The Long Game || Sunderfolk Ep 3

   LoadingReadyRun:  Everyone ready for more Sunderfolk? I hope we don't get crushed by the Ogre Queen, we would totally HATE that.
  Juliamon: Oh, it would be SO terrible
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, everyone would hate that.
 LordZarano: We have good Trans Lunar Injection burn
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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Get comfortable, let's dig into a board game for a while shall we? Game: Sunderfolk) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam Makes it sound like a homey, folksy game. "Aww, shucks, I bisected 'im."
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 kusinohki: meows
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 accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn ...yes. Trust me.
 NoxStryx: The new bi-athalon
 GhostValv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NoxStryx: Cook and shotputter
 ArtDecoSunburn: Squeegee man?
 accountmadeforants: 
 SnackPak_: the dream
 NoxStryx: Is the guy with the broom in curling not called the "Wiper"?
 SnackPak_: oof
 gualdhar: incoming love pentagram
 GhostValv: DC 17
 GhostValv: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @NoxStryx I once an athlectic conference's governing official who was in charge of keeping the official shotputts for the NCAA national track and field championship. He had them locked in a case.
 gualdhar: easily, face sitting triathalon
 gualdhar: I mean what kind of activity/sport
 SnackPak_: what about Chirp?
 NoxStryx: The newest YAF, Big Lady and the Goonbags
 accountmadeforants: Sunderfolk giving you the ability to name things was truly a masterstroke
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 Dog_of_Myth: Bug crew
 ShaneLeeAtk: I would somehow watch all of that
 accountmadeforants: Can we add in the Supreme Commander map where you do the grain of rice on a chessboard thing
 margieargie: They're eating ginger, clearly
 KWardJenx: Dude is hardcore
 ProcyonFlynn: Ginger is good for health
Garfman314: that weasel's breath will STANK
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  Juliamon: Weasel gonna be so damn healthy
Aly_Rei: Howdy!!
 JosephDeath: I had a class where a dude ate a raw potato next to me... Just taking bites out of it like an apple
 ArtDecoSunburn: Like those people who eat apples core and all. Freaky.
 korvys: Definitely thought that said "bug penis"
 kusinohki: no one questions the pork chop in a world of animorphic animals??
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
  Juliamon: korvys Serge definitely called it that both previous episodes
 ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki That pig had it coming.
 ArtDecoSunburn: This fantasy world has a postal service?
  Juliamon: man, now I want to defrost a lemon ginger muffin, damn that weasel
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 idontgetmyrealname: call out!
  Juliamon: is that... digital figging?
 gualdhar: look that's not the most cursed use of ginger
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Two clauses never before united by a comma in a single sentence, Juliamon.
 RatherLargeToad: but not the Professor or Maryanne
 DiscordianTokkan: Moonbase Mk0
 ProcyonFlynn: Ginger Palace 
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeadstrongMoldyChimpanzeeSMOrc-72M0rym3iJymVpTj
 GhostValv: "It could be anything"
 korvys: Titanic 3
 ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad The Howells would definitely do well in a game like this. Just buy upgrades.
 ContingentCat: Love the new Bi colours
 plaidanddrpepper: Boats mcOracle face
 KWardJenx: Love it
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 korvys: Someone take that word off Serge
 ProcyonFlynn: They're all little animals, surely it would be Supawb not Supreme 
 ArtDecoSunburn: It's like the cube mashing in Vindication (the board game).
  Juliamon: No mine, only craft
 pctjoe: oh no not ringo
 Kentosaurus: blood diamonds
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'm sure an uncle who rhymes with "peril" is concerned utmost about mine safety.
 KWardJenx: Proof the children long for the mines
 Bruceski: The child yearns for the mines
 ContingentCat: Aww -uh
 ContingentCat: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: It's a mine -- the animals have to dig their own way to hell.
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 ArtDecoSunburn: Are Scorch and Burner salamanders?
 DiscordianTokkan: Wait a sec, this guy sucks!
 ArtDecoSunburn: Scorch has the same strategic acumen of Pete Hegseth.
