TXC2: title change!
SnackPak_:
TXC2: hello SnackPak_ welcome
Kid_Amn: who up slaying their spire
TXC2: CONTACT
Aceviru: OHH snap
paronomasiac042: _is_ this my card?
TXC2:
so after last week, I started replaying the OG game, and boy howdy am I BAD at it 
Aceviru: I got the bundle. First game was good. No wonder they made another
Flyingdelorion: @TXC2 Me too! But I am loving it once again! Also hello!
TXC2:
Aceviru: Saw credits on my second run in the first game. That hooked me and I loaded up the second game with some buds online. Got credits in that run as well. Now I'm completely set to enjoy the rest
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
TXC2: Here we GO!
Aceviru: Woooooo
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
nyc_mtg: hewwo
hyalopterous: Afternoon, Wheeler.
Flyingdelorion: Hello Wheeler!
GhostValv:
TXC2: !patreon
hey__chat:
so happy to finally catch this live 
TXC2: !findquote off
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
nyc_mtg: off the chain wax
TXC2: !quote off
LRRbot: Quote #8984: "I saw nuts hit pavement that's all I needed to see." —Heefnoff [2024-05-03]
RatherLargeToad: off the spire….which is why we must slay it
FurthestChunk: bossman is turnt (on allergy medication)
TXC2: !store
GhostValv: wowie
tdapenguin: Allergies suck, hope it's as short as it can be
TXC2: also the was an update on it today, the first in TEN YEARS!
FurthestChunk: i thought you and angel were just good friends
tdapenguin: Wow, sucks
Gekyouryuu: Same
cmdrzellgaudis: we buying potions?
TXC2: !spoilers
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Haroldholmes25: obligatory silent joke
RatherLargeToad: The Locked
EOstby: Seems good.
GhostValv:
no spoilers 
TXC2: "Spoilers! Mr Frodo"
FurthestChunk: he don't got internet
FurthestChunk: he don't know
hyalopterous: The Silent is made entirely out of chocolate
TXC2: !backseat
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Flyingdelorion:
Wait, Angel is your girlfriend! neat! never knew you were bisexual! Hope you are happy together! 
Strebenherz: Big agree you fresh starting Minecraft was enjoyable to watch
TXC2:
I don't read the news, I watch it.......on Imager
EOstby: We're off on a heroes' journey!
FurthestChunk: you a link main?
raulghoulia: @TXC2 itll be a cold day in hell when I dont call it imgur
RatherLargeToad: poison stabbies. sounds like a good time
tomcove6888: GameCube version best version
RedAlexxis: ooh! slay the spire, very cool
Flyingdelorion: Poison is fun! GLHF!
TXC2:
raulghoulia yeah, big brain fart on that one for me
nymistrya: SC started me on figting games. Damn I love those games
Gekyouryuu: I'm partial to Ivy. Nice body AND a cool sword
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KhazzyB: steak too juicy, oysters too buttery
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
Haroldholmes25: so true
TyBurna: I've been a Taki main since SC1.....no not like that.
hyalopterous: Elites are rather spicy
TheMerricat: Came in late chat, are we playing Silence this round?
Aceviru: @TyBurna I also like Takis
underhill33: "not this fuckin guy", me every time i fight an elite
TXC2: TheMerricat yes
RedAlexxis: yeah, drawing on the map is a great QoL upgrade
GhostValv: oh god that shriek
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah underdocks are new(ish) this week
underhill33: thorns
RedAlexxis: spike!
Diabore: ben gonna shiv an encounter in the shower
TXC2: shiv it up baby!
FurthestChunk: guess we're doin shivs now
jovens_v: I'm not addicted to shivs
SnackPak_:
shivs
RedAlexxis:
et tu Wheeler?
couchboyj: Man, now I want to dig up a DS and play some Elite Beat Agents. That game's a banger.
the_bubble_machine watched 25 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
🥳
TheMerricat: And we've got a discard card!
splashcryptic: madness deck is sweet
Kid_Amn: rick o'shea?
Luna_TheOtter: Hey Wheeler, hope you have fun
TheMerricat watched 75 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
TheMerricat:
And that was the only sly card we see in the day. 
TXC2: it's Ornstien and Smoug......but slugs
KodeMage: its fine
SnowBuddy18: bro's *moist*
Haroldholmes25: spire's got hands fr
Aceviru: A block as a treat
Haroldholmes25: a sts1 classic yeah
jovens_v: was real good
hyalopterous: Yeah, piericing is prettty good
TXC2: I always thought it was terrible
SnackPak_: when my belt starts getting full, I start using potions
TXC2: "you can't buy these!"
FurthestChunk: oh this fucker
tdapenguin: 'skulking' is such a great adjective
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1 Shiv per turn sound very finite
tdapenguin: (I have no opinions on the oppenent, just on the name)
TXC2:
cool that we got all the blocks on the turn it wasn't attacking
EOstby: Blocking is for math-ers.
jovens_v: Bæocling is for blockers
tdapenguin: surely blocking is for geometers
jovens_v: what did i even write
tdapenguin: @jovens_v briefly overcome by the spirit of your ancestor who illuminated manuscripts? so really, it woulda made more sense with an illustration alongside it
FurthestChunk: this fucker suuuucks
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Haroldholmes25: remember the act 1 drone fight from sts1? this is them now
RedAlexxis: A map might be useful in combat, especially if you are facing a rock enemy
FurthestChunk: act 1 elites got hands
splashcryptic: this elite is an infamous run ender
alder_iris: common piercing wail w
FurthestChunk: I think I hate the statue more
alder_iris: piercing w if you will
alder_iris: if you wail if you will
Laserbeaks_Fury: Flick-Flack, Paddywhack, Give a dog a bone
FurthestChunk: +2
Haroldholmes25: free money pog
TXC2: more shiv!
bbblehh: wait does this mean you get a partial refund every time you buy a card from the shop
FurthestChunk: untap that academy
FurthestChunk: -2 (for apologising)
Cptasparagus: most streamers would make you donate 5,000 bits for that much slurp
FurthestChunk: +2
tekn0shaman: quality rhps ref
RAZRBCK08: This boss sure is something
Haroldholmes25: pretty much yeah
TXC2: Flick-flack I was taking a bath....in the waterfall giant?
Grimnus: It does indeed go boom
hyalopterous: Yup
tdapenguin: @TXC2 sounds dangerous
TXC2: tdapenguin but it gets you so clean
RedAlexxis:
Agreed, killing the monster is a good goal.
kanamoney: might be cooked
Haroldholmes25: can't come down
FurthestChunk: what does a blocking tern sound like
kanamoney: we failed the damage check
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not cooked. Sous vide, maybe
TheMerricat: Well we WERE healed.
