Foxmar320: We put all of Ian's quotes in a box under lock and key
Juliamon: it was from a Civ V stream
Juliamon: that should be enough context
Sethalidos: oh a whoopsie Cam quote
Nigouki: But they were all of them deceived, for another generator was made...
r10pez10: ian in a box is the jackbox logo
Nigouki: wait, wrong week
r10pez10: as he demonstrated that one time
PharaohBender27: (In Strongbad voice) DELETED
Foxmar320: We have to let Ian out sometimes
Sethalidos: counterpoint: no we don't
PharaohBender27: Right, otherwise there might be an overpressurized Ian and we do NOT want that
Foxmar320: If we don't then he finds a way
Juliamon: do not keep an Ian pressurized without supervision
Pal_Friendpatine: ok please tell me W&P is happening tonight
Juliamon: as far as we know
Foxmar320: It's a good thing we can 3D print a new Graham after the last time we forgot to depressurize the Ian
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
TehAmelie: excitement!
Pal_Friendpatine: 🎉🎉🎉 oh thank heavens! I could really use some garbage day right now
BITs19_: Wait, I heard that letting my Ian pressurize without supervision was good enrichment for him, is that not the case?
Foxmar320: I was told "psychic damage" was happening
elkae: just don’t use Beej as supervision
Foxmar320: @BITs19_ Did you remember to poke holes in the box?
Sethalidos:
@Pal_Friendpatine you and me both work was 
today
TehAmelie: heeh i finished my new art project just in time. i would have 100% missed the time if i'd still been in it
BITs19_: @Foxmar320 no, otherwise it wouldn't pressurize
Foxmar320: @BITs19_ Might want to check your Ian to see if it's started changing colors
Thefluffiestguineapig:
What's up I'm excited for
Sethalidos: @Foxmar320 nah it's fine that just means it's aging properly
LoadingReadyRun: Might be a few mins late, all, apoliges
BITs19_: @Foxmar320 I need to go to the vet immediately
TehAmelie: would chat like to see while we're offline? not that i'm not dying for an audience of any sort or anything
LoadingReadyRun: apologies, even
Foxmar320:
NimrodXIV: the garbage needs time to fester
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie yep
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to assume the garbage isn't quite ripe yet
Foxmar320: No worries LRR
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (13s from now).
CaptainCoriale: the garbage must be aged to a mellow finish
PharaohBender27: DANGIT
LordZarano: !next Pacific/Chatham
PharaohBender27: My watch is way ahead, it seems
Pal_Friendpatine: @sethalidos well cheers to us both for making it through and having a respite in some garbage games tonight! and I get ya. the push for the last two weeks was bonkers for me. ensuing scheduling snafus didn’t help either
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainCoriale Ehhhhhhhhhh, I think it's more they need appropriate PPE for handling
e_bloc: I swear I can never remember when its W+P and not nope
Juliamon: secrets from the modslack: "What do you MEAN there's more than one Jesus sim with laser eyes??"
PharaohBender27:
Gekyouryuu: Lol
Foxmar320: @Juliamon Letting our secrets out!
CaptainCoriale: @Thefluffiestguineapig tomato tomahto
e_bloc:
@Juliamon 
RebekahWSD: I fear there are many weird jesus sims
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon 1) the fact there's more than one doesn't surprise me 2) that's amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RebekahWSD They've played several on this stream
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
e_bloc: didnt they also play like a noah sim
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie neat good job TehAmile
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Yes
e_bloc: I remember a large, poorly rendered ark
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I know there was a Moses one?
TehAmelie: thankya
PharaohBender27: In fact I think there's been a couple of Noah Sims - one was by the people behind Zoo Race IIRC, while the other was a Doom clone
CaptainCoriale: There was also the one that was an isometric Lemmings-style game with Jesus texting God
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 RIGHT one you were shooting berries to "put the animals to sleep" for nap time on the arc (the Doom one)
Sethalidos: didn't the Jesus superhero one get removed from Steam?
AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
PharaohBender27: @Sethalidos It did? Pity
e_bloc: has there been a single genuinely good bible sim? I cant think of one
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos No idea, also which one
e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 it'll be back in 3 days, don't worry
PharaohBender27: I'm guessing Sethalidos means the one played last December?
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PharaohBender27:
@e_bloc
Sethalidos: yep the one they played
elkae: The You Testament was flawless
elkae: so was Prayer Warriors tbh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @elkae That was more of a wrestling game
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie cuuuute I like it
Fanklok: The you Testament is a wrestinling game set in Jerusalem
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I'm going to argue those games weren't flawless, experiencing them like this was
elkae: so is the bible
elkae: Cam going BSOD was amazing
e_bloc: finally got my offer letter today to start my new job after getting rif'ed two weeks ago
CaptainCoriale: @e_bloc that's awesome! Congrats!
LoadingReadyRun: Bad news for fans of bad games, it seems like the garbage toilets have claimed Alex this night, and Graham (me) is gonna fill in with... something. It might just be more Marathon because I can't form real thoughts atm.
PharaohBender27:
@e_bloc 
NimrodXIV: congrats e_bloc
Juliamon: aww, welp
e_bloc: thanks!
Ashmantle:
elkae: oh no feel better Alex
Strebenherz: No worries Graham, hope all is well
Juliamon: thinkings overrated, really
Sethalidos: MDickie unfortunately went full chud so no more of his games
TehAmelie: stay alive Alex!
Foxmar320: Real thoughts are happening
LoadingReadyRun: I'll see about rescheduling another W+P for sooner than a month away.
ButButTheJesus: This time the garbage has gone TOO far
Spades_Slicc: No my monthly dosage of garbage! Now I have to go eat McDonalds
neisan2112: Aww, well hope yall feel better
e_bloc: that is a shame, but I did really enjoy the Marathon stream
CodeIndigo: Please let Alex recover swiftly and fully.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
There's always more Lies of Penguin
Sethalidos: no garbage toilets for Graham?
Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun Emergency Oki Oki that's just that sequel to Dong Dong Never Die
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect gift sub during W+P as always
TehAmelie: yeah i for one will miss today's W+P but some Marathonage is just fine
Pal_Friendpatine: aww sad face. get well soon!
CaptainCoriale: No complaints against More Marathon, last night's stream was great.
Dog_of_Myth: The Garbage will always be there
elkae: the garbage is eternal
e_bloc: in fact, it'll probably get more stinky in the meantime
e_bloc: garbage day is ephemeral, garbage is eternal
calculated_uncertainties: @e_bloc one of the universal constants.
elkae: every day that passes brings the possibility of Vladislav Castillo releasing another game
ContingentCat: !next
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PharaohBender27:
!
Ashmantle:
e_bloc: one of my favorite mtg flavor texts to borrow
Nigouki: oh noes, not the toilets D:
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Darleysam: ah, the ol' Marathon runback
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e_bloc: pitch: Graham plays Marathon for at least three hours every day for a week, naming the event Ultramarathon
irenrose: With this ammount of Marathon I'm awaiting for the CH episode about how everyone's on Marathon
PharaohBender27:
@e_bloc Pretty sure Graham would veto that real quick 
Laurence72: I see we're running back the Marathon content!
pleonasticTautology: @Laurence72 badum tssh
e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 oh yes, it is incredibly impractical
WiJohn: Those bio fibers aren't going to collect themselves
xantos69: hey kids
MacbethSeemsSus: Marathon will continue until Athens is notified
e_bloc: I wonder who, if anyone is available to squad up
NoxStryx: Wonder if anyone else will be able to join
NoxStryx: @e_bloc Same braincell
Spades_Slicc: pitch: Every stream becomes Marathon until the runners have covered at least 42.2 kilometers ingame
e_bloc: after 10 years in twitch chat we have finally syncrhonized our brainrot
CaptainCoriale: oh god has it been a decade
e_bloc: I was just estimating
EOstby: Maybe the real brainrot was the friends we made along the way.
Laurence72: @Spades_Slicc A No Man's Sky could last many hours or just 1 minute, depending on which aspect of the game is focused on
CaptainSpam: Aww, the plays are not going to be watched and?
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam Alex is apparently under the weather
RassilonDND: Alternative pitch: start a public customs match, with the winner getting to pick the game to stream
CaptainSpam: @PharaohBender27 Drat!
Spades_Slicc: We will not be standing against the devil this week
e_bloc: this is month 99 for me, so I guess a little short of 10 years
RassilonDND: *pubg
TehAmelie: i'm sure you'll move at least 3-5 km in any given run
Dog_of_Myth: We get to watch Graham run Marathon and maybe survive it.
TheWriterAleph: The Running Graham!
v_nome: How should one prepare oneself for Marathon? Carb loading?
pleonasticTautology: wiggins won't be here most likely; he has a DB meeting tonight which is why he isn't streaming Marathon himself lmao
NoxStryx: @PharaohBender27 Percentage wise we are all under the weather since there is a lot more weather above us than below us.
MacbethSeemsSus: I haven't heard the Strip Search theme in forever
RassilonDND: You could say its time for graham to binge.
irenrose: Next W+P that needs to get postponed G runs an actual marathon
PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus I've heard a few times during countdowns/breaks lately
lamina5432: I smell addiction
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CodeIndigo: Playin' some Mario Kart and watchin' some Marathon. Good freaking evening if you ask me
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e_bloc: well we can at least find out if Matt truly is cursed
pleonasticTautology: hi graham i assume you're not part of the DB meeting
Foxmar320: Hello G
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
thesurfaceofthemoon: gotta be careful, the garbage might pile up
CaptainSpam: Hello, G!
pleonasticTautology: @e_bloc matt has a DB meeting hence his own stream being cancelled lol
TehAmelie: hi!
LordZarano:
nimbus_machine:
RassilonDND: So loading, watch, run?
dolphgrim: BONE-HISS! 🦴🐍
MAPBoardgames: Alex realized that watch+play was coming and ran?
Sorator13: Oh, excellent
Strebenherz: I look forward to the alex torture session
CaptainSpam: Good, encourage Alex to get better with psychic damage!
Akaiatana: We've had enough psychic damage today.
MacbethSeemsSus: Loading up your friend with psychic damage
SquareDotCube: Paul needs to work on that teleportation technology again
e_bloc: luckily 3 weeks will only heighten the psychological damage
Twilight_Spark: Marathize all the thons.
Strebenherz: everyone okay? plague of sick in LRR?
public_key_reveal_party: I assume Alex needs time to prepare his psychic defenses
bytecaster: The moon base is deserted, we will return to the moths
nimbus_machine: ok. time to summon beej to the office to jumpscare graham
TehAmelie: protip: call it "psionic" damage instead of psychic, it's at least a 30% chance it'll give him Homestuck flashbacks
TheAinMAP: Uh, one more "Marathon"?
