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Marvoleath what about learnd, though? 
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definenull: yo this intro tho
kamkazi:
study time
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@dewrules235: First
@aceviru: IT'S HAPPENING
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@cobaltcharmer4040: where my math lads at
@IOuellette: This set doesn't cause any anxiety at all...
@dzsini: Hi everyone
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: What are these? Some kind of secrets of Srixhaven?
@jameswilson5038: I was only ever good at English what school is that
@dewrules235: I’m going to have to go back to school just to understand these cards
@jasonkorf7700: Road Trip 2 when
@chargingbadger867: so who do we think pulls the Japanese vampiric tutor?
@aceviru: buying school supplies and playing around with them rules. having to crunch studying sucks
@dewrules235: @chargingbadger867 Are they doing the Japanese prints again?
@chargingbadger867: yeah on the mystical archive sheet
@dewrules235: Nice
@Xalyn937: Yes but only in collector packs and jpn play boosters
@XenoX: Got my note pad and quill ready!
@dragonhunter1508: only in japanese packs or collectors for jp mystical archives
@aceviru: @jameswilson probably the bw one
@dewrules235: That’s how it was the first wasn’t it?
@pharmacistjudge: Good morning class.
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: Silverquill gang what’s up
@ShadowboyTyler: There is a giraffe card in this set (the GiraffaNat invitational card)
@aceviru: morning judge
@pharmacistjudge: If y'all have questions for your TA (judge) please feel free to @ me.
@aceprofessor7053: Quandrix!!
@KingOfDoma: Let's gooooooooooooo
@chargingbadger867: oh I didn't realize it's only collector boosters
@aceviru: o7
@jasonkorf7700: Here we go
@aceviru: LET'S GO
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@smargio: we starting
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Kentosaurus: wow intro
frnknstn: This intro is hot
TheWooglie:
wow GG on this intro 
Anubis169: that was amazing
MorganteMaggiore: wait, why is cameron folded in a cube?
neisan2112: Of course Ben was under the sandwhich lol
RockPusher:
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RockPusher: Oh some very good shirts today
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CHS_FutureGazer: But I'm in school now? (On prep period)
TheMrFraser: we stan the CBC!
kynelwynn: How many of those texts were lorum ipsom and how many hid easter eggs?
anhakha: That shirt. Woe.
anhakha: *wow
IbunWest:
Graham rocking the CBC shirt 
RockPusher: CBC and Mothman!
EmmaPartlow: 10/10 fashion today
GhostValv: oh hi
Stormgod519: Sup Judge Nelly!
djmikeysaxx: aahhhhh! PPR Time!!
loufghyslaufey: Not that school...!!
petey_vonwho: Mothman spotted!
BraveOthello: I love teh CBS shirt
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @rockpusher I mean, everything has to to exist is 4th dimensional spacetime
bytecaster: Many other people!
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eggjustin: Secrets of Shirthaven
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videogameprotagonist:
sallomon33: what a Prismari-styled shirt Graham's got lol
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@beardedkrillin welcome
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SanSanBlue: Rounds and Rounds
tryllebanjo: LIVE SEAL GAMEPLAY
flatluigi: i'm glad ben and graham found the colors that left kathleen's wardrobe
bytecaster: I am prepared!
Marvoleath: Kathleen on Witherbloom, color me shocked
arkham1981: I took the day off of work to watch this one.
Stormgod519: lol
Bugberry: Slacker
definenull: just vibin
sallomon33:
videogameprotagonist: Very prismary
SanSanBlue: I've given into working the weekend LOL so I'm in for this ride
RockPusher: Prota-G-nist
bakerydragon:
@sallomon33 I think it's merch from the CBC
LRRMTG_Judge: well known jock, Benjamin Ulmer - Pywo
Pharmacistjudge: Graham is a prep
Garbage_Collectr: @arkham1981 im just watching during work lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: The Breakfast Scythecat Club
TheLadyMakai: loving the shirt Graham!
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Stormgod519: ah I wonder what campus G picked...
TalpTheScot: prismari stark
Sealtest: when cbc was good
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HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY 
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RockPusher: ooooer
flatluigi: gasp
TalpTheScot: oooh
1QUIZ1: Awesome!
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
feelingfroggo: yooooooooooooo
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dragonofnivix: Hell yeah
kamkazi: lets goooo
sallomon33: OOOOOH
CartoonTattoo: heck yeah
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Sealing League's baaaaack
TS_Terrapin: Wooo!
lightfut: Sealed league returns! Woo!
bakerydragon: ooh!
JinaMahavira:
TalpTheScot: this was fun when they did it with FF
ExachixKitsune: Sleague
freshmaker__: Hell yeah! Love a league!
justalog96: Woo!!!
GhostValv: neat!
SanSanBlue: Hell Yea
Strebenherz:
ParaBellumInk: Yes, more sealed league!
KorrenTheNinth: Love that this set is what we get another league for!
Mr_Horrible: a whole sealed semester
pipshardfour: love it
Terminal423: I'm so glad there's more sealed league. LOVED the FF league last year
bradleyrose:
TalpTheScot: organised fun
Jon_CoffeeRobot: James: mandated fun this evening
owangel1: Yes, loved the FF sealed league so this will be fun as well
ExachixKitsune: Sealed Final Exam
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hi chat, hi @LoadingReadyRun ! what'd miss so far?
Stormgod519: "Sealed Semester" lol love it
jiantwitch: a sealed fate.
GLHFMagic: Hello fellow doinks
Flyingdelorion: It will be a League of Legends of Loadingreadyrun!
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth just saying hello
flatluigi: yesss, pool opening video
definenull: heck yeah another sealed pool opening video
Stormgod519: I wanna see cracking cards
Stormgod519: pls
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Sealed League announce, and reminder to sign up to your own LGS prerelease if you haven't
markekv: opening rection again?
SanSanBlue: Doink reporting in
markekv: let's go
insanecat6mtg: I'm currently torn between choosing Witherbloom or Silverquill. Do I go with my IRL major, or my MTG preference?
fcloud: @graham fyi you may need to adjust the vertical hold on your shirt
coachNelly: good luck high five!
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TXC2: judgement time!
Flyingdelorion: Also hello everyone!
keyforgealchemist: Rules? Who ends up on double secret probation for breaking rules?
meddlingmage_: jaws shot
TXC2: hello GLHFMagic welcome
definenull: oh no pop quiz?
RockPusher:
GLHFMagic ohai 
Invitare: Thanks Graham. Thraham
TalpTheScot: everyone do the quiz on the social link to see which collage you are
SanSanBlue: UHG I cannot decide between lorehold and silverquill
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meddlingmage_:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: [Serge and Nelson posed like the Secret Rendezvous art]
gaigely: question does prepared trigger magecraft???
Wolfstrike_NL: Wait a moment, are we Learning now?
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hello GLHFMagic!
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Marvoleath: The famous Orzhov mage, Ral Zarek himself? D:
Stormgod519: @gaigely yes
IdiotPigBoy: that test otter be tough
flyntc0le: Im pick b on every answer
LRRMTG_Judge:
when you cast the prepared spell, yes.
Stormgod519: well, casting the prepared spell does
Invitare: Be Prepared
kynelwynn: Why are all the Cats clerics in this set?!
SanSanBlue: Wow I didn't realize this is how it worked
DeM0nFiRe: Is this the first time a non-physical object can exist in exile?
ProcyonFlynn: Puns about "you are not prepared" are incoming
Marvoleath:
Over/under on Wheeler using actual Ancestral Recall to represent the copy?
niccus: huh!
Stormgod519: @DeM0nFiRe I think so?
mrjujubeans: prepare to be prepared!
SanSanBlue: Would it trigger "cast from exile" effects then?
TalpTheScot: according to the quiz im a Quandrix
TXC2:
bus Panharmonicon 
Strebenherz:
"sorry panharmonicon enjoyers"
Stormgod519: @TXC2 true
@caucaia123456: Catching live!
@Xalyn937: amazing intro!
@caucaia123456: This intro Rocks
@dewrules235: That was pretty slick
@XenoX: Awesome as always
@smargio: fancy
@wakepacket: @pharmacistjudge ✋ may I go to the bathroom?
@jameswilson5038: yeah the one I finally get to watch live and they won't do any giveaways
@jasonkorf7700: Entrance was amazing
@ShadowboyTyler: When do we get that book as LRR merch?
@pharmacistjudge: yes you may
@chargingbadger867: I wonder if anyone pulled an Armageddon
@wakepacket: CBC Shirt!!!!
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: Thank You For Having Me It’s Great To Be Here
@Gamehen9: Such bold print shirts. Nice.
@rabidkittens8156: Damn that shirt!!!!
@alexfrank594: haven't looked at any of the spoilers. Did they figure out how to do math magic better this time?
@aceviru: also hi Paul. ty for the secret chat stream:p
@ShadowboyTyler: I wonder if anyone pulled Angel's Grace and Ad Nauseum together
@wavesofbabies: THE CBC SHIRT IS FIRE
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: I wonder what John Carpenter book Adam’s reading this week
@aceviru: @alexfrank depends. how much math do you want. because there's math.
@alexfrank594: I want more than "square stats"
@KingOfDoma: Prismari definitely has backstage kids in it.
@alexfrank594: which is all we got last time
@Jul487: Witherboom For Live and Death
@pharmacistjudge: Graham, sorry, but you're a prep.
@jasonkorf7700: Witherbloom, Prismari, Lorehold confirmed
@chargingbadger867: @alexfrank there's a card that draws 2^x cards
@CallMeRyline: @alexfrank594 I mean mathemagics is a card now. Draw 2^X cards
@robotbones3647: Today is not enough... The bond family motto
@KingOfDoma: I just realized something - are there any more Strixes in Strixhaven? There was only one in STX...
@CallMeRyline: @chargingbadger867 My brainwaves! xD
@aceprofessor7053: league! so excited for that
@wavesofbabies: oh hell yeah non-UB sealed league!
@alexfrank594: @robotbones3647 *The world is not enough
@dzsini: like the ff one?
@robotbones3647: Thats the joke.jpeg
@XenoX: Yeah! Sealed pools!
@chargingbadger867: I saw that there's a card with Grandeur apparently
@XavierGrim: Is that a new Judge shirt from Nelson?
@XavierGrim: Oh wait, these are cast from Exile? Prosper cooking after this release.
@aceviru: time to prepare for chat to not be prepared
EmmaPartlow:
Thank you Judge Serge and Nelly!
mrjujubeans: this drinking game is going to kill me
Invitare: "prepared" has now lost all meaning
AllTheWeasels: Judge, for the purposes for cards that care about cards in exile, is the copy of a prepared spell in exile a card? Example: Ulamog the Defiler. I assume no?
niccus: hitting semantic satiation fast with prepare
definenull: ah so prepared spells will trigger "cast from exile" effects
Ratosai: I don't think Prepare is a word anymore
Stormgod519: and its many iterations that they KEEP PRINTING...
LRRMTG_Judge: non-physical objects have existed in exile before. it's the first time it sticks around.
RatherLargeToad: sounds Epic
Stormgod519: Epic Callback... literally
thedepthandbreadthofseth watched 3 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
ooo, I am streaking!
Mr_Horrible: "We made Epic not dookie, and it's pretty cool"
flatluigi: paradigm is so cool
LRRMTG_Judge:
while in exile the prepared spell is still *NOT* a card.
LRRMTG_Judge: @SanSanBlue As long as it's not referring to a "card" being cast from exile, yes. You are casting the copy of the prepared spell from exile - Natedogg
TheLadyMakai: Paradigm is insane!!
wiigamer1995: no play on epic 🙁
TalpTheScot: time to run back the rankings on TTC
Bugberry: @kynelwynn most cats are White, and Cleric is the most common White spellcasting type.
Darksualc: better than epic
TXC2: actual factual fixed Epic
flatluigi: oh that's cool
AllTheWeasels:
@LRRMTG_Judge Thanks Pharma judge
kynelwynn: There are White Wizards though!
iris_of_ether: I do like weird little guys
SanSanBlue: Paradigm was created specifically to spite Nelly and Wheeler after the ranking episodes
LRRMTG_Judge: Phyrexian processors cards look for cards, so prepared spells don't count.
sallomon33: what if big make more big
ExachixKitsune: I love all the exile things so far in Strixhaven, it's like they're putting things in detention
Mr_Horrible:
calling increment 
from the jump
tsp397: I am a weird little Quandrix guy
Jon_CoffeeRobot: like Evolve but looks at CMC
TheLadyMakai: kiddo is excited for Quandrix, "Big Math guys!"
Stormgod519: it checks twice
sallomon33: @Jon_CoffeeRobot no, looks on mana spells, so no freecasting triggering it
Alex_Frostfire: Good old intervening if.
LRRMTG_Judge:
Be careful about triggers. prepared spells are spells cast from exile, wo it will trigger firelord zuko. but they are not cards played from exile, so they will not trigger prosper.
fcloud: forecast calling for increment, whether or not you want it
LRRMTG_Judge: intervening if triggers are important - Ku
sallomon33: @sallomon33 *mana spent
Jon_CoffeeRobot: thanks
Stormgod519: heroic!
meddlingmage_: clash as a silverquill mechanic when
definenull: oh so that's how you pronounce repartee \gen
Rumelis: ah, Heroic Crimes
gaigely: what the meaning of repartee actually?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: [[Indicate]]
sallomon33: @sallomon33 triggers on any type of spell though!
TXC2: Stormgod519 even better, counts when you target opp's cards
accountmadeforants: Oh hey it's Flashback but Flashback
ProcyonFlynn: #NotNecromancy
TalpTheScot: cool to see a non mana flashback cost
SanSanBlue: OK is it "repar-tay" or "repar-tee" or both/doesn't matter?
fcloud: repartee => re-party => party again (webste's) (oed) (fake) (not real)
Stormgod519: @TXC2 true but also yeah it just works so well with heroic style builds
flatluigi: i love that lorehold gets the only returning mechanic
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razorswift:
@accountmadeforants So kicker from the graveyard?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: actual literal flashback
TXC2: SanSanBlue the first one, it's a French word
mrjujubeans: cheap flashback! yay!
wiigamer1995: leaves the stack otherwise
kynelwynn: !card Flashback
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: "Repartee is conversation that consists of quick, witty comments and replies."
fcloud: repartee has a quantum pronunciation, in that whichever option you choose, you're always wrong
sallomon33: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I mean it's a deciduous mechanic nowadays, so it makes sense they use it as a main mechanic, especially since it fits Lorehold so well
accountmadeforants: Ooh neat lands
Stormgod519: you also can't create gold or pink mana...
Wiliart: Colorless, and not colourless?
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niccus: one day... seven colors...
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Stormgod519: @Wiliart why of course
Bugberry: @razorswift A flashback cots can be different than the mana cost, and you can get them into the graveyard without having cast them first.
sallomon33: @fcloud yeah damn you French why is the ee pronounced this way
EvilBadman: @Wiliart Magic is a US game
NojhLivic: Yesh that's a lot of complex mechanics
TXC2:
what has Mica been reading to get them arms?
SanSanBlue: @TXC2 I thought the French version would actually be the latter, like "repar-tie" like "sortie"
CrossXhunteR: axed
coachNelly: whoops guess we spelled that wrong
niccus: definitely second-year difficulty
Stormgod519: thanks judges
Kivipaperisakset: I miss the synced "thanks"
Stormgod519: ayyyy
Mr_Horrible:
excellent as always, Serge & Nelly
meddlingmage_: woop woop!
Stormgod519: crack those packs!
LithelyUnshod: @sallomon33 The first e has an accent, and the second e is silent, usually because the word is feminine
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Flyingdelorion: Thanks Serge and Nelson!
fanofmosteverything9: @Stormgod519 Thudges
Stormgod519: wait do we get to see everyone?
TXC2: SanSanBlue the Directric on the first e changes it
flatluigi: adam!
Stormgod519: YAY!!! we get to see all the pools
fcloud:
i'm not R.E.L.-AXED enough for this 
TheLadyMakai: thanks as always Judges!
RockPusher:
Marvoleath: @Kivipaperisakset Yea, it felt like missing a step
The_Color_Twelve: shocking
Stormgod519: lol of course Kathleen
Mangledpixel:
coachNelly there was a typo on one of the previous slides too, I guess a second pass is in order
flatluigi: math is for savidans
TXC2: !relaxed
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kynelwynn: Adam + Math = win
GasCityGaming: Adam!
MorganteMaggiore: why prismari? because izzet
definenull: adam and math, perfect combo \lh
Jon_CoffeeRobot: so glad the unboxing videos have been re-instated, even though the gameplay is good, the opening is the most joyous part for me
accountmadeforants: Bound to contain at least some number of Simic Uncommons
Stormgod519:
@TXC2
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fanofmosteverything9: Reese's Quandrix Slaw Cups
81ackR0se: @sallomon33 It's the é that causes that pronouciation
videogameprotagonist:
definenull: WHEELER
Stormgod519: WHEELER!
flatluigi: love you wheeler
funguslore:
Diabore: WHEELER
TXC2: turns out Adam does maths before 11, Unlike Serge
meddlingmage_: monkaS
CrossXhunteR: where wifeguy
loufghyslaufey: OOH, Kathleen sol-read thr Chat!!
iris_of_ether: Omg
yofl: lmao
GedankenPalast_:
Ahh yes wheeler
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how Magic: The Gathering?
Orxolon: hahaaahha
Strebenherz: Pfffft the bleeps
MrSarkhan:
Bugberry: Witherbloom are the goth stoners
loufghyslaufey: *the
neisan2112: Sounds about rifht Wheeler
mrjujubeans: I feel like those weren’t actual curses
Marvoleath: oh, Kathleen not actually Witherbloom
TheLadyMakai: whoever called wheeler picking witherbloom
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
Commodore_Perry_GG: There's a time and place for everything and it's called college
lightfut: Slokk returns!
@Jul487: Live and Death because life point don't matter when your in witherboom.
@Gamehen9: Wait, so now there's Sorcery cards that act like Enchantments? Huh. Nifty.
@dewrules235: Cam gets to Increment the dude!
@alexfrank594: paradigm feels like "fixed" epic
@XavierGrim: that's what it looks like, yea
@jameswilson5038: I was just thinking of fixed epic
@chargingbadger867: wait so if you cast multiple different paradigm cards do you copy both of them every turn?
@XavierGrim: yea
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: Yes
@chargingbadger867: cool
@chargingbadger867: so far my favorite name on a card this time is Slumbering Trudge
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: If I see a single rules mistake I WILL be writing a nine-paragraph Reddit post
@aceviru: please students, be seated
@FlairanFire: Wish my store let us choose its random select, hoping for Silverquill though!
@pharmacistjudge: paradigm looks at the name of the card. so you get each one
@XavierGrim: I can't decide if I want to build a Prismari or Silverquill deck because those effects are both so fun for a commander
@Gamehen9: Bummed the Bundles got delayed. Might have to give in to the temptation to buy a Pre-Release if my location has any unspoken for.
@XenoX: Wheeler? lol
@wavesofbabies: THE PHYREXIAN MANA CENSOR
gaigely: NO LOREHOLD?
bytecaster: lorge spells
Stormgod519: @Marvoleath nah, 100% silverquill
SanSanBlue: Graham? Theater Kid? No.....
gaigely: where the love for them
NorfDakoda: Wheeler had to pick witherbloom
NorfDakoda: that's where his wife is
Stormgod519: this one is fun
Mr_Horrible: oh I'm sure someone is @gaigely just maybe not in the opening video
Grimmbourne: Can't wait to see Breezy Beefs deck
Stormgod519: oh right this thing
Jon_CoffeeRobot: aw man Loot's in this set?
youcantlistentobuttons: Are they collated wrong?!
flatluigi: yeah, there's other people here today that probably are in lorehold
fanofmosteverything9: Lute-brary of Alexandria.
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RockPusher: That lute, so resonant
meddlingmage_: loa!
definenull: library of plink plonk
kynelwynn: Plink plonk? Gwyn!
Marvoleath: @Stormgod519 But bog witch! Although it does make sense
Debatra: Lute of Alexandria
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kamkazi: banger cat
gaigely: CAT
meddlingmage_: holy PEAK
fcloud: i "tapped the lute" once in college and i couldnt get out of bed for a week
BrowneePointz: Library of Asking Alexandria
A_Dub888: Plinkplonk of Alexandria
Stormgod519: Kathleen got the swords!
MorganteMaggiore: correct reaction
Andymonium: new octave discovered
LRRMTG_Judge: Technically, I was a theatre kid - I was more into the technical side than the acting side (acting is scary) - Natedogg
videogameprotagonist: It's a good day to be Kathleen or a Kathleen fan
drmabosstiff: SWORDS TO PLOWSHARES?!
EmmaPartlow: Swords to Meowhsares.
insanecat6mtg: I think Ulmer will end up being Lorehold.
LSRubin:
Izzet gets Library of Alexandria + Mana Reflection on a 4-mana artifact, this will be fine and normal in Standard
TalpTheScot: thats how id react
definenull: insert alter of baxter
niccus: yeah that's probably correct response for first card
Stormgod519: notably, you can make the token still if you want
MorganteMaggiore: i can, and i will thanks
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fanofmosteverything9: @EmmaPartlow (golf clap)
TXC2: drmabosstiff yes, but easy on the all caps please
Mr_Horrible: notably the only emeritus that can only prepare once, afaik
Jon_CoffeeRobot: everyone pointing at the cat: That's me, I also cast that spell
Stormgod519: lol that prepare spell is pretty good
Bugberry: @Stormgod519 making the token isn't optional though
thedepthandbreadthofseth: If you smoked cloves in college, were you silverquill or witherbloom?
Orxolon: nais
Stormgod519: @Bugberry I know
EvilBadman: @youcantlistentobuttons it's the college seeded pack, so prob rares front
definenull: NICE
gaigely: OO
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flatluigi: yooo
meddlingmage_:
TotalHell: lmao Wheeler
niccus: well.
Sage0fMadness: Sweeeeet
cattleprodlynn: Ooh, I'm late to the prerecorded bit.
RaptieFeathers: WIFE
Stormgod519: LOL I was gonna brew this
Terminal423: dang Wheeler
videogameprotagonist: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Wb for sure
GedankenPalast_: yooo, nice pull
Grimmbourne: Breezy Beef!!!
MorganteMaggiore: of course that's ben promo
EmmaPartlow: If only Sprout Swarm was in the set /s
Dmc3628: Sprout swarm combo
A_Dub888:
I thought reanimation was White/Black!
gaigely: what
flatluigi:
@EmmaPartlow awaken the woods is on the archive sheet
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Bugberry: Crab!
kamkazi: now all wheeler needs is to open sprout swarm (and settle the wreckage) in the bonus sheet
Stormgod519: Green be reanimating since 1993
cephalopodracing: Imagine if these has promo stamps or something
Sage0fMadness: Tidecaller in limited phew
definenull: huh, so the promo rare is not necessarily the college
Stormgod519: lol that's funny
Marvoleath:
That1GuyBen: oh god serge opened hedron crab but for spells
LRRMTG_Judge: @A_Dub888 tertiary in Green , iirc - Ku
Bugberry: Serge gets a rare Hedron Crab
Stormgod519: oh wait, different art boosters
funguslore: Rip lorehold
definenull: pfft wheeler
CartoonTattoo: oh they brought back multiple differrent packagings on packs!
SanSanBlue: Maybe it's like (1) random promo + (1) school promo rare?
gaigely: also i love how they have different colour and character for the packs
Stormgod519: lol, time to reanimate a witherbloom
definenull: wheeler's pool is cracked
GedankenPalast_: of course you do
gaigely: reminiscing of the old set
Orxolon: weelll,wheeler is busted
RockPusher: ah
TXC2: scorge of brawl Reanimate
Stormgod519: ah
kynelwynn: ah
Diabore: ah
A_Dub888: a
flatluigi: a
fanofmosteverything9: A H
therepoman__: a
definenull: A
niccus: ah
Orxolon: a
Andymonium: i love how the prepared spells is like its own better bonus sheet
Mr_Horrible:
this ogre is half a point
Jon_CoffeeRobot: feels good?
AugmentingPath: a
Terminal423: a
iris_of_ether: a
Sage0fMadness: Green is great at Regrowth lol
kamkazi: peanut butter baby reference HUGE
drmabosstiff: AH
fcloud: "a" -- ben "gura" wheeler
GhostValv:
cephalopodracing: Surskit say: a
CartoonTattoo: ajani didn't die after being compleated?
LoadingReadyRun:
FYI, the sealed kit opening is subset of the players, all the colleges will be represented by players today
fanofmosteverything9: Defending thembos is a reflex for Ajani.
TruPhantomAngel: oh, he’s Kirol’s academic advisor!
TXC2: Ajani: Is cat, will travel
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @CartoonTattoo he got better
Diabore: @CartoonTattoo nope, he even kept his spark
meddlingmage_: somehow, ajani returned
Alex_Frostfire: Abby!
RockPusher: birdbard
BrowneePointz: big buff deaf owl lady!
imweasel09: @CartoonTattoo karn gave up his spark to decompleat some people i think
Mr_Horrible: Ajani chopping logs at a cabin as a helicopter comes down
flatluigi: love abigale
RaptieFeathers: OTHER WIFE
Stormgod519: that would trigger heroic, yeah...
Diabore: ABI!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Bird Bard
BrowneePointz: we love Abigale
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flatluigi: BAH
Stormgod519: oh boy
Bugberry: @A_Dub888 Green has had several "cast from graveyard" effects over the years. Also, self-mill then put onto the battlefield from those is just like top of library onto battlefield.
TruPhantomAngel: As do I Kathleen, as do I. lol
MorganteMaggiore: target? yes
Marvoleath: @SanSanBlue article says only 1 Traditional foil promo card
Stormgod519: 2-mana draw 2, discard 1
fanofmosteverything9: Imagine being so bad the dragon who invented art yells at you personally.
gaigely: OH
Stormgod519: oh right this wrath
SanSanBlue: Huh
Strebenherz: WELL THEN
Kentosaurus: woah
drmabosstiff: Well then!
CaptainSpam: One thing I wasn't clear about from the judge video: If a creature's prepared spell is cast, can that creature become prepared again later, able to cast another copy of it?
Terminal423: That's a new WB wrath
The_Color_Twelve:
LithelyUnshod: @CartoonTattoo I believe anti-poison lady died to save his life
Terminal423: neat*
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gaigely: attack with one pest damnation
MorganteMaggiore: well damn-ation
BrowneePointz: @CaptainSpam yes
razorswift: CRAB
fanofmosteverything9: Fractal Crab!
Stormgod519: try that again?
Stormgod519:
EmmaPartlow: CRAB
Mangledpixel: frab!
funguslore: Crab
Invitare: fractal??
ProcyonFlynn:
CaptainSpam: @BrowneePointz Gotcha, thanks.
drmabosstiff: Crab!
That1GuyBen: carcinization comes even for the fractals
thaneofstuff: Crab
TXC2: can't wait to have a creature servive the infused version of the wipe when it would have did
A_Dub888: Fractrab
Strebenherz: PFT
accountmadeforants: Even fractals are subject to carcinization
Kentosaurus:
pineapple crab
LRRMTG_Judge: @CaptainSpam Yep! There are a number of creatures that can become prepared repeatedly. - Squirrel
CartoonTattoo: time for crab
Stormgod519: jesus wheeler
GhostValv:
definenull: KYOOB
LSRubin: do they all live in Texas?
fanofmosteverything9: Bee cubed
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Fractual Crab
RockPusher: Fractal Crab is a heck of a type line
munocard: BEEEES
drmabosstiff: There are bees?
Stormgod519: B Cube
Terminal423: C U B E
fcloud:
i didnt know "fractal" was a creature type 
meddlingmage_: qboid
TalpTheScot: flamble cube
Jethrain: A cubee?
Tom_Bruise: oh no, not the minecraft bees
imweasel09: bube
AugmentingPath: !card cuboid colony
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LRRMTG_Judge: @fcloud From the Fractal tokens on the previous Strixhaven set! - Squirrel
Mangledpixel: bad students get thrown in the bee cube
LithelyUnshod: @fcloud They were Quandrix's tokens in the first set
Stormgod519: hehehehehe
drmabosstiff: Relatable!
fcloud:
ty @LRRMTG_Judge 
BrowneePointz: Non Perfect Lorwyn Elves have amazing survival instincts
TXC2: I put the Pro into procastinate
That1GuyBen: ow
razorswift: so relatable
funguslore:
EmmaPartlow: me too frog, me too
AniLunchbox:
borg cube bees 
Strebenherz: TOO REAL
control_rig: Relatable
Mr_Horrible: it's me, I'm the frog
fanofmosteverything9: Also feeling very attacked.
The_Color_Twelve: called out
vigilanteheatengineer: I feel attacked
Stormgod519: ouch
foolish_s4mwise: being attacked is part of magic, G
RatherLargeToad:
meddlingmage_:
A_Dub888: “I may have made a horrible mistake” - Lluwen probably
Stormgod519: FROG
bytecaster: I'm procrastinating right now!
imweasel09: me too graham
RockPusher:
\ /
Kentosaurus: it me
kynelwynn: That frog shows up in other art too
fanofmosteverything9: Hi, Grist
flatluigi: beautiful feed the swarm
Dmc3628: that and Social Snub are the psychological damage cards
Stormgod519: Grist
drmabosstiff: Feed the swarm!
meddlingmage_: bombin uncommon
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Listen. If you're playing Magic, you *are* here to be attacked
doubleo21: God that card hurts
EmmaPartlow: They look like Tyranids from WH40K
TruPhantomAngel: That maybe me know with a few projects Graham. XD
Terminal423: That feed the swarm art is amazing
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Kathleen: oh yeah rules text
Stormgod519: classic Kathleen
Stormgod519: LOL
therepoman__: AAAAAA
Andymonium: XD
gaigely: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
TXC2: EmmaPartlow right?
Stormgod519: yes please
accountmadeforants:
GLHFMagic: HAHAHHAHAA
drmabosstiff: Giant Growth!
Mr_Horrible: :V
iris_of_ether: Aaaaaa
funguslore:
GhostValv: hahah
definenull:
Orxolon: hahahaahaaah
jadielady:
fanofmosteverything9: Yelling squirrel!
ErrorCode404: AAAAAAAA
Dmc3628: get the Coolio
Spooky_Noises: ah
definenull: oh no
g0blinslide: Aaaaaaaaaaa
TruPhantomAngel: Nice
Stormgod519: oh hey
Diabore: storm
BrowneePointz: the big Lad!
Taycott: Okay this is fun
meddlingmage_:
Stormgod519: 2 of the dragons so faar
iris_of_ether: I kind of need that Giant Growth printing
Andymonium: oh NO
Stormgod519:
@Diabore wassup?
Ard_Rhys: we storming
razorswift: Oh nooo
gaigely: WE CAN BUILD A STORM DECK - Jer
RaptieFeathers: He's a cutie
ErrorCode404: Hhhehehe
@wavesofbabies: SO GOOD
@aceviru: No it's the lute of Alexandria
@XavierGrim: It's playing Pling Pling Plong
@XenoX: OH
@XavierGrim: Crying in the Kiln right now
@aceviru: I saw that bear and nearly jumped out of my skin
@CallMeRyline: Oh my
@iamtheV0RTEX: now that is a pull
@XenoX: John Q Witherbloom right there
@aceviru: Lol Serge
accountmadeforants: Weeeeeee
@SpencerPowell celebrates 61 months of membership
@aceviru: :face-purple-wide-eyes:
@XavierGrim: Serge, perpetual Mill, Yeager
@chargingbadger867: wheeler's pool is stacked
@JonHerzogArtist: that "Ten!?" from Serge is up there with Adam's "Each!?"
@Xalyn937: is that card pointed too?
@IOuellette: I love prepared
@Xalyn937: bant blink got some new toys
@aceviru: "Until you're 99"
@aceviru: Deadpool to Ajani
@Gamehen9: The lumarets are cool.
@lyrathemuse: crab!!
@Gamehen9: Cube. of. BEEES!
@XavierGrim: Bee Squared
@Gamehen9: :D
@WhereThighs: Set seems quite cool, from this cross-section.
@XavierGrim: Grist showing up in flavor text
@lyrathemuse: BEEG
@XenoX: LMAO
@CallMeRyline: OH
@CallMeRyline: Two of the dargons
meddlingmage_:
That1GuyBen: that's the laugh of a man who has nefarious intentions
Jon_CoffeeRobot: they've been winking when they mention prerelease kits, wonder how many got their dragon
Alex_Frostfire: Proper way to play storm. XD
flatluigi: really cool card
drmabosstiff: Geez!
fanofmosteverything9: Old man yells at retcons
LSRubin: gonna be so hard to not sing "You're the Inspiration" whenever Prismari hits the table
TXC2: with reach....for some reason
RatherLargeToad: yip yip
TruPhantomAngel: Please everyone, manifest me getting my dragon founder.
Invitare: I like the number 10
Marvoleath: 0 mana 7/7?!
Stormgod519: @TXC2 well, of course...
Mr_Horrible: sure is
That1GuyBen: @TXC2 reach being tall
BrowneePointz: it is!
Stormgod519: it is yes
TheLadyMakai: it is!
TruPhantomAngel: Yes
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TXC2 it has about eight arms, it'd better have reach
definenull: they were dormmates!
fcloud: i think they're about to "rendezvous" iykwim
DeM0nFiRe:
gaigely: yuriful
ErrorCode404: just roommates
KhazzyB: it looks so much like Tappy and Olivia
The_Color_Twelve:
EmmaPartlow: It is Olivia and Tappy, change my mind.
BrowneePointz: and there’s a new gay couple on a Prismari card!
TruPhantomAngel: It’s Tappy and Olivia, clearly. lol
Stormgod519: new Jadzi!!!
fanofmosteverything9: X _tokens!?_
kaareendrup: Incredible vorthos energy
razorswift: find the x
jiujitsumike: anyone get the ancestral recall card?
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, I misread that at first.
Stormgod519: lol
Diabore: @jiujitsumike doesnt look like it
flatluigi: not everyone playing today is on camera for this video
therepoman__: REAL
Stormgod519: cya Wheeler
GhostValv: o7
Strebenherz: PFT
jiujitsumike: missed the start so thanks for the heads up
ErrorCode404: o7
Orxolon: haahahahahah
Stormgod519: oh dang
Stormgod519: no green lol
EvilBadman: Surprised we didn't see more of the archive cards
BrowneePointz: I see no Emeriti no
Garbage_Collectr: any frog butler level mana dorks in this set?
thanzo: lol
TXC2:
loser, I did all 5 years and still failed like a real dumbass
CartoonTattoo: someone bet on wheeler doing thee color, good for them
Stormgod519: Wheeler...
CrossXhunteR: Czech pile?
markekv: wheeler...
Invitare: 5 colours are the best colorus
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Garbage_Collectr There's an Incubation Druid.
LithelyUnshod: @Garbage_Collectr Yep! It's a salmander
Stormgod519: exactly Adam
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 5 color good stuff
Stormgod519: just giant growth into berserk
Mr_Horrible:
fanofmosteverything9: Kathleen would make an excellent scornmage, yes.
anonarat: Ahh Adam
Stormgod519: kills a person
Terminal423: That's a mood Graham
Kivipaperisakset: "sometimes the classics will always work"
Orxolon: no G,don't die!
Stormgod519: AAH
petey_vonwho: Kathleen is such a goblin when deckbuilding and it's wonderful
Stormgod519: I like Lorehold
DNAli3n: Graham is gonna kill someone. it might be himself, but still
RockPusher: Mothman in the centre seat!
Stormgod519: I might go Lorehold
A_Dub888: Lorehold has become opened
Gwentian: I wanna see Graham storm off also DAUM that that's a sweet shirt graham
Jon_CoffeeRobot: This Ulmer enters prepared.
funguslore: Ok ok ok
Stormgod519: Im still not sure what Campus I wanna do
ParaBellumInk: Lorehold so good
gaigely: ok
TheBorzoi: I'm late. Did anyone go for Witherbloom?
Garbage_Collectr:
@LithelyUnshod it only adds green 
TXC2: so Cori is in Lorehold then ?
Marvoleath: @IaCthulhuFthagn Kinda, there is a Noxious Newt
AdamYMHMI: SO many friends
definenull: I wonder who went lorehold amongst the crew
jiujitsumike: who are the guests ?
Bugberry: Hopefully non-aggro Lorehold is viable in this set.
Wolfstrike_NL: Cori did mention so yesterday yes
neisan2112: Think Cori said she opened Lorehold yesterday
EvilBadman:
@TheBorzoi who do you think
Darleysam: oh, hey, that's a cool and appropriately-timed shirt Ben's wearing!
Stormgod519: @TXC2 that or Ben memeing
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Redundacy: Were there mystical archives cards in the seeded packs?
LSRubin: @TheBorzoi Wheeler did
fcloud: personally im not a fan of the shirt, its chromatically aggressive. but then again im not canadian
glitched_goddess: love that mothman shirt
Stormgod519: thanks Paul
TXC2: jiujitsumike all LRR this time
TheBorzoi:
@EvilBadman 
MorganteMaggiore: will it be today the day when lrr find a numbered card?
TXC2: Stormgod519 true
Stormgod519: ayyyy
LRRbot: Pick Your Poison [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice. / • Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. / • Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.
jiujitsumike: @TXC2 thanks
Cartographers_Ink: Picked up Omens of Chaos this morning!!!
Stormgod519: Wheeler summoned
fanofmosteverything9: Bunnies and berries!
LRRbot: Hop to It [2W] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 🐰
glumpyblacksheep: Hawk Tuah in foil nice
gaigely: BUNNIES
EmmaPartlow: bnunny
NarfBlinko: 2 U SOA and 1 R/M SOA in collector boosters
munocard: Japanese art has persimmons!
A_Dub888: Hop tua
Stormgod519: @glumpyblacksheep no. bad!
fcloud: thats a super cute rabbit card
flatluigi: this card is so cool
Marvoleath:
@fcloud Yea, Canadians do have a different color vision spectrum 
glumpyblacksheep: @Stormgod519 *hissssss*
videogameprotagonist:
appreciated as usual
AniLunchbox: such great animal art
flatluigi: !card cauldron of essence
LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Stormgod519: oh right this thing
Derekwillis: All the uncommons are standard legal spells. Well, almost all of them.
RatherLargeToad: Seeing cards printed since the first Strxhaven set appearing in the Mystical Archive feels very funny, but appropriate
LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Stormgod519: let's rotate the graveyard
RatherLargeToad: Another Cauldron. those have never caused problems
fanofmosteverything9: Zimone's puppy!
Stormgod519: oh I forgot, the dog
LRRbot: Primo, the Unbounded [XGGU] | Legendary Creature — Fractal Wolf [0/0] | Trample / Primo enters with twice X +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more creatures you control with base power 0 deal combat damage to a player, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the damage dealt.
EmmaPartlow: pointy dog
definenull: math wolf!
flatluigi: good doggy
BrowneePointz: Zimone dog
Jethrain: oh that's a good dog
multeyemeteor: Recurring Nightmares at grandmas
Stormgod519: this dog is so cool
Wolfstrike_NL: Oooooo fancy
CartoonTattoo: good boy
TXC2:
WotC contuining to read the room re: supiror spiderman
Pharmacistjudge: that cauldron gives me nightmares....recurring ones.
Orxolon: doge
TXC2: *to not read
UnknownFriday: But where's Epico?
TruPhantomAngel: It’s Tappy’s new doggo. XD
RatherLargeToad: Inside you there are X wolves…
fanofmosteverything9: Fractal fractals
A_Dub888: If there’s a Primo, Is there an Epico
Stormgod519: ayyyy
LRRbot: Joined Researchers // Secret Rendezvous | Joined Researchers [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Wizard [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent has more cards in hand than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
Stormgod519: they are
flatluigi: they are
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videogameprotagonist:
@RatherLargeToad 
TriforceDrummer: It's also just Tappy and Olivia
TruPhantomAngel: I’m not sure Ben…maybe…
Stormgod519: @TriforceDrummer LOL true
Marvoleath: They are!
MorganteMaggiore: oh my god they were research mates
fcloud: true to form, kathleen turned it into a whole narrative
Stormgod519: oh can we see
A_Dub888: @TriforceDrummer #Oliviappy
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: culling ritual
definenull: yep
TruPhantomAngel: I love how anyone who knows them tagged them in that artwork.
kynelwynn: cuh ling!
NarfBlinko: 2% hit!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that Primo would synergize really well with Earthbending
fanofmosteverything9: It is the only BG card in the Archive, yes.
Stormgod519: 2BG would be culling ritual
MorganteMaggiore: number?
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
EvilBadman: if only we had a top down
GredGredmansson: LOVE culling ritual
Stormgod519: oh yeah?
TruPhantomAngel: It’s just a weird guy.
LRRbot: Culling Ritual [2BG] | Sorcery | Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.
Stormgod519: Berserk?
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@chargingbadger867: B E E G S Q U I R R E L
@jasonkorf7700: Graham is storming off
@Gamehen9: Hoping this set will have some fun cards for my Books Hit Back commander deck (all the card art has books)
@JonHerzogArtist: iconic roommates
@XavierGrim: less beans
@aceviru: that's such good flavor
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: Wheeler that’s too many puns
@jasonkorf7700: wheeler is going 5 colors
@XavierGrim: I love seeing minor characters from art/flavor text get fully represented in cards when we revisit the planes
@grafikpapst: i forgot this starts already oops
@jasonkorf7700: so just James
@XavierGrim: I've got to go to work nooooooo
@LRRbot: Pick Your Poison [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice. / • Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. / • Each opponent sacrifices a cre…
@Xalyn937: top down view?
@LRRbot: Hop to It [2W] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens.
@Gamehen9: My friend's going to have some fun stuff for her rabbit deck
@LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from y…
@XenoX: Cauldron is gooood
@LRRbot: Primo, the Unbounded [XGGU] | Legendary Creature — Fractal Wolf [0/0] | Trample / Primo enters with twice X +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more creatures you control with base power 0 deal c…
@XenoX: Oh i love that
@pharmacistjudge: that cauldron gives me nightmares....recurring ones.
@LRRbot: Joined Researchers // Secret Rendezvous | Joined Researchers [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Wizard [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent has more cards in hand than…
@Doctor_Rockso: that is indeed culling ritual
Stormgod519: is it Berserk?
flatluigi: it is culling ritual
Diabore: giant growth? veil of summer?
cattleprodlynn: So, I took the quiz and I'm Silverquill. I don't know if I'm okay with that since I didn't play the original Strixhaven.
Stormgod519: oh never mind
Stormgod519: wait
vinopinguino: It's a weird lil guy
Stormgod519: Veil of Summer
Diabore: veil of summer
loufghyslaufey:
Dang. Thaf clip took almost F O r 3 vRrr 
to edit, "Twitch!!"
CrossXhunteR: veil of summer
ErrorCode404: crop rotation
Marvoleath:
Paul 
unowngnome: Thank you Paul!
Mr_Horrible: crop roto?
TheMinionGM: Crop rot
therealflyingtoastr: Crop Rot
RockPusher:
LRRMTG_Judge: Veil of Summer - Natedogg
BrowneePointz: Veil of Summer
Oxdans: Veil of summer
definenull: yo that's a spicy pickup
Stormgod519: that art is Veil
Derekwillis: That one is Crop rotation
Marvoleath: Is it very anime? If so it's Crop rotation
flatluigi: it's crop rotation
imweasel09: crop rotation
Derekwillis: Chat is wrong as usual
fcloud: these days you can just point your phone at text in any language and it will translate for you. might be handy in these situations
therealflyingtoastr: Fox Girl Crop Rot $10 morbillion dollars
foxwithaknife: FOX GIRL CROP ROT
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Stormgod519: oh crop rot?
Stormgod519: oh dang
EmmaPartlow: It is Crop Rotation
ProcyonFlynn: It's Cute!
ExachixKitsune: OH
MorganteMaggiore: it's a card of magic
Mindfire13: If only we had the top-down to get a better view
Strebenherz: pretty!
ExachixKitsune: hi
RockPusher:
So, it's Holo then?
Sealtest: SUPER KAWAII
meddlingmage_:
EbDorian: Where's the sorting-quiz everyone is talking about?
fanofmosteverything9: Many Primos
Bruceski: That is a very white green pip
Stormgod519: there's 4 cards in the archive that cost G
cattleprodlynn: Go to mtg.social/sosxlrr
EvilBadman: @EbDorian url on screen
Stormgod519: a single G
freshmaker__: something something fox rotation
TXC2: !mtgsos
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EbDorian:
@EvilBadman thx 
cattleprodlynn: And in fact, if you click that link, it tells Wizards we are watching this!
Stormgod519: YES G
control_rig: @RockPusher Nice. Very niche overlap
multeyemeteor: Do you have any interesting crops to rotate?
Stormgod519: do it!!!
MorganteMaggiore: you know what? fair
marchphoenix: Yay ppr day!
Diabore: graham confirmed coward
ExachixKitsune: @freshmaker__ rotate thy foxes
gaigely: let play some magic
Stormgod519: oh god those fetchland sleeves
BrowneePointz: Did we, Dewey Decimal System?
