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 TheMerricat: So I seriously doubt that this will impact LRRPlay in the slightest but just a heads up in case it matters, the Arena subreddit is full of posts today saying the daily rewards and ranking 'upgrades' for winining ranked matches are all mucked up today with folk not getting the rewards for completing quests and ranks going wonky like being reset back to Spark tier when you win a ranked match.
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 Gekyouryuu: G, I'm rewatching your FF7 PiF atm, currently on episode 5 when you get to Gold Saucer for the first time. Do you think Clive in FF16 has a white chocobo as a reference to the fact that there's a white chocobo named Clive in the Gold Saucer Chocobo Races?
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 TehAmelie: hello magic friends
  TXC2: hello TehAmelie  welcome
  Foxmar320: wait?! LRR plays Magic?!?
SilasLunark: I know its considerably after the fact but would you ever want to stream some FF7R for the fine folks at home
 TehAmelie: must be after my time
 BrowneePointz: they were in the 87 series as well
 Gekyouryuu: RED black? Graham is colorblind!
 BrowneePointz: but looked different
 TheMerricat: "Groundchuck is a mutant bull from the original cartoon. He and Dirtbag turned against Shredder to take on the Turtles on their own after they were accidentally mutated by Rocksteady and Bebop. ("Planet of the Turtleoids, Part 1") "
 Athelgar: from the MAnhatten Project game for sure
 Strebenherz: Good afternoon Graham
SilasLunark: Its cube but some bad cards
 TehAmelie: mono brown chaos sounds funny
 Kentosaurus: A curated draft sounds like a cube to me
 ArdCollider: h'lo chat, Graham
 couchboyj: Is it singleton like cube is?
  TXC2: hello ArdCollider  welcome
 TehAmelie: that was quick huh
thalcot: hi all. being sick sucks
  TXC2: hello thalcot  hope you get well soon
darkpks2: equipment
thalcot: ty
darkpks2: familiar rabbit
 Laurence72: Rabattery!
 TehAmelie: i guess it's gonna be 5 color artifacts
 couchboyj: I *think* it has normal pack rarity distribution,  which is not usually a cube thing
SilasLunark: Runaway trin
  TXC2: !card runaway train
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 TheMerricat: !card runaway
  LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
darkpks2: great killspell too
 BrowneePointz: Runaway Freighter
 BrowneePointz: I think
 BrowneePointz: or Runaway Express?
thalcot: I like that they made a second runaway-train-themed card and just used two synonyms
 TheMerricat: !card Renegade Freighter ?
  LRRbot: Renegade Freighter [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/3] | Whenever this Vehicle attacks, it gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. / Crew 2
 Athelgar: wasnt there one in OTJ as well?
darkpks2: 45 deathtouch yoo
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  TXC2: the point is Trains good, cars bad
 TheMerricat: Untethered gets to keep it's counters, it keeps growing.
 TheMerricat: Renegade loses its and takes more crew.
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  TXC2: not like "eww", more like "how dare it"
 TehAmelie: "twenty dollars?"
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 Strebenherz: Re: trains, thought you were thinking about suplex
Seventy111: What format is this nonsense?
  TXC2: Seventy111  premiere draft remix: artifacts
Seventy111: Aha thank you
  TXC2: AKA an artifact focused not quite cube
SilasLunark: Yay it the compressed wolf
 kristian_fischer: Evening, G and everyone
  TXC2: hello kristian_fischer  welcome
 couchboyj: No pick 2, Turtles didn't get the votes
 seemsdeece: Deadly dispute is kinda nuts no?
 kristian_fischer: Lion Sash, aka Meowing Belt
  TXC2: "what colours are we?" "all the colours of the rainbow, comrade"
 seemsdeece: We're not in blue but my beloved fish is here
SilasLunark: @kristian_fischer Made me snort
 kristian_fischer: Palladium Myr? I haven't heard that name in... :trails off:
wiigamer1995: os this cube?
SilasLunark: Graham i think were old
  TXC2: wiigamer1995  not quite
 Gekyouryuu: Of course it is, Graham. It's a robotic lion, so it played "cat sound dot wav" the royalty free noise they use on kamigawa
SilasLunark: You now have a child who can play magic
 seemsdeece: Kinda like a game objects mini set?
wiigamer1995: soo what is this format?
 pleonasticTautology: hi graham
 pleonasticTautology: hi chat
 kristian_fischer: @SilasLunark The truth can hurt, you know
 TehAmelie: i guess you could make a cube work like this but it takes some elaborate shuffling procedures
  TXC2: wiigamer1995  an all artifact matters draft set
SilasLunark: Its technically a cube, its not THE cube
 pleonasticTautology: i'm doing decent! back hurts but it's raining, so
  TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology  welcome
 pleonasticTautology: really excited for strixhaven, doing 6 prereleases again
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 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 hey txc2!
 30teracyte: if you're doing sacrifice stuff, plunderer is very powerful
Sogheim: thanks for having me, it's great to be here
 pleonasticTautology: @Sogheim thank you for being here, it's great to have you
SilasLunark: Plunderer goes infinite if you sneeze near it
 TehAmelie: i don't know what your'e doing either so that's fine
 pleonasticTautology: we did 6 ECL prereleases
  TXC2: nothing does work quite like the word "again"
 seemsdeece: I would simply die if I did that many in one weekend
 lamina5432: multiple stores maybe?
 Diabore: i can max out at 3 per set
Ranakel: Best I could do is four.
 pleonasticTautology: 2 at crow's nest (DBFH sponsor!) and 4 at mox seattle
 couchboyj: 4+2, must be getting a bachelor's and a masters
 pleonasticTautology: i'll be spending all of sunday at mox (again)
SilasLunark: Id love to have the money and time to do 6
 pleonasticTautology: it is! especially since they all know me lmao
 pleonasticTautology: apprenticed as a judge there for a bit
 TehAmelie: at last, a use for Aladdin's Lamp
Ranakel: Hey wait a minute,  it looks like there isn't a turtle in every pack of that draft!
SilasLunark: Although strixhaven looks bonkers with ancestral recall on a stick
  TXC2: still in the pack, on pick 2
 TheMerricat: Be afraid of what else was in that pack. 
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 KingOfDoma: The big 150! That's almost two years! Also this deck looks fun! Thanks for... untold years of entertainment!
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 Diabore: we're probably not playing the sweets are we
 TheMerricat: I'm not familiar with the modular keyword chat, what does that doe?
 Denis_Dobrolubov: @TheMerricat Enters with (that many) +1/1 counters; when dies, its counters go onto another creature.
 raulghoulia: @TheMerricat when the creature dies you put its counters on another artifact creature
  TXC2: TheMerricat  card enters with N +1/+1 counters, when dies put those counters on some other creature
 Diabore: @TheMerricat when this creature dies, move its counters onto another artifact creature
 TehAmelie: whoa, never seen 150 before
 Diabore: specifically artifact creature
  TXC2: yeah 150 is a BIG number
 TheMerricat: Thanks Graham and chat. 
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hello everyone, what are we draftin?
 pleonasticTautology: also, just a general reminder: the mtg wiki is no longer on fandom, and is in fact hosted by scryfall now! mtg.wiki has articles on every keyword and ability word
  TXC2: elgenericosfavoriteorphan  a special all artifact matters draft "set"
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oooo
 pleonasticTautology: lmao
 raulghoulia: more of a brohaha
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: fixin for a row
 pleonasticTautology: a tilly
Ranakel: Aww, I came for  a tussle
moleking2easy: that is an epic number
 Land_Manatee: That's a few months right there
Aitsu111: A loading ready kerfuffle
 KingOfDoma: Just a few 😀
 Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all
 doubleo21: Perhaps a tumult?
 TehAmelie: i wonder at what point twitch will start counting years
  TXC2: hello Dog_of_Myth  welcome
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wooooo
 pleonasticTautology: oh graham: i found a use for improvise
Spades_Slicc: Cut the journal: magic players don't read
 raulghoulia: you passed the black white land for a creature
  TXC2: TehAmelie  we're into decades at this point 
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 Datnade012: any news on Strixhaven PPR? Thanks for all you do!
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aerohydra: @LoadingReadyRun i know you did the crapshot about the restaurant fumigating below you in the old moonbase, but did you ever get any smells from the below restaurants in the old moonbase?
 thalcot: we’re building a deck, graham
Ranakel: Oh noooo
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: office getting restaraunt smells would be hell in multiple way
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 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: either its bad, or it makes you hungy
 pleonasticTautology: egG
 thalcot: Or, worse, both
Ranakel: You knew of meat sweats, get excited for meat mists
Ranakel: meat haze, if you will
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @thalcot  
 wedge_x: keep the fish fry in the parking lot, got it
 pleonasticTautology: two tickets to the ornithopter of paradiiiise
  TXC2: brining a new meaning the smoked meat
 TehAmelie: hmm how many colored mana pips do we have? might get away with fewer lands
  TXC2: arrest is the only double pip?
 raulghoulia: putting new cards I ordered into my Brudiclad commander deck and boy is it hard finding cuts. Its so easy to see new cards and want to put them in but finding room is annoying
 TehAmelie: me at the blood bank on the first of the month
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: commander cuts are rough for me too, everything is so subjective
  TXC2: "damn I can't add this card to my deck.....or can I?!" (removes land)
 pleonasticTautology: hi james!
