ihlendrax: !box
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IbunWest:
IbunWest: Hewwo furriends.
KeytarCat: hyewwo
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Juliamon: !cardview on
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IbunWest:
Witherbloom time
anhakha: Is this the ppr, or is that next week?
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anhakha: I lose track of time.
niccus: the ppr is next week and would have started much earlier in the day
IbunWest: This is not the PPR
Sage0fMadness: next week. PPR also goes all day
anhakha:
Got it, thanks 
Juliamon: this would be a *real* late start for a PPR
Azbazel: Alllo
Sage0fMadness:
anhakha: Tbf, it's 1am here so it's usually late for me xD
Azbazel: When Is pre-release for strixhaven
Sage0fMadness: I'll work on my Witherbloom decklist while we wait haha
Juliamon: !ppr
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lamina5432: evenin
IbunWest: The PPR will be starting 7 hours before now (next week)
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anhakha: How's everyone else doing?
Azbazel: Good just learned halo flashpoint for the first time and trying again sometime next week
sadfleck: what up gamers
anhakha:
Neat
GreenyTea: oooh is this all Golgari or will be this be some Golgari and some BGx?
Azbazel: Its a very confusing game but a lot of fun
Juliamon: BGx would be against the spirit
IbunWest: All two color
GreenyTea: neat
GreenyTea:
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Juliamon: the whole point of doing a series of pairs is to showcase those pairs
Juliamon: they'll get to shards and wedges some other time
margieargie:
Hm, noticing some sort of color theme going on here, wonder what that's about 
NotCainNorAbel: Ben, where are you sitting?
IbunWest: left side is mono black
sadfleck: rooting for meren
RatherLargeToad: Witherbloom night
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Monoblack commander night.
ShaneLeeAtk: Dark green
Julian_Rogue: I thought it was Blackwhite especially with surge until I saw the words at the bottom lol
lamina5432: I can see its green
margieargie: Yeah, I can see the green
Jmag00: Whoa! I made it to a live stream!
Mindfire13: Its a very dark green
IbunWest: Ol’ Green pants Stark they call him.
Strebenherz: goth rep
anhakha: Prove it Graham.
BrainstormG1: It's a very dark, sage, green
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couchboyj: Jeans is a subset of trousers
TwilitLugia: Graham, that's black
GreenyTea:
@Juliamon i dont get here very often so I am unfamiliar with the series and unsure what the boundaries of the rules were. I'm learning. 
Azbazel: I just realized I think this is my first steam with them. I used to watch their channel alot
frameshifty: I always thought of trousers as being pants other than jeans for some reason
anhakha: Cut to Paul.
GreenyTea: Pants are tyranny
cmdrud87: arr, matey, get me the brown pants.
IbunWest: Izzet controlling the technology makes sense
anhakha: Just switch the cameras round.
Mindfire13: Paul is definitely Izzet/Prismari
CrossXhunteR: i prefer to think of it as witherbloom night. for the season
neisan2112: Witherbloom as we'rengoing back to Strixhaven
GreenyTea: Golgari vs Witherbloom really depends on the Commander and what your deck is doing
IbunWest: MinorSpellingMistake
frameshifty: ooh rare misprint value?
NotCainNorAbel: 2023 == 2022
anhakha: A big creature is it is own reward.
RatherLargeToad: I find it funny that, after all of the discussion during the mechanics rankings, they have now printed a second card with Gravestorm
lamina5432: paying the rent
Mindfire13: A big creature also does a bit of psychic damage to Graham Stark of LoadingReadyRun
GreenyTea: *also Phyrexian, Eldrazi, or Artifacts if Belbe
foopoiuyt: Woo - strixhaven!
sadfleck: this set looks incredible so far
tidehollowcat: It looks SO cool
Lord_Hosk: in-fect?
anhakha: I mean.... wotc are probably sleeping...
anhakha: They wouldn't check.
radioshackraider: Have you ever had a PPR where the decks didn't look spicy?
RatherLargeToad: just have to run it back in a couple of weeks
anhakha: We wouldn't mind.
anhakha: Some of the witherbloom stuff has been spoiled already. You could get away with it if it's been spoiled I think.
NotCainNorAbel: book!
CrossXhunteR: i read my book for about 10-15 minutes once a week, when i go to pick up outside-the-house food
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love book
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niccus: a book is like playing magic but with less math
BraveOthello: @anhakha That's not how NDAs work
RatherLargeToad: Book - it’s a new artifact type!
LRRbot: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [8/8] | Deathtouch, ward {2} / Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. / Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.
GreenyTea: Spiders!
anhakha: Chicken goes to the library and takes 3 out. BOOK BOOK BOOK!
RatherLargeToad: Food, glorious food!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @niccus unless you are reading das kapital, then roughly the same amount of math
Sealtest: I run a shelob spider tribal, I love it
TwilitLugia: As an avid reader, Serge is 100% correct. Books smell amazing
Mindfire13: I don't know why I expected Graham to run any other B/G commander
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lamina5432: spider fog incomming
GreenyTea:
actual spiders instead of these lame-os 
CrossXhunteR: oh, this is the thing people related OTJ Vraska to
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's an 8/8 spider. It should cost 8.
anhakha: She's in mu OTJ Vraska commander deck.
anhakha: *my
neisan2112: That was a great episode
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JDMan94: Who up Golging they Gari
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Sorator13: It came out already, G!
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CrossXhunteR: it's commander. that's where you run bad cards
lamina5432: they got big butts
neisan2112: Was crossing my fingers for some Grist, but I like all these commanders
pleonasticTautology:
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A_Dub888: Hi friends, ready for some Commandussy?
RatherLargeToad: those are cool sleeves
Bacon_Trail: I do like my hapatra deck, it's my oldest commander deck I've built and kept together
anhakha: Alas, cannot run doran.
LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
definenull: Wait this is a slime against humanity deck isn't it
LRRbot: Slurrk, All-Ingesting [5G] | Legendary Creature — Ooze [0/0] | Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it. / Partner
CrossXhunteR: straight up slurrking it
anhakha: Is the Walls of Ba Sing Se in the sapling of Colfenor deck...?
couchboyj: Drink more Slurk
RatherLargeToad: Can Slurrk ingest it? Yes
neisan2112: Slimes?
ekplayscards: has there ever been a more kathleen coded commander night?
Mattmitchell45: Commander 2016
GreenyTea:
wasn't Slurk that soda that was designed to be a ripoff Mountain Dew? 
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, oozyyyy
lamina5432: I smell some slime against humanity
Mattmitchell45: That was the 4 color and partner year
RatherLargeToad: How many Slimes Against Humanity are you running?
JDMan94: Oh, ooze? What up, my slime?
Sorator13: Also hydras?
powerflapjack: Ben's deck draws near! Command?
ekplayscards: SLIME TIME LIVE
LRRbot: Hardened Scales [G] | Enchantment | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
Bacon_Trail: three basic forests and no llanowar elves?
A_Dub888: fair and balanced one drop right there
oberon939: Beep beep I guess
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
admiral_sky_: ooo
IbunWest: oh cars
goombalax: love that promo
bytecaster: Serge yes!
Aarek: is this card games on motorcyles?
neisan2112: Ohhhh Glissa vehicles hell yeah
ekplayscards: Serge was hanging out with Olivia too much or not enough. You decide.
noSmokeFire: Glissa, Hobbyist Mechanic
cmdrud87: Is Serge the kind of player who plays the same deck every weeks, only to give it a new name?
ghizmou: this looks very promising serge
CrossXhunteR: not my glissa (im partial to the more recent one)
CrossXhunteR: bless
definenull: Gesundheit
gualdhar: I'll admit, when Serge first said "race cars" I heard "race cards" and thought Lorwyn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge has the best forest.
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
oberon939: Elves on bikes! Two mana later! Elves on bikes!
niccus: wait it's a basic!
LRRbot: Golgari Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.
Sorator13: @gualdhar Same
LRRbot: Twilight Mire | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B/G}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{G}, or {G}{G}.
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
powerflapjack: yay fiona staples art
CrossXhunteR: i have the recent TMNT special guest printing
cmdrud87: and here I was expecting Ironroot treefolk...
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Tons of other ones yeah
putz12a: Most Clones are shapeshifters as well
Jaskro182: I dig sweater graham
A_Dub888: “To the shock of no one” I hope no one’s running Shock in a mono Golgari game
CrossXhunteR: i think the recently revealed prismari otter commander is a shapeshifter that isnt a changeling
Mattmitchell45: Some of the Prismari Shapeshifters aren't Changlings
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
theshadowlegion: sakashima of a thousand faces is a shapeshifter but not a changeling
glitched_goddess: Arcane Zagnut
Jaskro182: dark sweater graham is a vibe
LoadingReadyRun: oh, right, I guess the clones are shapeshifters
Faulpyr: Serge has so many basics this time!
LRRbot: Bloom Tender [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Vivid — {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.
couchboyj: Lorwynn shapeshifters have changeling, shapeshifters from elsewhere usually don't
Hangedman: The Lings are also Shapeshifters
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
BraveOthello: @Faulpyr He remembered to put them in the deck!
neisan2112: Gooood
Hangedman: Morphling, Endling, etc
A_Dub888: !card dash hopes
LRRbot: Dash Hopes [BB] | Instant | When you cast this spell, any player may pay 5 life. If a player does, counter Dash Hopes. / Counter target spell.
ekplayscards: jokes on you the black counterspells go hard
chaostreader: there are black counter spells.
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, they do EK. Also, hello.
Mustang_Redcloak: In before someone plays Lifeforce
raulghoulia: @A_Dub888 beat me to it
ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth heyooo happy friday
HadesLeprechaun: waiting to see an Imp's Mischief blowout
LRRbot: Deathreap Ritual [2BG] | Enchantment | Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, you may draw a card.
cmdrud87: there are actually green and black enchantments that counter creature spells of the other one, respectively, so the cavern could come in really clutch
RatherLargeToad: that is so good early
neisan2112: God I love some Deathreap
definenull: Each?!?
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Dr_fragenstien: yeehaw
Bacon_Trail: I don't even play infect in my hapatra deck
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Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Natedogg2: I never metagame I didn't like.
cmdrud87:
casuals 
bytecaster: Trees!
Hangedman: Morbid is my favourite reminder keyword partly because Tragic Slip is my favourite removal spell
pleonasticTautology: thank you for being here, raiders, it's great to have you
GreenyTea:
DarknessKingCoH: Plus G & B have Urborg & Yavimaya
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
LRRbot: Undergrowth Stadium | Land | This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
queen_glizzabeth: Shelob! She's so great. I opened her at my lord of the rings prerelease as my promo.
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Ooze [2G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.
JDMan94: Slime me up, flameo
BraveOthello: @DarknessKingCoH Urbrg, Trm urv Yrgmrth?
GreenyTea: oh wow not a Slime Against Humanity (yet)
Azbazel: Crusty jello
RatherLargeToad: No water softener here
DeM0nFiRe: Phalanx boss from Demons Souls
HadesLeprechaun: is that pile of blobs with shields from Souls games
HadesLeprechaun: @DeM0nFiRe same hat!