TXC2: FurthestChunk "BACKSTREET-BOYS"
RedAlexxis: @FurthestChunk A cinderblock wall collapsing
FurthestChunk: @TXC2 exactly where my brain was going
hyalopterous: You get a round to block the exzplosion
TXC2:
FurthestChunk
Aceviru: Never didn't have it
Grimnus: Learnt how the fight works o7
detectiveYarmas: ded
Haroldholmes25:
learning 
hyalopterous: Alas.
Grimnus: Its a dps race
RAZRBCK08: This is the one Act 1 boss I lose to sometimes
Grimnus: Into a hp/block check thats easier if you went quick
FurthestChunk: WEEZING used EXPLOSION!
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you got a weak, that might have saved you
Haroldholmes25: next week's teaser pog
hyalopterous: Regent has big aura
Aceviru: It's serving
Szyael: Regent is my absolute fav
FurthestChunk: cancel him, he likes a royal
Gekyouryuu: I saw a great mod that replaces the art for The Regent with a bratty ojousama whose chair is being carried by catgirls
FurthestChunk: @Gekyouryuu none of those words are in the bible
Aceviru: ^
WiJohn: @FurthestChunk Someone's not familiar with the Book of UwU
TXC2:
of course not, the bible is in Latin
Gekyouryuu: @FurthestChunk Pretty sure saw and chair are
Haroldholmes25: massacre girl mode activated
Stratavarius: Even base 13 for 1 energy is good
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TXC2: so darkness?
SnackPak_:
Diabore: ive never taken the lens
Haroldholmes25: this event is cool
Diabore: 13 is so much max hp
hyalopterous: That's like a free upgrade
WiJohn: Who needs max hp, you're never taking damage
FurthestChunk: I have never used the potion
FurthestChunk: It spooks me
tekn0shaman: the description of the lighthouse event gives me Sunless Seas vibes
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CaptainSpam: Sorry, we STAB constructs in this house.
TXC2:
anti-light is making me wonder if there are anti-photons, 'cause I don't think there are
BraveOthello: @TXC2 Photons are their own antiparticle
TXC2: BraveOthello ok then ,thank you
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Coloneljesus: hey chat
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bbblehh: #myleech
goombalax: my word
TXC2: literal purple prose
CaptainSpam: Status: Your gast has been flabbered.
BlueFingers5: arch btw?
TXC2: or thinking a quote from Gargoyles sounds like Shakespeare
tdapenguin: so: TRANS RIGHTS
goombalax: it is pretty funny to see people taking dril posts as life philosopy
Gekyouryuu: Look, 14 years ago we said that kind of writing was epic because we were all idiots. NOW we say it's epic because we're self aware idiots and it's a bit
alder_iris: those posts still get circulated to uproarious applause
Gekyouryuu: I'm aware.
raulghoulia: discard you say
Szyael: Gambling? Im in!
Grimnus: Chip so good
Haroldholmes25: yeah this is the run
alder_iris: the people are genuine im afraid
TXC2: they do, in fact, keep making new dumbass 14 year olds
detectiveYarmas: chip so good with sly deck we got going
silenceaux: Every year, an entirely new crop
alder_iris: People gotta stop being 14
TheMerricat: That sort of writing was around when your granny was a twinkle in her dad's eye, it's not that it's ever changed, it's that the older you get, the further along the spectrum of "Awesome, CRINGE, cringe, AWESOME" you go.
ContingentCat: @alder_iris good news, it only lasts a year! bad news, then they become 15 year olds
TXC2: TheMerricat same as it ever was
raulghoulia: row row fight the power
Haroldholmes25: these rats are so cooked
TXC2: raulghoulia Merrily merrily fuck the po-lice
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TXC2:
pleonasticTautology 
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 hello!
pleonasticTautology: also hi wheeler and chat
Juliamon: hello chat I am late, is it shiv o'clock or did we go a different direction?
TheMerricat: @Juliamon We went shiv and got bodied.
Juliamon: oofa
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raulghoulia: wheeler got T bozzed by that waterfall
Coloneljesus: sounds like bodied
couchboyj: Ya know what they say, it's always Shiv O'Clock somewhere.
anandapandas: thanks for the gift sub!
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I mean, can you really be more bodied than dead?
pleonasticTautology: @anandapandas no problem!
pleonasticTautology: i'm in a good mood and excited for april so i wanted to share some of that joy
TXC2: that's wholly up to you Wheeler
Juliamon: Only if you want to split your focus that way
Coloneljesus: read them before the stream
Diabore: during is a lot easier with multi person streams
Grimnus: Up to you, streamer preference really
ContingentCat: You do you, it's fine either way
TheMerricat: Do you think you'd be distracted from reading the cards if you caught subs live?
couchboyj: Yeah, Streamer preference
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pleonasticTautology: just for an instance of yourself that reads the subs on a different channel
pleonasticTautology: *fork
Cptasparagus: I don't even put my notification out when I resub because I dont care to be named
SimGuy3k: I don't want to be perceived, even when I sub
oyleslyck: I don't need the validation so I hide sub motifications too
pleonasticTautology: if i wanted wheeler to say my full government, i have a crisp $20 (us) in my wallet and i know how to get to the island
Juliamon: I sit on my notif in case it's needed for tech issues (like James' sub notifier being too loud yesterday)
ContingentCat: I get the 'he said my name!' at the end just as much, I regularly don't share it
underhill33: byg fysh
Haroldholmes25:
you're gonna hate it in a sec 
Invitare: I can look at quite a lot of it in fact
TXC2: this looks like a fish from a Science class poster
pleonasticTautology: wait i'm older than you???
SnackPak_: ilu you weird firsh
Coloneljesus: that should make a mainstream comback
Juliamon: hell yeah, translucent Frutiger Aero era
ContingentCat: the transparent gameboy colours were so good
tdapenguin: i enjoy hearing subs mid-stream when the sub comment is relefant to what's happening on-screen
Cptasparagus: 1991 was a solid year
Gekyouryuu: 91? I'm *older* than you?!
ArtDecoSunburn: 1991? Jeez. Way to make me feel ancient, Wheeler.
fjordsword: 91 kid here, had that see through purple Gameboy... nothing tops it
GedankenPalast_:
<- born 1991 and I have the purple see through Gameboy Color
Sogheim: I bought a purple see through handheld recently. I am a sucker for it, too
pleonasticTautology: i turn 37 in a week and a day
ContingentCat: huh TIL i'm the same age as Wheeler
Mr_Horrible: @GedankenPalast_ likewise on all counts
TXC2: I had the see through PS1 controller, shit was tight
Cptasparagus: @GedankenPalast_ the first thing I did when I got my switch was replace case with a clear jungle green case mod
Juliamon: I only didn't have the see-thru GBC because I had the Pokemon Yellow GBC
ContingentCat: 91 isn't that old
pleonasticTautology: i do love translucent colored plastic
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology huh, just 18 days for my 37th
ArtDecoSunburn: Poor Wheeler has no memories of George H. W. Bush vomiting on the prime minister of Japan.
