCKS RIGHT OUT OF THE VEHICLE?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Haptic feedback is probably the best we could get, like them adding sound to the first Prius since it was too quiet
IanAllenBird: some Shit has Happened
Driosenth: "Jupiter Is Benign"
johnnylongtorso: now is this all going to fly out of the rover
sporkraptor: Jupiter goes where it wants
QuantumTwitch: Beacuse of planet models
CodeIndigo: what happened to your suit hud? are you just walkin' around naked on the moon?
NoOne_OfConsequence: gah caps lock
Arclight_Dynamo: Jupiter is in space. We are in space. Therefore we can see Jupiter, because we're both in the same palce.
SnackPak_: so rude
Mazrae: You need to have sound to know its working right? Feel like that actually happened with something real
Artificer0: goodby moon rocks
e_bloc: my man got lonely
dougma: bread crumbs
doubledbear: Kmnew that would happen lol
margieargie:
Juliamon: physics'd
sporkraptor: pfffffff
TehAmelie: the moon wants its rocks back!
LittleVesuvius: what happened
DigitalSeahorse: welp
quasi79fu: bouncy
WokenClick: oh hey it's the most recent no man's sky update
bv310: Incredible
Rockario: fucking thing doesn't have a tailgate
Drasvin: Unsecured load
LittleVesuvius: oh no.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu I also get the profound anxiety too, this is a safe place where we will tell you if it's too much. It's why I like it here
kynelwynn: physics objects!
nimbus_machine:
Megaparsec256: seems like a design flaw for your moon rover
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO this is amazing
e_bloc: shoulda tied them down
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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Arclight_Dynamo: "My kingdom for a bungee cord!"
quasi79fu: is there a sub ocean in space
CodeIndigo: you didn't shell out for the cargo net package on your rover
ani_laurel: at least make the rover a hatchback
DigitalSeahorse:
johnologue: When I think of explosions in space, I think of Elite Dangerous. I think the explosion sounds in that game are "simulated by the ship computer."
LittleVesuvius: oh no
sporkraptor: and of course there is no way to tie them down, no net or anything
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: this is syd barrett-have you got it yet level of trolling
ContingentCat: Aw
LittleVesuvius: I've ridden bikes with that! had a basket on my bike and still had to be very careful to secure my load with a bungee cord
electra310: At least five years
LathosTiran: we need space ratchet straps
Nigouki: this is like trying to get the gnome to stay in teh car in HL2 ep2
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the crabs but without the excuse of them being alive
LaconicLad: or a box
e_bloc: a long long time
Mai_Andra: Those are very light rocks...
Kasran: where are you gonna get bark on the moon, alex?
KeytarCat: I was wearing a scarf and it disappeared on the 10minute ride to campus
Akaiatana: A bungie cord is too Destiny
ErynTzun: They're Star Trek rocks
Arclight_Dynamo: NASA loves velcro and duct tape, I tell ya hwat.
ContingentCat: If you have the technology to get to space you'd think they'd have wagon tech down
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: naturally occurring moon rubber
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun So foamcore got it
DigitalSeahorse: realistic moon fx
LordZarano: Everything on the ISS has velcro on it
quasi79fu: those are some bouncy rocks
calculated_uncertainties: gravity!
nimbus_machine: these Light Rocks are light rocks!
glitched_goddess: we’ve had baskets since we developed hands
sporkraptor: and now they all fall out again
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TehAmelie: remember how Viscera Cleanup Detail worked really hard and made the physics of moving around buckets full of stuff fun to play with?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano For literally this exact reason
TheMrFraser: this is a problem that has been solved for 2000+ years at this point a light weight cargo net is not out of reason
Mai_Andra: Drive in reverse to keep them in the bed?
Foxmar320: YES
Arclight_Dynamo: Like, the Apollo Program used so much velcro, it was a fire hazard.
MacbethSeemsSus: "Passengers, prepare for turbulence"
ClodiumSoride: I thought those meters were like a helmet-projected display, but now they're visible in third-person mode too.
LathosTiran: kernel panic!
johnnylongtorso: @TheMrFraser they didn't want to pay the dealer for the accessory package
sporkraptor: battery "404"?
quasi79fu: there goes one
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh I rode in the BACK of one
CodeIndigo: where's mark watney when you need him
quasi79fu: Rockkkk Dowwwn
Driosenth: Graham, you asked that in a very Johnathan Frakes tone
Wizzo1138: Reticulating Splines
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Minor energy leak detected"?
ratbabyonline: waiting for you to get a codec call in this
nimbus_machine: game where you carry chat in your unsecured backseat and if they misbehave you can throw them out like mario cart banana
TheNerdWonder: I was fully expecting that to go into an Airplaine reference
DaFhaye: Is that the seat that sits backwards?
SnackPak_: whoops
Foxmar320: I got car sick so fast in the back of one of those
Mai_Andra: "I'm free~!"
LittleVesuvius: there is no parking brake
quasi79fu: another Rockk dowwwn
margieargie: At this point you might just need to walk these individually back home
Stormgod519: hmmmm
sporkraptor: it would almost be faster to run them back individually
MacbethSeemsSus: Please add that quote
quasi79fu: Bugggy dowwwn
Astramentha: someone please add that quote
doubledbear: now that's a hlighight mao
DigitalSeahorse:
johnnylongtorso: "There's no parking brake on the moon!" -Alex, 2026
bv310: "There's no parking brake on the moon" needs to go in !quotes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie That might be faster
Stormgod519: okay I just missed that
Strebenherz: missing your parking brake from voices of the void now huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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TehWERR: I drove a 240 for a long time, was my first car. I called it the dragon wagon
ani_laurel: cargo net aside, how light are those rocks
Driosenth: Drive in reverse!
saintguard:
Mazrae: Just got to block the wheels for park
quasi79fu: hahaaahahah
ContingentCat: Put them in the passenger seat?
kynelwynn: can they go into the passenger seat?
Stormgod519: imma need a clip because I missed it
quasi79fu: Clip this
e_bloc: a parking brake would have cost an additional $3M to get into orbit
xantos69: So does this count as a "Strand Type"?
quasi79fu: LOL
quasi79fu: Im dying of laughter
glitched_goddess: we’ve had breaks almost since we’ve had cart
Strebenherz: "there's no parking brake on the moon!" xD
Juliamon: !addquote (Alex) [now] There's no parking brake on the moon?!
LRRbot: New quote #9542: "There's no parking brake on the moon?!" —Alex [2026-03-17]
Drasvin: "The system kernal has failed" Uh oh
NotCainNorAbel: I do my part
sporkraptor: oh no the system kernel has failed
BrindleBoar: F
ErynTzun: Yes you did
CodeIndigo: @Drasvin yeah, that seems bad
johnnylongtorso: every time I try to clip something I find out that twitch has made the clip function even worse
ratbabyonline: AH I was too slow on the clipping
sporkraptor: bhahahaha
e_bloc: who is the tallest man you ever saw
quasi79fu: wheeee
public_key_reveal_party: so does the car make gun sounds when it turns on?
quasi79fu: LOLLL
Astramentha: @juliamon thank uuuuuu ❤️
e_bloc: indeed
QuantumTwitch: I have to say that the 240 is the best car in the world or I will loose my citizenship
aWabbajack: Can a plant identify a murderer?
Stormgod519: lol
Foxmar320: !addquote (Alex) [03/17/2026] There's no parking brake on the moon
Juliamon: No such thing as "too slow on the clipping" the more clips the better!
Stormgod519: okay the clip helped
e_bloc: you ever ride a bike?
ErynTzun: I worked at a store that sold those videos on VHS tape, which was weird becasue it was mostly a science store.
kynelwynn: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, btw, choice Crapshot. Loved the energy
Thefluffiestguineapig: More clips give Jordynne more options!
quasi79fu: do you rub your rocks?
bv310: You ever carry moon crystals into a particle accelerator?
offbeatwitch: what's the right tip
ratbabyonline: @Juliamon well now ive closed the clipper! curses.
CodeIndigo: do you like bean eating movies?
johnnylongtorso: ever notice how so many successful restaurants are theme-based?
MacbethSeemsSus: "You ever spend time in a turkish prison?"
Metric_Furlong: have you noticed how many restaurants are theme-based, these days?
Strebenherz: That crapshot was wonderful
electra310: Would you eat beans with George Wendt?
Kasran: that crapshot was EXCELLENT
RedAlexxis: It rocked
Kasran: it felt like something out of Control
nimbus_machine: doofinshmertz voice: the crunchinator!
CodeIndigo: It was exquisite
glitched_goddess: there’s a season 1 of beyond belief that isn’t nearly as fun because it has a different host
kynelwynn: I linked it to every discord I am in that would appreciate the humor
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@RedAlexxis 
Larkonus: That Crapshot taught me so much valuable info!
saintguard: Learn just how to kill rocks
Arclight_Dynamo: I hope QUANDARY makes a return at some point.
quasi79fu: oh i want badly Control Two game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine bunnyhopping diagonally on the moon to achieve escape velocity
Driosenth: The crapshoot was great as well, very informative on the nitty-gritty of video editing.
DigitalSeahorse: that was a fun crapshot
Shurtal: Crapshot idea: How it's maid.
public_key_reveal_party: the crapshot was still funny after watching the whole thing get made
e_bloc: it was on time, I was getting sedimental about old crapshoot videos
RedAlexxis:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Thank you, thank you, I am here all day try the fish.
ratbabyonline: well you did have to record the 70+ previous segments, to have footage to reference in this one
MacbethSeemsSus: I was sadly watching a river turn green during the Crapshoot
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was a GREAT crapshot. I was so glad Matt voiced the X ways to Y thing because I was humming that music the entire time
Juliamon: I didn't want to be spoiled so I didn't watch the Crapshoot (but I still monitored chat, so I had a decent idea of what to expect)
Despoiler98: HONK
Stormgod519: lol
Wizzo1138: @MacbethSeemsSus Greener than usual
quasi79fu: something energy leak?
Juliamon: looking forward to seeing how it got there
ratbabyonline: my whole polycule enjoyed the crapshot
sephyhallow: The honk at the end of every Crapshot is actually Alex
TehAmelie:
i recall when it was a regular show you aimed to keep it under 2 hours. and the video that went on youtube is over 4½
ani_laurel: i would have picked a flatter place to build a base tbh
CodeIndigo: you cannot hear the [vocal honk sound] on the moon because of space treachery
Stormgod519: sudden menu!
glitched_goddess: yummy karats
Larkonus: This UI makes me upset in ways I cannot enunciate.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The name is not true
johnnylongtorso: callback to Rock Lobster?
Fanklok: What is the.. point... of this "game"?
quasi79fu: Relax dont explode
glitched_goddess: b-52 cargo is mostly rock lobsters
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Oh, this isn't a moon rock. It's a bomb. From a bomb factory."
ErynTzun: Survival games are the opposite of Just Relax
ratbabyonline: no its' "moon. RELAX." because theyre trying to calm you down while playing it
Stormgod519: looooooooooooove SHACK!
public_key_reveal_party: @Fanklok excellent question
Juliamon: !delquote 9543
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quasi79fu: Tin Roooof Rusted
MacbethSeemsSus: Oof, this film grain
Shurtal: maybe it's The Moon: REL-axed?
ratbabyonline: jimmy no you'll let all the atmosphere out
quasi79fu: where is the cheeese ??
Anaerin: Remind yourself it's just a game, you really should relax.
RatherLargeToad: just repeat to yourself “it’s just the moon”
RedAlexxis: how can I relax when you keep shouting at me!
CodeIndigo: @Larkonus yes, the UI design is very bad, things flashing red for what appears to be no reason is worrisome
glitched_goddess: SLEEP
Stormgod519: looks like fatigue yeah
BusTed:
SnackPak_:
BusTed: relaxing
IanAllenBird: WHAT
nimbus_machine: HUH????
ratbabyonline: MOON GHOST
saintguard: WHAT
bv310: HOLD UP
Strebenherz: MOON'S HAUNTED
HadesLeprechaun: RELAX
Stormgod519: AAAAAAAAAA
phoenixletmeuseadashd: wut
Larkonus: HOW IS THIS RELAXING
ghyllnox: Relax!
Juliamon: PARDON
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ghost?!
LittleVesuvius: WHAT
public_key_reveal_party: WWHAT?
sephyhallow: WHAT
MacbethSeemsSus:
ratbabyonline: RELAX. MOON GHOST.
Thefluffiestguineapig: AUGH WHWHWHWHWH
margieargie: Moon's haunted!
johnologue: WHAT
NightValien28: moon's haunted
EbDorian: moon's haunted...
TehWERR: Relax
Makoforte: i look away for a second, then
LittleVesuvius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST
CodeIndigo: MOON'S HAUNTED
arcaneIllumination: moon’s haunted
WearingCats_CwC: Moon's haunted
RedAlexxis: what!
Simriel: Moons Haunted.
IanAllenBird: MOON'S HAUNTED
ErynTzun: IS THIS THE RING!?
DigitalSeahorse:
gibbousm: Moon's haunted /cocks shotgun
doubledbear: suddenly sadako
Makoforte: Space Ghost
quasi79fu: gh...gh...ghsot
TheAinMAP: Moon's haunted!?
kassbjames: This is VERY NOT RELAXING
glitched_goddess: moon’s haunted
LordChrusher: Moon's haunted
Scarbble: SPOOP
electra310: Cha-chunk, moon's haunted
Foxmar320: uhhhhh
bv310: Moon's Haunted!
gsyhiap: SO RELAXING
Thefluffiestguineapig: *cocks shotgun*
iarethel0ser: MOON'S HAUNTED
RedAlexxis: did I call this!
hamraffle: MOON'S HAUNTED
TehAmelie: moon's haunted for real now
LathosTiran: can she hold down the rocks for us?
