Ashmantle: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Slay the Spire 2) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
TheAinMAP: Signal.
TXC2: Double refresh good Lord
underhill33:
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: also blind playthrough, this gonna be interesting
Juliamon: looking forward to this to distract me from not having drinking water today
2Flower: I'm an StS veteran and I still feel like I don't have a handle on how to properly build a deck, so this'll be nice.
TXC2: Juliamon hopefully only for today right?
Juliamon: in theory
Strebenherz: @Juliamon Plumbing/pipes issue?
Juliamon: I live in a PFAS-contaminated area so we have a whole-house filter, they were supposed to replace the filter today (twice a year) and the tank has apparently been busted since last time bc the last guy was incompetent
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: Here we GO!
hyalopterous: Love the intro music
Strebenherz: @Juliamon Damn. Good luck with everything, hopefully quick fix
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
TXC2: 'tis the season
Strebenherz: Moist Wheeler
Flyingdelorion: Hello Mister Wheeler, chat.
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RELDnahcire:
TXC2: are the Trees having sex inside of you and your body doesn't like it?
TXC2: !patreon
Gekyouryuu: I've had a silly thought: Alara draft on this stream for an episode, call it "Is This Your Shard?"
TXC2: !store
IbunWest: Spay the slire.
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hyalopterous: music is faint
TXC2: a touch of it
Juliamon: yeah there it is
hyalopterous: sounds good now
nymistrya: Can we give you a fiver but in one of those god awful 3d printed boxes that takes forever to open?
zurthroshak: I prefer splay the sire
RELDnahcire: I feel awe inspired by this music, like maybe I'm on a Federation Starship...
CrossXhunteR: need to find the slow mode
thatguy575: Everyone out of the back seat!
TXC2: only 150 hours for me.....
Zom_SGM: what do you mean you people
Strebenherz: Never played
ghizmou: <message deleted>he s called regent
Kid_Amn: in the stream, straight up slaying it, and by it, I mean my spire
ghizmou: <message deleted>you re welcome
TXC2: the Monarch, but it's the one from the Venture bros
TXC2: !backseat
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WiJohn: o7
TXC2: !spoilers
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RELDnahcire: I think if I was a kid, this would be a great game to play in the backseat on a road trip
Strebenherz:
Spys212: have you play slay the spire 1?
Anubis169:
and we will keep it that way, won't we chat
TXC2: Spys212 he has
thatguy575: More of slaying spire
FurthestChunk: wheeler had to read even less of his discord server than usual
TXC2: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
mihicular1: Are you playing on the beta branch?
noSmokeFire: the mod's guns are locked *and* loaded
Thisbymaster: Some keywords are not intuitive.
WiJohn: Hey chat wiki wiki
Gekyouryuu: I could have nothing BUT hours in this game and I wouldn't backseat because I'm bad at this game
noSmokeFire: @Gekyouryuu hey, same
FurthestChunk: we should have emote only mode on tbh
thatguy575: How make baby (censored)
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu Being bad has never stopped people from backseating
Nightmanflock: @Gekyouryuu Hell yeah. That's what it's all about.
FurthestChunk: yeah being bad seemingly encourages people to backseat
Strebenherz: Watching you learn Minecraft from scratch was cool af. I want to see that again
Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon Thinking about it, I think that tends to encourage it, actually
noSmokeFire: weirdly Baby Form is a plausible card name, but I don't want to know what kind of class it would go with
Vonbane: with lub?
Thisbymaster: lol
Zom_SGM: first pick sol ring
ImMakswel: oh if slay the spire is such a good game then why isnt there a board game of it?
mihicular1: I'm always right
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Derekwillis: I have an 11% winrate, trust my advice, it'll help you practice Act 1.
TheMerricat: What about Minecraft?
Nightmanflock: @ImMakswel Because there is!
IbunWest: I play STS like I play MTG. suboptimally
FurthestChunk: Just don't pull a Netrunner chat, chat
Flyingdelorion: I got 240 hours in STS 1 and only have unlocked ascension 2 for every character.....GLHF Ben, looking forward to you playing this!
EvilBadman: You got lethal on this title screen, click "quit."
ImMakswel: Wheeler, can you draw a funny lil guy on the map please? Just a silly little guy who is on the map cheering you on for act 1?
TheMerricat:
I enjoy the fact that LRR is a mature enough streaming group that we all get a Session 0 stream talk before actually playing the game. 
thatguy575: @ImMakswel That might only be in 2 player?
ImMakswel: Who is legally stopping you? I will sue them for not allowing you to draw on th map
Thisbymaster: you already have chat
Anubis169:
no 'elp 
ImMakswel: @thatguy575 nah you can do it in singleplayer too
WiJohn: Even the game is backseating!
mihicular1: @thatguy575 you can draw in the map in single player as well
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Drood the Ozeference.
TXC2: also how spoilers free are we for STS 1 Wheeler ?
Thisbymaster: "Do you want annoying messages on the screen?" No I don't need anymore of them
FurthestChunk: i suggest clicking one of the options available to you
thatguy575: @mihicular1 Good to know!
noSmokeFire: move to honk shoo step
hyalopterous: It's a guy!
Ocre__: what did you just call me
FurthestChunk: how long till we jingle keys
lightfut: But I need the key that be jingling!
mihicular1: Woah, wheeler you can't say that
drcthulu: no it's always been 5
thatguy575: Ironclad gonna ironclad
TXC2: could have change from game to game
alder_iris: don't say that to jorbs
Mr_Horrible: Bash the Whampede
Mr_Horrible: "Oh, so you hate me, and want me to die"
Thisbymaster: just better strike
TXC2:
I could never get barricade to work 
ImMakswel: i wish there was a ratthew watching over you to ensure youare slaying this spire.
Anubis169: Venkman? Is that you?
Juliamon: SOME numbers have changed from the first game, but Defend hasn't
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 I only got it to really pop off once, I think I focused too much on metalicizes instead of the big chunky blocks
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Mr_Horrible: some things old are new again
TXC2:
Mr_Horrible I just never pulled the card that lets you keep block
hyalopterous: Slimes draw a card now
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 ah, well, that'll do it too
Thisbymaster: I would say they imported plenty of stuff from the first game as it feels similar
TXC2: Like a Kid on a 90's TV show, we're being slimed
ImMakswel: strength build is pretty strong hahaha so funny hahaha so hilarious hahaha
noSmokeFire: these are all good in different ways
nymistrya: Anger with no giant baby art 1/10, boo this game
RELDnahcire: I think if it's inflamed, you're supposed to go the doctor
drcthulu: Jorbs says that Inflame isn't good because there aren't a bunch of multihits
drcthulu: in Ironclad
Derekwillis: They all have shells that they shine, yeah. I like having at least one aoe effect for Act 1.
Thisbymaster: it really depends on what else goes into the deck
ghizmou: an egg in this trying time
ImMakswel: fitting the first ? is an egg one
PhoenixMelior: Theres probably the argument to take the uncommon in a situation like that
FurthestChunk: I do love the egg
Juliamon: egg
Derekwillis: byrd
2Flower: egg
thatguy575: Egg
spinebustertee: egg egg egg egg egg
Abavus: yum
ImMakswel: yummy egg
Kentosaurus: hahahaha
RELDnahcire: 🥚
Mr_Horrible: it's like they knew you'd be playing
noSmokeFire: e gg
EvilBadman: Eggs? The fix is in, boys!
FurthestChunk: The other egg option is fun
drcthulu: what a little shrinker
FurthestChunk: But they're both good
Ocre__: who up shrankin it
noSmokeFire: become ironlad
TXC2: we're so weee
mihicular1: But you could have the egg? You can't have it if you eat it.
Mr_Horrible: iwoncwad
TXC2: stay shrunked
ImMakswel: 6 7?
Anubis169: There are definitely some things in this just 7
its_safety_third: on low ascension, you can speculate on powers early a lot more often, cards like breakthrough are a lot better if you're under pressure in the run
Anubis169: that are just 7
drcthulu: Ninja cat cyclops
PhoenixMelior: They look like keroppi
KodeMage: has anyone figured out if the glowing bit is eye or mouth?
Anubis169: looks like Felix the Cat
Anubis169: or something from Bendy & The Ink Machine
Derekwillis: You do have the molotov, but a hallway fight might not be the place to use it when you have passive healing
TXC2: Anubis169 something of the Flichier brothers about it yes
Anubis169: nicely done
PhoenixMelior: Shrug it off my beloved
TXC2: oh yeah Armaments!
TXC2: Dino bird!
its_safety_third: love armaments, the upgrade is a lot of power
hyalopterous: shouldna ate that egg
RELDnahcire: 🥚
Anubis169: You did eat its egg
Abavus: Sometimes you just gotta take 16
EvilBadman: Ya et their egg
EvilBadman: No clue, never played
PhoenixMelior: Eggshell in your armor maybe
Anubis169: aww it looks so sad...