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 april birthdays let's goooooooooooooo
GedankenPalast_: @Cptasparagus Uhh, nice
silenceaux: Nimble dodge & roll is lovely.
Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology I miss that era of Apple computers
ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology That whole fruit era of PCs was pretty nifty.
Haroldholmes25:
pleonasticTautology:
@Mr_Horrible i couldn't get one of those macs but that era made me want a mac; got my first one in 2025
pleonasticTautology: err, 2005
CaptainSpam: We've forgotten more about our culture than you'll ever forget in your life!
Cptasparagus: you can get horked on in VR?
ContingentCat: this is quite a time
pleonasticTautology: @Cptasparagus yes
TXC2: what an Age we "live" in
ArtDecoSunburn: @Cptasparagus Isn't that the promise of technology?
Coloneljesus: it's quite expensive tho
Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology I was in a small-ish school but we were lucky enough to have a computer lab with them, so they're embedded in my brain because that's where I learned to touch-type
Cptasparagus: @ArtDecoSunburn I see Big Zuck's vision now
pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible hell yeah let's goooo
pleonasticTautology: i agree, it IS funnier
TXC2: the true Madden doesn't use the Eraser
FurthestChunk: hm
ArtDecoSunburn: @Cptasparagus I went to college with him. I've met wilted cucumber sandwiches with more vision.
silenceaux: He has great consistency but idk about the flavour
TriseAlpha: Mega Goodra
Spades_Slicc: I love how interesting Boss Relics are now
raulghoulia: each combat?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing?
Mr_Horrible:
@ArtDecoSunburn I can't remember which program we used but I do remember it wasn't that 
the_brainfist:
Howdy! How's the game treating you?
ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology Happy one week until the day before your birthday.
TXC2: hello the_brainfist welcome
Mr_Horrible: did have Reader Rabbit Teaches Typing at home tho, at one point
Mr_Horrible: oh that's cool
Mr_Horrible: it can be an incidental removal
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Because I was born in 1982, we had weekly computer lab that consisted solely of "Oregon Trail."
Grimnus: Yeah is interesting
warkr0: i feel like it pretty consistently steals your "best" card
GedankenPalast_: yea, you can get rid of cards that way. Super cool idea
Spades_Slicc: I've never had a card I didn't want stolen
pleonasticTautology: i'm really excited to play sts2 when it's done and on the switch
Grimnus: It doesnt grab starter cards to my knowledge, but is still nice
Mr_Horrible:
@ArtDecoSunburn "kids gotta know how to shoot too much virtual buffalo" 
silenceaux: I genuinely feel they have improved in all ways on the original.
Gekyouryuu: I like that it re-adds the card, too, if you have relics that care, like the one last run that gave 15 gold per card
Mr_Horrible: they've ziploc'd the gameplay
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
Mr_Horrible: 'night TXC2
GedankenPalast_:
@TXC2 Good night 
goombalax: lotta bugs trying to avail themselves around here
ArtDecoSunburn: Good night.
Grimnus: Block for days
Flyingdelorion: Good night @TXC2
Haroldholmes25: yeah he's bouncing on it
Mr_Horrible: it's the millipede centipede (2nd sequence)
Easilycrazyhat: "Wriggle me this, Flapman"
Gekyouryuu: It was nice of WotC to reveal what's for sure my favorite card in the new set so early. Doesn't matter if anything cooler comes out, I've got my favorite.
Jundinator: <message deleted>Hi chat. Has wheeler seen scryfall for the April fools goofs
Juliamon: It's today in Aus
warkr0: tell that to the scryfall devs
onanimasu: Need acrobatics to do Cart Wheelers
Spades_Slicc: In europe and asia it's april fools
Jundinator: <message deleted>Exactly.
Spades_Slicc: parts of europe
Juliamon: but also fuck April Fool's
Jundinator: <message deleted>Wheeler thats what I said when I saw it
CaptainSpam: Today was already yesterday in Australia.
Juliamon: we've spent the last, what, decade being fools already
TriseAlpha:
Isn't it always today everywhere?
Jundinator: <message deleted>@juliamon but its all 90s and retro
Mr_Horrible: April Fools is a neutral force, it can be used for both good and ill
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible It was the highlight of every third Thursday. Nothing like breaking wagon axles and contracting diphtheria to build character.
FurthestChunk: oh no he's going for an act two elite
Spades_Slicc: a second act 2 elite
Jundinator: <message deleted>Meanwhile Wotc finally just did the unthinkable. Reprint basically ancestral recall
Mr_Horrible: but are they summoning it in face-down defense position?
Jundinator: <message deleted>And breach the intent of the reserved list
FurthestChunk: what's wotc
raulghoulia: is wheeler more a bel, a biv, or a devoe?
TheMerricat: @FurthestChunk Wizards of the Coast - AKA the sub-company that is behind Magic, under Hasbro
Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk Wife Oi'd like To Congratulate
warkr0: impressive
FurthestChunk: @TheMerricat what's hasbro
RatherLargeToad: they really did not. I’m not even sure if that card is even good outside of limited
TheMerricat: @FurthestChunk A company that makes Monopoly games.
Spades_Slicc: We don't have to think about mtg at all during other card games
Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk not much, what's has with you, bro?
FurthestChunk: @TheMerricat what's monopoly
warkr0: @Mr_Horrible good joke
CaptainSpam: Do you even has, bro?
TheMerricat: @FurthestChunk The best game for breaking up with your loved ones ever developed.
BlueFingers5: No they checked the rules airbud style, nothing says they can't reprint reserved list cards on one half of the text box.
Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat I'm honestly really enjoying the juxtaposition of earnestness levels in these responses
FurthestChunk: @TheMerricat what's game
TheMerricat:
@Mr_Horrible 
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Nothing like placing hotels on St. James Place to test a relationship's mettle.
RatherLargeToad: a horrible pile of secrets?
couchboyj: @TheMerricat Someone's never played Dimplomacy
Gekyouryuu: @Mr_Horrible Beat me to it, cause I type slower on mobile
warkr0: seems deece
Haroldholmes25: just deleted those bugs
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu twitch on mobile means you're the strongest chatter here
Grimnus: Mr Bee at it again
detectiveYarmas: you got a great build for this fight
KatNBows: Its mr bees!
warkr0: i think we match up good into this guy, no?
Mr_Horrible: "whatever. go, my bee."
warkr0: we dont really use attacks
the_brainfist: Mr. Bee!
Xhirup: beeeeeesss!!!!
ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj It's not true love unless you can survive playing "The Campaign For North Africa" together.