 TehAmelie: ooh, secrets
 thalcot: hi James!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: secrets!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lol
 Datnade012:    
  TXC2: yet?!
Ranakel: It's okay chat, I can read lips. He said "huhbuduhbuduh blah blah"
 Datnade012: I will!
 raulghoulia: dotting the Ts
 KingOfDoma: Someone clip that and send it to a lip reader!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Ranakel look at the whistleblower over here
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: 
 Athelgar: sounds like a real Urza thing to say
Ranakel: Either they Karn do it or  they Karn't
 KingOfDoma: "I'm just Karn. Anywhere else I'd be a barn..."
  TXC2: and if they Kill Kharn, all of the World eaters Legion will kill them
 TehAmelie: something make chili con Karne something
 TheMerricat: !card deadly dispute
  LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
 Vinewood_OG: Woah, language!
 IbunWest: uh oh
 KingOfDoma: Basically Browbeat
  TXC2: could be zero if it;s all land
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham and chat, just got here! Wat did we draft? Artifacts? 
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wowza
 JKBalch:   
Ranakel: I imagine it's a hose in constructed
  TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion  we drafted the all artifact matters draft that's up on arena now
Flyingdelorion: Hello @TXC2 Thank you for the info! Curious how this format will be!
 Datnade012: James, is this your puzzleknot?
 KingOfDoma: "Hey Dale, I can't submit this TPS form until I solve this puzzleknot. Can you gimme a hand? I'll spring for donuts next week..."
 BrowneePointz: Coworkers Puzzleknot sounds like a Furry Convention After Dark
Ranakel: Amazing
Bruceski: "A scene where they're about to board a plane and they decide not to" is such a Wes Andersen line.
MarkovDescendant: Like when David Tennant did the video in Blink
 ArtDecoSunburn: Like the old improv game "Zabba zabba."
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: remember when EA had Katy Perry make a simlish version of one of her songs?
Ranakel: They have since then multiple official simlish covers of real world songs
 KingOfDoma: They should just tap two more artifacts to make the gearhulk unblockable
 wedge_x: simlish Hot in Herre still peak
  TXC2: wedge_x  sure is
 ArdCollider: let it just flooooob out, etc.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i figured so, i rememer that being the first one i saw people talking about
Ranakel: Also I am mildly disturbed by the fact this is the third time the topic came up for me today
 BrowneePointz: The best one is Trivium doing Like Light to Flies in Simlish
 KingOfDoma: Well, if they're watching the stream, they're being scrappy players anyways
 BrowneePointz: it's badass AND goofy
 KingOfDoma: ,*crappy
Ranakel: Specifically of simliish covers of real songs
 KingOfDoma: Serendipity?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Bader Meinhoff.
  TXC2: statistical bunching ?
Bruceski: Where you learn a word and then start hearing it everywhere?
 TheMerricat: Synchronicity?
Ranakel: Which one is the Kulishov (?) effect again?
 raulghoulia: Dan Olson has a great video on the Kulishov effect
 ContingentCat: thanks to wikipedia: The Kuleshov effect is a film editing effect demonstrated by Russian film-maker Lev Kuleshov in the 1910s and 1920s. It is a mental phenomenon by which viewers derive more meaning from the interaction of two sequential shots than from a single shot in isolation.
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 TheMerricat: "The Kuleshov Effect is a film editing technique, demonstrated by Soviet filmmaker Lev Kuleshov in the 1920s, showing that viewers derive more meaning from the interaction of two sequential shots than from a single shot in isolation. By pairing a neutral facial expression with different images (e.g., soup, coffin, child), audiences project emotions—like hunger or sadness—onto the actor, proving that context creates emotion. "
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 JKBalch:  
 Commodore_Perry_GG: QI had a segment on that
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Ranakel: Aaaah. Thank you Graham and chat!
TheOneInquisitor: So what's the difference between a remix draft and a cube
Bruceski: @Bruceski Baader-Meinhopf
 Amazonian: I'm sure they liked the ramble
  TXC2: TheOneInquisitor  there was normal rarity distribution in this set
 KingOfDoma: @Amazonian We basically asked for it!
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 wedge_x: that certainly tracks to every Nicolas Winding Refn movie Gosling has done
  Foxmar320: mmmmmmmm greens
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  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  
 IbunWest: what is this deck
 IbunWest: Sorry I meant oppo's deck. They have the nuts.
 BrowneePointz: It's a Chaob Dube
 lamina5432: cubaos draft
  TXC2: get back to me when it's premier draft remix: no busing instants 
Ratchet215: thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts
 pleonasticTautology: @Ratchet215 can i double-subscribe to servo facts
 BrowneePointz: @TXC2 Is that a format without Gary Busey jumpscares?
  Foxmar320: Judge our opponent has a good deck
 Diabore: on board we dont die
 30teracyte: basically the remix draft packs have the same rarity distributions as a normal booster pack, whereas in a cube you can get multiple rares in a pack
 pleonasticTautology: @Foxmar320 i'll allow it just this once, continue play
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  no, given ambush is a sorcery 
 Gekyouryuu: Not quite related to the Kuleshov talk, Graham, but as you were discussing it, I saw a Tumblr post going "diagetic af in the club." to which someone replied "at the bar drinking one continuous shot." and it felt somehow appropriate.
 Diabore: now we die on board
 Gekyouryuu: Just the level of sophistication in discussion
 Diabore: yeah jin is messed up
Ranakel: Jin Gitaxias just gives you free cats if you ask nicely
loufghyslaufey: Premier draft?
loufghyslaufey: Is it.... "phantom"?
  TXC2: loufghyslaufey  nope
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeh thats very good
 lamina5432: was there only one rare a pack usually?
Ranakel: I would have won if my opponent hadn't played Magic cards.
  TXC2: isn't it always diegetic at the club? or was there a live band that night? 
loufghyslaufey: Oh, whiz. Gettin' on that table soon!
  Foxmar320: Well that was fast
Ratchet215: losing the game or losing "it"
Ranakel: Is James staring at you right now?
 IbunWest: That's the James Effect in action
  TXC2: a 4 lander ALWAYS draws more lands
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 it's only not diagetic if the song is drowning out your internal monologue and no one else can hear it
Furrytractor: Sometimes, you just lose
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, no wonder... that 2 drop paid off the phyrexian mana within three turns. Geez.
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  ah
 CaptainSpam: Wow.  Your opponent's got some 'splaining to do.
loufghyslaufey: Or two, cuz of their foundry?
loufghyslaufey: They just don't know it yet.
loufghyslaufey: *think
  Foxmar320: So Graham how you feeling about this format 
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  TXC2: Terferi: "I'm gonna destroy all the land in Phyrexia" Phyrexians: "do we look like we need lands to you?"
Furrytractor: Ninja Turtles has been an ok time
loufghyslaufey: Back to TMNT- kidding btw
  TXC2: Turts got me to Plat, turts good
Furrytractor: It's way better than SPiderman, but 95% of anything MTG is better than Spiderman
JAGxTERRA: ok grandpa
Fractal_321: One of them does machines
 Vinewood_OG: The 1900s were a simpler time. In many ways.
Ranakel: As an orzhov enjoyer, I don't hate turtles, but I'd rather save for forcing Silverquill for an entire week every day
 pleonasticTautology: raph
 lamina5432: too many of the same name
 raulghoulia: King Ralph
 CaptainSpam: Ralph the turtle.
 Kipstar: no its Ralph now
  Foxmar320: Ralph is the 8th turtle no one talks about
Furrytractor: Leo and Leo
 lamina5432: if it was one per in the main set
 Vinewood_OG: Ralph is now my favorite turtle. He goes to night school.
Ranakel: Don't forget about Dark leo
 Cyberegg: Isn't it only 2 weeks untill SOS PPR (assuming it's happeneing)
 raulghoulia: Leo and Shredder
Sogheim: I had the figure where you put the plastic strip through its back and it said "cowabunga" that was neat
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Ralph was the first drummer
Aitsu111: Ralph is the dog that plays Piano
Furrytractor: Dark Leo yeah
 pleonasticTautology: HI JAMES
 pleonasticTautology: I'M YELLING
  TXC2: Hello James
loufghyslaufey: I mean, its a deep "bum" cut thst the6 HALVE to make the Universe Beyond sets competitive just so they can SELL
  Foxmar320: We knew he was in the building because of the land flood
 thalcot: hello James!
 Kentosaurus: My favorite renaissance painter Ralph
 Datnade012:     
Ranakel: OMG, it's James! Hi James!
loufghyslaufey: *that they
 CaptainSpam: And now, Leonardo versus A Beach Ball.