LilyOfTheVeil666: Sadako??!?
Despoiler98: MOONS HAUNTED GET THE GUNS
public_key_reveal_party: moon's haunted
7gorobei: sadako?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Moon's haunted??????????
IanAllenBird: yeah ok
eid010n:
DaFhaye: What you've never seen moon specters?
BusTed: not a fan of that
ErynTzun: NO THank YOu
Strebenherz: i DON'T THINK THAT WAS A HALLUCINATION
ContingentCat: Surprise Let's Nope
SnackPak_: cool game
Spades_Slicc: Haven't you heard? Moon's Haunted
kassbjames: NOPE
Inari_Kitsune: This took a turn
bv310: WHY
Foxmar320: LOL
iarethel0ser: I am not feeling relaxed.
sephyhallow: OH FUCK
Nigouki: cool cool cool cool
MacbethSeemsSus: What the fuck is in my beer
CaptainSpam: RELAX
LittleVesuvius: thats not a hallucination that ate you
Yoshi_Gal: MOONS HAUNTED
Strebenherz: THE MOON RELAX
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Space Ghost!
dougma: what?
gsyhiap: wtf
TehWERR: Moon's haunted
Scarbble: lmaoooo
aWabbajack:
niccus: hell of a hallucination
northos: Death!
RedAlexxis: no way!
nimbus_machine:
lightfut: Welp
NorthstarTex: o...kay...
Larkonus: BEG PARDON
ratbabyonline: i dont think that was the medication
Inari_Kitsune: Nope
Simriel: *cocks gun* Moons Haunted
Scarbble: moon's haunted
hamraffle: you are dead
NightValien28: ARE YOU RELAXED NOW?
lightfut: Very not relax
xantos69: Game bad?
quasi79fu: uhhh
NotCainNorAbel: MOON! Relax
doubledbear: cool game
DudelidouX: you relaxed so much you ded
ghyllnox: Horror survival \o/
Foxmar320: Moon 100% Haunted
ErynTzun: Do Not The Relax
NorthstarTex: Moon's haunted
HavenDragon: so yeah the moon is haunted ig
Orxolon: relax
quasi79fu: welp
ani_laurel: anyone have a hint on how they could avoid that?
ratbabyonline: that was the moon ghost!
WiJohn: Very relax, much moon
BusTed:
eid010n: moon's haunted
e_bloc: yeah we're actually in arkansas right now
saintguard: Next time on Let's Nope-
TheNerdWonder: who forgot the ghost camera back on Earth?
dougma: I am so confused
nymistrya: Do you think that mouth would get you really clean before you died?
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Kasran: we have Routine at home
CodeIndigo: get crunked on rad-x
MacbethSeemsSus: *Cocks gun* Moon's haunted
NorthstarTex: *gets gun* moon's haunted.
DigitalSeahorse: halucinations can't kill you, unless they make you interact with real things in a dangerous way
dougma: I though I knew what this game was
QuantumTwitch: spoopies, nope
bv310: That might be the hardest left turn I've seen a game take on here, which is really saying a lot
Orxolon: haaahahahaha
calculated_uncertainties: gotta go get the gun
betweenmyself: “That wizard’s from the Moon.”
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fuck was that?? *cocks shotgun* Moon's haunted? I guess?
glitched_goddess: why is Samara on the moon
quasi79fu: SO where is the ghsotbusters
ratbabyonline: ghosts scared you so bad you opened the helmet
public_key_reveal_party: that's why your car makes gun noises, moon's haunted
DigitalSeahorse: or maybe give you a heart attack?
BusTed: gg game
IanAllenBird: LMAO
LittleVesuvius: weeeelp
iarethel0ser: We have unlocked ghost existence, I guess.
ghyllnox: o7
dougma: ahhahahahahaha
Nigouki: perfect
Stormgod519: PFFt
MacbethSeemsSus:
RedAlexxis: HA!
gsyhiap:
dougma: o7
doubledbear: The post processing just puts a blue filter over the screen...
Thefluffiestguineapig:
How can you deal with her
saintguard:
electra310: weeeeee
Foxmar320: Outstanding game
ratbabyonline: did that make more moon ghost
BusTed: ees moon
quasi79fu: what?
CaptainSpam:
Okay, you can't blame the moon ghost for THAT.
Fanklok: Yo nvm this game rules
Thefluffiestguineapig: You dealt with her super effectively!
DigitalSeahorse:
hamraffle: Art!
lightfut: Lol well at least we earned that once
Artificer0: gun?
CodeIndigo: that's enough relax for now methinks
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dutchmoose: is the moon why you have to be mad
Drasvin:
glitched_goddess: relax is just moon
DaFhaye: Is this secretly the new Silent Hill?
RedAlexxis: honestly, this was trending towards being boring
quasi79fu: new game
NorthstarTex: take that ghost!
MacbethSeemsSus: What a fucking left turn this took
electra310: I feel extra relaxed now
Stormgod519: oh my god
RedAlexxis: but not so much
Stormgod519: im dying
Stormgod519: help
johnnylongtorso: why you have to be mad? it's only the moon!
TehAmelie: that was perfect. "you gotta close the airlock" "whoops" *boom*
Stormgod519: someone please help!
quasi79fu: thats one way to kill a ghost
doubledbear: Does the moon have a sub ocean?
DigitalSeahorse: can we fall off the moon?
betweenmyself: bound to be a subocean on the Moon
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH thank goodness, just be irradiated and no post processing
johnologue: This game is wow
ErynTzun: Okay wait, they made more of this? I'm on the Wikipedia page for Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. "Beginning in 2021, new episodes began to be produced for German channel RTL II, hosted by Frakes. "
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I never expected the UT2004 horror mod Hollow Moon to get a sequel
dutchmoose: this medication may summon the girl from the ring
Fanklok: They did say it was very dangerous
e_bloc: the only thing worse than the sickness is the cure
Twilight_Spark: Y'all aren't good enough friends with your sleep paralysis demon.
CouldntPickAUsername: Adam Baldwin is garbage and kills my interest in the series
Thefluffiestguineapig: And sleeping will slow down/make it go away
quasi79fu: Get down with the sicknesss
ratbabyonline: whats the time to ring on this game
LittleVesuvius: what
johnologue: Don't make it subtle or creepy, just "here, a monster"
CouldntPickAUsername: if they can do it witout Joss they can do it without Adam
Hedonistic_Mushroom: My Moon Sphincter still clenched... Not relaxing
Driosenth: Does the Sea of Tranquility have a Sub-Ocean?
bv310: Please let there be a subocean to fall into
RedAlexxis: Well, it did tell you "SLEEP"
CodeIndigo: "zero to the ring in no time" is also the advisory on the laxatives
kusinohki: radiation medication, what's your ionization? (tune of conjunction junction)
e_bloc: I mean they say if you like it . . .
Juliamon: CPAU are you rewound? That was like, 20 minutes ago
e_bloc: then you better put the ring on it
ErynTzun: Can we have a hidden Moonbase in this game?
aWabbajack: suddenly its Lets nope Watch and Play
johnnylongtorso: it was, for lack of a better word, art
Stormgod519: like where tf did she come from?
RedAlexxis: sort of a bit 2 to 11 on the spoop scale
Kipstar: a what?
Despoiler98: can the ghost show up here on the surface to kill you?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Don't know we haven't done the next module
Stormgod519: don't do drugs?
TehAmelie: might have been the most unexpected twist since Doki Doki Literature Club
Simriel: Winners don't Drug Dos
Makoforte: where did she come from, where did she go, where did she come from spooky moon ghost
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: winners don't use drugs, even if they're life saving radiation blockers
Foxmar320: I try not to take the RAD Away unless I have to
MacbethSeemsSus: Son, put that iodine down! You'll summon a demon!
Spades_Slicc: Is "The Ghost that can Kill You" related to The Lemonade that . . . well you know
Inquisitor_Xian: Can you find out what happens if you hit sadako with a truck?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RedAlexxis Yeah, 2 to 6 to 11 because we thought it wasn't going to be actually harmful
ratbabyonline: but how am i supposed to be like my idol, harry dubois if i dont abuse anti-radiation drugs!
johnologue: Take the hallucination drugs in your car and drive away from the ghost
Orxolon: idk if i share it,i cannot see it,sorry if i already did
Makoforte: i wish i had few compulsions to turn things into lyrics when i hear an activation phrase
bv310: Booooooooo invisible walls
public_key_reveal_party: I took an iodine pill once and then got eaten by a devil
Nigouki: don't drug, ghost inside
Anaerin: That was the FBI Director of the time.
DigitalSeahorse:
Arclight_Dynamo: FBI
xantos69: FBI
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party Did you make them spit you out?
ThePixelSavage: famously ... many winners did in fact do the drug ... looking at you Lance ...
JadedCynic: FBI director
doubledbear: fbi i think
CodeIndigo: fbi
saintguard: FBI
Kasran: it was the FBI
Stormgod519: fbi
johnnylongtorso: FBI Director William Sessions
CodeIndigo: william sessions
LittleVesuvius: oh bo here we go
Twilight_Spark: What's the DEA, chopped liver?
Stormgod519: oh jeez
dutchmoose: congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs
Stormgod519: she just spawns in!
SnackPak_: run her over
sephyhallow: Wait is she chasing the buggy now??
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e_bloc: not all drugs are good, some are great
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: let's all take a moment to congratulate the clear winner of the war on drugs: the drugs!
iarethel0ser: Cue yakety sax
kusinohki: "are you a bad enough dude to save the president? also, don't do drugs!"
QuantumTwitch: how dissapointing I wanted to see the dark side of the moon
KeytarCat: Robocop II games, about turning kids into drug....dealers
e_bloc: wasn't that D.A.R.E.
bv310: Can you run her over?
johnologue: The safest time to take hallucination drugs is while driving!
Thefluffiestguineapig: So it doesn't matter if you take the drugs or not I guess?
DigitalSeahorse:
ratbabyonline: does she rubberband to you
doubledbear: Can you run her down?
Stormgod519: where tf?
DigitalSeahorse:
sephyhallow: Good news: if she climbs in the back of the buggy, she WILL fall out
ErynTzun: "WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS" Williams S. Sessions, FBI
SnackPak_:
doubledbear: hel yeah
NorthstarTex: is she in the passenger seat?
Foxmar320: Does she despawn when you're in the buggy?
MacbethSeemsSus: I wouldn't be surprised if the game state didn't reset
johnologue: @sephyhallow Ohhh, that's why
johnnylongtorso: do a barrel roll!
lightfut: I yearn for the mako
ani_laurel: on the plus side, didn't see her when you flipped
ratbabyonline: did you despawn her maybe
LittleVesuvius: uhhhh oh no
Stormgod519: ummmmmm
doubledbear: Ok that might make me sick
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: hmm maybe we can play "Carmen Miranda's ghost is haunting space station 3" to placate the ghost
Anaerin: @e_bloc No, D.A.R.E. was a whole different fraudulent use of public resources.
WearingCats_CwC: Big Mako energy
bubba0077: reminds me of the old Moon Buggy Atari game
Stormgod519: okay okay we're fine
CaptainSpam: This whole situation is reminding me of a part of a Sam & Max comic: "A ten-foot-tall apparition of evil ran in front of the car, so I ran it over. Sounded like a bag of laundry going under. Want a beef stick?"
QuantumTwitch: almost found the ocean there
ClodiumSoride: flashbacks to Race: Make 'm Finish
DigitalSeahorse:
woah
dutchmoose: party platter
Simriel: Winners don't Drug Drugs
sephyhallow: @johnologue Anti-ghost buggy
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: when you accidentally trip and fall up into a lagrange point
e_bloc: mama did not say that days would be like this
xantos69: JFK does a kickflip and skates off.
an_archist2: Not because they are easy, but because we are being chased by the moon ghost
DigitalSeahorse: boingy
TheNerdWonder: We do these things not because they are easy, but because we THOUGHT they would be easy
ThePixelSavage: how oftne can you boing ... can we get space borne?
SnackPak_: weeee
ErynTzun: "Ich bin ein Berliner" /Jelly Donut
Stormgod519: oh noooooooooo
TheAinMAP: Whee!
Artificer0: escape velocity?
Anaerin: Welcome to the cyclotron.
Nirvana___: One small step for man, one giant leap for space ghosts
NorthstarTex: AAAAAAAA
TehAmelie: we've reached escape velocity
ClodiumSoride: do a barrel roll!
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH dear
johnnylongtorso: spooling up the FTL drive
Kasran: harnessing the power of spiral energy!
saintguard: We have achieved perpetual motion
lightfut: Conserving rotational momentum!
Despoiler98: HORK
LittleVesuvius: yeeeeeeessss
ballesta25: Spin cycle!
Cptasparagus: is this Gurren Lagaan?
NightValien28: FASTER
Despoiler98: PUKERS
MacbethSeemsSus: Good news, engines still normal
doubledbear: omg
Orxolon: it's ayblaaadeeeee
northos: oh nooooo
SymphonySolstice: UM
Foxmar320: Ive seen this trick in Astroneer before
glitched_goddess: ive had literal nightmares about drifting off into space like this
RedAlexxis: navigation found
Stormgod519: jeez
CodeIndigo: you have discovered artificial gravity The Fun Way
Thefluffiestguineapig: Washing machine now!