2Flower: Vajraaaaa!
Mr_Horrible: Ironclad's visor just *covered* in yolk: "How do you know it was me?"
TXC2: seems kinda OP
MungoDude: hi Wheeler, hi chat
TXC2: hello MungoDude welcome
Mr_Horrible: people rounding out their Supergiant collection be like:
Gekyouryuu: I won't say what happens differently, or imply any kind of judgement as there isn't any, I'll only say i took the other option with the egg because I was curious and it was something new
noSmokeFire: this first run has the same seed for everyone, so it's really funny seeing Wheeler take *literally* the same cards I did
MungoDude:
hi TXC2 
Kentosaurus: @Mr_Horrible "we're all looking for the person who did this"
DMGlol: two things for one?!
detectiveYarmas: and two things is more than one thing
hyalopterous: You look tasty
Anubis169: I bbet you ate its last yoghurt
Derekwillis: Bash gets an extra turn of vulnerable too, which is pretty nice, but it's still quite expensive
capchaos2: You're trying to slay his spire
Ocre__: is a hippo dog like your hippo campus
Mr_Horrible: you trampled their petunias (unintentionally, but still)
Anubis169:
Yoghurt 
CrossXhunteR: i put yogurt on my grocery list not even an hour ago
Mr_Horrible: god, vuln is so good
PhoenixMelior: Setup strike seems pretty hot ngl
GreenyTea: are we Slaying the Spires or are the Spires Slaying us?
Anubis169:
you lucksack 
Mr_Horrible: he really is a combo player at heart
CrossXhunteR: that gorget was just nested descriptions
hyalopterous: plating is like opposite of poison
PhoenixMelior: Oh its a D&D party
drcthulu: you don't need to
ensiferous3: Time for maaath
GreenyTea:
easy mode, pick every card with Strike, and pick four Perfect Strikes 
Anubis169: remember chat, let wheeler find stuff out on his own
drcthulu: aoe baby!
Abavus: Easy game for babies
Juliamon: true grit...
PhoenixMelior: Ooh love to draw three cards
TXC2:
yes, Age of Empires is a good game 
Thisbymaster: Time is an illusion
KodeMage: just don't neglect single target, it's important too
CrossXhunteR: chat, never say anything
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
DMGlol: 0 mana draw 3
noSmokeFire: in coding we call that "rubber ducking" because you can solve a lot of problems by explaining them to your rubber duck
Mr_Horrible: ^
Anubis169: we're the rubber duck 🦆
Haroldholmes25: chat always remember to compliment the streamer and tell him how handsome and cool he is
PhoenixMelior: I sometimes talk out stuff with my cat yeah
Strebenherz: Oh like the feeling of figuring out mtg combat math and then someone jumps in/interrupts
DanielJennaGrouse: pro tip: when the streamer talks about something, that's their job and why you watch them
Gekyouryuu: yes
drcthulu: you do
noSmokeFire: you get to pick
2Flower: Yes
capchaos2: You get to pick
KodeMage: does it say random?
hyalopterous: pick one
RelwinEJ: Personal playstyles tend to bias folks in this too, so better to toy around with stuff
GreenyTea: its a choice
DMGlol: enchant your 0 mana draw 3 card
DMGlol: ez
TXC2: video games do lie sometimes
Juliamon: yeah, especially games in early access
CrossXhunteR: double pot of greed?
detectiveYarmas: battle trance is so nice
Mr_Horrible: that aoe do be bangin'
Thisbymaster: more number go up
Gekyouryuu: Mods, I have a question I'd like to ask, but I don't want to put it in open chat without permission and I don't want to just suddenly whisper anyone at random. may I whisper to one of you to ask something?
KodeMage: bloodletting is a dark ritual
TXC2: PhoenixMelior ooo maybe, the tag isn't on it anymore
Mr_Horrible: nope
drcthulu: no
PhoenixMelior: Txc2 i noticed that tooooo
EvilBadman: Lose HP on /your/ turn is interesting
KodeMage: you can remove them
hyalopterous: no you have to pay to remove them
RELDnahcire: 🍓
KodeMage: innate is great on that power you just upgraded
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman iirc it was the same way in 1, synergy piece for the self-sacrifice strat for ironclad
CrossXhunteR: check the couch cushions
KodeMage: always start with the +2 energy per turn power and use it at the best time
macintose: That would be so good if you could get money for cards instead of having to pay to have them removed
Mr_Horrible: "Hey buddy what'll ya give me for this uhhhhhh Strike?"
lightfut: I need money, give me money
PhoenixMelior: Ewwwwww that is gross
Juliamon: oh right, *this* thing
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Mmm, wiggly
hyalopterous: Ugh this guy
macintose: Worms
Gekyouryuu: can you pull the ol' "hey, what's that over there?!" and grab it while the shop keeper is distracted?
Mr_Horrible: oh it's a big frog
Juliamon: enjoy your worms
noSmokeFire: damn, good turn 1
drcthulu: the wriggles
DMGlol: cute little babies
TXC2: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
Mr_Horrible: well, *was* a big frog
PhoenixMelior: Nope hate that
noSmokeFire: the beta branch added a phobia mode to make this fight less awful
WiJohn: This guy's the worst
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah we love a worm that walks
Mr_Horrible: welcome back Kyuss
hyalopterous: Do not like that border
Mr_Horrible: I was a little skeptical at first of the updated art/animation style but it's definitely grown on me
Derekwillis: @Mr_Horrible The Worm That Walks has killed all light in my life.
Juliamon: That was you, earlier
KodeMage: flame barrier is nice
PhoenixMelior: Keep in mind that this is still effectively a beta
PhoenixMelior: So nothing is set in stone
Mr_Horrible: he's so powerful, making the choice of no choice
Ocre__: actually streamer the game has been out for less than 3 weeks and the community has already solved the game
hyalopterous: Bash is more vuln
Strebenherz: I mean hell I have a friend that used an mk braton (starter weapon) in endgame warframe
TXC2: on day minus 7
Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, I solved Reality Fracture limited 5 years ago.
Mr_Horrible: when your ovaltine says "Play more 2-drops"
macintose: the true zen master knows that taking no action is a choice
EvilBadman: The PPR is the innovation station
Strebenherz: Play how you like
drcthulu: He's all greased up
TXC2:
Gekyouryuu when it was called modern horizons 2?
CrossXhunteR: is that the garbage bag that killed tasha yar?
Mr_Horrible: the tail of damocles
drcthulu: it started at 9
Strebenherz:
@CrossXhunteR 
Mr_Horrible: champyun
Mr_Horrible: the woonds
EvilBadman: He in the cut
TXC2: Cut like a Bodybuiilder 2 weeks out
PhoenixMelior: Is that a flunge?
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Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
Haroldholmes25: let
DMGlol: rock rock rock rock
KodeMage: fun
Haroldholmes25: 's gooooo
Ocre__: biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig rock
drcthulu: <message deleted>hit em with a giant rock!
TXC2: I can never resist a demon form
Abavus: ungabunga
Derekwillis: Toggo mode lets go!
PhoenixMelior: Krog smash!
Juliamon: throw rocks at em
Kentosaurus: I don't know if giant rock is good but it certainly sounds fun
Nightmanflock: Rock is very funny
ghizmou: paper won't be able to resist
Mr_Horrible: literally going Unga Bunga Mode
hyalopterous: Rock build go!
TXC2: "......it was a big rock....."
Ocre__: you know adam would slam giant rock+
Nightmanflock: @TXC2 Thank you Croc
KodeMage: demon
PhoenixMelior: I mean. Unga bunga kinda funny.
drcthulu: <message deleted>It's never a bad time to ungabunga at the start
GreenyTea: Demon
ghizmou: yes
Strebenherz:
macintose: if you can't stick it to em' rock out with your socks out
Derekwillis: Thrash is insane actually
Mr_Horrible: oh trash is just pummel but cooler
DanielJennaGrouse: giant rock is funnier
rXpCH: no
drcthulu: <message deleted>yes
Gekyouryuu: no
Nightmanflock: No
Ocre__: no
KodeMage: no, not mad, we like
TXC2: no
PhoenixMelior: No
grappler12: no
keatthebeast: maybe
Juliamon: no
the_walloper: no
Strebenherz: No
Mr_Horrible: live your truth
Dog_of_Myth: You do you
hyalopterous: No
DanielJennaGrouse: yes
DMGlol: we'll throw rocks
AFamiliarCalledEl: No
macintose: nah
Strebenherz: Unga bunga
Derekwillis: Thrash works so well with setup strike
Haroldholmes25: not mad just disappointed
noSmokeFire: I can throw rocks on my own time
ghizmou: that s thrash
drcthulu: <message deleted>to be fair those are all good cards
CrossXhunteR: Large boulder the size of a small boulder
keatthebeast: i always take demon form no matter how bad it is, i cannot escape its grasp
GreenyTea: I would take ALL the Demon Forms
JMGoody: I iwll be incorrigable
Mr_Horrible: the spire ain't goin' anywhere
Goldensaber22: demon form no
Derekwillis: All those cards were heaters tbh
TXC2: keatthebeast same
Goldensaber22: pick
ghizmou:
PhoenixMelior: Ohhhh thats neat
Nightmanflock: Yeah, this tweak to the "boss relic" system is really cool.
