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Manae:
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Juliamon: love when the info doesn't update
TXC2: and now we play Will Mail time finish before the badger shows
knightWarrior82: second Tuesday?
CastleOtranto: "Is the stream starting on time?" "Yeah, the badger saw his shadow."
djalternative: they're just re-airing the vod from last night
lightfut: But what about third Tuesdays?
TXC2: that's thursday
TXC2: moneday oneday, tuesday twoday, wendsday who what where day? thursday the third day
BrowneePointz: OBS bein OBS
djalternative: if whatever april fools thing Arena is doing isn't gameplay, we can do cube draft
Mr_Horrible: that second generator could be from anything, Magic's got no boundaries anymore
TXC2:
djalternative it's having a ranked brawl queue without a free mulligan 
Aceviru: @TXC2 Okay this got me good haha
A_Dub888:
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TXC2: Here we GO!
Aceviru: IT'S MY FAVORITE DUO HOLY
TXC2: Hello Graham and Cori
Mr_Horrible: that's a long title
Coloneljesus: just got here what's happening?
BrowneePointz: Actually it says Let's Nope
lochnessseammonster:
BrowneePointz: which is somehow funnier
A_Dub888: Me me fooled
SnackPak_: that was a pretty good Wheeler
v_nome: I assume the second generator is just our turn 2 land drop
tdapenguin: @Coloneljesus april fools with names?
Mr_Horrible:
oh, you're a Ben? Name 2 
Krillin_fan: these april fool's jokes have gotten out of hand!
sporkraptor: XD
Mr_Horrible: it really doesn't, it's thriving
Mr_Horrible: even parasitic strix is doing fine
bytecaster: I thought this was a pro-bird channel!??!
northos: That's the secret!
Coloneljesus: @tdapenguin what are we fooling them with?
BrowneePointz: The Bugsnax April Fool's Day post i saw about an hour ago had my CRY laughing
Diabore: you look at me, and you look at baleful strix, and you see we are not equal
TXC2: Wikipedia had a banger today with "Men ceased to exist in 2009"
tdapenguin: @Coloneljesus other names!
bytecaster: Flute! Flute! Flute!"
Foxmar320: Hello Cori and Grahams
petey_vonwho: Magic on Let's Nope? Sweet
Coloneljesus: bugsnax IS an april fools
Foxmar320: oh the PEAK April Fools is great
bytecaster: Bugsnax is posting through it, not sure what it is, but they are doing it
TXC2: !patreon
djalternative: We've got the April Fool's queue and powered cube too
Mr_Horrible: was gonna say, I'm unaware if that studio's been doing anything else since
sporkraptor: and that's no joke!
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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lochnessseammonster:
i would still love to see the let's nope boys play bugsnax
calculated_uncertainties: Are we doing Wheel?
TXC2: !ckbutton
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A_Dub888: Conversely, Butterfinger started their April Fools post two days ago which is NOT AN APRIL FOOLS BIT
bytecaster: That's just true
TXC2: well that needs updating
TXC2: !drangonshield
TXC2: !dragonshield
Flyingdelorion: @LoadingReadyRun Title on twitch still says: Let''s nope: playing Chronos!
bytecaster: Are they making butter toes now?
Mr_Horrible: scryfall's is very very good
public_key_reveal_party: Scryfall was great
djalternative: Butterfinger x Top Ramen. It's terrible
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Strebenherz: Graham did you see what pokemon showdown is doing?
Mr_Horrible: good bit
Mr_Horrible: "Long live the king"
Krektogar: I like the Warhammer one
bytecaster: Not the meta data?!?
BrowneePointz: OBS making us a Fools in April
Mr_Horrible: never met a data I didn't hate
calculated_uncertainties: @public_key_reveal_party I think I need more back medicine now.
TXC2: oh I see, Scryfall gone all AoL today
Aceviru: Got there
bytecaster: How is the camera?
public_key_reveal_party: "pranked ya, you thought we were a functional website owned by the world's largest corporation. Pranked ya" - twitch probably
Xed_Regulus: I just saw a Skeet that says, "Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate." So there is that?
Aceviru: See but I want scryfall as it is today
Manae: Graham just liking Scryfall for the mascot being grizzly bears
bytecaster: Bring Netscape back!
BrowneePointz: Capitalism
Mr_Horrible: a handful of websites happened to that internet
TXC2: the Capitalism nation attacked
public_key_reveal_party: CSS should be more peoples' passions
A_Dub888: Bold
Mangledpixel: the 88x31 px gif banners era of internet
Mr_Horrible: we'll have to provide all hees and hoos ourselves
Brozard:
I can't get Arena to update 
Strebenherz: Oh my God scryfall is perfect
bytecaster: I love the gravel sleeves
sporkraptor: nice Tarot reference
A_Dub888: @Strebenherz you’re perfect
Mr_Horrible: Weathered Sleeveback is my favorite Onslaught card
public_key_reveal_party:
Always remember to schedule your unscheduled downtime 
Mr_Horrible: basically the same thing
Mr_Horrible: have you *seen* those mice?
Mr_Horrible: messed up
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glitched_goddess:
Bloomburrow 
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southpawx7n: Are you drinking syrup Graham?
Brozard: unless you're a cubesman
Mr_Horrible: he knows how to 1) draft cube and 2) tell chat to shut up
bytecaster: First pick Bloomburrow is much more correct than first pick Cube
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: why is it always donkey
Mr_Horrible: pacific bottle works "I sure hope it does"
southpawx7n: The profile just looked like the bottles of syrup we have here in Maine.
TXC2: brown bottle = Medicine in my mind
A_Dub888: I thought it was bark juice
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Valiant and Heroic. Seeing Silverquill's new Repartee mechanic is fun. 1 good name. 2. equal opportunity heroic is a neat design
public_key_reveal_party: Birch beer good
Manae: White birch beer, or dark birch beer?
BrowneePointz: Birch Beer is dece but I still prefer Root Beer cuz childhood acclimation
petey_vonwho: I'll be honest "Wheeler teaches LRR to play cube" is one of my favorite streams. I would love to see him do the arena powered cube
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BrowneePointz: Lily, Splash Mentor
v_nome: The episode where they changed Keiko into a killer whale still better than the one where she was a child.
TXC2: "Keiko, the killer whale" and My mind pictures the character from Deep space 9
SJMace:
Amy's sick she's going to bed. 
TXC2: hello Raiders
BrowneePointz: it's cuz the format predates Uncommon Legends being prevalent
TXC2: !youtube
BrowneePointz: which uh...now they're everywhere
TXC2:
get well soon Amazonian 
bytecaster: Buns or Bats? The classic conundrum
Diabore: still mad its not might of the sqeak
djalternative: I say we go hard wu control
djalternative: is there an overrun in this set?
BrowneePointz: Let's play Spot the Wayne Reynolds Art
Strebenherz: Season of gathering
TXC2: !card rabbit response
LRRbot: Rabbit Response [2WW] | Instant | Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. If you control a Rabbit, scry 2.
v_nome: trumpet blast?
BrowneePointz: Fricken Bats. I love Halloween
Aceviru: We're so bat
TXC2: Bats cards back allright!
A_Dub888: Batstreet’s Back, alright!
djalternative: you could gift dawn's truce and then starfall invocation to one sided wipe
djalternative: inspired charge?
djalternative: just charge?
lochnessseammonster: inspired charge?
TXC2 highfives A_Dub888
djalternative: buskhurster?