WearingCats_CwC: This drill can pierce the heavens
ratbabyonline: youve weaponized the buggy
wedge_x: flirting with gimbal lock
SachielOne: They've gone to plaid!
ErynTzun: Twirling! Always Twirling!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's delta v, baby!!
e_bloc: kerbel space pogrom
Thefluffiestguineapig: Subocean velocity?
ratbabyonline: the ghost blender
public_key_reveal_party: we have become a turbine!
CaptainSpam: Drill upgrade: Installed
Stormgod519: this is how you create a wormhole
A_Dub888:
Juliamon: Minor energy leak detected
LittleVesuvius: wheeeeeeee
margieargie: Oh right, this happened to Neil Armstrong once
v_squid: To the SUPEROCEAN!
Orxolon: bayblade in the moon!
nimbus_machine: ACHIEVE SCHMOOVIN
johnologue: I wasn't paying attention, why did the kernel fail?
MacbethSeemsSus: You spin me right round baby right round
ThePixelSavage: Interstellar? as for the spinny movie?
HadesLeprechaun: Interstellar soundtrack
Larkonus: Game devs: This is why you cap speeds.
kassbjames: You're a bayblade
public_key_reveal_party: what happens if you get out at this point?
TehWERR: The most effective mode of travel
bv310: Beyblades making a surprise return from DB
ghyllnox: This isn't as bad for my motion sickness as crab game was, oddly enough
RedAlexxis: oh no, my popcorn
TehAmelie: i remember that one. "Huston, i have lost the Earth"
doubledbear: "we're beybades on the moon"
LathosTiran: we have a 1202 alarm
IanAllenBird: uh
Despoiler98: uh oh
Stormgod519: u hoh
SnackPak_: ill miss you car
Orxolon: imagine being the pilot
Shurtal: the System Colonel failed? Better alert the system General.
DigitalSeahorse: where's the car?
NightValien28: getting closer!
MacbethSeemsSus: Bad news, it's approaching
Despoiler98: oh it COMIN
johnologue: Engine heats up normally. System kernel has failed (blue and not bad?)
xantos69: buggy incoming.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rapidly
Stormgod519: also move in case hhost
ratbabyonline: ghost took it
ghyllnox: o7
LittleVesuvius: where buggy
Anaerin: And ever spinning, spinning, spinning into the heavens...
ThePixelSavage: to its people clearly
Stormgod519: ummm?
SymphonySolstice: o7
NorthstarTex: is it in orbit?
Micalovits: Orbit achieved?
margieargie: I think it's in lunar orbit now
Foxmar320: Its in Orbit
Despoiler98: its in orbit
Dog_of_Myth: Moon's haunted
saintguard: Buggy Quest!
Stormgod519: where car go?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It escaped this game
SnackPak_: it might be in orbit
bv310: Sadako took it for a spin
e_bloc: your uber driver will be here soon
HadesLeprechaun: Mass Effect Mako physics
johnnylongtorso: system status ok
Stormgod519: its behind you?
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Fanklok: It's off to fight Perfect Chaos
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it achieved stable orbit
DigitalSeahorse: did it clip through the moon?
quasi79fu: haunted buggy
TheNerdWonder: I think it IS in orbit
Stormgod519: okay it get closer now
Orxolon: hhahaha
HiimDant: 'get in, loser, we're going shopping'
johnnylongtorso: get in, loser, we're going to the space mall
NorthstarTex: Get in loser, its game over
CodeIndigo: the buggy got scared of moon ghost
IanAllenBird: oh!
electra310: As a final insult, the ghost has a cargo net
MacbethSeemsSus: Maybe you banked it off the moon
lightfut: Never didn't have it
Larkonus: How have we not vomited out every one of our organs?
kassbjames: Gotta go fast
wedge_x: something something beyond the infinite
QuantumTwitch: It s not a problem its fine
DigitalSeahorse: yeah
ratbabyonline: maybe thats the ghost
DigitalSeahorse: !
quasi79fu: To infinity and beyond
johnologue: I was wondering if the ghost was on the radar
CaptainSpam: This game is giving us way too much data, and in very unhelpful ways.
glitched_goddess: that’s the title of my autobiography
Anaerin: You tried spinning, I hear that's a neat trick.
CodeIndigo: do you have to be outside of the buggy to get blitzed on tylenol?
Stormgod519: I didn't know the moon knew how to go shoot
DigitalSeahorse: "There will be spin offs!"
e_bloc: the gum that you like is back in fashion
Thefluffiestguineapig:
On purpose or not? WHO KNOWS?
johnologue: Network found (red and bad?)
kusinohki: can you run over the ghost? and will it isekai into another world if you do??
johnologue: Oh no, System is Completed!
e_bloc: a lot of data and some lore
glitched_goddess: rocks who deserve Lithocide
WiJohn: Well, at least we know which rocks to kill
xantos69: What if you could kill a moon rock?
bv310: @kusinohki Just pops up in the party of that dungeon crawler
CodeIndigo: wait, the hud has "NET: OFF" in red
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Could you eat a ghost?
Astramentha: if it deserved it
Shurtal: Just watched the crapshot. That rock was a huge piece of schist
quasi79fu: yes
Mai_Andra: Taking the medication to summon the ghost and luring her to take the buggy is how you unlock the cargo net.
psychopathicjaz: will you be out here for 408 ticks of oxygen?
e_bloc: you wouldn't download a ghost
sporkraptor: oh! she's the ghost of the rock!
TehAmelie: wait no we don't need rock ghosts on the moon
ThePixelSavage: more pressing question is CAN YOU run over a ghost
quasi79fu: wheeeee
CodeIndigo: now it's "completed"? what?
Arclight_Dynamo: "It's got an astronaut motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got astronaut tires, astronaut suspensions, astronaut shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
Driosenth: I would if I could
johnologue: "Tensors Updated" Okay, this is just technobable with random colors and sequences.
Strebenherz: followup bit, you deal with the rock ghost by downloading it
QuantumTwitch: Almost launched your self towards earth
e_bloc: the concept for game is just the ghost's haunted meme
CodeIndigo: did the hud take the drugs?
saintguard: This ghost is the Vtuber of the rock ghost
e_bloc: *moon's haunted
WearingCats_CwC: Is that a movie yet? Download a ghost?
CaptainSpam: WARNING: Engine heats up normally! RED ALERT
sporkraptor: bad news: it's full of ghost
QuantumTwitch: A new way for the ghost
NoxStryx: There is a movie about that! It is called "I downloaded a ghost"
Stormgod519: SPACESHIP!
BusTed: obv.
Despoiler98: GEEZ PAUL
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Obviously
johnologue: Obviously. Paul should have known.
bubba0077: OBVIOUSLY
Thefluffiestguineapig: The idea continuity there is hysterical
TehAmelie: you'd have to kill all the little rocks
quasi79fu: but what if rock is sentient?
public_key_reveal_party: you only kill it when you cause it to leak maple syrup first
sporkraptor: and a dumpster
nimbus_machine: ok chat. i have a vocabulary question for you. is "variates" a word?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! I get it! It's Unsatisfactory!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nimbus_machine As a version of the word variation?
sporkraptor: ghost helps!
ThePixelSavage: maybe the ghost was part of your crew ... before you murdered them all
TehAmelie: @nimbus_machine i think "varies" is what you want
ani_laurel: do you expect them to be capable of programming multiplayer?
Micalovits: And haunted textures! Though I doubt they can help with it
johnologue: I don't think the ghost is supposed to be here, or she's definitely not being a team player
e_bloc: nothing to accrue
quasi79fu: variates is a word...it means to be variable..changeable..I dont know how i know
QuantumTwitch: space for ghost again
Omnipotrevor: "if you're going to haunt me, could you at least sign off on your tasks first?"
quasi79fu: Help i think my brain worked
maclaglen: Yeah, but the ghost only wants to kill you and still gets employee of the month.
Metric_Furlong: @nimbus_machine it is a word, it's just quite a technical term
KeytarCat: I'm off, lybye
bv310: Can we take some rad fluid and try to run over the ghost?
glitched_goddess: does the caffeine module summon a caffeine ghost
QuantumTwitch: That place did not need to decompress.
TehWERR: Die of nappy nap?
sporkraptor: you will die of slaep
MacbethSeemsSus: Hopefully the ghost has a warm meal ready for you.
Fanklok: I would kindly ask you not to whistle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu That's terrifying, it only happens every once in a while, wait for the really hyper specific joke to happen
NoxStryx: Is the liquid 404 because it is not found?
CodeIndigo: @QuantumTwitch it didn't have an airlock
Megaparsec256: i wonder if fatigue also makes you "hallucinate"
sporkraptor: eepy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Have a good time of day!
quasi79fu: i terrrified..
Anaerin: Those Macrotransactions.
quasi79fu: imagine this with twitch intergration
ThePixelSavage: "we mare tired and out of oxygen" ... that is called dying Alex
quasi79fu: with chat being able to messs with the player
Micalovits: Ghost rock maybe?
Stormgod519: the only rock with collision
MacbethSeemsSus: You hit a rock? On the moon? How?
sporkraptor: you found the invisible maze on the moon
quasi79fu: there are invisble wallls on the moon?
DarknessKingCoH: That alarm noise is the same one from Goldeneye
doubledbear: They must hit invisible was al the time on the rea moon
johnologue: I'm annoyed I didn't instantly notice that the info feeds on either side are just randomly spitting out random statuses of random systems, often repeating or contradicting each other.
sporkraptor: invisible moon maze
Shurtal: The Moon Relax: The Ghost Convention
Creature_Comforts: Ghosts but instead of killing you they just backseat
Thefluffiestguineapig: It would be like a more boring Subnautica twitch integration (which does exist)
Anaerin: "Yes, I used a machine gun"
CodeIndigo: "i keep leaving passive aggressive notes in my space suit and forgetting about them, is that normal or just the rad-x?"
bv310: A fire!? At a seaparks?
nimbus_machine: Karats? of what?
Dog_of_Myth:
johnologue: Nucleus offline! Is this spacesuit/rover eukaryotic?
northos: ooooh white carrots!
sporkraptor: gvartsii?
TehAmelie: they made up two of those words
Stormgod519: uh oh
LittleVesuvius: bork bork
nimbus_machine:
Stormgod519: wwwwwwwwwwwwelp
quasi79fu: yay carrrots
IanAllenBird: f
LittleVesuvius: oh no
Stormgod519:
quasi79fu: You borked it
sporkraptor: welp
public_key_reveal_party: o7
quasi79fu: How?
lamina5432:
ContingentCat: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm gonna be honest, I don't feel more relaxed
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sporkraptor: that was very relxasxing
TheAinMAP: We can Relax no more.
Simriel: Okay I gotta sleep
IanAllenBird: what was sadako not scary enough
DigitalSeahorse:
ErynTzun: oh no it's in Russian?
LordZarano: "The Moon Relax is a realistic exploration and survival game set in a large open world on the Moon."
NorthstarTex: uhoh
Stormgod519: hmmmm
sporkraptor: ooodleoooo
Nigouki: 2nd from bottom is options
quasi79fu: yay horror
Larkonus: It's fine, comrade!
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have a W+P bingo! No idea where it went
Stormgod519: yknow...
johnologue: Oh no, she of painting has no face!
Simriel: I'll see the rest in the VOD
quasi79fu: sus horror game
DigitalSeahorse:
LittleVesuvius: uhhhh oh no
bv310: Google lens?
quasi79fu: uh oh
Orxolon: oh oh
Larkonus: "Realistic"
Thefluffiestguineapig: There also used to be a Let's Nope Bingo
quasi79fu: translator?
Simriel: !bingo
Juliamon: An actual use case for Google Lens
Fanklok: I'm more surprised Alex doesn't know how to read cyrillic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone know where they went
ThePixelSavage: russian
johnologue: Oh yeah? Have YOU been to the moon?
Nigouki: top one
ThePixelSavage: literally on top
Arclight_Dynamo: Drop down that says "Russian"?
ghyllnox: Language is in English
Stormgod519: first one
ErynTzun: Survival games are Anti-relax, that is why I do not play them.
WokenClick: I think it's the one that says russioan
Stormgod519: it looks like
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the wrong bingo it looks like
Nigouki: go back
ThePixelSavage: there is the word "Russian"
Nigouki: first menyu
Anaerin: Where it says "RUSSIAN" on the first tab.
Nigouki: top one
sporkraptor: the dropdown menu says "Russian" in english XD
dougma: first tab, top item
Nigouki: yes
quasi79fu: can we have english?
ghyllnox: \o/
ContingentCat: The one that says Russian
quasi79fu: i dont speak russian
CouldntPickAUsername: MOON'S HAUNTED
ClodiumSoride: why was "Russian" in English?
Micalovits:
DW, chat did and all screamed 
WearingCats_CwC: Why?
ErynTzun: Which one is the ANY key?
Stormgod519: need investigate manor
CouldntPickAUsername: *cocks shotgun*
DigitalSeahorse: that was neat
nimbus_machine: "oustide"
Fanklok: ooo that tearing
CouldntPickAUsername: Moon's Haunted
IanAllenBird: oof
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, is it AZERTY?
Stormgod519: I prefer to not do that outside...
nimbus_machine: not outside, oustide
Foxmar320: Oh great pictures
LittleVesuvius: lean implies sneaking
sporkraptor: you're drunk
quasi79fu: i dont like the lean
LittleVesuvius: is this a PT clone
public_key_reveal_party: Oh hey I also liked PT
quasi79fu: Pt vibes
ErynTzun: II do like it when you can pick stuff up and inspect it
doubledbear: Is this russian PT?