Painfully_Dyslexic: -_- yeah kinda just glaze over with all the names, because of obvious reasons names don't really work for me
 JKBalch:          
Flyingdelorion: Hello James! Now are lands will not be a problem anymore! uuh, wait...
  TXC2: everything is artifact matters
Ranakel: Think less "cube" and more "nut"
  Foxmar320: Nice bleep
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: shellacked, mollywopped etc
loufghyslaufey: Arty Facts until NOT "Arty Facts..."
 Diabore: absolutely not
Ranakel: No, it rotated out last time I think
  TXC2: it is not
AioliWashington: it’s out of standard
 Land_Manatee: Surely not
 pleonasticTautology: it is NOT
vinopinguino: lol no
papagette: MOM is the cutoff atm
Furrytractor: Ok?
loufghyslaufey: Lost Caverns is still standard? Last I checked!?
 couchboyj: This originally ran in 2024 and hasn't been updated iirc, so no EoE, for example
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AioliWashington: wilds of eldraine is the oldest set in rotation
Furrytractor: AND they lost a treasure
  TXC2: given the lack of blocks, it's real hard to remember what is in standard these days 
 FauksStarling: Panda's a fan. Saw the last 2 games, decided to give you the help.
loufghyslaufey: tl;dr I wanted to see Descend do better, Gavin.
Ranakel: Nothing quite beats seeing a  misplay, and then seeing the few seconds of highlighting the card to re-read the exact wording.
  TXC2: Ranakel  seeing a learning happening in real time
loufghyslaufey: They did not have to chicken out, but that's what happened...??
Ranakel: Exactly
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Don't you lose more- nevermind.
 Kentosaurus: This may be the only time I've seen structural assault played
  TXC2: choo choo
loufghyslaufey: I thought their board looked fine.
Furrytractor: The Rhino-train
 pleonasticTautology: all aboard the pain train
 BrowneePointz: Living Legacy
Ranakel: Karn: big
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bigh Karn
loufghyslaufey: Was there an artifact hate card on their board state?
  TXC2: Mongolia, 13th century: "we have this big Khan....."
AioliWashington: Karn on the cob
loufghyslaufey: Or "pro-artifact"?
 thalcot: you can activate any ability with it
 pleonasticTautology: "big karn" feels like something a pakled would say
Furrytractor: All it took was for the opponent to just waste a card for no reason
  TXC2: see, it's LRR that's cursed, not James 
 TehAmelie: is the James curse broken? ...or only resting?
 lamina5432: we need more hat drafts to break the curse
Ranakel: They made a little reprint set. It's honestly cute!
 30teracyte: its not a cube because the packs have the same rarity distribution as a regular set, whereas cubes can give you multiple rares in a pack
loufghyslaufey: Help us read the cost, chat!   
AioliWashington: cube 720 is my favorite trick from Pro Skater 2
 MegaDosX: You summoned the pushes
loufghyslaufey: A game, cuz a turn ago was no such thing.... a turn ago??   
AioliWashington: ramp ramp ramp ramp
 pleonasticTautology: ever sneeze so hard you set off your tinnitus? unrelatedly: ow
 thalcot: oh no, Tautology!
Spades_Slicc: Kuldotha Rebirth but more aggro
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  big owies
  TXC2: Opp has Powerhouse playing in their head
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ooo my first pack had inventors fair
Furrytractor: The foundry is definitely gonna run away with this game
 MegaDosX: Now imagine if you hadn't killed Captain Storm
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh god and my second pack had panharmonicon lol
 MegaDosX: !card annihilating glare
  LRRbot: Annihilating Glare [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {4} or sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Furrytractor: They would still be able to instant-speed it
Furrytractor: But you did take 1 damage unnecessarily
 MegaDosX: JIN?!?
Furrytractor: Oh, I guess we lose 
 MegaDosX: Bro.
loufghyslaufey: The ranking for this draft environment may as go from a eange of, "Removal(artifact+), Threats, & "artifacts you control..." then sideloading sideways...!?
vinopinguino: jin gitaxias does machines!
loufghyslaufey: *range
loufghyslaufey: Blegh!
 MegaDosX: Are they about to turn off your food?
loufghyslaufey: revoker
Furrytractor: Is it named "Food"?
 Denis_Dobrolubov: Not a card name.
 Kentosaurus: Not a card
 MegaDosX: Oh true
 MegaDosX: Go off, king
Furrytractor: Karn Liberated
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
loufghyslaufey: Imagine they named Dispute...
 JKBalch: There are lots of Karns
 JKBalch: !card Karn legacy reforged
  LRRbot: Karn, Legacy Reforged [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem [*/*] | Karn's power and toughness are each equal to the greatest mana value among artifacts you control. / At the beginning of your upkeep, add {C} for each artifact you control. This mana can't be spent to cast nonartifact spells. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
loufghyslaufey: Dispute?
Ranakel: Well now I just remember that gold and treasure tokens do the same thing
 pleonasticTautology: @Ranakel gold doesn't tap
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the panharmonicon didnt wheel   lmao
loufghyslaufey: Om, nom, the dumb rat
Ranakel: Wait really? I should pay attention to the first iroan games again
 pleonasticTautology: https://scryfall.com/card/tmkc/25/gold
Furrytractor: The only difference is it requires tapping for treasure saccing
Ranakel: I stand corrected
 BrowneePointz: Makar Gold Cursed, First Iroan Games, and Gild
 RelwinEJ: also allows them to do things like have them come in tapped
 BrowneePointz: off the top of my dome
Furrytractor: But that has some differences
 Laurence72: treasure is better for flavor purposes, it can stand in for so much more
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: gold tokens will be useful for the Austin Powers set though
Furrytractor: Like you could in theory use gold to pay 2 mana for waterbending costs for instance
 raulghoulia: @BrowneePointz I could only remember 2
Spades_Slicc: You could've netted an additional counter on the salvager by saccing the food to it instead of gaining life
 Strebenherz: oof
JAGxTERRA: was the price change dramatic?
 wedge_x: mmmm, Marathon
loufghyslaufey: A "deadlock"? Yikes.
  TXC2: "it's HOT, and it's READY!"
vinopinguino: did it melt?
loufghyslaufey: Were Bungie also doing their homework observing Tarkov?
  TXC2: if I go to the store in arena, it slows to a crawl 
 MegaDosX: I blame Bungie
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh yeah Call of duty menus are baaad for that too because the menu renders full character models lol
 rosesmcgee: that's the CPU
 Strebenherz: roughly around where mine is.  oof
loufghyslaufey: (hisses)
 wedge_x: runnah, you need a new card runnah
  TXC2: oh I can beat that, still on a Ryzen 3 1300 
Jundinator: Hi chat. What did we draft
 30teracyte: dxdiag -> display
theambivalentagender: Device Manager is usually where I find my stuff for my computer
Spades_Slicc: pitch dispute and get big bot
 ekplayscards: what's up gamers
 rosesmcgee: But that CPU would be a bottleneck, fwif
 rosesmcgee: fwiw
  TXC2: hello Jundinator  we drafted the new all artifacts matter remix set
loufghyslaufey: How many Assembly-Workers left?
loufghyslaufey: Just the one?
Furrytractor: Deadly Dispute = Land Land Draw
  TXC2: hello ekplayscards  welcome
Jundinator: @TXC2 Any new to arena cards?
Spades_Slicc: What are you hoping you draw?
  TXC2: Jundinator  nope
 ekplayscards: @TXC2 hiii hope you're well!
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @30teracyte @theambivalentagender i love that there are multiple ways to find this info, and they're all annoying 
Jundinator: @TXC2 BOOOO
  Foxmar320: Graham inventory in Destiny has been doing the same thing for years now on PC
loufghyslaufey: Ha! It MUST counter it first...
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Furrytractor: Sorry that I called it
Jundinator:       
TheOneInquisitor: feck
 ekplayscards: YIKES
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh hell yeah  im winning my draft, i got big juggs
  TXC2: oofa dadoofa
Jundinator: I think we just deadge
 Datnade012: James no, youi jinx us
Spades_Slicc: You still might draw land land over the next 2 turns
loufghyslaufey: Dang it, James!
 RelwinEJ: get the adam treatment
  TXC2: could you do it for £300? 
  Foxmar320: What im saying is it might be a Bungie issue
 pleonasticTautology: can't it be a business expense?
 ekplayscards: Graham, your facial reaction in this thumbnail I have open in Photoshop is wonderful. Thanks for giving me a laugh.
loufghyslaufey: You wore off on us. But mostly Graham atm
TheOneInquisitor: Oh yeah RAM is rough right now
JAGxTERRA: whats a normal price for a decent gaming pc?
ghyllnox: RAM would be the problem, yeah
TheOneInquisitor: Thanks Sam Altman
 MegaDosX: Their draw spell was better than yours
 TehAmelie: i'll just skip bills and food for three months
 TheMerricat: TBF I think that 16g might be your chokepoint before your card is.
