Crossing the Streams || Rotwood

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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Rotwood) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
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DideRobot: LRR: Adam, Cameron, and James are checking out Rotwood tonight on Crossing the Streams. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116281204853553946
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 iris_of_ether: It's very good so far
 PharaohBender27: Ohai Windows
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 e_bloc: praise be window noise
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this is truly the most pointless thing on twitch
TheAinMAP:   
 RelwinEJ: Lies. There are Minecraft streams on twitch.
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 Nigouki: oh heck
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 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Metric_Furlong: wow
 BusTed: gottem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, James and Serge blew up all the minecraft streams
 underhill33: 
 catcard: 
 hatboozeparty: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well I guess that energy is coming off of Let's Nope
 e_bloc:   
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 e_bloc: hey stinkies
 CaptainSpam:   U 
 catcard: gotta vote for the boss.
chaos5896: Cam's opening was better @LoadingReadyRun
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Micalovits: Cam had the best bit
 e_bloc: make a poll, loser gets banned from the booth for 10 minutes
 BusTed: democracy at work
ghyllnox: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DarlingBelovedKimchiStrawBeary-6pJF1wQb1aWOfAHD
TheInnsanity: I just got here and saw neither bit, but I know Adam's was better
Arakasi01: I didn't see what happened but I'm voting James on principle
 rosesmcgee: Nothing wins over the audience like telling us we suck
 e_bloc: cameron won by default, we are voting for second place
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People fear Adam on Nope
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
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  Juliamon: I hope the in-game music is less... cacophonous
 e_bloc: the floor is very high
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 Nigouki: goblin time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, who's the Tabaxi?
Mai_Andra: and immediately "go wrong" by selecting "online play" for a local coop game?
 lamina5432: How do I have a 10 watch streak when I was absent all weekend
 BusTed: 
  Juliamon: lamina5432 they give some leeway
 BusTed: big dawg
 catcard: hi busted!
 BusTed: 
DoodlestheGreat: @lamina5432 Twitch has been getting generous with that.
  Juliamon: they *really* want users to use it
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ArtDecoSunburn watched 20 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
 kusinohki: meows
  Juliamon: I give it another two months tops
 lamina5432: I think they need to tighten that up a little at least
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Really? Because if I don't watch till the end it won't give me a 3 watch streak
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon 2? That's generous but the C suite is REALLY dumb about FOMO features
Invitare: but why is James a ghost
  Juliamon: They got rid of something else I hadn't even heard of this month
 Arclight_Dynamo: The UI leaves something to be desired.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare That was my question too
 ArtDecoSunburn: @lamina5432 Evil twin? Alternate dimension you?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon What was it out of curiosity
GreyThey: Did they leave streamer mode off? Is that going to be an issue?
  Juliamon: Oh, this is... really slick, actually
KeytarCat: you def selected online at the start
Invitare: only the dogs, not the humans
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig I forget honestly, I don't think LRR used it at all
 CaptainSpam: Might want to restart, you picked Online Mode off the top?
aitsu100: the story of Pawpeii
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat I thought they selected offline because they only had their characters and it didn't autofill
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardSmokyClipsdadKappaClaus-yxxnzz_PX6Bmb0Eu
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also hey KeytarCat!
 Orestes290: escaped on their airships to Atlantis where they would surely be safe
GreyThey: You also didn't put Streamer Mode on. No clue what that does in this game, though.
KeytarCat: hiya, Fluff!
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Apparently something called "Combos"
 catcard: @GreyThey hides the genitals, of course!
Metric_Furlong: @GreyThey it's fine, they're not cowards 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, Adam is the Fishm'n, James is something else and what is Cameron?
 GasCityGaming: Or you could get a buddy named Mitch and just yell at him "Hey Mitch!"
 itira: hello gamers
GreyThey: @Metric_Furlong Streamer Mode sometimes removes copyrighted music that gets VODs blocked/demonetized 
Invitare: Adam plays a slam build and James picks the weapon with more range
 ArtDecoSunburn: @GasCityGaming Isn't that the principal reason for befriending various Mitches? Also Chucks and Griseldas.