Orxolon: "hey everybody, i'm here to warn you that there are some really big spoops coming up and you're gonna get scared,ok?BYEEEEEEE"
Omnipotrevor: @ClodiumSoride Because someone needing to find the language controls probably wouldn't be able to find it otherwise
Stormgod519: "that's one small step for ma- is that a GHOST?!?"
EvilBadman: PT but in Cyrillic
eid010n: We have PT at home
ThePixelSavage: does the "Bass" button bring you drum and bass?
quasi79fu: mouse?
public_key_reveal_party: the game takes place in alberta I guess
MacbethSeemsSus: *pats buddha*
doubledbear: @eid010n Yeah, it's on the playstation
sporkraptor: why a rat
DigitalSeahorse: that voice sounded political
NoxStryx: Why were rats created
sporkraptor: rat there to eet froot
quasi79fu: budddha..rub the belly
MacbethSeemsSus: Is this a PT knockoff.....
WearingCats_CwC: Do we have to kill it now?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: these carpets are startlingly similar to the one in my old house
johnnylongtorso: don't touch the Thomas Kinkade
sporkraptor: oh no it daerk
Orxolon: @NoxStryx to spread diseases
LittleVesuvius: i dont see the scary
Thefluffiestguineapig: I attempted to go to the W+P bingo page that was in the discord and it says it is now a link that doesn't exist which is sad
sporkraptor: eek
Arclight_Dynamo: Respect the hustle, yeah.
Micalovits: Even Ben screams less than them
LittleVesuvius: I too enjoyed Amnesia
IanAllenBird: : O
NoxStryx: To be scared youd have to be able to see anything
sporkraptor: you can use no doors
quasi79fu: yay lamo
DigitalSeahorse: LIES
ghyllnox:
quasi79fu: lamp
Megaparsec256: well i suppose that's a chance from flashlights and batteries
Stormgod519: LIES
aWabbajack: o hai mark
northos: sorry
LittleVesuvius: so whoever did this did want to
quasi79fu: Liiiiieees
NorthstarTex: a very apologetic accusation
johnnylongtorso: lies? of P?
Arclight_Dynamo: Benzine!
Stormgod519: "I did not hit her"
IanAllenBird: kljniokljnhui
Stormgod519: ummmmm
Juliamon: You can always make your own bingo card. There are plenty of online options.
Strebenherz: CRATED
LittleVesuvius: start to crate!
dougma: hahahahahahahah
Despoiler98: CRATES
Foxmar320:
Stormgod519: LOL
HiimDant: were those the LIES, and they did want to do it, and they're not sorry?
DigitalSeahorse: zero to crates!
doubledbear: Every house has them
quasi79fu: why the barrels?
Makoforte: i mean, as someone who has been going through the W+P archives you did tend to peak the microphones a fair bit in what I have watched so far
Nigouki: wow
Orxolon: i like it when i recognize they are being tuly scared
TehAmelie: hey, we have seen that exact incredibly muscular hand holding a lantern in a death grip before
ContingentCat: Um
Makoforte: just
public_key_reveal_party: the crate and barrel room!
DigitalSeahorse: and barrels!
nimbus_machine:
crates!
lamina5432: time to crate
Dr_fragenstien: this game...This game was made for Alex!
Driosenth: Come on down to Barrels and Crates!
NorthstarTex: we got to crates!
Stormgod519: I just saw Alex vent!
LittleVesuvius: Lisa, Lisa
NoxStryx: You discovered the crate and barrel
LilyOfTheVeil666: Crate & Barrel!
Fanklok: Where else are you supposed to keep your mountain dew and bananas?
Makoforte: usually it's because something was stupid instead of scary
doubledbear: Lights in the vents??
7gorobei: crate expectations met
aWabbajack:
what next? Ladders?
dougma: yes!!!!!!!
sporkraptor: as opposed to all the other doors that are fake
MacbethSeemsSus: Arkham Asylum vents
LittleVesuvius: why is there light IN the vent
Thefluffiestguineapig: So do the Let's Nope/W+P bingo cards no longer exist?
62MGcobra: i like my railroads with rails on it
Driosenth: Backlit Fan!
DigitalSeahorse: backlit fan
Foxmar320: Backlit fans!
ghyllnox: The... the vents are lit?
quasi79fu: he is venting
Drasvin: At least it seems like a storage room of some kind
margieargie: "Where there's an airvent, there's a way!"
Dog_of_Myth:
sporkraptor: craaaawlin through the sewers
nimbus_machine:
NorthstarTex: woooooooo!
Dr_fragenstien: oh man is that a breaker I see?
Stormgod519: SALUD!
northos:
I am a fan of backlighting
DigitalSeahorse:
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Orxolon: any claustro lovers?
Anaerin: And why are there bulkhead lights in the air vents?
NoxStryx: One of these days im going to catalog the time to crate for all the watch and play games
xantos69: I recently killed my D&D party with a backlit spinning fan.
RainyMint:
Makoforte: Backlit Fan Gesundheit is my new band name
HiimDant: no fuses, only levers!
ThePixelSavage: that is a giant washing machine
sporkraptor: *gasp* the switch!
ratbabyonline:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex is allergic to all these tropes at once
LittleVesuvius: DANGER main switch. hmmm yes that should for sure be touched
Dog_of_Myth: Good washing machine
Micalovits: Was there a key on the barrel?
DigitalSeahorse:
gazoomtits 
Pheonix888: Alex has been exposed to so many bad video games, he is allergic now?
ContingentCat: Main switch yeah
kusinohki: so about that bingo card. someone surely has 5 in a row already...
Orxolon: now predict 2 more tropes for the bingo card
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't worry, we don't bother with circuit breakers
LittleVesuvius: back through the vents?
QuixoticScrivener: what anachronistic age are we living in?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: since you can move boxes to crawl into vents, is this an immersive sim?
Omnipotrevor: Friggin rabbit ear antennas?
LittleVesuvius: what
doubledbear: door gone
Thefluffiestguineapig: @QuixoticScrivener Trope age!
Stormgod519: ummm
ghyllnox: Hmmm
iarethel0ser: "You have sequence broken"
Stormgod519: no door
nimbus_machine:
sporkraptor: the door vanished
quasi79fu: aqui
NorthstarTex: uh
IanAllenBird: rip
LittleVesuvius: hmmm spoopy
glitched_goddess: DOOR GONE
Dog_of_Myth:
quasi79fu: where the door
public_key_reveal_party: this game is just speedrunning every video game cliche
electra310: Moon's still haunted
NorthstarTex: door's haunted
LittleVesuvius: lol oh no
sporkraptor: no door for you
MacbethSeemsSus:
maxlethebeast: Why is there a light in the vent?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, PT likes
Micalovits: AND stacking crates!
doubledbear: My fav walking sim: Gone Door
quasi79fu: bigger problem
niccus: thieflikes
LittleVesuvius: vent says you dobt have the right
sporkraptor: put crate on washer?
Kasran: any game with a fishing minigame is an mmo
Shurtal: if it's got emails to read, we're 75% of the way there
Drasvin: Those are very light crates
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kasran So ACNH is an MMO?
LittleVesuvius: stam bar
e_bloc: clean solution
ghyllnox: Does it go in the square hole?
Hangedman: it's certainly an MO
Kasran: @Thefluffiestguineapig you can visit your friends, can't you? :^)
NoxStryx: Crawling through a vent, these keys wont find themselves (to the tune of crawling by linkin park)
DigitalSeahorse: same backlit fan!
Fanklok: That fan needs to be reced
public_key_reveal_party: I'm a fan of backlit fans
quasi79fu: noisy fan
Fanklok: replaced
Stormgod519: banan
sporkraptor: backlit fan, won't you come
quasi79fu: bananana
sporkraptor: and wash away the scawwy
Foxmar320: hahahaa
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: pfft
glitched_goddess: los espookies
doubledbear: Animal crossing MMO is just Web Fishing
HiimDant: "okay, bye"
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: only backlit fans
Stormgod519:
EvilBadman: Did you pre-conplete
MacbethSeemsSus: Can you imagine how much it would suck to change the bulb for a backlit fan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, that one particular sound effect
LittleVesuvius: "Oh no IM LATE" vibes
NorthstarTex: thank you sound for telling me to be scared
quasi79fu: ahahahahaha
TehAmelie: if you are inside a vent, fans ought to be backlit. except the light was coming from another vent!
RainyMint:
quasi79fu: DO that again
Stormgod519: AXE
bv310: You CAN get ye axe
ratbabyonline: thered better not be any moon ghosts in this house
johnnylongtorso: heeeeeeere's Alex!
sporkraptor: go get the scuttler
Dog_of_Myth: Here's Alex!!!
Stormgod519: Ive played this rainbow 6 game mode
dougma: i bet it's aliens
Fanklok: Clasic axe leaves bullet shot decal
sporkraptor: axe does not work on door, silly
public_key_reveal_party: wooden doors are immune to axe, famously
nimbus_machine: whats the point of an axe if you cant use it on wooden doors
Anaerin: Armed to the teeth! Alas no No arms? No teeth!
NoxStryx: How has someone not started marketing backlit PC fans
Foxmar320: oh no
aWabbajack: flashlight ammo
TehAmelie: we are so lit. with lights.
quasi79fu: yay drawers
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LittleVesuvius: battris
TehWERR: Why are the doors and walls of spooky mansions always indestructible
LittleVesuvius: oh no
ContingentCat: Oh god
doubledbear: Even the lamp has batteries!
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Hangedman: or is it door oil
Stormgod519: axe
Orxolon: i have another horror trope:when the camera glitches
Hangedman: because it's the 1930s i guess
sporkraptor: oh no lights flashy
quasi79fu: we should have a bingo of horror game tropes lol
LittleVesuvius: why do we have a banana
sporkraptor: gaem want u to be spook
Orxolon: banana!
TehAmelie: this game was just called Haunted Manor, right?
NoxStryx: @Orxolon You mean your eyes dont glitch when scared?
Stormgod519: we have hp?
bv310: Does the little sprinty dude do anything at any point?
public_key_reveal_party: I'm glad most horror games have gotten at least somewhat out of the idea of "hey we should limit your ability to see so you have to manage your resource of being able to observe things"
LittleVesuvius: @TehAmelie It's Nightmare Manor
ghyllnox: Can you go back outside?
Driosenth: break the crates?
TehAmelie: ah. how novel
DigitalSeahorse:
@NoxStryx 
LittleVesuvius: bookshelf smash?
glitched_goddess: axe the spooky a question
NoxStryx: @public_key_reveal_party They have?
Orxolon: @NoxStryx valid
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sporkraptor: shadow was not holding axe
Fanklok: Your shadow isn't holding anything
sporkraptor: axe is transparent
IanAllenBird: can you break the fan
public_key_reveal_party: @NoxStryx some have at least, the good ones
ErynTzun: I am feeling very Evil Dead with axe in hands
xantos69: Click every book
sporkraptor: a hoel for rat?
nimbus_machine: no graham, that makes too much sense
public_key_reveal_party: they gave you an axe that serves no purpose as a prank
Foxmar320: The room with three bookshelves? Maybe ones fake
LittleVesuvius: can you use the key?
Orxolon: another horror trope:extremely high volume noise for the jump scare
ghyllnox: The outside door?
NotCainNorAbel: can you hold the key?
sporkraptor: this is exciting
Larkonus: We hold the world's most ineffectual axe.
glitched_goddess: holy grail
sporkraptor: cup?
Stormgod519: aaaaa
DigitalSeahorse: button
Stormgod519: button?
nimbus_machine:
TehAmelie: that was the painting from the title page. you'd think it was significant
LittleVesuvius: button
Micalovits: Remote!
ratbabyonline: oh its a button. remote.
sporkraptor: sure
quasi79fu: ok?
NorthstarTex: secrets
Orxolon: of course,all victorian houses had secret passages
ratbabyonline: i saw the red dot and went SNIPER! GET DOWN!
sporkraptor: use axe on this door
Micalovits: And makes you doo it in the dark
ratbabyonline: MOON GHOST
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes you need to understand that the solution should be obvious "smash with axe"
Stormgod519: timed thunder?
sporkraptor: and there were eyes, dun dunnnn
quasi79fu: its a box
sporkraptor: drink medicine
sporkraptor: drop banana?
Foxmar320: They played RE7
LittleVesuvius: the box said Use
letsbelgo: lets watch jurassic park
Stormgod519: an exhale?
HiimDant: video tapes? in current year?
TehAmelie: maybe we can put that oil in the lamp?
Arclight_Dynamo: I love/hate that VCRs are shorthand for horror these days.
sporkraptor: put banana on tabel?
Nirvana___: Why can't demons record spooky DVD's?
Micalovits: Can... Can we turn on the lamp again, or is it just dead?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
sporkraptor: axe is for do: nothing
Stormgod519: that was closer...
sporkraptor: scawwy
quasi79fu: who breathing?
sporkraptor: ghost has tape
ratbabyonline: the tape..... was a ghost!
Nirvana___: The axe isn't a tool. It is a metaphor for the duality of man.
letsbelgo: Im glad lets nope has switched to playing more games than talking. I like this more
sporkraptor: put on vcr?