Stormgod519: I love them a lot
fanofmosteverything9: Love Kathleen's deck name.
definenull: listen if you draw your entire deck you have the moral victory
RockPusher:
tsk tsk, Graham cowardly trying not to mill himself 
TXC2: highly banable card Island
Mangledpixel: good job on the overlay, Paul, as usual
shamblingkrenshar: Playing more than 40 cards is very theater kid
LSRubin: "I don't have the charm, but i do have Prismari Moxy and Prismari Gumption"
comrade_cerpint: waifu game changers??
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i like the name borders youve done for this
gaigely: we have special eff for mechanic trigger?
liquidarity: Graham's shirt is something
Travilogue: Excellent work on the nameplates Paul!!
Stormgod519: I do love the scalding tarn sleeves
Visionaary: Good morning everyone! Very excited for the PPR today!
LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
Geisterkarle:
quite different land selection
A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 but why wouldn’t give up a perfectly good Graham?
TriforceDrummer: Layout is incredible as always, but the name plates are extra great
TXC2: hello Visionaary welcome
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 I would never
LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
Mindfire13: Love the nameplates
Stormgod519: oh here we go
MorganteMaggiore: and they can print them in non strixhaven sets
fanofmosteverything9: I miss the blobs...
BrowneePointz: These are Off-Site Projects that Upper Classmen go to for Research/Grad things @LoadingReadyRun
TriforceDrummer: Love the look of the new inklings
kynelwynn: splurts
MorganteMaggiore: i loved them
BrowneePointz: instead of the campuses
Bugberry: wish they were squid kids
RatherLargeToad: they said they looked a little too phyrexian before
RockPusher: Kitty!
niccus: we twewy now
gaigely: @fanofmosteverything9 blame the phyrexian for historic reason
NewtyNewts: @niccus Hell yeah
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: the graphic design in the overlay layout is just top-notch. excellent work, Paul!!
RockPusher: inky kitty
definenull: yeah its understandable post-phyrexian invasion
CrossXhunteR: the blobs were too reminiscent of phyrexian oil and that wasn’t good on the mental state
LRRbot: Elemental Mascot [1UR] | Creature — Elemental Bird [1/4] | Flying, vigilance / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Stormgod519: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
Obothehobo11: overlay looks great Paul
Alex_Frostfire: Unboltable bird!
multeyemeteor: Bird better than cat? That doesn't scan
fanofmosteverything9: Going to need to summarize opus abilities as "If spell big" in the future.
RockPusher: but what if spell big? <- Graham, probably
Stormgod519: lol thanks Nelly
A_Dub888: what if spell mid?
LRRbot: Graduation Day [W] | Enchantment | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Stormgod519: oh boy
RatherLargeToad: Twerking Bird?
Stormgod519: yeah Repartee is so exciting to me
Jon_CoffeeRobot: getting your diplowlma
gaigely: ok this might be a limited bomb
fanofmosteverything9: Diploma mill, smh.
LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
TheBorzoi: Doesn't have to be the same creature either
dragonofnivix: Ooo, just noticed the nameplates. Very cool Paul
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Mr_Horrible: sadboi
EthirealPlayer: Wait, @loadingreadyrun the overlay looks amazing
TXC2: a melancholic poet AKA a poet
therisingtithes: melancholic poet? oh look it me
flatluigi: kathleen's going to put twenty triggers on the stack the first time she targets a creature
razorswift: 'Melancholic Poet' is an oxymoron
ParaBellumInk: @Alex_Frostfire I read that l as an I and thought it was meant to be a bronx accent.
Mr_Horrible: aristocrats, but for spells
Stormgod519: that flavor text is killer
fcloud: yeah its beautiful
A_Dub888: @EthirealPlayer you’re amazing
ParaBellumInk: Dat bird is unboitable
RatherLargeToad: so a regular poet then
Geisterkarle: plottwist: kathleen only has repartee creatures but no spells for it!
fanofmosteverything9: Kathleen has opened a dialogue.
kynelwynn: I just now saw the nameplates. Holy bus. @LoadingReadyRun Those look so good!
TriforceDrummer: @TheBorzoi Probably worth noting Repartee doesn't specify your creature, so removal spells also trigger repartee
Marvoleath: a bit of a shame that Repartee does not trigger on auras, given the commander precon for this set
Stormgod519: yeah the overlay is so well made
BrowneePointz: Kathleen, you should GM a Strixhaven Dice Friends some day!
Strebenherz: Kathleen, not in dimir, but ready to do crime
LRRbot: Abstract Paintmage [U{U/R}R] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [2/2] | At the beginning of your first main phase, add {U}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells.
A_Dub888: @LRRbot and now the Beach Boys song is in my head
flatluigi: stream is backing up
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 dammit now its in mine...
DNAli3n: Paul, great job on the life total font
Mr_Horrible:
hey look they remembered to restrict Izzet free-mana this time
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Hedonistic_Mushroom: Genuinely psyched for this set. Boy I sure do hope PR weekend doesn't sell out here
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AdamYMHMI: @BrowneePointz "The Ravnican crew is forced back to school in this cross-planar adventure" would be my dream campaign to watch.
MorganteMaggiore: show of hand: who beside me realized just today that the hybrid mana logo was bigger?
DNAli3n:
ohh, and the nameplates
Mr_Horrible: infusion giving benefits for incidental lifegain makes for interesting turns
fcloud: not a flyer. he do hop a lil tho
BakaNerd: @MorganteMaggiore ✋
Mr_Horrible: I like the sequencing challenges it presents
Bugberry: I like Witherbloom not explicitly caring about the Graveyard.
psychopathicjaz: so graham has 2 floating every turn, so mana burn?
Orxolon: commit crime
TXC2:
MorganteMaggiore I've relised because you've mentioned it
tipulsar85: Garbage truck? too bad it isn't GRABAGE DAY...
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@LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
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@LRRbot: Graduation Day [W] | Enchantment | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
@LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Abstract Paintmage [U{U/R}R] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [2/2] | At the beginning of your first main phase, add {U}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells.
@alexfrank594: wait, is this set basically conflux? I've haven't seen mana costs like this in decades
@XenoX: Witherbloom is doing catering?
LRRMTG_Judge: @psychopathicjaz Mana burn hasn't existed for a number of years now - Natedogg
Stormgod519: @MorganteMaggiore yeah
Stormgod519: oh hey
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Mana burn went away in 2009.
Stormgod519: Abi!!!
Diabore: abi !
Mr_Horrible: "It's the marketplace of ideas." "My idea is a standing medium punch."
LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza [1{W/B}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
BrowneePointz: I love that Witherbloom plays like the Normal W/B deck in most formats, Silverquill the RW, and Lorehold the B/G
Chenderle: Abi!
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Alex_Frostfire: We love our deaf bird poet!
BrowneePointz: She's big! She's adorable! She's deaf representation!
Bugberry: She's deaf if I recall
RaptieFeathers: Oh the synergy
Marvoleath: @MorganteMaggiore I think I had that exact realization with the last Strixhaven. Tbf it's not a thing on Arena though
fanofmosteverything9: Ba/ird
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kynelwynn: Notably Abigale is not presently prepar
KodeMage: bird bard
psychopathicjaz: @LRRMTG_Judge youre right. imma take my back pill
MorganteMaggiore: cyclonic ryft is in the set
Stormgod519: G has 6 mana
TXC2: BrowneePointz yeah they're all off by one on the mana pie, it's weird
KodeMage: fun to say, bird bard
Stormgod519: oh 7?
gaigely: OH
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: big booty bird
flatluigi: hot
OmegaPlatinum: @LRRMTG_Judge How dare you hurt me in this way
LRRbot: Visionary's Dance [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Stormgod519: oh my lord
Mr_Horrible: I wonder, do the packs come with any token markers (like with exert) that indicated "prepared"?
fanofmosteverything9: They fly now.
meddlingmage_:
Stormgod519: *Star wars meme here*
TXC2: "only"
Th3Hypn0Toad: Is there any official way to show if a creature is prepared or not?
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Very Serge coded
Iperithon: They learned how to paint wings
Diabore: flyer than before
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh wowza
raulghoulia: love the overlay names
Visionaary: Finally, I've always wanted to dance!
control_rig: Ca-Caw!
Stormgod519: feeeeeeeesh
g0blinslide: "They fly now???"
Mr_Horrible: very nice
Kentosaurus: looks like toucan sam
loufghyslaufey: Gawd no
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 it's more they lean into the other joined aspects of their shared colors(and then Prismari)
lilmaeifert: trigger than before
fanofmosteverything9: So we have squid tokens... but they aren't the Inklings.
MorganteMaggiore: do not cuddle the fish
LRRMTG_Judge: I believe mana burn has been not in the game longer than it has been in the game.
raulghoulia: I think that cuttlefish is the back half of Muddle
Stormgod519: @LRRMTG_Judge lol
funguslore: Thats a COMMEN!?
fcloud: i keep wanting to make kathleen's subtitle "Instant Speed is the Soul of Wit"
MorganteMaggiore: @LRRMTG_Judge ah same as pluto being a planet
meddlingmage_: they're 2/3s now?
LoadingReadyRun:
Ca-Caw! and whatever sound a cuttlefish makes
Spooky_Noises: especially as a payoff for spending a large amount of mana, next turn feels correct
Stormgod519: thanks Paul
BusTed: blblbl
Debatra: Don't get me started on "this turn only" impulsive draw effects. Jeska's Will is overrated.
LRRMTG_Judge: Mana burn went away circa 2008, so yes, been gone for a while - Ku
anonarat: Hi Excited, I'm Anonarat
ToppHat: Magma Opus
Stormgod519: Magma Opus
gameboy350: magma opus?
Dmc3628: just Zoidberg it paul
imweasel09: MAgma opus
kynelwynn: Magma Opus?
LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
fcloud: @LoadingReadyRun cuttling is perfectly silent, this is why cuttlefish are such fearsome ninjas
ToppHat: OH
imweasel09: mascot exhibition?
LRRbot: Joined Researchers // Secret Rendezvous | Joined Researchers [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Wizard [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent has more cards in hand than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Be Prepared!🎵
RockPusher:
Amity? 
therealflyingtoastr: Expressive Outburst or something
Diabore: prepared
Stormgod519: Secret Rendevouers...
MorganteMaggiore: and they are probably queer
kamkazi: elemental masterpiece
lojer: I like the color themed name plates today.
Bugberry: @TXC2 it's more that they are exploring facets of the colors not normally seen.
Sage0fMadness: not prepared yet Kathleen
A_Dub888:
are those the two from Secret Rendezvous?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: ahh, this is what I was looking for, how they wanted to represent Prepared in the kits
Stormgod519: oh love that
Diabore: time to vroom vroom
Stormgod519: trigger trigger trigger
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BrowneePointz: Elemental Masterpiece ye
LRRMTG_Judge: I should figure out something creative to use for Prepared at my own prerelease
fanofmosteverything9: MANY triggers.
cloudWizard13: Nice
meddlingmage_: "lots of things!"
Diabore: i love the repartee triggers off removal spells
Flyingdelorion: She is till prepared though, not?
funguslore: This looks fun
Dmc3628: behold this goldberg machine
Debatra: Is Heroic Stanza Hybrid?
fanofmosteverything9: It is.
GredGredmansson: yes its 1 w/b
Diabore: @Debatra yes, 1 and whtie.black
Stormgod519: @Debatra yes
Sage0fMadness: s y n e r g y
Jon_CoffeeRobot: one sorcery: do four things!
liquidarity: it's a re-partay
funguslore: Weeeee
Stormgod519: each end step
LRRMTG_Judge: @Flyingdelorion No, casting the spell causes the creature to become unprepared - BlackRose
Invitare: EACH?
Chenderle: She's taking game actions!
Diabore: cards in hand
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Abigail will be nuts in Arbert
Flyingdelorion: Ah, I see! Thanks @LRRMTG_Judge
LoadingReadyRun: @LRRMTG_Judge copyright aside, I kinda wanted to use a picture of Scar from Lion King. "Be Prepared!"
chuckaw1977: so many triggers
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RaptieFeathers: I'm liking the vibes of the set so far
LRRbot: Rapturous Moment [4UR] | Sorcery | Draw three cards, then discard two cards. Add {U}{U}{R}{R}{R}.
BrowneePointz: THE OTHER GAYS!
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MorganteMaggiore: a very romantic game so far
BrowneePointz:
@LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza…
@MegaTrain: how are they going to indicate when a creature is prepared?
@MegaTrain: a token or something?
@MegaTrain: a counter on Abigale?
@LRRbot: Visionary's Dance [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your h…
@alexfrank594: is prepared like monstrous or can it happen more than once?
@aceviru: @simriel yo. saw your message earlier but just now got hands freed. we're behaving promise
@jasonkorf7700: dang, thought Prismari was coming
@MegaTrain: Each card tells you. Some can be prepared multiple times
@relativiox: How does a cuttlefish fly?
@plundypops: Naming a set SoS is a message from the design team
@Gamehen9: Spells are unPrepared once they're cast. And can't be Prepared again unless something lets them (card's own ability or another card that gives Prepared)
@LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@crazyburritoo: Though being prepared twice doesn't do anything without being unprepared in between.
@LRRbot: Joined Researchers // Secret Rendezvous | Joined Researchers [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Wizard [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent has more cards in hand than…
@MegaTrain: NEAT
@aceviru: it's working!
@pharmacistjudge: correct, prepared is a status, kinda like monsterous
@LRRbot: Rapturous Moment [4UR] | Sorcery | Draw three cards, then discard two cards. Add {U}{U}{R}{R}{R}.
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Stormgod519: yeah
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun you *know* people are going to make a bunch of bootleg playmats for exactly that reason
TXC2: hello ExhaustedElox welcome
Ard_Rhys: he's storming off
Stormgod519: @ExhaustedElox you are
LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
Stormgod519: @Ard_Rhys fine, Ill leave...
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Stormgod519: lol Ben
markekv: graham is carding his advantage
Iperithon: They couldn't just give it divination?
Stormgod519: damn now I wanna play prismari
MorganteMaggiore: drawing cards is a pretty good idea yeah
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gaigely: graham channeling cameron
midnight_0il: Divination doesn't cost 5
Alex_Frostfire: Divination doesn't trigger Opus.
That1GuyBen: @Iperithon triggers opus!
Wolfstrike_NL:
This is doing so much
BrowneePointz: It's REALLY funny Graham has the MLM queer rep, and Kathleen has the WLW queer rep
ThanhtTheBoss: They gave Ancestral Recall, so....
Mangledpixel: detecting a nonzero amount of awesome
ExhaustedElox: Wow, the basics for this set look pretty great.
ToppHat: @ExhaustedElox Graham's are EoE fullarts
Stormgod519: @ExhaustedElox the basics G is using are EOE basics
LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Stormgod519: Kathleen is on Onslaught Basics (it looks like?)
MorganteMaggiore: ah the pegasus
Bruceski: I wonder what Lorehold's engine looks like since their mechanic is just Flashback.
TXC2:
BrowneePointz the multi level marketing queer?
Stormgod519: JUMP!
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Mr_Horrible: jump as a prepare spell is so fun
flatluigi: !card jump
LRRbot: Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad: might as well
That1GuyBen: actual factual jump
eggjustin: after being hyped for Lorwyn and being a little let down, this set is hitting me as like, a 12/10 right now
fanofmosteverything9: The bird wizard'll make you jump! Jump!
liquidarity: Kathleen's in danger
Alex_Frostfire: Or attack with it, then while blocking, jump a thing.
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
Bugberry: @Bruceski Lots of cards that care about things leaving the graveyard. Also Rummaging to draw cards and discard Flashback spells.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz my straight ass - "how is multi-level marketing queer???"
Stormgod519: Gobbo
Stormgod519: oh my goodness
Iperithon: wide
midnight_0il: Value off the charts
Stormgod519: storm is like 5?
Diabore: this set fucks
flatluigi: painter also prepped
GedankenPalast_: uff
JKBalch: Jeez
Dromos_GHG: wow just wow
control_rig:
Craft with 
chuckaw1977: this is insane
Mangledpixel: that ALSO enters prepped
Mr_Horrible: it's like a courier drake you have to spend a *tad* more for, but you get the utility of leaving the other flier back to block
Alex_Frostfire: Math is for blockers, and I see no Quandrix here.
gaigely: prismari spellslinger? more like prismari go wide
Stormgod519: someone cast a berserk!
unowngnome: You have a fierce army of theater kids.
Bugberry: Got to be a boardwipe somewhere
funguslore: Both decks popping off
Diabore: how many scrolls did yall make?
ExhaustedElox: How does a spell become prepared again?
A_Dub888: Trumpet Blast in this set?
Orxolon: imagine storm
fanofmosteverything9: @ExhaustedElox Depends on the creature.
MorganteMaggiore: @ExhaustedElox it depends
ToppHat: @ExhaustedElox Depends on the card its attached to
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @ExhaustedElox It will say on the card.
Jethrain: @ExhaustedElox It depends on the creature
flatluigi: @ExhaustedElox it says it on the creatures, it can be different
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "I have to kill that bird"
Wiliart: @ExhaustedElox Depends on the creature.
Bruceski: @ExhaustedElox Varies depending on the creature.
Stormgod519: @Orxolon don't need to. Im right here
TXC2: ExhaustedElox it's different for each card
Jon_CoffeeRobot: waiting for which Archive cards are going to interact in limited
GredGredmansson: spells don't become prepared, creatures do.
flatluigi: chat storming off lmao
LRRbot: Scathing Shadelock // Venomous Words | Scathing Shadelock [4B] | Creature — Snake Warlock [4/6] | At the beginning of your first main phase, this creature becomes prepared. // Venomous Words [B] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
cephalopodracing: Was Moonshaker Cavalry reprinted in any way? Asking for a boardstate.
RatherLargeToad: Imagine storm dragon
Stormgod519: oh wow
flatluigi: snorlock
fanofmosteverything9: Snorlock...
RockPusher: sssssssssnake
eggjustin: @Alex_Frostfire some creatures have specific triggers but if it’s ETB? that’s a one shot use unless you blink or bounce it
A_Dub888: Instructions unclear, Imagined Dragons
Orxolon: @Stormgod519 oh great,i was missing you
Diabore: more like snorlock
RatherLargeToad: snorlock
Stormgod519: @RatherLargeToad Im actually a frog...
Marvoleath: Unfortunately for G, the bird-killing rock was itself recently killed
RatherLargeToad:
@stormgod519
Alex_Frostfire: Oh sheesh, that thing is going to cause so many triggers.
TXC2:
wasn't the Snorlocks a cartoon?
MorganteMaggiore: i hope that graham got cyclonic in the deck
Stormgod519: if G opened Cyc Rift lol...
RockPusher: Marvoleath but at what price‽
flatluigi:
you just get that every turn
tipulsar85: Can we get that scroll on a future button?
Stormgod519: Deathtouch and a pump
Stormgod519: this is gonna be powerful
funguslore: Seems very good in Silverquill
Dmc3628: repartee on demand
Diabore: @Stormgod519 i imagine that would have been featured if he did
ihlendrax: @cephalopodracing Just in the Lorehold precon
JKBalch: First main phase each time?
Stormgod519: @Diabore same
Zatengo: if silverquill is involved, what are the chances for a bard stall instead?
Spooky_Noises: huh, I think prepare might be sick
Stormgod519: @JKBalch only your first main phase, but yea, each of your first main phases
MorganteMaggiore: do not fly "yet"
LRRMTG_Judge: @JKBalch That will trigger every turn, yes - BlackRose
Serivus: let's watch people forget that Venomous Words is a sorcery
LRRMTG_Judge: @Zatengo We are seeing the Bird Stall vs. Bard Stall matchup in action - Squirrel
LoadingReadyRun: @Zatengo bird stall?
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun LOL
Stormgod519: amazing, Paul
control_rig: @LoadingReadyRun HAH!
BrowneePointz: Wonder if Kathleen has the Necroscribe as well, cuz that card is messed up
liquidarity: Flying, aka build your own Raging River
MorganteMaggiore: @LoadingReadyRun bird stall? so a perch?
Stormgod519: oh nice
Diabore: ABIGAIL NO
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: Unsubtle
Jon_CoffeeRobot: is this where he did it to em
flatluigi: unsubtle
RockPusher: Mockery actually very suitable
LRRbot: Interjection [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains first strike until end of turn.
Stormgod519: oh boy
gameboy350: That feeling when you announce the p/t of your whole board and a nearby sleeper agent becomes activated as if by a number station
gaigely: YO
fanofmosteverything9: !
Stormgod519: so brutal wow
Bugberry: Objection!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Phoenix Wright'd
Orxolon: OBJECTION!
GedankenPalast_: !
MorganteMaggiore: she had it
wiigamer1995: is the prepared thingy something custom or in prerelease kits as punchout thingies?
TalpTheScot: so many triggers!
Mangledpixel: get debated!
therepoman__: So many triggers
RatherLargeToad: Objection!
RockPusher: Orxolon Hold It!
Stormgod519: lol
Orxolon: hahahaha
Tom_Bruise: Yeah this should be called Objection, what they hey, wizards?!
Stormgod519: imagine it said "target creature gains flying"
flatluigi: drain as well
Stormgod519: she gotr the drain
Groovemancery: @wiigamer1995 they're normal punchout things. the one LRR have are custom
Jethrain: the drain happened first
Stormgod519: she did the drain first
flatluigi: gotcha
flatluigi: ty
@LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
@aceviru: you don't say
@Xalyn937: I just realized they are using the dragonshield enemy fetch land sleeves
@aceviru: juiced and themed
@Xalyn937: I grabbed those for the set of commander decks
@LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains fly…
@violentfrog_: jumps real high
@LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
@MegaTrain: what a board
@RoyalPolishCavalry: we love bird, no kill bird
@LRRbot: Scathing Shadelock // Venomous Words | Scathing Shadelock [4B] | Creature — Snake Warlock [4/6] | At the beginning of your first main phase, this creature becomes prepared. // Venomous Words [B] | So…
@LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Interjection [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains first strike until end of turn.
@violentfrog_: Interjection!
funguslore: Objection! I take your turn hostage
BrowneePointz: I think your Mockery should've been more Subtle Graham
Stormgod519: G NO!
gaigely: ok
LRRMTG_Judge: @wiigamer1995 I believe the scrolls are a custom LRR thing, but the little black thingy that Kathleen showed should be in prerelease kits - BlackRose
midnight_0il: 1st strike
Mr_Horrible:
liquidarity: 6 7!
floodformat: 67?
Diabore: sighhhhh
IbunWest: He said the thing
flatluigi: did graham get his surveil
ignitionpoint: nice one gramathy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: dammit
kamkazi: thank you graham
Wolfstrike_NL: ugh
anhakha: Graham, no
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gaigely: we gonna kill you graham
nyc_mtg: 🫴 🫳
liquidarity: quick someone do the hand gesture before gen alpha riots
Stormgod519: @flatluigi his triggers are now resolving and stuff
bradleyrose: love those scroll reminders
JKBalch: What are Graham's lands?
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ignitionpoint: 🫴🏻🫴🏻
Jon_CoffeeRobot: So Abigale is back to 3 toughness remaining?
flatluigi: another opus trigger
LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Kathleen, you're a mother and you six sevened us? for shame.
Stormgod519: @JKBalch EOE
flatluigi: yee
Mr_Horrible:
it's also a sorcery that costs 5 or more 
JKBalch: @Stormgod519 Neat, thank you
fanofmosteverything9: Graham is fighting through a considerable flood, it seems.
Orxolon: opus trigger
flatluigi: i am very happy that arena is going to catch a lot of these
Orxolon: s
flatluigi: he only has the one opus trigger
imweasel09: that's one big bird
BrowneePointz: *hands thing*
ErrorCode404: 6 LuL 7
Orxolon: @flatluigi arena,do it for me plz XD
LRRbot: Interjection [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains first strike until end of turn.
kamkazi: do the hand thing again graham you must since you said the number
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Stormgod519: that's a very good combat trick
Jon_CoffeeRobot: bird currently boltable but no bolts to be seen
Mr_Horrible: first strike on a combat trick like that is so heinous
imweasel09: where is the red emeritus when you need them
Jethrain: You can't be two-prepared
MorganteMaggiore: unless you're batman
gameboy350: "hellbent" but you have 2-3 spells on your creatures
Stormgod519: @Jethrain :rimshot:
Diabore: oh
MorganteMaggiore: oh... oh no
flatluigi: shoutouts to probalo
tawdry_hepburn: the snake becomes prepared
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I love that we can see what they've drawn
fanofmosteverything9: Snake is prepped.
BrowneePointz: The Interjection made your Mockery MUCH more Subtle Graham. Woof
markekv: snecko is prepaared
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hee hee hoo hoo
funguslore: Trigger of snake
Stormgod519: snake prepared
Stormgod519: good lord
Desruprot: they are prepped for action
Stormgod519: this is so much
RatherLargeToad: and in colors that care about single targeting
Alex_Frostfire: It makes Sure Strike feel a little silly.
morgwen921: Where is my Scar Lion King solo when you need it
TXC2:
one mana instantes just shouldn't exist
Stormgod519: @TXC2 1 mana instants, however...
chuckaw1977: that laugh is so good
Diabore: this is exactly my kind of magic
Stormgod519: Abigale might be very good
meddlingmage_: repart33
fanofmosteverything9: Prepared creatures make repartee downright disgusting. /pos
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 Mental Misstep: "Yeah! ...hey no WAI-"
Derekwillis: This is amazing
LoadingReadyRun: @gameboy350 ya, Prepare combined with cards that want you to have an empty hand is interesting
MorganteMaggiore: oh that's a plain, kinda hard with old frames haha
TalpTheScot: this is a great example of both collages just doing their thing
TXC2:
Stormgod519 I'm dislexic, typos mean nothing to me
JKBalch: The Snarlock
RatherLargeToad: this set will cause the Arena client to explode on my old iPad
meddlingmage_:
Stormgod519: @TXC2 its okay. I tyop very often...
Stormgod519: lol
liquidarity: kathleen's surveils vs grant's impulse draws
Stormgod519: case en point
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
gaigely: OHHHH
Andymonium: CAT
Terminal423: There's a huge density of information on the board + triggers for a limited game. Hyped to play the PR next week
tawdry_hepburn: it's happening
Desruprot: nice
razorswift: cats and birds
That1GuyBen: oh that's very bad for graham
Mr_Horrible: the Emeritus of Juice
Stormgod519: Oh there it is!
fanofmosteverything9: She will have to give Graham the Inkling.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: G: w h e w
Diabore: kthleen sadly has to give g the inky to swords
xblue007: Abigale?
GalacticCyrus: Cat lady has acquired cat you may concede at any time Graham
Stormgod519: you would tie
Stormgod519: its gotta be more than
Stormgod519: lol G
RatherLargeToad: She’ll have to give Graham the inkling if she wants Swords
Stormgod519: can someone get a gif of that G look
Mr_Horrible:
now that's love
RatherLargeToad: very flexible card
Jon_CoffeeRobot: no cuttlefish inkling?
PorpoisesUnknown: pappillion for Graham please
fanofmosteverything9: Schmetterling!
Stormgod519: thanks Nelly
Diabore: more prepared than before
funguslore: !card abigail
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
flatluigi:
you can machine gun abigale's spell multiple times a turn
Marvoleath: @fanofmosteverything9 Schmetterinkling?
JKBalch:
Butterfly in the sky 
eggjustin: this is exactly the same as OG Strix: I thought I had a favorite college until I saw the gameplay, and now I’m all in on a different one
Mr_Horrible: honestly yeah, the looks of all the school tokens are great
Andymonium: "That seems useful" XD
RatherLargeToad: Can Nelly sing that reminder in the style of Jeremy Irons?
RockPusher: Potentially useful
GedankenPalast_: Schminkling
chuckaw1977: and we haven't seen anything from the bonus sheet yet either
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @funguslore Abigale, think a wind pun 'cause she's a bird
fanofmosteverything9: Kathleen simultaneously has zero and four cards in hand.
funguslore: !card Abigale
LRRbot: Did you mean: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza; Abigale, Eloquent First-Year
Mr_Horrible:
@Jon_CoffeeRobot "A Bi Gale"
Stormgod519: this is quite the board state
flatluigi: !card Abigale, Poet Laureate
LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza [1{W/B}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @RatherLargeToad Jeremy Irons didn't sing the song (past the spoken word beginning) himself, did he?
midnight_0il: Also surviel
tawdry_hepburn: the draining is doing all the work
Orxolon: all these graduates ....
Gunderrode: the swords to plowshares one only gets prepared once unless you blink it/copy it no?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Mr_Horrible NOW who should be in the Secret Rendezvous art
mapguru: did anyone catch Graham’s mistake? he shouldn’t have exiled the island. opus isn’t cumulative it had to be 5 or more mana for the instant or sorcery.
gameboy350: @Gunderrode yes
@Bumbleton: he did the 6/7 thing!
@LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
@aceviru: sick
@LRRbot: Interjection [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains first strike until end of turn.
@Ar4mang: you can't be 2 prepared
@aceviru: "I was told by funny Internet man I couldn't be more prepared"
@Silver_light77: i'm seeing a real possibility for an opus deck where all your instant and sorceries are just from prepared creatures
@LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with …
@iSmartMan1: @Silver_light77 Pretty sure that's operating as intended
@Silver_light77: oops all creatures, yeah smartman
@kz1833: These board stalls in draft are going to be intense
@iSmartMan1: I'm looking forward to the board stalls in draft. I've always preferred grindy formats over formats where missing your two-drop means you automatically lose.
@aceviru: @silver_light I believe that's what the design is going for
LRRMTG_Judge: @Gunderrode that's right! - Squirrel
Orxolon: soon to be goldenquills
flatluigi: @mapguru it wasn't a mistake, the prepared draw spell was five mana
GredGredmansson: @IaCthulhuFthagn he lost his voice during "YOU WONT GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME" and the remainder was done by Jim Cummings
meddlingmage_:
BrowneePointz: Nope nope
JKBalch: !card emeritus of truce
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Mr_Horrible:
@Jon_CoffeeRobot 
BrowneePointz: He ruptured his vocal folds @GredGredmansson
BrowneePointz: not just "lost his voice"
jiantwitch: Did she Trigger repartee with the last black mana usage?
Strebenherz: my roommate's going to be going into the friday prerelease after doing a 2am-2pm shift. he's gonna have a time of it with this set isn't he xD
flatluigi: @jiantwitch she did
jiantwitch: ok
Stormgod519: @jiantwitch she did all the repartee triggers, yes
Gunderrode: I feel like quicksilver elemental can be very funny with some of the prepared cards
liquidarity: I think Kathleen's going to miss those surveils a lot
Debatra: @Strebenherz OH yeah...
flatluigi: no cards in hand but four prepared spells next turn
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "I have now remembered everything" -- spoken like a true college student
Mr_Horrible:
@Strebenherz 
yeah hopefully there's enough brainpower left to keep track of all these triggers
Diabore: oh but i wont
Debatra: !card quicksilver elemental
LRRbot: Quicksilver Elemental [3UU] | Creature — Elemental [3/4] | {U}: This creature gains all activated abilities of target creature until end of turn. / You may spend blue mana as though it were mana of any color to pay the activation costs of this creature's abilities.
midnight_0il: I think they mean that you'll miss having them around
LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
fanofmosteverything9: 4/4 for 4!
Diabore: 4er than before
NorfDakoda: kinda crazy that the rendezvous mages have first strike
RatherLargeToad: four four for four
TriseAlpha: New Tidus?
funguslore: Repartee feels a lot like magecraft from og Strixhaven
flatluigi: four four that be four
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh it's paint in the art, not toothpaste
Stormgod519: uh oh
Stormgod519: we got a reader
BrowneePointz: Fun Fact, this set has more Djinn than TDM did
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TXC2: 4/4 for 4 in U/R is cracked
MorganteMaggiore: you got a removal on board
roastbeefsandwitch: imagine cards being understatted in this day and age. like the Tidalmage being a 3/3
liquidarity: Yeah, I meant that Kathleen will pine for the value of those surveils. Did not mean to imply she was missing triggers
A_Dub888: !findquote read card
LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
Debatra: @Gunderrode These are spells the cards let you cast, not activated abilities that put copies of those spells onto the stack.
anonarat: 'I need to find a removal spell' with Swords on board
gameboy350: hmmmm *reads basic island before discarding*
Stormgod519: makes that bolt prep spell not as solid
Mr_Horrible:
just get them into combat first, Ben
EvilBadman: You have repeatable removal, but it's gonna give G a ton of life
raulghoulia: Primo is a creature spell, Ben
Mr_Horrible: Dina's All Night Tea Shop
flatluigi: @EvilBadman swords is not repeatable without blinking the creature
BrowneePointz: Lorehold has the cute Elephant lads
Bugberry: @roastbeefsandwitch we still get those, just with better abilities to compensate
Diabore: @EvilBadman not repeatable, the swords emeritus is a one shot with no way to reprepare
JKBalch: Silverquill is very Kathleen
BrowneePointz: CHAT ORDER THE BOOK
Alex_Frostfire: Prismari or Quandrix here, I may be a blue player.
BrowneePointz: you get a command tower!
emilevitt: Witherbloom my beloved
Marvoleath: there is audio on the tube!
Orxolon: G here is convincing me to go Prismari xD
Orxolon: my choice is wither as well
Bugberry: I recently finished listening to some 40k audiobooks while working on other things.
LRRMTG_Judge: I got Omens of Chaos day 1 and have been too busy to sit down and read it ;n; - Ku
funguslore: I use reading to fall asleep
fanofmosteverything9: Real Luigi's Mansion 3 moment from Ben.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ben is Dad coded.
RockPusher:
I too am a sleepy-reader Ben 
GredGredmansson: i'm planning on going Quandrix bc math
nyc_mtg: dangit ben you made me yawn
LRRbot: Muse's Encouragement [4U] | Instant | Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. / Surveil 2.
Exurgency: I remain a Silverquill alumni
A_Dub888: @Diabore not YET *grabs sharpie*
Mr_Horrible: the dark underside of cultivating a "Reading Before Bed" habit, your brain just thinks reading means bedtime
MorganteMaggiore: so many lands
TalpTheScot: graham is going so wide hes nearly of the camera
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Matt Bellamy tells you you're doing great
Ard_Rhys: This game is going to end with Graham decking
RockPusher: Mr_Horrible a-yup
funguslore:
My head hurts from this boardstate 
Stormgod519: reach good
Stormgod519: it turns out
RockPusher:
TriseAlpha: So. Weird question for an Judge: Do the creatures who Prepare spells count as that spell for the purpose of, for example, Commander deckbuilding?
Stormgod519: classic
LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Vinewood_OG: "Experience WIDTH"
Stormgod519: Luuuuuuuuuute
LRRMTG_Judge: they do not count
LRRbot: Resonating Lute [2UR] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells." / {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have seven or more cards in your hand.
Sage0fMadness: @TriseAlpha no
BrowneePointz: Library of Asking Alexandria
TheOneInquisitor: Slow Format, huh
fanofmosteverything9: Always sad to see an artist pawn his instrument.
flatluigi: the prepared spells are instants and sorceries!
Debatra: That hurts to bin, but I get it.
roastbeefsandwitch: that Lute is bonkers...
niccus: a 21:9 board
JKBalch: Oof, yeah
Marvoleath: @TriseAlpha Deckbuilding - they do not, but you can name their prep card with things that name spells (pithing needle etc)
Gunderrode: that lute is a good finisher
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, who, what, or why is the judge account signing off "ku"
BrowneePointz: Kumatsu @thedepthandbreadthofseth
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth there's more then one judge on the account
gameboy350: Gotta love to see 1v1 commander on this channel
Strebenherz: i wonder if a regular strix game will gravitate towards this board state, or if this is an anomaly
EvilBadman: @thedepthandbreadthofseth multiple people, it's which person responded
Debatra: @flatluigi Yeah, but he has only one prepped and can't prep his others.
fanofmosteverything9: Rummaging Mini-Titan
LRRMTG_Judge:
there are several people on the same account. we generally will flag who is speaking.
ElektroTal: Itym swords to plowshay-ers
Diabore: and repartee triggers
LRRMTG_Judge: @TriseAlpha Depends why you're asking. The prepared spell counts towards the card's colour identity, to my understanding. If you're looking for things like companion restrictions, the prepared spells are completely ignored and the card is just the creature. - Squirrel
A_Dub888: !card loot, key
LRRbot: Loot, the Key to Everything [GUR] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [1/2] | Ward {1} / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of card types among other nonland permanents you control. You may play those cards this turn.
CardiganNerd: I love the little scrolls to indicate something is prepared
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RockPusher: Tooooooob
LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Stormgod519: toothpaste tube...
meddlingmage_:
MorganteMaggiore: oh my, they are
@Silver_light77: i'm glad we are all on the smae pace ace
@Silver_light77: page*
@aceviru: giving wizards more creatures to draw into and spells that don't feel bad to draw into
@Simriel: The rules video bit on Perpared made me glad I am not actively judging anymore.
@LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
@Simriel: it is Complex
@Silver_light77: right simriel, like, if its a copy of a spell in exile, can the eldrazi processors move it to the graveyard?
@pharmacistjudge: no
@pharmacistjudge: in exile, it's still not a card
@Simriel: Hah, my answer was gonna be No with a question mark XD
@aceviru: The downside is no etb free value loops but the upside is the body is not limited to being a 5mana plus 1/1 with a cantrip
@Silver_light77: got it, t h a n k
@Simriel: (cause I can't remember the text on processors)
@pharmacistjudge: be careful about triggers that care about cards
@pharmacistjudge: example: Prosper doesn't work with prepared spells
@pharmacistjudge: but Firelord Zuko does
@LRRbot: Muse's Encouragement [4U] | Instant | Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. / Surveil 2.
@pharmacistjudge: since he cares about spells cast from exile. where prosper wants cards played from exile.
@Silver_light77: pharmacist judge for the win
@iSmartMan1: @pharmacistjudge So "cast a spell" vs "play a card"?
@LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
@LRRbot: Resonating Lute [2UR] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells." / {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have …
@iSmartMan1: Oops, beat me to it. Stupid mobile interface
@XenoX: Doot Doot Magic Lute
@Simriel: Indeed XenoX, very true
@Simriel: A true Bard Card
@LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
JKBalch: Either a very large tube, or a very small dijinn
Ard_Rhys: doesn't her black creature become prepared again?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, ok. hi Kumatsu, et al! thanks for being here to help!
Kivipaperisakset: What happened to the 1/1 that came with the StoP guy? I wasn't paying attention there for a while
gaigely: history rhythms again with sliverquill may be dominating in limited
DodoSwede:
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BrowneePointz: It's the lil token at the end @Kivipaperisakset of graham's board at the top
LRRMTG_Judge:
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A_Dub888: @LRRMTG_Judge LRRMTG_Judge account is multiple judges in a trench coat
liquidarity: I would have definitely swords'd the bird. Those opus triggers for impulse draws are huge
Kivipaperisakset: oooh, it goes to the opponent!
fanofmosteverything9: The Judge Gestalt
Sage0fMadness:
judges
BrowneePointz: It CAN @Kivipaperisakset
Jethrain: I'm choosing to believe that stadium tidalmage is holding a tube of tomato puree
LRRbot: Honorbound Page // Forum's Favor | Honorbound Page [3W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | First strike / This creature enters prepared. // Forum's Favor [W] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
Kivipaperisakset: gotcha
Gunderrode:
@gaigely it's cappena casualty all over again
Pharmacistjudge: and remember always give some love to mods.
LRRMTG_Judge: Very happy to be here and to be able to contribute! - BlackRose
MorganteMaggiore: it cast "hop"
TXC2:
Pharmacistjudge
Stormgod519: first strike continuing to make board states annoying to attack into
funguslore: 18 land format?
videogameprotagonist:
realmairzydoats: Is anyone else as disappointed as I am at the fact that with Prismari, they neglected to put a 2/2 in a tutu for two strixhaven sets in a row?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @A_Dub888 I would've thought more like a robe.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Kathleen out here pointing at six things per turn and getting twenty billion triggers
LRRMTG_Judge: @A_Dub888 few people know this, but after the judge program shut down all of us had to amalgamate into a single hive mind in order to continue running FNMs. Confusing, but at least @'ing us on twitch is easy - Squirrel
youcantlistentobuttons: Hold on, prepared spells trigger repartee?
Bugberry: @Stormgod519 people claimed they stopped doing them when they never left.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @youcantlistentobuttons Any spell which targets a creature shall!
Mr_Bitterness: @youcantlistentobuttons If they target a creature
Jethrain: @youcantlistentobuttons if they're targeting a creature, sure
LRRMTG_Judge: @youcantlistentobuttons absolutely! - Squirrel
youcantlistentobuttons: Holy doodle!
DodoSwede: @thedepthandbreadthofseth multiple judges in a trench robe
gameboy350: @youcantlistentobuttons Yes, they're actual spells, not abilities
TXC2: youcantlistentobuttons if it targets, yes
Dmc3628: so long as they target creatures yes prep spells can repartee
Debatra: @youcantlistentobuttons They're actual spells, not just activated abilities.
fanofmosteverything9: Blocks fr fr
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Despite the stall, this drain is reliable
liquidarity: @Stormgod519 Tap Tap Concede's ranking every mechanic discussion of first strike really opened my eyes to the clever design of 'first strike while attacking' that WotC has been using more
Invitare: I made a deathtouch/first strike deck once. That was fun
RockPusher: inky! noooooo!
Marvoleath: @youcantlistentobuttons Prep spells are copies cast from exile, so yes, you cast them and if they target they repartee
LRRMTG_Judge:
prepared instant/sorceries spells are still instant/sorceries that can target.
kumatsu:
Ku on @LRRMTG_Judge is me but I tend to shorten my username when trying to give a rapid response 
LRRbot: Muse Seeker [1U] | Creature — Elf Wizard [1/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card. Then discard a card unless five or more mana was spent to cast that spell.
BrowneePointz: I mean, it WAS a good album
radderer: i walked away for 20 kmins and the board state is almost the same
TriforceDrummer:
@liquidarity I was thinking of that exact thing, and thinking "well so much for that" with this set
Mr_Horrible: abigale + grad day is pretty slick, yeah. Get a repeatable +1/+1 counter sorcery that triggers another +1/+1 counter
BrowneePointz: This card is unreal
LRRbot: Vibrant Outburst [UR] | Instant | Vibrant Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Tap up to one target creature.
BrowneePointz: Twiddle Bolt
BrowneePointz: for TWO
fanofmosteverything9: Get Pollocked.
kynelwynn: boltwiddle
MorganteMaggiore: face?
Mr_Horrible: GoGurt Blast
Marvoleath: Fire/Ice melted together
Redundacy: Blue helix?
shendaras: When does the check for number of creatures happen for prep. on the one that gives swords to plowshares?
flatluigi: loot trigger
LRRMTG_Judge: First strike with no restriction is *usually* only seen on rares these days. 1W 2/2 first strike at rare has shown up a few times recently I believe (e.g. Kinsbaile Skirmisher in Lorwyn). - Squirrel
TXC2: real 90's GUNKED vibed there
Diabore: please mill a card
funguslore: Lightning strike+tap seems great
Exurgency: @Marvoleath Steam, really
Mr_Horrible:
Graham using vibrant colors to bolt the Gays, there's some irony there
imweasel09: @shendaras after you make the token
Bugberry: @shendaras when it enters, so only once
BrowneePointz: It's like Fire AND Ice
LRRMTG_Judge: @shendaras When the enters trigger resolves, after the player has created the inkling token - Natedogg
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BrowneePointz: or Twiddle PLUS Bolt
LRRMTG_Judge: @shendaras As part of resolving its enters trigger, after giving somebody a 1/1 inkling but before any player gets priority again. - Squirrel
Stormgod519: there's a lightning helix style nickname here somewhere, right?
Marvoleath: @shendaras as the ability resolves, in order on the card (after token)
shendaras: Thanks!
Mr_Bitterness: Twiddle Bolt, as someone said
Mr_Horrible: @Stormgod519 Lightning Stucco
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Marvoleath: and before you can do something to that token
Kivipaperisakset: Vibrant outburst with a decent storm count? Yes, please
cloudWizard13: @Mr_Bitterness Twiddle does so much more though
Travilogue: and the flavor text of Outburst specifically referencing Silverquil
TriseAlpha: Well, at least they're starting to answer the huge lore loophole of "How does Loot know where the Omenpaths are if he's been asleep for centuries and the paths were a month old?" Multiverse Theory.
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Mr_Bitterness: @cloudWizard13 Fine, Tap Bolt
Dmc3628: behold the airforce
gameboy350: Jeep Jeep
Jon_CoffeeRobot: if you're just joining us, that's right - we're an hour in and this is round 1, game 1. Buckle up!
flatluigi: jump something?
fanofmosteverything9: @TriseAlpha He can sense the shape of the multiverse in real time.
