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GhostValv:
paronomasiac042: crane? corn?
BraveOthello: Alt title: Cameron and Cori (try to) climb a mountain
Mathwyn: Cairn or Cairn not, there is no try
RockPusher:
GhostValv watched 40 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
wedge_x: have this up and the Artemis II livestream at the same time, surely that won't be confusing
couchboyj: Why do I climb the mountain? Because I'm in love
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TXC2: Here we GO!
RockPusher:
Mission Conference says GO for TLI! 
247Gremlin: @paronomasiac042 Cream Cairn?
RockPusher: but now, time to climb a mountain!
margieargie: @wedge_x If Integrity ends up having to deal with a mountain something's gone horribly wrong
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
TehAmelie: howdy
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ArdCollider: hi bob.
DandyGeek: deposit those fluids
RockPusher: Furtherest toilet from Earth!
Vinewood_OG: Holy shit, they rehired Cameron! Nice.
TXC2: Multiple? but one is 3 to many
Juliamon: everyone will know exactly what that means a year from now
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
RockPusher: Moonbase is orbiting underground!
Coloneljesus: oh nice, we're climbing today!
KevinTheShark: Well, it may be a moonbase, but it IS orbiting Underground
ArdCollider: a neutrino?
chaos5896: I hate to tell you this, but I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
wedge_x: so many trons going through you right now
TXC2: neutrinos are the ones going through you all the time
RockPusher: still pretty thin
RockPusher: Rutherford
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RockPusher:
The Kiwi should know 
hyalopterous: Hi, Cori and Cameron
TXC2:
Rutherford? the President? 
RockPusher: yup
ArdCollider: Although Swedish researchers have gotten the one-atom thick thing going recently.
RockPusher: they are
TXC2: GOD
TXC2:
KevinTheShark: I feel like an electron would slingshot around a surface atom to bounce back
ashteranic: Those forces are my Nemesis
hyalopterous: Harmony of the Spheres!
RockPusher:
No self-interference on stream! 
TXC2: would a planet of water be like the gas giants?
Coloneljesus: we're playing Charon
247Gremlin: Karen?
dolphgrim: Is the water world on the back of a turtle, perhaps?
KevinTheShark: tOdAy!
hyalopterous: Gonna stack sopme rocks?
ladyjessica: what about the guy you have to manually walk up mountains?
RockPusher: Fall… bad?
Coloneljesus: Paul has also played this. we'll see who fares better
RockPusher:
ladyjessica: what was that game called again?
KevinTheShark: Luckily. Not real. It's imaginary ✨
Coloneljesus: @ladyjessica baby steps
ladyjessica:
right 
Getter404: Is it Peak? Maybe it's Peak.
wedge_x: clearly we need a cave diving game
TXC2: Caves are there to punish man's hubris for trying to enter the earth
Coloneljesus: @wedge_x there is iron lung and dave the diver
Xenguin47: Is that a thing we might want?
KevinTheShark: Is that genuinely things we want?
247Gremlin: Well, we wouldn't want to be full of piss and vinegar
Xenguin47: Adam Jensen IRL
247Gremlin: Gotta rotate the fluids
hyalopterous: Need a cave diving game for some real terror
KevinTheShark: @Xenguin47 We didn't ask for this
EbDorian: You can tour old iron(?) mines in Kimberly, BC
Coloneljesus: Cam is my people
RockPusher: I would like to go down one of those big drive-around-in salt mines
RockPusher: I wish to experience such dryness
KevinTheShark: Woosh click!
Xenguin47: My limbs were selected for me automatically at birth.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: vertical qwop unlocked.
MenomeAlice: I have only seen the trailers for The Descent and that put me off potholing for life
hyalopterous: Francais!
KevinTheShark: I'm already stressed out just seeing the settings
Juliamon: it's third-person yeah
margieargie: I'm from a karst region so I've always had so many caves around to not go into because I value my life
Coloneljesus: and some curses
TheMerricat: IIRC you really want the feedback on.
TXC2: yeah this game is BREATHY, so heads for people who aren't into that
TheMerricat: Yes
Juliamon: yeah
Coloneljesus: game is pretty and has an awesome OST
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wow... leaving streaks here too..
Juliamon: the breath is basically your main indicator of whether you're about to fall to your death
RockPusher: we call it drugs
Coloneljesus: @Juliamon and the very jiggly limbs
ArdCollider: are we Voldo?
KevinTheShark: I fell in a well, and I became part of a hole
Juliamon: this shot is very important for contextualizing how your limbs will move in this game
RatherLargeToad: lady bibendum
dolphgrim: 🎶Everythinggg in its right plaaaace🎶
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm having emergency dental surgery tomorrow.
247Gremlin: Voldo, except for your fingies.
EbDorian: @LoadingReadyRun I appreciate your lyrical-reference, Cori!
247Gremlin: (For now)
Getter404: First *human?* Is there aliens?
RockPusher: important to establish that landing taint-first on a rock *is* a possible outcome
RockPusher:
TXC2: Getter404 no, goats got there first
TheMerricat:
First learnt climb before you learn to run. 
ArdCollider: also that you can concuss yourself on flat land
KevinTheShark: I felt that crunch
Getter404: Anyone can do that. Once.
TehAmelie: Aava is a pure dex build
TheMerricat: So the diamonds that pop up show how good a hold you limb has made. you _can_ climb without a good hold but you lose strength quckly.
Juliamon: as a warning, the vocal barks in this game are *visceral*
KevinTheShark: This is amazing
SnackPak_: nice technique
GhostValv:
van daming it 
Getter404: She has the JCVD gene?!
KevinTheShark: So she cast Spider Climb before this, right?
margieargie: I'm starting to have questions about that "human" part
RockPusher: become one with the rock
MenomeAlice: I know you mentioned QWOP, but I'm thinking of Mount Your Friends
Getter404: @MenomeAlice Not enough helicopter spins for that
ArdCollider: the assistants at physical therapy where I go are always *wild* excited to learn that kinematics is a thing for VFX and game dev too
TXC2: how the foot comes to rest on the stair was the main use of it
TheMerricat: @MenomeAlice was that a triple entendre
KevinTheShark: Jumping from this top of this is gonna be great.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so the feedback we were telling you was important to have on? that's the diamond that pop up when you put down a limb.
