Crossing the Streams || Gang Beasts

 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: liquid of unknown origin
 red_shoes_jeff: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
 red_shoes_jeff: ye
   LoadingReadyRun:  FYI: Turns out Party Animals is limited to 4 players and also it is splitscreen instead of a shared screen so we're going to switch to Gang Beasts
  Juliamon: No complaints here
 RockPusher: Silly punchy times will still be had!
 RockPusher: Can't get enough of that sausage factory 
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 RockPusher: !findquote sausage
  LRRbot: Quote #3648: "I don't want to be friends with your sausage." —Heather, to Ian [2016-11-23]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've seen people play with more than 4 players, that's weird.....
 HadesLeprechaun: Gang Beasts? Not Party Animals?
 HadesLeprechaun: ah, just saw Pauls message
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun I've seen people play Party Animals with more than 4, but they said the hard limit if 4
 Fruan: Might be a remote vs couch play difference?
 laikagoat: 4 player limit for local play, 8 for online
 red_shoes_jeff: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Party Animals) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
 TheMerricat: Either way, split screen +4 would be very small viewports. 
 Manae: !next
 laikagoat:  
 RockPusher: 
 red_shoes_jeff: Dinger!
 Manae: Two in a row D:
  Juliamon: That's twice today Manae got sniped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was one of the people who has a bunch of emotes on twitch, I know thatB they have the cute fox emotes and a BUNCH of them
 DigitalSeahorse: Not party animals?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Foxmar has cute ones but they aren't as numerous
 RockPusher: ahahhahah
 DigitalSeahorse: oh I see
 RockPusher: Sarah did it before I suggested it
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Gangbeasts
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I could see a pattern developing
 TheAinMAP:   
 Manae:   
 laikagoat:   
 margieargie: I mean, if we're going to be stuck with a substitute, that's one I won't complain about
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
 iarethel0ser:   
 lamina5432:  
 TheMerricat: So to continue a joke from previous stream should I ask who's piloting? 
  Sarah_Serinde: I do love Gang Beasts
 DigitalSeahorse: I hope they increase the numbers on PA
 RockPusher: [giggling intensifies] 
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 Drasvin: Time to gang up on some beasts! Or is it beast up on some gangs?
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 Simonark: Oh no, not Gang Beasts, how dare you switch to one of our absolute favorites, you monster.
 xantos69: Sir, are you aware that these beasts are in a gang?
 TheMerricat: @DigitalSeahorse someone said earlier that it actually goes up to 8 but is max 4 for local play
 DaxStrife: The giggling has begun; it's all fun and games until Cam pukes up his own femur.
 JessieImproved: I was not looking at this screen, and the giggling was..unsettling
ButButTheJesus: It is entirely possible that when I go senile, I'll be seeing a LRR logo in the corner and hearing a soft "huh huh"
 Micalovits: Yea, its... A bit uncanny
 DigitalSeahorse: @TheMerricat ah
 ArtDecoSunburn: I hope the ganga beasts are dancing West Side Story style ganga.
 ProcyonFlynn: "The giggling was unsettling" might be underselling it.
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 margieargie: Actually, I don't think I've seen LRR do more than 4 people in Gang Beasts either, if we're getting the extra people tonight that might be Fun
 Mattmitchell45: Gang's getting back together
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ButButTheJesus: ha ha! huh huh.
 kusinohki: meows
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DideRobot: LRR: Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight we're going to all just get along and be friends in Gang Beasts! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/116320855568365578
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 public_key_reveal_party: 57 months, that's what the kids are joking about right?
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 kusinohki: gang beasts?  thought tonight was party animals (although I would be hard pressed to articulate the differences between the two...)
KeytarCat: the pinned comment does it well
 rasterscan: This song has some Persona 5 vibes, I swear
ButButTheJesus: the huh huh has gone, now I'm even more afraid
 SkylerRingtail: @kusinohki Party Animals ripped off Gang Beasts as I understand. So, I'm glad LRR is going with the OG
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe one day we'll have community day of Party Animals or one where LRR all plays from home
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 DigitalSeahorse: I've got a Vicksy skin in Party Animals
 codatski: Sup chat, happy Monday
  Sarah_Serinde: On one hand, it's pretty common for a bunch of copycat games to pop up when something gets really popular, but on the other hand, this one was really blatant about it iirc
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oh hmm
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah, FPS' were called "Doom clones" for quite a while, haha
 kusinohki: had to pull out my phone to see the pinned comment.... ty for letting me know there was one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse VISCKSY that's the one where they play with way more than 4
 TheAinMAP: 
 Zerragonoss: I actully really like the zany weapons party animals added.
 ProcyonFlynn: I may be wrong, but I remember PartyAnimals had some weird gatcha stuff too.
 DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig yeah lots of viewers in on those streams
 RockPusher grabs an ice cream
KeytarCat: It's a different game, and some of the differences make it worse for stream
 RockPusher:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse The reason they swapped is because they were saying they couldn't figure out more than 4 player mode
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I've watched very little of it, I just remember at least a couple levels that looked...very heavily inspired by Gang Beasts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde It is on the one hand but it also builds on it
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 ProcyonFlynn: "Don't like that, we don't know where you've been" - Old Sierra Game, still true today.
 DigitalSeahorse: mhmm I see Paul's pin
 SymphonySolstice: oh we beast mode tonite
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Less "couldn't figure out" and more, apparently you can't do it with couch co-op. Which is what they have planned for today
 ProcyonFlynn: lick* even. Typos kill the joke.
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: @ProcyonFlynn  
 lamina5432: 
 TheMerricat: It's amusing that we are having this discussion (was Party Animals a rip off of Gang Beasts) as I have Lindsey Ellis's " Did Disney Really Steal Aladdin?" video on pause on the next tab over. 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Turns out, there's very little that's truly original
 RockPusher: ProcyonFlynn :> pick nose ; "Congrats, your nose is now unlocked!"
  Sarah_Serinde: It's all about what you do with your version
  Sarah_Serinde: (But also, y'know, actually make it your own version)
 DaxStrife: They are now switching to a third game, "Bang Geasts."
 kusinohki: I like the sub level where they are actively firing nukes
 Simonark: @themerricat It’s a very good video,
loufghyslaufey: (High-pitched GASP)
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah, it's a good thing you can't copyright game mechanics or Dominion would be the only deckbuilder that exists
 TheMerricat: @Simonark 100%
loufghyslaufey: THERETURN!!!
KeytarCat: why does G's face move to make it thinky while Paul has to pick his teeth?  
 ProcyonFlynn: Theret Urn!
 SkylerRingtail: @HadesLeprechaun What a terrible world that would be
   LoadingReadyRun: one sec. Having some *not entirely unexpected* controller connecting issues
  Juliamon: PA being restricted to 4 players local makes sense given the changes they made from Gang Beasts. Sometimes that works in their favor, this time it does not.
  Sarah_Serinde: how novel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it that one controller?
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 Micalovits: #BlameWindows
 RealGamerCow: I expect lots of   tonight
 DigitalSeahorse: if you want mostly original play games by SearchingInteractive with Crabmeat and such
 red_shoes_jeff: 
loufghyslaufey: Let's Gang-Inn Beeeeaaass-tuh(.) GO!!
 TheAinMAP: In the meantime, there's "Donkey Kong Country" on "Antiques Roadshow"?
 DaxStrife: Oh no, did 2nd Ian return?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 flatluigi: love gang beasts, extremely funny to have the pivot from fake gang beasts
  Juliamon: Gang Beasts absolutely has some issues with keeping some players on camera, but IMO they're not so severe that it necessitates forced splitscreen
 PharaohBender27: @DaxStrife Oh, I remember that now . . .
  Juliamon: wow, Second Ian is a deep cut
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 TheMerricat: Chat, I bought a bag of chips to dip my refried bean dip with tomorrow. Now I need to go to the store tomorrow and buy a bag of chips to dip with my refried bean dip.
  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like in Gang Beasts, disappearing from view is part of the fun 
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 DaxStrife: Okay, glad I'm not the only one. 
 SkylerRingtail: @Juliamon Best part is it has happened twice: In Gang Beasts, and in a Jackbox stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I don't think Party animals does either, I think dong PA remote so Paul can do the camera again is good
 public_key_reveal_party: We've had second Ian, but what about second second Ian
 red_shoes_jeff: Double the IanNoise.wav
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 lamina5432: the second ian tag team was great
 DigitalSeahorse: everyone play as Ian!
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
loufghyslaufey: @Sarah_Serinde Wait. There's more than 4 playing tonight?
 ProcyonFlynn: Oh neat - twitch 'fixed' the prime-sub date mismatch. I have 15 extra days now.
 RockPusher: TheMerricat an understandable problem
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup!
  Sarah_Serinde: According to the going live posts, we have 6 players today
SaxPython: 
EricTheOrange: "Saucy mcNeil"
 SkylerRingtail: Alas, 6 players means no Twitch point betting. At least, not for FFA
 DigitalSeahorse: if everone is Ian then Ian can never lose
 ProcyonFlynn:  this song always hits right in the feels
 SkylerRingtail: I stan Cam for Gang Beasts though.
 PharaohBender27: Was the Saucy McNeil track that short, or did someone want to skip it? 
  Juliamon: Oh, we could come up with some Predictions
 LiveFaust: @public_key_reveal_party Do you think they know about Beejlevensies?
  Juliamon: there's always a way
 TheMerricat: Even with today's "fancy 4k monitors" I would shudder at the idea of a split screen game with more than 4 players. You'd need a magnifying glass to see what was going on in your viewport.
 RealGamerCow: @SkylerRingtail I know I've seen predictions with up to 9
 DeM0nFiRe: @Sarah_Serinde Pff, you believe going live posts?
 Geldaran: is everything "fine!"  or "FINE!" 
 SkylerRingtail: @RealGamerCow Oh? Maybe that's changed. Neat!
loufghyslaufey: @TheMerricat 4K? You people still want those?
 ProcyonFlynn: !findquote fine
  LRRbot: Quote #4087: "You're fine." —Beej, of Heather [2017-03-03]
  Sarah_Serinde: @SkylerRingtail Yeah there should be enough
loufghyslaufey: Wasn't "taste-shaming", I think? Just that, monitors...
loufghyslaufey: Screens...
 AziraphalesShop: My name is Lars Gerhardt and I was never here.
loufghyslaufey: Not... Projectors?
 RockPusher: I've said it before and I'll say it again, Road Quest Soundtrack absolute banger
 LordZarano: IIrc polls are limited to 5, predictions go to 10
 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #1743: "I cannot report wood." —Ian [2016-02-09]
  Sarah_Serinde: Sounds about right
 JessieImproved: @RockPusher I listen to it when I do chores quite often
 e_bloc: checks out so far
 TheMerricat: @loufghyslaufey No worries, I wasn't respoonding because I had chip dust on my fingers.  I have a 1080 monitor, and I know I wouldn't be able to play a 6 player split screen on it. even though I'm stitting like 6 inches from it.
bbblehh: Everything is FINE? are we sure?
  Juliamon: We could do easy yes/no predictions on whether something will happen. Betting on 'who will win' gets stale.
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 Heckhoundbolt: 
 NotCainNorAbel: Everything is FINE for a while
 RockPusher:  SNAFU
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Who will win in this case is just Paul
 e_bloc: 702
 lochnessseammonster:  
  Juliamon: oh... I poured a glass of water and forgot it in the kitchen, go me. brb
 TheAinMAP: 
 margieargie: Good ol' controller issues...
 RockPusher: player 3 is on controller 1 with button layout 2 
 Heckhoundbolt: 
 TheMerricat: For anyone joining us late, we switched from Party Animals to Gang Beasts becasue Party Animals is 4 max local and split screen. We are delayed ATM because they are having controller issues
 kusinohki: everything is fine replaced with "one moment...  this just in....  OMG what happened!!"
 margieargie: 
  Foxmar320: 
 Nigouki: sound like they need a controller comptroller
 Heckhoundbolt: 
 DigitalSeahorse: would be funny if "oh wait only 4 of us showed up we're switching back"
loufghyslaufey: Get in on that theater experience. I look at the variety of projector offerings & the decisive thing that sets them apart from screen casings? Less space.   
macintose: 
 TheMerricat: This is not a complaint, just an observation. But given how often the controllers turn on them in the base, I feel like they should all invest in bespoke personal controllers and bring their own in each time. 
 DigitalSeahorse: and everyone else was fine
 putz12a: I kind of miss wired controllers - No "connection issues" except when someone trips over the cable and unplugs it
 RockPusher: Get a cheap and cheerful USB hub with like 10 ports, 10 cheep and cheerful USB controllers, 10 10m USB extensions 
 DigitalSeahorse: music!
SaxPython:   
 Heckhoundbolt:     
 flatluigi: @putz12a or when you discover the wire is busted
 PharaohBender27: We're starting! 
 SnackPak_:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So Paul, how's your day?
 TheAinMAP:    
 SymphonySolstice: yippee!
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 iarethel0ser:  
 e_bloc: but what if everyone in chat sent one controller of unknown origin into mailtime
 DigitalSeahorse:       
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: then watch it all do nothing when plugged in 
 e_bloc: that would solve everything
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Juliamon: hahaaa my 'go do a thing' strat worked
macintose: we're here!
 Vinewood_OG:      
  Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Good work! 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 kusinohki: also enjoy wired controllers, but doubt most wires are long enough to reach my chair...
 neisan2112: Oh I guess I'm not actually late now cool
   Anubis169: everybody strap in!
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
  Sarah_Serinde: Gang Beasts is so good it's part of the CTS opener
 Astramentha:   
 SnackPak_: so many controllers
   Anubis169: heyooooooooo
 BusTed: 
 xantos69: Just a bunch of little guys!
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Strebenherz:    
 Getter404: Those are some... eclectic controllers
loufghyslaufey: Cool setup! <(=w=)>
   Anubis169: !patreon
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 DigitalSeahorse: right side to us
 TheAinMAP: Hello      
 LordZarano: Very much looking forward to the Steam Controller 2 with it's dedicated puck thing
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  ,  ,  , and  !
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 KaleidoscopeMind: that's a fun mix of controllers
 kusinohki: can we have a game called "strange little guy fights" ??
 putz12a: @flatluigi Busted wire because it got tripped over too many times 
 korvys: Ok, but *after* the game, then the strange little creature fights?
 Dog_of_Myth: Sale is over
 gualdhar: wait who brought the mouse?
loufghyslaufey: Ye 'Ole Booooy!!
 DigitalSeahorse: left side is right after all
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that ended last night
 e_bloc: ok but when is Adam's Anime Roundup
   Anubis169: lol
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RockPusher: Am Adam haunted?
 Getter404: The button has returned from blue back to purple. Event's over
 SkylerRingtail: No Cam? Heck. I gotta change who I'm rooting for!