A_Dub888: the scales are just floating on the ooze
LRRbot: Nissa, Resurgent Animist [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, add one mana of any color. Then if this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an Elf or Elemental card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
DeM0nFiRe:
@HadesLeprechaun
realbadatthis_: it is a pang-Ooze-alin
CrossXhunteR: nissa, cornerstone of the first standard deck that i liked when returning to magic 2 years ago
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
BraveOthello: @realbadatthis_ Have we been pang-oozled?
LRRbot: Tainted Wood | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.
HadesLeprechaun: love the secret lair with that Arcane Signet
jacqui_lantern234: hehehehe wood >:3
BraveOthello: Every time someone plays Tainted Wood
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
hidingbox: our references truly prove time is just a flat circle
Jaskro182: I hate when my wood is taint
realbadatthis_: @BraveOthello there has been a non-zero goozling so far!
glitched_goddess: i challenge anyone to not make that joke when a tainted land is played lol
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
queen_glizzabeth: It's difficult to get her down and keep her. 8 boots for 8 legs
TheRatKings: you'll need 3 more pairs
couchboyj: Gonna need 3 more pairs of them boots
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Sage0fMadness:
queen_glizzabeth: Pedipalps
BraveOthello: @queen_glizzabeth Exactly
queen_glizzabeth: Is what those are called
Azbazel: Shelobs jays
BraveOthello: That is what those are called!
Mattmitchell45: I suddenly remembered that Felix Five-Boots exists
LRRbot: Gaea's Avenger [1GG] | Creature — Treefolk [1+*/1+*] | Gaea's Avenger's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus the number of artifacts your opponents control.
Hangedman: "Computer, can you show me Shelob with Timbs"
powerflapjack: HELL yeah
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RatherLargeToad: it’s finger points!
jacqui_lantern234: BEEG
TheRatKings: God I miss punt counterpunt
jacqui_lantern234: @TheRatKings same
Willbow132: I play reyhan and slurrk so let’s go Ben!!
Azbazel: Would saprolings be fun in commander
Mattmitchell45: I should rewatch all the Punt Counterpunts
LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you play a Commander game and nobody asks what does that old card do, have you really played a Commander game?
niccus: some days you're bracket 3
Dog_of_Myth: @Azbazel They can be. Multiple ways to build them
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
HadesLeprechaun: As they have said a few times, the bracket system is a lot more about intent than the letter of the law
SpleenLord: Kill a enchantment? in green?
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
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LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
pleonasticTautology: trystan's the commander of MY golgari deck!
glitched_goddess: surely someone packed naturalize when someone could be running sanguine bond/exquisite blood lol
BraveOthello: Mana banana
margieargie: You have basic lands in the deck, you're fine, it'd be a big deal if you didn't for some reason
Sorator13: Guanabana mana
BraveOthello: @margieargie Serge would never forget the basics!
neisan2112:
I'm also heading into the Green zone tonight 
LRRbot: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [8/8] | Deathtouch, ward {2} / Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. / Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.
queen_glizzabeth: Pedipalp boots
Sage0fMadness: She lob on my ant til i ungol
BraveOthello: @Sage0fMadness Ewwwwwsw
queen_glizzabeth: You got it!
badguywatches: no feet plz
JDMan94: No touchie
GreenyTea: do not enter Shelob's Cave
TheRatKings: Serving Commander
LRRbot: Dungrove Elder [2G] | Creature — Treefolk [*/*] | Hexproof / Dungrove Elder's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control.
gsyhiap: These boots were made for walking...
Sorator13: Pardon our fumigation~
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
BraveOthello: @GreenyTea Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
GreenyTea: yes
CrossXhunteR: what type is the metallic mimic on?
glitched_goddess: tree
chaostreader: I wonder how many players are running urborg and Yavimaya?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham's treefolk gets a +1/+1 counter.
Mattmitchell45: About $7.50 on Card Kingdom
Serpens77:
only 6 legs, that's an insect not a spider
GreenyTea: thats a future alt art Shelob for a secret lair
CrossXhunteR: TIL
HadesLeprechaun: Who draws a spider, even a cartoon spider, with 6 legs instead of 8, arguably their most defining feature
Juliamon: I will note the URL does not say it's a spider
Juliamon: it's just a cheerful yellow emoji with a wide smile
LRRbot: Roaming Throne [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | Ward {2} / As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.
SUEDEDED: my favourite lineup
Sage0fMadness: Ooze Golem, iconic
CrossXhunteR: so many chosen types this game
RatherLargeToad: Yes
CrossXhunteR: ward 2 on the throne, so that's rough
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I loathe the throne so much.
glitched_goddess: need a throne for my Golgari squirrels. it’s just so expensive lol
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
laikagoat:
Dog_of_Myth:
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Foxmar320:
Mustang_Redcloak: Foolish mortals
CrossXhunteR: just go to the bayou box and grab one of many
BrainstormG1: Serge in his ivory tower
Diabore: graham would love a bayou but for some reason he wants to "eat"?
bytecaster: That land comes in tapped sometimes? How droll!
powerflapjack: "what do you mean you aren't including timetwister in your blue decks?"
30teracyte: the magic of ~proxies~
northos:
look, I know full playsets are out of many people's reach, but surely every magic player owns at least ONE of every dual land
Bacon_Trail: yeah I'm not that rich so I forgot about bayou and assumed ben would get overgrown tomb
Aceviru:
And this is how serge got fired
HadesLeprechaun: Yeah I sadly don't have a bayou, I have rent, instead
GreenyTea: honestly in 2026 unless im using it right away i'd almost rather get Underground Mortuary than Bayou
GreenyTea: *also does not own a Bayou so its not an option
glitched_goddess: understandable to prefer to grab the one you actually can lmao
CrossXhunteR: the other ooze is an 8/8, right?
CrossXhunteR: good thing black has hard removal
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
LRRbot: Trystan, Penitent Culler (front: Trystan, Callous Cultivator) | Legendary Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature transforms into Trystan, Penitent Culler, mill three cards, then you may exile an Elf card from your graveyard. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Trystan.
CrossXhunteR: not upkeep for the flip. start of the first main phase
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CrossXhunteR: they are moving many of the upkeep triggers out of the upkeep, because the upkeep is weird (or something to that effect)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cars also honk.
Bacon_Trail: "that honks" fits well with vehicles
Mustang_Redcloak: But the upkeep is for upkeep
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Anubis169: hehehehe
CrossXhunteR: get him kathleen
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powerflapjack: that was the most mom Kathleen has ever sounded
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Demonic Junker [6B] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/3] | Affinity for artifacts / When this Vehicle enters, for each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. If a creature you controlled was destroyed this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this Vehicle. / Crew 2
gsyhiap: Very 'stop hitting yourself' vibes there
powerflapjack: "i wish i had those creatures" "well you shouldn't have put them in your graveyard buddy"
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Proudboar: Made it to the paper fiiiiight
Natedogg2: You know the targets when you get a chance to respond.
LRRbot: Inspiring Call [2G] | Instant | Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
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LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
A_Dub888: Bubble Bauble
RatherLargeToad: baw-bull
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham can show Ben what it is after he draws it.
badguywatches:
niccus: i'm sure shelob's a 10/10 in someone's heart
LRRbot: Chainweb Aracnir [G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying an opponent controls. / Escape—{3}{G}{G}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Desruprot: reach and deathtouch nicce
BraveOthello: @niccus Her mom, hopefully
badguywatches: double reach!
Natedogg2: "But the ability doesn't *do* anything!" "No, it *does* nothing."
gualdhar: I think Ben's Arachnophobia is spreading around the table
LoadingReadyRun: I don't remember Shelob being very big on helping *other* spiders
Mindfire13: Golgari is the color combination that gets exclusive access to deathtouch
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Observer [4GG] | Creature — Treefolk [6/6] | Whenever a creature you control with toughness 4 or greater dies, draw a card.
Mustang_Redcloak:
Serra Angel is a Golgari card
CrossXhunteR: the card draw he has been dreaming of
Mattmitchell45: There are 5 Flying Spiders. 4 are Spider-menz and one is a Necron spider
Dog_of_Myth: All those creature brough axes to the tree fight
LRRbot: Llanowar Reborn | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Graft 1
Fruan: Future Sight!
CrossXhunteR: standard legal assassins trophy
A_Dub888: I mean, I liked Graft
LRRbot: Acidic Slime [3GG] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
lamina5432: classsic
Mindfire13: Earthbend that Llanowar Reborn!
definenull: Let's go
DarthRagnar815: A classic.
HadesLeprechaun: Commander staple, still undefeated
realbadatthis_: Hell yeah!
Mattmitchell45: I cast that so many times with Meren
dendecko: hell yeah
AtrusOfMyst: Time 2 Slime
superdude097: It's like Graft
glitched_goddess: I mean both modular and graft feature +1/+1, the rest is just detail
GreenyTea: poor Kathleen. She and Shelob didn't deserve that
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
definenull: Oozolith!
CrossXhunteR: there is also a green ozolith that i do not remember what it does
CrossXhunteR: if it is like modular, both work
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Ozolith just replicates them
RatherLargeToad: you get both, usually
TheRatKings: you ge both
definenull: !card shattered ozolith
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GreenyTea: !ozolith the shattered
Natedogg2: The Ozolith gets the counters, and the targeted creature gets the counters from Reyhan. You get two sets of counters.
CrossXhunteR: "move" doesnt mean move because it is weird
GreenyTea: !card ozolith the shattered
LRRbot: Ozolith, the Shattered Spire [1G] | Legendary Artifact | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead. / {1}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Cycling {2}
AtrusOfMyst: The Ooze is also pretty cool
TheRatKings: Ozolith is busted in half. Need one
Proudboar watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Ozolith is always cracked and good and there's a share thing for 3 stream thing? Wild
RatherLargeToad: Counter Laundering
GrathXVI: Yeah, it's phrased like move but it's actually "copy"
Dvy1: you get all the effects, they are worded like the move, but they actually "copy" the counters
niccus: do counters ever actually "move" or is it like star trek transporters?
TheRatKings: I deadass thought that D6 was 9 for a second and was like "How is it ten, it has 11 counters"
Mattmitchell45: The Ozolith, of the needing of a reprint
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
CrossXhunteR: i love the wagon
HadesLeprechaun: @Mattmitchell45 it got one, for about 30 minutes in a Marvel secret lair
CrossXhunteR: the green planet?
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Dog_of_Myth: Urborg!!
Aarek: ermaghed urberg
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Radiant Lotus [6] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice one or more artifacts: Choose a color. Target player adds three mana of the chosen color for each artifact sacrificed this way.
TheRatKings: I'm glad surge is enjoying all his turns
Mattmitchell45: @HadesLeprechaun It has been reprinted as Wolverine's Tank and also the River King Statues in the LOTR $$$
CrossXhunteR: this card was in a bad standard combo deck very briefly
EsperDerek1: Hey look, it's the card that's in the Zombie Jumpstart packet for some reason!
