SnackPak_:
xantos69: !next
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Manae: !next
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accountmadeforants:
e_bloc: I looked it up, this is like a 15 hour game
chaz_existing: Let’s nope yay
gawag_: Hi Ben! Hi Adam!
e_bloc:
4444 happy pride y'all
caoinlean: Hi Spoopy bois
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Adam is challenging Spoopifer, this is true, but does he have the guts to challenge 
SAJewers:
re-reading the bsky post, does ben really want us to say "hit" to him? 
e_bloc: oh good twitch is only 15 seconds behind on my tv
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @SAJewers I couldn't tell if it was him or Adam.......and I really hope not
Juliamon: windows fuck off
kynelwynn: buh duhn doong
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Seconded
e_bloc:
serramarkov: Hi all!
RelwinEJ: Ayyyy Mac fuck off
realbadatthis_: Hi Ben, Adam, and Bean
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Cuddle the danger pillow.
rosesmcgee: Are we still in emote only mode? Am I sufficiently emoting?
RelwinEJ: Oh, we're not doing any at OS's
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee If that's a requirement I'm fucked, the tism is gonna get me
xantos69: Hello little gamers. Is this an internet?
rosesmcgee:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
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ANeMzero: bluesky post said to say "Hit" to Ben so uh... Hit.
paronomasiac042: stay
jadielady: hey y'all
Dog_of_Myth:
caoinlean: Now we gotta say hi to gandalf
whitebadgerwolf88: Wonder if they are going to speed run the podcast in hopes of finally beating this game??
baltimore_667083: hi Ben! hi Adam!
lochnessseammonster:
MacbethSeemsSus: hit Ben
lochnessseammonster:
Strebenherz:
Goddamn okay 
gualdhar: duality? damn both my parents hated me
rosesmcgee: Two christmases!
saucemaster5000: spend all of spoopifer's college fund on a vegas vacation
chaz_existing: sorry I haven’t watched Let’s nope in a bit what is this background?
JoeLowe2: Hi Boys!
lochnessseammonster:
realbadatthis_: i Ben, Adam, and Spoopifer I guess
JessieImproved:
protojman: Casper his ass
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you want Harry
lochnessseammonster: well i love you spoopifer
prince_infidel: Spoopifer has to go on HRT?
raulghoulia: and pay rent
DaFhaye: Hello everyone
SnackPak_: thats too much for harrry
RelwinEJ: Corporeal and plays hockey
JessieImproved: Unreasonable expectations
RayFK subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 140 months!
RayFK: Loving the graphic design
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rosesmcgee: Any additional requirements to earn love in this house?
LordZarano: Spoopifer *has* a job, warning us about the spoops
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Thefluffiestguineapig: He HAS a job
saucemaster5000: disneyland's haunted mansion
darkcyril: Listen, the job market is hard enough as it is without putting other restrictions on it.
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Fanklok: Debateable
GasCityGaming: less kids too.... probably
raulghoulia: hey ya, dont YOU pay Spoppifer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Zeus has lots of sexual crimes
SnackPak_: this weeks live is gonna be wild
electra310: It's the spooky boys!
lochnessseammonster:
betweenmyself:
Beware ostrich bonage! 
MacbethSeemsSus: Hello I'm Swan Zeus, I'm now going to have sex with your wife
saucemaster5000: once he was a shower of gold -- how that work?
The_Timo: or a Swan
Sethalidos: Adam way less evil than Zeus but just as horny
prince_infidel: The people did not get a choice Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because he knew Hera was going to KICK HIS ASS
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tajessa: Come for the podcast, stay for the innovations in graphic design (and the games I guess)
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darkcyril: I meeeeean, most of the time they didn't have much of a choice in the matter.
mulligan2six: They don't call it hung like a horse for nothing
e_bloc:
kynelwynn: Discovering the boys fursonas
chisidragon: I don't think any of that was consensual
spo8n: sexy goose
betweenmyself:
that black tongue tho 
RelwinEJ: You already speak dolphin
Spades_Slicc: New let's nope bit: Hot or Not at the zoo
jchinnock: “built like a baked bean” 🤣
Tangsm: It's how some people pick pokemon
Mazrae: Oops forgot this was live and not a vod, been watching too many vods
ghyllnox: Cougar
e_bloc: that also describes Adm
saucemaster5000: foxes are hot thanks robin hood
Juliamon: I have some concerns about where this convo is going
caoinlean: Oooh fox is good
SnackPak_: a mouse in a jumpsuit
ProcyonFlynn:
ghyllnox:
@Juliamon Nooooo really? 
RelwinEJ: That's a K/F/M animal with the capybara entry
kynelwynn: Ben, let's not discuss sniddies
NoxStryx: Foxes are foxy
caoinlean: Which is less hot giraffe or camel
betweenmyself:
what if a yeti hits you with those “come hither” eyes? 
tajessa: @caoinlean camel
e_bloc: hit or hiss
DaFhaye: Naga and Gorgon are supposed to be hot
Dog_of_Myth:
RayFK: Ben humpin'
kynelwynn: My humps, my lovely lady lumps
BusTed: one hump or two
jchinnock: what those humps do?
SnackPak_: some people are into that
xantos69: Yea, they should swallow at people!
darkcyril: Hey Ben, what day is it tomorrow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaFhaye Gorgon isn't supposed to be hot
Brozard: Camels aren't hot? Someone hasn't seen the Claymation Christmas Special
caoinlean: @kynelwynn that's right!
lochnessseammonster:
that took me a second
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also camels foam at the mouth when horny (the males do)
DaFhaye: @Thefluffiestguineapig Medusa?
MacbethSeemsSus: Wed = hump day
DaFhaye: Wow judging spitting
tajessa: Camels do that weird thing with their throat too (oh no wait)
ThorSokar: 24
SAJewers: speaking of april, are you two doing anything for april fools, even though it's on wednesday?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaFhaye She was hot prior to the transformation and she was turned into a gorgon specifically to make her hideous, also the other two were horrible to look at
GasCityGaming: I get out early Friday a lot.
SnackPak_: mondays are the worst
RayFK: Nah, my Thursdays are usually my brutal ones
Steelwolf171: Worst day is Thursday
darkcyril: Tuesdays. Monday you know shit's going to go wrong. Tuesday was always the day that snuck up on you and knifed you from behind in a dark alleyway.
SAJewers: how about fridays at lrr?
DaFhaye: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah I mixed up the story
PhuzNutz: Fawk that. I almost never work past noon on Friday. And often even till then.
SnackPak_: kiddie pool or riot!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: when I worked at a movie theater it was tuesdays that were the worst - $2 popcorn meant ALL the old people showed up and we never had enough people scheduled
PhuzNutz: Where's the kiddie pool?!
rosesmcgee: They were all aspirational
Fanklok: clean?
JoeLowe2: It's always James's fault
ghizmou: just throw the water off the roof
caoinlean: Dump it off thr side
Lord_Hosk: You got a poo floaty
NotCainNorAbel: Sims showed you cannot have a hottub up there
betweenmyself:
just get some balcony sprinklers to run through 
raulghoulia: learned nothing from the subathon overnights
ContingentCat: He followed through with the ice cream eventually, maybe it's coming
PhuzNutz: rain
ghizmou: rain
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caoinlean: Rain
jchinnock: it’s called rain Adam!
Fanklok: bucket brigade
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vanman229: I was told to say hello
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SAJewers:
ben, maybe you should just by the kiddie pool, just send the bill to beej 
Mr_Horrible: you get people to carry buckets upstairs
spo8n: buy an inflatable hot tub from Costco then return it afterwards
7gorobei: life finds a way
caoinlean: Ooh montage opportunity
GasCityGaming: start high and drop it down to the window
Fanklok: A second Beej
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saucemaster5000: a bathtub that turns into a waterslide
SnackPak_: @Fanklok good answer
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3rd bathroom?
Mr_Horrible: mist me with that shit
MacbethSeemsSus: Only if you get misted with Mountain Dew
GasCityGaming: so a camel in the sever room?
rosesmcgee: You can spray some mist in there. it'll be fine
gualdhar: just use the bidet and run into the server room, free misting
xantos69: What about a waterslide?
7gorobei: 2nd bidet toilet?
Lord_Hosk: a gormet chef on staff
e_bloc: snack stipend
tajessa: What is mail time if not subsidised snacks?
ghizmou: these vending machines just pay for themselves
SAJewers:
@Lord_Hosk i thought that was ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely not $1 anymore
Fanklok: Get one of them AI vending machines you can canvince to give you everything for free
ContingentCat: I guess we need to step it up sending in snacks to mail time
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: checkout lane candy bars are like 2.50 now
Sogheim: the inflation on a bag of Teddy Grahams is outrageous
saucemaster5000: that's like top tier pop!
ThorSokar: Dr. Pepper is F tier AT best
e_bloc: both are top 5
ghizmou: eww
KortoVos91: Dr pepper from the vending machine at my work is 2.50
Morrigan9: ewwww
caoinlean: Gross
SAJewers: sodastream?
AkiraBalance27: I kinda agree on the fountain drink
GamerCat88: a Sobe vending machine
lochnessseammonster: everyone has to have some bad opinions
e_bloc: fountain soda is the best
RelwinEJ: Glass bottle, where you ranking it
DaFhaye: Fountain is the best!!
ThorSokar: hahaha
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: cherry coke from a bottle is the best way to have it
Mr_Horrible: "oh noooo the Doctor is too spicy for me oh nooooo"
Fanklok: What do you mean watered down? What do you think the second ingredient is?
jchinnock: don’t slander my heritage of Dr Pepper
korvys: bullet?
caoinlean: Wait what?
korvys: What?
ThorSokar: It tastes like pink medicine and I want NOTHING to do with it
Isaac3567: Fountain is the best only for the old Orange pop from Mcdonalds
tajessa: @thorsokar you are objectively correct, don't listen to them
Mr_Horrible: "I walked 20 feet in your shoes so now I know your struggle intimately"
Inquisitor_Xian: adam is just like the president for real for real
caoinlean: Bullet story please
Dog_of_Myth: Ear Infections suck. Just got over mine.
Plasterboard: Fountain soda can vary a lot. Either ok / all syrup / all carbonated soda
ThorSokar: @tajessa yessss
prince_infidel: Fountains vary from watered down filth to pure syrup
Plasterboard: Always have to pre-test it before filling up
lamina5432: evenin
SnackPak_: Ben needs an old timey hearing aid cone
korvys: jesus
Nigouki: wtf
caoinlean: Oh damn
LightspeedSloth: Let’s NOPE plays Undertale?????
ThorSokar: ! oh shit
betweenmyself:
oof
RelwinEJ: Itchy means it's healing
Mr_Horrible: your eardrum went to heaven and left you behind?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You might not get that hearing back
DaFhaye: That sounds awful
e_bloc: time to send an ear trumpet to the moonbase
korvys: Same ear?
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Strebenherz: That's kinda how I feel about mine. "Oh right"
korvys: Or do you have a working set between you?
ItsThugDimmadome: Just tuned in, Adam's deaf in one ear now?
gualdhar: can you at least hear out of different ears, so between you you have stereo hearing?
Fanklok: Were you at a birthday partwith Serge?
arcaneIllumination: only one ear? did Serge get to you?
CrossXhunteR: you'll grow a new ear
Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig It comes back. Been through that several times
lamina5432: I wonder if we'll get a sound puzzle today
DaFhaye: But now who will direct who through the games
saucemaster5000: you're gonna grow a super ear
GamerCat88: now together you can hear
Morrigan9: one pair of earmuffs
rosesmcgee: Duct tape their heads together
AkiraBalance27: good thing youre sitting on each of those sides
SnackPak_: tape your heads together
e_bloc: you're gonna hear even better
Mr_Horrible: they do the fusion dance and then they can use the "Stereo" option in the game settings
darkcyril: @Morrigan9 Share earbuds
CrossXhunteR: now you can buy one pair of airpods between the two of you
Darleysam: one giant set of headphones, just press your heads together
ThorSokar: what happened to Ben's "bad ear"?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Ah, I'm used to veterinary settings where in animals functionally we treat it as gone if an owner has let it get to that point because they need to go to surgery
ghyllnox: It's a very low chance you won't get your hearing back, I've had tons of ear infections with a number of ruptures and I still have hearing in both ears. Don't stick stuff in there and don't get it wet.
ItsThugDimmadome: Can you put it in rice and have it grow a new one?
electra310: My mom ruptured her eardrum yesterday from an ear infection, they told her it should heal in six weeks
accountmadeforants: So smart!
Strebenherz: SAME
Mr_Horrible: it's also not like the other one is a "spare" because they're sculpted left and right
NotCainNorAbel: my SO does that to me too
MWGNZ: y'alls partners also insist on walking next to the side with your bad ear?
ButButTheJesus: THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY
Fanklok: Why woud you call me out like that
Strebenherz: Every damn time Ben. Not wrong
tajessa: RANDY YOUR STICKS
MacbethSeemsSus: To be fair hot dogs justify that escalation
Simbionis: The hotdogs? done
e_bloc: I do that because I have a hard time figuring out how much I'm mumbling
CrossXhunteR: mmm, leakage
MilkInBags: brain leakage
catcard: I have speech processing issues due to the tism and my girlfriend is very understanding.... I love her.....
Chulump: nuh-uh-uh!
LightspeedSloth: Has anyone checked on the hotdogs?
Morrigan9: fastidious?
ButButTheJesus: huh
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox: It is weird that it's still leaking
electra310: He will sue your earwax
lochnessseammonster:
PhorrestGaze: Ben's suing someone over ear wax again
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben has sued 70% of the moonbase over their earwax
ghyllnox: But if you've talked to your doc then I'm sure they're on it
Nigouki: Adam Savage talked about this probably a decade ago since he also has hearing issues: talking to your friends and loved ones about changing pacing/cadence or even wording when repeating something so that it's not the same sound again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, if I'm hyperfixated I don't need you to yell, I just need you to disrupt me before you start SCREAMING
Thefluffiestguineapig: That got me Ben
Mr_Horrible: "Plaintiff's counsel, please rise"
CrossXhunteR: ergo
accountmadeforants: Hit 'em with the QED
MilkInBags: neron ass vocabulary
ButButTheJesus: vis a vis
MacbethSeemsSus: a priori
JessieImproved: I just had to take one of my teenagers to the doctor for an earwax cleanout, that was a whole lot
ArtDecoSunburn: Hello, all. Are we Latin-ing?
LordZarano: et al
betweenmyself: thusly
Strebenherz: @Nigouki I'll have to remember that thank you
Lazzared: skid row bro
elmolovessmack: Same
ThorSokar: same, every day after shower
LightspeedSloth: Ex post facto
GamerCat88: ipse dixit
CrossXhunteR: they say not to do that
GreyThey: Never put a Q-tip in your ear!
Mr_Horrible: it's so heinous, yeah
xantos69: That just makes it feel better.
