Metric_Furlong: I learned that wikipedia has official hentai OCs
Metric_Furlong: how's everyone else doing
accountmadeforants: @Metric_Furlong I'm having a hard time parsing those words in that order, but uh, good for them? Is this like those OS-tan things, a personified Wikipedia but lewd?
Metric_Furlong: @accountmadeforants no, these are different than wikipedia-tan (which is also a thing that exists but afaik is officially depicted fully clothed). I think they were created for illustrative purposes for a wikipedia page on hentai tropes
accountmadeforants: @Metric_Furlong Ah, like that, that does make sense.
accountmadeforants: Can't just rip an image from some hentai, there'd be copyright concerns
Metric_Furlong: most likely yeah
accountmadeforants: Now part of me hopes they were paid for it, so when the inevitable donation drive starts again I can mentally replace the words with "help us pay for more hentai".
Metric_Furlong: heh
accountmadeforants:
Anyway, I'm off to make dinner, hope the rest of your day is just as enriching as learning about that was 
rosesmcgee: Morning Adam and Nelly, mic is hot btw
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: MiC is hotter then the Sun
BusTed: (it is on)
BraveOthello: Mic 5!
rosesmcgee: I would never
BusTed: roses is not messing with you
ShaneLeeAtk: So hot is that nic
doubleo21: Mic is very hot
LoadingReadyRun: now?
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BusTed: all good now
ShaneLeeAtk: Clear!!
rosesmcgee: that would be a hilarious shot in the dark though
BraveOthello: Mic cold
lightfut: Oki oki fight club has rules?
BraveOthello: Love this track, I just finished a Road Quest rewatch
TXC2:
so I was in the toilet when that started, and I just assumed Nelson was doing a bit 
AutoMeris: lol, arriving just in time to hear Nelly go "oh, it's the *second* microphone" is peak
therepoman__: Howdy gamers
rosesmcgee: happy friday, gamers. we made it.
BraveOthello: So someone remind me, what *are* the rules of OOFC?
nymistrya: @BraveOthello Rule 1, talk about OOFC for the engagement.
TXC2: Lariat bad, Nelson is the goat
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BusTed: can hear
ShaneLeeAtk: We can see and hear you
BraveOthello: @TXC2 This sounds like the start of a poem. "Lariat is bad, Nelson is the goat, when in doubt punch them in the throat"
rosesmcgee: we can see and hear all!
Obos_TAB: we see booth and hear
lightfut: Can hear can see
AutoMeris: I can hear you, hello!
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TXC2: we can hear you, you have an echo, Cameron had this problem yesturday
BraveOthello: Yarp
TXC2: BraveOthello clap clap clap
Obos_TAB: no double but im on a mono headset
TXC2: !patreon
ashtonfpd: nelly handcam sounds provocative
TheMerricat:
I just woke up chat, I'm taking from context clues that they know they have an echo. 
TXC2: TheMerricat they do indeed
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Obos_TAB: Chat can easily diagnose and solve this issue
BraveOthello: Adam, vamp for the man!
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TheMerricat: Is it double audio or just a really high reverb on regularo audio?
LurkerSpine:
100 Haute
TXC2: ooo hand cam
BusTed: hand cam hand cam
MungoDude: ooh handcam
CaptainSpam: Ah, it's a handicam.
lochnessseammonster:

ashtonfpd: oh that controller is such good value
BraveOthello: Normally you'd be have to pay extra for content like this
nymistrya: Is there an overlap of fighting game players and hand models? It feels like there should be
rosesmcgee: that's a fine looking leverless
hatboozeparty:

the_fanerdic: hand cam, but when feet cam?
Heefnoff: Well well well if it ain't the oki oki boys
Heefnoff: Your audio sounds not great rn
hatboozeparty: HAND CAM!?
Heefnoff: Oh I see it's using audio from the cam
rosesmcgee: @Heefnoff they working it
CaptainSpam: So it's come to this. Nelly's throwing hands on stream.
Heefnoff: Gotcha gotcha
TheMerricat:
NGL chat, I did not expect a fighting game acessory to look like a panel stolen from Three Mile Island. 
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TXC2:
the_fanerdic you gotta pay a VERY high tier on the patreon for that 
hatboozeparty: Doubled
Heefnoff: Woah didn't know Nelly was playing on the doohickey
Obos_TAB: something changed
TheMerricat: Triple audo!
ashtonfpd:
@TheMerricat 
the_fanerdic: @TXC2 NAME YOUR PRICE
MungoDude: is something audio being monitored?
TheMerricat: It's tripled
Heefnoff: Tripled and not using a good mic
Zaneysed: oh the leverless clacks
TheMerricat: Not trolling.
LurkerSpine: They're not trolling
Heefnoff: Wait
lochnessseammonster: it is weird but i don't know how to explain the problem
TXC2: TheMerricat men crave the board with buttons
hatboozeparty: Ohh
TheMerricat: Just lost it
LurkerSpine: Oh that's much better
Heefnoff: It just changed
MungoDude: that's better
Zaneysed: WAIT WE DID IT
Obos_TAB: hahahaha
hatboozeparty: Fixed
ShaneLeeAtk: That fixed it
ashtonfpd: oh mics fixed
lochnessseammonster: oh that is better
TXC2: that did it!
TheMerricat: Adam fixed it
nymistrya: No that was perfect
brieandbacon: Nah, that's better
Heefnoff: All good now
CaptainSpam: Fixed it.
lochnessseammonster:

Heefnoff: Yeah fixed
the_fanerdic: Adam the tech wiz
Heefnoff: Good stuff
the_fanerdic:

lochnessseammonster:

TXC2: this is the same busing thing that Cameron did!
omdorastrix: Better quality, a little quiet
hatboozeparty: Audio magic
Obos_TAB: thats a bummer sorry guys
Heefnoff: REAL
lochnessseammonster: adam is an audio knower
brieandbacon: Ahh, only face, no game
TheMerricat:
@LoadingReadyRun so you want to know something funny? I think that was Cameron's fix too. 
TXC2: TheMerricat it was
ashtonfpd: we implicitly know nellys hands are absolutely USING that doohicky
dougbeal: The solution is (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ !
lochnessseammonster:

AutoMeris: We appreciated what little we got of handcam
TXC2: !store
hatboozeparty:

Obos_TAB: It is cool hope you get it sorted
MilkInBags: I'm back from lunch, I had amburger and woot beer
ManWithTheMask13: what's good big dog and coach
Obos_TAB: is thumb button jump now? thats usually the standard
MilkInBags: why not use a racing game pedal for jump input
TheMerricat:
@MilkInBags I live for the day when we have full body controlers for games. 
Obos_TAB: i know a lot of folks who turn lk into DR button and just shift over
LurkerSpine: LMAO
Wilcroft: I know some people buy foot pedals for crouch in shootymans
Obos_TAB: get adam the stardew minecart to drive
TheMerricat:
I wonder if foot pedals would be kosher equip to bring to a tournament. 
ManWithTheMask13: Get the Itazan doohickey
Obos_TAB: @TheMerricat i htink as long as no buttons are executing two motion inputs at once its fine.
TXC2:
TheMerricat I need to see someone win Evo with a DDR pad now 
dragonflare9: are we doing ranked or a custom room today?
MilkInBags: PREACH
AutoMeris: wow that really is "a device," huh
nymistrya: Adam, thank you
ManWithTheMask13: woah, dude, ya luke huge
lochnessseammonster:

