Rhythm Café || Super Crazy Rhythm Castle

Metric_Furlong: !box
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Metric_Furlong: chunky
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BraveOthello: Rhythmic LRR ...
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 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 TehAmelie: ahoy
 BraveOthello: Ahoy hoy
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun 
 e_bloc: this is a house of lies
DideRobot: LRR: Ian and Heather are back at the Super Crazy Rhythm Castle | https://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116275310144174258
 Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc You knew what you were getting into.
 BraveOthello: I'm like 90% here to be gaslit by Heather
 chaz_existing: super. crazy. rhythm. castle. deluxe. 2. turbo.
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 TehAmelie: hi Ian, hi Heather
 e_bloc: when you say tomorrow but tomorror never appears
 chaz_existing: hello rhythm baristas!
 maclaglen: But the time spent planning the time that you will spend planning is time spent planning more time to spend planning.
 RandomTrivia: @maclaglen Oh, it's Zeno's Notebook 
 SnackPak_: that was a good off mic yell
 Strebenherz: i think heather activated ian's almonds
 RandomTrivia: 
 e_bloc: when you walk around the office and see you can break something in less than 3 minutes . . . .
 Strebenherz: 100 for activating ian's salt
 Strebenherz: i mean preach it, you right
 ButButTheJesus: HE'S TOO REAL
 IbunWest: 
 e_bloc: Ian is spitting
 Strebenherz: "Because they have a bad back"
 e_bloc: I had a boss (CEO) who had us do that on a shared file.  he told me to do something and then 30 minutes later said 'you haven't written on your shared paper at all yet' I left after 9 days on the job
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExquisiteThirstyRadicchioBloodTrail-99Kw5NEPmwn52AK9
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc 30 minutes?!
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AffluentCautiousPlumDuDudu-Gp0rLzM_bVNqiI1u
 e_bloc: @Strebenherz he was an insane micromanager...I was warned on the first day of my job within 2 hrs
 e_bloc: my ex only works billable hours--the amouunt of detail required is insane
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc   
 RandomTrivia: Well it used to be a metric... 
 Mattmitchell45: Joke-tracking
 RandomTrivia: It's easy enough to plan out your joke-making, you just need to make a kanpun board 
 maclaglen: YOur Jokes per hour have fallen to a low. You need to bump those numbers up.
 SAJewers: !clip ?
 maclaglen: But you did great with the last Crapshoots
 Mattmitchell45: Ian's joke contract would probably be requiring illiciting a lot of co-host reaction/astonishment
  Juliamon: !addquote (Heather) [now] You can't throw me in the trash! I have claws!
  LRRbot: New quote #9545: "You can't throw me in the trash! I have claws!" —Heather [2026-03-22]
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleverAmericanPorcupineDxCat-AtaUyu9qKgREfRPX
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IncredulousPoliteDogeImGlitch-WEKFUbs3OpZ7VF3e
 RandomTrivia: @Strebenherz You want the other spelling, "Jordynne" 
 RandomTrivia: Gotta be involved, otherwise CtS would be too free
 SnackPak_: what a good goal
 RandomTrivia: How many bits to have Heather suplex Adam?
 Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia Shoot, thank you
 ContingentCat: I believe in you Heather
  Juliamon: No yeah we want to see this
 SnackPak_: we got you, Heather
 chaz_existing: Adam’s job at LRR is not to be funny, it is only to suplex
 ButButTheJesus: DO EET
 ButButTheJesus: have him flip himself, basically
 ContingentCat: that's definitly within our abilities
  Juliamon: Identify his center of gravity, and exploit it
 Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia corrected, thank you.  I shoulda gotten that, heck i've spelled it before.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If you cut a promo, Adam would fight you without any external pressure
 ContingentCat: It'll be better if it's a surprise
 Strebenherz: WHAT
Bruceski: What if we "recruit" Adam to help you suplex someone else?
Swotfabs: Ian talking about the momentum, Heather about how to manipulate people to make the situation easier.