Getter404: Go Slay a Spire, perhaps
dolphgrim: Graham is short king today
lamina5432: short kinging it
ghyllnox: More Marathon? Oh noooo, twist my arm why don't you
MacbethSeemsSus: You could speedrun the original Marathon
LadyAiluros:
so load up Aleph One and play some OG
ghyllnox: Do we get to see Rook?
NoxStryx: The camera like, alex, is down with the sickness
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: had to cancel both GMM and W+P? I hope James and Alex are doing alright
dolphgrim: 🐦⬛
irenrose: Rook mode?
lamina5432: I am sure you could text jordan
hyalopterous: Rook it up
gualdhar: don't have Matt to hold you back now
e_bloc: would you say you're a rookie
irenrose: Rook mode!
Sorator13: To be fair, you won't have wiggins dragging you down tonight
Foxmar320: oh please, ive played Destiny with you. You're not bad you can at least aim
SnackPak_: some things never change
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: time for45 minutes of inventory management
calculated_uncertainties: As is Tradition!
Diabore: i dont understand why vault so small
Sorator13: So that will surely increase your chances of survival
e_bloc: have you tried dying
realbadatthis_: time to donate back to the community!
Athelgar: bungie having vault problems in another game? shocking
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TryingCasuallyGames: hey yall
Akaiatana: It's not their vault
Foxmar320: Bungie having a vault problem?! Never
bytecaster: But look at all those shinies!
NoxStryx: This game has vaulting?
Dog_of_Myth: Ah, the hording problem
jibkat: We winning in here?
A_Catastrophic_Success: am Herc okay?
Valkryir: I finally admitted defeat and let go of my many Ares
Darleysam: my understanding is that storage management is more of a thing with these kinds of games
e_bloc: needing to upgrade your vault is so strange to me
Sorator13: Bonus Stream: G Marie Kondo's his vault!
Juliamon: the Other half of extraction shooters: loot management
pleonasticTautology: i do like that the rarity is solely based on mods
jibkat: "oh the queen is here pull out the good guns"
Getter404: Ah yes, a gun fit for fighting a queen
pleonasticTautology: so you can just yank the mods and sell the gun
rosesmcgee: "We're going running, get the good guns. No, not that good."
MacbethSeemsSus: King Charles gets nothing
Uzumaki15: If I've learned anything from watching Serge play Tarkov is that inventory management is half the fun
Anubis169: Please do not yank the mods, we're firmly secure
Arclight_Dynamo: "This is the gun for when the Queen visits. I keep it under a glass cloche on a doily."
Diabore: it looks like the main problem is that guns take a lot of spaces instead of just one space
e_bloc: @Sorator13 does this gun spark joy?
SnackPak_: clear the vault the old fashioned way
realbadatthis_: @jibkat Oh not that gun, we save that one for if Thatcher returns
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Juliamon: gentle tugs are OK
Spades_Slicc: Or sell everythin
e_bloc: but what if you win instead
Darleysam: time to go feed some shelter cats to coyotes!
ghyllnox: Reverse psychology time
Strebenherz: You got this G
tipulsar85: So where does this fit in with the classic Mac games?
Foxmar320: Winning is a fun surprise
ArcOfTheConclave: Do we Watch + Graham Play?
BITs19_: haven't seen any Marathon gameplay, but I have a handful of Tarkov runs under my belt. How does Marathon compare?
e_bloc: winning is good content, rook is good content. its win-win
realbadatthis_: @BITs19_ Rook == Scav run
ghyllnox: @BITs19_ Having watched both and played neither, less crunchy, lower ttk, more moths
pleonasticTautology: hey graham
Kramburger: Do they call it Dire Marsh because it's bigger than a regular marsh?
MacbethSeemsSus: Sounds rather dire
Gaelan_Maestro: time for pew pew the enemy
Arclight_Dynamo: FYI Chat—Classic Marathon and Classic Marathon 2 are free on Steam right now.
pleonasticTautology: would you like me to remind you that you have a shield
e_bloc: they say the only thing better than winning a marathon run is losing a marathon run
hyalopterous: Would you say it's Dire?
Darleysam: Perimeter > Outpost > Dire Marsh > Hauler
ContingentCat: One might call it dire?
gualdhar: simply build catwalks around the marsh
tipulsar85: "Welcome to Pirana Marsh..."
bytecaster: Gamers be like: "This needs to change"
PharaohBender27:
@Arclight_Dynamo Something tells me they'd use arrow keys and you can't rebind, and I've gotten so dang used to the WASD system
Spades_Slicc: They should put random explosions in the marsh, or oddly huge rats
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
bytecaster: "Nerf thing other gamer doing, buff thing I am doing"
ghyllnox: Darn
LostThePirate: I hadn't realized it was a W+P night, so I arrived prepped for the psychic damage of the lads not beating Chronos again, haha.
Arclight_Dynamo:
@PharaohBender27 True. There's always Aleph One for that.
Twilight_Spark: Ah, the Jo patch which weakens Knives.
PharaohBender27: @LostThePirate And it turned out to be neither!
e_bloc: next question, what is a scav
e_bloc: well see a scav is like a rook run
nimbus_machine:
Kramburger: Ominous
hyalopterous: Rooks get claymores!
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Short for "scavenger" - a sort of generic enemy in Tarkov
prince_infidel: "Good news for people who keep getting killed by knives." -Graham Stark 2026
Arclight_Dynamo: Rooks are how the game populates itself with mooks controlled by real players.
Dog_of_Myth: @e_bloc It's got what plants crave.
Voidhawk42: Anyone else joining you today, or just solo runs?
Akaiatana: You LOVED ticks on MTGO!
Gekyouryuu: the color of your gun, combined with your hands, keeps making me think of Eva Unit 01
PharaohBender27:
If that's the size of ticks on this planet, we might want to rethink colonizing here
CaptainSpam:
Also, rooks can only move at 90 degree angles across the battle. 
Juliamon: Rooks go in after other players have had time to loot, but you don't use your own stuff so you're not risking anything
e_bloc: appropos of nothing, were knives really too good?
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh the weather outside is weather
Kramburger: I've seen worse
pleonasticTautology: well, you see, bungie is based in the pnw, and—
Rhynerd: oh, you got dropped in early to the match. still 23 minutes before closing time
Arclight_Dynamo: That huge pipe said "MMR" on the side. I choose to believe it's just pumping enormous quantities of vaccine.
Kramburger: On the INTERNET?!
Getter404: Stark of the Marsh, what is your wisdom
nimbus_machine: i didnt play destiny 2 for very long but this map design made something light up in my brain as: ah yes. this is a bungee game
ContingentCat: Wow this place really sounds . .. dire
Sorator13: @Rhynerd This is not a rook run, so that makes sense
public_key_reveal_party: Shitposts are the wisdom of our age
Rhynerd: oh right
seanalpurvis: This is the rain.
Kramburger: It's a real life cheevo
Painfully_Dyslexic: urgh I am very tempted to get this but full priced game and PS+ is too expensive and really don't have time to play
AugmentingPath: Did a person who wants my equipment write this post?
Dog_of_Myth: Not real yet
jibkat:
Bruceski: I have seen people talking about Dire Marsh with no context over the last couple of weeks and to be honest I just assumed it was something in World of Warcraft.
pleonasticTautology: hey at least it's not fire rain
MWGNZ: i can see the logic, if people avoid things making noise then why not make noise
Rhynerd: i forgot Graham needs to die a few times to make vault space for Rook runs
Spades_Slicc: All these moments will be lost, like gunshots in rain
Izandai: @Bruceski Honestly, I see where you're coming from with that.
e_bloc: however if bungie added it as an achievement - - -
thaigeprime: nah the hauler thing is real my friends cousin's dad works at bungie and he said its real
Arclight_Dynamo: We need more games with playground lore.
Darleysam: @e_bloc they'll add it as a Contract. "In a single run..."
psychopathicjaz: is it a Graham? hello
Bruceski: @Rhynerd He's gonna successfully extract with more loot, "oh nooooo..."
hiFunko: not many things more scifi than saying "No... that's the canal...." ominously while injecting yourself with laser drugs
thaigeprime: isnt that just serge on a daily basis
Kramburger: My brother's cousin told me you can push the truck in maintenance and get to the Super Dire Marsh
e_bloc: come on baby, don't fear the recon
MacbethSeemsSus: Are you on controller or m+k?
e_bloc: thats how I feel when I don't have time to shower in the morning
GasCityGaming:
dig straight down
seanalpurvis: Go to the Alamo
v_nome: When you queue solo are you put against other solo people, or are there full teams?
thaigeprime: solos are me just jumpscaring myself over nothing until its actually a real person and then Im unprepared
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: You can't break it any more once it's already broken.
HedgehogKnight: Is this like the basement of the Alamo?
Juliamon: it attempts to match solos with solos
MDHWrites: @MacbethSeemsSus UI would imply m+k.
v_nome: @Juliamon oh good
Kramburger: Graham was talking about using M+K yesterday
MacbethSeemsSus: @MDHWrites Ah, yeah that's a context clue
ArtDecoSunburn: "Where the Robots Are" is the lesser known spring break movie from the 1950s.
thaigeprime: how many rooks have you fed to pinwheel so far graham
Rhynerd: could break that vent and find out.
nimbus_machine: i appreciate that the vents are clearly labelled
Rhynerd: oh, that’s a bit disappointing
Kramburger: Wait Pinwheel is in this? Do we get to see Gravelord Nito too?
seanalpurvis: well don't you want to get away from the someone?
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Arclight_Dynamo: I know this is supposed to remind people of Destiny, but I'm getting Deus Ex "Where the hell does *this* go? Crap!" vibes.
thaigeprime: mood
thaigeprime: sometimes it be like that
bytecaster: You gotta start with the ass though
Foxmar320: At least they destryoed all of you and not just the ass
Kramburger: You need to run Zweihander and Havel's set
e_bloc: thats extraction shooters, baby
Foxmar320: That would be rude
Twilight_Spark: I think that's a classical aspect of PC shooters generally, even./
Akaiatana: This is how you get Asteroids
jibkat: But do you feel like your no longer feeding yourself to rooks anymore?
MacbethSeemsSus: Who's singing the song of their people
nimbus_machine: game design idea: context button that lets you close a door behind you without turning around for a second or two after you step through it
HorusFive: Can't just destroy the ass. Need to use every part of the kill. Otherwise it's wasteful
seanalpurvis: @akaiatana chefs kiss
Kramburger: The basement is where the gamers are
iPoding: are there Bow's in this game? like in Destiny?
thaigeprime: I love the post-it ass bullet counter on the bully btw
e_bloc: oddly enough its upstairs
Twilight_Spark: Oh console, I tend to think positioning is a little more advantageous because the stick aiming is harder.
thaigeprime: thats hell
Kramburger: I'm holding out on marathon until they add the watcher into the game
Boiler_bot: Oh is Graham playing on console or PC?