Megaparsec256: one of the options originaly on the examine was "take" so use might have been "take" until you ran out of inventory space?
sporkraptor: put battery in lamp
ratbabyonline: gotta remove the fuel cap from the lamp
MacbethSeemsSus: Update: I have a donut
TehAmelie: old banana just dropped
sporkraptor: you ate it XD
ErynTzun: Use banana, should be eat. lol
ThePixelSavage: you could easily smash that box with an axe
LittleVesuvius: drop the syringes?
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: i'm very disappointed we don't get to blow up the red barrels
Micalovits: Can still happen
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MacbethSeemsSus: *ghost checks watch, waiting for cue*
Dr_fragenstien: could eat the apple. The banana overhealed you
Fanklok: What does right click o when you're examining the box do?
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig: If we could inject the medicine into the barrels for a timed explosion I would respect this game
Megaparsec256: ye cannot drop ye syringe
Stormgod519: t a p e
quasi79fu: lol
Foxmar320: Lets watch it!
Nirvana___: Inject the medicine into the VHS tape
public_key_reveal_party: "what do you mean you're at woods?"
RavenHillbrookInc: Hi. hope trash day is bad in the best way possible
sporkraptor: it is quite bad, yes
Kasran: not to worry, it's a *high quality* vhs tape
Arclight_Dynamo: Shot VCR doesn't even autoplay.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RavenHillbrookInc So far it's been very amusing
ThePixelSavage: cool looking monitor btw
public_key_reveal_party: FMV?
IanAllenBird: neat
DigitalSeahorse:
LittleVesuvius: cool recording!
Arclight_Dynamo: *Shit, pardon me.
Dr_fragenstien: when are people going to stop copying the ring with "media that curses you when you watch it"
Stormgod519: oh wow
HiimDant: full motion video? neat
TehAmelie: secretly an FMV game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey, having to press play isn't anything worse than having to pressurize the sprayer!
Arclight_Dynamo: The LONG way
quasi79fu: oh highquality footage weird
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
e_bloc: love a good mfv game
ErynTzun: Did not realize the flap lifts up? i meeeeean
RavenHillbrookInc: Fantastic!
sporkraptor: oh no
HiimDant: also, we're in the 80's, I guess?
Nirvana___: If this is ACTUAL live video, I can't WAIT to see the monster
Stormgod519: barely ran and stops running
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dr_fragenstien When disney has original ideas and approves them again and doesn't insist on tethering them to established IP
IanAllenBird: rip to that guy
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Stormgod519: hmmmm
nimbus_machine: nice scream right there
sporkraptor: and then, he gargled
Stormgod519: rip I guess
Orxolon: ooo,no monster
northos: a aa a aaaa a
Foxmar320: Im sure that guy is fine
DigitalSeahorse: it's a fun page
quasi79fu: it was the Blair witch
MacbethSeemsSus: I was just thinking about how satisfying old cd/dvd loaders were. That would kinda grab it partway in
Texan_Reverend: It's funny to be watching this stream on a CRT TV right now.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so what, then the monster helpfully labeled the tape and put it in a box?
sporkraptor: and now you have summoned teh monstre
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sure he's fine and didn't just drop his very expensive camera and was mad about it
ThePixelSavage: oustide
ErynTzun: There's a level of adding a VHS filter where I just don't want. Fixing tracking was annoying, terrible signal quality you cannot improve do not want that back.
EvilBadman: Bless indie horror devs for teaching kids what a vhs tape and player are
Shurtal: that's quite the range you have there
Foxmar320: We want to leave the murder house
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just climb out a window
Orxolon: but you just came from the tv room
Stormgod519: p i p e
quasi79fu: who has asthma in the game?
northos: sinkscare
sporkraptor: ghost: *sighs heavily* "you think *you're* bored"
LittleVesuvius: yeah
DigitalSeahorse: no plumbing, only sink
ErynTzun: Shaped like Cars!
Foxmar320: My mom had one
sporkraptor: yep
JadedCynic: yeah, they were prank toys
xantos69: But you can sell anything to an idiot.
LittleVesuvius: where spoop??
RavenHillbrookInc: the cabinet sure looks like a loop
e_bloc: oh yeah I knew somsone who had one
Makoforte: GOD
glitched_goddess: my uncle had a vhs rewind ear in the shape of a corvette
sporkraptor: maybe vanishing door is back?
Makoforte: we had those disc drs here too...
DaFhaye: God using those at gamestop. It almost never worked
public_key_reveal_party: "scary"
ErynTzun: Yes at my US EB games we had those, they could save some of the worst things but you had to give it enough liquid.
Larkonus: Look, I was practicing for my DJ set using Blockbuster discs on sandpaper. I had to practice somehow!
sporkraptor: maybe vanishing door will jumpscare you
ClodiumSoride: those disk repolishers actually worked, made a few PS1 games playable again
Megaparsec256: if we take an axe to the red barrels do we blow up?
Nirvana___: Yeah, just like that!
quasi79fu: The scariest thing about this house...The boringnesss
sporkraptor: the ghost is bored
Orxolon: that videotape is IA
lightfut: Be kind rewind
TehAmelie: remember when they boasted on the DVD case about having interactive menus?
DigitalSeahorse: Be Kind. Please, Rewind.
ErynTzun: They make professional machines that work better that are used at used video game stores, so there is something to it.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, ew, it calls it a "VHS Player" instead of a "VCR." Damn kids.
sporkraptor: yep, there's an eject button
sporkraptor: woot!
Orxolon: @TehAmelie and onus material
glitched_goddess: time to return it to blockbuster
sporkraptor: now you can throw tape at ghost
Megaparsec256: the first vcr made entirely of vantablack
sporkraptor: bar is winding down...
sporkraptor: oh that's... direction bar?
public_key_reveal_party: I played a game recently called dead format that is basically this game if it was good and interesting
BusTed: cart corral
ClodiumSoride: @Orxolon I choose to believe the typo was intentional
JadedCynic: fast rewind yeah
theambivalentagender: The shopping cart disposal place?
Orxolon: @ClodiumSoride xD
TehAmelie: i did watch a DVD once that had no menus. it just ran the movie from the start, and looped when finished. so weird.
Larkonus: If you remember having to rewind your rental VHS, remember your back pain medication.
LittleVesuvius: can you use tv
Metric_Furlong: anyone remember VCR cleaning tapes
Nirvana___: They did, but a lot of people didn't let tapes go all the way to the end. They stop them when the credits began, and then ejected (if you sucked)
DigitalSeahorse: some people had separate units for rewinding only
Dog_of_Myth: As someone who used to work for Blockbuster, the amount of people who didn't rewind was quite a bit.
sporkraptor: ghost rave
Anaerin: @theambivalentagender The official term is a "Cart Corral"
leebenningfield: haev you read the book "Universal Harvester" by John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats
ErynTzun: I had a VCR that didn't auto rewind, but it was just built into you to do it, don't want to be 'that asshole.'
Foxmar320: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Yup, I also have knee arthritis thanks
Juliamon: I didn't let tapes go to the end because the unexpected abruptness of it turning off scared me
NoxStryx: Fast times at ridgemont high mentioned?
LittleVesuvius: @Dog_of_Myth we had one where we had to stare at the VCR to make sure it actually finished rewinding
xantos69: Is that what they call it now days?
7gorobei: did you see the LTT vid on preserving the Reboot series? tape tech was a mistake.
Orxolon: @sporkraptor *darude sandstorm intensifies*
MacbethSeemsSus: This conversation reminds me of the N64 demos at Blockbuster
Kasran: voices of the void at home
ErynTzun: I would fall asleep and tapes would get to the end, but otherwise yeah it's too jarring to let them abruptly stop,.
LittleVesuvius: to clarify: I was a VCR owner not a blockbuster employee
ClodiumSoride: anyone else remember vulturing the "just returned" tapes at Blockbuster for the new releases?
DigitalSeahorse: I played this one old cartoon so much that the tape broke
sporkraptor: it'd be cool if the recording on the tape changed
Inari_Kitsune: Is there another bookcase object to touch?
Arclight_Dynamo: I just want a game that makes you go "Fuck! Beta!"
sporkraptor: and by "cool" I mean "something"
Larkonus: That sounds like a fun puzzle game.
RavenHillbrookInc: is there a tracking button or something you have to do during the tape playing?
LittleVesuvius: i think the trigger isnt working
sporkraptor: as opposed to "nothing" which is what is happening
Astramentha: Amanda’s Adventure!
Dr_fragenstien: I feel like it's been done, but I can't remember what off the top of my head
NoxStryx: They played that on Lets Nope, it is Amanda the Adventurer
Inquisitor_Xian: didn't they just play a game basically exactly like that on lets nope?
nevermore913: Who doesn't bring their cart to the cart return? I mean I may ot bring it all thr way to the front if they have other cart return areas, but definitely to those areas
Orxolon: my idea is to film you without you knowing it and show you something behind you
ErynTzun: They put the Just Returned box behind the counter so we could not get at it in al the Blockbusters in my area.
Astramentha: @noxstryx THATS it
eid010n: what did the note on the sideboard say?
LittleVesuvius: Amanda the Adventurer (and its sequel)
sporkraptor: room broken
Arclight_Dynamo: @nevermore913 I always tidy up the carts in the corral, too.
Orxolon: Amanda?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That game is SO GOOD
MacbethSeemsSus: It's a really good series
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig my condolences
Thefluffiestguineapig: Amanda the Adventurer
johnologue: Fun idea.
e_bloc: there are 4 now I think
10of9: Wasn't that also a thing in that Blair Witch game with the dog in the woods?
LittleVesuvius: can you chop where the door was?
Shurtal: Two tvs? how fancy
sporkraptor: nope, door still gone
e_bloc: woolly stan here
northos: @nevermore913 unfortunately, a disappointing number of people will just leave their cart right there in the parking spot no matter how close the cart corrals are
LathosTiran: my neck hurts
DigitalSeahorse: my parents had a wood panel tv
Foxmar320: Thanks my back hurts
public_key_reveal_party: can you hit the barrel with the axe and make it explode?
johnologue: the light is leaking out
Orxolon: the chick chuck?
DigitalSeahorse: it was heavy
ContingentCat: How decadant
BrindleBoar: YOOOOOOO
nimbus_machine: that crate is a worse enemy than the ghodt tjkng
LittleVesuvius: ohhh yesss
JadedCynic: tvs built into a 'sidetable'
Texan_Reverend: I have two wood-panelled TVs in my collection right now.
SnackPak_:
TehAmelie: yaaas
GasCityGaming: Now you can pay a lot of money for a Frame TV and give it a wood frame
Foxmar320: Yessssss
Dog_of_Myth:
northos: strats!
KadmosTech: GG
Despoiler98: My family had a wood panel TV for most of my childhood
MacbethSeemsSus:
DigitalSeahorse: heck yeah!
ghyllnox: \o/
kassbjames: WIN!
Stormgod519: NICE
Arclight_Dynamo: Fuck yooooou, house!
eric_christian_berg: You win!
TheAinMAP:
nimbus_machine:
xantos69:
50 Bits
LittleVesuvius: subocean!
dougma:
LaconicLad: You did it!
Orxolon: speed run technique
Despoiler98: YEEEEEAAAA
JadedCynic: aaaaaand time to subocean?
arcaneIllumination: I sometimes grab carts people have left on my way into the store.
sporkraptor: and now you woooooooo yeesssssss
Strebenherz: to the shadow realm!
margieargie: The double sub ocean stream!
Drasvin:
RavenHillbrookInc: SUB OCEAN GET!!!!!!!!!!!!
ErynTzun: We had wood panel tvs in the 80s, I had one. It had a wireless remote control that was very clicky and satisfying.
Shurtal: we had a piece of furniture tv, had like, wood scroll work and a Touch Tone PHone number pat for channel select. I HATED moving that thing
Nigouki: hoooooowwwwwwwwww
sporkraptor: 10/10, no notes
public_key_reveal_party: got there everyone
quasi79fu: yay we found sub ocean
DigitalSeahorse:
Metric_Furlong: two sub-oceans in one stream?!
quasi79fu: we aare freee of the house
LordZarano: "Welcome to Nightmare Manor - a terrifying horror game that will take you to an old manor steeped in dark history. In this game, you will feel the cold breath of the past, finding yourself in a place where sinister entities live."
7gorobei: we escaped, do we win
eid010n: Honestly surprised that didn't happen trying to get into the vent the first time
Strebenherz: Reminding me, thank you alex for your "response to people saying "HAHA DO YOU REMEMBER THIS comic"
Kasran: two nonstandard suboceans today! our cups runneth over
GreyThey: I got here just in time for the sub-ocean
MacbethSeemsSus: You scared the ghost awway
Stormgod519: pfft
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: MTG Battlegrounds?!
LittleVesuvius: ok
Juliamon: nevermore913 the number of people who wheelie-pop carts to hook the front wheels on the landscaped divider is WAY too high around here
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
DigitalSeahorse: dragon
Nirvana___: Darkest Dungeon?
GasCityGaming: that was Godzilla
KadmosTech:
"It's not" 
Metric_Furlong: that was godsilla
johnologue: Made it home!
Stormgod519: uh oh
ThePixelSavage: thats is just teh godzilla sound
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
LittleVesuvius: the boobkini has returned
Arclight_Dynamo: I appreciate the Warcraft II cursor.
Metric_Furlong: that's Inception
Orxolon: only 1 legend
ForOhForError: gauntlet cursor? extra points
Nigouki: that font looks familiar
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm sure Persian history was *just* like this
xantos69: @LittleVesuvius It never left.
nimbus_machine: hellooooooooo
WearingCats_CwC: Skreeeee-onk!
quasi79fu: Gojira
Dr_fragenstien: oh we can see it
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, we see it.