 BusTed: First puzzle
 lamina5432: large?
adept_nekomancer: Your fox friend looks... concerned
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You must gather your party before venturing forth!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Copter?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GreyThey Streamer mode is partially for Twitch but mostly for YouTube
 MacbethSeemsSus: We're sorry Hamish, they were stopped by shrubbery
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Mai_Andra: is this one of those where you have to open a menu to start a run?
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoredVainCoffeeAllenHuhu-RdmOS24q-vDI1OEf
 Arclight_Dynamo: Nah, this is just the entire game.
Invitare: the fox isn't going to believe in you for much longer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do all of you need to speak to the Fox?
 PharaohBender27: 
 itira: cool game
iarethel0ser: We live here now.
 gualdhar: cool game
 kusinohki: I saw an abandon run option, but not a start run option...
 Orestes290: 3 hours of this please
 MacbethSeemsSus: A yes, the village's best
 ArtDecoSunburn: @iarethel0ser This is who we are now. This is what we do. Talk to the fox over and over.
 WokenClick: Do you have to pick up the glowing Hammer?
 BusTed: Unless you know how to progress
 hatboozeparty: Has everyone pulled the fox's finger?
 DeM0nFiRe: !chat
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kamilucky: whats your favorite part of the starting level, mine is the copter
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SoftSuccessfulWalrusKevinTurtle-OGO0GXusTLdpRWlD
 ArtDecoSunburn: This is why the game was in early access for two years, apparently.
 stippledotter: @kamilucky I like Blue Flowers
 Nashlake: I like the patch of flowers in the lower left
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm literally looking up a video
 Kipstar: @ArtDecoSunburn they optimised the HECK outta this area
 stippledotter: @ArtDecoSunburn Good at the early, struggled with the access?
 Nigouki: just restart the stream from scratch, this time with Cameron's prepared bit and then the game will work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Normally Alex does this once a month on W+P
MichaelSnowbird: Wow, these streamers dont beat around the bush when they play.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, poor Alex often has to do this three or four times during a W&P
 HadesLeprechaun: there is supposed to be a purple symbol on the ground showing a path for you to go, I don't know if there is trigger for it showing up, though
ashtonfpd: this game looks swagged out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Breaking the game isn't something that CTS does often so they don't have the experience on how to unbreak it
 MacbethSeemsSus: Settings must be off, there should be a circle pop up
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 ArtDecoSunburn: @stippledotter They developed the hell out of that opening grove scene.
 ghizmou: first puzzle solved
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1
kamilucky: Cool game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: First. puzzle solved: RESTART GAME
 stippledotter: The first puzzle is IT
 stippledotter: Turn it off and back on
 PharaohBender27: Oh, so had we somehow bypassed the tutorial level?
 Getter404: It's the boy!
 rosesmcgee: left them for dead, sometimes you have to make the hard choices
 MacbethSeemsSus: The exit should be in the top middle of that grove
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Tutorial level was somehow bricked, they couldn't get out
GreyThey: Looked like there was a hammer option
CrossXhunteR: is this the new klei game?
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 MacbethSeemsSus: I think you got past the most difficult boss in the game, Locked Lobby
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The text is SO SMALL
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @CrossXhunteR If it's not, somebody has been poaching artists
Metric_Furlong: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving it is, yes
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig No I mean was the area were we trapped the first post-tutorial area and because we had skipped tutorial it wasn't working?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 They didn't select anything to skip the tutorial though
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I don't like all Klei games equally but I've never felt I've spent my money badly.