CrossXhunteR: never sneeze while q-tipping
catcard: elephant ear washer feels BETTER
Strebenherz: I've never qtpped my ears
tajessa: Yeah I know it's wrong but it feels so right
chaos5896: Omg yes
e_bloc: same, I literally just did that
Mr_Horrible: the nape
TehAmelie: what's cookin comrades
Thefluffiestguineapig: They did studies, the feeling of Q-Tip in ears is actually addictive
e_bloc: the hot towel beard shaping slaps too
CrossXhunteR: haircut, but no shave
ArtDecoSunburn: Grizzly Adams.
gualdhar: Nannok of the North
Mr_Horrible: I wouldn't know, I haven't been to a barber in, like, probably 13 years at this point?
electra310: Ron Howard is Opie
e_bloc: ron howard is dead
Mr_Horrible: nah, it just decided to stop
ButButTheJesus: right, the boy in Andy Griffith Show
betweenmyself: @mr_horrible I’m at about 20 meself
Mr_Horrible: after a while
ItsThugDimmadome: @Mr_Horrible Hey, samesies!
CrossXhunteR: shave my own hair. real low buzz
accountmadeforants: Whenever I clean around my ear canal with a q-tip without sticking it inside I feel like I won against my base caveman urges. 100% concentrated power of will.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ditto, I just buzz my head in the bathroom every 2 weeks or so
saucemaster5000: I got my hair cut for the first time in 6 years a month ago
Shurtal: It's been since Pax west 2024 since i got a haircut. I'm not liking it
catcard: I can't live unless my hair is above my shoulders. suffering otherwise
raulghoulia: Ive been cutting my own hair for 25 years
Mr_Horrible: I miss Adam's Rust-playing barber
saucemaster5000: god I hate the barber, worse than dentist
trainpants: hate getting my haircut, I've been putting it off
ghizmou: a full service barber
ItsThugDimmadome: Oooooh, eyebrow threading.
electra310: I got my hair cut and colored at the salon for the first time in like two years the other day. She cut off a foot of hair and it was so, so good
Sogheim: I finally started going back to a barber and it's so worth it
lochnessseammonster:
if i was rich i'd have my hair stylist on retainer 
Mr_Horrible: I should, at some point, but I need to figure out what to actually do with my hair short first
Shurtal: i mean it does the same thing
MilkInBags: he's making a steamed hot dog out of your face?
ContingentCat: I cut my hair myself, having thick wavy hair makes it easy and so much cheaper, plus pants are optional
dabudder: hey chat is this the first episode for this game?
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ItsThugDimmadome: Oh, Turkish. That scans hard.
Mr_Horrible: does he do the ice cream vendor routine but with the shears?
ItsThugDimmadome: You get massages there?
neisan2112: I used to just go to my barner's house for hair cuts, but he just disapeared several months ago. Really need to find a good place to go again.
CrossXhunteR: my intro to LRR was when adam had the little ponytail shave thing going on in 2024. was surprised to learn that was a newer construction
ArtDecoSunburn: @electra310 Is there a noticeable weight difference on your scalp when that much hair comes off?
betweenmyself:
I use a beard trimmer to buzz my dome; it’s more comfy for me and I don’t really like strangers touching my head
e_bloc: I love barbers who either dont talk or talk sparingly
PhuzNutz: it was 40 seconds... (:
CrossXhunteR: bles
arcaneIllumination: I still go to the same barber I went to before I moved even though it’s now a 30 minute drive at least either through or around Washington DC
TehAmelie: i'm 45 and i've never had a professional haircut or shave. at least one thing i can DYI
ThorSokar: hahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Cereal bowl?
electra310: @ArtDecoSunburn Absolutely! I was getting neckaches because my hair was too long. Also I'd lay on it at night and it would pull on my scalp. It's so much better now
MWGNZ:
nicole
ButButTheJesus: #teamnicole
e_bloc: @arcaneIllumination I used to do that, now I go all the way to frederick
e_bloc: but from gaithersburg I used to drive to silver spring
Mr_Horrible: "The day I needed him, he vanished"
Sogheim: "I am not a yapper," says man on Talking Simulator 2
TehAmelie: @ArtDecoSunburn usually shave half my head
Oscelot: rofl
Mr_Horrible: Adam's rare Online Moment
catcard: omg
lochnessseammonster:
CrossXhunteR: adam, zero control
tajessa: 100%, I love it when I find a hairdresser who doesn't want me to talk and I can just vibe
Mr_Horrible: "Why did I do that? Welp."
ArtDecoSunburn: @electra310 Fascinating. It's a common human condition, long hair, that I can't comprehend. I couldn't imagine the weight or the dangling in front of eyes.
Chulump: "so, like, why women, of all people?"
lochnessseammonster: asking the important questions
ArtDecoSunburn: @tajessa "Mute Barbers -- we listen and nothing else."
ghyllnox: The "in lesbian" is language you wouldn't have if you weren't familiar with how the queer community talks, so that's a safety signal, even if the question is awkward
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>for sure, yeah
catcard: @ghyllnox this
JessieImproved: I would have laughed
RayFK: fancy ass healthcare having
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Ben practicing massageny Kappa
ContingentCat: That's a cute way to ask
NonchalantAvenger: Hey, it's my favourite show - "Good evening Moonbase"
CrossXhunteR: look at this fancy lad, with his "healthcare"
Oscelot: @ghyllnox yeee
itsr67: howdy healthcare havers
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>where they beat the fuck out of you
RayFK: Just a nice little rubdown
Oscelot: rofl the ones that do stuff for you XD
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie I like to imagine you shave a different half each time.
hatboozeparty: Honestly, fair
catcard: Ben could never endure my pelvic floor therapy
CrossXhunteR: ben, get another dog
NotCainNorAbel: My masseuse uses her elbows as much as her thumbs
Kramburger: Ben just wants to be held
Thefluffiestguineapig: Medical massage works so well, but it SUCKS ASS
lochnessseammonster:
i wanna be pummelled
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>I need to get them Chun-Li kicks to my spine
catcard: Ben would die from the massages I got
RayFK: He's knott-y
itira: Hello gamers
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has them, but it fucking sucks
ambarion85: knotty boy
dabudder: some kind of knot-i-lus
arcaneIllumination: I need to get a massage at some point.
lochnessseammonster:
i booked a massage for my birthday... very excited
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Ben, curling himself into a ball for handy poaching
Kramburger: Get the Honda slaps to the back
MacbethSeemsSus: Deep tissues massages are worth it but come at a price
tajessa: Literally have bruises on my arm today because my physio beat the shit out of me yesterday (and it's still not fixed rip)
itira: i love it when my RMT beats the shit outta me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, as someone who had a back that impressed the medical masseuses, you're never too far gone
JoeLowe2: I'm also a delicate flower, Ben
xantos69: Unless they are putting all their weight onto their elbow and shoving that into my shoulder... I won't feel anything.
betweenmyself:
As with getting a haircut, getting a massage sounds terrible to me; don’t want strangers touching me.
simic_yeti: my partner needs a massage therapist to be able to push him through the table
ArtDecoSunburn: @ghyllnox Reminds me of the language chapter in Chauncy's "Gay New York" history. Codes of safety and recognition.
ItsThugDimmadome: I like getting cupping done with my massages. Still haven't gotten one with fire yet though.
Oscelot: @catcard the first time my massage therapist got the horrible spot at the top of my elbow, I legit cried. She was a sweetheart and checked on me and I was like "no no I just need to cry it hurts but like I can tell it's helping so keep going"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira When the massage requires 2 days to recover from I know I'll feel better for 6 weeks
e_bloc: I got a massage once where they dislocated my shoulder. twice
thematic_content_warning: Stranger touching me....gross
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>I mean, that *would* kill a man
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig ikr
saucemaster5000: crochet like a god
Chulump: NO ONE has survived making FIVE sourdough loaves
Sogheim: that is how you do the Lego version
Sogheim: make the bottle around the ship
Dog_of_Myth:
rosesmcgee: Ship in a bottle on my mantel is just ashes
CrossXhunteR: has there been a ship in a bottle TTSF
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>"Why is every ship in a bottle I see burned to shit?""
DaFhaye: Reverse glass blowing
ItsThugDimmadome: @Chulump THAT'S why the bakeries around my are always hiring....
MacbethSeemsSus: I was about to joke "sugar glass". But no, same issue
RayFK: He WAS an airsoft guy
RayFK: Dunno if he is anymore
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm with Ben here, I also thought they made the bottle around the ship
korvys: That's an Alex gift
baltimore_667083: gun in a bottle sounds better for Alex
Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't he do handgun competition?
ghizmou: he would have a blunderbuss
saucemaster5000: no he likes the dam part\
BusTed: and also dams
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like accuracy competition?
Fanklok: Ian's like "Guns, damn"
CrossXhunteR: i just watched an old Graham vlog today where he and alex shot guns in vegas
ghyllnox: He'd have talked about it with Alex if he did, right?
Seth_Erickson: You can like guns and not be a KKona as well
CrossXhunteR: guns are loud as shit, turns out
Chulump:
@ghizmou 
Nigouki: you can be a gun otaku without being a gun nut
ThorSokar: gundams are covered in guns that's a good point
e_bloc: he strikes me as someone who doesn't have a gun but knows all about gun safety
gualdhar: going to a range is fun but I never want to own one
Mazrae: Didn't he go to a gun range before RQ that why he was pushing for gun safety with the bb gun part
Oscelot: gunblades on the other hand.... are so stupid that they wrap around to cool
CrossXhunteR: ive fired guns once and it was the loudest thing ive ever experienced. flinching like hell
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's profoundly anti firearms, he things gun safety is VERY IMPORTANT
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I imagine Ian is kinda like Kojima, where it's like "weapons are cool, everything they are used for sucks"
dabudder: @Nigouki becoming the worlds first gun fujoshi
TehAmelie: Gundam stands for something gun, i know
Seth_Erickson: yeah but you aren't fully KKona
Seth_Erickson: which is what I mean
Oscelot: rofl
Dog_of_Myth:
DaFhaye: They are neat on a mechanical point
itsr67: <message deleted>kkona brother 🤠
itira: real though
Lord_Hosk: I have a gun... I would love to tell you the story
ArtDecoSunburn: Are there people who like Gundams but are just really into the "dams" part? Real hydroelectric heads?
xantos69: It is definitely a cultural thing.
Seth_Erickson: I think guns are interesting but I'd never want to own one.
Nigouki: personally I have no desire to ever have a real one, but I can't help but adore the mechanisms and the engineering that goes into it
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>I do think they're cool, as pieces of technology with lots of interlocking parts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think someone who hunts during dear season because of over population is fine
ghyllnox: \o/
electra310: Can I wear overalls and not have a gun?
baltimore_667083: oh no
e_bloc: I won't date anyone who owns a gun
shendaras:
vinopinguino: Loool
korvys: It'll never be me
Strebenherz: <message deleted>Never punished
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>hmmm
prince_infidel: Come get me!
neisan2112: LAMOOOO
tajessa: Come onnnn
Oscelot: Oh dear. Time to turn them down so they don't terrify my cats lol
Dog_of_Myth:
saucemaster5000: hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know someone who has an airsoft tranq gun
lochnessseammonster:
betweenmyself: speaking of randomly shooting folks
xantos69: And still I am bullet proof.
ThorSokar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sogheim: I can't get rid of my gun. I've tried. weird story.
ItsThugDimmadome: Not getting hit twice
SnackPak_: hmmmmmmm
Seth_Erickson: hmmm
7gorobei: w or m?
ButButTheJesus: OH MY GOD
darkcyril: lol
e_bloc: gl chats
Saintnex: woooow
GamerCat88: m7
Spades_Slicc: Doesn't like guns but is always ready to shoot someone
cutaos: what ya got against whittlin!?
Kaaannaaa: excellent musical choice
Tangsm: What were the odds?
tajessa: Hmmmm
ProcyonFlynn: M or W?
Kentosaurus: Praise the wheel
Vinewood_OG: Hmmmmm
ThorSokar: I WONDER
ghyllnox:
saucemaster5000: o7
Kramburger: WELL WELL WELL
NotCainNorAbel: W?
korvys: lol
hatboozeparty: o7
Chulump: M!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWGNZ: <message deleted>HypeLUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gee I wonder
ghizmou: oh wow
ContingentCat: o7
shendaras: m7
itira: i thought they were Ws
ratstronomer: COINCIDENCE
vinopinguino: Welp!
JoeLowe2: everyone brace
lochnessseammonster:
at least i'm safe this time
ghyllnox: o7
PhuzNutz:
maclaglen: Oof
xantos69: o7
tajessa: o7
margerfol: o7
prince_infidel: HMMMMMMM
definenull: O7
Strebenherz: <message deleted>RIGGED
Riandisa: haha
ButButTheJesus: OH THE HUMANITY
Kramburger: o7
CrossXhunteR: o7
Seth_Erickson:
Honestly though it was a w
realbadatthis_: o7
itsr67: <message deleted>m7
Notamys3000: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
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GasCityGaming: o7
BusTed:
Riandisa: o7
bethy_kins24: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: Uh oh
rosesmcgee:
vinopinguino: O7
ContingentCat: Lol m7
MWGNZ: <message deleted>o7
mulligan2six: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
Saintnex: o7
Kentosaurus: o7
Seth_Erickson: o7
PhorrestGaze: o7
Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
gualdhar: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig My theory on hunting is it would be fairer if they also armed the deer.
Diabore: 0N
PhuzNutz: o7
Oscelot: RIP
Kaaannaaa: o7
Astramentha: o7
baltimore_667083: o7
SnackPak_: o7
korvys: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Manae: 07
Spades_Slicc: o7
Astrovore: o7
accountmadeforants:
xantos69: We Demand A Recount!
darkcyril: o7
electra310: o7
Kelazi5: o7
Tangsm: o7
spo8n: o7
caoinlean: Rip
Vinewood_OG: o7
itira: Mr. Horrible amiwrong?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: what a great thing to join to
GamerCat88: o7
ghyllnox: o7 o7
maclaglen: o7
kimmibeans: O7
ThorSokar:
DaFhaye: o7
ButButTheJesus:
GDI 
LAWL
e_bloc: o7
paparoach625: o7
Joecool190: o7
prince_infidel: F to M
Strebenherz: <message deleted>Rip milk?
Manae: *whew*
Mazrae: Thought those were Ws not Ms
itira:
SnackPak_: gottem
ButButTheJesus: i'm cackling
JoeLowe2: o7
Saintnex: the betrayal lol
Dog_of_Myth:
Seth_Erickson: abysmal really
Scy_Anide: You should spin the wheel again just to be sure it wasn't a fluke
lochnessseammonster:
ghyllnox:
@prince_infidel
BusTed:
tajessa: Statistically improbable
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn For me the thing is they need to cut down on the population or all of them suffer
gualdhar: wait wasn't that Ws not Ms?
Kramburger: If you want a recount they can spin the wheel again but I have a feeling it won't change much
Kaaannaaa: yeah I woulda said "W"
PhuzNutz: Looked like an N to me
Kipstar: no shot
ThorSokar: Ya know what lets run it back!
ButButTheJesus:
just the blur of m's 
Oscelot: I mean it could be W
Oscelot: XD
Seth_Erickson: yeah see this time it hit W
ItsThugDimmadome: W for Wumbo
Chulump: WHOA!!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Could be W
tajessa: Dang that's crazy
saucemaster5000: huh tough luck
korvys: W!
lochnessseammonster:
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Have you had people evade that question when vetting them before a date? I did once.