LoadingReadyRun: moving counters is like beaming in Star Trek. They get destroyed and remade in the new location. Also sometimes there is a strange atmospheric event that duplicates the tokens (one set of tokens may have goatees)
HadesLeprechaun: oh Radiant Lotus, $40 pre-set release because it has lotus in the name, and then like, $2 a month later
LRRbot: Quag Feast [1B] | Sorcery | Choose target creature, planeswalker, or Vehicle. Mill two cards, then destroy the chosen permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Hedge Shredder [2GG] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may mill two cards. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from your library, put them onto the battlefield tapped. / Crew 1
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CrossXhunteR: cool turn
TheRatKings: Now surge will stop milling lands. Laws of comedy
RatherLargeToad: Die = food
LRRbot: Sweet-Gum Recluse [4GG] | Creature — Spider [0/3] | Flash / Cascade / Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on each of any number of target creatures that entered this turn.
definenull: BG: Die's Good
LRRbot: Skyfisher Spider [2BG] | Creature — Spider [3/3] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent. / When this creature dies, you may gain 1 life for each creature card in your graveyard. If you do, exile this card from your graveyard.
MWGNZ:
lamina5432: I would have loved a spider fog there
TheRatKings:
Mattmitchell45: I have never resolved this card, but optimistically put it in so many decks
Proudboar: @HadesLeprechaun I will always laugh at people at my lgs telling me Nyx Lotus was a trash rare when I opened it during a draft
EsperDerek1: Also ya did blow up two of her things, Ben, revenge.
GreenyTea: it is never wrong to blow up on Ozolith
TheRatKings: Yea Ozolith is stupid good unfortunately. Hope Ben has a draw spell
Desruprot: the opposite of everybody lives
raulghoulia: and tokens can transform now
lamina5432: tokens can flip now
superdude097: ^
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
CrossXhunteR: incubation token
Natedogg2: You can transform the token now, as of March of the Machine.
Mindfire13: Incubators
CrossXhunteR: tokens can flip, clones can't (i think)
GreenyTea: Tokens can flip as long as they dont exile themselves
Diabore: !card shelob, child
LRRbot: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [8/8] | Deathtouch, ward {2} / Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. / Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.
Proudboar: Honestly, that year was good to me with things I opened from packs. Shadowspear, Uro, Nyz Lotus, Ozolith - so much value in just two sets. Sadly, pandemic hit right around Theros
Sealtest: My shelob deck uses bows that ping just to get tons of value. I love it
RatherLargeToad: It’s a giant spider invasion…of savings!
GreenyTea:
Spiders do have big bootys 
raulghoulia: how many pedals do these vehicles have?
Sage0fMadness: @Sealtest my fight/punch spell package gets upgrades almost every set, they keep making more good ones lol
Sealtest: @Sage0fMadness yup
CrossXhunteR: again, loved glissa from ONE. you don't see DT/FS on creatures often
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
LRRbot: Drider [4B] | Creature — Elf Spider [4/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/1 black Spider creature token with menace and reach.
LRRbot: Realmwalker [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells of the chosen type from the top of your library.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kithkin?
HadesLeprechaun: eeeey there is a Viridian Longbow in Kathleen's deck, how terrifying!
Mindfire13: Why does Kathleen have a Time Lord in her spider deck?
DarkSVermoth: spiders with longbows!? horrifying
Sealtest: @HadesLeprechaun its so nice with shelob
LRRbot: Binding the Old Gods [2BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. / II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chapter 2 can get a Bayou.
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RatherLargeToad: He taxes me. He taxes me, and I must answer
GreenyTea:
taxes?! Ewww 
GreenyTea: who has a Filth for their graveyard?
LRRbot: Slurrk, All-Ingesting [5G] | Legendary Creature — Ooze [0/0] | Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it. / Partner
gsyhiap: Cards? In a card game? Controversial!
EsperDerek1: Sluuuuurrrk.
CrossXhunteR: i think ben is
Diabore: serge
northos: who up ingesting all they slurk
northos:
*slurrk, sorry 
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
Mindfire13: I just noticed that Ben is to the right of Serge yet again
LRRbot: Trystan, Penitent Culler (front: Trystan, Callous Cultivator) | Legendary Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature transforms into Trystan, Penitent Culler, mill three cards, then you may exile an Elf card from your graveyard. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Trystan.
Diabore: @Mindfire13 thankfully for ben kathleen won the die roll
HadesLeprechaun: Serge, 30 minutes ago "I don't like tutoring in Commander"
Sage0fMadness:
JDMan94: Die good. Car good.
Dog_of_Myth: She got that ooze. It's probably nothing.
HadesLeprechaun: we've got Wall of Swords, now waiting for them to print Wall of Spiders
raulghoulia: got into an accident wrapped my car around a spider
gsyhiap: Drive straight into a gigantic funnel web.
DarkSVermoth: that one chatter was right, the law of comedy does exist
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: *pulls out guitar* And now: Spiderwall
CrossXhunteR: hey, nissa gets to trigger finally
Diabore: second landfall trigger means nissa does a thing
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge gets an elf or elemental.
dumbo3k: Basic Land?\
superdude097: Trtophy is only basics
CrossXhunteR: i love this nissa so much
LRRbot: Nissa, Resurgent Animist [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, add one mana of any color. Then if this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an Elf or Elemental card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Diabore: boseiju is a different card
freshmaker__: unconfuse yourself before you lose yourself
EbDorian: !card assassin's trophy
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
JDMan94: They are good Bayous, Bront
Dvy1: its a basic bayu, strctly better
LRRbot: Underrealm Lich [3BG] | Creature — Zombie Elf Shaman [4/3] | If you would draw a card, instead look at the top three cards of your library, then put one into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
Diabore: thats a good one with hedger shred-awwww
raulghoulia: this card is nuts
CrossXhunteR: neat
superdude097: Stops milling out
HadesLeprechaun: fixed Regenerate
Diabore: sure looks like one
DarkSVermoth: he's slurkking all over the enemy
Mindfire13: Does Underrealm Lich have extreme synergy with Sylvan Library or do you just keep losing life every turn from the Library?
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
GrathXVI: @DarkSVermoth the best part of Golgari night was when Ben said "IT'S SLURKIN' TIME" and slurked all over those folks
HadesLeprechaun: viridian longbow
CrossXhunteR: veridian?
raulghoulia: thornbite staff
jessicatheblack: ah!... the Classic joke
HadesLeprechaun: thornbite staff
Diabore: @Mindfire13 i think you just take 8 if you choose to draw with sylvan, because you cannot put any cards back because you didnt draw
LRRbot: Thornbite Staff [2] | Kindred Artifact — Shaman Equipment | Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target" and "Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature." / Whenever a Shaman creature enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {4}
EbDorian:
@Mindfire13 great question!
Desruprot: Thornbite staff + Longbow go well
kumatsu: in Morningtide limited there was a changeling with Deathtouch that this comboed with
raulghoulia: oooo kindred artifact
LRRbot: Viridian Longbow [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {3}
raulghoulia: shelob is going Hunting
Desruprot: interestingly the staff is a Shaman
anhakha: When the spiders have bows, they better have reach.
TheWanderingNomad: We play. We die. We play again!
Diabore: @Mindfire13 after consulting google i am wrong, you cannot choose "cards drawn this turn" because you have not drawn, its just the underrealm lich effect 3 times
Dvy1: shield counters
putz12a: Regenerate shows up only when it's thematic. The Wolverine card has it, IIRC.
neisan2112: They've just been using what Underrealm lich does to replace it on more things too
LoadingReadyRun: is there any piece of fantasy media with a spider archer character that uses multiple bows at once? That would be neat
raulghoulia: other shelob exiles
freshmaker__: does that mean you get the back side first
freshmaker__: since it died as the back side
anhakha: Trystan's specific ao3 tags are Spider, Crushing and Mommy.
definenull: a.
TheRatKings: Drider is an elf
Diabore: JUDGE, drider is an elf
Desdae: Was that last spider not a spider elf?
CrossXhunteR: @Desdae i think it cares about the graveyard
CrossXhunteR: oh, the drider itself
Dog_of_Myth: !card drider
LRRbot: Drider [4B] | Creature — Elf Spider [4/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/1 black Spider creature token with menace and reach.
Desdae: @CrossXhunteR It died to tristan
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DarkSVermoth: what a synergy
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Sage0fMadness: Hi Meaghan!
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @InfiniTokens
EbDorian: Guy Surveili
Diabore: sounds like they arent dragon shields
ScarabAPA: What do you all think about the Strixhaven pre-cons?
DarkSVermoth: they look very pretty
dumbo3k: pretty sleeves
Sage0fMadness: @ScarabAPA top-to-bottom bangers
HadesLeprechaun: @ScarabAPA extremely good
Dog_of_Myth: !dragonshield
Diabore: great plug ben
TheRatKings: Love Dragon Shield
KaleidoscopeMind: cheese slices!
aitsu100: what up youtube its Serval E Guy
MWGNZ: dragonsheild, they're a sheild for dragons
CrossXhunteR: they just released two new colors recently and i feel like i want to get them
Desruprot: Dragon Shield is good
LRRbot: Lumberknot [2GG] | Creature — Treefolk [1/1] | Hexproof / Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
InfiniTokens: Love DragonShield. The people there seem good too.
Sage0fMadness: The Steam Vents ones are gorgeous
Diabore: bigger than before
rensti14: I appreciate that’s there’s often an extra sleeve in a box of dragon shield.
Sage0fMadness: Scalding Tarn, rather
DarkSVermoth: it's funny to see the difference in lands between graham and the rest of the board
Desdae: Here's a question, if the food token Tristan transforms, is it still a food and can it still be sacrificed?
LithelyUnshod: @rensti14 several extras, in fact
A_Dub888: Maybe the real Damnation was the friends we made along the way
Dog_of_Myth: @Desdae Yep
neisan2112: Ben no, no Pokemon have died
CrossXhunteR: @Desdae believe so. it's the same card
CrossXhunteR: or "card"
LRRbot: Bane of Progress [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts and enchantments. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each permanent destroyed this way.
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
Diabore: Whatever kathleen kills will also be an artifact
Mindfire13: Killing Bane of Progress stops Graham from having a big thing
TheRatKings: A big creature is its own reward
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chaostreader: Serge could give someone else the mana as well
Dvy1: slurk gets a counter?
GreenyTea: it wouldnt be a Lotus if it couldnt sacrifice itself
neisan2112: But its not a creature? Just a food token, or am I thinking about the ability wrong?
neisan2112: Oh wait no
neisan2112: Im wrong, it came in before Bane
CrossXhunteR: TIL how commander damage and partner works. it makes me dislike partner even more than i did before
Desruprot: @CrossXhunteR if you animate a background it can also do commander damage
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Nurturer [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Whenever another Elf you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn. / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to Marwyn's power.
LRRbot: Gloom Ripper [3BB] | Creature — Elf Assassin [4/4] | When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn and up to one target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard.
Diabore: What buff?