Coloneljesus: I think RB is manual selection
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun without it, you ahve to guess using your breath sounds.
KevinTheShark: Awwww, I thought they were gonna let you jump off and break your ankles
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: climb bot is possibly the best video game character of the past year. Him, or great uncle herbert sinclair.
KevinTheShark: It does feel like qwop with actual control
Coloneljesus: turning on your light may help with seeing the 3D shape
poipal: Just like real bouldering!
BrowneePointz: The shading narrows some of the depth visually
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what qwop was missing was verticality.
TheMerricat: @Coloneljesus were we told how to turn on the light yet?
TehAmelie: we built an indestructible, inexhaustible, voice controlled spider robot that eats trash and poops pitons just to make climbing a little more convenient
TehAmelie: videogames R great
Coloneljesus: @TheMerricat not explicitly I don't think
KevinTheShark: I wonder where the cliff side merchant is to sell you more Pitons
MenomeAlice: @TehAmelie If it were me, I would simply hold onto the robot and let it do the climbing
KWardJenx: Does this story take place before she met Angron?
TehAmelie: that's the easy way
dumbo3k: Thank god for no limb clipping
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TheMerricat: I feel like if we didn't have every limb already wrapped up like a mummy, our muscles would be trying to pop like balloons.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie do you have a problem with climb bot? He's a very special boy1
offbeatwitch: erm
Lord_Hosk: yep
TXC2: what about that stretch?
Getter404: Oh, she's an Octodad.
Juliamon: Aava is definitely a human
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dolphgrim: Now THAT'S my kind of stretch
GhostValv: oh...
Invitare: can't you do that?
MenomeAlice: Um
goombalax: Hopital
KevinTheShark: I'm so glad the bag is there to block what this *looks like*
wedge_x: hey, uhhh, hey, you doing anything later after the climb?
Coloneljesus: Ava is a woman of many talents some would consider strange
MenomeAlice: @goombalax Amber lamps
TheMerricat:
Chat, the worst part about that? the diamond popup was indicating that's was a good hold. 
RockPusher:
offbeatwitch: in more ways that one i suppose
AMuseOfFirebane:
Juliamon: Good news about that
TXC2: so, I can almost do that move, I just can't have my foot pointing down at the same time
KevinTheShark: I can sense the raw anxiety this game builds
BrowneePointz: oh huh. I just found out today that American and British English pronounce Piton differently
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun cam, I am with you.
MenomeAlice: Pitching a tent might help you get that last bit of grip
Lord_Hosk: Lets talk about ways to make people cry on the side of a mountain?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: not to worry, i dont go outside
RockPusher: mmmmm, chocolate noods
ArdCollider: @Lord_Hosk google "alpine divorce"
KevinTheShark: Grip tape?
Invitare: put them on the train
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz I thought it was just a silly gamer thing...
RockPusher:
Put them on the train! 
TehAmelie: chocolate is basically peanut butter, and peanut butter is basically like peanut sauce if you put it on noodles
TXC2: I don't remember this screen from Paul's playthrough
KevinTheShark: @BrowneePointz Like... P-ton versus Peeton
TehAmelie: (very cheap peanut sauce)
BrowneePointz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth nope just looked it up. British(commonwealth) English says "Pih-tin" and American English pronounces it "Pee-tahn"
BrindleBoar: chalkposting
TheMerricat: you feed your bot the pastic waste you get to get more chalk
hyalopterous: Express follization
wedge_x: "What's this bottle labeled 'ayahuasca'?"
BrowneePointz: and it's running water so less likely to kill you!
TXC2: BrowneePointz I was told it was said as "pai-ton"
pleonasticTautology: hoy
BrowneePointz: I assume the same for Parkour
BrowneePointz: it changes how your brain views the world
TXC2: it's like when you do Parkour, everything because a thing you can climb over
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 that sounds like a particle
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz depression does that too.
RockPusher: but have we considered… down?
dumbo3k: @RockPusher Only up, never down
BrowneePointz: So when are are they making a Crank 3 where Jason Statham has to engage in a Ménage à Trois while bouldering to keep his heart going.
TheMerricat: Given that rope is the same color as the rope on our pack, I'm afraid that someone fell....
BrowneePointz: a nice new york cheesecake with just the perfect drizzle of honey....dangit Cam now I have to bake this weekend.
KevinTheShark: I imagine the real reason for this climb is so that you can steal honey and fire from the gods
RockPusher:
TheMerricat exactly, Free Rope!
MWGNZ:
RockPusher:
EbDorian:
that scream 
TehAmelie: imagine if they programmed Climbot to feel condescension
TXC2: bug out and call it even
RockPusher:
TheAinMAP:
pleonasticTautology:
Juliamon: like I said, the vocal barks are *visceral*
dolphgrim: That voice acting is horrifyingly real
TheAinMAP:
KWardJenx: Blood for the Blood God!
margieargie: Don't worry about all that... strawberry jam down there, that's what it is, yep
TheAinMAP: All the time.
MenomeAlice: That yell was...distressing
on_and_awful: "normal uppies" is the name of my MCR cover band
BrowneePointz: "She Boulders through her Skin"
vinvis_: Is this a pitonless run?
Seagulyus: I mean, its already 90% of Death Stranding...
RockPusher:
Death Stranding 3: The Mountain
Gekyouryuu: If this mountain climbing thing doesn't work out, we have a bright future as an Olympic gymnast
Juliamon: Good news!
TehAmelie: or in the circus as a contortionist
TXC2: "Kojima-san, there's been a breakthrough! we now have a 4 dimensional pelvis!"
TXC2:
the end?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cam, this game is FOR sobbing.\
Juliamon: This game wants you to cry, For multiple reasons.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon facts
TheMerricat: So as a heads up you can cook soups using stuff you've gathered and it makes more than if you eat raw.
TXC2: give me rope, long beautiful rope
RockPusher: Our Honey!!!
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TXC2:
Buzzfeed as I call it
GapFiller:
!?