A_Dub888 returns high five
youcantlistentobuttons: 6/6 menace kills people
BrowneePointz: speaking of names. They revealed the card Teacher's Pest as part of the big Commander Deck Drops today Graham and I was like "Pack it up. Go home. We're never doin better than that."
dolphgrim: "works well with other bats" is exactly the thing I'm looking for on a resume
Brozard: Look Around You!
v_nome: I don't know much about him but he was great as The Tick
jadielady: lol
TXC2: the shipping forecast might be the most British thing
djalternative: Graham. I have an april fools picture from the discord that I think you in particular might find funny.
BrowneePointz: Apparently that movie is a banger, and done by the We Bare Bears guy, and Disney did not market it well AT ALL
Diabore: birds was a really weird archetype because it wants a critical number of both fliers and non fliers
Mangledpixel: the shipping forcast regularly has listener numbers that are more than the number of actual sailors etc that would need to use it
djalternative: it's in the april fool's thread in our discord. I can just tag the post for you
Mangledpixel: it's relaxing
BrowneePointz: Stoat's the GOAT
jadielady:
TXC2: I remember a time when that card would have been a rare
BrowneePointz: Graham only has eyes for bats. Someone call the Chiroptometrist.
couchboyj: Da na na na na na BAT DECK
TXC2:
not even Lions, I was thinking OG Innistrad
BrowneePointz: we should probably run the diresight for draw and life loss proc
public_key_reveal_party: The cat noises still make me laugh after all this time
EvilBadman: Second Mentor pack also had a sonar strike that didn't wheel, annoyingly
TXC2: "I've really gotten into Upbatting these days"
BraveOthello: Mic drops - how to be murdered by the sound guy
Diabore: arena is sussy
djalternative: We also have threads for the last two years of April Fools jokes if you want to go back through history
BrowneePointz: I'm honestly still SHOCKED they didn't do a D&D setting book for Bloomburrow
BrowneePointz: it would've sold like HOT CAKES
sporkraptor: it's random but it sure feels targeted sometimes XD
BraveOthello: @BrowneePointz Too much effort for the current D&D books ... I'm not salty
Scarbble: i mean humblewood is already on d&d beyond
public_key_reveal_party: @sporkraptor It's random in the way "did you enjoy that match" is
BrowneePointz: Yep
A_Dub888: “Hey everybody, Graham here and this is the Crack-a-Wrath on LRRMTG. Please consider subscribing to the channel”
BrowneePointz: Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride
BrowneePointz: we had to sing that in Middle Schoooool? And can still rattle off the Hawaiian bits from memory
Strebenherz:
100 thank you for the tip to look at scryfall, this page is fantastic and i want to keep it year round
chaos5896: hi streb
BrowneePointz: get off my property
BrowneePointz: DANGIT
BrowneePointz: TOO SLOW
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PostModernVorthos: Too much like Simic Slaw?
A_Dub888: Hippity Hoppity, get me some Bi Bim Bopitty
v_nome: sadlad. Is this anything?
BrowneePointz: @A_Dub888 Bibimbapity
TXC2:
v_nome yeah, me
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SolarBlitz1: Time changing throws off stream starting for me yet again!
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djalternative: how about going to get korean fried chicken instead?
v_nome: bunsihed
TXC2: "Constant vigilance!" I scream, as I get tapped by a blue spell
Bruceski: bunished to the blagole!
calculated_uncertainties: throw it into the sea!
djalternative: exile the flier and swing in the air?
Marvoleath: Can you get rid of the flute?
Mr_Horrible: if it needs UR I think they were one off-color short
Mr_Horrible: since grotto can only filter once
Mr_Horrible: "Hop to it!" "Where's it?" "The trash"
TXC2: (Vagally Spanish accent) "One Pump is all you need!"
TheMerricat: !card star charter
LRRbot: Star Charter [3W] | Creature — Bat Cleric [3/1] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
TheMerricat:
As long as you make sure Jame's assigns the appropriate timezone to the LLR GCal, I'm fine. 
Mr_Horrible: me when I tune in at 5 and you've already been going for an hour
ContingentCat: unless Washington decides to match you before the fall
public_key_reveal_party: Time zones, bane of programmers
TXC2:
and it'll be like that for 6 months
EvilBadman: Driving to Vancouver after november loses an hour which is hilarious
Mr_Horrible: after the switch, I mean
calculated_uncertainties: seattle will be at 4 when you are at 5 in winter. DB 2-26 is going to be interesting
ArtDecoSunburn: @ContingentCat As someone in Washington, we can't even decide which way is up at the moment.
Mr_Horrible: @ContingentCat I do not trust the WA state legislature to do *anything* in that short a timeframe
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EvilBadman: @calculated_uncertainties Wrong! It's before this year's clock change
kumatsu: oh that reminds me, I need to look at the apps to go to Vancouver for Riftbound
TXC2: you never have to go Vancouver.....Washington
lamina5432: I hope its the first domino
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 LOL
ArtDecoSunburn: "South Vancouver"
CaptainSpam: Vancashington.
BrowneePointz: This is a reminder, chat read redwall, or introduce your kids to it
djalternative: why not go to the capitol of Washington and lobby for it yourselves.
Abavus:
One day the EU will get it's act together and stop this nonsense. But not this year 
CaptainSpam: Washingcouver.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn North Portland
calculated_uncertainties: @EvilBadman Did the washington daylight savings time thing actually get approved? WA wants to be on the same schedule as BC, for the same reasons
Abavus: nonsense meaning time changing
public_key_reveal_party: So, out of curiosity, how long ago was the banner on the twitch channel updated, because I only noticed it like, a couple days ago
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 San Fran Extra North, Austin Super Northwest.
EvilBadman:
@calculated_uncertainties Nope, any state wishing to stay on daylight has to get congressional approval. DB2026 is OCt 23rd, before fall back 
calculated_uncertainties: @EvilBadman Ah! I missed it. That's early!
ArtDecoSunburn: I need to get to Victoria one of these days. I've always wanted to visit Craigdarroch Castle.
Mr_Horrible: I mean there's an awful lot of them leaving Chicago at the same time and going in opposite directions at varying speeds
CuteTeaGoat: multi-track drifting!?
Mr_Horrible: so
A_Dub888: I mean, Jeremy Clarkson once raced on a train soooo
kumatsu: oh I still need to watch that
EvilBadman: Could you imagine, slot train raising
calculated_uncertainties: @EvilBadman Washington has been trying to stay on summer schedule, but it's been waiting on any movement in US congress for a few years now. Locally it's voted in. Sunshine Protection Act?
EvilBadman: racing
BrowneePointz: I was gonna say that sounds like a Wes Anderson movie
bbblehh: good drafternoon everyone
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Kafka has a great short story that plays with Einstein's general relativity. Herr A leaves Hamburg at X time, and ends up meeting himself leaving from Leipzig en route.
TheMerricat: !card Hazel's Nocturne
LRRbot: Hazel's Nocturne [3B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Mindfire13: If Thomas the Tank Engine taught me anything, trains have at least two races: Steam and Diesel.
TXC2: hello bbblehh welcome
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mindfire13 No electric?
TheMerricat:
I mean now we can cast it for value.
A_Dub888: You know what always casts for value? Streams on the mighty LoadingReadyRun Network
ArtDecoSunburn: @A_Dub888 Get this man a PR contract!
Mr_Horrible:
calculated_uncertainties: Bats!
ArtDecoSunburn: Also, in advance, thank you for scheduling to stream in-person "Lords of Waterdeep" this evening. I cleared my schedule to watch, I've been asking for it so long.