 Wiliart: To bad now is not a cheap time to get a new computer.
Furrytractor: Is lab maniac in this format?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yup lol
  TXC2: JAGxTERRA  $1000
TheOneInquisitor: *HUH*
Jundinator: That sounds very illegal
 pleonasticTautology: huh.
 ekplayscards: I'm so glad i got my 128gb when I built this latest rig
 LurkerSpine: that sounds illegal
Furrytractor: Let's just draft Blue/red and get that busted uncommon
ghyllnox: I thought they had contracts and/or commitments to buy future RAM?
 lamina5432: isn't it because they aren't allowed to build more ai farms
Desruprot: huh
  TXC2: no one bought RAM, ONE guy bought the BOARDS the RAM would be made on
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: YUP
Ranakel: Oh hey, a turtles pack. I heard there's a turtle in there, guaranteed!
 MegaDosX: Illegal? What's some market mainpulation among techbros?  (I'm going to be sick)
 ekplayscards: open ai has no infrastructure and they have no money either  they're so broke.
ghyllnox: Hmmmmmmmm
 MegaDosX: Boy can I not wait for that fucking bubble to pop
 rosesmcgee: The practical upshot remains the same
 KingOfDoma: The bubble can't pop fast enough
  TXC2: Open AI killed their video section
 pleonasticTautology: chiropractors all the way down
Spades_Slicc: First pick demolition
Furrytractor: We pray for Jin Gitaxis
 Diabore: is the understanding "open jin gitaxis"?
Painfully_Dyslexic: can we just kill the whole AI/LLM thing? that would be great
Jundinator: @MegaDosX Thats very illegal. Just ask Elon Musk. He just got found to have defrauded investors when he bought Twitter
 BrowneePointz: At least the Sora App is being discontinued(even if it seems like Sora 2 is rolling into ChatGPT) and Disney said "Nope" to OpenAI
loufghyslaufey: Is that "the bubble" people were talking about before?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i would love a sausage roll right now
Jundinator: Come on open literal hot garbage 
Furrytractor: I am hoping Sora's downfall is the start of the bubble popping.
Painfully_Dyslexic: @Furrytractor you might be right
theambivalentagender: I was stubbornly using a CPU released in 2010 for way too long. Only finally upgraded when Oblivion Remastered ran like a stop motion animation movie.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: im sstill sad i missed a chance to draft panharmonicon lol
 MegaDosX: Time zones! *jazz hands*
Jundinator: Assuming it fires
  TXC2: given it's close to tax season, the bubble should be popping soon
Furrytractor: The AI bubble needed to pop sooner rather than later
TheOneInquisitor: Dance of the Manse?
TheOneInquisitor: I liked that card
Jundinator: Uh who's The Anime Weeb?
TheOneInquisitor: Back when it was in standard
 lamina5432: lets boogy
  TXC2: the "AI" bubble needed to have not have happened at all 
TheOneInquisitor: IDK if its good in this cube tho
TheOneInquisitor: Foundry Inspector is
TheOneInquisitor: Yeah
Furrytractor: Foundry inspector is generically amazing
Jundinator: And a fatal push
  TXC2: Jundinator  Beej's secret account 
 MegaDosX: Foundry Inspector seems fantastic in an artifacts draft
 LurkerSpine: I would dance lol
Jundinator: @TXC2 Really?
Spades_Slicc: IDK how open it leaves you, inspector puts you in the artifact deck
  TXC2: Jundinator  no, I was making a joke, hence the kappa
 TehAmelie: yeah i understand various AI companies have received at least 150 billion to build data centers ten times bigger than any in existence and it's unclear if that money is going towards anything. except already increasing prices for data parts that aren't going to be made until 2028
Furrytractor: Oh, Foundry into Threefold
Ranakel: Threethold thunderthulth
Furrytractor: Also keeps us still open for colors
 TehAmelie: computer parts, to put it in english
Furrytractor: I spy the Captain
 ekplayscards: Captain Storm is VERY messed up
 BrowneePointz: Threefold Thunderhulk is my Drag Name
Ranakel: Wait just realizing, does this 'set' has signpost uncommon two color uncommons? That's cool!
Furrytractor: Wait is Captain "When an artifact enters"?
 MegaDosX: It was such a good name
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah it was very good
ghyllnox: That's amazing
 MegaDosX: !card captain storm, cosmium
  LRRbot: Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider [UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pirate you control.
 ekplayscards: @Furrytractor YEP goes CRAZY with treasurews
 KingOfDoma: Gavin looked amazing. Irene and Bosco did him up right!
 MegaDosX: It's artifact you control but otherwise yes, and she can be absurd
Furrytractor: So those dual-lands can proc captain storm too, jeez
 pleonasticTautology: i think if i did drag it'd be as "aelan goh"
 MegaDosX: Friendly reminder Joey Schultz has a whole list of drag name suggestions based on Magic cards 
Ranakel: Well now I'm just wondering about LRRspeople drag names
Furrytractor: Low key might take the land
 MegaDosX: It could be something related to fonts
 TehAmelie: my drag name's gonna be Sleight of Mind
butt_ghost: helvetica on its own is already a great drag name
Furrytractor: Siren's also a pirate
 accountmadeforants: See you at the Loading Ready Runway
Furrytractor: Which putting counters on the pirate is kinda insane
realbadatthis_: Graham would be like Porsche Manteau
 RelwinEJ: flame slash
bojukabob: Hey, just coming back to MTG after a few years away and just had to check in with my old favourite streamers. Loved the newest season of Friday Nights!
Ranakel: Samantha Raimi. Whatever James would pick, last name must be Turnher of course
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  TXC2: the irony being that annihilate is the eldrazi keyword
butt_ghost: Jamima Turnher
Furrytractor: Unironically vault skirge?
  TXC2: hello bojukabob  welcome
 Mangledpixel: for me it would probably have to be some play on 'Transcoding', but I haven't figured it out yet
 bojukabob: It wasn't willpower, my cards were in storage after a move lol
 MegaDosX: bob-l
Ranakel: As someone that took a break between the start of Alchemy and Final Fantasy, breaks are, in fact, cool and good
 KingOfDoma: In fairness, Graham, you DID read off my 12.5 year resub announcement an hour ago
 wedge_x: Dinah Getic
 pleonasticTautology: drag name: sensei's dominating top
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  Miss Fortrans ?
 JoannaTastic: Elle Cut
Ranakel: I'm glad there's finally a set where Izzet is good in.
 KingOfDoma: Cuz I love Boros, my drag name would be Dragrus Kos
 Mangledpixel: Edit Sweet
 ekplayscards: @JoannaTastic elle cut is great
butt_ghost: The Sporting Newds Babesball
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: big juggs!
Furrytractor: There's the salvo, salvo's still huge at 3 mana
Furrytractor: Lot of people in this draft seem to not be valuing these dual-lands much
 BrowneePointz: Dee Inherlace is real good
 BrowneePointz: cuz then it's a double Pun Graham
butt_ghost: Hannah264
 TehAmelie: Iris Pilcrow
ghyllnox: Content-Aware Phil is actually a great drag king name
 ekplayscards: omg graham 🤣
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah thats very good
Furrytractor: Do we actually go Gearserpent?
 bojukabob: Our Gothian Enchantress
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: DOLLY ZOOM!
Furrytractor: Second captain, holy
 MegaDosX: Skullclamp at home
 couchboyj: Is Eddy Torr too obvious?
butt_ghost: You're telling me a trans mogrant made this grown?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @BrowneePointz 
 Mangledpixel: Lola Third
butt_ghost: pan harmonica!!!
Furrytractor: I dunno if we want Pan
Furrytractor: 2nd Rebel feels better
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yes
 7gorobei: Moira Pattern
Furrytractor: How about THIRD rebel! 
 KingOfDoma: The Bimonscificon is a sweet card, though...
butt_ghost: CanConnie if you're trying to get federal funding
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Flyingdelorion: Ooh love Koi
Furrytractor: If we face an X/6, we're screwed
 ekplayscards: My brain keeps thinking of Final Cutie
the_anime_w3eb: I think I’m in your draft
 pleonasticTautology: @the_anime_w3eb you are!
 BrowneePointz: Idk about a 2nd name but Pixel is a good drag first name
the_anime_w3eb: Pog
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Ranakel: You are right, anime w3eb. It is, as the parlance says, pog.
 Kentosaurus: Hard evidence 
Furrytractor: We got an early game plan with Captain Storm and a late game with the serpent and Thunderhulk
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz Pixel Corruption
 Gekyouryuu: out of curiosity: why not picking the 1 drop goblin pirate that gets power and haste if you have artifacts?
the_anime_w3eb: I was just looking at the others to see who was taking a while and saw LRRMTG and had to see if it was the actual twitch Chanel
Furrytractor: If we were a more aggressive deck
 Mangledpixel: @Spades_Slicc 👀
Furrytractor: It would be better
Furrytractor: But this is not an aggressive deck
Ranakel: It is, welcome!
