Friday Night Paper Fight || Pauper Commander

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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on the Friday Night Paper Fight Adam, Graham, Ben, and James are rocking Pauper Commander! | 30 life, just a BUNCH of commons, and the loser chugs a bottle of maple syrup. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116303857531518735
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69 Fighting!  With Paper!  At night on a Friday!
 nymistrya: Im here for the hot pops
 keatthebeast: got a pauper commander cube recently so super excited for thissss
 lesbiandracula: eek
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 TehAmelie: whee
 ErynTzun: Hullo Wut?
 lesbiandracula: oh no paul's a toxic wrestling crowd from the 2000s
 MegaDosX: Thanks for having us. It's great to be here.
 lesbiandracula: very nice
 rosesmcgee: Wisdom of the ages
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 LithelyUnshod: Got my Ha Ha HeeHee yesterday
Desdae: Does James have basic lands this time?
 Sorator13: instructions unclear, used Dragon Shield sleeves as wrapping paper
Sealtest: me?
meddlingmage_: yay pauper edh! can we do PreEDH next
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 BusTed: 👀
 MegaDosX: Woo!
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 lesbiandracula: oooh miracle's back
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 RatherLargeToad: they did show a cool frog 
 TehAmelie: do you spoil your cards for each other? :3
northos: exponents!
 keatthebeast: we got the charms at pax east too!
 BraveOthello: Oh heck, pupper commander?! ... Wait where are the dogs?
 MegaDosX: Joke's on you then
 jacqui_lantern234: get good at it, adam 
dabudder: this is the cameron draw spell
 NotCainNorAbel: you won't just have a calculator with you
 hidingbox: Sir? What if I choose to deck myself?
 Kentosaurus: "the exercise is left to the reader"
 MegaDosX: Adam you have a calculator on your phone just do the maths that way
 nymistrya: The Charms look absolutely sick
Kid_Amn: they're good charms brent
 jacqui_lantern234: @dabudder and the jacqui draw spell
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 AWells44: when we see you at pax east
 TehAmelie: if you have infinite mana, you can get infinity squared? talk about number go up
vinopinguino: i dont think it even lets you do that....but ive never actually tried lol
 BraveOthello: @TehAmelie Which is just infinity
 BraveOthello: Math is weird
dabudder: @TehAmelie i mean, its the same
 TehAmelie: but a bigger infinity!
 idontgetmyrealname: @TehAmelie i mean, it'd be 2 to the power of infinite which is Different but functionally the same
northos: alas, the magic rules prevent you from actually spending infinity mana (much less 2 * infinity)
dabudder: @TehAmelie nope
 TehAmelie: oh even more infinite
 MegaDosX: Yeah pauper commander allows uncommon nonlegendaries
Rodzos: not much, whats pauper commander with you
 hidingbox: huh
dabudder: its effectively the same sized infinite
Sealtest: aww this was the perfect time to play pizza face ben
ballesta25: 2^ infinite is a bigger infinte even with cardinals.
noSmokeFire: 40 life? in this economy?
 tehfewl: rhystic banned, thank god
 MegaDosX: I'd imagine it's pauper rules in that regard
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: why the change of starting life?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is there an Uncommon commander that is a king or prince such that you could do a "Prince and Pauper" deck?
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CrossXhunteR: except for arena-only downshifts, i believe
 Sorator13: Is there any card that has been printed at both common and rare?
 MegaDosX: Gary!
 keatthebeast: it can also be a spacecraft or vehicle!
 definenull: f r o g
 RatherLargeToad: Frogmander! 
 jacqui_lantern234: HELL YEAH!!! James on Gary!!! 
meddlingmage_: @Sorator13 !card goliath sphinx
 lesbiandracula: that one crocodile
northos: scion of the wild
admiral_sky_: imprisoned in the moon!
 LithelyUnshod: Multiple green ones.
 Sorator13: neat!
 Dog_of_Myth: Gary!
 LithelyUnshod: There's an Elf too
 Mattmitchell45: Thorn Elemental?
Mai_Andra: I will always say Quandrix instead of Simic now.  Less so for the others, though.
northos: also uhhhh that one beetle from Rise of the Eldrazi
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Gary!
 tehfewl: scion of the wild
ballesta25: Dark-dweller Oracle, I think was common and rare
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Hey Gary! its good to see you
 tehfewl: that one beetle from Rise of Eldrazi
 Jaolen: Gary is legendary in my heart anyways
 public_key_reveal_party: James I like that target you painted on yourself, looking good
 cmdrud87: tbf, if you could do the frog at instant speed, it would mess badly with combat math.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And, because it was printed before the pandini, James gains 3X life.
 lesbiandracula: gary seems wild to be allowed as a commander
Calhoun327: oh god, there's a printing of garry that's common?
 nymistrya: "what'r ya buyin?"
 MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
 lesbiandracula: hell yeah constellation.
 definenull: Theros banger
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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 neisan2112: Same block tho
dabudder: he built grim guardian the deck?
 lesbiandracula: is adam's favorite card in this
meddlingmage_: half of this stream is gonna be us learning certain cards were downshifted
  LRRbot: Tor Wauki the Younger [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer [3/3] | Reach, lifelink / If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Tor Wauki deals 2 damage to any target.
 MegaDosX: Jim just sat up straight and doesn't know why
   LoadingReadyRun: Tor Wauki, the baby
unowngnome: Tor Wauki Jr
 Mattmitchell45: @meddlingmage_ Sounds like a lovely evening
 Mindfire13: Theros All-Star: Zombie with life shenanigans
SGT_D0WNS: ot deals three right?
 Jaolen: oh this was one of Ben’s commanders in Friday Nights right?
SGT_D0WNS: because of its own effect?
   LoadingReadyRun: Tor Wauki, just a little guy
 definenull: Oh I have this commander too! Not pauper, but it slaps
 lesbiandracula: ben versus three direct damage commanders
meddlingmage_: tor wauki says another source
 raulghoulia: no serge so Ben gets to go first
 Denis_Dobrolubov: @SGT_D0WNS "Another source".
 MegaDosX: I don't think any of these commanders are likely to deal commander damage tbh
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: oooh! I love tor Wauki!
 jacqui_lantern234: but the REAL question is "does adam have that foil copy of Grim Guardian i sent him?" 
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  LRRbot: Rimewood Falls | Snow Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped.
 Sorator13: @MegaDosX eh, Tor Wauki can
SGT_D0WNS: @Denis_Dobrolubov thank you
 MegaDosX: !card tor wauki the younger
  LRRbot: Tor Wauki the Younger [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer [3/3] | Reach, lifelink / If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Tor Wauki deals 2 damage to any target.
vinopinguino: lol
  LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
 lesbiandracula: well.
 MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Three at a time? 
vinopinguino: bruh
ei_ole_Munkkiman: go to next?
 keatthebeast: oh no
 IbunWest: Okay calm down
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 definenull: Here comes the hypnotic spectre
spimmmm: he's ramping!
 Jaolen: well you can’t have sol ring in pauper commander but…
 ProcyonFlynn: I'm slightly sad that the other Gary isn't in the color identity. I'd rule zero that 
SoylentDoener: dark ritual and pass
 lesbiandracula: ritual ritual gary go
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bruh chill
 TehAmelie: here i thought Pauper meant cheap cards
 NotCainNorAbel: be the whole problem
  LRRbot: Mindstab Thrull [1BB] | Creature — Thrull [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may sacrifice it. If you do, defending player discards three cards.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: THRULL!?!
 MegaDosX: Nobody has ever done this
meddlingmage_: bracket 3 pauper edh
 YeetTheRich_: yooo
 Sorator13: jesus
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fallen Empires? But why?
 Mattmitchell45: Fallen Empure?!
 YeetTheRich_: fucking get em
 IbunWest: it basically is a hippy
 jacqui_lantern234: JAMES XD
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love mindstab thrull so much
 MegaDosX: I don't think anyone's ever gone Swamp, Ritual, Mindstab Thrull
 lesbiandracula: adam, sadly, knowing it's coming to him
 definenull: I think it's only in the deck because it's 2 black pips
 Sorator13: I love that opener, James
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: what the efff?
 ArchRequiemD: I haven't played Pauper commander in years my Commanders were Vagrant Blow Beasts and Blaze Commando
 cmdrud87: meet kind of extremely nerved hymn to tourach
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 raulghoulia: so James is essentially discarding 2 to force this discard
 public_key_reveal_party: james is really solidifying his role as archenemy
meddlingmage_: rare premoder play i think
 keatthebeast: i also assumed that was going right to Adam's face
 MegaDosX: Hell yeah
  LRRbot: Pond Prophet [{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Frog Advisor [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
one_last_time_: Love the eoe swamp
 Mangledpixel: froge!
 definenull: frog count: 1
 laikagoat:  
SoylentDoener: the prophet has arrived to tell his message of carddraw
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I had a Clement deck on Arena. I think Ben's build is going to have a lot in common with it.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoldHorribleVanillaSuperVinlin-Ruhzm3zZzvwvj-Rf
 Sorator13: the last Magic I watched was a Judge's Tower vod, so this feels like it's going at a blistering pace
 MegaDosX: WOW
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
  LRRbot: Undying Evil [B] | Instant | Target creature gains undying until end of turn.
 YeetTheRich_: yeah baybee
 keatthebeast: oh my lord
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: WOW JAMES! BIG PLAYSS!