TheMerricat: Chat, is it me or was this draft very black mana heavy?
TheOneInquisitor: @TheMerricat Sometimes it ends up this way
Bruceski: My first 7-win draft was Bloomburrow Bats so it's dear to my heart
TheOneInquisitor: You try to draft a colour pair but you just end up monocolour with a light splash
EvilBadman: rodney thompson
ArtDecoSunburn: There are plenty of better board games, but few as satisfying.
djalternative: I won't believe they're actually playing Lords of Waterdeep until they actually start playing
kumatsu: train them to give bits
Abavus:
Both? 
Krillin_fan: oh! a little treat!!
CaptainSpam: A treat, you say...
ContingentCat: ooo a treat!
BrowneePointz: Did you hear New Zealand has started conditioning people with Desserts Graham? It's called a Pavlovaian Response
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tsp397: Ooh treat
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public_key_reveal_party: Why not?
EvilBadman: He made it, sorry, I hit enter early
EvilBadman: Waterdeep
petey_vonwho: Oh yeah, I forgot waterdeep was tonight. Guess I'm just watching LRR for the rest of the evening
djalternative: Graham Stark (disambiguation)
TXC2: could have been weirder, could have said Rodney Dangerfield
EvilBadman: I might have also been typing that in a "riker googles" way such that I didn't realize I was on this window >.>
ArtDecoSunburn: @djalternative Don't jinx it.
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 "I don't get any respect. Or cubes." (Adjusts tie)
kumatsu: @TXC2 could've been even weirder and said Rover Dangerfield
djalternative: Coriander Dickenson (Town)
EJGRgunner: Dear Drs LRR, given the currently dire global economic conditions and they to say the least tense geopolitical situation I’d like to ask you something that’s been on my mind lately. Would you trade a wheat for one sheep?
ArtDecoSunburn: @petey_vonwho "They also serve who sit and watch." -- Not Quite John Milton
TheMerricat: !card wax-wane
LRRbot: Wax // Wane | Wax [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. // Wane [W] | Instant | Destroy target enchantment.
TheMerricat: !card wax-wane witness
LRRbot: Wax-Wane Witness [3W] | Creature — Bat Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / Whenever you gain or lose life during your turn, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
public_key_reveal_party: Are we playing Catan suddenly?
TXC2: "friendly rooks" is Rook propaganda
TheMerricat: !card dawn's truce
LRRbot: Dawn's Truce [1W] | Instant | Gift a card / You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. If the gift was promised, permanents you control also gain indestructible until end of turn.
A_Dub888: Rookaganda
ArtDecoSunburn: @EJGRgunner That question really is an apt metaphor. (Lobs a sheep over the Strait of Hormuz)
djalternative: I think you have enough mana to gift Dawn's and then wrath
Athelgar: no matter how friendly they appear, i always make sure i put a pawn in front of a Rook lol
Abavus: Uh oh
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Big Bird/Big Chess collusion.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn exactly
TheOneInquisitor: Manifold mouse is a reasonable and fair magic card
public_key_reveal_party: Judge my opponent's deck is sweet
A_Dub888: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4392: "Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?" —Graham [2017-10-11]
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm contractually obligated to encourage strangers to watch the Artemis launch online this evening.
BrowneePointz: No thank you
Abavus: That's like 5 years ago so it's understandable
TheMerricat: Jesus christ, I just realized that was almost a decade ago now.
kumatsu: brain says that's a PPR
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I always suspected Kasparov was a crow in a human trenchcoat suit.
calculated_uncertainties: @kumatsu Either that or a live bit.
Mindfire13: October 11, 2017 was Wednesday. Unlikely to be a PPR
BloodnBullets: Possibly forgot its sorcery speed.
TXC2: Mindfire13 possibly the quote was added some time after a PPR
ContingentCat: 2017 was a wild time
Dog_of_Myth:
tsp397: Serge could need help with math any day of the week
Krektogar: were there even PPRs in 2017?
ArtDecoSunburn: Rescuers? As in Bob Newhart?
A_Dub888: Rescuinverses Beyond
kumatsu: oh, I talked to the UB team, we're skipping straight to Down Under
TXC2: Krektogar I believe there were
Diabore: so graham, how about them elder dragons
ArtDecoSunburn: As an impressionable kid, I'm pretty certain Gabor's mouse character got me interested in Hungarian accents.
EvilBadman: @Krektogar 1st ppr 10 years ago Shadows of Innistrade
Krektogar: oh no *crumbles to dust*
EvilBadman: I only know that cause James mentioned it last week
BrowneePointz: If you're gonna make live action ones disney
BrowneePointz: remake stuff like Rescuers or Great Mouse Detective with CG
EvilBadman: What if we brought back Mouse and Detectives in a UB
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Who could play live action Bob Newhart mouse?
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz ayyy
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz Ratigan!
Juliamon: bats are just flying mice
couchboyj: Da na na na na na bat mouse
TheMerricat: !card early winter
LRRbot: Early Winter [4B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target creature. / • Target opponent exiles an enchantment they control.
BrowneePointz: HELL YA!
lamina5432: how about a darkwing duck
EnglishGrinn: Ratigan is not nearly as scary as the weird mouse burlesque
Mindfire13: Bats are mice who grew wings. And became a majority of mammal species.
ArtDecoSunburn: Vincent Price was apparently just a very pleasant, beloved man in real life.
Kentosaurus: Apropos of the Q&A video, I think a Weird Al set would go hard
raulghoulia: what about An American Tale set and we could have a Great Mouse of Minsk vehicle
ArtDecoSunburn: @lamina5432 Darkwing duck and Tail Spin were my jams as a fifth grader.
TXC2: Vincent prince is a great, underrated actor
Bruceski: @ArtDecoSunburn A lot of the classic horror actors were
TheMerricat: Charles Bronson was the 11th of 15 children.....
EnglishGrinn: The fact that the 2017 Ducktales didn't get the Darkwing spin off with was shooting for was tragic
ArtDecoSunburn: Best play? Clearly something by Eugene O'Neill. (Rimshot)
Mindfire13: That certainly Is a Land
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Have you ever seen him in the Robert Mitchum noir that Howard Hughes secretly directed? Bonkers scenery chewing.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn I have not, I'll have to check that out
Krillin_fan: math on a Wednesday? never!
djalternative: plainly dead? can they be chocolately dead? strawberrily dead?
ArtDecoSunburn: "His Kind of Woman" I think. One of the few movies to be reshot twice, because Hughes was bonkers.
Abavus: That idea could turn into a crapshot
bbblehh: if you start winning your opponent's portrait starts opening up the doordash app
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, it would never happen for many reasons but if the avatars on arena were just replaced with the doom guy face for april fools one year, that would be kinda great
theambivalentagender:
@bbblehh
couchboyj: On a scale of one to ten, how bad are the beats, with 1 being not bad at all and 10 being the worst beats possible.
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn he sure was
dolphgrim: I like the flute part
BrowneePointz: why he giving bedroom eyes
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Was it the tissue boxes on the feet or the jaws of urine that gave it away?
public_key_reveal_party: Oh my glarb
couchboyj: That was in response to Cori's pain scale comment. Glad to hear the beats are good tho!
RatherLargeToad: Glarb! Glarb! Glarb!
RatherLargeToad: Glarb….
BrowneePointz: now he can make bedroom eyes at us from the gy
theambivalentagender: This stream is a great way for me to learn Bloomburrow is back on arena
Mindfire13: Bloomburrow was such a good set. Probably my favorite after Ikoria.