CaptainSpam: Well, I doubt they would make your goals EASY...
Krat_Arona: Further to the right of that
thaigeprime: I accidently fell down there once and it was terrible
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Kramburger: Aim Diff + ratio
bytecaster: #aimingdiff #notactualyaskillissue
e_bloc: I can only hear 'scary scary bad thing' in the cadence of 'mega-mega-white-thing' from born slippy
Arakasi01: Crossplay from console to PC for shooters is wild. They did it for siege too and it's something else.
Kramburger: Welp
seanalpurvis: That wiggling greenery makes me quite nervous
thaigeprime: Ive heard that signal jammers reduce console aim assist too, dunno if thats actually true though
Painfully_Dyslexic: I just got the most impersonal congratulation email from my work place for being there one year
Arclight_Dynamo: Are those SIN bins?
bytecaster: @Painfully_Dyslexic "Hello <insert name here>, grats I guess"?
DeM0nFiRe: They UES-saw someone
Kramburger: Are rooks still allowed to castle in solo runs?
seanalpurvis: @kramburger i love you r n lol
bytecaster: Does this game have en passant?
Painfully_Dyslexic: @bytecaster basically, I was waiting for an email from my work about my raise but all got was a jpeg of flowers
Izandai: Castling is definitely what it should be called when a bunch of rooks team up.
pleonasticTautology: check the quest detail on the maps screen?
Kramburger: @bytecaster Only in squads
shendaras: I was always hoping to find a sword from some lake person
e_bloc: yeah I thought watery tarts could do that
DoodlestheGreat: @bytecaster No, but it does have un pissant.
Izandai: oops
thaigeprime: they should come out with a skin for the rook called "bishop" and it just turns the face cross into an X
PharaohBender27:
MacbethSeemsSus: Do the rooks get a Rookery
BusTed:
HorusFive: They saw you from WAY over there
bytecaster: Good to know
TheWriterAleph: oofies
TheAinMAP:
pleonasticTautology: ope
Kramburger: Get thee to a rookery
nimbus_machine:
niccus: donation successful
Rhynerd: at least you know where the container is now
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, extraction shooters seem... "fun."
Akaiatana: Tox shit, get hit
baltimore_667083: oh hi graham!
TehAmelie: that's Marathon! (?)
seanalpurvis: What? No thumbs up?
Kramburger: That's what you get for messing with uptox
mercano82: The Great Material Continuum.
Fantusta: @Kramburger What's uptox?
tipulsar85: Robot: "Have you even wondered why we're here?"
niccus: is drone resin like vex milk
Kramburger: @Fantusta NOT MUCH WHAT'S UPTOX WITH YOU *WHEEZE*
Foxmar320: Reminds me of the Frames from Destiny
GasCityGaming: is there a cooldown timer on rook runs or can I just chain them if I want?
AugmentingPath: Oh boy codex story time
Astrovore: The Rook reminds me of Chappie
thaigeprime:
hey wait this isnt talking sim 
bytecaster: Oh no, I am being influenced, I'm considering trying this more and more, mostly off the design
Toxxick: a literal hack job?
Kramburger: The rook is the spare parts we had left over
MacbethSeemsSus: "greetings fellow robots"
dolphgrim: Graham, when do we get to meet all these dope moths? 🤔
thaigeprime: the shotgun rook upgrade is crazy
Kramburger: Blessed
bytecaster: Can you play this as duos?
Kramburger: gg ez
pleonasticTautology: lol
Kramburger: Skill issue I guess
videogameprotagonist: @bytecaster Yes
thaigeprime: @bytecaster you can but you get matched with trios, they had an experimental duo queue that they just took down and said itll be back in season 2
Kramburger: Is not having a duos queue bi erasure?
CaptainSpam: Is there any advantage or encouragement for human players to NOT kill other, non-teammate human players?
Akaiatana: Jackal in here?? Where??
loufghyslaufey: @tipulsar85 Robot 2: "Purpose"? Ask the "Butter Bot".
thaigeprime: @CaptainSpam other than not wanting to risk your own gear in a fight not really
SnackPak_: smooth
thaigeprime: close one
TehAmelie: 80s kids remember "smurfing" in online competitive games now
thaigeprime:
SymphonySolstice: *chuckles* I'm in danger
MacbethSeemsSus: "Teehee Graham's in danger"
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Gaelan_Maestro: do you keep your items if you die?
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Desruprot:
Just Graham?
Sorator13: @Gaelan_Maestro You lose everything you're holding.
Twilight_Spark: Shrimply click on heads.
thaigeprime: I feel like rook tends to spawn with supressors more often although maybe Im just lucky
e_bloc: @TehAmelie oh yeah--there was a rts I played as a kid called Kohan and there was a lot of discussion about how one person would just smurf all the time
loufghyslaufey: Robot: "Caution. Caution. You are proceeding in a closed quarter killbox, Stark." <(=w=)>
Gaelan_Maestro: @Sorator13 bummer
Kramburger: I found out the other day that the Ralph Wiggum 'I'm in danger' meme is from the simpsons/family guy crossover
thaigeprime: bonus? in my stream schedule?!
TehAmelie: i mean, Graham is a lot by himself, right?
Fanklok: Alex had to jack into the matrix
Voidhawk42: Alex isn't here for bad games, so graham gets to play good game
Kramburger: Soon™
loufghyslaufey: Soap? How... how are, the NOPE Bros?
Desruprot: Soon (TM)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey I know Ben is prepping for PPR stuff
adept_nekomancer: Ah, the plastic linguini.
RTwo28: How much is Graham balling?
thaigeprime: the ai in this game is crazy, although bungie ai is always really good
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I wouldve noticed none of those audio cues and gotten not very far in this game
e_bloc: they say when you are going through ticks, keep going
WhereThighs: I heard the Caves of Qud creators worked on this game(?), excited to check it out.
Desruprot: @thaigeprime saw a speedrun on OG Halo recently, turns out the game even the remaster is held with duct tape
Kramburger: Remember, never pull a tick out by the torso
trebuchetboy:
Is Graham playing this mean Marathon qualifies as a garbage game? For it is Watch and Play night 
All jokes ofc hope you're having fun
tipulsar85: @loufghyslaufey Would you believe I was slightly keeping the reference related to Bungie?
Akaiatana: It has a curtain je ne sais quoi
TehAmelie: this is giving me a slight urge to download ye olde Halo. chat got any advice?
RTwo28: @Desruprot That's because it's built off of the incomplete and buggy PC/Mac build
thaigeprime: @Desruprot I mean isnt the remaster just graphics, the underlying game is the exact same
Fanklok: @TehAmelie I think I saw a copy fall off the back of a truck
TehAmelie: oh, i legitimately own Halo for Windows
AugmentingPath: still seems strong even after the knerfs
Synchroma: Hi chat, how is everyone?
Voidhawk42: Everything I;ve seen is telling me the most powerful gun is Knife
Kramburger: To quote Cam "Oh fpor fucking out loud"
TehAmelie: as to the question if those discs will help in any way with playing the game, eh
thaigeprime: how rare if matter fixative? I havnt done alot of rook runs
thaigeprime: is*
RatherLargeToad: how bad is exfil as a rook?
Gaelan_Maestro: run for the hills!
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loufghyslaufey: @tipulsar85 True. Though I don't count out the odds of there being a Robot dubbed "Butters" or something in-game
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Kramburger: Look buddy, it's transient like water
RTwo28: @thaigeprime You need to kill a commander and you'll likely get i
thaigeprime: love da br33
adamantiumn: yo gamers
RTwo28: Br33 is so good, I have like 3 sitting in my stash plus my 3 repeaters
thaigeprime: they come out of the nest knowing hate
Fanklok: Your knife looks like half of a pair of scissors
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Kramburger: Ticks come out of the nest complaining about the 'Tick loneliness epidemic'
Kramburger: Awww
thaigeprime:
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
MacbethSeemsSus: What name did they give you?
control_rig: Crouch communicating
starlitdiscord: friends!
Sorator13: Do you do the friendly wiggle?
Sorator13: Ah, crouches, that works too
adept_nekomancer: @control_rig Crouchmunication
Kramburger: Squatter to squatter communication
Diabore: how did the crouches start anyway?
Akaiatana: Telling each other what's squat.
Kramburger: Extraction shooters are the prisoner's dilemma writ large
Desruprot: reasonable
adamantiumn: @Sorator13 this game would do well with leaning i bet
TheMerricat: Crotches are old old school. Friendlies used them in TF2.
Foxmar320: Love the crouches of respect and admiration
Voidhawk42: Trust is expensive, and bullets are cheap
thaigeprime: the 98% of kill on site makes the 2% friendly interactions that much better imo
Thefluffiestguineapig: As is correct , but when that happens it's very good
TheMerricat: crouches even,
Arclight_Dynamo: If it weren't for the fundamental nature of humanity, this multiplayer game would be great!
dolphgrim: I would give you a crouch of respect, Graham. 🥹
adamantiumn: that one should be pre spawned
DeM0nFiRe: They're ticked off
Kramburger: booo
Akaiatana: @TheMerricat No, it was right both times
Twilight_Spark: The TikZ just want to render your paper's figures.
Sorator13: The problem with the crouch of respect is that in some circumstances, it's the crouch of disrespect
Sorator13: (when aimed over the face)
loufghyslaufey:
Son off Marathon, (magic leeway...) odds of an Old Rutstein being a Strixhaven custodian staff or a second-hand spellbook merchant opening with, "W0t Arr Ya bUyiN9?" 
NotCainNorAbel: nice run
Darleysam: gg!
RatherLargeToad: that was easy
PharaohBender27:
thaigeprime: successful castle
adamantiumn: i think player-placed claymores have a shorter delay before it detonated
EbDorian:
realbadatthis_: resin get!
CaptainSpam: Spectacular!
shendaras:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 That's also after they've already killed you
gsyhiap:
Sorator13: \o/
MacbethSeemsSus: Shadow run!
hieroglyphica: The crouch is an intensely contextual communication
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig well, hopefully
HorusFive: Sometimes not seeing anyone IS success
e_bloc: probably related
VorlonScout: "I didn't see anyone else" is, in fact, 100% of my successful exfils so far
mercano82: successful introvert run
CaptainSpam: And now the remaining players are wondering why that exfil just vanished?
TheMerricat:
@Akaiatana yeah but the first time I misread it after I hit enter thinking my phone had autocorrected it to a very similar word with a T in it. 
loufghyslaufey: Huh. Looks like something Valorant would do...
Akaiatana: There has to be trans women who are ex-phils.
pleonasticTautology: @Akaiatana us hi lmao
Diabore: someone has decided they want to be prey
Sorator13: lol
Desruprot:
oh!
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, like one of the ones from Valorant
Astrovore: mmm, gel
HadesLeprechaun: oh, no spooky boys, is this solo Graham tonight?