JMGoody: Good Soup
Juliamon: mm soup
TXC2: "that's gooooood soup!"
rXpCH: you can draw on the map if you want
TXC2: !clips
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Spys212: you can draw on the map to demonstrate routes
TXC2: oh we Madenning this shit up now
macintose: also left click lets you draw as well
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler is an NPC whose dialogue we're mashing through
Seth_Erickson: I do like hitting evil doers
Derekwillis: I like the question marks, personally. It can give you some busted stuff.
drcthulu: <message deleted>It's unskippable dialogue though
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: When life closes a dog, it opens an opossum.
PhoenixMelior: As a member of chat, i love a mystery box
TXC2: "welcome, to well there's your spire, it's a podcast about adventuring disasters"
Seth_Erickson: Man I love the soup
drcthulu: <message deleted>!punt
TXC2: oh F it's a digglet!
Gekyouryuu: Question, Wheeler: are you a man who likes a good plushie?
Anubis169:
Yeah we have a veto on that word drcthulu 
drcthulu: All good no worries
TXC2:
Kenji's channel this aint
drcthulu: was watching numot today
PhoenixMelior: A collection that includes three mimes
hyalopterous: Whirlwind is fun
EvilBadman: The punt counter honked out loud
Mr_Horrible: is the Mime Count still at 3, or did the 4th one finally arrive?
noSmokeFire: they're cicada shells!
TXC2: Mr_Horrible 3 as far as I know, the 4th may have been a scam
Strebenherz: Should I bring a mr mime gift plush with me if I meet Wheeler at a con?
Mr_Horrible:
@TXC2 
noSmokeFire: deck might be good
Abavus:
I feel like these free strikes might be pretty good 
drcthulu: booty blast, oh yeah!
TXC2:
the art for those seem oddly realistic
Gekyouryuu: I ask, because there's plushies of some, but not all, of the playable characters in this that are currently up for preorder on Makeship, but only until April 3rd if you wanted to check them out.
TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I'll booty blast at some point in time.
LRRbot: New quote #9547: "I'll booty blast at some point in time." —Wheeler [2026-03-24]
PhoenixMelior: I am also collecting sitting cuties of my favourites!
Seth_Erickson: Is this your first run wheeler? Not sure how much I've missed
PhoenixMelior: They need to release the hisui line already dammit
Gekyouryuu: fair. just wanted to let you know they existed before you missed the window if they *were* ones you'd want
drcthulu: it'll be good for elites and bosses
h3rsh3yb4r: how many weeks are you planning for this on ITYC? I'd love to see you play with some of the new characters
Seth_Erickson: this man intends to set up
PhoenixMelior: Pen nibAND nunchuks?!
drcthulu: read hidden gem
KodeMage: game is making you choose
Seth_Erickson:
Hidden Gem 
noSmokeFire: god I love hidden gem
Seth_Erickson: Pyre
RelwinEJ: gem has to get a nerf at some point, right?
Strebenherz: The music vibes reminds me of Jackbox frog auction
PhoenixMelior: Inner F
noSmokeFire: inner flier: channel your inner poultry
drcthulu: gem is nerfed in the beta branch so it can't hit the same card twice
hyalopterous: play it 3 times
TXC2: "it's just the nib!"
RetroHibiscus: you could think of it as a buff so it doesn't make you cast offering 5 times
Goldensaber22: @noSmokeFire baquawk
RetroHibiscus:
noSmokeFire: @drcthulu it's kind of lateral: for fair decks, it's nice that it can't just hit a strike over and over
PhoenixMelior: Its so cute!
Juliamon: large baby
Seth_Erickson: The soup is wonderfully nutritious though
drcthulu: @noSmokeFire it's a fair change that doesn't ruin the card
TXC2: Juliamon so large it's the mom
ghizmou: the next attack is doubled
PhoenixMelior: Yeah you got it
drcthulu: yes
RetroHibiscus: yes
Greyah: It sure does.
KodeMage: that kills it?
NeoKevlar: all of them
Seth_Erickson: all strikes
drcthulu: every hit
Nightmanflock: Sure does
silenceaux: Cashing in.
KodeMage: nice
Mr_Horrible: we love synergy
Juliamon: obliterated
PhoenixMelior: Hes gaming
CaptainSpam: WHAMMO
Kentosaurus: strength buffs + whirlwind feels so good
Abavus: We're gaming, comrade
PhoenixMelior: Oh is this a never block run? I respect it.
noSmokeFire: it'll actually update the damage to show Nib when you drag the card out of your hand
KodeMage: whirlwind *is* a finisher. it finished that
Nightmanflock: Body slam barricade was my favorite spire 1 clad deck, but it was always rare to be able to get it going
NeoKevlar: we beeing
KodeMage: beez
drcthulu: oh no, Mr. Bees
ghizmou: not the beeeeees
hyalopterous: BEEEEEEEEEEES
Seth_Erickson: stinky elite
noSmokeFire: Wickerman dot gif
NeoKevlar: Sure does
Dirty_Beach: this dude SUCKS
KodeMage: oof
hyalopterous: Yep, gonna suck
Dirty_Beach: this elite is the Goblin Knob of StS2
Dirty_Beach: i.e. some decks will just lose
NeoKevlar: worth though
trainpants: good pot
NeoKevlar: bloodletting my beloved
NeoKevlar: lemme kill myself
silenceaux: Nobody wants to deal with that guy
PhoenixMelior: I wish uppercut wasnt 2 energy
NotCainNorAbel:
Nightmanflock: @PhoenixMelior would be so busted if it wasn't though haha
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Juliamon: flying egg machine
Derekwillis: They're little babies
Nightmanflock: Dude, where's my whirlwind?
TXC2: don't we have a point of strength?
NeoKevlar: it is
capchaos2: think it rounds down
detectiveYarmas: strength is shown in the card
noSmokeFire: the card numbers factor in strength
TXC2: detectiveYarmas right!
Juliamon: splorch
Seth_Erickson: it's free energy kind of
KodeMage: skip?
TXC2: Stampede has strong Chocobo race energy
PhoenixMelior: I dunno it seems variable?
Seth_Erickson: a little worse now that all of our strikes are free
CaptainSpam: This assumes you don't drain your hand of attacks.
PhoenixMelior: Ha haaaa,i get it
TXC2: stampede seems like a card for a deck with a number of 2-3 drops
Seth_Erickson: I love to drink a can of Spite
Luminaire_p: Spite Zero Sugar
Greyah: Spite has my favorite card art.
Kentosaurus: obey your thirst
NeoKevlar: oh, we have energy potion
noSmokeFire: @Greyah the placeholder art is top notch
NeoKevlar: and we can duplicate setup
detectiveYarmas: @TXC2 its also good for when you have to spend all your energy gaining block for whatever reason
ghizmou: would you still love me if I was a three segment worm
CWaltz86: i hope yur better at this elite than i am
TXC2: detectiveYarmas indeed
CWaltz86: i always get trundled
NeoKevlar: ezpz
TXC2: EDGE
underhill33: nice
ghizmou: I think wheeler solved the game
CWaltz86: OKAY SURE????
PhoenixMelior: Nice nice
Seth_Erickson: We triple up a pen nib attack 👀
PhoenixMelior: We dont need block were just too good
hyalopterous: This boss is a fun one
TXC2: I don;t Wheeler needs our help at all chat
noSmokeFire: wheeler MIGHT be good at games
TXC2:
too many NOPE holes in this game
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Don't get et
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CWaltz86: i got et the one time
Mr_Horrible: fighting the dune popcorn bucket
TXC2: it's all our childhood fears become real
Juliamon: big chomps
Kid_Amn: as the kids say, they lowkey kinda cooked with some of these new bosses
NeoKevlar: NO
NeoKevlar: the cost
CaptainSpam: Now is not the time to rock!
ghizmou:
noSmokeFire: "I'm a genius, oh no"
TXC2: "but it wasn't a rock, it was a giant rock!"
Juliamon: !genius
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hyalopterous: Strikes are free now rocks arent
Seth_Erickson: you do have a bajillion strength
CWaltz86: oooof
CaptainSpam: Well, rock on, I guess.