FurthestChunk: bees, my god
hyalopterous: poison is actually go against this guy
Haroldholmes25: honestly you successfully teched for the bee
Gekyouryuu: @Mr_Horrible Only until I get back home
Grimnus: But yeah the decks pretty well suited against him
couchboyj: @ArtDecoSunburn The real challenge there is finishing the game before you die of old age
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible I'm typing on a Blackberry? Does that mean I've ascended? Or that I'm dead?
ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj "We were so close to boiling the Italian troops' pasta water." (Expires at age 90 before turn 3)
Grimnus: Casual 56 block
Invitare: and when you deck barks it shoots bees?
Mr_Horrible: @ArtDecoSunburn I personally prefer physical keyboards, so IDK where that lies (that is also assuming blackberries still have those)
ContingentCat:
but the bees love you
Grimnus: Crab time
underhill33:
Mr_Horrible:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible My phone has 39 physical buttons. It's great.
The_Timo: Oh a fun one
ForOhForError: ah, crab
CrossXhunteR: have you named your own big meaty claws?
warkr0: it shows you the increased damage number
Gekyouryuu: @CrossXhunteR Poncho and Lefty
larryoftheveil: exactsies block v v v value
Invitare: that's a big number
The_Timo: if only you had 110 block now lol
Grimnus: What a turn to get no way to turn around
warkr0: lmao
Mr_Horrible: I think I can now guess why that one is "Rocket"
FurthestChunk: and no way to turn around...
Spades_Slicc: and no way to turn around : (
Haroldholmes25:
this draw was pretty unkind 
warkr0: oh so thats how he got his name
TriseAlpha: Rocket Punch!
Mr_Horrible: sees someone get hit by an ICBM: "oh my god are you okay?"
Coloneljesus: it's just a flesh wound
Invitare: double the block, twice the fall
Grimnus: Pretty clean crab fight
Mr_Horrible: real "i'm in danger" moments
Invitare: but at what cost?
Haroldholmes25: the classic
Mr_Horrible: afterimage my beloved
Spades_Slicc: I'm not sure we have time for crab
SnackPak_: thatll happen
ArtDecoSunburn: @Spades_Slicc (state of Maryland takes offense to this)
Diabore: sup vakuu
TriseAlpha: Thank you for subscribing to CrabFacts...
Mr_Horrible: One must imagine Sisyphus going infinite
Spades_Slicc: Why would you want to get rid of the Neutr?
thaigeprime: chip remains goated
warkr0: i think neutralize isn't really great without weakness synergies
Mr_Horrible: it's a very low opportunity cost, but not 0 opportunity cost
onanimasu: Neutralize would be better in a poison run with envenoms and snecko skull
thaigeprime: what flavor of chip is gambling chip? bbq? salt and vinegar?
r10pez10: hello mister wheeler
TriseAlpha: clay with a hint of silicon
r10pez10: oh it's break
r10pez10: did we play the slire
Scarbble: @thaigeprime surely it's something like picking a chip out of a bowl that someone's just poured several different bags into
thaigeprime: @TriseAlpha bougie
TriseAlpha: @thaigeprime Very artisinal, yea
onanimasu: @thaigeprime doritos roulette
pleonasticTautology: welcome back
r10pez10: congrats i think
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pleonasticTautology: [phil ken sebben voice] not there, there! haha, there.
Haroldholmes25: think you might be onto omething
pleonasticTautology: i mean it's— the block-on-card is footwork, right?
GhostValv: Wheeler making good decks D:
thaigeprime:
Coloneljesus: famous last words
pleonasticTautology: and you get 32 next turn???
pleonasticTautology: g-ddamn
r10pez10: but pushing your luck is the best part
onanimasu: Mom! Why does Wheeler get 118 block?
TriseAlpha: Megablocks are poisonous?
thaigeprime: just need to phone the ironclad for a barricade loner
Coloneljesus: we drag our lock by a leash
FurthestChunk: how's Ben's Exeggutor doing
Coloneljesus: luck*
FurthestChunk: @Coloneljesus no no you were right the first time
wiigamer1995: is that mulligan a base feature or a relic?
thaigeprime: relic
FurthestChunk: Relic
FurthestChunk: We got da chip
r10pez10: -- my cat, probably
r10pez10: gamers love it when their max health goes down
n3ther: scroll of bite me, you won't
Haroldholmes25: they do be biting
hyalopterous: This guy is great
wiigamer1995: 69 hp nice
Scarbble: nice
Haroldholmes25: nice
wiigamer1995: whats the green line past runs?
Scarbble: you can write on the map now
wiigamer1995: oh neat
n3ther: it really enhances the multiplayer experience
n3ther:
And you'll never guess the first thing people draw on the map
Mr_Horrible:
oh so you hate pancakes? 
n3ther: @Mr_Horrible he hates pancakges
n3ther: pancakes even
r10pez10: pancakges
n3ther:
my shame
FurthestChunk: pancakges
Invitare: it's a shame you can't keep the block
FurthestChunk: !speling
Haroldholmes25: toxic streamer strikes again
FurthestChunk: oh we don't have that here
r10pez10: MINOR SPELING MISTAKE DETECTED
FurthestChunk: thank you
Coloneljesus: good joke streamer
CrossXhunteR: BOIL
Mr_Horrible: sometimes you just have to let the joke out
FurthestChunk: +2
n3ther: had to make the KH reference Eh
Mr_Horrible: otherwise it'll upset your Humours
onanimasu: Gorsh
raulghoulia: Disney cancelled Sora
goatprince: BOYLE
FurthestChunk: it has in fact altered his brain chemistry
thaigeprime: did somebody mention the door to darkness?
FurthestChunk: when's kh2
Mr_Horrible: "DON'T GIVE UP!"
Mr_Horrible: it's actually happening right now
FurthestChunk: oh hell yeah
r10pez10: oh crap matt's here
Mr_Horrible: he's playing it on the other monitor
raulghoulia: which KH game is a card game?
Jaesnek: This is surely not my card, but it is my Spire
CrossXhunteR:
chain of memories IS a card game 
The_Timo: @FurthestChunk Klay the Hire 2?
goatprince: i'm simple AND clean
Scarbble: @raulghoulia chain of memories
FurthestChunk: @raulghoulia chain of memories and it sucks
CrossXhunteR: @FurthestChunk it might be the longest KH game. and we all know game length equals quality
Mr_Horrible: chain of memories has some really cool stuff and cool fights (esp the Re:Chain edition) but it is a *GRIND*
Spades_Slicc: You should consider playing Dream Drop Distance
goatprince: what's this bout a chain of mammories?
onanimasu: Birth by Sleep
RatherLargeToad:
would work for is this your card 
r10pez10: two steps from eden
FurthestChunk: we don't have to reach down to the bottom of the barrel
CrossXhunteR: @Spades_Slicc going 1 to DDD is like a caveman being thawed out in modern day
Mr_Horrible: "Tonight on AFK, Graham, Heather, and Ben all have to watch me play Chain of Memories on a GBA. Like, over my shoulder and everything."