 MegaDosX: So James is the archenemy huh
 definenull: HATEFUL
 jacqui_lantern234: JAMES YES
 Sorator13: woooooooow
 laikagoat:   
luke__mtg: god james
vinopinguino: BRUH
Rodzos: 
 BusTed: this guy
 margieargie: Oh this is gonna be FUN
 Jaolen: James playing scam in pauper commander
Khalstrom: Ew
loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
CrossXhunteR: is there a pedh banlist? is it just the pauper banlist?
ei_ole_Munkkiman: impressive
durketh: Hell yeah
 public_key_reveal_party: Cool game
Mustang_Redcloak: James stop. This man has a family
justalog96: So hateful
 hidingbox: so this is how tonight is going to be
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what did James do?
 Mattmitchell45: Dirtbag James is herento run the table
 Micalovits: I love you James
 SolarBlitz1: I'm here for James' brand of nonesense
 Orxolon: good evening everyyyone
loufghyslaufey: Draw three? From what?
dabudder: i hope this is all james does the entire game
 MegaDosX: @loufghyslaufey Undying Evil on his thing, sacrificed it to make Graham discard three, and it came back with a +1/+1 counter
 Sorator13: To be fair, Graham "land destruction" Stark probably deserves it
 TehAmelie: no one expects Heel James
 Orxolon: i just entered and saw what JAmes did,what a play
 HadesLeprechaun: @CrossXhunteR I think its just physical study and the fish
 lesbiandracula: sabotender And needledrop. prickly hand
 Sorator13: but also that is Hateful
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 HadesLeprechaun: *rhystic
 MegaDosX: lmaooooo
SoylentDoener: @CrossXhunteR only mystic remora and rhystic studies are banned in pauper edh
 Sorator13: yessss
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah G
 hidingbox: thermokarst into the dust
CompleatedPinkie: On the upside that's one less way to bring back Gary...
loufghyslaufey: Pauper vs. ARCHENEMY, James Turner?
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
 lesbiandracula: cardreader sick
  LRRbot: Jund Panorama | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 public_key_reveal_party: undying evil refuses to die
 Sorator13: Wake Up, Card Reader
  LRRbot: Blood Seeker [1B] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [1/1] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.
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 margieargie: Ah, the new voice-activated card reader
unowngnome: Jund Pandarama
 definenull: Oo the card reader is now voice activated
TriseAlpha: Poor Anima?
 jacqui_lantern234: the bleeker! 
 kristof162028: im kinda sad u guys didnt get dan to play tonught with his dimir pauper edh deck
TriseAlpha: Pananarama
 Orxolon: young Panama?
 Mangledpixel: odd that it's a 'may'
TriseAlpha: Mmm... panini...
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  LRRbot: Simic Growth Chamber | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{U}.
 ekplayscards: hiiiiii gamers
  LRRbot: Urban Burgeoning [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "Untap this land during each other player's untap step."
 Sorator13: @ekplayscards ahoy!
 lesbiandracula: urburge in play
 GamerCat88: urban burping
 jacqui_lantern234: urbrbrbrbrbr
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Burban Urgening?
 DeM0nFiRe: urbleburble
 definenull: Urburgeoning
 TehAmelie: urburburburmirng
 Mangledpixel: Urble burblebing!
 public_key_reveal_party: land destruction sounds good right now
TriseAlpha: urbur burburgur
 Orxolon: untap it then XD
 CastleOtranto: I have a foil Urble Burblegurlbe signed by Graham
 ElektroTal: fallen empires classic mindstab thrull
Azsedcf: Ben Untap
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SoylentDoener: immediatly forgets to untap
  LRRbot: Wall of Shadows [1BB] | Creature — Wall [0/1] | Defender / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures it's blocking. / This creature can't be the target of spells that can target only Walls or of abilities that can target only Walls.
 Dog_of_Myth: Wall of Shadows is sweet
 ghizmou: yo wos is such a callback
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chronicles printing of Antiquities card.
 DeM0nFiRe: That second part of the ability is super relevant
 lesbiandracula: is that. anything that is still extant in magic today
 lesbiandracula: the second ability
 laikagoat:  
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !card tunnel
  LRRbot: Tunnel [R] | Instant | Destroy target Wall. It can't be regenerated.
 Sorator13: Huh. Neat.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: James deck really is making me feel some kinda way(nostalgic)
 LithelyUnshod: Glyphs?
JJ_Mickey: Hello everyone!
 shea_wolfe: Isn't there a goblin that destroys walls?
 cmdrud87: so this is OG wall of fog?
 hidingbox: not my animate wall
 TehAmelie: various Juggernauts i think
Nyxjbm: it’s a bad day for Tor Wauki 99 Tunnels
 Dog_of_Myth: !card Juggernaut
  LRRbot: Juggernaut [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [5/3] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / This creature can't be blocked by Walls.
 neisan2112:   
loufghyslaufey: What's a "slack"?
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh~ thrumpies!!!~
 Sorator13: @Dog_of_Myth that doesn't target, though 
 LithelyUnshod: Yeah, the glyph cycle was also Legends
 Orxolon: @cmdrud87 no,og wall of fog is wall of fog XD
dabudder: ben, profession thwomp sound analyzer
  LRRbot: Lampad of Death's Vigil [1B] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph [1/3] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
devilcultivator: @Sorator13 !glyph of desturction
 raulghoulia: whats the wall that destroys itself if it gets flying?
 Dog_of_Myth: @Sorator13 I know but love a good Juggernaut
 Sorator13: @Dog_of_Myth fair and true and valid
Shadowsoflife: @raulghoulia ?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: lampad of deaths vigil, basically gingerbrute.
  LRRbot: Kaya's Ghostform [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker you control / When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 TehAmelie: the Blood Seeker makes you play like a landlord in Monopoly which is wha's really evil
 stippledotter: @raulghoulia Most, irl
TriseAlpha: There's a cycle of spells called Glyphs that target only Walls...
JJ_Mickey: @raulghoulia is floodgate what you're thinking of?
  LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
irenrose: Another format to retire champion from
 ContingentCat: 1994 back when gamers could read 
 raulghoulia: @JJ_Mickey it IS floodgate thank you
JJ_Mickey: You're welcome!
 cmdrud87: Graham even if you cycled it, you would have to tap a land for that, so it would be the same.
 lesbiandracula: are these 100 card decks?
 BrowneePointz: plz, James could never read.
TriseAlpha: !card glyph of delusion
  LRRbot: Glyph of Delusion [U] | Instant | Put X glyph counters on target creature that target Wall blocked this turn, where X is the power of that blocked creature. The creature gains "This creature doesn't untap during your untap step if it has a glyph counter on it" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a glyph counter from this creature."
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
  LRRbot: Lilysplash Mentor [2GU] | Creature — Frog Druid [4/4] | Reach / {1}{G}{U}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
 DeM0nFiRe: forg forg for forg
  LRRbot: Cuombajj Witches [BB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!
 lesbiandracula: yesssss
 neisan2112: Lets goooo
 definenull: My goodness
 hidingbox: this gary is going to be scary
 neisan2112: I'm having flashbacks to old Monoblack Pauper. Good days
RedJackz: what format is this?
 UnknownFriday: How does that interact with Tor Wauki?
 public_key_reveal_party: cool game
 reptile___: @RedJackz pauper commander
 BrowneePointz: it’s easy, Ben just counters Gary. repeatedly
 BrowneePointz: for the rest of the game
 idontgetmyrealname: @UnknownFriday doesn't, "you control"
 UnknownFriday: @idontgetmyrealname Yup, forgot about that bit. Thanks!
ballofscience: It doesn't target the opponent anymore
  LRRbot: Bender's Waterskin [3] | Artifact | Untap this artifact during each other player's untap step. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Mangledpixel: the major difference is that it no longer says 'target opponent'
 lesbiandracula: please insert water
 raulghoulia: Futurama UB when?
CompleatedPinkie: I only now found out Peregrine Drake and Cloud of Faeries are banned in Pauper. They would've gone a bit too well with Lilysplash...
  LRRbot: Marble Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
  LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
not_a_gamer_btw: clicked on stream because I thought Seth Rogen was playing 
  LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
 public_key_reveal_party: oh no, james can only gain 18 life this turn now
  LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 BrowneePointz: yes drake and cloud of faeries got banned for making Gush decks too good I think? I think it was gush
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah probably ben lol
 Kentosaurus: which bearded man?
 lesbiandracula: 4 seth rogans playing magic lmao
 jacqui_lantern234: probably BenBen 
  LRRbot: Shielding Plax [2{G/U}] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
 lesbiandracula: love a good plax.
 lesbiandracula: shielding, manta, whatever you got
 Orxolon: Tonight in Friday night paper fight Commander only Seth Rogen!
vinopinguino: make sure to brush to prevent plax
not_a_gamer_btw: Yeah Ben looks like Seth from afar
ballesta25: It's different from hexproof if you put it on an opponent's creature
 HadesLeprechaun: ah, you just answered the question I was gonna ask about Plax, lol
 jacqui_lantern234: lets go james!
 MegaDosX: In case it wasn't clear who the archenemy is 
 Orestes290: They could just sense Paul's Seth Rogan energy
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: GAAAAAARY
superdude097: You can use Shielding Plax on an opponent's creature to prevent them from targeting it with pump spells and the like!
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Seth Rogen what a turn around. American Pickle, The Studio, the Muppets as producer? long way from his stoner comedy beginnings. never would’ve expected it Graham
RedJackz: learned an interesting fact about aura enchantments that enter play outside of casting. You can put them on creatures with hexproof.