Plasterboard: Zeus has spoken!
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ThorSokar: wooow, so weird
definenull: The double
itira: >.>
MWGNZ: <message deleted>o7
margerfol: o7
Kaaannaaa: big dub
ProcyonFlynn: Two in a row? Isn't the rule all the M's?
betweenmyself: those are some jaggy looking E’s
ContingentCat: Weird
Thefluffiestguineapig:
tajessa: o7
e_bloc: only a 1/26 chance
Vinewood_OG: o7
Seth_Erickson: o7
Saintnex:
MacbethSeemsSus: Run people
bethy_kins24: o7
Inquisitor_Xian: it could be anything really
tajessa: Bye kramburger
GamerCat88: o7
paparoach625: o7
saucemaster5000: might as well
JoeLowe2: double penalty!!!
lochnessseammonster: o7
7gorobei: o7o7o7
xantos69: o7
spo8n: o7
rosesmcgee:
electra310: o7
itira: safe
Riandisa: o7
Oscelot: *snerk*
satoribearpuncher: o7
ThorSokar:
itira: o7
korvys: o7
Strebenherz: <message deleted>Never punished
Kentosaurus: o7
NovaSpecter: o7
electra310: o7 o7
ContingentCat: o7
realbadatthis_: o7o7o7
lochnessseammonster:
definenull: Oh no they're on a rampage
jchinnock: safe!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Very true. It's why populations are carefully managed.
Kramburger: Welp
ZombieHendrix: Z remains safe again
Oscelot: People who're new are going to be SO confused XD
Notamys3000: jaysus
Saintnex: Adam running hella corrupted with power lol
gualdhar: definitely was a W on the wheel
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: who was it?
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MacbethSeemsSus: *peaks head up* Is it safe?
Juliamon: That's when it's *usually* over
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, sometimes you do this mid podcast
Oscelot: @Juliamon *patpat*
ThorSokar: But for sure, that can't happen 3 times in a row, right?!
CrossXhunteR: any toboggans?
Juliamon: usually though, someone just pops in an hour later like "oh, it's Tuesday"
calculated_uncertainties: Oh my
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neisan2112: Just barely missed the shooting this time
Oscelot: @Juliamon rofl
Lord_Hosk: 30 minutes... short podcast today
saucemaster5000: LMAO itsr posting in discord rn is very funny
NoxStryx: Somewhere graham is hearing the mod slack going off and thinking "oh, no it is subnautica again"
e_bloc: ngl check out the friday nights mat, its a banger
itira: LOL
Oscelot: @Kramburger bless
CrossXhunteR: is Cronos longer than TLOU2?
ArtDecoSunburn: @CrossXhunteR You mean the hats or the sleds?
TehAmelie: speaking of janky looking letters. . .Crbnbs?
caoinlean: But we would miss your gains
spo8n: Adam small Ben large?
Seth_Erickson: finding keys I reckon
Kramburger: Is 'Adam' in the room with us right now, Ben?
ZombieHendrix: I think we were in space somewhere
itira: I think we were wandering endlessly through meaty hallways
Oscelot: !!!!! THIS GAME HAS CATS?!
e_bloc: petting a c at
ThorSokar: yea, we can only hear adam through ben's mic so it's like he's 20ft away
Oscelot: Geez I've been missing out
Seth_Erickson: damn you're really taking your time
Sogheim: we need to pet more cats
e_bloc: thats what it said on the internet
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: how many Bloodbornes long
GamerCat88: you could talk to spoopifer
Oscelot: (sorry for caps @Juliamon ^^;;;;)
Seth_Erickson: classic
Juliamon: Oscelot Yeah, they're like, a key element, but we haven't been great at finding them
CrossXhunteR: when is the "adam watches original spongebob" podcast?
Oscelot: @Juliamon GOTY. I know literally nothing about this game but this fact, and GOTY.
Oscelot:
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Seth_Erickson: Truly game breaking innovations
Tangsm: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
Seth_Erickson: +3 holy damage for 2 hours
e_bloc: I'd mark out if they slipped the phrase 'dead space' into the dialogue
Fanklok: The guy from Deus Ex?
saucemaster5000: that's the gun that would've killed a mortal man
CrossXhunteR: for your sins specifically
ButButTheJesus: but but
jchinnock: I bless this mess
couchboyj: The gun is baptized, but is it single?
CrossXhunteR: made me want an english muffin
Oscelot: Do we have a bathosphere head?
Seth_Erickson: Imagine if they had an Obelisk though
TehAmelie: the alcoves?
Spades_Slicc: I believe you said "Tom Nook and The Cranberries"
e_bloc: was watching that with my partner who doesn't watch lrr but she got sent when you fell out of the chair
Oscelot: (Yeah sorry, this is like episode 12 on these but I haven't had any spoons to catch up >.<)
caoinlean: @couchboyj I wish we could like messages hahaha
betweenmyself:
@Oscelot from the front, more of a “helmussy”
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Cursed
Oscelot: @betweenmyself Oh no lol. Did we find the helminth?
saucemaster5000: never learned to sit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben laughs real hard a lot
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your joy is great
CrossXhunteR: having not seen much of this game before, these environments are more mundane than i was expecting
Fanklok: Remember this game is fairly linear so you shouldn't get lost
ThorSokar: that's how he got all those knots in his back!
MacbethSeemsSus: I watched the moonbase loadingtime and Delgato had no idea what those mics were getting into
Spades_Slicc: bisexual space
Ferisar: Cresident: The New Evil
Seth_Erickson: dilt bifferent
Shurtal: Adam forgot about bisexual doors
lochnessseammonster:
lochnessseammonster: no
e_bloc: happy pride
Goombill: I mean this in the nicest way, but this is not the first time you've done that entire bi-door bit
ContingentCat: Lol happy peide
caoinlean: @Shurtal As they so often are
Oscelot: I do have to giggle that my husband, when we were looking for a new office chair for me, made sure that I could "sit bisexually" in the one I liked.
Oscelot: (because yeah I really do XD)
Sogheim: @Oscelot you sit like a jarl in Skyrim?
MacbethSeemsSus: @Oscelot I'll bite, how do you sit bisexually?
Seth_Erickson: god I love snow
TehAmelie: that helmet looks great, through some wizardry you have vision with a spherical solid metal cover, except then somehow it had to have a mouth hole
ButButTheJesus: nature stream!
caoinlean: @MacbethSeemsSus You sit "wrong"
Goombill: Please can we have stream outside today?
Oscelot: @MacbethSeemsSus Either with one leg tucked under me and the other like, over the arm of the chair while I rest against my opposite arm, or more commonly, just cross legged.
Oscelot: Wow, he got da booty
e_bloc: lets nope but at an internet cafe
Oscelot: Hecatonchires? More like HECKINCHONKires
saucemaster5000: in college we tried to have seminar outside and a condor dived at us.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "Let's Nosh and Net"
Ferisar: here come da ammo airplane
Oscelot: @saucemaster5000 A little taste of swooping season from Australia
GasCityGaming: horror game bullets are just keys that go in people/monsters
e_bloc: did crusader kings make it?
Oscelot: sump swamp is way too fun to say
e_bloc: or stellaris
Seth_Erickson: I remember that patch note
realbadatthis_: Brakka, the withered crone
Thefluffiestguineapig: pfffffffffft
ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus There's a whole online meme about it.
e_bloc: that is great
TehAmelie: i liked that we got the new word pooplocked
Oscelot: @realbadatthis_ That title has amazing "temba, his arms open" energy. (I have no idea if I'm quoting that correctly)
Oscelot: pfff oh dear
ArtDecoSunburn: @Oscelot That's a good spouse.
TehAmelie: that's my new word for racer poops
Oscelot: @ArtDecoSunburn Yissss
Mr_Horrible: *GASP*
Mr_Horrible: hard to breathe down there
saucemaster5000: dunk him again
Mr_Horrible: could you guys clean the vents, please?
e_bloc: after I got my wisdom teeth out, I was on vicodin for like 4 days. I was severely pooplocked
Oscelot: *passes @Mr_Horrible some cocoa*
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Juliamon: If it's dirty in the vents, it's your fault
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible can't believe you wouldn't do it while you're down there
Mr_Horrible: was gonna say "what did I do I wasn't even here last week" but then I remember you guys weren't either
TehAmelie: @e_bloc pooplocked on the porcelain throne?
itsr67: ARES
MWGNZ: my b streamers
Seth_Erickson: exactly
Mr_Horrible: I ate like 3 chunks of lichen on my way out
vinopinguino: Don't take anything with you
Mr_Horrible: I'm doing my part
public_key_reveal_party: For those who come after and whatnot
e_bloc: @TehAmelie it was agonizing. 9 days without any movement
Sogheim: take only photos, leave only footprints
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ugh.
Astramentha: sounds like someone had 10 mins to clean
e_bloc: kids don't do drugs, but if you do also use a laxitive
Strebenherz: Freedom from the pits. I'm not 100% sure but that may have been my first mod action?
Oscelot: @e_bloc Ugh, that sounds horrendous.
Athelgar: @Sogheim i first read that as take only potatoes lol
MrPipboy3000: We date LRR videos with BB and AB ...
TehAmelie: oof
Sogheim: @Athelgar that's what I typo'd first
Strebenherz: (Also no worries I was cackling that it happened)
Seth_Erickson: I'm the tree
public_key_reveal_party: How did the shooting people bit get started anyway?
Saintnex: Dang even Ben has been converted to the dark side of shooting chat lol
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realbadatthis_: Ben has enriched my life with the post dentist line read of "But I play mono-red" from Friday Nights. Use that shit all the time
saucemaster5000: too bad about the other two hosts
ArtDecoSunburn: @MrPipboy3000 Is there a Year Zero in this calendar system?
Strebenherz: Also I want a damn dr pepper now
jchinnock: Ben, I will always appreciate your production mindfulness 🫡🫡
Oscelot: Oh that was RUDE
Ferisar: patheticccc
e_bloc: the mobs are weak? the mobs are weak? you are weak
Ferisar: more like dr pooper
saucemaster5000: dr pepper is in my top 5
Strebenherz: Fair
ArtDecoSunburn: Diet Dr. Pepper tastes amazingly like the regular.
Faulpyr: Dr. Pepper + cream soda is by favorite right now
GasCityGaming: I'm trying to get myself off pop and it's TOUGH
caoinlean: Does anyone else feel like fizzy drinks hurt your tongue?
e_bloc: yeah I find dr. pepper zero and diet to be good
saucemaster5000: pop is my candy choice
vinopinguino: Cherry diet coke has been my jam
itsr67: Amen @faulpyr
Seth_Erickson: I'm very much a soda guy, but I've stopped drinking it and it's helped my health immensily
thematic_content_warning: Who doesn't love a good dp.
e_bloc: coke zero is good, diet coke bad
Oscelot: I'm really curious if there's an actual physical difference between people who like dr pepper and people like me who think it tastes like cough medicine
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm also a root beer > dr pepper guy, but RB is so varied between brands that it's useless where I am to count on getting a version I like
e_bloc: they have like a cherry float flavored coke right now
Strebenherz: I do need to drink more water. Got on a water streak for a while thanks to adam and fell off that.
Sogheim: since I've been sick, I'm down to a single energy drink a day. the one good thing to come out of illness.
e_bloc: root beer is 100% the goat when it's good
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Did you ever try the Walmart knockoff? Doctor Thunder.
gualdhar: my work added a water dispenser that adds 0 cal flavoring and supplements if you want, it's fancy as fuck
Ferisar: only drink tea to hydrate
Strebenherz: @ArtDecoSunburn i can't say i've heard of that, i might have to look into that
Ferisar: become leaves
vinopinguino: Gasp
vinopinguino: Drama
MacbethSeemsSus: I had coke at the theater on Sunday for the first time in months and felt like I was vibrating from the sugar
JessieImproved: When I was a kid I told other kids I was allergic to Coke because I was embarrassed I didn't like it. I grew up in Georgia so
Notamys3000: @e_bloc these are true facts
lochnessseammonster: i like pop at the movies and when i order pizza
lochnessseammonster: but that's about it
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz It's a hilarious name.
vinopinguino: Okay Frodo
TehAmelie: i drink a lot of water, carbonated with caffeine and coloring and sweetener
e_bloc: my partner told me a story where she got hammered with a guy from montreal. when she woke up in the morning she asked for a glass of water and he brought her carbonated water
e_bloc: damn near killed her
lochnessseammonster: not ok
Faulpyr: Sparkling water tastes soooo bad.
Oscelot: why would you even have just... carbonated *water*?
tajessa: I *like* carbonated water and I would have died on the spot
Seth_Erickson: I don't like carbonated water
johnnylongtorso: like when you take a sip of water and it turns out to be sprite
ghizmou: that s premium water
vinopinguino: I love sparkly water
Ferisar: sparkle my water right now
ArtDecoSunburn: @JessieImproved I grew up in Alabama, where the question "What would you like to drink?" "Coke." Is followed by, "What kind of Coke?" "Pepsi."
Seth_Erickson: I will drink whatever normal water you bring me
Shurtal: "I was expecting refreshment, not fighting for my life in my own mouth"
ContingentCat: Surprise carbonation wouldn't be great
MacbethSeemsSus: If you chugged it expecting normal water....oof
Goombill: I'm trying to phase Coke Zero out with carbonated water, but it's tough man.
vinopinguino: It makes me burpy and that feels good
e_bloc: I dig it, although some flavored san pelligrinos are nice
Fanklok: Water, filtered, no fizz
Sogheim: I've asked for water adn gotten vodka, that was a hell of a spit take
Bruceski: I once did a hike in the heat in France and at the top of the cliff there was a vending machine that had Perrier. Trying to chug that when thirsty was unpleasant.
Oscelot: Aight, time to head out and get some lunch. have fun y'all o/
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Shurtal: Man, I need to eat some pop rocks again
vinopinguino: Lol
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Did he offer a Montreal bagel, at least?
tajessa: Ben
Seth_Erickson: You wanna be the Parasyte from Parasyte
vinopinguino: Valentine days card
7gorobei: i had a serious soda habit. just find one made with cane sugar, once you taste the difference from HFCS you cant go back. its sugar or nothing and i frequently go with nothing.
Ferisar: people say that all the time ben
Saintnex: Ben No
ContingentCat: Ben
e_bloc: make it zoom style where you both have a camera and it switches to whoever is talking
Shurtal: "I wanna be your parasitic organism"
gualdhar: there's the fish parasite that eats the tongue out of the fish, pretends its the tongue, and eats all the fish's food
TehAmelie: @Bruceski sorry but that's the most French thing i've heard all year
public_key_reveal_party: I now want lrr's terrible Valentine's cards to be a thing
spo8n: pope hat for the altar
GasCityGaming: What's the best non-just chocolate easter egg? Reese's creme egg, caramilk etc.?
saucemaster5000: @gualdhar tattle tale
Seth_Erickson:
maybe if the fish wasn't an idiot 
Strebenherz: What that tongue doing. Nothing apparently
e_bloc: fucking glad I'm not a fish
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bruceski Like those German Alpine bicyclists who reach the summit, pop a cigarette, and crack a Radler.