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 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 SymphonySolstice: hate that
loufghyslaufey: @e_bloc The Fighter genre roundups?
   Anubis169: I'm sorry what? Why?
 DigitalSeahorse: split screen seems silly
 Zerragonoss: That does explain some of why party animals has a friend pass but gang beasts does not.
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 Gaelan_Maestro: go alex!
 flatluigi: who up dongling they xbox
SaxPython: 
 e_bloc: @loufghyslaufey I like to think of it as the beat generation
   Anubis169: 
loufghyslaufey: Split-screens... w-w-why? Its not a racing game.
 TheWriterAleph: gracious 
 bytecaster: Someone get the Wiki people on this
 tdapenguin: somebody clip that so that they can find it again?
SaxPython: So many TTSF opportunities
 RealGamerCow: And of course no one will write it down
 Micalovits: I have used my nintendo pro controller by wire
 ProcyonFlynn: !highlight of Shame
 rosesmcgee: It'll all be worth it
 DigitalSeahorse: by snail mail
   Anubis169: eyy!
 Getter404: The Gang Gets a MultiTap
 e_bloc: clip it, put it on a vhs, send it to mailtime
   Anubis169: Orange Stark 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RockPusher: Orange you glad your name is Orange?
 kusinohki: Next TTSF project:  going through all the controllers and figure out what works and listing the problems of the others...
 DigitalSeahorse: Ian is Ian coloured
 lochnessseammonster: roasted
SaxPython: orange you glad I didn't say Graham
 e_bloc: orange you glad your name is banana
 flatluigi: most of the strays that serge catches are directs
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenuousHonestMoonDeIlluminati-xy81OpMmFS4UtF7b
loufghyslaufey: Who botched the split screen for this genre type of party?
SaxPython: @RockPusher 
 tdapenguin: yay penguins!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: *writes down Heather is immortal*
loufghyslaufey: Six or nothing!
   Anubis169: To the nether realm
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex is in riot gear?
 RealGamerCow: Adam is nude
 e_bloc: I think that might have been the ultimate brainrot trigger
 RockPusher:  
 ContingentCat: Wow this game does look a lot like gangbeasts 
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse: we  have two Ians
 TheWriterAleph: Wobblemins
   Anubis169: Random, spelled with a capital W
 Micalovits: Tube time!
cmdrzellgaudis watched 100 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Beej is green Ian
 Drasvin: How many people will get turned into sausage?
7 raiders from Shurtal have joined!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu
 e_bloc: this is what AI thinks grindr is
 DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaa
SayakuVT: SMH Shurtal didnt GIVE US A MESSAGE TO SCREAM
 TheWriterAleph: into the sliiiiime
 SkylerRingtail: Beej vs Ian: The Love Doctors have broken up once again
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
SayakuVT: PUT HIM IN THE SOUP!
 RealGamerCow: shhh shhhhh
xYuuky: RAAWWWWR
 DeM0nFiRe: PUT HIM IN THE SOUP
 CaptainSpam: The fight's out!
 TheAinMAP: You wish that was just "soup."
   Anubis169: Welcome raiders!!
 eric_christian_berg: Okay, that was a bit disturbing.
 e_bloc: 2 in the pink
 Shurtal: @SayakuVT Don't got one, that's for later
 MacbethSeemsSus: You have been sentenced to pepto bismal
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome to this chaos raiders, good timing 
 e_bloc: oh no 3 in the pink
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex  
 SymphonySolstice: lost in the sauce
SayakuVT: the doctor up top thinking about the ramification  of pepto
 RealGamerCow: that's pink slime meat
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 Dog_of_Myth: BEEF
 RockPusher: Mmmmm, Beef
 e_bloc: "pink wins"
 iarethel0ser: BEEF
 Astramentha: B E E F
 HadesLeprechaun: Beef, Eef Freef
 PharaohBender27: Drink Beef!
 DigitalSeahorse: hide inside the billboard!
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: LOL
 xantos69: LOL.  Nice kick.
 KaleidoscopeMind: definitive
 RealGamerCow: bif
 RockPusher: in the teeth!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 margieargie: Long live the king!
Boon_33: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 red_shoes_jeff: Going Gra- 
 e_bloc: !clip
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 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 e_bloc: you said you didnt want to drown alone
 RockPusher: 
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, right
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 underhill33: 
loufghyslaufey: Graham?
  Juliamon: Graham may be in the safer position
loufghyslaufey: We thought he was gone
 SnackPak_: come on sign
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Getter404: The hubris of it all
 DaxStrife: Very cinematic
 maclaglen: Brother NO!
 DeM0nFiRe: Brutal lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ArdCollider: ahaahahahaa jesus ian
 underhill33: god damn
 RockPusher: This version of Under Siege 2 better than the original
 e_bloc: tom cruise thinks this is dangerous
Boon_33: Ian cheated by learning the controls.
 RealGamerCow: god I love this game
EricTheOrange: theirs always that one person in the friend group who wants to go and hide
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveBrightPoultryANELE-KHrfTVSZAew4nRVs
 josh___something: Can make ian's name a closer shade of flesh?
 JKBalch: Ian isn't wearing the lab coat? How odd
 BraveOthello: Hey Twitch thanks for the notification! ... Wait, I never got one!
 josh___something: *can we
 korvys: edge guard
 LiveFaust: @josh___something Isn't that a Moody Blues song?
 RealGamerCow: adam is definitely all about taking others with him
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuspiciousDependableEggBuddhaBar-P8PwWCpVKc6JvdbU
 eid010n: Should the chunder wheel be sparking like that
 e_bloc: this isn't fair--Adam doesn't know how to swim
 lochnessseammonster: adam just wants to drown with his friends
 PharaohBender27: Oh the ferris wheel has a NAME now!
EricTheOrange: I do like how the wheel rips itself apart in this level
  Juliamon: it's been the Chunder Wheel for awhile
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: !quote beefed
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 josh___something:  Paul
 TheAinMAP: "You've been, chunderstruck!"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: !findquote beefed
  LRRbot: Quote #8466: "Horse beef." —Cori [2023-02-13]
 margieargie: Oh good, I didn't miss the Autumnal Rumble!
 ghyllnox: 
 vanman229: but both feet didnt touch the floor!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: one is shiny
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I guess I just always remember the first iteration of that level for whatever reason
 e_bloc: can we let Beej get his moves in
 ghyllnox: Zombian
 LiveFaust: Inside of you there are two Ians.
loufghyslaufey: Unironically, the only map that doesn't collapse probably
EricTheOrange: Guy with glasses and gotee = Ian
 JKBalch: @ghyllnox Well done 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: yaYEET
   Anubis169: nicely done 
 KaleidoscopeMind: this feels like a "button mash until it does what you want" game
 TheAinMAP: 
 JKBalch: That hat went yest
 PharaohBender27: 
 LordZarano: Mashing jump does SO MUCH
 Mr_Horrible: givin' him the Cesaro Swing
x0den: go adam!
 ghyllnox: Stairs! ... no more stairs
 e_bloc: its just headbutton
 Drasvin: Fire escape just escaped
Boon_33: Adam has studied the fight
 ghyllnox: 
 ContingentCat: Instant Karma lol
 RealGamerCow: valiant effort by Alex
 JKBalch: Good job Adam
 lochnessseammonster:  
 GamerCat88:    
 e_bloc: this is how people would fight if concussions didn't exist
 Mr_Horrible: Adam at the edge of the crab bucket: "*I'm* free. Know your place."
 ghyllnox: Oh, was Cori not allowed tonight?
 Drasvin: Beef City
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TheAinMAP:    
 PharaohBender27: Suuuure
 KaleidoscopeMind: "safe"
 margieargie: Don't worry about it
 korvys: BEEF CITY
 Mr_Horrible: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Is beef city on beef island?
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Did Cori "retire champion"?
 Mr_Bitterness: Adam's here to unload a full Oki Oki on these chumps
 comrade_cards: !findquote beef
  LRRbot: Quote #8466: "Horse beef." —Cori [2023-02-13]
 ContingentCat:    totally safe
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 e_bloc: cori won so many times she started an actual gang
 Astramentha: !findquote pink
  LRRbot: Quote #1981: "That's your out hole. You don't want to stick things in your out hole. Your pink is your in hole." —Ian [2016-02-26]
 Mr_Horrible: Adam you've already fought Lagon this season, you're prepared for this 
 Getter404: PIVOT
 JKBalch:     
 Mr_Horrible: he's just working through some stuff 
Boon_33: Adam is the scorpion to Graham's frog.
 e_bloc: may I approach the bench
 ContingentCat: The squid is lonely
 TheWriterAleph: 
   Anubis169: does anybody smell burnt toast?
 DigitalSeahorse: I could swear it was late last night I redeemed for tentacles emotes but now they're gone
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Uniclonus: I think he's having a stroke
Boon_33: Alex wins!
 Mr_Horrible: "Yer comin' with me"
loufghyslaufey: Woah
 JKBalch: Kraken wins again
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, Adam?
 Mr_Horrible: "mogging" iirc refers to Looksmaxxing better than someone in their proximity
 SnackPak_: pass
 public_key_reveal_party: We'll tell you when you're older
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: so "gangmogging" would be lots of people doing it to one person
 e_bloc: I need an adult
 Getter404: I think Beej is right about that one. Seggs thing.
 cmdrud87:     
 AdamYMHMI: It's not a real thing and it cannot hurt you
loufghyslaufey: What makes you think that we'd know!?
 ContingentCat: I think it's the opposite of a sex thing
 Dog_of_Myth: "Gang mogged" refers to a scenario where a group of people (a gang/squad) collectively appears more physically attractive, stylish, or dominant than another person or group
 josh___something: Mogging is a suffix 
 ghyllnox: 
 LordZarano: Haven't seen this level before
   Anubis169: like when everybody says something is coded-coded
 Cptasparagus: what a moogle mog then
 TheMerricat: "Mogging is an internet slang term, popular on TikTok, meaning to outclass or look significantly better than someone else, typically in appearance, height, or fashion. Originating from "AMOG" (Alpha Male of Group), it is used to describe someone who dominantly stands out in a crowd. It often implies causing others to look inferior by comparison."
 SquareDotCube: mogging till you kupo all over the place
 e_bloc: is this what happened after 6 7
Boon_33: it's sad that the younger generation is not getting laid.
EsperDerek1: I hate all of that, wow.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: W h a t
 Mr_Horrible: T-Posing but somehow with less aura
 e_bloc: fuck
 JKBalch: Did Tweety Bird just take beej out?
Boopity: O-Oh... I didn't  know it was derived from the whole alpha thing
 tdapenguin: i prefer 'moggy' to mean 'cat'
 Mr_Horrible: which is some beautiful irony
 public_key_reveal_party: It's t-posing if t-posing sucked
 xantos69: @Boon_33 That means they won't pass on their flaws.  This is Fine.
 Dog_of_Myth: birbs
 CaptainSpam: OH NO
loufghyslaufey: Ghe fact that they have to emphasize it as "incel-slang", Yikes.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InquisitiveUgliestJuicePupper-ZpRxJXx3E37l3aIE
 DigitalSeahorse: 
loufghyslaufey: *the fact
 e_bloc: isnt the only prize in this game death
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think it's part of the fun
 Mr_Horrible: the hidden gang beast is the most dangerous one
  Sarah_Serinde: and the 
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: Makes for some great reveals 
 BraveOthello: The fact that people didn't know how much i cel slang has gone "ironically" mainstream
 ContingentCat: I feel like the possibility of hiding is fun
 Mr_Horrible: or it's someone clinging to the backdrop for dear life
consolecowboy88: the settings here are very Walter hill’s warrior esque
 DigitalSeahorse: bone in gearos?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Excuse me. It's Bone-air.
 goombalax: let me tell you abput sharks
Boopity: So true king
Boon_33: jellyfish too
  Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse gyros
 DigitalSeahorse: squid are rubbery
  Sarah_Serinde: gettim Heather
 DigitalSeahorse: gyros
 Arclight_Dynamo: Bonair? There's a way to make this joke.
loufghyslaufey: Don't they cook better wjth bones though?
 LordZarano: Ooh they put cargo in the cargo containers!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourTenuousWoodpeckerPartyTime-b7WtpK7f-cpK_WDK
 GamerCat88: blob fish
 DaxStrife: As a pescatarian: YES.
consolecowboy88: I do not care for when orange slices have seeds
 goombalax: theres a whole family of cartilaginous fish
 Mr_Horrible: just start a Boneless Salmon Farm
 CaptainSpam: Fish smoothies.
 ContingentCat: Not having to debone fish would be great
 VrolikSyndrome: The primal instinct to take a bite out of a salmon like a grizzly bear.
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 VrolikSyndrome: It makes sense.
 e_bloc: Adam is not wrong
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RefinedCorrectMagpiePRChase-gR_d_W8dmxWF5iMl
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Boon_33: 'Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.'
 ladyjessica: it’s important that fish have bones because if they didn’t then we wouldn’t.
 RatherLargeToad: that’s where the fish stick comes from, lying at the bottom of the sea with only a thin layer of breading for protection
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 e_bloc: @ladyjessica who says I want bones
loufghyslaufey: Salmon is probably fine. But everything else?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: "We go togethaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
  Texan_Reverend: Beastmaxxing: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SoftInspiringAlbatrossDancingBanana-vzlxCN9Fbi7nLvz4
 saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome I just thought of the sensation of chewing a raw filet
 ContingentCat: The forbidden checkmate maneuver
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AltruisticStupidWolverineBigBrother-xMkygKLz_Qjnlwro
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 tdapenguin: @e_bloc personally, i enjoy not being a blobfish
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 e_bloc: @tdapenguin I hear you, but have you tried it?
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] I don't need to win, I need you to lose!
  LRRbot: New quote #9553: "I don't need to win, I need you to lose!" —Heather [2026-03-30]
 shendaras: 
 VrolikSyndrome: Yeah no one.
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 me when I win Fat Bear Week and then go into hibernation:
 VrolikSyndrome: Not a soul.
 tdapenguin: @e_bloc brb, gonna try being a blooooooob
 Saintnex: oh Adam lol
 DigitalSeahorse: fish tweezers
 NotCainNorAbel: I saw nothing; i really didn't see adam walk into a hole
 ghyllnox: Well, you didn't do what you've done before
 e_bloc: I am only surprised  that is not a repeat quote
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam pulled a James
 Vilun: Adam did a James
Boon_33: the invisible man
loufghyslaufey: Saw what, Adam? Wait. Where did you go!?
  Sarah_Serinde: As opposed to a benign punch?
HavenDragon: i thought Ian said fish *teasers*
Critterbot: When Adam fell through the planks? Nha never saw that.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JKBalch: Alex
 DigitalSeahorse: heheh
 lochnessseammonster: adam wouldn't lie
 TheAinMAP: !hole
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
  Juliamon: e_bloc It might be. We don't check.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP:  
 Mr_Horrible: I enjoy that Alex's character just looks like they wandered in from a round of R6:Siege
Boon_33: f
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if it's already in there somewhere, I thought about searching but eh 
 ArdCollider: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 SnackPak_: gettem Heather
 ghyllnox: 
Boon_33: shut
 swordfishspyke: WOW
   Anubis169: HOW!?