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX even if james was in last, he'd still probably be the arch enemy
 MegaDosX: The Undying Evil in the deck is a big tell tbh
  LRRbot: Wicked Visitor [1B] | Creature — Nightmare [2/2] | Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.
 s0lesurviv0r: just joined, I legit thought Gary Merchant of Asphodel was a silver bordered or convention card
  LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
 TehAmelie: he's Scary Gary, but only before entering
 MegaDosX: Not anymore
 Aarek: back to the pit (the pit being the commander zone)
superdude097: Not anymore
 MegaDosX: That changed when they changed the rules around when it goes back to the command zone
EbDorian: ^
  firehawkzoa: They fixed that
ballesta25: That is no longer true
 MegaDosX: It used to be yeah
 Kentosaurus: no, only if you choose to leave him out of command zone
ballesta25: It was the same rules update that let commanders get death triggers if you command zone them
 ProcyonFlynn: !chat never changes 
 Mindfire13: Not anymore. No longer in exile instead of command zone instread of exile
 MegaDosX: It used to be you replaced them hitting the zone with going to the command zone so that worked, now it goes to exile or yard and then you put it in the command zone so the link is no longer there
  LRRbot: Kindlespark Duo [2R] | Creature — Lizard Otter [1/3] | {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target opponent. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap this creature.
 hidingbox: lorien
  LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
vinopinguino: its kinda like a frog
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben living the dream
 hidingbox: eh close enough
 BrowneePointz: Ben is gonna draw so many cards
  LRRbot: Night's Whisper [1B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and lose 2 life.
  LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
  LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | {X}: This creature deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
Rodzos: "oh you payed 5 to draw 2?"
 GamerCat88: rats rats rats
 jacqui_lantern234: crats!
 Dog_of_Myth: Rat Wrath
 jacqui_lantern234: Ratth 
TheMadS8nt: pestilence rat!!!
dabudder: @ben did you put pesilence in any of these decks?
 BrowneePointz: Ratstilence
vinopinguino: rath is a place already in cannon
 public_key_reveal_party: james is back to non pauper starting life
TriseAlpha: Pernicious Rats
 neisan2112: Sooo many MB Pauper Bangers tonight
 gualdhar: is there a black version of Channel?
  LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Inheritance [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.
EbDorian: notably, no "other" in the rat's text
 jacqui_lantern234: @vinopinguino ahh, my favourite spell, Rath of God 
 Goombill: Ill-Gotten Inheritance rules, I drafted so much RNA just to keep playing it
  LRRbot: Reckless Impulse [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
 BrowneePointz: I love that we have three decks that are death by 1000 cuts and then there is Ben
  LRRbot: End the Festivities [R] | Sorcery | End the Festivities deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.
irenrose: I started drafting up a commander deck much like the duskmourn valgavoth precon because of IGI
vinopinguino: 2 goblins in hand is worth 3 in the warren graham
irenrose: Then that deck came out and I decided against it because I could just buy it
CompleatedPinkie: I love End the Festivities. I run it in my regular commander Rakdos Lord of Riots deck.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: man I need to find a good uncommon to build pauper deck from
  LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
CrossXhunteR: it was rebanned
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ooo
superdude097: It's currently banned
 hidingbox: and is now rebanned
 laikagoat: and is once again
 jacqui_lantern234: and they rebanned it
 Decaped: i like these semi-boardwipes. Much more interesting than than full
meddlingmage_: and hten they rebanned it!
 MegaDosX: Yeah it got banned again
vinopinguino: its banned again
Mustang_Redcloak: They banned it again
 HadesLeprechaun: Rhystic Study and Mystic Remora, also commons (banned in pdh)
 Fruan: All the best cards in Fallen Empires were common. Absolute crazy set.
CrossXhunteR: it had like 3 or 4 months of freedom, i think
 neisan2112: In regular pauper yes. PDH has a seperate banlist
scrambled_doot: It's totally fine in PDH. The only banned cards in the format are Rhystic Study and Mystic Remora (very smart move)
 HadesLeprechaun: PDH only has those two cards on the banlist
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Fruan Fallen Empires had "best" cards? It was no Homelands, but even so.
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  LRRbot: Essence Warden [G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters, you gain 1 life.
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 GamerCat88: boo math
 Fruan: @Dread_Pirate_Westley High Tide and Hymn to Tourach are both bangers. Everything else was bad.
vinopinguino: pee dh
 HorusFive: Is it possible this match won't count as tournament legal! 
 HadesLeprechaun: probably smart
ballesta25: It cancels out with Graham's thing
northos: Rhmystic Studymora
   LoadingReadyRun: The Mystic and Rhystic
 BrowneePointz: yep full soul warden
 hidingbox: starting life total
 idontgetmyrealname: ah yes, timespiral block draft all star essence warden
  LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Sealtest: thats was 4 commander btw
 laikagoat: tapped tho
 hidingbox: well the land does enter tapped here
  LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 HadesLeprechaun: I've got Mystic Remora in my pdh deck because I don't actually play it in pdh, I'm just playing my pauper deck against regular bracket 2 and 3 decks
Mustang_Redcloak: Ben should see the Tatyova Benthic Druid, High Tide combo deck
 GamerCat88: who would have guessed Seth Rogan would "cheat" at magic
Sealtest: @LoadingReadyRun ben hit james for 4 commander damage
  LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish [2/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
northos: yes, this is a mana war
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 HadesLeprechaun: did they discuss that pauper is only 16 commander damage required instead of 21?
 MegaDosX: They did
Kaerose: yup
 HadesLeprechaun: kk
 itira: evening gamers
superdude097: Yes
 Kentosaurus: that is correct
 MegaDosX: APNAP baybee
CrossXhunteR: just yell APNAP loudly at your opponents until they give in
vinopinguino: now i hope it happens
meddlingmage_: 
meddlingmage_: +2
 Sorator13: 
 fcloud: yell APNAP loudly at your opponents until they bundle their home and auto insurance
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: very mars attacks coded that noise
 Cavemanhar: if its bens turn that is what would happen anyone elses bens trigger would resolve first
 Jaolen: i think the funniest thing I’ve done was kill someone by copying their Sheoldred while they were at 2
 jacqui_lantern234: @fcloud BOOO XD
  LRRbot: Faceless Butcher [2BB] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 lesbiandracula: torment allstar
 lesbiandracula: love the butchy
CrossXhunteR: a bag man?
 egyptcraze: ben gain a life
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go James
vinopinguino: BOOM
 public_key_reveal_party: hateful
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Mustang_Redcloak: 
 keatthebeast: now assuming that pauper commander was just an excuse for james to play his favorite cards
vinopinguino: ben got stunlocked lol
  LRRbot: Demonic Vigor [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to its owner's hand.
 Mattmitchell45: @keatthebeast Those are the formats I seek
 BrowneePointz: so vigorous. much demonic. wow!
   LoadingReadyRun: @keatthebeast Ben built his deck 
  LRRbot: Tor Wauki the Younger [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer [3/3] | Reach, lifelink / If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Tor Wauki deals 2 damage to any target.
meddlingmage_: he built this deck! he built this deck on frog and roll
 HorusFive: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah- a deck of all James' favorite cards
  LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
 lesbiandracula: now someone shuffle all decks
  LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
 HadesLeprechaun: that's why my go-to pauper deck is Reyav, Master Smith voltron!
 HadesLeprechaun: double strike sucker punch
Mustang_Redcloak: Yes
 hidingbox: yes
CrossXhunteR: it do be
 hidingbox: butcher just goes back to the hand?
chaostreader: ^
 DeM0nFiRe: https://i.imgur.com/CyR0ero.jpeg
 shendaras: Did we lose one, gain one there?
 LurkerSpine: Ben at 9?
 lesbiandracula: (y;ou should)
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben does get to gain 1 for the Mulldrifter.
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
CrossXhunteR: hired from the local arts college?
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Morrigan9: one of these IS seth rogan
 NotCainNorAbel: the budget is perfect for the level of Seth Rogen we want
 HadesLeprechaun: just 3 Seth Rogan laughs all layered over each other
 itira: 
ei_ole_Munkkiman: that IS what he would say!
 Mattmitchell45: And they're all playing 5-Color
 TimIAm: How's the ventilation in the moon base
loufghyslaufey: The Moonbaae has a budget?   
  LRRbot: Planar Incision [1U] | Instant | Exile target artifact or creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Mustang_Redcloak: Isn't that every Seth Rogan movie?
loufghyslaufey: *Moonbase
 IbunWest: If you tap a snow island after casting High Tide does it make one snow mana or two
 BrowneePointz: from award winning tv series The Studio “I like weed”
 Mindfire13: Don't devote removal to Bloodseeker, but killing it with incidental removal is imperitive
 fcloud: the Moonbae
 Mattmitchell45: One of them would be talking about Film Studios endlessly
 margieargie: @loufghyslaufey Well -something- has to go into tarps
 lesbiandracula: "let's make a porno!"-zack, zack and miri make a porno
 fcloud: i'd watch that stream
  LRRbot: Omen of the Dead [B] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.
loufghyslaufey: Chat? Wth! It was ONE Typo!
Shadowsoflife: Yes
 ProcyonFlynn: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 kristof162028: can james kill ben this turn wuth the crypt rats ?
 BrowneePointz: Would be funny if the line I Like Weed was in The Studio but said by Catherine O’Hara and not Seth
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot   
loufghyslaufey: @BrowneePointz ...Who!?
  LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | {X}: This creature deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
 ghizmou: Chris Pratt always ruin everything
 BrowneePointz: yes O’Hara was in The studio
  LRRbot: Tamiyo's Safekeeping [G] | Instant | Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
Kejardon: yes
DrLigmaPhD: Death is simultaneous
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It dies, then local enchantments go away due to a second SBE check.
 Jaolen: it wouldn’t see enchant creatures because they die after with state based effects, but enchantment creatures
Desdae: The creature wouldn't see the auras hit, as they leave from state based actions
CrossXhunteR: wouldnt the other enchantments fall off after death in a 2nd SBA check?
loufghyslaufey: @ghizmou Well uh, he "punched" Thanos once... so yeah   
 Mindfire13: Visitor sees Coinsmith go to the graveyard, but not the auras
 JoannaTastic: @IbunWest I believe High Tide is considered to be the source of the extra {B}, and since High Tide isn't a Snow source, that mana isn't usable to pay {S} costs
 Fruan: I think Commander should be 20 life
 Dog_of_Myth: Dog
  LRRbot: Trusty Retriever [3W] | Creature — Dog [2/3] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / • Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
 hidingbox: flashback to last week's staxs marathon
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 keatthebeast: without all the tutors and searching the game really does move
Rodzos: what da dog doin'
 fcloud: james still huffing from the copium canister labeled "commander isnt magic's main format"
   LoadingReadyRun: life total is one of the reasons that 4P free for all can work well
 Mattmitchell45: @Fruan Commander Damage should at least be 15-16 (not just for P EDH)
CrossXhunteR: was lightning bolt a common?
JJ_Mickey: yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep]
 HorusFive: But what if...... has 3 bolt?
 Mindfire13: Shock Ben instead
 Orestes290: How old is shock?
 r10pez10: ooh pauper
loufghyslaufey: @fcloud Kay, but what's with platformer PleasantKenobi having to create a video essay on how "Magic is more than just commander..." or some shtick like it?
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 r10pez10: electricity was discovered in the 1600s
  LRRbot: Tor Wauki the Younger [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer [3/3] | Reach, lifelink / If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Tor Wauki deals 2 damage to any target.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: wow I only stepped away for a few mins, life totals got real low!
 Mattmitchell45: The Ole Milwaukee Tap-out for Tor Wauki
  LRRbot: Khalni Garden | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / {T}: Add {G}.
CrossXhunteR: weird land
  LRRbot: Lignify [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Treefolk Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities.
 jacqui_lantern234: who's Steve Jobs? 
loufghyslaufey: @fcloud Its not like I get to tune in to every paper draft or prelease in a local commute these days
  LRRbot: Serum Visionary [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card, then scry 2.
 Cptasparagus: what's ligna?
CrossXhunteR: dang mh3 cards, doing wild things
 kristof162028: ben garry voming for ur blood
DrLigmaPhD: I'll explain: I discovered Ligma back in 1987 when my buddy Steve....
 TehAmelie: if Lignify doesn't have an official nickname, i propose Ligmafy
  LRRbot: Coiling Oracle [GU] | Creature — Snake Elf Druid [1/1] | When this creature enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
 BrowneePointz: the GOAT
 Mattmitchell45: If Steve Jobs had lived this long, he probably would have severely tarnished any rep he has left
 BrowneePointz: my beloved oracle
Sealtest: 6 7
loufghyslaufey: @Cptasparagus "Linga-LuckSacks", "rubber-scrubber"!
  LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: cash boat!
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah! Ben's an idiot 
CrossXhunteR: cruise is banned in actual pauper, right?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: After Franks Ranks, you know it. You love it. It's boat
 lesbiandracula: start calling treasure cruise nancy reagan. cause it's the boat goat
 MegaDosX: @CrossXhunteR It is indeed
 kristof162028: adam says with the ill gotten gains on board
loufghyslaufey: You hard casted Treasure Cruise? Can they even utilize the graveyard for something else?
 Mr_Horrible: State Of The Game, y'know, I-No's song from GGST
   LoadingReadyRun: "I need you to be alive" sounds like a dramatic line in a romantic disaster movie
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Be Gary
niccus: gary carumbles
  LRRbot: Vicious Battlerager [3B] | Creature — Dwarf Barbarian [1/5] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Spiked Retribution — Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 5 life.
 MegaDosX: WOW
 lesbiandracula: just in time
Mustang_Redcloak: You monster
 Mr_Horrible: I like how blocking battlerager kills 2 people at the table
 BrowneePointz: insert the teddy bear bit from dropout
CrossXhunteR: never noticed there being UI for the initiative
 kristof162028: ben gains one right
 MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
 lesbiandracula: yesss
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MegaDosX: Also yeah Essence Warden triggers
loufghyslaufey: @LoadingReadyRun Or a C-grade sidehustle horror project
 BrowneePointz: Glenbeary Glen Ross is still one of my fave dropout bits ever
  LRRbot: Kaya's Ghostform [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker you control / When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 Mattmitchell45: All Initiative Creatures should have their Uncommon Status revoked
loufghyslaufey: "C-rated"? See ratings...??
 jacqui_lantern234: if you experience a rager during battle, contact your doctor
 Mr_Horrible: I am choosing to interpret the non-legendary commander names as Lily Splashmentor, Gary, and Underworldcoin Smith
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: hmmm, if I were in Adam’s shoes, I think Ben has to go
 Mattmitchell45: @BrowneePointz Pairs well with Alison Luhrs chewing out the LRR crew
 MegaDosX: !card ill gotten inheritance
  LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Inheritance [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.
CrossXhunteR: if james dies with the initiative through non-combat damage, does it just go away?
 MegaDosX: Initiative passes to next turn in player order if James just while still holding it right?
 MegaDosX: Just dies rather
 Mr_Horrible: start a poll in chat, no description, options are "1" and "2"
 HorusFive: HomerFadingIntoBush.gif
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: @Mr_Horrible very clever. I’m gonna have to consider “legendary names” when I go about picking a pauper commander
 MegaDosX: I think it passes to next player in turn order
 MegaDosX: I believe monarch does that so it'd make sense for initiative to do the same
 lesbiandracula: bang bang
 lesbiandracula: cactus adam
 MegaDosX: Adam just put a gun on the table
CrossXhunteR: go on. make his day.
KWardJenx: Adam holding the table hostage
 BrowneePointz: the initiative is eeby and neeby to sleeby
 Mattmitchell45: "I don't feel so good, Mr. Savidan" " I don't know....Buck up, kid"
Kejardon: I think the real question is, will Adam shoot it off in response to life gain
 Mr_Horrible: "Rub some dirt on it"
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Orestes290: (tap) anyone targeting Adam dies
 lesbiandracula: don't stop believin' starts playing
 itira: 
 jacqui_lantern234: rofl
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan:     
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Morrigan9: not if he's dead
northos: graham, famously vindictive employer
niccus: would he? only one way to find out
loufghyslaufey: Welp
Mustang_Redcloak: LUK
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
  LRRbot: Unexpected Windfall [2RR] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
 Mattmitchell45: Ben showing off is the most untenable option
 laikagoat:   
 YeetTheRich_: firing adam in response so his triggers fizzle
 Mr_Horrible: mods and chat both goated
loufghyslaufey: Hoof. No tokens scary enough for that feed the swarm
 Mindfire13: Good job chat
Desdae: 3 life from the replacemnt?
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RoundTangentialTortoiseTheRinger-m3fCQviDsIrdo0yt
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 MegaDosX: !card tor wauki the younger
  LRRbot: Tor Wauki the Younger [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer [3/3] | Reach, lifelink / If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Tor Wauki deals 2 damage to any target.
 HorusFive: @rosesmcgee beat me to it
  LRRbot: Blood Seeker [1B] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [1/1] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.
 MegaDosX: If another
 MegaDosX: That however
loufghyslaufey: Game 1 btw <(=w=)>
loufghyslaufey: Those of us tuning in
northos: funny 2/2
 jacqui_lantern234: or funny 2/2
 GamerCat88: uuuuuu
  LRRbot: Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
 jacqui_lantern234: oh HELL YEAH, G
 Mr_Horrible: where's coping song and malding song?
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Adam's eating the board state with...
 Mr_Horrible: "Stupid Archer Tricks", that famous Letterman segment
 Mr_Horrible: hee hee hoo hoo
loufghyslaufey: !card ill-gotten inheritance
  LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Inheritance [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 rosesmcgee: @HorusFive Same brain cell
vinopinguino: haha
 r10pez10: damn
 jacqui_lantern234: tbf, its easy to make G laugh 
 HorusFive: You get clean audio on that @Mr_Horrible
vinopinguino: im going to predict another wheel like last tuesday
 itira: youre allowed to have feelings on tuesdays only
  LRRbot: Evolution Witness [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman Mutant [2/1] | {1}{G}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
 lesbiandracula: and only permanents
 Mr_Horrible: @HorusFive I really should clip it, but aren't things more beautiful *because* they don't last?
Sealtest: well not as good as witness
 HorusFive: After all this Adam just shoots him
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
loufghyslaufey: !card essence warden
  LRRbot: Essence Warden [G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters, you gain 1 life.
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's gonna end the game with that IGI on the table still, I'm calling it
 Mr_Horrible: "Wait I can just fire Ben in response"
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 lesbiandracula: graham fires the whole table. feed goes dark
 TehAmelie: 
  LRRbot: Sailor of Means [2U] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/4] | When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.
CrossXhunteR: he does gain 1, which is nice
 Mr_Horrible: Forest Island Wizard Gang, We Love Making Game Objects
Spritz_T: did anyone else hear "sailor of memes"?