EvilBadman: Glarb skidoo
couchboyj: They could do Gideon as doom guy
Abavus: I'm not sure if we're going to out-hop that wolverine
angrytulips: hippity hoppity get off my property
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 My favorite Hughes anecdotes are accounting related. He hated taxes so much, he moved every three months so he would not legally be a resident of a single state. At one point he turned his defense contractor, Hughes Aviation, into a subsidiary of a medical charity just to deny the feds tax payments.
KingOfDoma: move to sadness step
BrowneePointz: what a rude think to say about the 182 Graham
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn that's some advanced billionaire-ness
BrowneePointz: save that for Limp Bizkit
Mindfire13: They have their 3rd Wolverine in hand
ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad Is that the more steamlined version of the improv game "Zip-Zap-Zop" ?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
RatherLargeToad: The Glarbing will continue until morale improves
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Graham
ArtDecoSunburn: We used to intersperse our "Zip" warmups with "Kentucky-Fried-Chicken" and "Blood-of-Christ." "Zip-of-chicken"
RatherLargeToad: aw, nuts
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Goodnight.
couchboyj: Some critter chewed through the wiring in my car this morning, so I think its a good day for Bloomburrow. Its cathartic to see the mice squirrels and bunnies get whats coming to them.
BrowneePointz: Paul atradesies?
ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj Redwall is fun until they gnaw on your electronics. Sorry to hear.
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz "Fear is the life total killer."
BrowneePointz: a horrendous de-glarbing accident
PostModernVorthos: But Fear helps get the damage through
couchboyj: No touchie the Glarb
dolphgrim: Almost had em
A_Dub888: @ArtDecoSunburn until they phased it out in favor of intimidate and then menace
Abavus: You'll get 'em next time, champ
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ArtDecoSunburn: @A_Dub888 Well, the later Herbert books were as messy as the later Magic blocks.
bbblehh: why would you ship horse men
PostModernVorthos: When will we get P4K?
dolphgrim: @bbblehh Why not?
Krillin_fan: oh! treat time!
EvilBadman: Zhang Heng just hitting trick three-pointers like nothing
bbblehh: i'm more of a horse woman shipper myself i suppose
bbblehh: merely a difference in taste
Athelgar: do centaur babies suckle from the human nipples, or the equine ones?
KingOfDoma: I think the joke is "you're telling me a horse manned this ship?"
theambivalentagender: @Athelgar yes
dolphgrim: @Athelgar Porque no los dos?
itira:
EOstby: Or did you mean Umamusume?
ArtDecoSunburn: Is Magic the only circumstance in which people routinely wish for more swamps in their lives?
Athelgar: how many ribs?
lamina5432: 2 really long ones
jamwno: How about Manotaurs?
Wiliart: Is eating a centaur rib a form of cannibalism?
dougma: more importantly, how many spines?
dolphgrim: @Wiliart No.
MaybeTara: Maybe they're insecure about their long lungs
EvilBadman: Oh thanks, I just got my ribs lengthened.
WiJohn: Maybe it's like a cow's stomach and they ferment their breath
PostModernVorthos: Do female minotaurs have breasts or udders?
public_key_reveal_party: Can you give yourself indestructible?
Greyah: Since it's the human head what does the breathing but centaurs are real big, I imagine they have two lungs that take up almost the entire human torso part of the centaur.
TheMerricat: @PostModernVorthos Why not both?
dolphgrim: Needed one one more turn there
kumatsu:
it checks out, caling the Arena team now
kumatsu: obviously a bug
Robot_Bones: but I didn't study
thedepthandbreadthofseth: needed to do that before they targeted you with attacks, @LoadingReadyRun
Aceviru: *jumps off a cliff* I'M NOT GOING BACK
PostModernVorthos: @TheMerricat I mean obviously
GapFiller: guessing no CheckPoint nxt week then
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Mangledpixel: 1 hour till Artemis launch, btw
Aceviru: Silent break as the teacher hands out the tests
GapFiller: no CheckPoint nxt week then cz PPR right Graham?
dolphgrim: Anyone else sometimes think about the smell of tadpoles?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @dolphgrim well, not for thirty plus years until this secondl.
ArtDecoSunburn: Interestingly, the only time I ever engaged in international antiquities smuggling (by accident) involved British Columbia. No hermit crabs, though.
dolphgrim: @thedepthandbreadthofseth 😋
ContingentCat:
public_key_reveal_party: If you're on desert bus, the spelling bee makes you very anxious which surely burns some calories
ContingentCat: campus raccoons count as friends
TehAmelie: hiya internet friends
Diabore: befirend that pet
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: anyway here's wonderwall
TehAmelie: are we winnin'?
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I got my favorite two color combo, so, like, the quiz might have something.
djalternative: I'm prismari hands down though I'd minor in silverquill
TheMerricat:
Graham, be real. We know you'd vlog it. It's the last one.
ArtDecoSunburn: Are Lorehold the historians? As a professional historian, I'm a little uncertain of how accurate their assessment of my profession is.
lamina5432: about the same
public_key_reveal_party: @TheMerricat 24 photos per second on average
Vinewood_OG: Dad logistics runs strong
CaptainSpam: I tend to want a vague idea of what I'm doing at a location. I rarely go somewhere with no clue of what to do.
CaptainSpam: But yeah, I don't do full-on itineraries, unless the event I'm attending has one.
Mindfire13: Graham "Full Aggro" Stark
theambivalentagender: This test brings up a thing that bugs me - Prismari doesn't have enough creative writing on display, so all my answers as a creative writing major put me in Silverquill
public_key_reveal_party: They don't have a college of polite emails though
ArtDecoSunburn: I always appreciated undergrads who were honest. I wanted them to succeed as a professor.
theambivalentagender: @public_key_reveal_party Silverquill
GapFiller:
!?
djalternative: like half of my chat messages are failing to send today. anyone else getting this?
TehAmelie: Dio, we all know who he is. but Rama, the eighth avatar of Vishnu, that's a bit more obscure. so "diorama" is a bit of a puzzle eh
Mindfire13: Spelling Beej
EvilBadman: that suit rules
TehAmelie: or wait is he the seventh avatar? i should just quiet up now
ContingentCat: deadline adrenaline is powerful
Diabore: pet kitty
Mai_Andra: Wasn't Beej actually in the Freemasons?
BrowneePointz: the College of Oratory
ArtDecoSunburn: I always hated it when I had two secret society meetings at the same time.
TheMerricat:
@Mai_Andra You say that as if it was a past thing. 
EvilBadman: Beej: competitive edger
couchboyj: Beej's rhetoric roundup?
Juliamon: TheMerricat It literally is a past-thing, he is lapsed
ContingentCat: it works!
Juliamon:
WOO
Vinewood_OG:
TehAmelie:
Mindfire13: A lack of (non Fecund Greenshell) turtles, though
Krillin_fan: Knowing what you know of Bloomburrow and TMNT what would happen to a Bloomburrow animal that was exposed to the Ooze?
ContingentCat: Brides and Berserkers was really good
KingOfDoma: Tabaxter
dingo94200 watched 7 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
DAC169: what were you thinking of?
Mindfire13: I had two of those in my prerelease deck
djalternative: it's messed up in the frog deck where you bounce the frogs over and over
brainbosh: def messed up with bens commander on friday
Mindfire13: Were you thinking of Clemont, the Worrywort?