  TXC2: was that not a U/R dual land I spied in the sideboard?
the_anime_w3eb: I feel like I was the only one taking Green that whole draft
Furrytractor: We want late game plans of "Big Captain Storm" or Gearserpent/Thunderhulk
 Mangledpixel: Gemma Curve
Spades_Slicc: Cut your son
the_anime_w3eb: well enjoy your game hope you have great success
  TXC2: you too the_anime_w3eb
Furrytractor: Also Ember-keeper is not an artifact
Furrytractor: We really want artifacts
Voidhawk42: What format is this?
 LurkerSpine: I'd cut the jugg, but I'm bad at magic
Furrytractor: !card Brazen Blademaster
  LRRbot: Brazen Blademaster [2R] | Creature — Orc Pirate [2/3] | Whenever this creature attacks while you control two or more artifacts, it gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
Furrytractor: I say Blademaster gets the axe
 Gekyouryuu: "A Lous Myr?" *puts on fedora* "PERRY Lous Myr?!"
 TehAmelie: maybe cut the "premier" to start
 BrowneePointz: no Blademaster gets the Sword
Furrytractor: I think our value looks real nice
 lamina5432: cuboid
 Mangledpixel: it feels a bit cubey
 Athelgar: need some staple artifacts for Historic? do a couple drafts lol
 7gorobei: Markie select
 public_key_reveal_party: Mystery boosters draft without playtest cards and a lot fewer cards overall
  TXC2: like a low power cube
 couchboyj: Its a draftable reprint set, without, ya know, the printing
Furrytractor: Low power cube, that's just a square
 FauksStarling: Premier Remix Draft: Artifacts is a terrible Drag name.
 Thadrin46: Really enjoyed the "big moonbase move" vid this week folks
 Gekyouryuu: if splashing artifact duals, is the G/U one good, too, or is three of them too slow?
 ekplayscards: 
Ranakel: It even  has two signpost uncommons by color pair!
 KingOfDoma: "Draftable From The Vault" wasn't as punchy
 raulghoulia: it was a surprising drop but welcome
 rosesmcgee: Seeing it now makes it a cool retrospective
Spades_Slicc: T1 Skirge, T2 perilous Myr and we're back in 2011
MadWolf1290: whats wild is that its been 4 years
MadWolf1290: OPE
Ranakel: It's okay, you can make for lost time and have James tell you the years were wrong right now
Voidhawk42: It was a great video! Does it have the longest gap between a video starting being recorded and being published?
 public_key_reveal_party: What even are years anymore?
 couchboyj: I'd say its closer to Innistrad or Dominaria Remastered than cube.
 Wiliart: 
 TehAmelie: it's been so long, the dates being a year off didn't register at all. but what's the difference, it's still great
Furrytractor: We just myr
  TXC2: I got really thrown when you started showing off the location of MoonBase V, thinking it was 6 
 ContingentCat: who knows what year it is anymore
 kumatsu: I don't know what y'all are talking about, it's March 2216th, 2020
 ekplayscards: i thought you were making a tongue and cheek joke tbh
 pleonasticTautology: i told james on bsky but i'll tell you here, graham: so help me g-d if there's a mkvii, it needs to not. have. s tairs.
Furrytractor: Double block thraben and see?
MadWolf1290: TBF I can completely believe the Moonbase naming structure including "THE CURRENT ONE"
 LurkerSpine: I'm sure you're spoiled for prime real estate in Victoria 
 TheAwkes: The moving video kinda put into perspective the amount the company is able to invest in improving and supporting your craft because enough of us like it enough to pay for some of it, and that was good. patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 lamina5432: wasn't mk 1 a basement?
  TXC2: lamina5432  no, but it was sized like one
 BrowneePointz: He who Sokenzan Smelt it, Sokenzan Dealt It
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Furrytractor: I saw that sneaky auto-tapper
  Foxmar320: When I think of LRR Moonbases I still think of 3.
Furrytractor: What a hell of a turn though
 public_key_reveal_party: That was a good turn
  TXC2: Foxmar320  same
Ranakel: That may have been a mispronunciation, but I now want to see Voltage Skirge as a card.
  Foxmar320: Yeah you guys were there for a while
  TXC2: 3 was when I started watching LRR
  Foxmar320: @TXC2 Same
 Ivannorr: I was looking at the wiki yesterday think 5 beat 3 by like 3 weeks
 public_key_reveal_party: I just remember 3 because you had the whole building (?) so we got a lot more outside shots
  TXC2: Crapshoot started at Delta
 MegaDosX: Sbubby?
 Athelgar: i think the frequency of shots from outside MkIII helped it establish it as a place and not just an office
 Dog_of_Myth: RIP Subway
Ranakel: I think my start was 3 too.
 Alness49: No longer eating fresh
  TXC2: Athelgar  indeed
  Foxmar320: Ive not been to a Subway in years
Furrytractor: Subway was some of my college meals
 kumatsu: the first time I visited Victoria I definitely remember looking at that church across the street
Furrytractor: Fast food in general I tend to avoid anymore, it's way too expensive
n3ther: I used to eat subway so much. I still miss it and never understood the slander
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Ranakel: Last time I ate at Subway I went to the ER with food poisoning the next day. Pretty sure it was because of the other meal that day, but it's still funny to say it like that, truth be damned
 TehAmelie: i was thinking it would be terrible for my health and economy to have a Subway directly downstairs
 public_key_reveal_party: I had no problem with subway when it was actually fairly cheap
ghyllnox: 
n3ther: @public_key_reveal_party yeah i peaced out when prices rose
 MegaDosX: "The tall one and the loud one" lmao
 public_key_reveal_party: @n3ther yeah, it was fine cheap easy food, but now it's like "I'll just buy actual food"
 FauksStarling: I feel like that's most Subways in the last 6 years.
n3ther: I can just make my own sandwiches now at a fraction of the price 
 BrowneePointz: Private Equity Buyout
 BrowneePointz: their quality noise dived
Furrytractor: 5/5 seems good on this board
 bojukabob: From $5 footlong to $7 6 inch
 BrowneePointz: nose*
 public_key_reveal_party: Private equity: the cause of a lot of problems
 kumatsu: SURE IS
n3ther: wow
  TXC2: holy moly
 Gekyouryuu: wait, From the Vault what?
 itira: 
 MegaDosX: The dust is probably worth some money too
 ekplayscards: that's the mox diamond one right?
 TehAmelie: remember when they made headlines in Ireland as it was uncovered they put so much sugar in the bread it's legally a pastry
equin0xparad0x: if you could dispense any liquid from your finger, what would you dispense?
 kumatsu: I was cleaning and found 2 copies of Angels on a shelf
 LurkerSpine: well, mox diamond is really the majoity of that
 KingOfDoma: I'd say "get the sleeve", but...
 kumatsu: Angels is a few bucks, too
 lamina5432: from the vaults were before I had desposable income
 MegaDosX: I mean why not
 public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, that's fair
 pleonasticTautology: 
  TXC2: I did a prerelease for the 2nd Ravnica block, and the first prize was a from the vault 
 Diabore: i had 20
Ranakel: Could buy half a new PC with that From the Vault
 bondeulv: realms
 bondeulv: that's got some big hitters
Bruceski: You could almost buy a video card for that much
 Chronomagistrate: Realms has Ancient Tomb in it
 public_key_reveal_party: You could also just leave it on your shelf to collect more dust, so, equal ROI either way
 kumatsu: I see Angels posted for ~250 USD
 lamina5432: could buy a switch 2 and pokopia with that
 bondeulv: ancient tomb yeah
 TehAmelie: i like to think of subs as a foot long cookie. that cuts down on the desire
 BrowneePointz: That game is You Coded James
 BrowneePointz: give in
 BrowneePointz: become Ditto
Furrytractor: It's Worse Convoke yeah
 bondeulv: no, it's good convoke
Thisbymaster: drawing whiff
 MegaDosX: Improvise is arguably better convoke
Spades_Slicc: Tapping my artifact land to cast a spell, not with mana but using improvise
 bondeulv: you can tap your clues, food, blood, etc
 pleonasticTautology: 👀
 pleonasticTautology: lorwyn, my beloved
 g0blinslide: original Modern masters??? but there could be a goyf in it
 bondeulv: not worth very much? original Modern Masters
 KingOfDoma: The Calgarians still miss you at the expo, but don't come back. You'd be the ONLY reason I'd buy tickets
 bojukabob: I can't fathom the willpower of keeping sealed product sealed.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi drs @loadingreadyrun .  I think subway also lowered the quality of their product around ~2019, at least here.