Diabore: graham could get another in if he wants to jump (jump)
BrowneePointz: he also wants jump on defense
liquidarity: I was wondering why Graham did not up jump the boogie there
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BrowneePointz: chat
Mr_Horrible:
Kathleen going below starting life total for the first time
LRRMTG_Judge: @TriseAlpha I believe it was suggested (or maybe already explained) that Loot is intrinsically linked to the multiverse in some way and understands the omenpaths instinctively - Squirrel
Stormgod519: JASON
TXC2:
Jon_CoffeeRobot now to be fair, there was some videos first
MorganteMaggiore: @TriseAlpha oh was it a loophole? i was under the impression that he could sense them, rather than remember where they were
BrowneePointz: It's a NUTTY uncommon
flatluigi: oh he might want to jump for a blocker?
flatluigi: secret reach? more like secret flying
@LRRbot: Honorbound Page // Forum's Favor | Honorbound Page [3W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | First strike / This creature enters prepared. // Forum's Favor [W] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 and g…
@cobaltcharmer4040: haste?
@relativiox: For real real
@LRRbot: Muse Seeker [1U] | Creature — Elf Wizard [1/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card. Then discard a card unless five or more mana was spent to cast that spell.
@LRRbot: Vibrant Outburst [UR] | Instant | Vibrant Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Tap up to one target creature.
CrossXhunteR: snake thing re-prepares?
funguslore: Prepare the snake
videogameprotagonist:
Kivipaperisakset: Somehow I thought G could only cast jump on attacks, but I guess that's just when it got prepared
Dandinstorm12: lol Graham
MorganteMaggiore: i'm gonna need more dice to my pre release
liquidarity: how much drain has Kathleen gotten out of repartee? 10 or so?
Mr_Horrible: she's just creating more inspiration for them
Orxolon: hence the melanchoilly
BrowneePointz: Yea, it's part of why that Jumper is a really good prepare creature. Being able to surprise jump on blocks is B i g
Jon_CoffeeRobot: absolutely massive, mate
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generalnuk: could Kathleen win by giving creature flying and flying over
Stormgod519: thanks Nelly
liquidarity: Good teaching moment Nelly
TheLadyMakai: thanks nelly!
IbunWest:
TXC2: making mistake so you don't have to
MorganteMaggiore: it's a school, we're learning
kamkazi: thank you nelson, very important for chat to know what triggers what first
funguslore: 'Auto order triggers'
Orxolon: yeah but the Pre release is gonna be a headache xD
Mr_Horrible: Glissa eat your heart out
TriseAlpha: @MorganteMaggiore When Jace probed his mind on Thunder Junction, he found a map of the entire network of Omenpaths. There's no way Loot could've known every path everywhere, all at once. (Besides "it's magic, I ain't gotta explain anything!"
fanofmosteverything9: No more happy little trees.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: quick, throw artists in front of the bulldozer
Mr_Horrible:
it'll be worth more now
eggjustin: oh no
TalpTheScot: wow graham
flatluigi:
funguslore:
Groovemancery: is that a separate graveyard?
anhakha: Do lesbians get a seperate graveyard?
tyrantcorporation: hmm
Mr_Horrible: "That is the Lesbian Graveyard, Simba. You must never go there."
Commodore_Perry_GG: Tomb Mates
Orxolon: hahaahhah
foolish_s4mwise:
imweasel09: what kind of hyenas live in the lesbian graveyard
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Mr_Horrible "So long as this creature has damage marked on it, it has mana value of 20"
OldUncleDan: I prefer "Sapphic Graveyard."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, well... f*ck
LRRMTG_Judge: @generalnuk Honorbound Page enters prepared and doesn't have a way to become prepared again, so you can only cast it once - Natedogg
gualdhar: whelp, to Tasmyn Muir they go
gameboy350: Fridging, shame
GedankenPalast_: tomb mates
gaigely: well they did died together
JKBalch:
anhakha: That sounds like segregation, which h is frowned upon i hear.
freshmaker__: tomb mates is great
Loooooony: Oh my god they were tomb mates
Marvoleath: @TriseAlpha The omenpaths could follow something alike path of least resistence? a preexisting pattern and only the entrances are dynamic?
Stormgod519: unrelated: just got an email finding out Im no longer on probation at the school district I work in.
Robot_Bones: co-owning a cupcake shop upstate
EvilBadman: taking the great suabru in the sky
Mr_Horrible: @Jon_CoffeeRobot it'd be so hard to template but so funny
Stormgod519: so that's fun
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MorganteMaggiore: @TriseAlpha ah i see, didn't reacall that
Orxolon: with 2 G would be at 6 or 5
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @GedankenPalast_ 🔥
RealGamerCow: Kathleen writing an AO3 post as the game goes on
Mr_Horrible: it'll depend on if he finds something to crunch through, yeah
ExachixKitsune: tomb lovers, forbidden from one another, interred are their people../..
LRRbot: Charging Strifeknight [2R] | Creature — Spirit Knight [3/3] | Haste / {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
MorganteMaggiore: ok i got this: a lesbian graveyard is a farm up state but with even more animals
fanofmosteverything9: Mad Prophet got a glow-up.
cascabel_: thank you for saying lesbian graveyard and not fridge
Mr_Horrible: wow, Mad Prophet completely outclassed by a dead horse
Commodore_Perry_GG: "Joined Researchers" hits very different if this was Innistrad
CrossXhunteR: red gets rummaging
A_Dub888: Ghost Horse. Gorse
raulghoulia: what is a knight without a horse?
fanofmosteverything9: And I'm one of those tens!
NewtyNewts: Excuse me... elevenses of people.
BrowneePointz: I was one of those Tens Q.Q
Kivipaperisakset: Beat by a dead horse, huh
generalnuk: Kathleen prepared creature i think gives flying. Could have flown over for leathal.
Volus_dude: aww...no horse for horse tribal
GredGredmansson: @Commodore_Perry_GG "It Who Loves As One"
ParaBellumInk: I loved Punt/CounterPunt
Travilogue: and absolutely worth it
tyrantcorporation: i was one of those ten
feelingfroggo: I loved punt counterpunt
Marvoleath: a Spight on a Gorse?
shendaras:
I liked it
MorganteMaggiore: @raulghoulia a very poor land lord?
Mattmitchell45: Kickstarter for meor Ount Counterpunt
lamina5432: but they aged well
NazTMann: Punt/Counterpunt was great!
roastbeefsandwitch: I *liked* Punt-Counterpunt. Especially the "Great Sword-Off" bit.
Orxolon: this would have been a draw in a PR already
BrowneePointz: Graham has the McD's proliferation, but Kathleen is Arby's cuz she has the Meats
Mr_Horrible: any creature translates to 2 counters, every turn a counter for B...
flatluigi: yeah card advantage needs to factor in all these free draws of prepared spells
TXC2: Punt/counterpunt was a legit highlight of the PPR
jiantwitch: The fact that the black snake gets prepared for free every turn is realy good for the engine in limited.
TalpTheScot: hold out 13 more turns
MorganteMaggiore: pretty good offer
TriforceDrummer: Pay 1, drain for 1, put a counter on something, kill a creature of Graham's
gaigely: prepared is such a cool mechanic even though its reminsce on older magic machanic
fanofmosteverything9: Pay a black, fill the stack.
EvilBadman: I can't imagine the stress of producing a punt/counterpunt related to the ppr set on minimal information lead-in
Stormgod519: I am gonna have to go to my workout before game 1 ends
fsforwardsound: is this still game 1?
Orxolon: i miss Punt/counterpunt like the desert miss the rain
gaigely: YEA
TXC2: fsforwardsound yeap
OldUncleDan: Happy National Poutine Day (USA), Everyone!!!!!!!!!!
GredGredmansson: i'm still about 4 min behind from joining the stream late
JKBalch: Has any creature actually hit Graham? Has all the health loss come from the poet?
Mr_Horrible: oh no, she's forcing Graham to be a terrible manager and stack-rank his employees
Desruprot: @Orxolon its been so long since Punt/Counterpunt they were great
Orxolon: @Desruprot i loved them
IbunWest: “It’s not the Flyers.” - Annual response to who is going to win the Stanley Cup
Volus_dude: can't wait for pest. they were neat at previous strixhaven
MorganteMaggiore: what a nightmare
@MegaTrain: they are at or under 80% of their starting life total
@skycloud600: love the college themed nameplates!
@Gamehen9: The overlay themeing is always nice
@aceviru: gravemates
@LRRbot: Charging Strifeknight [2R] | Creature — Spirit Knight [3/3] | Haste / {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
@Gamehen9: Love seeing those beautiful Dragonshield land art sleeves. Was wondering if that one would work on my own Silverquill precon when they ship and clearly the answer is 'yes'. :)
@jasonkorf7700: New material
@XenoX: Crazy this is game 1 still!
@Gamehen9: Is is still game 1?! I just popped back in from a meeting that started right after game 1 began.
@Xalyn937: yup!
@Xalyn937: this is gonna be rough to get a bo3 in 50 min
EvilBadman:
Judge this other judge is assisting
funguslore: What is the prepared spell of that 4 mana firststriker?
TXC2:
IbunWest savage
LRRMTG_Judge:
jiantwitch: you could discard to draw in response before bocking if you want since it has haste. nvm
LRRMTG_Judge: @EvilBadman I'll allow it
BrowneePointz: We love Thicc Snakes around here
EthirealPlayer: Is the large first striker the emeriti?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Honorbound Page
LRRbot: Honorbound Page // Forum's Favor | Honorbound Page [3W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | First strike / This creature enters prepared. // Forum's Favor [W] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
LRRMTG_Judge: @EvilBadman REL:Axed is a powerful magic - Squirrel
foolish_s4mwise: @browneepointz and we cannot lie
CrossXhunteR: cast a creature, you won’t
MorganteMaggiore: their best?
kamkazi: ben is correct
Stormgod519: oh?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Deluge Virtuoso
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
fanofmosteverything9: Tam's is GU: Draw a card, gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn instead.
Diabore: frost lynx's got good
BrowneePointz: GU: Draw a Card, Gain a life, and reprepares on Landfall for Ben
raulghoulia: tam becomes prepared on landfall
Stormgod519: yeah
TheMinionGM: So it's like Tatyova that you pay for
thanzo: tam is tatyova with an extra step
Kivipaperisakset: Have Ian make a small electrical stun-counter rotator in TTSF
Mr_Horrible: "You ever have a Tatyova that charges rent?"
LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
TXC2: landfall contuining it's Dimagio like streak of being the problem
Orxolon: so in which school would the jocks fit in?
EvilBadman:
Yeah good thing you don't like Counters, Kathleen
Strebenherz: @Kivipaperisakset decorative beyblade
Exurgency: @thanzo Tatyova with feet, you might say
RageBaitLMAO: chat do I skip rent for a month and buy a collector box?
Dandinstorm12: nah
Diabore: @RageBaitLMAO no
Stormgod519: @RageBaitLMAO no
TXC2: RageBaitLMAO no
Sage0fMadness: @Orxolon Lorehold, based on every single one of them being swole af
Marvoleath: @Orxolon Lorehold represents the most physical ones
Paranundrox: @RageBaitLMAO that seems like a bad idea
Dandinstorm12: wait
Dandinstorm12: I get it
Pharmacistjudge: jocks can go in any school really
Orxolon: @RageBaitLMAO no
Chronomagistrate: @Orxolon All of them cos of Mage Tower, but mostly Lorehold, cos of how physical the work is
generalnuk: I would say buy singles.
Orxolon: be responsible
MaelstromSukaze: @Orxolon Lorehold has the athletes
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Remember, opening boosters is gambling
TheOneInquisitor: UG players are easily manipulated just show them 'landfall' and they will do anything
thanzo: @Exurgency truue
roastbeefsandwitch: @RageBaitLMAO You'd be better off buying 3-4 draft booster boxes. More rares, better value for at-home drafting
RageBaitLMAO: but I really want it
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 it's like crimes, where it's "we're gonna design a whole mechanic around this thing that's already powerful and you already do, but also if you can do it *a lot* it's also already exponentially more powerful"
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
Dandinstorm12: I see, the chattter with Ragebait in the name is asking the question, got it
GredGredmansson: Tam is basically Tatyova Benthic Druid
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor I'm the one green player on earth who dispeies landfall
Diabore: @roastbeefsandwitch but a collector box has the japanese mystical archives
fsforwardsound: quick study is a reprint
fanofmosteverything9: Quick Study killed it back in WOE.
TXC2: Mr_Horrible exactly
Stormgod519: oh heck yeah
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Volus_dude: Silverquill has the rich snobby brats
MorganteMaggiore: quick study is a reprint from old strixhaven right?
Mr_Horrible:
quick, someone make the Flash Counter argument
GredGredmansson: pretty sure yes
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hey chat, Graham’s shirt is like an old logo for Calgary or something, right?
30teracyte: @MorganteMaggiore wilds of eldraine
Stormgod519: kill the snorloch?
funguslore: Quick study is a reprint right?
lirazel64: @ragebaitlmao Only if you're sure the Small Claims Court clerk accepts MtG takes bribes.
theevilslime: Quick Study predates Stock Up
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JKBalch: A prismari finisher
Stormgod519: wow
Dandinstorm12: his
TXC2: ThreeTwoOnePantsOff it's the CBC logo
Dandinstorm12: *hiss
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the beginning of the end
Orxolon: so in this world the jocks love history
flatluigi: which creature had been jumped
macintose: @funguslore it sure is
Orxolon: interesting
RageBaitLMAO: can you get the Japanese. cards in the regular box?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @TXC2 that’s right, thank you! I knew it was something Canadian, it’s a part of their heritage, after all
funguslore: @ragebaitlmao yes
flatluigi: does graham want to jump one more creature and kill? :v
Stormgod519: @RageBaitLMAO in collector packs yes; in play boxes I don't think so
MorganteMaggiore: is graham plaing 20 lands? lol, i mean it's working for him so good?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oddly Wilds of Eldraine and not Strixhaven original
fanofmosteverything9: Aerial flunge!
freshmaker__: bin-kling mascot
Stormgod519: but dont quote me on that
Marvoleath: @Orxolon Yea, they seem to be Indiana Jones types, but they also have a great plains full of constantly warring spirits to study
Dandinstorm12: oof
liquidarity: "Might as well jump!"
funguslore: @stormgod519 ^
MorganteMaggiore: hyper jump
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fanofmosteverything9: Jump: An instant since 1993.
niccus: i can jump at any time
Robot_Bones: Jump in the place where you live
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gameboy350: 1 > 0
Orxolon: @Marvoleath oh i saw that,you're right
kamkazi: and this is why rnd don't normally do on board tricks
BrowneePointz: Cute Vampire Lady!
QuestionWorm: These boards are so complex I don't blame him at all lol
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @MorganteMaggiore He did put in more cards into his deck so not to deck himself, so probably includes more lands
Jon_CoffeeRobot: you can still have Graham lose 2 draw 2 if you hit him down enough!
Sage0fMadness: Arcavios has some exceptionally violent and still-spiritually-active history to study
Marvoleath:
@RageBaitLMAO You can, if the boosters are Japanese
TXC2: this being a 2 drop is amazing
PorpoisesUnknown: get DRAINED Graham
OldUncleDan: The art on her is amaing!
LRRMTG_Judge: Just a quick reminder, since we've been seeing a lot of table talk this game, that a lot of the advice we have been seeing is only ok because of REL:axed. Please do not give play advice outside your own match at your own prereleases. - BlackRose
Orxolon: *80's keyboard intensifies* go ahead and juuump
OldUncleDan: amazing!
flatluigi: graham do you want to retroactively have won :V
Dandinstorm12: lol
thanzo:
Diabore: that should only be 3 counters right?
TalpTheScot: and prepared because there was 2 drains?
Mr_Horrible:
@flatluigi no no, wrong college. *Lorehold* is the one concerned with ancient history
Jon_CoffeeRobot: sure iiiis
@Arkouchie: Oh dang I forgot that today was the PPR
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: I love me some grindy slow limited formats
@XenoX: Battlecrusier magic, my beloved
@Arkouchie: Anything funny happen during the draft?
@Arkouchie: Ooh, it's a battlecruiser limited format?
@aceviru: I mean this is 1 game
@LRRbot: Deluge Virtuoso [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorce…
@jasonkorf7700: It's one game, too soon to judge if the limited will be grindy or not
@aceviru: I don't think we can say it's battlecruiser
@LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains fly…
@Arkouchie: I just got here, I'm just going by what two different people were saying
markekv: zeah that should onlz be three
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@XenoX: @Arkouchie Sorry, I ment to say battlecruiser magic cause its seems big and slow for this format. Didnt know is was A format lol
@jasonkorf7700: Kathleen has come along way from Mono-Black Vampires to Simic Value in Commander
@LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
@LRRbot: Steal the Show [2R] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Target player discards any number of cards, then draws that many cards. / • Steal the Show deals damage equal to the number of instant and sor…
@aceviru: No worries. I still wouldn't say it's going to be slow and grindy. Because they are new to playing the cards, so what happens here is discovery, not the actual pattern expected to see
@XenoX: For sure. it is only game one
@relativiox: Yump
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@aceviru: a lot of reading and trying to showcase the lines in a way we can keep up
zagman505: I think Kathleen added 2 counters on that last one? just went from 3 power to 5 power
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TriseAlpha: Be Prepared!
Stormgod519: YEAH!!!
TXC2: power, at ANY cost
markekv: well four now
MorganteMaggiore: sign in blood yourself or him?
Dragonality: When you can see the light, but the light turns out to be the pilot-light on a flamethrower
Mr_Horrible: nah, no triggers this time
liquidarity: now there's two extra counters
RockPusher:
Jethrain: there's no counter either right?
Sage0fMadness: no counter either
Dmc3628: unfortunately blod payment isn't creature targets
Stormgod519: the sign wouldnt add, yeah
ratsalad304: been watching for years and I finally made it to a PPR live! much love to the LRR gang
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neisan2112: Oh god, the Prepared creatures in Judgestower
TXC2: hello ratsalad304 welcome
Mr_Horrible: loooootta triggers and small spells to keep track of
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @ratsalad304 they're really fun! Good to have more to hang out and chat
roastbeefsandwitch: I recently dropped my spell costs in a mono-Black deck from 4B and 2x 3B spells that draw 3 for 3 life -- to 1B Sign in Blood and 2x 2B Read the Bones, all of them draw 2 for 2 life. It's fewer cards drawn, but the mana savings are worth it.
generalnuk: I think it should be 4 counters 3 spells and abigales ability
Dandinstorm12: Graham flips Bolt
kaareendrup: GJ Nelly!
flatluigi: i think graham can swing in for at least eight flying
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jiantwitch: yeah 4 counters
liquidarity: Scheming Silvertongue seems nuts for limited
TXC2: repartee is herioc that cares about removal
BlueChloroplast: Triggers all day!
Ard_Rhys: heroic that triggers off removal
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"It's these 2 things, but also not really" is the quintessential Games Enjoyer description of things
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TriseAlpha: There is a creature that Prepares Lighting Strike...
Dmc3628: might be flunge time
Mr_Horrible: (I am also guilty of this)
generalnuk: 4 counters + 3 +1
fanofmosteverything9: The past tense of blood is "blood."
radderer: K
ThanhtTheBoss: Is repartee a single target or having a creature targetted?
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
drcthulu: twiddle bolt just kills on resolution
zagman505: especially since Graham can do the double jump trick this turn
imweasel09: at least it wasn't a contract from below, then you'd have to be giving him your cards
Mr_Horrible: you *do* have 4 lifelink, however
TXC2: ThanhtTheBoss the latter
Jon_CoffeeRobot: imagining how much damage any Niz-Mizzet would've done with Graham's deck
ThanhtTheBoss:
Thank you!
Diabore: graham showing off his big deck
TalpTheScot: yeah graham is just going to power through even with the lifelink
Dandinstorm12: Graham insured against the mill strat
loufghyslaufey: *game Won?(?!)
Gunderrode:
the grindiest of grinds
TriseAlpha: So, another question about Prepare: Are these not modal cards, like the Adventure spells? Can you not cast their Prepared Spell directly from your hand (instead of the creature)?
liquidarity: Mathleen
EbDorian:
So, we ready for a lunch-break yet?
gaigely: MANNNNN
flatluigi: this owns
zagman505:
that was one game
Stormgod519: well played!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69 Can't wait for my Quandrix pre-release kit next weekend!
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:24:17.
markekv: mathed out
insanecat6mtg:
Shurtal: Real Battlecruiser Magic
jiantwitch: abigail spell gives 2 counters, 1 in in of itself and 1 out of graduation day
Stormgod519: lol
RealGamerCow: some haymakers
TalpTheScot:
this game took longer than we usually have for a round in prerelease
gameboy350: @TriseAlpha no
anhakha: I loved BOTH of these decks.
nyc_mtg: this set rips oh my god
Jon_CoffeeRobot: banger game
NocturnalMissions: I didn't forsee the PPR beginning with a 3 hour long marital dispute.
Stormgod519: that uptime tho
Debatra: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:24:26.
jiantwitch: so it should ve 4 counters
Bruceski: That was game one
shendaras:
Kivipaperisakset: how long was that game?
MorganteMaggiore: math is for quandrix
Cuddly_Kitteh: One Hour Later
kaareendrup: Well done G! Thought the lifelinker was gonna steal the game
funguslore:
How long was that
kaareendrup: What a game
Mr_Horrible: kind of the best intro to the set you can get
TheMinionGM: I am so excited for next week
roastbeefsandwitch: LOVE the Mothman jersey, Ben!
fanofmosteverything9: Game actions were assuredly performed.
LRRMTG_Judge: @TriseAlpha You cannot. The prepared spells are only accessible once the creature is on board and prepared. - Squirrel
KodeMage: can we call time in the round?
Throgani: What an incredible first game of SOS
Debatra: Over an hour, and I loved every moment of it.
Marvoleath: @TriseAlpha Not modal, the mini card only represents what you can cast after the creature becomes prepared
TalpTheScot: 'little' dudes
Sage0fMadness: Think of the prepared spells as being cast by the creature.
OldUncleDan: My future pet card is definately going to be the 2^X draw card.
TXC2:
remember chat: a sample size of ONE does NOT indicate the speed of the format
Wolfstrike_NL: Kathleen pinged so much dmg as well
eggjustin: @TriseAlpha They are not! They can only cast the spell when the creature is on the field, and once it has met the prepared condition.
Mai_Andra: Graham representing Prismari with that shirt.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TXC2 who're also performing for camera and talking out all their plays!
Travilogue: On the loot trigger, are you able to cast a drawn instant before needing to discard it?
TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot exactly
Marvoleath:
@TriseAlpha If you would be interested, the full release notes are on the Wizards website already
Grimmbourne:
it's like kicker
Sage0fMadness: @Travilogue no
funguslore: That 3 mana creature that ramped Graham for 2 each turn saved Graham here
Marvoleath: !mtgsocial
TXC2: !mtgsos
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TriseAlpha: @LRRMTG_Judge That's what I thought, but it's good to get clarification. Thank you.
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WotC_Matt: Good morning, class.
LRRMTG_Judge:
@TriseAlpha Np - Squirrel
Stormgod519: pffty
fanofmosteverything9: Beef then side dishes.
gaigely: i think adventure is much more interesting becuase you make some choices with wheather you want a creature or value
Sage0fMadness:
TXC2: hello WotC_Matt welcome
markekv: what is the beatdown?
Stormgod519: wassup Matt!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I like how close this feels to creatures being akin to Planeswalkers where it feels like you have another player with you
markekv: are we the beatdown?
Shurtal: Wendy's asks "Where's the Beefdown?"
liquidarity: "Where's the beef-down?" May button?
markekv: does beatdown exist?
couchboyj: Beef down, the feathers of a flying cow?
Pharmacistjudge: Class, be good. superintendent Tabak is here.
Commodore_Perry_GG: One swamp this time
RockPusher: Melancholic Poets Society
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
HedgehogKnight: New button idea "Am I the beef down?"
MorganteMaggiore: oh izzet?
raulghoulia: Ben you owe Mills Lane a nickel
thanzo: new pin tight there
Sage0fMadness: Prepared is like a wizard hireling
Stormgod519: @MorganteMaggiore it is
thanzo: *right there
Jon_CoffeeRobot: quality Dominik Maeyer art
control_rig: This art is SO pretty
Sage0fMadness: You bring them along to cast a specific spell lol
Stormgod519: 50-card limited hell yeah!
MorganteMaggiore: sorry whatt????
LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
funguslore: This clean board is looking so nice
fanofmosteverything9: Poet's back. Tell a friend.
Dandinstorm12: Graham "50" Stark
BrowneePointz: Lazar
LRRMTG_Judge: don't forget to cast Charging Strifeknight so you can beef a dead horse - Squirrel
Stormgod519: Lazav?
Mr_Bitterness: Charles
CrossXhunteR: Jace
MorganteMaggiore: larry
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Graham's bolt targets have adjusted since last game
liquidarity: the bonus sheet has all banger art this time. Such a nice relief from the TMT, TLA, and FIN bonus sheet arts
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@LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two ca…
@jasonkorf7700: Kathleen signing in Blood like any good Silverquill student would
@ryangoodenow2518: holee molee
@Billy_Toler: how long was that game lol
@ryangoodenow2518: I thought Kat had it when she built that value machine but Grahm just went off
@tempestofthought: nothing cooler than when both players get to do the thing
@ryangoodenow2518: the generate 2 mana for instant and sorcery guy was pretty sweet
@shortieXV: new button? am I the beef down?
@LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
@Arkouchie: Am I the Beefdown would be a great button
@LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
RatherLargeToad: Steve
jiantwitch: Bertrand
TheBorzoi: Mel
anonarat: Nicol?
tawdry_hepburn: edgar allan
WotC_Matt: I want Graham's shirt in my size.
Bugberry: They could be from another plane
fanofmosteverything9: Carl, Melancholic Poet
LRRbot: Petrified Hamlet | Land | When this land enters, choose a land card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities. / Lands with the chosen name have "{T}: Add {C}." / {T}: Add {C}.
RockPusher:
let
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Larry The Poet Guy
Stormgod519: well rememebered
TalpTheScot: ooo
TriseAlpha: "Melancholic Poet"... not Allen? (because "Edgar" is Edgar Markov)
81ackR0se:
Cameron? 
TalpTheScot: targeted hate
foolish_s4mwise: wouldn’t Vogoss be more Witherbloom?
Stormgod519: true
flatluigi: it also still taps for its colors
RatherLargeToad: Jace Mindsculptor, no relation
WotC_Matt: Petrified Hamlet = Most of Act II
flatluigi: it just can't surveil
fanofmosteverything9: It can still tap for white and black, at least.
OldUncleDan: I feel that Larry, Darryl and Darryl would be Gruul.
TriforceDrummer: It still taps for WB
zagman505: it still color fixes, just can't surveil
CrossXhunteR: it still will tap for colored mana
LRRbot: Muse Seeker [1U] | Creature — Elf Wizard [1/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card. Then discard a card unless five or more mana was spent to cast that spell.
TheMinionGM: I think it still has mana ability
Volus_dude: poet gonna see play regular basis
funguslore: Land enters tapped
LRRMTG_Judge: It can still tap for mana of any color as well - Natedogg
Marvoleath: It keeps it's mana producing abilities, yea
Stormgod519: it just shuts off the surveil mode
GredGredmansson: We've finally achieved it: the Medium-Cash Hamlet.
LRRMTG_Judge: *mana of the relevant color, sorry - Natedogg
Mai_Andra: Somebody said Larry, and now I want to see tokens for Darryl and Darryl.
MorganteMaggiore: it's devastating for terramorphic right?
Stormgod519: Its the Sorcerer's Spyshack...
fanofmosteverything9: @GredGredmansson I assume the Spokesman was the one who petrified it.
flatluigi: @MorganteMaggiore correct! also great for the channel lands like boseju
OldUncleDan: @Mai_Andra Same thought!
Marvoleath: Yea, it changes fetchlands into Wastes
jmchap: makes it tap for colorless instead of fetch
Stormgod519: it turns off Thespian's Stage
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
Stormgod519: Fetches
Grimmbourne: You mean his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl
Stormgod519: etc etc
GredGredmansson: @fanofmosteverything9 he didn't even do anything he just kinda walked through it
funguslore: Didn't Grahams rare land enter tapped?
Sage0fMadness: no??
flatluigi: this is a new turn
LRRMTG_Judge: @MorganteMaggiore Yes, but: 1) the land does still tap for colourless mana; 2) the Hamlet's ability that lets you name a card is a trigger, which can be responded to, and so you can crack your Terramorphic in response if it's already in play. - Squirrel
LRRbot: Honorbound Page // Forum's Favor | Honorbound Page [3W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | First strike / This creature enters prepared. // Forum's Favor [W] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
EbDorian: @markekv it's what we call whichever player is tactically incentivised to be attacking based on the board-position.
funguslore: !card hamlet
LRRbot: Did you mean: Petrified Hamlet; Hamlet Captain; Hamlet Glutton; Hamlet Vanguard; Hamletback Goliath
MorganteMaggiore: @LRRMTG_Judge ah thx for the info
LRRMTG_Judge: @MorganteMaggiore npnp! - Squirrel
BrowneePointz: they are
flatluigi: so much first strike in silverquill
funguslore: !card petrefied hamlet
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bugberry: Theros
MorganteMaggiore: is leonin a specie or a tribe?
Sage0fMadness: @funguslore it enters untapped
anhakha: Doesn't amonkhet have cats?
flatluigi: !card petrified hamlet
LRRbot: Petrified Hamlet | Land | When this land enters, choose a land card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities. / Lands with the chosen name have "{T}: Add {C}." / {T}: Add {C}.
EthirealPlayer: Cappena?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: they're on New Capenna
TXC2: Alara has two kinds of cats
BrowneePointz: Zombie Leonin
Groovemancery: so is Quintorius not a Loxodon?
markekv: theros
LRRMTG_Judge: @EbDorian just want to say that I think this is a great one-sentence explanation of this super nuanced concept, well done - Squirrel
BrowneePointz: The Amonkheti Leonin are no longer living
GredGredmansson: i mean, WE have Apes and Monkeys
BusTed: It's a real Goofy/Pluto situation
RockPusher: Look, we have smol kitties and big kittiers IRL
Lamebert1415: Ixalan
Stormgod519: Luuuuuuuuuuute
LRRbot: Resonating Lute [2UR] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells." / {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have seven or more cards in your hand.
liquidarity: If they're not from Mirrodin, they're just sparkling cat-people
Marvoleath: Same as Rhox
RockPusher: not hard to imagine cat cats and cat people existing together
TriseAlpha:
Doss Lute!
Stormgod519: including the hamlet...
nyc_mtg: lute-brary of alexandria yoooo
BrowneePointz: Library of Asking Alexandria almost Online
raulghoulia: ru roh
TXC2:
RockPusher to be fair, the big cats don't also talk
Bugberry: Dominaria has cat people and regular cats.
markekv: graham might pop off next turn
fanofmosteverything9: (Road to El Dorado intensifies)
wulfram77: Ph4t l00t
BrowneePointz: that joke goes out to all the Warped Tour kids
anhakha: He can draw for the lute next turn!!
liquidarity: I prefer this Lute to any Loot
TheOneInquisitor: Oh he's going to pop *off* next turn
nyc_mtg: @BrowneePointz way better than mine lmao +2
jiantwitch: Time to library of alexandrai every turn from now on.
MorganteMaggiore: one might say that it rocks
dabudder: all these magic sets keep forcing in lute smh
Jon_CoffeeRobot: both players looking to avoid the battlecruiser
flatluigi: i think graham might have to play out his hand to not ide
flatluigi: die*
WotC_Matt: Lute-brary
Mr_Horrible: Lute Treadmill
Bugberry: @RockPusher same with Minotaurs and regular bulls existing on Theros.
fanofmosteverything9: Plink plonk
Stormgod519: LoA is a busted card...
KodeMage: we did it!
kaareendrup: Let's goooo
RockPusher: TXC2 I mean, you don't need to talk when you can *roar* and *chomp*
markekv: lute of aleandria
countingku: So it's an Emo Lute?
Bugberry: Or horses and centaurs.
TXC2: RockPusher true
EbDorian:
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TriseAlpha: Jukebox of Alexandria?
wulfram77: I feel like the lute should loot
markekv: luterary of alexandria
MorganteMaggiore: the mall of alexandria?
niccus: Alexandria Records
BrowneePointz: Like I said Ben, Library of Asking Alexandria lol
markekv: library of lutes
roastbeefsandwitch: Bard Kindred with the red Bards from Avatar?
Mr_Horrible: Yisan, our boy
fanofmosteverything9: Yisan!
nyc_mtg: !card musician
LRRbot: Musician [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Cumulative upkeep {1} / {T}: Put a music counter on target creature. If it doesn't have "At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy this creature unless you pay {1} for each music counter on it," it gains that ability.
ParaBellumInk: College Campus of Alexandria
dabudder: kathleen in the pocket of big band, to the surprise of no one
TXC2: I don't even have 7 cards in hand on turn zero, how good can LoA even be?
Gunderrode: don't ditch library. Library is literally leyline of win the game KEKW
LRRMTG_Judge:
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jamwno: also performers from spider man
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LRRbot: Visionary's Dance [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
ParaBellumInk: Anyway, here's Wonderwalls
anhakha: If a Prepared spell is on the Commander ban list, can u still play the card?
MorganteMaggiore: this one tome, at bad camp... in alexandria
BrowneePointz: Yes
Sage0fMadness: @anhakha yes.
Bugberry: Bards feel like they would be in Temur mostly, but could also go White.
Transmuted_Elf: Towashi Songshaper is still one of my all time fave card arts. sad it wasnt a cooler card.
Stormgod519: mhmm
LRRMTG_Judge: @anhakha You can! - Squirrel
Marvoleath: @anhakha Yes, same as with Garth One-Eye and Black Lotus
fanofmosteverything9: This will be on the test.
ExachixKitsune: Reading? Is that allowed?
CrossXhunteR: 7 in hand again, for lute in the upkeep
Mr_Horrible: Reading the card really do be explaining the card
TalpTheScot: I misread so many cards
LRRMTG_Judge:
remember that casting a copy a card from the banned list already exists. Garth let you cast Black Lotus.
Stormgod519: it sure does that, Ben
TriforceDrummer:
TRUE
CardiganNerd: Only one legendary card with a bard matter effect and it's mono-red, can't wait to get some more bard matters legendaries
LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Silverquill Charm [WB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Exile target creature with power 2 or less. / • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
countingku: The bad thing is Bard Class is Gruul, so you have to be Temur to play it with Prismari Stuff.
LoadingReadyRun:
With the D&D set, I guess Tabaxi are another group of cat people
@LRRbot: Petrified Hamlet | Land | When this land enters, choose a land card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities. / Lands with the chos…
@aceviru: Gross
@aceviru: They just hand those out for free now
@Arkouchie: Oh what a ridiculous hate land
@LRRbot: Muse Seeker [1U] | Creature — Elf Wizard [1/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card. Then discard a card unless five or more mana was spent to cast that spell.
@Doctor_Rockso: Forum of Amity can still tap for colored mana
@aceviru: back in my days
@jasonkorf7700: Land Hate in Standard
@jasonkorf7700: Glad to see it
@LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
@aceviru: Land hate in lands for eternal formats
@LRRbot: Honorbound Page // Forum's Favor | Honorbound Page [3W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | First strike / This creature enters prepared. // Forum's Favor [W] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 and g…
@aceviru: Basics are just a suggestion
@Arkouchie: Dominarian Cat Warrior's are their own thing
@violentfrog_: as we always say, Ajoni
@LRRbot: Resonating Lute [2UR] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells." / {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have …
@aceviru: It'll be a draw not a loot once it's active
@neebusjeebus9100: there was a card in original strixhaven called leonin lightscribe
@barb4rian: Lute seems cracked y'all
@LRRbot: Visionary's Dance [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your h…
@aceviru: good commander card yeah
@LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Silverquill Charm [WB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Exile target creature with power 2 or less. / • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
nyc_mtg: seazy deezy gets a new line of text every time someone misses a trigger off of it
Bugberry: Even when not at the end, people miss the first keyword on cards often. "Secret Reach" being the biggest example.
nyc_mtg: the explore was added like 2 weeks ago
RockPusher:
Humans well known for their ability to read the instructions
WotC_Matt: Every word is beautiful and is there for a reason.
BrowneePointz: For Paul, Tabaxi and Leonin ARE unique Species picks in 5e
BrowneePointz: Tabaxi get zoomies and Leonin get a stunning Roar
GLHFMagic: Every Word is Sacred (to the tune of, well, you know)
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Housecatpeople and Bigcatpeople
WotC_Matt: Every word yearns to be read.
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bugberry pub quiz for anyone interested: without looking, what keywords does Questing Beast have?
LoadingReadyRun:
@BrowneePointz excellent
MorganteMaggiore: i was gonna say that i'm gonna bring my lesson notes at my pre release but i'm pretty sure it's illegal to actual bring pre written down stuff (exept for the side guide between games)
kaareendrup: I'm sure you'll live to see the bottom of your library again, Graham
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TheOneInquisitor: @BrowneePointz ... 5e has a strixhaven book so were the cats there listed as leonin or tabaxi
GLHFMagic: MISS U PEEPS
drewm1022: Vigilance haste, and trample.
ParaBellumInk: Vigilance, Haste, Deathtouch
Bugberry: deathtouch, haste, vigilance
Stormgod519: do what to what?
dabudder: @LRRMTG_Judge deathtouch haste vigilance
swordmaster2551: now will graham remember it's 7 or more not just exactly 7 like library
LRRbot: Rapier Wit [1W] | Instant | Tap target creature. If it's your turn, put a stun counter on it. / Draw a card.
Sage0fMadness: They just added the Sorcerer creature type in ECL, hope we see some support for that eventually (they have a long way to go to catch up to Wizard lol)
RockPusher: GLHFMagic ♫ … if a word is wasted… ♫
flatluigi: is graham just dead
GLHFMagic: @RockPusher u get it XD
drewm1022: Oh yeah dt. dammit.
flatluigi: did we follow up the hour long game with a five minute gamne
Bugberry: I know what they are because it has no evasion keyword and no way of protecting itself.
Pharmacistjudge: Questing beast lets you Counter a Spell, Draw a Card, Return a permanent to it's owners hand and Tap all creatures your opponents control. Right?
LRRMTG_Judge: @MorganteMaggiore You can't refer to anything during the games. Between games and rounds, you're fine to do whatever. - Squirrel
flatluigi: but how much psychic damage are you taking graham
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Natedogg2: Matt Tabak is a person that I look up to, in more ways than one.
Stormgod519: @Pharmacistjudge you also get to destroy a nonbasic on an oppo's board
Invitare: I find it strange that we're seeing blue/red be slower than white/black
fanofmosteverything9: @RockPusher Mark gets quite irate?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Whenever this beast quests, it becomes prepared.
TalpTheScot: oh no
control_rig: That's not a good sign
Robot_Bones: As your lawyer...\
Dmc3628: vamp
funguslore:
Iperithon: that lute with crackle with power in the limited set...
KodeMage: is kathleen blocking?
bubba0077: brace yourselves
dabudder: phil time
Mai_Andra: Graham Stark, who did NOT die...
TalpTheScot: ben vamp!
LRRMTG_Judge: @Pharmacistjudge Close. It draws a card, then when you play a land, if it's the first time this ability has resolved... - Squirrel
imweasel09: i thoguht she was silverquill not quandrix
MrSarkhan: Who is Phil Time?
LithelyUnshod: There's a better Murder in the set
RockPusher:
fanofmosteverything9 
Stormgod519: good joke streamer
tagonist_: Make me laugh funny man
MorganteMaggiore: the artistocrats
Bugberry: QB also hits a planeswalker when hitting the opponent, can't be blocked by 2 power creatures, and anti-fog for your own guys.
liquidarity: oh, my dumb-butt just realized that Graham is wearing that shirt to color coordinate as prismari
WotC_Matt: "I have to do some math here." —Silverquill students, last words
anhakha: Remember rule 104.3, Graham. Kathleen can't kill you if you invoke this rule.
CrossXhunteR: prepared spells exist because they say they do
Orxolon: who is on third?
Terminal423: Math instilling fear is just a reasonable reaction
WotC_Matt: So, let me tell you a story...
FauksStarling: @WotC_Matt This is why you need Quandrix friends.
Stormgod519: @Orxolon no, Who is on first!
Marvoleath: !card Garth One-Eye
LRRbot: Garth One-Eye [WUBRG] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [5/5] | {T}: Choose a card name that hasn't been chosen from among Disenchant, Braingeyser, Terror, Shivan Dragon, Regrowth, and Black Lotus. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy.
RatherLargeToad: It’s kind of like Exhaust, but fancier!
TriseAlpha:
@Pharmacistjudge That's a very Cryptic interpretation..., does it follow that Command?
anhakha: *104.3a
OmegaPlatinum: @WotC_Matt OH BOY STORY TIME :3
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RockPusher: Ab-bae-gale
Stormgod519: dang, right before I gotta leave
ParaBellumInk: @Bugberry Mm, it's evasion isn't a keyword, just 'can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less"
Natedogg2: "I was told there would be no math" - A theatre student
RatherLargeToad: “Curse you (Aba)Gail!”
BusTed: 🛞
Kivipaperisakset: dang, now I need to keep an eye for the story in chat
TXC2: I assume Mark Rosewater will have an IN DEPTH artical on prepared
flatluigi: lute is seven or more thankfully
TriforceDrummer: Notably the Lute says 7 or more cards in hand
LRRMTG_Judge: I will say that when the rules explainer started and Nelson said the prepared card produced a copy of the spell in exile, my eyes widened and I immediately opened the release notes - Squirrel
Bugberry: @ParaBellumInk that's why it said it doesn't have any evasion keywords.
JinaMahavira: It is 7 or more
fanofmosteverything9: Note: Lute does not loot.
swordmaster2551: it's 7 or more
foolish_s4mwise: @rockpusher ain’t that the truth
EthirealPlayer: Prepared seems like a tweak on how activated abilities would play, but with extra cast triggers and secret only once per turn added on?
drewm1022: @TXC2 You might say, he has it prepared.
Stormgod519: @LRRMTG_Judge yeah I was reading the release notes extensively this morning lol
TXC2: drewm1022 ah ha ha!
ParaBellumInk: @Bugberry I was agreeing with you XD
Stormgod519: will likely do that again next friday
TriseAlpha: Das Lute!
Dmc3628: used to alexandria being exactly
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Marvoleath: I am slightly disappointed that Library of Leng wont be on arena because it sucked to program, my Queen Kayla brawl deck could use it
Stormgod519: the lute, idk
Bugberry: @EthirealPlayer it depends. Some are instants and can be prepared more than once a turn.
RockPusher:
TriseAlpha: Loot Lute?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: really looking forward to the Set Review TTC episodes
Kivipaperisakset: Man, the lute doesn't even loot
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Stormgod519 This is right after work for me and I had to cook dinner, so I came in unprepared. That's my excuse - Squirrel
BrowneePointz: yes
Stormgod519: I am so hyped for the set review
ParaBellumInk: Ofc, the part everyone forgets for QB is "Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can’t be prevented.:
raulghoulia: part 1 video came out earlier.
CrossXhunteR: it is out
Debatra: Yep.
BrowneePointz: went up 6 mins before PPR
lamina5432: its out
KodeMage: it was out the same minute the stream started or so
therealflyingtoastr: Lute with Paradox Engine though...
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LoadingReadyRun:
@Sage0fMadness I noticed that. I know the difference in the context of D&D, but I'm not sure about how Sorcerer is different from Wizard in MtG
liquidarity: The first set review for North100 is out
LRRMTG_Judge:
for all questions from Libary of Leng, please see the article written by Natedogg on reddit.
EthirealPlayer: @Bugberry It was a bit of a generalization
Natedogg2: I did write an article this week about Library of Leng and its "weird" interactions.
Stormgod519: @LRRMTG_Judge ah fair. Im in the Moonbase time zone AND on spring break so Im having more free time
TXC2: SUB HYPE ONE HUNDRED1
TriforceDrummer: Oh look at that, a North100 with Ancestral Recall in the thumbnail
noSmokeFire: nervcited
fanofmosteverything9: I'm looking forward to the Deck Tech.
Mr_Horrible: anxcited
Lilith_Nowhere: Sorcerer is red, wizard is blue
TalpTheScot: does it involve graham sticking his face in more food?
RockPusher:
neisan2112: I' so excited from hearing about it the other day
Stormgod519: storm is 100
fanofmosteverything9: Nervoucited!
BusTed: just a skateboard
Shurtal: """"""Deck Tech""""""
RelwinEJ: Pizza Face will be tough to top from last set
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Stormgod519: @Natedogg2 I saw that one yeah. very cool
LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
Bugberry: @ParaBellumInk That's my favorite part because it makes Fog effects work aggressively if you run it as a commander.
Mangledpixel: your Deck Techs are always great, Ben
Stormgod519: okay, chat I sadly gotta bounce. its workout time. take care yall
luckyalien013: Lovely to see how much Loot has developed since spawning from a pod as a teddybear
TalpTheScot: they are only small
Stormgod519:
Debatra: Shhh! Don't tell other people about my pet card's fun interactions!