HadesLeprechaun: many
Juliamon: it was scheduled to be W+P but things came up
pleonasticTautology: yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: Most
Foxmar320: Yep was going to be W+P but Alex is out so we get Graham tonight
letsbelgo: Somewhat
MDHWrites: Mostly yes
gualdhar: white green blue purple gold? yeah
thaigeprime: I think it mostly stems from wow
dm818: Not exactly
TheMerricat: no
MrSarkhan: a lot of them do
cobthegreat: Yes
Sorator13: Often, yes
Akaiatana: These rarity colours were made famous by WoW
shendaras: Often, though sometimes blue and green get swapped
HadesLeprechaun: and legendary/epic is usually orange
mercano82: Escape from Duckov does
morgwen921: Ya even Wow uses this
GasCityGaming: Borderlands does
lamina5432: similar
Fanklok: Worldo f Warcraft invented rarity colors and no one changed ever
morgwen921: ^^
MacbethSeemsSus: It's basically WOW
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: most people borrowed WoW color scheme
rosesmcgee: Most games use them, and in that order
pleonasticTautology: ffxiv uses grey green blue purple, no gold
ButButTheJesus: I want to say Borderlands is same or similar
hyalopterous: Yeah, I wonder where they came from
letsbelgo: Yeah, same as wow
Athelgar: it feels like a somewhat standardized color scheme
TheMerricat: The colors in general tend to be the same set but they don't alway get assigned the same category.
Getter404: From WoW, from Diablo, from Borderlands...
Kramburger: @Fanklok Diablo 2 would like a word
Painfully_Dyslexic: That's the standard from what I've seen
lamina5432: gray, green, blue is pretty universal
MWGNZ: diablo helped set the standard
Fantusta: Diablo 2 rarity colors will forever be my standard
YawnLance: Blue and green can sometimes swap but for the most part that's it
adept_nekomancer: The standard colorscheme for videogame loot
CaptainCoriale: was it WOW or Diablo that did it first?
Juliamon: frigging everyone apes WoW even where there's no reason for them to
lamina5432: some are different in hhigher tiers
Foxmar320: Division also has Red for it's rarest drops
hyalopterous: I think they predate WoW
mercano82: Borderlands uses this sequence, too
Bruceski: Sometimes if they're feeling cheeky a game will swap orange and purple
bytecaster: Diablo did it first
Akaiatana: Graham's selling the mods. @Foxmar320 RUN
bytecaster: But Wow definitely popularized it
MacbethSeemsSus: WoW definitely popularized the formula though
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: like, I have played solo-dev jank games that still color coded rarity in those colors
RatherLargeToad: spider mods, spider mods
Getter404: Ah yes, crashout selling. The best way to organize, I swear by it
Juliamon: Akaiatana joke's on them nobody will buy us
DeM0nFiRe: After all the time the mods spent keeping the chat cool, you just sell them
Foxmar320: @Akaiatana Crap!
ContingentCat: We love the mods though!
Anubis169: Gotta find a buyer first!
bytecaster: Lets just say it is Blizzards fault
thaigeprime: begging for a way to quickly mass sell things btw
tipulsar85: Would you rather it be Black; Silver; Gold; Copper red; Purple?
BrowneePointz: ye Blizzard crystallized it
BrowneePointz: grey white green blue purple orange
Fanklok: The thing about Diablo is it the colors aren't rarity per se. A blue can be better than a yellow
starlitdiscord: ive seen red or like, rainbow-silver as an extremely rare
CrossXhunteR: i need to go to outpost to unlock sekiguchi
HadesLeprechaun: everyone taking from one game can be like "but why?" for a few years, but if it goes longer than that you're kindof obliged to stick with it because now it's just shorthand everyone understands
dm818: Yeah mostly some ARPGs have different colors based on Diablo's colors
loufghyslaufey: @Akaiatana What? Why? Why would Foxmar have to fear for their gaming life?
BrowneePointz: Diablo 2 and WoW calcified visual shorthand for loot rarity cuz…it works
millenomi_Aura: Marathon does gray -> blue -> purple -> gold -> red
cobthegreat: The borderlands pneumonic in borderlands is"When grandma burps Patrick obeys"
thaigeprime: have you seen the clip where a rook goes up the drone wing entrence in outpost and a trio are up there and they just shake there heads at him and send the elevator back down
RatherLargeToad: can time of day change on the maps?
Getter404: So is there any way you could actually be mistaken for a UESC at a distance or is your graffiti too distinctive?
CrossXhunteR: im a gray green blue purple gold kind of guy (i played a bunch of destiny 2)
Fanklok: @TheMerricat Mnemonic
millenomi_Aura: no change during a run
CrossXhunteR: i hope for nighttime and fog. make it impossible to see
tipulsar85: What makes lead unstable, besides WotC R&D?
MacbethSeemsSus: The funny thing is rarity basically means nothing nowadays. Seeing a purple in classic wow was a big deal.
Fanklok: oops not you Merricat
adamantiumn: outpost seems to be relatively dark
BrowneePointz: @CrossXhunteR ye fwiw the Orange Diablo uses is dark with golden hues to the light as well
thaigeprime: those things hurt real bad
excalgold: Oh Shadowrun IN SPAAAACE, how is it to play?
Kramburger: Subtle
CrossXhunteR: not being able to kill the plants forever is annoying
feargalm19913: graham have you played look outside yet?
millenomi_Aura: more rook
CrossXhunteR: rook on rook violence
TheMerricat: @Getter404 So not an answer but for all of April for their Easter + 9th Anniversary event PUBG added bots to the Rondo map that wore an easter bunny outfit and just ran around dancing. If you shot them, they'd drop loot, and if you killed them they'd drop 'rare' loot, and potentially their costume. So... people have been farming the bots for the costumes then pretending to be the bots...
loufghyslaufey: @CrossXhunteR Kind of like real life. Weed whackers, man.
hyalopterous: Rude
millenomi_Aura: no honor amount rooks
Darleysam: they briefly considered experiencing remorse
Kramburger: Bugger
Foxmar320: No honor
Sorator13: D:
millenomi_Aura: among*
Spades_Slicc: You failed to consider that you are a lootbox
pleonasticTautology:
rooks have nothing to lose but their chains 
TheMerricat:
@TheMerricat And getting kills based on people ignoring them thinking they were bots.
Boiler_bot: "Rook together strong, man!"
BrowneePointz: I’m so excited for the PPR on friddaaaaaay
CrossXhunteR: i have seen a pack of six or eight rooks running through pinwheel once
thaigeprime: Ive been a victim of the rookball its terrifying
CrossXhunteR: their claymore?
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
Darleysam: ah, outtake content
northos:
content!
adamantiumn: rooks on outpost seem to be more friendly
Foxmar320: LOL
MacbethSeemsSus: But you were content, there's that
Athelgar: im sure it made a great short lol
CrossXhunteR: they should add enemy rezzing
Foxmar320: Graham knows how to make content
pleonasticTautology: shortie, you could say
Gekyouryuu: sounds like you made the highlight reel
excalgold: 'Content, produce it or become it' is a very cyberpunk saying i think....
loufghyslaufey: That's "Apes" from the newer "Planet of the Apes" trilogy, or only "newer"... trilogy?
CrossXhunteR: that horrible plant which you hate
millenomi_Aura: rip
pleonasticTautology: drone
thaigeprime: wrong way
pleonasticTautology: your pocket was getting picked
dumbo3k: the direction you were running I think
Akaiatana: You are arrow-prone?
millenomi_Aura: I refuse to play without headphones at this point
ContingentCat: I wonder if people would be more likely to team up if you could res anyone
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CrossXhunteR: get about 10 of these, and then maybe one juicy run
excalgold: well at least spawning into another run is quick?
gualdhar: evidenced by his Marathon, he doesn't.
BrowneePointz: or Ben with Valorant
Fanklok: Wiggins?
Athelgar: isnt he heard of hearing in one ear?
Spades_Slicc: M'naural
pleonasticTautology: yeah wiggins
Kramburger: He's got that spice
pleonasticTautology: of course wig—
RatherLargeToad: “manages” is a strong word
pleonasticTautology: @Kramburger GOD
Fanklok: We laready knew Wiggins was an absolute freak
Spades_Slicc: @Kramburger like a cinnamon roll
BrowneePointz: yes both Ben and Wiggins are deaf in one ear
CrossXhunteR: and adam kinda is currently?
Kramburger: Adam's going too
RatherLargeToad:
MacbethSeemsSus: That's our loot goblin, not yours
SkylerRingtail: Tuned in late, so sorry if this was already explained. What are the Rook's abilities?
pleonasticTautology:
thaigeprime: @SkylerRingtail ai camoflauge and heal over time
Kramburger: @SkylerRingtail They can move forward and sideways, but not diagonally
e_bloc: damn, the gas!
dm818: the real question is why was quarantine not under lockdown
BrowneePointz: @kramburger the word you’re looking is orthogonal
millenomi_Aura: *lore glasses up* quarantine ended long ago
SkylerRingtail:
@Kramburger Good answer. 
bytecaster: Simply be good
RatherLargeToad: all of that debris on the ground is triggering my Pokopia loot senses
Fanklok: If you never ake damage then why have heal?
thaigeprime: "if I were you I simply would have exfilled there"
millenomi_Aura: I would simply never be seen. obvious
pleonasticTautology: i'm pretty sure rooks are plus-heads
NotCainNorAbel: listen, if I didn't get hurt I wouldn't need the heal
Kramburger: @BrowneePointz That's going in the back pocket for scrabble
pleonasticTautology: not four-heads
Sartagis: Is the Rook the only way to play solo? Does it automatically matchmake if you go in as another class? Or are other classes just not viable solo?
CrossXhunteR: i don't know where the good loot on dire is
millenomi_Aura: why go through the ordeal of being seen if they shoot at you
millenomi_Aura: just never
thaigeprime: is there a limit to how many rooks can be in a run
pleonasticTautology: drone resin
mercano82: Drone resin sounds like material you’d need to maintain your bagpipes
CrossXhunteR: @thaigeprime ive seen like 8, but on a different map. i assume it scales per map
thaigeprime: dresin if you will
Kramburger: Wow Graham, you're so good at this Game
RatherLargeToad: @sartagis you can run solo as any class, but it’s a lot harder
moist_but_crunchy: has the lore explained why the colonists chose this colour scheme?
shendaras: You needed 6 or 7?
Gaelan_Maestro: @moist_but_crunchy branding
CrossXhunteR: eventually some people have like 1.5 million credits
Twilight_Spark: Hot.
Kramburger: Sounds like hellmarch out there
thaigeprime: what is the volt cell ammo for? railguns?
Voidhawk42: "Sorry Steven, I think we need to kill these guys"
Sartagis: @RatherLargeToad Thanks for the info!