Nightmanflock: 16 str says gg
noSmokeFire: rock > bug
Abavus:
underhill33: lmao
Haroldholmes25: hit em with da rock
Greyah: Hit smart like rock.
Uniclonus: Ah, the previewed Rock from the power didn't take your Strength into account
keatthebeast: ooga booga
CWaltz86: well. i guess you just win?
hyalopterous: Rock'd
KodeMage: it does all the enables
Simonark: You can do so much nonsense to your deck in this game, of course some of it is technically a nonbo but that doesn’t mean it isn’t funny and effective.
Kentosaurus: you're welcome
zelukester: tanx rules
KodeMage: does cook work with the tent? that would be insane
hyalopterous: Cleaver is really good
Haroldholmes25: chat let him cook
Dirty_Beach: I really like Cleaver
Kid_Amn: Krog would be so proud of that sandworm kill
Dirty_Beach: @KodeMage it sure does
trainpants: cleaver is better when your strikes aren't eternal
KodeMage: hot damn
Awesem: Wait this isn't the Wheeler stream I usually stop in to resub at. I do already have 100 hours in STS 2 though
TXC2: the one true path
TXC2: Wheeler gonna be striking like a member of a strong Union
KodeMage: caw!
CWaltz86: is there a relic making the strikes 0?
noSmokeFire: huh. weird that whirlwind for 0 counts for fan but not nib
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @CWaltz86 The soup
TXC2: CWaltz86 no, but there was an event that did it
KodeMage: @CWaltz86 there was an event
CWaltz86: oooh
CWaltz86: pael?
KodeMage: they are also eternal for some reason
silenceaux: The soup enchants all the strikes, iirc. It's from Tezcatara.
CWaltz86: cool cool
noSmokeFire: the beta branch is reducing relic costs in shops, they're outrageous
Greyah: Inflation innit
CWaltz86: inflation
KodeMage: me looking at rent
Haroldholmes25: inflation hit the spire hard
drcthulu: the prices are too damn high
ghizmou: that s inflation
Mr_Horrible: you're a captive market
Seth_Erickson: The beta branch nerfed relic branches a bit
Simonark: They are lowering the prices in the next patch
Seth_Erickson: nerfed relic prices even
TXC2: "the economy is a......it's in shambles"
Kentosaurus: surge pricing for adventurers
hyalopterous: Are you playing on the beta branch? they lower relic prices by 25 gold on the beta
Haroldholmes25: pen nib my goat
KodeMage: sometimes it seems like shambles would be an improvement...
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Those scrolls suck
CWaltz86: im the lost
Zom_SGM: what about the beaten and the damned?
Simonark: I know exactly where I am and I can’t be forgotten if I’ve managed to never once be perceived in the first place.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I'm more of a huddled mass
TXC2:
the forgotten is reminding me of something from a game, and I can't remember which game it was
Nightmanflock: @TXC2 So you've forgotten?
TXC2:
Nightmanflock yeah
Haroldholmes25: pillage seems great if you're not blocking yeah
CWaltz86: ya but tat doesnt mean you are THE forgotten per se
hyalopterous: frog knight is great
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Simonark: A muskrat in armor, charging in on a capybara is universal appeal.
anosognostic: could just as easily be a bug knight riding a frog
CWaltz86: tell me you read redwall as a kid
drcthulu: it's good
Haroldholmes25: mmmm yeah
drcthulu: rupture is good
corpocracy: You're about to remove a bunch of cards, right?
CWaltz86: sometimes i rhyme slow sometimes i rhyme fast?
Kid_Amn: bloody centennials ruined it for the rest of us
TheMerricat: Chat, just got home from a grocery run, how's the Spire? Has someone slayed it yet?
Haroldholmes25:
zurthroshak: But the curse
TXC2: TheMerricat it seems to be going well so far
FurthestChunk: Really wish you could skip this one
KodeMage: @TheMerricat every night
drcthulu: we're all attack, no stinky blocking
TXC2: Strike Strike Strike!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The strike dummy is just rude
Lootcifer_: hello wheeler, how much sts2 have you played so far and what are your thoughts?
trainpants: Fan might have been most of our block
CWaltz86: theres attack animations now
Haroldholmes25: so true bestie
Juliamon: the best defense is a ridiculous offense
Gekyouryuu: I like referring to this build as "the union worker" because I strike often and keep striking until I get what I want
NeoKevlar:
Totally real relics
letsbelgo: I love this vendor
anosognostic: its temu
FurthestChunk: damn the melee goat got washed...
letsbelgo: Etsy crafts man
TheMerricat: So I know there was a bare suggestion of Lore in the original game, does this one have more lore or is it still mostly vibe lore?
TXC2: oh they're "fake" copies of the artefacts
CWaltz86: oooh love a good eyeball monster
Juliamon: TheMerricat I think it's too early to tell
CWaltz86: @TheMerricat id say its got slightly more, but it isnt deep, still.
Haroldholmes25:
math is for blockers and you aren't blocking
underhill33: oof
drcthulu: expect a fight is tight
TXC2:
the blocks might be the only un-upgraded skills in the deck
noSmokeFire: it "heals" 9
drcthulu: yes
Haroldholmes25: yep
Seth_Erickson: yes
Lootcifer_: heals
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TheMerricat The "Epoch unlocked" popups you've been seeing have world lore chunks
capchaos2: yes
FurthestChunk: augh this one sucks to fight
letsbelgo: queen getting all handsy
fencepostmagpie: just got here, is this first run?
Juliamon: yes first run
TXC2: fencepostmagpie indeed it is
fencepostmagpie: awesome, thanks
TheMerricat: Oh, we are still on the FIRST run? We were just starting when I left for the store. That's awesome!
Mr_Horrible: Collector said "I'm getting my big brother to beat you up"
Juliamon: yeah this build popped off
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I tried something different on my first run and it didn't go nearly as well.
letsbelgo: you had no gy
Haroldholmes25:
KodeMage: unforced error
hyalopterous: Ooof
FurthestChunk: is it time to snecko
CWaltz86: oh i been there.
CWaltz86: ooof
letsbelgo: hell yeah
letsbelgo: 0 demon form
capchaos2: free demon form!
Haroldholmes25:
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hyalopterous: WOOOOOOOOOO GG
trainpants: GG!
Kid_Amn: who needs demon form?
Juliamon: ez game
Abavus: bop
FurthestChunk: didn't even need the free demon form
noSmokeFire: turns out all it takes to win is not removing any strikes
CWaltz86: @capchaos2 didnt even need it
Kentosaurus: gg
CWaltz86:
Mr_Horrible: the Ironclad gets really mad about books
TXC2: what a first run
silenceaux: game is popular, turns out
Haroldholmes25: spire slayed ez game for babies
letsbelgo: unlock time!
hyalopterous: It's you're first run
PhoenixMelior: Its still early access lmao
KodeMage: lore
accountmadeforants: We need infinite exponential growth on that number folks, have we learned nothing?
capchaos2: @CWaltz86 so much damage
CWaltz86: so true
Clockwork_Penguin: Starting to think maybe dealing damage isn't the thing thats gonna take this guy out
Kid_Amn: Berry my foat
TXC2: good sponerism there
PhoenixMelior: She berrie sa foat
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Dirty_Beach:
congrats Wheeler, you got what may have been the best deck of the entire day on your very first run
Juliamon: it's shiv o'clock
FurthestChunk: who else up berrying they foat
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Left to right on the epoch timeline.
letsbelgo: Yeah. he got a bad end from the first game
letsbelgo: he going nuts
accountmadeforants: "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old tower?!" -The Silent, probably
CWaltz86: love a placeholder art
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I do enjoy the placeholder art
TXC2: PHROG!
accountmadeforants: See, this is what placeholder art should look like, none of that AI slop
Seth_Erickson: Vakuu my beloved
Ard_Rhys: I wouldn't be upset if the placeholder art ends up being the final product
PhoenixMelior: Eyyyy got em
letsbelgo: look at this man
Mr_Horrible: that's our Wheeler
accountmadeforants: I'm sure it would've been twice as popular if it had art like this. It might've even made one tenth of a gacha game's monthly income.
CWaltz86: oh i gotta unlock that strike twice potion
Gekyouryuu: generic filler slot
Haroldholmes25: character agnostic yeah
FurthestChunk: Yeah
Gekyouryuu: changes per character
letsbelgo: yeah
letsbelgo: generic mana
TheMerricat:
You might say it was... colorless mana?
TXC2: !break
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CWaltz86: k. time for me to go get ready for class, which means time to play sts2 myself
TheMerricat:
Have fun in class @CWaltz86 !
TheMerricat:
I want LRR to do another Oak Bay Tea Party stream.