Furrytractor: OG goyf used to be like a $100 card
Furrytractor: Wild
 Diabore: 8 us
 ekplayscards: The goyf TOKEN from MH3 costs more than a goyf *card*
 kumatsu: I was supposed to get a Commander's Arsenal but the lgs I judged for forgot to pull my copy for me
 electric_claire: Remember when Tarmagoyf was a mistake and they would never print a card that powerful again?
 bondeulv: cardkingdom sells original Modern Masters box for 500usd
 bojukabob: I still remember when Goyf came out and no one cared and I got 7 of them for under $4 each. I felt pretty good about flipping them a couple of months later for $20 each. Less good a couple years later though lol
 Lord_Hosk: You're famous people
 Diabore: @ekplayscards at one point maybe, but the token is now sub 50 cents
 kumatsu: so what I'm hearing is you should just come to SDCC again and I can take y'all to the nice coffee spots here
 ekplayscards: @Diabore oh good cause that was WILD
 v_nome: Famously people
Thisbymaster: youtubers are not people
 KingOfDoma: The first ten ish years were great, and then they got sold to Fan Expo...
 bondeulv: @ekplayscards are you thinking of the goblin shaman token from NEO?
 public_key_reveal_party: I had a full set of sealed commander 2017 decks that I got basically by accident, and I sold them a couple years ago while I was moving, that was probably my best return on a magic purchase
 LurkerSpine: 100 reading rainbow!
Furrytractor: Just draw a land 
 bondeulv: yeah the cmd 2017 ones are quite expensive
Furrytractor: We did it
 TehAmelie: i thought you said "that's a keep" about the picture xD
 BrowneePointz: Thanks for reminding of the bit from Community where Troy freezes up meeting LeVar Burton
 KingOfDoma: James used the Curse for good
 ekplayscards: only second to that one snake token
 kumatsu: my biggest magic rarity these days is probably the Commander 2011 uncut sheet I won from DB like a decade ago
 Kentosaurus: @BrowneePointz "you can't disappoint a picture!"
 pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz fun fact: i have a troy and abed in the morning mug that i got from the nbc store at 30 rock so long ago it was pretransition
 Diabore: til theres a token list for over 200 dollars
 KilrenKrae: hey, we  just finished an in person 4 person Ikoria draft, i ended up winning, thanks for the years of guidence
 Diabore: neat
 public_key_reveal_party: @bondeulv I basically bought them new from Amazon, and when I got it, they included 2 of each, and they were cheap enough since they were new that they were just like "just keep em" and then they shot up in price
Furrytractor: More lands, please
Ranakel: It's gonna be so cool when the Star Trek set releases, and the flavor text on LaForge says "I'll gladly take a picture with you, Graham Stark from LoadingReadyRun"
 itira: @KilrenKrae 
 kumatsu: tho I also did track down the Chandra skateboard after Strip Search
 Lord_Hosk: Uncut sheets were really rare for a bit... then they were super common, and now they are rare again... its weird.
 Gekyouryuu: most expensive individual MtG thing I own is FOR SURE my serialized flip Elesh Norn from MOM
 public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, fair
 TehAmelie: very much so sir
  TXC2: not paid enough for that stuff 
  TXC2: remember when Demons had downsides? 
 bondeulv: it's a 7 drop demon
Ranakel: @TXC2 It's crazy how I went for a standard brawl Abigale deck, and there were only like, two big idiots with downsides to cancel, only one of which was a demon
Furrytractor: Is it just chump with the myr?
EvilBadman: @Lord_Hosk Yeah I probably could have gotten my hands on one right before covid
Furrytractor: We're basically praying for land
Furrytractor: It's our only current out
Furrytractor: SPECIFICALLY
Furrytractor: Untapped land
 Diabore: @Gekyouryuu ooh cool, what number?
  TXC2: Ranakel  Abigale feels like a card that is both super modern, and also a decade out of date 
 TehAmelie: still in the game<1
 TehAmelie: !
Ranakel: Exactly. Kinda why I love it honestly. The story only reinforced my love
 Diabore: yup, then kill it and untap, its perfect
Furrytractor: Hold
 dolphgrim: Ha ha, hee hee, two two
Furrytractor: o7
Furrytractor: Was a good game
 TheAwkes: Snatching defeat from the jaws of defeat.
 pleonasticTautology: i DID get that button from a recent order
  TXC2: !break
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  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and James
 TheAwkes: I've been watching more vods of late so when they went to break I automatically moved to scan past it. Watching things live, amirite?
 TehAmelie: sleep tight
 Dog_of_Myth: Have a good night TXC2
 KaleidoscopeMind: how is LIVE again this week?? why must time keep marching forward?
 EnglishGrinn: @KaleidoscopeMind I mean, imagine the alternative
Spades_Slicc: @KaleidoscopeMind Time marches on because New Year Steve yet lives. Strike him down and arrest the endless ebb and flow of events
 KaleidoscopeMind: can it at least like... crawl? move a bit slower?
 TehAmelie: according to drug enthusiast Terrence McKenna, time actually accelerated past the event horizon in 2012
 itira: the days, they blend together
 pleonasticTautology: time 🥁🥁 is marching on, and time 🥁 is still marching on
EvilBadman: Impossible, it's still January, not almost Aprohmygod
 EnglishGrinn: How does one get the title "Drug Enthusiast"? What a classy term for addict
 RatherLargeToad: it caused vertigo before
 dolphgrim: Um OP, I believe that it's spelled "ouphe" smh
KeytarCat: what did it used to be?
EvilBadman: @KeytarCat all the buildings caused the cars to sit uneven 
 TehAmelie: he wasn't just an addict, he partied so hard he got LSD classed illegal basically single handed
 RatherLargeToad: the houses had a lot more three dimensional definition as well
EvilBadman: no, hence the 
EvilBadman: Amazing
 TheAwkes: What if your seventh different land got wet in the river.
 KingOfDoma: You know that card is unc(tus)
KeytarCat: @TheAwkes became marked and illegal to play 
 TehAmelie: we triggered their self destruct
 2Flower: I am error.
AstraNata: oh jeez haha
 MegaDosX: Arena always does interesting things when someone concedes at theright moment
 MegaDosX: Sometimes combat damage doubles up if they scoop at the right moment
 TheAwkes: Is this what people mean when they talk about layers in Magic? 
 dolphgrim: Oh is the OP exploding thing only on Arena?
 brainbosh: It oly lets you concede on priority
 Thadrin46: Concede is sorcery speed
 MegaDosX: Could include that at the next PPR
TheOneInquisitor: Oh is that the 'never thought achievable' thing MaRo said they figured out for the summer set
 rosesmcgee: scannersdotgif
 TehAmelie: keep casting lands and spells and nobody explodes
 MegaDosX: Also technically conceding is not sorcery speed, it's whenever you want
EvilBadman: @MegaDosX Don't tempt paul with a good time
31 raiders from coachNelly have joined!
 MegaDosX: CR 104.3a, baby
 pleonasticTautology: hi nelly, welcome raiders
coachNelly: good luck friends!
 LurkerSpine: He was slaying
 Thadrin46: I'm playing valorant right now....
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yaas, Queen Slayed
 MegaDosX: Big boi
Laserbeaks_Fury: Turtles fans can be...protective of the franchise
IanWAdams: to answer: yes, obviously people mostly say yes when they win. We can look at how certain patterns deviate from baseline to get useful data
 dolphgrim: James doesn't remember drafting Teedles with us 😭
 RatherLargeToad: TMNT limited seems better than ECL limited, or at least as good
 Thadrin46: I own zero tmnt. There is LOADS of it left at the LGS.
IanWAdams: also useful!
 pleonasticTautology: @IanWAdams oh you're on arena? cool  can you tell schork that fionna adams says hi
 RatherLargeToad: but not Lore, cause he’s evil
 pleonasticTautology: schork and i go waaaaaay back
 pleonasticTautology: pretransition back
 KingOfDoma: You are unavoidably data. I am unavoidably Worf
theambivalentagender: There are worse things to be. You could be Barclay.
 Vinewood_OG: @Thadrin46 Should have included Ralph.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, even Lore eventually became Data
IanWAdams: haha, not me, no, but I will pass thanks along
Furrytractor: Rebel salvo mayhaps
Furrytractor: Barbed fist dodes though
Furrytractor: does*
Furrytractor: Imposter deck
offbeatwitch: the mirror match
 KingOfDoma: DMCA strike, please
Oxdans: Salvo has affinity for Equipments so they could have had it
Furrytractor: They'd have to triple trade
 ArtDecoSunburn: Are you playing yourself?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its artifactss of course its a myr match
Laserbeaks_Fury: 
Furrytractor: Honestly
 Vinewood_OG: Everyone fears Big Bird
Furrytractor: That afelt like play-draw diff right there
KeytarCat: There's gotta be a myr lemon joke
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oooooo
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you're watching this even further in the future, the VOD is already on this channel!
 KaleidoscopeMind: ping the pop
 Sorator13: heck yeah, love pingers
 RatherLargeToad: Someone in my group has that commander,  it’s gross
chaos5896: GARY!!!
Furrytractor: When in doubt, K'irrk
 Sorator13: I once built a kitchen table deck out of cards that other people didn't want; it was RU pingers, ophidian effects (so pings draw cards), and burn/counterspells
 Chronomagistrate: Gary can be the commander
 Sorator13: it was hilariously bad but folks underestimated it so it won a lot
 couchboyj: Pauper commanders are uncommon, need not be legends
 Thadrin46: Yes
 RatherLargeToad: really?