EbDorian:
ur so right Ben, it is the victim's fault
vinopinguino: Why do they even need em?
TehAmelie: have you seen those fish with human teeth?
e_bloc: I have no tongue and I must scream
ghizmou: how else would the fish taste your toes
vinopinguino: The be licking things?
tajessa: Neither do they, apparently
caoinlean: Cod tongue!
ArtDecoSunburn: @GasCityGaming Cadbury creme.
rosesmcgee: Fish only have tongues to give that parasite something to do
tajessa: @tehamelie i have. Nightmare fuel
ContingentCat: How else could Billy bass sing?
Kipstar: never frenched with a fish?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I second this
JoeLowe2: Cod tongue - It's the snack that licks back!
Bruceski: @TehAmelie I can up the French factor, it was at a chapel that had built a Stations of the Cross (I think that's the term) processional into the side of the cliff.
TehAmelie: whoa
dabudder: papa want a snack
Seth_Erickson: any tummy grumblers in the chat?
Fanklok: What if, instead of Cadburry creme egg. Cadburry cheese egg
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal Therapist: "We need to talk about your dependency. Literal, protein-sucking dependency."
johnnylongtorso: @ArtDecoSunburn I've been scuba diving in Curacao with Dutch people who immediately light up unfiltered cigarettes after a dive, it's the most European thing I've ever seen
ArtDecoSunburn: @Fanklok Very Wisconsin.
dutchmoose: 5pm is just a hard time to start working imo
tajessa: Oh hey I have coffee. It's right next to me and I literally forgot about it
SAJewers: ben, did you get anything for adam too? 👀
e_bloc: thats a scrandle hour
vinopinguino: Lil creme puff
jchinnock: let’s Nope: The Corporate Drone show
lochnessseammonster: those are the best
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
sometimes I forget about the last third of my tea once I can't see the liquid from over the rim anymore 
vinopinguino: New Adam nickname
ContingentCat: Right it's 5pm for you, it's 8 here so fits after dinner great
Astramentha: Adam said that exactly like Lydia’s “I am sworn to carry your burdens”
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Did you ever see the video game adaptation of the Harlan Ellison story?
TehAmelie: i might have a smoke per year, but then i like to take off the filter. guess that's pretty European
MacbethSeemsSus: I like the custom foam in that case for a tiny vial
Seth_Erickson: Mr. Krab's rival
e_bloc: obligated to mention Adam would love a croquembouche
ArtDecoSunburn: @tajessa Clearly you needed said coffee.
rosesmcgee: I thought that was a chef boyardee commercial
SquareDotCube: ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn unfortunately noo, and honestly its a huge nightmare and its probably best I don't immerse myself in it
MilkInBags:
⚠️ spongebob is toxic ⚠️
SquareDotCube: Plankton took Spongebob's brain and put it in a robot one time
vinopinguino: He's a classic lil stinker
Saintnex: Spongbob gaslights himself
ghizmou: spongebob's got black mold
MacbethSeemsSus: I was also today years old when I found out Mr Krabs is voiced by Clancy Brown
EbDorian: Adam is such a Squidward tho (complimentary)
MilkInBags: i base my life ethos on cartoons
Seth_Erickson: Plankton went inside his head and then jammed a control panel on his brain yeah
MilkInBags: ive seen weirder bathrooms
Uzumaki15: Both have happened in spongebob
ArtDecoSunburn: @7gorobei America has an amazing subsidized corn regime that turns gasoline into fertilizer into corn into useless soda calories.
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
Fanklok: wood on top of the tile
lochnessseammonster:
SquareDotCube: wood on top of tile
30teracyte: well its wooden pallets on top of a tile floor
SnackPak_: love the smell of hot piss
ThorSokar: gotta get that hot piss smell
ContingentCat: Why wood just there that's so gross
Saintnex: that would smell SO bad
MilkInBags: <message deleted>afraid of a lil eye contact buddy?
hoveringhalibut: That wood better be cedar
thematic_content_warning: Someone will definitely pee on that radiator
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no doors on the stalls? Are we sure this doesn't take place in america?
Fanklok: What if they're pooping to?
Mai_Andra: "Shittin' alone, champ?"
MilkInBags: <message deleted>privacy is pogchamp
Seth_Erickson: I avoid public bathrooms at almost all costs
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc My understanding is it's a very angsty 1990s horror take on the disturbing original story.
Strebenherz: so that's a no on the handholding toilets then
GasCityGaming: What about in the shower?
MacbethSeemsSus: What about showering
MirrorDisco: me either! Thats awkward
electra310: I've been married 20 years and I still don't do that with my partner
MilkInBags: <message deleted>putting an object in your mouth while someone is shitting is plain disgusting
vinopinguino: Knee to knee toilets
GasCityGaming: I mean one in the shower one on the toilet?
ZombieHendrix: I know someone who installed second toilette so husband and wife can shit at the same time
MilkInBags: <message deleted>that's why you put the lid down
ContingentCat: My cat's litter box is in my bathroom and he'll poop next to me sometimes, you get used to it
e_bloc: yeah jack and jill toilets
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags every time you put an object in your mouth someone is probably shitting
Strebenherz: "what if we mash seaslugs together"
MirrorDisco: agreed 🤣🤣🤣
TehAmelie: but you've got to touch all those nerve endings
MilkInBags: <message deleted>@saucemaster5000 truuuuuu
prince_infidel: Incorrect. Kissing best thing
ArtDecoSunburn: @ZombieHendrix Like those pharmaceutical commercials of the couples sitting in adjacent bathtubs gazing at the sunset.
JoeLowe2: So, you're both hopeless romantics?
James_LRR: Hiyo, what body part am I measuring this evening? I don't wanna brag but my ankle to knee is mighty impressive.
ZombieHendrix: @ArtDecoSunburn basically, but more poo
MilkInBags: <message deleted>can i say that, windows in hotel walls for the bathroom is weird and annoying
noSmokeFire: some gross things are great
ArtDecoSunburn: @saucemaster5000 Just think of the power if that were cause and effect!
spo8n: @ContingentCat while making eye contact?
MirrorDisco: it’s weird 🤣
lochnessseammonster: gross things can be good
MilkInBags: <message deleted>circumference?
Shurtal: two pieces of wet meet get into a wrestling contest in a confined space
ButButTheJesus: holy sheet
HorusFive: Lots of biological processes are gross in isolation
MilkInBags: <message deleted>5 feet
James_LRR: If you and I smooched your world would never be the same.
lochnessseammonster: so your shin?
vinopinguino: What are we measuring...?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I agree with whoever says kissing is gross
prince_infidel: Objectively, anything you like isn't gross
ButButTheJesus: @James_LRR that's for true
Seth_Erickson: you're on double duty measuring tonight James
MilkInBags: <message deleted>yeah james that's called cheating, you'd get a divorce, that's world changing
James_LRR: -1 seconds
xantos69: only about 10 years.
MacbethSeemsSus: Great pinned comment
gualdhar: now I'm picturing James with a pair of calipers and a catalog of average body part sizes
HorusFive: "joke's on you, it's already weird"
ArtDecoSunburn: @HorusFive Some are grosser in combination.
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Shurtal: now THIS is the scary games stream content we all sub for (genuine)
MilkInBags: <message deleted>44 cm!?
James_LRR: I'm comparing to you
MilkInBags: <message deleted>buy him dinner first
James_LRR: I meant to most the normies
ArtDecoSunburn: @gualdhar Ole Phrenology Turner.
HorusFive: "i've never needed more"
MirrorDisco: what is a normie, anyways? 🤣🤣
MilkInBags: <message deleted>if you're over 5'9'' you're above average so
MilkInBags: <message deleted>yeah
TehAmelie: we'll revolutionize phrenology by measuring tibias
James_LRR: 18 inches
MirrorDisco: he needs dinner and a date first
Shurtal: if it's ball of the ankle to top of the knee, i'm at just over 18 inches
MilkInBags: <message deleted>LUL
lochnessseammonster:
Seth_Erickson: I said it
vinopinguino: The
MrPipboy3000: 20 inched for my ankle to knee
GasCityGaming: poopy
MacbethSeemsSus: boop
Boon_33: kk
lochnessseammonster:
ghyllnox: Something
TehAmelie: kneenology
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pffffffffffffffftttt
vinopinguino: Big boy
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie "This skeleton has the hip radius of a born criminal!"
Seth_Erickson: James ankle to knee mogged
korvys: <safe for woke sasuke>
MilkInBags: i was shot, a crime happened
ZombieHendrix: small tibula turner
korvys: *work
James_LRR: I just got back from a run, so I think I shrunk a bit.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Average height in Canada is actually taller
Dog_of_Myth:
MilkInBags: yeah your bones shrunk
JoeLowe2: James 'baby calves' Turner
Shurtal: Big "I was in the pool" energy there, James
James_LRR: you know. I compacted down
MrPipboy3000: Tiny Tibula Turner
Kramburger: It's cold outside
ghyllnox: Teeny tibby Turner
ZombieHendrix: sorry, James
James_LRR: try hard?
ekplayscards: hiiiiiiiiii ben hiiiiiiii adam hiiiiiii chat
Seth_Erickson: that your bones lengthened
vinopinguino: Gravity did a number on tiny turner
saucemaster5000: stairs make them bigger cause you are going up
MilkInBags: i laid down for the night and now I'm 6'5'' (3 feet of tibula)
Nigouki: but how many steps is that?
Boon_33: Adam doesn't know how to use an elevator.
TehAmelie: are we making up a combined fibula and tibia called tibula? i like it
ArtDecoSunburn: @MilkInBags Are you a dinosaur bone?
ZombieHendrix: did you forget your wallet?
NotCainNorAbel: turn around?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie "Dem lying bones"
AkiraBalance27: is walking down a workout comparalbe to walking up?
jchinnock: @james_lrr oh hey what’s up Tibs!
raulghoulia: Adams like a cow. Cant go down stairs
johnnylongtorso: that sounds like it would be dangerous
ContingentCat: I mean you could but that would be weird
Shurtal: do they call James Mr. Tibbs?
Lord_Hosk: Its Hoskling Popcicle Joke time!
Spades_Slicc: The dorky what?
RealGamerCow: walking down a mountain while hiking destroys my shins
Nigouki: walking down is higher impact on the joints than walking up
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal (Slow clap)
Boon_33: @raulghoulia that explains the calfs
Lord_Hosk: Whats good on toast but bad on the road?
saucemaster5000: what hosk?
GasCityGaming: @Lord_Hosk teeth?
Lord_Hosk: Jam
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Jam
lochnessseammonster: checks out
saucemaster5000: ah
Shurtal: @ArtDecoSunburn thank you. Low hanging fruit is my favorite kind
MilkInBags: sauce you got got
MilkInBags:
RayFK: Roasted
Dog_of_Myth:
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam jumps out a window like an action hero everyday
RealGamerCow: adam slides down the railing like a cool guy
saucemaster5000: I mean could and does is different
MirrorDisco: It’s all the scary games - you don’t wanna turn off the light 🤣🤣🤣
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal Also, did you ever see the ITHOTN sequel called "They Call Me Mr. Tibb" ? Sidney Poitier beats up hippies in late Sixties San Francisco.
ThorSokar:
Adam's afraid of the dark
jchinnock: cut to Adam just falling down the stairs
MrPipboy3000: Ben doing a great job parking that bus on Adam ...
MilkInBags: editor entrapped you
Fanklok: Not Ben's sordid past
Boon_33: lower blows never seen
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal That fruit is both low hanging and tasty enough for Sheriff Gillespie to take a big bite.
James_LRR: You guys are gonna play a game you like after this right?
Shurtal: @ArtDecoSunburn i never watched the sequel. Did watch a lot of the show cause my mom had a crush on one of the cops
MilkInBags: nah james this show is about pain
Thefluffiestguineapig: @James_LRR We keep asking them
lochnessseammonster:
MilkInBags: slay the spire 2 is a horror game right
thevikingbear__: Hello Ben and Adam! Hello chat. First time I've caught a live stream in a long time! How's everyone doing?
MacbethSeemsSus: A walkthrough? They must really want to wrap this up
ContingentCat: Clever girl
Lord_Hosk: How much were energy drinks? like $1.59?
MilkInBags: measurehead entered the chat
Shurtal: Just a bunch of guess measuring stuff and comparing
Shurtal: (SFW)
Shurtal: guys*
thevikingbear__: I enjoyed the vod of the cranium measuring contest
GasCityGaming: i remember back when dollarama had full sized Amp'd drinks for a dollar.
MilkInBags: back when we were free to economically buy stuff that ruins our health
GasCityGaming: i developed a problem lol
thevikingbear__: You all help get me through work every week. So, thank you for that
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal I grew u p with the show. Did your Mom have a crush on Bubba? Alan Autry? He was a lunk. Later. Became mayor of Stockon, CA.
Kaaosa: nice hat ben. hello adam you're here too
MilkInBags:
@Kaaosa go away
saucemaster5000: those christmas balls are too big for that kind of christmas tree
RayFK: David play more Marathon instead
Kaaosa: and then he won't play with me
RayFK: Welp
Kaaosa: @RayFK i will play that game with you if you want, but boy do i hate it so far lol
RayFK: I'm 55 hours in
RayFK: I can't stop
James_LRR: I suppose I should play some more.
GasCityGaming: extraction shooters just aren't my jam, love the asthetic though.
Shurtal: @ArtDecoSunburn Yuuuuuuup
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I hear they call it Marathon because you see it and run 42.195 kilometers away
RayFK: @Kaaosa Well I won't actually force you to play a game you hate
Kaaosa: i'll force me to play it
saucemaster5000: no puzzle? well where's the gameplay then?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No weird tube activating bullshit
Kaaosa: i'm gonna get my $40 worth
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal As I kid I definitely had a thing for Virgil Tibbs' wife, Althea. She was a mess.
Sethalidos: worst gameplay ever
Orxolon: helloo everyone!today is my b day!
Orxolon: pleasure to have it with the boys
Kaaosa: @RayFK also hate is definitely an exaggeration i think. i just struggle to find the appeal so far
MilkInBags: wait until you get to 20 ben
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Strebenherz: where does mario kart fit on that scale
itsr67: 1v1 all the way
GasCityGaming: big mood Ben, same here.
Orxolon: @Dog_of_Myth wow thank youu!!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal I met him in 2003 when I worked for the US Conference of Mayors. All of this middle-aged lady mayors were swooning over him. "You were Bubba!"
ButButTheJesus: ourf
Lord_Hosk: There was a Monster Machine in the break room at our Training facility that sold monsters for $2 but we weren't allowed to leave post during the week. So on the weekend I would get like $200 in singles and then sell them to people 4 for a $5 17 for a $20 . Until the commander called me into the office and said "I appreciate your initiative... but you have to stop"
ContingentCat: Ouch
Astramentha: shots NOT fired
Dog_of_Myth: @Orxolon happy birthday
Strebenherz: rather, is mario kart a game you would rather pve or pvp in?