 Dog_of_Myth: HOW
 CaptainSpam: I like how the subway trains don't really have any warning.
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 lochnessseammonster:  
Boon_33: *whut
 margieargie: De-fault!  De-fault!
 iarethel0ser: How and why and how.
 ladyjessica: hahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
 Mr_Horrible: passed out on the subway platform, like any good Friday night
 realbadatthis_: Train's Oki is killer
 Vinewood_OG: Next stop Nanaimo
HavenDragon: ph chute
 PharaohBender27: A clip to go with the new quote: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RacyCrackyOilWholeWheat-Bj7d9hReo2ORbkCu
   Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!!  
HavenDragon: oh chute*
 e_bloc: a subway train murking a bunch of video game characters is never disappointing
 DigitalSeahorse: loooooong hotdog
 RealGamerCow: Graham lives with the meat slabs now
 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CreativeOilyRingYouWHY-y4wmFCV0m7RSgDNk
Boon_33: so this is where they make the pink slime
 swordfishspyke: This is how chicken mcnuggets are made
  Texan_Reverend: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PricklyInspiringGarbageBCouch-UECqONf0Q3MXmORw
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's homogenized Mr. Blobby.
  Juliamon: It's a 'processed meat' factory. Some of it is hot dogs.
  Sarah_Serinde: Good save Heather
 Drasvin: This is where the BEEF is made
HavenDragon: its where the sausage is made
bbblehh: beef city hotdogs: its pork
 e_bloc: brother have you played scrandle
Boopity: @Arclight_Dynamo Assuming Mr. Blobby isn't already a homogenate
 RealGamerCow: Scrandle hot dog is so accurate
 VrolikSyndrome: Thanks for reminding me I haven't scrandle'd today.
 lochnessseammonster: truly 
 A_Dub888: Hi gang, how’s the beasts?
  Sarah_Serinde: "After" may not be this game, but it will be some game
 lochnessseammonster: always too long for the bun
 e_bloc: 20 inch weiner with a six inch bun
  Sarah_Serinde: Or maybe not game, you never know
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZanyLazyCheesecakeDansGame-FUwLgLsc7yXKvoEK
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MiniatureTenaciousPotatoDatSheffy-w30eCPqeA1uRa7Tr
 TheWriterAleph: byeeee
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 red_shoes_jeff: ALAX!!!
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 JKBalch:  
 underhill33:   
 SnackPak_: theres that gang beast body horror
   Anubis169: and we have beautiful steps scoreboard
 TheAinMAP:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mr_Horrible: that's a strong Dark Souls Shuffle
  Sarah_Serinde: Again!
 ContingentCat: 
 LiveFaust: ANOTHER!
 swordfishspyke: B E E F
 Redbassist: 
 e_bloc:  
 BorgarWithAShotgun: Beef
 SquareDotCube: This game needs body modifers, like tiny legs or swole abs
 Mr_Horrible: Enjoy Beej
 RockPusher: Pre-distressed Beef
 Mr_Horrible: or not
HavenDragon: _joy Beef
 pleonasticTautology: graham: AHH, MY HAND
 LiveFaust: "I fell off" with the vibe of "I grew up".
 iarethel0ser: "No, you hang up first"
 lochnessseammonster: no you hang up
 Mr_Horrible: "no *YOU* hang up first" 
   Anubis169: lol
 JKBalch: Adam*hand in there
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
schordash: adam's the gremlin under the beef sign
 tdapenguin: @e_bloc reporting back -- being a blob is great
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: Graham currently on some James Bond Shit
 DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: 
 SnackPak_: baller
 Mr_Horrible: by the hat, good god
 lochnessseammonster:   
   Anubis169: almost derailed it 
 Mr_Bitterness: A prize!
 Getter404: "This is my hat now! This is totally  my hat!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're still holding it!
 CaptainSpam: Suspect is hatless.  Repeat, suspect is hatless.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I totally would
 e_bloc: downloaded hats only
 Vinewood_OG: There be safer trains, but they don't have... this hat.
 Cptasparagus: beefchutes was my nickname in college
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgitatedFreezingEndiveAllenHuhu-yPj3zVD-UQmxs3pH
 Mr_Horrible: Alex trying to "utilize the meat"
 LiveFaust: You WOULD download a hat, but while hating microtransactions.
 JKBalch: I feel like this factory is making kaiju sized Bartleby
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex griping his weiner
 Getter404: Alex no, the sausage isn't worth it
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What was Alex fighting?
 Mr_Horrible: a Meet Repugnant
 margieargie: 
 iarethel0ser:  
 e_bloc: live by the weiner, die by the weiner
 ContingentCat: Meat cute
 Mr_Horrible: Beej literally living on the edge
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Mr_Horrible: Flesh Ian's resiliency is to be lauded
 tdapenguin: @ContingentCat thanks, i hate it >:(
 e_bloc: thats a malpractice suit
SaxPython: adam had Ian by the ear
 CaptainSpam: "I have no idea how I wound up in a doctor's outfit" sounds like actual canon origin story for the Love Doctors.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the reversal
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: @ContingentCat that's just when you cut the hot dogs to look like little cartoon octopuses
SaxPython: CCCCCCombo
 KaleidoscopeMind: concussion protocol!
Despoiler98:    
 ContingentCat: 
 e_bloc: @CaptainSpam the sentence that launched a thousand isekai
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Orestes290: Adam's signature move is the kingmaker
 DigitalSeahorse:   
loufghyslaufey: @e_bloc !addquote(?)
 PharaohBender27: I have some safety concerns about this theme park . . .
 e_bloc: I forgot chunder was slang for vomit
AzaleaCloud: I always appreciate that Ian just dresses like himself whenever you guys play this. :3c
 Mr_Horrible: I remember this scene from FF7
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Mr_Horrible: you're getting concussed under the wheel, Alex
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex behind the stairs
  Sarah_Serinde: nooo Heather
 e_bloc: how is Adam
 Tiber727: He has become laundry.
 JKBalch: Beej just falling down the Jacob's Ladder forever
 Mr_Horrible: much like the pier it's stationed on
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuu
Boon_33: Alex is hatless, i repeat, hatless.
 Mr_Horrible: Ian just did an aerial command grab jesus christ
loufghyslaufey: Save for the ring
 RealGamerCow: glup shitto mention
   Anubis169: Let's find out
AzaleaCloud: Where's Cthulhu?
 e_bloc: I'd say that level is pierless
 RockPusher:     
 Mr_Horrible: they *do* have shark animations and AI, we know this from another stage
 Mr_Horrible: so it's worth a shot
 ContingentCat: I was just wondering that Paul
  Juliamon: I don't think it's interactable here, I think it's just a reference to the other stage
 Mr_Horrible: Adam and Graham are just trying to move a couch downstairs
 Mr_Horrible: they're playing an entirely different CTS game
  Juliamon: like how the crane and the containers are in each other's stages
 rosesmcgee: Loading Time Movers
AzaleaCloud: Sit down. Be humble.
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   Anubis169: Somebody getting bench pressed
 DigitalSeahorse: sit!    
 Mr_Horrible: Adam bringing an offering to a vengeful god
 RockPusher: "Cephalapod HostiNOOOO!"
 Mr_Horrible: "I just ate"
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Boon_33: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Should we put a top on the Kraken display?" Quiet Tim
AzaleaCloud: Alex got instayoinked
 DigitalSeahorse: tentacles! 
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam!
 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
 RockPusher: hahahahahaahah
   Anubis169: DENIED
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
AzaleaCloud: XD
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 RockPusher: 
moist_but_crunchy: CLIP IT
 PharaohBender27: 
niccus: bye
loufghyslaufey: Gawd
 JKBalch: Can't leave the pool yet
 e_bloc: diddnt even buy you dinner
 Mr_Bitterness: A TWOFER
 ContingentCat: Whoops
 lamina5432: those grabs
 CaptainSpam: Cephalogod has had enough of this nonsense.
Boon_33: Winner: Octopus
 7gorobei: kraken does not suffer gloaters
 BraveOthello: Someone please clip "I'm alive"
   Anubis169: the only Fan level
 margieargie: Now the game truly begins
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HungryExpensiveDillPanicVis-7xcJXLB9kFnc3mUi
 ContingentCat: Time for succ
Boopity: @Anubis169 I didn't know this game had community content 
 RealGamerCow: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ReliableAthleticTortoiseGivePLZ-22FVEY2tJhD2wXY2
 laikagoat:   
 DigitalSeahorse: ride my fanny!    
  Sarah_Serinde: Go Heather!
AzaleaCloud: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RespectfulGiantClipsmomDatSheffy-iofVyjuJCBqHe5IG
   Anubis169: Come with me~ And you'll be~ In a wooooooorld of pure evisceration~~
 Mr_Horrible: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AverageAmazonianMooseKappaClaus-Qs43JKx3qf6Y3goP
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 Pywodwagon: seven eight
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 e_bloc: don't forget to subscribe
  Sarah_Serinde: 
DAC169: radda radda hey! 
 ContingentCat: Big fans
 BraveOthello: I think Adam's making the highlight reel
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 e_bloc: I've always wanted to see the Hollybeef sign
 DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: Yes Adam Yeeeeeeees!!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ArdCollider: Adam's just an angry, sentient Pringle.
 ContingentCat: 
   Anubis169: the one made for speedhack?
 e_bloc: ok I'm not saying I would pay for a "come here you little fucker"; "you're a little weirdo" Adam compilation but. . .
nightsreach: is this game a good representation of the DC lantern corps internal conflicts?
 JKBalch: This reminds me, are we getting an Autumnal Rumble this year?
 BraveOthello: How is Adam's somehow the most horrifying abomination?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Odd time of year to ask about the Autumnal Rumble
 e_bloc: empty arena match
 rosesmcgee: This is unsanctioned by the wrestling commissioner
DAC169: YEET!!
 Arclight_Dynamo: A gyros on a bone match.
 CaptainSpam: LAUNCHED
 red_shoes_jeff: AWAY with you!!!
 Getter404: Right into the splash zone
 tdapenguin: @e_bloc i dunno, i feel like that would be great. and look at my 4yr symbol --- htat's a lot of mooola
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's autumn in the southern hemisphere now
 MacbethSeemsSus: I missed Sidewalk Slam
 e_bloc: the one between jerry the king lawler and terry funk is great (if you don't spend the entire time thinking about how huge of a creep jerry is)
 ghyllnox: \o/
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DeM0nFiRe: You live here now
 e_bloc: @tdapenguin I would totally chip in, in a  few weeks when I have a job again
 red_shoes_jeff: On some rocky socket... OFF THE COAST OF FRANCE, dear!
AzaleaCloud: Was that glass breakable before? 
 tdapenguin: @e_bloc good luck on the job!!!
Boon_33: a lighthouse without stairs.
 gualdhar: is Alex Iran?
 Astramentha: ian
 CaptainSpam: Take THAT, cross-ocean trade!
 e_bloc: @tdapenguin thanks!  I'm pretty sure the two interviews today are gonna give me offers and I have severance through april so things could certainly be worse
 DigitalSeahorse: I forgot that this gum tastes like scented candle isle
 Mattmitchell45: What about "Shattered Glass" with Hayden Christensen? Have we checked AO3 for that?
 ContingentCat: That was good climbing
Boon_33: headbutt
 e_bloc: ngl  I am not even clocking who is winning these, just enjoying the chaos
 Mr_Horrible: oh no, he got sleepy
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 rosesmcgee: A strange game
 Mr_Horrible: Stealth Penguin, your favorite Great Valu MGS antagonist
 e_bloc: graham with the high-risk, high-reward strategy
 Getter404: Oh, they're playing nightcrawlers
  Sarah_Serinde: Solid strategy 
 rosesmcgee: I'm not stuck in here with you...
 Mr_Horrible: Heather truly just wants to watch the world burn
Boon_33: diplomacy....
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RealGamerCow: this is my favorite level I think
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GamerCat88: sick shit Adam
 Mr_Horrible: when you Leap Slam and somehow go nowhere
 e_bloc: has there been a more rhetorical question in history other than "Heather, why?!"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 GamerCat88: i thought it was sick my mayor
 public_key_reveal_party: Bad news Adam
 kingandcommoner: That's a bad reason to not do this job
 vsmit: Sorry, Adam.
 DigitalSeahorse: anonymously?
 e_bloc: uh Adam
  Pywodwagon: if I comment its barely anonymous, am I allowed
 Mr_Horrible: his mayoral decree
 Kramburger: And yet...
 lamina5432: totally anonymous comment adam rules
 BraveOthello: Yeag what Beej said!
 ContingentCat: Ok adam
 lochnessseammonster: that's why we have user names
 itsr67: true
 e_bloc: I think we might need a pro-d day to describe what streaming is
 TheAinMAP: 
 ContingentCat: IIRC it's possible
 Mr_Horrible: my gobermint
 betweenmyself: Adam only accepts criticism from those willing to dox themselves 
 saucemaster5000: this is the name my mother gave me
 GamerCat88: My govt is Felicia
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't think these window washers are very efficient
Boon_33: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ghyllnox: 
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair you didn't have to *tell* us your middle name was Brinson
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GamerCat88: excellent
 e_bloc: a parasocial relationship is so much deeper than knowning govies
 e_bloc: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
stevefromdetroit: I don’t have anything to hide
  Pywodwagon: this stream is ironically probably the lowest concentration of LRR people who would recognize me in person
 e_bloc: jokes on you Adam, I'm also an Adam
 Astramentha: Chatothy
 gualdhar: My government is Adam's Grandma and I'm very disappointed in you Adam
 Kramburger: Chatthew Room
 Mr_Horrible: the jumps are treacherous
 MacbethSeemsSus: Twitch Stream Chat
 Astramentha: Chatantha
 ContingentCat: Chatmantha
 Vinewood_OG: Chatholomew
 lochnessseammonster: thanks graham i hate that 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InterestingAmericanBobaGingerPower-vm2RfVoStLoaIPfm
 DigitalSeahorse: boof
 Geldaran: you can jump through or lay on the cab.
 Mr_Horrible: essentially got bisected
 swordfishspyke: That thud noise is great
 lochnessseammonster: 
Boon_33: canadian highlander confirmed
 Mr_Horrible: Dam Driver
 GamerCat88: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SwissObservantOtterYouDontSay-H2MnXNdIB4NeHT6P
aClonedPickle: Driv3r
loufghyslaufey: @gualdhar Hey. That's not fair. You assume too much from your government, sounds like... maybe.
 Zerragonoss: Not only is thier is only one adam thier has ever only been one adam at a time since the dawn of man.