nymistrya: There is at least 2 of us
TXC2: dragonflare9 probably ranked
MilkInBags: fake ass zelda game
lochnessseammonster: based
MilkInBags: the new god of war is as good as breath of the wild
dutchmoose: I think that's where I stopped playing it too
TXC2: forced stealth in game is often sucky so Adam has merit
TXC2: *games
ManWithTheMask13: Adam you fuck with spirit tracks y/n
MilkInBags: "what if we artificially made every enemy dumb"
AutoMeris: second person I've heard knock BotW recently. each unto their own, I loved it
MrSarkhan: True!
rosesmcgee: Very few games get stealth right so that's "fun"
chaos5896:
okey dokey artichokey, time to watch some okki okki 
Obos_TAB: man i want another mark of the ninja
ashtonfpd: the only stealth game i ever enjoyed was dishonered
MilkInBags: even elden ring fell in the trap
TXC2: I'm not that absolutist, but Yes Adam yes
TheMerricat:
Metal Gear games. 
dutchmoose: Does Horizon count
ManWithTheMask13: honestly mw2 and mw3 have some banger stealth sections
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AutoMeris: no you're right, quit trying to force stealth where it don't belong
MilkInBags: dragons ligma 2
ashtonfpd: is dragons dogma 2 good ?
AutoMeris: I love stealth games, but when you're not expecting it and not equipped for it, it's the worst time
Obos_TAB: Anyone at LRR playing Marathon?
MilkInBags: @ashtonfpd haha
dragonflare9: Adam has once again entered the hyperbolic time chamber
Dovian: Man I wish Dogma 2 had been better, there was so much room for innovating from the first one
ashtonfpd: @MilkInBags uhoh
TXC2: Obos_TAB Cameron and Graham played it on Talking Sim yesturday
hatboozeparty: They can't see you if you stand perfectly still with your giant pink mohawk.
ManWithTheMask13: if you were a 9-5 guard would you look around more
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AutoMeris: the other thing is non-stealth game devs don't seem to understand that failing stealth shouldn't be an instant game over
dragonflare9: @AutoMeris this
Obos_TAB: I actually didn't mind the Star Wars Outlaws stealth
ashtonfpd: litterally getting paid tolook around
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
MilkInBags: not every day is productive at work, i bet stealth sections are designed on fridays
hatboozeparty: The pay isn't that good.
rosesmcgee: Except one break in on your watch and you need a new job
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ManWithTheMask13: adam wants that post job grog
ManWithTheMask13: that 6 pm grog
bl1ghtbouquet: heyo
MilkInBags: minimum guard wage, minimum guard awareness
Obos_TAB: grog is cannonically a solvent anyway
ashtonfpd: guards in my town get paid to save people with narcan mostly lol they aint getting paid enough for that
nymistrya: Look, I worked overnights at a gas station, and they taught us not to be heroes if there was a robbery or something. And I would absolutely take that farther and bag the cash for them over getting shot
bl1ghtbouquet: LMAO
lochnessseammonster:

abracajakra:

MilkInBags: security guards without weapons is basically just begging people to not do bad things or else they'll have to hurt someone
TXC2: Security guards exist for insurance reasons, they don't secure anything
Obos_TAB: What if your the first guard to see a new villain and you get to like...name him. "He was some kind of...Cookie Dough Man. Pill-Buried"
ashtonfpd: inadvertently promoting grounded footsies
Alex_Frostfire: Secure-ish-y guards.
MilkInBags:

ManWithTheMask13: I hit a sick deadpool training mode combo last night
bl1ghtbouquet: yeahhhh
MilkInBags: punishing your stick is funny
bl1ghtbouquet: it be like that sometimes
ashtonfpd: damn this is me af
rosesmcgee: "You sicken me" - Nelly to his fightstick
AutoMeris: taking your controller out of the room is like getting mad at someone for something they did in a dream
lochnessseammonster: true
ashtonfpd: damn fighting games are really about personal growth huh?
MilkInBags:
learning 
ashtonfpd: @MilkInBags are you from Ont where the milk is indeed bagged?
ManWithTheMask13: You just have to keep strengthening that brain and keep making it wrinkly
AceGun_: Hey there, Oki Oki-ers.
ashtonfpd: long sets with a homie hele me get used to new controller layouts
TXC2: hello AceGun_ welcome
AutoMeris: a good priority for games in general
TXC2: leaning how to accept mistakes and move on is how I finally got my brown belt in karate after 21 months when it's ment to take 6
MilkInBags: @ashtonfpd no Quebec
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ManWithTheMask13: my right hand threw
ManWithTheMask13: dog ate my inputs
Zaneysed: I love managing the wave /s
Zaneysed: I just wanna shove
SnackPak_: Beej and Ian, together forever
freshmaker__: creep blocking and pulling my beloved. dota support player for life.
TXC2: I thinki you're next to Adam Nelson
creasehearst: you're between Adam, James and Beej
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 can i say i dropped the combo because of the socio economical climate and that the lack of funds for education made me prone to learning issues?
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags you? no
MilkInBags: dang
James_LRR: I spent all that time (5 minutes) setting up your cool fight stick camera and you're not even using it? HOW RUDE.
MilkInBags: james you set up the crotch camera, not the stick camera
AceGun_: We're getting a hand cam?
AutoMeris: when it doesn't mess with audio
ashtonfpd: james accidentally setting up the endoscope
James_LRR:
Oh. I muted it yesterday. Not sure why that did that. Sorry 
rosesmcgee: WIP, we'll get there
lochnessseammonster: yeah life is too short for that
MilkInBags:
but adam, you have a live audience to help you stress test it 
Obos_TAB: bug killer
Obos_TAB: your KOs are doubled
TXC2:
so how many Alexs we gonna fight today eh chat? 
MilkInBags: it depends what time the kids are back from school
30teracyte: alex is plus after a charged heavy normal
JKBalch: Way to go Nelly
ashtonfpd: didnt they patchthe lore so alex doesnt end up marrying the woman he raised?
AceGun_: Alex is always plus
saucemaster5000:
they patched his storyline so now he's a good guy 
TXC2: ashtonfpd he didn't raise her, she was his adoptee sister
Senrek: the dive is at best -1 but that takes really good spacing
AceGun_: He can space it to make the dive safe, but it is really tough.
AceGun_: Yeah, I meant more that he is never going to be plus, so you are free to press.
ashtonfpd: @TXC2 hmm i suppose that is legal, but not any less weird right?
ManWithTheMask13: yeah but how do they fair in the Dijon matchup
TXC2: ashtonfpd it's 1 degree less weird
TXC2: siblings, at least, tend to be on the same level power dynamics wise compared to a parent/sibling relationship
GamerCat88: @ashtonfpd i think its still weird
marchphoenix: Wow can you believe it's been 2 oki okis since Alex released?
CaptainSpam: A very defensive match.
ashtonfpd: anyone bring up bidets in this chat yet or is that up to me?
ManWithTheMask13: I bring up crypts sometimes
TXC2: ashtonfpd no, we like Adam here
MilkInBags: @ashtonfpd did you drop a cool one in a WoW raid
saucemaster5000: when? when do you bting up crypts?
saucemaster5000: bting
saucemaster5000: noooooo
MilkInBags: sauce lmao
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 You know me, I bring up crypts all the time. How can you just say that to my face
MilkInBags: doom you sound more like a pit guy
TXC2: letting typos hurt you? you are weak, and your bloodline is weak, and history will forget them
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v_nome: Crypt of the North they call him
ashtonfpd: i should build a crypt in my backyard colin furze style
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags it's hard to be a good crypt
ManWithTheMask13: *beat
TXC2: Bison being in white makes it look like we're fighting the captain of the ship
saucemaster5000: putting this somehow to the tune of "it's hip to be square"
MilkInBags: is bison's horse called shadowmax
AceGun_: Hello, new S-tier broken character!
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags Oh, Milk. You've missed some fantastic conversations
ashtonfpd: Damn c viper looks sick
TXC2: this is her SF4 look
MilkInBags: what's c viper's thing
ManWithTheMask13: very banana
TheMerricat: @MilkInBags She hits people.
TheMerricat: @MilkInBags Hard.
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags she's really into acegun
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags she works for the CIA
AceGun_: @MilkInBags high-execution smoothering rushdown
PhuzNutz: Scha-wheat! Old guy smacky-smacky time!
MilkInBags: like marisa but different, got it
saucemaster5000: yup
PhuzNutz: Thanks for continuing to make Fridays great
MilkInBags: hey you cant burn a passport, that's a federal crime
AceGun_: Her main gimmick is that she can cancel her moves into super-jump, which she can cancel the startup of the jump into other moves and feints. Very tricky.
saucemaster5000: what if it's not your real passport?
MilkInBags: mmm, i guess the crime cancels the other one?
lochnessseammonster:
ok gamers i've got a big cleaning day... cuz tomorrow i get a new desk and am one step closer to a gaming set up and starting sf6
wish me luck!
TXC2: also she's CIA, so everything she does is a crime....morally at least
MilkInBags: @lochnessseammonster gym, now sf6!?
lochnessseammonster:

lochnessseammonster:
@MilkInBags call me influenced 
TXC2: good luck lochnessseammonster
ashtonfpd: sounds like a good influence to me
saucemaster5000: I'm beginning to think this person's real name is not "crimson"
ManWithTheMask13: hell yeah, nelly
lochnessseammonster:
@ashtonfpd agreed 
lochnessseammonster:

TXC2:
saucemaster5000 given the way children are named these days, it might be 
ashtonfpd: nelly is jumping well in this matchup
MilkInBags: wait, you're down after a grab, she can't hit you again that's illegal!
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags Guile comes out with the yellow card
saucemaster5000: boy the banana color viper ain't doing it for me or del monte
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TXC2: saucemaster5000 maybe she's sponsored by relish choice?
ManWithTheMask13: Lesgo
AceGun_:
Nice one.
saucemaster5000: counter-strike: citation needed
xVoxtric: Heyo gamers
TXC2: hello xVoxtric welcome
v_nome: Could still be a manual fireball that turned into a dp to avoid the damage penalty
ManWithTheMask13: no way
30teracyte: lol
AceGun_: hmm
saucemaster5000: weee
TXC2: holy lag batman!
ManWithTheMask13: there's just no way
HorusFive: tragic
TXC2: !time
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xVoxtric: burn one for me
AceGun_: who has the time?
ManWithTheMask13: you run out, presumably
Obos_TAB: must be connecting from the future 51st state
saucemaster5000: it's hard living every day for 20.
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
HorusFive: Can you even name 5 weeds?
ashtonfpd: mowie wowie
HorusFive: Dandilion
saucemaster5000: pineapple smush?
xVoxtric: currently on some lemonzkittles
couchboyj: Splurge
saucemaster5000: it's a cake
hatboozeparty: I'm learning a lot today
ashtonfpd: these bc guys cant even name weed? they arent true patriots
SnackPak_: the kids have so many kinds of weed now
TXC2:
the problem is, all of these could be real cannabis strains 
nymistrya: @ashtonfpd smh, we used to be a country
MilkInBags: if i was a weed cultivator, I'd call mine w33d
Obos_TAB: everybody's got a cousin
saucemaster5000: metal gear enemies -- liquid weed and solid weed
nymistrya: "we" I saw from deep in the midwest
SnackPak_: hell yeah Nelly
MilkInBags: is it your cousin whose dad works at nintendo
xVoxtric: that's hell yea
ashtonfpd: thats fucking awesome honestly
TXC2: heck of a bong
saucemaster5000: was a big smoke out of an apple guy
MilkInBags: maybe switch to aluminium
ashtonfpd: yeah an edible on the weeking IS actually truly patiotic these days
Obos_TAB: i get randomed for work so i still haven't gotten to any legal stuff
couchboyj: Gummy enjoyer myself. The flavors they make for these things. I wish I could get em without the THC for snacks.
MilkInBags: I'm high on life
raulghoulia: Wee King
ManWithTheMask13: awww
xVoxtric: Bearot like Tarot
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags high on potenuse
TXC2: the tarot for bears? or were every card is just The Bear! ?
MilkInBags: doom
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags yes, Milk my chum
MilkInBags:

AceGun_: Every Frame a Footsies
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags life is the street word for pharmaceutical grade amphetamines
Obos_TAB: Merieke Ri Bearot?!
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MilkInBags: project hail mary (no meter, at 50 hp)
MilkInBags:
@saucemaster5000 no way 
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags I gotta go see that. I hear it's fun.
TXC2:
everyone knows home cooked meth is better then that corpo shit 
MilkInBags:

Zaneysed: Just lett'er rip
MilkInBags: that's a W, time to celebrate with weed
TXC2: it's the small victories that matter
Zaneysed: just 1 level 3 as a treat
loudestmute: It's not a jinx, it's a celebration of how far we've come.
Mazrae: hello all, how are things going.....my new cat is giving birth to kittens
raulghoulia: Luke has a shoryuken?
MilkInBags:
$5 
raulghoulia: get that bread
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome, give all our love to the new moma
ManWithTheMask13: ooh a crisp 5iver
MilkInBags: what a range
HorusFive: Much like a gatcha game
Zaneysed: WE LOVE GAMBLING
TheMerricat: and not even 5 because it's a COULD.
TXC2:
like a scratch ticket 
HorusFive: Tell the truth- as is GameGuesser? We Won't be mad
ashtonfpd: is bearot a bear parrot combo?
lightfut: I got a crisp 5er for ya
AceGun_: I hope they make you do a gatcha pull to figure out how much you are getting paid.
HorusFive: *was
saucemaster5000: don't poo poo $5 lisa
rosesmcgee: They made their promotional offer a gacha, that's commitment
v_nome: But for only $500 I can get a guaranteed SSSR waifu
Wolfstrike_NL: Can we earn timeouts with these gambles?
ashtonfpd: wait, are gatcha just like MLMs?
Zaneysed: This ken will go far
rosesmcgee: That was a hoot
lochnessseammonster:
hell yeah 
TK_Squared: Did someone say Guess the Game?
MWGNZ: guess the game was great
ManWithTheMask13: That was fun but I took a nap at some point
raulghoulia: dude I used to play Sid Meiers Pirates all the time too. I shamed me and my family
TK_Squared: Half-Life 2: Episode 2.
ashtonfpd: classist
ManWithTheMask13: The fucking subnautica guess into Spore killed me
AceGun_: Mods have qualified immunity
saucemaster5000: timing out millionaires costs money too
lightfut: I could take a long ride to Memphis these days
Zaneysed: This ken is on ice skates
Zaneysed: its sick
raulghoulia: I now understand why we keep talking about bear tarots
ashtonfpd: that ken was whiff punishing like this was tekken
ManWithTheMask13: what a club name
saucemaster5000: awwwww
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saucemaster5000: dafuck who woke up tod?
TXC2: well it's good someone is out there loving people
ManWithTheMask13: @xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx do you prefer chunky or smooth peanut butter
raulghoulia: moms need love too.
xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: why limit yourself
LurkerSpine: there have been reports of input issues this update
ManWithTheMask13: @xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx so both?
ashtonfpd: nelso is winning quite abit despite the controller swap.
xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: of course!
saucemaster5000: he mixes them together
ManWithTheMask13: Hmmm, curious
v_nome: smunky
saucemaster5000:
nome
raulghoulia: @v_nome dont like that
ashtonfpd: holy shit hes got those half charged combos
raulghoulia: and then early midnight snack
hatboozeparty: What about second lunch?
saucemaster5000: anyone want some homemade churros?
TXC2:
and then the diet just spirals from there 
Wolfstrike_NL: @hatboozeparty also early
lightfut: Banana bread at work? Hell yeah
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saucemaster5000: a sweep into DI enjoyer?
NeoKevlar: is that her sweep that we're not punishing?
Senrek: @NeoKevlar ye
LurkerSpine: wow
Blakemcm: the old modern one and done
Mr_Horrible: strange beasts out on the range today
Mathwyn: Another no shirts match
LurkerSpine: SaGAT
Blakemcm: bob sagat
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: What Up Oki Oki Team, anyone else been ignoring the storyline so they can play some Alex and sleep at night
Mr_Horrible: it's okay Prop they're hotfixing it so he unfucks his cousin
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: there is counterplay to alex's burnout loop but its counterintuitive
Mathwyn: And what about in the game?
ManWithTheMask13: watching as I go corner to corner and shedding a single tear
Mr_Horrible: You're telling *me* pal! <waggles groucho marx cigar>
Senrek: the heavy flash chop is also pretty slow you can probably interrupt it
Senrek: married and impregnated
saucemaster5000: oh he's still dating his cousin, he just didn't raise her
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: he still married his adoptive kid sister, its not much better
Mr_Horrible: I love fighting games. Hotfix to uncreate the incest baby
Blakemcm: you brought it up chief!
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, chunky or smooth peanut butter?
MilkInBags: fighting game lore was a mistake
Mr_Horrible: no, Luke is a striver
Mathwyn: What lesson did we learn adam?
Mathwyn: Never read twitch chat
ashtonfpd: luke seems like the kinda guy to get his name tattooed across his back
Mr_Horrible: but also yeah I don't have any idea what his strings against burnout so IDK where the gaps are
MilkInBags: your job is to make the caged apes react
ashtonfpd: hes good at baiting me
chaos5896: hi adam
30teracyte: time to start timing people out for fun
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: you have to take the MP hit then you can interrupt the heavy flash chop @Mr_Horrible
loudestmute: See, this is why the only pillar of Virtua Fighter lore is "Jeffry invests all his prize money into a new boat to hunt down The Satan Shark. He's currently 0-6 in that matchup."
ashtonfpd: hes mastered the craft of baiting
ManWithTheMask13: did y'all hear they're patching Mausoleums so you can no longer get trapped in them, huge game changer
maybe_games: may we refer to you as the great conduit?
HorusFive: Hey! I'm just avoiding work!
Blakemcm: this pro wrestler is playing like ultimate warrior. keeps gassing out
MilkInBags: i type in twitch chat to display my vast knowledge
Obos_TAB: @MilkInBags oh yeah name 5 songs by VAST
ashtonfpd: i just join chats to talk about the oilers mostly
Blakemcm: ex move ex move im blown up brother
Mr_Horrible: @PropTheTrailblazerMTG see this is the thing because my brain will *always* think that the opportunity is after the big heavy hit instead of before
MilkInBags: vast 1 2 3 4 5
Obos_TAB: fuk
saucemaster5000: go edmonton
MilkInBags: it can't be your team if you never watch it
ashtonfpd: your not vancouver fan? wth
Mr_Horrible: a watched saber never cuts
Mr_Horrible: or something
Blakemcm: nice end of round contrl there Nelly
PropTheTrailblazerMTG: @Mr_Horrible the big heavy hit is plus when you have drive gauge
ManWithTheMask13: go bulls, amirite sports fans
TXC2:
when I hear oilers, I think Houston....that team moved decades ago 
raulghoulia: no super stitious just extra stitious
MilkInBags: adam loves underdogs
Blakemcm: now does sabers refer to the sword or like a big cat?
RelwinEJ: Hasek and Mogilny were bangers way back when
Mr_Horrible: he's a sabers fan yet he keeps making builds with one-handed maces, curious
Mr_Horrible:

ashtonfpd: thats respectable, could be worse like a panthers fan
MilkInBags: oh adam they Rebuilt
ManWithTheMask13: one of my fav bands love the Bulls so I'm contractually obligated
Obos_TAB: nice
Kentosaurus: montreal has a bunch of fun young talent
Heefnoff: How's it going fellas
raulghoulia: we also do not like you
30teracyte: truuuuuuue
darkcyril: That's basically every sport.
MilkInBags: montreal blew millions on PR documentaries to attract more fans and get more money
Obos_TAB: funion talent
saucemaster5000: but boston is the home of good will hunting
DrLigmaPhD: Boston is a fine city known for insufferable sports fans
TXC2:
does Boston like anyone? 
ManWithTheMask13: Nelly what's your opinion on going UUUUUUUU when someone does something sick
Mr_Horrible: Jon Van Beesdick?
RelwinEJ: The RATS!!!!
loudestmute: My sister's also a Sabres fan, ever since I've of their players punched their own goalie in the mouth to get him to tighten up.
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 very good
ashtonfpd: is adam ageless how tf does he know that goalie
dm818: true
Blakemcm: 1. philly 2. boston worst sporties ever
TXC2: Adam is Correct
HorusFive sitting in Boston, looks out window.
HorusFive: He's right
Blakemcm: must be the great sandwiches and chowdah
maybe_games: a philly fan spit on my sister as a child for wearing an ops jersey
MilkInBags: i love when sports fans burn their city down when they *win*
Heefnoff: Bro's a jock
angrytulips: booooooo bad take, being a philly sports fan has been years of suffering
RelwinEJ: Hockey is also the best sport to watch
TXC2:
angrytulips good 
xVoxtric: so like, what a makes a character as big as Sagat 'fair' because it seems like an insane advantange
Heefnoff: Can't believe man built like a fuckin tank knows sports
Heefnoff: I'm shocked
AceGun_: Flyers are cool, the rest are not.
ManWithTheMask13: alright then, what's the Banana Bread At Work Dude's favorite sports team? Checkmate
Mr_Horrible: "Years of Suffering" didn't the iggles, like, win? 2 years ago?
RelwinEJ: Baseball live, choice.
TXC2: xVoxtric he's slow
ashtonfpd: hockey>sumo>baseball> everything else> football
skrt_01: Jays home opener today
ContingentCat: I've started watching the PWHL since the olympics and it's been fun
MilkInBags: you like baseball just because of that one player who screams JUICE
Heefnoff: They got 6 wins they ain't bad
ContingentCat: women's sports are great
Mr_Horrible: I mean I guess that's still suffering since all philedelpheans are insane when it comes to sports, regardless of outcome
angrytulips: @Mr_Horrible i'd like you to look at the 25 years before that
Senrek: @xVoxtric generally big guys are slow and have worse options depending
raulghoulia: Daaaaaarryl
ManWithTheMask13: UUUUUUU
Heefnoff: It changes on spacing, you can kinda see it if you're paying attention
Mr_Horrible: @angrytulips sorry, my glasses are at the cleaners (but also yeah, that's fair)
HorusFive:
Years ago- my FiL walking into a Ranger/Bruins game, listening to the "Yankees Sux" chants
"What is wrong with you people"
Heefnoff: TRUE
Mathwyn: These fighting games sure involve more mathematical operators than I thought
skrt_01: As a baseball fan, learning about max schezer is amazing. Dude is actually crazy
Obos_TAB: im working in another monitor and I keep thinking sagat is screaming "GROGU!"
JKBalch: I love those nelly uppercuts
Heefnoff: LMAO
NorthstarTex: wow
ArcOfTheConclave: magic pixel
TXC2: HorusFive the Yankees are the truest represention of America on the world stage
Val_TheRainbowFang: Yay oki oki.
AceGun_: They just delayed the second game.
Mr_Horrible:
Nelly eating the winstreak 
HorusFive: @TXC2 both ture and damning.
30teracyte: lmao i block people when they one and done
Bearudite: the one and one and dones are the real criminals
Senrek: i want my runback though
loudestmute: Move on. They clearly have.
Blakemcm: in the modern era, since matches get found so quick its not a big deal
Heefnoff: It's the equivalent of any other mildly rude interaction tbh
AceGun_: It is much worse in games with smaller playerbases.
chaos5896: what about the honor of the fight?
Blakemcm: back in the day when you were estatic to get a match leaving early sux
Heefnoff: Like yeah it sucks but it ain't life ruining
Heefnoff: No I'm saying I agree with you
HorusFive:
@TXC2 I also once answered a GF about why the Yankee's don't have a mascot- "They do. Yank the big bag of money" 
Mr_Horrible: I mean, I think it's fine to be "that sucks" about something rude and annoying, but also yeah there's no use stewing on it
Heefnoff: I think the very simple solution is like
TXC2:
HorusFive 
MilkInBags: touch grass? @Heefnoff
Heefnoff: One and doning should count as a loss at certain ranks
Blakemcm: how are people feeling about Ryu these days?
MilkInBags: not you though heef, you're fine :3
Heefnoff: On the one hand people got stuff to do
loudestmute: If it's like a game with 20 active players at any given time? Yeah, it's rude. A game this popular? Tell me with a straight face you have trouble finding another fish.
MilkInBags: some people only have 2 minutes to play in between work calls
Val_TheRainbowFang: Why is Adam holding a wooden coster?
Heefnoff: Maybe that Sagat is taking care of a baby
Mr_Horrible: no the oven went off both times
Heefnoff: Who knows
Mathwyn: Do many other online games other than fighting games even have a rematch feature?
Mr_Horrible: they're babying a souffle
TXC2: not everyone knows about the etiquette of fighting game
MilkInBags: @Val_TheRainbowFang it's a giant gold medal for his internet takes
MilkInBags:
@Mr_Horrible 
TXC2: something being normal doesn't mean it's good
Heefnoff: Nelly lookin strong
Obos_TAB: (not arguing) i want to play the person not the character, and that usually needs more than one game
Heefnoff: Card games
ManWithTheMask13: hittin that chess rematch
Mr_Horrible: since you're in France would it be Monsieur Binx?
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible you joke, you'd be surprised how many times I'm playing someone and go "oh shit!" and run to the oven
Mr_Horrible: well, depends on the queue
AceGun_: The level of play matters a bit too. Playing ft2 is an important skill to practice at the higher levels.
Heefnoff: Oh oop I assumed it was FT2
Zaneysed: You play your games and it throws you back into the queue
TXC2:
I do sometimes in Brawl 
Senrek: yeah but there is the best of 3 mode on arena and mtgo
Mr_Horrible: in most matched stuff like that you can't withdraw without fully quitting
MilkInBags: i got disqualified at a magic pro tour for wanting a rematch to fish more wins against a player
Val_TheRainbowFang: Sometimes I do, but I usually play BO3 and the matches take too long to just jump in
TXC2: Heefnoff it is in paper, Arena does a lot of BO1
JKBalch: Didn't Starcraft or Age of Empires have a rematch mechanic and it was toxic?
Heefnoff: @MilkInBags Bro got DQd for farming
Zaneysed: idk it's safe to call them out there
ManWithTheMask13: That forward jump was cash
Mr_Horrible: so it's more about how the "match" structure in fighting games is more "community convention" than the actual structure in the game
Heefnoff: I guess that makes sense @TXC2
DrLigmaPhD: Getting rope in bo1 feels analogous
MilkInBags: it's a joke, about a rematch feature in a tournament
Obos_TAB: its milk i don't think its real
MilkInBags: womp womp
Mathwyn: They added a rematch to Age of Empires 2 a little bit ago, though I don't think rank points are on the line in the rematch
Mr_Horrible: BUT the game also says you can't rematch after the first-to-2 is done so there *is* some enforcement of that community norm in the structure anyway
MilkInBags: *my* job isn't to entertain twitch chat
Blakemcm: AOE2 is the best
MilkInBags: banger games keep a following
Mathwyn: They've been putting out new DLC pretty regularly for AoE2
ZePinkOne: knowing nothing about Street fighter and trying to understand what is happening
MilkInBags: talking of aoe2, there's a big red bull tournament next weekend
Blakemcm: Aoe2 is the one to do
Mr_Horrible: "What the fuck is a zerg"
MilkInBags:
and i know a guy working on it 
Obos_TAB: competitive CK3,
Kentosaurus: I would watch that
Val_TheRainbowFang: My friend keeps trying to get me into League of Legends like that
TXC2: the APMs
30teracyte: what was the last big release of a new RTS?
TheMerricat: If you are going to get into a RTS, do AOE2 _OR_ Supreme Commander via the Forged Alliance group. They are solid.
Obos_TAB: theres a new space rts
Obos_TAB: Frontiers?
raulghoulia: teach adam the trombone
loudestmute: The fact that there's a Farming Simulator Pro League that turns it into a 3v3 MOBA-like never ceases to amaze me.
ZePinkOne: how much cross over in pathway is there between fighting games and rhythm games?
TXC2: 30teracyte no joke, the Definitive eddition of AoE2
TheMerricat:
@30teracyte Has Paradox woken up today? Then today, otherwise Yesterday. 
MilkInBags: fighting games are just necrodancer for chess
Heefnoff: LE FOOTSIES
Val_TheRainbowFang: Why hasn't anyone made that indie game? The rhythm game that teaches you how to play a fighting game?
Mathwyn: New RTS games at the moment are indie/small devs throwing stuff at the wall at hoping something sticks. No luck so far though
Zaneysed: @ZePinkOne There is often DDR machines in the back of fighting game tourneys like frosty fuastings or combo breaker
Heefnoff: Gen Z is cancelling drive rush
Mr_Horrible: Me trying to do home improvement: "They keep getting me on these lowes"
Heefnoff: Sometimes you gotta sanity check
RelwinEJ: Adam gave you the little brother controller
Blakemcm: sometimes when i wanna WASD i accidentally ESDF, i feel you Nelly
Heefnoff: Ego death, NOW
MilkInBags: i blame the lights in nelson's eyes
ZePinkOne: @Zaneysed i feel like if you're doing through the fire and the flames you can input some demon dance
loudestmute: The existential pain in that salt wail.
Heefnoff: I am the king of saying "I'm supposed to win" and it is a terrible mindset
Mathwyn: It was me, I was challening bad vibes at Nelson thats why he lost
lochnessseammonster:

Heefnoff: Change it to "I could have"
Blakemcm: came here for the punches, stayed for the self reflection
MilkInBags: sublime the ego, embrace reality
ashtonfpd: what about when you win and you think "i might be the goat" ?
maybe_games: i've noticed you use should a lot when describing ideal lines in mtg and this reminds me of that (not a criticism)
hatboozeparty: Remember to water yout mindset
ZePinkOne: adam being the mindset police is the person i aspire to be
TXC2: "looks like we got a case of the s'posdas"
Mr_Horrible: they're on smoke-o
MilkInBags: fucking BEEJ ran off with a button
lochnessseammonster: my buttons! (like the old man in hook)
Mr_Horrible: out in the alley behind the restaurant
ashtonfpd: ACAB
Heefnoff: Mindset police is crazy
lochnessseammonster: mind set coach
MilkInBags: mindset guru
saucemaster5000: aw man, I wanna play cool spot
lochnessseammonster: no except
Mr_Horrible: Adam Cop Are Beautiful
ZePinkOne: i need a mindset police XD someone to bonk me when i'm being unfair
Heefnoff: ACAB includes your favorite streamer, apparently
Heefnoff: Is he single
pctjoe: abolish the tone police
Mr_Horrible:
yeah but he wasn't an Adam now was he? 
Mr_Horrible: did he get the complimentary horse?
Blakemcm: did that mean he rode a horse?
HorusFive: Did he get to bring the horse home?
Obos_TAB: how many mindsets did he put away?
MilkInBags: mindset social worker doesn't roll as well
ashtonfpd: thats kinda swagged out tbh
Val_TheRainbowFang: Your dad's uniform was as a horse?
raulghoulia: mindset fire fighter
Mr_Horrible: their oven's going nuts
HorusFive: They just needed to take a break between sets
TXC2: now it's the rubber match
pctjoe: mindset crisis worker
Obos_TAB: GROGU
Mathwyn:
The same 6 guys queuing against each other 
ashtonfpd: its hard to get plus tiger knees right?
TXC2:
Val_TheRainbowFang yeah, who knew RCMP had furries in the ranks? 
ZePinkOne: amazing that you can still corner snag people
MilkInBags: you activated the sagat trap
Blakemcm: sagat has big limbs, sagat swing big limbs
Mr_Horrible: I will say, being both Modern controls and habitually one-and-done-ing does paint a "whippersnapper" picture (neither of these behaviors are egregious on their own)
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loudestmute: Bro just throwing hitboxes out there.
ashtonfpd: adam knows alot about this game for a uni player
MilkInBags:
@ashtonfpd 
Mr_Horrible: okay, do they show character growth?
Mr_Horrible: they do not
ashtonfpd: that club name is the winner for the day
Mr_Horrible: I thought they were gonna have an arc, maybe
saucemaster5000: this sure is a cammy club
HorusFive: That character is plenty tall. He don't need to grow more
MilkInBags: od phonon with transferrable knowledge
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 most modest-named cammy club
Heefnoff: Let him cook
Mr_Horrible: @HorusFive honestly he could just stand up straight and probably get a half a foot
ashtonfpd: least horny cammy main
loudestmute: Show that Coney tweet.
AdamTheIndividual: Just came to share some love! Thank you both for being two wonderful human beings. Adam, so patient and understanding and Nelson be well and keep that competitive spirit!
Heefnoff: Maybe he meant like
Val_TheRainbowFang: I'm not surprised people have it, I'm surprised capcom didn't do anything
Mr_Horrible: it sure is 2026
rosesmcgee: Alright, shut it down. Human interaction was a mistake.
Heefnoff: The club specializes against Cammy specifically
Heefnoff: Perhaps it's a metaphor
Mr_Horrible: he recanted!
ContingentCat: not with that attitude
Zaneysed: Maybe you dont
Mr_Horrible: he's a coward!
MilkInBags: mods can you remove that big compliment in chat
ZePinkOne: @Heefnoff we all know thats the defense. points to you
Mr_Horrible: maybe?
Heefnoff: YESSIRRRRR
ManWithTheMask13: Yessss
Heefnoff: MEMPHIS
JKBalch: Good catch
ManWithTheMask13: that's what I'm talkin about
Mr_Horrible: we love a wakeupsuper
MilkInBags: nelson is playing like he never switched his buttons
ashtonfpd: nelly has a sense for when people are going to disrespect his wake up
Mr_Horrible:

Blakemcm: caught the flame
Heefnoff: That was
Heefnoff: Le footsies
TXC2:
Fat, they say of the woman who clearly has a single digit body fat percentage 
raulghoulia: is cannon drill now called spiral arrow?
Mr_Horrible: luke did the ticklefingers at the end of that knuckle to contact the hitbox
Heefnoff: KEEL
ashtonfpd:

ManWithTheMask13: yessir
Mr_Horrible: Steve Harvey voice:
MilkInBags: they used meter
Mr_Horrible: that is kinda the cammy gameplan
Blakemcm: whats the state of all the Shotos in the game, been away for a while. heard Ryu got fiddled with alot
ashtonfpd: ryu is really good now isnt he?
Mr_Horrible: afaik all the shotos are at a minimum p good
TXC2: Ryu got nerfed a bit last patch, but is still good
saucemaster5000: well, luke has fallen a lot
HorusFive:

lochnessseammonster:

MilkInBags: nice
hatboozeparty:

MilkInBags: winning on an anti air is morally superior
Mr_Horrible: yeah ironically I think luke is probably the lowest of them now, but is still good
saucemaster5000: the patch hasn't been out for 2 months, no one actually knows
ashtonfpd: im a tekken refugee now just playing strive cause those devs respect thier playerbase lol
Heefnoff: I need that Alex buff to hit
Blakemcm: @Mr_Horrible wow what a journey for him huh
Mr_Horrible: damn, Capcom got that CIA money and buffed her
MilkInBags: unfortunate
Heefnoff: Happens
Mr_Horrible: "No more games" well actually 1 more game
ashtonfpd: that was closer than im sure it felt
MilkInBags:

Blakemcm: p p p p p
ashtonfpd: that cammy had some good Instant air divekicks too to catch anti airs attempts
Blakemcm: still a knowledge check character
loudestmute: And you still have Level 3 for this round!
AceGun_: have you tried drive rushing behind one?
Senrek: the thrill of chucking plasma is too great to pass up
ashtonfpd: new last epoch update is fun anyone else try that?
ashtonfpd: straight zoner player in uni
darkcyril: @ashtonfpd Running monos as we speak
ashtonfpd: @darkcyril you playing a sentinel ?
Mr_Horrible: I haven't actually looked at LE since the weirdness after the Krafton acquisition. What's changed in the new league?
darkcyril: @ashtonfpd Spellblade to start. I've ran Sentinel every other league though.
ashtonfpd: lol yeah
NeoKevlar: I played the worst character in Uni. Enkidu
Camail: ooh i do like breach
gualdhar: breach and corrupting items lol
NeoKevlar: I got my ass handed to me
Mr_Horrible: is it like old breach where the rewards don't exist?
NeoKevlar: hes super fun
Val_TheRainbowFang: What is the over under on Alex? Haven't heard much about him other than the incest thing
NeoKevlar: i just press buttons and people die
NeoKevlar: but i die going in
NeoKevlar: yolo
ashtonfpd: @NeoKevlar enkidu is based
TheMerricat: So chat, do you play ARPG's to PvE or PvP? And if you play to PvP, are there any that are actually balanced for PvP/
ashtonfpd: do you retain forward momentum after you dashblock in uni?
NeoKevlar: i was going to play nanase in uni and just try to mix/pressure people
Senrek: watching uni tourneys has honestly just made me hate byakuya even though i don't even play the game
NeoKevlar: but I didnt jive with her
Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat I don't think I've ever met someone who plays an ARPG for direct PvP, so I imagine it's a rarity
NeoKevlar: oh yeah, the characters are dope
AceGun_: Merkava though...
darkcyril: @Mr_Horrible Yeah, I feel like there's way better genres for that if that's what you're looking to engage with.
ashtonfpd: i had a friend who would pvp in like every mmo and arpg but wouldnt touch fighting games, i found that soo strange
NeoKevlar: I actually miss SFV. Even though people poo-poo'd on it when it was first released, and right at the end when luke came out, there were multiple years where it was a super dope game
Blakemcm: roman would not have tapped
ashtonfpd: they gotta do a vlog where they take nelly to a tournament or something
Wolfstrike_NL:

NeoKevlar: during the reign of abigail
NeoKevlar: ?
Mr_Horrible: I think it's pretty understandable to want a 2nd opinion on stuff like that, since you're trying to make sure your personal bias isn't steering toward a "well them's the brakes" and not actually evaluating the choice
Heefnoff: ue
Heefnoff: ye
ashtonfpd: having abby as casnadian rep for sf hurt me
TXC2: Abigail being the SOLE Canadian in SF is wild to me
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 we need a mountie costume for Bison
ashtonfpd: like guile is an american stereotype, but like abby is a buff guy that eats cars? is that a bias the devs have lol
TXC2: in this day and age I would have assumed the Canadian character in a fighting game would be a GSP clone
AceGun_: They made him Canadian buy shaving maple leaf in his head. Just like all Canadians.
DrLigmaPhD: Luke's lines sometimes sound like the kid who never processed being bullied in a healthy way
ashtonfpd: there was a canadian in DOA that was a fot macmurray oil rig worker i think
v_nome: @TXC2 What's GSP?
TXC2: v_nome Gorge St Peire, one of the MMA fighters ever
PropTheTrailblazerMTG:
Garden State Parkway 
TXC2: *best MMA fighters
DrLigmaPhD: @TXC2 I was gonna say
NeoKevlar: im surprised more alexs dont use ex knee as a finisher for wakeup
NeoKevlar: i haven't played since he came out
ashtonfpd: lmao i googled it and his name is actually fucking RIG
NeoKevlar: so I dont know what's optimal
ManWithTheMask13: Don Nacho's a fun name
DrLigmaPhD: Realistic depiction of being knee-locked
NeoKevlar: maybe I should boot up sf6 again
NeoKevlar: I was stuck in the platinum mines as well
ManWithTheMask13: What a button
v_nome: I dunno, I think Abigail is fun and him being Canadian for no particular reason is great. Kinda like Blanka was the only Brazilian for the longest time and is just a green electric weirdo.
ManWithTheMask13: baited the meter
ashtonfpd: is the stairmaster a good warmup for leg day?
ManWithTheMask13: dinger
TXC2: ashtonfpd yes
ashtonfpd: @TXC2 glad i asked ty
DrLigmaPhD: Love foxy grandpa
TXC2: ashtonfpd also make sure you do some backwards if you're hitting hamstrings
ashtonfpd: hypertrophy today soim hitting both fasho
TXC2: sure sure
Mr_Horrible: for some reason I've started hearing the windup of his command grab as "Zoey...!" like he's talking to a cat that's about to jump on the counter
Mr_Horrible: "eat fresh!"
TXC2: Mr_Horrible yeah I can hear that now
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wolgo: pff, the day I subbed? No clue
DrLigmaPhD: Any answer other than "ur mom" come to mind?
darkcyril: "Hey, thanks for the sub. Now go think about what you did." - Adam
GamerCat88: damn so she is not single
TXC2:
does ANYONE, anywhere remember what they were doing in December of 2019? 
wolgo: I was still in university at that point I think. But also, lol, getting accused of doing drugs for subbing.
DrLigmaPhD: @TXC2 Freshly 21 and learning the cafe business
dagoth__ur_: family vs carb board the tail as old as time
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD oh your poor child, glad you survived
Mr_Horrible: travelled to visit the folks for the holidays and the last movie I saw in theaters for 2019 was Rise of Skywalker
TXC2: *you
darkcyril: Wasn't that the tail end of "the before times"?
Mr_Horrible: funny, in retrospect
TXC2: darkcyril yeap
GamerCat88: awe hi Coach Nelly Mom
v_nome: LOL
ashtonfpd: holy shit that was sick
Mr_Horrible: I coulda had the last movie I saw in theaters before Pandini be a Halloween showing of The Lighthouse
Heefnoff: He's so cool
Mr_Horrible: missed a trick
DrLigmaPhD: @TXC2 I mean I still work in a cafe I just know how I'd run mine now
ashtonfpd: damn i gotta call my mom i got no excuse now
Mr_Horrible: oh, no, not you
Mr_Horrible: you're perfect and can do no wrong, Nelson
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD ah
v_nome: The not getting punished for taking a phone call was beautiful
GamerCat88: oh i just realized the beeg snek in the background,
Mr_Horrible: @GamerCat88 now keep an eye on the pile of watermelons
v_nome: @GamerCat88 Also Blanka-chan and Blanka's mom
GamerCat88: @Mr_Horrible looking (lol)
GamerCat88: @v_nome Blanka-chan is cute
Mr_Horrible: an odd bodkin
Senrek: crouch heavy
Mr_Horrible: the Mustard MU
TXC2: a lot more variety this week then last, that's for sure
v_nome: ThePink1 living up to their name
AceGun_: came with the patch
Zaneysed: It's new
Senrek: most recent costume drop i think
Zaneysed: he has a thong
Zaneysed: its hot
Mr_Horrible: will I continue to be mildly miffed by "Dee Jay costumes that don't have headphones"? We'll find out if they win this match
TXC2: is it his Beach costume ?
AceGun_: Deejay and Elena
wolgo: Okay, so, the day I subbed originally was December 26th 2019. Which would be in winter break of the first year of my Master. There was not much special going on at that point. So literally was just relaxing watching the boxing day stream.
Zaneysed: Deejay and Elena
ashtonfpd: him and elena i think
queen_glizzabeth: The flip flop and croc work in this game is exceptional
Mr_Horrible: @wolgo good stream to sub on, tbh
Mr_Horrible: a stomped croc is right twice a day
Mr_Horrible: or something
hypergirlie_hyperpop: impeccable cookware
TXC2: "exceptional croc work, sir"
wolgo: @Mr_Horrible Yeah, It was a great time
ashtonfpd: croc worksounds like the puncline to a lil wayne rhyme
JKBalch: @Mr_Horrible Kill 2 birds with 1 croc
n3ther: bro I love eating. you keep those thoughts to yourself
pctjoe: someone called Kubrick in for a crockwork orange
NeoKevlar: why cant we just, veg out like plants and absorb the sun
n3ther:

Mr_Horrible: when Adam says "giant breakfast" I picture, like, the meal of a giant. Like a humongous waffle and a sausage about the size of his body
Mr_Horrible: picking up a huge knife and fork
Mr_Horrible: with the little bib on
v_nome: Paul Bunyan ass...
ashtonfpd: i identify as an eater
ghyllnox: Why can't we run on nuclear and have like a few pounds of intake per person per lifetime
ManWithTheMask13: I agree
MilkInBags: careful, doctors in chat will come out of the woodwork
Mr_Horrible: I ain't et yet today, sore throat (hopefully just sinus gunk and nothing nastier)
TXC2: nah, I get you Adam
PrinceLariel: I get that, totally
ghyllnox: I like eating but I know it varies
GamerCat88: Yeah, why can't humans just sometimes do photosynthesis instead of eating a meal. I personally love food too much but also like options lol
ashtonfpd: my brother in law takes soo long to eat sometime he gets bored and stops eating
ashtonfpd: never seen anything like it
nymistrya: Legitimately eating, sleeping, pooping I can do without. Something something weakness of my flesh and all that
wolgo: Would you rather not be able to (nor have to) eat ever again OR having to eat twice as much (but food is also half price)
JKBalch: It's the choices in eating that can derail me. I just want a Nutrient Block(tm)
Mr_Horrible: I constantly end up pushing back my meals, so I could probably stand to be more diligent about that too
ContingentCat: there's times when yeah if I haven't eatten yet I just don't want to cook
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: tech bros have been trying to make and market food drink (tm) for decades now
queen_glizzabeth: mustard is back
ashtonfpd: bo3
ashtonfpd: will nelson make it to the winners bracket with this game? stay tuned
Mr_Horrible: @wolgo I think I like tasting things too much to pick #1 but that's a tough call since #2 is a lot of time taken up
Mr_Horrible: @ashtonfpd he's gonna do and save planet namek
TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn and yet a lot of top level body builders keep telling people you have to eat food to get big. not just drink it
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @wolgo so like, photosynthesis? sure sign me up
ashtonfpd: @Mr_Horrible hes going to wish for superlungs so he can relive the tuba bong days with no consequences
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @TXC2 yeah but it's easier to package and ship a powdered substitute, think of the business opportunities /s
Mr_Horrible: @ashtonfpd powerful
wolgo: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Sure, I'll even throw in green skin if you want
Mr_Horrible:
"Loser"??? 
Mr_Horrible: what a fuckin' jerk
Mr_Horrible: #alexisoverparty
e_bloc: command grabs mean never having to say you're sorry
wolgo: @Mr_Horrible Opposite for me, I hate the time more than the taste. I'll take 1
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @wolgo see now you have my attention
Mr_Horrible: Adam, reacting to The Internet:
Mr_Horrible: that Alex dive just feels like someone is playing an Akuma video on their phone at .5x speed
ashtonfpd: are there subtle anime ops playing in the background?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is there such a thing as a subtle anime op
Mr_Horrible: I like the gumption
TXC2: risky for the brisky
GamerCat88: is Alex minus when they do that stand kick?
Mr_Horrible: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn I mean most slice-of-life tends to be more on the chill side
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Mr_Horrible: but maybe that's still not "subtle", hard to say
ashtonfpd: mushishi op is as chill as it gets
GamerCat88: yeah that one
AceGun_: If he charges it, it is plus.
ManWithTheMask13: @ashtonfpd TRUEEee
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Mr_Horrible i was approaching this from the perspective opening songs have to me easily identifiable so they cant really be subtle
e_bloc: yeah fucking up is fine as long as the other person fucks up worse
ManWithTheMask13: Even if both aren't conventional anime ops
GamerCat88: hmm interesting
Mr_Horrible: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn ohhhh, yeah that's a fair angle and a good observation
Zaneysed: Charged HP into flash chop is a true string and +2 for them
ashtonfpd: fuck yeah
Mr_Horrible:
why, it's my goat 
ashtonfpd: this is a fun set to watch
Mr_Horrible: honestly yeah
Mr_Horrible: good competing playstyles, feels like
ashtonfpd: a long set with the mustard man would be swag and cool
loudestmute: They made the grappler CA a hit grab. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Mr_Horrible: "ovah heah" is Alex Bostonian?
Senrek: that's how alex has always been super wise for whatever reason
Mr_Horrible: something very funny about Luke saying "Time to go to work" at 12:47 in the afternoon
ashtonfpd: long sets with the mustard man
n3ther: give me your deets now stranger
GamerCat88: yay play date
HorusFive: He knows where you'll be each week
TXC2: 7 win streak?
ashtonfpd: adam do you fw cats?
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 nobody remembers how to play against Kimberly
TXC2: Mr_Horrible clearly
Senrek: coulda been an autocombo?
NeoKevlar: is it bufferable?
e_bloc: if you love something, let it rip
NeoKevlar: you get fucked, i guess
xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: certain auto combos antually hit confirm for you
30teracyte: judging by that point blank elbow on block earlier, seems like they are just sending some punishable special moves
xxx420tod_vom_himmel69xxx: also for some reason i cant log into my main anymore so i live here now
Kentosaurus: "remember, we're parked in the itchy lot!"
Mr_Horrible:
how many frames you think it's gonna have? 
loudestmute: Just in time for the Invincible VS beta early April.
Mr_Horrible: (I kid, I kid. Hope it's a fun one)
30teracyte: you had level 1
ManWithTheMask13: based
30teracyte: that would have gotten you out
GamerCat88: hell yeah!!!
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
ashtonfpd: nelly made a friend
ManWithTheMask13: that's the real victory: friendship
30teracyte: but its still not a good position
ashtonfpd:
going home to the wife like " i made a friend at work today !!! " 
Mr_Horrible: usually does, Scram Plate is tried and true
loudestmute: The amount of times I've stunlocked people by going into custom lobbies after a ranked set and saying "GGs, that was fun. Had no answers for your buttons."
ashtonfpd: left over sandwich is better than the meal itself
loudestmute: Beautiful.
TXC2: drink up that 7 win streak!
NeoKevlar: Man, I wish old Zeku was in this game as well as kimberly
Mr_Horrible: I feel like Phonon is one of those characters that can put you on tilt, yeah
NeoKevlar: ME
NeoKevlar: I love zeku
Mr_Horrible: although I guess every character in UNI can kinda do that
ashtonfpd: missing zeku is crazy
loudestmute: That's when you propose a FT10 rivalry stream with some novelty gift on the line.
Mr_Horrible: Minecraft Steve
Mr_Horrible: (this is a joke)
GamerCat88: also Bubble fish lady can be but honestly i clap everytime the bubble lands for ppl
Blakemcm: Hakan Sf4 (joking)
AceGun_: the one from Footsies?
rosesmcgee: What fighting game character do you face that you go "I love facing this one"?
e_bloc: voldo
gualdhar: what about Minecraft James?
NeoKevlar: voldo is always a menace
Mr_Horrible: voldo is my perfect son but he is also annoying
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: all annoying characters presuposes the existence of a sliding scale of annoyance and someone must be the least annoying
JAGxTERRA: beef with steve runs deep apparently
Blakemcm: Must be Dhalsim for Adam amirite?
ashtonfpd: i think nelson played well and did it the hardway
Mr_Horrible: there was a Fox player at my smash ulti locals that I always really loved playing against as DK
rosesmcgee: ggs ggs
Mr_Horrible: felt like a match where I could always learn and practice new stuff
TXC2: !patreon
e_bloc: we will all die
30teracyte: i've been trying to start dp os-ing against drive rush and have been labbing it for a while, but I'm still not getting it in ranked. it takes ages to implement things into actual gameplay
HorusFive: A throwback to the past
HorusFive: A simpler time
GamerCat88: ggs
TXC2: !store
shendaras:

lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream

Mr_Horrible:
make your inner demons their outer demons 
e_bloc: and a toque
ManWithTheMask13:

HorusFive: What a TWIST
lochnessseammonster:

JinaMahavira: Adam (dreaming of UNI) Savidan
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
Mr_Horrible: Remnant of Nelly & Vestige of Adam <dark souls boss health bar fills>
GamerCat88:

TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Mr_Horrible: ooh, pauper commander
shendaras:

TXC2: Mr_Horrible ahhhhhh shit
NeoKevlar: COINSMITH?!
Mr_Horrible: very adam coded card
NeoKevlar: Hell YEAH
Mr_Horrible: JOU pretty sure, yeah
JinaMahavira: Adam's gonna die :3
ManWithTheMask13: yessss
e_bloc: enchantment drain
TXC2: !events
MrSarkhan: Live!
e_bloc: !card underworld coinsmith
LRRbot: Underworld Coinsmith [WB] | Enchantment Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {W}{B}, Pay 1 life: Each opponent loses 1 life.
Mr_Horrible: I need to see at least 2 plays of Grim Guardian tonight
rosesmcgee: James is public enemy no. 1 based on what I heard
ashtonfpd: WOOOOOO
TXC2:
I'd still find a way to lose to it in Brawl 
JinaMahavira:

ashtonfpd: it was soo good lasttime
Mr_Horrible: why they breakin' the GRD again? They just fixed it from the first time!
TXC2: !seabatscord
Mr_Horrible: oh cool
AceGun_:

TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !contact
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Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, lads

ContingentCat:
thanks boys 
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
RockPusher: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5323: "Can Twitch chat be my waifu? I'll take 'em..." —Adam [2018-09-19]
TheAinMAP: Signal.
Wolfstrike_NL:

Earthenone:

TXC2: CONTACT
Manae: Did the banner change recently on the main page?
mtvcdm: Yes, there's a new JoJo
RockPusher:
Manae well spotted 
mtvcdm: (there will eventually be a playmat)
RockPusher: They're *all* good JoJos now
mtvcdm: Updated to reflect the current state of the crew
Decaped: the bearded white guys will continue until comedy improves.
mtvcdm: I did notice all the crew members who were on the last JoJo are in the same outfits as last time
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #6753: "I know I can rely on chat." —Heather [2020-02-09]
TXC2: to do what Heather? to do what?!
RubikDarkwill: To get something wrong pobably
RockPusher: I fear Heather's faith in us exceeds our inherent reliability.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:

mtvcdm: LRRBot, what does Heather rely on chat for?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4772: "You know, when we were in jail? Very few demons attacked us." —Paul [2018-03-05]
mtvcdm: well shit
RockPusher: It's not like we *want* to disappoint Heather, we just can't help it.
TXC2: chat holds back Jail demons.....who knew
RockPusher: We hold back the demons by:
RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: Submit.
RockPusher: See, we are very bad at this!
Laurence72: Whew! Made it just in time!
TXC2: TODAY!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 102 months!
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Laurence72: That WOULD explain my beady eyes!
TheAinMAP:

TXC2: what is a human but a ditto of their parents ?
Laurence72: My Own Private Pokopia, the sequel to My Own Private Idaho?
RockPusher: Does that mean I am no longer cursed with knowledge of computers?
TXC2: like the song says: your own personal Pickachu
TheMerricat: And that's YIFFY!
mtvcdm: !clip
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RockPusher:

nuthouse01: I get that reference!
Laurence72: Doctor Yiff was my father
TXC2: they EARNED that doctorate
kingandcommoner: Despite not being psychic type
Decaped: You don't want to let PIkachu learn to talk. There would be crimes.
Laurence72:
@Decaped Maybe not watch the Detective movies then? 
TXC2: also Mr mime can speak through the medium of mime
kingandcommoner: He learned to talk for a girl meowth
Decaped: @Laurence72 Detective Pikachu knows what he did.
TheMerricat: "Meowth speaks English in the Pokémon anime because he painstakingly taught himself to talk to impress a female Meowth named Meowzie, who rejected him for being a "street cat". "
TXC2: kingandcommoner who then thought he was a freak and rejected him
Laurence72: What's the opposite of beastiality?
kingandcommoner: Meowth was trying to seduce a Meowth by becoming more like a human
RockPusher: human labels are necessarily fuzzy
Manae: Definitely not for a human. To impress a girl meowth he learned to speak and walk on two legs (and still got snubbed)
kingandcommoner: @TXC2 Correct
TXC2: Laurence72 Missionary?
ArtDecoSunburn: "Cross-species situations." What a sentence to join the stream on.
RockPusher:
Look, we all know Ash's mom knows Mr. Mime fucks. 
Manae:
Snubbed because that's not what the other Meowth wanted and he misinterpreted, hence tragic backstory leading to life of crime 
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