Orxolon: @Dog_of_Myth thx a bunch
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: modern shooters are made for a crowd that is more competitive than I want to be
RayFK: @Kaaosa It took me a few rounds to click the loop I was enjoying, but I also can easily see where the bounce off is on this
MilkInBags: i like my entertainment without pain to experience fun
RayFK: Can we PVP in Mario Kart Ben?
RayFK: Game is so much fun
hatboozeparty: I deal with annoying people at work, i don't want to deal with people in my games.
Shurtal: @ArtDecoSunburn Dang
RayFK: love Super Battle Golf
thevikingbear__: I played my first extraction shooter today. Got immediately killed, and missed out on an epic comeback because open mic was off. Oh well
EbDorian: Elimination, Strike 1!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal It was hilarious. Women of a certain age loved that show.
thevikingbear__: I think I can like extraction shooters, just gotta figure them out a bit more
arcaneIllumination: agreed. having someone just sit there sucks
MilkInBags: roll credits?
TehAmelie: golf players be like "i played the least game in this round, i win!"
TehAmelie:
RayFK: The Mic?
Shurtal: @ArtDecoSunburn "Did you grow up with your parents watching All in the Family? You'll probably LOVE In the Heat of the Night"
Spades_Slicc: is it mic 5?
Spades_Slicc: did you lose some latex up your nose?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Somewhere a golfer plots to make TWO holes in one shot.
MilkInBags: is beej in a giant condom in the next room
MrPipboy3000: are you having a stroke? Quick hold your arms above your head and smile
Juliamon: you gotta stop huffing latex Adam, it's bad for you
Nigouki: is it your ear infection leftovers leaking into your nose?
Spades_Slicc: Oh yeah it might be ear juice
lochnessseammonster: ear is building a new drum out of latex
MilkInBags:
RatherLargeToad:
shendaras:
EbDorian:
NotCainNorAbel:
Darleysam:
SnackPak_:
Dog_of_Myth:
Astramentha:
thevikingbear__: Also, since I have you both here, I would like to also let you and Adam know that you're some of my favorite online content creators. You never fail to make me smile
MilkInBags: if you take antibiotics it might alter your smell?
Juliamon: yeah I'm willing to bet it's residual from the ear thing
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal Ha! Carrol O'Conner tackling 1980s racism in murder of the week is definite departure from him roasting Meathead as Archie. Reminds me of the "Mary Tyler Moore" spinoff "Lou Grant." The former was a classic workplace sitcom. The later was an hourlong drama about newspaper investigative journalism.
Micalovits: Damn, forgot daylight savings again - surely nothing important happened in the first hour of the podcast
ArtDecoSunburn: Latter, not later.
MacbethSeemsSus: Nice of the third zombie to wait
Spades_Slicc: foot
itsr67:
xantos69: Clip it. That's the ticket.
gualdhar: prehensile penis
Nigouki: Fully Articulated
saucemaster5000: become a pp medusa
Shurtal: @ArtDecoSunburn 70's-80's tv really was the wild west. "you know what would be a great idea? Introduce this one off alien character in Happy Days and then spin that off into a new show. Get that Robin Williams guy to do it!"
spo8n: freaky long teeth!
ActualFactual: beat that meat!
Athelgar: it is a pretty safe choice, you'd never have to worry about a protagonists blowing you up or shooting you
Nigouki: flexible teeth
EbDorian: gotta be the tibia frfr
Spades_Slicc: Prehensile epiglottus
NotCainNorAbel: tongue, for reasons
JKBalch: Pinky finger, just 1 meter long pinky finger
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal Exactly! And don't forget the crossover episode where "St. Elsewhere" visited "Cheers" solely because they were both in Boston.
saucemaster5000: "ben did you see something attractive?" ".......no....." (reeling in the peepers
saucemaster5000: he's finally imagining
Seth_Erickson: the lead singer is a pretty good guy from what I've heard so that's cool
Saintnex: oof
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
imagine dragons? I think I will 
SnackPak_: Adam is spitting
niccus: hellgate: space london
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehe
ghyllnox: "Enforcer"
Saintnex:
just make another hero shooter
Orxolon: pilot,mechanic,stargazer,soldier,gunner
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there's a 40k aRPG that I hear people like
Ferisar: knights of the new republic
Spades_Slicc: Space magic or no space magic?
The_Timo: I may be dabbling in making action game mechanics currently
saucemaster5000: its orson wells
jchinnock: a dragon but space
Orxolon: Ego
EbDorian: who is they? Bioware?
mulligan2six: Moons haunted
raulghoulia: Mogo
xantos69: Um... can I play this game?
Seth_Erickson: Dead Space Obelisk is the big bad clearly
Shurtal: nah, Ron Perlman or Clancy Brown as the voic eof the planet
rosesmcgee: 40k inquisitor
RatherLargeToad: You voice ONE killer alien planet….
tajessa: Solaris PVE
Spades_Slicc: War of the Worlds but literal
Fanklok: Yes you can
Fanklok: Toby Fox did it
Ferisar: make it right now
Ferisar: or else
Talin06: sounds like warhammer 40k inquisitor
Strebenherz: CAT
saucemaster5000: or else what?
7gorobei: is Subway the only restaurant in this space game?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Shurtal My favorite example: "Diagnois Murder" was a spin off of "Jake and the Fatman," which was a spinoff of "Matlock." JATF kept the same characters but went from being set in Atlanta to Los Angeles to Hawaii to back to LA.
The_Timo: If you want to make learning to make a game into content hit me up, I'll teach you Unreal or Unity or whatever you wanna make it on lol
korvys: kitty!
Ferisar: or else I’ll give him a compliment @saucemaster5000
Spades_Slicc: Bro you're looking so Vasculum rn
JoeLowe2: T Mac Daddy, the baby faced assassin!!
saucemaster5000:
SnackPak_: dood
raulghoulia: adam is a prinny
Orxolon: i think of Soos
RatherLargeToad: dood
ArtDecoSunburn: @raulghoulia That sounds suspiciously British.
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ThorSokar: I bounced off Disgia hard
korvys: It's good if you like grinding (affectionate)
Spades_Slicc: God's gun
lamina5432: digaea's mechanics are good and up to disgaea 4 the writing was pretty top notch
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saucemaster5000: disgaea is the ultimate gring for better weapon game
ArtDecoSunburn: @7gorobei Maybe Subway won the restaurant wars in this universe?
betweenmyself: started falling off the Disgaea series with number 4; just kept adding more and more systems that seemed unnecessary
Astramentha: damn the music was exciting for a moment
korvys: Disgea is a game that can be beat with a level 80 party, and has a level 10,000 cap, with reincarnation
Dog_of_Myth: JC approved
RatherLargeToad: it kind of depends on what Disgaea experience you want. if you just want to beat the game, then it’s not too bad on the grinding and levels stay under 100. but, if you want to do post game stuff, levels get up to 9999
neisan2112: Sorry you're gonna die in a couple weeks bro
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itsr67: crimson desert
The_Timo: esoteric ebb?
Kaaosa: phantasy star online blue burst
GasCityGaming: Crimson Deserty?
Seth_Erickson: Crimson Desert?
itsr67: I've heard ebb is good
Seth_Erickson: fantasy disco elysium
Strebenherz: haven't heard of that
itsr67: fantasy disco
RayFK: CRPG
GasCityGaming: oh, that does look good!
Simriel: Esoteric Ebb is so good. It's so weird and fun.
Kaaosa: i heard esoteric ebb was kinda doodoo in some ways
itsr67: you're a cleric on an adventure
Strebenherz: @Kaaosa de ro le would like to have a word
Kramburger: I saw that, it's pretty fun from what I saw
squirrel_stowaway: esoteric ebb is so good
Kaaosa: but i thought it was funny that people were calling it discword elysium
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I loooove discworld
Fanklok: Discworld is very good
Kaaosa: i only know it through osmosis
SnackPak_: it's pretty good
tajessa: Discworld is the best
Simriel: @kaaosa Really? Why? I am loving it
Fanklok: They're mostly on spotify
theambivalentagender: I heard discworld
ActualFactual: Shame that Ben can't read
saucemaster5000: discworld is good but you can read one and say "I get it"
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a Terry Pratchet joint
Strebenherz: terry prachett did good stuff. the books are all set in the same setting, but they can all be read separately
ContingentCat: Terry Pratchett is really good
ZombieHendrix: I recommend the BBC movie of Goings Postal for a good Discworld intro
Spades_Slicc: WerewolfRonika
JKBalch: I really want to see the stage play of Monstrous Regiment
lamina5432: you can do both, at the same time
thevikingbear__: How much do we think is left in this game?
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Kaaosa: @Simriel a friend of mine who played it wrote a pretty lengthy review of it and it boiled down to her not thinking the game had much to say beyond surface level takes
theambivalentagender: I just started getting my friend into Discworld
Strebenherz: what book did they start on?
ActualFactual: I feel dirty now
NoxStryx: Diskworld is cool, it is a satirical comedy and knowing that going in is important
theambivalentagender: @Strebenherz Guards Guards
CaptainCoriale: Pratchett wrote the first few Discworld books as a satire to the Conan the Barbarian-style fantasy that was popular at the time and then branched out from there.
NoxStryx: That was some stranger things music
Kaaosa: @Kaaosa she may be a one-off since i've definitely seen a lot of people raving about it, but i tend to have similar opinions to her so i'm probably not gonna play it, myself
Astramentha: @noxstryx it super was
Strebenherz: @CaptainCoriale that explains the color of magic's vibes well
CaptainCoriale: @Strebenherz ohhh yeah
Simriel: @kaaosa I mean It's less about politics and philosophy than Disco is but I don't think thats required for a good CRPG?
youcantlistentobuttons: BUT NO DESTINY SECRET LAIR?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
GasCityGaming: all the cosmetics together total over $100
Thefluffiestguineapig: @youcantlistentobuttons We don't need it
Seth_Erickson: the haters can hate a little bit
Shurtal: the Overwatch Neir thing is funny, cause Pod that floats around you will give away your position if you're crouched behind a wall
theambivalentagender: I think Guards Guards is a pretty good starter. I'm partial to Hogfather myself, even though there is some background info from previous books Hogfather explains itself well enough to not require previous reading
Strebenherz: @CaptainCoriale and like i forget the name but ircc color of magic specifically had a conan the barbarian stand-in they were poking fun at
Diabore: they need to do something, theyre down like 95% concurrent players from final shape
Simriel: @strebenherz His name is Cohen
Kaaosa: @Simriel yeah no shade at all to anyone who is digging it, but the thing i liked about disco is that it chose to delve deeper into the politics
itsr67: sts2 cosmetics would make them a bajillion dollars
EbDorian:
They cast Mind Control on my Fomo 
ActualFactual: Just be rich and buy anything you want without thinking, imo.
MacbethSeemsSus: Neoowwwwww
saucemaster5000: I want a neow plushie
noSmokeFire: reeal money googly eyes
Strebenherz: @Simriel PFT
CaptainCoriale: @Strebenherz Cohen the barbarian, and his Silver Horde that were a bunch of geriatric barbarians that were so good at their jobs that they lived to old age.
Strebenherz: amazing xD
itsr67: LMFAO
ActualFactual: hack destiny servers and steal the cosmetics
EbDorian:
like 7-11
SnackPak_: wow
trebuchetboy: Any chance of Sts2 on LRR?
Dog_of_Myth: wow
saucemaster5000: take that small business!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam on that true heel turn
arcaneIllumination: being broke has done wonders for my ability to control my fomo
SnackPak_: time to cancel adam
MrPipboy3000: Mom and pop can't afford lawyers ....
Simriel: @kaaosa Esoteric Ebb has political elements, but it's also about exploring this weird fantasy world. The case you are working has connections to a major election tho so
Juliamon: trebuchetboy literally the stream before this one
jchinnock: the Bezos Bois are back at it again!
trebuchetboy: @Juliamon aint no way
MacbethSeemsSus: That range.....
trebuchetboy: I gotta go guys
trebuchetboy:
episvont: Live let's nope, so rare!
ArtDecoSunburn: Alright. Enjoying Cronosing, all. Thanks, LRR Crew and Chat. I'm off for the night.
tehfewl: im slaying spire right now
itsr67: turns out a sequel to one of the best indie games of all time is also good
MacbethSeemsSus: I think the StS dev has still only made one public statement ever and that was to trash Unity
betweenmyself: Much as I enjoy StS, I’m getting a tad burnt out on early access games at this point; gonna wait for full release for #2
YFiddler: Cool noise
calculated_uncertainties: Hello there.
Juliamon: meanwhile, Serge will try Every Single One
hesterbyrde: I'm literally playing Valheim right now lol
gualdhar: is someone disparaging Odin's perfect video game, Valheim?
MacbethSeemsSus: That'll teach you for having an obvious weakspot
Jadaris: paid early access is such a plague on gaming
lamina5432: I might play an EA game through once and then when it launches again
Ferisar: if you were ammo how much ammo would you be
TehAmelie: now picturing Odin and Mimir streaming games
neisan2112:
Ayyyy
neisan2112: Oh
SnackPak_: neat
neisan2112: Welp
SquareDotCube: yeah I think this crafting burnout has not gotten any better
korvys: music bait
ActualFactual: What's it all about? Really?
YFiddler:
xantos69: Is it time for a melee build?
Ferisar: quick shine a flashlight in its face
Ferisar: the guy controlling it is gonna get real mad
MacbethSeemsSus: Wow
MacbethSeemsSus: selectively screwed by geometry
TehAmelie: it's spitting up giant worms. should probably get that looked at
Greendrag13: RE4?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dead space
TehAmelie: well, it won't have to worry about those worms now
lamina5432: bloodborne
youcantlistentobuttons: Dead Space
ActualFactual: does deadspace have any goo ones?
Saintnex: returnal
MrPipboy3000: Arkham Asylum
Ferisar: mr x on a tiny platform
Ferisar: obviously
hesterbyrde: The RE4 with the automaton? It was goofy fun
7gorobei: god of war
ThorSokar: Mr X?
Saintnex:
it is to me
ActualFactual: super mario
Ferisar: vanilla wow deadmines
MacbethSeemsSus: Animal Crossing
Boon_33: pokemon
Ferisar: vancleef
Ferisar: hardcore
Fanklok: Bloodborne
SnackPak_: its so scary
tajessa: Stardew valley
ButButTheJesus: Mass Effect
Saintnex:
returnal is horrifying lol
raulghoulia: Lee Carvello Putting Challenge
betweenmyself:
Minesweeper?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Pokopia
MrPipboy3000: Forza 3
Ferisar: actually no ben
Ferisar: stockades with a priest
ActualFactual: I'll have to improvise!
dumbo3k: Deadmines was my favorite dungeon, probably because I was an Alt-aholic
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tajessa:
@betweenmyself i mean you're trying to survive in a minefield, sounds pretty horrifying
calculated_uncertainties: Pathfinder... nerd
Ferisar: text: "Why?!" actual speech: "why."
Rhynerd: what was the name of the survival horror game where you were a girl who teamed up with a dog and could only run from enemies?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd From really early Let's Nope with Alex and Ben?