Churchycol: Ral does give otter vibes
TehAmelie: Frilp sharps sparpfks tooft
KingOfDoma: It sounds like what Detritus from Discworld says when he sticks his finger in Slab
BrowneePointz: Oh yea did you see the Watermark on Orzhov Ral got deduced super fast thanks to a cosplayer yesterday?
lamina5432: baked into a pie is very flavourful
Juliamon: Wild strawberries are teeny
BrowneePointz: Bloomburrow Squirrels use Druidic Magic to encourage crops
Mindfire13: What would be the pivot color?
Spades_Slicc:
Splash blue for spellgyre 
djalternative: I'm now remembering how much I loved the frog deck in limited
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz something something composting joke
djalternative: storm chaser's talent! standard relevant!
lamina5432: that card breaks otters
DAC169: you should grab a green card. you don't have a green card yet
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Mindfire13: Why aren't the frog offspring tokens tadpoles? Or even just a froglet?
Mindfire13: Does that make Bloomburrow frogs mammals?
A_Dub888: 420 Krek it
Strebenherz: goblin maternity ward going off like a baseball pitching machine
hd_dabnado: oh uhhhh thunder junction?
Spades_Slicc: I think that's Karlov manor
BrowneePointz: cruelclaw's something?
A_Dub888: what are cards?
tsp397: Alchemy?
EvilBadman: Infamous Cruelclaw is own library, trying to think of the OP one
A_Dub888: what do the persistentmarsh talkers talk about?
Kentosaurus: persistent marsh talker sounds like a seinfeld character
dolphgrim: AY LENNY HOW MANY RATS WE GOT?
jadielady:
Spades_Slicc: If you return the BR burning tree emissary after doing damage coiling rebirth almost pays for itself
A_Dub888: Pywocwasm
djalternative: um... would you eat a corpseberry?
ContingentCat: none bats left beef?
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BrowneePointz: look. some people take Machine Gun Kelly
dolphgrim: Exit, left beef
fjordsword: They're just massively swole on ONE SIDE
KingOfDoma: I thought you said Steak name
Kentosaurus: celebrity chef
EvilBadman: Roller Derby for Left Beef
couchboyj: I'd go to the Burlesque Drag Rollerderby
Foxmar320: Graham pls
EnglishGrinn: Cori in actual pain
SFSMaus: *groan* Well done.
ContingentCat: oooo that's good
Jundinator: Hi LRRCHAT
BrowneePointz: Derby names are GENERALLY more butch
A_Dub888: Next time on This or That…
Jundinator: Has we seen commander spoilers
Mangledpixel: Artemis launch in half an hour, btw
SFSMaus: Ooh, the two-fer
Jundinator: Or that scryfall has gone very 90s
BrowneePointz: some of them
ContingentCat: If not it should happn
A_Dub888: you’re cool and good
Vinewood_OG: Well, we've got June's live bit.
EnglishGrinn: SO excited about Artemis. Somehow, I didn't know it was happening until this morning... felt dumb
BrowneePointz: Channel, Exsanguinate, Replenish, Braingeyser and Wheel of Fortune
BrowneePointz: for the Prepare creatures in the Commander decks
Uniclonus: It's in the Quandrix precon
SolarBlitz1: There is an artifact to make something Prepared, soooo
dolphgrim: I don't much care for all this 'being prepared' talk. 😣
BrowneePointz: Replenish is all Enchantments from your yard back to play
Jundinator: We getting new fetchable duals too
theambivalentagender: braingeyeser is one of those draw x cards spells
BrowneePointz: and Braingeyser is a draw x spell
Uniclonus: Braingeyser is XUU, target player draws X
SolarBlitz1: The channel of the king
fjordsword: FOR THE DEATH OF THE KING
BrowneePointz: I still can't believe that was Jim Cummings doing an INCREDIBLE Jeremy Irons impression
Jundinator: The Turbulent lands
BrowneePointz: cuz Jeremy Irons tried to sing it and RUPTURED his VOCAL FOLDS
EvilBadman: @Jundinator The OCHOs
fjordsword: It did, but it was horribly cut, and wasn't really sung, more spoken
BrowneePointz: Chiwetel Eijofor may not have been a singer?
ContingentCat: I'm gussing cost cutting
Mindfire13: Be Prepared is probably the best villain song, or at least up there
Jundinator: Still can't believe the ancestral recall thing
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: wait arent the remakes still like 90 minutes
EnglishGrinn: I haven't seen it so I can't speak authoritatively, but live action Disney feels like the largest missing of the point possible
Ceracha: they have to have so many new songs to be considered for an oscar, I think 51% needs to be new if I'm not mistaken?
Mangledpixel: the 'live action' remakes are such a heartless cash grab it hurts
SolarBlitz1: Aladdin added a song at least
BrowneePointz: Part of Your World, Poor Unfortunate Souls
Strebenherz: because they're up their own ass about the movie being better than the past movie, and using the songs would be admitting the old movies have what they don't?
BrowneePointz: Under the Sea
dolphgrim: "here's something no one asked for and we took the songs out"
BrowneePointz: OH
BrowneePointz: you meant the Live Action
Athelgar: i would imagine licencing songs and paying the artists for them is a very different thing now than it was in the 60s-90s
DAC169: a card in the base set has Reanimate as their prepared spell
BrowneePointz: the only one I watched was the Live Action Beauty and the Beast and it was.....okay? but you could tell who was auto tuned and post processed and who was an actual singer and it made me sad
BrowneePointz: oh yea
BrowneePointz: they ALL have the Grey Haze
BrowneePointz: it fucking SUCKS
Strebenherz: oh god, can't imagine how painful that is from the eyes of a video producer
fjordsword: Live action Cinderella was actually okay
BrowneePointz: and most of this was PRE The Volume
Strebenherz: However
djalternative: Did you hear that the new COO came in a couple weeks ago and immediately canceled 5 Disney remakes?
BrowneePointz: most of it was great except the skin tone
Mindfire13: The only live action movie I heard was done well was How To Train Your Dragon, and that wasn't even Disney
BrowneePointz: the skin tone was REAL orange
BrowneePointz: but the rest was phenomenal
dougma: OMG it is such a difference
GapFiller:
theambivalentagender: It's not a matter of self taught enthusiast vs professional, it's a matter of executive meddling
voren_chalco: @fjordsword I did enjoy that one. It also wasn't just 'the animated movie, again'
BrowneePointz: Like, that's why I was shocked at Skeleton Crew Graham. It had actual color grading even though it had quite a bit of Volume shots
BrowneePointz: I was like "color? in a modern Disney star wars series!?"
Strebenherz: For all we know, there may be professionals there THAT DO KNOW BETTER, but they're probably mired to all hell in shareholder and corpo BS about "the proper way it should look" ... unrelated, support independent content creators, support LRR!