TXC2: and we're back
Dread_Pirate_Westley: As one does.
Kid_Amn: more like mediocre things amirite
hyalopterous: Welcome back
aerohydra: get kibler up for it
TXC2:
remember: Stranger things started when Obama was still in the White house
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Next week: Shivs McKenzie
accountmadeforants: Oh, is Stranger Things no longer good? Can I stop promising myself I'll watch it some day for sure?
Juliamon: The first season is still good. Beyond that, it's up to how much you can stomach romantic drama
Seth_Erickson: thhe final season was certainly something
Gekyouryuu: was it ever?
Seth_Erickson: the first season was enjoyable I think
DanielJennaGrouse: mid as the kids say
Vonbane: watchable
accountmadeforants: Ah, that explains it perfectly
TXC2: getting rid of Bash is a BOLD play, lets see how it pans out
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 I can see the thinking but it gives me some concerns
mjuukis: egg
hyalopterous: Egg
accountmadeforants:
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I like hatching the egg.
SnowBuddy18: Wheeler, playing the Eggs deck?
jessicatheblack: idk dog... whats up with you?
jessicatheblack: >.>
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FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The delayed payoff cards are a good addition.
FurthestChunk: diglett dig, diglett dig
Strebenherz: Plz no
ThanhtTheBoss: I want my vocal stim to be hawking my wares.
hyalopterous: No, you stole the egg
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WiJohn: This combat
hyalopterous: This combat
Strebenherz: Least appetizing vocal stim noise
LibraryWitchKei: This combat
TheMerricat:
SnowBuddy18: RIP
fencepostmagpie: wahaha
accountmadeforants:
TXC2:
YOU FOOL
TheMerricat:
Reading the cards.....
Juliamon:
Dirty_Beach:
PhoenixMelior: GG go next
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FurthestChunk: This is what you get for stealing eggs
DanielJennaGrouse: well, that was the block build
zelukester: classic card gamer
Ard_Rhys: something something reading the card
hyalopterous: lol
ghizmou: next build
tryllebanjo: Ya get pecked up!
Strebenherz: 🐦
Kentosaurus: o7
LibraryWitchKei: Learning!
TXC2: 100000% the exact kind of mistake I would make
Dirty_Beach:
run it back bby
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I was once on a coach to Manchester, sitting in front of a woman with awful catarrh and next to a guy chewing tobacco. I do not live near Manchester.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It was all loogies for hours . . .
ThanhtTheBoss: Benny Wheels here with your morning commute traffic report.
TXC2: "put the fucking lotion in the basket!"
accountmadeforants: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving I can picture what the floor of that coach looked like by the end and I want to stop picturing it.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @accountmadeforants Yeah, it was an experience.
ThanhtTheBoss: "Well folks, it looks like there is a lot of traffic going to The Spire, but not a lot coming back from it. Make sure you leave early, there seems to be a lot of congestion around Neow."
FurthestChunk: I'm more of a Gouging Fire girl
zurthroshak: Math!
EOstby: Give in to the Anger.
TXC2: Anger needs a real small deck to work as I recall
Dirty_Beach:
aw man, we can't afford hte Top 
Mr_Horrible: is the dragonfruit(?) more max hp?
WiJohn: So brave to go vulnerable
Chesul: Stampede is great if you want to pick up high cost attacks later, but if that's not what you're going for it's mid in my opinion.
Mr_Horrible: he's got a brand to maintain, after all
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: "Has anyone got a poppadom the size of Lake Michigan? This stuff's really good!"
Seth_Erickson: I just finished my own Vulnerable build, it absolutely blasted
ForOhForError: they're cheaper on the beta branch
TXC2: weren't shop relics expensive in the first game?
Dirty_Beach: I think the average is ~275
fencepostmagpie: in the beta branch they reduced the price of shop relics a tiny bit and it feels so much better
Mr_Horrible: I feel like they were about this expensive in 1, but it's been ages so my reckoning may be off
Laserbeaks_Fury: You think that Spite art is temp
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Laserbeaks_Fury Right? Petition for permanence.
Mr_Horrible: I mean, I also can't see them not just having the placeholder art as an option like they did in 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ehaust can get whaky
Mr_Horrible: makes me wonder if dead branch is still in this (don't answer this, Chat)
TXC2: I only ever did exhaust builds when I already had dead branch
Invitare: where else would you have your teeth?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Exhaust is strong but can suddenly die
TheMerricat: litterally unplayable chat.
Invitare: what if your wallet is stolen?
Seth_Erickson: what do you mean, a normal human being keeps their teeth under their pillow smh
TXC2: am I the only one who would windmil slam the armaments?
GedankenPalast_: I loved the armaments
Mr_Horrible: he's on a hot streak
GedankenPalast_: uhhh boy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Never unlucky
hyalopterous: Bag doesn't suck
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Yeah, it's a great card. The trap is in collecting multiples
fencepostmagpie: bygone is such a great word. bygone.
Mr_Horrible: we are vulnerable to blockaganda
Invitare: Liptstick said something about block
Gekyouryuu: you know what I want them to do? have SOMETHING with art of the Ironclad wearing boxing gloves with shields on them. Blocky Balboa.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Chocofaux
BloodnBullets: Does strength work with bodyslam?
Gekyouryuu: @Laserbeaks_Fury Fauxcobo
TXC2: we are eggless heathens
Gekyouryuu: nice
Gekyouryuu: nice HP
TXC2: "how dare you come to me now!"
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: *sacrifices it*
warkr0: hell yeah
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I do like the fights with a midway stun
Laserbeaks_Fury: it really is
PhoenixMelior: Its fine theyre still dead
warkr0: ur gonna get canceled for bullying the deer
Mr_Horrible: game's got a sense of humor
ContingentCat: it's really gay(affectionate)
The_Timo: Special path is great
TXC2: the pivots will continue until morale improves
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Special Path can have 2 chests?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's a cool path
TXC2: the one true path
PhoenixMelior: Ooh no choices
fencepostmagpie: soup is for real yummy not gonna lie
The_Timo: It can get there
PhoenixMelior: You gotta have bad builds to learn the cards sometimes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh man, Bully is gonna do so much damage
rosesmcgee: Your build isn't bad. Build implies a strategy
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @fencepostmagpie Time to get a batch of cheese and potato going in your biggest pot.
DukeVulture: Shrug it off is great
PhoenixMelior: We have picked a lane
fencepostmagpie: whoa hi dukevulture from bluesky
PhoenixMelior: We gotta greed
DukeVulture: @fencepostmagpie that is, in fact me hello
TXC2: suck cost here we come!
TXC2: ah, the Golden Goose is a flower this game
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TXC2 Truth. >.>
PhoenixMelior: We're vulnerablock
TheMerricat: How about a hybrid build?
JeremyDevoid: Thank you Wheeler for being brave enough to be Vulnerable with us
mjuukis: life gain decks never won anything
jovens_v: Sadly not
PhoenixMelior: If only Terror was in our card pool
chaostreader: I feel like it’s only okay.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It doesn't scale very well
Seth_Erickson: it worked well for me in the beta but it also gets double strength and keeps exhaust
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It can but it's hard to make it reliable
Seth_Erickson: you need a lot of vuln
Laserbeaks_Fury: Taunt is good
jovens_v: Taunt is good
Seth_Erickson: the beta version also applies it's own vuln
TXC2: Taunt is our hybrid card right there
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Block with a debuff is rarely a bad choice.
ToppHat: Upgrade and Bully chat
TXC2: !hole
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PhoenixMelior: Was it to prepare an innuendo?
mjuukis: it was made for me
mjuukis: etc
e_bloc: you know what STS2, god bless
FurthestChunk: big junji ito fan here huh
jovens_v: No
pyrelight: you can, for cash
PhoenixMelior: Its not eternal
jovens_v: It gets added after you remove
TheMerricat: Wouldn't berfect fit be perfect for 'that one card' you always want to draw?
PhoenixMelior: I also love slay the spire
jovens_v:
Are okay fair tbh I used to people not reading
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Shame you can't fist your own hole
Mr_Horrible: bro getting into his Porphyry Node
pyrelight: the perfect bully
e_bloc: personally I always try to enter my own hole
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DukeVulture: That was your hole, it was made for you.