RockPusher: later Stormgod519
jiantwitch:
@Natedogg2 it is a shame we won't get library of leng on arena.
LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
TXC2: wild that Arena could make Slyivan library work, but not Library on leng
Its_Eros: @Natedogg2 And as comprehensive as it was, I immediately got asked about how Madness works with it.
TriforceDrummer: @Natedogg2 That was a fun article to read, and make me realize I didn't know anything about how it works. Cause I thought it would trigger leaves the GY effects, but it sure seems like it doesn't.
ParaBellumInk: @Bugberry It also stops Protection damage prevention XD
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun I think the story is they wanted to use Shaman in a less generic way due to its real-life connotations. So I feel like they reached to the D&D sphere as something that's familiar to them
TXC2: so long Stormgod519 stay safe
Natedogg2: @jiantwitch No, it is a blessing. Sorry.
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Is there a warlock type in Magic the way there is in D&D?
Pharmacistjudge: Not sorry
ParaBellumInk: @ParaBellumInk Which is why QB can still kill someone with Commander Damage if they Teferi's Protection
@LRRbot: Rapier Wit [1W] | Instant | Tap target creature. If it's your turn, put a stun counter on it. / Draw a card.
@aceviru: forget murder, settle the wreckage
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza…
@SingerOfW: abigail punch!
@OVER-KiLL: almost forgot about The LRR•PPR
@aceviru: overkill, get prepared
@NivMrTheFiremind: Woo! First pre-prerelease I’m catching live!
@OVER-KiLL: how You been ACE , good to see ya
@aceviru: tune in
@aceviru: it's out now
@taeasakura: We believe in you Ben
@Gamehen9: ooo, excited to see what 'Deck Tech' has for us
@LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
@OVER-KiLL: nervecited
@aceviru: @over-kill been alright, good to finally catch this early again
@LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
bucknasty6464: landscape painter is just Splatoon
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
anhakha: Seize the spoils is great in The Green Goblin deck. So. Much. Value.
fanofmosteverything9: Bear with Bauble
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn warlock is a type in MtG already
jiantwitch: @Natedogg2 one mans blessing another mans treasure... oh wait i mean...
Marvoleath: @ArtDecoSunburn Yes, any witches are Warlock subtype in mtg
TheOneInquisitor: Graham may be on the verge of death but he's getting to draw so many cards before going out and thats the dream I wanna leave on my prerelease
Natedogg2: @Its_Eros Yes, you have to discard it to exile to actually get the madness trigger. You can't discard it to the top of your library.
flatluigi: well, use the floating red and make a treasure
WotC_Matt: Opus abilities (shoutout Bloom County) resolve before the spells that caused them to trigger.
Kivipaperisakset: !card unexpected windfall
LRRbot: Unexpected Windfall [2RR] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
ExachixKitsune: Nice of magic to release a set that makes the players do so much maths you could end with a GCSE
Its_Eros: @anhakha Magar of the Magic Strings loves all of these too.
flatluigi: did graham attack with that elemental?
fanofmosteverything9: It was stunned.
Dmc3628: got stunned by wit
Its_Eros: @Natedogg2 That's where I lead them.
TalpTheScot: so many game actions
Anubis169: ExachixKitsune: Ever seen DND players exploit supermarket deals?
flatluigi: aha
kaareendrup: It had a stun counter
anhakha: I really hope G finds Prismari before the match finishes...
Bugberry: @ParaBellumInk Or the One Ring.
anhakha: I want to see some storm.
flatluigi: i missed kathleen playing a stun spell
ExachixKitsune:
@Anubis169 : 
ArtDecoSunburn watched 45 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
LRRbot: Cheerful Osteomancer // Raise Dead | Cheerful Osteomancer [3B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [4/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Raise Dead [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
fanofmosteverything9: "Yay bones!"
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flatluigi: lmao raise dead
Dandinstorm12: he's so prepared
control_rig: More like a 3/3-can
TriseAlpha: Happy Bon... nope.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath Interesting. Thank you.
TXC2:
happy bone wizard
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "Return target Abigale from your graveyard to your hand"
flatluigi: o7 graham
andrew632: get him Kathleen!
BrowneePointz: Did you see the concept Art video Ben? There's a Witherbloom Bear Druid with the SICKEST Tac Jacket
Mr_Horrible: still waiting for them to print a "Raze Dead"
ArtDecoSunburn: @Anubis169 Monty Hall gaming at its finest.
CrossXhunteR: I realize now that I will be busting out the 3d printer this week before prerelease to make prepared tokens
anhakha: No fear. Majestic.
Anubis169:
Dandinstorm12: The poet sighs, knowing it's fate
fanofmosteverything9: One off?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Good to know.
anonarat: Don't forget the drain
LRRbot: Masterful Flourish [B] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
TXC2: Dandinstorm12 takes one last drag on the cigerette "life, non?"
Dandinstorm12: oof
LRRbot: Prismari Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surveil 2, then draw a card. / • Prismari Charm deals 1 damage to each of one or two targets. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Dandinstorm12: oui
Anubis169: That was still a masterful play
fanofmosteverything9: Make them have it.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: especially when still on 20 life
NocturnalMissions: If a certain mouse wouldn't be a dingbat, you could have "Be Prepared" on a button for everytime a creature becomes prepared
fanofmosteverything9: (He did have it.)
Dmc3628: least the chip drain of the poet's gone
Dandinstorm12: Graham staring down the barrel here
funguslore: Prismari charm looks very strong
Bearudite: vvvvvv8
TriseAlpha:
is it a loot or a rummage?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @funguslore all the new charm cycle looks great, been too long since we had them
anhakha: I want to play a cat deck using cards from this set. Starts singing the song "Be Prepared" from The Lion King.
Dandinstorm12: They do different things
TXC2: !card izzet charm
LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Prismari, the Inspiration [5UR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / Ward—Pay 5 life. / Instant and sorcery spells you cast have storm.
Anubis169: oh hello
TalpTheScot: oh damn
Dmc3628: big dargon
TheOneInquisitor: DRAGON STORM
funguslore: Yesss
RockPusher: Dragon: Big
Zatengo: big dragon
TriseAlpha: Hey there Prismari.
CobaltShuriken: THE BIG DRAGON
fanofmosteverything9: Dagron!
kaareendrup: DRAGON
EthirealPlayer: bigger than before?
Terminal423: DAGRON
donestebandewelparel: Beeeg Boi
Kivipaperisakset: we have a storm warning in Victoria
RatherLargeToad: still need you to storm off
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foolish_s4mwise: I love that King Gizz album
anhakha: I really hope Graham is holding onto 5 1 mana spells.
RockPusher: [hearty chortle]
LRRbot: End of the Hunt [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
flatluigi: AHAHA
Dandinstorm12: Are you not inspired??
Dmc3628: funnily there's a storm warning in HI
zagman505:
Bearudite: sensiblechuckle . gif
gaigely: NOOOOOO
BusTed:
funguslore:
Kivipaperisakset: aww
anhakha: Boooooo xD
Jon_CoffeeRobot: chomp
gaigely: NOPE
Dandinstorm12: exiles a
andrew632:
Immediate answer 
KWardJenx: rude
anhakha: Yeeeeee
Thisbymaster:
no ward
jiantwitch: it is an edict
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Anubis169: LOL
TXC2: it's an edict
TheOneInquisitor: but... but storm....
CobaltShuriken: NOOO
Marvoleath: it's edict
kaareendrup: The perfect counter
Mr_Horrible: that's extremely funny
Terminal423: RIP
Dandinstorm12: exiles G
fanofmosteverything9: Exiled.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: incredible stuff
TriseAlpha: Do you think Kolaghan would be upset that Primari is the "storm dragon"?
Tom_Bruise: 7 mana Cast Sad targeting self
GhostValv: edict effects sheesh
Boltarion: WTF
gaigely: man i wanna see storm D:
RatherLargeToad: how rude
control_rig: But stoooooorm D:
RealGamerCow: that's some red hot BS. (affectionate)
ExachixKitsune: wow
Anubis169: "nope"
Kivipaperisakset: Is the sealed league with these decks?
TalpTheScot: what a paly
TalpTheScot: play
Strebenherz: oh WOW that gets around ward
TheOneInquisitor: but the storm count....
Terminal423: That's so mean
zagman505:
that was brutal
shamblingkrenshar: If Galazeth is "The Inspiration" why don't they give creatures Inspired? Doesn't seem very good at their job.
Dandinstorm12: No you aren't Kathleen
kaareendrup: What a game
WotC_Matt: Hello, Dragon. Goodbye, Dragon.
JKBalch: Sorry, I just coughed up my coffee. Kathleen What!
ExachixKitsune: Game 1: Lasts 400 years. Game 2: lasts 400 seconds
Alex_Frostfire: Notably, it also does *not* trigger Repartee.
RockPusher: Look, it was here for a big time, not for a long time.
Mr_Horrible: that mage hunter like "They're gonna be talking about this at the bar for years"
RatherLargeToad: Ray’s dead?!?
@OVER-KiLL: gonna go check out the last of the spoilers i havent seen yet
@LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
@Taramoor: So when is somebody going to cast Shahrazad?
@LRRbot: Cheerful Osteomancer // Raise Dead | Cheerful Osteomancer [3B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [4/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Raise Dead [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your grav…
@trashpanda09: Gravedigger got BUFF
@pharmacistjudge: you have time to go to the gym when you outsource the digging
@LRRbot: Masterful Flourish [B] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Prismari Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surveil 2, then draw a card. / • Prismari Charm deals 1 damage to each of one or two targets. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
@LRRbot: Prismari, the Inspiration [5UR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / Ward—Pay 5 life. / Instant and sorcery spells you cast have storm.
@Taramoor: Dragonstorm is every year!
@LRRbot: End of the Hunt [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
@aceviru: o7
@Merc1987: o7
@yannickpare6778: brutal
Dandinstorm12: Poet "The pain, like the road, goes on."
LoadingReadyRun: "For liability purposes, I did not target the creature"" --Kathleen (probably)
andrew632:
Game 3?
Tom_Bruise: It's not as if there'd be anything *scarier than Prismari* to be afraid of
Marvoleath: "It dies to doomblade" is a saying for a reason
JKBalch: Removal wins games
TheOneInquisitor: @LoadingReadyRun Leave it up to Silverquill to find the Exact Words
RatherLargeToad: Kentucky Fried Owlin
TalpTheScot: @LoadingReadyRun thats the most silverquill way of dealing with it, clever wordplay
WotC_Matt: If it looks hopeless, it's only because it very much is.
Dandinstorm12: lol
fanofmosteverything9: Block the bird, secondary to bolting it.
anhakha: Cards in hand?
anhakha: Is it 7?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Occam's Boardstate
donestebandewelparel: Go graham
Haroldholmes25: imagine dragon?
Revelia: @shamblingkrenshar The non-fun rules answer is Inspired is an ability word and can't be referenced on cards. Like landfall or opus
Dandinstorm12: what
OldUncleDan: Four is not Zero!
LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
cotillion1850: this why we don’t play 7 drops unless they say I win upon resolution
Mr_Horrible: "What if the world was made of pudding"
TXC2:
if it's hopeless, set things on fire, at least that way you'll be warm
LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Natedogg2: Imagine dragons
foolish_s4mwise: I could eat Abigale…. [user has been put in horny jail for this comment]
donestebandewelparel: Thers your storm
Dandinstorm12: idk 7 drops in limited is fine
Dandinstorm12: *are fine
freshmaker__: Love that these lands are back
Thisbymaster: math is hard...
generalnuk: it enters tapped right
ihlendrax: I just now noticed the color borders around the player names matching their schools. Nice touch, Paul.
andrew632: @foolish_s4mwise karaage?
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
shamblingkrenshar: @Revelia Well Galazeth should have picked a more achievable career goal then
anhakha: U used too much mana
generalnuk: land enters tapped right?
Dandinstorm12: how very unsubtle Graham
foolish_s4mwise: @andrew632 …not quite.
anhakha: The lands tap for double
swordmaster2551: was that too many land taps?
Sage0fMadness: it enters untapped
Marvoleath: @generalnuk unless you control 2 or more lands
Marvoleath: those are the "slowlands"
LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Dandinstorm12: drew the poet and boy we know it
Its_Eros: @generalnuk If you have 2 or more other lands, no. It's a slow land. Tapped *unless* you control two ore more others.
jiantwitch: Bertrand makes a return from the grave!
fanofmosteverything9: Bertrand lives!
Alex_Frostfire: Technically speaking, they can still tap for single.
liquidarity: Bert
Sage0fMadness: STP lol
flatluigi: ahaha
WotC_Matt: "Moron!" (Unsubtle Mockery flavor text that got cut.)
Dandinstorm12: Nice
Dandinstorm12: cut for space?
rodman91bull: wait, the lands don't lose the ability to tap for 1 mana?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Goblin Diplomats
LRRbot: Goblin Diplomats [1R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | {T}: Each creature attacks this turn if able.
LRRbot: Fix What's Broken [2WB] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Return each artifact and creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
rodman91bull: Broken
Dandinstorm12: oh wow
BlueChloroplast: @wotc_matt XD
Dmc3628: oof
Dandinstorm12: that's uh
flatluigi: it's ONLY the four drops
gaigely: EACH????
flatluigi: or ONLY the three drops
Its_Eros: Not or less
gaigely: OH
Bruceski: not X or less
LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza [1{W/B}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Wut the- !?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's like Immortal Servitude
flatluigi: it would be ridiculous if it was or less
TXC2: has each, but lacks or less
CrossXhunteR: god, imagine if it was Or Less
Alex_Frostfire: It'd be super busted with "or less."
anhakha: Lurrus eating good.
loufghyslaufey: W o t . . . !
liquidarity: if you get the 4 drop you can get Abigail with the raise dead
TriseAlpha: There's no way that'd be uncommon with "or less" on it
ihlendrax: That in a Lurrus deck is gonna be gross.
raulghoulia: yadda yadda
fanofmosteverything9: Is she?
flatluigi: to be fair graham this time the words weren't on the card
Sandeon: doesn't target creatures!
kaareendrup: Why does she drain?
Sage0fMadness: doesn't drain
Sage0fMadness: @TriseAlpha it's not an uncommon
Jethrain: it's not even targeting something in the graveyard
flatluigi: magecraft
Dandinstorm12: seems good with the Oceleot Pride package
funguslore: +1 life for Kathleen tho
kaareendrup: Magecraft
Marvoleath: It's Heroic, but with crimes
TXC2: wasn't Magecraft in Magic origens?
WotC_Matt: Why doesn't Kathleen, the drainier of the two, not simply drain the other one?
Bugberry: That's Spell Mastery
Dmc3628: spell mastery TXC
Marvoleath: @TXC2 that was Spell mastery
LoadingReadyRun: @Marvoleath Criminally Heroic?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that dichotomy will take a little bit to internalize, I think
TXC2: Dmc3628 Marvoleath right, thank you
gaigely: wait about the ruling on prepared spell does magecraft trigger off the copy ability cus when the creature prepared its creates a copy?
OldUncleDan: Fart of the Cards, Graham... Fart of the Cards!
TXC2: and Bugberry
Zatengo:
magic has to many magic-related mechanics
@aceviru: Prisma-who?
@LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
@LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
@aceviru: imagine (storming) dragon
@orangetuxedoman: I'm late! chat did I miss anything!?
@glogic007: NOT ETB
@aceviru: only 1 game
@LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Fix What's Broken [2WB] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Return each artifact and creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
@aceviru: fix my back?
@LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza…
@orangetuxedoman: new Abigale card! this is great news
LRRMTG_Judge: @gaigely that is... a really good question. Please hold while I go look up some stuff - Squirrel
WotC_Matt: Magecraft won't trigger when you create the copy in exile. That's not copying a spell.
Dmc3628: yes the fact that 4 of the colleges all have mechanics that proc on instant/sorcery cast but variation of what it is will certainly challenge
jiantwitch: @gaigely magecraft triggers on copies so yes.
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Sequencing" Stark
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
Marvoleath: @gaigely you cast the copy, but copy the card, so only trigger on cast afaik (not a judge)
RatherLargeToad: Normal mana. Normal mana! NORMAL MANA!
WotC_Matt: Magecraft will trigger when you eventually cast the copy from exile though.
LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
jiantwitch: Oh i was wrong because it is in exile?
jiantwitch: Strange design choice to not function with magecraft
flatluigi: land for turn
CompleteIndieYT: Does anyone know when the oracle update rolls out?
fanofmosteverything9: @jiantwitch Because preparing is copying a card rather than a spell.
flatluigi: ?
CompleteIndieYT: Im curious what the Books are
flatluigi: @CompleteIndieYT release, generally
Marvoleath: @jiantwitch no, because it's not a spell when you copy it (spells exist on stack)
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot Huh. So Prismari managed to keep half of the Magecraft ability?
Sage0fMadness: copying an object is not the same as copying a spell on the stack
LRRMTG_Judge: @jiantwitch Magecraft triggers when you copy a spell on the stack, not copying a card in another zone (but if you copy a cad in another zone and then cast it, you can get a magecraft trigger for casting it) - Natedogg
Sage0fMadness: magecraft will trigger when you cast your prepared spell
andrew632: @gaigely Magecraft triggers on cast and copies, unless you're talking about a SOS mechanic
WotC_Matt: You all those cards that exile a card, have you copy the card then cast the copy? You know how all those don't work with magecraft? Prepare is the same thing, just from a different zone.
LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
anhakha: Graham dies to two sign in blood's
Anubis169:
Dandinstorm12: The Cat came back, the very next game
Mangledpixel: the cat came back the very next day
baneless27: lol g1 graham
RockPusher: Mrow! *sound of ink being spilled*
Dandinstorm12: I see you @Mangledpixel
foolish_s4mwise: so, what was the previous PPR length record?
Mangledpixel: hehe
CompleteIndieYT: I'm rooting for Kathleen
Sage0fMadness: Round 1 has a long track record of running long lol
TXC2:
foolish_s4mwise it still might be Aether revolt?
BrowneePointz: @WotC_Matt I will say I'm always in awe of your team's ability. Like, Prepare groks SO simply during play, but making it work in the rules had to have been some mental acrobatics
ParaBellumInk: I feel like 10 hours or near that?
fanofmosteverything9: Five cards in hand? Like a peasant!?
donestebandewelparel: Do all of Grahams clothes all have the same red/orange/yellow colourscheme? 🤔😅
kaareendrup: Two flyers to attack could be gg
Dandinstorm12: daaamn
TriforceDrummer: with a cat?
ParaBellumInk: For longest PPR
LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
anhakha: Settle the Wreckage is on the bonus sheet, right?
LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
EvilBadman: @anhakha lol
TXC2:
anhakha it better not be
Dmc3628: Berserk sure is
OldUncleDan: Turns out... The Bird played You!
Dandinstorm12: lol
RatherLargeToad: Bird Warlock is more fun
Volus_dude: edge of eneternities was rather quick when graham played with his monoist deck and killed the corgi.
WotC_Matt:
@BrowneePointz I am often impressed with myself as well. My team's fine. 
Alex_Frostfire: They're up there with bird bards tbh
TalpTheScot: graham is going to have nightmares about this owl
Bugberry: all you need is kill
LRRbot: Steal the Show [2R] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Target player discards any number of cards, then draws that many cards. / • Steal the Show deals damage equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.
foolish_s4mwise: @anhakha nononononONONONO
Dandinstorm12: Graham sure has drawn lots of cards
TheOneInquisitor: You cannot quell the urge ben
Lord_Dodo: Graham coming from a troubled past, knows only Kill
LRRMTG_Judge: Ha I should've just read chat instead of diving the rules, I was about to come back and say that magecraft _would_ trigger. - Squirrel
fanofmosteverything9: It's one heck of a Spellgorger Weird.
Dandinstorm12: Graham, you're already in the match, you don't need to steal the show
Jensling: Me when I heard they ruined Nadu because they wanted him to be "exciting/playable in commander": BIRD WIZARD! He was already a BIRD WIZARD! xD
funguslore: Chump 4/4
LRRMTG_Judge: I guess the difference is that a "prepare spell" (the wording in the prepare description) is not "an instant or sorcery spell" (what magecraft looks for), the latter of which I think uniquely refers to an object on the stack. - Squirrel
markekv: six seven
WotC_Matt: This has been a great game.
jiantwitch: why block trampler
TXC2: Dandinstorm12 stealling the show is Prismari's deal
kaareendrup: GG
TheOneInquisitor: Phooey
TalpTheScot: what a round
CobaltShuriken: exactsies!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 👏
jiantwitch: ah okay
Boltarion: PHE2W
Dandinstorm12: dang
Terminal423: GG
shendaras:
TriforceDrummer: GG
BusTed: ggs
donestebandewelparel: Lets go
TXC2: GGs
Anubis169: That was intense!!
gaigely: MAN
foolish_s4mwise: for anybody else who might’ve been concerned I can confirm Settle the Wreckage is NOT on the bonus sheet
donestebandewelparel: Gg
TheLadyMakai: gg
kaareendrup: What a match
flatluigi: a clean two hours to the end of game 1
Kobaltski_: the set is soooo cool
TheOneInquisitor: Great match to start with
Dandinstorm12: turns out drawing cards is good
Debatra: Wait, how big was the one with Trample?
Sage0fMadness: Excellent match
TXC2: foolish_s4mwise oh thank the Gods
Anubis169:
It really is Kobaltski_ 
RatherLargeToad: Sparks were flying in this heated battle!
foolish_s4mwise:
synthalanar: that'
fanofmosteverything9: Impressive repartee indeed.
EbDorian: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:03.
TalpTheScot: so many game actions
thanzo:
GG
TheOneInquisitor: REALLY showed off how good both archetypes can get
Anubis169: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 13:47:00.
WotC_Matt: As Silverquill often says, word.
Marvoleath: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 13:47:10.
CobaltShuriken: both schools looked very strong
kaareendrup: Kathleen your deck had so much synergy
synthalanar: that's a very Kathleen approach to playing MtG
thanzo: some close matches
Darksualc: wouldn't prismary be the ones to do nothing but look good doing it?
donestebandewelparel: Do all of Grahams clothes all have the same red/orange/yellow colourscheme? 🤔😅
KWardJenx: Silverquill died beautifully. The Romantics would be pleased
ParaBellumInk: I still say Lute is College Campus of Alexandria
Strebenherz: Hella good showing
Dandinstorm12: oh boy
emilevitt:
silverquill looks sick!
Anubis169:
Dandinstorm12: lock in team
funguslore:
MrSarkhan: so much yapping
RockPusher:
@LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that …
@aceviru: graham tapper doing the thing
@LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
@LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
@aceviru: *counters screech*
@OVER-KiLL: set looks pretty fun
@LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Encouraging Aviator // Jump | Encouraging Aviator [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it becomes prepared. // Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains fly…
@orangetuxedoman: oh, another poet for my poet deck!
@aceviru: Gib wizards.
@LRRbot: Steal the Show [2R] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Target player discards any number of cards, then draws that many cards. / • Steal the Show deals damage equal to the number of instant and sor…
@Merc1987: hard fought
@aceviru: round 1
@aceviru: game 2
@OVER-KiLL: Big G repping Prismari well with that loud shirt tho
@tempestofthought: both decks kinda ruled
TXC2:
that was a little talking?
Anubis169: Crack that pack! Crack that pack!
ZoomShark: @loufghyslaufey Squirrels aren't known for their opposable fingers..
ExachixKitsune:
Dandinstorm12: gottem
Iperithon: I'm so used to watching PPR on YT and just looked to to see when next game was to skip forward... weird being live
Incarnate5: That was a lot of fun
BusTed:
MrSarkhan:
DeM0nFiRe:
fanofmosteverything9: Graham speaking from the heavens.
RockPusher: You can't tell Matt what to do!
raulghoulia: lol
RatherLargeToad:
thanzo:
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Lonesome Unicorns!
TheOneInquisitor: THANKS EDITOR MATT
loufghyslaufey: @ZoomShark O doubt they'd need them for a keyboard
synthalanar: @Iperithon that happens to me all the time
GredGredmansson: Greetings, you Shadewing Laureates!
LRRMTG_Judge: @loufghyslaufey Making mistakes and updating our understanding is a core part of being a judge. The game is complex and nuanced and it's much more important to be willing to be incorrect than to stick to your initial reading or intuition. No shame in it. - Squirrel
RatherLargeToad: Alma matter. Alma father
loufghyslaufey: *I doubt
TXC2:
I'm the janitor
Chichen: "my girlfriend goes another magical school"
Chichen: goes to*
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TriseAlpha: Inkling Mascot is the Carolina Panther?
JKBalch: Oh yeah, Kathleen really enjoyed the Sedgemoor Witch from original Strixhaven
loufghyslaufey:
I cast... "Doubt" for one & a blue +X
ParaBellumInk: Unfortunately, will have to catch rest of PPR on the VOD - about time for me to sleep
ZoomShark: Was that irony or on purpose? :')
Volus_dude: merfolk for prof
TXC2: so long ParaBellumInk sleep well
ParaBellumInk: Will do, lol
foolish_s4mwise: foreshadowing is a literary device…
RockPusher: Newt! Newt!
fanofmosteverything9: Manamander
RatherLargeToad: just deadly little guys
funguslore: Its the new poison dart frog
Iperithon: When did our mana dorks become frogs?
Marvoleath: There is also a frog with Increment
TXC2: I need to find the source of the "foreshadowing is a narative device" joke, 'cause if it's Napolean Blowapart, that would be increadible
GredGredmansson: E
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eggjustin: E
jiantwitch: I wonder if these prepared spells that do not yet have a printed spell, would be printed in the future? Like in futuresight ish-
Strebenherz:
Marvoleath: so you can increment the frog
Anubis169: Bane of my uni experiences
BrowneePointz: Quintorius is such a Good Boy Q.Q
RockPusher: A group project. You know, that you do on your own!
BrowneePointz: Bestial Menace!
GredGredmansson: @jiantwitch they could be, but i don't see 5 mana Divination being printed any time soon
fanofmosteverything9: Love the cone of creatures.
baneless27: lol n1 graham
ZoomShark: @loufghyslaufey Was that typo irony or on purpose? :') @loufghyslaufey
Natedogg2: Beastial Menace?
TriseAlpha: Proposal for a new Un set card: "Math is for Blockers", All attacking modified creatures become Blocked.
jiantwitch: @GredGredmansson maybe a precon deck.
RatherLargeToad: only 2?
Anubis169: LOL
Strebenherz: HAH nice kathleen
Anubis169: Dayum, Kathleen laying the smack DOWN
JKBalch: Kathleen's righteous rage
RockPusher:
funguslore: Nice one
Strebenherz: "sometimes"
emilevitt: holy shit
anhakha: Oh bum, advert.
emilevitt: deserved!
doubleo21: That tracks. Awesome job
Tom_Bruise: That's worse than that one time a guy in my group project responded to criticism by dropping out
TXC2:
fucking hog wild time for an ad there twitch
ElektroTal: yeah now you're just an internet celebrity beloved worldwide
eggjustin: lmao, my last group project in college contained a $100 shirked sushi bill and one of the members leaving the state rather than show up
WotC_Matt: Group Project: "Whenever you attack with each creature you control except one, put a +1/+1 counter on the creature that didn't attack."
mehfromBL: got an ad for kfc garlic butter chicken
GredGredmansson: bloomburrow
TheOneInquisitor: I liked the original bloomburrow art more it was really cute
Wolfii_TV: why ads now twitch
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EvilBadman: @TXC2 watch your profamity
GredGredmansson: maybe valgavoth art
loufghyslaufey: *this isn't... the universal (*) key for typo?
Darksualc: I just got a trailer, for a trailer, woot
TXC2:
EvilBadman fair
JinaMahavira: better than ads midmatch
Natedogg2: Group Project - Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
Anubis169: I'm sorry mehfromBL, I can't hear you over the sound of how many ads you aren't getting
JKBalch: Ooh, pretty
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Fordesgol: Reprieve
Alex_Frostfire: It's an instant.
IbunWest: good thing all of this will be on YouTube later
TXC2: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub! dang, thank you so much anon
@orangetuxedoman: I'm a silver quill student for sure...
@aceviru: bolt the bear
@orangetuxedoman: bolt the bear!
@aceviru: gross, group work. It sucks
@OVER-KiLL: that card "SUFFER"
@Gamehen9: oOOOO
@Gamehen9: So. Pretty
@orangetuxedoman: that's so pretty
flatluigi: !card repel calamity
LRRbot: Repel Calamity [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power or toughness 4 or greater.
RangerAlpha7:
nice cut to after you looked it up
HavenDragon: my last group project in college ended up w me being the one to present it in front of the class because none of the rest of the group wanted to, and i'd just done a speech class...
Marvoleath: I believe Uncommons are again standard legal in the Archive
kaareendrup: Heck cards, I need those as playmats!
RatherLargeToad: X!
GredGredmansson: @Marvoleath or rather, they depict cards currently in standard
GredGredmansson: but yeah
flatluigi: minus monstrous rage
Marvoleath:
both is true at the time of writing
Alex_Frostfire:
This is build-your-own Inspired Ultimatum.
RatherLargeToad: I like how the archaics are opposite eldrazi. big colorless creatures that want all mana colors instead of none
GredGredmansson: "you controlled"
GredGredmansson: not just all of them
adi_pie: Strictly better than Ceaseless Discharge.
EvilBadman:
@IbunWest It's on YouTube now, too
fanofmosteverything9: Yay Plarrg
TXC2:
ceaseless conflict AKA my parent's marridge
Bugberry: Math Dragon
TriseAlpha: ooh boy
RockPusher:
kaareendrup: Plarggmaxxing
BrowneePointz: Big Lady!
BlueChloroplast: Flample!
Tom_Bruise: Turns out, Math is good! It helps us build roads and bridges and donutshops andwhatnot
ExachixKitsune: what
TXC2:
big problem card for Brawl that one
Mr_Horrible: now *THAT* is veil of summer
BrowneePointz: THIS is Veil of Summer
ExachixKitsune: Hi hello Maths Dragon you have my allegiance
TheOneInquisitor: Veil of Summer!
Fordesgol: Veil of summer
TheMinionGM: Somehow I missed that he himself cascades
GredGredmansson: Veil of Summer
ZoomShark: @Tom_Bruise I eat those! kind of..
JKBalch: Jeez, these are pretty
SanSanBlue: LOL different season
tawdry_hepburn: makes me wanna get married rill bad
DeM0nFiRe:
It's crop rotation
fsforwardsound: are these more common than normal?
Marvoleath: The borderless dragons look great, all are so academic and dignified
Tom_Bruise: @ZoomShark hmmngh, tasty tasty roads...
TXC2: Kanji is hard
Anubis169: ^
Alex_Frostfire: Kanji is hard.
87ducksinfedoras: ^
EbDorian:
welp, time to dust of my Summary Dismissal again
EbDorian: *off
fanofmosteverything9: Love a Fathom Mage.
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Aigarius: Go secrets, Go!
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Terminal423: beeg dagron
Tom_Bruise: yeah that goes infinite with wizard class real quick, and perhaps other ham sandwiches
TriseAlpha: Math Dragon go brr
81ackR0se: I've been trying to learn Japanese for a bunch of years now, and I despair of actually ever being able to read kanji
Khyrberos: Booyah
fanofmosteverything9: Math!
ExachixKitsune: As a mathematician I approve
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ZoomShark: @Tom_Bruise Government supported! They don't want you to know you can bring them home..
RatherLargeToad: Dragon Math X
Wolfstrike_NL: Math Math Math!
Anubis169: !patreon
TXC2:
81ackR0se I learned the 3 different "no" kanji, and that's was enough for me
TheOneInquisitor: Dropping out of wizard uni sounds much more dangerous than dropping out of normal uni
MisplacedLocation: ready for that 7am Statistical analysis class?
EvilBadman: @Tom_Bruise pretty cool way to draw your deck (not a may)
Khyrberos: Anyone know if they're doing giveaways this time?
TXC2: and we're back
lirazel64: Hooray for New Math, New-ew-ew Math!
goatprince: Magic: The Gathering
andrew632: lolol
BusTed:
RockPusher: MisplacedLocation oh no! I'm 11 minutes late for class!
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ElektroTal: microphone?
Krillin_fan: ook
RatherLargeToad: Hooting Mandrills?
shendaras:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 🦍🦍
TriseAlpha: We going primal?
Hansk_and_Boo: chof
raulghoulia: unmatched
anhakha: Ah, two mathematicians I see.
GredGredmansson:
Mr_Horrible:
I don't believe these 2 passed the entry exams
cephalopodracing: This is the correct energy
QuestionWorm: Oh god they're here
TXC2: Khyrberos none that we've been told of
liquidarity: I have questions
JKBalch: Big gorilla energy
Exxaxl: Goblin mode?
taalvastal: Lions on the savannah....
donestebandewelparel: Woah Adam on the right
fanofmosteverything9: Live from the green players' habitat!
Strebenherz: "questions"
GredGredmansson: oh i guess we AREN'T getting a lot of talking then
RockPusher:
goatprince
Orxolon: quandrix vs witherbloom let's goooo
Anubis169: hahahaha
Days_one: at least the reasonable people are here at last
RatherLargeToad:
TriseAlpha: Oh, they're cats? Just Adam is cat?
Kivipaperisakset: I have a question: wut!?
Khyrberos: @TXC2 ✌️
andrew632: LRR doing some improv
87ducksinfedoras: Cat-frogs?
JinaMahavira: Hiii
TXC2: Hystical stregth, but for the tounge
Mr_Horrible:
oh yeah, *we're* the weirdos
Tom_Bruise: sooo Wheeler not a mom confirmed?
Mr_Horrible: (we are)
petey_vonwho: Oh, the feral wither loom kids are here
bytecaster: Yeah, WE are the weirdos, no other weirdos here
Chichen: it's great for all of us to be here
ZoomShark: @EvilBadman Just.. win before you die! That's not hard,, right?
Alex_Frostfire: How are we the weirdos in this situation?
shendaras:
MajorFrostbyte: Yes. We are the weirdos around here.
tawdry_hepburn: force. of. will.
donestebandewelparel: Were all wier here
Natedogg2: All 1350 of us
KWardJenx: Thanks for having us, we're great to be here.
@OVER-KiLL: speaking of "suffer", that Mystical Archive, again dissapoints me with the card selection. Blue has insane pulls. and red has the strangest choices, and weakest includes i have seen to date..
@vibid3: What do we think the spell is gang? Can anybody read japanese?
@OVER-KiLL: 😭makes me smad 🤬
@jasonkorf7700: Didn't Plargg get turned into a Phyrexian?
@Caseyuptobat: utterly mathematical
@Merc1987: goes immedeatly into imoti
@orangetuxedoman: comic logic, he got better
@OVER-KiLL: Original PLargg is so good
@aceviru: indifferent. I don't pay mind to extra printings because they do so little for prices and are just fancy arts. we have secret lairs
@Caseyuptobat: japanese showcase art going hard as usual I see
@_Max_Fan: For anyone who missed it, the white Japanese card was Repel Calamity and the green one is Veil of Summer
@orangetuxedoman: thank you Max!
@sbelfroid: Finally a normal set again
@vibid3: Yay math!! I loved the show Numbers.
@Caseyuptobat: don't hold your breath marvel is in 6 weeks
@aceviru: I do wish to see the art in something more than cards. Selling scrolls and sleeves goes farther for me
@flushmastercyclonis186: Am I the only one getting a distinct power creep vibe from the past few sets? Because some of these seem a bit OP compared to the usual balance of oomph vs mana
@aceviru: LET THEM OUT
@trashpanda09: YAY MATH
@orangetuxedoman: I agree flush, it's been getting crazy
@flushmastercyclonis186: Good to know I'm not just going crazy and paranoid.
Kezzig_: They got chewing gum in this
Mr_Horrible: it comes with 1 part of a translucent figurine
Groovemancery: I don't know how I feel about this. wheeler playing a sleeved deck during a PPR.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: adam, where are y'all?
anhakha: Could be a serialized card, who knows?
bubba0077: glad I'm not the only one that has trouble getting boosters open these days
LRRbot: Render Speechless [2WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
BusTed: 🛞
LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza [1{W/B}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Marvoleath: @Natedogg2 and the youtubers!
TXC2: is she also Candian?
TriseAlpha: Thank having for here great, it's be to you me.
FauksStarling: This is how you can tell Adam wasn't watching the last game.
WotC_Matt: Cracker Jacks in some* packs! *No packs contain Cracker Jacks.
KWardJenx:
250 need the chaos present at the table right now
DrLigmaPhD: Ain't Abigale the nonverbal one?
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
fanofmosteverything9: I'm glad that the Leech Club is still a thing at Strixhaven.
anhakha: Would u love me if i was a leech?
RockPusher: Would you still collect me if I was a leech?
Tom_Bruise: The energy coming off this round is already out of bounds
RatherLargeToad: leeeee-ches
ElektroTal: if you are walking through a forest and find a bottle with a leech in it
Pharmacistjudge: yes, we still uses leeches in medicine
The_Lesser_Gatsby: They look so happy about those leeches
eggjustin: if you came across a bird bard in a jar in the woods, would you let them out
ZoomShark:
@Mr_Horrible I mean they did do the figures for Spiderman.. I built the Artifact one
WesLynx:
Would you collect me if I were a leech 
Mr_Horrible: but he extracts a terrible price
Mr_Horrible: (5 dollars)
donestebandewelparel: Would you like me if i were a Leech
BrowneePointz: Roscobael Rabbits!
TriseAlpha: Radaghast has a card now?
RockPusher: Good reference, streamer
Krillin_fan: good reference Adam
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
shamblingkrenshar: @Mr_Horrible 5 dollars?! In this economy?!
TXC2: no human could ever be as high as Radighast the brown
GredGredmansson: that is Grist
JinaMahavira: Quick Adam, eat it
ElektroTal: feeed the swaa-arm, let them know its christmas time
emilevitt:
grist!
Strebenherz: daaang
ExachixKitsune: @Pharmacistjudge : have you seen the tumblr post of the medical leech skipping class?
eshplode: Oh neat. I didn't notice it was Grist!
Krillin_fan: wait, is Grist the baddie?
Mr_Horrible: @ZoomShark oh I was completely unaware, that's neat. I was just thinking of the, like, collectable set piece that they put in blindbox figurines
TriseAlpha: Mantis in picture, locusts in practice
donestebandewelparel: Bug
GredGredmansson: so apparently Grist has been desparked? except now with Omenpaths she can bring her swarms with her
anhakha: Ha. Pray. Like a preying mantis.
Marvoleath: @Krillin_fan more like a force of nature
anhakha: Funny.
GredGredmansson: i don't know if this makes her less or more dangerous
LRRbot: Comforting Counsel [1G] | Enchantment | Whenever you gain life, put a growth counter on this enchantment. / As long as there are five or more growth counters on this enchantment, creatures you control get +3/+3.
neisan2112: I did plus 1 her last week and get triggered 4 times in a row. It was great
emilevitt: is that a treefolk ?
TriseAlpha: Swole Growth
emilevitt: them treebranches are HUGE
LRRbot: Dirgur Focusmage // Braingeyser | Dirgur Focusmage [2U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [1/4] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 5 or greater from your hand, this creature becomes prepared. // Braingeyser [XUU] | Sorcery | Target player draws X cards.
Tom_Bruise: is Willowdusk just handing these students booze?
donestebandewelparel: Ermrguuud
GredGredmansson: @emilevitt that's a Dryad, Wilowdusk was the commander of the last Witherbloom commander deck
Bugberry: !card Braingeyser
LRRbot: Braingeyser [XUU] | Sorcery | Target player draws X cards.
Marvoleath: Wheeler opening German foils in packs on stream now?!
TXC2:
braingyser AKA a nose bleed
87ducksinfedoras: They are just jumping very high
RockPusher: Dirgur is the noise I also make when my brain geysers
LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Any creature can fly once
RockPusher:
Mr_Horrible: we'll always have Hell's Caretaker
shamblingkrenshar: "You fly?" "No. Jump good."
freshmaker__: im crying
TriseAlpha: hat's a good question... why Djinn not fly?
GredGredmansson: !card recurring nightmare
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
emilevitt: @GredGredmansson neat!
tagonist_: But please?
fanofmosteverything9: Recauldron Nightmare
LRRbot: Angel's Grace [W] | Instant | Split second / You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
MaelstromSukaze: Jokes on you, I want the Cauldron
avjamethyst: you're welcome
flatluigi: you can theoretically have angel's grace and ad nauseum in limited together
Seth_Erickson:
we have !card Cthonian Nightmare anyways Wheeler
Volus_dude: cauldron seems good
donestebandewelparel: Hihi haha
emilevitt: nice
DentedPockets: Can Dirgur Focusmage trigger prepared off of a 5 mana casting of Braingeyser?
RockPusher:
Mr_Horrible: we love to see it
Krillin_fan: heartwarming
TheBesteban: I love this
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Dirgur Focusmage
LRRbot: Dirgur Focusmage // Braingeyser | Dirgur Focusmage [2U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [1/4] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 5 or greater from your hand, this creature becomes prepared. // Braingeyser [XUU] | Sorcery | Target player draws X cards.
fanofmosteverything9: @DentedPockets Nope, has to be from your hand.
TXC2: !clips
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LRRMTG_Judge: @DentedPockets No - it specifies only a spell cast from your hand. - Squirrel
LRRbot: Grave Researcher // Reanimate | Grave Researcher [2B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. // Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
Tom_Bruise: Adam and Nelson, you love to see wives loving wives
Mr_Horrible: love this fella
DentedPockets:
Thanks Judges and chat
Garbage_Collectr: mystical archive art is always so good
emilevitt: reanimate on a body is wacky
Marvoleath: Repeatable reanimate
emilevitt:
i love it
Mr_Bitterness: Reanimate every turn is kinda wild
ZoomShark: Where *does* one search for a Gracery?
neisan2112: Yoooooo
TriseAlpha: !card reanimate
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
CrossXhunteR: I too have been to a Costco
Khyrberos: Lol
BrowneePointz: Oh her card is fun!
Garbage_Collectr: wish lorwyn eclipsed had better pull rates for the bonus sheet
emilevitt: FORG!
Tom_Bruise: How many cans of sugarfree ginger ale would you need to fill a bathtub?
LRRbot: Shamanic Revelation [3GG] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature you control. / Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.
RatherLargeToad:
eggjustin: Christina Froguleira
RockPusher:
\ /
CrossXhunteR: that was a great hee hee
TXC2: damn that was good Wheeler
ZoomShark: That hehe was fire
kaareendrup: That is a beauttiful card
RockPusher: that was genuinely impressive Wheeler
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
fanofmosteverything9: Also printed in Battlebond.
ZoomShark: Prepare to be sued
LRRbot: Aberrant Manawurm [3G] | Creature — Wurm [2/5] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell.
SolarBrisngr: That's art is now named Billy Jean
TXC2: !findquote DMCA
LRRbot: Quote #7700: "If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win." —RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
donestebandewelparel: Every night
@jasonkorf7700: I do wish the drop rate for Myrhics and Rares in the Mystical Archives was better though.
@LRRbot: Render Speechless [2WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
@LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza…
@Xalyn937: Te change in drop rates made me so upset
@flushmastercyclonis186: I may have gotten a D- in Calculus (twice because I'm insane) but that math doesn't seem to jive the same way as what I'm used to
@Xalyn937: I collected it last time and this time is going to be so much harder/expensive
@LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | So…
@LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
@jasonkorf7700: Hobbit Preview
@max-sutton: Uncle wheeler
@LRRbot: Comforting Counsel [1G] | Enchantment | Whenever you gain life, put a growth counter on this enchantment. / As long as there are five or more growth counters on this enchantment, creatures you contro…
@LRRbot: Dirgur Focusmage // Braingeyser | Dirgur Focusmage [2U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [1/4] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with…
@ime333: radagast the clown
@LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from y…
@aceviru: just jump gud
@aceviru: lmao
@LRRbot: Angel's Grace [W] | Instant | Split second / You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less tha…
@aceviru: okay that's a good bit
@LRRbot: Grave Researcher // Reanimate | Grave Researcher [2B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, …
@orangetuxedoman: just bros being dudes
@aceviru: they had too much sugar
@GreenMonkeySam: That was so wholesome
@orangetuxedoman: it's a long day for them
@LRRbot: Shamanic Revelation [3GG] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature you control. / Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.
@heartofgoldfish: that was an extremely credible hee-hee
@LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Aberrant Manawurm [3G] | Creature — Wurm [2/5] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that …
@NsABullitzZ: Bro, where was wheeler hiding those pipes
LRRbot: Stress Dream [3UR] | Instant | Stress Dream deals 5 damage to up to one target creature. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
Garbage_Collectr: real life is stressful enough, don't need to dream about it
TXC2:
I have sleep apena, every dream is a stress dream
Bugberry: adam doesn't dream of electric sheep
ZoomShark: @TXC2 Based :3
TriseAlpha: Last Gasp = "Black Bolt"? (not literally, obv)
RatherLargeToad: Justice for Krelg
Strebenherz: amazing xD
fanofmosteverything9: I dreamed that gremlins broke into my car last night and had to wake up to assure myself that they don't exist.
