Metric_Furlong: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: blue whale cottage cheese
Metric_Furlong: chunky
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIG
BraveOthello: Rhythmic LRR ...
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RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
TehAmelie: ahoy
BraveOthello: Ahoy hoy
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun escher3THUMBSUP
e_bloc: this is a house of lies
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Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc You knew what you were getting into.
BraveOthello: I'm like 90% here to be gaslit by Heather
chaz_existing: super. crazy. rhythm. castle. deluxe. 2. turbo.
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TehAmelie: hi Ian, hi Heather
e_bloc: when you say tomorrow but tomorror never appears
chaz_existing: hello rhythm baristas!
maclaglen: But the time spent planning the time that you will spend planning is time spent planning more time to spend planning.
RandomTrivia: @maclaglen Oh, it's Zeno's Notebook lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: that was a good off mic yell
Strebenherz: i think heather activated ian's almonds
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
e_bloc: when you walk around the office and see you can break something in less than 3 minutes . . . .
Strebenherz: Cheer100 for activating ian's salt
Strebenherz: i mean preach it, you right
ButButTheJesus: HE'S TOO REAL
IbunWest: coxOut
e_bloc: Ian is spitting
Strebenherz: "Because they have a bad back"
e_bloc: I had a boss (CEO) who had us do that on a shared file. he told me to do something and then 30 minutes later said 'you haven't written on your shared paper at all yet' I left after 9 days on the job
Strebenherz: @e_bloc 30 minutes?!
e_bloc: @Strebenherz he was an insane micromanager...I was warned on the first day of my job within 2 hrs
e_bloc: my ex only works billable hours--the amouunt of detail required is insane
Strebenherz: @e_bloc seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
RandomTrivia: Well it used to be a metric... lrrBEEJ
Mattmitchell45: Joke-tracking
RandomTrivia: It's easy enough to plan out your joke-making, you just need to make a kanpun board lrrBEEJ
maclaglen: YOur Jokes per hour have fallen to a low. You need to bump those numbers up.
SAJewers: !clip ?
maclaglen: But you did great with the last Crapshoots
Mattmitchell45: Ian's joke contract would probably be requiring illiciting a lot of co-host reaction/astonishment
Juliamon: !addquote (Heather) [now] You can't throw me in the trash! I have claws!
LRRbot: New quote #9545: "You can't throw me in the trash! I have claws!" —Heather [2026-03-22]
RandomTrivia: @Strebenherz You want the other spelling, "Jordynne" :)
RandomTrivia: Gotta be involved, otherwise CtS would be too free
SnackPak_: what a good goal
RandomTrivia: How many bits to have Heather suplex Adam?
Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia Shoot, thank you
ContingentCat: I believe in you Heather
Juliamon: No yeah we want to see this
SnackPak_: we got you, Heather
chaz_existing: Adam’s job at LRR is not to be funny, it is only to suplex
ButButTheJesus: DO EET
ButButTheJesus: have him flip himself, basically
ContingentCat: that's definitly within our abilities
Juliamon: Identify his center of gravity, and exploit it
Strebenherz: @RandomTrivia corrected, thank you. I shoulda gotten that, heck i've spelled it before.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If you cut a promo, Adam would fight you without any external pressure
ContingentCat: It'll be better if it's a surprise
Strebenherz: WHAT
Bruceski: What if we "recruit" Adam to help you suplex someone else?
Swotfabs: Ian talking about the momentum, Heather about how to manipulate people to make the situation easier.
Strebenherz: Street fighter MOIST edition
iconicshadow89: get Wheeler to help you he’s good with German (suplexes)
IbunWest: Street Fighter Beach Volleyball?
oyleslyck: There is a turkish oil fighter in SF though
Juliamon: Akuma can't keep his jerky-like complexion if he gets moist
Orestes290: Need a new magnet color
ButButTheJesus: calendars lead to... *stares into distance* bad planning...
accountmadeforants: The combination Rhythm Cafe-Rhythm Castle
Mattmitchell45: Twas loud
Snowcookies: I thought I was late for the stream, but I was only late for the podcast :P
Juliamon: That's a Paul job
NonjaBiru: narc to Paul
Juliamon: Chat, clip this for us to send to Paul
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RandomTrivia: Heather: "Chat is a bunch of narcs" Also Heather: "Please narc on us"
LordZarano: I remember something with escher3BEE escher3BEE s
Juliamon: Last I remember, we had followed some bees and helped them break out upstairs?