 Dog_of_Myth: @ArtDecoSunburn Hey, don't insult Scorch like that. 
 korvys: oh no, my whimsy
 RatherLargeToad: What about polkas?
 kusinohki: warmsy??
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'm pretty certain Gen. Patton never used "gossamer" in his inspirational battle speeches.
 RatherLargeToad: 
 kusinohki: parley that's totally not a trap
 couchboyj: Haste, to run away from all the fire
Garfman314: name the ogre queen "Ms Dimitrescu"
 ContingentCat: 
 RatherLargeToad: It’s a giant spider invasion of savings!  At Menards!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @RatherLargeToad (Cash register shoots out silk stream of discounts)
 abaddon2501: Something up with the game audio is really really quiet
 pctjoe: become ungovernable spiderkin
   LoadingReadyRun: @abaddon2501 I turned serge's game audio up a bit. is it better now?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @pctjoe They're anarchists?
 e_bloc: domesticated spiders?  new pet for Ben IRL?
KeytarCat: Oh, haste to all characters includes enemies, I forgot
Garfman314: arachnidists?
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @Garfman314 I hope they have eight legs and exaggerated 1910s Serbian accents, and they're all plotting to blow up the Greenwich Observatory. "Smash the machine by destroying time itself!"
 foopoiuyt: The bard is so good.
 e_bloc: the power to move you. . . to a new tax bracket
KeytarCat: 2 free swaps
 ArtDecoSunburn: i really like the UI here. Seems really clear to target.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @KeytarCat Like a Yankee Christmas Swap.
 Bruceski: "It's afraid, it's afraid!"
 e_bloc: also bug related
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SquareDotCube: set fire to the webs?
 e_bloc: spiders are loot
 plaidanddrpepper: mimic loot?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @plaidanddrpepper That would be diabolical.
chaostreader: I think they meant the loot from the mimic.
 plaidanddrpepper: I did..but now I want the other thing
 Strebenherz: i can solo her
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no she's hot
 e_bloc: thats all the loot I need
 gualdhar: she can be my queen any day
 e_bloc: can I be the loot
chaostreader: oh no.
 e_bloc: no exit
 ArtDecoSunburn: I appreciate that she sounds like Cobra Commander as played by Mercedes McCambridge.
 InconsiderateHat: oh no are we colonizers
 e_bloc: always have been
 e_bloc: t h i c c
 Dog_of_Myth: 
plundypops: send it to the devs, we got new vo's
 pctjoe: after 10thougsand years Im free
 HorusFive:  ?
 e_bloc: you are banished to the blaccchole
 TheWriterAleph: we like the moooon
 Vilun: this is why Late Night Dub Fight needs Ian
 DiscordianTokkan: Dinner and a show
 HorusFive: I would also not interfere if you wanted to fight my boss
 e_bloc: I'm just standing here to vow my allegience to whichever one of you serial killers win
 pctjoe: not saying I would just watch if people fought my boss lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: Guess who just spent 6 hours at O'Hare and ended back at their apartment *melts into goo*
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc The ogre prediction markets are going wild!
 couchboyj: And definitely not a fight at the Waffle House
 ArtDecoSunburn: @pctjoe Would certainly make corporate takeovers more exciting. Imagine Netflix and Paramount with axes fighting over Warner Bros.
 e_bloc: god i hope so
 Dog_of_Myth: rip Serge
 HorusFive: 
 InconsiderateHat: @MacbethSeemsSus As in, after your flight finally went ahead and brought you home, right? ...Right??
 NoxStryx: Soooo are you playing by nuzlock rules?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj I may or may not have encountered an ogre queen at a Waffle House outside Valdosta, Georgia.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @InconsiderateHat Nope! Attempt 2 is tomorrow!
 InconsiderateHat: @MacbethSeemsSus *sympathy goo*
 silenceaux: She's chasing whoever did the most damage. Special AI.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus So sorry. Having to return to the airport is the worst.
chaostreader: you could push both through the shroom
 ekplayscards: hey gamers 
 plaidanddrpepper: cool!
 silenceaux: Stabilized.