 Strebenherz: Street fighter MOIST edition
 iconicshadow89: get Wheeler to help you he’s good with German (suplexes)
 IbunWest: Street Fighter Beach Volleyball?
 oyleslyck: There is a turkish oil fighter in SF though
  Juliamon: Akuma can't keep his jerky-like complexion if he gets moist
 Orestes290: Need a new magnet color
 ButButTheJesus: calendars lead to... *stares into distance* bad planning...
 accountmadeforants: The combination Rhythm Cafe-Rhythm Castle
 Mattmitchell45: Twas loud
Snowcookies: I thought I was late for the stream, but I was only late for the podcast 
  Juliamon: That's a Paul job
 NonjaBiru: narc to Paul
  Juliamon: Chat, clip this for us to send to Paul
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 RandomTrivia: Heather: "Chat is a bunch of narcs" Also Heather: "Please narc on us"
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/YummyCrowdedSpaghettiBudStar-9ia4xkCPN5ylpKq5
 accountmadeforants: @Juliamon https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoralPoorSpiderTheThing-GjSidwgqPpUXxWDE
 LordZarano: I remember something with   s
  Juliamon: Last I remember, we had followed some bees and helped them break out upstairs?
Snowcookies: I think you finished honey collecting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Your memory is better than MOUTH TOWN I’m sorry I forget anything else I was going to say because of “mouth town” as a phras
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HumbleJollyOcelotMoreCowbell-Mb97z2m8em8SgEw5
  Juliamon: 
  Juliamon: It was a good refresher of the overall map to have a wander
 LordZarano: Right, we were in someone's mind. for some reason
 Strebenherz: those noises 
 Strebenherz: MOIST
  Juliamon: Paul says he will take a look next time he's in
 RandomTrivia: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or it will lose you friends
 RandomTrivia: Oh that was RUDE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sudden onset Flamenco
 e_bloc: its only bullet hell if its satanic, otherwise its just excessive projectiles
  Juliamon: welp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: “I didn’t mean to hurt you: the Rhythm Cafe Story”
 e_bloc: get hosed you hoser
 ButButTheJesus: yayaaaaayaya
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yayayaaaaaayaya
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I’m going to say insufficient yayayaaaaayaya but all the music is rad so it’s fine
 ButButTheJesus: NAUR
 RandomTrivia: Gah 
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a phrase
 Dog_of_Myth: They learned the X and Y!
yoshidab357: yeah this onw is just hard
yoshidab357: na
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 LordZarano: This one'd be fun in 4 player
 e_bloc: cursed phrase
 Thefluffiestguineapig: this seems much much harder in 2 player
 RandomTrivia: Good enough!
yoshidab357: yeah its gets harder because the reposibilty plus Note Strength gets Split
 Strebenherz: what are those creatures making the noises?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Good question, next question
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 e_bloc: my old friend
 RandomTrivia: Fearing bagpipes is typically a good decision
 Thefluffiestguineapig: fearing bagpipes will save your hearing
 e_bloc: do not fear for who the bag pipes, it pipes for you
 RandomTrivia: Awww
 RandomTrivia: Surfing upstairs on a guitar is pretty sweet
 UnknownFriday: With a great sword over your back.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SwissFrailSproutThisIsSparta-zl16a-4u0CCCvMcS
 RandomTrivia: Wait we're putting the stranger's clothes back *on*?! This isn't the yaoi I signed up for
 UnknownFriday: I love how Ian's head clipping through made the king look like he had a monocle.
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 iris_of_ether:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 iris_of_ether: what
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  When was Arabic ever in Funk music to begin with
 iris_of_ether: I mean like I'd listen to it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh me too
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: Oh this is a lot
 iris_of_ether: This game is fully beautiful
 Strebenherz: i don't like how it rolls it's eyes back when it eats 
 Strebenherz: or.. eye
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 tdapenguin: @Strebenherz real frogs do that to push their food down
 tdapenguin: @Lysander_salamander hello! i just got here too
 e_bloc: don't stop until you get enough
 tdapenguin: i have questions about this game, but i'm pretty sure they're all answered by the game name
 e_bloc: _'the shirt, ah the shirt' - me when I am naked in a dream
 iris_of_ether: 
 RandomTrivia: 
iarethel0ser: 
 tdapenguin: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 e_bloc: in a row?
 LordZarano: 
  Juliamon: Windows fuck off
 RandomTrivia: *bingly-boo*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh hai windows, get bent
 iris_of_ether:  
 ContingentCat: Hi windows
 maclaglen: No! Bad Window!