Mangledpixel: so much of them are just Disney wanting A: another bite of the already-digested pie, and B: the bigger cut they get because the animation is classed as 'vfx' rather than 'animation'
KeytarCat: As someone who went to film school, the pros aren't always good
Reduce_Sanity: Because rich bungusses always think they know better
theambivalentagender: I guess by "executive meddling" I mean more of a catch all term for how certain aspects of capitalism have bogged down a lot of "mainstream" creative efforts
BrowneePointz: Does Wes still shoot on Film or does he shoot digital?
theambivalentagender: @Strebenherz That's a better way of saying what I was trying to say
DAC169: 2 bodies in case they kill one
KeytarCat: In my experience it was "People want realism, right?" And it turns out people don't want realism like that
djalternative: It's mostly just a symptom of common hollywood practices. I remember Graham recoloring the opening to Specter that looked great
BrowneePointz: and like, John Seale and Roger Deakins are still doing incredible work on digital, so it's not a failing of the choice of medium
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: im so out of touch i dont know if movies are all still doing the yellow filter
BrowneePointz: Is it Christopher Nolan's Fault? It probably is
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i think im stuck on the cyan/orange era
Strebenherz: @theambivalentagender Glad to help. I was kinda paraphrasing/taking lines from Yahzee's rant on indie games versus AAA games. Same idea I think. The power of a big company, the downside, creating media by comittee
Reduce_Sanity: menache
theambivalentagender: @Strebenherz It's basically what happens when you try to make something maximally appealing
dolphgrim: So...lizard/bat/squirrel?
glitched_goddess: A Rizzat
EnglishGrinn: Are they dead?
WiJohn: Forage to assert dominance
couchboyj: He's impersonating a dangerous animal as an evolutionary defense response
EnglishGrinn: You're just flunging either way
Diabore: i think they dobs
DAC169: all in
BrowneePointz: any time I see a grey dull movie or trailer it makes me wanna go watch The Fall again.
Strebenherz:
also one last rant for me on the lion king movie remake. No ill will meant towards actors/ect. I *HATE* that they made the lion cubs expressionless. As if that's more realistic. Real life lion cubs can be expressive AS HELL. They can totally make expressions, and they decided to make every realistic simba face look like 
BrowneePointz: the weirder thing is it was Jon Favreau, who ALSO did The Jungle Book
BrowneePointz: where he DIDN'T do that!
Strebenherz: FFS What? That makes it worse
BrowneePointz: Right!?
Strebenherz: DUN DUN DUN
definenull: Doot doot doot~
Strebenherz: Like an ice cream truck
glitched_goddess: I just hate them using all cgi animals and calling it “live action”
Spades_Slicc: How do you know their username isn't yout ouched myd rums et?
BrowneePointz: Except this Ice Cream Truck is WAY less racist!
BrowneePointz: song*
djalternative: graham, why did you touch their drum set?
EnglishGrinn: Yeah Lion King did not get a "live action" remake, it got a different, uglier animated remake
BrowneePointz: The Plot of Guardians of the Galaxy 3
djalternative: G is the High Evolutionary
BrowneePointz: I hope not
lamina5432: no
Juliamon: Not at all
djalternative: Nope
theambivalentagender: @Strebenherz Speak with literally any cat owner and you'll know how expressive felines are
EnglishGrinn: Not like, Lions, which are fantasy creatures
BrowneePointz: If G is the High Evolutionary we need to have a talk. Cuz that means he's the biggest slimiest piece of refuse in the Marvel Universe @djalternative
Kentosaurus: I'm waiting for Disney to go full circle with live action toy story
lamina5432: also on point if they made the lions more expressive it would have been a much better movie
raulghoulia: @EnglishGrinn ive seen the lion the witch and the wardrobe. you cant convince me otherwise
ekplayscards: what's up gamers
djalternative: They just killed a CG Bambi remake they were working on
BrowneePointz: To be fair, if you watch the Corridor Crew on Narnia, the team that did Aslan was doing some damn MAGIC
theambivalentagender: @raulghoulia Lions, witches, and wardrobes: three fantasy creations
BrowneePointz: Corridor Crew episode*
EnglishGrinn: Man, as a kid I was so scared Wardrobes were going to get me
ekplayscards: It's currently up on my other monitor lol. Had to chew through a precon reveal vid as a treat too.
BrowneePointz: Like, they were doing crap nearly impossible for the year the first Narnia movie came out to make that Lion
BrowneePointz: and Aslan looked WORSE in the sequels
A_Dub888: what’s the footage taste like?
Strebenherz: @theambivalentagender definitely. though like lion cubs which aren't domesticated and have no reason to make faces we'd react to. They make faces! and every damn "realistic" simba face in that movie made 'em look stoned out of his gourd
ekplayscards: i am a machine
djalternative: can the both of you please stop putting the footage in your mouths? hard drives are expensive right now
BrowneePointz: ek is a machine that turns video content into stress
BraveOthello: @Strebenherz Now tell us how you *really" feel
ekplayscards: i bout a 24tb drive a few months ago and im really glad i got it when i did cause if i tried to get it a month ago it'd have been 3x
Strebenherz: @BraveOthello sorry. I'll get off the soapbox xD
theambivalentagender: @Strebenherz I mean, you already have a movie where lions talk and are re-enacting Hamlet, even someone who believes wild lions don't emote can just...make them do yet another thing lions don't actually do
Strebenherz: @theambivalentagender also that
EvilBadman: Oh thank you for reminding me ep 6 is out? will about to be?
DAC169: anyone want to talk about the live action Snow White remake? they made her FarQuaad's daughter!
BrowneePointz: Oh yea Cori, are you excited for Yomi no Tsugai and Witch Hat Atelier dual premiere week?
BraveOthello: @Strebenherz I was kidding, people being passionate is fun to eatch
djalternative: oh. Anya's great
EvilBadman: She's about to be on TM
SolarBlitz1: I think she's also in the new Task master season
Strebenherz:
@BraveOthello 
glitched_goddess: excuse me? @dac169
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I know this is wild, but will y'all come with me to the urgent care while I find out what's going on with my severe tooth pain?
Strebenherz: @DAC169 wait. Farquaad's daughter? What
djalternative: oh wait. Not the curly readhead that was on the last season of taskmaster?
theambivalentagender: @thedepthandbreadthofseth can we get ice cream after
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EnglishGrinn: Very LOOSE segue here, but speaking of comedy - I've been really impressed with This Hour has 22 Minutes lately. Love to hear your guys take on that
Strebenherz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oh damn. Hope everything's okay
DAC169:
@Strebenherz yeah, just look at her hair! 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't know! I'm trying not to scream.
BrowneePointz: I am so, SO excited for Witch Hat Atelier on the 6th
Qalten: Diane's not in Season 21, no
theambivalentagender:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth Oh man
EvilBadman: The Bob Mortimer underbite this season
Strebenherz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Wishing you a safe and quick drive to urgent care
Strebenherz: @DAC169 I have now googled this, and I cannot unsee the Farquaad hair
BrowneePointz: The One Piece Live Action has convinced me Jeff Ward should be given a chance to play The Joker
ContingentCat: I've been seeing a bunch of this hour recently all good
theambivalentagender:
I just started a game with someone who has the username "MTGISAUDHD"
KingOfDoma: @theambivalentagender Accurate SN is accurate
doubleo21: the movie interview from ep1 was great
Strebenherz: fresh beej eggs
definenull: Egg
GapFiller: eggs!
EnglishGrinn: Wait no Graham it's April Fools not Easter yet
Kentosaurus: invisible eggs
BrowneePointz: PIck the translucent ones that disappear into time
EnglishGrinn: It's a trick!@
Mangledpixel: e g g
Strebenherz: ACTUAL FIVE DOLLARS XD
definenull: Hide it from wheeler!
Strebenherz: Graham "I've been cheated"
Kentosaurus: wheeler's egg
ContingentCat: Lol what
BrowneePointz: Women's Rights Graham
Athelgar: You chose, poorly.