Snowcookies: I think you finished honey collecting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Your memory is better than MOUTH TOWN I’m sorry I forget anything else I was going to say because of “mouth town” as a phras
Juliamon: lrrLUL
Juliamon: It was a good refresher of the overall map to have a wander
LordZarano: Right, we were in someone's mind. for some reason
Strebenherz: those noises o.O
Strebenherz: MOIST
Juliamon: Paul says he will take a look next time he's in
RandomTrivia: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or it will lose you friends
RandomTrivia: Oh that was RUDE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sudden onset Flamenco
e_bloc: its only bullet hell if its satanic, otherwise its just excessive projectiles
Juliamon: welp
Thefluffiestguineapig: “I didn’t mean to hurt you: the Rhythm Cafe Story”
e_bloc: get hosed you hoser
ButButTheJesus: yayaaaaayaya
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yayayaaaaaayaya
Dog_of_Myth: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Thefluffiestguineapig: I’m going to say insufficient yayayaaaaayaya but all the music is rad so it’s fine
ButButTheJesus: NAUR
RandomTrivia: Gah sergeOffByOne
Dog_of_Myth: That's a phrase
Dog_of_Myth: They learned the X and Y!
yoshidab357: yeah this onw is just hard
yoshidab357: na
RandomTrivia: Welp
LordZarano: This one'd be fun in 4 player
e_bloc: cursed phrase
Thefluffiestguineapig: this seems much much harder in 2 player
RandomTrivia: Good enough!
yoshidab357: yeah its gets harder because the reposibilty plus Note Strength gets Split
Strebenherz: what are those creatures making the noises?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Good question, next question
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e_bloc: my old friend
RandomTrivia: Fearing bagpipes is typically a good decision
Thefluffiestguineapig: fearing bagpipes will save your hearing
e_bloc: do not fear for who the bag pipes, it pipes for you
RandomTrivia: Awww
RandomTrivia: Surfing upstairs on a guitar is pretty sweet
UnknownFriday: With a great sword over your back.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
RandomTrivia: Wait we're putting the stranger's clothes back *on*?! This isn't the yaoi I signed up for
UnknownFriday: I love how Ian's head clipping through made the king look like he had a monocle.
Dog_of_Myth: DinoDance DinoDance
iris_of_ether: benginDance benginDance benginDance
Thefluffiestguineapig: benginBop benginBop DinoDance DinoDance
iris_of_ether: what
Thefluffiestguineapig: tiltyhPLS When was Arabic ever in Funk music to begin with
iris_of_ether: I mean like I'd listen to it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh me too
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oh this is a lot
iris_of_ether: This game is fully beautiful
Strebenherz: i don't like how it rolls it's eyes back when it eats o.O
Strebenherz: or.. eye
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
tdapenguin: @Strebenherz real frogs do that to push their food down
tdapenguin: @Lysander_salamander hello! i just got here too
e_bloc: don't stop until you get enough
tdapenguin: i have questions about this game, but i'm pretty sure they're all answered by the game name
e_bloc: _'the shirt, ah the shirt' - me when I am naked in a dream
iris_of_ether: lrrBartleby
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown
tdapenguin: lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: lrrBartleby
e_bloc: in a row?
LordZarano: PrideRise
Juliamon: Windows fuck off
RandomTrivia: *bingly-boo*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh hai windows, get bent
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
ContingentCat: Hi windows
maclaglen: No! Bad Window!
e_bloc: oh praise be windows noise
e_bloc: on this day we were truly blessed
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TeacherSeanTV: HeyGuys HeyGuys teache17Oreo teache17Oreo
Juliamon: You had to get to floor 12
RandomTrivia: lrrLUL
RandomTrivia: Good start :D
e_bloc: but will do
Strebenherz: what
iris_of_ether: HypeNom
iris_of_ether: MegaConsume MegaConsume MegaConsume
Dog_of_Myth: DinoDance DinoDance
iarethel0ser: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
iris_of_ether: ya ya ya ya ya
e_bloc: if the music was bad it would be bad
Snowcookies: from what I can tell, they licensed music from indie musicians for the most part
tdapenguin: @Snowcookies that's a smart move on their part
FoeniOni: this is a bop
iris_of_ether: DinoDance
iris_of_ether: 2020Shred 2020Shred 2020Shred
Snowcookies: gah my eyes
iris_of_ether: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the weird whining noise the game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh good, that was the game
Juliamon: yes, it's the flashbang effect
tdapenguin: maybe a flash of dark
Sarah_Serinde: It can be disruptive without being actively painful, it is still a game for fun
RatherLargeToad: good old Ziggy
e_bloc: nice save
RatherLargeToad: Z O R B
adept_nekomancer: Am I correct in assuming that Heather and Ian have no way of performing similar mischief to the opponent?