MacbethSeemsSus: Please tap her on the shoulder dude
Ferisar: let me read his journal entries wronika
Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes!
Astramentha: no
HorusFive: @MacbethSeemsSus Got there
SnackPak_: yeah, i guess
Athelgar: what an unnecessarily elaborate tool lol
TehAmelie: now it's getting Mass Effect
johnnylongtorso: all right, we tapped into the stock footage nexus
The_Timo: Will the ending just be it's a bootstrap paradox virus ? hope not
Rhynerd: the virus is making a hivemind, but we’re trying to make our own hivemind that can find a cure to everything
Ferisar: imagine getting deleted b/c your augment bonus is too stinky
Ferisar: so sad
Saintnex: I thought we were brain/soul eating humans to stick in a cyber conscience ala Soma
MacbethSeemsSus: According to wikipedia there's still two major plot points left
xantos69: Ya think?
Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is the Warden is the Pathfinder
Astramentha: the black mold got er
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, we absorbed a bunch of people so that's why it was so much data
frank_the_great: Howdy Ben, howdy Adam! Chat.
NoxStryx: My guess is that the Pathfinder is actually Dungeons and Dragons
Ferisar: nice
dumbo3k: @NoxStryx GASP
Ferisar: well done @NoxStryx
Thefluffiestguineapig: That last thing was an amalgamation and I bet that was part of the problem
BusTed:
MacbethSeemsSus: @NoxStryx Take...my....source book.....
itira:
@NoxStryx
e_bloc: some vorlon ass voice here
Boon_33: but you never even kissed
saucemaster5000: I'd throw red skull off the mountain
NoxStryx: It reminds me of that tornado place in Elden Ring
Thefluffiestguineapig: During the Subathon
tajessa: That was genuinely heart-warming
ThorSokar: here I thought the burn was gonna be "it has to be someone you love"
lochnessseammonster: it was beautiful. kiss your homies
MacbethSeemsSus: Toss James before the guardian tells you to sacrifice a loved one
Astramentha: they literally renewed their vows
public_key_reveal_party: They're overdosing on bone hurting juice o7
itira:
lochnessseammonster:
Astramentha: kekekeke
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, so we've been reset and reused I bet by the Warden. We keep being reused for some reason
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't puke inside the helmet
e_bloc: is this art
lochnessseammonster:
Ferisar: when i watched v for vendetta at age 15
saucemaster5000: why does he sound like he's chewing laffy taffy
Thefluffiestguineapig: When did the terminal break?
MacbethSeemsSus: Shouldn't have upgraded the terminal to Windows 11
itira: ewww
TehAmelie:
wait, we gotta use the Pathfinder to. . .find a way?
agentofsaruman69: try showering?
ghyllnox: @agentofsaruman69 You shouldn't get water in it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Yeah, seems about right for the level of subtlety of this game
ghyllnox: Your doc may be able to give you ear drops though
nicolebarbaraann: Sorry about the group chat ben I assume your phone is going crazy right now 😅😅😅
KevinTheShark: Cant get the terminal to work? Sounds like a skill issue
gualdhar: it's almost break time anyway
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nicolebarbaraann Hi Nicole, what have you been doing?
nicolebarbaraann: Ok adam
YFiddler:
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH oh dear
nicolebarbaraann: Im just finishing up work!!
nicolebarbaraann: Love u too buddy
lochnessseammonster:
neisan2112: Chair time!
MrPipboy3000: "Got you" "Nuh uh!"
thevikingbear__: You're the problem
thevikingbear__: Silver
thevikingbear__: Solver*
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mulligan2six: @thevikingbear__ parnets
KevinTheShark: Turning from a problem solver to a problem eliminator?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
neisan2112: Oh he's a Table!
YFiddler: Dr. Hibbert?
e_bloc: please, call me jason
Mr_Horrible: "Well they couldn't get Jesse because she was busy with Control"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc SHAUN
MacbethSeemsSus: Stay calm lady, your accent's going in and out
Mr_Horrible: "To Lowes. For some screws."
theambivalentagender: This is a weird therapy office, are you certified?
KevinTheShark: I can't take the orbs seriously
e_bloc: i ran so far away
kimmibeans: I bet she’s a spy. Damn Commies!
Boon_33: the illness causes accent loss
HorusFive: @kimmibeans That would explain all the red light, Comrade
SnackPak_: the dream
graal_smith: I know butt!
graal_smith: I'll have what she's having
KevinTheShark: Let us pray
e_bloc: the chair makes you nut
e_bloc: let us pray for peace and tranquility
MacbethSeemsSus: COME ON
itira:
oh my god
Seth_Erickson: it's so good
graal_smith: So precious
Boon_33: her precious
tajessa: Is that the second LOTR line this stream?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You CAN'T DO THAT
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: they've got your number
Thefluffiestguineapig: No LOTR reference
MacbethSeemsSus: At least PRETEND to be Ian McKellan!
graal_smith: The cold doesn't bother me anymore
saucemaster5000: gandalf was 25 years ago
ghyllnox: That's "conceal don't feel"
Mr_Horrible: you know, those 2 extremely similar fantasy properties
tajessa: @saucemaster5000 how dare you
graal_smith: @theambivalentagender Immortalized Ben's tomfoolery
e_bloc: yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I'm going to go crumble into fucking dust
KevinTheShark: AHH, don't we all just love trauma
graal_smith: You've betrayed me for the last time! AGAIN!
Seth_Erickson:
but their name starts with a T 
Boon_33: find the child, keep her secret, keep her safe?
TehAmelie: do you file with the the A:s? just checking in case i wanna change my username
graal_smith: Do you have any grey poupon?
Boon_33: ve will ask the questions!
itira:
BrindleBoar: THE MUFFIN MAN!
HorusFive: "I have just one more question. What is going on? Like explain the whole thing to me...."
johnnylongtorso: does he still live on Drury Lane?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane? Or he gets the milk again?
KevinTheShark: She's... Married to the muffin man...
saucemaster5000: I also heard thickness
tajessa: Down with the thiccness
Fanklok: Ben...
e_bloc: I;m down with the thiccness
graal_smith: Gah, they pap-smeared my FACE!
TehAmelie: you can cry on my steel chest plate
Boon_33: not even in the future, try the midwest.
KevinTheShark: Hugging always comes with dubstep wub wubs
xantos69: I'm having Nun of this.
graal_smith: @KevinTheShark HugStep
Darleysam: yep
Spades_Slicc: the dubs still step
TehAmelie: you can make it right now, just go "wub wub"
Fanklok: "music"
xantos69: Killing nuns is a bad habit? Is this anything?
Boon_33: Pigstep is better /
saucemaster5000: now do people still make happy hardcore?
Spades_Slicc: "Hello Back, I'm the Warden"
niccus: dubstep is for dads
kimmibeans: the wub wub still wubs
TehAmelie: why is the guy sitting around in that giant ostentatious half-cape by the way?
Darleysam:
theambivalentagender: Is there Daycore?
Fanklok: Nightcore will never die, though the youth does not know its true name
theambivalentagender: Duskcore?
MacbethSeemsSus: Make sure to take the connection from the Blue to Red lines.
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie aura farming
KevinTheShark: "Hey, look at this cool meme I found"
Juliamon: Warden please... the scenery doesn't need to be chewed any harder
Athelgar: are they going into the past to cause problems on purpose? cause it sure sounds like it
tajessa: We have the technology
protojman: pathfinders were oldwalkers?
HorusFive: @Athelgar Naw, I think it's just a perk
MacbethSeemsSus: Sure are throwing around a lot nouns big guy
YFiddler: Cool story
dumbo3k: Wodnerful... sure...
youcantlistentobuttons: This guy is the devil
MrPipboy3000: "What about the Terminal?" "Its not the best Tom Hanks movies, but we could watch it."
noisyblizzard: „and more“ sounds sus
e_bloc: to be fair, she just met her
Saintnex: kinda doubt it
Mr_Horrible: "his Galaxy Brain..."
Boon_33: hand on shoulder
KevinTheShark: Or... People just do stuff
Mr_Horrible: me when I question quasi-religious dogma
HorusFive: Listen to the people we want to save???? Heresy!
Bearudite:
ghyllnox: It sounds like his voice keeps changing to me
MacbethSeemsSus: @HorusFive Don't listen to the people we want to save? Heresy!
lamina5432: he likes cats so he can't be evil
KevinTheShark: I realised they have to chew the scenery so much during these scenes because they don't have faces to emote
youcantlistentobuttons: Be wary of fanatics with a singular vision.
Boon_33: We found the soul, but it's Buffy and she's in heaven... Do we resurrect her?
ghizmou: she owes rent so ... yeah
HorusFive: @Boon_33 Who cares what she wants?! Get her in here so we can make 3 more seasons
Boon_33: @HorusFive and a musical!
MacbethSeemsSus: Props to all me boss boys
Mr_Horrible: I figured Ben would be more gunshy about subway platforms after Mimesis
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Mr_Horrible: it grabs lines from your proximity chat, yeah
The_Color_Twelve: It's the skinwalker mimic mod made into a game
Strebenherz: the funniest bit had to be when they caught on to your safety catchphrase
TehAmelie: so now you know what it feels like to be Predatored?
hesterbyrde: That stream was so fun. I hope it gets another stream sometime like Repo
Mr_Horrible: some squamous beastie
TehAmelie: guns solve everything!
MacbethSeemsSus: Game...
MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if a developer snuck that in
e_bloc: game is self-aware
theambivalentagender: This game could have been an email
Ferisar: good news about requiem
Ferisar: nice and quick
Mr_Horrible: the danger of narratives with time-jumping is that you risk getting a little too precious with the meta-commentary
measureofhope: Love a good old wall o' flesh
BrindleBoar: @theambivalentagender "this meeting could have been a bar fight"
saucemaster5000: but are we making pogress?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's great
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't wait until you see RE9s ending cinematic
Mr_Horrible: oh I like the multi-axis aspect of that
TehAmelie: Boromir voice: they've got banelings
Mr_Horrible: kind of a neat pathfinding puzzle
Ferisar: no
Ferisar: lmao
MacbethSeemsSus: No
hesterbyrde: absolutely not
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: not in the slightest
MacbethSeemsSus: Not even close
Mr_Horrible: absolutely not lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pfffffft no
HorusFive: how amusing
The_Color_Twelve: Nope
lochnessseammonster:
Ferisar: "damn there's more evil residents out there"
saucemaster5000: they do find the one piece this time tho
Ferisar: "that's fucked up"
BrindleBoar: Leon will return in Resident Evil: Avengers
tycoonbosh: They're gonna milk that franchise until time ends
The_Color_Twelve: Or I'm sorry Neeeewpe
Kaaosa: first time playing a video game, adam?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 something something "D Virus"
saucemaster5000: lmao
Athelgar: "and now, FINALLY, Leon can be James Bond!"
Kaaosa: one piece? more like one piss
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: resi 9 basically ends with a "and make sure to tune in for resident evil 10, coming soon to a channel near you!"
The_Timo: yeah that awful visual monstrosity of a show
gualdhar: they discovered a doctor in training named Reginald Evil who was the big bad the whole time
public_key_reveal_party: Did you all hear that rumor they're making an animated one piece?
TehAmelie: this is Capcom, i mean, at least they stopped making Street Fighter 2s
Kaaosa: except for darkstalkers
Mr_Horrible: turns out, if most of them are good, you're in good shape
Kaaosa: we'll never see that again
itsr67: marisa... 2!
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
The_Color_Twelve: I saw that on the gaming news
saucemaster5000: too busy making unforced errors
Fanklok: <message deleted>Hey it's his second cousin, that's barely related
Mr_Horrible: a real "No one: Nobody at all: Not a soul:" meme
rosesmcgee: You think the capcom devs were putting feelers out, like "is this cool or we chillin?"
nymistrya: Oh so Street fighter cant have characters from Alabama now??
Mr_Horrible: I mean I think he's more himbo than malicious
Boon_33: I just hope that isn't related to street fighting culture.
Ferisar: the fact that it has art from world tour mode is crazy
4 raiders from RavenHillbrookInc have joined!
Bearudite: it was a big ole weirdchamp of capcom to do that
ActualFactual: barely related means they're realted!
Fanklok: <message deleted>I'm not and I agree
Kaaosa: @ActualFactual i remember that phoenix wright case
Boon_33: If you marry your cousin are you more likely to street fight?
Bearudite: blazblue on the other hand
MacbethSeemsSus: They also didn't need to tell anyone....
RavenHillbrookInc: HI. hows the spoops this fine evening?
Fanklok: <message deleted>Ferisar said that not me
Ferisar: LMAO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Be glad you aren't Irish
gualdhar: joke's on Ben we're all Adam and Eve's children
Mr_Horrible: well then blame Genghis Khan
niccus: bad news, you're both human
Kaaosa: the family tree should only connect us ONCE
Ferisar: i did not
lamina5432: ben I have some bad information for you
BrindleBoar: IIRC 50th cousins is the least related you can get
Ferisar: fuckin
SnackPak_: woooow
Fanklok: <message deleted>get got
lochnessseammonster:
Dog_of_Myth:
itira:
good try
frank_the_great: On the plus side, you're not related to the guy, which means you've got a shot
empyreon: lmao
saucemaster5000: nice shot
theambivalentagender: Technically we're all related, all modern humans come from a bottleneck population
Juliamon: boo box for that one
TehAmelie: but 9th or 10s cousins is as distant as you can get
Mr_Horrible: gotta fight for Purple 7-Character F-names now
WiJohn: Ben's on a strict no hominids rule for relationships
Nigouki: you do know humanity has already had genetic bottlenecks where we were down to like a few thousand people, so we're ALL related
Ferisar: prowler stance out of that one
HorusFive:
Mr_Horrible: go to the Funderdome
itira:
@Juliamon 
Thefluffiestguineapig:
tycoonbosh: Pick the traditional human path - just don't think about it
Mr_Horrible: damn no checkpoint for either of those shock boxes?
Saintnex: yea, I got some bad news if you’re looking for zero percent relations
frank_the_great: I'm not - I'm built different
theambivalentagender: Lmao I'm glad Nigouki got shot for the comment I also made
Kaaosa: your honor i'm just the genetic bottleneck because i'm irresistible
Bearudite: we are all siblings in humanity on earth
nymistrya: @frank_the_great Wrong?
Bearudite: but actual cousin stuff is fucked
7gorobei: are we all not cousin lovers?
nymistrya: Cuz same honestly
ActualFactual: I'm built diferent (worse)
thematic_content_warning: Like with Legos?
rosesmcgee: Easily
itsr67: I'm built different (negative)
Mr_Horrible: I'm built different - just like everyone else
itira: yeah. Adam
tajessa: Says the twitch streamer
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsr67 Same
Boon_33: It turns out the genes for not being Genhgis Khan were selected against... by Genhgis Khan.