BrowneePointz: break the damn glass ceiling
GapFiller:
100 Dear Dr Beej: are those eggs freshly laid?
EvilBadman: Hopefully someone gets that screw what that is on the shelf over there
lamina5432: wheeler effect
Genomancer_: More importantly, whose $5 was it
Spades_Slicc: Ceiling Egg underwent mitosis
ContingentCat: Also, those are called cow clips? I've always heard them called bulldog clips
EnglishGrinn: Actual 5 dollars breaks LRR team cohesion
definenull: It was trans day of visibility yesterday...
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CaptainSpam: I more think of Homestar Runner when I hear "cow clips".
djalternative: are you saying Hosk needs a shower?
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BrowneePointz: Oh yea. I hope Fox McCloud getting a new model for the Mario Movie means we're getting a new Star Fox soon like DK's update preceding Bananza
KaleidoscopeMind: Can you describe Hosk smell like a conceptual candle scent?
Genomancer_:
Yeah, sorry bout that... life is mega busy
Genomancer_: Likewise
djalternative: I hope those eggs appear on AFK tonight
kumatsu: Can we get a report on the most and least interesting things pulled from the Mystery Eggs?
Genomancer_: It's weird that actually makes me feel better lol
Spades_Slicc: I've seen smaller
Spades_Slicc: novelty cow clip
Spades_Slicc: unusable
BrowneePointz: oh god it being April means we're inching ever closer to the yearly edition of Geoff Keighly's Video Game Dealie huh?
BrowneePointz: June I think
Juliamon: Geoff Keighly's Warm-Weather Dealie
definenull: Singular game
lady_invader: why is Canadian money so colorful? I’m envious
BrowneePointz: No no TGA is Dorito Pope's Kojima Cope
EnglishGrinn: Damn it Cori
BrowneePointz: that made me laugh so hard I hurt myself
KaleidoscopeMind: can i stop?
EnglishGrinn: It also smells like Maple syrup
djalternative: as a Chicagoan, I stand behind Chicago Pope
EnglishGrinn: (Not a joke)
fjordsword: Isn't the maple syrup thing an urban legend
kumatsu: Feature request: ++Whimsy
Diabore: im not gonna accidentally throw a 20 down when im looking for a 5
BrowneePointz: Chicago Pope seems a Good Dude
ghizmou: I'm still unsettled by King Charles ' face
Genomancer_: Wait, Canadian money smells like Mint now?
definenull: They replaced the ink with maple syrup
KaleidoscopeMind: the problem with us currency is we dont take stuff out of circulation, so we're stuck with the design from way back when
DAC169: because why not maple syrup?
BrowneePointz: The secret of the Canadian Maple Money Scent is like your version of the American Cheese Caves
EnglishGrinn: The weirdest mass national delusion ever. We all just convinced ourselves it smells like syrup
djalternative: Can we get Cam to examine them under an electron microscope to detect maple syrup?
BrowneePointz: clandestine for no good reason
LurkerSpine: ah, ya know, maybe it's LRR that 's cursed, and not just James
Juliamon: KaleidoscopeMind The upside is that we don't have DJT's face on our currency
SquareDotCube: clearly we must mix the Canadian maple syrup reserve with the US cheese reserve so nobody has a good time
definenull: If anything it's a good harmless fun urban myth
GapFiller: SquareDotCube idk somebody is prob gonna be into cheese and maple syrup
BrowneePointz: Ah yes the Canadamerican Maple Cheese Syrup Cave Money Scent
Genomancer_: @SquareDotCube Thankyou for adding a new entry to the Geneva convention's list of "War Crimes proposed by Canadians"
NotCainNorAbel: I figure the Canadian Mint has to deny the maple syrup so fakes can be detected. Same as how the US 100's smell like cocaine.
GapFiller: hmm no but really what cheese wd go well w/ maple syrup
theambivalentagender: @GapFiller sharp cheeses usually pair well with sweet I think
BrowneePointz: you probably want a real sharp or savory cheese like goat
BrowneePointz: to offset the sweet
theambivalentagender: put a little maple syrup on a grilled cheese
djalternative: no no. most US money has trace amounts of coke on them due to the fact that they're made of cotton and that it's very easy to get "trace amounts" of just about anything on money
BrowneePointz: cuz like Goat Cheese is oft paired with Honey
BrowneePointz: Is Moose Down the Canadian euphemism for boning?
GredGredmansson: how we gonna kick it? gonna kick it moose down
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz I've seen the size of mooses, I don't want to Moose Down
Mangledpixel: final countdown on Artemis II, 10 minutes to launch
Desruprot:
glitched_goddess: I thought moose down was the fine lair of feathers that moose use to stay warm in the winter
theambivalentagender: @glitched_goddess Ah yes, the Moose Lair
rosesmcgee: We're watching a boondoggle ride an antique to the moon
Manae: It is 6! ...EST
brainbosh: Its at under t-10 min right now
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Just delayed it 10 minutes it launches in like 9 minutes and 20 seconds send
GredGredmansson: make em discard first
Simriel: Magic? The Gathering?
GredGredmansson: the changeling is a rat at minimum
raulghoulia: keep getting calls I dont recognize and caller ID says spam risk and I do the polite thing and answer and tell them that some unscrupulous person has designated them as spam. theyre so grateful they dont even respond and hang up
definenull: Ship it
Simriel: By Dr Richard Garfield?
GredGredmansson: as well as i think your 1/1 token
BrowneePointz: No, the Changeling was a Skeksis
BrowneePointz: wow I am full of puns today
EnglishGrinn: Duo?
definenull: Gotta get your dailies in
EnglishGrinn: Got there
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They were also dead on their upkeep.
Spades_Slicc: classic Graham BM
Simriel: Still got All Theeeeese
ghizmou:
JKBalch: On board tricks confuse us all
Desruprot:
theambivalentagender: @Spades_Slicc classic Graham bowel movement?
Juliamon: Don't piss off Menthor!
KeytarCat: You've heard of BGM, get ready for G BM!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Graham "wrf, bro?" Stark.
Spades_Slicc: @theambivalentagender yup, shittin on OP
BrowneePointz: so if you were gonna live on Bloomburrow(in all its Redwallian glory) which animal would you want to be?
djalternative: I mean, if Graham really wanted to go evil mode, we could build him an LD brawl deck.
Simriel: Turns out Crapshots are just Good regardless of when they came out
BrowneePointz: we all know Ian would be one of the Sparrows
DAC169:
I LOVE that one!! 
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz Olm
glitched_goddess: @BrowneePointz mouse, easy
djalternative: Does she understand the swears now?
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz Lizarrrddd
EnglishGrinn: It would be so awkward if Penelope's humour somehow became too sophisticated more Mom and Dad's professional output
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I miss 2.
ContingentCat: As one dos
ContingentCat: *does
BrowneePointz: I feel like Graham would be a Hedgehog or Otter
djalternative: we love the cum wizzard helping with our .jz files
BrowneePointz: he doesn't feel angry enough for a Badger or British enough for a Hare
theambivalentagender: I would be a Lizard Wizard
Simriel: I used to be a food once...
Dog_of_Myth: Ygra is messed up
SquareDotCube: The list of euphemisms for masturbation i.e. mandhandling the ham candle
JKBalch: Ygra is a good kitty
theambivalentagender: Cori has rabbit energy
BrowneePointz: God I wanna go back to Bloomburrow already. For the record we only got to see Valley, which is only a SINGLE PART of the entire plane
BrowneePointz: and the setting guide implied the plane is much, MUCH bigger
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz Oooh, maybe we can see more animals native to other real world regions.