 Mr_Horrible: "every day I wake up, and I can't be named Adam!" *POW*
 DaxStrife: I don't remember Ryan Gosling being in "Baby Driver."
 saucemaster5000: wait, James turner has my first name I need him to switch
 Mr_Horrible: I remember this part of Disco Elysium vividly
 DigitalSeahorse: there's the one draw
 e_bloc: how are we going to start a 6'5" Adams of North America club if I change my name
 ghyllnox: Well, that was quick
  Juliamon: rip to everyone who already predicted 0
 ContingentCat: Wow draw
 GamerCat88: what is wild is my full govt initials are "FML" so f u Felicia was pretty close
 Mr_Horrible: morning standup
 Vilun: if only 1 person can be called Adam, then someone very famously had that name first
 LordZarano: 
Spades_Slicc: chargin the crystal
 RockPusher:  
 Mr_Horrible: how're your deliverables coming? 
 RealGamerCow: adam is in the smoking room
Spades_Slicc: @Vilun Yeah, SAvidan
 ghyllnox: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 RockPusher: Mr_Horrible any blockers? 
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
 margieargie: Ouch
Boon_33: in the end we're all targets.
 GamerCat88: lmao
 e_bloc: power overwhelming
 ghyllnox: 10/10 no notes
 SymphonySolstice: Bodied
 lochnessseammonster: 
 lamina5432: the perfect punch
 Mr_Horrible: @RockPusher "You. I mean, uh, lack of documentation."
 ContingentCat: 
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair I would not expect a Gang Beast to be able to door from first principles
 e_bloc: and you may ask yourself, is this my burning meat factory
 NotCainNorAbel: HEATHER!
 Kipstar: hot railings in your area
 Mr_Horrible: in a cute little sundress, even
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JoyousFaithfulDadBrokeBack-eWVkcezmD7-RX8ax
 Mr_Horrible: it's in season
nightsreach: before being creme bruleed
 jacqui_lantern234: HEATHER XD
 rasterscan: I just noticed the security camera trying to keep up with all this
 doubleo21: RAILING KILL!
 e_bloc: what about a railing
 Geldaran: "I like you, you die last."
 RockPusher: Mr_Horrible "Has a decision been made about x,y,z,a,b,c, and f yet?"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BusTed: 
 e_bloc: the two faces of Heather
Spades_Slicc: That's my mayor!!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mr_Horrible: @RockPusher "You'll have to ask 7 teams in 7 distinct time zones"
 TheAinMAP:  
 DigitalSeahorse: VLC 
nightsreach: adam, please
 Mr_Horrible: I love that the camera always jerks over for a train kill because of the tracking
 e_bloc: you each get isekai;'ed into ribs
niccus: how many isekais does the pepto bring you to
loufghyslaufey: @nightsreach He's fine. Adam's fine.
 plaidanddrpepper: only Adam is so strong
loufghyslaufey: Everything is fine!
Spades_Slicc: Meat Machine was my nickname in highschool
 GamerCat88: just wailing the meat around in the open
Boon_33: Classic Adam lifting capacity.
 DigitalSeahorse: MEAT your maker!
 Drasvin: Adam decided he wanted the whole Meat
 rasterscan: Welp
 DaxStrife: Ah, the sequel to "Bendy and the Ink Machine:" "Adam and the Meat Machine."
 JKBalch: The meat machine are Adam's dollar
 SkylerRingtail: Draw!
 ghyllnox: \o/
 Mr_Horrible: "Train wins"
 rasterscan: Draw central
 lochnessseammonster: 
phoenixfeather14: and therre
 BraveOthello: Draw!
loufghyslaufey: Cool draw
 e_bloc: gangbeasts exists in the meat dimension
 DigitalSeahorse: dang, lost 3K on that
phoenixfeather14: *there's the second one
 TheAinMAP: Tie goes to the train.
 Mr_Horrible: this is actually the purgatory you go to for that kind of death
 LiveFaust: Welp. Enjoying those points. I mean, I wasn't doing anything else with them.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Twitch Chat aka "Chatmothy von Twitch Dot of Tuvalu"
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 e_bloc: You win  382,326!
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuu
 Gaelan_Maestro: whooooo i won 19k
 Mr_Horrible: oh GOD he went under the wheels 
 GamerCat88: pog
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: for the very first time
Boon_33: D-fault
 RockPusher: For real though, your job is giving people joy Adam - it's a pretty important one 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: don't gotta out run the bear, etc etc
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7c2e0278b0d.jpg
 ContingentCat: Good enough!
Boon_33: LRRLUL
 e_bloc: most times winning is not dying
Boon_33: lrrlul
 jacqui_lantern234: 
Boon_33:  
 Drasvin: Offal
 DigitalSeahorse: birds help you fly
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Have you considered using the rest of your bullpen in the postseason? God no."
 Mr_Horrible: that famous he-man quote
 RockPusher: Graham planning on giving someone the bird
 rosesmcgee: Wasn't there that NBA player quote like "I'm closer to Lebron than you are to me" or something when asked about him on the bench
 RelwinEJ: oh no, he's a panalyst
Boon_33: grabbing two birds is the pro strat.
 Vinewood_OG: It's him, John Panalyst.
 JKBalch: Adam just grabbing pigeons out of the sky
 e_bloc: ring distribution is 100% owner decision, so the number of people with rings you have never heard of  is probably astronomical
 MacbethSeemsSus: @rosesmcgee Brian Scalabrine
 e_bloc: aledgedly
 DigitalSeahorse: welp
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 rosesmcgee: @MacbethSeemsSus Thank you
Boon_33: Heather now has a honorary degree in sign spinning.
 Mr_Horrible: "Take it and extract, it's yours now"
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 e_bloc: evergreen statement
 RelwinEJ: The birds are angry
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 Mr_Horrible: YESSSSS
 Mr_Horrible: YESSSS
Boon_33: Birds WIN
DAC169: 
 DaxStrife: Bird murder!
 ContingentCat: Yesss
 RockPusher: Go Birds!
 Dog_of_Myth: GO BIRDS
 ghyllnox: Bird conspiracy!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 lamina5432: LMAO
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: go bids
 Gaelan_Maestro: cucoo
 saucemaster5000: go birds
 eric_christian_berg: Birder!
 JKBalch:  
Boon_33: Penguin is a bird.
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no! Heather has Bird Powers!!! 
 korvys: I think that's the "Time's Up" mechanic for that level
 Ysurin91: Birddemic
 NotCainNorAbel: yeah!!!
 7gorobei: hitchcock level
 eric_christian_berg: Burder?
 TheAinMAP: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 Kramburger: Sherk
 AdamYMHMI: Hitchcock'd
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shark!
 margieargie: I think that cage is new
 lamina5432: that was too good
 ContingentCat: They weren't happy with you holding one
 Mr_Horrible: oh we're back to Crabmeat
loufghyslaufey: Oh, we've seen this
 Ashmantle:  ?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Drasvin: Who wants to get in the shark cage
loufghyslaufey: You'll see why
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlacidBoredSoybeanTBTacoLeft-u-iyf-5X4ZeaV8VW
 RockPusher: wait for it
 jacqui_lantern234: shark tank, ooh haha! 
 RelwinEJ: Adam is seasick
 lochnessseammonster: lurking
 ContingentCat: Heeere they come
 lochnessseammonster: plotting
 margieargie: You're gonna need a bigger boat
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrongCautiousCheesecakeDansGame-mYp0GVQEufNt0P5V
 RockPusher:   
   LoadingReadyRun: 🦈Howdy Howdy Howdy!🦈
 foolish_s4mwise: 🦈🦈🦈
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm helmet
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: and now we learn why this research vessel was abandoned
 DaxStrife: Bjahaj said ACAB
  Sarah_Serinde: Good luck Beej
 Mr_Horrible: Beej you got somethin' on your
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhaah
 foolish_s4mwise: Blåhaj Party!
 Mr_Horrible: well
 BrowneePointz: sharjesus lifted me
 GamerCat88: that was a Free Willy jump
 e_bloc: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 RockPusher: 
 darkcyril: "They fly now?!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Look at that shark's vertical
 foolish_s4mwise:  🦈  🦈 
 AdamYMHMI: "Please do not feed the wildlife yourself"
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuu
Uniclonus: Got do do do'd
 Mr_Horrible: if you keep doing this they're gonna get acclimated to humans, guys 
 BusTed: I think that's what the mayor said too
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpartialAnnoyingPeppermintBigBrother-0CTa8VX7Ajtksetf
 kingandcommoner: Why is Beej dressed as Ian?
 DigitalSeahorse: F
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ChaoticObserver: Salted Beef, nice
 Mattmitchell45: Beast Master Heather
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LovelyTriangularRedpandaRiPepperonis-LtG-Es9hqtvmCD0V
 e_bloc: we're gonna need a bigger boat railing
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no, heather's powers are Animal Powers!!! 
 RockPusher: But which flag is the MV Salted Beef registered under?
 Mr_Horrible: Heather keeps winning the levels involving animals 
 saucemaster5000: the shark just wants you to be a chum
 e_bloc: you do have to massage it a bit
 NotCainNorAbel: I didn't see Adam walk off the side
 itsr67: lmaoooooooo
 BrowneePointz: so since I missed the beginning of stream, how’d we get to gang beasts from Party Animals?
loufghyslaufey: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FilthyBumblingDinosaurPeoplesChamp-pKAbYSMuwY7VeSQz
 DigitalSeahorse: aww Alex missed 
 Mr_Horrible: "I simply won by doing my day job"
  Juliamon: BrowneePointz PA is limited to 4 player splitscreen local
 e_bloc: @itsr67 party animals is split screen max 4 local
 SymphonySolstice: @BrowneePointz only 4 players in couch coop allowed
 Mr_Horrible: wait this is just Poke Floats
 BrowneePointz: @juliamon aaaaah yea that’ll do it
DAC169: Orange just at work, wondering what that noise is
 MacbethSeemsSus: Get dirigibled
 e_bloc: adam runing the Nelson excuse
 RealGamerCow: mungi!
 RockPusher: Hugh Manitee has a lot to answer for
 BrowneePointz: stinks that’s it’s more than 4 online but only 4 local.
 SquareDotCube: Time for some Blimp Liskuit
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 PharaohBender27: (Returning from dinner) I see from a clip that has since scrolled up that we have encountered  s
 e_bloc:  Alex, the hugemanity
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Zerragonoss: so how long do you have to live before you start getting strafed by bi-planes?
 BrowneePointz: @SquareDotCube I love jojo
schordash: 
 LiveFaust: Slippy, no!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: quick, someone quote it!!! 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 BraveOthello: Quote that one
 red_shoes_jeff: Quote that one
 foolish_s4mwise: yes
 LordZarano: !quote skin
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 rosesmcgee: Only 4 years?
 LordZarano: !findquote skin
  LRRbot: Quote #6889: "I wasn't using my skin anyway!" —Cameron [2020-04-07]
 RealGamerCow: 38th and LOTS of sex
 foolish_s4mwise: 100% yes.
schordash: graham:  adam: 
  Sarah_Serinde: hell yeah
 NotCainNorAbel: 8th best
 DigitalSeahorse: 
niccus: i'm just happy to be doing it
 BrowneePointz: being worst of the best still makes you better than nearly everyone
 ContingentCat: Just getting there is something yeah
 e_bloc: I mean if you're in the olympics you are likely extremely good at your discipline
 RockPusher: Heather needs points to be The Enemy?
 MacbethSeemsSus: It must be psychologically a lot being one of the best in the world and seeing someone dumpster you
 ghyllnox: 
 BraveOthello: The best part about biatheletes is you always have a shot regardless of gender
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes like for certain equestrian sports the World Equestrian Games are the real top show
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: Heather would need points to not be the enmy
 BrowneePointz: @e_bloc unless you’re a certain bobsled team from the most recent 
 LiveFaust: High school flashbacks.
 saucemaster5000: 76th place gets put on a kashi cereal box
 RealGamerCow: a lot of the smaller countries that only have one or two athletes really celebrate them
 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CreativeAverageClamShazBotstix-iMu4Kk4lg7a7CBV0
   LoadingReadyRun: The annoying thing about Party Animals is that the *demo* had shared screen local multiple player. They removed it for the full release and switched to split screen
loufghyslaufey:  come along, with thee 
 foolish_s4mwise: Yuri? on ice?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleverVainMacaroniVoteNay-Mqp7xXbypwliYxy_
 eric_christian_berg: Like Wheaties!
 e_bloc: my partner works at a private school in DC that has multipul athletes with medals (grade 9 - 12) \
  Sarah_Serinde: Come join your bench
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeadstrongSuperLettuceRitzMitz-NtZPjhJN5q-TdgCG
 jacqui_lantern234: and then The Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life" but john cam 5th and won a toaster! 
loufghyslaufey:   with the Gangin' Rounds & Beasts   
 RockPusher:    
 iarethel0ser: Those were distressingly strechy arms.
 JKBalch: "my bench! My me!"
 e_bloc: face shots better than back shots
 lochnessseammonster: just wants friends   
 LiveFaust: Graham: "I'm unconscious." Adam: "Great! Where are you?"
  Sarah_Serinde: Graham's trying so hard
 rosesmcgee: Adam's great work
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 RockPusher: Mr. Tenta-cleese just trying to clean house
 BraveOthello: @e_bloc Bonk
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work G
DAC169: Graham just sitting in the octopus tank, being ignored by said octopus
 Zerragonoss: So far the octupus just wants to stop bullying and bench theft.
 jacqui_lantern234: lets go adam!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: tentacle soups Alex and then saves Alex   
 e_bloc: using the benches isnt a bad ikea
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralBoredEelPlanking-pUhSIS3mfu4IV4EO
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RockPusher: fuck that hat in particular
 JKBalch: Graham's hat
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 DigitalSeahorse:    duck!
loufghyslaufey: Hattrick! That's not how they work!
loufghyslaufey: He's right next to you!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CourageousGiftedNightingaleNotLikeThis-HWgu-BL3vnMLflVe
 BrowneePointz: the ol hereditary special
 RockPusher: You Won! What did I win? Massive head trauma!
 BrowneePointz: You’d like it Alex. Ari Aster makes a good movie
 jacqui_lantern234: chutes? but where are the ladders?! 
 e_bloc: that noise was GOAT foley
AzaleaCloud: It's raining wobbly sausage!
 LiveFaust: @RockPusher ~ The Super Bowl
KeytarCat: Hereditary was rough for me as a younger sibling watching older siblings learn to be people
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZealousPlacidBeaverKippa-ZyRQf7VBGXO1sU73
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, red_shoes_jeff! (Today's storm count: 35)
 KWardJenx: 500 Loving this as the nightcap to my birthday.
KeytarCat: hap birf!
 e_bloc: hereditary was rough because creepy things crawling on the ceiling really bug me
 public_key_reveal_party: @KWardJenx Happy birthday!