DeM0nFiRe:
bytecaster: She deserves it
GredGredmansson: ok
JinaMahavira: That's very funny
EbDorian:
I dreamed I didn't make it onto the school's badminton team just last night
GedankenPalast_:
Hahaha
meddlingmage_:
GedankenPalast_: that's good
LRRbot: Homesickness [4UU] | Instant | Target player draws two cards. Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them.
Groovemancery: was wheeler bargaining with Slippy the frog?
Strebenherz: "She deserves it!" well damn, barrel roll away
GasCityGaming: big mood right there
shamblingkrenshar: This is just the story of my college experience
tawdry_hepburn: you need help.
TriseAlpha: Magic is Tarot now
RatherLargeToad: into Rent is Due
GredGredmansson: ah doing Magic Tarot
Marvoleath: Procrastinate next?
87ducksinfedoras: This is starting to sound like my college experienve
Iperithon: Ok google, remind me in 3 hours, Call mom
Garbage_Collectr: she stayed at a holiday inn express last night
GredGredmansson: Return the Favor!
CrossXhunteR: return the favor
shamblingkrenshar: Stress dreams into the deep feeling of wanting to go back home
GredGredmansson: I LOVE that card
Bugberry: !card snowday
LRRbot: Snow Day [4UU] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / Draw two cards, then discard a card.
Mr_Horrible: considering my folks just flew back home yesterday after a visit here, feels eerily appropriate
Vampyre_Lord: return the favor is nuts
BrowneePointz: Return the Favor ye
BrowneePointz: it's a fork I think
Marvoleath: !card return the favor
LRRbot: Return the Favor [RR] | Instant | Spree / + {1} — Copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. / + {1} — Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
LRRbot: Return the Favor [RR] | Instant | Spree / + {1} — Copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. / + {1} — Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
ZoomShark: I looooved that big draw spell
Diabore: ben
ZoomShark: !card Snow day
LRRbot: Snow Day [4UU] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / Draw two cards, then discard a card.
meddlingmage_:
RockPusher:
goatprince: wow
pipshardfour: I didn't know I needed that
goldenexperience921:
Khyrberos: Yepp
GredGredmansson: give me more red "counterspells" like return the favor
Set_El: couldn't even make it Tuxedo Kamen
RatherLargeToad: uncanny
Vampyre_Lord: did I tell yall about the time I returned the favor my friends dark steel reactor trigger and won the game
therealflyingtoastr: What the heck is going on
Set_El: fake fan!
Marvoleath: It's weird that the Archive cards do not have the + in the cost
Marvoleath: for spree
TXC2: how is Tuxedo said in japanese?
fanofmosteverything9: Repel Calamity
LRRbot: Repel Calamity [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power or toughness 4 or greater.
Lord_Dodo: I just had deja vu with wheeler doing this
GredGredmansson: @TXC2 takushido
bytecaster: @TXC2 I assume Tuxedo, but in Katakana
CrossXhunteR: an uncommon from bloomburrow
liquidarity: can we get the next mystical archive in German, as a little treat for Benny Wheels
TriseAlpha: Hero Mabel
donestebandewelparel: Calamity Ganon?
LRRbot: Ambitious Augmenter [G] | Creature — Turtle Wizard [1/1] | Increment / When this creature dies, if it had one or more counters on it, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put this creature's counters on that token.
TXC2: GredGredmansson kinda simple really, neat, thank you
BrowneePointz: Look at the turtle's suit!
TriseAlpha: Mabel is Link, yes
Tom_Bruise: It's actually reprimand clams
TXC2:
bytecaster 
BrowneePointz: that Turtle is dripped as hell
RatherLargeToad: turt gym
andrew632: all the uncommon Mystical Archive cards are currently Standard legal
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emilevitt: buff turtle wizard
GredGredmansson: @TXC2 i practiced katakana while looking up the japanese entries for the new Mega Man robot master contest
LRRMTG_Judge: Hey its the card that we got the release notes fixed for this morning - Pywo
fanofmosteverything9: Adult Anthro Turtle Wizard
LRRbot: Feral Appetite [2G] | Enchantment | Attacking Pests you control get +1/+0 and have deathtouch. / {1}{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
Bugberry: @andrew632 I recall it was the same before.
TXC2: GredGredmansson neat
Vampyre_Lord: magic community IS pests
LRRbot: Molten-Core Maestro [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Menace / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, add an amount of {R} equal to this creature's power.
shamblingkrenshar: Have you seen Blech? He's adorable.
kaareendrup: Dang Adam
raulghoulia: this card is bonkers
LRRMTG_Judge: Adam is the living bomb - Pywo
Marvoleath: RiP Blex, long live Blech
99dcwolf: Molten-Core Maestro is what my Overwatch group calls me when I main Torb
GedankenPalast_: woa
Aarek: adam did also have menace while raiding
Mattmitchell45: Viiiiindicaaaate!
Dmc3628: it's El Hijo de Blex
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
Diabore: BIG HIT
TXC2: there it is
accountmadeforants: Yooooo
TriseAlpha: Nice
Anubis169: You can dance to eurotrance
87ducksinfedoras: HELL YEAH
CrossXhunteR: berserk is now on arena
niccus: YEAH
Haroldholmes25:
donestebandewelparel:
emilevitt:
blex will be missed 
GredGredmansson: 2021 i think
BrowneePointz: The Japanese Berserk is also sick
GredGredmansson: so yeah 5 years
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emilevitt: at least we got his chungus son to live on in his steed
Sage0fMadness: Absolutely love a berserk reprint
shamblingkrenshar: Infect go brrrrrrrr
LoadingReadyRun:
is Ambitious Augmenter the only Turtzard?
baneless27: im having fun just seeing it......
neisan2112: Sooooo excited ror Berzerk in Gladiator
Seth_Erickson: not much I'll tell you that
tawdry_hepburn: bonkers
forg86: missed the beginning of this, what is this segment?
GredGredmansson: "it's alpha, they weren't" is the most true sentence I've heard today
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun at this time - yes!
TriseAlpha: Those things are insane
Mr_Horrible: the heroic clear then the mythic prog
Pharmacistjudge: Molten Core Maestro and Searing Touch. best friends.
Krillin_fan: Adam running his alts through MC too
GredGredmansson: @forg86 opening collector booster before round 2
TXC2: forg86 cracking a collector pack
shamblingkrenshar: @LoadingReadyRun Scryfall says yes, the only one
Mr_Horrible: real ones
baneless27: lol
jiantwitch: @forg86 sealed, but before each match they open a collector booster and ssee what they get.
ElektroTal: i literally have no idea what the tranq he just said
Tom_Bruise: My GOAT's a goat
pipshardfour: So Ben was right about the amount of talk and the amount of play
Aigarius: pop some tranq!
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun Unless you also include Turtle Lizard, there is one in the TMT
MaimonidesVII: I'm just here to watch them play WoW
GredGredmansson: wait wait wait PLAYING magic
Mr_Horrible:
"Clear's a clear, bud"
bytecaster: Everybody loves some tranquility
TXC2:
ElektroTal same, never played WoW, never will
GedankenPalast_: uuuhhh
Jon_CoffeeRobot: does someone have the bullying card from this set to hand
@LRRbot: Stress Dream [3UR] | Instant | Stress Dream deals 5 damage to up to one target creature. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the other on the bottom o…
@orangetuxedoman: she deserves it
@LRRbot: Homesickness [4UU] | Instant | Target player draws two cards. Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them.
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH ✈️🛩✈️
@vibid3: Adam, you good dog?
@orangetuxedoman: stress dreams into homesickness. that's a vibe
@LRRbot: Return the Favor [RR] | Instant | Spree / + {1} — Copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. / + {1} — Change the targ…
@aceviru: o//
@LRRbot: Repel Calamity [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power or toughness 4 or greater.
@jasonkorf7700: Repel Calamity
@johnwhite6693: is mtggoldfish already updating these spoilers>
@heartofgoldfish: duolingo sponsored stream
@LRRbot: Ambitious Augmenter [G] | Creature — Turtle Wizard [1/1] | Increment / When this creature dies, if it had one or more counters on it, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put this…
@heartofgoldfish: i love that adam looks like he's looking at the UI when he leans over
@LRRbot: Feral Appetite [2G] | Enchantment | Attacking Pests you control get +1/+0 and have deathtouch. / {1}{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a 1/1 black …
@LRRbot: Molten-Core Maestro [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Menace / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast t…
@LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end st…
@Merc1987: SIIIIICCCCKKKKK
@aceviru: nice
@orangetuxedoman: my favorite kill spell
@Merc1987: IWANITIWANITIWANITIWANITIWANITIWANITIWANITIWANITIWANIT
@orangetuxedoman: molten core encore!!!
BrowneePointz: Checking scryfall Paul yes Augmenter is the only Turtle in the set
Diabore: lets go adam
Pharmacistjudge: Tranq is just a dispel on a buff in WoW
fanofmosteverything9: Great name from Adam.
donestebandewelparel: Wheeler lost and adam sits on the right, everythings diffrent
CrossXhunteR: Ron!
Diabore: wheeler also has great deck name
Mr_Horrible: the perennial Adam deck name is even more relevant today
GredGredmansson: adam's deck name has never been more appropriate (though it is always relevant)
Anubis169: Automatic loss
ElektroTal: i played wow for 10 minutes at the end of the open beta, i hunted a chicken and then everyone started dancing and rocks fell and ended the server
Kivipaperisakset: I strongly approve of Adam's deck name
LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
ElektroTal: and i never went back
Tom_Bruise: "Steal Teachers' PTO"
TriseAlpha: Allen!
Mattmitchell45: Commander Legends has a Turtle Wizard
jiantwitch: Bertrand is back!
BrowneePointz: @Pharmacistjudge Tranquility, the Healing Cooldown lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: It's back on the escalator
ZoomShark: My house rule is that when you roll snake eyes, you add a D6 😇
GredGredmansson: "pay teachers less" only works as a deckname if it involves you discounting spells
MrSarkhan: Did he finally make it through all of John Carpenter's works?
accountmadeforants: "More students per teacher"
CrossXhunteR: could you put a little more patois on that
Krillin_fan: I know several teachers, they have it far too easy and get paid far too much /s
fanofmosteverything9: Bertrand refuses to leave the table.
ZoomShark: It rarely changes the result
donestebandewelparel: Favorit Gorillaz song
ZoomShark: But we pop off on it
LRRbot: Cuboid Colony [GU] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Flash / Flying, trample / Increment
QuestionWorm: beecube
neisan2112: Based Adam
TriseAlpha: Borb Cube
RockPusher:
GamerCat88:
raulghoulia: what school is GBU? Quandbloom or Witherix?
JKBalch: The Beerg are here
Garbage_Collectr: imagine if that was 2/2
RelwinEJ: Bee-njamin Wheeler
OldUncleDan: Bee^3
TheOneInquisitor: BEE CUBE
GredGredmansson: what's this, a magic the gathering set woefully underpopulated by bees?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: we've already got squaring in this set and now they're including cubes?
emilevitt: not the bees!
SanSanBlue: TRUE
TXC2: isn't the plot of Bee movie?
Khyrberos: Beesistance is futile
Ard_Rhys: b(ee)org cube
Mattmitchell45: You are thinking of Bee Thinks He is Man
fanofmosteverything9: Increment the flampling beecube.
MrSarkhan: Don't remind me Wheeler
TheOneInquisitor: CUBE OF BEES.
TriseAlpha: CuBee
QuestionWorm: Wheeler shuffles in three dazed
ZoomShark: Man thinks he's a vampire is a Nick Cage movie
JinaMahavira: oh no Adam
accountmadeforants:
99dcwolf: Ooo, Flample bees
Tom_Bruise: Ever since I first saw Cuboid Colony I've had Nic Cage screaming "Not the Minecraft Trademark Bees!!" in my head
ZoomShark: He also has a Bees movie
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: Pest Mascot, they put me in the set
TXC2: a Pape?
Dr_fragenstien: adam could not resist the simic uncommon with set mechanic
RockPusher:
WotC_Matt: Cubes have been a part of Magic for years now.
LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
bytecaster: Oh, it's a pridemate
RatherLargeToad: Pests strong together
meddlingmage_: Pester Might
GredGredmansson: increment trigger
GamerCat88: does the Pest Ape ooka ooka
Diabore: bigger than before
Iperithon: Incriment the BEES
funguslore: Quencing Charm
Bruceski: The bees getting bee-fier
Bugberry: A nice square stated square bug
Marvoleath increment the bee cube!
bytecaster: That's a pretty good charm
MajorFrostbyte: Big Bees? Or more Bees?
donestebandewelparel: Beeeg
TXC2: MajorFrostbyte yes
99dcwolf: 2bee or not 2bee?
Jogela: @Marvoleath Cube the bee count!
Iperithon: @99dcwolf how about 2/2 bee
SanSanBlue: No land? Oof
ZoomShark: @WotC_Matt This is such a ba- dad joke
Garbage_Collectr: miss land drop is rough!
QuestionWorm: The Cubee?
fanofmosteverything9: Advanced Placement Education
accountmadeforants: Oh that's a solid charm
MrSarkhan: LMAO
GredGredmansson: AP courses are basically college level courses taught in highschool
GredGredmansson: for the SMART kids
OldUncleDan: We called it "High Potential."
RatherLargeToad: ow, my bones
LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
kaareendrup: I love savage Nelly
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Dmc3628: and now my back medication is allotted
fanofmosteverything9: Witherbloom gradient
Iperithon: Pests are different in this set?
GredGredmansson: most of the tokens are
LoneGoat: all the tokens besides fractals are different this set
Jon_CoffeeRobot: we're on the third land. Safe
GredGredmansson: the fractals are the only ones that are the same yeah
TXC2: because Maths never changes
fanofmosteverything9: Oh! I only just noticed that the pests trigger on attacking in this set.
bytecaster: Adam with the Beecube and a dream
TheOneInquisitor: They're no longer using pests as raw spell components I bet they're very happy about getting to live
LRRbot: Run Behind [3U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. / Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.
tagonist_: Wait, there's a new type of pest token?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @fanofmosteverything9 very good eye, I completely filled it in my head as the old one
BrowneePointz: "I missed the Bus!"
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
fanofmosteverything9: Increment that beecube!
donestebandewelparel:
I heard from behind
BrowneePointz: truly the biggest fear of childhood
LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. // Pest Friend [{B/G}] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
RangerAlpha7: Bees incremented
jessicatheblack:
funguslore: This card is dumb
EvilBadman: @GredGredmansson Passing the exam could count as a college credit depending on the school
adi_pie: Unrealistic. No student ever enters prepared.
flatluigi: oh lluwen can just poop out a billion pests
OldUncleDan: What was exchanged for them?
fanofmosteverything9: If it dies, it dies.
Marvoleath: @flatluigi not an image I needed in my head
3schr: @adi_pie This is fantasy after all
ZoomShark: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Fractals are different in my heart 💙💚 There is now like almost enough to have PEDH fraccies..
TXC2 stares in legacy college admission
BrowneePointz: Lluwen(and the last Strixhaven) are why pests don't gain on dying this time
@Merc1987: Is wheeler setting up for a community WoW hardcore mode or this years subathon?
@LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@jasonkorf7700: Wheeler finally lost a die roll, lol
@LRRbot: Cuboid Colony [GU] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Flash / Flying, trample / Increment
@bassface1018: hon hon hon
@jasonkorf7700: The Bees are cubed
@orangetuxedoman: wheeler loses a solid 40% of his die rolls
@aceviru: @jason he has been for awhile now
@mrsaturnify: I love my 1/1s with flying and tramble
@heartofgoldfish: god i hate Man Who Thinks He's Bees
@LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@underdogstory3111: Wheeler can't say that right as I am actually losing my Slay the Spire 2 run. That's so rude
@LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of…
@vibid3: I love the minecraft bees
@TheWildcard87: Im surprised Adam's deck wasnt called John Carpenter's Pay Teachers More
@LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At …
@OctopusOwl: Love the subtle gradients around y’all’s names, reflective of your deck colors. Really nice design
@aceviru: That's Paul for ya
@LRRbot: Run Behind [3U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. / Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.
@aceviru: Man's always spoiling us
@LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes p…
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
Hida6: increment
RangerAlpha7: Draw your way out of trouble adam, its the blue way
therealflyingtoastr: Beecrement!
flatluigi: the increment creature is a 3/3
Anubis169: quickstudy, also known as "70% of all students' exam technique"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: so in the story did they just go to Lorwyn and tell Lluwen to come to school
freshmaker__: oh quick study is back. nice. i liked that in... dmu?
RangerAlpha7: Sadly bees do not increment
bytecaster: Beecubes are all about context
fanofmosteverything9: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Oh, he tagged along at the end of Lorwyn Eclipsed.
CrossXhunteR: oh this cube has trample
ZoomShark: @freshmaker__ It was in Eldraine I thinky
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @freshmaker__ first in Wilds of Eldraine!
BrowneePointz: @Hida6 starts as a 1/1
dumbo3k: @therealflyingtoastr not this time, bee has 3/3 now, and quick study was 3 mana
freshmaker__: Ah WOE. Thanks folks.
Hida6: my b
therealflyingtoastr: Bees?
Marvoleath: @Jon_CoffeeRobot He kinda run away from home and happened to join a bunch of students on their way back to college
Hida6: my bee
99dcwolf: I remember having a thermos mug of coffee in my backpack during high school that I thought was well sealed. and one day it spilt all over my History homework. Thankfully I could remember what I had written down, so I just asked my teacher for an extra sheet to quickly fill out
RangerAlpha7: yeah nowadays you need to know what cards are available to evaluate other cards a lot more
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Pretty much. The squad of four protagonist friends in Lorwyn (students from Strixhaven who fell through an omenpath) end up sorta rescuing him from his unhappy life and taking him under their wing. Then he gets enrolled when they get back. - Squirrel
LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
anhakha: Need to give the bees Changeling. Then I can be DOCTOR BEEEES...
fanofmosteverything9: Reverse bloodthirst
tagonist_: Can't wait to rebuild my Witherblooms Pesticles deck
EbDorian:
nice squat 
anhakha: *it
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Thank you for the Vorthos judge ruling
fsforwardsound: your treefolk knows how to swat down some bees
bytecaster: Back in my day treefolk were bad and we liked it that way
ZoomShark: @LRRMTG_Judge That's so cute 🥺
TheOneInquisitor: Infusion is the inverse of spectacle, which makes it objectively the most boring mechanic
LRRbot: Applied Geometry [2GU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target non-Aura permanent you control, except it's a 0/0 Fractal creature in addition to its other types. Put six +1/+1 counters on it.
fanofmosteverything9: Oh!
anhakha: Does that increment the bees?
ZoomShark: Holy friick
fanofmosteverything9: This does increment the bees.
anhakha: As it's a 4 mana spell?
NazTMann: Now I want to make Adam a reach-focused commander deck and he can call it Pay Reachers More
flatluigi: the bees increment
BrowneePointz: a 4/4 bee AND a 6/6 bee!
RangerAlpha7: adam has also found a 4 mana 6/6 flample
TheOneInquisitor: And the bees increment
CrossXhunteR: 10 bees
freshmaker__: you know, the classic 4 mana 6/6 as we all know
Dr_fragenstien: the bees seem like a good target for that
donestebandewelparel: Beencrement
flatluigi: beeger than before.
bytecaster: Doublebees
BrowneePointz: hehe...Double Bees
TheOneInquisitor: 10 flampling bee power
ZoomShark: 2 flampler's is better than one..
Paranundrox: applied geometry is messed up
NorfDakoda: Pay Beechers More
Fordesgol: Reminds me of debreetle!
funguslore: 4 mana sometimes 6/6 vs 4 mana always 6/6
niccus: it's hip, two bees square
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
OldUncleDan: And other bees are 7/7, right?
fanofmosteverything9: RIP Bees
DrLigmaPhD: un-bees-levable
OldUncleDan: Guess not anymore!
GamerCat88: bees no
BrowneePointz: @OldUncleDan nope does not increment itself
Marvoleath: and they are 0/0 base
liquidarity: Serge cathching Wheeler strays, a PPR staple
Marvoleath: were*
donestebandewelparel: Bee gone
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Squirrel: AAA
fanofmosteverything9: Death by screaming squirrel.
Diabore: not the bees!
BrowneePointz: "AAAAAGH!"
funguslore: !card cuboid colleny
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MajorFrostbyte: That was indeed a game 1
TXC2: a game became occured
bytecaster: Play the bee song! It's on theme!
GredGredmansson: !card Cuboid Colony
LRRbot: Cuboid Colony [GU] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Flash / Flying, trample / Increment
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz I thought since it was a copy it was 1/1 base. That was my error, not the increment.
flatluigi: serge catches directs
fsforwardsound: Sealed is limited
SolarBrisngr: Strixhaven was my favorite limited environment to play 4 color in
SolarBrisngr: Very doable
MrSarkhan:
Krillin_fan: it's crimes all the way down
anhakha: The tax fraud?
Commodore_Perry_GG: DnTnR
AdamYMHMI: 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do make a right
liquidarity: these are the strays I come to the PPR for
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ThankYouUro: so close to the meme...
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BrowneePointz: IS THAT WHY GHOSTS
Marvoleath: Strip mining a land is a crime, it's in the rules
GamerCat88: up God cant see you if your under a sheet
jessicatheblack: is this a PSA... "If youre going to do a crime... don't do a Serge crime"?
JKBalch: But Serge's crimes are **funny**
ZoomShark: Llywen was a beast in the last set,, I had 13 1/1s
DrLigmaPhD: White collar crime is always in the open
Dr_fragenstien: but then people start thinking a ghost is doing it, then you get a group of plucky teens and their talking animal chasing you, and it just spirals from there
Sage0fMadness: That's how you eat an ortolan without going to courtolan
TXC2:
if you're gonna do a crime, record it
donestebandewelparel: Taxfraud is a crime?
Kivipaperisakset: Did they mention if you have the new soul sister card, and you play the Old-Growth educator, does the educator grow (if you order the triggers right)?
dumbo3k: Happy Birthday Serge!
anhakha: He doesn't pay the 2.
GasCityGaming: Merry Birthmas!
Grimmbourne: Breezy Beef!
fanofmosteverything9: Paranormal activity caught on camera!
Marvoleath:
lochnessseammonster: it's not his fault he struggles with math
ZoomShark: Hey, look, listen!
jiantwitch: HB Serge!
noSmokeFire: I can't believe it's navi's birthday
Krillin_fan: "hey listen, commit tax fraud"!
Reyyan1395: Happy Birthday Wheeler!
e_bloc: it's tax avoidance, not tax fraud
goatprince: i still hear him, sometimes, on the wind.....
funguslore:
Who's that!?
liquidarity: What a birthday for Tax Fraud
Bugberry: Ultramarines
bytecaster: Imagine Avatar was all about Smurfs, better movie
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Daggerpeak: Serge "Tax Fraud" Yager
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AdamYMHMI: Tobias Funke
kaareendrup: Happy Sergeday
@heartofgoldfish: i'm sad that Lluwen doesn't exchange control of creatures
@LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
@aceviru: all the cards require 5 minutes each
@LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
@LRRbot: Applied Geometry [2GU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target non-Aura permanent you control, except it's a 0/0 Fractal creature in addition to its other types. Put six +1/+1 counters on …
@LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
@Tnaden: That GG art is great
@vibid3: Love that Adam was mkaing the same face as the squirrel
@heartofgoldfish: god in the LRR canon: has darkvision but not sense evil
@heartofgoldfish: was that God
@aceviru: anyways, $5 when you see him
@Tnaden: HE SPEAKS
insanecat6mtg:
Happy B-day Serge! 
anhakha: Can we have a badge that reads "Serge Commits Tax Fraud."?
fanofmosteverything9: Merry Sergemas.
RockPusher: Adam with a banger of a sentence
TXC2:
also Cirque de Soile is WAY older then I thought
kamkazi: now THATS magic
Diabore: @Kivipaperisakset im gonna say no because the educator has an "if" in its ability
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
WotC_Matt: Adam, do you want to write flavor text? Hit me up.
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jessicatheblack:
in honor of Sergeday I will commit a "Sergecrime!" 
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Diabore: pump it up
dabudder: ooh snarling wolf grew up
fanofmosteverything9: Rootwalla with a snack.
funguslore:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: we've been had
bytecaster: And yet chat didn't take the bait
LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature — Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield.
Kivipaperisakset: @Diabore so that counts as an "intervening if", even if it's not templated before the effect?
dabudder: wheeler successfully strawmanning so hard that nobody else even needs to say anything
TXC2: baffoon, an absolote melon even
anhakha: I want bird of life
Marvoleath: Bear to life
Boltarion: its wheeler he is baiting a trap
Mr_Horrible: why is this homie so big, just at retail?
bytecaster: That's "all"
Diabore: @Kivipaperisakset i believe so
Mr_Horrible: ludicrous
TXC2: *absolute
bytecaster: @Mr_Horrible Proteinshakes
kamkazi:
bind to life as instant is going to blow up so many people at prerelease
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Textbook Tabulator [2U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [0/3] | Increment / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
GamerCat88: the frog be keeping tabs
LRRMTG_Judge: @Kivipaperisakset Which cards are we talking about here? I can potentially help but I don't know what this soul sister is - Squirrel
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until_may: 111 heyy thats the same number three times
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fanofmosteverything9: Love a frizard.
RatherLargeToad:
freshmaker__: frog mentioned!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @bytecaster Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) is a sequel to The Smurfs (2011), just like how Dune: Part One (2021) is a sequel to Spice World (1997).
Marvoleath: Increment the frog!
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BrowneePointz: That uncommon is CRACKED
Vampyre_Lord: turns doom blade into reanimate
ZoomShark: Math checks out @until_may , math checks out!
Marvoleath: to battlefield? At Uncommon?
BrowneePointz: also cool Troll Lady
fanofmosteverything9: I'm gonna lose so many games of Limited trying to make that work.
ZoomShark: @IaCthulhuFthagn !quote
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Kivipaperisakset: @LRRMTG_Judge The Old-growth Educator and any card that says "When a creature enters, you gain a life"
ZoomShark: How do you do this..
LoneGoat: @Kivipaperisakset it's a new way of wording that is no longer intervening, the tree will get big if it entering the battlefiend triggers something else's life gain
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Old-Growth Educator
LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
LoneGoat: check the ruling on Haliya Guided by Light on scryfall for more info
fanofmosteverything9: Whoa.
LRRbot: Emeritus of Woe // Demonic Tutor | Emeritus of Woe [3B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [5/4] | This creature enters prepared. / At the beginning of your end step, if two or more creatures died this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
QuestionWorm: Whoa
TheOneInquisitor: Whoa
Diabore: woe
dabudder: woe
LoadingReadyRun:
Forum Necroscribe logs into a webforum that hasn't been updated in 5 years, just posts "bump"
funguslore: Lol
ZoomShark: Hooooly
Kivipaperisakset: @LoneGoat I was wondering about that. Great news!
jessicatheblack:
GedankenPalast_: woe
donestebandewelparel: Whoae
BrowneePointz: Woah
TheOneInquisitor: Call that emeritus of weal the way it's good for adam
JinaMahavira: cool game
fanofmosteverything9: Woe, DT be upon thee.
Thisbymaster: is the scroll, prepared?
TXC2: Thisbymaster yes
Diabore: @Thisbymaster yes, for visual on camera
LRRbot: Burrog Barrage [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
LRRMTG_Judge: @Kivipaperisakset Okay, this can work, yes, but you have to stack the triggers the correct way round. Both the soul sister and the educator's triggers will both go on the stack at the same time, because the educator's ability checks for lifegain only on resolution (it's not an intervening if). If the lifegain trigger resolves first, then the educator will get its +1/+1 counters, and not otherwise. - Squirrel
RatherLargeToad: Fire the frog cannon!
GredGredmansson: magic the gathering everyone
LRRbot: Cuboid Colony [GU] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Flash / Flying, trample / Increment
munocard: NOT THE BEES!
LRRMTG_Judge: (I imagine it's designed that way exactly so this interaction can work. - Squirrel)
GamerCat88: main the Cube
dabudder: hi wheeler im 2 weeks old and I've never had anything explained to me before how are you like a cockroach
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
bytecaster: Newt! Newt!
fanofmosteverything9: MV =2, 2 > 1
andrew632:
Ben missing lands
jessicatheblack: Benjamin "la cucaracha" Wheeler?
ZoomShark: @GredGredmansson And then they magic'ed all over the gathering!
donestebandewelparel: Ooooh
Kivipaperisakset: @LRRMTG_Judge Thanks for the confirmation! That makes the educator a lot better for SOS limited, and overall
Chenderle: lil guy
LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
GredGredmansson: you know i forgot increment was from any spell, not just instants/sorceries
Robot_Bones: Damn son where'd ya get one of those
Jon_CoffeeRobot: someone was asking about a frog-level dork earlier
LRRMTG_Judge: @Kivipaperisakset No problem! - Squirrel
Its_Eros: That can be just a 2 mana +1/+0 or do absolutely nothing also. If you haven't cast another spell it doesn't buff, and you can choose no target for opponent's creature.
@LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
@Tnaden: ASMR PPR
@aceviru: what's a rootwalla with you
@LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature — Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put…
@LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
@LRRbot: Textbook Tabulator [2U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [0/3] | Increment / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
@LRRbot: Forum Necroscribe [5B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [5/4] | Ward—Discard a card. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, return target creature card from you…
@furvias: Did Wheeler loose life or Discard something?
@LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
@Tnaden: This is a GAME
@orangetuxedoman: yes he did bitter triumph paid 3
@LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
@LRRbot: Emeritus of Woe // Demonic Tutor | Emeritus of Woe [3B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [5/4] | This creature enters prepared. / At the beginning of your end step, if two or more creatures died this tur…
@LRRbot: Burrog Barrage [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to on…
@Igor84: Love how Wheeler resisted the urge to build a 5C deck and is being housed by a Golgari deck hahaha
@LRRbot: Cuboid Colony [GU] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | Flash / Flying, trample / Increment
@LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
@LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At …
Jon_CoffeeRobot: turns out, yes! There is a 2 mana deathtoucher manadork in this set too
bytecaster: Slorcupine
jiantwitch: salamander dork
fanofmosteverything9: (Link noises)
ZoomShark: @Its_Eros Erm triggers magecraft 🤓
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Me Wa
chuckaw1977: time walk has sure gone downhill
LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
BrowneePointz: HELL YA
roastbeefsandwitch: I love Wheeler's sleeves there.
BrowneePointz: that's MY kind of magic!
liquidarity: back in my day we had to time walk uphill both ways
fanofmosteverything9: Urban Evolution in a New York minute.
donestebandewelparel: Embrace the paradox engine
ZoomShark: @LRRMTG_Judge A problem squirrel sounds pretty spooky..
roastbeefsandwitch: Urban Evolution's big brother!
Dmc3628: M14
BrowneePointz: they also have a not quite Boomerang stapled to a ramp spell at uncommon in this set too
Dmc3628: them were the days
Spades_Slicc: Wait is this the card someone was complaining about for "having half of ancestral"?
ZoomShark: !card Opportunity
LRRbot: Opportunity [4UU] | Instant | Target player draws four cards.
Fordesgol: Sponsored by mountain dew
TXC2: I remember when Urban evolltuion was LRR spoiler card
LoneGoat: m14, where divination was a top pick and serra angel was unplayable
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
ZoomShark: @Spades_Slicc Which one?
Drstrange99: why wheeler have sleves ?
TheOneInquisitor: beencrement
TheOneInquisitor: Oh wait no
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
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TXC2:
LoneGoat ah, not a set for me then
BrowneePointz: !card Quandrix Charm
LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
ZoomShark: @LoneGoat Was there a lot of removal or something? Why?
chuckaw1977: the cube should get counters
LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
LoneGoat: @ZoomShark white was really really REALLY bad in that set
Marvoleath: for the earlier discussion, there is an official ruling from WotC too: The infusion ability will trigger when Old-Growth Educator enters regardless of whether you've gained life this turn. As that ability resolves, it will check to see if you've gained life this turn. If you have, you'll put two +1/+1 counters on Old-Growth Educator.
dabudder: hes gone full gorilla
RockPusher:
fanofmosteverything9: Grug know how card work
ZoomShark: Lol
bytecaster: Card small, Quench good
GamerCat88: charming the opponent
tyrantcorporation: who said that
yofl: minor speking mistake
Kivipaperisakset: Quandrix charm basically was quench in the name
anhakha: We are the idiots tbf.
cephalopodracing: We can just all be idiots together
TXC2:
what's this "Next" kimosabe ?
liquidarity: Wheeler is a great dad
donestebandewelparel: He is
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: objects permanent
baneless27: lol
fanofmosteverything9: @Kivipaperisakset Good ol' Quanch.
DeM0nFiRe:
Spades_Slicc: @ZoomShark the 5 mana draw three put a land into play
chuckaw1977: doesn't the cube bees get bigger?
anhakha: Thank-you for unbanning panoptic mirror Wheeler.
LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature — Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion — This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
AdamYMHMI: We'll only be insulted until Wheeler is off camera, at which point we won't know he exists again.
Tom_Bruise: "I have a microphone and a dedicated audience, that means you are beneath me, putrid scum"
Kivipaperisakset:
@fanofmosteverything9
BrowneePointz: Joe Pesti
dabudder: my favourite white rapper lil pesty
99dcwolf: @liquidarity Whenever I see Graham, Wheeler, and Nelly on TTC, I always jokingly say "Oh, it's the dadcast!", ha ha
nyc_mtg: copied spells basil
Brozard: Like Cam's Basil!
LRRbot: Growth Curve [GU] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
MaelstromSukaze: I can't believe a Concocter got tenure before Prof
dumbo3k: Do pests have deathtouch?
Gunderrode: lol
donestebandewelparel: No one needs to listen to italians
Commodore_Perry_GG: 🤌🤌
99dcwolf: @donestebandewelparel Except for Andrea Mengucci
Simonark: 89 years old, and she'd never tried pesto.
liquidarity: berserk has to be pre combatt, no?
fanofmosteverything9: Pre-damage.
TXC2: liquidarity it sure does
jiantwitch: no berserk is predamage
Terminal423: @liquidarity before damage step
ZoomShark: @Spades_Slicc So it's one blue for ancestral, and three and a green to play a land? 🤔
Dmc3628: before combat damage you can berserk
Mr_Horrible:
baneless27: xD
goatprince: carry the 2/2,
MWGNZ:
Marvoleath: !card berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
99dcwolf: (Or however his name is spelt, I might've goofed up)
kamkazi: banger line
LRRbot: Hydro-Channeler [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell.
JKBalch: The math is in fact mathing
LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: whooof
Simonark: The regular crowd crundles in.
@LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
@LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
@iSmartMan1: Hot take: WotC needs to print more bad cards in their sets
@LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
@orangetuxedoman: smart man, I agree with you.
@aceviru: that's a mild take
@LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of…
@max-sutton: Not really bad more like mid cards imo
@aceviru: ^
@heartofgoldfish: "the next generation has zero objects permanent" is also true
@iSmartMan1: Too much power creep, and printing bad cards is the best way to slow down power creep
@Tnaden: Hello Mr. Perfect
@LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature — Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion — This creatu…
@aceviru: they can print bad cards but the overall power level of the set will carry it
@orangetuxedoman: MTG Superior, Benjamin "Magic the Gathering" Wheeler. 🤣🤣🤣
@LRRbot: Growth Curve [GU] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
@aceviru: the bad doesn't slow down the power lol
@iSmartMan1: I don’t mean *unplayable* cards, I just want vanilla creatures at common to be more than a novelty
@aceviru: it just makes the power stand out
@LRRbot: Hydro-Channeler [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an…
@iSmartMan1: @aceviru Except every bad card they print is one fewer cards contributing to power creep
@OVER-KiLL: 🔢🤔🔣
@aceviru: yeah no, when you say bad, I don't think vanilla
@LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At …
bytecaster: Stop registered
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Tom_Bruise: "Okay. So. I'm at 7, you have 7 in the air. Hmmn"
BrowneePointz: I love them!
BrowneePointz: such a cute bear!
donestebandewelparel: Nice
fanofmosteverything9: Beesian curve
TXC2: Game 3!
insanecat6mtg:
Bugberry: Beez nutz
ExachixKitsune: idle question which I could look up but I have judges I can ask frivolous questions to; if a creature that is berserked removed from combat, does it still count as having "attacked" for the destroy clause?
RelwinEJ: You are the beesdown
TheOneInquisitor: It really is just like Slay The Spire 2
Jon_CoffeeRobot: *Harvey Birdman Bear SFX*
Tom_Bruise: Such smart bees
ZoomShark: It do Bee pretty cool
aceo29: sad to see the loss glad to see more gameplay
GamerCat88: lookin
Mr_Horrible: Myr Incubator you never left us
chuckaw1977: I'm glad that Adam finished that sentence
keyforgealchemist: The Bees Knees
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I feel betrayed
donestebandewelparel: Been Wheeler
RockPusher:
Adam Lied‽ 
funguslore:
Weeler playing therapist
rosesmcgee: Full disclosure, it wasn't my thumb
keyforgealchemist: You two playing Beeslander?
Simonark: He was trying to impress us, and we're obsessed with food preservation.
MrSarkhan:
chuckaw1977: you Donald Ducked it?
Pharmacistjudge: get that smackeral of honey
OldUncleDan: A Honey Tree?
CrossXhunteR: oh bother
RatherLargeToad: oh bother
Sage0fMadness: oh bother
jchinnock: they call that porky pigging it
munocard: That's Donald Ducking
Gunderrode:
Wheeler is ever so closer to becoming a mainstream stand-up comedian
drcthulu: pooh bearing
Gunderrode: close*
GamerCat88: committing tax fraud with just a red crop top
Simonark: It's neither of those if it's Winnie the Pooh's actual shirt.
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler claiming to be able to cast Zetaflare
DiscordianTokkan: AND had a corkscrew penis. Wait, no
anhakha: Would you prefer "he's winning poo-ing it"?
The_Color_Twelve: Mcducking it
anhakha: *winnie
RockPusher: Donald Ducking it also implies you are carrying around a corkscrew
ZoomShark: Careful Sneep
Tom_Bruise: wait, you can do that? Does that mean everyone who *didn't* travel back in time to enlist during WWII is a draftdodger?
ZoomShark: New username
Simonark: But Winnie the Poohing it does mean that you aren't real and exist entirely in the imagination of a young boy.
TXC2: RockPusher to show glory
ZoomShark: I'm claiming it now
Mr_Horrible: OWNED
BusTed:
Bugberry: Scrooge at least has the decency to wear a longer coat to hide his shame.
BrowneePointz: Winnie the Pooh'ing it seems innocent. Donald Ducking it implies a level of aggression
donestebandewelparel: Nerd allert
chuckaw1977: wouldn't Porky Pig also have a corkscrew?
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
GamerCat88: newt newt
Mr_Horrible: this does beg the question, how is Wheeler's Donald Duck impression
LRRbot: Emil, Vastlands Roamer [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
accountmadeforants: If you say you're Pooh Bearing it I'd assume you were becoming the general secretary of the CCP
dabudder: i miss runeterra every single day
IaCthulhuFthagn: Calling it "Winnie the Poohing it" is bad for your social score, so I name the practice after a certain world leader instead.
Days_one: most of the art is still used at least
RatherLargeToad: Emil “Vastlands” Roamer
ZoomShark: @accountmadeforants Woa woa woa, you can't say Tia--
chuckaw1977: so what are all your lands named now?
LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature — Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield.
baneless27:
idk why you would take away your games draft mode
Mr_Horrible: he'd *just* let whimsy into his heart, Adam, c'mon
DMGlol: well yea its a bear
LoadingReadyRun: Hey Siri, Email Vastlands Roamer
LRRbot: End of the Hunt [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
EvilBadman: Let's see Paul Allen's card
Simonark: So it's confirmed it's Jeremy Irons "Be Prepared" and not Tom Lehrer "Be Prepared"?
jiantwitch: exile / grave
TXC2: it's a remix of both
goatprince: wouldn't expect wheeler to be anti-bear, and yet,
anhakha: Rules question. Does the Prepared mana value count towards the mana value of the card?
DrLigmaPhD: Be Pre-bear-ed
LRRMTG_Judge: @anhakha Nope! - Squirrel
LRRMTG_Judge: @anhakha No it does not - Natedogg
LRRMTG_Judge: i agree with wheeler.
anhakha: Like, say it's a 3 mana spell, with a 1 mana prepared. Is it mana value 4, or 3?
anhakha:
Ok 
Gunderrode: Wheeler did nothing wrong.
LRRbot: Burrog Barrage [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
donestebandewelparel: Yaahh
fanofmosteverything9: Fire the tadpole cannon!
Wolfstrike_NL: Mr Mayor can never do wrong
DrLigmaPhD: Adam on the Russian strategy
EvilBadman: 13xRemoval right here
LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. // Pest Friend [{B/G}] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
TXC2: Adam planing to stack overflow Wheeler's kill count
dabudder: @Wolfstrike_NL homestuck reference
Stardackk: playing with kamigawa legends rules?
munocard: Lluwen seems gas
LRRbot: Applied Geometry [2GU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target non-Aura permanent you control, except it's a 0/0 Fractal creature in addition to its other types. Put six +1/+1 counters on it.
fanofmosteverything9: Biiiig newt
Stardackk: lluwen should make worms like his lorwyn card
@LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land…
@orangetuxedoman: I understand the debate. but the train has left the station on many of these issues, especially considering how the dev team is a year or more ahead of us on the trip
@aceviru: no again, one bad card doesn't mean fewer power creep
@iSmartMan1: I want more cards that you begrudgingly use as the 23rd spell in your draft deck
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: I haven’t missed Ben’s deck tech yet have I?
@Xalyn937: nope!
@iSmartMan1: And I want enough of them present to routinely see people playing them
@Xalyn937: i heard its a banger
@OVER-KiLL: 🍌🦍🦧
@iSmartMan1: @aceviru When I said more, I mean *more*
@iSmartMan1: I want enough bad and mediocre cards in sets to actually bring down the power level of the whole set
@LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
@LRRbot: Emil, Vastlands Roamer [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token.…
@orangetuxedoman: smart man, you must realize this is a losing argument
@OVER-KiLL: 🎵Life is Like a Hurricane🎶
@LRRbot: Vastlands Scavenger // Bind to Life | Vastlands Scavenger [1GG] | Creature — Bear Druid [4/4] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. // Bind to Life [4G] | Instant | Mill seven cards. Then put…
@iSmartMan1: @orangetuxedomam I also know Mark Rosewater is on my side
@LRRbot: End of the Hunt [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
@heartofgoldfish: "i don't want that bear to exist" is the same as "i want that twink obliterated"
@LRRbot: Burrog Barrage [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to on…
@orangetuxedoman: and I can see the way the game is currently being designed not supporting that idea. but I'm not going to waste my energy debating the issue in a fun chat room, while I'm watching fun games.
@iSmartMan1: Years ago, in one of MaRo's Drive to Work podcasts he said the key to slowing down power creep was "never stop making bad cards". And I feel like they have abandoned that philosophy.
@LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes p…
@orangetuxedoman: remember to love yourself
@LRRbot: Applied Geometry [2GU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target non-Aura permanent you control, except it's a 0/0 Fractal creature in addition to its other types. Put six +1/+1 counters on …
DrLigmaPhD: Large Newt
donestebandewelparel: Beeeg Frog
munocard: big frog w/ deathtrouch
GedankenPalast_: frogtal
liquidarity: it's a grave titan
funguslore: Large amphibian
Wolfstrike_NL:
@dabudder Honestly, not intentional, it's what we call Adam on his homestream
anhakha: Plantine.
Mr_Horrible:
Chichen: "THEY SAID THE THING"
MWGNZ:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oooo bananaaa
Jon_CoffeeRobot: you'd love it! They say banana
RockPusher:
Banana!!! 
Mr_Horrible:
They call it "Mirrodin" now, Wheeler
Tom_Bruise: But aren't bananas the source of all of humanity's woes?
RatherLargeToad: OH, ban an a
LRRMTG_Judge: @ExachixKitsune It was declared as an attacker, and therefore it counts as having attacked regardless of whether it remained in combat after that, so the destroy clause will apply (provided it didn't leave the battlefield) - BlackRose
AdamYMHMI: I mean, don't they call it Zhalfir now?
Mr_Horrible: although IDK if we ever learned the original name of original Phyrexia
Marvoleath:
@Mr_Horrible I think he meant the OG Phyrexia, not the new one
TXC2:
Tom_Bruise you're thinking of CEOs
Pharmacistjudge: send in the banana is also sending in the clones.
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
fanofmosteverything9: Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
synthalanar: @Mr_Horrible we did not
Tom_Bruise: perhaps I'm thinking of Banana CEOs
Bearudite: screamin squirrel
LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
ExachixKitsune: @LRRMTG_Judge : huh cool, thank you!
Kivipaperisakset: "sometimes the classics always work" -Adam Savidan
Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all. Just got home from work, missed anything good so far?