Diabore: on the plus side ygra would be massive
djalternative: my ygra a 20/20
BrowneePointz: yea they even mentioned there's parts of the plane where there's Metal Trees that ooze iron like it's sap
Juliamon: are myrs on Bloomburrow still myrs
BrowneePointz: I THINK the Myr might be extinct
raulghoulia: yea what happens to Karn?
theambivalentagender: @Juliamon Since Karn became a metal tree, maybe Myrs become like...shrubs?
EnglishGrinn: Myrs are still myrs but they are rodent-shaped
BrowneePointz: He was a tree @raulghoulia
BrowneePointz: No. Cuz constructs can't have sparks
couchboyj: Mir puppies
BrowneePointz: *ignore Calix*
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz Me when I'm WOTC
EnglishGrinn: Arena out here mocking the team
Spades_Slicc: Real "Gift of the Magi" plays here
LurkerSpine: well you can still kill the flyer at least -_-
djalternative: we're just dead in the air if we can't do anything about the flier
theambivalentagender: I would have liked to have seen Bloomburrow versions of bolas and ugin
BrowneePointz: Ugin 100% would've been like an Eagle
BrowneePointz: a really, really, really big Eagle
kumatsu: the cat, Bigger than Before
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz Bolas could be a vulture
BrowneePointz: That Lion is as big as a Mountain!
BrowneePointz: @theambivalentagender One of those FLying Geckos
Spades_Slicc: Can you orator for death touch? is it in the 'yard?
A_Dub888: 2 != 0
RayFK: Wait this doesn't look like Outpost. Or Powered Cube.
definenull: Oh
theambivalentagender: Suddenly, Moose
JKBalch: Oh god the Moose
Juliamon: Moose move FAST
BrowneePointz: Have you SEEN a moose?
BrowneePointz: they just APPEAR
glitched_goddess: one flashy moose
SquareDotCube: sudden unexpected moose
EnglishGrinn: Not dead if you play the 4 toughness
BrowneePointz: where did they come from? where di they go?
RayFK: Because it's a Galewind Moose
RayFK: Duh
Juliamon: they aren't just dangerous because they're big
ContingentCat: to be fair, moose are very fast
GredGredmansson: 3 toughness keeps us alive
roastbeefsandwitch: Colossal Dreadmoose!
RayFK: Wow Cori what the fuck
Athelgar: to be fair, i have been very surprised by moose showing up so i can kinda understand the flash
Kentosaurus: a moose once bit my sister
theambivalentagender: @Athelgar I would be very surprised by a moose showing up in SoCal
Genomancer_: As the scriptures of Robert Munsch once wrote... Moooooose
BrowneePointz: That Cougar is MASSIVE
Athelgar: @theambivalentagender A very lost moose indeed
Athelgar: @Athelgar So far away from Riverdale
SolarBlitz1: We are now making a clock
BrowneePointz: so OP
BrowneePointz: you were supposed to flood
BrowneePointz: how dare you
BrowneePointz: I mean, it fills you with the same dread you'd have seeing a Mountain Lion in the wild
BrowneePointz: oh my favorite One Piece Character. Donquixote a Jomingo
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz Dread?
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KaleidoscopeMind: appa is busy carrying
djalternative: so G, any plans to see the new mario movie either with or without child?
theambivalentagender: @djalternative I'm seeing it tonight with partner + friend
KeytarCat: Punch is punch 🤷
ContingentCat: oh nooo
SolarBlitz1: I have heard the second one is better than the first
KingOfDoma: No need to plan the inevitable
JKBalch: What is motion flow?
KaleidoscopeMind: the e-motions are the problem
RayFK: Sounds like an airplane movie
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Seth-son is hoping to go with his cousins who are in for Passover.
theambivalentagender: I'm...not really looking forward to seeing it tbh.
ContingentCat: I had no idea they were making another one
djalternative: 21 Jumpstreet!
BrowneePointz: Hey Graham, did you hear how Martin Wittfooth went about drawing the art on that fight spell? I heard it was a Polliwallop Doodle all the Day.
raulghoulia: Caroline in the City
dolphgrim: Yes. I've heard of treasure planet! 🥺
KaleidoscopeMind: when the mario movie happened to her the first time
KingOfDoma: I think the Spiderverse movies are s better enticement than TP, awesome as that flick is
Juliamon: KingOfDoma For Ian? Nah
djalternative: I plan on seeing the mario movie just because due to tech issues, I had to buy my tickets to Project Hail Mary twice so now I just have two movie tickets I need to use
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Why was the Mario story bad, isn't the story a very simple version of "The Hero's Journey ™️?"
BrowneePointz: that pacing is horrendous
dolphgrim: How about The Last Man on Earth? 🤔
BrowneePointz: very thin, rapidly moves from point to point
GredGredmansson: its ok to want more from the movie
lamina5432: rocket has been put into space
djalternative: the Mario movies are a mile wide but an inch deep
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ahhh
GredGredmansson: i also saw it, and it felt like there were several scenes that were cut early
Spades_Slicc: It turns out you can use a template and still make it bad
KaleidoscopeMind: a series of jokes with just enough connective tissue between them
SolarBlitz1: Every part felt very much "Look at this reference" not "this is why we need to go here and advance"
BrowneePointz: if you've seen the LEGO movie, imagine that, but less room to breath and more by the motions
BrowneePointz: breathe*
djalternative: They made Mario 1 like they weren't going to make a Mario 2
BrowneePointz: I agree. The structure and pacing was not good
Juliamon: I would like to know what world they were living in if they thought they weren't going to be on the hook for a sequel
GredGredmansson: it works for the Sonic movies
lamina5432: its only forgiven since its a loved IP
djalternative: The Brave Little Toaster was a kid's movie. Kids movies can be fantastic
dougma: ever see bluey or the backyardagains? Even little kids shows can be AMAZING
theambivalentagender: @djalternative Brave Little Toaster mention !!!
definenull: Does it hit op's graveyard too?
definenull: Sad
BrowneePointz: Honestly, I'd rather watch the 93 Super Mario Bros and that movie is NOT great(but it IS my fave B movie of all time)
GredGredmansson: like, some scenes i felt could be improved just with a short conversation, so the characters can process the scene
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz See that movie is bad in a fun way, like they were clearly trying something and failed.
djalternative: Kids movies should be deep enough that the parents don't hate having to be in the theater with their children
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @djalternative Isn't the Brave Little Toaster animated PTSD fuel?
theambivalentagender: I like to see when someone genuinely tries something and fails than when someone makes another lightly buttered toast sandwich
glitched_goddess: “This isn’t impossible.””…ok, NOW…”
KaleidoscopeMind: appa needed lunch
theambivalentagender: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yes, and that's IMPORTANT for child development
lamina5432: appah
BrowneePointz: but yea, Mario Bros 93 is a mess, but it's an ENTERTAINING mess
EnglishGrinn: Was that a concern?
djalternative: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It is but the movie was explicitly made for brave children
EvilBadman:
Just enough time to saddle next week's suckers with power cube
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I like mario 93.
lamina5432: what about say kenji
BodyofEvidences: Losing is so relatable, they're just like me!
GredGredmansson: @theambivalentagender or for someone to like, process when something isn't going their way
jadielady: ty for the stream
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok, to the moon!!!
lamina5432: gnight graham, c cori later
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GredGredmansson: later
GapFiller: eyyy Cairn!
CaptainSpam: Cori is climbing a mountain; why is she climbing a mountain?
djalternative: the folk have been tsundered
KaleidoscopeMind: mail time!
ContingentCat: thanks G and Cori
djalternative: o/
ContingentCat: !next
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