Seth_Erickson: I could easily be built worse
lochnessseammonster: i'm built different: ie in miniature
empyreon: I'm built different (incorrectly)
NotCainNorAbel: My ankle to knee is 16.5" - different
tycoonbosh: They didn't say they were built better Adam
HorusFive: This whole fanbase is duilt bifferent
saucemaster5000: I'm built brutalist
MacbethSeemsSus: Your Honorable Savidan, i will prove over the course of this case my client is based
public_key_reveal_party: I'm built different. The difference being incorrectly
Kaaosa: i'm custom built
Bearudite: I am built different in a sub optimal way
Mr_Horrible: they can't really be that much worse - you let me back in here, after all
Shurtal: i'm duilt bifferent, does that count?
nymistrya: 1/144 scale. Yeet certainly not high grade
Boon_33: I share DNA with the bananna
Kaaosa: i'm like a chandelier in your escalade. just not stock
maximusjustin:
lochnessseammonster:
a photographer once called me a "pocket bridesmaid"
tycoonbosh: Fair, I was just trying to help
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a 5'0" person I am travel sized, and am duilt bifferent
frank_the_great:
trebuchetboy:
Im built different aka built worse
Kaaosa: adam throw out all the fruit in the office
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible let you back in is not the same as forget to put the cap back on the sewer pipe
The_Color_Twelve: I'm built different I have a leg for an arm
tryllebanjo: My legs are built different. They're strong as absolute fuck, utter tree trunks, but my compartment syndrome required double surgery to unlock it!
n3ther:
Thanks for keeping her healthy
Mr_Horrible: I am actually built different, I caused the Soviet Union to dissolve
saucemaster5000: good job!
Kaaosa: i thought ben was going to say he shared his dna with a banana
ActualFactual: there's at least one fruit
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 and I used to think they took their jailer duties seriously
frank_the_great: Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
ghyllnox:
Strebenherz: okay, WHAT is footsies in this context
TehAmelie: i'm built different, my fingers are unusually inflexible
Fanklok: inches or centimeters?
lochnessseammonster:
7gorobei: i am built redundant, i have had multiple 3rd sets of teeth: extra incisor and wisdom teeth after the 2nd set
Greendrag13: I have mixed opinions on visiting the Moonbase. I understand all the fruits there get crushed by Adam's thighs...
saucemaster5000: his fault for not confirming into the super
Boon_33: Do LRR members constantly measure their limbs?
Mr_Horrible: I mean, you just got me to check my own ankle-to-knee
Boon_33: That moonbase must be messing with their DNA
Mr_Horrible: so that's not nothing
tycoonbosh: Do we not think that Ashley also celebrates James' wins?
SnackPak_: next time
Mr_Horrible: hit it all with a hairdryer as you take it out
TehAmelie: they've invented the brand new pseudoscience kneenology
Mr_Horrible: it's how he stays relatable
BrindleBoar: @Boon_33 gotta make sure no one's been Amigara Fault'd
frank_the_great: Redemption arc
lochnessseammonster:
BusTed: did it for the vine
Mr_Horrible: the amount that you fuck yourself up for these bits is admirable, but a little concerning
Boon_33: !holes
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e_bloc: if at first you do not succeed, do a billion squats
tryllebanjo:
I'm sure the watermelon had it coming, though
Athelgar: save point?
Jadaris: @BrindleBoar brrrrrr
frank_the_great: It's just like the electricity from pokopia
RayFK: What the cum noises?
public_key_reveal_party: The lrr soundboard
Juliamon: along side the Ian sound, maybe the Jacob sound
Mr_Horrible:
Adam would never break Milk, that's like his favorite chatter
e_bloc: finally justified that tarp budget
MacbethSeemsSus: The milk seemed to pour out forever
frank_the_great: Moments of release from LRR members (working title)
Juliamon: Serge for sure has had some
measureofhope: Oh lovely, it's Christmas
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e_bloc: cam hittin a table??
Fanklok: Oh hey they have their easter tree up
ghyllnox: Wheeler just does the dark souls "auhhh" all the time
TehAmelie: does Beej still use the "release" warning signal?
SnackPak_:
Boon_33:
ghyllnox: Good headshot anim
Mr_Horrible: "AAAA-"
itira:
Mr_Horrible: literal looney tunes shit
Mr_Horrible: perfection
shendaras: yaow!
frank_the_great: His dolphin impression is pretty good too
Mr_Horrible: YEEEAOW
saucemaster5000: yeeeeAOW!
Mr_Horrible: we got something timeless out of that brief stint at Yakuza
MacbethSeemsSus: I feel like Alex's laugh could be included
Saintnex:
hear the yaOI?
Mr_Horrible: nah they're actually goated for that
Mr_Horrible: gamers deserve less
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm hearing that as Kermit
tryllebanjo: Slurp juice for bullets pleez
theambivalentagender: What is that muppet-ass voice?
Kaaosa: gundam?
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait this dude sounds....normal
Mr_Horrible: "For one thing, I sound like I'm from Boston"
Boon_33: Adam NO
TehAmelie: kitty!
ActualFactual: Ben.
Boon_33: there are limits
VrolikSyndrome: myeow
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: at last, we can cancel Adam
JKBalch: Time out Adam
Mr_Horrible: damn, he juked me
ActualFactual: Adam's renewed for another season, sorry y'all
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible:
Adam was on the Gus Bus from day 1 
SnackPak_: thats the story I heard
iconicshadow89: is the cat the pathfinder?
saucemaster5000: Adam said he would take remy away
Boon_33: Threating to kill a cat is the most cat loving behavior. Actually doing it is evil.
Mr_Horrible: Nicold War
Astramentha: Adam how could u
ghyllnox: And aren't you glad for it, Ben?
Fanklok: Nicole said you thought it was a really good idea, would they lie????
NotCainNorAbel: Adam made the correct choice
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam was present when a cat was acquired
ThorSokar:
Adam made someone who's allergic to cats get a cat
nicolebarbaraann: Wait I just came back and heard my name am I in trouble
BusTed: but hasn't history proven adam right
calculated_uncertainties: Nichole would never lie, right?
Juliamon: nicolebarbaraann you are being slandered
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible damn, you got writers now?
thematic_content_warning: Cats or dogs better?
TehAmelie: everyone has that friend who will go "mom, [your name] wants ice cream!"
Mr_Horrible: Adam seeing the hook and still going "...but it look kinda tasty tho""
nicolebarbaraann: SLANDERED!?!?!?
ghyllnox: @nicolebarbaraann Sorta?
e_bloc: unfortunately Adam is un-cancleable due to his service to society
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 yeah, unfortunately they're worse than I am
Boon_33: @thematic_content_warning depends on the situation
tycoonbosh: It's not slander if it's true
nicolebarbaraann: Adam was BEGGING me to get a cat
Mr_Horrible: that sounds like him, yeah
Mr_Horrible: I can picture this in my mind's eye
VrolikSyndrome: Maybe it's about what's left UNsaid.
ContingentCat: To be fair, he's a good cat
Dog_of_Myth:
abaddon2501: If they took your essences did you lose the bonus damage to flaming enemies and extra pistol damage?
nicolebarbaraann: Adam was like "omg this place could use a cat"
tryllebanjo: That's what I've been saying to my dad for years!
Fanklok: "You need a talking cat to go with your talking dog that only talks to me"
BusTed: Making demands like an Animal Crossing guest
theambivalentagender: "You know what this fucking place needs? A cat." Me at every apartment I go to
Boon_33: cat scratches incrase your calf size by 2cm.
MacbethSeemsSus: *throws cat into apartment* Enjoy suckers!
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ghyllnox: "This place could use approximately 16 knives"
Mr_Horrible: heyyooooooo
tryllebanjo: But Ben, do you have a cute katchen?
VrolikSyndrome: baited
nicolebarbaraann: Awe ty for the gift!!
saucemaster5000: once you have an apron you are officially cute
nicolebarbaraann: I got ben a lil apron for his Lil bookings!
Boon_33:
Juliamon: god this fuckin game
nicolebarbaraann: Cookings*
Micalovits: Trapped in your cycles of guilt
Ferisar: i thought you were gonna say sponsorship with the phylactery
e_bloc: cronos, hands of fate
Bearudite: the oubliette
NotCainNorAbel: I once heard from a great streamer "This game sucks"
Ferisar: like damn ok
Boon_33: and checkpoints, like never.
VrolikSyndrome: @saucemaster5000 what if I only own an apron because I pilfered it from a previous job?
BrindleBoar: outplayed
n3ther: all according to keikaku
Mr_Horrible: damn, Bloober's paying Adam directly, now I have to kinda like them a bit
ghyllnox:
Awwwww
saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome an apron is an apron
n3ther: *there there*
The_Color_Twelve:
nicolebarbaraann: You liar
ContingentCat: Ben wins
TehAmelie: my cousin loves cats and gets more allergic every year. such tragedy
nicolebarbaraann: I hug you every time i see you and you hate it!!
ghyllnox: Now when does Ben and/or Nicole pressure Adam to get a cat
Athelgar: with all those tentacles, what could they be offering you BUT a hug?
itira: get hugged nerd
Boon_33: chicks dig it
Mr_Horrible: you two just hug the water tank in the winter
Mr_Horrible: before someone needs to shower
ActualFactual: mr last game magic
Ferisar: aram until midnight right ben
nicolebarbaraann: Early beddy by time so nice
SimGuy3k: bed time is not before midnight!
WiJohn: That seemed familiar
youcantlistentobuttons: clip that
Boon_33:
this game
tryllebanjo: those rudeass corpse monsters
youcantlistentobuttons: holy shit
youcantlistentobuttons: That was deja vu
tajessa: Let's nope it forward
Mr_Horrible: I was gonna talk smack but I have also died to the same command grab multiple times in a row, *many* times
VrolikSyndrome: RE9 ain't EVER happening
MacbethSeemsSus: 2025: Year of Last of Us 2 2026: Year of Cronus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, get RE9 way after the hype
frank_the_great: It is nice that you play the games all the way through
Ferisar: Cronus: a new office
TehAmelie: at least RE9 will be in the bargain bin when you get there huh
VrolikSyndrome: one tap
ActualFactual: a true display of skill
Mr_Horrible: nothing scarier than the human capacity to stubbornly refuse defeat
NotCainNorAbel: What if we made it fun?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same guys, same design
VrolikSyndrome: The pustules? Oh yeah, they're going in again.
BusTed: But we're done with those pustule things that pop, right?
saucemaster5000: the guy who writes alex pops in to make a suggestion, they ask him to leave
Mr_Horrible:
Sorry Ben, they used up all their budget making the SH2 Remake too long
MacbethSeemsSus: Get out of the planning meeting Jakob
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ActualFactual: Ben, if they add more enemies they gotta design, code, make art assets, etc for them, and that costs infinite money
Fanklok: To increase the difficuly later in the game we'll cover everything in those little explody fucks, plus it'll triple the amount of time it takes to taverse
Seth_Erickson: Will you guys be playing Reanimal at all Ben?
The_Color_Twelve: It's my job to be repetitive
VrolikSyndrome: It's VERY scary, I promise.
Mr_Horrible: and yet it's still better about it than Callisto
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reanimal, the new Little Nightmares game, Amanda the Adventureer 3
MacbethSeemsSus: Limited ammo make games scarier right?
theambivalentagender: It's a good time to be a what fan?
ActualFactual: 7 nights a week letsnope
TehAmelie: but none of that Dark Souls business of freaky cool enemies that show up just once or twice ever
saucemaster5000: did bloober also do callisto? dang
Dog_of_Myth: Let's Nope 2
gualdhar: clip it, he admitted it
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "We should have more Let's Nope" - Ben, just now
Mr_Horrible: The Month Of Nope
nymistrya: Month long LetsNope confirmed gamers
CaptainSpam: Let's Noper
darkhalcyon: I gotta make sure Scarlet Hollow is on your list of games to play in the eventual
The_Color_Twelve: More let's hope you say?
Astramentha:
24/7 let’s nope you heard it here folks
Ferisar: LMAOOOOOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth: ahahhaahah
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
VrolikSyndrome: ??????????????
BusTed: it looked like it slipped in its own acid blood
Ferisar: HOLY FUCK
MacbethSeemsSus: OH MY GOD
rosesmcgee: Let's Nope: The First 15, and it's just 15 minutes each game
frank_the_great: Let's Nope but you marathon a game. Desert Nope
shendaras: 10%
VrolikSyndrome: This game SUCKS dude
BusTed:
Fanklok: Yo fuck this game
itsr67: no way
saucemaster5000: neat
SalamiSuperstar:
Saintnex: heheh
tajessa: Lolololololol
tryllebanjo:
Juliamon: !clip
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ghyllnox:
frank_the_great: bro
Boon_33: suggest games for garbage day, make Alex do some.
nicolebarbaraann: Ben actually cries in bed at night wishing he could play games with Adam every night
ContingentCat: Whoops
betweenmyself: that was ice cold, game
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Rhynerd: @saucemaster5000 that was a different company
ActualFactual: It actually starts you further back with each death
tryllebanjo: blaaaarrrgggghhh
The_Color_Twelve: Amazing
itsr67: LOOOOOOOOOL
TehAmelie: jumpscares is old news, let's do jump deaths
SnackPak_: woof
rosesmcgee: ggs? ggs!
Ferisar: "oh you got some ammo!"
tajessa: Fuckinnnnnn
Ferisar: fuck
MacbethSeemsSus: Voice in your head: you can just quit
Boon_33: A weapon so powerful it takes 3 keys.
NimrodXIV: You are allowed to stop. Really.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, is this ground hog day for this game?
lamina5432: these check points are the reason this is taking so long
Thefluffiestguineapig: *stream?
theambivalentagender: Don't forget you're here forever
VrolikSyndrome: Yeah that was the problem here.
Bearudite: you could just stop and we would not say shit
thematic_content_warning: You could get through more games if you didn't finish all the ones that drag
tryllebanjo: Now it's just Jump Chored.
The_Color_Twelve: Don't forget, you're here forever
VrolikSyndrome: Definitely.
nicolebarbaraann: @NimrodXIV You clearly dont know this masochists lmao
Bearudite: gameplay
NimrodXIV: @nicolebarbaraann LOL but I do want them to enjoy what they're doing
Ferisar: chemical x
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's gonna speedrun this game soon enough
VrolikSyndrome: SUCKS
Boon_33:
nicolebarbaraann: @NimrodXIV I can't even imagine how this is enjoyable lmao
Mr_Horrible: delicious delicious shell patch
CaptainSpam: Honks has not yet been called.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nicolebarbaraann We want them not to feel compelled to finish a game just to finish a game
theambivalentagender: Adam has reached a mode of zen we all aspire to
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Is "honks on bobo" our measure?
pimiento: what a concept!
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait Graham's not outside the door with a whip?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Captain Spam you got me, I laughed out loud at that
lochnessseammonster:
TehAmelie: it's like all the medical procedures in The Pitt, the game is just background music in this show
Fanklok: Yeah I remember when Adam cancled Adam's Gamehaus
Mr_Horrible: that's when they pull out the Adam effigy doll and cast a geas upon you
SnackPak_: the ol' quiet quit
HorusFive: Imagine supporting your coworker's mental health and enjoyment
Astramentha: it’s ok we know Paul is outside with a gun
nymistrya: Communication? In this Stream?
frank_the_great: Breaking kayfabe
e_bloc: not to underplay it, but honestly thats just courtesy
theambivalentagender: @Astramentha "hello!"
