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CodeIndigo: being early is heresy being late is also heresy being on time? EXTRA HERESY
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calculated_uncertainties: @CodeIndigo The only way to not be a heretic is not to play?
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CodeIndigo: @calculated_uncertainties you would think so, but under the Council of New Jerusalem in M38, not playing was redefined to be DOUBLE HERESY
BraveOthello: Prepare for scale-sized carnage!
Getter404: So... has Ben heard about the Cogforts?
Getter404: His gargant boys have a new friend to kaiju fight with!
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BraveOthello: S O O N
StringCheeseRiot: Im watching road quest well waiting for stream
Bugberry: Just finished putting my Hernkyn Pioneers on their bases.
RTwo28: Everything is fine?
BraveOthello: @StringCheeseRiot Just finished a rewatch, that show was so good
BraveOthello: We need Road Quest 2: The Search For More Crowdfunding
RTwo28: @BraveOthello The second a season two Kickstarter drops my whole wallet is gone
StringCheeseRiot: We absolutely do need road quest 2: just because we can
Strebenherz: o/
RTwo28: Oooo fancy hello
Strebenherz: Chaos
Getter404: Desperately trying to distract myself before my Daughters of Khaine ship on Saturday. I need my sneks
StringCheeseRiot: Hey stre how you doing pal?
Gekyouryuu: a Desert Bus meeting? in April? wow, so early
Bugberry: Not many people in my area play Kill Team, but I got the Raveners KT recently as my start of Tyranid army.
BraveOthello: Is Erika's team supposed to say Hunter Clade as well?
TheAinMAP:

Gekyouryuu: @BraveOthello the teams were on the wrong sides. Paul is fixing
calculated_uncertainties: the combo is on more sale than the combo. 10 off.
phoenixfeather14: dishes are also a chore
Getter404: But... what if Mas IS the Alpha Legion all along?
LordZarano: 4lpha and 5eta
Bugberry: sacrifice yourself for the good of the mission.
BraveOthello: Max is really trying to use as little of that chair as possible
Strebenherz: That painting looks immaculate, hella nicely done
SnowyFrostpaw: I am Alpharius
Voidhawk42: When the chaos gods mutate you, you take what you get
Bugberry: Flight stands have changed a lot in recent years.
Voidhawk42: And be grateful you're not a spawn
Datnade012: Tactical rocks
DrLigmaPhD: Dummy!
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Bugberry: Grimnyr has one of the best tactical rocks.
Getter404: Nighthaunt spotted
Dog_of_Myth: John Warhammer loves their Tactical rocks
DrLigmaPhD: Are you usingg articulated hands, Alex?
Dog_of_Myth:

RTwo28: Who doesn't love a tactical rock
TheAinMAP:

DrLigmaPhD: Make sure you regularly juice your ghosts
Getter404: 3,000 points of Sigmar is a LOT less than you'd think (spoken as someone who went from 0 to 4,000 within the span of a month and a half)
Getter404: It helps when you have buff wagons that cost 300 and faction leaders at 750+ that are Actually Worth It
Bugberry: @Getter404 come from 40k, I've heard Sigmar is better about that. Which faction?
Getter404: Daughters of Khaine. That Morathi discount box was just too good a value so I decided to finally take the plunge
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Getter404: Heard more than a few people be tempted by those Cities reveals at AdeptiCon though. Sigmar's Moving Castle is real and it can hurt you
Bugberry: The idea of Tyranid Raveners using equipment like mines and grenades is kind of hilarious. I guess you could reflavor it as bio-grenades or something.
Dog_of_Myth: @Getter404 That castle model is soo cool
Dog_of_Myth: I know a few people that want to make an orc conversion out of it.
Getter404: They've said it'll have the equivalent of a Freeblade rule so you can ally it into ANY army so Skaven fans already have plans
Bugberry: I really hope yall use the rules for the Red Terror Kill Team in some way when that comes out.
DrLigmaPhD: Communist hunter: "It's an 'ours', commrade"
Getter404: @Bugberry Apparently the Apex Threat(?) rules will have big models for all kinds of factions so Ian finally has an excuse to buy a Ghostkeel
Bengineering: @bugberry as a raveners player I'm definitely interested
Bugberry: @Getter404 I heard something similar for using a Dreadnought.
LoadingReadyRun: @Bugberry exactly, to adapt anything for Tyranids, just add "bio-". bio-sword, bio-armor, bio-plasma gun
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Bugberry: In terms of gross sounding weapons, the Raveners kill team has a "Dispended Dorsal Sack" which is just perfect.
Bugberry: Disdended
Getter404: That's the Japanese faction in the first expansion, yeah
Getter404: LOTS of control and amphibious mechs, makes up for not getting any kind of speed boost
Bugberry: Admech is the rare army with points LESS than the dollars spent on models.
Getter404: Playing AdMech in full 40k sounds... painful. Are they back above the 1 point per dollar line yet?
Bugberry: @Getter404 I heard they were really strong a few months ago after getting lower and lower points, so then got some needed point buffs.
Bugberry: Sounds like a job for Grots
Getter404: Entire planets devoted to wax production
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 Like bees?
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BraveOthello: @ArtDecoSunburn hive worlds, if you will
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds like investing in bio-startups in the 1990s. Human Genome Project era, you could raise money in Boston on anything bio.
Getter404: Never forget that Long Island Iced Tea company that renamed themselves to Long Island Blockchain
RTwo28: Is this kill team? Does it use the same sort of declared orders as legions imperialis?
ArtDecoSunburn: Does anyone in chat play, or has anyone played, the Old World iteration of Warhammer? How is it? Is it like the old Fantasy Battles?
LoadingReadyRun: @Getter404 I'm surprised they haven't change to Long Island AI
ArtDecoSunburn: @Getter404 The only good thing about the post-2022 generative AI push is that it stopped people from talking endlessly about blockchain and NFTs.
Bugberry: like a ladder but better
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How's the Warhammering been going?
Bugberry: Like Raveners caring about jumping in and out of the tunnel.
LoadingReadyRun: @Bugberry "Jetpack! It's like a ladder, but better!" --Jetpack Marketing Board
RTwo28: I can now imagine a crapshot about the Jetpack Marketing Board
jibkat: aaaa im late
jibkat: how could this happen im never like this
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun You just described the entire Advanced Air Mobility, ie flying taxi, industry, Paul.
ArtDecoSunburn: They literally always reference the Jetsons.
TehAmelie: what do you do if your ladder runs out of gas while you're two floors off the ground? that's right, you should have had a jetpack!
jibkat: What happens when the jetpack runs out of gas?
Bengineering: @jibkat Only first activated model so you haven't missed too much!
TehAmelie: trifling details
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Ha! An electric jetpack that's battery if five times heavier.
jibkat:
@Bengineering How sweet, but im doing a bit 
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PharaohBender27: @jibkat Yeah, there's a command about jibkat being late on Erika's channel
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Never be late if you had the aforementioned jetpack. It's impervious to bits and gags.
jibkat:

Gekyouryuu: JINX
RTwo28: Good jinx
LoadingReadyRun:
how's the music volume?
Gekyouryuu: seeing the logos now from the topdown, whatever happened with Wyrmwood?
RTwo28: Music vol is good
Gekyouryuu: music good
PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu Um . . . I'll whisper you
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu They kinda imploded
Juliamon: in a very loud fashion
Gekyouryuu: ah
DrLigmaPhD: Action: nah
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RTwo28: Dang it I want to paint my ork kommandos now but I'm on travel : (
iPoding: has Max looked into the Battleclade Killteam? (the other Admech one)
Getter404: I was briefly interested in the Mandrakes but god they cost so much more than any other Kill Team, it's nuts
iPoding: I've heard, as with most Admech things, Very difficult to play, but can be good once you learn all the things about them
Bugberry: Hernkyn Yaegirs are definitely one of the best looking Kill Teams. Dwarves with revolvers, shotguns and trench coats.
iPoding: I'll have to learn how to play spearhead, because I WILL be picking up those new Night/Gutter Runners with the new named Deathmaster, I'm glad I held off getting the old deathmaster, so wins all around.
Greendrag13: Ooooh, beastmen!
Getter404: The new Mandrakes are on 28.5s if that helps
BrightstormRising: One day, I will go back to 40k. And on that day, I will build such a level of kit bashed crime that the emperor will come to my house and tell me I'm going too far.
LoadingReadyRun: @iPoding Spearhead is really neat
Getter404: Spearhead is so much better than Combat Patrol it's not even funny
jibkat: @BrightstormRising thats whats the inquisition is for
Bugberry: Megatron from Beast Wars voice: Yesss!
cmdrzellgaudis: is there a list for Max’s Hunter Clade?
BrightstormRising: @jibkat My current plans are either My Little Pony chaos marines (friendship is heresy) or a full Warhamster army, complete with wheel bikes and making a rhino into a Fighting Machine!
MrGibberish: Hello all!
jibkat: @BrightstormRising Shocking noone the inquisition finds this cannon
BrightstormRising: I'm just saying, tactical assault unicorns.
BraveOthello: @jibkat The best part is I can see some slaaneshi chaos warband that goes full MLP just because it gives them so much joy and they're going to share it with everyone, by force if necessary
BrightstormRising: @jibkat Wait, what is the inquisition doing with that cannon?
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jibkat: Asking questions, hearsay!
DigitalSeahorse:

DigitalSeahorse: TUNK
DigitalSeahorse: TRUNCC
cidalfos: Let's go Nighthaunt!
Dog_of_Myth: T-Runc
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
BraveOthello: cycle your fluids
Juliamon: wait, why is CtS using a different graphic than ITYC
DigitalSeahorse: I bought a used monitor today from Value Village and it's bigger than the one that I'm replacing. Colour seems a bit off than what I'm used to but can probably match it in settings.
DigitalSeahorse: actually if I manage to do that I may go back for the second one that had of the same model
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Strebenherz:

phoenixfeather14:

DigitalSeahorse: I've already seen P
Dog_of_Myth:

Jillexie: Counting
Juliamon:

jibkat: pew pew
kodalith: Don't you have to roll for Hot on the Plasma guy?
Jillexie: It's raining guys.
BraveOthello: Erika should make there be less guys
LoadingReadyRun: @kodalith I think hot just happens if you roll a 1 on the attack
Despoiler98: is there a painting/modelling gallery tonight?
Dog_of_Myth: There is. Ben and Alex
Despoiler98: cool
Greendrag13: @Despoiler98 Ben's painting ghosty bois, and Alex is building a featherless biped
BraveOthello: @Despoiler98 Ben is paitning ghosts and Alex is building a dummy
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DigitalSeahorse:

kodalith: I think its whenever you attack
Getter404: @BraveOthello Behold! A Lord of Change!
kodalith: Hot: After an operative uses this weapon, roll one D6: if the result is less than the weapon’s Hit stat, inflict damage on that operative equal to the result multiplied by two. If it’s used multiple times in one action (e.g. Blast), still only roll one D6
UtilityPunk:
Roll for hotness 
LoadingReadyRun:
@kodalith you are correct. I must have been thinking of a different rule 
kodalith: No harm, no foul.
I_Am_Clockwork:
10000 AF40K is here! Just what the doctor ordered.
jibkat:

Greendrag13: @LoadingReadyRun I've been playing 10th ed 40k for a WHILE, and I still frequently forget to make my separate follow up Gets Hots for Plasma XD
kodalith: I do the same thing with my Hellblasters.
jibkat:

goombalax: previous editions of killteam and 40k had Hot happen on 1s to hit
KadmosTech:
pew pew
Bugberry: Related to Plasma shots, a detail I like about the Einhyr Hearthguard in Votann is their Plasma doesn't have Hazardous and is almost as powerful as overcharged Imperium plasma. Shows how they improved on the tech.
DigitalSeahorse:
Radium
whatnot
kodalith: @Bugberry Heresy
Bugberry: If you think better plasma is heresy, you don't want to know what a Votann actually is.
KeytarCat: My worst cuts have come from safety blades
Despoiler98:
@Bugberry Improving Technology is HERESY 
DigitalSeahorse: "The lesson is never try."
Bugberry: @Despoiler98 Better Call Cawl
Dog_of_Myth:

dumbo3k: The bomb has been placed!
PharaohBender27: Sneaky sneaky!
jibkat: @Despoiler98 I think its recovered old tech no worries
jibkat: at least thats what the shipping manafest says wink wink
DigitalSeahorse:

Getter404: They actually *kind of* explained it in the Siege of Terra series
Despoiler98: 10,000 years
Bugberry: triple agents.
Despoiler98:
its all part of the PLAN 
Getter404: The TLDR is there were sleeper agent activation phrases for "support the Emperor" and "support Chaos" and BOTH were broadcast to different cells at random at the start of the Siege, seemingly at random
PharaohBender27: "Look, the orders were to stay in deep cover for 20 millenia"
Getter404: So the answer to "are they Loyal or Traitor?" is "Yes."
Bugberry: I think there is the possibility of an actual Alpha Legion model in the near future. There is at least something having to do with Alpharius' spear that got teased.
PharaohBender27: "And anyone who claims that it was 'months' and the ink got smudged is a HERETIC"
Getter404: @Bugberry IIRC there's some named Alpha Legionairre that's the protagonist of some novels RN? I forget
LoadingReadyRun:
it's like if a cop goes undercover with organized crime for 30 years and rises through the ranks until he *is* the boss, maybe he's gone a little too deep
Bugberry: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds like a Brooklyn 99 bit.
jibkat: But if your mole is the boss that means you get the best intel 🧠
Getter404: @Bugberry It was. Jason Mantzoukas' character
DigitalSeahorse: if Walter White became a cop
virgil82: Pimento!
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun that's literally Smokin' Aces movie
Getter404: Bold of you to assume they still have meat feet
kodalith: Also looks hella cool
KadmosTech: cyberlegs and thighs, available from Warhammer 40KFC
kodalith: @KadmosTech BOO!
DigitalSeahorse: Payless Shoes went under a long time ago
KadmosTech:
@kodalith 
virgil82: Leave it to the Mechanicus to solve a logistics issue about boots by replacing everyone's feet with bionics.
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Getter404: "Hold on... I have a gun!"
100viewbots: Rude, mean, cruel, ugly
LoadingReadyRun:
there are so many "notes" emotes 
PharaohBender27: Everybody takes notes!
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Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc:
440
e_bloc: crap I didn't study for the stun test
phoenixfeather14: @e_bloc well, it's okay. The rest of the class failed so they'll bell curve the results
DigitalSeahorse: we're all cramming with our note taking
LoadingReadyRun: it is interesting to see recurring memes in emotes. Most channels have a "heart" emote, most have a version of a "kappa" emote etc.
Mazrae: Hello all
e_bloc: I guess it's not a stun test if you know it's coming
PharaohBender27:
@LoadingReadyRun Most have a laughing emote, including LoadingReadyRun, now! 
Juliamon: moo
Getter404: Do not drink the delicious, tempting Paint Water.
e_bloc: putting the paint water in a container you shouldn't drink anyway seems smart
phoenixfeather14:
Do not taste the paint! 
Getter404: Factual, correct.
DrLigmaPhD: A man needs his wire
DigitalSeahorse:
and obviously detectives
LoadingReadyRun:
@e_bloc which is ironic. By definition, a lurker wouldn't usually be posting in chat 
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun exactly
e_bloc:
and then there is the rare 'butt' emote
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc It's the way the lurker provides evidence that they were actually lurking and not just absent entirely
e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 I just use it as shorthand for 'good conversation, gonna go star at civ on my main monitor for the next hour'
Getter404: @e_bloc So many lost to TOS bans, RIP Spongebob ripping his pants
DigitalSeahorse: just as something fell off my desk
DigitalSeahorse:
and wooo soft jazz 
seanmrwick: so silly question, today's stream is basically another painting stream for the minis, correct?
Getter404: Well there's also Teams that are Killing
PharaohBender27: @seanmrwick Only partially
seanmrwick: @PharaohBender27 ok, that actually helps
DigitalSeahorse: good thing the thing that fell was a box I recently bought that closes tightly keeping all those pens in there
kodalith: Alas early meeting for me. Time for bed
PharaohBender27: There's a game, and then a sort of side-painting thing going on
Getter404: Also a pile of wires (don't worry about it)
DigitalSeahorse: I could listen to this jazz all stream
PharaohBender27:

DigitalSeahorse:
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PharaohBender27:

Bugberry: this is the way
DigitalSeahorse: which way is which?
DigitalSeahorse: which witchy way is more witchy?
DigitalSeahorse:

IsSecretlyPaul: Ben show ghosts
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
DigitalSeahorse:
reverse
virgil82: it was all just a dream!
Lord_Hosk: So what we have learned today, is either Erika streams digging holes in minecraft, or digging holes in Max's minis
jibkat: hole digging is important work
DigitalSeahorse: I almost thought "Turing Point 3" was a discord ping
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DigitalSeahorse:
Well actually it IS a well! 
Dog_of_Myth: !hole
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
DigitalSeahorse: ACTUALLY
DigitalSeahorse: Just when I think of the pun, "I'm a fermata. Hold me."
LoadingReadyRun: Chaos Marine: "What's the point of this overcharge switch on my gun? Who would ever *not* overcharge?"
PharaohBender27:
@LoadingReadyRun 
Mazrae: Off topic but, has anyone else ever wait for a pot of water to boil and after a few minutes realize that never turn the burner its on actually on
Juliamon: frequently
Juliamon: I'm very good at refilling the kettle and forgetting to finish the process of "turning it on"
DigitalSeahorse: overcharge ≯ better charge
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Ooof
PharaohBender27: I feel that pain
KeytarCat: My kettle sometimes requires two taps to turn on so sometimes I don't get it on
jibkat: make a note; KeytarCat needs to be doubletapped
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Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
e_bloc: this path to damnation does not sound as safe as I first assumed
Lord_Hosk: damn! nation
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Lord_Hosk: He got his birthday forgotten about, and then you are going to shoot him in the head? how rude!
e_bloc: smart to deploy john cena
roastbeefsandwitch: clearly, Someone Set Us Up the Bomb. The question follows, did We Get Signal or Take Off Every Zig?
LoadingReadyRun: @roastbeefsandwitch A Zig sounds like some sort of Ork unit or maybe Tyranid?
roastbeefsandwitch: A Tyranid fighter-jet like form, I think.
roastbeefsandwitch: *sheds a tear for 25-year old memes*
PharaohBender27: @roastbeefsandwitch Oh, I get it now
PharaohBender27:
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phoenixfeather14: GG Max and Erika!
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Lysander_salamander:

LoadingReadyRun:
@roastbeefsandwitch
I would still put "Zero Wing Rhapsody" (a flash video of All your Base to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) as peak internet 
PharaohBender27:
Look, skull should be placed in the northwest - seems clear to me 
e_bloc: is this a roguelike
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun TIL
PharaohBender27:
Congratulations, Max! 
e_bloc: sounds like you should play more often
DigitalSeahorse:

DigitalSeahorse:

PharaohBender27: #BackInTheBox
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehe
e_bloc:
"adult wrestling" 
e_bloc: they are also in the box
DigitalSeahorse: it's on the back side
DigitalSeahorse: it's a tail!
EbDorian:
in my experience, toothpick-washing is best 
DigitalSeahorse:

Electrodyne: Yaaay
e_bloc: thursday morning is alright for fighting
e_bloc: I presume Ian has invented time travel
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DigitalSeahorse: sweet
e_bloc: appointment television
DigitalSeahorse: yay!
PharaohBender27: Stand against the devil!
e_bloc: might have to refresh myself on that one
e_bloc: whoa
DigitalSeahorse:
beeps and boops 
jibkat: 🦀
NotCainNorAbel:
500
I_Am_Clockwork: O7
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