TXC2: Tom_Bruise fruit companies are evil yes
fanofmosteverything9: It is in neither.
JinaMahavira:
therealflyingtoastr: No to both
Kezzig_: Armageddon is in the MA
Mr_Horrible: @Dog_of_Myth set has a *lot* of interactions. Cool, but keeps you on your toes
chuckaw1977: Settle the Wreckage is such a great card
Orxolon: is it?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Chat has already confirmed that of course it is
pipshardfour: not the settle the wreckage bit again
kamkazi: another set of no settle the wreckage </3
BrowneePointz: Cyc Rift and Winds of Abandon is
Marvoleath: Surely it's a Special Giest
fanofmosteverything9: Judge, I am being misrepresented!
Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible Sounds fun imo
Marvoleath: guest, even
LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
donestebandewelparel: Beans
Mr_Horrible:
@Dog_of_Myth as Graham was commenting, he's looking forward to when it comes to Arena and the computer can keep track of most of the triggers for him
LRRMTG_Judge: Please be advised that the "Settle the wreckage is in the set" is a running joke. It is not in the set or the mystical archive.
chuckaw1977: or is it
358 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
Dog_of_Myth:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "Actually this 1/1 squirrel is smarter than someone with a degree"
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Strebenherz: howdy raiders
TXC2: hello raiders!
Gunderrode: whatever, dad
synthalanar: yo raiders
Mr_Horrible: "Hard Nocks"? Why are you using such complicated arrows?
BusTed: real goofus move
FauksStarling: Big "I do my own research" energy, Biomancer
MrSarkhan: That does sound like James
Terminal423: Welcome raiders!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Hey raiders 👋
rosesmcgee: You still have to pay back the student loans, Biomancer
Amazonian: but what if they secretly added Settle the Wreckage when I wasn 't looking?
Chenderle: I sit among the ants and that's all the learning I need
LRRbot: Growth Curve [GU] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
EvilBadman: "I can spot the differences!"
LRRMTG_Judge: Welcome raiders! - Natedogg
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Robot_Bones: I stayed at a holiday inn last night
Mattmitchell45: Their education is tuned FOR KUDS!
comrade_cerpint: “college is for suckers” - most illiterate man you ever met
LilSenwolf: almost forgot it was preprerelease day
Mr_Horrible: no, I do
Mr_Horrible: it's a witch's curse
RolfeRolfeRolfe: He's mindful cuz he eats brains
TXC2: Settle is one of the worst cards ever made
donestebandewelparel: Assosiason
accountmadeforants:
@LRRMTG_Judge I heard Wizards slips one (1) single Settle the Wreckage into every print run just to mess with people 
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: and now you dab
mastershake29x: @LilSenwolf I think you can assume like every Friday is PPR day
cdmack3113: Wheeler vs adam is always going to be incredible content
TXC2:
Dog_of_Myth
Therberus: Oh Benny wheels
aceo29: so glad we got a game 3 :3
ElektroTal: i should get Adam back on Casual Magic again. Our conversations are always so lovely
LRRbot: Textbook Tabulator [2U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [0/3] | Increment / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
Pharmacistjudge: I would love to hear y'all talk street fighter more
IaCthulhuFthagn: @accountmadeforants No new art, but with the correct set symbol and serialised as 1/1.
fanofmosteverything9: Oof.
GamerCat88: ggs
insanecat6mtg:
donestebandewelparel: GG
Jon_CoffeeRobot: did Adam have any fixing in the deck?
Mr_Horrible: a tad fragile, it's true. I'll be curious to see how Quandrix stuff shakes out
Mr_Horrible: in limited, at least
Therberus: @ElektroTal Adam is the chillest
tagonist_: @cdmack3113 the EDSC episode with Adam playing the Ur Dragon is some of the best mtg content out there
@jjcard: oh cool, I forgot this was happening today. awesome to watch on my lunch break
@orangetuxedoman: welcome jjcard
@LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
@LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of…
@LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
@pharmacistjudge: Please be advised that the "Settle the wreckage is in the set" is a running joke. It is not in the set or the mystical archive.
@LRRbot: Growth Curve [GU] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
@aceviru: got it chief o7
@orangetuxedoman: thank you judge o7
@iSmartMan1: @pharmacistjudge That’s what they want you to think 😏😆
@jjcard: hmm, is the max resolution 360p for anyone else?
@iSmartMan1: @jjcard I'm on 720
@LRRbot: Textbook Tabulator [2U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [0/3] | Increment / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
@orangetuxedoman: @jjcard in sitting at 480p
@aceviru: I do joke about settle, but I don't actually know anymore because I kind of find it better to find out about cards in a PPR. too many sets to constantly follow them as they get spoiled/released
@iSmartMan1: So, you're saying you need a smooth casting curve? 😆
donestebandewelparel: Why is adam siting on the wrong side?
ekplayscards: Yoooooo what's up chat?!
fsforwardsound: that's what prepared spells are for
Commodore_Perry_GG:
TXC2: hello ekplayscards welcome
dabudder: grahameron!
eshplode: Grahmeron!
ElektroTal: Grahamaron
ekplayscards:
@TXC2 heyooo
TXC2: the judge-off!
KWardJenx: Great games
Dog_of_Myth: Heya EK
ElektroTal: damn it too slow
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Nut Collectors!
Mr_Horrible:
but I was assured Sege isn't even here!
LRRbot: Shamanic Revelation [3GG] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature you control. / Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.
fanofmosteverything9: Promising lead-in.
ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth hey king
DiscordianTokkan: Aha, oh ho, ooh hoo
noSmokeFire: heeheehoohoo
eshplode: I do love portmanteauing words
Therberus: Cam doing his best owl impression
Dog_of_Myth: ooo boosties
DeM0nFiRe: Is that another way of saying "ok boomer"?
GredGredmansson: greetings you Burrog Befuddlers
ElektroTal: it feels nice to be in a room full of people whose brains are broken exactly like mine
synthalanar: wow I've never actually identified with what Graham calls us before crack-a-pack until this one.
fsforwardsound: use more pens
countingku: Owlmpression?
TXC2: ElektroTal everyone likes to belong
Dog_of_Myth: Why not both?
Zatengo: Ugh, Sword Pen
LSRubin: we are allies against a common enemy: inkjet printers
TXC2:
and what us crayon users?
TXC2: *about us
Kivipaperisakset: !card Ennis
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ennis, Debate Moderator; Yahenni's Expertise
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TXC2 marines are welcome too
Kivipaperisakset: !card, Ennis, Debate
Zatengo: @TXC2 you are what you eat (or sth)
synthalanar: ooo that's going in my golgari pauper oops all Sign in Bloods pauper commander deck
Kivipaperisakset: !card Ennis, Debate
LRRbot: Ennis, Debate Moderator [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | When Ennis enters, exile up to one other target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / At the beginning of your end step, if one or more cards were put into exile this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Ennis.
TXC2:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters thank you, but I wasn't allowed to serve, bad lungs
Kivipaperisakset: Would Ennis trigger from the exiled copy created by Prepared cards?
GredGredmansson: no, it is not a CARD going into exile
fanofmosteverything9: The OG.
Marvoleath: @Kivipaperisakset Nope, the copy is created in exile, does not get put there
fanofmosteverything9: Well, an OG.
Bugberry: !card stream of life
LRRbot: Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
Dog_of_Myth: Itis
Dog_of_Myth: It is
jiantwitch: 4th edition
The_Color_Twelve: I have several old copies of it
Kivipaperisakset: makes sense
The_Color_Twelve: yep
jiantwitch: since alpha even
TXC2: I wonder how much debate there was to have all the prepared spell be preexsisting spells
LRRMTG_Judge: @Kivipaperisakset No - as folks would say, it's not a card being created, so it doesn't trigger Ennis. - Squirrel
LRRMTG_Judge: as folks said*
Marvoleath: I believe it's the only or one of 2 cards from Alpha that did not change their oracle text
GredGredmansson: @TXC2 maro did say originally it WAS all original spells, but it was easier for balancing to sometimes make new ones
Mr_Horrible: be very careful about saying "Noble Ox" during combat
BrowneePointz: this card
BrowneePointz: is MEAN
Mr_Horrible: we literally *just* gave lands haste, so
BrowneePointz: "boomerang rampant growth" okay
TXC2: GredGredmansson ah intresting
The_Color_Twelve: Oh I love these so much
Mr_Horrible: don't recall which one this is
ChillSwan: stock up my beloved
Jon_CoffeeRobot: there's a 5 and a 2 in there
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The_Color_Twelve: They are going to cost me a lot of money
synthalanar: @BrowneePointz nonland and not UU but yeah
Drammses: Stock Up
Diabore: uh oh stockies
GredGredmansson: its an uncommon so standard legal
GhostValv:
stock up
flatluigi: i'm enjoying these crack a packs that are 'what IS this card'
Mr_Horrible: oh, it *is* in fact stock up
@aceviru: 1080 60 here
@LRRbot: Shamanic Revelation [3GG] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature you control. / Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.
@iSmartMan1: Quandrix in this set is sorta like Simic Evolve from RTR
@orangetuxedoman: Pen Alliances!! my Ally in Ink. I knew Cameron was my favorite
@aceviru: More draw cards please
@aceviru: My love. Love me a fetch
@BigDiff7: stock up?
TXC2: !card stock up
LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Mr_Horrible: Div Through Time
BrowneePointz: oh Cam pulled $
fanofmosteverything9: Spell Pierce!
The_Color_Twelve: Next time I'm in Japan
GredGredmansson: Spell Pierce
That1GuyBen: oh that's spell pierce
shoebilltcg: So pretty
synthalanar: oh yay! now I don't have to have stupid race card cards in my decks
flatluigi: p i e r c e
DiscordianTokkan: Spell Pierce Fish Waifu
synthalanar: car* cards
The_Color_Twelve: god that's good art
TXC2:
synthalanar important correction
GredGredmansson: the other "very anime" card along with Crop Rotation
Mr_Horrible: this one's so cool
fanofmosteverything9: Does this count as a ghost horse for the power rankings?
synthalanar: @TXC2 technically correct is the best kind of correct
freyjaviking94: I need me some Strixhaven collector boosters
cmdrud87: is this a bad card? Naaay
flatluigi: keep getting horses
BrowneePointz: @synthalanar I don't remember what the original 2 mana Nonland bounce is
Jethrain: this horse is amazing
That1GuyBen: horser than before
Zatengo: morse
flatluigi: horser than before
GedankenPalast_: good horse!
Mr_Horrible: Prismari dabbling in exponential growth, they're going cross-discipline
BrowneePointz: we love a Merchant of Venice joke
TXC2: 2nd up, the drink they made 5 interations back from 7up
freshmaker__: merchant of venom.. menace.. ven-ace..
KWardJenx: Hot take on the Shakespear from Cam.
cmdrud87: is it 3n?
fanofmosteverything9: Silence, ad.
BusTed: the chops
Mr_Horrible: an actual fleshbag
GredGredmansson: people use the 2 mana one now
BlueMechanic: pound of fleshbag marauder?
accountmadeforants:
Magmablood Archaic also has sideburns 
Zatengo: can you theoretically pay 2 red mana for one of those pips?
TXC2: note this is still a 3/3 just for red
Mr_Horrible: @Zatengo believe so, yes
GredGredmansson: @Zatengo yes but why
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Accursed Marauder
LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
cmdrud87: @Zatengo doesn't say you can't
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!
fanofmosteverything9: Get monkeyed.
Mr_Horrible: Return To Monke
synthalanar: @BrowneePointz scryfall search shows it's "Disperse"
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cmdrud87: Monke within
xantos69: Ape strong as a 3/3.
Valqori: Pog-ify
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Professor Ruxa 🐻
fanofmosteverything9: Rapid unscheduled reorganization
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Wolfstrike_NL: We will miss Cameron
razorswift: Return to Monke
Bugberry: aggressive remodeling
jiantwitch: pongify, verb - to be turned into a pong player.
Sage0fMadness: the signer in blood
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SoylentDoener: when i have to get up early i also feel catastrophically reorganized
GredGredmansson: just wait until they find out about the mythic Sign In Blood
donestebandewelparel: Mmmh monke
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The_Color_Twelve: yeah the vampires that cast sign in blood and demonic tutor are fun
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TXC2: fancy, possibly AU Ral
BrowneePointz: Totally normal totally our Ral
GredGredmansson: completely ordinary Ral Zarek
GasCityGaming: hidden fountain pen in the art
fanofmosteverything9: Fancy Ral's Foreshadowing
drcthulu: he's wearing a wrench
Bugberry: I just realized, with the setup for Reality Fracture, this is very similar to Star Trek's mirror universe which will likely get a reference in the upcoming set.
synthalanar: I wanna see Izzet Tomik now
TXC2: Siverquill are Writers
TXC2: !patreon
GredGredmansson: @synthalanar i'm sure we'll meet her soon
Mythallian: silverquill are debate kids
Tom_Bruise: They're all just a bunch of Ace Attorneys
cmdrud87: yeah, prof ral isn't reading at witherbloom
razorswift: Silverquill writes the play, Prismari acts the play
donestebandewelparel: I'm Hufflepuff
@aceviru: 2nd Up, the sugar free alternative to 7up
@OVER-KiLL: oOK Ook🦍
@jjcard: I can get 720p on my phone, but casting to my TV I only get 360p
@dewrules235: Ral not being Prismari is super wonky
@dewrules235: Surely there’s some shit going on
TXC2: and we're back
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Judge Fight
dumbo3k: Happy Birthday Serge!
Firnsarwen: Lol
flatluigi: judge fight judge fight judge fight
Krillin_fan: Judge Fight!
ExachixKitsune:
Serge! 
RockPusher: Because Cameron Am.
Bugberry: @razorswift and Lorehold makes sure it's historically accurate
MWGNZ:
Dog_of_Myth: Judge Fight!!
gawag_: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
fanofmosteverything9: Flawless intro.
TXC2: the Judge-off
BusTed:
Mythallian: JUDGE FIGHT
GhostValv:
the grudge match
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: JUDGE! FIGHT!
tdapenguin:
TheOneInquisitor: Its the traditional Judge Round
Mattmitchell45: @razorswift The Silverquill critiques the play
2Flower: I fight to surviiiiive~
TXC2: the documentry Bloodsport
donestebandewelparel: Who's Judging the hardest?
Mattmitchell45: *then
Tom_Bruise: REL:Axed "If you wanna die, then step up!"
ExachixKitsune: Now, as the past two rounds have shown us, this is a 1) reading set and 2) mathematics set. Serge is thus at a SEVERE disadvantage
IaCthulhuFthagn: From the film based on real events that have not in any way been made up.
WotC_Matt: Two judges enter! Two judges also leave. It's just Magic. Calm down.
cmdrud87: Play the Mortal Kombat Theme instead. That surely is in the public domain by now.
fanofmosteverything9: Revealing the evil goatee. Amazing.
KWardJenx: Love the idea of Bloodsport being one of Cam's Criterion movie picks
jiantwitch: Objection, we need to check the oracle text to make sure that cam isn't graham
synthalanar: Good news everyone! There are talks of a "Face-Off" sequel.
Marvoleath:
freshmaker__:
wait did they put out star trek magic story already?!
Kentosaurus: wow I forgot about the transporter clone
GredGredmansson: "I can't tell which one of us is evil!" "I know, we BOTH have beards!"
unowngnome: Soon that gag will be magic
EPGelion: Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and Best of the Best, no question
synthalanar: for various definitions of good and news
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Will we get a blue Riker 4 mana clone in Star Trek?
Natedogg2: Two judges enter. Three judges leave, because we're secretly issuing the judge exam to Cam here.
RealGamerCow: That one weighs 0.03 grams more
Krillin_fan: happy birthday!
ElektroTal: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGE
Strebenherz: Happy birthday Serge
unowngnome: Happy birthday!
tyrantcorporation: happy sergeday
razorswift: happy birthday serge!
Anubis169:
Flappy Bathday Serge
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 🎂
Darksualc: Harry Firstday
KWardJenx: Hey-hey! Happy Birthday, Serge!
TXC2: Happy Birthday Serge
anonarat: Happy Birthday Seurg
DeM0nFiRe:
Happy BIrthday Serge 
insanecat6mtg: Happy Birthday!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Happy Birthday Serge!
Bacon_Trail: happy serge day!
Terminal423: Happy Birthday Serge!
ulifernando01: Happy bday Serge!
cephalopodracing: happy birthday!
GedankenPalast_: Happy Sergeday!
WotC_Matt: 0.03 Grahams?
Zatengo: Happy Sergeday!
Iperithon: Hap Birf Surge
stalbert72: Happy Birthday Serge!
fanofmosteverything9: Merry Sergemas to all!
goombalax: serge loses life equal to his age
samsquatch_28: happy birthday!
Grimmbourne: Happy Sergeday Birth!
thattalljeff: happy birthday!
Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday Serge
NarfBlinko: Happy birthday Serge!
FenrisSchafer: Happy Birthday Serge!! 🎉🎉
chaoscaster65: Happy birthday Serge
synthalanar: Happy Birthday Serge!
jbrossy15: Happy Birthday Serge!!!
Dromos_GHG: Happy Serge Day!
pazequa:
happy birthday 
GasCityGaming: Merry Birthmas Serge!
GhostValv:
Happy Birthday Serge
Firnsarwen:
Happy Birthday, Serge!! 🎉🥳
tedpro23: Sergeday!!!
westerfarmer:
Happy birthday Serge
RealGamerCow: Hippo Birdie Serge
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BrowneePointz: Shout out the Collector Number for the Japanese ones
donestebandewelparel:
Happy Birthdas Serge
ZoomShark: Happy Surge day, where Serge grows a lil bit more :3
LRRbot: Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song | Blazing Firesinger [2R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
Hansk_and_Boo: Fijne Sergejaardag!!
42MiLLyWays:
coffee for happy birthday to Serge
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ZoomShark: Birthday!Serge
TXC2:
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CrossXhunteR: love the art on this one
punahougirl84: Hau'oli la hanau, Serge!
ZoomShark: Woa
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
simpletoon: HB!
LRRbot: Duty Beyond Death [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: keep reprinting this banger
GredGredmansson: Tarkir Dragonstorm card
CrossXhunteR: duty beyond death, from TDM
81ackR0se:
Merry Sergeday!
razorswift: dominik mayer always slaps
munocard: Not if they plug you up first
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fanofmosteverything9: Even in death, we serve.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: CAM
MrSarkhan: CAM
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GhostValv: +2
TXC2: Cameron isn't wrong
accountmadeforants: Duty Beyond Death is also just a sick album title
Wolfstrike_NL: CAM!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Cam.
chuckaw1977: slow clap
s0lesurviv0r:
Mr_Horrible: the offscreen Wheeler chuckle
synthalanar: sick joke streamer
Mythallian: CAM NO 40K HERE PZ
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CrossXhunteR: tarkir dragonstorm
BrowneePointz: Dragonstorm
kamkazi: TDM
fanofmosteverything9: Tarkir Dragonstorm
GredGredmansson: Tarkir Dragonstorm
Bugberry: All uncommons are standard legal
Firnsarwen: Keep it classy, Cam!
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TXC2: Mythallian easy on the allcaps please
flatluigi: team death match
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: TDM, had great Kev Fang art
donestebandewelparel: Hey Judge Wheeler
GredGredmansson: all the uncommon mystical archive cards are currently legal in standard
s0lesurviv0r: so how are the prepared cards working out?
flatluigi: @GredGredmansson except for monstrous rage
TXC2: s0lesurviv0r seem powerful
GredGredmansson: @flatluigi lol yeah
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @s0lesurviv0r working wonderfully
BrowneePointz: Prismari goin "BRUH!"
LRRbot: Traumatic Critique [XUR] | Instant | Traumatic Critique deals X damage to any target. Draw two cards, then discard a card.
fanofmosteverything9: Galazeth has a few notes.
Dog_of_Myth: Love this art
flatluigi: monstrous rage: still playable in this limited environment
BrowneePointz: The FOUNDER
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "HEY! what you got there?!"
BrowneePointz: and yells BRUH
BrowneePointz: in your face
GredGredmansson: CHILD I AM DISAPPOINT
JKBalch: Oh dear
Bugberry: Prismari has very OG Nicol Bolas art vibes
UnknownFriday: I do feel like the Rakdos would have something to say about that flavor text.
Kentosaurus: "you didn't cite your sources!"
Kiloken: didn’t notice Prismari was wearing glasses that’s great
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "Are you shortsighted? or farsighed?"
BrowneePointz: the flavor text is so good
Tom_Bruise: It's even worse; It's the dean showing up to your presentation pulling a Statler-&-Waldorf
GredGredmansson: "as a massive freaking dragon, i know a thing or two about unnecessary destruction"
BrowneePointz: The ARTIST should suffer for their craft! Not the audience!
ExachixKitsune: there are two sorts of students, the ones who are distracted by the glasses, and the ones who run in fear. Only the former group pass
dabudder: cameron writing with pain in mind
Jon_CoffeeRobot: steppy.
LRRbot: Eclipsed Steppe | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
fanofmosteverything9: Shady steppy
CrossXhunteR: tango land in orzhov
JinaMahavira: big steppe
RealGamerCow: This set is SO pretty
@OVER-KiLL: Dont Steal the Night
@Xalyn937: maybe he walked through a reality fracture
@bassface1018: YOU'RE OLD!
@williamedge5130: Happy Birthday, Serge!
@bassface1018: GRATZ!
@OVER-KiLL: Happy Born Day Serge
@iSmartMan1: Didn't Ral die during War of the Spark?
@jkoon78076: happy birthday serge!!!
@LRRbot: Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song | Blazing Firesinger [2R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
@LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
@Xalyn937: Ral has not died at all to my knowledge. He was pretty prominant in bloomburrow
@OVER-KiLL: Dwarf with Seething Song makes me happy tho
@LRRbot: Duty Beyond Death [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature …
@bassface1018: Sigh
@SEEDZANDTWIGZ: lmaoooo cam
@iSmartMan1: @Xalyn937 Oh right, I was thinking of that other Izzet planeswalker
@Xalyn937: Dak Fayden, the greatest thief in the multiverse?
@iSmartMan1: That's the one!
@soso188: it was the last standard set (in this universe)
@LRRbot: Traumatic Critique [XUR] | Instant | Traumatic Critique deals X damage to any target. Draw two cards, then discard a card.
@Gamehen9: Happy Birthday
@soso188: They are zoom glasses
@LRRbot: Eclipsed Steppe | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
Tom_Bruise: how very "You have it backwards; It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees"
Diabore: thats gonna kill people
LRRbot: Empty the Warrens [3R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Storm
fanofmosteverything9: Lookit them gobbos
synthalanar: someone clip that
LRRbot: Postmortem Professor [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
donestebandewelparel: Hallo Serge's Hair
synthalanar: Serge will love it when it's replayued
Thisbymaster: Do multiple instances of Storm trigger seperatly?
BrowneePointz: Turn it sideways
synthalanar: @Thisbymaster yes
GredGredmansson: "from the battlefield to the graveyard"
BrowneePointz: Hey hey! He's Tenured Cam!
razorswift: from the battlefield to the graveyard? what serge?
BrowneePointz: he's allowed no downsides!
LRRMTG_Judge: @Thisbymaster They do! - Squirrel
Chichen: we have carnaphage at home (oh no this one is good)
Mr_Horrible: Carniphage after their doctorate
Wolfstrike_NL: Still a 2/2, but now they hack you
Diabore: @razorswift just missing "only an opponent may activate this ability"
anhakha: 2/2 zomBiE wARlock... BEAR!!!
LRRbot: Sneering Shadewriter [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Harsh Annotation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hmm, derivative
GredGredmansson: Get Blotst
Sage0fMadness: !bitterthorn reprint in one of the commander decks
Sage0fMadness: !card bitterthorn
LRRbot: Bitterthorn, Nissa's Animus [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Equip {3}
Diabore: inkling is why watermark
Kivipaperisakset: this ol' man is going to bed now. See you in the vod tomorrow
GredGredmansson: probably because it makes the token
RealGamerCow: I really wish that Harsh Annotation synergized with Traumatic Critique
GredGredmansson: is it repel calamity again
LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
flatluigi: ooo helping hand
CrossXhunteR: Helping Hand, from Lost Caverns of Ixalan
Tom_Bruise: Weeb to White Weenie pipeline comin' in clutch
freshmaker__: hell yeah threeanimator
donestebandewelparel: Thank Wheeler we have a Wheeler
CrossXhunteR: Royal Treatment?
LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
kamkazi: royal treatment
CrossXhunteR: like snakeskin veil, but not
BlueMechanic: royal tenenbaum
GredGredmansson: royal role is Ward 1 or Ward 2?
GredGredmansson: and +1/+1
Dog_of_Myth:
dabudder: @GredGredmansson ward 1
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson 1, iirc
GredGredmansson: thanks
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
CrossXhunteR: jadzi?
fanofmosteverything9: Could be Dina
Wolfstrike_NL:
Paul, can you pull up the forest? /s
GredGredmansson: Zimone?
LRRbot: Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [3] | +1: Surveil 2. / −1: Any number of target players each discard a card. / −2: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / −7: Flip five coins. Target opponent skips their next X turns, where X is the number of coins that came up heads.
flatluigi: evil ral....
anhakha: This forest reminds me of the dragonage inquisition cover art.
CrossXhunteR: ral, with his interesting watermark
GredGredmansson: Completely Normal Ral Zarek
Sage0fMadness: Ral with the evil goatee
TXC2: casual 4 abliity 3 mana planeswalker
kamkazi: new ophiomancer just dropped
EvilBadman:
look at Ral's watermark
LRRbot: Pest Rescuer [2G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if you don't control a Pest creature token, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." / If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
BrowneePointz: Ophiomancer!
BrowneePointz: for pests!
Diabore: @flatluigi (having not read the book) we dont know hes evil yet
Kiloken: I love that the Ral has a weird watermark. I’m sure that looks cool in foil too
flatluigi: @Diabore in the website story he kills two children
RatherLargeToad: from the commander deck
GredGredmansson: @Diabore he's not in the book, he's in a story released before the main story
Diabore: @flatluigi ...maybe the kids were dicks?
jiantwitch: pestomancer
LRRbot: Mana Sculpt [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If you control a Wizard, add an amount of {C} equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell at the beginning of your next main phase.
Sage0fMadness: yeah he's pretty def evil lol
GredGredmansson: "fixed" Mana Drain
TXC2:
F mana Drain
LRRbot: Bring to Light [3GU] | Sorcery | Converge — Search your library for a creature, instant, or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
ElektroTal: O-flea-omancer
donestebandewelparel: The Forest looks like someone casts Atomic Bomb
LoadingReadyRun:
Pesto-mancer?
dabudder: @ElektroTal nice
CrossXhunteR: all 3 pioneer players are stoked
Mr_Horrible: iirc Ophiomancer was from the first commander product printing
GredGredmansson: @Diabore they were not.
@LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
@LRRbot: Empty the Warrens [3R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Storm
@soso188: i need thoes Goblins
@soso188: as tokens
@LRRbot: Postmortem Professor [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}, Exile an instant o…
@OVER-KiLL: 👹👹
@soso188: the carnaphage bullied ME in highschool
@LRRbot: Sneering Shadewriter [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
@LRRbot: Harsh Annotation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
@LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
@soso188: hand
@LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
@LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
@Tnaden: thanks bot
@LRRbot: Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [3] | +1: Surveil 2. / −1: Any number of target players each discard a card. / −2: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less…
@LRRbot: Pest Rescuer [2G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if you don't control a Pest creature token, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token …
@LRRbot: Mana Sculpt [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If you control a Wizard, add an amount of {C} equal to the amount of mana spent to cast that spell at the beginning of your next main phase.
@LRRbot: Bring to Light [3GU] | Sorcery | Converge — Search your library for a creature, instant, or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell, e…
LRRbot: Ark of Hunger [2RW] | Artifact | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {T}: Mill a card. You may play that card this turn.
Mr_Horrible: oh, very neat card
dabudder: @LoadingReadyRun surely thats a creature that makes food tokens
BrowneePointz: OH THIS CARD!
TXC2:
we spent so long getting mana Drain banned from Brawl just for this to happen
BrowneePointz: this card is RAD
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Bark dog box woof mill woof bark ouch
kamkazi: 33 years later and they printing new text on cards we never seen before i love this card
CrossXhunteR: kinda like impulse draw, but not
GredGredmansson: I LOVE this take on impulse draw
GredGredmansson: !card impulse
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
BusTed: 🎂 🎂 🎂
GredGredmansson: HAP BIRF
anosognostic: canadian eh detected
bytecaster: awwww
Strebenherz: dawww
TXC2: Happy Birthday Dear Serge
RockPusher: Happy Birthday Serge!
Thisbymaster: Awww this is so great
GhostValv: get birthed nerd
Quentoxic: Happy birthday!
GedankenPalast_: Awwww
Afkaday: FeelsBirthdayMan
chuckaw1977: Awwwww
Cinnabat: Happy birf!! :3
XavusGaming: XD
ExachixKitsune: Happy Birthday Dear Seeerge!
DeM0nFiRe: 🍰
accountmadeforants:
Chichen:
Chenderle: gottem
eye_h_bar: Happy Birthday Serge!
Beleqwaya: AHA! I wasn't wrong!
bytecaster: happy birthday serge!
LidofLoathing: Happy Birthday!
Shragon: Hap Birf serge!
JinaMahavira:
Mr_Horrible: hap birf, Serge
lamina5432: happy bith
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 🎂
ElektroTal: yayayayayy
theamc2000: happy birthday
Chronomagistrate: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Serge!
FenrisSchafer:
RealGamerCow: lemon!
ghyllnox: \o/
Zartnic: hbd!
KWardJenx: Love it!!
Sage0fMadness: Happy Birthday Serge!
LeDrago_: happy birthday
bubba0077: 🕯️🕯️🕯️
anosognostic: happy birthday!
luke__mtg: happy birthday!!
GreatSacrificer: happy birthday!
FauksStarling: Happy Sergemas!
Tom_Bruise: Congratulations on turning 1
Grimmbourne: Aww, they remembered!
anonarat: Happy birthday!!!!
Orxolon: happy birthday Serge!
lirazel64: Happy Birthday, Serge!
BrightstormRising: Tell me there's a canal through the cake.
Unas84: happy birthday Serge!
TXC2: And many morrrrrrrre!
tyrantcorporation: hooray
Mangledpixel: Hippy Bathday!
GredGredmansson:
goateedave86: Happy Birthday Serge!
pipshardfour: yay Happy Birthday!
manyourbattlestations: 🎉🎉🎉
anhakha: Happy birthday!!
nimbus_machine: happy birthday serge!!!!
JKBalch: It was *not* a bit. Happy Birthday Serge!
Hansk_and_Boo: sergdag!
eshplode:
JoanneG110: happy birthday
jessicatheblack: Happy Birthday Serge!
Lord_Dodo: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Serge
Flyingdelorion:
Happy Birthday Serge! 
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GhostValv: !card cake
LRRbot: Did you mean: Carrot Cake; Giant Mana Cake; Fruitcake Elemental
MintChocDoublin: Happy Birthday Serge!
laikagoat:
axiom1240: Happy Birthday!!
donestebandewelparel: 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Mr_Horrible:
flatluigi: serge's favorite colors to play, green and yellow
fanofmosteverything9: It's a good looking cake!
thaneofstuff: Happy birthday Serge!
TheOneInquisitor: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGE
ZoomShark: Oh man!
Dromos_GHG: is it coffee cake?
TXC2:
MrSarkhan
Orxolon: happy bday Serge!
JKBalch: !card birthday cake
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SoylentDoener:
happy birthday
MrSarkhan: Happy Birthday!
DeM0nFiRe:
jiantwitch: HB!
accountmadeforants:
NewtyNewts: Happy birthday Serge!
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ZoomShark: Happy Birthday Serge!
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FathomSage: Happy Birthday Serge!
axiom1240: cake didn't show up when it was on card reader!
Strebenherz: Happy bday serge
Dmc3628: eat his cake while he gets pounded in magic
DeadjackSoul: Happy Birthday !!
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: happy Sergeday, birth!!
ghyllnox: That is how your birthday works
GhostValv:
anhakha: Nelson will let u in for your birthday.
synthalanar: that was cold
anhakha: *win
DeM0nFiRe:
ghyllnox:
EvilBadman: time to throw Bilbo, Birthday Celebrate on the reader
LSRubin: i work very hard and i would like to try cake
Boltarion: And here I am sick , just happy I have a ppr to watch
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
Dog_of_Myth: Prismari event
TXC2: maybe it's freshers week?
nimbus_machine: serge's name should change so "Serge, Birthday Boy" or smth rn lol
Marvoleath: It's the Burning Man of MTG
niccus: half burning man, half coachella
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
fanofmosteverything9: It's a massive artistic event at Spectacle Summit.
foolish_s4mwise: I thought he said “Summon-fest” and that would also add up for stricken
eleric937: happy birthday serge!
LRRbot: Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song | Blazing Firesinger [2R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
foolish_s4mwise: *strixhaven
dabudder: serge is gristing all over the place
Mattmitchell45: It certainly has a bit of Fringe to it
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad: needs a lozenge
That1GuyBen: serge with the birthday blasting
BrowneePointz: That last gasp art is incredible
LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
chuckaw1977: is there other ways in this set to prepare creatures? You know...not inherently on the card itself?
LRRbot: Conciliator's Duelist [WWBB] | Creature — Kor Warlock [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Each player loses 1 life. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, exile up to one target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Revelia: "I have to kill it or you'll get value" the essence of modern magic
TXC2: chuckaw1977 the card will say how
Simonark: Serge knows you get five free murders on your birthday and why waste them?
Marvoleath: @chuckaw1977 There is a land and a colorless creature that can prepare others
BrowneePointz: at the beginning of the next end step
GredGredmansson: @chuckaw1977 there is a land that can do it repeatedly, and a colorless artifact creature that does it on ETB (or unprepares a creature)
Dog_of_Myth: @chuckaw1977 Yes there are ways to prepare the creature
Jon_CoffeeRobot: [at the next end step!]
TheOneInquisitor: You draw 1, you don't mill 10
RatherLargeToad: @chuckaw1977 there’s a colorless creature that can do it to other creatures on ETB and there’s a land that can do it
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
tagonist_: The Wheeler cackle in the background... lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: bonk'd anyway
BrowneePointz: Pagemaster flashbacks anyone?
Khyrberos: Serge is shaking in his boots
nimbus_machine: if serge looses we riot
Bugberry: he's just a (not so) little guy
drcthulu: birthday burmps
TXC2: IMO players are far too retisent to play instants at sorcery speed
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
chuckaw1977: thanks @Marvoleath @Dog_of_Myth & @RatherLargeToad
LRRbot: Scathing Shadelock // Venomous Words | Scathing Shadelock [4B] | Creature — Snake Warlock [4/6] | At the beginning of your first main phase, this creature becomes prepared. // Venomous Words [B] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
IaCthulhuFthagn: The Snarlock is back.
LRRbot: Prismari Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surveil 2, then draw a card. / • Prismari Charm deals 1 damage to each of one or two targets. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahahah
Khyrberos: Lolol
Seth_Erickson: you're never out of tempo range
Szyael: "Out of range" She HAS the range
@aceviru: Mana Drain looking juicy
@LRRbot: Ark of Hunger [2RW] | Artifact | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {T}: Mill a card. You may play that card this tu…
@OVER-KiLL: 🤌🏼 Pesto Phiomancer 🐍🍝
@Merc1987: Happy Birthday!!!
@OVER-KiLL: 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
@williamedge5130: Hippo Bidet!
@SEEDZANDTWIGZ: Happy Birthday!
@OVER-KiLL: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@Tnaden: Happy Birthdayyy
@Billy_Toler: happy birthday
@CallMeRyline: Hippo birdie!
@MooBilly: Happy birthday, Serge!
@orangetuxedoman: happy birthday!
@xxcobencxx: oh shi I just got on! HAPPY BDAY Serge!
@aceviru: Licks?
@OVER-KiLL: 🎈🎉🎂🎁🎉🎈
@NsABullitzZ: Happy birthday serge!
@Jazzy_Josh: Judge! Opponent played a cake to the battlefield!
@ErikJosefssonTure: harply birday
@aceviru: have your cake and don't eat it
@Merc1987: Nelson feeling spicy!
@LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
@JolynVilla: Happy Birthday!
@CallMeRyline: It's on the new Seize the Spoils, iirc?
@hikotori1503: can you pay 2 and sacrifice the cake to gain 3 life
@LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
@LRRbot: Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song | Blazing Firesinger [2R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
@harolddorn4279: Does Serge start with a food token?
@LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
@Gamehen9: Happy Birthday Dear Serge! 🎶
@LRRbot: Conciliator's Duelist [WWBB] | Creature — Kor Warlock [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Each player loses 1 life. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets…
@Jazzy_Josh: Is the instant half a spell you can cast while the creature is on the battlefield?
@Xalyn937: if its prepared
@jasonkorf7700: Definitely seems like Lorehold is the least desirable School at Strixhaven
@Jazzy_Josh: Got it
@LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
@LRRbot: Scathing Shadelock // Venomous Words | Scathing Shadelock [4B] | Creature — Snake Warlock [4/6] | At the beginning of your first main phase, this creature becomes prepared. // Venomous Words [B] | So…
@LRRbot: Prismari Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surveil 2, then draw a card. / • Prismari Charm deals 1 damage to each of one or two targets. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
@jasonkorf7700: Nelly bullying Serge on Serge's Birthday
@CallMeRyline: For an uncommon Shadelock's a *house*
LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
fanofmosteverything9: Too big to kill? Simply Time Walk.
LRRbot: Elemental Mascot [1UR] | Creature — Elemental Bird [1/4] | Flying, vigilance / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Birb
LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
anhakha: Nelson's gift: He's killing you quickly so you can go get cake quicker.
JKBalch: Good save
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Nelson/Graham mirror
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
TXC2: Forum of Amity, where they decicided to NOT kill the shark...
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
fanofmosteverything9: (confused pest ape noises)
anonarat: Why not snek?
LRRbot: Artistic Process [3RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Artistic Process deals 6 damage to target creature. / • Artistic Process deals 2 damage to each creature you don't control. / • Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn.
ZoomShark: @TXC2 Wait what are thhey doing to the Shark..
ZoomShark: 🫣
Sage0fMadness: it’s a Jaws reference
LithelyUnshod: Hello mods! Can I please have the SOSxLRR social link?
TXC2: ZoomShark well nothing yet, the mayor doesn't think it's a problem, but the chief of police will prove him wrong
LRRbot: Pensive Professor [1UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/2] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, draw a card.
TXC2: !mtgsos
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anhakha: Serge is one step closer to cake.
JKBalch: Thank you TXC2
LithelyUnshod: @TXC2 Thank you!
TXC2: Sage0fMadness yes
TheOneInquisitor: Well if there's anything we're learning from this ppr it's that prismari has a great matchup into silverquill
jessicatheblack: Look... I saw the picture and i skimmed the text. What do you want from me!?
xantos69: When being right still gets you killed
TheOneInquisitor: Technically it's day -12 of the format
Khyrberos: @jessicatheblack Lol
BrowneePointz: You can't kill me! *opens trap door*
CrossXhunteR: nelly did show a deal 6 a short time after, so you now know he has that going for him
TXC2: "kill you? i'm not gonna kil you.....the sharks might"
fanofmosteverything9: Day 22: The other players still don't know that I can't read.
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
Bacon_Trail: serge sideboards to his entire second deck in classic prerelease style
JKBalch: The classic followup
EvilBadman: I miss in 1998 when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell. Wait. Crap.
TXC2: to be fair, that guy did do a REAL good job selling how great his wife was
Gekyouryuu: "Day 135 in the mystical archive. They still haven't realized i originate from a universes beyond set."
Hansk_and_Boo:
fanofmosteverything9: @Gekyouryuu It's a Lesson. It has the perfect disguise.
realtinyjr_: Mario when he falls of the edge of an island
LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
EvilBadman: @Gekyouryuu This but it's a MB test card
That1GuyBen: the nelly tranformative sideboard strikes again
TXC2: EvilBadman I still want the audio of the spainish annoucers during that moment
That1GuyBen: hey what do you mean 5 color.
LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Flyingdelorion: I was kinda mid on this set, but I am beginning to like it!
@LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
@LRRbot: Elemental Mascot [1UR] | Creature — Elemental Bird [1/4] | Flying, vigilance / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana w…
@Jazzy_Josh: OK, when I read "copy of its spell" I read copy of _same_ spell, not the spell on the right.
@LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@jasonkorf7700: Writes down land in hand
@LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
@LRRbot: Artistic Process [3RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Artistic Process deals 6 damage to target creature. / • Artistic Process deals 2 damage to each creature you don't control. / • Create a 3/3 blue a…
@jasonkorf7700: Death
@LRRbot: Pensive Professor [1UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/2] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, draw a card.
@aceviru: this round is going much faster
@Eggyism: too shiny
@aceviru: This is why I don't start judging by the literal 1st game of the day
@aceviru: day 6-7. Nelly is not old
@LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Melancholic Poet [1B] | Creature — Elf Bard [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
@Merc1987: Gordon Gecko straight from seasme street#
jiantwitch: Bertrand!
Jethrain: I only just noticed the colours on the name bars
LoadingReadyRun: What's the 5C college called?
JKBalch: @Jethrain I really like the color fades.
fanofmosteverything9: How quickly we forget Bertrand.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @LoadingReadyRun Prismari, because a prism! Wait...
Kihl1v9: @LoadingReadyRun good stuff community college
TheOneInquisitor: What even is the 5c jank card in this set
GhostValv: @LoadingReadyRun barista?
JKBalch: @LoadingReadyRun Honors Roll
LRRbot: Berta, Wise Extrapolator [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/4] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. / {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it.
BlueChloroplast: @loadingreadyrun I'd go with the plane name, archivos?
TehAmelie: are we learning anything today, gang?
NorfDakoda: There are a few converge cards for the 5c payoff
LoadingReadyRun: @JKBalch thanks! 5C looks particularly fun
LoneGoat: @TheOneInquisitor all the converge cards
TheOneInquisitor: @LoneGoat Oh yeahhhhhhhh
Bacon_Trail: everyone knows you get a dark ritual for free on your birthday
NorfDakoda: 5C college is just Convergence?
BrowneePointz: frog with cool drip
EvilBadman: Hap Birf, Serge you share with Lua Stardust, apparently
donestebandewelparel: Is she from Alberta? 😂
Flyingdelorion: Berta? really? A lot of cows in my country are called that, lol
LRRbot: Rehearsed Debater [2W] | Creature — Djinn Bard [3/3] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Grimmbourne: a master rehearsed debater
SanSanBlue: Rhystic Studies would do that lol
xantos69: It means I can run both in my cube
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Pharmacistjudge: it was written by Shivam
anhakha: Now we also have vibrant cityscape
chuckaw1977: now we have cityscape now
TXC2: yeah Terrmorphic didn't get reprinted for YEARS
BlueChloroplast: My fav art is the one from khans of tarkir
chuckaw1977: good old new york
Bugberry: Terramorphic was in Commander precons for a long time. Now that it's been in Standard for awhile, I really wish the Time Spiral art was on Arena.
ExachixKitsune: @Pharmacistjudge : I was litterally about to say "It was written by Wheeler" maybe they should do a podcast on it
Strebenherz: @Cam I mean the star trek into darkness wiki page got 40k words of debate over whether to capitalize "into"
fanofmosteverything9: Increment your frog.
donestebandewelparel: Island is the best magic card change my mind
LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
ZoomShark: I was so angry when the first standard I can remember with Evolving Wilds and Terramorphic Expanse they soon power crept it..
ZoomShark: !card escape tunnel
LRRbot: Escape Tunnel | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Suspend Aggression [1RW] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent and the top card of your library. For each of those cards, its owner may play it until the end of their next turn.
goateedave86: @donestebandewelparel the best card in magic is your credit card
niccus: end of next turn
fanofmosteverything9: It's been returned to your impulse draw.
LoneGoat: that card rules
anhakha: Like airbend. But time limited. And normal mana value
Beleqwaya: Ooh you could replay your own card if tthey stole something too
niccus: i'm excited to find out whether or not it's good
LRRbot: Withering Curse [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, destroy all creatures instead.
donestebandewelparel: @goateedave86 its overused tho 😅👉👈
LRRbot: Rancorous Archaic [5] | Creature — Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
fanofmosteverything9: 7/7 trample reach, doo-dah, doo-dah!
TehAmelie: remple?