Diabore: Fair
vinopinguino: oof
Desruprot: Infinite Cosmic Power! itty bitty living space
raulghoulia: moth, mother, motheset
vinopinguino: will there be a game 2? lol
Nimiphi: just got here; gonna take a wild guess that kathleen is winning
Desruprot: !card Reyhan
LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
LRRbot: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [8/8] | Deathtouch, ward {2} / Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. / Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.
HadesLeprechaun: how pushed is Smaug gonna be
DarkSVermoth: hobbit just makes sense for MTG
CrossXhunteR: fantasy, like mutant ninja turtles
Diabore: Lotr has given me enough goodwill to be optomistic about hobbit
vinopinguino: i think the general consensus is that LOTR UB is a-ok
Nimiphi: LOTR and FF are fine, but keep us out of major American metropolitan areas.
HadesLeprechaun: UB that is also relatively generic fantasy settings feel fine slotting into MtG
Mindfire13: I'm cautiously optimistic about Star Trek, but thats mostly due to a combination of EOE being done well as well as most Star Trek aliens being "fantasy race but space."
vinopinguino: @Mindfire13 agreed
CrossXhunteR: @Mindfire13 will there be creature type Vulcan, or will it be elf
Nimiphi: elf alien probably
Sage0fMadness: drider plus the changeling
HadesLeprechaun: if doctor who had Time Lord Doctors, I think Vulcans will be Vulcans
Sage0fMadness: so 2
Lord_Hosk: Infect deck not looking so bad now huh
Snouut: what a way to start my birthday off with watching some LRR Magic!
InfiniTokens: Qho doesn't love a Muppets vibe
InfiniTokens: @Snouut Happy Birthday!
vinopinguino: @Snouut hell yeah!~ happy birthday
Snouut:
this is bloody fantastic
Snouut: thank you!
vinopinguino: millenials: we have money now
CrossXhunteR: i like the muppets. i have thoughts about the lorwyn henson stuff
LRRbot: Heartwood Storyteller [1GG] | Creature — Treefolk [2/3] | Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.
neisan2112: Yeeeee
freshmaker__: planar chaos?
vinopinguino: whatever makes the game goes faster is good in my book
freshmaker__: oh yeah future sight
Nimiphi: "green normally draws cards when it plays creatures; what if we do the exact opposite?"
vinopinguino: its the future!
EbDorian:
@vinopinguino Rhystic Study too?
Mindfire13: That kind of card is the best commander-themes design they've ever done
vinopinguino: @EbDorian absolutely lol
EbDorian:
@vinopinguino my people! 
vinopinguino: i feel like these games are usually decided by BEEG
CrossXhunteR: AHHH
pleonasticTautology: serge? off by one? never happened before
Iperithon: "a" - Serge 2026
LRRbot: Debris Beetle [2BG] | Artifact — Vehicle [6/6] | Trample / When this Vehicle enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. / Crew 2
ghizmou: that s a non creature spell
fcloud: Serge channeling his inner gura
Snouut: card draw wooo
raulghoulia: theres a phantom steamboat and a phantom train?!
Nimiphi: how weird is it to be in a LRR studio and actively be looking FOR spiders as opposed to fearing finding ones (especially in mail)
vinopinguino: giant spider too close to real life, no want
hidingbox: Principles are involved!
DeM0nFiRe:
Natedogg2: Is it Wood Elemental?
freshmaker__: omg moxfield roasting your deck..
pleonasticTautology: omg
InfiniTokens: "Pro tip from Moxfield"
JaymicUnyielding: o o f
Desruprot:
LithelyUnshod: I believe he marked it as Collector's edition
Nimiphi: if someone at moxfield is needing inspiration for an april fools joke next year; introduce Moxy the helpful Mox that give you deck building advice
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LRRbot: Tribute to the Wild [1G] | Instant | Each opponent sacrifices an artifact or enchantment of their choice.
freshmaker__: easy way to check is if it has a regular magic back right?
vinopinguino: second game! second game!
LRRbot: Izoni, Center of the Web [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Detective [5/4] | Menace / Whenever Izoni enters or attacks, you may collect evidence 4. If you do, create two 2/1 black and green Spider creature tokens with menace and reach. / Sacrifice four tokens: Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You gain 2 life.
JaymicUnyielding: I love Izoni!
EbDorian: @LoadingReadyRun they mean collector's edition _printings_ aren't considered "real cards"
Dmc3628: murders limited queen
vinopinguino: izoni is not madame web
CrossXhunteR: i love the gameplay of collect evidence. i hope they retread that down the line, assumedly with filed off flavor
InfiniTokens:
Don't want to draw you own spiders?
LoadingReadyRun:
I do like that for April fools *years ago* moxfield added a feature to put laser eyes on a card and that link has been available ever since
InfiniTokens: I tease
atlr: reminds me of the widow of the web from that movie with the Glaive
vinopinguino: @LoadingReadyRun they should allow you to siwtch to the 90s landing page at will. for the nostalgia
AIux_: I liked their addition of googley eyes this april fools
PorpoisesUnknown: Kathleen "Many Spiders" De Vere
InfiniTokens: @vinopinguino They are working on having that, actually! It will be an option to keep.
vinopinguino: wait thats scryfall not moxfield
drcthulu: Spiders will eat anything
Nimiphi: Kathleen doing her best mailtime episode impression; being full of spiders
vinopinguino: same difference lol
JaymicUnyielding: More Spiders Than Expected
CrossXhunteR: you're not dead, just screwed
drcthulu: or at least put them in a web
Stormgod519: IM LATE!
InfiniTokens: Not dead YET.
LRRbot: Timber Protector [4G] | Creature — Treefolk Warrior [4/6] | Other Treefolk creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other Treefolk and Forests you control have indestructible.
Iperithon: Spiderer than before
Stormgod519: Graham on the Treefolk deck, hell yeah!!!
PorpoisesUnknown: Tree Fight Spiders
JaymicUnyielding: We forgot to turn off the Spider Faucet. Again.
Dog_of_Myth: Logan just posted a link to all of their past April Fools' Day pranks. I can post the link if you allow it?
definenull: might be able to get enough bodies through
CrossXhunteR: @Dog_of_Myth for some reason my brain filled in "Paul" after Logan and i wondered why would you bring this up
freshmaker__: spid-er than before
vinopinguino: ive been trying to make menace typal to work in standard. it has not worked out well...
TotalHell: De Vere's Tub o' Spiders
Nimiphi:
I though Graham might *branch out into other golgari decks, but those *roots grow deep and it continues to *lumber on. 
Sealtest: read it fully
PorpoisesUnknown: Kathleen's Deck name; Universes within...Hey wait, that's alot of Spiders...
Sealtest: nvm forgot its end step
Iperithon: WE found the tree with arachnaphobia
LRRbot: The Swarmweaver [2BG] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/3] | When The Swarmweaver enters, create two 1/1 black and green Insect creature tokens with flying. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Insects and Spiders you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.
definenull: oh boy
definenull: double deathtouch
RayFK: GolgarEEEEEEZE NUTS (so many dead people)
PorpoisesUnknown: with that many spiders under your command how can you NOT be delirious?
Nimiphi: Good job on the spider deck, its one of my favorites on the *web
PorpoisesUnknown: YAY!!!
pleonasticTautology: NICE
Dog_of_Myth:
insanecat6mtg:
definenull: spooders reign supreme!
vinopinguino: is kathleen madame web?
PorpoisesUnknown: Graham casts *Fog* then dies to the now stealthier spiders
TotalHell: The Spiderwoman Cometh
idontgetmyrealname: wait, were doing Marvel set night?
Dog_of_Myth: Marvel is after Srixhaven
Nimiphi: I'm so excited for Strixhaven
Dog_of_Myth: Same. Preordered a box for it.
vinopinguino: yeah it looks like a banger of a set
definenull:
Im really bummed my schedule is really tight for prerelease weekend 
vinopinguino: loved the story too, lots of implications
definenull: Might be biased, but seanan wrote an amazing short for Quintorius
JaymicUnyielding: @TotalHell Not to be confused with the Spider-Woman, who is White/Blue.
vinopinguino: @definenull yeah i read that
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vinopinguino: glad to see some "old" characters making appearances
fcloud: When is wotc gonna give the people what they want: a full-sized Morbius set
fcloud: Come on you cowards
Nimiphi: someone explain to me why Ral is orzhov. I don't get it
vinopinguino: its a mystery...
CrossXhunteR: it doesnt matter at this point and the game would probably still have ended in the same manner in a turn cycle, but i don't think the swarmweaver was castable from the top of the library as it wasnt a spider
CrossXhunteR: @Nimiphi reality fracture stuff, assumedly
Dabari49: How long till we see mtg batman? Or did it already happen. Been away for mtg for a long time
GrathXVI: @Nimiphi He caught Orzhov from Tomik?
definenull: I think same reason why liliana met a white doppelganger
Nimiphi: @GrathXVI I love the implication that orzhov is a kind of disease you catch
definenull: @GrathXVI don't think that's how guild allegiance is transmitted \lh
CrossXhunteR: can izzet ral be silverquill
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
drcthulu: functionally identical elf
Natedogg2: I will allow it.
LRRbot: Temple of Malady | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
lamina5432: everyone forgets fyndhorn elves
drcthulu: m'lady
JaymicUnyielding: Judge, the card is named Llanowar Elves Enraged.
CrossXhunteR: @lamina5432 it's an upcoming magiccon promo (or something like that)
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
vinopinguino: gorlami
Nimiphi: it sounded almost like graham was ordering dinner
TotalHell: That's dope (or whatever the Italian for "dope" is)
PorpoisesUnknown: Don't forget the Godfather on his birthday this year Graham
dumbo3k: @TotalHell That's-a dope-a
InfiniTokens: Ooh ahh
vinopinguino: water coffee
fcloud: Dopissimo
LRRbot: Titania's Chosen [2G] | Creature — Elf Archer [1/1] | Whenever a player casts a green spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Nimiphi: no surge; the real meta call would've been a copy of Compost
Natedogg2: Hey, I played that back when Urza's Saga was new.
PorpoisesUnknown: I mean its just a tauren mauler in this game right? But worse
ekplayscards: Oh god I wish that was Ben
CrossXhunteR: HUH
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
TotalHell: It's not weird!!
SonofThoth: Kathleen de Vere
Nimiphi: spiders bringing out the spiciness
Gadora: @Natedogg2 Modern Horizons wasn't too long ago, was it?
vinopinguino: LRR magic: after dark
ekplayscards: hehehehehe
Natedogg2: Well, *I* played it when Urza's Saga was new.
CrossXhunteR: @Gadora first one was pre-pandemic
InfiniTokens: We trust in EK
PorpoisesUnknown: LMFAOOOOo
ekplayscards: LOL BUT MAYBE
Willbow132: I chuckled
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
InfiniTokens:
EbDorian: Does Serge have any feelings about the Italian soccer team failing to qualify for the WorldCup?
Nimiphi: I'm wheezing
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
ekplayscards: KATHLEEN I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK
LRRbot: Golgari Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.
Gadora: @CrossXhunteR ohno
TheRatKings: Type for cavern?