 RatherLargeToad: odd
Furrytractor: Yes
 KingOfDoma: You should be able to put any number of Garys in your deck
 bojukabob: I remember breaking Pauper Commander with Fusion Elemental
 Thadrin46: MULL
Iam3DHomer: yea
Furrytractor: We put away the thunderhulk yeah
 Omthebox: does that mean I could do keru goldkeeper as a pauper commander
 Thadrin46: I have a paupe3 deckthat costs less than the sleeves its in.
 Chronomagistrate: @Omthebox You can indeed
voren_chalco: You retired champion
 Omthebox: Well well well... I've got a pod to convince to play pauper
 Chronomagistrate: Er... that's not always the case 
 Dog_of_Myth: !box
  LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
 Chronomagistrate: The main issue with PDH is the lack of board wipes
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RatherLargeToad: you can get some good decks.  My pauper commander is Uurg, Spawn of Turg.  over h,f the deck is lands 
 ContingentCat: Oooo cookies
 KaleidoscopeMind: *grabby hands*
 rosesmcgee: Are those labeled as Samoas or Caramel Delites?
 Gekyouryuu: they stopped making the only kind of girl scout cookies I like several years ago
 pleonasticTautology: i only eat thin mints
 Sorator13: I do not have girl scout/guide cookies, but I do have frozen cheesecake bites
dm818: I really like the lemonade ones
 pleonasticTautology: because they got rid of s'mores and i'm allergic to peanuts/nuts
Mai_Andra: Opens the kitchen cabinet and a dozen boxes fall out... but Samoa James just walks out of the way.
 rosesmcgee: @pleonasticTautology my wife was super bummed to see the s'mores were gone
 TheAwkes: Canadian Girl Scout cookies come in such thrilling flavours as chocolate and not chocolate.
theonetman: Very much off topic, but just got the last cards I needed for my cube that includes every Conspiracy and Playtest card. Even got to include The Bear Force One Pilot.
 RatherLargeToad: there was a maple iced French toast shortbread cookie they had that I liked, but I think I was the only one
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 Unas84: 93, the surgeon general's recommended amount of Girl Scout cookies to consume per day
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 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: I like Peanut Butter Patties
 Sorator13: that's still chocolate, though 
IanWAdams: @pleonasticTautology Shork wishes me to send you his best
 RatherLargeToad: Thick Mints when?
 LurkerSpine: eh you get 1 turn right?
 2Flower: Thicc Mints.
KarnakGWJ: Happy to join you all on a Wed afternoon. Been watching the old W&Ps and feeling warm over recognizing names called out in subs and remembering where I was in life a decade ago. Hope you're all doing well.
EvilBadman: @theonetman Nice! I'm working on an un cube that uses _some_ of those 
 Unas84: 10k? 
 ContingentCat: wow
 JKBalch: @Unas84 Spot on
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah thats a lot of energy
 Unas84: XD
dm818: Fun fact Ferrero (an Italian company) in 2018 bought Ferrara  (an American company) which I was surprised to learn were actually different companies
KarnakGWJ: I'd love to get back to a place where I can sub again.
 KingOfDoma: @dm818 They're gonna get bought by Ferrari some day
Mai_Andra: I would love to get back to where I was ten years ago... 
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 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: or they lurk now and dont chat as much..cant watch live and watch on youtube..
 pleonasticTautology: @IanWAdams  thank you! i noticed his name on the mothership and i went !!!, and it made me happy to see he's doing well
 KarnakGWJ: Oh my goodness Thank you!
 Gekyouryuu: I choose to believe chat is made up of the same 15 people and whenever a name stops showing up, they merely changed usernames as a bit.
 RatherLargeToad: clearly aliens
 KarnakGWJ: @rosesmcgee Thanks for the gift sub!
GreatGodOm: I've been lurking here since the yrr of LRR.
 rosesmcgee: @KarnakGWJ  
 kumatsu: I run into that a lot with webcomics, someone is consistently posting a story that's fun and engaging and then they just disappear and I spend 4 years wondering where they went
 pleonasticTautology: i was on cohost before joining bluesky so i didn't see, like. anyone. for a while.
 KarnakGWJ: It's been a long trip, eh?
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 KingOfDoma: I will never be unbroke enough to gift 150 subs, sorry
 IanWAdams: Thanks so much!
 pleonasticTautology: also like, g-d. being trans and plural and insane makes continuity really hard? like
 pleonasticTautology: we are fully Not The Same Person we were
 EnglishGrinn: I have a great shame that about, what, 6 years ago I let my sub lapse and so now I *only* look like I've been here like 11 years
Bruceski: @kumatsu One I was following went on indefinite hiatus because she got a dream job that doesn't leave free time. Great for her, sad for people following the story.
 Gekyouryuu: if you scrub out, you can play that TMNT deck that's 1-1, right?
 KarnakGWJ: Maybe I'm getting maudlin in my dotage, but it's nice to be able to tune into a community that's dialed into kindness, rather than the rage cyclone that has been moving through the online world.
 KingOfDoma: @KarnakGWJ Agreed on that
 GamerCat88:  thinking
 pleonasticTautology: @IanWAdams no problem!
 KarnakGWJ: I always come back for Desert Bus though!
 EnglishGrinn: LRRs numbers make me sad sometimes. A guy screaming about how angry he is about games gets 2 million subs. LRR gets 150k decent kind hearted people
 GamerCat88: start a Rave cyclone instead
GreyThey: Can't just jump on the rage bandwagon
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Rage Cyclone soundss like a magic card
 30teracyte: its the same for the powered cube, its just an assortment of alchemy packs
Mai_Andra: I like the Rankin/Bass-style goblin design they have here.
Furrytractor: Best set of last year Final Fantasy?
Grimnus: Its packs for the sets the remix is made from id imagine
GreyThey: That would be cringe rage
 EnglishGrinn: Your Harlem Shake video was only like a year behind
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: nothing sadder than a failing grifter
 bojukabob: You don't want to start talking about Ethics In Games Journalism?
 KarnakGWJ: Crange?
 TehAmelie: rainge?
 Unas84: since we're playing TMNT now, clearly it's Krang
 KarnakGWJ: It's best if you cycle your bebop in the privacy of your own home. No shame, though.
 2Flower: Cranking the (mutant) hog
 KaleidoscopeMind: hmm... (checking schedules) do i shift my weekly grocery shop by ~4 hours to buy girl scout cookies in person
 dolphgrim: Idk, but It sounds like DVD menu music to me
 TehAmelie: or, who's out there rocking bebop music in public?
Furrytractor: We kept all 4-drops 
GreatGodOm: @2Flower I like your username.
 Gekyouryuu: Cranking your Bebop to get your Rocks(teady) off
 dolphgrim: Oh no. It's the avatar!
 2Flower: Yep. i was there for stream one.
 TehAmelie: i was thinking a mutant Voltorb
 2Flower: Never stopped.
EvilBadman: Ah, but what if we scrub out of two drafts
 FinestOtter: Did they fix the wins and losses not counting bug I heard about today?
n3ther: rarer than a golden kappa
Morrigan9: 3000 years ago
 IanWAdams: oh, what naming conventions does BC have for Girl Scout cookies? Are they Peanut Butter Patties or Tagalongs?
 IanWAdams: or a third, Canadian thing
 TehAmelie: oh no, i have opened the door to Pokemon Turtles crossover
 ContingentCat: the sandwich cookies are pretty good
Xed_Regulus: Yeah, us poor Canadians are dpreived cookies
 IanWAdams: oh wow. it is indeed a third, Canadian thing
ghyllnox: Do you have Boy Scouts or do you have Boy Guides?
 rosesmcgee: They have to get their fix shipped across the border, under the cover of darkness
EvilBadman: pflip maybe?
 KingOfDoma: Scout is slightly more male coded than guides
 TehAmelie: clearly the third option should be NB Rangers
ghyllnox: Same in the US, it's now "Scouting America"
 Gekyouryuu: the only kind of Girl Scout cookie I liked were the ones that were a square shortbread cookie with one of a number of animal designs in the center and a fudge coating on the back, like a Keebler Fudge Stripe without the stripes
 FinestOtter: I think you've been able to be a girl in scouts for at least 20 years, my sister was in it
 Gekyouryuu: and they stopped making them
 FinestOtter: Scouts canada
loufghyslaufey: What are these statistics for again?
aerohydra: channel founder badge
aerohydra: first 25 subs
 KarnakGWJ: Bidding war for next DB?
 ContingentCat: let's find out?
 Gekyouryuu: it IS how it works, because I was just shy of getting 1st on another channel I'm subbed to and it got cycled down to me
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GreatGodOm: Since we are already eating our member berries. I would also like to shout out the comedy drafts on MTGO Academy.
 pleonasticTautology: yeah actually to speak to that
 pleonasticTautology: graham we used to have so much anxiety about joining huge servers. we still do, but less, because lrrcord is so nice? everyone's pretty chill
megathemythicalbeastnew: Hello...