CrossXhunteR: at least you have a bully for the job
millenomi_Aura: you have it
thaigeprime: cant believe graham is participating in cyber bullying
RatherLargeToad: many friends
millenomi_Aura: tight
Kramburger: Sir?
CodeIndigo: hot damn, good shootin
letsbelgo: he be skating
thaigeprime: Burple!
RatherLargeToad: Dreamcast?
millenomi_Aura: pop it
pleonasticTautology: camo?
pleonasticTautology:
you got this
pleonasticTautology: llol
millenomi_Aura: lol.
AugmentingPath: jeez... can shells get track marks?
CrossXhunteR: your heals are giving you hardware resist. is that anti-plant tech?
thaigeprime:
its fiiiine your PROBABLY the only one left... right?
millenomi_Aura: you get footsteps if you hit someone as recon.
Kramburger: What was that thing in the sky?
AugmentingPath: I don't think "Osama Bingotem" is going to be friendly
millenomi_Aura: a uesc lockdown ship
millenomi_Aura: it's an event in Dire Marsh where you can fight a whole bunch of people while in debuff.
millenomi_Aura: AI
Boiler_bot: Could call out to them on local voice, see if they're chill maybe?
millenomi_Aura: and it's good loot if you do.
CodeIndigo: why do the tire treads look like missing textures
CrossXhunteR: prox chat yell "im but a rook"
thaigeprime: oh boy
Kramburger: Getting railed in the marsh? oof
millenomi_Aura: someone in the lockdown I bet
Athelgar: Is that a GAME descending in the distance?
adamantiumn: dire marsh? more like dire straits
Sorator13: "Exfil awaits for no rook"
CrossXhunteR: exfil got taken
thaigeprime: 2 minutes better hurry
millenomi_Aura: I don't think you get the time
Bruceski: The Exfils take time to go off right? How much time do you *actually* have at a 3-minute warning?
Arclight_Dynamo: So what's the overall lore, here, or is that a can of worms?
CrossXhunteR: where does final exfil occur on this map?
Getter404: Ah yes, comedic timing.
Kramburger: April fools
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the timing on that
Sorator13: @Arclight_Dynamo More like a can of moths, IIRC
thaigeprime: woops
dumbo3k: greed is good
CrossXhunteR: it's sucking you
Boiler_bot: Yeah, oof dang
Sorator13:
remember what we said last night about traps?
TheAinMAP:
TheWriterAleph: oh my, your precious fluids
nimbus_machine:
Darleysam: I would've died the exact same way
CodeIndigo: Did you lose everything?
millenomi_Aura: @Arclight_Dynamo so far tl;dr: post-Marathon Infinity, some details don't match up with the first Marathon, tl;dr never go on an expedition with ulterior motives or your colony life will be terrible.
Kipstar: "[G] give up" feels a little personal
MacbethSeemsSus: Did the robot slurp you?
Sorator13: @CodeIndigo Everything he was carrying, yeah
SnackPak_:
pleonasticTautology: wiggins don't you have a meeting
thaigeprime: a wiggins appears
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TheWriterAleph: hi Matt!
Sorator13: ahoy!
Juliamon: Oh, meeting must be over
Dog_of_Myth: Wooo Matt
ButButTheJesus: an wiggums!
TheAinMAP:
CaptainSpam: It's Matt Wiggins, everyone! *studio audience applause*
Kramburger: The Muad'dib!
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northos:
pleonasticTautology: matthew wiggins don't have a DBFH meeting
videogameprotagonist:
@CaptainSpam
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: Kinky
Strebenherz: Get the graham trio
TraceBullet: Surround sound
Fanklok: Damn Matt some people pay a lot for that
pleonasticTautology: *don't you
Kramburger: Aaanime isss fooor dumbssss
jibkat: trebble booked!
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ButButTheJesus: ~33 weeks til Desert Bus!
APODionysus: oh this is a really cool desert bus meeting?
APODionysus: are they always like this
excalgold: these loading screens are so funky
Izandai:
Sorator13:
NotCainNorAbel: so...Matt works at Nintendo
Thefluffiestguineapig: These loading screens remind me of Andy Warhol movies
Thefluffiestguineapig: If anyone knows what I'm talking about
wiggins: I work at categorically not nintendo lmao
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig They sort of remind me of Alpha Centauri's use of Koyanisqaatsi clips for most of the cutscenes
Toxxick: what does UESC stand for this time around?
Darleysam: probably the hardest challenge for me in this game, is not immediately reloading my volt weeapons after firing them one time
gualdhar: Surprise = 0
Kramburger: United Empire of Soul Calibur?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Yeah, that kind of pop art/surrealist image where you can't quite determine if there's supposed to be a deeper meaning (in Warhol's case oftentimes there's references to gay imagery) or not
thaigeprime: @Toxxick united earth space council I thinkj
HorusFive:
MacbethSeemsSus: How long until the community just says "yuscs"
CrossXhunteR: i assume a vent leads inside
EvilBadman: @APODionysus Oh great now I gotta buy Marathon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thaigeprime Seeing acronyms like that make me want to see more Helldivers 2 with Alex on stream.
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hmm, yes, I see. Marathon is subtly gay
ContingentCat: Lol 420 crate
Kramburger: Just spawn in it again lol
CrossXhunteR: you have to get up to get down
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@AugmentingPath Sure, Marathon is pushing that Big Gay agenda
Thefluffiestguineapig: I went and took my trash out, is it Wiggins and Graham now?
kynelwynn: Has G tried crouch/sneaking with the little drone buddy out?
CrossXhunteR: it said scan in progress
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep, Matt had some time before the DB meeting
videogameprotagonist: @kynelwynn Yup on cts last night
kynelwynn: okie, was hoping chat got to see the cute
videogameprotagonist: I should check if that got clipped
Kramburger: Shooty shooty, loot and scooty
Spades_Slicc: Looks like the "make as much noise as you want strat is working
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc It works until it doesn't!
Spades_Slicc: put the other " in there wherever it goes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Also "have a friend" probably augments that strat significantly
Painfully_Dyslexic: I love the colours of this game
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig In this case, I don't think so, since duo queue puts you in with trios as well, while solo queue is just solos (if I understood things correctly earlier)
Juliamon: yeah there are two queues, solo and groups
Darleysam: gg!
Juliamon: I don't know if they're *guaranteed* queues, but they seem to have enough playerbase that solos shouldn't end up in groups
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean having a second brain to strategize with is probably still helpful
EbDorian:
Sorator13: \o/
Getter404:
NotCainNorAbel:
Kramburger: The implication in marathon is that the old cryosleep method of space travel messed with the way that your brain processes colour
AugmentingPath: Do these quests give some sort of persistent progression reward? Faction relations or something?
CrossXhunteR: i think there is explicitly solo. at least that is what the tooltip reads to me when you solo as a non-rook
thaigeprime: Im pretty sure solos is explecitly solos
AugmentingPath: Ah, cool, thanks
Juliamon: yeah, that's what I'm saying, you won't get groups in the solo queue, but you might get a solo in the group queue
Kramburger: The time to faction rep grinding in this game is off the charts
Juliamon: ok yes thank you lion
Kramburger: Can we pat the kitty?
Getter404: "Go do a videogame, we would like to watch" Thanks lion.
ArtDecoSunburn: Are their any ideological or cultural distinctions among the factions that hire you, or are they all just unscrupulous future corps?
ArtDecoSunburn: There, not their
therepoman__: My only other frame of reference for extraction shooters is Tarkov, I get the sense that this game is more... forgiving? For lack of a better word?
Sorator13: Well, one of them has/is a big kitty, so that's something
MacbethSeemsSus: What's with the digital lion?
Izandai: @therepoman__ It's less crunchy, certainly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus That's my question
Kramburger: Listen up moths, a lion is talking
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 So they're like catnip to us?
Fanklok: A northern lion?
Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn Different levels of scruples, really
Fanklok: mips skip?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger Oh, interesting. We know prolonged time in space affects the shape of different parts of the eye.
Juliamon: basically, choose the animal you trust the most
Kramburger: Altered wire was made by sega back in 88, right?
Kramburger: @ArtDecoSunburn I was headcanon shitposting but cool!
MacbethSeemsSus: And what does Matt need in game?
TehAmelie: the shoosting will commence!
Darleysam: @ArtDecoSunburn Nucal are a food/pharmaceutical company, MIDA are space Banksy, Arachne are a murder cult, Sekiguchi make your bodies
gualdhar: b**** better have Matt's money?
e_bloc: it's a gas
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Hmm. So are we currently just vaguely unscrupulous, or Henry Clay Frick level evil businessman?
HorusFive: @MacbethSeemsSus To not get repeatedly shot in the head- if history is a guide
Kramburger: Does friendly fire count? Asking for a friend
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Who is Matt?
HorusFive: @Kramburger Is your friend down-range?
Kramburger: Friends don't let friends go down range
Fanklok: friendly fire,isn't
SymphonySolstice: moth
ArtDecoSunburn: @Darleysam Thank you for these details. I'm trying to get a sense of if the distinct companies want to rescue/extract different objects from the planet. These make it sound like they have very different motives.
Mushbie: momth :3
Kramburger: Grand Moth Tarkin
ContingentCat: So fluffy
Kramburger: Pure skill
Laurence72: So, was Cam the cursed one last night, then?
Darleysam: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah they ask for different items/actions in return for XP or barter
HorusFive: No MORE of a target than before
Izandai: Well shit.
therepoman__:
gualdhar: wow.
Juliamon: welp
Darleysam:
pleonasticTautology: @Laurence72 you HAD to say it
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger I mean, that's where all of space travel comes from, originally. Thank Jules Verne for making stuff up actual rocket designers tried to emulate.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn So the last one seems like legally distinct Weiland Yutaini
MacbethSeemsSus: I didn't even type out my stupid joke
HorusFive:
Sorator13: rip
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Juliamon: Laurence72 It's you
gualdhar: completely got the drop on them too
YFiddler:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Darleysam Interesting.
Laurence72:
@pleonasticTautology I was thinking the same thing after the runners attacked
e_bloc: they proably didnt want to die
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeiland Wutaini?
Kramburger: @ArtDecoSunburn Back when copying fiction was fun and cool
GasCityGaming: is there a free kit cooldown?
MacbethSeemsSus: G's character looks like it's wearing a life vest
Darleysam: feeding free kits to coyotes!
CrossXhunteR: you still have ol knifey
GasCityGaming: Noice, I played an extraction shooter a while back but the free kits had a cooldown, wasn't great.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger As opposed to our current tantrum-based reality.
AugmentingPath: the knerf
CrossXhunteR: til there are knife light and heavy attacks
Dog_of_Myth: @AugmentingPath Well done
Kramburger: @ArtDeoSunburn That, and making all the bad things *glares at palantir*
e_bloc: knife try though
ArtDecoSunburn: I assume a "light attack" involves heaving lite-brites at one another.