Metric_Furlong: it's colour-coded
KeytarCat: color coded by drop shadow
Jadaris: this is crazy reminiscent of cult of the lamb
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 catcard: lmfao
 Cptasparagus: get you a them who's equipment goes nuts when you're around
 gualdhar: I'm soi glad we got the high-brow comedy tonight
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was the best immediate guess I had for what happened
 BusTed: cousin balki
 Lysander_salamander: lore first, banana second
 gualdhar: it was supportive!
ghyllnox: Bold of you to assume we have mortgages and cars
 Cptasparagus: @gualdhar if you make eye contact they get mad
 KenKopin: !moonbasequestion
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 PharaohBender27: !findquote egg
  LRRbot: Quote #8841: "I can't use my god hands on that egg!" —Ian [2023-11-17]
aitsu100: make sure their left sock always has a hole at the big toe
 nymistrya: Can the mods make it so when i step on a d4 I immediately step on another d4 or Lego right afterwords?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not a question LRRbot, but it is correct
 Its_VeeBot: Mods, caress them softly and tell them it'll be alright.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does he still have an exclamation point
 Lysander_salamander: oh, a snake person?  with cyborg arms?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a literal snake oil salesman?
 Lysander_salamander: Hognose snake. Nice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It says "free"
 PharaohBender27: Can't help but notice the quotation marks around "free"
7gorobei: i'm sure it's not horribly addictive
 MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if the fox is actually following from the sky, or if after that start went back to get a drink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I'm sure that will never come back to bite us again   
 Cptasparagus: left side shows them I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus He was in the camp in a tent they just didn't talk to him
 Lysander_salamander: attacking the onion-monsters in the middle of their serenading?  Bad form.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Eyyyyyyy
 HadesLeprechaun: looks kinda Eyrewood, yeah
 Lysander_salamander: Kind of reminds me of the artstyle of the webcomic ThreePanelSoul
 Kramburger: Oh hello there gamers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These also look color coded
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 Lysander_salamander: turning into bullet-heaven
 ghizmou: it s obvious who the poe player is
KeytarCat: Oh, as your character levels you get more upgrades from the factories
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So about rejecting that one that gave bonuses when you revive
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 Lysander_salamander: yay
Vilun: I hope Adam has a good physio, he'll need it with all the carrying he's doing
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardFlaccidGorillaRlyTho-4vOS3yR1tR9CsvQJ
 KaleidoscopeMind: wear a mask
 PharaohBender27: At least turn your dang face
 e_bloc: 1364
 Lysander_salamander: oh, there's healing potions.  Neat
DoodlestheGreat: You're not picking them up. The stuff isn't shared.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I guess everyone is ignoring the task  You need to put them in the machine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who needs healing if you never get hit
  Juliamon: zooomies
 e_bloc: "my strongest potions would kill you" - the internet.  "fuck potions" - Adam Savidan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't you need to talk to the fox again?
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig is it a plot point?  what does the fox say?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc "Who needs healing if you simply never get hit" is indeed a Savidan classic quote
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig from the man who brought you "I ran into this door one too many times"
 rosesmcgee: Resting Fish Face
frank_the_great: He's a fish out of water
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 e_bloc: bruh time flies
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7gorobei: resting rage face
KeytarCat: ALSO pissed off, but the face isn't an indication
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Precisely  
EbDorian: Adam hitting Cam with the, "you look sad today". 
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Beeg Stic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Big Stick as an upgrade got me
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 SonofThoth: I think your ability only works above half health James
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Skull was shop
KeytarCat: The cores aren't labeled by player, but I've only seen each of you get one interact, and they autocollect to each player
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But maybe they dish out a number to each player somehow?
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 A_Dub888: What up gamers, how’s the wood?
 MacbethSeemsSus: He looks at his eaten dinner, sighs
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 Rotten  But seriously, there's been a few issues but otherwise they seem to be having fun
KeytarCat: But you do have core stones~~
 fuzzy_died: Currency can be pooled into a purchase
 DudelidouX: you can pool for the bottom option, at least you could in early access
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could pool it for a healing purchase
 A_Dub888: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the difference between spending them and putting them in the center machine?
KeytarCat: oh yeah, heart fragment upgrades
 7gorobei: @Thefluffiestguineapig is that the thing the fox npc was talking about as a resource power up so they dont need to venture into the forrest to harvest?