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
Laserbeaks_Fury: WELCOME TO WONGO'S
jovens_v:
Wongo's 
PhoenixMelior: Oh these are spicy choices
e_bloc: brother I worked at a gas station, this guy looks like freddie mercury next to me
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: When I did my retail nightmare I would wear a "No!" badge in December.
the_walloper: he missed the lore
PhoenixMelior: Oh those are good relics
PhoenixMelior: Damn this game looks so good
ToppHat: No
Laserbeaks_Fury: no
chaostreader: no
red_flags_: no
Mr_Horrible: not that I recall
PhoenixMelior: It is not
jovens_v: No
pyrelight: thorns are flat 3
Laserbeaks_Fury: Vulnerabls is very specifically cards
TheMerricat: Does block block you being able to thorn?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nope, block and thorns play very well together
PhoenixMelior: @themerricat nope!
e_bloc: game of the year? more like game of my rear
TXC2: right chat I'm off
warkr0: bees nuts
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
PhoenixMelior: Night txc2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
Mr_Horrible: "Our time together was magical" the barricade says as it dissolves away in your arms
mjuukis: They should add net runner staple card diesel to this
mjuukis: would make it better
e_bloc: cheers txc2
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Everybody hates the bees guy
PhoenixMelior: Thats okay, theres always... another try...
hyalopterous: bees guys kinda spicy
fencepostmagpie: that's more bee per bee
e_bloc: bees guy said give me 12 inches and make it hurt, so I had sex with him 4 times and hit him with a brick
jovens_v: Oh my daze
pyrelight: those bees would have been murdered by the thorns.
DanielJennaGrouse: the facebook era lesson
e_bloc: worse: bees guy or jeff beeeezos
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Some of the new mechanics you'll get with unlocks can help with status nightmares
PhoenixMelior: Yeah thorns would have murdered that guy
PhoenixMelior: Thats okay the other marth game hasnt aged well
e_bloc: 100% agree
shortieXV: voice a bit like a bachelorette posing? that would be fun
Gekyouryuu: "Marth debuted in Smash Bros" is a whole tvtrope, tbf
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Armaments is so good for small decks . . .
PhoenixMelior: Yeah brawl obvi
fencepostmagpie: it's cool that they kept Rampage in StS2 I was worried they'd iterate it to Bushido
shortieXV: fire emblem is mostly grid tactics and shipping anime characters
warkr0: yeah STS2 is one of those games
e_bloc: didnt we play the sultan's game
PhoenixMelior: Fire emblem didnt used to be like that but it certainly is now
jovens_v: Definitely one of the aspects of the never games
PhoenixMelior: As a long time fire emblem fan, dont talk to fire emblem fans about fire emblem
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: You're thinking about Ren'Py "parodies" with the serial numbers filed off
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Ask Beej!
hyalopterous: Lol
aerohydra: ren py is the game engine used to make a lot of visual novel games
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Heh
TheMerricat: Ren'PY is a gaming engine most noted as free and used hjeavily for visual novels.
DanielJennaGrouse: "I like talking to Beej, just not about his hobbies"
PhoenixMelior: Beej is a man with a particular set of skills
ContingentCat: that seems like a wise choice
e_bloc: beej has a particular set of skills
e_bloc: what I wouldn't give for you to follow up his anime roundup with a state of the union style response from the opposition
Greyah: Armaments+ is like budget apotheosis.
LoneGoat: just tuned in, is this your first run?
hyalopterous: Do not like
fencepostmagpie: third or fourth run now
PhoenixMelior: And also your waifu is trash
aerohydra: first one you won
LoneGoat: hmmm will this one also not count
e_bloc: ironclad never counts
fencepostmagpie: they did NOT have to make those infections have that border
LoneGoat: it's the little touches that matter
SnowBuddy18: the Wriggler, he likes gum
shortieXV: "Wriggle me this, Ironclad!" ~The Wriggler.
Mr_Horrible: when the maggots follow you from Silksong
e_bloc: my childhood adhd was cured by wrigglin
Mr_Horrible: fair, we're only at ~half a year, not much time to someone with a busy schedule
darkhalcyon: Howdy all, how're the vibes today?
EvilBadman: @darkhalcyon writhing
LoneGoat: well good news is that you are playing this game approx negative 18 months before release
TibbsMM: Do you think people fully grasp we will die someday and be gone forever? Or do you think that, while people know about death, they're emotionally detached from it?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Yeah, it can take several years tpo find the time for a new game if you have a solid backlog
darkhalcyon: @EvilBadman is that a desireable state?
EvilBadman: always
Spades_Slicc: Hate phrog parasite
e_bloc: I find as you get older you get used to it. or horribly depressed
e_bloc: I chose both
Mr_Horrible: there's no material difference between "fully grasping" the concept and understanding but distancing oneself from it
Mr_Horrible: it is what it is, it doesn't affect your life until the last moment
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's a lot easier to talk about the world now the children I know have aged into atheism.
LoneGoat: do we think the white part of these critters are their eyes or mouths?
fencepostmagpie: mouths for sure
e_bloc: @fencepostmagpie face cloaca
Mr_Horrible: @LoneGoat yes
larryoftheveil: i always assumed eyes
Spades_Slicc: It's the nose obvi
DanielJennaGrouse: ninja outfits
larryoftheveil: but now i can see mouths
Greyah: It's both. Mouths they see out of.
Mr_Horrible: they're actually standing on their hands facing away from us, that orifice is like a onesie buttflap
EvilBadman: btw the StS physical card game's expansion kickstarter just launched (god, what a sentence)
e_bloc: it helps to meditate on the buddhist concept of nonpermanence
e_bloc: imo
BluciU: I thought they buffed that to 5 hp
LoneGoat: huh giveth and huh taketh
BluciU: or is this a rerun
e_bloc: lrr doesn't really rerun
LoneGoat: buffs/nerfs are only on the beta track
e_bloc: maybe its not updated though
fencepostmagpie: the buff is in the beta branch, wheeler is playing normal release
TheMerricat: :d
TheMerricat:
e_bloc: see people who know a lot more than me know
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @e_bloc Yeah, that's a solid approach to not worrying weird stuff
e_bloc: shoe on head streamer
BluciU: @fencepostmagpie right, I forgot about beta branch. someone call dre
Spades_Slicc: Love me some grits
Mr_Horrible: I've read this goosebumps book
Invitare: not as fun as the Crystal Maze
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @BluciU I was about to try that but something distracted me
BluciU:
Join Forces!
CaptainSpam: Not GUARDIANS!
Mr_Horrible: wait, concentric ring maze in the jungle? This is just The Wall of Eryx
Invitare: Squid Wizard. Squizard
Mr_Horrible: *Walls, excuse me
LoneGoat: i would like to know more about aquid's tales of derring-do
e_bloc: great writing
hyalopterous: Birb again
accountmadeforants: The real slaying the spire was the friends we made along the way
9 raiders from coachNelly have joined!
Mr_Horrible: welcome in Nelly and co
Haroldholmes25: bird up
TheMerricat:
wait chat.... aren't we supposed to be a mindless beserking beserker? How are we having joyous times with a party of adventurers? I feel like that's a lore failure.
xVoxtric: yooo
Spades_Slicc: Obviously not even the sacred demon's burning blood contract can overcome the power of friendship
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat If we can be in a Berserker Rage we can surely be in a Berserker Delight, too
fencepostmagpie: you must be of a size they way there's a scale bird
Mr_Horrible: the wheel(er)s are coming off
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Mr_Horrible: one for each hand
e_bloc: whats stop dog with you
Haroldholmes25: got there
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now was kinda wanna find those curses that are Ethereal
Spades_Slicc: Your deck slowly upgrades itself
e_bloc: thats the secret to good writing
CrossXhunteR: do NOT poop the bed
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: The first run, seeded and with a familiar character, is a trap
pyrelight: first run is winnable though fuzzra
CrossXhunteR: you got em next time, champ
LoneGoat: lack of non-toilet attacks was the main problem
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @pyrelight Yeah, that's what I was aiming at in my ham-fisted way
LithelyUnshod: Lotsa block enablers, not enough payoffs
fencepostmagpie: big dumb attack is kinda goated act 1 fr
CrossXhunteR: all gas, no brakes
Spades_Slicc: Dang, Benny Wheels doesn't wanna unlock with the new characters
Mr_Horrible: Bash only feels tolerable to me after it's upgraded, and there's still better sources of vuln
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Mr_Horrible: 2 cost is just so much to ask in act 1
TheMerricat: Wheeler's plan is to play a new character each week
Laserbeaks_Fury: C'mon and Slam
invickthus: butt fight build!
hb8u: man i love body slam
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Honestly, playing a character a week and trying out the deck archetypes they open up is a good approach
Cptasparagus: oh I forgot to wear my Hollister to ironchad week
CrossXhunteR: wait, this is just like the board game
LithelyUnshod: Booty slam build!
Spades_Slicc: Mini tent is goated in multiplayer
e_bloc: welcome to the jam
TheMerricat: Wait wait, wait! My brain just clicked... THERE IS A MULTIPLAYER?
invickthus: we're *manifesting*
ACluelessBull: yeah, up to 4p coop
LoneGoat: yeah the mulitplayer is awesome
Spades_Slicc: Crossing the stream 2lay the 2pire when?
ghizmou: words are very unnecessary
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat one of the rest site options in multi is to heal someone else, so the tent goes so hard
e_bloc: they can only do harm
Gekyouryuu: Chat, I've successfully adulted for the day. just filed my taxes, and I'm getting almost $1400 in refund
mjuukis: they can only do harm
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @TheMerricat I'm going mad from waiting for my villainous other to play it a bit so we can.