Mr_Horrible: because funny
ContingentCat: Yup, I like that about you guys I know you guys are enjoying it
Fanklok: Where else would you play golf?
Astramentha: @theambivalentagender pffffft
e_bloc: say hello to my little friend (in Paul's voice
public_key_reveal_party: I genuines
Mr_Horrible: "We need an excuse to get Adam into the office so James can Dilly Bar him"
CaptainSpam: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've noticed it's usually when Adam declares something honks, it's really bad.
lochnessseammonster:
sure is
Mr_Horrible: less stressful than raiding on reset day
e_bloc: agree
SnackPak_: that was almost so cool
public_key_reveal_party: I genuinely just assumed Adam just liked having an excuse to stream whatever he was interested in
theambivalentagender: I too have fond memories of hanging out with friends while they bashed their heads against frustrating games.
theambivalentagender: Like legitimately
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam I also enjoy the phrase "honks on bobo" so now that's going to be the Let's Nope scale. So if the worst is "honks on bobo" what's the best?
SnackPak_: wow rude
Bearudite: lookin for a nun
MacbethSeemsSus: I want to be clear, I love watching terrible movies and this is scratching that itch
Mr_Horrible: crate on the table there? Am I seeing that right?
VrolikSyndrome: What about getting exploded by a green pustule and dying?
frank_the_great: This game needs keys
Mr_Horrible: and now he's back down to one head
TehAmelie: clearly we are time travelers cause the TVs are showing static
Mr_Horrible: and they're gonna play The Outer Limits or whatever the Alan Wake show was
Boon_33: wow, a mechanic where you push an object on a single path,
Mr_Horrible:
Benjamin stop spoiling
MacbethSeemsSus: Welcome to.....the exile zone
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun ben and adam. Not into the spoops, but I wanted to mention, thanks to the new behind the scenes video, my head canon is that Adam is your son, Ben. With James.
Boon_33: wall hole is made for you.
e_bloc: chill just turn on fox news
neisan2112: Think its the other door outside
Boon_33: Just on time
thedepthandbreadthofseth: And he traveled back from the future a la Cable.
JinaMahavira: You were huge, brother
e_bloc: I demand a paternity test
MacbethSeemsSus: You only moved in 3 years ago
Dog_of_Myth: it's a good video
Mr_Horrible: I do enjoy the Loading Times
neisan2112: Only took 3 years
NotCainNorAbel: you tore apart pipes
Ferisar: now you're a tyrannosaurus rex but if it had big arms
Bearudite: hyper viper beam
neisan2112: It was worth it tho
rosesmcgee: Techno organic virus
Shurtal: techno organic virus
Dog_of_Myth: Techno organic virus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cyborgh
Saintnex: just slightly sad we didn’t get to see Adam take a whack at the wall
duiker6: @e_bloc the test is adam asking, "are you my dad" and then ignoring the answer
Boon_33: Adam certainly can't play cannon wolverine.
TehAmelie: it is an alien space robot arm
RatherLargeToad:
Kaaosa: he's that guy from that game that ended up being warframe
e_bloc: yeah too bad his dad sucks ass
ActualFactual: beast is the smart one
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok, no more spoips for me. Glhf bois.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian might be Beast
Juliamon: KITTY
Mr_Horrible: I thought for the first second after Ben said "Toad" that he'd be going "HEY" with the big mushroom head
e_bloc: also beast is a genius
duiker6: CAT
Saintnex: I’d say Paul could be Beast
Ferisar: yea
ContingentCat: Cat!
Kaaosa: jubilation lee is a little too on the nose for ben
e_bloc: yeah but beast is like top 5 in knowledge in the entire mcu
TehAmelie: Paul's beard growing powers also fit
Ferisar: you're smart enough to do tic tac toe right on boss one
Boon_33: Ben would be a good... wheelchair for X
Ferisar: i believe in you there
frank_the_great: Ben has glasses, works with lights, and shows leadership material. He's Cyclops
Ferisar: they do give 'em the stats yea
Saintnex: they do Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: They do
Churchycol: why are these handsome gentlepeople playing a dogshit game
public_key_reveal_party: They do
saucemaster5000: overpower card game ruled
Kaaosa: the power scalers will apply stats to anything
SnackPak_: the knowledge creep in the MCU is out of control
shendaras: Who gets to be Storm?
HorusFive: They absoultely do have stats. They make no sense- but they're there
e_bloc: there is actually a lot of canon detail about things like that
Boon_33: Wolverine!
VrolikSyndrome: You ARE Canadian.
Kaaosa: that makes you nightcrawler
Ferisar: lmao
saucemaster5000: you can be mole man ben
HorusFive: Nightcrawler
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nightcrawler probably
Mr_Horrible: you need to be able to handle a deeper massage to be Wolverine
neisan2112: Too tall still
The_Timo: Nah, maybe puck
Boon_33: and the plaid, Woverine!
MirrorDisco: what about Nightcrawler? ❤️
Kaaosa: ben also fought in world war 2
saucemaster5000: except that
rosesmcgee: I was saying Boo urns
mulligan2six: I was saying boo-urns
10of9: James would def be Cyclops
HorusFive: Are you catholic? And will you swordfight?
frank_the_great: Aren't they all Canadian? Team of Wolverines
Ferisar: don't you have to be religious for nightcrawler
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Ben, you’re Puck from Alpha Flight
mulligan2six: @rosesmcgee Shared braincell
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Ben you don't have the resistance to be Wolverine, you can't handle a Medical massage
The_Timo: Look up Puck, that's a fit
Boon_33: The plaid sells a good wolverine
Ferisar: or am i thinking of a different guy
rosesmcgee:
@mulligan2six
Kaaosa: james doesn't wear glasses or a visor
protojman: Cyclops is a boy scout
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like Paul would be nightcrawler, he just sorta shows up wherever he is needed with perfect timing
Churchycol: @HorusFive incredible reference
The_Color_Twelve: I was also thinking Puck
Boon_33: Adam is Colossus
SnackPak_: classic James
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
nymistrya: I shouldn't have been surprised I was Trans given how much I loved Mystique
SquareDotCube: Adam just wants fist dimension eyes
Mr_Horrible: not untrue
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is too much of a shit disturber to be Cyclops
saucemaster5000: adam is definitely colossus
rosesmcgee: Too real
lamina5432: I feel like adam leading might be a bit chaotic
xantos69: Well... that is my head cannon now.
NimrodXIV: I mean
MacbethSeemsSus: Who's the xmen who's power is they can blow up once?
Kaaosa: nobody wants to be cyclops
Ferisar: more like biclops
Ferisar: sorry
rosesmcgee: Mutants don't get to choose their powers
Churchycol: Adam's bishop
theambivalentagender: Who's Professor X?
niccus: but cyclops and magik get to have the angstiest storylines
mulligan2six: You have been relegated to the himbo dimension
Boon_33: Adam'd be an ok Bishop
Kaaosa: adam can be toad
e_bloc: its comics, you could just be alternate storyline cyclops
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender Is it Paul?
Boon_33: Paul
Churchycol: G is X
MirrorDisco: where’s Rogue and Gambit? 🤣❤️
saucemaster5000: no ian is morph
SnackPak_: Ian is Storm
Kaaosa: you know who else is bald?
lamina5432: cam is night crawler
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like Graham could do professor x
Kaaosa: bolvar
VrolikSyndrome: Who has the greatest capacity for evil?
calculated_uncertainties: be nightcrawler, you can do the eastern european accent!
Athelgar: Dale?
VrolikSyndrome: Under the guise of doing good?
Orestes290: Paul is Forge
HorusFive: "To me my LRR-Men"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is who is the one who can make anything he can imagine?
Ferisar: it's guy time
ActualFactual: I'm bald and use a wheelchair, and I'm psychic, so I might make a good prof X, idk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is Forge
e_bloc: yeah that works
itsr67: ICEMAN
rosesmcgee: Who is Iceman?
betweenmyself:
give Ian a few weeks and he’ll have a functioning Danger Room set up in the Moon Base
Fanklok: James would be Iceman
Churchycol: Oh wait Adam would be a kickass Iceman
MirrorDisco: What about Havoc or Ice Man?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Beej is Morph
The_Timo: MOOOORRRPH!!
Mr_Horrible: Beej is Mojo
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
VrolikSyndrome: Why you gotta talk shit about my boy Bobby?
saucemaster5000: oh yeah beej is mojo
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Kathleen is Emma Frost
rosesmcgee: Beej is morph because he owns the suit
MacbethSeemsSus: Heather's Magik right?
Kaaosa: i think adam is peter parker
Churchycol: Beej is Moon Knight and it is not close
Fanklok: I spent a good 5 minutes trying to think of who the most boring X man is
e_bloc: james could be my wingman any time
public_key_reveal_party: My question is who would gibb be?
protojman: something something globb hermann
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Fanklok Forget-Me-Not
videogameprotagonist: Feel like Adam is collosus
Fanklok: James
calculated_uncertainties: @public_key_reveal_party Gib is professor X.
e_bloc: I mean jubilee ate ass originally
Boon_33: Do we give Gambit to Matt?
e_bloc: and I mean that in a bad way
Churchycol: did we figure out who Wheeler is?
HorusFive: @Churchycol Magneto?
e_bloc: I mean Adam could be gambit, he has the accent
Athelgar: @calculated_uncertainties would that make Bartleby Cassandra Nova?
Shurtal: I feel like Adam could do a great Xman Arcade Collosus Yell
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly fair
Churchycol: @HorusFive i was thinking about it
rosesmcgee: Gambit is Wheeler, he has the most cards
public_key_reveal_party: @e_bloc I was like "wait how'd they have that in the comics?"
ActualFactual: no
Lysander_salamander: ohno
VrolikSyndrome: Wrap it up.
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Mr_Horrible: survey says:
NotCainNorAbel: fuck
neisan2112: No
VrolikSyndrome: Flush it.
calculated_uncertainties: @Athelgar Gonna be honest, you're beyond my X-men knowledge, so sure?
Dog_of_Myth: o7
SnackPak_: rip
Boon_33: Do we give Rogue to Jordynne?
VrolikSyndrome: SUCKS
rosesmcgee: lmao
Lysander_salamander: aaaaaaaa
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: like Matt, Gambit does Petty Catty Bitch really well
empyreon:
TehAmelie: i thought Xavier would have to be Wheeler
noSmokeFire: cut to commercial
HorusFive:
Vinewood_OG: F
Saintnex: hahahaha
e_bloc: lol
Ferisar: cronus a new save
itira:
MirrorDisco: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Churchycol: This is gonna be terrible to wake up to mid youtube vod
NimrodXIV: Uninstall
rosesmcgee: lmfao
adept_nekomancer: welp
Morrigan9: same time next week....same place
public_key_reveal_party:
JKBalch: Well folks, that's it
saucemaster5000: life comes at you pretty fast sometimes
ghyllnox: F
NotCainNorAbel:
500
pimiento: alt-F4 to save
Boon_33:
Lysander_salamander: It's the game's fault
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
MacbethSeemsSus: No one would judge if the game mysteriously got uninstalled
itsr67: game sux
duiker6: cyclops would have saved
Strebenherz:
200 y'all deserve some bits for the frustration
Anubis169: !patreon
ThorSokar: Adam is clearly gambit
SquareDotCube: That would mean Beej is Nightcrawler?
couchboyj: Cyclops never forgets to save
Anubis169: !store
lamina5432: gnight
Saintnex: cyclops woulda remembered to save
The_Timo: Cyclops sucks, punches people with his eyes
xantos69:
50 Bits.
e_bloc: thank you spoopers
hesterbyrde: Thank y'all for the stream!
MirrorDisco: Cyclops is my partner’s favorite too ❤️
VrolikSyndrome: myeow
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #9118: "Now he's caressing and feeling up the monitor." —Ben, about Matt
MirrorDisco: Thank you!
Mr_Horrible: something nice about when it just hits the natty perfect 30 seconds of clip
Juliamon: you yelled so loud you woke up Anubis
Kaaosa: oh wait
empyreon:
Vinewood_OG:
Kaaosa: adam and ben are cloak and dagger
Anubis169: I was up anyway Juliamon
tajessa:
Kaaosa: duh
JinaMahavira: gotta get it in when you can
Dog_of_Myth:
rosesmcgee: It's objectively not
Nigouki: that's the next week stream title
VrolikSyndrome subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months, currently on a 35 month streak!
VrolikSyndrome: the big three-oh
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, VrolikSyndrome! (Today's storm count: 61)
itsr67: frogs r gone
Anubis169: !schedule
e_bloc: I mean i like turtles
GasCityGaming: Spray paint in white, done!
public_key_reveal_party: I forgot the long game was back
MacbethSeemsSus: called Mr Bowman
neisan2112: Mr. Bowmen
Mr_Horrible: "gameplay"
HorusFive:
SnackPak_: exciting
e_bloc: I love pauper commander
RatherLargeToad: my pauper deck is Uurg. Spawn of Turg
neisan2112: Groooos, I love it
e_bloc: gary is fine at 7
Mr_Horrible: Tor Wokey
Mr_Horrible: the spite play is powerful
Greendrag13: heck. Gonna be in the woods that day. No live Live for me
gualdhar: time to grab my axe
calculated_uncertainties: I'll take more CFUT
VrolikSyndrome: He does that.
VrolikSyndrome: Often.
hesterbyrde: Paul comes running in with a roll of gaffe tape
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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far2muchsarcasm: cut to highlights
lamina5432: I feel like something will happen
Thefluffiestguineapig:
RatherLargeToad: *quickly hides cable cutters*
e_bloc: is your internet running now ?
Anubis169: the sub welcomeninining
mulligan2six: @e_bloc They better go catch it!
itsr67: ARES
Anubis169: ohh one more month catcard!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Darn tootin
lochnessseammonster:
VrolikSyndrome: HEY
VrolikSyndrome: I resemble that comment.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: how are they meaner to Vrolik when they put *me* in the box?
tajessa: Thanks for the stream!
Seth_Erickson: gonna need to employ the rat shaker
Anubis169:
baaaaaai 
itira: ok bye
Mr_Horrible: strange
lochnessseammonster:
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
far2muchsarcasm:
saucemaster5000: @itsr67 wait itsr I have a question
EbDorian:
SnackPak_: fuck the ending
Mr_Horrible: lol
ghyllnox:
Anubis169: hehehehe
Lysander_salamander: aw
itsr67: @saucemaster5000 ?
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: "Adam made me do it"
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
MacbethSeemsSus: Cronus can be a punishment when Let's Nope is bad
shendaras:
Anubis169: home time!
Nigouki: Gus does need more friends
saucemaster5000: @itsr67 you ever see buck with his pants down?
Anubis169:
public_key_reveal_party:
lamina5432: to seabats channel
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Anubis169: cheers for the stream dudes!
calculated_uncertainties:
itsr67: @saucemaster5000 uhhh no
Mr_Horrible: very funny to leave the game audio still going
serramarkov: G'night, all!
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