 WiJohn: Like some kind of ranger?!
 itira: heeheehoohoo the tip
 gualdhar: just the tip eh?
 e_bloc: 
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Yeah, it focuses but only for a minute, right?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I see James has a bow now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @7gorobei he thing in the center of camp? Maybe but I'm having a hard time reading the stuff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's an onion
 fuzzy_died: Bag is crafting ing
sadfleck: what up gamers
 Mazrae: Thanks twitch for not letting me know about the stream, about forgot about this stream
 e_bloc: choose
  Pharmacistjudge: is this permanent?
 CaptainSpam: Cameron stares down the Rule of Three...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does this nullify it if any one gets it wrong?
 e_bloc: inevitable
 A_Dub888: !findquote trust
  LRRbot: Quote #168: "Alright kids, what did we learn today? That's right, never trust Kathleen!" —Alex [2015-04-28]
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: top or bottom is a hard choice
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: never punished
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe the first time, you all get it. Hard to say.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm so glad onions don't sing in real life. I would briefly feel bad slicing them up.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  Pharmacistjudge:  ?
 e_bloc: @MacbethSeemsSus you don't hear the onions?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc that's what headphones are for
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have full faith in James's ability to find a way to fall down a hole and die
 e_bloc: gotta just make it quick and painless, like how purdue just mass electrocutes chickens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc There is no evidence that method is either of those things, if we can do real talk for a moment
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig that is absolutely fair
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Simply do 10000 extra damage.
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 e_bloc: when you come to a fork in the road, kill him
satyropodobny: Cam, natural born AD carry
 Transmuted_Elf: is the sound low for anyone else?
 e_bloc: I'd say sound is neither quiet nore loud for me
  Juliamon: They're sitting a bit back from the mic
 Transmuted_Elf: @Juliamon thanks
 e_bloc: oh sorry, I thought you mean game sound
 fuzzy_died: the circles allow purchase of gear
 e_bloc: can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, any good cook will tell you that
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Or breaking many Camerons
 A_Dub888: @e_bloc is that why I got kicked out of culinary school?
HungryHungry_Hobo: Just got here. Not surprised to see James is the archer
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can not handle my potions
 e_bloc: no 9?
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KeytarCat: do healing potions have aoe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat I'll be real, I'm having a hard time parsing some of this
 fracassio: @KeytarCat yes
 fuzzy_died: @KeytarCat yes they do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not the gameplay loop itself, but specifically some of the intricacies of the mechanics because I can't read anything on screen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh fuzzy_died you're a life saver for those of us who are blind
 Transmuted_Elf: what is the shop keeper asking?
KeytarCat: Deus Ex with an extra hit is great
 GasCityGaming: named after the late Thag Simmons.
 A_Dub888: who knobbled Glen?
ashtonfpd: glen is forklift certified
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it the same with the name Meredith?
 Kramburger: Glen knows the names of the trees in his backyard
KeytarCat: I think I saw that the hammer has a heavy finisher to its 3-hit combo?
KeytarCat: respec is free
ashtonfpd: glen comes out knowing the schedule at the legion
 e_bloc: l+p - lick pootion
EbDorian: Can confirm, I had a friend growing-up named Meredith and she is intimidatingly pretty 
 fuzzy_died: I rember the crafting being good but I don't remeber why
 Transmuted_Elf: laughing as the wolf is playing fetch with themselves
KeytarCat: one of the ball specials is "recall balls"
 Territan: Okay, that's a clipping.
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 A_Dub888: Hanes can use Adam’s balls
 A_Dub888: *James
 DudelidouX: Yea with balls you can just sit back and let the other play with them
 ShaneLeeAtk: I entered the steam to "You can shoot my balls!" Perfection
 e_bloc: dead on balls accurate
 Territan: Oh no the onions have gone bad
 Lysander_salamander: hello again
LibraryWitchKei: Oh I remember when this game first showed up in a next fest a year or two ago. Finished product looks great
 e_bloc: will this be the rare stream where they mention balls but not piss
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 e_bloc: "yeah we found hamish but he was already dead sorry"
 BusTed: hey wait he's dressed like a Glen
 Lysander_salamander: this does look interesting
 e_bloc: with the balls you wanna get two at the same time
 fracassio: Ooh, James is getting the hang of focus hits with B&A
 e_bloc: new ball just dropped
 fracassio: Potions are AoE, but they don't heal the others as much as yourself
 e_bloc: turns out you were cryptorchid
 7gorobei: is Adam on the dodgeball build?