 PharaohBender27: Happy birthday, @KWardJenx !
AzaleaCloud: I thought we'd established years ago that competitive Gang Beasts would just be "competitive fleeing."
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what no oki oki fightclub material?
 DigitalSeahorse: Happy Brithday!
 jacqui_lantern234: @KWardJenx HAPP BIRTH 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 saucemaster5000: that leads to the bad egg furnace
 NotCainNorAbel: seems like it is recycling
 jacqui_lantern234: lmfao XD
 RockPusher: I wouldn't trust "Noel Edmonds' Blobby Bangers" if I were you 
 rasterscan: Well, the more than 1 draw team has had a hell of a night
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LordZarano: Currently 7 Gang Beasts streamers on twitch (LRR is #1)
 TheAinMAP: One of these rounds, I think "Draw" will have the most wins.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LiveFaust: "You can't break those cuffs."
 Cptasparagus: I like how I know which one is Ian
AzaleaCloud: Nothing but your chains
 saucemaster5000: when does a man die? when he is forgotten
  Sarah_Serinde: I've mostly stopped asking that question tbh
 PharaohBender27: Well Ian failed at his task
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey heather's using strategy!
 SnackPak_: lets go Heather
SaxPython:  
 lochnessseammonster:  
 ghyllnox: \o/
SaxPython: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RockPusher:   
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: flawless
 DigitalSeahorse: she saw the matrix
 ghyllnox: Victory by shenanigans!
AzaleaCloud: Mongy
dm818: Heather from the top rope
 BrowneePointz: let’s get heather she knows what she’s doing
 HorusFive: Give 'im the gears!
 Drasvin: Graham becomes sausage?
 saucemaster5000: it's stephen king's "the mangler"
 RockPusher: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Good escape Graham
 Dog_of_Myth: DANG
 lochnessseammonster: 
niccus: is that a threat or a treat
schordash: he's a wily sacrifice
 Drasvin: Adam becomes sausage
SaxPython: do you want to watch anime ever again
 DigitalSeahorse: the pink seems like a less painful death
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LaconicPhilanthropicNewtMau5-F5rCDCJb8mt4GsZE
 e_bloc: 
 TheAinMAP: That machine is the input to the Kill-a-Graham.
 DigitalSeahorse: death by pepto
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 kingandcommoner: The last episode of "'Tis time for torture princess *did* come out today
AzaleaCloud: Ian and Hulk Gamma Ian are fighting :V
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuu
 RockPusher: Very happy we are getting more Polar Opposites in July - good group o' goobers
 DigitalSeahorse: F
  Sarah_Serinde: valiant efforts from Alex 
 kingandcommoner: The Ians are fighting!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hell yeah Heather
 RockPusher: hahahahahah
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 SnackPak_: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
AzaleaCloud: 
SaxPython:   
 ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 GamerCat88: haha
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
 rosesmcgee: 
 SnackPak_: smart
schordash: 
 BrowneePointz: collusion!
 jacqui_lantern234: 
epsilon_vee: alol
 RockPusher: 
schordash: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 foolish_s4mwise: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehhehehe YES
 HorusFive:   
macintose:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 KWardJenx: Penguin likes to watch...
 margieargie:    
 lamina5432: anime for the win
 iarethel0ser:  
 Mr_Horrible: ultimatum received and acknowledged
 LordZarano:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Incredible
 saucemaster5000: has the power of god and anime
 ContingentCat:   
AzaleaCloud: Power move, Beej, power move. X3
 Mr_Horrible: exceedingly metal power move
asddsa28: how do we clip that
 JadedCynic: Beej the kingmaker 
 e_bloc: flawless
 kingandcommoner: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RefinedWisePonyKevinTurtle-WodF_Cn3v51JF0-L
 stippledotter: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Vilun: if it was anyone else, I'd think watching anime was code
 RealGamerCow: does the iceberg level no longer exist? Haven't seen it yet
 DigitalSeahorse:  what a nice day
moist_but_crunchy: my stomach hurts from laughing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @asddsa28 You clip both parts and label it as part one and 2
 Drasvin: "Shove Doctors" sounds like a sumo-themed tag team.
 lochnessseammonster: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig That definitely helps for picking clips for the reel yes
SaxPython: Emergent Gameplay
 e_bloc: say his name and he appears, I believe in Adam's beast
 lochnessseammonster: or bones
 BrowneePointz: gecko micro molecular interaction fingertips
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MistyDifficultSpindleNerfBlueBlaster-kJ92bc6AuBkFpoBV
 public_key_reveal_party: "we haven't hit iceburg yet" time travelers on the Titanic be like
 BrowneePointz: duh
 rasterscan: We need a crossover between Gang Beasts and Peak where it's about the Gang Beasts having to climb a mountain
 RockPusher: I rather suspect we are sacks of mechanically seperated meat product
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Just like in real life
 SnackPak_: time for science
 rosesmcgee: Nature's greatest climber, the penguin
 kingandcommoner: Pen Pen No!
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FlirtyWrongCasetteLeeroyJenkins-ygC8tR_Rn8NJyajw
 tdapenguin: @rasterscan but the whole thing is just on the tutuorial hill
SaxPython: Ian's revenge!
AzaleaCloud: You're supposed to stay down longer with each subsequent knockout, but supposedly there's a bug where sometimes a KO'd player keeps waking up immediately.
 ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
SaxPython: oh no
 e_bloc: just the sheer prevalence of CTE
schordash: "come with me" all cheery 
SaxPython: Undertaker Meme
schordash: lrrBartleby
Sogheim: I think the subway is my favorite arena
 SkylerRingtail: That's my boy!
Yhelta: Graham with the surprise attack
 ContingentCat: Graham was being suspiciously quiet
moist_but_crunchy: the next highlights are ALL this game
owangel1: Ian just his the Shoryuken
 DigitalSeahorse:      
hyalopterous:   
 rasterscan: @tdapenguin Even that is a nightmare, especially PvP
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DigitalSeahorse: ahhahahh
 tdapenguin: @rasterscan maybe they never make it out of the gym?
 RealGamerCow: off the turnbuckle!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Off the turnbuckle!
 HorusFive: Tiltawhirl Slam
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 plaidanddrpepper: vinsible
 GamerCat88:  
 BrowneePointz: that was VIOLENT
 RealGamerCow: yote
 lochnessseammonster:   
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse: that was silly
 e_bloc: no weapon forged in hatred can harm you
Yhelta:     
 ContingentCat: 
AzaleaCloud: Narrator: "Alex was very vincible."
 BraveOthello: He is vincible
 7gorobei: the captain america scene
 BrowneePointz: Winter Soldier
loufghyslaufey:  Invincible fanfare 
 lochnessseammonster: love that fight
 ghyllnox: 
 RockPusher: The Towering Inferno is different than I rememeber
SaxPython: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Drasvin: 
 HorusFive: lewd
phoenixfeather14: Beej's pick tonight!
 ContingentCat: 
 Drasvin: Iceberg!
 RealGamerCow: manifested
 BrowneePointz: oh yea Witch Hat comes out next week!
 DigitalSeahorse: ice bergs!
Yhelta: I feel like Beej gets unfair superpowers with Heather there
 vsmit: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DistinctDependableCarrotCharlietheUnicorn-DDiU2-A3yMgv8ZdS
 BrowneePointz: this week?
 kingandcommoner: Hunter's Guild: Red Hood unfortunately never got an anime
 KaleidoscopeMind: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FaintOptimisticMilkOMGScoots-s0YC2bUmyjpJjzyv
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
 BrowneePointz: anyways Witch Hat soon!
 SquareDotCube: Is LRRH carrying a pair of Mac 10s in that basket?
 BraveOthello: Hey Alex you think that buoy is an orphan source waiting to happen?
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex getting hypothermia
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Sogheim: buoys 2 men
hyalopterous: It's pronounced bowie
  Sarah_Serinde: Heather makes a good point
 KWardJenx: Honestly, fuck the ICE
 ContingentCat: Yeah fuck ICE
Yhelta: Global warming at work
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's pronounced "Uoye"
 e_bloc: 10000% ice can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.  take a flying fuck at the moon
  Sarah_Serinde: I am indeed making that choice
 SymphonySolstice: heather's siren tendencies to drown her opponents
schordash: 
 HorusFive: browser safe mode first kids
SaxPython: Where's my shark? Where are my shark emotes?
 kingandcommoner: that's what Cells at Work is for
 DigitalSeahorse: "I will never let you go!"
 BrowneePointz: I can’t look at Scylla without seeing Goldie Hawn Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu
 TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher:   
 DigitalSeahorse: eep
 HorusFive: 
 e_bloc: absolutely 100% never google step on my head
 ghyllnox: I don't know if I've seen enough of this to see the ice sharks
 aquinas_0: no, you can't add sharks
 couchboyj: Hello?  I'd like to ask you about your car's extended warranty!
  Sarah_Serinde: shark cage!
 Mr_Horrible: I wouldn't necessarily expect them this far north/south, but hey
Yhelta: BRUCE!
 HorusFive: yes- this seems safe
 The_Color_Twelve: Oh he wants it
 aquinas_0: *chomp*
 ContingentCat: That shark wanted G specifically
Critterbot: Boob its snoot!
 jacqui_lantern234: wheeler voice: "BUUUUHHH"
 vsmit: FUCK YOU I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK
AzaleaCloud: Daaaaang Adam
 lochnessseammonster: 
 rasterscan: That buoy might be the most resilient item in all of Gang Beasts!
 PharaohBender27: What Beej said!
 Mr_Horrible: "Jaws II ain't got shit on me!"
 HorusFive: "this is my hidding place"
 Mr_Horrible: that famous Denzel Washington speech
AzaleaCloud: Adam wants to punch the shark 
 PharaohBender27: A buoy is even worse for your teeth!
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  Sarah_Serinde: shark wants a hug
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 RockPusher: 
 tdapenguin: @PharaohBender27 sharks have infinite  
 BrowneePointz: yes if you punch them in the nose they fuck off. they have very sensitive organs there
 Mr_Horrible: I feel like it's coming out of the water with higher and higher velocity every time
 ghyllnox: Cage match!
 foolish_s4mwise: BLÅHAJ TIME
 eric_christian_berg: This is epic!
Yhelta: CAGE MATCH
 Mr_Bitterness: All my votes on Bruce
 KaleidoscopeMind: shark is trying SO HARD
  Sarah_Serinde: nooo 
 HorusFive: Surely they let the shark crush the buoy eventually
 lamina5432: that shark is aggreessive
 CaptainSpam: YOINK
 DigitalSeahorse: 20 sec
 KaleidoscopeMind: nooooo
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 RealGamerCow: oh hey, one of my nightmares, being stuck under the ice!
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 Mr_Horrible: oh, Ian
 wedge_x: *ian*
 DigitalSeahorse: what is that way?
 ArdCollider:  
 MrGibberish: I have questions
 vsmit: @DigitalSeahorse Mecca
 MacbethSeemsSus: "what a weird thing to say" the title of Ian's autobiography
 saucemaster5000: alex and adam had better things to do
AzaleaCloud: Everybody sac'd themselves so Ian could do the Mecca bit.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm so honored to be here, in front of all my haters"
 DigitalSeahorse: @vsmit  ty
 lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: then mars attacks them
 Mr_Horrible: just set up a Hell In A Cell
 DaxStrife: That sounds like the setup for a 4th "Knives Out" movie.
 HorusFive: "Dearly beloved.  You're trapped in here with ME."
 foolish_s4mwise: sounds like a Vampire Weekend lyric
 e_bloc: Beej is now praying for the end of time
   LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Horrible "Here in front of friends, loved ones and twitch chat"
 GamerCat88: just get to RKO guests as they go to get drinks
schordash: to the sea!
 tdapenguin: @LoadingReadyRun we resemble that remark
 Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun "DO THE WHEEL THING AGAIN!"
 DigitalSeahorse: uho
 Mr_Horrible: now Beej is trying to eat one of the burgers
 DigitalSeahorse: saved by a hat hold
 Mr_Horrible: that awkward moment when you both leave in the same direction
 MacbethSeemsSus: Powerwash simulator guy sighs
 PharaohBender27: Hold on, Graham!
 GamerCat88: Chunder Heel
 GasCityGaming: I enjoy the Chunder Heel
 TheAinMAP: The Floor is Flotsam.
 ghyllnox: o7
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaf38f7f65a.jpg
 Mr_Horrible: I'm honestly surprised that G hasn't been flung from the wheel
 Mr_Horrible: like, this whole time
 Mr_Horrible: the first rule of tautology club
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
  Sarah_Serinde: tautology club sure is tautology club
schordash: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club
 eric_christian_berg: Graham just radiates stability!
AzaleaCloud: Everyone at OSHA is having a panic attack watching this
 Mr_Horrible: Graham's commitment to benches saves him once again
 ContingentCat: 
schordash: graham 
 Mr_Horrible: I love the juxtaposition here
 ghyllnox: F
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 KaleidoscopeMind: nooo
 BusTed: 
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Wrexadecimal: 
AzaleaCloud: AAHAHAHA
 HorusFive:  
schordash: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 underhill33: 
 GamerCat88: o7
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 SnackPak_: 
 tdapenguin: nooooo
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
 Zerragonoss: Tautology club has the best club sandwiches
 TheAinMAP: 
 Getter404: Battery running out?
  Sarah_Serinde: awww
 RockPusher: Heather was robbed!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 kingandcommoner: that's the All Might
 SquareDotCube: jojo posin
 DigitalSeahorse: who's controller is it?
 saucemaster5000: got the license plate when they backed up to hit you again
 RockPusher: 
 Mr_Horrible: behold: Triage
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 LiveFaust: Same, Ian. Same.
 Mr_Horrible: All You Need Is Kill
 RockPusher: This game would be substantially more horrifying if you exploded into pink mist with a hit like that
 Mr_Horrible: strange
 Mr_Horrible: did it replace heather with a CPU character?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The penguin's self-aware
 kingandcommoner: It's not healthy to hold it in, graham
 HorusFive: I did not know the sides did that
 spo8n: this is why you make sacrifices to the machine spirit
 RockPusher: 
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna live forever
 codatski: "fine"
 HorusFive: 
 Getter404: "Nothing bad ever happens to the Deerys!"
 Mr_Horrible: he's Brendan "Beej" Dery
 iarethel0ser: Words heard moments before dying.