BrindleBoar: yeah we have... fake screen burn-in as well
Strebenherz: we can see it
ghyllnox: Yup
Lysander_salamander: I can kind of see it
ForOhForError: no we see it
Orxolon: i can XD
Metric_Furlong: we can see it
LittleVesuvius: we can see it
quasi79fu: uhhh
ghyllnox: We can see it
Despoiler98: we see it
TehAmelie: Legend of Persia, aka Prince of Zelda
ThePixelSavage: oh we can see it
JadedCynic:
black on DARK charchoal grey
letsbelgo: We can seeee
DigitalSeahorse: I can't see and I'm on bright
LilyOfTheVeil666: I can sort of see something
Lysander_salamander: I have my brightness turned up
ErynTzun: yes full screen it is visible
Stormgod519: oh I can barely see it
Orxolon: and game never booted XD
7gorobei: can see it
quasi79fu: you bork game before you played?
ErynTzun: It's ass at loading
Stormgod519: "you're finally awake"
ForOhForError: it's not game?
DigitalSeahorse: unplayable?
Strebenherz: did you already break it?
KadmosTech: Welp, great game. 10/10. Roll credits.
Orxolon: maybe it was saying adjust brightness hahaha
Blasteg: Is this one of those seconds per frame game
ErynTzun: Was it just an ini?
ghyllnox: Literally unplayable is a *kind* of ass
quasi79fu: and that was the game?
LittleVesuvius: maybe it's extremely poorly reviewed because it doesn't work?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wow it's my experience with Space Marine 2
theworldsmith1: no that was the whole game
MacbethSeemsSus: bwaa?
GreyThey: So far, not a very compelling legend
BrindleBoar: Least playable but not worst
ForOhForError: "...
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, the last person to play this game just didn't rewind it.
LittleVesuvius: a menu might be occurring
ErynTzun: Is it just several layers of art?
Stormgod519: what with that ring?
MacbethSeemsSus: @Arclight_Dynamo so rude
Orxolon: go!be a legend
Lysander_salamander: wow
Foxmar320: omg
ErynTzun: Ummm
LittleVesuvius: oh no.
DigitalSeahorse: \\..
nimbus_machine:
quasi79fu: sudden sound
Stormgod519: LOL
Astramentha: 🤌
NullColaShip: They all just came in, killed a rock and left
nevermore913: They spent all their money on that intro
KadmosTech:
Orxolon: hahaha
gsyhiap:
quasi79fu: wtf is happening
trebuchetboy: alex how could you
Lysander_salamander: what's causing it to hang like that/
DigitalSeahorse:
quasi79fu: There goes godzillla
Stormgod519:
15 seconds? that's at least 20 minutes... 
Lysander_salamander: something eating up the ram?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you get to skip the video, but not any other parts of the intro
MacbethSeemsSus: Was that the inception "bwaaa" at the end?
Orxolon: game let me play you plz
omdorastrix: OH! You're Awake (Is in Skyrim Cart)
electra310:
glitched_goddess: “15 seconds? cool cool…and the notation for seconds is M, right?”
GreyThey: The Legend of the Poorly Optimized Game about Persia
ErynTzun: $1.99 is too much for this game
SymphonySolstice: it's trying
quasi79fu: hello game are you there?
LittleVesuvius: @omdorastrix "You were trying to cross the border, Right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as that thief over there."
bv310: I've played Fallout 4 on PS5, I can absolutely believe a console game can crach
Megaparsec256: "s for character abilities menu"
LittleVesuvius: (I play way too much Skyrim)
ClodiumSoride: @SymphonySolstice our patience?
TheMadS8nt: "if you can read this you are standing to close"
omdorastrix: lens flare
TehAmelie: i managed to get Doom on PS1 to crash. repeatably!
Foxmar320: I love that
public_key_reveal_party: ui enters stage left
LittleVesuvius: oh i think the screen keeps zooming
Orxolon: so slow
Lysander_salamander: was this ai vibe-coded?
TheMadS8nt: you heard of 60 fps? well how about 6
Stormgod519: oh no
ThePixelSavage: this is some of the worst UI ever made
CaptainSpam: Just eeeeeeeeease those options right in there, don't wanna go too fast, man.
SymphonySolstice: wheeee
MacbethSeemsSus: oh no, is it fixed to refresh rate?
GreyThey: Oh, this game is aggressively bad for motion sensitivity
ErynTzun: All Reviews: Negative (18) Release Date Jun 3, 2014
quasi79fu: OMg
JadedCynic: dear lord that BAD UX
Orxolon: @TheMadS8nt hahahahahah
nimbus_machine: wheeeeeeeeeeeee
BusTed: good laugh
Shadwhawk: I've never seen a menu *this slow*
LittleVesuvius: the cackle oh boy
Stormgod519: mwahahaahaa
Kasran: legends of persian malware
public_key_reveal_party: skeletor was that you?
CaptainSpam: And faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade.
quasi79fu: mwwhahahahahaah
bv310: The fact that the bars are interactable as it flies by is fascinating
SnackPak_: i love this
RainyMint:
EbDorian:
I can feel myself aging
Orxolon: anyone is reminded of the DOS games?
LathosTiran: how to boost your player out of the refund window
quasi79fu: checks clock...
LittleVesuvius: This is. sure a thing
SymphonySolstice: we're really in it now
Stormgod519: Im never complaining about load times again
quasi79fu: is game ready yet?
maxlethebeast: This is how we get to the player to reach 2 hours for no refunds.
TheAinMAP:
Kasran: kind of game you need to use air freshener after
DigitalSeahorse: not quite as long as it took on the old Amstrad PC but yeah this is sloooow
Megaparsec256: the funniest part is how fast the "loadscreen" looking thing flashes by
ForOhForError: we gotta hang in there frog fractions 5 might be in here
nimbus_machine: the devs have taken it upon themselves to fix the attention spans of the current generation.
Orxolon: @maxlethebeast smart
TehAmelie: i'm getting vibes of that Conan ripoff game with mass amounts of nudity
MacbethSeemsSus: Look the director had a vision.
Orxolon: OK,OK
public_key_reveal_party: I'm kinda wanting to make "finding games on steam simulator"
JadedCynic: Actually I disagree - this game is OPTIMIZED - did you see how short those loading screens were? They'd cause epileptic siezures they blinked through so quick
Thefluffiestguineapig: @maxlethebeast We've seen a lot of those strategies on this show
Foxmar320: omg a game
Fanklok: You can still get a refund past 2 hours, it just needs a review
KadmosTech: Cutscene Simulator
quasi79fu: its working?
Stormgod519: pfft
Stormgod519: they holding something
TheMadS8nt: some games are enhances with audio, I feel this one may not be one
quasi79fu: cement...aka concrete is very very old
Thefluffiestguineapig: Prediction: chances are low
quasi79fu: artwork is prettty
SymphonySolstice: this would be kinda cool if not for all the..it
Kipstar: i love that we STIll don't know what sort of game this is
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Oh it was used by the Romans extensively yeah
CaptainSpam: Two hours of cutscenes before the game begins?
Stormgod519: lol
ErynTzun: Someone is calling it a poorly made Diablo clone in the reviews
ForOhForError: this is all very earnest at least
MacbethSeemsSus: Quick search confirms Kay Khosrow was real, so.......
xantos69: Concrete apparently developed about 3000 bc.
quasi79fu: Is this a visual novel?
Strebenherz: the angel paused, then remembered all the years it worked retail, and smote the king anyways
Stormgod519: did those birds fall?
public_key_reveal_party:
"dang, sucks to suck kid" 
SymphonySolstice: yeah
Shurtal: Salt water
Arclight_Dynamo: WE DID FIGURE IT OUT, YES.
letsbelgo: yes
eric_christian_berg: Yep.
Joecool190: yeah
Kasran: yes, we did
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep
Arclight_Dynamo: Crap, sorry for caps
KadmosTech: Aliens.
Strebenherz: IT WAS SALT WATER?! that was it?
letsbelgo: salt water and lime
BrindleBoar: yes, the recipe said "water" but it was "sea water"
KadmosTech: Ope
WiJohn: Aliens
OmegaPlatinum: pasta sauce
Cptasparagus: baliens
sporkraptor: complicated chemical stuff
JadedCynic: local lime and salt water
Thefluffiestguineapig: We did, but people aren't going to use it probably because modern is less expensive
xantos69: Basically Salt water + Lime.
DigitalSeahorse: neato
ThorSokar: the secret was a certain percentage of ash being added
ForOhForError: yeah bits of extra stuff in there make it self healing
JKBalch: Sea water, specifically not salt water
TehAmelie: that was one of the big things we lost in the middle ages huh
Shurtal: yeah, last few years
letsbelgo: Water activated the lime which filled in cracks
sporkraptor: yah, very recent
JadedCynic: it was pre covid
Thefluffiestguineapig: Within the last 6 years IIRC
DarthRagnar815: I believe so, yes.
BrindleBoar: in this millennium yeah
LittleVesuvius: that is impressive
Orxolon: like the water army
MacbethSeemsSus: Still holds up in sea water, but patching what we have in modern times is cheaper
nimbus_machine: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry: Conk Kreet
DigitalSeahorse: and we're still using shitty concrete because it's cheap
quasi79fu: we still dont know Greeek Fire
adept_nekomancer: The joy of an island is the vast amount of sea available
Metric_Furlong: sort of like how most of our recipies ask for 'eggs' without specifying chicken eggs
Anaerin: Why not just freeze some wet sawdust?
Shurtal: it's the old "This 2000 year old recipe says one egg. WHAT KIND OF EGG" situation
sporkraptor: just pitch some concrete powder in the sea, and there y'go
ErynTzun: Oh, this was a Kickstarter game
JKBalch: Look, it's a C, you can't be surrounded
omdorastrix: Pykrete
Orxolon: when does the game begin?
Anaerin: Damnit, Alex, you got there too.
ThePixelSavage: but do you have the mediterrean sea which is famously high in saline content?
sporkraptor: soooooo game?
Stormgod519: hmmm
Dog_of_Myth: @quasi79fu Actually they figured that out recently as well
Stormgod519: uh oh
Pheonix888: Oh is that the next RoadQuest? IceSeaQuest?
ghyllnox:
eric_christian_berg: That's very cool.
Lysander_salamander: wild
LittleVesuvius: that is super cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that would change things
LittleVesuvius: i am so curious what is going on with this game
DigitalSeahorse:
Artificer0: the anticipation
DigitalSeahorse:
adept_nekomancer: @kassbjames Thanks, volcano!
GreyThey: Do you think we're still fading out, or are we currently fading in?
Stormgod519: didnt expect loading screen simulator..
quasi79fu: did game die?
CaptainSpam: Are the fans on the computer going into overdrive?
kassbjames: And actually watching concrete cure would be MORE interesting
theworldsmith1: i dont think ive ever heard of a loading simulator before
xantos69: I understand this game's thing now. It just takes 2 hours until you get to the gameplay. That way you can't refund it.
HiimDant: glad to know that Mister Stark's response to 'water's acting weird' is "i'm gonna drink it"
LittleVesuvius: turning our PS2 on its side worked when I was a kid
Orxolon: come on game,don't die
ThePixelSavage: @GreyThey neither ... we are just fading
Thefluffiestguineapig: It would be SCREAMING trying to read this disk
ForOhForError: that worm gear is stuck as hell
SnackPak_: so god cant see
TheMadS8nt: 360
Foxmar320: 360
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait for the door loading screens
JadedCynic: x360
ErynTzun: This is the first PSX the ones in the first 6 months that would start to overhead and smoke
Driosenth: 360, red ring of death
GasCityGaming: 360 was the towel
LathosTiran: 360 gen 1
Anaerin: The Towel Trick was the 360.
MacbethSeemsSus: 360
MTigress: x360, reflowing it
OmegaPlatinum: 360 red ring
Stormgod519: 360
NoxStryx: Xbox red ring of death
EbDorian:
pop the disc-tray while it's loading
Foxmar320: I had to do that for one of my many 360s
DaFhaye: By next Watch and Play it might get through all of the screens
Stormgod519: it was for red ring of death yeah
DigitalSeahorse: on Amstrad I'd just have to get up and go crab a snack
satyropodobny: god I miss the sound of disc drive reading a disc
ForOhForError: 360 you baked it to reflow the solder yeah
TehAmelie: my cousin's PS1 worked best standing on the side. he thought they ripped off the PS2 design from him
kassbjames: @adept_nekomancer Yup. It's like being in a highly volcanic area lead to interesting chemistry
Nirvana___: Maybe we actually ARE playing 'Blind'!
wiganlass: this is running slower than my old Sinclair computer and the games were on cassette
JadedCynic: the Thompson CD-ROMs were the source of the problems
LittleVesuvius: oh? is actually game???
TheMadS8nt: sooooo I'm guessing we figured out the rating
Stormgod519: game!
Driosenth: reseat the heat spreader
ForOhForError: audio!
omdorastrix: 30 second fade in
aWabbajack: Let go!
Despoiler98: dramatic music
Lysander_salamander: tab is an interesting choice
MacbethSeemsSus: Music, good sign
nimbus_machine: ok next youll tell me we've figured out damascus steel
quasi79fu: i hear something
DigitalSeahorse:
NoxStryx: It worked because the issue was bad solder contacts and heating it up melted the solder into place
ghyllnox: \o/
LittleVesuvius: oh hey a diablo alike!
NightValien28: gameplay!!!!!