EbDorian: Glen can scoot 
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 BusTed: the dog's tongue lolling out
 shendaras: 
 Lysander_salamander: oh the flopping is delightful
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 BusTed: 
 e_bloc: you have to play two truths and a lie with him
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 PharaohBender27: (Returning from dinner) So, how'd the last half-hour go?
Jadaris: oh no, i've been watching vods so much i just tried to fast forward
 MacbethSeemsSus: @PharaohBender27 They just got smooched by garlic
 PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus That good or bad?
 RealGamerCow: Cronus is still going, eh?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @PharaohBender27 Bad in this case
 PharaohBender27: I'm guessing bad, but you never know
 BusTed: 
TheAinMAP: 
 dumbo3k: \o/
 SnackPak_: youre not my dad
 virgil82: Gah!  I'm awake!
 RatherLargeToad: 
 gsyhiap: 
 saucemaster5000: five more minutes
 NorthstarTex: \o/
 ShaneLeeAtk: Heads Down, Thumbs Up!
 RealGamerCow: 
 7gorobei: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 HorusFive:   
 e_bloc: now sway them from side to side
 NorthstarTex: oh, hell no
 MacbethSeemsSus: God can't penetrate by faraday cage
Fantusta: Grab a brush and put on a little make up
 ContingentCat: \o/
 HorusFive: We call that tithing James
 e_bloc: Wave your hands from side to side and say "Oh, I believe in Joe Hendry Joe Hendry is the prestigious one"
 Athelgar: God: ohhhhhhh, ya those are complicated, thats why we dont pay them
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The lady and Hamish
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: You probably give him the presents from that one run
  Pharmacistjudge: well the church does ask for a tithe, which is sorta a tax
 comrade_cards: Kirk: what does god need with taxes?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge But that's not paying, that's giving it to them
 nymistrya: Did god create the earth as an excuse to avoid paying some weird celestial tax?
 e_bloc: the earth is just a platform for soul laundering
 PharaohBender27: @nymistrya "I'd like to claim a sentient life deduction"
 fracassio: Bag is not relevant for you right now, it's for later upgrades
 nymistrya: Layering the souls is key, so we are crucial to make legitimate soul flow
 MacbethSeemsSus: @nymistrya Armageddon is because he only keeps the discount under 10 billion souls
niccus: how many dependents are you claiming?
 e_bloc: so what we do is we take some AAA rated souls and slice them thinly, and combine them with some junk souls, and then sell them like they are legitimate financial instruments
 shendaras: So is that like 6x more enemies or 8x?
 e_bloc: James to Adam- "I learned it from you (on doki doki fight club)
 MacbethSeemsSus:   He's just standing there pressing buttons!
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 PharaohBender27: I find Alphonse's early 17th-century language to be inconsistent and perhaps even incorrect
EbDorian: Glen's back on the escalator again! 
 WiJohn: Adam trying to convince James and Cam it's cool to get knocked down
 Lysander_salamander: these mines are annoying
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is why you need to use your garlic
 Lysander_salamander: dang
Lord_Hosk: Whatever you do... just lock in
 e_bloc: it looks like a nice rack
 Cptasparagus: cannons rack is two euphemisms for boobs
 BusTed: oshit, it's serious now
 RealGamerCow: Adam is locked in
Lord_Hosk: Cameron "tip of the spear" Lauder thats what they call him
 fracassio: Hammer blue damage is hitting multiple enemies at once (and also the some heavy hits)
 Cptasparagus: does chat lie?
 e_bloc: chat is never wrong
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote chat
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 e_bloc: I don't think chat ever really lies, they just say things they think are true but aren't
 Micalovits: Chat spreads misinformation
 e_bloc: chat does like to go off half-cocked
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Micalovits But not maliciously, just humorously
 e_bloc: its not lying because we believe it
 e_bloc: chat just has a tenuous relationship with realityt
EbDorian: @Thefluffiestguineapig if it was malicious it would _dis_information
 saucemaster5000: Oh I'm just lying. I don't know what the rest of you are doing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does anyone still have a potion?