BrowneePointz: if they don't like the conditions, off the will heck
BrowneePointz: they*
RockPusher: We provide housing in exchange for goods and services… oh no, we're beelords
TehAmelie: but what if i want to give my bees cute little leashes?
TheMerricat: Paul made rasberry tea when he played
KevinTheShark: I would like to make a tea from the Piton Scraps
247Gremlin: Bivouac? I love that album!
fcloud: how they made a whole game with self-screwing pitons and never once put in a joke about it i'll never understand
BrowneePointz: wait a second, did that tooltip for the honey mention she doesn't like the taste?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Bivouac? I hardly know a uac.
dumbo3k: @BrowneePointz yup
BrowneePointz: gotta be honest, honey is one of the few things I've never heard anyone ever say they dislike
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the muscle trembling is visual anxiety meter
TehAmelie: i've heard of people who don't like sweet things, but i'm not convinced they're real
on_and_awful: dad?
TXC2: I used to like honey, then I went off of it around age 10 for some reason
KevinTheShark: To be fair if I was climbing that. My arms and legs would be shaking too
TheMerricat: @BrowneePointz spoilers for end game. Our protagonist is not an easy person to like and they have a _very_ specific personality.
BrowneePointz: ah
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz Briefly as a kid mostly from a family member who kept insisting on the bee vomit is honey 'joke'
TehAmelie: back in school i read a book by Tenzing, he seemed like a cool dude
PhuzNutz: Sir Edmund Hilary also said the hardest part of climbing Everest was getting 3" of dick out of 6" of pants (:
KevinTheShark: Really, them not being easy to like makes it emotionally easier on us if she falls
ArdCollider: ah, the "what if the kid has bad vibes or is unpleasant" narrative argument.
TXC2: "get down!"
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 thank you
Juliamon: Cutscene!
DireOwlGames: you ever just try to vibrate through solid mass?
hyalopterous: Cutscene!
wedge_x: ski down
goombalax: "memento mori" "Nah I'd Win"
BrindleBoar: dab once and you shall dab forevermore
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, Cam.
KevinTheShark: They're really not dressed for a snowy mountain
TheAinMAP: Just sled down it.
Metric_Furlong: 159 you say
Thefluffiestguineapig: Never because we refused help
TheMerricat: Chat check the news on the left
TXC2: you just become part of the mountain
dm818: In a medium sized rowboat
TehAmelie: feels like the press is just resting with their finger on the death counter
Metric_Furlong: just sleeping in a free-hanging tent, huh
Invitare: the snakes climbed this mountain before humans
TXC2: wasn't he told of Shackleton’s Death while in the bath ?
Invitare: and they don't even have hands
couchboyj: Da Bears
RockPusher: Bad News! Bears!
KevinTheShark: Safe to say, us British explorers have always been a lot unhinged
pleonasticTautology: daaaaaaaaaaa bears
Reduce_Sanity: So this is the new peak expansion?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: da Pope
dm818: As someone with a fear of heights I don't think I would be able to play this game
TXC2:
so there is an amount of money I could be paid to sleep a night in that tent, but it's an amount a country could be ran on 
TheMerricat:
More demoralizing, seeing a snake just snaking up.
KevinTheShark: What about being demoralised by a Skyrim Horse?
Gekyouryuu: Kirin
TehAmelie: maybe there's bears riding goats up the cliffs
TXC2: Skyrim horse just stands sideways, looking at while smoking a cigarette
Metric_Furlong: and now the game truly begins
BrowneePointz: The Mountain is a banger album by Haken
Reduce_Sanity: So this qwop climbing? thats nuts
TheMerricat:
So the one thing I notice so far, Cori is a far more aggressive climber than Paul was.
Coloneljesus: techincally, twice the length
Juliamon:
Falling from a set length of rope has never hurt anyone!
TXC2:
also why are we going up this random pillar NEXT to the mountain?
fcloud: the game doesnt show you, but while we're killing ourselves for every inch of this ascent, theres dozens of skyrim horses scampering up to the very peak with ease
hyalopterous:
Juliamon: TXC2 It's connected
TXC2: Juliamon ok then
Reduce_Sanity: bodies move tha way
Vinewood_OG: How my partner sleeps
Boopity:
@TXC2 Now I'm just going to have this song playing on repeat for the next hour or so and it's your fault 
GhostValv: that's beyond apple sauce, that's apple butter
fcloud: there are upsides too...
TXC2:
Boopity hour?! it's gonna be in my head for the next 3 days
dm818: having the ability to phase through your own body seems useful
BrowneePointz: Look i'm just glad that the devs went "we can make the system skew towards artistic reality or working mechanically and we chose the latter"
MenomeAlice: "How are you you doing all this!?" "...yoga"
BrowneePointz: could you imagine if this game had realistic anatomy but controlled like crap?
Boopity:
TXC2 Oh in my head it shall live rent-free. But on my computer for as long as I will remain up
Metric_Furlong: hey, did anyone ever watch the 2000s documentary film Touching the Void?
Reduce_Sanity: I can see why climbers call such manuevers "smearing"
247Gremlin: Oh no, you're leg is now part of the mountain
TXC2: Metric_Furlong is that the one where the guy broke his leg on the mountain, had to spend a week climbing down by himself?
Spades_Slicc: does each limb have it's own stamina bar?
TheMerricat: Don't forget you have pitons.
Spades_Slicc: Ignore the pitons: leave no trace
Juliamon: Piton-less run go
Coloneljesus: title drooop\
TXC2: Roll Credits!
s0lesurviv0r: geez, been watching for just a few minutes and the wobbling limb animations are making me anxious
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 that's the one
hyalopterous: Hey, title screen
margieargie: I'm sure it's fine
Spades_Slicc: Not always
TXC2: Metric_Furlong great film
Reduce_Sanity: Or pile rocks to make a mountain taller
BrowneePointz: I'm sure it's not Symbolic
Invitare: you'll be different though
KevinTheShark: A foreboding? Ohhh they would never do that
hyalopterous:
247Gremlin: Disregard pitons, embrace gripstrength
Just_Herby: Not always on a corpse, at least in the Welsh mountains they're trail markers
Metric_Furlong: although notably he had to do it by himself because his climbing partner literally cut him loose
Spades_Slicc: Cairns are corpseless sometimes and are built to mark trails
Brozard: We're climbing the mountain at the Iron Temple. Salad Man's gonna be pissed.