 PharaohBender27: The ephttps://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SoftCourageousZucchiniOneHand-uaUAbxubcXLNj8Rx
 ContingentCat: Nothing except time
 Mr_Horrible: at least one foe remains
DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CheerfulGiftedNikudonPeteZarollTie-gcERyfbU3NtmKT6K
 tdapenguin: yay heather!!!!!
schordash: 
Pal_Friendpatine: does it bother anybody else that the blades are tilted the wrong direction for which way the air flows?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: the menacing Graham Peek
 BusTed: 
  Sarah_Serinde: just the ominous forehead 
 Mr_Horrible: 
schordash: 
 ghyllnox: 
schordash: o7
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 JadedCynic: 
 Mr_Horrible: and the gods flip a coin
 lochnessseammonster:  
 TheAinMAP:  
 iarethel0ser:  
 red_shoes_jeff: GOING GRA- 
 eid010n: 
 ContingentCat: 
 RockPusher: hahahhaahhaah
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 foolish_s4mwise: so there’s this great show called Birdie Wing…
 BraveOthello: Hey Chat what should Graham pick?
 tdapenguin: @Pal_Friendpatine i try my best to not acknowledge when games get physics wrong.... sometimes it works but usually i still get irked
  Texan_Reverend: Finally. I can breathe for a few minutes.
 lamina5432: sailor moon in the style if a 19th century russian philosophical novel
 ghyllnox: Man, looking for the little red riding hood and health thing is pulling up a whooooole lot of youtube poop
Pal_Friendpatine: @tdapenguin yeah I hear that
 Gekyouryuu: @lamina5432 Crime and Punishment (in the name of the moon)
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AggressiveHyperHummingbirdBCWarrior-zv-NDUxnl3QzcKGb
 jacqui_lantern234: @Texan_Reverend imagine needing to breathe 
 Mr_Horrible: tell him he's allowed to watch the first episode of steel ball run but he has to win 10 more times consecutively if he wants to watch episode 2 
  Texan_Reverend: Skill issue, really.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Texan_Reverend so what im hearing is that im the most powerful member of lrr chat?! 
 lochnessseammonster: @jacqui_lantern234  
 public_key_reveal_party: @jacqui_lantern234 Always have been (I assume)
 jacqui_lantern234: why would you both say this?! its gonna go straight to my hubris fueled ego!!! 
 GamerCat88: @jacqui_lantern234 
 PharaohBender27: Well seems I've so far made 17 clips this evening . . .
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GamerCat88: @PharaohBender27 its a good night for clips
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 tbf, this is an EXCELLENT game for clips
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 Indeed. Always has been
 Micalovits: The dangers of watching livestreams - sudden need to rewatch Road Quest
 margieargie: @jacqui_lantern234 Ah yes, the ancient insatiable urge, it strikes all of us from time to time
 RockPusher immediately regrets checking when Strip Search aired
 DigitalSeahorse:  I was supposed to pay a bill today
 PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse D:
 jacqui_lantern234: @DigitalSeahorse uh oh! see if you can still pay that bill
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f7e8cb89be6.jpg
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 DigitalSeahorse: I can, just late
HavenDragon: @DigitalSeahorse this reminded me i need to pay my internet bill!
 Zerragonoss: Wow I think Adam may have been very alergic to whatever he ate over the break.
 swordfishspyke: T H U D
 GamerCat88: 
 shendaras: 
 Mr_Horrible: excellent Bibendum cosplay, Adam
 Drasvin: Looks like Ian is tan instead of pink this time
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RealGamerCow: owie!
 SnackPak_: Ian has been activated
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible YOURE excellent!!! #Gottem
 Getter404: Oh, he's a Mario Mario
 RockPusher: Now is the time to drink!
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 
 JadedCynic: 'Bib', the Michelin Man
 MacbethSeemsSus: Of the Marseilles Bibemdims
 RealGamerCow: They did it to get people to drive around more
 GamerCat88: bibendum over
 JadedCynic: judge a chef's ability by people who sell tyres
 Mr_Horrible: no, she's a penguin, Beej
 KaleidoscopeMind: you can just penguin
 Mr_Horrible: sheesh
 JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow exactly
 ghyllnox: 
 Mollylele: wasn't there a camera running the first time Ian explained Bibendum to Adam?
 PharaohBender27: It's because the character was initially dreamt up to advertise beer, so the name is from "Nunc est bibendum" - "Now's the time to drink"
 SnackPak_: so close
 swordfishspyke: brutal
 Mr_Horrible: that was almost perfect
 RealGamerCow: Heather wins in spirit
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 RealGamerCow: Also, that BONK sound is amazing
 e_bloc: jump on it, jump on it
tidehollowcat: Little Red Riding Hood and Health sure was a thing.  Thanks Ian and Beej.
 HorusFive: Those cowards at the ISO will never allow it
 JadedCynic: that repeated "bong"...
 Mr_Horrible: UR Bibendum (but now I need his card)
 BrowneePointz: the secret 4th Michelin Star
 DigitalSeahorse: sudden'suddenly  poop and cat
 jacqui_lantern234: shiny bibendum
 Getter404: I remember the Channing Tatum parody of it where he pulls something
 SquareDotCube: ureabendum
 BrowneePointz: they speed ramped it in vfx but it was real
 RockPusher: Looking very close to OG Bibendum - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Michelin_Poster_1898.jpg
 JadedCynic: 
 JadedCynic: boom
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SilkyPreciousGullPunchTrees-gKLZAJ7gko8pK_v4
 e_bloc: live action trigun
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: *shakes fist* controllers!
 Mollylele: 
 SymphonySolstice: cool technology
 Mr_Horrible: live slug reaction
 ghyllnox: BONK
 HorusFive: Little slug boy
 JadedCynic: I HEARD that SLAM 
 SquareDotCube: Can't you technically buy one star but you do have to work your way to three?
 NotCainNorAbel: eeyore
 DigitalSeahorse:   hot hands
 Mr_Horrible: 
 GamerCat88: let bidendum catepillar
 lochnessseammonster: 
 HorusFive: DIdn't go over the top rope.  Doesn't count for the rumble
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ghyllnox: 
 LordZarano: The number of Michelin stars denotes how much of a diversion it's worth making
 LordZarano: Apparently anything less than 3 stars isn't worth a special trip
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 HorusFive: 
drrek0: "Luigi wins by doing nothing"
 DigitalSeahorse:  
KeytarCat: Bibendum, the pokemon
 RealGamerCow: all bibendum says is bibendum
 pctjoe: just got back from a Stormy Daniels comedy show
 RockPusher: Penguins known climbers you see
 GamerCat88: bibendum the sad dole whip
 HorusFive: Now make Adam watch anime
 GamerCat88: bless you
 Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
 DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
 PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
 lochnessseammonster: avatar
 saucemaster5000: made in abys
 lamina5432: made in abyss
 rosesmcgee: Castlevania, allegedly
 jacqui_lantern234: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
 PharaohBender27: Adam, I thought you had been coverted during Road Quest!
 foolish_s4mwise: @horusfive id pay to see “Adam reacts to bad anime”
 HorusFive: UNI is basically anime
 RockPusher: Anime! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b3a18797b84.jpg
 BraveOthello: Heather is truly terrifying
 MacbethSeemsSus: Rykard: Togethaaaaaaaaaa
 KWardJenx: Kotaro lives alone
 rosesmcgee: if anything he was further radicalized against anime during road quest
 jacqui_lantern234: so its a cockfight anime? 
 foolish_s4mwise: make Adam watch Kill La Kill just to see what happens
 foolish_s4mwise: as an experiment.
 rosesmcgee: Someone needs to watch the new Samurai Troopers series and tell me how to feel about it
 RockPusher: There is a different Rooster Fighter screenshot I'm tempted to post but it's arguable NSFW 
 darkcyril: @rosesmcgee Oh right. I need to get caught up. I mostly enjoyed the first several episodes.
 BrowneePointz: apparently League is making a Genshin clone
 foolish_s4mwise: @browneepointz that adds up for Riot
 jacqui_lantern234: Enjoy BEEF
 swordfishspyke: I do enjoy beef
 lamina5432: genshin is making an anime
 Micalovits: This is the fall challenge
 Faulpyr: Riot ain’t gonna release new games
 rosesmcgee: @darkcyril It's the latter half that I started to lose the plot. Godspeed
 BrowneePointz: and if that’s what theyve turned their longtime MMO into I’m gonna be big sad
 Faulpyr: They’re developing like 10… but those won’t ever come out
 SymphonySolstice: tossed
 saucemaster5000: punching bag is thinking about their ex wife at 3 AM
solarsheeptoken: Enjou Beej
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Lord_Hosk: They are enjoying beef
 DiscordianTokkan: wheeee
 adept_nekomancer: Beef Mountain is a dangerous place
 BrowneePointz: @Faulpyr afaik the only thing in active dev after the cancellation of Forge was the MMO
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz does that mean they are making a breath of the wild clone?
 BrowneePointz: Paul get Hoyo’s ass!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessEsteemedMomOhMyDog-1pjc0lntHJDk-2qh
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz but ONLY their ass 
 Faulpyr: I’ve got friends in various teams… but as someone on a cancelled Riot game… I’ve got no faith
 rosesmcgee: OSHA is gonna have some notes
 Jigokuro: Creature from the Mustard Lagoon.
 saucemaster5000: Bibbumdum
 e_bloc: Heather 3:16 says you are all in perpetual danger
 RockPusher: ♫ The birds are back in town! ♫
 BrowneePointz: Ope I apologize and defer to your experience @faulpyr
 gualdhar: stick, drift
 jacqui_lantern234: *tips fedora* B'Bendum 
 HadesLeprechaun: I just saw a trailer for a new Masters of the Universe live action movie at the theater, and have not seen anything about it literally anywhere
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SplendidThirstyCoyoteFloof-5F3y6vouyAxhK1eh
 WiJohn: Taupe triumph!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 BrowneePointz: with Jared Leto as skeletor
 lamina5432: tan is just one line off of ian
hyalopterous: Jared leto
 swordfishspyke: oof
 Faulpyr: Hah, I wish they’d just release anything, though… there’s some really cool stuff in R&D
 JadedCynic: WHY
 RockPusher: One notable casting fail
 Astramentha: noooooooooooo
 PharaohBender27: OOOOOOFFFFFF
 BrowneePointz: major sex pest
 MacbethSeemsSus: I saw the trailer during Project Hail Mary, it looks very meh
 DiscordianTokkan: NOW???
 BrowneePointz: groomed underage girls
 BrowneePointz: bad
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BrowneePointz: he’s bad
 saucemaster5000: idris elba is playing man at arms
 foolish_s4mwise: OH NOOOOOOO
 gualdhar: does he still run that cult?
 Astramentha: oh we can cancel him, he’s the head of a sex cult
  Pywodwagon: He was definitely bad, especially back in the 30 seconds to mars days
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not a cultist Jared Leto
EricTheOrange: didn't he send spooge to his costars when playing the joker?
 ghyllnox: As opposed to the poo man onscreen right now
hyalopterous: He's in the Epstein files
 BrowneePointz: Leto groomed underage girls back in the 30 seconds to mars days
 Faulpyr: Jared Leto is a big no, but they keep trying to make him happen
loufghyslaufey: He ruined TRON! For his ego, I guess.
 BrowneePointz: and basically made a cult
 NoxStryx: Wasn't Leto trying to be a clut leader?
 PharaohBender27: Also for "method acting" he did inappropriate things toward costars in Suicide Squad
 JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange dead animals, used condoms...
   LoadingReadyRun:  at least as Skeletor Leto won't have a weird greasy mullet like in Tron
RoastedGravy: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat I think that is about all I feel like reading about Leto right now
 Jennie_Fuchsia: after over 15 years working with actors we can go ahead and cancel anyone who is “known for extreme method acting”
 DiscordianTokkan: Get into Battle form Cringer, or else Snarf has to do it again
 Lord_Hosk: Every movie he has been in for the past 10 year has been a huge finacial flop... and his co-stars say he is a pain to work with... Other than that... there is no reason Jarod Leto shouldn't continue to have a successful career
 foolish_s4mwise: lets maybe just stop talking about that person
 Jigokuro: IAN
emperornolan26: 67
 PharaohBender27: 
 Micalovits: HOW
 ghyllnox: Bald advantage
 swordfishspyke: RIP Ian's hat
 SymphonySolstice: dunked unsuccessfully
 foolish_s4mwise: woah
 DigitalSeahorse: now I'm thinking of Skeletor with a mullet
Boon_33: pop pop
 rosesmcgee: Do you like your Ian crunchy or smooth?
 BrowneePointz: skeletor had a mullet pre accident
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @rosesmcgee yes 
 Micalovits: For being squishy dolls, the grinder is surprisingly graphic
 pctjoe: ablative cap sounds like a rejected condom feature
 BrowneePointz: if you watch the OG episode where skeletor lost his face he HAD a mullet
 rosesmcgee: @jacqui_lantern234 Good news!
 DigitalSeahorse: weeee
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 DigitalSeahorse: Tan wins
   LoadingReadyRun: Beware the Tan Winds
 margieargie: Ian:  "I know beige fu"
 jacqui_lantern234: er mer gerd! gerders!!!
 e_bloc: florecent beige
 rosesmcgee: Adam better be taking notes, these strats are gonna come in clutch for GRD
 DigitalSeahorse: I wish I had a remote for my thermostat
 RockPusher: hahahahahahahaha
 adept_nekomancer: I see there's a Hollywood style BEEF sign on the hill
 foolish_s4mwise: the true talent of taupe
phoenixfeather14: Graham didn't even get to use the bucket slide. 
  Juliamon: DAMN
schordash: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I mean, he gave consent
 HadesLeprechaun: absolutely decked her
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 NotCainNorAbel: 
schordash: togetherrrrr
 pctjoe: Moriarty's kiss
 tdapenguin: @jacqui_lantern234 Rtfl (I'm a sucker for wordplay)
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 KWardJenx: Really? I thought the easy money was on Beej getting cancelled first
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 jacqui_lantern234: @tdapenguin (im jacqui) 
 adept_nekomancer: "A Frank Exchange of Blow" is just another phrase for "The 80's".
 BrowneePointz: @jacqui_lantern234 hey now, they could’ve been boiders. don’t assume gender
 foolish_s4mwise: I’ll be honest I thought beej was like number 2 or 3 in terms of cancellation odds
 Mr_Horrible: "A frank exchange of blows" the internet's been in an uproar about that the last few days
 RatherLargeToad: The winds of the kings!
 tdapenguin: @jacqui_lantern234 
 ShaneLeeAtk: G Gundam Seed Wing
 GamerCat88: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FairObedientBananaFUNgineer-n5r-IWVGCIn4q2G3
 BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible who is Frank and why did he cash in his blows?
 ghyllnox: Fight Club Penguin
 shendaras: G Gundam 
 rosesmcgee: Punted
RoastedGravy: You tellin me a Frank exchanged these blows?