TotalHell: Live-drafting some AO3
SonofThoth: It just harkened back to the Kathleen commercials where that was much more common a response
Nimiphi: someone clip it!
vinopinguino: wooo its friday night! lets get loose
RayFK: SHORTS
ekplayscards: MY GUY ITS ALWAYS WARM ENOUGH FOR SHORTS
Dog_of_Myth: Shorts or Jorts?
LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
PorpoisesUnknown: Should NOT have taken a rip on Kathleens turn
CrossXhunteR: can orchard tap for any color because of cavern?
ekplayscards: Ben's never gonna let me live down wearing shorts to F2F toronto every day...
UnknownFriday: @ekplayscards As a person who wears sandals year round I will have to respectfully disagree with this statement.
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
RayFK: This is me realizing I have never seen EK not wearing shorts
Nimiphi: Oh mine would be Madame Gaffer
ekplayscards: @RayFK EXACTLY, KING
PorpoisesUnknown: Mr Who???? haha
CrossXhunteR: i love wagon
LRRbot: Lumbering Worldwagon [2G] | Artifact — Vehicle [*/4] | This Vehicle's power is equal to the number of lands you control. / Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Crew 4
TotalHell: ah yes Pitbulldozer
TheRatKings: Nice wagon
vinopinguino: watcha draggin in that world wagon
CrossXhunteR: im sad it was optimized out of the standard landfall list
Willbow132: whatever Serge just said was my nickname in high school
northos: not every, but any
ekplayscards: yavermayer
JaymicUnyielding: Yurrvurmurr
PorpoisesUnknown: YES!
LRRbot: Heartwood Storyteller [1GG] | Creature — Treefolk [2/3] | Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.
vinopinguino: letsgooo
ekplayscards: heartwood storyteller my beloved
Nimiphi: Urborger - a magic themed burger restaurant
definenull: v--v ?
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
Nimiphi: eve the card reader thinks its a forest
JaymicUnyielding: LOL
vinopinguino: a day walker
TheRatKings: Dryad Arbor is a day walker
TheRatKings: @vinopinguino beat me to it
vinopinguino: @TheRatKings jinx
Dmc3628: the FTV one sure is
ekplayscards: God I wish I were Ben rn
fcloud: Turgid Burger, artifact food
Nimiphi: I only noticed there was a knight in the background this very second
CrossXhunteR: just tuck it back with those lands. nothing bad will happen
TotalHell: waiting for the blue version called Wet-ad Harbor
EmoChicken42: Its also the only colored land, right?
LRRbot: Three Tree City | Legendary Land | As Three Tree City enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to the number of creatures you control of the chosen type.
Nimiphi: diversity?
Sage0fMadness: The most devious bstrd in Threeee Treeeee City!
vinopinguino: haha
Dalrint: "How much mana does it cost?" "Tree'ity'
ekplayscards: Tree Tree City
LRRbot: Gelatinous Cube [2BB] | Creature — Ooze [4/3] | Engulf — When this creature enters, exile target non-Ooze creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Dissolve — {X}{B}: Put target creature card with mana value X exiled with this creature into its owner's graveyard.
definenull: kyoob!
vinopinguino: cuubeee
InfiniTokens: Free Tree City?
jomiak: in the art the cube is clearly green
TotalHell: Always hear it in the cadence of the old Pace commercials. "Three Tree Cit-ay???"
TheRatKings: Dryad Arbor!
Nimiphi: its a fiend hunter that doesnt put stuff in a bag, but puts it in a cube.
Dog_of_Myth:
Serpens77: @TotalHell Matt Berry's Three Tree Cit-ay
RayFK: Object permanence is challenging once they hit Germany
LRRbot: Vernal Fen | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
definenull: i recall rakdos being a menace in AFR
PorpoisesUnknown: LOL
lamina5432: UB before we went to new york for the 5th time
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
CrossXhunteR: new dual land cycle starting in strixhaven commander is hot
drcthulu: Serge is sufficiently basic
TheRatKings: Jerrard Cappuccino
Dmc3628: CLB unfortunately came right before restrictions got lifted
PorpoisesUnknown: Graham being the resident Italian NAILED the cappuccino pronunciation
Nimiphi: two elves get in a car and the results will surprise you
Sage0fMadness: all aboard the Glizzy express
RayFK: Attack trigger, didn't name who he was attacking SMH
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
CrossXhunteR: oh, this is not escape tunnel
Serpens77: question regarding the PPRs: Until next Jan was confirmed, does that include the UW and UB sets both?
MWGNZ: shoutout to Paul btw
freshmaker__: god.. beep beep im a sheep just makes me think of the last time LRR was at PAXAUS and they were right across from like... asdfmovie just dance or something.
LRRbot: Deathreap Ritual [2BG] | Enchantment | Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, you may draw a card.
Nimiphi:
functionality is much more important that optimization; ur all doing awesome 
ContingentCat: It not perfect system, but it still pretty good system
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
CrossXhunteR: i will never not chuckle when the card reader and llrbot pull up a basic land
LRRbot: Sylvan Anthem [GG] | Enchantment | Green creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever a green creature you control enters, scry 1.
PorpoisesUnknown: "The years have cost you, your strength. Victory has DEFEATED you"
Nimiphi: kathleen on the classic economy strategy. despite the color pair there are no flies on the board because the spiders caught them all
LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / During your turn, nonland permanent cards in your graveyard have retrace.
TheRatKings: Now Graham needs to play Seven
definenull: When's pop, squish, etc?
vinopinguino: hey kathleen, are yall doing another lore video for Secrets?
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LoadingReadyRun: Is this pre-Wrenn six?
Nimiphi: have you considered emptying the cube?
CrossXhunteR: G draws 1
vinopinguino: gasp!
Nimiphi: we're getting LRR lore on upcoming lore!
TheRatKings: Set story was also fun!
vinopinguino: i preordered the novel. gotta speed read it
PorpoisesUnknown: LOL
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
TotalHell: swurmps
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Natedogg2: He's going to be ready with sooooo many overlays next stream.
adept_nekomancer: I'm half expecting that one of these times he's going to create the overlay just to spite you.
PorpoisesUnknown: The overlay for Uroborg is just going to be a black screen in Pauls frusteration
PorpoisesUnknown: frustration*
Nimiphi: the over lay just goes over the player's camera and blocks the person who says "urborg is in play"
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
InfiniTokens: So many baubles
vinopinguino: they're brothers!
InfiniTokens: Baubles which are distinct from Bobbles
LRRbot: Necroblossom Snarl | Land | As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Grim Bauble [B] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2.
RayFK: I'm sorry Ben, I gave you too many other things to think about. It cost the reliquary tower
TheRatKings: That skull isnt even his!
Nimiphi: Reliquary Tower is for cowards who fear loss
Fruan: The clamp holds the skulls in!
LRRbot: Lathril, Blade of the Elves [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lathril deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. / {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
PorpoisesUnknown: Ill allow it. I'm just a random on the internet but I'll allow it Graham
vinopinguino: dale!
TotalHell: Lumbering Lorldlagon
CrossXhunteR: that's an 8-4 good buddy
LRRbot: Necroblossom Snarl | Land | As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Nimiphi: its the spiders; they're not on the board so they decided to get crafty off-camera
revjakenash: Serge with impeccable taste in basics
LRRbot: Shelob, Child of Ungoliant [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [8/8] | Deathtouch, ward {2} / Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. / Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.
vinopinguino: she's just trying to tuck you in
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lamina5432: personally tailored too
kumatsu: Shelob was actually just trying to operate a bespoke Bed and Breakfast in the mountains
LoadingReadyRun: The Snuggest of Snuggies
ContingentCat: A silk snuggy
LoadingReadyRun: I mean, I silk snuggy does sound pretty nice
PorpoisesUnknown: Ben " Mana-Flood or Drought" Ulmer
kumatsu:
time for Paul to expense a silk snuggy to the company 
Bacon_Trail: do they make snuggies that make you look like a mummy?
freshmaker__: lumbering worldwag on deez...
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
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LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Bosk Banneret [1G] | Creature — Treefolk Shaman [1/3] | Treefolk spells and Shaman spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
PorpoisesUnknown: Bosk from Star Wars?
fcloud: "i'd like to order one Urborg Burger, well-done." "Sir, they're all well-done"
kumatsu: correct
CrossXhunteR: no more fun
Nimiphi: the treefolk turn ends in brambles
PorpoisesUnknown: LMFAO
LRRbot: Lignify [1G] | Kindred Enchantment — Treefolk Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities.
DarkSVermoth: what's lignify?
freshmaker__: who's steve jobs?
JDMan94: GRAHAM LMAO
pleonasticTautology: LIGNA BALLS
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glencoco132: Graham from the top rope
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LRRbot: Gaea's Will | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{G} / Until end of turn, you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard. / If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.
TheRatKings: Who's urza?
fcloud: @freshmaker__ ahem. who WAS steve jobs
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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DarkSVermoth: who's tom cruise?
Nimiphi: Hey Gaea? Yeah, your Will? He's suspended for 4 days for causing a fight at school.
kumatsu: hit SNES platformer, Tomba
PorpoisesUnknown: "Ill attack you for 2 with 6" hurt my brain for a second
CrossXhunteR: at my prerelease, person across from me during deck building opened 3 overgrown tomb including 2 of that double sided one
TheRatKings: 6...7?
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Golgari Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.
r10pez10: just in time
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
EbDorian: !card wrenn and seven
LRRbot: Wrenn and Seven [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / [0]: Put any number of land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / [−3]: Create a green Treefolk creature token with reach and "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control." / [−8]: Return all permanent cards from your gr…
CrossXhunteR: perfect mana
Bacon_Trail: our burg?
Nimiphi: Six is the quintessential Treefolk. Its a two by four. I'll see myself out.
DarkSVermoth: forestwalk is online
LoadingReadyRun: wait... Was Six called Six *before* they met Wrenn?
r10pez10: is this game one or game two?
fcloud: BG BG BG, can't you see, sometimes your signet is golgari~
ContingentCat: Our Berg comrade
CrossXhunteR: @Nimiphi you're making me think of Twin Peaks now
Bacon_Trail: @r10pez10 game two
SnowBuddy18: @Nimiphi isn't 2x4 8 though?
PorpoisesUnknown: Ben whom wipes the board
r10pez10: Bacon_Trail phew thanks
chaos5896: just peeking in. Graham, I hope you are SNUG!
LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
fcloud: @SnowBuddy18 if you 8 a 2x4, you should definitely seek medical attention
Nimiphi: @SnowBuddy18 no like the lumber at a hardware store. but I like where you mind is.
PorpoisesUnknown: You rain toxic acid on stuff Ben. I believe you're far from the 'hero' lol
PorpoisesUnknown: rained*
neisan2112: Does Shelob still get everything dying? Since it was at the same time?