Bugberry: !card stratadon
LRRbot: Stratadon [{10}] | Artifact Creature — Beast [5/5] | Domain — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. / Trample
LRRbot: Conciliator's Duelist [WWBB] | Creature — Kor Warlock [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Each player loses 1 life. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, exile up to one target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Hansk_and_Boo: a big creature is its own reward
@bassface1018: Hey I think that hing just has Surveil 1 on it
@Jazzy_Josh: oop
@jasonkorf7700: Oh no Serge
@aceviru: hell yeah
@LRRbot: Berta, Wise Extrapolator [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/4] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. / {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green an…
@Merc1987: WOOO
@jasonkorf7700: Serge with a greedy keep
@LRRbot: Rehearsed Debater [2W] | Creature — Djinn Bard [3/3] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
@Jazzy_Josh: I mean, effectively if you play a set of cards with both you can have eight of the same effect
@OVER-KiLL: took a while before T.E. got reprinted
@LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At …
@jasonkorf7700: We also have Vibrant Landscape as an Evolving Wild variant
@LRRbot: Suspend Aggression [1RW] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent and the top card of your library. For each of those cards, its owner may play it until the end of their next turn.
@OVER-KiLL: *Cityscape
@Jazzy_Josh: Bounce to exile instead of bounce to hand
@LRRbot: Withering Curse [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, destroy all creatures instead.
@aceviru: Tempo baybeee
@LRRbot: Rancorous Archaic [5] | Creature — Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
@aceviru: he's fully online
@LRRbot: Conciliator's Duelist [WWBB] | Creature — Kor Warlock [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Each player loses 1 life. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets…
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Set_El: the magazine the Duelist came back?
jiantwitch: Oh, duelist can flicker the archaic to remove counters, nice!
donestebandewelparel: Serge just wants cake
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Suuuure can
Beleqwaya: That's a sick clause
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
Beleqwaya: Well it WAS a sick clause
Dog_of_Myth:
jessicatheblack:
Kentosaurus: wow
yofl: helll yeah
Jon_CoffeeRobot: that's so good
Redbassist:
LRRbot: Postmortem Professor [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
drcthulu: Birthday Beats
goombalax: concede to the birthday boy game 3
fanofmosteverything9: Well, Serge can now move to cake step.
TXC2: !card chamber sentry
LRRbot: Chamber Sentry [X] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. / {X}, {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from this creature: It deals X damage to any target. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
TXC2: that's the card I thought Cameron was thinking of
Boltarion: SERGES BIRTHDAY BEATS
TXC2: anyway
Dog_of_Myth:
Redbassist: 69
Tom_Bruise: Drown the sorrows of today's losses by smothering yourself with cake
insanecat6mtg:
Diabore: salty runback
donestebandewelparel: Game 3 🥳
yatagarasu1177: i cant believe nelly dumpstered serge on his birthday of all days
jiantwitch: Don't beat a dead serge!
Bacon_Trail: "but wait, let me kill you cooler!"
jiantwitch: neighehehe
RockPusher: Serge getting cake rather than good draws
MintChocDoublin: Nelson brought the gift of Violence
LoneGoat: no
81ackR0se: @RockPusher Terrible draws are the price he pays for having his cake and eating it?
Boltarion: No
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
RockPusher:
81ackR0se woah woah woah, no one ever said anything about *eating* the cake
1 raiders from AleisAlpto have joined!
Redbassist: I'm a genius, oh no
TXC2: hello radiers
Darksualc: The curse of James, always flood except when you are in a drought
AleisAlpto: who's in the lead?
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
TXC2: *raiders
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
jiantwitch: -2 life
theamc2000: counter
Jon_CoffeeRobot: new iPad might not be connecting quickly enough to take that 2 life
LRRbot: Proctor's Gaze [2GU] | Instant | Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
GhostValv: wowie
BrowneePointz: this card is RUDE
fundabental: before you magic, you must gather
chuckaw1977: optimal plays happening here today
MWGNZ: powerful magic
SoylentDoener: its his birthday, he can keep the two life as a treat
BrowneePointz: Disperse plus Rampant Growth
That1GuyBen: magic: the gathering going on right now
GedankenPalast_: good card
Wolfstrike_NL:
4 mana fetch a land seems....O wll
eelswhotry: jank growth is the way
@OVER-KiLL: oh wow Nelly on full WUBRG huh
@LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
@aceviru: Who needs a greedy keep when you can greedy deck
@Merc1987: GODDAMN NELSON
@jasonkorf7700: Serene
@LRRbot: Postmortem Professor [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}, Exile an instant o…
@Merc1987: Birthday beats indeed
@jasonkorf7700: Sergeant is
@aceviru: Birthday beats
@LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
@OVER-KiLL: ?ON HiS BiRTHDAY THO‽
@jasonkorf7700: Serge is just getting bullied on his Birthday
@aceviru: Nice
@LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
@LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@aceviru: Nelly just out here vibing, thriving, in his lane. Probably well moisturized. Living his best life
@LRRbot: Proctor's Gaze [2GU] | Instant | Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@iSmartMan1: What is going on???
@aceviru: 4 mana ramp
@OVER-KiLL: one of the best choices. "None"
@aceviru: Wish that were me
LoadingReadyRun: ever try to sneak an entire forest into a test?
LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
niccus: i mean, the room is full of paper...
Mangledpixel: hug two doctors, embrace the pair o' docs
ZoomShark: @LoadingReadyRun Do you have enough to share with the cla-- huh, I guess you do
Redbassist:
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
TXC2:
Mangledpixel boooo
BrowneePointz: I can't tell if they're a Brown Bear or Sun Bear
RockPusher: First-Year First-Bear
Dog_of_Myth: Looks like a Sun Bear @BrowneePointz
TXC2: BrowneePointz that tuft on the chest reads as sun bear to me
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Ben the Bear
Incarnate5: Definitely a sun bear
batlin425: gentle ben
Tom_Bruise: well, their name's obviously Barry
LRRbot: Eternal Student [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [4/2] | {1}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying.
Tom_Bruise: Barry the Bear
donestebandewelparel: RampBen Growth
Jon_CoffeeRobot: do they clash with the first-year who knows Shared Roots
anhakha: It's a bear, so surely it's more Graham coded. Bear force one and everything.
TXC2: Wikipedia is more correct the most google serches these days
RatherLargeToad: Flavor fail, not an Eternal
LRRbot: Silverquill Charm [WB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Exile target creature with power 2 or less. / • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
Grimmbourne:
AdamYMHMI: @TXC2 Google searches are basically Google misreading a Wikipedia article.back to you...
Diabore: serge wanting to lose 2 life to put a 1/1 counter on a dude
LRRbot: Killian's Confidence [WB] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
JKBalch:
Diabore: LOVE this card
Diabore: exactly what i want to be doing
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
TXC2:
AdamYMHMI unless the "AI" hallucinates the whole thing
Boltarion: Just waiting for Nelson to just win in the craziest way possible
Diabore: killians confidence trigger
Desruprot: The first year didn't make it to second
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
rosesmcgee: This is why we don't let first years into the dueling club
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
garvizac000: i assume thats part of the resolution of the spell which didnt resolve no?
donestebandewelparel:
EvilBadman: I didn't even want to anyway, baka
Diabore: card reader eepy
jiantwitch: waid he cast that artifact
LRRbot: The Dawning Archaic [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [7/7] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Reach / Whenever The Dawning Archaic attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
jiantwitch: he didnt dsicard it
Incarnate5: @garvizac000 No, it's an ability the card has in the graveyard
donestebandewelparel:
garvizac000: ah ty
ZoomShark: Hooly frick
BrowneePointz: Orc
BrowneePointz: he's an Orc
Mattmitchell45: Plargg
fundabental: the archaic in the video for this set was the best thing
tyrantcorporation: plarg
BrowneePointz: Lorehold!
LRRbot: Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [3] | +1: Surveil 2. / −1: Any number of target players each discard a card. / −2: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / −7: Flip five coins. Target opponent skips their next X turns, where X is the number of coins that came up heads.
GhostValv: grapple the past - Gief spinning piledrives history
Diabore: nellys OTHER pack foil ral
TXC2:
the Dean of Chaos = Magnus the Red
@LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Embrace the Paradox [3GU] | Instant | Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
@jasonkorf7700: Nelly is Ramping
@LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land…
@aceviru: It's a good thing Nelly's getting Serges slice of cake
@aceviru: HAHAHA
@LRRbot: Eternal Student [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [4/2] | {1}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying.
@jasonkorf7700: No one mentioning it's a Bear Wizard
@LRRbot: Silverquill Charm [WB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Exile target creature with power 2 or less. / • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
@LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
@LRRbot: Killian's Confidence [WB] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may pay {W/B}. If you…
@LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
@LRRbot: The Dawning Archaic [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [7/7] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Reach / Whenever The Dawning Archaic attacks,…
@LRRbot: Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [3] | +1: Surveil 2. / −1: Any number of target players each discard a card. / −2: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less…
@bassface1018: Lorehold
GredGredmansson: Look at normal Ral Zarek doing his normal Ral Zarek thing
Diabore: classic ral zarek ultimate
BrowneePointz: Look at Normal Ral Zarek doing Normal Ral things with a Normal Watermark
ZoomShark: @Diabore They never expect the Second planeswalker in the Limited
EbDorian: 3-mana walker w/ 4 abilities, coolcool
clever_little_sneak: and a prismatic ending that's narsty
LRRbot: Shattered Acolyte [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Warlock [2/2] | Lifelink / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
kamkazi: you think this ral zarek cover his mouth when he coughs or nah?
LRRbot: Withering Curse [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, destroy all creatures instead.
GredGredmansson: @ZoomShark reminds me of my Wilds of Eldraine prerelease, where I opened two Ashioks and Doubling season
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
Diabore: serge popping off
ZoomShark: @GredGredmansson 😵💫
LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Stirring Honormancer [2W{W/B}B] | Creature — Rhino Bard [4/5] | When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
clever_little_sneak: rest in peace ral zarek he got hit by a bazooka
Jon_CoffeeRobot: connected for 2 less due to the -2/-2, however still killed Ral
GredGredmansson: @ZoomShark it MAKES TOKENS, that you PUT COUNTERS ON
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it beeg
loufghyslaufey: The Judge Mirror-ish Match!?
WesLynx: suspiciously Siege Rhino shaped Wall of Omens
Tiber727: I'm idly curious how much "Rhino" synergy exists in Magic.
GedankenPalast_: Love the flavour text
MtGJam: Stirring Hornomancer
ZoomShark: @GredGredmansson That sounds like it would get out of hand very quickly :3
LRRbot: Sneering Shadewriter [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Eternal Student [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [4/2] | {1}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying.
LoadingReadyRun: what is "Honormancy" Magically Controlling honor?
LoneGoat: cool bird
loufghyslaufey: Nelson: ...whatcha got in there "Wall-esque of Om-ish", Serge?
MtGJam: @LoadingReadyRun You are without honor.... now!
jiantwitch: It is magic rules about how honorifics should be used when debating.
LRRbot: Withering Curse [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, destroy all creatures instead.
AdamYMHMI: @LoadingReadyRun Magically controlling judges and magistrates
loufghyslaufey: Serge: ...uh "bulwark".
clever_little_sneak: wheres the sick ass panther inkling
Diabore: archairc is a 6/6 isnt it?
ZoomShark: There's an nsfw joke you could make about sailors and that type of birds..
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun technically -mancy is deveining the future
Diabore: 7 base, 1 counter, -2?
LRRbot: Summoned Dromedary [3W] | Creature — Spirit Camel [4/3] | Vigilance / {1}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: CAMEL!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: glad we got the game 3 runback
LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Magic concerning special recognitions for exceptional students.
BrowneePointz: That camel is messed up
Jon_CoffeeRobot:
notably not a Dromedary camel in the art
loufghyslaufey: @BrowneePointz Oh. Its a camel!?
BrowneePointz: It is a Dromedary
BrowneePointz: it's one hump with two saddles
BrowneePointz: Dromedary has one hump. Bactrian have 2
jiantwitch: Dromedary 1 hump
clever_little_sneak: dromedary is a species of camel
Darksualc: camel 2 humps
ZoomShark: Alice the camel has 2 humps..
Tiber727: @LoadingReadyRun It has a long and storied history, including the Archmage Worf.
BrowneePointz: Dromedary 1, Bactrian 2
LRRbot: Rancorous Archaic [5] | Creature — Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
ZoomShark: Alice the mammel has, 1 hump
LRRbot: Applied Geometry [2GU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target non-Aura permanent you control, except it's a 0/0 Fractal creature in addition to its other types. Put six +1/+1 counters on it.
ZoomShark: Alice the camel has, no humps
LoneGoat: D camel is 1 hump because D has one hump; B camel is 2 humps because a B has two humps
ZoomShark: Aalice is a Horse
TehAmelie: either dromedaries is a type of camel, or the other way around. . .i think
donestebandewelparel:
Dome 
@jjcard: what did they do to my boy Ral?!
@MrKidInsomnia: hes so silverquill coded
@jasonkorf7700: The college no one is playing Cam
@LRRbot: Shattered Acolyte [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Warlock [2/2] | Lifelink / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
@LRRbot: Withering Curse [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, destroy all creatures instead.
@LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
@LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@jasonkorf7700: Since when did Ral become a Black Planeswalker, did he betray the Izzet?
@LRRbot: Stirring Honormancer [2W{W/B}B] | Creature — Rhino Bard [4/5] | When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control. Put one of those ca…
@LRRbot: Sneering Shadewriter [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
@LRRbot: Eternal Student [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [4/2] | {1}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying.
@Narcuru: there's been a reality fracture that is occuring. White Liliana met with Black Liliana at the end of an interstitial story
@LRRbot: Withering Curse [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, destroy all creatures instead.
@LRRbot: Summoned Dromedary [3W] | Creature — Spirit Camel [4/3] | Vigilance / {1}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
@LRRbot: Inkling Mascot [WB] | Creature — Inkling Cat [2/2] | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.
@aceviru: wrath no, a settle just for you?yes
@Eggyism: its crazy they put settle in this set too
@LRRbot: Rancorous Archaic [5] | Creature — Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
@LRRbot: Applied Geometry [2GU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target non-Aura permanent you control, except it's a 0/0 Fractal creature in addition to its other types. Put six +1/+1 counters on …
Bugberry: another 4 mana clone!
Beleqwaya: Isn't Applied Geometry just...engineering?
MtGJam: @Beleqwaya Yeah... it's like... a house (maybe that's why it's a 6/6?)
JKBalch: Sorry, the post-what professor?
donestebandewelparel: Theres Lethal and theres Super Lethal
Quentoxic: Applied sarcasm
AluvianSprinter: @Tiber727 From a simple scryfall search, looks like there's only one card that buffs rhinos explicitly; Bebop, Warthog Warrior grants them menace.
TXC2: is there hyper lethal?
roastbeefsandwitch: wtf does that clone effect *also* add +6/+6?!?
dweebert91: I think its weird it can make a planeswalker creature token
Jon_CoffeeRobot: birthday boy immune to callback jokes
BrowneePointz: you are correct Amelie. Dromedary- 1 Hump, Arabian. Bactrian, 2 Hump, Mongolian. 2 different species
yatagarasu1177: if you throw a cube at your opponent that's kinda applied geometry
The_Color_Twelve: reach
Beleqwaya: @JKBalch Well post-docs get tenure, and post-mortem get indentured
RatherLargeToad: Applied Geometry: Forcing everything into the square hole
Bugberry: @roastbeefsandwitch the creature is a base 0/0. So it would be a downgrade for a bigger creature.
clever_little_sneak: @roastbeefsandwitch well it's green so
rosesmcgee: That's the birthday spirit, Serge!
KeytarCat: Calling everything "Just engineering" is an insult to both engineers and everyone else
JKBalch: @Beleqwaya Ah, thank you!
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
TXC2: BrowneePointz ah the Bactrian is the Asian one, right
LurkerSpine: Is Serge at 8?
LRRbot: Postmortem Professor [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MtGJam: This set looks like a banger. Loving every card
yatagarasu1177: "pay 1 life:"
ZoomShark: @Bugberry If you're paying 4 mana for a second creature that was a 7/7, I think youère winning
LRRbot: Zimone's Experiment [3G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature and/or land cards from among them, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped and put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand.
TehAmelie: i like the TF2 Engineer explaining "the job of the engineer is to solve problems"
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
StarSurveil: don’t forget to exile the copied spell!
donestebandewelparel: Serge win?
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
insanecat6mtg:
donestebandewelparel: Happy Birthday Serge
phoenixfeather14: GG! Happy Birthday, Serge!
TheOneInquisitor: Oh boy Ben Deck Tech
GedankenPalast_: Happy Sergeday GG
Sage0fMadness: ooooooo
clever_little_sneak: this set is such a banger dude
Diabore: wonder what the card is
shendaras:
GhostValv: GGs
jiantwitch: o/
insanecat6mtg:
Enjoy your cake!
Set_El: who is the table friend?
jiantwitch: Cake was in fact, not a lie.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TehAmelie: i think i slept through half the stream in my post-Ikea nap
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neisan2112:
Bearudite: omenpathroom
fracassio: PAUL!
DeM0nFiRe: Classic Paul
Dog_of_Myth:
jessicatheblack:
lamina5432: Paul making another portal
Diabore: oh ben
KaleidoscopeMind:
installing a new door
Kentosaurus: "lots of things" energy
sporkraptor: September XD
Laxonian:
JKBalch: Excellent job Paul
neisan2112: Oh yes
niccus: he did remember...
Strebenherz: oh my god
Sage0fMadness:
BrowneePointz: LOL
anhakha: Yes.
CastleOtranto: YES!
Laxonian: oh my oh my
SanSanBlue: YESSSSS
fundabental: yesss
Nigouki: holy shit
Omentuva: YEEEEEE
anhakha: 100%
GasCityGaming: omg ben YESSSS!
vigilanteheatengineer: oh my
WheatMantis: lollll
JKBalch: Yess!!
RockPusher:
Cinnabat: Oh my gosh
Chronomagistrate: YESSS!
OmegaPlatinum: Ben.
DeM0nFiRe:
Unas84: yeeeeessss Ben !!!
JoanneG110: Yes
MWGNZ:
all__of__china: YOOOOO
imweasel09: Yesss
Gunderrode: lmao
GedankenPalast_: Ohhh mY! YES
accountmadeforants: The asterisk to prevent any um actually
accountmadeforants: Also holy shit
meddlingmage_:
mrjujubeans:
daaaaamn
TehAmelie: Ben made up all those words just now
fundabental: hot FIRE
FauksStarling: This is incredible.
thanzo: YEESSSSSSS
arkham1981: Amazing
accountmadeforants:
Set_El: does Ultrotha get called out...
westerfarmer: Dang! That's icredible
SternJudge: Unreal, love this
ExhaustedElox:
How long did it take to get these to fit the rhythm?
Chichen: okay but where's New York City
goombalax: whatever you're paying this man its not enough
Laxonian: pure pure gold
Moansters:
lamina5432: this goes hard
EldritchProwler: i'm behind but excited
JKBalch: It's always a blast to listen to Ben sing
accountmadeforants:
bubba0077: Ben knows he's now going to be asked to sing this every DB now, right?
The_Voices: wow
FenrisSchafer:
meddlingmage_: i've been everywhere man
TheKingWiggins: Ben……yes!
andrew632: how many takes was this segment, lol
Aceviru: BEN I LOVE YOU HAHA
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this is just incredible
Aceviru:
TheOneInquisitor: Ben I love you
SanSanBlue: I'm so glad I left this on in the background
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Bitterness: Amazing cut to Graham
sporkraptor: Graham XD
DentedPockets: Whoever wrote this did a fantastic job.
Nat3rTat3r:
What about the Doctor Who planes
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JKBalch: Graham's face
@jasonkorf7700: Dromadary Camel is a single hump. Bactrian is the 2 hump Camel
@aceviru: Well, serge you see it's the year of our lord 2026
@LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Postmortem Professor [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}, Exile an instant o…
@LRRbot: Zimone's Experiment [3G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature and/or land cards from among them, then put the rest on the bottom of your library i…
@LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
@LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
@jasonkorf7700: Happy Birthday Serge
@aceviru: HERE WE GO
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
@aceviru: hahaha
@iSmartMan1: Of course he did
@iSmartMan1: Musical!
@Merc1987: Oh dear...
@aceviru: OMG
@aceviru: BEN
@Gamehen9: Delightful
@orangetuxedoman: aaaassaahhh
@iamtheV0RTEX: peak
@aceviru: hold on
@barb4rian: This is peak
@furvias: Wow
@Eodiin: This is the greatest thing ive ever watched
@furvias: Best choice ever
@_Max_Fan: AINTNOWAY in the absolute best way possible 😂
@jamesnorman2428: I do want this as a solo upload to show off
@jasonkorf7700: Rip Mirrodin
KickAssKanuck: well done!
jessicatheblack: jebus... this sketch F*ing sends me
Sarusta: This is amazing
Desruprot:
Sarusta: Also boy this really keeps going
Diabore: @ExhaustedElox ben said on home stream this was the deck tech that took the longest to make a script
WheatMantis: 10/10
ExachixKitsune: Ravnica Ravnica Ravnica Ravnica
roastbeefsandwitch: UNHINGED
sporkraptor: so much Ravnika
Unas84:
ahahaha the Ravnicas at the end
BlueChloroplast:
tyrantcorporation: wooo
saintguard:
CastleOtranto: I am also impressed!
Cinnabat: OH DKSJGKD
IanAllenBird:
RockPusher: That *was* very impressive!
Wolfii_TV: encore!
clever_little_sneak: Wow how many takes did they need to get that??
fundabental: that made my frickin week
sporkraptor: September
KaleidoscopeMind: great!
HailtheRNG: AI could never
TriseAlpha: I mean...
thanzo:
Bearudite: ayyyy
Kentosaurus: wow
AleisAlpto: noooooooooo
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TheOneInquisitor: omen pathroom
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
all__of__china: INCREDIBLE
jessicatheblack: HAHAHA
AleisAlpto: no no no no no no
eshplode:
SanSanBlue:
Julian_Rogue: The omen pathroom
thaneofstuff: Omen-pathroom
GhostValv:
Sarusta: omen pathroom
Chronomagistrate: LOL
Iperithon: OH NO
LilSenwolf: Lol
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
neisan2112:
LMAOOOOOOO
ghyllnox:
Onempathroom
Sage0fMadness: hahahahahaha
Iperithon: He's not kidding!?
Mr_Bitterness: LOL
JKBalch: That is so good!
shendaras:
jessicatheblack: *chefs kiss*
LSRubin: oh my god
batlin425: very good
xantos69: This is the best deck tech yet.
xblue007: Worth
samsquatch_28: amazing
Aceviru: Amazing just chef's kiss
insanecat6mtg: Hahahahaahha
AleisAlpto: OH HELL NAW!
Laxonian:
too good
Strebenherz: That was astounding, 100/10
andrew632: Is that a way of saying Ben doesn't do EDH?
GasCityGaming: this was the best deck tech
westerfarmer: Amazing
kaareendrup: Holy heck
DounixD: 10/10 no notes
Desruprot:
Moansters: That was great
EvilBadman: Molly pitching in!
KickAssKanuck: wellll done.
TheOneInquisitor: I fucking love ben ulmer
thanzo:
Lord_Dodo: That was fantastic
chuckaw1977: I was not prepared
protojman: amazing incredible
Pharmacistjudge: omenpathroom or the secret omenpathroom?
The_Color_Twelve: that was amazing
GedankenPalast_: *clap clap*
Laxonian: 10/10
TriseAlpha: beautiful
Yondaime233:
CastleOtranto: Props to whoever wrote that and to Ben for performing it.
GedankenPalast_: Amazing!
batlin425: now do it live!
KaleidoscopeMind: so do we just get the entire thing in the highlights?
accountmadeforants:
I didn't know we were doing a cEDH deck tech
Kobaltski_: what a masterfull deckbuilder
JoanneG110: That was chef kiss
Arkroma:
Diabore: @CastleOtranto iirc ben does the deck tech scripts
thanzo:
masterful
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that entire Tech was just to troll us all in the best way
Di4na: best deck tech ever
Verrain2: Rob Paulson would be proud.
draftsynthesis: hey that was incredible
Kentosaurus: who wrote that?
clever_little_sneak: The planechase deck tech we didn't know we needed
jiantwitch: One of the best deck tech videos, though the decklist itself was abit eh.
lamina5432:
Dog_of_Myth: Legit laughed so hard I hurt my sides
LSRubin: "mountains probably"
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge yes
TheNerdWonder: of course Molly was involved in that
neisan2112: Thank you Ben that was beautiful
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goombalax: @jiantwitch agreed it needed at least 32 approaches to be viablle
Di4na: tbf, that list is probably right
Beleqwaya: *Claps*
ihlendrax: @Dog_of_Myth Laughed until I gave myself a coughing fit. So, same…..
donestebandewelparel: I love the Benergy of this deckteck
Arkroma:
@ihlendrax
countingku:
So fantastic! 
glitched_goddess: the no sale of the actual deck was so good, and the deck would work too lol
DarkMorford: Ooh, a new sealed league?
LRRMTG_Judge: Time for me to dip out. Wonderful event so far, thanks to LRR, mods, my fellow judges and the good folks of chat. Enjoy the rest of the PPR, see you next time! - Squirrel
Dog_of_Myth: Ooooo, a sealed league!
Strebenherz: Take care squirrel
jiantwitch: o/
Strebenherz: SO HEY BEN, that was awesome
GasCityGaming: Ben that was So GOOD!
Mr_Horrible:
horrendous timing on my part, I was preparing lunch so I got to *hear* the whole thing but I'll have to go check the uploaded video of Ben's deck tech
EbDorian:
@LRRMTG_Judge Bye, Squirrel. Nice chatting!
Sealtest: pelase tell me its lorehold time finally
TheOneInquisitor: Ben you absolute genius
Marvoleath: !mtgsos
Sarusta: Ha
raulghoulia: not even a plains in the deck tech
JKBalch: Chat will help the pool
Juliamon: !mtgsos
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donestebandewelparel: We beleve in you
Set_El: where. was. ulgrotha?
TehAmelie: commitment!
LRRMTG_Judge: Judge BlackRose also signing off for the night. Have a great rest of the PPR, everyone!
Strebenherz: dang nice
lochnessseammonster:
that's such a low offer james
GhostValv: heck yeah
neisan2112: Amazing
Kentosaurus: well done everyone
lochnessseammonster:
thanzo:
Nigouki: guess who's gonna get that as a challenge at DB
StarSurveil: so much fun. Shout out to Ben on a job well done
Dog_of_Myth:
CaptainSpam: "Hey, I want to do something funny for-" "NO. We are a SERIOUS BSNS. We don't do FUNNY here!"
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
donestebandewelparel: Now microtonal
BrowneePointz: pulls japanese etched force of will
Diabore: love page
anhakha: Opens a serialized card...
@heartofgoldfish: they came up with this idea before they realized how long it would be, didn't they
@Merc1987: AALLLL THE RAVNICA
@Alyssa_Swift: That was a planar decklist, clearly
@furvias: G stars face was so good
@soso188: TRUE BESTY
@OVER-KiLL: the PATHROOM
@Merc1987: HA!
@OVER-KiLL: KiLLED iT!
@Gamehen9: Omepathroom
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@Gamehen9: 😄
@Merc1987: BEN! BEN! BEN!
@aceviru: just amazing hahaha
@cruthius6154: BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO
@jjcard: what a troll and a half and I love it
@jasonkorf7700: This is Lorehold's only appearance
@aceviru: had to hop on the twitch side to yell it
@Mirrorform: FNM
@Michael-s9b1q: That was magnificent singing by the Bengineer 💚💚💚
@jjcard: also I forgot I already have a Dragon's approach deck...
@jjcard: anyone have a link to the deck list :p
@furvias: Ohhh there is gonna be a new seal league
@Merc1987: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
JaymicUnyielding: I did something very similar once, but it was commanders to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire
kumatsu: in before Ben gets the first serialized card at a PPR
lamina5432: animu
BrowneePointz: big fox is giant growth
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Diabore: giant growth has numbers
TehAmelie: real "here's a scratch ticket for your tip, unless it's a big prize i mean"
TehAmelie: energy
CrossXhunteR: giant growth has numbers on it
The_Color_Twelve: so good
donestebandewelparel: Beeeg Fox
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
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LRRbot: Emeritus of Conflict // Lightning Bolt | Emeritus of Conflict [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | First strike / Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
CrossXhunteR: get three of these bad boys and they help each other
TriseAlpha: Bulk Up raises both Attack and Defense by one stage. Most Fighting types can learn it from a TM.
andrew632: more of a constructed plant
imweasel09: Are the Japanese MA cards only in collector boosters?
Diabore: commander cards
Ard_Rhys: Izzet decks can cast 3 spells pretty easily
razorswift: new cycle
LRRbot: Turbulent Steppe | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.
The_Color_Twelve: and in japanese boosters
Sealtest: cinnalands
EvilBadman: The ocho!
Mr_Bitterness: Octolands I've heard
donestebandewelparel: Late Lands
Julian_Rogue: Cinnalands
zagman505: I like octolands
Cinnabat: cinnabon lands
CrossXhunteR: they are all named turbulent
Chichen: OCHO lands
razorswift: I saw cinnabun lands because swirly
TheBorzoi: Swirl lands because all the lands have swirls
anhakha: L8nds
andrew632: @imweasel09 English collector boosters, or Japanese play boosters
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
BrowneePointz: The Emeriti!
donestebandewelparel: Laties
Pywodwagon: They all have turbulent in the name! just call them the turbulent lands!
Mr_Horrible: this pack is an academic conference
jiantwitch: The removal Emerituses
Diabore: which member?
Mangledpixel: which member?
CrossXhunteR: dat member
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah these arts are great
r10pez10: threshland is this anything
TehAmelie: too coolf or the card reader!
BrowneePointz: japanese etched foil?
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: reminds me of Migloz
BrowneePointz: Etched foil!
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
Mr_Horrible: heck yeah
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: birb
Mr_Horrible: you HATE to have Murmuring Mystic as guest lecturer
Diabore: pest in the front, fractal in the back
LRRbot: Silverquill Charm [WB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Exile target creature with power 2 or less. / • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
donestebandewelparel: Ermergd murmering mistik
GredGredmansson: ok i am watching the plane thing from the start and that decklist is AMAZING
EvilBadman: Deduce
LRRbot: Deduce [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. Investigate.
GredGredmansson: i like how for lands it says "mountains probably" and doesn't even mention Plains cards
TehAmelie: @Mr_Horrible cause of all the birds in the classroom?
Diabore: 2 for clue
CrossXhunteR: i do like that the uncommons are standard legal cards
Diabore: so bitter
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie oh I was going for because they don't project their voice, but honestly that would also be distracting
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
TehAmelie: hehe
LRRbot: Shattered Sanctum | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR does push some weird ones into rare but eh
LRRbot: Ominous Harvest [2B] | Sorcery | Gravestorm / Target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
Dog_of_Myth: Gravestorm!!!
Athelgar: gotta apend that tier list now lol
LRRbot: Berta, Wise Extrapolator [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/4] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. / {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it.
EvilBadman: third gravestorm card
CrossXhunteR: @Diabore it shouldn't? i thought the standard legal ones were all uncommon, and the rares and mythics were all non-standard
LRRbot: Return to the Ranks [XWW] | Sorcery | Convoke / Return X target creature cards with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
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RatherLargeToad: Frogfessor!
LRRbot: Conciliator's Duelist [WWBB] | Creature — Kor Warlock [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Each player loses 1 life. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, exile up to one target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
TheLadyMakai: back from IRL, are we just starting this round?
EvilBadman: Yep
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR correct but some of the ones in the rare slot dont feel rare to me, thats what i mean by pushing things up because uncommon was reserved for standard legal stuff
lochnessseammonster: same
Mr_Horrible: it's probably the coolest one, yeah
lochnessseammonster:
accountmadeforants: I took a break with TMNT but a new Strixhaven set is for sure bringing me back
Bugberry: @CrossXhunteR they mean there are cards at Rare that wouldn't be rare otherwise. On arena this means using Rare wild cards for Common/Uncommon level cards.
Sealtest: YAY LOREHOLD!
Mr_Horrible: although the WOE enchantments were also really nice
EvilBadman: Any of the cool bonus sheets that at 100% in boosters are ace
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
jessicatheblack: James' deck name callin me out!
TehAmelie: we were just doing some crack on camera. packs i mean.
donestebandewelparel: Ben whats ligma?
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
Alness49: Lizard
Dog_of_Myth: Love that newt
thaneofstuff: They turned me into a Newt!
Diabore: @Bugberry i think they fixed that actually, where you dont have to use higher wild cards for stuffs
CrossXhunteR: and LCI
Mr_Horrible: there's been a lot more of them in recent years
CrossXhunteR: or was the MKM
Valqori: She turned me into a newt
@LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
@LRRbot: Emeritus of Conflict // Lightning Bolt | Emeritus of Conflict [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | First strike / Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Li…
@LRRbot: Turbulent Steppe | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.
@LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with …
@jasonkorf7700: Cinnabon lands
@aceviru: they are the "feels bad" lands
@harolddorn4279: Octo-lands got my vote
@LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
@barb4rian: Its Rocky!
@LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
@LRRbot: Silverquill Charm [WB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Exile target creature with power 2 or less. / • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
@jjcard: The Ocho lands works for me
@LRRbot: Deduce [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. Investigate.
@LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
@LRRbot: Shattered Sanctum | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
@LRRbot: Ominous Harvest [2B] | Sorcery | Gravestorm / Target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
@LRRbot: Berta, Wise Extrapolator [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/4] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. / {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green an…
@LRRbot: Return to the Ranks [XWW] | Sorcery | Convoke / Return X target creature cards with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
@LRRbot: Conciliator's Duelist [WWBB] | Creature — Kor Warlock [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card. Each player loses 1 life. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets…
@harolddorn4279: Gravestorm counts treasures which is great
@LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
Mr_Horrible: there was the poison dart frog in LCI, I wanna say
TheLadyMakai: but i got better
LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature also gains double strike until end of turn.
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Mr_Horrible:
a whole school referencing Berkeley Breathed, pretty wild
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Mr_Horrible: I surely spelled that wrong but I have to get the joke out there
LRRbot: Shopkeeper's Bane [2G] | Creature — Badger Pest [4/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.
Diabore: what do you learn in ligma ben?
MtGJam: Powercreep on the 3 mana 4/2
accountmadeforants: A Best
Mr_Horrible: 3-mana 4/2's are better than ever
TheOneInquisitor: Lots more nontoken pests in this set
LRRbot: Fields of Strife | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}, {T}: Surveil 1.
OldUncleDan: Badger Pest is a Tautology..
TehAmelie: @Mr_Horrible you had it right actually
MtGJam: Always had it, never didn't have it
Mr_Horrible:
@TehAmelie oh, hell yeah 
CrossXhunteR: that story gave us Flashback, i think
Mr_Horrible: can never remember if his last name has an a or not
LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
goombalax: oh I should put that in my Cloud deck
Diabore: 4/4 but wait 6/6
Sage0fMadness:
TehAmelie: i just think "used to breathe"
donestebandewelparel: Ligma was inventet by the sugonthese
MtGJam: Vigilance, reach... ain't never getting hit
BrowneePointz: Erode
Mr_Horrible: skysnare spider needs to start lifting
SoylentDoener: path to graveyard
Diabore: james is a spirit
CrossXhunteR: it both beats your ass and protects ben
Mr_Horrible: the card reader LOVES to see ghosts in arms
BrowneePointz: it's cuz james love moose
Mr_Horrible: it's not the first time it's happened
JKBalch: !card Sedgemoor Witch
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
LRRbot: Improvisation Capstone [5RR] | Sorcery — Lesson | Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater. You may cast any number of spells from among them without paying their mana costs. / Paradigm
Diabore: boo this man!
donestebandewelparel: Noooo
Mr_Horrible:
wow, James *hates* us 
zagman505: aww
Mangledpixel: toque hards
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
raulghoulia: classic James antagonizing chat
JKBalch: Look at that cute baby cow
TehAmelie: the Negagoyf
GhostValv: D:
TheOneInquisitor: GIVE THE BOY HIS CAKE
Mangledpixel: cake this man!
LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature — Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion — This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for the judge call *immediately* after Serge takes a bite of cake
Diabore: ben so vigilant
incredulouspasserby: heh
Bearudite: tenure concarne
CrossXhunteR: large lads that don't turn sideways
SenshiSun: give that man a cake
flatluigi: tenured cocker
TheOneInquisitor: This is a common these days huh
KeytarCat: ward: gift a card
donestebandewelparel: Give the foodpilot the food
Mr_Horrible: Master Mixologist
TehAmelie: it's like hexproof, but with extortion
draftsynthesis: this set *is* cracked
ArtDecoSunburn: As an academic, tenure is the most fearsome and coveted power of all.
lionellsk: Sometimes, a big creature is its own reward.
BrowneePointz: all the colleges are pretty drippy this go around
Mr_Horrible: the troll characters in strixhaven are fun visual designs
@LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast…
@LRRbot: Shopkeeper's Bane [2G] | Creature — Badger Pest [4/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.
@axeltalt9452: My Fynn the Fangbearer deck sure do appreciate these deathtouching mana dorks :D
@LRRbot: Fields of Strife | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
@aceviru: No haste, no dearhtouch. No unblocked if 2pwr or less
@aceviru: What are we doing here
@LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
@LRRbot: Improvisation Capstone [5RR] | Sorcery — Lesson | Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater. You may cast any number of spells from among them …
@LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@aceviru: HAHAHA
@LRRbot: Tenured Concocter [4G] | Creature — Troll Druid [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card. / Infusion — This creatu…
LRRbot: Owlin Historian [2W] | Creature — Bird Cleric [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1. / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
TehAmelie: looks more like a owlin violinist
LRRbot: Daydream [W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Flashback {2}{W}
Mr_Horrible: I might be seeing things, but is that one of the characters from the Secret Rendezvous pair?
Mr_Horrible: hair might be too long for it
TheOneInquisitor: They're scared of giving blink decks cloudshift 9-12
TheOneInquisitor: Cowards
Sealtest: was that a banana
donestebandewelparel:
Cake for serge 
DarkMorford: CAKE
GhostValv: cake was observed
MajorFrostbyte: Yea cake!
Mr_Horrible:
"Can you get me a coffee? It's Serge's birthday, after all."
TheOneInquisitor: It looked like a kiwi
Mangledpixel: copy cake joy
Morrigan9: birthday....
EbDorian: @Mr_Horrible different artists could interpret the same character differently
jiantwitch: Cake, cake, cake. You got cake.
Mr_Horrible: I don't have lemon cake as often, so prolly the lemon
MrSarkhan:
couchboyj: Love a good lemon cake
DeM0nFiRe:
NorfDakoda: Lemon pound cake?
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
Darksualc: Just write it of as a buisness expense
imweasel09: I want a lemon cake now...
donestebandewelparel: 27 Canandian Dollars?!
LRRbot: Foolish Fate [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, that creature's controller loses 3 life.
Mr_Horrible:
@EbDorian fair point, I just figured as a purely visual reference they usually go for more consistency. But, also, nothing stopping a headcanon, so 
EbDorian:
@Mr_Horrible
SenshiSun: Wowzers
Orxolon: poor lorehold,least picked and worst school?
flatluigi: @Orxolon i love the ppr but i wouldn't consider it fully representative
flatluigi: the foundations ppr was overwhelmed with noted standard terror card overrun
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Orxolon We surely have enough information to make definitive statements about limited balance based solely on the PPR.
anhakha: Is LRR going to MagicCon Amsterdam?
anhakha: It's my first magic con.
Orxolon: @IaCthulhuFthagn xD
LRRbot: Fields of Strife | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}, {T}: Surveil 1.
donestebandewelparel: Whos gonna be in Amsterdam?
andrew632:
I played in one of the pods with Wheeler in a LRR event
ElektroTal: happy birthday, serge, you're fired!
LRRMTG_Judge:
And I will be judging the LRR event!
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
andrew632: He collected many dollar bills with signatures
couchboyj: Cake is pulling double duty as a birthday and a goodbye cake.
Mangledpixel: "...I got better"
Khyrberos: @IaCthulhuFthagn MtG Players: solving limited formats before they even launch since 1993
TheOneInquisitor: Look at james here having to rotate creatures 90 degrees like a peasant
LRRbot: Rehearsed Debater [2W] | Creature — Djinn Bard [3/3] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
donestebandewelparel: Pin Idea: Murder is cool
@LRRbot: Owlin Historian [2W] | Creature — Bird Cleric [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1. / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Daydream [W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Flashback {2}{W}
@aceviru: mr owl, how many birthday licks does it take to get Serge his slice of cake
@aceviru: lol
@LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Foolish Fate [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, that creature's controller loses 3 life.
@LRRbot: Fields of Strife | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
@LRRbot: Rehearsed Debater [2W] | Creature — Djinn Bard [3/3] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
Mr_Horrible: yeah, all the mascots, even if they don't have the keyword or ability word, interact with the primary mechanic of the school
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TheOneInquisitor True... he could be refined and of good taste and rotate them 45° instead.
ElektroTal: my great shame is that i don't know how to properly snap cards
LRRbot: Daydream [W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Flashback {2}{W}
LRRbot: Practiced Scrollsmith [R{R/W}W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, exile target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.
ghizmou: infinite daydreaming
Diabore: i think it stays
andrew632: it should go to graveyard
munocard: James is casting from exile
flatluigi: it goes back to graveyard
AluvianSprinter: Yeah it doesn't exile the card after resolving
LRRMTG_Judge: graveyard
flatluigi: you don't need two scrollsmiths
chuckaw1977: it gets to exile a card when it enters again
grappler12: Scrollsmith should exile a new card
Khyrberos: Yeah doesn't it get to do it again
ExachixKitsune: Sometimes magic can be confusing. When things really get scrambled, they go to eggs-xile.
SanSanBlue: You can cast that next turn right?
flatluigi: so you can just cast it again next turn
Diabore: you still get it next turn
Khyrberos: Lol
chuckaw1977: it wasn't a target because daydream hadn't finished resolving
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
Desdae: Infinte cast triggers and Repatee triggers throughout the game xD
ExachixKitsune: Exodia?
SoylentDoener: niv mizzet would be proud
CrossXhunteR: this is the first set with gold commons that weren't hybrid in a while, i believe
LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
JKBalch: Achievement Unlocked: All the gold you cannot spend
Mangledpixel: Midas hand
ArcaneCorvid: "Midas's Touch" - You whole hand is gold
eshplode: Did you accidentally open a pack of that one Alara set?
TheOneInquisitor: That sure is a boros card
Diabore: the second half targets
EvilBadman: second half
@LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@Alyssa_Swift: I feel like someone named "Rehearsed Debater" got that name from arguing with themself in the shower
@LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that …
@LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Daydream [W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Flashback {2}{W}
@jasonkorf7700: Definitely get the impression that Witherbloom is cracked for Sealed
@LRRbot: Practiced Scrollsmith [R{R/W}W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, exile target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn…
@bassface1018: NATE DOGG
@LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
@Sarah-Serinde: Hello chat, how goes the PPR?
@Merc1987: Two to the one, from one to the three
@Merc1987: Strixhaven is looking cracked and Ben dropped a new age classic
@LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
@Sarah-Serinde: I caught part of Ben's song as I finished work and it was indeed beautiful
Strebenherz: OH IT IS DOUBLE STRIKE
jamiroquaiian: Who can tell what magic spells we’ll be doin’ for us?
Mr_Horrible: we've read it three times in the last 2 minutes and it's gotten better every time
Darksualc: oof
GhostValv:
RockPusher: Big beep beeps
donestebandewelparel: Bruise Tarl as a Sorcery
Tom_Bruise: And flashback, how droll
LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
IaCthulhuFthagn: You know how some people are against putting exiled cards under the card that exiled them as a reminder, since they are "in the same exile zone"? If you ever end up playing against such a player, insist you keep both players' exiled cards in the same pile since there's only one exile zone, not one per player.
SolarBlitz1: Coulda daydream to get the Practiced offence for next turn too, without needing to flashback
Kalectotite: Could have blinked the guy again and then exiled the cooler spell
LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
LoneGoat: @IaCthulhuFthagn there's only one battlefield also so play your lands on top of their lands
IaCthulhuFthagn: @LoneGoat Exactly!
Mr_Horrible: on a cosmic scheme we're all "about" to die
donestebandewelparel: His name is Pesto
LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
Mr_Horrible: they still do it, but not disrespectfully
LRRMTG_Judge:
@IaCthulhuFthagn there is one shared exile zone.
Mr_Horrible: the flashback only being 2 is comical
MtGJam: It's because they've practiced now, so it's cheaper
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
TheBorzoi: Doesn't Ben gain a life when the pest dies?
flatluigi: where's that person who thought lorehold was bad
jamiroquaiian: STILL ALIVE!
Dmc3628: different pests this semester
CrossXhunteR: @TheBorzoi we got new pests
flatluigi: @TheBorzoi the pests on this set are on attack
Diabore: @TheBorzoi nope, new pests, gain on attack
TheBorzoi: Oh
BrowneePointz: They wanted less board stalls
Mr_Bitterness: All the tokens are different this time
LRRbot: Bogwater Lumaret [BG] | Creature — Spirit Frog [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheBorzoi Those are the old Strixhaven Pests - these new ones give you a life when they attack - Natedogg
TheBorzoi: I just assumed new pest art.