CrossXhunteR: netrunner?
goatprince: likecanasta
Coloneljesus: such as Magic: The Gathering?
wiigamer1995:
name 2 
The_Timo: Solitaire?
Spades_Slicc: @CrossXhunteR I don't mean like, play next. Just consider playing it eventually
FurthestChunk: like i think bossman would rather reach for the dark vileplume than chain of memories
couchboyj:
Got any RAGE cards?
y33roy: The star wars card game from the 90s?
Mr_Horrible:
Magic's merely atrocious
thaigeprime: yeah when are we getting the austin powers tcg on is this your card
Coloneljesus: @CrossXhunteR apparently that one didn't go terribly well
Mr_Horrible: howzabout some Universal Fighting System?
Jaesnek: Pressing buttons is fun
Spinballwizard: Decipher's Star Wars CCG?
r10pez10: skip-bo when
FurthestChunk: @Coloneljesus it was good it just hit FNPF levels of backseating in chat
Spades_Slicc: Is this Wheeler's first bridge?
thaigeprime: me when Im at the golden corral
Mr_Horrible: I swear this event always targets the things you want to keep with pinpoint precision
Diabore: Ah this fucking bridge
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SnackPak_: I love this event
rXpCH: Do you like flesh & blood? (Not the community)
Grimnus: Yes its just a reroll on what gets removed
goatprince: kick the door! kick it again!
Coloneljesus: @FurthestChunk i heard. apparently by the game's maintainers
Mr_Horrible: "It's that stupid fucking bridge that I hate"
FurthestChunk: the bridge that makes you throw your flask off it
Invitare: Knock knock
XenoPenumbra: You have been shown THE DOOR
Desruprot:
raulghoulia: you cant just ask someone why theyre a door
silenceaux: I love that bridge event, it catches a lot of people
RAZRBCK08: That bridge is annoying
Mr_Horrible: I'm more concerned with why the door is hitting us for 25
FurthestChunk: @Mr_Horrible uncomfortable knob
ArtDecoSunburn: @Spinballwizard When I was in middle school, that was the game in my area. No one played Magic. I played Age of Empires and Sim City.
Mr_Horrible: @FurthestChunk never seen a doorknob that slices my shit smoove off but here we are, I guess
The_Timo: I hate this boss
Mr_Horrible: I'm sensing a pattern with this man's gameplay
Invitare: deck seems good
thaigeprime: god a blur wouldve gone so hard in this deck
Gekyouryuu: Prepare? We in Strixhaven already?
goatprince: who is she...?
RatherLargeToad: Nose
Coloneljesus: she makes doors
Mr_Horrible:
Mr_Horrible: get ye flask
detectiveYarmas: hope we can make it to part 3
Coloneljesus: boss refuses to elaborate, leaves
Mr_Horrible: I feel like this could be reasonably described as "Sicko Mode"
r10pez10: imagine poking your head around a corner and a tiny mouse kicks the shit out of your nose
TriseAlpha: Engines are go
goatprince: we call this play sequence the 'haze code'
The_Timo: And start again lol
Getter404: Phases?
Invitare: at least we know why it's called Door now
y33roy: He'll be back
Mr_Horrible: yeah, dunno if this is set phases or if it's like bronze guardian
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Frank Lloyd Wright would have done that if he could have. Didn't care if his houses were uncomfortable as long as they looked spectacular.
thaigeprime: it looks pretty locked up
Getter404: why would you say that...
Coloneljesus: is there an achievement for X turns in a combat?
Mr_Horrible:
Wheeler you gotta keep that thought inside where the universe can't here it 
XenoPenumbra: Uh huh
RatherLargeToad: Maybe hurbis
goatprince: well now he's done it!
The_Timo: seems like you got the right deck for this one yeah lol
r10pez10: !clip
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Grimnus: Hubris on full display smh
goatprince: he's stated a fact!
WiJohn: Well, that's really up to Nemesis to decide isn't it?
hyalopterous: That's cuz you're not playing on the beta branch
FurthestChunk: i have demonstrated a loop please concede
XenoPenumbra: Gonna look silly when the other guy plays Exodia
n3ther: opponent fear my block, fear it
ArtDecoSunburn: I'd love to see you respond to some of those games with shared decks, Wheeler.
CrossXhunteR: you're playing riftbound?
tycoonbosh: But have we considered that the devs could be watching and backdoor something in, just to mess with your confidence?
thaigeprime: is the block capped at 999 like in sts 1?
Mr_Horrible: oh cool it keeps the poison
Invitare: oh what big teeth you have
onanimasu: Poison via bouncing on it crazy style
raulghoulia: how do they plan on biting you from the other side of the door?
thaigeprime: its the most over its ever been
Coloneljesus: @raulghoulia they open the door?
thaigeprime: doormaker needs to learn they can concede at any time
Mr_Horrible: god a good silent run feels so cool
Coloneljesus: power move would've been to not play any card this turn
CrossXhunteR: can you butt blast
Haroldholmes25: cool cool cool
Coloneljesus: let's see if you block this?
thaigeprime: was that the first silent run
r10pez10: did you win
Stardackk: Id like to think the boss just looks at your block and just gives up
Getter404: What determines your damage here, has the internet figured that out yet?
TriseAlpha: Yamcha pose
Coloneljesus: silent = peta
y33roy: Cause this game is all memes
Mr_Horrible: peeetah the architect is heah
Coloneljesus: was this the first win? 2nd?
onanimasu: Epoch win
detectiveYarmas: @Coloneljesus first silent win
Coloneljesus: and total?
onanimasu: Jackpot is love
The_Timo: Jackpot is fun
Mr_Horrible: BZZZZT aw dangit
onanimasu: Let's go Gambling~
The_Timo: Is Upgraded Jackpot class cards?
raulghoulia: really big shiv
Mr_Horrible: setting up a big multihit seems cool
y33roy: Yes
Mr_Horrible: "This is a bottle full of knives - and it's still better than a pepsi!"
r10pez10: i love the placeholder arts
onanimasu: We're gonna need a big spire
y33roy: That card got memed so bad
the_walloper: ah yes the best card in the game is here
y33roy: The viper
Getter404: It also ticks down twice, so you need to already be snowballing
Grimnus: Yeah it speeds it all up
onanimasu: Hell yeah science
n3ther: accelerant is key for a poison deck
y33roy: Upgraded is 2 times
WiJohn: That is how it works yes
TriseAlpha: Yup.