tdapenguin: heather tried but he was untouched
Travilogue: Heather almost got it at then end
Travilogue: The level is mean
FoeniOni: the reason ties go to the defending King is to make sure you have to figure it out and you can't just win through getting a perfect
tdapenguin: ah
niccus: you had an exclamation mark
Juliamon: Does interacting with your counter do anything?
Juliamon: It had a button prompt
Travilogue: ^^
Dog_of_Myth: lrrJUDGECALL
RandomTrivia: Uh welp
tdapenguin: i looked away for a quick sec, what happened?
Juliamon: We interacted with the counter
tdapenguin: ooooh!
FoeniOni: it's the plane
RandomTrivia: Oh that's sneaky
adept_nekomancer: Gotta be sneaky about it!
RandomTrivia: It went from 14 to 17
adept_nekomancer: Oh, that is a clever mechanic
Travilogue: I don't remember what it was, but I was able to get a ridiculously high score
FoeniOni: it's so funny
FoeniOni: we counter his digital cheating with analog cheating
adept_nekomancer: @FoeniOni "Back in my day, we cheated by hand!"
iris_of_ether: lrrBartleby
adept_nekomancer: Charge the bean cauldron!
e_bloc: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
tdapenguin: bombastic indeed
adept_nekomancer: Very close
Juliamon: lrrWOW
iris_of_ether: RUDE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: rude
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
adept_nekomancer: If you're going to cheat, no reason to half-ass it
iris_of_ether: tiltyhEXTREME
tdapenguin: whole-bus only!
adept_nekomancer: I also like how this last fight is kind of a final exam that brings back mechanics from the whole game
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UnknownFriday: I believe you'll find they're canned beans.
iris_of_ether: Pocket full of shells, etc etc
Snowcookies: I like how that former king is helping us
iris_of_ether: They're starting to believe...
Orestes290: Crossing the streams
maclaglen: Go go go
Snowcookies: oh the frog and hippo are helping us too
Orestes290: I bet this game has a great credit roll mini game
iris_of_ether: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
maclaglen: Woot!
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
tdapenguin: lrrSHINE
Strebenherz: did the gun just
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
CaptainSpam: Your home seems... less than ideal.
Travilogue: Bunker is on main floor
Travilogue: between meat mouth and main door
adept_nekomancer: Game here throwing shade on books
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes I do and it's super cool! I love different things like parchment and papyrus too
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
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iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart tiltyhEXTREME lunarj1Heart tiltyhEXTREME lunarj1Heart tiltyhEXTREME
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are both fantastic channels
e_bloc: you're either Pride100 Pride100 Pride100
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pigs SCREAM
e_bloc: squeel like a pig
iris_of_ether: tiltyhPLS
e_bloc: I may be mistaken but I think they said slay was going to be multiplayer
adept_nekomancer: There is no way there's enough money in the tarp budget
e_bloc: not that last stream he did an hour of Marathon on talking wim
e_bloc: *sim
iris_of_ether: Ooooh
tdapenguin: @e_bloc and spent even longer *talking* about it whilst not playing it :D
iris_of_ether: Happ birf
tdapenguin: happy happy
e_bloc: LRL: hopefully we have internet this time
Strebenherz: happy early bday, if you be takin happy birthdays
Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday Ian
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits
DigitalSeahorse: Happy Birthday, Ian, it's mine too this week!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: Happy birthday Ian
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
tdapenguin: byeeeee
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
ContingentCat: And thanks for the stream you both lrrHEART
hatboozeparty: lrrSHINE
tdapenguin: @iris_of_ether nice!!!
e_bloc: brought to you buy porsche: anyone with brains will drive it