Artificer0: game
Despoiler98: its a Diablo
Mai_Andra:
oh, it's Path of Persia 
DigitalSeahorse: a top down
MacbethSeemsSus: diablo like?
JadedCynic: a diablo-eque
Thefluffiestguineapig: Diablo like!
Shadwhawk: 20 minutes to load into a Diablo game!
Omnipotrevor: What was it taking all that time to load? The entire game at once?
ThePixelSavage: looks a bit liek Evil Islands
public_key_reveal_party: we found a game!
SnackPak_: new PoE league is weird
Stormgod519: HORSE
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that horse is SMALL
DigitalSeahorse: honse
DoodlestheGreat: honae
HadesLeprechaun: did it have to load like, the entire game map or what?
kassbjames: Not worth the wait
Thefluffiestguineapig: You cannot get ye honse
Orxolon: maybe it was worth the while
quasi79fu: Oh its uhhh.....Titanquest
ForOhForError: wait wait, click honse 20 times
CaptainSpam: Horso
KadmosTech:
Anaerin: Diablo is Isometric, this is a Neverwinter Nights-esque.
ErynTzun: My friend had an early PSX and we had to flip it upside-down to get it to read discs, until it got to the point of overheating where it just wouldn't load at al and we had to leave it off for an hour.
DigitalSeahorse: dude fixing a cart
Iperithon: Yooo, how did you find the files for the Path of Exile BETA?!
Anaerin: No, this is Unity, not Unreal.
Driosenth: Unreal or Unity?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's the Starcraft 1 Battle dot net menu noises
sporkraptor: you have: nothing
sporkraptor: you have: no skills
Stormgod519: @Driosenth Ubisoft...
sporkraptor: you have: no character
KadmosTech: Unreal or not, these load times are unreal.
MacbethSeemsSus: Computer: I'm on an ssd you know Game: a what?
DoodlestheGreat: This guy is walking like he's desperately holding in an enornous turd.
ErynTzun: Well it certainly does look like Diablo, but very much unfinished.
sporkraptor: this game is not for interacting with
Arclight_Dynamo: This Diablows.
ErynTzun: No surprise it was a kickstarter
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Ah yes, the gotta shit walk
Fanklok: Well go on, find teh spy
nimbus_machine: that walking animation is. something
LittleVesuvius: Is the text the direction you need to go?
CaptainSpam: Planking affected us all.
sporkraptor: it's just for watching cut scenes and long-ass loading times
Nigouki: i need to play Commandos again
TehAmelie: i could go for having this music play when i walk around town
ThePixelSavage: to go faster Alex
HiimDant: take that, foul carts!
sporkraptor: random bloodstains on roof?
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Stormgod519: barrel go boom
nevermore913: Where are the people
sporkraptor: punch rock?
public_key_reveal_party: you ever one inch punch a barrel so hard it explodes?
Anaerin: "Hey baby, are you the state? 'cause I really wanna smash you right now"
quasi79fu: my barrrel
adept_nekomancer: Carts: "I'll just smash them!" Small planks: "Nope, no way to deal with these."
quasi79fu: you monster
sporkraptor: graveyard is next to the freeway
sporkraptor: punch sunflowers
MacbethSeemsSus: Am horse spy?
TehAmelie: there's the "gotta poop" walk and then there's this guy who's holding his whole torso totally still
Kasran: hudda hudda huh?
betweenmyself: “Can smash barrels and crates. 10/10. Would sit through five minute load times again.”
DigitalSeahorse:
LittleVesuvius: can you leave via glowing gate?
Kasran: wait that's pyro not spy
Orxolon: so you have to wait to start playing with unskippable cutscenes,the 5 minute black screen,and when you start NOTHING happens
public_key_reveal_party: "hello I'm looking for a man who has been spying on you, have you seen him?"
LittleVesuvius: oh ok
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
DigitalSeahorse: "something"
DigitalSeahorse:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no I swear that's the Starcraft 1 bnet menu noise
MacbethSeemsSus: you're graverobbing?
Stormgod519: Finding Private Ryan is somehow the next quest...
HadesLeprechaun: i expect you need to equip
Arclight_Dynamo: I swear the objective UI sound effect is from Starcraft.
Kasran: why did we even build the cursed graveyard
kassbjames: Well, it would be simple grave robbing if it weren't cursed
Stormgod519: zombies
Orxolon: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa ikr!?is the same sound
Omnipotrevor: biff
Metric_Furlong: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa there's been a couple of 'borrowed' sounds/music cues already, so I'd believe it
satyropodobny: multistage job interviews in the big 2026 be like:
HadesLeprechaun: didn't equip, my guess
LittleVesuvius: are you onepunch man in this game
TheAinMAP:
ThePixelSavage: he has 4 little knuckle swords
e_bloc: sheeeeeit
Nirvana___: An ancestor of the One-Punch-Gran?
MacbethSeemsSus: those are diablo sfx
nimbus_machine: why would you bury your family members in a cursed graveyard? if you like them its bad bc theyre not at peace, if you dont like them its bad cuz theyll come back to cause you more problems!
ContingentCat: Sword is decorative
quasi79fu: at least this is better equip system
Micalovits: I mean, after the insane loading screen this looks decent xD
Orxolon: no,my table!
DigitalSeahorse:
johnologue: @nimbus_machine Maybe you bury the people you hate to force them to guard your stuff
GasCityGaming: I did have to make a presentation once and present it to a supervisor and hiring manager over teams
ThePixelSavage: why is the spy from the Lantern Corps?
DigitalSeahorse:
GasCityGaming: somewhat different
LittleVesuvius: the child is the spirit, i'm guessing
Stormgod519: are we arashk?
Gekyouryuu:
you're in the middle east, Alex. it's Brock Sampson *and Delilah*
quasi79fu: oh no
quasi79fu: Skillls
adept_nekomancer: Pasive
ThePixelSavage: like Donkeys do
Stormgod519: no, ham comes from pigs...
Stormgod519:
sporkraptor: diabloique
Lysander_salamander: It's ok
Orxolon: is soo addictive
ThePixelSavage: that is a hell of a thing to admit to on camera
LathosTiran: did the loading time render the inside of every building?
xantos69: Diablo II is pretty solid.
Metric_Furlong: have you played outside of earnest?
Mattmitchell45: Diablo is very slick
TehAmelie: i played D1 after playing a lot of D2, was underwhelmed
ErynTzun: Recommend I&II with Mods
DarkNacht: Path of Exile is great
SnackPak_: its a whole thing
bv310: You play it like Adam: intensely
TehWERR: I recommend you play poe that way as well
ThePixelSavage: love farmign loot to ... farm more loot
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: or try Grim Dawn, which is quite a bit more intentionally singleplayer
Despoiler98: Graham that is how I played all the Diablo games
GasCityGaming: I've put 50 bucks in and have 1500+ hours.
Gekyouryuu:
oh, it's an extraction rpg?
NoxStryx: Also Titan Quest and Grim Dawn
MacbethSeemsSus: "Stay a while and listen"
KypFox: Live garbage? Today IS a good day!
Despoiler98: Graham your not wrong I ddid the same time
Despoiler98: thing
LittleVesuvius: I've missed something, what game is Graham referring to re: things reset
Lysander_salamander: No, that was how I played Path of Exile Also. Wasn't interested in the after-game grind.
LordChrusher: I had friends who were trying to get me into PoE
DarkNacht: You aren't an aberration, people on reddit are
Gekyouryuu: @LittleVesuvius Path of Exile
MTigress: but the temporary glory!
Micalovits: I hate that Diablo games and their like have to be a end game grind fest instead of just a good campaign
Sundrall: @LoadingReadyRun I would highly suggest Grim Dawn, lot less complicated than PoE
ContingentCat: Sometimes it's nice for hinges to end
Foxmar320: Im three months off Destiny and I don't think I could go back
HadesLeprechaun: I like playing more, different games, I am not a one-game-for-months player
Iperithon: *looks at 4000 hour clock on POE*
LordChrusher: I played through the campaign then lost interest
dutchmoose: Some people just find their hole
DigitalSeahorse: I don't generally go for top down games unless maybe it looks retro or has fun story
Iperithon: it's ok.
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun will there be a Play + Watch stream in the future, where Graham plays and Alex picks the games? ^^
LittleVesuvius: I am "picks the game up for 4 weeks straight but then forgets about it for 6mo" type OR I will play it constantly once I figure out how (see: BG3 and Elden Ring)
betweenmyself: apparently the new WWE game has an absolutely atrocious Battle Pass
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if any of the Warhammer diablo-likes are any good.
nimbus_machine: battle tiger!! regular wolf
CaptainSpam: Okay, I'll give them credit that the MASSIVE GLOW from the gold helps see it's there, but still...
ThePixelSavage: a Tiger is never free
MTigress: ow
Ankarah: that is one shiny tiger
DigitalSeahorse: and*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GirlPainting It has happened before!
quasi79fu: Some people like Dark Souls..SOme people like Fortnite..But you wont find me playing them...Its about personal preference
quasi79fu: Sorrry if that was wrong to say
Darleysam: old man yells at (digital) cloud
DeM0nFiRe: You definitely dont have to play PoE super grindy. There's a story and you can just do the story by playing however you want. You might die a lot near the end, but there's basically no penalty for dying
GirlPainting: Thefluffiestguineapig realy?
Anaerin: And then you got the "Expansion Pack". Often FOR FREE!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I still pop into UT2004 for some bot matches
DigitalSeahorse: I HATE chores
Omnipotrevor: "dailies"
EvilBadman: Seasons existed in diablo 2, fwiw
Orxolon: to me the dailys or weekly missions feel like a jo
NoxStryx: Yeah Grim Dawn is probably a bit more alex's aesthetic over titan quest. If those devs would put out like a post apocolypse/scifi game that would perfect
Micalovits: It does seem to be creeping back into the mainstream
CaptainSpam: "And if you wanted more of the game, you just trusted whatever .exe file promised more! No matter where you found it! And then you made fanfic."
MacbethSeemsSus: Login streaks are EVIL
LittleVesuvius: @quasi79fu Honestly, you do you. Games are for having fun imo
Arclight_Dynamo: This will sound stupid... I don't like games that are gamified.
ErynTzun: Back in my day we had game expansions and not Seasons and Horse Armor
GasCityGaming: yeah like Borderlands 4 is gonna have a 'post game' but i'm done once the story is over.
Mattmitchell45: Thinking about the whole God of War nonsense
Omnipotrevor: (I'm doing mine in Ever Crisis right now)
ThorSokar: TIL I learned I exclusively play and buy "old man yells at cloud games"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: game's didn't necessarily used to be better but they did understand that you would eventually stop playing them
adept_nekomancer: The ability to patch and update is nice. Just give it to me without any gacha elements.
ThePixelSavage: go by the icons
ErynTzun: No check box to compare?
Dr_fragenstien: There was a post about comparing games like that to maximizing your freezer space to make as many ice-cubes as possible which really change my perspective on these things.
wiganlass: hi Dr Alex have you looked at the remaster of fatal frame 2, it’s so pretty, and you can actually play it with Japanese audio
quasi79fu: is anyone in chat excited for the next Dark picture game taht is upcoming or Pragmata.because those are the two next big games im excited for
Orxolon: DEFINITELY micro transactions killed videogames
quasi79fu: Besides my mega man starforce remake
Orxolon: or not killed ut made so much worse
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh whoops I possessive'd a noun I didn't mean to in my last message
DigitalSeahorse: we got a tiger friend?
Nirvana___: Micro transactions killed AAA games and mobile games. But my happy place is right in the mid-range these days.
Anaerin: And Polymarket is ruining everything else.
NoxStryx: @quasi79fu I still need to play devil in me
QuixoticScrivener: "Predictions markets"
Juliamon: it's so fucking dire
ErynTzun: Betting has always ruined sports and lives
Fanklok: 900 ads ffan duel
ClodiumSoride: @quasi79fu I'm looking forward to Pragmata, and Saros.
Dr_fragenstien: sports betting has made sports worse for a while, but it's certainly got worse
GasCityGaming: ESPN has dedicated segments in sportscenter to betting.
ThePixelSavage: and people betting on the chances of nclear war ... kinda has ruined reality even more
MacbethSeemsSus: Gambling on ANYTHING is just awful
e_bloc: 100%
Mattmitchell45: Also causing ruin on college campuses
ContingentCat: Yuup it's ridiculous
Gekyouryuu: I wish NOT to be a Thrillionaire, thank you
bv310: If you mute the ad breaks, baseball is still okay
Shurtal: and in the states it was only legal in like, 2 places?
ThorSokar: yea, I heard there were even horrid sports betting ads during the damn superbowl
Arclight_Dynamo: Betting on sports has, in the past few years, become more broadly legal in Canada.
quasi79fu: yay sports
fastlane250: hate that sports betting is starting to infect the price is right of all things
GreyThey: There was a major court ruling in the US that legalized it a few years ago
EbDorian: It's legalized in Ontario now
BrindleBoar: Polymarket is fucking astonishing, I have no idea how we got this far down the cyberpunk route
Strebenherz: my us state recently legallized it and jesus h christ the ads are nonstop for it
e_bloc: illegal here everywhere but like nj and nevada until about 2010
Gekyouryuu: @fastlane250 oh?
LathosTiran: now its on your smartphone for ///convenience////
ErynTzun: I was going to say, prediction betting is even worse.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also people bet on the gladiators in Rome
Shurtal: yeah, Kalshi needs to get set on fire
GreyThey: (It used to be illegal in most US states before the court ruling)
drrek0: It was also illegal in a lot of states for a while, so you didn't get national commercials. Then the floodgates opened
e_bloc: delaware got it early, then pretty much every state followed suit
Lysander_salamander: including death pools?