PharaohBender27:
(returning from dinner) How's been faring the past half hour?
Kramburger: We've replaced your knives with your mum's butter knife
starlitdiscord: bring more knives to gun fights!
AugmentingPath: @Dog_of_Myth thank you. I just told my partner I was going to keep making that joke until someone appreciated it; now I'm free
Fanklok: No one tell Ben about knife build
Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 Had one good run with Matt; since then it's been murder
HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 He's got Matt helping him now. So... poorly
MacbethSeemsSus: @Kramburger The lack of introspection to name your company Palantir given how they're used in the books says a lot
Sorator13: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh, that name was fully intentional
Sorator13: Implications included
PharaohBender27: Wait Wiggins is here!? Doesn't he have a Desert Bus meeting!?!?!?1?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Wait, that's a real ass company? WHY
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: not yet
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger Yeah. Somehow we developed utopian technology of abundance and repurposed it to accentuate all of our worst impulses.
Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 Later!
Kramburger: @MacbethSeemsSus Invest in my new startup, the Lament Configuration
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig Peter Thiel has too much money is the short version
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus -.-
Mushbie: there are multiple tech companies named after things from Lord of the rings, and they are pretty much all evil
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig They even moved the headquarters to Denver to be more in the mountains, like Mordor.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger I mean, that's not even as ridiculous as the real company Skynet in China which is building the infrastructure from Terminator "but good" according to their founder
ButButTheJesus: There's always room for more hubris!
MacbethSeemsSus: @Mushbie At Nazgul, we're all about serving the best interests of our investors....
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mushbie Venture Capital: "What do you mean you don't want to invest in my dating app, SHELOB?"
Mollylele: !bus
Mollylele: !venga
Mollylele: rats
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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pleonasticTautology: hi molly!
Kramburger: There's literally a company now called Sauron that does home security. Irony is dead
pleonasticTautology: molly would you like some Good News
Mushbie: @ArtDecoSunburn hahahaha
GasCityGaming: Molly!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn If you need to re-brand I would suggest UnGOLiant
Juliamon: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.
ContingentCat: Oh Molly! Hi!
Mollylele: @pleonasticTautology I'm bracing myself for news
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Molly
realbadatthis_: was that a desk pop?
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pleonasticTautology: @Mollylele i got approved for an apartment that neighborhood we talked about together at worldcon!
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig (Shoves money at your marketing team)
pleonasticTautology: in the building on top of the chain supermarket
Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology eyyyyy! Congrats!
Mollylele: @pleonasticTautology 🎉 yoooooooo congrats, y'all 🔑
ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology Congrats on your impending move.
Arclight_Dynamo: UESC = U-Esc = You Escape. Makes you think...
Izandai:
Kramburger: Rooksy Business, is that anything?
pleonasticTautology:
@Mollylele thanks start moving on the 1st, and have 2 months' overlap so it's not a ramshackle rush
pleonasticTautology: thanks y'all :3
ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology Few things are more convenient than living on top of a grocery store.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Congrats tautology!!
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Also I remember some article mentioning that techbros like to quote a line from Goethe's Faust, "Everything created is worth annihilating," and I wonder how many of them know that a) it's the demon Mephistopholes who says this, and b) the next line more or less translates as "'Twould be better if nothing ever came to be!"
HadesLeprechaun: can you not complete contracts on Rook runs? Why would you not do them all the time?
pleonasticTautology: @HadesLeprechaun no contracts on rooks
HadesLeprechaun: makes sense
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger Especially since Sauron's own home security did eventually fail.
Kramburger: That's a Wiggans Gaurentee™
MacbethSeemsSus: @PharaohBender27 They're very good at reading the cliff notes and missing the point
Foxmar320: lol
SnackPak_: congrats!
ButButTheJesus: lul
dumbo3k: Congrats Graham!
Izandai: You beat me to that, Graham.
Sorator13:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Kramburger: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh yeah, Sauron home security should just be one big gate that's not attached to anything
QuaziK_: "You know what i mean!" "Of course, but how could i not?"
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 They heard a description of Schumpeter's "creative description" but never read any further.
dumbo3k: Oh that was devious G
Sorator13: I walked! With my feet!
PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus Or latching onto a cool-sounding line and not bothering to investigate its context . . . or knowing the context and being just *the worst*
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger "Resistant to everything except hobbits, fallen hobbits, and the power of friendship."
Kramburger: "I'm in the building with the stairs" Perfect, no more information needed
pleonasticTautology: in the HEAD
pleonasticTautology: fully doinked
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger I guess technically you know it's the multistory building? Unless they're basement stairs.
EbDorian:
Izandai:
MacbethSeemsSus: @ArtDecoSunburn "Eagle resistance is in beta"
TotallyNotaBeholder: Which side of the rolling pin are we on tonight?
realbadatthis_: All goblin no loot
T_Molitor: The inanimate cetanite rod?
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ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Sounds like undergrads I had when I was a professor at a school known for churning out tech bros. They all wanted "killer apps" to "join the triple comma club."
Fanklok: Graham is using so many proper nouns and I'm happy for him I think?
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EikoandMog: Can't wait for this 12 hour stream. It'll be a real Marathon Stream.
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MacbethSeemsSus: He said medic, not team medic
Kramburger: Molecular disassembally sounds painful
Izandai: Them men are in their 40s.
calculated_uncertainties: wouldn't a marathon be 26.1 hours?
PharaohBender27: Someone link the NOUNS! clip
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger Star Trek beaming, right?
HorusFive: Good news, babe. New Nouns just dropped
Izandai: *these
EikoandMog: 5k is real hard on the bitrate.
public_key_reveal_party: A 5000 hour steam would be a lot
NotCainNorAbel: would a half marathon stream of marathon be all rook runs?
pleonasticTautology: @EikoandMog given that clip of GMM chugging was when they were broadcasting in 4k...
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is 0.1 of an hour?
MacbethSeemsSus: Need to play marathon on a treadmill
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig 6 minutes?
EikoandMog: G just pissed himself.
EbDorian: @Thefluffiestguineapig 6min?
Izandai:
ButButTheJesus: sorry not sorry! hi wiggins!
Synchroma: Hi Matt!
HorusFive: A 5000 second stream is only 1.3hrs or so
ghyllnox:
ArtDecoSunburn: @HorusFive (Big Dictionary pushes nouns of the season as if they were a Pantone color swatch)
pleonasticTautology: lol
pleonasticTautology: hi matt
PharaohBender27: Make Mic 5 jokes, Matt! Now's your chance!
HadesLeprechaun: didn't even crouch, smh
dumbo3k: We are entertained
lamina5432: make him a trap
Izandai: Hi Matt!
chaos5896: hi matt
ArtDecoSunburn: @EbDorian Yup.
SnackPak_: hi
Vinewood_OG: Wow, that's a spicy cinnamon roll!
Sorator13: You're extremely entertaining, and I am communicating this to you psychically
SymphonySolstice: greet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well Hi and G didn't even crouch
videogameprotagonist: Hi Matt
pleonasticTautology: hi matt, how's your spice intake today
ButButTheJesus: quick tell us Graham's secrets!
Strebenherz: hi matt!
HorusFive:
Laurence72: Oh, Matt, from what I have learned these pas two nights, is that there are no valuable kits
JadedCynic:
that's fine Matt 
MacbethSeemsSus: Do something incredible off screen
Izandai: Wait, can I...
lamina5432: be the claymore you want to be
YFiddler:
Izandai: Ah, nevermind.
SymphonySolstice: fastest piss in the west
Fanklok: G pissing himself inside out
HadesLeprechaun: a full bladder keeps you on edge and alert
Fanklok: I regret saying that
Foxmar320: lol
videogameprotagonist: Lol
pleonasticTautology: lol
HorusFive: The first crew will already be fighting the second crew by the time you get there
Synchroma: I was banking on the break to convince myself to go and get lunch..
ArtDecoSunburn: @SymphonySolstice Explains why the OK Corral was damp.
Izandai: @Fanklok I don't think "urinary urge" is an emotion.
Synchroma:
I should still do that 
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videogameprotagonist:
@Synchroma 
ArtDecoSunburn: @Izandai I've known people for whom their small bladder is their primary personality trait.
Izandai: They have my condolences.
Synchroma: @videogameprotagonist ah thankyou, you've provided me lunch ham
realbadatthis_: MAGNUM (quietly)
PharaohBender27: Look, imagine how *embarrassing* it would be to get through maintenance, only to realize you lacked necessary gear for post-maintenance?
videogameprotagonist:
@Synchroma And dessert 
Sorator13: @DoodlestheGreat oh good, I was hoping someone else caught that. I was taking a bio break at the same time G was but he finished faster than me!
Synchroma: @videogameprotagonist xD
EikoandMog: Going further. Looks like the place you passed but it's further west.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Izandai A friend's spouse. Car trips are exciting.
DoodlestheGreat: @Sorator13 Super Service!
Izandai:
Kramburger: I can't believe that they called this game marathon and then didn't even bother setting between Athens and Sparta
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger Could use some ancient Grecian callbacks.
ArtDecoSunburn: Or collapsing runners.
HorusFive: @ArtDecoSunburn I've seen Matt collapse plenty in this game
pleonasticTautology: lol
pleonasticTautology: lol.
Kramburger: Disarm it with your HP
pleonasticTautology: matthew.
Izandai:
EikoandMog: Just about to say that lol
JadedCynic:
♫ where - in the world, is - Barbershop Volcano? ♫
Dog_of_Myth:
If it works....
Kramburger: Matt just wanted a little spice
Fanklok: "These D12 hit dice aren't going to use themselves"
NotCainNorAbel: @Kramburger some cinnamon perhaps
Kramburger: Re-pleated shield? Can you even fold a shield like that?
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jamesinor: Oh man, you're doing another LRR Marathon? ... What do you mean I misread the title?
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Kramburger: Matt.
MacbethSeemsSus: No the other other one
Kramburger: Hmmm, seems fine
HorusFive: Maybe they'll thank you for drawing fire
EikoandMog: The marathon devs put out a video showing that the Med Drone can kill.
SkylerRingtail: And 0 explosive damage T_T
pleonasticTautology: nice
EikoandMog: Perfect throw.
jamesinor: Why does the gun kind of loko like a bootleg nerf pistol?
Synchroma: Man this area had a high tarp budget
jamesinor: @Synchroma They took it out of the ceiling budget
Kramburger: Must be nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that tarp or just horrifying effects on metal?
dumbo3k: can you make contract progress without explicitly tracking that contract?