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91ae9add673d.jpg
 jacqui_lantern234: @ShaneLeeAtk i dont wanna know about anythings "seed wing" 
 7gorobei: karate kid kicked him out of the ring
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the mashing game
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousLittleCobblerBCWarrior-NBF-NU4cjSDFefIF
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz we're unsure but apparently it's patriarchy
 foolish_s4mwise: bah gawd
 TheAinMAP: 
 Morrigan9: lol
 Mr_Horrible: in minecraft in minecraft
 RealGamerCow: Only if you do the taxes Adam
Boon_33: The Heather -Graham alliance is strong.
 lochnessseammonster: fire out of a cannon
 RatherLargeToad: that penguin is a professional
mysteenova157: I loved watching Heather and Graham looking at each other as they walk down the train!
 jacqui_lantern234: fire beej (in minecraft) 
 BraveOthello: @Thefluffiestguineapig You heard him, mashing is cringe
 rosesmcgee: Just now
 RockPusher: Runaway Train
 ShaneLeeAtk: @jacqui_lantern234 The scary part is that you already do know.
 BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible no no iirc Anal is the patriarchy blows were self reflection (social media is a silly place)
 saucemaster5000: let's patch thre train's backstory
 e_bloc: beej can be fired, just for one day
 DiscordianTokkan: Dec 2017 for official release on Steam, so close enough
 foolish_s4mwise: Adam can little a fire beej, as a treat
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz oh trust me, the other half of that conversation had comedy gold, if you haven't seen it. But it's also mildly brain-destroying, so ymmv
 RockPusher: throw him to the cow catcher!
  Juliamon: Here come the boulders
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SweetCrowdedHedgehogSwiftRage-HqtoV_qXQEIU8pvN
DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulObedientTarsierYee-WuWSxiGYOvMwlKBV
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon my favourite wrestler from Avatar?! 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Boon_33: f
 TheAinMAP: There was a warning sign.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Landslide facts incoming
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: (there's a roadsign for them)
   LoadingReadyRun: do you think there is anything under Adam's character's bandages, or is it just void?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 e_bloc: I can't think of a boulder prediction
 rosesmcgee: Pitch that to Mr Beast
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 saucemaster5000: Can't go wrong, sign them up
 GamerCat88: as long as the K9 is jade
 e_bloc: isnt that an episode of jackass
 BusTed: no bad ideas
 BrowneePointz: that’s a Mr Beast video
 HorusFive: "you're not saying No"
 MacbethSeemsSus: I heroically volunteer someone else for this bit
RoastedGravy: K-9 unit
 DaxStrife: There are no bad ideas, just unfilmable ideas.
 red_shoes_jeff: Thanks for volunteering, Adam! Good idea. Good luck!
 DiscordianTokkan: Detector dogs, and have edibles on you
 adept_nekomancer: Sure, there are police dogs, but what about police cats?
 saucemaster5000: what if we just round up some raccoons from the dump
 ghyllnox: Can you rent those?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam those dogs do take you down with prejudice
 e_bloc: slightly rabid attack dog
 RealGamerCow: just use a quadcopter with a knife on it
 RealGamerCow: chasing someone
 Mr_Horrible: "I don't recall saying good luck"
 RockPusher: Being chased by a K9 unit - terrifying and you'll lose. Being chased by like, Jade, hillarious 
EricTheOrange: OMG beej
 Micalovits: And the tarp for when the dogs catch up
 gualdhar: if you're on a budget, you can run from Jade
 DigitalSeahorse: just a bunch of puppers chasing a piece of meat on the back of your bike
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not all K9s are attacks dogs
  Juliamon: adept_nekomancer Doesn't work. Cats are too anarchist to be cops
 GamerCat88: Becoming Bibendum
 Mr_Horrible: "This is my Bibendum Moment"
 saucemaster5000: gonna do bibbendum stuff
 rosesmcgee: Beej's school of improve: "yes, but"
 BusTed: michellin pilled
 adept_nekomancer: @Juliamon Yeah, that tracks.
RoastedGravy: Okay, Adam, how about this pitch
 BrowneePointz: what are you gonna do? sell tires and give out restaurant tourism stars?
RoastedGravy: Same concept
 foolish_s4mwise: tiremaxxing
RoastedGravy: Except
 Simonark: Adam realizing Bibendum is the thing criminals fear,
RoastedGravy: People in dog suits
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 how about you fuckin bibbend deez nutz!!! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: adam wears a Bibendum suit next LRL and the bit is no one comments on it
 RealGamerCow: train tracks would be destroyed in Australian heat
 adept_nekomancer: "Furry K-9 Unit" definitely sounds like a bit of some sort
 foolish_s4mwise: great King Gizz song
RoastedGravy: PEDAL FUR YOUR LIFE!
 saucemaster5000: oh no, don't chase me furry, oh noooooo
HavenDragon: depends on the furry i think
 jacqui_lantern234: i mean, you can outrun me in a sprint
 RatherLargeToad: new Live bit unlocked
 BrowneePointz: depends on the furry. there’s the twinks, the chonks and then the ones that are YOKED as FUCK
niccus: it depends on if it's a herbivore furry or not
 Mr_Horrible: just a squad of furryRun chasing after you
 RockPusher: Choo Choo https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Road_train_%2825%29.jpg
 Simonark: There must be a furry out there with a sprained ankle you can all outrun
 IkomaTanomori: You don't really have to outrun a furry, unless you hate big soft hugs
EricTheOrange: I mean I argue a furry will run out of breath first if their in a fursuit
 jacqui_lantern234: but i WAS a marathon runner at one point
 LordZarano: Last update Oct 2025 for security. 2 other content updates in 2025, 4 in 2024 https://steamdb.info/app/285900/patchnotes/
 rosesmcgee: That's one way
loufghyslaufey: All I understod was "outrun a turkey..."
 SkylerRingtail: Just don't go up against a fursuiter in a dance competition
Boon_33:  when we go down, we go down together.  best friends means, best friends forever. 
 SkylerRingtail: You will lose.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: Serpentine to escape furies ok
 jacqui_lantern234: though, TECHNICALLY im a scaley rather than furry, but i digress 
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher That's not a train! 
hyalopterous: There was an off-road train for supplying outposts in the Arctic
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
 BusTed: cloven hoof
 foolish_s4mwise: I’m absolutely 100% sure you can find furrys who want to submit
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: how did I get in this place
 saucemaster5000: can you outrun a possum?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Simonark: Is the punchline to this stream “You don’t have to outrun the furry, you just have to outrun Bibendum”
 Fruan: You could you absolutely chase a sheep to death, yeah.
RoastedGravy: That was a later innovation
 e_bloc: definitely not a goat, I had to chase a goat that got out of the pen once
 DigitalSeahorse:   stamina
 BrowneePointz: ye we stalked things to death
 Angreed66: Bipeds= endurance running
 e_bloc: squirrels were actually in control prior to the discovery of gunpowder
RoastedGravy: It was our glutes that made us feared across the savanna
 Mr_Horrible: and that's *another* LIVE segment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We would out last prey and never give them a chance to rest of get water
 LordZarano: Bows are almost like guns
 Shrengar: they got twice as many legs as you!
 RockPusher: PharaohBender27 longer and more dangerous then - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Australian_road_train_headed_by_Volvo_NH15.jpg
Boon_33: goat wins
 e_bloc: open field
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no way
 Simonark: That said, early hominids were MUCH faster than modern humans can ever get.
 e_bloc: it took four of us and some luck
 foolish_s4mwise: my glutes are still why I’m feared
 ghyllnox: New LoadingReadyLive bit: Adam Catch a Goat
 ContingentCat: Now that's a live segment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goat would kick you in the nuts, and also jump on your shoulders
 Micalovits: Just keep walking after it
 RockPusher: 
 SnackPak_: goat place?
 saucemaster5000: yeah the goat would just kick you
Boon_33: Goatqest 2026
 SymphonySolstice: #GoatBits
 e_bloc: I think it would take longer than you think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a vet tech they win
 Diabore: whatever happened to the donkey budget?
RoastedGravy: What's the goat budget
KeytarCat: Quadrobics
 LastCenturion: What about a donkey
 Kentosaurus: doesn't james owe us a goat
 TheAinMAP:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH PLEASE
 e_bloc: but yeah you could outstaminia a goat
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam chases the goat, and Matt defends the goat
 ghyllnox: Milk goat
 BrowneePointz: fwiw Humans ARE pretty fast as well, but not comparatively to most quadrupeds
 Fruan: Normal guy, normal goat
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DaxStrife: A small goat the size of a large goat.
 Simonark: We’ve found running prints of early humans that were clearly twice as fast as the faster human runners today
 BusTed: if the goat puts in 110%
 saucemaster5000: the goat locked in
 Dog_of_Myth: The Goat of Goats
 foolish_s4mwise: Hell yea, I believe in Adam
 red_shoes_jeff: But could you catch a wheel of cheese?
 pctjoe: lol the live game is goat of goats who is the best at catching goats
 jacqui_lantern234: i think adams the only LRR member who could possibly catch a goat
 GamerCat88: just dont chase a fainting goat
 SnackPak_: I hate this
Mai_Andra: Adam, you *are* the goat. 
Sogheim: Adam's gonna get bit by a goat, calling it now
 e_bloc: goats have square pupils
 saucemaster5000: baaaaaaaaka
 itira: You could try coaxing one off the roof at Goats on the Roof
 vanman229: You could probably catch a junior varsity goat, but a letterman jacket goat you have no chance
 BusTed: no hurt... no kill...
 e_bloc: baaaaa
 SkylerRingtail: @Mr_Horrible Now I'm just imagining a Live pre-record segment that's making a fursuit head from craft store supplies in an hour. Seen it done as an "Iron Fursuit" panel at cons.
Boon_33: goat you, forget about me 
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 SHUT THE FUCK UP 
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 e_bloc: "tag you're it"
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Goat turns, terminator music intensifies*
 ArdCollider: Adam just deep in the weirdest offsite LRL pitch.
 RockPusher: Goat gives Adam a runaround for a couple minutes then just murders him
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher I stand by my assertion that these "road trains" are just long-ass trucks
 LordZarano: BAA RAM EWE!
DragaFireHawk: Adam is scary good at that impression
 foolish_s4mwise: @skylerringtail there is the lost episode where they made Sentai villain suits from the thrift shop
  Juliamon: Heather is crushing it this round
 Micalovits: I mean, they accepted the fruit squeeze idea
 ghyllnox: What's one of the weirdest pitches you've heard?
RoastedGravy: Who makes the weirdest pitches?
 lochnessseammonster: pitches get stitches
 foolish_s4mwise: RIP Füt episode 26…
 DigitalSeahorse: oh they laugh too
 Mr_Bitterness: As weird as making a smoothie from fruit crushed between someone's thighs
 BrowneePointz: there’s an old lrl where Ian made Anime Zelda cosplay from a thrift shop
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 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I have heard Adam pitch "everyone gets addicted to cocaine" as a bit
RoastedGravy: Hey now
 e_bloc: in the WBC an amateur struck out ohtani....it happens
 RockPusher: PharaohBender27 I mean, yes, but at a certain point I believe the physics does move more toward the train end of things
 Simonark: How many of the best Crapshots have been written by terrible relief pitchers? All of them?
 vanman229: adams about to bring a leverless to gang beasts
 darkcyril: "How many frames plus am I?"
   LoadingReadyRun: for instance: "Prostate Dracula" was a pitch for LRL this month
 BrowneePointz: excuse you it was the LRR Cocaine Arc
RoastedGravy: Can't have a smoothie from fruit crushed between someone's thighs without some milk from a jug crushed between someone's thighs.
 GamerCat88: but what about the tarp budget
 gsyhiap: Live bit: sharing old pitches and guessing who originally pitched them.
  Juliamon: WHO pitched Prostate Dracula
 DigitalSeahorse: my stomach is being cranky
 e_bloc: paul intimated he's already tried that
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Yeah, from 2017 or 2018? Heather also participated, and I think Beej as well
Sogheim: @Juliamon I'm sorry what now?
   LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon two guesses
 RockPusher: Huffing banana skins
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe don't do actual drugs for a bit
RoastedGravy: I think it was Heather
 jacqui_lantern234: testors?! i hardly know ers! 
 foolish_s4mwise: @pharaohbender27 and they all chose different versions of Zelda
 BrowneePointz: @Sogheim watch last weeks lrl
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boon_33: butt stuff
RoastedGravy: I vant to check your prostate
 Simonark: Did get followed up by Pancreas Frankenstein?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @DiscordianTokkan the second
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun guess one Beej, Guess two Ian
schordash: 
 BrowneePointz: that’s one thing you can call Nancy Reagan
 Mr_Horrible: "I VANT to CHECK for LUUUUMPS"
RoastedGravy: One! Two! Three polyps! Ah ah ah!
 Jigokuro: I LOVE when people are incapacitated by laughter.
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Prostate dracula smacks lips*
 e_bloc: think of how cold those fingers are
 RockPusher:  
 Manae: You need to invite him to check you though
 saucemaster5000: renfield is really bumming for that dracula
EricTheOrange: @saucemaster5000 BOOOO!
 ghyllnox: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Strebenherz: oh we have ian to blame for prostate dracula?
Boon_33: obvious choice
 DigitalSeahorse: no plans, just prostate drakula
 swordfishspyke: say no more
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi, ian, i love your brain
 Simonark: Prostate Dracula or just an unconscious, Prostrate Dracula?
 Strebenherz: Was Ben left unaware of Prostate Dracula?
 stippledotter: @Strebenherz Beej as accessory
 Mr_Horrible: we need to get Adam his Dendi arc at the Gang Beasts International
 RockPusher: Gang Beasts Pro Tour would potentially actually be amazing
 vanman229: the dings sounded like they were gonna do the futurama intro
 HorusFive: Look- we all want things in life....
RoastedGravy: No no, you guys are confused. It's Pro-State Dracula. Dracula supports Palestine being its own state.
 saucemaster5000: it'd be a lot of time outs
EricTheOrange: You'd have to have a "no run away" rule
Boon_33: woo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Boon_33:  
 RockPusher: The penguin meta is just too strong 
RoastedGravy: You sure it's not bad psychic aura
 RockPusher: hair and/or Baxter fur
 BrowneePointz: I bet there’s a ton of awesome modded levels
 saucemaster5000: I just reloaded the stream because I thought it stuttered damn it beej
Boon_33: jogging
EricTheOrange: I argue WALKING is fun.  RUNNING is pain
EvilBadman: Just a group of sweaty players jamming gang beast at an evo, before the buyouy
 MacbethSeemsSus: marathon speed glitches are just cheating
 Lord_Hosk: Running can be fun, you just need a police dog chasing you... I have an idea for a bit
 Simonark: So is Gang Beasts going to get a slot in the Oki Oki Rotation?
 DigitalSeahorse: repeating self for the bit of repeating self for the bit of
 e_bloc: uhhhh one more
 jacqui_lantern234: yay! one more 
 red_shoes_jeff: Are we being chased, Adam? No? THEN WHY WOULD WE RUN?
RoastedGravy: @Lord_Hosk I'm listening
 ContingentCat: Uhhh one more
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Micalovits: Running is just optimizing the fun out of exercise
Boon_33: whoever wins round 1 is a permanant target, we approve.