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
 Mr_Horrible: @Spritz_T I'd be willing to bet money that's what he said
CrossXhunteR: @Spritz_T no. ben definitely would never have said that
 Mr_Horrible: Kain and Cecil
Mustang_Redcloak: FFIV
 darkcyril: IV is my goat.
 Mr_Horrible: Kain, The Communal Boyfriend Dragoon
 MegaDosX: Oh someone's dead
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Initiative first.
 MegaDosX: Yeah initiative first
Rodzos: also Ben gains 1
 hidingbox: cost first then the triggers resolve
 MegaDosX: Crabs sure are bucketing
 r10pez10: this is such a compelling late(?) game
CrossXhunteR: to the forge
vinopinguino: haha yesss
 Dog_of_Myth: Hey Paul got it back!
northos: @r10pez10 if this isn't the late game something has gone horribly wrong
 MegaDosX: That's precombat main isn't it?
Mustang_Redcloak: I like how Adam doesn't have to do anything and everyone else just kills each other because of IGI
 HorusFive: 
CrossXhunteR: if james was to die with that trigger on the stack, it just goes away, right?
 hoveringhalibut: Adam is like a hunter in the blind waiting for peak comedy
   LoadingReadyRun: Is Adam the bucket in this crab scenario?
 MegaDosX: Oh, no, it's upkeep, checked. I was wrong.
superdude097: @CrossXhunteR Yes
 MegaDosX: My b
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Most likely to have a big wee?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan:    
vinopinguino: lol
 SolarBlitz1: Truely such big pp energy
  LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
 Mr_Horrible: "Most Likely To Lay Pipe" and "Most Likely To Lay Pipe (Eyebrow Waggle)"
Morrigan9: mine didn't either (us)
 HorusFive: But if I use the hand grenade, will I still be Guy-with-a-hand-grenade-Man?
 MegaDosX: Wow
 r10pez10: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: ours sure did and they wouldn't let us forget it
CrossXhunteR: adam's here for a good time, not a good time
atlr: ooof
 lamina5432: I always assume rugby = football in other counties
 Mr_Horrible: they're the reason we didn't have funding for speech & debate shit 
 itira: how the tables have turned
 MegaDosX: I'm so curious what Adam is planning here
CrossXhunteR: fun
 Mr_Horrible: Adam you know what you have to do now. The next time you take a game action you have to do the pause to yourself
 HorusFive: @MegaDosX Bold of you to assume there's a plan here
 Mr_Horrible: he's planning to eat dinner after this
 MegaDosX: Y'know what, fair
 Mangledpixel: !plan
  LRRbot: Translator's note: Keikaku means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
 Micalovits: Adam just likes holding a gun
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: P-lanning? What's that?
ThorSokar: pretty sure the plan is stress trolling
 Mr_Horrible: vulnerable to a stiff breeze at this point
CrossXhunteR: ben, watch out for those light breezes
 r10pez10: how long have we had a !plan command
 HorusFive: Just pass the turn and let Ben waste away
 Mr_Horrible: Waukness is outta control
  LRRbot: Touch of Moonglove [B] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever a creature dealt damage by that creature dies this turn, its controller loses 2 life.
 GamerCat88: moo
 definenull: ooh
 lamina5432: this game almost ended in an hour then this happened
 definenull: o7 ben
 MegaDosX: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: RIP ben
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 Storytelling_Basilisk: Oh, pauper commander. NEat
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 Mr_Horrible: 10%
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: and rip graham
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, Adam's fired. Oh seven.
 Mindfire13: Rip Adam's job
 MegaDosX: Well it passes through your turn Graham
 MegaDosX: But if nobody has effects it doesn't matter
 jacqui_lantern234: welp, adam's fired 
Desdae: Graham, your commander
Kejardon: amazing how the grey merchant survived that
  LRRbot: Dauthi Slayer [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Soldier [2/2] | Shadow / This creature attacks each combat if able.
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CrossXhunteR: back from last week's FNPF
 MegaDosX: I have one of these, might be the oldest card I own
 Mr_Horrible: he was reprinted in Time Spiral's timeshifted
 BrowneePointz: I yawned and heard donkey slayer
  LRRbot: Faceless Butcher [2BB] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [2/3] | When this creature enters, exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 MegaDosX: It's in my Rev deck because unblockable
KWardJenx: Graham will have Paul escort Adam out of the Moonbase between games.
 Mr_Horrible: and I could be saying that about both of James's most recent cards
 MegaDosX: Ghostform happens
 definenull: nooo
  LRRbot: Not Dead After All [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it."
 Mr_Horrible: it's exile and it's the conditional triggers, like the olden days
  LRRbot: Reckoner's Bargain [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / You gain life equal to the sacrificed permanent's mana value. Draw two cards.
 lesbiandracula: rudy rudy rudy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
CrossXhunteR: and he gets an ice cream
loufghyslaufey: Hm. Did Ben die before Graham I see? Or...? I missed the order between blinking
 MegaDosX: Well that happens after Gary's ETB
vinopinguino: we need a hail mary cap
 MegaDosX: 
 Kentosaurus: gg
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: uhhhh one more?
 HadesLeprechaun: Gary!
 HorusFive: 
 keatthebeast: gg!
 MegaDosX: That was remarkably close
loufghyslaufey: Dang, Gary.
Mustang_Redcloak: 
sadfleck: gg
 whitebadgerwolf88: Gg 
  Juliamon: Is the break screen audio really low for anyone else?
 mwlsn: that reminds me, i need to order a Panalysts mug
 Micalovits: A little, but the rest of the stream was good
  Juliamon: yeah, the live scene is fine
  Juliamon: but this one I can barely hear?
   LoadingReadyRun: it shouldn't be that quiet
 mwlsn: seems okay to me but I’m on mobile so i doubt I’m a good reference
 r10pez10: sounds fine to me
  Juliamon: like, if there's currently music, I can't hear it at all
  XerinRosewood: My god I loaded up saw 1 life 3 life and then twitch reloaded and two of you were dead (this was the end of last game)
 kimmiekoneko: i can hear a super mario 64 water world remix. levels are fine for me
  Juliamon: and I don't want to jack up the audio and get blasted by live
vinopinguino: normal for me
 r10pez10: cursred headphones
  XerinRosewood: Seems fine to me
  Juliamon: maybe I have an audio channel dying
  Juliamon: some songs are louder than others
 Dog_of_Myth: Sound is fine on my end
  Juliamon: like, I hear THIS one fine
vinopinguino: werid
vinopinguino: *weird
 mwlsn: this one is louder than the previous one, yeah, but I could hear the previous one okay
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that is strange
  Juliamon: Just wanted to make sure it was a me problem
  Juliamon: I'll go back to not being here now (sorry, having a rough head day)
 r10pez10: rest well
 JDMan94: Lmao
 GamerCat88: still capt of football team
 Mr_Horrible: after all these years, the world is finally giving him what he's owed
 HorusFive: Most important man on the stream again
 pctjoe: pauper I barely know her
 fcloud: break music was really quiet for me too  but gameplay volume is fine
 HorusFive: Oh he passed the turn. nevermind
 LithelyUnshod: May I suggest Pendragon for the next one of these?
 r10pez10: cool spaceics
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 MegaDosX: What's a "Plains"? I've never heard of it either
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap this creature.
  XerinRosewood: Underworld coinsmith!?? That's sick
  LRRbot: Simic Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.
 fcloud: math doesnt happen till turn four  but... which turn is that again? 
 Orestes290: Turn 2 to the power of 2
 Fruan: S O A P
  LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
   Anubis169: 1!
 BrowneePointz: a Sagnet is what you call a baby Lasagna
 HorusFive: running away with it
  LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Marble Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
 fcloud: a Sagnet is a magnet that's really let itself go
 r10pez10: oh, pauper commander starts at 30?
 TehAmelie: would you say you're throwing rocks tonight?
 DeM0nFiRe: murble durble
 MegaDosX: @r10pez10 And 16 commander damage
 Mr_Horrible: alright, now next turn you need to mind twist James for 5
 hidingbox: but what if, you kill him before that?
 HorusFive: Says the man who could have shot him for 5 turns last name
CrossXhunteR: i just noticed james' commander is spelled as Gary on the stream UI too
 HorusFive: *game
 TehAmelie: i just remembered his name is not actually Gary xD
 Mr_Horrible: it doesn't even have a symbol on some printings, surely that counts as common
  LRRbot: Pyretic Ritual [1R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}.
CrossXhunteR: if i was to play PeDH, i want the simic uncommon from EOE as my commander
 definenull: storm count
therepoman__: Howdy gamers
  LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 MegaDosX: Storm count is 2
Mustang_Redcloak: $15 common
NonchalantAvenger: how did james already lose 14 life?!
 definenull: is tendrils common?
 Dog_of_Myth: Life totals start at 30
  LRRbot: Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
 MegaDosX: WHAT
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 MegaDosX: Ritual into ritual into ritual holy shit
 MegaDosX: James he's doing your trick but better
 hidingbox: we storming now!
 r10pez10: irencrag feat
NonchalantAvenger: @Dog_of_Myth oh.... now that makes sense.. but why?
 neisan2112: I miss Storm in Modern now
 fcloud: graham passes the turn floating eleven mana, refuses to elaborate
  LRRbot: Crushing Disappointment [3B] | Instant | Each player loses 2 life. You draw two cards.