TheMerricat:
@FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving
fencepostmagpie: the act 1 elites in this game are so scary, it's like its all gremlin nobs
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Yeah, the statue is rough
Spades_Slicc: it gave you 2 turns to win
invickthus: he's big head but worse
LoneGoat: the statue is basically asking you: have you actually put enough cards in your deck to win a fight
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @LoneGoat Four Kings.
fencepostmagpie: all 3 elites are just "can you win fast as hell?"
e_bloc: what a giving tree
Haroldholmes25: the elites got hands
Laserbeaks_Fury: NGL, I avoid elites when I can, the relic is almost never worth the relic
Invitare: Elites are more scared of you than you are of them
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Yeah, the "max elite path" approach has been cruel to me
Laserbeaks_Fury: *damage
Invitare: oh wait that's spiders
chaostreader: I believe the consensus is that elites feel worse then in 1 and the relics you get don’t do as much.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Invitare Heh
Coloneljesus: act 1 elites are easy. act 2 elites, on the other hand...
fencepostmagpie: sucks to lose 40hp to an elite and it drops some absolute junk
Spades_Slicc: idk each act has like 1 elite that i don't like facing but the rest i rarely have trouble with. For some reason there's a bunch of normal enemies that give me a bunch of pain
Coloneljesus: some also really depend on your build
e_bloc: this run has all gone to pot
Spades_Slicc: Which Act 3 bosses has Wheeler seen?
fencepostmagpie: the queen
Haroldholmes25: ring ring it's the ceremonial beast
e_bloc: I cannot lie, I like big blocks
Haroldholmes25: da juggs
Spades_Slicc: Compass!!!
fencepostmagpie: once you learn then and how to plan for them its a lot better
Laserbeaks_Fury: It depends on how rolling your deck is. When you havn't found a solid plan yet, they are rough
e_bloc: really depends if you get samoa joe or danhausen
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Laserbeaks_Fury You're not wrong
Haroldholmes25: mmm cheese
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Coloneljesus: Cheese.
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Mmm, cheese . . .
LoneGoat: 🧀
Clench_Eastwood: are we made of cheese?!
empyreon:
NonchalantAvenger: so how would u rate ur First sts experience?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: All is cheese.
Coloneljesus: can't believe you're cheesing this
RatherLargeToad: Dangerously cheesy
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is a really gouda event
Spades_Slicc: Wallace and Gromit ass event
LoneGoat: smoob
hyalopterous: Nice rock
TheMerricat:
@NonchalantAvenger Well our first run was a perfect straight to the final boss. So...
Pywodwagon: checking in on the official location to find out if you've cancelled sponsored streams for ARAMs again
ArtDecoSunburn: So have we been slaying various spires?
Mr_Horrible: getting some True Shrimp to go with my True Grits
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like the folks who show up in between acts; it's not just Neow at the beginning now
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ArtDecoSunburn It did get stabbed up on the first run
Coloneljesus: when will they add an undo button to this?
ArtDecoSunburn: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving I envision someone just wailing on stalagmites with a butter knife.
Laserbeaks_Fury:
There's an option to confirm
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ArtDecoSunburn Heh
Haroldholmes25: it's free money
Laserbeaks_Fury: Weird dog
Cptasparagus: jugg it off
Haroldholmes25: great if you hit the bees again
SnowBuddy18: ca-rash
fencepostmagpie: when they drop the 1 meter Progenitor Louse plushie I'm afraid it's over for my finances
Spades_Slicc: Every upgrade you do lessens the value of armaments
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Must admit, I would have been tempted by Unrelenting
ArtDecoSunburn: A game you might want to consider trying out sometime, Wheeler: the newish 7th Sea: City of the Five Flags. Expandable/living card game. Someone I consider a scholar of TCGs is very impressed with its design space, and how different it is from the granddady of the genre, Magic. I have not played it and cannot comment.
Dog_of_Myth: We going into OT.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mouser coded
TheMerricat: I can't wait till someone builds an 'opps all block' deck.
Gekyouryuu: I like how they look like they're made of the same materials as the defect from 1
Spades_Slicc: The cuteness of the bots definitely distracts from how they're just the annoying 3 pillars from game 1
e_bloc: if you stay long enough you can guest on the podcast
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Armaments is a card you get to smith
Laserbeaks_Fury: There was, I assume it's in this game as welll
fencepostmagpie: there's a similar relic but i think the "only lose 10" one is gone
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Oh, that's a fun encounter
Spades_Slicc: I've killed myself with this enchantment before
BloodnBullets: does that even work with bodyslam?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where did it come from, where did it go? Corrupted Eye Joe
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Laserbeaks_Fury *crumbles to dust*
invickthus: stunning, no notes
FurthestChunk: Oh this guy sucks
cmdrzellgaudis watched 90 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Is this your Spire?
DaFhaye: Hello there
DaFhaye: Hope everyone is having a good day
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Damned wibbley hippies
frank_the_great: How ironic
niccus: ooh like the genie enemy in dream quest
frank_the_great:
Gamers when they heal during a fight: 
Gamers when the boss heals during a fight >:(
Laserbeaks_Fury: Block does absorb the Disintegrate
r10pez10: when their health bar is some huge multiple of yours it does feel a bit bad
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah it's rough
fencepostmagpie: don't give up!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: One day we'll see this guy obliterated by a different character.
Mr_Horrible: unfortunately the 3 cards per turn kinda negates the utility of the body slams costing 0
Mr_Horrible: but our hero gets there in the end
frank_the_great: LFGGG
Haroldholmes25: eatin good tonight pog
accountmadeforants:
Mr_Horrible: it's a good'un
ToxicAtomKai: this man took precise scissors and didn't remove bash smh my head
frank_the_great: God I love drawing on the map
Coloneljesus: cause he's duilt bifferent
Spades_Slicc: And you'll get to shop with 10 grillion dollars
hb8u: yeah
hb8u: that kills runs
DukeVulture: I don't understand the bash hate?
ghizmou: free money is bad?
Spades_Slicc: You're talking to "The First Demon" everything's a trap
e_bloc: thats great
Greyah: It might be a trap, but it's a funny trap.
frank_the_great: The mad man did it
Mr_Horrible: @ghizmou 5 cards that you don't get to choose
Coloneljesus: good stuff
ToxicAtomKai: @ghizmou you get EVERYTHING he sells (even the garbage commons you don't want)
e_bloc: I love random shit
Laserbeaks_Fury: and now you just have the 1 sucky card
accountmadeforants: But imagine the potential value, surely nothing ever goes wrong
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @DukeVulture It's expensive. If you're not using it you don't want it in the deck.
r10pez10: experimentation is fun
DukeVulture: Yeah only having 3 "mana" or whatever kinda bites
ghizmou: it s not worse than a curse
Mr_Horrible: a 2 coster in act 1 is really restrictive, yeah
frank_the_great: Helps pretty well early, but yeah
DukeVulture: yummy
hyalopterous: OMNOMNOMNOM
ToxicAtomKai: The upgraded Bash that the ancient gives you currently costs 1 on the beta branch and it's lowkey the best ancient card in the game
e_bloc: hungry hungry hippos
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bash is really on the edge of usability. If you can use it. it's fine. But this deck doesn't really need it, so it's dead weight
gualdhar: badger badger
Mr_Horrible: it also tends to force you to commit to no block turns when you use it, so there's limited situations where you aren't taking a hit for playing it
SnowBuddy18: shrug it off AND feed, cracked upgrades
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ToxicAtomKai Nice. I have it downloaded to try later.
r10pez10: looking forward to watching this vod later
Mr_Horrible: *9* occult?
Mr_Horrible: sheeeeeesh
e_bloc: do you think there are portapotties on the way to the spire
ToxicAtomKai: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving It's called Break, Oroboras gives it to you, and yeah it's cracked
Coloneljesus: yeah, i felt that as well
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ToxicAtomKai Yay!
Mr_Horrible: the act relics were pretty commonly bonus energy, but they seem more diverse here
fencepostmagpie: @Mr_Horrible a big part of this is that enemies are so rarely taking a turn off hitting you in this game compared to the first
ToxicAtomKai: yeah Spire 2 doesn't have energy relics as boss rewards anywhere near as much
PMAvers: I guess instead you got the Hot Cocoa, which lets you have at least the big first turn.