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
CrossXhunteR: @neisan2112 i would assume so
TheRatKings: @neisan2112 Shelob only cares if a spider dealt damage to it
DarkSVermoth: it's only when they die to spiders
r10pez10: let's have a look
CrossXhunteR: @neisan2112 oh, nothing dealt damage
Nimiphi: "rotate my deck more" is wild
neisan2112: Oh right duh
freshmaker__: Metallic Mimic is from the Fiona Staples Secret Lair.
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
PorpoisesUnknown: WE COILIN
InfiniTokens: I do love some doubling season
Nimiphi: there are six mana elves; surely
LRRbot: Eladamri, Korvecdal [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / {G}, {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Reveal a card from your hand or the top card of your library. If you reveal a creature card this way, put it onto the battlefield. Activate only during your turn.
InfiniTokens: Parallel Lives is less threatening but still gets you plenty of tokens
Cavemanhar: i mean all lands are both forests and swamps serge
PorpoisesUnknown: LMFAOOOOo
PorpoisesUnknown: Stop doing that Kathleen
r10pez10: @graham looks like it was special guest: fiona staples
freshmaker__: that was a good lair. Steve. Hunky Dryad. Spell Queller.
CrossXhunteR: before Sear was printed, it was very hard for my red decks in standard to deal with the wagon
DarkSVermoth: ben might have it
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Nimiphi: help, I was playing standard and the waggle of my wagon was alerting the red players
fcloud: colonel.
vinopinguino: i trust shelob with the ring
RayFK: She's got boots AND the fur?!
LRRbot: Chainweb Aracnir [G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying an opponent controls. / Escape—{3}{G}{G}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with three +1/+1 counters on it.
TheRatKings: dripped up shelob
InfiniTokens: Shelob's fan fiction
ekplayscards: Count to 6!
DarkSVermoth: that cEDH game was super fun
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
r10pez10: now i'm just looking at secret lair printings
freshmaker__: ill krump with ya sweetie pie
CrossXhunteR: there is also a room that does a yawg will thing in green, right?
Dog_of_Myth: Elves have a need for speed.
freshmaker__: gottem
Lord_Hosk: @Nimiphi There have got to be way more than 6 mana elves, there is Beascaller Savant, Arbor Elf, Devoted Druitd, Elvish Archdruid, Elvish mystic, Llanowar Elves, Llanowar druid...
DarkSVermoth: is graham having a giggle about how funny his turn is?
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Nimiphi: waking up in the middle of the night on a wednesday "I wonder what she's up to..." *dreams about wurmcoil engine*
LRRbot: Sapling of Colfenor [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman [2/5] | Indestructible / Whenever Sapling of Colfenor attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, you gain life equal to that card's toughness, lose life equal to its power, then put it into your hand.
RayFK: This is the anthem throws all your hands up
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Nimiphi: its marshal but in spring
freshmaker__: Sylvan Ansem is my favourite Kingdom Hearts character.
TheRatKings: Going to Outback Steakhouse to order the Bloomin Marsh
RayFK: @freshmaker__ God damnit
Territan: Butt Fights?
Dog_of_Myth: Butt Gains
RayFK: Korean Fried Chicken mentioned
Nimiphi: its time for wide squats; butt gains
InfiniTokens: Heyy
RayFK: Wow what a nonthreatening card, Parallel Lives
fcloud: that sequence is an editor's dream, serge going on about butt gains and graham just grinning at the camera
freshmaker__:
@RayFK You're welcome.
LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
CrossXhunteR: oh, from the comic Spider-Men
CrossXhunteR: is that sara pichelli?
BrainstormG1: Aww
LRRbot: Aeve, Progenitor Ooze [2GGG] | Legendary Creature — Ooze [2/2] | Storm / Aeve isn't legendary if it's a token. / Aeve enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Ooze you control.
neisan2112: 5 Hudred Cigi- i mean tokens
Nimiphi: ummmmmm
lamina5432: I miss my aeve deck
TheRatKings: Love the green storm cards.
Nimiphi: is casting a copy of a spell considered creating a token for parallel lives?
freshmaker__: dont worry im not doing much with this parallel lives... anyway here's my miirym and astral dragon for an incalculable amount of tokens.
fcloud: @Nimiphi seems like it should
r10pez10: oh yeah i have chocolate
freshmaker__: i think copying a permanent spell doesnt count as "creating" a token technically.
DarkSVermoth: "copies become tokens"
chaostreader: shouldn’t the tokens have three. one for mimic and two for each ooze it saw.
Nimiphi: so parallel lives doesnt actually work with aeve since casting a copy isn't the same as an effect creating a copy.
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dvy1: the stoprm creates a copy of the spell on the stack, its not creating a token on the battlefield
Cavemanhar: parallel lives does not make extra tokens for storm
fcloud: ah, becoming a token isnt creating a token. devious
r10pez10: whose
DarkSVermoth: so it would be 5 for original aeve?
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
TheRatKings: My favourite planeswalker
Bacon_Trail: some threezes for us meeses
EbDorian: do they enter at the same time though? If it's storm, wouldn't the copies resolve one at a time?
drcthulu: @DarkSVermoth no, it would see 3 other oozes and get one from the mimic
fcloud: four oozes is a quadrooze. five oozes is a pentooze
Chartle: we'll move on with our parallel lives
DarkSVermoth: oooh cool thanks chat
freshmaker__: yeah sorry. i just love rules. i sometimes just talk about it in chat to affirm my own knowledge instead of like.. try and influence the game immediately.
LRRbot: Binding the Old Gods [2BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. / II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
vinopinguino: suns getting real low buddy
Cavemanhar: its fine if your wrong you get engagement on the video of people telling you your wrong
r10pez10: lord the rings
r10pez10: attack the clones
BrainstormG1: Hahaha
CrossXhunteR: mana continues to be perfect, right?
DarkSVermoth: "oh" they both said in very different tones
MrSarkhan:
fcloud: gdi everyone
drcthulu:
Serge goes to cheat step
KeytarCat: "Binding the old gods" is a verb, "Binding of the old gods" is a noun
LRRbot: Culling Ritual [2BG] | Sorcery | Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.
vinopinguino: oof
vinopinguino: culling ritual is so good
drcthulu: culling ritual is so good
Nimiphi: the oozes have mana value 5, ur fine
DarkSVermoth: once again ben doesn't get to play the game
DarkSVermoth:
Dvy1: i mean all lands are bayou's
chaostreader: they should.
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Fruan: Token copies copy the mana cost
CrossXhunteR: token copies do
DarkSVermoth: copies do
RayFK: Copies retain mana value #wotcstaff
Dvy1: if its a copy of an actual car it has the cmc of the thing that they copy
drcthulu: copies do
kumatsu: yeah the copies have value
r10pez10: hell yeah jordan
northos: @Dvy1 you wouldn't copy an actual car
freshmaker__: Not a chat judge, but for future reference RE: Parallel Lives, on the rulings for Lithoform Engine, which copies permanent spells. "The token that a resolving copy of a spell becomes isn't said to have been “created.”"
TheRatKings: did Kathleen include her spider?
CrossXhunteR: they added reminder text of the CMC to the bloomburrow offspring tokens, since it isnt usually relevant
northos: Magic: a Simple Game TM
Diabore: !card glissa, the traitor
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Diabore: salts his mana base and cultivates in his face
DarkSVermoth: "you salt my fields and then spit on my face"
BrainstormG1: "This you do to Ben, on the day of his mana base's destruction?"
LRRbot: Chronicle of Victory [6] | Legendary Artifact | As Chronicle of Victory enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2 and have first strike and trample. / Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, draw a card.
Diabore: its such a good card
DarkSVermoth: that's a very awesome card
Diabore: love the chronicle
kumatsu: that famous Australian saying, we're here to cast spiders
fcloud: spider! he is our hero. spider! get rid of. spider! must stop. spider! we love you spider. ooooooooo.
vinopinguino: the bloomburrow one?
LRRbot: Binding the Old Gods [2BG] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. / II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
RayFK: Graham I don't want to see your banana of kinship
LRRbot: Fangorn, Tree Shepherd [4GGG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [4/10] | Treefolk you control have vigilance. / Whenever one or more Treefolk you control attack, add twice that much {G}. / You don't lose unspent green mana as steps and phases end.
Diabore: gain 6 it is
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LRRbot: Tribute to the Wild [1G] | Instant | Each opponent sacrifices an artifact or enchantment of their choice.
Bacon_Trail: Syr Plompy coming in next eldraine set
vinopinguino: hahah
BrainstormG1: Rest in Peace, Ben's Game State
ekplayscards:
the hero of our story is struggling 
TheRatKings: Poor ben catcing strays
vinopinguino: ben is never going to financially recover from this
DarkSVermoth: look at the bright side ben, you got your oozes
drcthulu: worm can ooze stuff though
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Orestes290: worm = hotdog of ooze
InfiniTokens: She talks about "worms in blenders" like it's something she's familiar with
Bacon_Trail: They tried to make dinosaurs but made oozes instead
ekplayscards: after effects?
CrossXhunteR: centrifuge?
r10pez10: theatre of the mind?
BrowneePointz: I think the back side of that command tower is the Jurassic world version btw Graham
ekplayscards: my brain is a mouse ratatoullie style so that tracks
Nimiphi: a blendtec blender?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: The Polytron?
Territan: The polytron.
LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
CrossXhunteR: mouse smoke. don't breath this
Serpens77: Polytron homogenizer
BrainstormG1: good 'ol Polytron
ekplayscards: hurt people hurt people
vinopinguino: hurt ppl hurt pppl
DarkSVermoth:
wait i thought it was golgari night, what is reyhan doing here?
vinopinguino: damn
Mushbie: I saw a person use a Polytron for cooking recently, and uhhh it was good at it
BrainstormG1: Ben is lashing out at the world, which is completely valid in this instance
UnknownFriday: Not cocktails made from mice, for clarity.
vinopinguino: @ekplayscards jinx
Ukon_Cairns: im pretty sure one of the quandrix students is majoring in Polytron
foopoiuyt: Unique tissue disruption by mechanical shearing and cavitation
foopoiuyt: The ad is great
fcloud: brother. i desire lands.
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
KodeMage: That is nearly a 1hp motor on that thing.
Nimiphi: I just thought Polytron was a modern deck
RayFK: JFC
r10pez10: mouse
RayFK: This got DARK
vinopinguino: this soup is too smooth
Mushbie: one of the things was an emulsion like mayo I think
itira:
RayFK: Excuse me I want my drinkable cheeseburger to be SMOOTH
Mushbie: it was sooooo good at that
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LRRbot: Darksteel Citadel | Artifact Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}.
DarkSVermoth: "there's no chunks in my smoothie"
accountmadeforants: I asked for a banana smoothie, this is a banana soup
Nimiphi: its either smooth, smoothish, or smoothee. Which are you?
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
fcloud: the soup: "cant get enough of your love baby"
UnknownFriday: Why do I foresee an Iron Stomach Challenge in the future?
vinopinguino: ay yo
ekplayscards: that feels more expensive than 4.99 a month
BrowneePointz: it’ll make your Soup so smooth it starts playing Rob Thomas
TheRatKings: Cant wait to find out what is coming for Serge from Graham's hand
TheRatKings: 689/
lirazel64: Are you guys playing Commander or writing a crapshot?
LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
KodeMage: Now I kinda want a milkshake (not mouse).
fcloud: i've been trying all night to find a glissa/glizzy pun but no joy
CrossXhunteR: this card does not read as a creature to me. more like an enchantment
BrowneePointz: okay real talk a skit where someone uses that blender to make a Soup and it cuts to the Pot playing Smooth by Rob Thomas ft Santana would be hilarious Graham
Nimiphi: I cant kill you, but I can instill you with the fear of god
KodeMage: "They are still used today, however they are made by IKA and they call them ultra turrax."
Territan: I'm looking, I'm looking!
CrossXhunteR: when has "need" ever been the deciding factoro
LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
BrainstormG1: I feel like Cameron would enjoy a Polytron
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TheRatKings: Didn't John Green do that 10 years ago?
r10pez10: the box and the toy?
ekplayscards: oh speaking of polygraph polly graph would be a good drag name
DarkSVermoth: the ultimate vs golgari tech
accountmadeforants: Powerful electric motors are truly the most essential household tool
KodeMage: cheapest one is about 1200 us
drcthulu: recursion in black/green? yeah bog that
RayFK: Time to bring it back, now with added heartburn because we're in our 30s and 40s
NotCainNorAbel: BILL!
Nimiphi: I wish I could un-remember something
CrossXhunteR: now you got me wanting a filet o fish
r10pez10: yeah that is pretty gross huh
Territan: The Orange EXTRA-ROGHy.
BrowneePointz: double fried nuggets
Fruan: Reverse Wet Ones
TheRatKings: NugNugGetGets
Nimiphi: the Ur-Nugget
glitched_goddess: nuggetception
lamina5432: then polish the fried ones
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Refried Nugs
Commodore_Perry_GG: that's how we find new diseases
GreyThey: Nug nog
Naarius: Renuggeted Chicken....
Sage0fMadness: "A trace of the true self remains in the false self"
ShaneLeeAtk: On the next non-Ian TTSF
accountmadeforants: Get you some meat glue and someone who knows how to use it (do not play around with meat glue)
DarkSVermoth: "i asked for boneless nuggets"
LRRbot: Deadly Recluse [1G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / Deathtouch
niccus: the invention of nugget samsara
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Territan: And within it, there's still an interesting idea: grind the chicken down to paste, use transglutaminase or "meat glue," and make some REALLY awkward "nugget" shapes.
MWGNZ:
drcthulu: when he remembers to put them in
Nimiphi: Serge, don't admit your deck is basic!
NotCainNorAbel: I don't even know how to put that onto a ingredients list
fcloud: serge has so many basics nearby while he's putting other cards into his decks
LRRbot: Viridian Longbow [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {3}
RatherLargeToad: Shelob with the good equips
glitched_goddess: @Territan wait you mean my dream of dick shaped nuggets is possible?
Nimiphi: can we call kathleen's deck Australia since its just full of venomous spiders?
Territan: It totally is!
fcloud: nuggets are an infinitely plastic form, you can make them in any shape you want
glitched_goddess: Finally, I can make people literally go eat a dick.
Simonark: Nuggets are, and so is nougat. Don’t mix.
LRRbot: Vernal Fen | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
fcloud: dick-shaped cookies might be easier. but if dick nuggets are your thing, go for it
marxmarksman: Graham looks like a German expressionist film maker tonight. I dig it.
RatherLargeToad: Kolfi-lore?
BrowneePointz: child of the Last Yew
admiral_sky_: yes, she's a big player in the morningtide and eventide novels
glitched_goddess: @fcloud that just makes me think of Death to Smoochy lol
BrowneePointz: helped take down Oona
LRRbot: Twilight Mire | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B/G}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{G}, or {G}{G}.
BrowneePointz: she’s a big character from the old Lorwyn novels
RayFK: I work on this stuff and I don't know everything
vinopinguino: code oona iykyk
RayFK: I'm too busy working on other stuff
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Nimiphi: that's what you do Ray, you work and you know things
BrowneePointz: Jordan doesn’t know lore, it’s why he plays Kingdom Hearts
kumatsu: The Lorwyn story was Colfenor comissioning a band of heroes to prepare their Saplingf or the coming of the Great Aurora, and then the Sapling sprouted after the change to Shadowmoor
NotCainNorAbel: I'm just glad there are any basics
LRRbot: Gelatinous Genesis [XXG] | Sorcery | Create X X/X green Ooze creature tokens.
kumatsu: you can be a 2/2 too
fcloud: classic ballet turn from ben
RatherLargeToad: ha ha, he he, two two twos
LRRbot: Eladamri, Korvecdal [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / {G}, {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Reveal a card from your hand or the top card of your library. If you reveal a creature card this way, put it onto the battlefield. Activate only during your turn.
r10pez10: !addquote (Kathleen) [Now] I'm not actually this hateful. I mean I am, but I keep it inside. You shouldn't see it, it's a weakness.
LRRbot: New quote #9556: "I'm not actually this hateful. I mean I am, but I keep it inside. You shouldn't see it, it's a weakness." —Kathleen [2026-04-03]
LRRbot: High Perfect Morcant [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. / Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery.
Nimiphi: shes perfect
DarkSVermoth: look at those hooves!
TheRatKings: nice hoofs
CrossXhunteR: y'all got red dice?
Nimiphi: end steppie really has new meaning now
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
Fruan: The beast token also has sexy hooves
DarkSVermoth: morcant is insane, golgari elves didn't need more but she's great
Nimiphi: no way; a lorowyn elf being awful? I couldn't imagine
EbDorian: I appreciate y'all using different coloured dice for different counters, but choosing red/green is a little awkward for the colour-blind folks
CrossXhunteR: no hoof was established earlier, right?
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Phantom Train [3B] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Trample / Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. It becomes a Spirit artifact creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bah-ble
vinopinguino: i choo choo choose you
LRRbot: Demonic Junker [6B] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/3] | Affinity for artifacts / When this Vehicle enters, for each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. If a creature you controlled was destroyed this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this Vehicle. / Crew 2
Dvy1:
cant suplex the tain
CrossXhunteR: wait, you didnt actually activate the bauble, right?
LRRbot: Rending Vines [1GG] | Instant — Arcane | Destroy target artifact or enchantment if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of cards in your hand. / Draw a card.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: nice
InfiniTokens: "The big loopity" is the official term.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: dale, etc etc
drcthulu: that worldwagon is back on the escalator
marxmarksman: No Wheeler or Nellly so no one to talk about taht kid being back on the escalator.
Nimiphi: the Demonic Junker keeps running over Sapling but she's indestructible
vinopinguino: and he's at 9 so ya know
CrossXhunteR: once i think. the first time you sacced it to the train
CrossXhunteR: you still looked at kathleens top card though, so it was confusing
Bacon_Trail: The elves gots cars, which killed trees. Guess they weren't hybrids
LRRbot: Skyfisher Spider [2BG] | Creature — Spider [3/3] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent. / When this creature dies, you may gain 1 life for each creature card in your graveyard. If you do, exile this card from your graveyard.
vinopinguino: no good deed
LRRbot: Weatherseed Totem [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}{G}{G}: This artifact becomes a 5/3 green Treefolk artifact creature with trample until end of turn. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it was a creature, return this card to its owner's hand.
Mattmitchell45: What an evocative Totem
LRRbot: Ironroot Treefolk [4G] | Creature — Treefolk [3/5]
vinopinguino: weatherseed totem is sure something
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah bigh tree
northos: alpha cards are so cool
Nimiphi: I was excited to have a Beta Scryb Sprites in my Edric deck
LRRbot: Atomize [2BG] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Proliferate.
freshmaker__: why are they bragging that theyre seedborn as though we are not all born of seed?
LoadingReadyRun: Why is everyone picking on Glissa, the Traitor? Don't they trust her?
CrossXhunteR: ben is goldberg?
LRRbot: Golgari Charm [BG] | Instant | Choose one — / • All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Regenerate each creature you control.
rosesmcgee: @LoadingReadyRun At least you know where you stand with Glissa, the traitor.
Nimiphi: the slimes are en-bubbled. they must be protected
glitched_goddess: She’s just from Traitor, North Carolina. she’s not going to stab you in the back because of it. she’s might, but that’s just for different reasons.
LRRbot: Festering Thicket | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
lamina5432: so question does the last untapped slime tap from the regeneration?
EbDorian: @lamina5432 not if it wasn't destroyed
LRRbot: Trystan's Command [4BG] | Kindred Sorcery — Elf | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Elf you control. / • Return one or two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand. / • Destroy target creature or enchantment. / • Creatures target player controls get +3/+3 until end of turn. Untap them.
LRRbot: High Perfect Morcant [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. / Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery.
lamina5432: @EbDorian thats what I thought, but yeah regeneration makes only so much sense
LRRbot: Demonic Junker [6B] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/3] | Affinity for artifacts / When this Vehicle enters, for each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. If a creature you controlled was destroyed this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this Vehicle. / Crew 2
drewm1022: That's uh...24?
LRRbot: Arachnogenesis [2G] | Instant | Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.
drewm1022: Nope I dumb.
lamina5432: spiderr fog
RegularSir: Kill spell? No way - Fog
r10pez10: hell yeah
vinopinguino: spider farts
RegularSir: No worms for you Mr man from Dune
r10pez10: i'm beginning to think this The One Ring is pretty good
RegularSir: The ring has a price mam.
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Gwenom, Remorseless [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Symbiote Spider Hero [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
RegularSir: Im gonna pay a life and draw a card - draws 2 cards
TheRatKings: Is Graham part of the Tie
CrossXhunteR: oh, promo gwenom art
EbDorian:
Graham starts furiously using-up the battery
LoadingReadyRun: Shelob vs Gwenom
vinopinguino: spider vs. spider
e_bloc: oh I was sure it'd be over by the time I got home
circusofkirkus: could draw through with the One Ring
RegularSir: Draws 2 more fogs
e_bloc: this is some powerful magic
LRRbot: Twitching Doll [1G] | Artifact Creature — Spider Toy [2/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. Put a nest counter on this creature. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a 2/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
RatherLargeToad: no spiders here
drewm1022: You can still look at the top card.
RatherLargeToad: normal doll
e_bloc: not actually a pile of spiders
e_bloc:
666
LRRbot: Doom Weaver [4BB] | Creature — Spider Horror [1/8] | Reach / Soulbond / As long as Doom Weaver is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "When this creature dies, draw cards equal to its power."
RegularSir: Its a spoder!
Dog_of_Myth: Just a normal doll
PorpoisesUnknown: It twitches in SPIDERS
LRRbot: Shelob, Dread Weaver [3B] | Legendary Creature — Spider Demon [3/3] | Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, exile it. / {2}{B}, Put a creature card exiled with Shelob into its owner's graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on Shelob. Draw a card. / {X}{1}{B}: Put target creature card with mana value X exiled with Shelob onto the battlefield tapped under your control.