Grimnus: Very fitting name
Coloneljesus: enemy melter 9000
y33roy: You'll love regent then
onanimasu: RIP watcher my beloved
n3ther: no silent you're too cute, don't die
thaigeprime: D:
Vorrenthalla: The Watcher aka The only way you *can't* play Slay the Spire 2
Spades_Slicc: Yeah the discard deck goes hard
Coloneljesus: had to keep a reason to play sts1
goatprince: the watcherrrrr
n3ther: @Coloneljesus 5Head
Spades_Slicc: Honestly I wish we had none of the original characters
thaigeprime: second run
CrossXhunteR: can they get rid of the silent right now
thaigeprime: as a treat
n3ther: i actually kind of like that
Haroldholmes25: hell yeah they added ripping boosters
Coloneljesus: welfare in my sts? they went woke
onanimasu: Meal Ticket aka I ain't gonna rest ever again
y33roy: All elite card gaming?
Grimnus: Elite route lets go
Coloneljesus: 1 elite only?
TriseAlpha: Slug Monster used Lick! It was not very effective.
onanimasu: I love the new elites
Coloneljesus: nah, genuine question lol
CrossXhunteR: i believe in you
Mr_Horrible: one of them's full of bees
wiigamer1995: 3 gold pogg
thaigeprime: stop elite shaming
y33roy: His name is Mr Bees
Mr_Horrible: I don't wanna talk to that guy
onanimasu: I like how the elite relics are themed around the elite mobs
wiigamer1995: how cana you pass up 3 gold
XenoPenumbra: DR bees, he went to college
BloodnBullets: Wait, you dont still get a relic?
y33roy: You do but the relics are less good than cards
the_brainfist: Elites IIRC also have increased rare chance in their card rewards.
onanimasu: @y33roy Never speak to me or my relic hoarding son
Coloneljesus: imo the elites in act 1 are ok. act 2 tho....
3 raiders from DreadQueen_Persephone have joined!
thaigeprime: still rather deal with any elite from this game than fight gremlin nob though
onanimasu: welcome raiderz
y33roy: Thank God there's no nob on act 1
thaigeprime:
n3ther: the big MOMMA
TWCblank: @y33roy no, he's just in act 3 now in spirit EZ
silenceaux: It's gonna happen
onanimasu: I love Lagavulin, it's great for slowroller Power fiends
y33roy: @TWCblank Yeah the experiment is literally 3 slay the spire 1 bosses in a trench coat i love it
hyalopterous: @y33roy 3 elites
rentar42:
is toggling the upgrade the equivalent of flicking your cards? 
Haroldholmes25: need 4 speed spire drift
onanimasu: Brain Leech has immaculate head game
r10pez10: local thunk
onanimasu: Cerebral sloppy
Mr_Horrible: that's probably worth more than 2 gold
Coloneljesus: Deltron 3030 mentioned
DerLighter: Always upgrade Flick-flack
ToxicAtomKai: wheelus on the spire?
onanimasu: Speedster I hardly know her
ToxicAtomKai: oh you're not on beta branch, flick-flack lowkey busted
rentar42: for some reason the speedster has heavy "stand in art" feel, despite actually looking good. I'm curious what it'll look like in 1.0
DerLighter: Yeah but flick-flack is funny name
BloodnBullets: Speedster is a lot of potential damage, if the deck comes together.
Scarbble: how dare you put that in my head wheeler
Ratosai: This monster looks like it gives birth to Gloinks
r10pez10: i know that's from the simpsons but i wonder if that's an actual hymn
r10pez10: oh it's real
Haroldholmes25:
y33roy: Ow
devilcultivator: Sir, there's joy doen in your heart its clogging a vital artery...its terminal
onanimasu: glow water fucks
dagoth__ur_: beautiful
thaigeprime: bag of prep lets goooo
TriseAlpha: Weird Rat used Rabies! It was suaekjuhikuh
onanimasu: He's calling all the warriors
EvilBadman: Just tuning in, is Sly Madness 0 for lack of a better example?
hyalopterous: Warriors, come out an play
EvilBadman: Spicy
Grimnus: May want to read that debuff you got
onanimasu: Madness 0 but playing it is mandatory for edge cases where that might be bad
r10pez10: sligh
y33roy: The most anti wheeler mob
Spades_Slicc: Check your debuffs
Gekyouryuu: autism
onanimasu: spectrumaxxing
n3ther:
jabisbad: that explanation could really do with a lab man in it
r10pez10: lmao
DerLighter: Accessibility Champion?
Mr_Horrible:
as the premier autism pilot of LRR...
FurthestChunk: dog hiding shitty behaviour behind autism fuckin' sucks
EvilBadman: Yeah I asked for the quick and dirty explanation, lol
Gekyouryuu: @Mr_Horrible Autism Pilot? those are called Train Conductors
Coloneljesus: freaks...
thaigeprime: horrifying
onanimasu: that sounds horrifying but I respect it
TriseAlpha: Dear gods, the poor bastards...
DerLighter: That shit is crazy
devilcultivator: Not playing enough social interaction in their maindeck
tajessa: I genuinely shuddered
n3ther: "you live like this..."
FurthestChunk: "oh i can't help it i have autism" is the worst excuse of all time
Gekyouryuu: "Don't come for me, Argentina."
iPsyop: don't just uproot my carefully planned daily life like that.
tipulsar85: I have cats, they're very interactive.
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu and god bless them and keep them
FurthestChunk: genuinely one of my biggest pet peeves lmao
n3ther: flick flack is fun to say
n3ther: flick flack
r10pez10: flick flack
TriseAlpha: nice
thaigeprime: flick flack
n3ther: I'll calculate your gamble if you know what I mean
wiigamer1995: madness silent
thaigeprime: @n3ther please elaborate
n3ther:
I'll leave that to the reader's discretion
FurthestChunk: this deck would love the chip
hyalopterous: who up calculating they gamble
onanimasu: I wish flick flack hit twice on upgrade. right now we just flacking
thaigeprime:
TriseAlpha: Mommy Moth
Coloneljesus: whiskysnail
Haroldholmes25: shhh they sleepy
wiigamer1995: is this not a crab?
thaigeprime: lagubagudingdong
onanimasu: Lagavulin 222
y33roy: 10
Haroldholmes25: 10 yeah
thaigeprime: ye
TriseAlpha: 10 ya
y33roy: It triggers on extra cards you draw only
onanimasu: I'd give someone's left nut for a relicuary tower
silenceaux:
It might be a matter of during your turn / before your turn. 
n3ther: because it counts as part of your initial hand draw I think
Coloneljesus: cancel sts
n3ther: mhm
r10pez10: lmao
n3ther: we won't be forgetting this sleight
tajessa: I snorted my coffee thanks
n3ther: slight fuck me
n3ther: I hate everything
onanimasu:
thaigeprime: typo in the group chat get their ass
iPsyop: somebody had a splelling error ?