Just_Herby: It's good luck to add a stone to each cairn you pass (because it maintains them)
Invitare: did Paul get to this part? I recall him getting distracted by a big rock
Juliamon: He did
ContingentCat: then you make a pile of rocks on their corpse
TheMerricat:
@Invitare Yep, Paul got to the title screen.
BrowneePointz: yea sometimes Cairns are signifiers of a tomb and sometimes are just corpseless markers
Boopity: @Invitare I immensely enjoy this sentence
KevinTheShark: Apparently various mountains have gotten shorter from people taking rocks from the peak
TXC2: Metric_Furlong after holding him one handed for hours, and reasonably assumed he was dead already
Brozard: Oh, I thought you meant like snacks
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Paul got to the 'secret' honey den.
Brozard: Like "Ooo! Jerky!"
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 yeah, a fun time all around
dumbo3k: @Brozard OOo Long Pork!
BrowneePointz: the music is quite similar in bpm to a heartbeat too Cam
TheMerricat: Chat how bad would it suck if a strong wind just hit as you were walking across?
TXC2: who put the sighboard there?
hyalopterous: Hey, a cairn
TXC2: !break
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MenomeAlice: Check the bounty board for Sidequests
TehAmelie: it's what plants crave!
BrowneePointz: Oh man an Ice Cold Lemonade gatorade?
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Vinewood_OG: I quit smoking a long time ago, but...
TXC2: right chat I'm off
goombalax: in which cameron nearly reveals the Gatorade stash
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleep well TXC2!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
Boopity: Take care @TXC2 !
BrowneePointz: so chat, Chile Verde is tasty
TehAmelie: i have some real good chili con carne myself
StringCheeseRiot: Chile Verde is very tasty
BrowneePointz: you know...I wonder if you could make a good Vegetarian Chile Verde with Jackfruit
StringCheeseRiot: You can make almost anything with jack fruit it seems
BrowneePointz: well specifically it's great for pork substitute
BrowneePointz: due to flavor/texture
BrowneePointz: it's good in other things to but it's an AMAZING 1:1 pork sub
StringCheeseRiot: Very true its the perfect sub in for BBQ pork
TehAmelie: it's got pineapple, peanuts and some stinky cheese
BrowneePointz: too*
margieargie:
Anything that matches pork's taste is not a good substitute in my opinion, that's the main thing I want to swap -out-
StringCheeseRiot: Its mainly the texture and consistency that jack fruit helps replace
tajessa: As is tradition
Spades_Slicc: Yes tell us about getting high Cori
ContingentCat: th forbiddn hop
KevinTheShark: So, Base jumping and ocean traversing. Got it
BrowneePointz: I have a healthy respect for Heights
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cam, are you a roller coaster rider?
Boopity: What an awesome way to frame that
RealGamerCow: I was just about to ask if you liked those Cameron
KevinTheShark: I used to do rigging lighting in theatres, and thats an *experience*
TehAmelie: clearly you'll have to combine your hobbies and parachute into open water for fun
Vinewood_OG: "When was the last safety inspection?"
BrowneePointz: I love them SO much
BrowneePointz: god I love Rollercoasters
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love when wind can push on your lean
KevinTheShark: I think you'd enjoy indoor skydiving
tajessa: My neck is too messed up to go on rollercoasters now and I miss them so much
BrowneePointz: and one of the reason I love Rollercoasters is they are designed by very smart people, tested by very smart people, and safety inspected by very smart people
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz You (we) hope.
RealGamerCow: just tuning in, what thoughts do you have for the pathfinding and hold location indicators in this game?
BrowneePointz: It's incredible tension building
MenomeAlice: 🎞️ WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES🎞️
BrowneePointz: which all good Horror has
dumbo3k: I think this is the start of a day
BrowneePointz: History is forged by the Indomitable, the Foolhardy, and the Unlucky
KevinTheShark: Depending on the height you might find a lot more than bones
Spades_Slicc: I don't think that's what you find in firewatch
KevinTheShark: Plenty of bodies on Everest have been perfectly preserved
BrowneePointz: French
BrowneePointz: Montpelier
BrowneePointz: Montpellier*
niccus: pipis
tajessa: Pick up your trash or I will send my mouse friends to wee on your sleeping bag
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz Is that quote?
hyalopterous: Do not eat bats, they have all the diseases
ContingentCat: bats are mammals after all so yeah milk
Strebenherz: @tajessa Oui oui
BrowneePointz: ooooooh. the studio was founded by Ex Ubisoft folks
BrowneePointz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth nope that's a genuine Browneeism
Coloneljesus: they also made FURI
tajessa: @contingentcat bat milk implies the possibility of bat cheese
RockPusher: gotta still be alive to clean up your trash…
247Gremlin: The Jockaus, if you will
BrowneePointz: idk, they started with mostly mobile games and then they made Furi
BrowneePointz: and Furi is a fucking banger
Spades_Slicc: Robot not swole enough to carry you
ContingentCat: @tajessa and yogurt yup
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Robot is my favorite boy.
BrowneePointz: It's unsubtle, and also good
Spades_Slicc: You're being followed
BrowneePointz: and sometimes, I like when the horror is blunt as a hammer
BrowneePointz: cuz people miss the POINT
Metric_Furlong:
I'd probably to a doctor about it, personally, but I imagine that would make for a less interesting film
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Yes
tajessa: Ouch
xerjen: Ouch!
ContingentCat: ouch
GhostValv: D:
margieargie: Not ideal
RealGamerCow: get coxyx'd
Metric_Furlong: rip
TheAinMAP:
Boopity: The twitch
Spades_Slicc: Shoulda worn a helmet on your ass
RockPusher:
BrowneePointz: I still need to see the Color Out of Space adaptation with Nic Cage
7gorobei: i blame belaybot
Boopity: I am shocked she is still alive and well
RockPusher: didn't need that coccyx did you?
Bowerbird7: almost got Gwen Stacy'd
Metric_Furlong:
you could use the pitans, but what if you need them later?