Synchroma: @jamesinor Could say they... cut the overhead?
pleonasticTautology: @dumbo3k nope
EikoandMog: Wall safe!
dumbo3k: okay, good to know
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you track more than one contract at once?
pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig also nope
EikoandMog: @Thefluffiestguineapig No. You can only do one contract at once.
Izandai: No, but each member of a squad gets to bring their own contract.
EbDorian:
two copies!? 
EikoandMog: @Izandai Yep. And you also get a small amount of rep if they do it.
iarethel0ser: One copy for each eyeball.
Thefluffiestguineapig: One for each of you! Or one for you and one for the robot
Thefluffiestguineapig: Robot meaning drone
Pywodwagon: it’s nice there’s reading material at Matt’s level
EikoandMog: Oof.
GoryHamJar: Is this game good?
Izandai:
EikoandMog: @GoryHamJar Very good!
JadedCynic:
Cinnabon-level spicy, Matt?
e_bloc: at least 1-2 cinnamon rolls spicy
EikoandMog: I love Med Drone's little angry eyes when you're shooting.
realbadatthis_: Matt feeling sub cinnamon
Kramburger: It is worth remarking on
loufghyslaufey: Huh. I wondered where Wiggin's stream was. Sorry.
EikoandMog: One later needs you to extract to keep progress.
HorusFive: Probably not, no
GoryHamJar: When in doubt, blame Cameron.
Dog_of_Myth:
loufghyslaufey: The pardoned?
HorusFive: Chatthew remembers
e_bloc: fwiw, you were the one asking how spicy we should get
Strebenherz:
pleonasticTautology: but it also means
pleonasticTautology: robots to blow up
Kramburger: Like I said, cinnamon is a spice like tomato is a fruit
Izandai: So, it's a spice. Glad we've established that unambiguously and without controversy.
EikoandMog: I mean, the extract thingie is the loudest goddamned thing in the universe.
EbDorian:
(touchdown is rocketing up my frequently used emotes)
Izandai: It's a very strong emote.
JadedCynic: YUM!
Kramburger: History? Sounds WOKE
Synchroma: Those young readers are gonna be so excited to learn history
EikoandMog: In the Codex.
Kata_The_Cat: Eating ammo is not recommended by the Surgeon General.
MacbethSeemsSus: Eating your ammo is why you have no ammo
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
Fanklok: ating ammo is how you build resistance to bullets
Foxmar320: @Lysander_salamander Hello!
Laurence72: The battle cry is "Eat lead!:, not"Eat your own lead!"
Kramburger: Bullets contain important nutrients like Iron... and Gunpowder
EikoandMog: @Kramburger Saltpeter is an essential vitamin.
JadedCynic: that's FINE
Kramburger: We're enteraining ourselves
Strebenherz: all good
Lysander_salamander: yeah it's one of those game
realbadatthis_: @Kramburger And Mercury
Foxmar320: No worries Graham, ive been there myself as a streamer
NotCainNorAbel: We are entertaining ourself
Strebenherz: we appreciate your company
gualdhar: screw chat, chat sucks
Fanklok: You good some streamer's don't e ven have the ability to look at chat
ButButTheJesus: that's cool, I'm not even watching I'm just listening while I play through RE7 again
Kramburger: This is just adult cocomelon
KeytarCat:
Flechette grenades seems illegal 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the teacher put in a movie and we are just doodling in the planners
ErynTzun: It's fine we can entertain ourself or play our own other game at the same time :]
e_bloc: its fine, we're like a kid with anipad
ArtDecoSunburn: Speaks well to the immersiveness of the game.
calculated_uncertainties: Auto Zone!
ButButTheJesus: it was a fast piss
Thefluffiestguineapig: It’s almost like this game is both good and difficult
Kramburger: Several Minute.
maclaglen: MOOM! Graham is hogging the Nintendo again! He's not letting us play any!
PharaohBender27:
@calculated_uncertainties 
Get in the zone! AUTO ZONE! (Look you reminded me of that jingle so I must inflict it)
lamina5432: its very dire conditions
EbDorian:
I'm glad G washed his hands I wanted to ask earlier, but figured that was tmi
Kramburger: @maclaglen Graham bought the nintendo with his paper round money, he gets to play it
ErynTzun: I don't know how speedrunners do itm do something so difficult and interact with chat at the same time. I can't imagine doing this sort of thing where you're doing a multiplayer game that's hard where you've got to talk to your team about tactics and chat at the same time.
JadedCynic: but so passive-aggressive
PharaohBender27:
The building had 420 on it - blaze it!
GoryHamJar: Mr Resetti would like to have a word with you
lamina5432: hope is cruel mistress
Izandai:
EbDorian:
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Kramburger: I wish I could quit you, Marathon
Strebenherz: XD
ErynTzun: Playstation secretly running the Windows version without a Windows key
Vinewood_OG: "I don't work here! You figure it out."
Fanklok: @ErynTzun Speedrunners do the thing so many times it becomes second nature
videogameprotagonist:
@Kramburger
BlindProphet32: If you never stop playing its not an issue
LiveLittlebird:
Oh hey, I finished the vod of the last Marathon stream seconds ago, funny to see more right now
Kramburger: No quit, only play
Xenguin47: @LiveLittlebird Me too!
CaptainCoriale: anyone else tearfully write an apology letter because a digital mole told you to do it or was that just me?
ErynTzun: @Fanklok That is true, brutal repetition until close to prefect then try to beat that over and over and over
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HadesLeprechaun: "you failed to fully uninstall and reinstall the game between closing, how could you"
Gekyouryuu: "you can't "quit." it's called Marathon. you keep going. duh."
JadedCynic: "I want them to hear us - they should know it was us."
Lysander_salamander: oh, your character casts shadows
Kramburger: Quitters never prosper
Lysander_salamander: can the other players see your shadows?
Fanklok: No I'm thinking about how Quake would neg you if you tried to quit
Izandai: @ErynTzun For most games, most of a speedrun doesn't require intensive focus. And after a certain point the parts that aren't "doing a hard trick" can be done pretty much on automatic.
LiveLittlebird: Everything about this game looks so good, but at the same time I feel like it's not a game for me
Lysander_salamander: dang
e_bloc: ask and ye shall receive
Kramburger: Easy come, easy go
KeytarCat: return ye to the continuum
calculated_uncertainties: Bye Matt!
lamina5432: gnight matt
JadedCynic:
have good work, matt! 
Dog_of_Myth: Teamwork, it's more effect than you think
Lysander_salamander: Is there some new strategy where everyone spreads out or something?
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
EbDorian:
Bye Matt 
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Matt
ErynTzun: byeeeee
Strebenherz: byee
Kramburger: Back to the rookery
e_bloc:
ContingentCat: Bye matt
maclaglen: bye Matt
HorusFive:
Bye Matt
northos: get thee to a rookery
Mushbie: bye Matt
Lysander_salamander: oh he was playing rook? I haven't seen anyone play that character yet.
Kramburger: Rookery is a misnomer, technically Runners are Nightjars
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Synchroma: I already started walking to get lunch but I guess good timing?
Laurence72: If he dies quickly, we can call it a Gotham Chess run -- "And he sacrifices... THE ROOK!"
TehAmelie: heeh today i got to introduce someone to the magic of Timecube
wiggins: hello chat, I've become one of you now
EbDorian:
we are going deep on the chess puns today 
TehAmelie:
gasp
JadedCynic: welcome back, Rook...
CaptainSpam: Oh no, not Timecube!
Fanklok: Eat your stuff
Laurence72: Just eat some lead
JadedCynic:
"Yes, we had Stuff, but what about Second Stuff?" 
Xenguin47: @wiggins Cool! You can help us bully Matt when he gets back!
ArtDecoSunburn: @EbDorian It's like listening to the soundtrack of Tim Rice's "Chess" cast album.
PharaohBender27: @wiggins One of us! One of us!
Kramburger: Chat is going to absorb Matt like Aldritch eating Gwendolin
wiggins: holy shit G has so much light ammo
wiggins: what's it like to be wealthy
Foxmar320:
Kramburger: Uncle Pennybags Graham Stark
wiggins: coward
GoryHamJar: So which one is Durandal?
wiggins: storytime with uncle Graham
Foxmar320: So Graham is this better or worse than your Destiny vault?
dumbo3k: You've got a great voice for audiobooks
EikoandMog: You can inspect the item in the codex, too.
Kramburger: Read us a story, Graham. One more before bed?
Foxmar320: Fact, Graham has a good radio voice
Kramburger: I did it all for the Rookie
Fanklok: But has he ever done a radio show like Adam?
dumbo3k: @Fanklok I dunno, but he has voice acted a game!
PharaohBender27: NGL, Graham saying "like a shadow" in the Carhunt bit lives rent-free in my mind to the point that for a while I was like, "Where was that from?"
EikoandMog: CFUT.
Synchroma: Not CFUT but CFUV
NotCainNorAbel: I think that is how everyone gets a radio show
Kramburger: OH, that explains CFUT
Kramburger: I didn't know
public_key_reveal_party: Also qwerpline
MacbethSeemsSus: oof.wav
ArtDecoSunburn: Radio stations in Canada begin a "C" ? That's neat.
PharaohBender27: Wait. Wait - is CFUT's name inspired by that!? Also, OOOF
Foxmar320:
Great time slot
e_bloc: lol
JadedCynic: @ArtDecoSunburn yep all of them
ButButTheJesus: what does CFUT stand for anyway
RatherLargeToad: We’ve found Gobbakon
wiggins: I don't know the lore of the heat cascade
SquareDotCube: Just what I want, industrial metal at 6AM
Toxxick: Heat Cascade is a fancy way of saying "pissing shrapnel"
Kramburger: CFNT
JadedCynic: all registered transmission stations
ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic No arbitrary east-west divide like in the states, except for one station in Pittsburgh?
BobROE: I would have thought Chum pre-dated muchmusic, since it was a radio station in toronto.
dumbo3k: is that where Checkpoint comes from?
ButButTheJesus: I remember CHEK on DB a couple times
JadedCynic: @ArtDecoSunburn we've got 1/10 the population (and were always more limited in our 'inhabited turf' so we only needed the one
PharaohBender27: @dumbo3k I doubt it
ogier300: CFAX also a good name for news radio
Arclight_Dynamo: Local Ottawa TV station CHRO made You Can't Do That on Television. So.
Athelgar: @SquareDotCube just what i want on the way to work, the intentional sounds of damaged speakers and untuned insturments
RatherLargeToad: nade fight
wiggins: door
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 At least, not as a conscious decision
wiggins: (I'mm helping)
ArtDecoSunburn: @Arclight_Dynamo For many Americans of Nickelodeon generation, their introduction to Canadian sketch comedy.
Arclight_Dynamo: Sorry, CJOH. Fake 80s terrestrial TV fan, here...
GoryHamJar: It's getting hot outside, time for inside I fear. Shrapnel fall from the sky, now this corridor's clear.