GreyThey: Not really anything to lose by revoking from a deleted account
GreyThey: Could just test it out
 pleonasticTautology: hello!
Mai_Andra: Tokka, when the walls fell
 Pheonix888: Beavers?
 Gekyouryuu: on the topic of remembering older stuff, I still watch the Spooky Sealed from like a decade-ish ago at least once a year so I can see the time I played against y'all and remember I DID used to be somewhat ok at this game
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 UnknownFriday: I wasn't Day 1 on the channel, but I was Day 1 for Bezos Bucks.
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EvilBadman: The final death of a twitch account, when its 1st status is revoked
seanmrwick: but first....coffee
 TheMerricat: Chat had to run some errands, did we ever win any of the artifact matches?
 Gekyouryuu: maybe their username IS Deactivated
 KarnakGWJ: What a fun surprise that could have been.
GreyThey: If you just keep revoking that one, does it keep going down the list until it hits someone you want to have it?
Furrytractor: They probably drew foot ninja?
seanmrwick: They have Men-a-che?
Furrytractor: Nioe they're dying
Furrytractor: No, you have a mutagen
 KaleidoscopeMind: "we've unveiled it" (chat proceeds to throw money at LRR for several years nonstop)
Furrytractor: Yes it does
Furrytractor: They have 1 blocker
 TheMerricat: doesn't the mutagen give you just enough for dob
seanmrwick: cowabunga, my dudes!
Furrytractor: Exactsies 
 RatherLargeToad: praise the ooze
 dolphgrim: No ice cream kittyyyy
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why does Arena animate a waffle iron onto a bunch of things when they come into play in this set?
Furrytractor: Vote out
 pleonasticTautology: the creative text writer for that card wanted to name that card "space the suspect"
 KarnakGWJ: T_T
ghyllnox: 
AstraNata: LuL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ContingentCat: 
Furrytractor: It's REALLY funny now that it's pointed out
 Omthebox: That's right. The food the turtles are known for. Waffles
 Sorator13: "I thought their thing was pizza, not waffles?!"
n3ther: i mean my man hole doesn't that's for sure
seanmrwick: @Sorator13 It is
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: No offense taken. There might have been a "I made Graham laugh" fist pump.
 dolphgrim: What do the man holes look like, Graham?
 KaleidoscopeMind: now to get a custom waffle iron with that pattern
AstraNata: on that note, Happy Waffle Day everyone 
GreyThey: Pizza bagles are a thing. Why not pizza waffles?
 Gekyouryuu: @Sorator13 "what if they make a pizza... ON a waffle!"
Mai_Andra: Hmmm... waffle-pizza...
 pleonasticTautology: HAH
 Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
 raulghoulia: amazing
seanmrwick: There's something I thoroughly enjoy with listening with TTC nicknames while marking up a document for work
 Thadrin46: Noone can beat gavin's drag name
seanmrwick: I guess it's trying so hard not to laugh at a lot of the nicknames and jokes
seanmrwick: look at all those bears
 pleonasticTautology: yeah, got that button 
 kumatsu: also CK just announced they're at MC Vegas
 pleonasticTautology: got a TON of store credit this month so i'm doing sweeping upgrades to all our decks
seanmrwick: yaaaay
GreyThey: Do they send you a button for selling things?
 pleonasticTautology: i'm waiting to buy instants or sorceries until after mystical archive 2
 TehAmelie: food idea: raptor pizza
Desruprot: I use the Affiliate code with my decks that I buy
 TehAmelie: okay raptors are extinct but that can't be a big problem
 Thadrin46: Amsterdam > vegas
GreyThey: James, are you going to add the buttons to your dusty shelf?
Desruprot: been using it for a while, I think I have almost 80 commander decks now
Bruceski: "Hello, I am, um, Guy Notler. May I please have a button?"
EvilBadman: I considered adding a random tchotchke with what I just handed over for you, ah well
 pleonasticTautology: WOW
 pleonasticTautology: i just have FOUR
 pleonasticTautology: i have precons
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: my friend has a a full few shelves in his house nothing but commander precons
theambivalentagender: I have 100 completed commander decks. I should get one of those stanley thingies.
theambivalentagender: I have adhd
Desruprot: I am approaching 6 or 7 Stanleys and I rotate them weekly
 thalcot: that’s over 10000 cards!
 Thadrin46: I'll be bringing 5 or 6 decks to amsterdam plus dandan.
theambivalentagender: I have a collection outside of the decks that are currently vaguely forming into another 20 or so decks
 RatherLargeToad: I just ordered cards for my ninth frog commander.  I have a theme and I stick to it 
 KarnakGWJ: Good Lord. I thought my friend had a lot when he could roll a d20 to randomize what he wanted to play.
 pleonasticTautology: i have a jansport that i keep my 4 commander decks in, with an academic for tokens + some dice, then another dice holder, my DIE dice, and a thing of ultra fine tip dry erase markers for my INFINITOKENStm
 kumatsu: the number of cards I own is "too many"
theambivalentagender: Right now I'm trying to sort through my entire collection to see if there's stuff I want to sell anything at MC Vegas
 KarnakGWJ: I need to downsize too =|
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, I'm dreading going through my collection.....it's alot.
 pleonasticTautology: i'm donating a ton of bulk to magikits
GreyThey: After all the selling, will you break even on the new deck you're building?
 kumatsu: oh look, time to check in my for my flight to the Magic event in Tacoma this weekend, the grind never ends
GreyThey: (or cube, not deck)
EvilBadman: I just scanned 4000 draft chaff commons and uncommons to double check for hidden gold before it gets out of my place
thehellbox: hell ya a green player
 RatherLargeToad: does have first strike, so blocks well
GreyThey: Nice
 dolphgrim: How Graham and James got their Pizza Back: a Documentary
Furrytractor: They have no graveyard yeah?
 pleonasticTautology: we keep a very small collection: 99% of our cards are in decks
EvilBadman: @pleonasticTautology s,mart
Furrytractor: Block raptor on leo and double bebop
Furrytractor: 1 is saved from bebop
 Chronomagistrate: Yeah... I have 22 Commander decks, 5 Pauper Commander decks, 1 Canlander deck, and a box which - in theory - I could reconstruct any precon from 2017-2022.
Furrytractor: Maybe they miss the line
theambivalentagender: Honestly I hardly ever sign up for events at magic cons, because magic cons are my opportunity to rotate through these damn decks and actually play them
GreyThey: Missed opportunity: Foods get Snackrificed
Furrytractor: They keep missing the line
Desruprot: nonbasic lands can be powerful
 pleonasticTautology: @EvilBadman we sold as much as we could to ck but yeah like. we have precons to just have a social activity with equal power levels, we have our 4 decks we've brewed, and like. one each of sets we had a lot of because we at least want to keep Some
Furrytractor: They win-moreing
 Unas84: Bebop & Rocksteady + tenderize the foot?
 pleonasticTautology: also we're a spreadsheet freak and love being organized
 pleonasticTautology: we bought a label printer *to make labels for bcw card dividoers*
Furrytractor: We can hold up tenderize as well if they finally see turtle lair
 pleonasticTautology: and our sets are in release order
Furrytractor: They STILL dont see the line?
Furrytractor: What did they tutor for?
Furrytractor: Block the 5/5 WAIT for ninjutsu
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, I bet they have a ninja
 pleonasticTautology: dammit you made me yawn
Furrytractor: And mutaunt chain can kill the beaver, yeah?
Desruprot: not dead yet
DMGlol: get dem beavers out of here
drewm1022: NICE beaver!
Furrytractor: We're just dead here now sadly
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BalthusHomewood: Howdy? How's the deck?
 pleonasticTautology: you can get foot ninjas? i think there's a cream for that
Furrytractor: We did not deserve to survive, but at the same time, opp doesn't really deserve to win eithert
 LurkerSpine: well hey, time goal successful
 pleonasticTautology: nice werzog impression though
Furrytractor: Good stream though
 pleonasticTautology: thank you for streaming!
 KarnakGWJ: Thanks for streaming. I'll try and tune in more regularly. I can feel my BP lowering.
 dolphgrim: Opponent has proven that Zappa does-indeed-live
 thalcot: thanks for the stream!
 pleonasticTautology: give graham stark $5
 KaleidoscopeMind: haggidibidiberger
CrossXhunteR: just got here
n3ther: tiny sized
 pleonasticTautology: popper.
 Gekyouryuu: only Cameron? is Cori ill?
 ContingentCat: something is going to happen!
Mai_Andra: definitely not Destiny
 Gekyouryuu: next week is The Silent, i believe
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ContingentCat: thanks Graham and James 
 ContingentCat: !nexty
 ContingentCat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Miniature Painting Night) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (49m from now).
DoodlestheGreat: !next
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