 Micalovits: We also don't know what we are doing
 e_bloc: I'm just using bits to launder money
 e_bloc: thats a very satisfying 'psh-psh-psh' sound
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc Probably cheaper than standard detergent these days. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Unfortunately I believe that is something that people can do, you just have too many good things that you do so if you're doing that it's for a charity
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig fair!
 e_bloc: that being said, I could never launder money.  I'd be lucky to get a decent job ever again
 Territan: Ooh, there's friendly fire?
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc You say that but have you seen finance and CEO culture?
 e_bloc: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving yeah, very up close. I'm a certified public accountant
EbDorian: Glen wins again 
 Lysander_salamander: is this one of those things where you have to grind previous places to get upgrades, to live through the new places?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Have you tried sauteeing him?
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc Oh, in that case I'm going to assume you have an absolutely wild selection of hobbies and more of a social existence than people expect.
 PharaohBender27: It suddenly strikes me that the music is vaguely reminiscent of Runescape
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc So you have to live your life on a schedule of quarterly tax filings? That sounds rough.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 e_bloc: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving hey!  accoutants get a bad rap.  but no  you are correct
 MacbethSeemsSus: Talk to Berna?
ThePixelSavage: "(grunt)" .... me too catman ... me too
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn actually I work in the public sector just for that reason--preparing financial reports every month beats the hell out of the months of 60 hour weeks
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc Right? I know an accountant who is a Morris Dancer and a pixie goth girl.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Yay for civil servants! Paperwork makes the world flow, and keeps us honest.
 e_bloc: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving not to be weird but what's her phone number (deeply sarcastic)
 ArtDecoSunburn: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving So there is . . . Accounting for taste?
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc Heh
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn honest is very dependent on the focus of the c-suite.   it's not dishonest, its just tax avoidance
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ArtDecoSunburn Bedoom-tss!
 e_bloc: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving "Manic Pixie Dream Accountant" is a lesser used character trope.
 e_bloc: ngl I never thought about it but manic pixie dream accountant is 10000% my type
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ArtDecoSunburn Honestly, it would bring a fresh new angle to stale Hollywood tropes.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc All I ask is a return to mid-1950s marginal tax rates. Is that too much?
 e_bloc: @e_bloc yes, but because lobbying 
 e_bloc: its funny all the rich people with too much money can lobby the government to keep more of their money
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would rather us go to Scandanavian tax rates
 ArtDecoSunburn: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving "500 Filing Days of Summer." "Garden State Deductibles."
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ArtDecoSunburn Tee-hee!
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn The Accountant reboot but with a woman
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "I have a very special set of skills. Schedule C skills."
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I will also take 500 days of amortization
before_damage: Is Adam the wolf with the big hammer?
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc Or a card-counting syndicate romp
 fracassio: @before_damage yup
 dumbo3k: @before_damage yes
 MacbethSeemsSus: @before_damage Yep, cam has spear, James as always bow
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "True love rarely depreciates on schedule."
 e_bloc: " If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will fine you, and I will audit you."  doesn't have the same kinda ring
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I'm into girls with a double declining balance
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Maybe, but there's a lot more fundamental dread . . .
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc But "Deduct this!" goes hard.
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I feel like this is a deep vein to mine
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Gives a new meaning to pass through trust benefits.
 e_bloc: you must be my back taxes because you are fine (and penalty)
 JKBalch:   
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc As an historian of policy, I can make a case for the history of the US since the 1920s as just a series of differing tax rate debate regimes.