LRRbot: Spinner of Souls [2G] | Creature — Spider Spirit [4/3] | Reach / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
PorpoisesUnknown: I wonder if Spiders have playing cards with humans featured on them
vinopinguino: i hope so
RegularSir: It literally says blah blah blah blah and its an unglued card
LRRbot: Mutagen Man, Living Ooze [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Ooze Mutant [2/3] | Trample / Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {1} less to activate. / When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens.
TheRatKings: Love this card
PorpoisesUnknown: Mutagen Man has a mutagen plan ♪
vinopinguino: mutagen man is low key cracked
e_bloc: I did not even clock that Ben was still alive
DarkSVermoth: oh wait he makes mutagens 0?
DarkSVermoth: that's sick
Nimiphi: isnt eladamri only on your turn?
LRRbot: Gloom Ripper [3BB] | Creature — Elf Assassin [4/4] | When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn and up to one target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard.
e_bloc: yeah its pretty silly
drewm1022: And clues and food make 1! Etc.
RatherLargeToad: no, my gloom!
drewm1022: Er, cost one.
PorpoisesUnknown: Consider your gloom ripped Ben
Nimiphi: Eladamri is only on your turn!
RegularSir: That's one thick spider board
vinopinguino: board wipe! board wipe!
Gekyouryuu: and fun fact, chat: if you have another cost reduction effect like Mutagen Man that says "reduces by (number), this can't make it 0" you can choose to use it such that the restricted reduction gets it to 1, then Mutagen Man makes it 0
TheRatKings: Its a complex boardstate
lamina5432: spiders have been good for too long
vinopinguino: kch over
RegularSir: !Giant Spider
e_bloc: hiss thick booty
Dog_of_Myth:
sporkraptor: nobody calls it that Ben
DarkSVermoth: strength wise, no one is surprised the last standing are the elves and spiders
LRRbot: Disciple of Freyalise [3GGG] (back: Garden of Freyalise) | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.
sporkraptor: except you
GirlPainting: Thicc commentary
tehfewl: love the station identification
Bacon_Trail: in my head, the players can't hear graham doing commentary from the booth but maybe can hear ben reporting from the field
PorpoisesUnknown: Eladameri is only your turn, neat
TheRatKings: Sergatory
e_bloc: good card
CrossXhunteR: and an elf entered
RayFK: ONLY YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND SERGE, YOU CAN JUST PLAY BAD
Diabore: on the contrary kathleen, every should be going home very soon, after serge kills everyone
RayFK: NO ONE WOULD KNOW
adept_nekomancer: Can't die, too many spiders
GirlPainting: how dare she defy you
e_bloc: kathleen also has a gun under the table pointed at serge
vinopinguino: casualties of war coming right up...
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
roastbeefsandwitch: Shelob - 3B, so fun. I have a deck built around her. Not so fun for everyone else, obviously
MagicMaxC: are all the decks in the same bracket?
Bacon_Trail: which foot / leg does shelob use to drive the car
Dvy1: does serge have metalcraft currently ?
Diabore: it actually isnt under shelob, as its not a creature neither ability interacts with it
LRRbot: The Great Henge [7GG] | Legendary Artifact | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. You gain 2 life. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it and draw a card.
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
DarkSVermoth: specially if someone's plan is to play with their graveyard
RegularSir: Old legendary rule. 2 Yavimayas in play? 1 gets sacced.
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. This creature deals 1 damage to you.
fcloud: fun fact: shelob is actually really into classic cars, she has a bigger garage than jay leno
CrossXhunteR: he played more elves
TheRatKings: Where are the Elf cars??
Diabore: @RegularSir old old legend rule, both get sacced
e_bloc: now there is at leaast henge, opal and I thought i saw one more artifact
RegularSir: Oh yes that's right.
ghizmou: more card draw yay !
northos: pwowifewate
RegularSir: Basically if there are 2 cards in play everything gets sacced.
Sage0fMadness: Henge counters?
fcloud:
i mean, they have to mill out at some point 
DarkSVermoth: the elves are doing elf things
LRRbot: Elvish Archdruid [1GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1. / {T}: Add {G} for each Elf you control.
CrossXhunteR: hell of a board state
RegularSir: Ocean man take me by the hand....
e_bloc: kathleen gets to citadel, serge draws 35 cards, and Ben has a single creature?
MagicMaxC: are all the decks in the same bracket?
ghizmou: mutagen man got nerfed pretty badly in the last patch
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Nurturer [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Whenever another Elf you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn. / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to Marwyn's power.
Nimiphi: he's storming off!
lamina5432: mir win?
e_bloc: urborg and yavimaya in play, living the golgari dream
fcloud: i feel like graham, kathleen, and ben could go home, come back at 9am tomorrow, and serge would be just finishing up his turn
roastbeefsandwitch: 3B Shelob is interesting. She allows for death triggers due to her wording, and puts the creatures back into graveyard once she munches on them. So they're basically on time out. Unless you're sitting on 8+ mana, then she reanimates them.
PorpoisesUnknown: Ayooo
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
PorpoisesUnknown: AYooo
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ben
Nimiphi: elfging?
vinopinguino: im almost there...
LRRbot: Trystan, Callous Cultivator [2G] (back: Trystan, Penitent Culler) | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Trystan, Callous Cultivator, mill three cards. Then if there is an Elf card in your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Trystan.
clamlad:
edgeball 
CrossXhunteR: non hoof left beef
KodeMage: bring the game to completion
e_bloc: even one of the craterhoofs at home would do it
adept_nekomancer: Hoofless hoof
Juliamon: MagicMaxC In theory
PorpoisesUnknown: Hoofless hoof - End Raze Forerunners?
RegularSir: Plays Craterhoof, attacks all in, opponent plays Darkness opponent attacks all in and wins the ball game
e_bloc: that would be tremendous
LoadingReadyRun: I believe excessive Elf edging is how they got Slaanesh in Warhammer 40K
MagicMaxC: @Juliamon lol so no? im just curious
owangel1: Great Henge should have put +1 counters on the creatures Serge cast this turn
vinopinguino: ben, if you draw a boardwipe, you better play it
Juliamon: !decks
MagicMaxC: ty!
KodeMage: lose 6, draw 7!
fcloud: beware, for you when you edge long the elf, the elf also edges you
DarkSVermoth:
time to tap for 7 cards?
fcloud: "dudecleus"
OldManScythe: We are not so invested that we feel bad about a concede for sleep.
RegularSir: What is at the center of a man...his...nucleus.
Sage0fMadness: serge's board should be covered in counters too lol
PorpoisesUnknown: Eladameri is only your turn
Nimiphi: Plus Eladamri can ONLY be used on your own turn
TheRatKings: Crazy to not own that. Good for him
LRRbot: Selfless Safewright [3GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [4/2] | Flash / Convoke / When this creature enters, choose a creature type. Other permanents you control of that type gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Nimiphi: we'ree wondering how you are activating an ability that can only be use don your own turn >.>
GirlPainting: You know serge, you cn conceede at any point ^^
CrossXhunteR: elf cast for the steppy lady
ghizmou: safewright has convoke
CrossXhunteR: ?
sporkraptor: tube lockers
Dvy1: other
kirbyrocks: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DarkSVermoth: serge yager known cheater!
joallthedogs:
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
RegularSir: GG no re
pleonasticTautology: LET'S GOOOO
UtilityPunk:
GG
vinopinguino: LOL
PorpoisesUnknown: DOUBLE DOUBLE YEW
drcthulu: Cheatyface Yager
vinopinguino: dawg
fcloud:
we did it 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: best way to end it
ghizmou:
TheRatKings: How Climactic
GrathXVI: You were secretly playing Judge tower
e_bloc:
gg Kathleen
joallthedogs: Good game
fcloud: ok, chat, NOW you may touchdown
PorpoisesUnknown: We did
EbDorian:
Conceding at any time for any reason!
KodeMage: Some of us just got here
kirbyrocks: chat brought it up xdd
PorpoisesUnknown: But its late so we understand
northos: Serge "that's a lot of cheating" Yager
phoenixfeather14: Chat certainly did
DarkSVermoth: great game
lamina5432: enjoy your early going home night
Nimiphi: I mean, I did question it but I was still happy to be here
vinopinguino: we didnt cause we wanted to keep the game going
DarkSVermoth: that was awesome!
MagicMaxC: @phoenixfeather14 lmaoo
ContingentCat: Truely chaotic win
Diabore: gotta end the game sometime
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
CrossXhunteR: the squirrel card
e_bloc: to be fair, Serge was mostly focusing on having basic lands in his deck this time
30teracyte: triumph of the hordes has glissa in the art, no? it'd even be on theme
drcthulu: The problem was that Serge was a problem
Wolfii_TV watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
Could just run Ezuri instead of Hoof since its an elf but more of a mana sync
Diabore: so whats next on the chopping block?>
Sage0fMadness: GB's combination of ramp plus interaction is nice
Nimiphi: have they done boros yet?
joallthedogs:
Chicken time! 
Juliamon: !youtube
Diabore: this is your fault serge
vinopinguino: thanks for the free content lol
RayFK: Yeah y'all got a big weekend. Gotta nap
Wolfii_TV: thanks for the fun stream!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
pleonasticTautology: LMAO SORRY GRAHAM
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Dog_of_Myth: !store
GreyThey: Grammar is for blockers
GirlPainting: Your making the button with "Snake based Actions"?
joallthedogs: Woo!
KodeMage: not startrek?
vinopinguino: very good take
Sage0fMadness: it looks so sick.
CrossXhunteR: captain kirk
drcthulu: I mean pseudo reprint of ancestral recall
lamina5432: gnight
TheRatKings: Hope Kathleen is workin on an upcoming set!
northos: g'night!
GirlPainting: Next time paul plays!
Nimiphi: @drcthulu I said the same thing about Arcanis the Omnipotent
Dog_of_Myth: Also Lightning Bolt is back in standard with that new creature
ContingentCat:
Thanks everyone
vinopinguino: ay yo
RayFK: Picks the one week I can't be there
RayFK: SMH
EbDorian:
Did someone say TD?
vinopinguino: you did this to yourself
drcthulu: @Nimiphi at least arcanis goes off with cauldron of souls
Gekyouryuu: Regent week
pleonasticTautology:
wednesday's my birthday
Nimiphi: ghosts vs. vampires?
phoenixfeather14: Ah, yes, the murderwing
Dog_of_Myth:
GirlPainting: Apropos "Snake Based actions", when will we see an all snakes commander pod?
vinopinguino: ligna lol
insanecat6mtg: Goodnight everyone!
joallthedogs: Night!
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
vinopinguino: bye!
EbDorian:
phoenixfeather14: Thanks for the stream. Good night!
e_bloc:
e_bloc: chill, just got back from playing magic with the boys, time to chill with civ 7
e_bloc: hope the runs are treating you well
Juliamon: e_bloc you're not very good at staying in the right chat lately lmao
e_bloc: @Juliamon every time
e_bloc: thanks Juliamon, I should probably pay attention, have a great evening
Juliamon:
Juliamon: have a good'n
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