 e_bloc: oh praise be windows noise
 e_bloc: on this day we were truly blessed
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TeacherSeanTV:    
  Juliamon: You had to get to floor 12
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: Good start 
 e_bloc: but will do
 Strebenherz: what
 iris_of_ether: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
iarethel0ser:   
 iris_of_ether: ya ya ya ya ya
 e_bloc: if the music was bad it would be bad
Snowcookies: from what I can tell, they licensed music from indie musicians for the most part
 tdapenguin: @Snowcookies that's a smart move on their part
FoeniOni: this is a bop
 iris_of_ether: 
 iris_of_ether:   
Snowcookies: gah my eyes
 iris_of_ether:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the weird whining noise the game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh good, that was the game
  Juliamon: yes, it's the flashbang effect
 tdapenguin: maybe a flash of dark
  Sarah_Serinde: It can be disruptive without being actively painful, it is still a game for fun
 RatherLargeToad: good old Ziggy
 e_bloc: nice save
 RatherLargeToad: Z O R B
adept_nekomancer: Am I correct in assuming that Heather and Ian have no way of performing similar mischief to the opponent?
 tdapenguin: heather tried but he was untouched
 Travilogue: Heather almost got it at then end
 Travilogue: The level is mean
FoeniOni: the reason ties go to the defending King is to make sure you have to figure it out and you can't just win through getting a perfect
 tdapenguin: ah
niccus: you had an exclamation mark
  Juliamon: Does interacting with your counter do anything?
  Juliamon: It had a button prompt
 Travilogue: ^^
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: Uh welp
 tdapenguin: i looked away for a quick sec, what happened?
  Juliamon: We interacted with the counter
 tdapenguin: ooooh!
FoeniOni: it's the plane
 RandomTrivia: Oh that's sneaky
adept_nekomancer: Gotta be sneaky about it!
 RandomTrivia: It went from 14 to 17
adept_nekomancer: Oh, that is a clever mechanic
 Travilogue: I don't remember what it was, but I was able to get a ridiculously high score
FoeniOni: it's so funny
FoeniOni: we counter his digital cheating with analog cheating
adept_nekomancer: @FoeniOni "Back in my day, we cheated by hand!"
 iris_of_ether: 
adept_nekomancer: Charge the bean cauldron!
 e_bloc:   
 tdapenguin: bombastic indeed
adept_nekomancer: Very close
  Juliamon: 
 iris_of_ether: RUDE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Snowcookies: rude
TheAinMAP: 
adept_nekomancer: If you're going to cheat, no reason to half-ass it
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiercingAttractiveQuailDendiFace-S8lkFUfyHNb1VPUv
 iris_of_ether: 
 tdapenguin: whole-bus only!
adept_nekomancer: I also like how this last fight is kind of a final exam that brings back mechanics from the whole game
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 UnknownFriday: I believe you'll find they're canned beans.
 iris_of_ether: Pocket full of shells, etc etc
Snowcookies: I like how that former king is helping us
 iris_of_ether: They're starting to believe...
 Orestes290: Crossing the streams
 maclaglen: Go go go
Snowcookies: oh the frog and hippo are helping us too
 Orestes290: I bet this game has a great credit roll mini game
 iris_of_ether:   
 maclaglen: Woot!
TheAinMAP: 
 tdapenguin: 
 Strebenherz: did the gun just
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CaptainSpam: Your home seems... less than ideal.
 Travilogue: Bunker is on main floor
 Travilogue: between meat mouth and main door
adept_nekomancer: Game here throwing shade on books
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes I do and it's super cool! I love different things like parchment and papyrus too
 ContingentCat: 
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 iris_of_ether:      
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are both fantastic channels
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProtectiveEvilMetalDoubleRainbow-L4HS5relLJk9xqrI
 e_bloc: you're either 100 100 100
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pigs SCREAM
 e_bloc: squeel like a pig
 iris_of_ether: 
 e_bloc: I may be mistaken but I think they said slay was going to be multiplayer
adept_nekomancer: There is no way there's enough money in the tarp budget
 e_bloc: not that last stream he did an hour of Marathon on talking wim
 e_bloc: *sim
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CarefulMistyGrouseBabyRage-tPwGZQxOc-YGZiqG
 iris_of_ether: Ooooh
 tdapenguin: @e_bloc and spent even longer *talking* about it whilst not playing it 
 iris_of_ether: Happ birf
 tdapenguin: happy happy
 e_bloc: LRL:  hopefully we have internet this time
 Strebenherz: happy early bday, if you be takin happy birthdays
 Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday Ian
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Happy Birthday, Ian, it's mine too this week!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 ContingentCat: Happy birthday Ian
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 tdapenguin: byeeeee
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
 ContingentCat: And thanks for the stream you both 
 hatboozeparty: 
 tdapenguin: @iris_of_ether nice!!!
 e_bloc: brought to you buy porsche:  anyone with brains will drive it
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