Cptasparagus: like twitch polls
Rhynerd: Now there’s a bunch of apps where it’s legal and they have a lot of advertising money
sporkraptor: including: wars
LittleVesuvius: I can watch but cannot play horror games. I don't enjoy playing them and I tend to stub my toes when playing (while sitting still) for some reason
bubba0077: including nuclear weapon use
adept_nekomancer: This has no perverse incentives for corrupt government officials whatsoever.
Arclight_Dynamo: Prediction markets are cancer.
CaptainCoriale: arizona is currently suing Kalshi for this
DigitalSeahorse: betting is like how many runs in specific inning which would probably be wildly unlikely
MacbethSeemsSus: People with suspicious insider knowledge bet on the war starting
BrindleBoar:
quasi79fu: i kinda wish we got a closer camera look at the enemies..You know to see what they look like instead of a top down view
Strebenherz: HUH
DudelidouX: could probably have bet on a game you were going to play
Despoiler98: yes and US Government officials are using it for illegal trading on things they have confidential information about
johnologue: WOW.
fastlane250: @gekyouryuu New pricing game sponsored by MGM that's basically an ad for them
Thefluffiestguineapig: But now it's horrific and so bad and made for losers
GasCityGaming: it's literally like a casino
Fanklok: The phrase "Sell your predictions" comes up a lot during the ads
NoxStryx: Like betting on America starting a war with Iran
Inari_Kitsune: Tiger needs health
EvilBadman: @Lysander_salamander There was a betting line on politics
Stormgod519: scorpion!!!
Omnipotrevor: There were a run of legilaztions throughout the states over the past few years. (I remember mine). That opened the floodgates
Lysander_salamander: eugh
ContingentCat: Wow
quasi79fu: scorpion
Orxolon: skills skills
niccus: that's what happens when there are no regulations
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not meant as a criticism, that's what it's designed for.
ballesta25: Prediction markets are kinda interesting as a tool to ask for information from "the market", but they're not being used like that in practice.
BrindleBoar: that part isn't even new, it's just a new low
ThePixelSavage: that scorpion looks like straight from Spore
wiganlass: I worked with someone who got banned from a famous uk bookies cos she kept winning
Omnipotrevor: Oh, yeah, they also give bonuses and gifts to the biggest loosers to keep them playing
Gekyouryuu: real estate sharks?
Joecool190: Landlords
WearingCats_CwC: Land shark
CaptainCoriale: I can see that
SymphonySolstice: so true
Makoforte: he was
Lysander_salamander:
tehfewl: Based
LittleVesuvius: I see that
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Makoforte: RIP Toriyama...
johnologue: @Omnipotrevor Loss disguised as a win!
Nirvana___: I know we are past this point, but I NEVER understood how sports betting got into pro wrestling. How do you allow people to bet on literal fixed outcomes?!?
Stormgod519: nice
Makoforte: But yeah I can see it
Anaerin: Also journalists are getting death threats if they don't change a story about the war in Iran, specifically to make their prediction market outcomes pay out.
Shurtal: be like Goldburg and eat the rake the long way
TehAmelie: @Nirvana___ speaking of marks, eh
Kramburger: Not just US, our former deputy PM's 5 year old son just bought shares in a local company that got a contract with the US gov a few days later
Thefluffiestguineapig: Landlords, people who buy houses and are now renting them and why who are why no one will get housing affordably ever
EbDorian:
Speaking of sports: Venezuela just defeated the USA 3–2 in the WBC Final! ⚾
Makoforte: I am imagining like, bubble economy developers and stuff?
LittleVesuvius: @Nirvana___ I mean...money. Unfortunately
Orxolon: did he just split in two?
RhoxPaperScissors: is this unfinished? or an art choice I just dont get?
Lysander_salamander: both?
quasi79fu: the animation style is instersting
DigitalSeahorse: not the investors that just buy homes to live in and renovate, those are smart like people in family
TehAmelie: oh no, a loading screen
quasi79fu: uh oh game?
adept_nekomancer: Time for a five minute loading screen!
Makoforte: @Kramburger you're in AU, right? We've had so many deputy PMs lately...
GasCityGaming: Venuzuela won the world baseball classic!!! beat the US!
Rhynerd: wish granted?
e_bloc: oh thank goodness
Omnipotrevor: Someone went through some effort to animate all this though
MacbethSeemsSus: Get the hampster wheel going!
Nirvana___: @GasCityGaming REALLY?
quasi79fu: OH gahd
e_bloc: escort missions are real missions
LittleVesuvius: I think this game might be having memory issues
GreyThey: Clearly your computer is just too good
GasCityGaming: @Nirvana___ 3-2!
QuixoticScrivener: its optimized for an AWS server
MTigress: secretly it's installing all the ransomware during loading
Orxolon: well we tried
ContingentCat: It's eepy
ThePixelSavage: the thing is ... long loading screens are kinda ok when the other side of it is rewarding ... but this game is not worth it
Nirvana___: @GasCityGaming Oh, that is FANTASTIC
quasi79fu: two years later
NoxStryx: @GasCityGaming I miss Blaseball
BusTed:
SymphonySolstice: OMG
Anaerin: "Please wind tape to marker 313"
dutchmoose: yeah no shit
Orxolon: hahahahahahaha
Lysander_salamander: wow
Pheonix888: accurate
TehAmelie: ooh, a self-burn!
Darleysam: the FAKEOUT
Kasran: LMAO
Stormgod519: PFFT
SnackPak_: art!
LittleVesuvius: perfect timing!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: it heard you
MacbethSeemsSus: WHAT
niccus: never mind
Blasteg: You'd think a computer in 2026 can handle a game from 2014
public_key_reveal_party: nailed it1
betweenmyself: So true
JKBalch: Huh?
ThePixelSavage: its self aware
Lysander_salamander: these jokes write themselves
quasi79fu: what?
TheMadS8nt: game has comedic timing, gotta give it that
Orxolon: exactly game,exactly
johnologue: it's self-aware!
BusTed: diagetic loading screen
quasi79fu: clip that
LittleVesuvius: It heard you critique it
Saintnex:
you were saying
Stormgod519: !clip
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Kramburger: @Makoforte Yeah, it was Barnaby Joyce's kid. Specifically, the one he had with a staffer and blew up his family for
TheGuidingLark: dangerously self aware
OmegaPlatinum: Prediction markets are wild. They bet on whether Jesus will return before 2027 and then they bet on whether THAT bet will rise over a specific percentage
ClodiumSoride: clip *that*
arcaneIllumination: so many clips from tonight!
ContingentCat: Omg that timing
dougma: hello highlight real
ThorSokar: well, they had to simulate those 13 years happening!
CaptainSpam: 13 years later... you can't refund this anymore ha ha ha
MacbethSeemsSus: We could have saved him but the main character was just standing there
e_bloc: did you know detroit was a stop on the underground railroad
Orxolon: it's een a while since i had a laugh like that one
johnologue: it just needs the French accent
Stormgod519: turan turan?
MTigress: @OmegaPlatinum so you're saying it's either 6 or 7?
omdorastrix: Yeah, are the long fade ins to make it hard to refund over steam?
Arclight_Dynamo: The animation is frankly much better than this game should have.
GasCityGaming: see "Diablo"
Omnipotrevor: And a model, not drawn
Makoforte: @Kramburger oh god. he was my fucking minister for a while when I was in the public service. what a fucking garbage man
EvilBadman: Me in Ballard,"Who's this norse looking dude?"
Rockario: The name does line up with a "Legendary ing Of Iran"
Makoforte: god.
DigitalSeahorse: but how much of The Bible is stolen from elsewhere
Makoforte: i know it's true because so much of Eva is based on Ultraman Ace.
Kramburger: @Makoforte This is shocking to me (/s)
Rockario: So I think we can give them credit of trying to adapt an actual source
Mattmitchell45: Where? Where is this coming from?!
Orxolon: idea for Jordynne,we start the highlight reel with watch and play trying to load this game and every so often the video shows the loading time,until we reach the 13 years later
DigitalSeahorse: or borrowed
Gekyouryuu: Yeah, Alex, it's funny that ANNO was just making Ultraman references, but ULTRAMAN actually WAS 100% just being Christian inspired
Strebenherz: this is reminding me al ot of the rwby lore videos. a lot of plot dumping that i have absolutely no attachment to
NoxStryx: But the ultraman references are references to biblical things, it is second hand biblical
Metric_Furlong: no, it's a case of American weebs misreading an interview with one of Eva's producers from like 25 years ago
ThePixelSavage: "at this point I am afraid to ask" ... that point being aprox 4000 years too late
Mathwyn: Jordynne and Beejan having beef?
Stormgod519: he's doing what to Gorgin?
Rockario: "Kay Khosrow (Persian: کیخسرو) is a legendary king of Iran of Kayanian dynasty and a character in the Persian epic book Shahnameh."
Strebenherz: actually no, it's the rwby lore videos because this is all lore they couldn't bother PUTTING IN THE GAME
Micalovits: Speaking of highlights, any news on when the next one is coming out?
Revelia: Eiji Tsubaraya the actual Ultraman creator was Christian, hence the cruxifiction
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IanAllenBird: o7
Metric_Furlong: like, the imagery is, actually, *not* 'just an ultraman reference'
Blasteg: Hey the loading is wprse rhan 06
Stormgod519: o7
Makoforte: @Kramburger thankfully i was low enough ranking i never had to deal with him personall
Arclight_Dynamo: Thanks, gents!
IanAllenBird: thanks for the garbage
SymphonySolstice: incredible
JerryEris: Thank you for the stream!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what a day it was
MacbethSeemsSus: Did you pause or is it loading?
Makoforte: Thanks for the stream!
LordZarano: "Legends of Persia is a highly ambitious Action RPG Adventure which incorporating bloody battles, item usage, character building, and storyline incorporation. The storyline revolves around Keykhosro, the son of the Persian prince Siavosh, who in the name of his father’s blood seeks to take revenge upon Afrasiab, the king of Tooran. Throughout the game, the character will face difficult challenges to overcome, such as defeating massive waves of enemies, encountering difficult bosses, and fi..."
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Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
northos: @MacbethSeemsSus yes
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for playing
LordChrusher: thanks
public_key_reveal_party:
you can't blame this one all on us
Juliamon: Micalovits They aim for every other Saturday
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Thank you for the garbage. Delectable spread this week.
nimbus_machine: o/
kassbjames: Bye gentlemen!
LittleVesuvius: lol
Inari_Kitsune: Thanks for the garbage!
public_key_reveal_party: thanks for streaming!
northos: thanks for the garbage!
Stormgod519: hmmmmm
TehAmelie: it's been 84 years. . .
Orxolon: let me go game
WearingCats_CwC: bai
Micalovits:
@Juliamon Yup, which would have been this last Saturday which is why I was asking
Stormgod519: "13 years later"
LordZarano: Game's "short" description is as long as its loading times
Makoforte: I've had enough Ultraman and Eva Discourse in my life and I am just going to be over here
TheAinMAP: !next
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NoxStryx: You gotta start calling the youtube people Vodvillians
Mattmitchell45: Modern Classic
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
northos: what about petal to the medal
betweenmyself:
what’s the Thwomp thing again? “an hour of silence randomly interrupted by this game” 
Orxolon: yeeeyyy
Stormgod519: @betweenmyself randomly interrupted by "13 years later"
DigitalSeahorse: PRE modern
Stormgod519: heck yeah premodern!
Mattmitchell45: Oo, right when the new Sunderfolk character drops
Juliamon: Micalovits It's not guaranteed, especially when they lost a full week of streams
NoxStryx: It is the opposite of modern
Makoforte: oh there was a premodern tourney at cancon this year, but I am too new a player to play premodern
Stormgod519: Rec Sur? please tell me someone is on Rec Sur!
e_bloc: aka why saproling burst spiked
Micalovits: Oh right, I forgot the week of lost streams
MacbethSeemsSus: I assume pre-modern will be followed by post-modern Magic
Rockario: do they have post-modern yet?
Gekyouryuu: I gotta go back and watch the Dandan vod from whenever that was, so I can learn how Dandan plays, since I got the secret lair deck and it's on its way
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: recsur is back on the menu
Stormgod519: its modern horizons block constructed...
Micalovits: Post modern should be Pioneer right?
dutchmoose: @Stormgod519 I think that's just modern lol
Stormgod519: @Micalovits if wotc didn't forget it existed
EvilBadman: Post-modern is only alchemy, enjoy
Stormgod519: @dutchmoose yes
NotCainNorAbel:
500
DigitalSeahorse:
Stormgod519: Z E T A
TheAinMAP:
tehfewl: pre-modern is old extended decks with bad mana. can be fun if your into that
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electra310: Thats me!
Stormgod519: lol
DigitalSeahorse:
Stormgod519: TEX
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Orxolon: game still paused?
Stormgod519: yepo
SymphonySolstice: dabits
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DigitalSeahorse:
thankies
betweenmyself: this game was like a document from my CPA: “This five minute block of gameplay left blank on purpose.”
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
Stormgod519: dabits dabits dabits!
TheAinMAP:
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Orxolon: hahahah
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Orxolon: gnight
IanAllenBird: o7
Dog_of_Myth:
LittleVesuvius: thanks for the stream!
EbDorian:
ErynTzun:
okay byeee 
Stormgod519: gnight
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads
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