ContingentCat: I'm surprised you didn't just leave your pelvis behind
tajessa: She's not a quitter, you gotta give it to her
BrowneePointz: probably 140?
taliesinskye: Climbing machibe
taliesinskye: Machine*
Juliamon: Right, we haven't passed any time in bivouac yet
KeytarCat: Lean, mean, climbing queen
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, would you rather see a great nick cage movie, or a terrible nick cage movie? Both are valid to be sure.
taliesinskye: That's good too
Metric_Furlong: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I'd rather see a great one
Juliamon: Sun's rising
Juliamon: You woke at dawn
couchboyj: A Nic Cage movie so terrible it wraps around to great
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Or, third option... moonstruck.
KeytarCat: Unironically love hearing Cam go "NYIIING" from the kitchen
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @couchboyj Face off?
LordZarano: Richi! This is definitely mahjong
TehAmelie: they say if you're watching any Nick Cage movie, you're watching every movie he has done and hasn't done
Vinewood_OG: folded like a tent in a tornado
ContingentCat: clenching?
TehAmelie: we're going to get strangled by our legs at some point
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I grind my teeth when I have stress dreams, Cam. Is that it?
Bowerbird7:
the legs
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Also, on a related note, did I mention emergency dental surgery tomorrow?
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth I'm glad you got that scheduled quickly!
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ContingentCat: sure hips can work like that
margieargie: Short rest, you don't recover any spell slots
00busyhands:
omg, this game was giving me anxiety through the preview
RockPusher: happy little trees
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ContingentCat Are you implying that her hips... lied??? Because, they don't do that!
TehAmelie: score!
CrossXhunteR: they come in a can
GhostValv:
lentils and ham
Brozard: Oh, there are snacks!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You can make yourself some hot ham water now.
TehAmelie: there's an expression in Swedish, "one person's bread is another's death." pretty literal here huh
Spades_Slicc: Maybe that's how you get down
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie Well, the inverse.
RockPusher: better than death by rip-ass I suppose…
wedge_x: "Wasn't easy!"
RockPusher: boxxo!!! nooooooooooooo!
rosesmcgee: Going with plane crash. probably find a soccer team somewhere too
Invitare: they carried it up the stairs
RealGamerCow: I choose to believe that it got trebuchet'd up there
NorthstarTex: sickening slop? Oh you found DLSS5
xerjen: Capitalism
ContingentCat: gesundheit
TehAmelie: i suspect bars
TehAmelie: bears
Coloneljesus: gondola
RealGamerCow: is that where the vending machine came from
Brozard: a funicular?
ContingentCat: Yeet!
RockPusher:
Brozard: oh wait, that's on rails
wedge_x: just like the opening to Strange Days
Spades_Slicc: You remember Mirror's Edge right?
rosesmcgee: Is this Homer climbs the Murderhorn simulator? Where are the powersauce bars?
RealGamerCow: Climbing footage doesn't bother me nearly as much as people going over glacier crevasses. Those freak me out
Boopity:
No, it's a second sunrise
iris_of_ether: 🆙🆙🆙
TehAmelie: i'm forming a theory we have replaced all our limbs with hidden weapons, Assassin's Creed style
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I didn't know this was tatooine.
Boopity: Sounds fake
KevinTheShark: I feel like Climb-bot could really be helping a lot more
xerjen: Sounds like Adam, yes
Boopity:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I couldn't see jt on phone... what was it?
Boopity: @thedepthandbreadthofseth "I climbed this at the age of 11. Very cool" - Adam
RockPusher: whichle
RockPusher: thisle
hyalopterous: bear cave
hyalopterous: cutscene cave
KevinTheShark: Oh look! Spare parts!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Boopity Got it. Ty!
Invitare: yeet it off the edge
TehAmelie: well, we're at least as good at this as that 11 year old kid. encouraging!
iris_of_ether:
RockPusher: weighing him down
ContingentCat: aww
margieargie: Ah, good, we did the thing in the title, guess that means we won the game!
KevinTheShark: He's gonna get down a lot faster once he clears the edge
Boopity:
Wait, genuinely why did she do that
RockPusher:
lenticular 
JoannaTastic: there's nothing we can do for him, but there is something we can do *against* him
KeytarCat: making soup soup
KevinTheShark: I'm imagining she's just eating the recipe paper
TehAmelie: a pocket full of lentils and ham, that's the dream
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @RockPusher Did Beej ever use lenticular in the QWRP line ad read?
ContingentCat: fun pills
Spades_Slicc: Spabst blue rippon
BrindleBoar: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I'm certain one of them was lenticular X
Juliamon: she only actually sleeps if she's injured
KevinTheShark: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yeah I think it was the funicular one
tajessa: @tehamelie don't let your dreams be dreams
Spades_Slicc: Refill water?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @KevinTheShark Ty!
RockPusher:
thedepthandbreadthofseth I'd have to review the tapes but it seems like something he'd do 
Spades_Slicc: and a camera
RockPusher: *was* a cable car…
dolphgrim: Wow. Peak looks a lot different after the latest patch...
KeytarCat: Someone left their liquid death
KevinTheShark: And like... Nothing on your legs but bandages instead of warm winter wear
Boopity: That's so true, she really said "I'm going on a mountain that everyone before me has died on" and _that_ is what she packed
thedepthandbreadthofseth: And a robot who can do all the things you cant
TehAmelie: 160th time is the charm
RealGamerCow: is there an achievement for getting up the mountain with the camera in tact?
Ace__of__Hearts: dear doctor Cam how is Marathon and will you stream it?
dolphgrim: @loadingreadyrun did you forget Bingbong? 😦
BrindleBoar: F
thedepthandbreadthofseth: To be fair, I'm pretty sure she is fueled by spite.
Brozard: Seasons don't fear the mountain
RockPusher: ♫ Loot that body! ♫
KevinTheShark: Gonna pile some rocks on top of this dude?
NoxStryx: How is marathon? probably. Will you stream it? yeah.
RockPusher:
ContingentCat:
RockPusher:
TehAmelie: killed by herbal medicine, oof
rosesmcgee: Never trust Adam's chat
RealGamerCow: He listened to Adam's chat. First mistake
rosesmcgee: @RealGamerCow Hell yeah, one brain cell!
xerjen: Oh, these rocks are probably not slippery at all
Spades_Slicc: Sprinting deals damage?