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi EK
 ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth heyoooo hope you're doing well!
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 HorusFive: 
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 Larkonus: Meanwhile...
 KaleidoscopeMind: 2 more arms
 HorusFive: The True villian appears
 korvys: Hop to it
 DiscordianTokkan: It's GOOFY Time!
 TheWriterAleph: Waffle House Stomp
 circusofkirkus: It's Morbin Time
 SquareDotCube: OH YEAAAAAH
CuteTeaGoat: big zoomies move
 circusofkirkus: "where's shooty"
 plaidanddrpepper: butIwannashoot
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Larkonus: Being able to rename your skills is not something I see often.
 GhostValv: D:
CuteTeaGoat: Inspire Violence
 circusofkirkus: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: but now it looks like a 90s boy band name
 WiJohn: But James it was your suggestion
  Juliamon: Burninate
 SquareDotCube: Serge is a strictly better Electrode
 MacbethSeemsSus: So, a reddit poster
 Territan: Hooray! I'm just in time to miss the first half!
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 Territan: "*POOF!* You're now a weapon!"
chaostreader: oh. I think I just saw these work like trinkets you can use more than once but need to be energized to use.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Which LRR member is the blinkrunner
 e_bloc: I had a bone whatever phase
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 plaidanddrpepper: cat
Fantusta: left is right
 Lord_Hosk: Ben, you inflict weak on my knees... (swoon)
  Bengineering: @Lord_Hosk 
  Bengineering: 
 RatherLargeToad: it’s so ogre
  Juliamon: Yes, that's definitely how it works........
 Lord_Hosk: lol
 Territan: Dry cleaning bags filled with marsh gas...
 DiscordianTokkan: Gin
 Territan: Which is weird because it's an oak.
KeytarCat: Tea made of Juniper?? 
 RatherLargeToad: the life tree is a juniper?
 Strebenherz: oh damn
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's still alive
  Juliamon: that was a hoax, he's still alive
 Orestes290: That was fake
 Twilight_Spark: That was apparently a scam, it's still alive.
 MacbethSeemsSus: That tortoise is fine
 margieargie: Grove Tender is 29, of course
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: yeah the death announcement was a scam
  Juliamon: the BBC got got and everyone propagated it
 realbadatthis_: "coins" and it i unwrapped werthers originals
 realbadatthis_: it is*
   LoadingReadyRun: so the turtle is still alive?
  Juliamon: yeah
 Twilight_Spark: Transactional relationships are the only true ones possible under capitalism.
  Juliamon: you believed a story on April 1
 MacbethSeemsSus: It was a X scam for crypto
 ArtDecoSunburn: General Tortisso is still dead!
 Strebenherz: It wasn't april fools, someone tried a crypto donation scam, but close enough
 e_bloc: lfg immortal turtle
 e_bloc: in my experience, redcaps can be murderous
Fantusta: My LGS was Redcap's Corner for a while
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc You mean the baggage guys at train stations?
  Juliamon: looked more beaver that capy
 HorusFive: is it what the Rock is cooking?
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn at times
KeytarCat: Not the black mold!
 margieargie: Oooof, black mold
 Strebenherz: shit i should have done the dishes, sorry y'all
 Nigouki: The new enemy: Fossil Fuels
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Ha!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Find who is down with this sickness.....
 e_bloc: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: First we kill the ogre queen, now we go after their source of penicillin?
 RatherLargeToad: 
 plaidanddrpepper: hate those mouths
  Juliamon: Silent Hill Mushroom Kingdom
 e_bloc: hi tryptophobia
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 foopoiuyt: This is not good.
 Lysander_salamander: ?!
 RatherLargeToad: Puzzle: Don’t die
 MacbethSeemsSus: Come champions, i need you to expose yourself to this black mold for extended periods. For the village
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus Something something RFK, Jr.
Fantusta: push it real good
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 Bruceski: Hidden objectives are part 2, aren't they?