EricTheOrange: I will gladly walk 4 miles, but You'd have to put a gun to my head to make me run 1 mile
  bv310: Mason!
 rosesmcgee: Anchor
RoastedGravy: Klauser
 PharaohBender27: @EricTheOrange The Olympic speedwalking is more pain than running, I'd venture
RoastedGravy: Best jars
 JadedCynic: @bv310 you mean Ball 
 jacqui_lantern234: PILON DEEZ NUTZ
 UnknownFriday: Empty Rao's pasta sauce.
Boon_33 you must construct additional brawls.
 adept_nekomancer: Heather going to space
 red_shoes_jeff: I've seen that act, it's hilarious.
 Micalovits: Yea, we hunted by *walking* after animals for hours, not running
 ContingentCat: Wow
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpotlessAverageEagleGOWSkull-UyyCzxN1arNcEQId
  bv310: I like Heather just exploring the geometry
   LoadingReadyRun: Just because you want a pylon, doesn't mean you have to Pile On
 Strebenherz: Spider penguin
 JadedCynic: @Micalovits days, sometimes
 BrowneePointz: Graham gave Ian the Def Jam Fight for NY Special
 e_bloc: we need additional pylons
 tdapenguin: @Strebenherz 
 ghyllnox: If this is anything to go by, a whole lot of violence
 Strebenherz: Holy sh*t heather
 lamina5432: different country
Boon_33: lol wall climb
 PharaohBender27: I was a runner in high school, and can still jog a couple of miles without it wrecking me, though now most of my exercise is the walking kind
 TheAinMAP: But when do they stop?
 saucemaster5000: a city where the trains don't stop to geyt passenegers it seems
  Juliamon: Have we ever seen Heather and Spider-Man in the same room
 TurnedToFrog: They're regular but they don't seem to be stopping...
RoastedGravy: Why do they call it pylon when you pile on pile off eat the food
 e_bloc: definitely not america
 RockPusher: Bibendum undone by public transport
 Shrengar: Adam cant catch a break
 Lord_Hosk: Spider penguin spider penguin
 omdorastrix: Airport monoroal
Boon_33: arm yourself with a vending machine.
EricTheOrange: do they stop in this scenario?  idf so I feel like that's asking for accedents
 DigitalSeahorse: they don't even come that frequent in Toronto
 RatherLargeToad: it’s just the one station, so the train can circle fast
Mai_Andra: Chicago in 1980, according to the Blues Brothers.
 JadedCynic: they're all express trains that don't stop at theis station 
 ghyllnox: @e_bloc Seattle was pretty regular
 Strebenherz: CHOO CHOO
 Micalovits: It not stopping certainly helps get more trains past
 JadedCynic: @omdorastrix clearly two rails
monarcatronoffical: wassup
monarcatronoffical: If a man has no arms, but he has a gun in his pocket, is he unarmed or armed
 e_bloc: @ghyllnox I don't let facts get in the way of mediocre jokes
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 ghyllnox: 
EricTheOrange: the train doesn't just kill you if it hits you?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: Orange you happy you lived!
 Strebenherz: PFFFT THERE IT IS
 tdapenguin: @ghyllnox Seattle takes its fibre seriously?
Boon_33: the target is now: Graham.
 JadedCynic: @RockPusher ...longer, at least.
KeytarCat: @EricTheOrange Only one way to die!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
EvilBadman: We're at ~5min between light rail trains in Seattle now, during peak hours, yeah
 BrowneePointz: Asharkalypse Now
 BusTed: getting some real looks inward tonight
 Simonark: We can’t keep doing this!
 SquareDotCube: the Sans speech
 MacbethSeemsSus: Honestly Chicago's pretty good train wise
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mr_Horrible: does this mean the Gang Beasts have the same internal monologue?
 foolish_s4mwise: 🦈  🦈
 jacqui_lantern234: omg i cant unhear the laugh XD
 BrowneePointz: can you give us your best MONGII Adam?
 RockPusher:   
Firewhiskers: @EvilBadman Yeah but if you stay out past midnight you need a rideshare or something
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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  bv310: Max emerging from the waters to have their vengeance
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HilariousCarelessApple4Head-rB0Fsl-iE_dfiIw5
Boon_33: the target is still: Graham.
 foolish_s4mwise: showing my Blåhaj this clip for enrichment
 Mr_Horrible: get the crisco, we need to get alex out
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuu
 JadedCynic: From the top rail!!!!
 Shrengar: ahaha never mind
 ghyllnox: Shark is helping!
 RockPusher: Alex has all the help he needs
 plaidanddrpepper: shark help
 DigitalSeahorse: punch!
tigergirltail: Boop the snoot!  BOOP THE SNOOT!!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Boop snoot! boop snoot!
 darkcyril: @Mr_Horrible Crisco was the name of the shark in this case.
 PharaohBender27: Shark party!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 JadedCynic: there is NOWHERE safe from them on this boat...
 BrowneePointz: you can open that hatch and drop folks in too iirc
 gsyhiap: I feel like the real winner of this round is Max
 RockPusher:    
 JadedCynic: FOUR FIVE
 swordfishspyke: When the sharks learn how to use tools we're doomed
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourGiftedDragonfly4Head-6i9fZevKxHySMhv6
 Mr_Horrible: @darkcyril still a 100% success rate 
Boon_33: Alex with the pwer slide
 DigitalSeahorse: lol limbo escape
schordash: 
 TheAinMAP:   
 iarethel0ser: Heather has transcended the marix.
  Juliamon: ah, too many sharks capsize the boat
 Strebenherz: "Also watch out for heather punching you in the face" is good advice
Firewhiskers: They're going to need a bigger boat
 far2muchsarcasm: Cause it has sharks all over it
 JadedCynic: that's not capsizing
 RockPusher: Carcharodon carcharias, Heather is very disappointed in you!
 JadedCynic: just sinking
 Diabore: go alex go
 Micalovits: The sharks are just inspired by Orcas in sinking ships
 e_bloc: tied to the mast
Boon_33: cause the cap sizes.
schordash: this is exactly how i remember Jaws playing out
EvilBadman: The boat turns to lower case
loufghyslaufey: Dear, gawd. Beej: Um, yeah. (coughs) there's more. Loufghyslaufey: No...!
 Astramentha: I’ll never let go jack
 RockPusher: James Cameron's Gang Beasts
 e_bloc: perhaps from Spanish capuzar or Catalan cabussar to thrust (the head) underwater
 BrowneePointz: apparently from Spanish Sailing terms
 BrowneePointz: “cap” meaning head
 RockPusher: 
 wedge_x: hell of a night
Boon_33: sharknao
 ContingentCat: These sharks are downright acrobatic
 swordfishspyke: shark hungee
 darkcyril: @e_bloc Yeah, that's what I'm finding as well.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I’ve never seen this level go this long
 DigitalSeahorse:  shark
 Simonark: It’s the same origins as Caput
 e_bloc: @BrowneePointz I see we have the same instinct
 JadedCynic: Adam?  We don't actually know: "Attested since 1788. Origin unknown. Possibly related to Spanish chapuzar (“to sink by the head”). "
 LordZarano: 'Attested since 1788. Origin unknown. Possibly related to Spanish chapuzar (“to sink by the head”).' - wiktionary
schordash:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Astramentha: o7
 ghyllnox: o7
Gadora: Wooooow
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 RockPusher:   
 swordfishspyke: at what cost?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
loufghyslaufey: Promise you'll never let go 1st, Graham!
Boon_33: F/ game over. 
 Strebenherz: I don't think i've ever seen THE ENTIRE boat sink
 JadedCynic: @LordZarano hivemind high-five! o/\o
 foolish_s4mwise: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP:  
loufghyslaufey: Oh, you won anyway.
 Micalovits: You often make me learn something new Adam 
 JadedCynic: Wikionary, actually 
EricTheOrange: Adam tricking us into learning.  how dare he
 Mr_Horrible: oh no I'm being influenced AND educated! 
 PharaohBender27: 690
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 e_bloc: brother I didnt get out of the search results
 jacqui_lantern234: yay  thanks for the stream 
Critterbot: You're goofy.
 lamina5432: gnight
 Larkonus: Thank you for the stream! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gorsh
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 jacqui_lantern234: yall are delightful 
schordash: thanks for the ridiculousness 
EvilBadman: "First to two?" Man, before winning two straight
  Sarah_Serinde: I am very much here for the trash
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 JadedCynic: @e_bloc you tried; still counts! 
 Simonark: I was going to look at Wikipedia anyway, if I’m honest
 ContingentCat: Fun trash
 DigitalSeahorse:   
hyalopterous:      
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 margieargie: Ahhhh, these are always SO good and this did not disappoint    
 MacbethSeemsSus: Your not my boss
 Micalovits: The Mug does NOT have a flared base
 JadedCynic: for the record, I didn't even have to open a tab...
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoredYawningWheelOhMyDog-3o6JKDZRE3pC3Hul
 JadedCynic: 
 JadedCynic: 
durketh: 
 RockPusher: Bawooo?
 JadedCynic: byeeeeee
EricTheOrange: olleH
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 e_bloc: A+
 rosesmcgee: Graham's signature catchphrase
DAC169: Crazy Dave?
 far2muchsarcasm: Haba budaba
 TheAinMAP: !next
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Mike Aruba?
 Mr_Horrible: this dad gum spire
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 rosesmcgee: He got concussed again?
 ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: it's Cronos, or *is* it?
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFT
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 rosesmcgee: 
RoastedGravy: 
 Saintnex: hahaha
Critterbot: You know what's even harder? Talking backwards so that it's understandable when reversed.
 rosesmcgee: 2nd generator
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 lamina5432: more its bad checkpointing
schordash: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Still looking for a second generator
 e_bloc: it is a 15 hour game
 RockPusher: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
 JadedCynic: you GO, Adam! 
 Mr_Horrible: "Activate 2nd Generator" 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's 4 other games they want to play
 rosesmcgee: Comedic value? Priceless
 e_bloc: it's not losing progress, it's creating more content
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: We've had one, but what about 2nd generator?
tidehollowcat: Schedule a windows update in the middle of a stream again?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
EricTheOrange: TMNT MTG no good?
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuccessfulVenomousRabbitSSSsss-7SUXL4lZjSmwFbKv
 Gekyouryuu: there's a new Deadpool secret lair on wednesday, too
 Fruan: @EricTheOrange Its... better than spider-man. That's the most praise I can give it.
DragaFireHawk: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BillowingEmpathicTarsierNerfRedBlaster-wANddJGvi_ajbsFr
 rosesmcgee: For those interested, tune into Nasa for a boondoggle riding an antique to the moon
 RockPusher: Cameron and Cori gonna fall off a mountain
 Mindfire13: Tired of Turtles
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
RoastedGravy: 
schordash: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KWardJenx: Oh my God, Heather!
 magical_writer: Morbid ending to this stream
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: everyone got to go into his stream chat and offer condolences
Boon_33: James's dad confirmed victim.
 rosesmcgee: Ask your grandfather
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mesothelioma, as a treat
 e_bloc: Adam do you remember microplastics
 Mr_Horrible: the Nelly Combos Power Hour
EricTheOrange: Will Nelson ever be good enough to greater than 50/50 adam?
Boon_33: in other gaming news, fun has died.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Blizzard still does WOW patch notes
 RockPusher: May Heather's optimism be rewarded
 Fruan: April Fools Day was canceled this year. Sorry.
 stippledotter: Our companies will have many out of touch jokes 
loufghyslaufey: That's... kind of not funny. What'll supposedly happen when it happens for real?
 e_bloc: no they fired that guy
 stippledotter: *or
 Mr_Horrible: I get the joke, Alex, and it was beautiful while it lasted
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mindfire13: Pokemon Go was originally an April Fools thing
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: I remember April Fool's having fun pranks from corps...
Boon_33: blizzard anounces, fun is dead.
 KWardJenx: That is funny
 PharaohBender27: I remember an April Fool's of Star Wars TOR that was "You get to play as a droid, and so things like CLEAN!"
 ghyllnox: That happens to people who used to work at DQ!
 Mr_Horrible: "Here's your baby back, happy baptism" *FLIP*
 Mr_Horrible: Paul works fast
 JadedCynic: @Mindfire13 google glass
 BusTed: right on it
 RockPusher: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
mysteenova157: Yes Paul!!
 KWardJenx: Paul!
 ghyllnox: YES PAUL
 Dog_of_Myth: Great job Paul
 adept_nekomancer: Nice work
RoastedGravy: 
 JadedCynic: BRAVO PAUL! 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
RoastedGravy: Great one, Paul
 iarethel0ser: 
 rosesmcgee:  
 KWardJenx: 100 Paul for the win!
 RatherLargeToad: witherbloom
 Mr_Horrible: Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Boon_33: mill 2, draw 1.
 SymphonySolstice: uh oh greasies
 e_bloc: hell yeah, let's go(lgari)
 Mr_Horrible: I fear we now need a Guilds playmat but with Beej's Guild Names
EricTheOrange: back in the old days we used to call black/green "rock decks"
 stippledotter: @Mr_Horrible Please
 Mr_Horrible: diagnosed with aggressive Frenchness
 RockPusher: No no, Clair Obscura is the virus, the illness it causes is French
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Specifically ennui
 magical_writer: 50 thank you for the stream
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 RockPusher: Thank you and enjoy the anime! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a7bbdcb9ad7.jpg
 KWardJenx: Thanks for the great stream!
 DigitalSeahorse: I lovelikeyou
 itira: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 RockPusher:   
 rosesmcgee: Here will be leaving
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the great stream!
 JadedCynic: I *am* home - I guess I go out and get some drive-thru now?
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 lochnessseammonster: night gamers  
 DigitalSeahorse: I have too many tabs
 e_bloc:   
 JadedCynic: gnite all; thanks for the fun! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @DigitalSeahorse nobody loves like me, the incarnation of love!
 MacbethSeemsSus: *skitters away*
 PharaohBender27: Am I the only one who prefers to open new windows rather than tabs?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Depends, I categorize my windows and have the tabs organized within those
 PharaohBender27: I occasionally legit forget something I have open is in a tab rather than a separate window, so close it and then go "Oh dammit"
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig ... I'm going to guess you generally have more websites open at a time than I do 
 RockPusher: I pop new windows for video on one screen, research on other. Also sometimes if I am trying to do multiple different clusters of things.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 If I'm doing homework probably yes
 RockPusher: but that is in flight - my browsers all start with nothing open
 RockPusher: If I want it later, that is what bookmarks and my notes document is for 
 RockPusher: I also have different browsers for different purposes, so those are natural separate windows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have book marks and things for a lot of stuff but DURING homework I'll need blackboard open (sometimes multiple tabs of just BB for various readings) plus any other resources while I'm doing any assignments
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