RealGamerCow: @xerjen I have eaten shit more than once while hiking near waterfalls
RockPusher: bot friend got you! I believe in bot friend!
KevinTheShark: Going down!? Sacrilege!
margieargie: And some celebrity opens a rock and starts talking to you
RockPusher: *physics*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @KevinTheShark Ok, dj ka
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Dj khalid.
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
Vinewood_OG:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth 
KeytarCat: Sidled your way to the stairs!
TehAmelie: i want to pick some nettles for soup, they're almost in season. if only it was as easy as Aava made it look
Brozard: go left
BrindleBoar: "good dog"
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NorthstarTex: Illusion ahead.
RealGamerCow: Or the Roman graffiti that is something like "Agustus eats his own dick"
KevinTheShark: "Halfdan was here"
BrindleBoar: @RealGamerCow "this is very high" is my favorite
RealGamerCow: The broad leaf stuff looks like mullein to me.
RealGamerCow: which makes good toilet paper
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie She, as I said previously, fueled by spite.
Brozard: we got outselves a rain-slick precipice
KevinTheShark: This seems like a very sensible climb
Brozard: Billie Jean is!
margieargie: Normal way to go along a cliff face
KevinTheShark: Well damn, you found the Skyrim horse
TehAmelie: [Skyrim intensifies]
ContingentCat: mmmm runoff
KeytarCat: drink that cliff water!
Boopity: As someone who has tried to drink rain before, it's harder than you think
IanAllenBird: harrowing
Boopity: *blood-curdling scream* *gently swings down*
KevinTheShark: At least the rain stopped
Borgrim_: triple jointed legs seem useful, but think about all the extra possible knee injuries
RealGamerCow: #normal leg things
JKBalch:
Brozard: Don't froth him
KevinTheShark: @margieargie I'm SO GLAD it's not just me!
IanAllenBird: that can't be right
Borgrim_: lentil and ham powered robot
TehAmelie:
KevinTheShark: No one's made it to the top and come back down
Spades_Slicc: I mean, HAS no one made it to the top or has no one returned from the top?
TheAinMAP:
dumbo3k: I think no one solo climbed to the top
Borgrim_: Climbdalf
thedepthandbreadthofseth: She casts light
RealGamerCow: how the hell is a bear getting up to that cave
TehAmelie: the bear planted those to look nice
margieargie: @RealGamerCow The bear also has a rope and pitons
KevinTheShark: Ooo actual damage
IanAllenBird: that's normal for necks to do that right
JKBalch: Micronaps are good for you
RealGamerCow: oh that was a bad head dangle
thedepthandbreadthofseth: If not now, when?
SquareDotCube: well it was raining
Sethalidos: bloody hands reducing grip maybe
BlackIsis: legs should not bend that way
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@Sethalidos 
Seth.
TehAmelie: this is Legs Don't Bend that Way: The Game tbh
umbrakittygirl: !next
KevinTheShark: QWOP 2: Vertical Boogaloo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @KevinTheShark QWOP 2: Vertical Integration
TehAmelie: remember, as long as the backpack covers our pelvic region anything is possible
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KevinTheShark: She just doesn't like honey to differentiate herself from the bears
TehAmelie: austere is a good word for us
NoxStryx: I wonder if there is more to it. Like maybe we find out she found a beehive inside a dead animal or hiker on a previous trip
KevinTheShark: The legs really make this game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: She is a very intriguing character to me. Like, she's very unpleasant, and I want to know more.
RyGuy7991: I don't even think I can bend my arms that way
CaptainSpam: Climbot's all "I don't see what your problem is, fleshbag, I can climb this just fine."
ContingentCat: friend?
empyreon: blessed
JKBalch: Maybe that cave was for one really large Pika
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I miss quiznos. So many calories.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have naturally hypermobile hips and I can't bend my legs that way
TheAinMAP:
RockPusher: any excuse for cake and beer
Metric_Furlong:
check whether what?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: This is a game about how far you have to go to run away from your feelings.
TehAmelie: wait that cola has to be shaken like a paint can by now
KevinTheShark: I'm just imagining her cooking mystery berries and just tripping her way up this mountain
hyalopterous: cobine the chocolate and caramel
TehAmelie: just closing her eyes and zapping up like Harry Du Bois
wedge_x: Integrity back below 20,000 miles altitude, TLI burn in about 2 hours
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @wedge_x This is the slingshot?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Or whatever.
wedge_x: it's the burn to go around the moon, yeah
wedge_x: they're doing it a perigee to boost apogee to a free return around the moon
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It's weird to think of 20,000 miles as an "altitude."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @wedge_x Yeah. Man, space travel is bawler.
TehAmelie: word
wedge_x: the big loop they did last night/today topped out around 70,000 miles
wedge_x: burn is at ~115 miles
wedge_x: get that oberth effect
ArtDecoSunburn: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yeah. Especially when there's no "up" in space.
wedge_x: they're still in orbit, so it's still relative to earth
wedge_x: 'distance from' is same as, though
TheAinMAP:
DylPage: No, they're drawing.
RockPusher:
iris_of_ether:
KevinTheShark: Yes. Drink the cave juice
RockPusher: mmmmm, mushroom water
Spades_Slicc: taste of amoeba
RockPusher: so rich in protein
hyalopterous: Gonna get written up in the lancet
KeytarCat: "We can taste!" -the amoeba
TehAmelie: that fence looks scarier than no fence
RockPusher: Metallic bad! Free music!
Coloneljesus: oh yeah, you should definitely check that one out
RockPusher: *Metallica
CaptainSpam: And so you find the legendary mountain rave and forget the climb?
Coloneljesus: yes
RockPusher: Stick to something… eventually
ContingentCat: you'll stick somewhr
ContingentCat: *somewhere (damn e and w keys not working)
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Boopity: That scream was so real
RockPusher:
RockPusher:
Boopity: Everything's fine!
RockPusher:
Vinewood_OG: That's all folks!
Boopity: Did... did we just mind palace?