Juliamon: parnets alert
r10pez10: holy shit
n3ther:
wiigamer1995: o7
Vorrenthalla: This boss feels like a Damage Per Turn check
DETHTRX: I won’t be forgetting this sleigh
nymistrya: Momlavugin really does have hands
thaigeprime:
erm the narwhal bacons at midnight good sir, I tip my hat to you
y33roy: Nope lol
onanimasu: rude
DETHTRX: lol
TriseAlpha: One would think...
tajessa: o7
Mr_Horrible: another W for working moms
WiJohn: Yeah that bug sucks
DETHTRX: sts2 seems harder than 1
Coloneljesus: they can't all be bangers
silenceaux: Cut in half.
Coloneljesus: are we doing one character per stream?
thaigeprime: when your 4 dex down but they dont stop sucking
onanimasu: I like that you always get Neow blessing even if you don't hit act 1 boss now tho
y33roy: Regent
y33roy: ?
Haroldholmes25: da star man
Coloneljesus: short king
Haroldholmes25: yeah
wiigamer1995: are you gonna do coop with ben?
wiigamer1995:
nymistrya: Our short gay king, hell yeah.
Invitare:
thaigeprime:
excited for next stream so you can play your self insert character
DETHTRX: the animations are so clean
r10pez10: how does co-op even work
e_bloc: what if it was with beej
Coloneljesus: coop? you mean backseating in real time?
farley_f: well there goes my suggestion of “is this your stream”
y33roy: It's harder mobs, everyone takes their turn at the same time, sometimes you can throw potions
thaigeprime: its beej
r10pez10: interesting
e_bloc: everyone loves beej
farley_f: more letters in the name - Ben vs Beej
y33roy: 2 players is also harder than 3 or 4 lol
TriseAlpha: That's fun
n3ther: I hardly know 'er
thaigeprime: bout to shiv all over
TriseAlpha: Moar Dakka
r10pez10: sts2 pvp when
onanimasu: Shiv run is delightful
iPsyop: finisher is honestly kinda messed up lol..
Mr_Horrible: uh oh, he's being represented by a Simple Bead
e_bloc: finisher shivrun sounds like a 90's rapper
Mr_Horrible: they should hide it less
n3ther: no, no it should be more obvious
onanimasu: Blade Dance having exhaust is an understandable nerf (derogatory)
r10pez10: oh no the trees are hot
thaigeprime: they just like me fr fr
farley_f: oh yeah you should see your character if you eat the mushroom and gain max health
e_bloc: wait you think its hidden
Firewhiskers: We. Are the Crystal Fruits.
Churchycol: wheeler on the far right run I see
e_bloc: hide just enough to not get a warning rating on it
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nymistrya: The Danny Vantom!?
onanimasu: Vantom from Not A Drop to Drink Season 4 where they play Wraith
FurthestChunk: the sword sucks so bad lmao
y33roy: Isnt it only 1 strength lol
Haroldholmes25: I think it's 3?
thaigeprime: Ill never recover from this
Haroldholmes25: but no spoilies
farley_f: I wonder if the ink lets are guaranteed when you have vantom as the boss
Sibwow: sword is great
Haroldholmes25:
Paranundrox: I love the sword but also shocking for Chunk to be anti-sword in a lake
Sibwow: chunk hates mods
FurthestChunk: @Paranundrox it's one specific sword in a lake that i like!!!
TriseAlpha: Nice slice
Haroldholmes25: yeah it's the arthurian legend excalibur thing
FurthestChunk: mood
Coloneljesus: aren't all magic takes are bad
r10pez10: when you vaguely mention that you like one thing and you always get gifts related to that thing forever
ContingentCat:
unless you're making fun of them
tajessa:
Haroldholmes25:
n3ther: Aware
e_bloc: what if it's just margaret thatcher and also just about how incredibly evil she is
ArtDecoSunburn: Talking about Americans is fine, though, right? We like to be the center of attention.
r10pez10: magic is fun
thaigeprime: this guy is beating your ass
ContingentCat: @e_bloc UK's best gender neutral bathroom lol
e_bloc: @ContingentCat oh I like this
Firewhiskers: You in fact did kill that mushroom in any way that mattered.
tajessa: ok I'll bite, can we talk about Australians
ForOhForError: Gambit 👀
Coloneljesus: @Firewhiskers psst... he comes back next run
r10pez10: there's like two of us tajessa
Haroldholmes25: the swift enchantment is neat
Invitare: We shouldn't talk about Thatcher. If you say her name too much she might come back
tajessa: @r10pez10 then surely we are safe and will never catch any strays
PMAvers: I mean, if she comes back, she can get slain again and they can bury her a second time, creating a second outdoor toilet.
y33roy: It's time to oil up
Coloneljesus: sts1 veterans does the merchant have lore?
Firewhiskers: Kiwis rock too
Mr_Horrible: they're palette swaps
FurthestChunk: Alolan Wheeler...
e_bloc: I'm always rooting for australians
nymistrya: But will all the piss act as a buff or mutagent too her? Oh god have we created our worst enemy
Mr_Horrible: the ermac to your noob saibot
TriseAlpha: These little axolotls looks cold
tajessa: @e_bloc i see what you did there
onanimasu: @TriseAlpha we warm them up with shiv
tajessa: the answer to any question is always more shiv
FurthestChunk: i am starting to think this build isn't the best
onanimasu: Infinite Blades now we cookin
Firewhiskers: @onanimasu Item Crash
Earthenone: ? could be anything, even an elite
Earthenone:
r10pez10: pretty good
DETHTRX: birds in sts tend to get swole over time
tajessa: Noice
n3ther: wow
r10pez10: i can't ban myself
hyalopterous: nice
iPsyop: I'll let the mods clip it instead I guess =p
thaigeprime: toxic egg into adrenaline is crazy
Coloneljesus: act 4 boss is a canada goose
onanimasu: He big slippy
r10pez10: i have bad news about most clips
farley_f: maybe much like the Paul signal we need the jordynne signal emote
Coloneljesus: mod are contractually obligated to ban theambivalentagender
e_bloc: we all know only Adam is allowed to ban people on Tuesday
theambivalentagender: @Coloneljesus o7
aerohydra: adam doesnt ban them he just times them out
e_bloc: thats the joke
Coloneljesus: ban sounds funnier tho
tajessa: @spades_slicc perfection
e_bloc: would you stream if you got paid twice as much but no one ever watched or interacted
FurthestChunk: oh he don't know the last word on blade dance...