 Larkonus: Septuple kill!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
KeytarCat: @Bruceski also yes!
chaostreader: wait. there’s a chest. we need to go back!
 e_bloc: eventually
 margieargie: 
 e_bloc: every bat dies, not every bat truly lives
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 maclaglen: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 circusofkirkus: to the rescue, how fitting
 e_bloc: twitch chat is and has always been a mistake
Fantusta: !chat
 silenceaux: Claw talisman, I think.
KeytarCat: 15 gold, two items
 Dog_of_Myth: !chat
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 Larkonus: I think it contained [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
 margieargie:  
CuteTeaGoat: it's fine bard gets free moves when swapping :3
 e_bloc: perfect game
 Mazrae: Hello all just got here for the last hour
 MacbethSeemsSus: I love how pyromancers in every game are just: your new power- fire. But fancier fire.
KeytarCat: Now it's max 3
 Mazrae: Just wanted to say hi going to catch the vod later
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is James going with "Bow"
 rosesmcgee: Beej! Get the bat!
 e_bloc: baseball bats, i got something for that
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait he gave you back his portion of the rent....so he still owes it?
 e_bloc: 
SnowBuddy18: well then
 dougma: uh huh
 Dog_of_Myth: Sure
 dougma: is that tsundre?
stygianindigo: depressurized blobfish
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 ContingentCat: Can we please add that quote lil
 ContingentCat: I know what you mean Jordynne
 goombalax: Trans Imperitive Radical Feminist
 Proudboar: Just finished today's art session and realized the time! What we got going on now?
  Juliamon: We took out the Ogre Queen but now there's a black mold problem, we're getting help from an ogre.. sort of
 Proudboar: Alas, it's hard in all worlds for an aspiring Girl Boss
 Proudboar: Wait, does that mean the implication is that the masculine form of the derogatory Himbo is Bambo for B*stard?
  Juliamon: I think Seinfeld coined Mimbo
stygianindigo: it actually comes from the Disney movie Bambi
 Proudboar: @Juliamon Seinfeld would, wouldn't it.
 MacbethSeemsSus: "It's a statue of a meow meow....it's a goon bag!"
 Proudboar: Huuuuh. Apparently, B*imbo originated as an insult for *Men*
 Proudboar: It was originally used for Himbo's
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 Proudboar: So, apparently it's from italian for Baby Boy/Little Boy, was used for men deemed unintelligent or brutish, and eventually began to be used for women too - and then became primarily associated with women in the 80's
 Proudboar: What a weird etymological history
 adept_nekomancer: "This time I fire the bow while singing a jaunty tune!"
niccus: as a bonus, there's a different origin the major bakery company of the same name
 couchboyj: The jorked rabbit appears
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Matt not included
 margieargie: You've got Matt in the store?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Proudboar: 🤔
 Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
 Lord_Hosk: UMMMMM.... You say those words, but I don't think you know what those words mean
 Orxolon: dog!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: see you in the highlights
  Juliamon: 
 Orxolon:   
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 Lord_Hosk: Man Id like to Find out whats coming up this week from!
 MacbethSeemsSus: PAUL
 iris_of_ether: BEN
 Dog_of_Myth: BEN
 Vinewood_OG: 
 e_bloc: those are words
 NotCainNorAbel: BEN!
 Proudboar: MC seems like a Pineapple kind of man
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 Proudboar: Like Spongebob
 Dog_of_Myth: Huzzah!
 GhostValv: D:
 goombalax: unprecendented
 RockPusher: Remember to not unsleeve them!
niccus: and he's leaving them at home!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 e_bloc: great now put them in the deck
 Vinewood_OG: First time for everything
 GhostValv: the opportunity for failure still exists 
 Proudboar: Wait until someone secretly takes the basics out before the stream
 Orxolon: now he only brings basics and no playables xD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HedonisticGenerousCrowWOOP--hXb4kpAwcCPz8KW
  Juliamon: Marathon Monday (legally distinct)
 RockPusher: Graham and Cameron carrying Matt around 
 Orxolon: there's always room for suckage
 Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
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