Brozard: And that's what would have happened!
RockPusher: man, I wish I had a thinglonger
hyalopterous: save poitn
margieargie: @RockPusher I've gotten some e-mails over the years that can help you with that, apparently
RockPusher: being able to activate the light switch without standing up would revolutionise my life
RockPusher:
Juliamon: oh my god Christ
Boopity: Oh my god
Brozard: That was some GI Joe action figure nonsense
ErynTzun: With sum rubber bands in the legs
BusTed:
TheAinMAP:
ContingentCat:
Coloneljesus: ye this game has some JANK here and there
TehAmelie: what, you never done a full split with crossed legs?
Juliamon: I'm sure this is safe
BusTed: cave rave
Boopity:
ContingentCat:
TheAinMAP:
JKBalch: Those berries work hard
Coloneljesus: this is a remix of a song from FURI btw
BusTed:
Anubis169:
same devs 
ErynTzun: Unz unz unz unz unz
Brozard: Climb first, then banana
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Coloneljesus: you'll notice her head bobs
Coloneljesus: unfortunately, it doesn't seem like this song has been released as of yet
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Juliamon: More definitely-safe cave water
Coloneljesus: i'd call it techno?
Juliamon: that is definitely not raver piss
Anubis169: Synthwave
Coloneljesus: @Anubis169 the original song is. the remix less so imho
Anubis169: yeye
Brozard: Quick, to Ishtar's guide
Coloneljesus: ishtar my beloved
Anubis169: our camera is doing the oomph oomph oomph oomph
KevinTheShark: Yes.... Mushrooms from the Rave Cave
TehAmelie: my guess is hellmouth
Anubis169: The air was stagnant
Anubis169: and now we know why
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RockPusher: ♫ Loot that body! ♫
Coloneljesus: real "Rationalize eating trash" energy
DarthRagnar815: Environmental storytelling at its best.
mustercull: someone had too much moonshine at the cave rave
SquareDotCube: "and that's when they stopped using the cave"
Brozard: I too ate gum out of a trash can in Bioshock
Coloneljesus: oh yeah speaking of, do you plan on playing Esoteric Ebb on talking sim or elsewhere?
Coloneljesus: or did you already and I missed it
KeytarCat: But climb-bot does help! you never run out of pitons
Coloneljesus: it's Disco Elysium but DnD
Boopity: Do we think real life rock climbers would gatekeep climbers who use Climbbot super hard?
SquareDotCube: shouldn't we... rest?
ErynTzun: Infinite pitonio
Coloneljesus: and very funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that one of those games that might be a fight to get?
Juliamon: "I'll rest when I'm dead" --Aava probably
ArtDecoSunburn: @Boopity Without a doubt.
Coloneljesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig what do you mean?
Boopity: @ArtDecoSunburn "You didn't actually beat the mountain if you used climbbot assist"
Coloneljesus: your legs there are pretty colorful
TehAmelie: "you cheated not only the mountain but yourself"
ArtDecoSunburn: Reminds me of an NPR story today about tiny fish in the Congo that jump up rocks in a waterfall as part of their migration.
ErynTzun: A free riiiiide that you've already paid
SquareDotCube: that xcom save scum
ContingentCat: oops
Coloneljesus: didn't hook in yet
Juliamon: that.. happened to Paul too
Juliamon: camera is lewd
Coloneljesus: multiple times too
Boopity:
Yeah, Paul ran into the same issue
tipulsar85: Is it time to Get over it?
ErynTzun: Cartwheel falling, what style
Metric_Furlong: "You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself" was about someone using cheats to clear the final boss of Sekiro, orignally
KevinTheShark: Can you loot your own body?
Coloneljesus: @KevinTheShark it's not a soulslike if that's what you mean
TehAmelie: oh yes, Sekiro, i knew it was an Fromsoft game
Juliamon: Good news, it's not raining
ContingentCat: ooofa
TheAinMAP:
Metric_Furlong: RIP
ErynTzun: Oh nooo
GapFiller: F
IanAllenBird: that's the most dead anyone's ever been
Boopity: Ouchie ouch
TheMerricat: "You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself refers to a viral tweet made by Twitter user @Fetusberry in which he criticized PC Gamer journalist James Davenport for resorting to cheats to beat the final boss in 2019 video game Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice."
ErynTzun:
tipulsar85: EVERYTHING IS FINE!
KeytarCat: stopped taking damage partway through tho
Coloneljesus: true
ErynTzun: Only mostly dead
ContingentCat: not yet
iris_of_ether: omg
ErynTzun: Partially alive
Coloneljesus: just decompress a bit, you'll be fine
KeytarCat: I've never been dead, and I'm quite happy about that
TheAinMAP:
Coloneljesus: is there no better route?
hyalopterous: ten seconds is a long time to hold on
TheMerricat: A lot longer when your limbs are about to give out.
KeytarCat: like 4?
BusTed: 'fraid not
tipulsar85: Short cut to bone city?
ContingentCat: it needs to be in pretty good to be fair
Boopity:
Well considering they're video-game magical self-screwing pitos, she's pretty fast compared to real life
KevinTheShark: Speed running their way to the bottom of the mountain
ErynTzun: There's bad, worse and aww dang I'm dead
Coloneljesus: Paul got annoyed at the little flick she does
KeytarCat: yeah, like 4 seconds
TehAmelie: also our pitons cannot come loose. very convenient
Coloneljesus: i think body pose and overhang also significantly contribute to exhaustion
ContingentCat: yeah I felt that frustration
TehAmelie: maybe our fingers aren't in excellent condition either
ErynTzun: Ooowwwww
KeytarCat: oh yeah, fingies
Coloneljesus: gotta chalk those fuckers up
ContingentCat: definitely short nails
Coloneljesus: i think the nails are long gone
tipulsar85: Shatner "Making love to the mountain."
hyalopterous: not anymore
IanAllenBird: do we /still/
BusTed:
IanAllenBird: junhbujinhb
Boopity:
Coloneljesus: Video Games
ErynTzun: The Sh*tner certainly not convincing lol
margieargie: Get to the top of the mountain and see there's an elevator on the other side
ArdCollider: "huh, there's a PS5 and one of those battery box things here."