 LostThePirate: Zing
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: James is being too quiet. I'm expecting my speakers to be blown and my neighbours woken at any moment
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn totally agree.  and the do-not-haves are getting fucked repeatedly
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc That's moving into the Will Ferrell as the accountant romantic comedy territory. I like it.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc There was a time when aggregation of numbers of individuals -- votes, consumers, laborers on strike -- could match or outweigh sheer aggregation of dollars.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Clearly this movie would release on April 15th, and feature the Black-Eye Peas singing the title song, "Tax Day."
 e_bloc: lol
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 dumbo3k: gg
MajorFrostbyte: 
EbDorian: 
 BusTed: 
 RealGamerCow:   
 HorusFive: Never didn't have it
 7gorobei: the long garlic nightmare is over
 e_bloc:   
realbadatthis_: 
Orxolon: gj team
 fracassio: You upgrade weapons in the weapon rack, not talking to Hamish
 ArtDecoSunburn: Since we're carrying swords and are literally hoisted out by airship, would this be considered an "extraction slasher" ?
 e_bloc: next to nordstrom rack
 MacbethSeemsSus: Three adult men trying to shop in the mall
 A_Dub888: !findquote adult
  LRRbot: Quote #5280: "We're not good adults here." —Kathleen [2018-08-24]
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc I feel certain shopping mall staples would work in this world of animals and killer mold spores. Hot Topic, Spencer Gifts, Claire's.
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus The wise men rushing to get their first Christmas gift en route to the stable. "Just grab a bottle of myrrh."
 MacbethSeemsSus: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh my god Jerry, did you splurge for Frankenscene? We said under $20!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus "What is the deal with camels? Just follow the star, they say."
 PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus (Wise man with gold just tries to hide the gold underneath his robes)
  Juliamon: gold is just the guy who couldn't figure out what to buy so he just stuffed cash in an envelope
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 (Kramer bursts in dressed like Herod Antipas) "Jerry, I've screwed up. I need all the first borns in the Levant!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also guys I've only got 5 more PTO days so this baby better be in the next town.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus (Three kings grumble about filing mileage reports for trip)
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon I really like the idea of a Biblical tradition origin for gift cards.
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon So something like that happened to me once. For a secret Santa at my work, the person assigned to me waited until all the reveals had been made, then handed me a card going "Couldn't figure out what to do for someone as interesting as you!" with a $10 bill ($10 was the gift limit).
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon BTW that guy got fired the following year for doing a bad thing and no one missed him.
 ContingentCat: You're very cute Adam
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Sounds like he was both a bad gifter and a bad complimenter.
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn He was honestly just a shitty person.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh he's melting
 7gorobei: za blender
  Juliamon: wow he is MELTING
 BusTed: chunked
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Nigouki: you bullied that poor cucumber
 dumbo3k: Turns out upgrading your weapons is good
MajorFrostbyte: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Hopefully he will be reincarnated as a foot stepping on a LEGO.
 ContingentCat: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyableHumbleKittenNerfBlueBlaster-FRndNdroBeDSWKMP
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 O. Henry had an amusing short story called "The Tale of a Tainted Tenner" in which different denominations in a billfold recount their experiences. The ten spot kept getting slapped on bars and doused in whiskey.
legowest77: Hey Cam and James! And Adam I guess.
 Transmuted_Elf: Hey Adam. And I guess James and Cam.
 HorusFive:  
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn On the one hand I appreciate this idea of a punishment of minor pain, but on the other hand your hope implies a reality where our extremeties are their own beings, and I have . . . concerns about that
 Diabore: i guess hi adam, james, and cam
 Transmuted_Elf: Was just trying to ballance the scales, fuck me i guess.
 Nigouki: Can't quit, contractually obligated to finish that soviet poland dead space clone with vagina helmet.