 Dog_of_Myth: Not sure but that is the rule.
 jacqui_lantern234: im a magic card?! 
 definenull: i thought math wasn't until turn 4
 Diabore: what a crushing disappointment
  LRRbot: Forgotten Cave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {R}
 fcloud: @definenull power creep
  LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
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 Julian_Rogue: 74 Months thats a little more than 6 years jesus
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 Fruan: In rod we trust!
 Micalovits: I was hoping for Empty the Warrens
 HorusFive: things happened
 MegaDosX: A storm turn based on vibes
 MegaDosX: Love it
 ProcyonFlynn: Closer to threshold now. 
 fcloud: is there any "break a rod for huge damage" in the ff set? 
 r10pez10: the payoff is looking really cool
  LRRbot: Overgrowth [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}{G}.
  LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
 definenull: oh so it's ben's turn to storm
 MegaDosX: Discarding Daze? Wild.
Mustang_Redcloak: If Graham likes storm, he should check out the Cormela, Glamour Thief pauper commander deck.
  LRRbot: Lilysplash Mentor [2GU] | Creature — Frog Druid [4/4] | Reach / {1}{G}{U}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: I mean, fair
Vequinox: so what are the rules differences between this and normal edh
CrossXhunteR: he's struck rich
  LRRbot: Vicious Battlerager [3B] | Creature — Dwarf Barbarian [1/5] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Spiked Retribution — Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 5 life.
 Mindfire13: I guess we're holding out for a hero
 realbadatthis_: @Vequinox 30 life, 16 lethal commander damage, all commons in maindeck, commander is an uncommon (can be non legend)
KWardJenx: 101
  LRRbot: Oblivion Ring [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile another target nonland permanent. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 Mr_Horrible: da Wayne England art 
Vequinox: @realbadatthis_ thank you!
Sealtest: 2 commander from adam to james
 fcloud: omg the dungeon visualizer is so cute
  LRRbot: Hopeless Nightmare [B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. / When this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, scry 2. / {2}{B}: Sacrifice this enchantment.
 jacqui_lantern234: @fcloud YOURE so cute!!! #GOTTEM
 r10pez10: remember to praise paul
 MegaDosX: Didn't this get banned in Standard?
 jacqui_lantern234: @r10pez10 ALWAYS praise paul
 fcloud: ty @jacqui_lantern234 
 Mr_Horrible: Hopeless Nightmare: running out of milk before running out of cookie
 fcloud:  gj paul BillyApprove
  LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
Sealtest: Paul doesnt need praise, he has 5 ps5's
 fcloud: haha i didnt know billyapprove was global, thats sick
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sealtest he needs praise for his 5 ps5's 
 definenull: I think that's a twitch addon
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 fcloud: ah it's 7tv global, not twitch global, you are correct 
  LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
  LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
 Mr_Horrible: Love a dart 
 fcloud: a lava and a dart goes together like damage and red
  LRRbot: Azure Fleet Admiral [3U] | Creature — Human Pirate [3/3] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / This creature can't be blocked by creatures the monarch controls.
 lamina5432: threat of lava dart is real
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
CrossXhunteR: any day/night, poison, energy, experience, or speed?
 hidingbox: everyone's favourite multiplayer mechanics
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben gets his crown
 Julian_Rogue: James- "I hope with it being pauper the board state won't be too convoluted" Ben- Monarch aand initiative
  LRRbot: Coiling Oracle [GU] | Creature — Snake Elf Druid [1/1] | When this creature enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
 r10pez10: ooh big stretch
 fcloud: do you know~ the monarch man~ the monarch man~ the monarch man~
 jacqui_lantern234: gdi adam XD
therepoman__: Dropping a big fat coiler on the field
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam 
 Mr_Horrible: if Ben's the Monarch, who's his Dr Venture?
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 r10pez10: day night
 Mustang_Redcloak: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
adept_nekomancer: Please clean up after your creatures if they leave a coiler on the battlefield.
 Mr_Horrible: anyone got ascend cards?
  LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | When this creature enters, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
niccus: what if they add democracy
 HorusFive: Paul has the power to make it night- apparently
 definenull: that grin
 neisan2112: LOVE THE RATS
 fcloud: "Coiler Oracle" sounds like the absolute stinkiest way to predict the future
 Mr_Horrible: darksteel
therepoman__: Banger art
 neisan2112: Nasty shit, love it
 Mr_Horrible: mmm, memories of RatLock
  LRRbot: Hoard Robber [1B] | Creature — Tiefling Rogue [1/3] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
   LoadingReadyRun: had to refresh the overlay to add the monarch tracker
angreesloth: rat lock was definitely a terrible terrible time in pauper 
 Mr_Horrible: that jerk + Skull Collector you could just have someone draw the same card over and over
 RetroHibiscus: pauper is a bunch of people with sharpened sporks
 Mr_Horrible: turns out, creative limitations actually just make you more hateful
 MegaDosX: The impression I've always gotten of Pauper is it's an utterly degenerate format
 MegaDosX: Like people just do all the rude things
 jacqui_lantern234: my first pauper deck was elves. lemme tell you about how many 1 landers i won with 
 neisan2112: And its got double pips for Gary
 fcloud: i got invited to a "popper party" and when i got there i found NO magic being played whatsoever 
angreesloth: @RetroHibiscus hey I resemble that remark!
 Kentosaurus: @RetroHibiscus lol
 r10pez10: i should run azure fleet admiral in more decks
 Mustang_Redcloak: People meme, but Pauper is essentially Legacy-lite
KWardJenx: Isn't Rat-lock a humble rodent lawyer?
 TehAmelie: that sounds like a Pauper Stabbist League actually
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Gargantua [4BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [4/4] | When this creature enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
 Ashmantle: thanks for the gift sub! @DeM0nFiRe
 HadesLeprechaun: my Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker PDH deck is not a good time for anyone but me
 Mr_Horrible: when was that homie a common?
 Mr_Horrible: wow, *just* commander masters
 Mr_Horrible: according to scryfall
 MegaDosX: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/0/8/08648c0a-e075-45ac-ad8c-80c425d3487e.jpg?1689997369
angreesloth: commander masters was a lowkey pauper masters
 Strebenherz: 100 Evening all.  Only caught bits and pieces, been irl'd, but loving what i'm seeing.  Lotta interesting card variety shenanigans
 Mr_Horrible: @angreesloth this tracks
  LRRbot: Sunscorched Desert | Land — Desert | When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {T}: Add {C}.
angreesloth: and then just like every other eternal format, everything changed when MH3 attacked 
 RatherLargeToad: that’s a crime
  LRRbot: Tor Wauki the Younger [3BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer [3/3] | Reach, lifelink / If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Tor Wauki deals 2 damage to any target.
 Mr_Horrible: cuz of Wauk
 lamina5432: so 2
 MegaDosX: How long until someone holds both I wonder?
 Mr_Horrible: chump with thermo-alchemist for psychic damage to him
Camail: unify the belts
 MegaDosX: That would simplify things but would be a lot of value for one person to hold 
 Mr_Horrible: it's not called Phyrexian Normal-Sized Guy
Mai_Andra: so vascular...
 Mr_Horrible: they're starting to, Adam, be careful
 r10pez10: we got gargadon
 MegaDosX: Bold talk coming from Ben 
  LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 definenull: that called shot!
 Mustang_Redcloak: Hi Steve
 Dog_of_Myth: Steve!
 Mr_Horrible: with the OG carl art and everything
  LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
 dutchmoose: weird looking ninja turtle
 ProcyonFlynn: Phyrexian Just a Lil'Guy - (it's Skrelv)
Sealtest: I wish I had a chili dog
solarsheeptoken: Harrington?
NonchalantAvenger: quick question - will LRR LIVE tomorrow will actually BE live?????
NonchalantAvenger: DON'T jinx it!!!!
 ProcyonFlynn: #BlameTelus
 Orestes290: Something happened last time
 Mr_Horrible: @ProcyonFlynn Crawling Chorus: "C'moooon we're just a lil guy. Also it's our gestation day!"
 RatherLargeToad: *quickly hides cable cutters*
EduardoAFT: Did Adam chew on an ethernet cable
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Blame Adam 
  LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
 lamina5432: he was gonna kidnap beej
 Mr_Horrible: "We talked about this!"
 Simonark: Look, Stealing "The Internet" was his one chance to get in good with Carmen Sandiego's organization and you could have been more supportive of him, frankly.
 pctjoe: more talk about adam's sack lmao
  LRRbot: Snowfield Sinkhole | Snow Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped.
 Mr_Horrible: "Do we want it back?" "No! But it's the principle of the thing!"
  LRRbot: Grim Guardian [2B] | Enchantment Creature — Zombie [1/4] | Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 MegaDosX: Oh here we go
 TehAmelie: they can't be supportive and reveal it was an inside job
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: our boy has arrived
 jacqui_lantern234: ok but was that MY grim guardian, adam?!?! 
 Mustang_Redcloak: I am still trying to figure out how she stole the Strait of Gibralter
CrossXhunteR: death by 30 cuts
 MegaDosX: Also he triggers himself doesn't he?
 MegaDosX: So one trigger for Coinsmith and one trigger for Guardian
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: yes Guardian also triggers
 MegaDosX: So everyone else should lose another life
CrossXhunteR: i believe that was caught
 MegaDosX: I thought James was at 27
CrossXhunteR: oh, does the commander deal 1
  LRRbot: Pillory of the Sleepless [1WB] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."
 Mr_Horrible: coinsmith is lifegain on constellation, iirc
 MegaDosX: !card underworld coinsmith
  LRRbot: Underworld Coinsmith [WB] | Enchantment Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {W}{B}, Pay 1 life: Each opponent loses 1 life.