Greyah: They are indeed way less common. Boss relics are actually interesting now.
fencepostmagpie: im glad energy relics are less common because they felt so auto-pick
Haroldholmes25: I love this event
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Paul!
frank_the_great: I think they're early unlocks b/c I def have a few and I'm on Ascension 2 w/ each character
Mr_Horrible:
blocking isn't an Atrocity 
MWGNZ: blockn't
ToxicAtomKai: Sometimes she gives you a Skill that gains 8 block but that one feels rarer imo
accountmadeforants: Wait, is the upgrade permanent? That's technically more block
Mr_Horrible: well, if you're playing Guile I guess
Mr_Horrible: or playing *against* a Guile, rather
Greyah: I didn't pay however much this game costs to block.
frank_the_great: Not much, what's axe bot with you?
TheMerricat: That's their power.
Coloneljesus: do it again
e_bloc: axe bot if they know ai is coming for their jobs
ToxicAtomKai: @e_bloc they ARE ai though
e_bloc: @ToxicAtomKai but not the newest ai!
e_bloc: just wait for when AI finds out its getting replaced by AI
ToxicAtomKai: F2 to send feedback to the devs directly btw
TheMerricat:
I know StS1 was very moddable, I can only presume 2 will be too, be the change you want to see Wheeler.
accountmadeforants: Just make his pauldrons 1% bigger with every point of armor
Mr_Horrible: good save
Dog_of_Myth: Good save
ghizmou: did anyone clip that
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Like a power? "Gain x block for each skill in your hand at the end of your turn."
Invitare: kind of agree tbh
Coloneljesus: what? how do you play Skyrim without all the big boobie mods???
Mr_Horrible: I tend to not bother with them as well, but they're fun
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>You are gonna like the characters 2 weeks and 3 weeks from now
Dog_of_Myth:
zurthroshak: Savage
NonchalantAvenger: Same
ToxicAtomKai: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving there's a relic that does this that doesn't even care what kind of cards they are
ContingentCat:
lady_olynder: Didn't you get banned on at least one occaison?
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @ToxicAtomKai Good point
JDogg2K4: Says the member of the committee of the magic the gathering mod known as commander.
fencepostmagpie: the Slay the Spire modding community taught me everything I know about Touhou, so now I feel prepared for the inevitable Universes Beyond set
Cptasparagus: @lady_olynder Juliamon banned
Coloneljesus: canadian highlander is just modded mtg
Cptasparagus: @Cptasparagus Ben Ulmer sorry hit enter early
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: "Mods! Seize him!"
r10pez10: i can check the logs but i don't know why we'd ban wheeler
gualdhar: if you didn't get banned for playing on your phone while casting the CanLander championship its not going to happen now
Juliamon: Cptasparagus they mean us banning Wheeler, and no we haven't
Juliamon: well, Jordan might have
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: the web of lies is unravelling
Juliamon: actually I am pretty sure Jordan has
Juliamon: during a ppr
e_bloc: thats between you and a mod of your understanding
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>oooh automation is good
Mr_Horrible: are you a mod or just a VIP? I don't remember which
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Mod permissions can get really weird and gnarly
ToxicAtomKai: but yeah I'm not kidding, if you have a genuine idea to make the game better and you want to let the des know, hit F2, it lets you send an anonymized message to the devs
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>yea
BeNiceImShy: Yep
Mr_Horrible: should, I think, yeah
Haroldholmes25: yeah
hb8u: yea
mihicular1: yes
JDogg2K4: yes
Land_Manatee: yup
zurthroshak: Si
rensti14: yup
ToxicAtomKai: most powers stack, juggernaut is one of them that does yes
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: They do. It's grisly.
hyalopterous: Yep\
niccus: is it a single instance of damage or two?
Mr_Horrible: 14 damage per block, here we come
NonchalantAvenger: Yes
e_bloc: they will know who you are
JDogg2K4: pretty sure it's single
Haroldholmes25: ooh kifuda is hot here
Coloneljesus: curse removal, nice
ArtDecoSunburn: Thanks for the gaming and StS overview. This was most interesting. And thanks to the always enjoyable chat.
Coloneljesus: wait, is the curse eternal?
Gekyouryuu: @Coloneljesus yup
TheMerricat: The one we have is.
Coloneljesus: darn
ToxicAtomKai: grab the potions so why not
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>Why not buy the other 2 potions?
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>yeah
Spades_Slicc: <message deleted>dang delay
TheMerricat:
Dog_of_Myth:
Anonyman41: D:
Spades_Slicc: lol
accountmadeforants: Why not buy the other potions 10 seconds ago and then go left
ToxicAtomKai: FREE RELIC BEFORE THE BOSS POGUS
Mr_Horrible: lol at the no attacks left
Coloneljesus: damn, got shot
r10pez10: balatro players
TheMerricat: What did that last relic do? I missed seeing the text
JeremyDevoid: Twitch chat patient? What is that?
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Juliamon: you know what
Land_Manatee: Aw, I hate this boss
r10pez10: !clip
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Juliamon: you know what chat
Coloneljesus:
Spades_Slicc:
Dog_of_Myth:
ghizmou:
GedankenPalast_:
empyreon:
fnoggchamp:
Juliamon: I want to see how this goes
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving:
accountmadeforants:
GapFiller:
e_bloc:
BloodnBullets:
Invitare:
Anonyman41:
gsyhiap:
Gekyouryuu:
fnoggchamp:
r10pez10: 30 second slow mode, huh
hyalopterous:
hb8u:
accountmadeforants:
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: they can talk after this combat
HoneyJack07:
rensti14:
Mr_Horrible:
accountmadeforants:
Juliamon: I know what I said
ghizmou:
empyreon:
zurthroshak:
accountmadeforants:
rensti14:
Diabore:
Mr_Horrible:
GedankenPalast_:
DMGlol:
Juliamon:
Mr_Horrible:
ghizmou:
ForOhForError:
Coloneljesus: gay baby jail escaped!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I still say it's time for crab. It's always time for crab.
Haroldholmes25:
fencepostmagpie: look out for the lemon dog
GedankenPalast_:
Coloneljesus: i think u died
hb8u: we couldnt help you
Haroldholmes25: u died
Athelgar: intangible
ghizmou: your hp reached 0
Land_Manatee: You weren't missing anything
Diabore: its a 3 phase boss
FurthestChunk: boss just does big hits
ToxicAtomKai: Phase 2 has Painful Stabs (book of stabbing from the first game)
BeNiceImShy: 's got 3 phases iuno what to tell ya
lady_olynder: Three phase fight that is three STS1 elites in a row
e_bloc: ya fucked up boss
hyalopterous: It's 3 elites from sts
TotallyNotaBeholder: Phase 2 hit you like a truck, unfortunate draws
gualdhar: you didn't buy the potions in time
Mr_Horrible: 3rd phase gets intangible every other turn, yeah
ZombieHendrix: didn't get those draws
WiJohn: You took more damage than your hit point total. When that happens your run ends, but don't worry you get to start a new one!
zurthroshak: It appears the lemon dog ate you sir
ToxicAtomKai: oh shit the underdocks
NonchalantAvenger: So close to winning the runnnn
fencepostmagpie: thanks wheeler thanks lemon dog
rensti14: thanks, this was fun!
ForOhForError: yeah it way upped the damage and stuff
TheMerricat:
Says the guy who one shot the first run.
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, Wheeler
DMGlol: multiplayer fun too
Coloneljesus: ggs
Invitare: The Silent. Just like Chat should be
ForOhForError: multiplayer very fun
e_bloc: love ya wheeler enjoy your evening
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the stream Wheeler
Mr_Horrible:
TheMerricat: X
ContingentCat: but people are scary
DukeVulture: ty for stream
ContingentCat: thanks for the stream Wheeler
Jensling: I can talk to people, about exactly 4 different subjects 👀
ContingentCat: !next
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Coloneljesus: @ContingentCat they are more scared of you than you are of them.
Coloneljesus: wait...
ContingentCat: @Coloneljesus lol yeahhhh
Dog_of_Myth: second
Land_Manatee: 2nd game
Diabore: second week
Gekyouryuu: 2nd
accountmadeforants: Second time
Coloneljesus:
did they ever do another round of netrunner?
accountmadeforants: Ah, the lore debuff
Jensling: Sweet home Alexbama
e_bloc: that reminds me I should call my sister
Mr_Horrible: Checkpoint already address The Allegations (they're true)
Coloneljesus: LMAO
NonchalantAvenger: Will the live actually b live this time??
Juliamon: you need to restart or it doesn't get them all
ghizmou: if shaw allows
Juliamon: I think it's Telus but same thing
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat:
e_bloc: love you ben
e_bloc: damn only 20 minutes to chill before the podcast
Juliamon:
ContingentCat: lol such a shame
Mr_Horrible: gotta preserve that one for posterity
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