GreyThey: Hey Adam, Cam, and James (in alphabetical order, showing no preference)
 Cptasparagus: Hi two of you
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 My left hand would consider that a sinister  possibility, for sure.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh hey it's [Insert Name], [Insert Name], and [Other Name]
 GasCityGaming: I heard Righteous Fire, i'm here, what's going on? 
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn (Sees what you did there)
The_Timo: Oh Hey Cam, James, and James Lite
 HorusFive: "So many babies" says Cam while murdering as many babies as possible
 PharaohBender27: @The_Timo 
 Lysander_salamander: they're so cute
legowest77: Don't worry Mr. Adam, I worry not about my monkeys, for it is not my circus.
 PharaohBender27: @The_Timo I thought we had finally moved past that!
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 PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP Adam
frank_the_great: Shoutout to Paul, specifically
 ArtDecoSunburn: I could see having your extremities having their own separate consciousnesses as a quirky Pixar film, or a Cronenberg-esque piece of existential horror.
 e_bloc: !clip
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 e_bloc: 
 ContingentCat: Hi Jordynne editing the highlights
 PharaohBender27: OK hold on what should I be clipping here?
 e_bloc: spit your potion into my mouth
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Sounds like my barber.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn 
 PharaohBender27: That was a real question. It feels like there was a *recent* moment people are asking for, and I'm not sure what it was.
legowest77: If you were a bird, what bird would you be, and how will I die?
 BusTed: don't put your mouth on it
 PharaohBender27: Because no clip=no highlight
 e_bloc: its price is right rules
 MacbethSeemsSus: @PharaohBender27 I think it was the "hey two of you" moment but honestly not sure
Orxolon: wow Cam,nice precision
 ArtDecoSunburn: @legowest77 Wow, Barbara Walters is getting existential these days.
 e_bloc: encore encore!
 PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus That makes the most sense though that was a bit before. Might have to use the in-progress VOD to catch that.
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'd like to see the terror-filled mythologies of the cultures of the monsters the LRR crew are killing in this game.
legowest77: It's very fun whenever you get a reaction out of Adam, it's like putting mentos into soda. Little energy, big reaction. But seriously yall are awesome.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SoftPerfectRamenBCWarrior-PXzBIdvFcVpwkGTU
 PharaohBender27: I'll see if I can get the setup for that
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 shendaras: 
  Juliamon: Hell yeah
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Paranundrox: Adam's build doing absurd damage
MajorFrostbyte: 
 7gorobei:   
 e_bloc: gaming out of your mind
TheAinMAP: 
Orxolon: good game
 Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 lamina5432: gnight
Orxolon: liked it
 Nigouki: me!?
 Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here
  Juliamon: James's arm keeps keying out...
legowest77: goodnight! thank you for making every day a bit more fun!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScaryHilariousVanillaJonCarnage-kMRpcagwuxsg6gY0
 JKBalch: Chicken and waffles for serge?
 e_bloc: peak serge
EbDorian: Job interview tomorrow, wish me luck, chat! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: There is more bad story to go!
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Poor old Cameron. Dead of waving with an old skeleton.
 e_bloc: its a 16 hour game
legowest77: wait is that the vagina helmet game
  Juliamon: It's a very uneven game
 HorusFive: Give up?  Like a coward?  Adam would never
 e_bloc: if they gave up what would differentiate them from talking sim
Orxolon: we need you on RE:9
 shendaras: @EbDorian Good luck!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @JKBalch I like the implication of Serge as a 1930s jazz trombonist in Harlem ordering early morning soul food.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @EbDorian Much luck.
EbDorian: @shendaras Thank you! 
 e_bloc: literally crashing out
 e_bloc: common theroes, uncommon new printing
Orxolon: yeesssss
TheAinMAP: 
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem, gentlemen
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 shendaras: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
 e_bloc:   
Orxolon: great stream!good night everybody!
 PharaohBender27: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time to go see how the Moonbase move went
EbDorian: 
 itira: 
 PharaohBender27: FINE 
 hatboozeparty: 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 e_bloc: take care
KeytarCat: you heard the man, beat it at home
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