 MegaDosX: And Grim Guardian is an enchantment creature
 Mr_Horrible: and then activates to make opponents lose life
 MegaDosX: Oh. Wait. No, I get what I misunderstood
 Mr_Horrible: so each enchantment just makes everyone else lose 1 and Adam gain 1
 definenull: Adam's deck feels like an enchantress version of Wheeler's take one deck \lh
 MegaDosX: You got it right Adam, I made a mistake
  LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, Coinsmith is really easy to get reversed on
  LRRbot: Essence Flux [U] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
CrossXhunteR: i was wondering if this card was in this deck. wasnt sure of its printings
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  LRRbot: Ash Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Basic landcycling {1}
 circusofkirkus: coiling oracle isn't a spirit?
 r10pez10: snaake
CrossXhunteR: ahh, an innistrad remastered downshift
 dumbo3k: If Ben dies, does the Initiative and Monarchy go away?
 MegaDosX: They go to James
 MegaDosX: Unless taken by an opponent
  LRRbot: Aphotic Wisps [B] | Instant | Target creature becomes black and gains fear until end of turn. / Draw a card.
 jchinnock: you can pry that crown from Ben’s cold hands
CrossXhunteR: james will get the initiative and the monarch if ben dies, right?
 definenull: o7 ben
 MegaDosX: Monarch and initiative pass to James
 HorusFive: @jchinnock "OK" -Graham
 MegaDosX: "725.4. If the player who has the initiative leaves the game, the active player takes the initiative at the same time that player leaves the game. If the active player is leaving the game or if there is no active player, the next player in turn order takes the initiative."
CrossXhunteR: oh, active player
 MegaDosX: I think it actually goes to Graham
 MegaDosX: I keep getting things wrong today 
 definenull: Weird ruling
CrossXhunteR: ban the initiative
 MegaDosX: Same with the monarch
 r10pez10: for initive
 r10pez10: wild
 MegaDosX: "724.4. If the monarch leaves the game, the active player becomes the monarch at the same time as that player leaves the game. If the active player is leaving the game or if there is no active player, the next player in turn order who can become the monarch becomes the monarch. If no player still in the game can become the monarch, the game continues with no monarch."
 MegaDosX: It says "takes the initiative" so I think you do
 e_bloc: TIL
 neisan2112: If it was Ben's turn when he died, James would get it
 hidingbox: I agree, it should trigger as if you take it
 ProcyonFlynn: 
 e_bloc: 444 rules
NonchalantAvenger: what? it's supposed to go to james
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 dumbo3k: @neisan2112 it was still Graham's turn at the time
 RatherLargeToad: to be fair, I think Adam should get it
 e_bloc: yeah I vote for Adam
 definenull: I think Paul should get it \j
 Mr_Horrible: he's a pretty active player
 HorusFive: Activate the Nelson-signal 
 r10pez10: right, so if you concede with it during your turn it goes to the next player
 RatherLargeToad: 
 e_bloc: I mean paul has to be the right answer
 MegaDosX: "Whenever you take the initiative and at the beginning of your upkeep, venture into Undercity." is in the reminder text
 neisan2112: @dumbo3k I know I was saying, that's how James would get it, but I probably shouldn't add maybes when trying to figure it out.
 e_bloc: crown this frog
 MegaDosX: Initiative is hella weird guys
 r10pez10: i still vote for adam
Akroma36: I think @ stark gets it and trigger
 Orestes290: This is how battle toads came to be
 DeM0nFiRe: Attack Ben's ghost
 e_bloc: goadgari?  no its monoblack
 MegaDosX: Bad cards for fun is always the best
 50keyz: what happens if james and graham were both able to goad the same creature? does it have to attack but adam gets to choose?
 definenull: *villager noises*
  LRRbot: Night's Whisper [1B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and lose 2 life.
 e_bloc: that is committing to the bit
 MegaDosX: @50keyz Most recent effect takes precedence I think
 MegaDosX: So if Graham goaded the Gargantua and then James goaded it, I think it'd have to attack Graham
CrossXhunteR: i miss when adam got to slap his hands down on the table
 50keyz: oh cool ty
ballesta25: @50keyz Yes
ballesta25: They both apply
  LRRbot: Mindstab Thrull [1BB] | Creature — Thrull [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may sacrifice it. If you do, defending player discards three cards.
 e_bloc: goadverides
 fcloud: Goad 2: No, Attack That Other Guy Instead
 e_bloc: that dude takes me back
ballesta25: But goad is two conditions: attack if able, and attack a different player than the goader if able
  LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
 kristof162028: here's a rules question could u build a pauper edh deck with a vehicle as the commander?
ballesta25: So two goads is four conditions and you have to satisfy as many as you can
 MegaDosX: The monarch making Adam and James fight amongst themselves seems topical if a bit on the nose
 fcloud: @LRRbot if the player sacrifices it, does it still do damage?
   LoadingReadyRun: Mindstab Thrull has two hands for walkin' one hand for stabbin and one hand for waving goodbye
 e_bloc: QEII would have been out so much faster if life was like commander
CrossXhunteR: any common wraths?
 MegaDosX: @fcloud No, you have to sac it before damage
ballesta25: (i.e., must attack, but isn't restricted as to which one, if there are only the two options.)
 fcloud: ty @MegaDosX 
 keatthebeast: @kristof162028 yes, and spacecraft too
 HorusFive: ominous
 e_bloc: not with that attitude
 definenull: No politics when you're the monarch, huh
 InfiniTokens: @definenull That's the benefit!
  LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
 darkcyril: @definenull "It's good to be king"
 e_bloc: that would have been great if it was "I'm probably not getting another turn. . . because I'm killing you all right now."
  LRRbot: Darkness [B] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
 definenull: O7 adam
   LoadingReadyRun: "No Politics" says man hurting everyone
 MegaDosX: Yes
superdude097: Yes
 MegaDosX: Adam'
 r10pez10: oh yeah black fog
 MegaDosX: Adam's steps and phases still happen
 RetroHibiscus: does james get back the iniative creature or nah
NonchalantAvenger: another round after G wipes the table?
 neisan2112: So glad we have a new printing and art for Darkness now.
 RetroHibiscus: from adam's banishing light
 MegaDosX: There is still a remainder of the turn but there is no active player to do things in postcombat main so it mostly passes through if nobody has any effects
CrossXhunteR: did james re-gain the initiative off of the creature?
 definenull: See? G's deck has plenty of lifegain
 RetroHibiscus: oh sorry o-ring
 TehAmelie: monarch: "we shall have peace" (stage whispering) through superior firepower"
 MegaDosX: James' initiative guy got exiled earlier by something
 hidingbox: wasn't there supposed to be a vicious batlerager under the o-ring?
 definenull: Oopsies
 e_bloc: Adam is just secretly playing for ante
CrossXhunteR: i forgot about the sound effect
 RetroHibiscus: wait apparently the battlerager doesn't come back
 RetroHibiscus: I apologize lol
  LRRbot: Omen of the Dead [B] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.
 RetroHibiscus: https://boardgames.stackexchange.com/questions/50301/what-happens-to-my-cards-exiled-by-an-opponents-oblivion-ring-when-they-lose-th
CrossXhunteR: with the sauce?
 RetroHibiscus: I forgot how weird the rules around this were
  LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
 MegaDosX: I think we might have moved a bit too far past it but that reads right
 RetroHibiscus: yeah
 MegaDosX: !card oblivion ring
  LRRbot: Oblivion Ring [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile another target nonland permanent. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 jessicatheblack: New TN book "Goodbye Graveyard"
 MegaDosX: Because it's a trigger it can't go on the stack so the thing would stay exiled
 jessicatheblack: "Hello Moon"?
EbDorian: For the benefit of chat:  the O-ring return trigger gets removed from the stack when Adam leaves the game
  LRRbot: Soldevi Adnate [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice a black or artifact creature: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value.
 MegaDosX: So fyi for chat I guess
  LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
 Mr_Horrible: twinsieeeeeees
 MegaDosX: All tied up!
 definenull: Tied game
 InfiniTokens: Ever made a copy of an opponent's Gary with one black pip and six non-legendary Ojer Taq's on board? 
 MegaDosX: Still tied up lmao
 e_bloc: we love your initative but you don't actually do anything here
  LRRbot: Kessig Flamebreather [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
 SK__Ren: I've head of stabilizing, but this is something else
 definenull: Taking 6 per spell?
 Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens no, but I *have* kicked a Rite of Replication on an opponent's Gary
 MegaDosX: I'm fascinated to see the last room of the Undercity in Pauper Commander
  LRRbot: Smoldering Crater | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {2}
 Mr_Horrible: "WHY MUST YOU CONSTANTLY FAIL ME?!"
 definenull: I've encored Gary with Araumi, good times
 50keyz: i would really like a boneathan 4/1 skeleton token
 hidingbox: excellent joke, streamer
CrossXhunteR: when office camping?
 Mr_Horrible: admitting for transparency I was typing that joke as Adam said it
 Sorator13: -.-
 e_bloc: if you think the tarp budget is bad, the tent budget is worse
CrossXhunteR: i meant like a tent up on the roof
 definenull: Didn't you already have camp cardboard
 Sorator13: Yknow, you could set up a tent on the roof patio area
 e_bloc: does a ben shit in the woods
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: Not the sims 4 hot tub
 Mr_Horrible: I hearing double - four Jameses!