AugmentingPath: @ButButTheJesus It took me a few years of DB to figure out that this was local news org "CHEK TV" rather than DB being inexplicably popular with Czech television reporters
pleonasticTautology: someone went in that vent
pleonasticTautology: sus
MacbethSeemsSus: It's centered around this surprise attack!
e_bloc: cant believe they tried to kill you during the walking tour
e_bloc: no respect
ArtDecoSunburn: @JadedCynic The decision in the US to split W to the east and K to the west at the Mississippi River was completely arbitrary, and done by Herbert Hoover.
PharaohBender27: @GoryHamJar Well-crafted lines, well-crafted
ArtDecoSunburn: @AugmentingPath "The voice of Prague -- in Canada!"
AugmentingPath: @ArtDecoSunburn Sometimes you need a Bohemian perspective!
pleonasticTautology:
Kramburger: Aw fella
HadesLeprechaun: : )
EbDorian:
SkylerRingtail: Precious friend! Protect at all costs
Arclight_Dynamo: Can you surf the roomba?
dolphgrim:
ArtDecoSunburn: @AugmentingPath Precisely why I always have some Kafka near at hand!
Strebenherz: do bad video editors get sent to the pinwheel base?
GoryHamJar: That's where you get the mask of the child
pleonasticTautology: @Strebenherz that and anything using chrome
ArtDecoSunburn: Was the children's series from the 1980s "Pinwheel" also secretly Canadian?
SkylerRingtail: Can Rook disguise through the guarded exfil wave?
4 raiders from RavenHillbrookInc have joined!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
RavenHillbrookInc: Hi there
RavenHillbrookInc: the loots sweet?
Bruceski: Time to feed Rooks to Pinwheel!
EbDorian: nice skybox here
Kramburger: The pinwheel requires a steady of diet of rooks
e_bloc: there are four boxes
SkylerRingtail: Are UESC's immune to the cascade?
Kramburger: Spicy Rain
SkylerRingtail: I presume they'd have to be, mechanically
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ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger Sounds like a coded line from "The Prisoner" series in the Sixties.
Lysander_salamander: is the sheild recharge faster with a rook?
Lysander_salamander: does a rook have a knife?
chaostreader: can you kill robots while disguised?
GoryHamJar: I'm just a robot, nothing to see here.
JadedCynic: I mean, Graham IS also a robot, it's just his disguise make it look like a UESC robot
GoryHamJar: If *I* made a robot I would simply not make its weak spot glowing and red.
EikoandMog: @GoryHamJar Glowing and blue. Got it.
MacbethSeemsSus: uhh what now
e_bloc: isnt that illegal
Lysander_salamander: drat
e_bloc: when the runner die but rook keep sucking
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the bullets ricochet!?
pleonasticTautology: "that's a runner murdering me"
EikoandMog: Lots of those murdering runners in Pinwheel.
Mazrae: Have they said what the moth is supposed to be
ButButTheJesus: the what now
BloodnBullets: Tbf, you did immediately start shooting that one.
pleonasticTautology: graham did you see the clip we posted from nat clayton in #marathon the other night
EbDorian:
ah, the URSC
pleonasticTautology: it's of nat spawning in as a rook and getting killed immediately by a spawn-camping rook
BigGiantCircles: o/ ahoy sir!
Lysander_salamander: nice
pleonasticTautology:
hello welcome
BigGiantCircles: how's the gunplay in this compared to Destiny?
MAPBoardgames: Made it perfectly. No wasted jump
pleonasticTautology: graham's in the tank rn but, as someone who plays with controllers, @BigGiantCircles, it feels 1:1
pleonasticTautology: the aim assist is Even More Generous
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Kata_The_Cat: You are, technically, a professional Marathon player right now. You're being paid to play it.
RavingPenguin: I'm quite enjoying Graham's Tau Ceti Tour
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dm818: I don
JadedCynic: who are 'handicapped by controls that are poorly-designed for this specific purpose'
dm818: whoops
RatherLargeToad: two of those and you can get a red card
pleonasticTautology: @JadedCynic eh, i play on controller on PC and it's fine
e_bloc: its just a warning
pleonasticTautology: i genuinely do not know how to play games with a keyboard and mouse
kookaburra_85: The queue times/consistency for console only are frustrating (from Australia).
JadedCynic: @pleonasticTautology bold take to assume that what I said was MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE with 'fine', thanks
pleonasticTautology: @JadedCynic sorry
BayinJD: @kookaburra_85 100%, the real punishment isn't losing your gear or contract progress, it's the queue times
GoryHamJar: Which is the good Loot? The landfall one?
Sethalidos: the GOOD loot with the chicken and the tuna
JadedCynic: @BayinJD indeed, the expenditure of TIME would be the biggest hurdle for me; I object to investing time and then having nothing to show for it
GoryHamJar: This is where we keep our debris
Kramburger: I hear all the loot in the pinwheel all the loot has RGB lights
GasCityGaming: so it's like another $50?
JadedCynic: yeah, the UESC bots seem almost indifferent "Sigh, okay - kill the Runner...if I have to..."
EikoandMog: No. No it is not
MacbethSeemsSus: @Kramburger And all have different software to run it
GoryHamJar: Graham used Bubble Shield. It's super annoying!
JadedCynic: "Geez, couldn't just let me do my patrols in peace; HAD to interrupt..."
BayinJD: @JadedCynic I think for a lot of permanent loss games, the mindset needs to be "I spent loot to accrue map knowledge and experience"... but that's a bitter pill to swallow when this game funnels so much loot up to the top 5%
BigGiantCircles: the overall color palette is really making me want to reinstall Mirrors Edge heh
Arclight_Dynamo: Five minutes left.
EbDorian:
@BigGiantCircles Glad I'm not the only one
CaptainSpam: Best not to push one's luck TOO far...
SkylerRingtail: Putting a claymore in these exit tunnels sure would be mean
BigGiantCircles: it just looks so clean
EikoandMog: @CaptainSpam But 90% of gamblers quit before they win it big.
BayinJD: Outpost and Cryo archive are such masterpieces of map design
Izandai: No thank you sir we don't want any.
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BayinJD: @JadedCynic That's real and fair
Sorator13: @JadedCynic I'm *abysmally* bad at shooters, which tends to remove the fun from it
pleonasticTautology: i heard someone's squish
Bruceski: @JadedCynic I have difficulty with competitive shooters in general. Now sweaty enough to be good at them, sweaty enough to care that I'm not.
JadedCynic:
"dude! I'm just a widdle wook - why you be ragin?"
Lysander_salamander: aw
Mr_Horrible: is this countdown to final extract or waiting for final extract to show?
rosesmcgee: Are the UESC robots being sent in like the Runners, or are they what remains of the colony's security force?
rosesmcgee: lore wise
pleonasticTautology: the latter
pleonasticTautology: well, sorta kinda
Izandai: Mostly dead means you're partially alive!
EikoandMog: UESC Robots are sent to investigate the Tau Ceti colony. Runners followed them.
pleonasticTautology: uesc are claiming sole dominion over what remains of tau ceti iv
Mr_Horrible: afaik it's a bit of both, they're less to do factional salvage and more to try and make sure that the corps don't yoink any important info that might exist on the colony
pleonasticTautology: anyone else stepping foot on tau ceti iv is seen as violation of their juisdiction
JadedCynic: @Bruceski that's a good way of saying it @Bruceski I'm similar re PvP in general - any such game's premise derives one person's victory from another's loss - I'm too empathic to be fine with that; I don't wanna ruin someone else's game
EikoandMog: The UESC are controlled by humans. When Yellow, it is being flagged. At Red, they are being actively controlled.
Mr_Horrible: since nobody knows what happened
BayinJD: He's gonnna make it!!!
Mr_Horrible: hell yes?
Lysander_salamander: yay
PharaohBender27:
Mr_Horrible: hell yes
Izandai: RIP them
Arclight_Dynamo: Clutch
NotCainNorAbel: hell yeah!
pleonasticTautology: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOo
EbDorian:
dumbo3k: woot! GG
bentropik: noice
AugmentingPath: ez game
WiJohn: Pure skill
Laurence72: WOW! Well done!!!
HadesLeprechaun: perfecto
Getter404: Just as planned
Lysander_salamander: awesome
Bruceski: Never didn't have it
shendaras:
RatherLargeToad: dramatic
Mr_Horrible:
good way to close out the night, methinks
starlitdiscord: wooo
HorusFive:
rosesmcgee: ggs
JadedCynic:
and at the buzzer!
pleonasticTautology: PERFECT way to end the stream
Sorator13: What a gamer!
Chedamann:
RubikDarkwill: Exactly as you drew it up
CaptainSpam: BOOM.
TheAinMAP:
EbDorian:
"we won't by the way"
arcaedethefae: ggs
Kata_The_Cat: So, Graham is world's best Marathon player now?
dm818: They did get in a big shootout
Chedamann: Retire champion
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
pleonasticTautology: lol
Mr_Horrible: Burger and Gooch faction trade item
JadedCynic:
now that you know this, it'll start showing up at North Relay ALL the time
JadedCynic:
and you won't be able to take it for other better loot
Mr_Horrible: it's funny that NuCaloric is actually the most evil faction because of the drinkable cheeseburger
MacbethSeemsSus: Neural Insulation, so the relays don' get cold
millenomi_Aura: oh no, my vault steak so juicy
millenomi_Aura: my vault lobster so buttery
AugmentingPath: @JadedCynic Mm, yes, the Bader-Meinhoff drops
ButButTheJesus: my biscuits, too cheddar bay
millenomi_Aura: tytyty!
dumbo3k: Thanks for the stream!
lamina5432: gnight
NotCainNorAbel:
500
convoyash: yay.
JadedCynic:
"Why can't I hold all this loot?"
Mushbie: thx 4 strim Graham :3
Lysander_salamander: Have a good evening! Thanks for playing!
Strebenherz:
100
Strebenherz: also i hope alex is well
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, G!
ErynTzun: Hooray bonus garbage! lol
Dog_of_Myth:
Gekyouryuu: have a good night, G
ButButTheJesus: thamk for strem!
JadedCynic: congrats G* - have a great night and cya next time
rensti14: thanks!
BigGiantCircles: later Graham!
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ErynTzun: >_>
PharaohBender27:
150
TheAinMAP: !next
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MacbethSeemsSus: Someday, they'll gather the magic
Mr_Horrible: oh god, time keeps happening
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TheAinMAP:
EbDorian:
Mr_Horrible: I was briefly thinking "huh? Thursday Oki Oki again?" and then was reminded why
ButButTheJesus: but but
wedge_x: aww I missed shoots, dumb life
millenomi_Aura: but on the patreon longer!
Foxmar320:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
EbDorian:
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Chedamann: bye all!
JadedCynic: o/
ContingentCat:
Thanks G 
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