PMAvers: "oh hey a elevator"
ErynTzun: There was a lift all along
lamina5432: some muscle touych
Juliamon: We should probably give our fingies a look-over
ErynTzun: Muscle up sister move to muscle touch
ErynTzun: Sleep like the dead, because you've been dead
Strebenherz:
had to irl go, did we find an air bnb on top of the mountain or something? 
Vinewood_OG: $3k in nyc
hyalopterous: combine the chocolate and caramel
Strebenherz: I see we're suddenly in a building and not grunting on top of a rock face
ErynTzun: Build a small loft, $4k in NYC
tipulsar85: Shower head shower.
ContingentCat: just as long as it's not a meatier shower
pctjoe: he would still be Raving about it
ErynTzun: It's like Zelda levels of raining juuuuust as you start climbing
iris_of_ether:
ContingentCat: sure that's how legs work
BusTed:
accountmadeforants: @ContingentCat Hate it when rain hits me on my wakeup frames
Boopity: We are real
ErynTzun:
iris_of_ether: Cam
Spades_Slicc: Yeah, you've got 198 of us right here
Juliamon: Those eggs you found? Troglodyte eggs
KeytarCat: More like Trog-delight!
ContingentCat:
!
margieargie: Confirmed, you are not a bear
ErynTzun: Bears can use piton to climb this high?
ContingentCat: it's a big issue for parks lol
KevinTheShark: Unless it's altitude sickness or something dumbing them down
tipulsar85: Iambread!
ContingentCat: oh no
IanAllenBird: oh noo
ContingentCat: poor spider friend
pctjoe: one of the bonus levels is gaslighting a farmer to not kill his pig
Juliamon: Knowing there's a good 80% chance anyone who hears you will immediately murder it
ContingentCat: not saying anything is the best for the spider
ErynTzun: I work in large business finance for a telecom, the stupidest humans responsible for millions of dollars in equipment don't read my first sentence and I have to reword what I already said so many times a day.
KeytarCat: this is different rock
Boopity: I used to get scared of spiders that got caught on my clothes while outside, but then I started thinking of it as essentially me kidnapping them and uprooting them from their homes. Genuinely makes me less scared of them
KevinTheShark: Oh yeah, frostbite is coming for her
ContingentCat: oh god yeah grippers are out
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Bionull: This is more of a physically grasping game
Serpens77: is it no shoes, or those weird toe shoes?
Boopity:
Not the delayed scream
IanAllenBird: oh you lived!
ContingentCat: good scream
Strebenherz: The scream AFTER THEY FELL
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fair
Coloneljesus: chat is this good?
Boopity: Wait, WE'RE FINE??
Strebenherz: HOW DID WE LIVE
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: 128 gamer hours
KevinTheShark: Yeah, if my legs bent that way, I'd scream too
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would scream till my throat bled
Strebenherz: the pause, AND THEN THEY SCREAMED was horrible
Strebenherz: YEET
Strebenherz: the game was like NOPE
Vinewood_OG: Zelda lied
IanAllenBird: fascinating
tipulsar85: YOOOOP
Boopity: We did it!
KeytarCat: I used to climb granite formations with the Scouts. Rarely but predictably got lacerations
ContingentCat: yup that's all it takes
Strebenherz: what's that meme music that people set youtube shorts to? grey out, pause, moment before disaster? that was that moment
lamina5432: this isn't a rage game
Juliamon: there is only one thing for her, and that is climb
ErynTzun: Gwen Stacy action figure legs
pctjoe: the stretch of the game after you can give up is soo rough
KevinTheShark: If she wants calorie dense. She should try Kendal Mint Cake
KeytarCat: The suggestion for backpacking is "food you'll eat", so a lot of us would bring Snickers bars
TehAmelie: i loved the part where we got a voice mail in the middle of trying to jump a 20 meter deep crevice
JoannaTastic: @Strebenherz oh, 'Roundabout' by Yes?
ErynTzun: Gotta save em for laaaaater
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shaking the backpack is fun
ErynTzun: What if *this* is the end boss
KevinTheShark: I wonder IF the bag weight affects your grip
KeytarCat: Cans are a nightmare for backpacking, but I've never had a recycler bot
Coloneljesus: the game is longer than one might think
RockPusher: It feels like you could integrate this game really well into The Long Dark
Coloneljesus: 11.5h for main story
ErynTzun: HowLongToBeat 14½ Hours Main Story 11½ Hours Main + Sides 15 Hours Completionist 21 Hours
lamina5432: so want light no fire
hyalopterous: Light no fire is hello games, yes
ArtDecoSunburn: Wouldn't a real Everest-like ascent require more than one climber (even if you had a robot dog)?
lamina5432: \
RockPusher: lovingly crafted mountain
KeytarCat: @ErynTzun More for story than main+sides?
ArtDecoSunburn: I think some climbs require ladders and thus at least two people, right?
Coloneljesus: there are some secrets to find
Coloneljesus: there are NPCs
KevinTheShark: Hermits living on the mountain??
RockPusher:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Coloneljesus Non Player Crags?
Boopity: Oh god
TehAmelie: technically i'm a troglodyte, i've slept in a cave
RockPusher: 2005
ErynTzun: Formatting issues with copy paste from that
dumbo3k: Thanks for streaming
TehAmelie: this was a lot of fun!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie That would earn you cartouche spot on an early modern map margin.
KeytarCat: tiltycave
ErynTzun: Ty for strim
Coloneljesus: good climbing yall
RockPusher:
IanAllenBird: o7
lamina5432: gnight
CrossXhunteR: mmm, witherbloom
Strebenherz: also was unable to comment on it earlier, but the game's voice acting is VERY VERY good, and it's SO MUCH more horrifying/clenching because ofit
wedge_x: runnah
RockPusher: and for the Artemis II watchers, TLI in around 55 minutes from now
ErynTzun: MOAR marathon
GapFiller: Marathon following in the long tradition of One More Gaming
wedge_x: Thief I think
ErynTzun: A marathon of Marathon
Strebenherz:
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Serpens77: math is for subbers
Strebenherz: OH NO
ErynTzun: It misses mine lol
ContingentCat: !next
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