CrossXhunteR: thanks for the recent VLOG graham and editors
 Sorator13: well, we saw how the hot tub ends
vinopinguino: aim high
 dutchmoose: My sister and I would set up a tent in the living room and camp out all the time
 TehAmelie: Boneathan could be a 0/9 that gains 6 power if the opponent consents
 raulghoulia: the barbecue is with the donkey he promised
 Vinewood_OG: The Sims test proved you cannot be trusted with roof bbq or a hottub!
 xVoxtric: video games ARE real life
 InfiniTokens: @Mr_Horrible Ooh nice! I was once ONE mana away from kicking a Rite of Replication on a non-legendary Adrix and Nev with a few copies of Parallel Lives. Perhaps it was for the best that I was short.
 e_bloc: but think about the income on the hot tub stream
  LRRbot: Lost Legion [1BB] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/3] | When this creature enters, scry 2.
 MegaDosX: I'm sure you could pull that off
NonchalantAvenger: is that BBQ promise it the new Moving to the baseIV LRR video?
NonchalantAvenger: in*
 r10pez10: "hey dad i'm pregnant. also i got a C on my text. also i'm not pregnant"
 lesbiandracula: yeah. it's a good watch
 Orestes290: Dance party roof!
  LRRbot: Syphon Mind [3B] | Sorcery | Each other player discards a card. You draw a card for each card discarded this way.
 jchinnock: what would you grill on said grill?
 neisan2112: And a kiddie pool
 iconicshadow89: you just had camp cardboard that’s the camp for the year
 Mr_Horrible: @InfiniTokens I had to look them up and then my ears immediately started smoking from trying to do the math
 Sorator13: "promise" might be overstating it
niccus: barbecue promise is the western version of kokoro wish
 InfiniTokens: @Mr_Horrible Exactly 
NonchalantAvenger: fish
 lesbiandracula: chicken and steak imo
 Mr_Horrible: any good grill has room for both!
Sealtest: sausages are goat
 Sorator13: dilly bars!
 neisan2112: Both?
 definenull: halloumi?
 Sorator13: 
 r10pez10: hot dogs are easier to eat
NonchalantAvenger: @definenull NICE!!
 MegaDosX: Scrandlrr
 lirazel64: Swordfish kebabs!
vinopinguino: porque no los dos?
 Scy_Anide: Burgers have a higher ceiling but I think the average hot dog is better
  LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
 r10pez10: agree Scy_Anide a bad burger feels real bad
 e_bloc: I've never been able to look at an unmelted piece of american cheese again
  LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
 Mustang_Redcloak: 
NonchalantAvenger: @definenull that salty rubber... i go crazy for it
 fcloud: asking "what would we grill" is the lrr equivalent of gandalf tricking the trolls into arguing until sunrise
 Mr_Horrible: of course the Destiny player has all these wizards 
vinopinguino: by his own petard!
 Sorator13: @Scy_Anide this is very true
 Micalovits: A second wizard has hit the board
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Wow
vinopinguino: poetic
EbDorian: 
NonchalantAvenger: again again
 e_bloc: truly the darkest ritual
 jessicatheblack:  
 DeM0nFiRe:   
CrossXhunteR: started with a dark ritual, ended with a dark ritual
 MegaDosX: That was wild
 r10pez10: cool af
  LRRbot: Blight-Breath Catoblepas [4BB] | Creature — Beast [3/2] | When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black.
 definenull: the bleeper!
 neisan2112: Started G1 with DR, ended G2 with DR. Hell yeah
 lesbiandracula: catey bleeplepasta!
 MegaDosX: Also if you only play two games tonight that's an outstanding bookending
 Mr_Horrible: Garlic-Breath Catoplebas
NonchalantAvenger: again again?
Kejardon: dark ritual is overpowered...
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 MegaDosX: !card peregrine drake
  LRRbot: Peregrine Drake [4U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, untap up to five lands.
 MegaDosX: !card lilysplash mentor
  LRRbot: Lilysplash Mentor [2GU] | Creature — Frog Druid [4/4] | Reach / {1}{G}{U}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
 hidingbox: still banned
 Mr_Horrible: I mean it's pretty messed up, yeah
 neisan2112: SUPER Banned
CrossXhunteR: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Two solid games
 MegaDosX: As noted though, Dark Ritual bookended that fantastically
 MegaDosX: Game 1 started with a Dark Ritual, game 2 ended with a Dark Ritual
 Sorator13: This was very fun!
 LithelyUnshod: Maybe Pendragon next?
 e_bloc: the fastest bird should also be the fastest way to win the game
 hidingbox: Well James unfortunately is stuck here until he wins to retire champion yet again
CrossXhunteR: can't wait to see the 60 card pauper FNPF, to see how degen it can get
GreenyTea: Dark Rit is at least $3 if not more
  XerinRosewood: They're usually wayyyyy cheaper to build
 Mustang_Redcloak: Lotus Petal is $30, and Cabal Ritual is $15.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 jessicatheblack: 
 Mr_Horrible: good show, gang
 BusTed: ggs
 Mustang_Redcloak: GG
 Mr_Horrible: Magic: the Gathering
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 e_bloc: achievement unlocked
 Sorator13: ty for a fun stream!
NonchalantAvenger: thanks for the stream... gonna watch some StS 2
CrossXhunteR: 2 weeks away
 Mr_Horrible: it's secret, so tell everyone not to tell anyone
 Sorator13: Right?
 jessicatheblack: @Mr_Horrible 
 jchinnock: do all those things and these guys will be a step closer to having grilled meats
  XerinRosewood: Man so happy that there's a mystical archive with this one
 e_bloc: please let this set have student loans
 Orxolon: finally,a magic set
 lesbiandracula: must be nice
 Mr_Horrible: Adam insisting that we get "A Paul Goodbye" trending
 Sorator13: that's cause he has to reverse the pitch for goodbye, go low to high instead of high to low
 e_bloc: yes what about them
 definenull: you say goodbye, and Paul says "Hello!"~
NonchalantAvenger: i imagine "goodbye" in the same tone of the orcs from Warcraft 2
 e_bloc: we're going through a RIF--reduction in feelings
  XerinRosewood: Paul's Hello is like an Aloha
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @definenull  
 lesbiandracula: can paul hit us with a "job's done"
 Orxolon: tomorrow we have Live! heck yeah!
 Mr_Horrible: "It's not a culture fit. Or a physical one, you're too huge for our doorways."
NonchalantAvenger: LIVE
 e_bloc: your feelings are being affected '
Spritz_T: WHOO!
CrossXhunteR: this time... it's live
 Orestes290: Live!(?)
 Sorator13: for me, it shall be vod-live again, but that's okay! I look forward to it.
 jchinnock: not milk!
 Mr_Horrible: nailing his 95 Theses to the office ddoor
 lesbiandracula: comes in. entirely adam written show
 e_bloc: Adam cuts the internet cable leaving the moonbase
 Orxolon: hahaahaha
 Sorator13: This is how Adam cashes in on his James stream
 jessicatheblack: @e_bloc 
solarsheeptoken: great team!
 hidingbox: we decree more tarp shenanigans
 rosesmcgee: Before the watershed? Terrifying
 Mindfire13: LRL but its just 3 hours of improv Monty Python-styled comedy
 e_bloc: this....or that.  and there  are . . . . boths!
loufghyslaufey: Gosh. Earlier than anticipated. Before.
 Mr_Horrible: that face was so scary we had to wait an extra week
CrossXhunteR: gang beasts, but not
 Mr_Horrible: the kids love their value propositions in game
 MrSarkhan: SpireSpireSpire
 Sorator13: It's bloomburrow gang beasts
 Mr_Horrible: that goddamn spire is back on the escalator
 Mr_Horrible: this will be Silent Week
NonchalantAvenger: best podcast
 Mindfire13: Fewer gangs, more beasts
 r10pez10: really it's wheeler vs backseaters
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 Mr_Horrible: the game do be beating you up sometimes
 Sorator13: oh dear
 lesbiandracula: just bail!
 lesbiandracula: bad stream. too fancy weed store
 e_bloc: you didn't lose progress, you gained content
 Mr_Horrible: mental image of the Warden saying "If it sucks, hit da bricks"
 MrSarkhan: For real this time?
 shendaras: 
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh yeah i wonder whatthe rock will look like
NonchalantAvenger: lies
 Sorator13: heck yeah!
 jchinnock: I’m going to finish it and bring you all down with me!
NonchalantAvenger: it's still at James's dad
 e_bloc: deadpool secret lair?
 Mr_Horrible: "James has phased out"
 Orestes290: Did you borrow it from your dads friends cousin?
 RealGamerCow: They get all ready to play then James spills his water all over the board, ruining it
 e_bloc: James' dad is coming in to play
 cmdrud87: Adam was told he would lose, so he no-sjowed the event 
 Sorator13: 
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ShaneLeeAtk! (Today's storm count: 62)
 MegaDosX: Kilo-what
 darkcyril: But what about Adam's bit's feelings?
 Mr_Horrible: phone your lawyer, James. Bit Infringement is very serious in 2026 
 MegaDosX: Agreed, Graham 
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible my brain said "what? no, it's 2025!" and then I was sadf
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Sorator13: o/
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: mind blown
 Mr_Horrible: 
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 MegaDosX: 
 lesbiandracula: :o:
 e_bloc:     
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Vinewood_OG:   
 RatherLargeToad: 
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, gang 
 egyptcraze: gang for the show, thanks!
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulHelplessGrassTheTarFu-fYvC37IzDt8ljv9y
 TehAmelie: took a little too long, but i couldn't resist https://i.imgur.com/8mQMFhC.png
 DeM0nFiRe: 💀
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