Coloneljesus: @e_bloc sounds like a win win
e_bloc:
@Coloneljesus
SnackPak_: lets go
Haroldholmes25: he's a fan of knives
DETHTRX: crazy card
r10pez10: good pun name
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I am a fan of knives.
thaigeprime: "would I do my job if it was easier and I got paid more"
e_bloc: damn thats a card
Xx_JAG_xX: that's just getting paid to play games
Strebenherz: what was that youtube again?
couchboyj: If no one is watching or reacting, you can really half ass it
r10pez10: oh yeah the prerecorded vlogs
y33roy: Lol
n3ther: aww he cares about us
TheFickleCat: Plus we had suprise angel on one of them
Churchycol: wheeler's chat is full of degen people
Churchycol: i am people, btw
TriseAlpha: sowwy
Coloneljesus: @Churchycol but are you degen?
n3ther: you know what they say, like streamer like chat
e_bloc: I mean you see the problem there right
Churchycol: @Coloneljesus 100%
definenull: The bar is way higher for us... Right?
e_bloc: stream with twitch chat and don't be surprised when you wake up with fleas
thaigeprime:
soup into finisher 
iPsyop: I love the banter with your chat, but the prerecorded drafts were actual bangers
r10pez10: good save streamer
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couchboyj: The bar for any random chat on Twitch is subterranean
Haroldholmes25: mm cheese
onanimasu: The Cheese Tax
hyalopterous: CHEEEEEEEESE
tajessa: big block of cheese day
DETHTRX: acrobatics the goat
farley_f: so this is the ch Paul room
PMAvers: Those free strikes doing work
Churchycol: love this spider
y33roy: Spider is insanely good
Getter404: Friend shaped
DETHTRX: Ben Wheeler when Zen Weaver comes in
r10pez10: they named a character after you?
onanimasu: Damn this spider more effective than any therapist I had
y33roy: Option 3 was to remove 2 for 200
n3ther: 3rd option removed 2 cards xd
Spades_Slicc: Would you have paid 250 gold to remove 2 cards?
farley_f: ah so the rival to angry zen master
DETHTRX: honestly I’m not a fan of removing cards in sts unless they’re curses
Haroldholmes25: not the bees
Coloneljesus: time to burn some bridges?
n3ther: bUrself
BloodnBullets: Oh this is bad.
Sibwow: you should take more bad cards so you have something to get rid of at bridhe more easier
hyalopterous: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
DETHTRX: you can usually draw through the strikes and defends
couchboyj: Bees?
farley_f: so this is the nick cage boss
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Xhirup: uhhhhhh
Coloneljesus:
Xhirup: take a quick look at your draw pile for us haha
onanimasu: EZ BEEZY
Coloneljesus: good deck
Xhirup: haha nice
BloodnBullets:
farley_f:
Dog_of_Myth:
DETHTRX: spooned
onanimasu: 2 runs make a right
TriseAlpha: Big Shiv Energy
GhostValv: other was the run, this is teh urn
smugfaec_: shiv build stays goated
Xhirup: yeee
Haroldholmes25: noooooooo
onanimasu: basically ancestral recall
thaigeprime: uh oh
Getter404: Well it was fun while it lasted
hyalopterous: This guy
measureofhope: Oh the elite that's not an elite
DETHTRX: like half the time I had a shiv run in sts1 the act 3 boss would be the timekeeper lol
Haroldholmes25: I have bad news
y33roy: LOL
The_Timo: Always 1 elite that counters a strat lol
DETHTRX: yea it’s a staple of slay the spire
frank_the_great: If Slay the Spire is so good, why isn't there a Slay the Spire 2? Now let me take a large sip of water
Coloneljesus: simply reroll the elite with a tarot card
TriseAlpha: First Bees and now this bughole
NazTMann: @The_Timo I have bad news for you...
DETHTRX: you will run into the guy who is made to counter your deck
tajessa: hateful
onanimasu: ye this guy is rude af
The_Timo: @NazTMann ?
DETHTRX: how quickly it falls apart lol
NazTMann: @The_Timo It's not an elite
onanimasu: If you have orange pellets tho he's so cake
TriseAlpha: Welp
Xhirup: maths?
hyalopterous: guy's not even an elite
spawnofhastur: it's kinda funny how there are a fair few normal fights that are as hard as elites
y33roy: Keep shivving
fjordsword: The game heard this was the run and decided to counterspell that
The_Timo: @NazTMann Ah assumed it was an elite ish type since its stronger than most normals
DETHTRX: I think you can get him
Earthenone:
i dident know wheelers name was actually hunter
r10pez10: not so zen weaver
Xhirup: run dying off (?) elite event it brutal
DETHTRX: oh it deals 0 lol
DETHTRX: my bad I thought they go down to 1
n3ther: You thought?
n3ther: ~sts 2 probably
TriseAlpha: Ah, the classic "oops! wrong build!" boss
thaigeprime: its a rough one
shortieXV: I have been getting rekt trying to learn Regent
Churchycol: "started a build around? guess we'll put you up against two elites in a row that counter you"
onanimasu: "You thought naw u thot"
measureofhope: You have enough time if you die again
r10pez10: ggs
EvilBadman: Changing the questions, right when you knew the answers
Coloneljesus: 590 block was neat
zurthroshak: My favorite character
n3ther: you can do some fun degenerate stuff in this game
Invitare: King btw
noSmokeFire: I really love the regent
GirlPainting: Hey Wheeler, what would you think of a magic format, where you have 6 players, all piloting the same 400 cards deck, similar to judges tower, but every player can only win when they achive a specific mission objective like "meld a card" or "make infenite mana to cast a 1 mana spell"
y33roy: It's energy
Churchycol: Regent is either gonna be your favorite or least favorite Wheeler
DETHTRX: he’s got no feet
Coloneljesus: regent has chat
onanimasu: he's only available in some areas, he's Regent locked
TriseAlpha: He's fun.
frank_the_great: He is half fun, half dodo
Churchycol: ggs thanks for the stream
Juliamon: Knockoff Bill Cipher
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !pride
Coloneljesus: @DETHTRX hooved creechure
Earthenone: !prime
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Coloneljesus: bit paying off big time
Xhirup: thanks for the stream!!
frank_the_great: What was this weekend?
EvilBadman: You have a not $5 thing arriving soonish
onanimasu: goobye
shortieXV: kisses
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun what would you think of a magic format, where you have 6 players, all piloting the same 400 cards deck, similar to judges tower, but every player can only win when they achive a specific mission objective like "meld a card" or "make infenite mana to cast a 1 mana spell"
The_Color_Twelve: it does just keep going
Desruprot: ooh Lords of Waterdeep fun game
onanimasu: Alex got great lore
BusTed: 🤔
Paranundrox: Lords is good. one of my first favorite boardgames
The_Color_Twelve: wait they patched the incest?
Mr_Horrible: this guy
shortieXV: *banjo removed*
EvilBadman: @shortieXV No, that's smash
onanimasu: Hit em with the wake up 2nd Cousin Super
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cheezweazl: I'm old
Coloneljesus: byeee
tajessa: byeeeee
thaigeprime: byee
onanimasu: see you in hell batman
ContingentCat: !next
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Trymantha: ahhhh the worst time to arrive
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