CrossXhunteR: i think all of the tokens are slightly different, because fun
Khyrberos: Dang
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
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LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
Mr_Bitterness: Pests gain life on attack, inklings are 1/1
LRRMTG_Judge:
however "If a card is exiled by a permanent and that permanent includes a way to perform additional actions with the exiled card, the association of the two cards must be clear. Keeping the two cards together is recommended." are part of the layout rules of mtg.
Mr_Horrible: bamboozled by the pseudo-morbid trigger
sallomon33: fractals are the only ones unchanged, but that makes sense
Diabore: @Mr_Bitterness elementals 3/3's, spirits are 2/2's
LRRbot: Heated Argument [4R] | Instant | Heated Argument deals 6 damage to target creature. You may exile a card from your graveyard. If you do, Heated Argument also deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.
TheMinionGM: @Mr_Bitterness I blame Jace
sallomon33: cuz how would you change 0/0s taht get counters lol
CrossXhunteR: chandra and ajani, what you doing here (i know what they doing here)
Diabore: reaprtee triggers yaya
donestebandewelparel: Thats the second season of heatet rivalry
Lord_Hosk: We are playing on RELaxed here... Mistakes will happen here so we can learn together and you don't make them when you play
Diabore: removla trigging repartee is wild
Diabore: @Lord_Hosk bold to assume i wont make these same mistakes
Bruceski: I feel like I need to make a repartee crimes deck just for the fun headache of tracking triggers
Iperithon: @Diabore similar to crime
sallomon33: @Diabore plus elementals have flying hwile previous ones didn't
meddlingmage_: seeing everyone's different choice of basics is sweet
couchboyj: Jover-ish
Lord_Hosk: @Diabore Thats Diaborical
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
@LRRbot: Paradox Gardens | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@naterhoof_behemoth: ayyyyye first time i've ever been off work in time to catch a PPR live
@LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At …
@LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
@LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@LRRbot: Bogwater Lumaret [BG] | Creature — Spirit Frog [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Essenceknit Scholar [B{B/G}G] | Creature — Dryad Warlock [3/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / At …
@LRRbot: Heated Argument [4R] | Instant | Heated Argument deals 6 damage to target creature. You may exile a card from your graveyard. If you do, Heated Argument also deals 2 damage to that creature's control…
@jjcard: kinda wish I didn't have plans next Friday so I could do the big pre-release at my local shop
@aceviru: oh hi sarah, welcome in
@jasonkorf7700: Is a third game good
@LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
@jasonkorf7700: yes ben
meddlingmage_:
LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
LRRbot: Erode [W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: path to somewhere
sallomon33: ah yes, Path to Graveuard
Diabore: trade exile to target planeswalkers
jiantwitch: Path to graveyard
TheOneInquisitor: Path to Bin
UnknownFriday: For half a second I thought that card was called Enroll.
BrowneePointz: lost exile gained walker
SolarBlitz1: Destroy not exile but still very good
donestebandewelparel: Thats gonna be a staple
GedankenPalast_: ^
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ElektroTal: man, stamping those decks on the table like an angry librarian checking books back in right before closing
ZoomShark: ⁶⁷
JKBalch: 41 is fine
SolarBlitz1: Everytime I've run the cheeky 41 I've done well
TheOneInquisitor: Double fives bay bee
CardiganNerd: I want to try going into the 5-colour archetype in strixhaven limited so badly
PorpoisesUnknown: Gentlemens mull to 1?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @SolarBlitz1 If you struggle to find cuts, that usually means your card quality is pretty high.
TehAmelie: not that i play this game a lot, but i always figure it's more fun to get all your cool cards in than to win thanks to an optimum balance of lands and spells
TheBorzoi: What I like to do in casual play is if every player takes a mulligan, you don't count that one.
flatluigi: go for seven
donestebandewelparel: Go to 7
bytecaster: Go for seven, we won't tell anyone
Chenderle: @TheBorzoi ya
Khyrberos: Go to seven!
Vinewood_OG:
maywecomein: rude!
ZoomShark: @TheBorzoi The homie stock from Smash in Magic, homie mull
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insanecat6mtg:
sallomon33:
Darksualc: The fingers on the monkeys paw curls
clickstar: kathleen is definitely feeling her oats
LoadingReadyRun: "may you get the land you deserve"
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
thanzo:
GedankenPalast_: uff
lamina5432: the curse
MtGJam: Your mother is a lovely lady
TheOneInquisitor: Feed the swarm is legally a 2 drop
Mr_Horrible: damn, ice cold
LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
@LRRbot: Old-Growth Educator [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [4/4] | Vigilance, reach / Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.
@Sarah-Serinde: Thanks aceviru, hope you're having a good one
@LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
@LRRbot: Erode [W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@aceviru: it's been a great showing. Chat behaved
@Sarah-Serinde: I always appreciate that XD
@Sarah-Serinde: new(ish) job means I need to concentrate more so I can't really keep the stream up
@aceviru: ah gotcha
@Sarah-Serinde: I mean, couldn't until now, since I'm done work. That was not clear haha
@aceviru: I've had to miss a few events. definitely more drained now so I'm kinda there with ya
@Sarah-Serinde: yeah I'm very tired...new place is an infinitely better one than old job though so I'm happy about that
@Merc1987: 5
@aceviru: let's goo
@jasonkorf7700: Strap in
@jasonkorf7700: for two drops magic
thanzo: the curse pays off
Vinewood_OG: Paulhausen
Mr_Horrible: he's off to the races
ExachixKitsune: c'mon discard a land
chuckaw1977: this is James we are talking about...of course he is going to draw lands
ZoomShark: @LoadingReadyRun A curse like "Have an interesting life"
BraveOthello: James is the real treasure
sallomon33: "Word to yo mother" - random grafitti in teh art of Mother of Goons
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
Mr_Horrible: we love newt
GamerCat88: team Newt
RockPusher: Newt! Newt!
Iperithon: did james... draw?
Mangledpixel: noot noot!
LRRbot: Harsh Annotation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
UnknownFriday: Move to Newt Newt step?
RockPusher:
Newt! Noooooooooo!
Mr_Horrible: 20 turn clock baybeeeee
maywecomein: yeah I didn't see james draw from the discard+draw spell
vibratingsheep:
Noooooo, the newt
sallomon33: oh yeah this type of removal is pretty bad lol
flatluigi: lmao
Mr_Horrible: so excited for the mana
sallomon33: @vibratingsheep it has reborn into a butiful inky birb
TehAmelie: "I'll take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner, and then not bother her again unless she calls me"
Vinewood_OG:
loufghyslaufey: Hmph. Pretty inks.
jamiroquaiian: To Newt or not to Newt. That is the question.
LRRbot: Practiced Scrollsmith [R{R/W}W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, exile target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.
Mr_Horrible: red red white, the famous song
loufghyslaufey: Enough for... a Tattoo parlor?
LRRbot: Witherbloom Charm [BG] | Instant | Choose one — / • You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, draw two cards. / • You gain 5 life. / • Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less.
Mr_Horrible: so James actually saved the newt from being ruthlessly sacrificed by Ben
couchboyj: Seize, Get Degrees?
ZoomShark: Judge, when do you choose whether you sacrifice for this?
Mr_Horrible: really, when you think about it, he's the hero
LoneGoat: @ZoomShark on resolution
LRRMTG_Judge: @ZoomShark as the spell is resolving - Kumatsu
LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. // Pest Friend [{B/G}] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
sallomon33: yeah, this doesn't say additional cost, so it's resolution
Lord_Hosk: London Mulligan for the win
jiantwitch: @Mr_Horrible maybe, but the new would get him an additional mana so he might have casted a 4 drop instead.
ZoomShark: So you say I want to do the first mode, then they respond>
TheOneInquisitor: I thought it would be a slapfight but instead its a normal game of magic
jiantwitch: newt*
LRRbot: Harsh Annotation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
LoadingReadyRun:
I definitely heard that is 'Lil Wen
LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
LRRMTG_Judge: Draw your cards this time
JKBalch: How many annotations is James making?
Mr_Horrible: @jiantwitch true, he'd probably have just cast Lluwen if he was in the hand at the time
LRRMTG_Judge: there is outside interference and maintaining the board state with table friend
sallomon33:
"I was trying to be helpful!" that's what they always say
derolopercy: This set looks really freaking strong
LRRMTG_Judge: REL:axed does not include free vindicates
LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
DrLigmaPhD: Another thing to throw a cat in
Pharmacistjudge: oh not, the nightmare has recurred again
ZoomShark: @LRRMTG_Judge Not with that attitude it doesn'!
jiantwitch: @LRRMTG_Judge unless there is an effect that lets you cast vindicate for free.
couchboyj: Aristo-vats
Mr_Horrible: can I at least get some sick Tom Baxa alt art for this one too?
Dog_of_Myth:
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@LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
@LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
@LRRbot: Harsh Annotation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
@jasonkorf7700: b9
@jasonkorf7700: Bolt the newt
@aceviru: hahaha
@ghostdragonzero: lol
@ghostdragonzero: extremely bad strike it rich
@LRRbot: Practiced Scrollsmith [R{R/W}W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, exile target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn…
@LRRbot: Witherbloom Charm [BG] | Instant | Choose one — / • You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, draw two cards. / • You gain 5 life. / • Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less.
@LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes p…
@LRRbot: Harsh Annotation [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
@LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
@Merc1987: Lorehold defintley the Jocks of this pre-release, picking on the goth exchange student
@Merc1987: now the need to set up a battle of the bands!
@LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from y…
Mr_Horrible: hiii raiders
sallomon33:
jiantwitch: o/ Z
Scarbble: more like secrets of SICKhaven
ZoomShark: Strixhaven,, more like Sickhaven
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LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
ZMainCharacter: lets go witherbloom!
jaces_cat:
Why did it not work for me fuck 
Redbassist: Jraham
ZMainCharacter: so true hehehe
LurkerSpine:
100 #teamJames
Sarah_Serinde: High tea is pretty strong
ZMainCharacter: thats also true, and its was so cool
Diabore: i know exactly whats happening
TheOneInquisitor: What's he cooking
Darksualc: 16 turn clock
JKBalch: That 1/1 is going the distance
TheOneInquisitor: The 1/1 is gonna be his undoing indeed
LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. // Pest Friend [{B/G}] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
Simonark: The Empress is fancy but its architect was the victim in a famous murder trial. Helen Mirren started in the movie.
jamiroquaiian: Going for SPEED!
Simonark: or starred, thanks, auto.
Diabore: LETS GO
Diabore: hes doing it!
LRRbot: Improvisation Capstone [5RR] | Sorcery — Lesson | Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater. You may cast any number of spells from among them without paying their mana costs. / Paradigm
ZMainCharacter: oh no
Dog_of_Myth:
sallomon33: OH YEAAH
TheOneInquisitor: OH YEAH
ZMainCharacter: OH NO, its overrrrr
TheOneInquisitor: It's happening bay bee
JKBalch: I'm excited to see how this workds
lamina5432: epic spell there
Diabore: and the lands stay exiled
Kentosaurus: dj khaled over here "another one"
Vampyre_Lord: pretty... epic...
ZMainCharacter: thats crazy
sallomon33: I mean the card itself DOES cost 7 lol
LRRbot: Maelstrom Artisan // Rocket Volley | Maelstrom Artisan [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Sorcerer [3/2] | Haste / This creature enters prepared. // Rocket Volley [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonbasic land.
couchboyj: I think that James passes. Good capstone, no notes.
LRRbot: Owlin Historian [2W] | Creature — Bird Cleric [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1. / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Debatra: @lamina5432 Literally. This was their attempt to make the Epic keyword playable.
DMGlol: with a puesdo stone rain
Toxxick: James on Dazzling Aurora over here
accountmadeforants: The Paradigm cards for sure seem kinda nutty
TheBorzoi: And he can cast that every first main phase now?
flatluigi: no, he'll be drawing it
anhakha: No, draw, then cast.
tyrantcorporation: no
odinson: ^^
sallomon33: also worth noting, tehp aradigm spell does not put them back, they're just perma gone
lamina5432: @Debatra yup
zagman505: paradigm is a may, but also will draw first
lojer: That also seems like a nice loop
jiantwitch: It is in exile
flatluigi: paradigm is the beginning of the first main phase, he'll draw the card on top next turn
LoneGoat: @TheBorzoi it's a may, but yea every turn
jiantwitch: Gamechanger
sallomon33: I wonder what the naimation's gonan be on Arena
sallomon33: for Paradigm I mean
Vampyre_Lord: i'll prob be putting it on top of my library. maybe underneath the card i draw for turn
Diabore: sorry ben, james is the hero now
Dog_of_Myth: Sorry Ben, rooting for Lorehold here
TheOneInquisitor: Im still on bens side
sallomon33: I believe in you Ben!
tyrantcorporation: do a heel turn
CardiganNerd: Or just revel in being the villain and own it
lamina5432: I see ben as more a piccolo
Sealtest: that means vegeta was ever a villain
sallomon33: BG goes bbbgggg after all
kumatsu: time to get Ben a BADMAN shirt
jamiroquaiian: Redeem yourself, Ben!
GamerCat88: im sure Ben has some Dragon Ballz to help him with this play
Pharmacistjudge: so Nicole is Bulma?
TheOneInquisitor: @lamina5432 Quick ben start aura farming
@LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
@aceviru: "Hey everybody, James here"
@TheRebel57: any colors seem OP?
@Merc1987: the whole set!
@aceviru: blue Kappa
@LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes p…
@jasonkorf7700: Time to kill the elf
@LRRbot: Improvisation Capstone [5RR] | Sorcery — Lesson | Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater. You may cast any number of spells from among them …
@LRRbot: Maelstrom Artisan // Rocket Volley | Maelstrom Artisan [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Sorcerer [3/2] | Haste / This creature enters prepared. // Rocket Volley [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonbasic la…
@LRRbot: Owlin Historian [2W] | Creature — Bird Cleric [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1. / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
@HMVio: No you’ll draw for turn first
@jasonkorf7700: Draw First
@aceviru: gib energy
@Merc1987: \o/
@orangetuxedoman: *throws hands in the air to help charge spirit bomb*
BrowneePointz: or is it an amount of awkward Mana?
Diabore: i think i saw a certain card in bens hand
LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: ah
Dvy1: so does the pest ?
couchboyj: It's an aristo-vat
Diabore: @Dvy1 pest gained on attack
Incarnate5: The new pests gain life on attack, not on death
LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. // Pest Friend [{B/G}] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."
sallomon33: yeah, he just makes these tokens willy nilly
sallomon33: just needs fodder in teh gy
LRRbot: Foolish Fate [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, that creature's controller loses 3 life.
LRRbot: Rehearsed Debater [2W] | Creature — Djinn Bard [3/3] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Diabore: !card strife scholar
LRRbot: Strife Scholar // Awaken the Ages | Strife Scholar [2R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / This creature enters prepared. // Awaken the Ages [5R] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens.
sallomon33: 3 drops central over there
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LRRbot: Strife Scholar // Awaken the Ages | Strife Scholar [2R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / This creature enters prepared. // Awaken the Ages [5R] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens.
flatluigi: hey paradigm is good
Bugberry: I think it's pretty cool that Lluwen's card from Eclipsed basically casts Wurm Harvest, so kind of like a prepared spell.
DMGlol: yea kind of hard to beat lol
JKBalch: I imagine Luwen just reaching behind someone's head and doing the whole "whats this behind your ear" trick when he generates a pest
LRRbot: Erode [W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
maywecomein: what an epic mechanic
Diabore: @Bugberry that worms harvest won me quite a few games
bytecaster: Paradigm is pretty Epic, it's true
Khyrberos: @maywecomein FantasticFour.gif
Diabore: tapped
sallomon33: to be fair if Ben can stay alive long enough maybe the cauldron kills James
Bugberry: Ass Trophy can hit any permanent thought
TheOneInquisitor: Surely ben can just aristocrats trigger it out
LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
Vilun: erode seems like a great card, especially if you're playing Serge in Commander
sallomon33:
ok nvm
DNAli3n: to be fair, assassins trophy hits everything
Diabore: @sallomon33 i feel like thats not likely anymore
TheOneInquisitor: Or maybe not
couchboyj: With Paradime, you want it all and you can have it
DMGlol: wow this has flashback?
sallomon33: @Bugberry in limited that doesn't really matter
Bruceski: flashback for cheaper, even
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
ZoomShark: @sallomon33 You say that, but in equipment sets,, enchantment sets
PorpoisesUnknown: 4 free spells? Seems deece
Bugberry: @sallomon33 There are some relevant Artifacts and Enchantments at Rare in this set.
Diabore: @sallomon33 i think its more relevant in limited actually, a lot more enchatment removal and pesky artifacts
jamiroquaiian: Diggin’ out of the graveyard, huh?
TheOneInquisitor: Technically only two of those spells were free he paid for the first two
Khyrberos: !card Wrexial, the Risen Deep
LRRbot: Wrexial, the Risen Deep [3UUB] | Legendary Creature — Kraken [5/8] | Islandwalk, swampwalk / Whenever Wrexial deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
Toxxick: I guess its cheaper the second time case its /practiced/?
Khyrberos: Indeed
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
Greendrag13: You got this, Ben! James'll mill out to paradigm at some point!
LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Diabore: best pest
bytecaster: The Pestcot
sallomon33: @Bugberry maybe, but trophy's never showed up in an enchantment or artifact heavy set, so we won't know
@LRRbot: Cauldron of Essence [1BG] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from y…
@LRRbot: Lluwen, Exchange Student // Pest Friend | Lluwen, Exchange Student [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/4] | Lluwen enters prepared. / Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Lluwen becomes p…
@LRRbot: Foolish Fate [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, that creature's controller loses 3 life.
@LRRbot: Rehearsed Debater [2W] | Creature — Djinn Bard [3/3] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Strife Scholar // Awaken the Ages | Strife Scholar [2R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / This creature enters prepared. // Awaken the Ages [5R] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and …
@viperion_nz: Somehow the chat is ahead of the video, I'm getting spoilers for what is about to be cast lol
@Merc1987: are you on live?
@LRRbot: Erode [W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
@Merc1987: cause you may be ever so slightly behind
@viperion_nz: @Merc1987 yep
@pharmacistjudge: yes this event is live
@LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
@Merc1987: No idea then!
@aceviru: merc, yt is behind on streaming vs twitch
@OVER-KiLL: 🦍
@LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
@aceviru: that's just how it is
@Sarah-Serinde: Also if you're on mobile you might be a bit behind, or if stream buffered for you at some point
@aceviru: the trade is you get a vod and rewind on demand
@Warninja1231: A good defense is a practiced offense
@Merc1987: thats fine, my stream is in time with th lrrbot cards, so was wondering if there was a fixable issue for viperion
@aceviru: what Sarah said. and twitch Mobile pushes everything faster so it's ahead of desktop as well
@LRRbot: Pest Mascot [1BG] | Creature — Pest Ape [2/3] | Trample / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Diabore: @Greendrag13 that is true, because while paradigm is a may, james is not a coward
BrowneePointz: ptera!
LRRbot: Pterafractyl [XGU] | Creature — Dinosaur Fractal [1/0] | Flying / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
Dromos_GHG: love this creature name
anhakha: Pterafractyl... terra fractal... like a pteradactyl...
anhakha: It's a pun Ben...
JKBalch: That is a neat card
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Bugberry: @sallomon33 Doesn't have to be heavy. Also, Green/Black is a very supported color pair so that's less of a downside.
LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature also gains double strike until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: @anhakha Ben isn't a pun, he's a person
Diabore: 3 turns, 18 mana of spells
sallomon33:
a Quandrix card that gains life... HMMMM... suspicious
anhakha: You are so right.
jamiroquaiian: Miner-hold the liner!
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
flatluigi: turns out free spells are good
andrew632: James lose to empty library?
bytecaster: Only two prepared spells though, Ben, you can do this
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
MrSarkhan:
JKBalch: Which member?
Scarbble: dis one
LurkerSpine: Ben drains, right?
DMGlol: lmao love James' deck, so insane
Vampyre_Lord: how can we make free spells even more free? what if we cast from the deck!
jamiroquaiian: Trigger-man James!
LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
ZoomShark: @sallomon33 It was cool in the singular Assassin's Creed event I played.. killing a Sword of Feast and Famine was sick
ZoomShark: Probably changed the course of that game
zagman505: also more opus triggers
Iperithon: Opus triggers again!
Diabore: and tackle artist goes to 3
Diabore: bigger than before
Diabore: play against someone whos nice
LurkerSpine: Offense goes to exile
bytecaster: I'm supporting James in his decisions!
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Bugberry: People underestimate how many steps there are to just casting a spell.
flatluigi: chat gets a GRV
Iperithon: Do the thing!
Sarusta: James, simply win the game!
gualdhar: emote mode!
LRRMTG_Judge: chat is being somewhat reasonable
frank_the_great:
Surge
ofstrife: the only real play for james is to retire champion
Wiliart: Go James Go. You can do it.
Darksualc: Wrong Serge it's actually closer to 1250 people
Vinewood_OG: Flunge you fools!
SergeYager: Let's let him make a single decision before we interrupt him again
jamiroquaiian: Bingo!
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bytecaster: You can still do it, Ben! I'm full of hope!
sallomon33: @Bugberry if it's draft, it does have to, trust me. I admit sealed is a different story since you can sideboard, but naturalizes for example are shit mainboard/game 1 outside enchantment/artifact focused sets. Even Erode itself at the rate that it has is merely okay removal precisely cuz it gives them a land. Trophy at one more for upside that rarely is useful in limited makes it a lot worse
jiantwitch: untap dual land
LRRbot: Root Manipulation [3BG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life."
jiantwitch: oh, dead
MrSarkhan: Ben did put up a hell of a fight.
LRRbot: Emeritus of Ideation // Ancestral Recall | Emeritus of Ideation [3UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [5/5] | Flying, ward {2} / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, this creature becomes prepared. // Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
bytecaster: The boy!
ghyllnox:
"I really almost jumped across the table"
Strebenherz: oh damn
JKBalch: Ooooh
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
BrowneePointz: They did a lot of art for this set
BrowneePointz: and all the pieces are good
imweasel09: double pips is a hard splash
LoneGoat: grames
jamiroquaiian: Oh, man!
jiantwitch: ggs
@LRRbot: Pterafractyl [XGU] | Creature — Dinosaur Fractal [1/0] | Flying / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
@LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast…
@LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that …
@LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
@aceviru: lol
@Merc1987: MY GOD
@iSmartMan1: Which member?
@iamtheV0RTEX: dis one
@LRRbot: Practiced Offense [2W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls. Target creature gains your choice of double strike or lifelink until end of turn. / Flashback {1}{W}
@RaidaTheBlade: Flashback exiles!
@aceviru: Ben still wins the day. His performance was 15/10
@LRRbot: Root Manipulation [3BG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life."
@LRRbot: Emeritus of Ideation // Ancestral Recall | Emeritus of Ideation [3UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [5/5] | Flying, ward {2} / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may exi…
@Merc1987: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@aceviru: LET'S GO
@LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
@aceviru: that's my wizard
JKBalch: That's a rack of ribs indeed
sallomon33:
yeah, a functionally triple blue card you probably shouldn't splash
sallomon33: but ggs!
TheOneInquisitor: "Guy who writes my paychecks and beats me at magic? Must be graham"
bytecaster: @sallomon33 But imagine if you cast it though
Greendrag13: @imweasel09 true, though splashing onto green tends to be a bit easier
Diabore: got 18 mana of spells out of that 7 mana spell
anhakha: I was gonna be going with Witherbloom for my Prerelease... this ppr has made me want to play red.... probably prismari...
Khyrberos: @bytecaster 🎄 🎁 🔔... 😉
sallomon33:
@bytecaster true! In base blue decks
Diabore: @anhakha im super locked into silverquill
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A_Dub888:
Sarusta: Isn't that... just how we used to open all boosters?
anhakha: Last strixhaven set, I really loved dina, pests, plumb the forbidden, swdgemoor witch, daemagoth titan, etc.
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anhakha: But this storm and "epic" stuff looks hella fun.
GamerCat88: oh i thought that bird was holding a gun
Diabore: @anhakha fwiw the fixed epic is a cycle, only 1 in each colour
BusTed: I also saw gun
Strebenherz: it looks like a gun yeah
Kentosaurus: bird with a gun
tdapenguin: Procrastinate is def my middle name. Wait, card! That's what I meant
Strebenherz: "the owl librarian wishes you to return your books NOW"
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Here's an owl, with a GUN!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't want my drones to have guns
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sallomon33: oh yeah. this one can dish out some dmg!
BrowneePointz: cuz they went from the campuses to the graduate project sites
Mazrae: Listening to the ads before I realized my prime sub needed to be re-done
A_Dub888: Nelf
Bugberry: Even Older man: Nessian Courser is the superior to Centaur Courser because it came first.
MtGJam: Even olderer: Remember when Gnarled Mass was tournament playable?
ZoomShark: !card Gnarled Mass
LRRbot: Gnarled Mass [1GG] | Creature — Spirit [3/3]
sallomon33:
that ;land does cost you 4 additional mana though basically, but I agree it can have tremendous ceiling
Anubis169: hehehe
BusTed:
niccus: heraldry jumpscare
sallomon33:
A_Dub888: @niccus jumpscaraldry
calculated_uncertainties: Narwhal unucorn
Anubis169: Ne Me Horny Facias...
sallomon33: this one seems very good for constructed even
@philkav: reretire champion ?
@flushmastercyclonis186: Remember when you could play paper magic with a spindown and one little cube of identical D6s for counters instead of a full board game set? This is one step from Alchemy, with all the automated stuff
@flushmastercyclonis186: done by players, over a three minute combat phase
@Tyrfing42: Inkling? We got Splatoon cards now?
@flushmastercyclonis186: I'm honestly not sure I even want to play this set on an actual table
@iSmartMan1: @flushmastercyclonis186 Mahi
@iSmartMan1: Magic hasn't been like that since Storm was a thing
@Merc1987: Cool man, you do you
@Merc1987: I'm stoked for this full set!
@chaostreader8538: Everything that happened that game wasn’t that much more complex then original Tarkir.
@flushmastercyclonis186: Get one opponnent who can't do math at a sixth grade level and a full round on the tourny timer is gonna get you five turns of gameplay
@iSmartMan1: @flushmastercyclonis186 I saw that happen back in original Innistrad with a miracles deck
SanSanBlue: I actually prefer the EN archive cards to JP but I do need a silver cyc rift. Like biblically
Greendrag13: just CLOWNING on my skyknight legionnaire
Mr_Horrible:
jiantwitch: Red mill!
northos: yes, that is the correct reaction
sallomon33: typical commander card
jiantwitch: Voting tibalts trickery
EvilBadman: @SanSanBlue Please do not /gently caress/ the cardboard
EbDorian: twist on Combustible Gearhulk
Jigokuro:
great use of voice mod
Goombill: It's like Combustible Gearhulk plus Risk Factor
ZoomShark: @EvilBadman Do not the cat..
BrowneePointz: AD NAUSEUM!?
Mr_Horrible: ad nauseum, baybee
Diabore: hell yeah ad naus
jiantwitch: OH AD NAUS
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
ChillSwan: ad naus nice
sallomon33: ooh yeah, ad nauseam
Sychoraxe: Ad nauseum
flatluigi:
ad nauseum and angel's grace are both on the sheet
An_IRL_Rabbit: むかつき
korvys: Get the sleeve
DarkMorford: "Mukatsuki"
flatluigi: !card angel's grace
LRRbot: Angel's Grace [W] | Instant | Split second / You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Bruceski: Infinite Bob
tyler_not_joseph: !card ad nauseum
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ZoomShark: @flatluigi Rare bonus sheet cards are much rarer in this set, mythic ones are also rarer
LurkerSpine: damn, that card is $475 USD on pre-order
LurkerSpine: (it'll go down I'm sure)
BrowneePointz: yea it's REAL expensive, cuz it's the third only printing
sallomon33: !lrrbot ad nauseam
Anubis169: !patreon
BrowneePointz: and THAT version is $$$
sallomon33: oops
sallomon33: !card ad nauseam
LRRbot: Ad Nauseam [3BB] | Instant | Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.
accountmadeforants: Yeah pre-order prices are basically irrelevant, but it is also a *very* rare card
sallomon33: here you go
Diabore: @LurkerSpine for the nonfoil?
sallomon33:
classic misspelling
jiantwitch: Also mythics on mystical archives are quite rare, so price wont drop too much.
loufghyslaufey: Sup.
jamiroquaiian: Big Ben. Parliament.
gualdhar: oooooh
flatluigi: five days from now!
stippledotter: Just finished work--so hype to catch the VOD
Charlie_Victor7:
150
RockPusher: Is it perfect system?
ZoomShark: @accountmadeforants I think it was like 1% of boosters or smth have a mythic?
LurkerSpine:
@Diabore yeah... but there's also only 3 listings
A_Dub888: C+C Talking Sim Factory (featuring G)
nimbus_machine:
millenomi_Aura: FELLOW HUMANS
Vinewood_OG: Worth a shot
TheWanderingNomad:
Well that was easy
ZoomShark: I don't remember for sure, I think I saw a screenshot of the Mothership?
loufghyslaufey: Welp, GG
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
SanSanBlue: WE are Charlie Cameron
jamiroquaiian: double or nothin’!
loufghyslaufey: Also, yikes.
MrSarkhan: bear wizard!
@flushmastercyclonis186: I love the Strixhaven lore but this set (and at least the last two) is designed for Arena, not paper
@basilhunter8402: @flushmastercyclonis186 hope they don't open Quandrix
@flushmastercyclonis186: This isn't one decklist, it's the whole set
@flushmastercyclonis186: I'm saying I'll play it on Arena, it looks like fun for that. But I'm not feeling any vibes to go to my LGS and play with anybody slinging this paper.
@iSmartMan1: @flashmastercyclonis186 Actually, it's been this way for years, they just aren't hiding it as much as they usually do
@flushmastercyclonis186: I'm aware of that. You're absolutely correct
@aceviru: where have you been. edh based design already did the harm. may i present daytime/adventures/etc
@Merc1987: sick ad nasuem
@Merc1987: that is going to be so expensive for cedh
@flushmastercyclonis186: And with the power creep that comes with it, why should I play an unlimited format like Commander when anything but a hundred card singleton standard deck gets wrecked by the new stuff?
@aceviru: speaking of YT, reminder to hit that like
@Merc1987: LIKE SPIKE
@flushmastercyclonis186: I hit like whenever I load anything from LRR. They don't disappoint. WotC, on the other hand...
@iSmartMan1: I wonder if Commander will eventually get a spinoff format that finds a way to reduce the power level back to how it was 10-15 years ago
@LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land…
awaywardcrab: My god, bear with set mechanic
TheOneInquisitor: @ZoomShark 2% i think so one in every two boxes
Arkroma: My god that shirt is beautiful Graham
sallomon33: @awaywardcrab except not bear cuz bear 2/2 be
sallomon33: but bear in face
sallomon33: Surrak not punch bear cuz bear smort
Bruceski: Objection, that bear is not a 2/2
bytecaster: The natural temur!
lamina5432: wayfare bear
ZoomShark: @TheOneInquisitor 😥
loufghyslaufey: It IS gross
tdapenguin: i've got the nasa channel in another tab and the competing audio def had me combining words to include such things as 'this return to strixhaven'
jamiroquaiian: This means fargin’ war!
LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
tdapenguin: (which is almost what was said, i guess)
TheOneInquisitor:
Magma Opus
BrowneePointz: good flavor text
bytecaster: Hit by a book in the head
LRRMTG_Judge:
bear got hit with text book fees.
LoadingReadyRun: @tdapenguin If NASA is going to Strixhaven, we have a lot of problem
EvilBadman: Lorehold just blasting students in tombs as a hazing
AluvianSprinter: Tome Blast or Tomb Blast?
LRRbot: Skycoach Conductor // All Aboard | Skycoach Conductor [2U] | Creature — Bird Pilot [2/3] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // All Aboard [U] | Instant | Exile target non-Pilot creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
sallomon33: yeah, it's a... that blinking angel sidegrade
Ard_Rhys: blue resto angel
sallomon33: it's cool
TheOneInquisitor: It's like a resto angel
sallomon33: restoration angel, yup
tdapenguin: @LoadingReadyRun it's the step after mars, right?
bytecaster: Restowol
flatluigi: all the birds in this set are so good
Khyrberos: !card Restoration Angel
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
EvilBadman: Restraination Bird. Hrm, no that honks.
LoneGoat: is it a toot or a fweet?
LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
BusTed: can you use a whistle without lips
bytecaster: @BusTed It's a special whistle
tdapenguin: @BusTed adaptations can be made
dumbo3k: @BusTed yes, but not well
coriolis_storm: Doubling down on the toor
sallomon33: @BusTed I'm sure it's specifically desigend to work with beaks
LRRbot: Environmental Scientist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
coriolis_storm: *toot
accountmadeforants: Anything that can rotate its head like that is just a demon
Khyrberos: @BusTed Life, uh, finds a way
bytecaster: What are you intention with all of these lands, Lauder?
Pharmacistjudge: nothing good
sallomon33: and scientist is an uncommon lol
sallomon33:
good eye Cori
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: 🤔
EvilBadman: @bytecaster He did say ramp into prismari bullcrap
Solo_Support:
jamiroquaiian: Search this somanabatch!
maywecomein: he's a knave!
Solo_Support: Cameron Lauder everyone, he loves to lie
Lord_Hosk: Why are Environmental Scientists uncommon? don't we need more of them?
EbDorian: It's true, he's lying right now... wait-
BusTed:
Vinewood_OG: Off by 1
Bugberry: We already had a couple Coris in Tarkir
EvilBadman:
@Lord_Hosk funding 
coachNelly:
LoadingReadyRun: there are no Common Coris
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
tdapenguin: @EvilBadman lack of course offerings?
Pharmacistjudge: @Lord_Hosk <very pointed current events despair here>
LRRbot: Ennis, Debate Moderator [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | When Ennis enters, exile up to one other target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / At the beginning of your end step, if one or more cards were put into exile this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Ennis.
BrowneePointz: Ennis the Menace
BrowneePointz: also disability rep!
maywecomein: whoa just saw the color gradients around the names. sweet!
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
LurkerSpine: did Cam draw for turn?
Hykin__: Draw for turn?
LRRbot: Additive Evolution [3GG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 0/0 blue and green Fractal creature token. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
thedanman1997: cam needs to draw for turn
bytecaster: Vigilance
Solo_Support: is this one of those advanced topics in drawing cards?]\
EvilBadman: disco what?
Tiber727: Cam fails his own class on drawing cards
mrjujubeans: nooo. it’s stuck in my head again!
korvys: Cameron reference a great little song
mrjujubeans: Such a bop
fcloud:
"speaking of slamming things" 
bytecaster: You take bird damage
LoadingReadyRun: this fractal almost looks like a Tasmanian devil or something
EvilBadman: QhT IF IT MADE THE tAZ SOUNDS
EvilBadman: caps ack
TheOneInquisitor: I think it's a Giant Sloth
BrowneePointz: There's two sloths in the set!
Bugberry: A ground sloth maybe?
BrowneePointz: I think it's a Megatherium
fcloud: frazmanian devil
ZoomShark: Capybara
jamiroquaiian: You got spirit, spunk, fire, verve!
TheOneInquisitor: Tasmanian devils are like. Very pointy
kumatsu: my local zoo has Tazmanian Devils and let me tell you, those homies bounce around and cronch REAL loud
coachNelly: capybara
sallomon33: to me it looks more like a capybara or a coypu
coachNelly: is my daughter's current fav animal
bytecaster: Doesn't Snoutmax enough
tdapenguin: @TheOneInquisitor aren't they basically just pointy in all directions constantly?
ZoomShark: Feedback: Not enough snout - Serge
LRRbot: Duty Beyond Death [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
lamina5432: is it a club tail dinosaur?
Bugberry: maybe Indricotherium?
ZoomShark: Burrow Bear
Athelgar: a tapir after some rhinoplasty, maybe?
LoadingReadyRun: oh, I see. it could be a ground sloth. I was thinking it didn't look like a regular sloth
LRRbot: Living History [1R] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token. / Whenever you attack, if a card left your graveyard this turn, target attacking creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
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TheOneInquisitor: @tdapenguin Yeah kinda. Very scrunkly creatures those
ZoomShark: @Athelgar You would not be-lieve the colds
LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
Greendrag13:
statue spirit goes AA!
LRRbot: Fractal Tender [3GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [3/3] | Ward {2} / Increment / At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on this creature this turn, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put three +1/+1 counters on it.
ZoomShark: @TheOneInquisitor Scrunkly is a 10 point word for sure
sallomon33: OOOH
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sallomon33: heeell yeah
LoadingReadyRun: is Fractal Tender just another word for a Geometry teacher?
Orxolon: i am going wither for sure,but wow quandrix
LoneGoat: i love fractal tenders with buffalo sauce
LRRbot: Lorehold Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. / • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
kumatsu: I wish my college Geometry classes had taught fractal generation
fcloud: if you think Fractal Tender is powerful, you should see Fractal Forceful
Bugberry: I beat Elden Ring but never beat Mohg to unlock the DLC.
EvilBadman: @LoneGoat Buffalog sauce?
Athelgar: @LoadingReadyRun local fast food selling fractal tenders because adults feel weird about buying fractal fingers
tdapenguin: @LoadingReadyRun i dunno, fractal tender sounds like it should be a boat that helps you navigate whatever nonsense harbour they have for the university's oceanography courses
GedankenPalast_: I could not put Elden Ring down until I 100%ted it.
IkomaTanomori: @LoadingReadyRun nah, just a geometry keeper. whether you understand the geometry or not is someone else's job IMO.
TheOneInquisitor: Elden Ring is a game that just keeps on going
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
TheOneInquisitor: And going... And going...
korvys: They've got the boogy oogy all up in their buggy bodies
BrowneePointz: Cow is nothing but Big Dog
coachNelly: perfect
ZoomShark: @korvys Thank you for the sauce 😇
A_Dub888: @coachNelly ur perfect
BrowneePointz: depends on the species I think
LRRbot: Fractal Mascot [4GU] | Creature — Fractal Elk [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.
LoneGoat: oxes don't have reach, so no
EvilBadman: Like, look up as in "research?"
Amuzet: Orion Re-entry in an hour
ZoomShark: @korvys They're on the roof, they've found the groof
coriolis_storm: I like the choice of Chinese-inspired art for the spirits!
RockPusher: 6 > 4‽ Big if true!
Amuzet: any spell yea
sallomon33: yeah, it's basically better Evolve
Dr_fragenstien: it's green, so yeah
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LRRMTG_Judge: An important distinction to remember in your own prerelease, folks
EvilBadman: Strixhaven is very "You, but better" for old mechanics
LoadingReadyRun:
"I hate to go, but I love to watch myself leave" --sadly, not Spirit Mascot
sallomon33:
LoneGoat: all aboard 🚂
sallomon33: get fractaled on
Mr_Bitterness: Cameron wins with the power of Math
g0blinslide: all that, from only commons
lamina5432: I feel like cam mathed hard there
CardiganNerd: I love quandrix so much
coachNelly: there seems to be some consensus at WOTC that moose are the scariest creature in the multiverse
TheOneInquisitor: The stun counter punch cards are very cute I always like them
fcloud: fractals may at first seem very powerful, but when you look closer, you'll see that they're actually very powerful
kumatsu: My Prepared counters are probably going to be various paraphernalia for other TCGs, as I find that funny
sallomon33: @coachNelly I mean, there is a moose from Alchemy Aetherdrift that's a 2 mana 3/3, so I would agree
sallomon33: with the supposed consensus I mean
Chichen: my LGS randomizes the seeded boxes unfortunately
LRRMTG_Judge: pick your college (*while supplies last)
macbody2: url link in chat?
A_Dub888: Can my promo be a boat?
Goombill: Took me a minute to realize the SOS in that URL is for the set, and not some sort of emergency call
Lord_Hosk: I can pick my school? I choose UBC. what are my colors?
Sealtest: Any spiders?
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @A_Dub888 oh, come on Lois. You know how much we've wanted one of those!
LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
macbody2: @LoadingReadyRun clickin'
kumatsu: There is a single vehicle in SOS, but it is not a boat
DarkMorford: I have clicked for ENGAGEMENT
A_Dub888: click it, that’s the clip it
baneless27: ive done my click sir
LRRbot: Molten-Core Maestro [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Menace / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, add an amount of {R} equal to this creature's power.
Orxolon: just click it?anything else?
ulifernando01: Done clicking
MorganteMaggiore: spicy
EbDorian: I recall the T-Brids hockey team wearing navy+gold, but that may have changed?
fcloud: i clicked it! am i engaged to WOTC and/or LRR? i hope not both, it's against the law in my state
LRRbot: Impractical Joke [R] | Sorcery | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Impractical Joke deals 3 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
MorganteMaggiore: reasonable
LRRbot: Environmental Scientist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Jadaris: magmadar, gehennas and garr?
macbody2: @fcloud prudes
fcloud: ikr
Dr_fragenstien: the flavor text seems to refrence it
sallomon33: it doesn't gain the life, but I think that's fair for how good this card is lol
MorganteMaggiore: is it the same dude in the art?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: well, environmental science gained lifes.
TheOneInquisitor: !card environmental sciences
LRRbot: Environmental Sciences [2] | Sorcery — Lesson | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
tdapenguin: the owl at the link sure is wielding that pen-staff in a threatening manner.... how sure are we that the scroll in the card *is not* a threat?
CardiganNerd: I like that the flavour text references that too
A_Dub888: Cori casting on main (phase)
LoneGoat: @MorganteMaggiore maybe she transitioned since
LRRbot: Skycoach Conductor // All Aboard | Skycoach Conductor [2U] | Creature — Bird Pilot [2/3] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // All Aboard [U] | Instant | Exile target non-Pilot creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
coriolis_storm: Oh yeah, I just realized there’s no Learn or Lessons in this set. Expectations subverted!
sallomon33: @MorganteMaggiore that person would need to have transitioned and changed skin colour, so I doubt it
Dromos_GHG: cam gets pip?
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LRRbot: Lorehold Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. / • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
MorganteMaggiore: @sallomon33 ... ok i apparently remembered the art of the lesson way off haha
Morrigan9: razz that man
ZoomShark: Has anyone asked Cori to sign a Cori-Steel Cutter?
AluvianSprinter: @coriolis_storm The paradigm cycle are also lessons
Vinewood_OG: DM, I razz him.
anhakha: @loadingreadyrun Is LRR going to be at MagicCon Amsterdam? And if so, which members are going?
sallomon33:
@MorganteMaggiore
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
ZoomShark: !card Cori-Steel
LRRbot: Did you mean: Cori-Steel Cutter; A-Cori-Steel Cutter
jamiroquaiian: ruthless!
ZoomShark: !card Cori-Steel Cutter
LRRbot: Cori-Steel Cutter [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste. / Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {1}{R}
NarfBlinko: long day, but Cam should have a victory pip
fcloud: "i razz my opponent at instant speed" "i am razzed"
Paranundrox: Unsubtle Mockery and Impractical Joke has to be the rudest deck
Eramis8: Good ime to arrive
LRRbot: Infirmary Healer // Stream of Life | Infirmary Healer [1G] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
tdapenguin: 5:07 pm pacific (aka moonbase time) is estimated splashdown time, for those who care about artemis ii. also, 6min of lack of radio contact expected
PorpoisesUnknown: Nice!
SoylentDoener: oops
EvilBadman: Tefari approve.gif
sallomon33: can you believe stream of life is an actual spell
MorganteMaggiore: "good game"
LRRbot: Eager Glyphmage [3W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
loufghyslaufey: Strixhaven isn't even in Standard yet!
loufghyslaufey: At least this one....
PorpoisesUnknown: Birderfly
Oxdans: Shouldn't Cameron have a match win marker?
BrowneePointz: Hey guess what just arrived? My copy of Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos! It came with a cool Command Tower! GET THE BOOK YALL
LoadingReadyRun: @tdapenguin I hope the astronauts brought their swim trunks
AelfinnEJ:
loufghyslaufey: @Oxdans ... we'll allow it. (Best of Four)
loufghyslaufey: Wait, no!
A_Dub888: Win Pip, Wip
imweasel09: i've played kerbal they just need to hold W until they hit land
Incarnate5: @BrowneePointz I'm still waiting on mine. Even after a preorder, it only actually shipped yesterday
loufghyslaufey: Darn.
CardiganNerd: The butterflies face does look angry
LRRbot: Stadium Tidalmage [2UR] | Creature — Djinn Sorcerer [4/4] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Vinewood_OG: @imweasel09 Elite 'bal knowledge.
DarkMorford: RIP
sallomon33:
EvilBadman: Nice! Thanks!
loufghyslaufey: At what?
PorpoisesUnknown: Cries in prismari
ZoomShark: @BrowneePointz I got mine on Wednesday too :3 So excited to read
AelfinnEJ: Ty
MorganteMaggiore: if a card offers card selection you take the card selection, it's the rule
TheMinionGM: @BrowneePointz Eyy, nice! Mine arrived yesterday. I do wish the envelope for the card wasn't bound into the book though.
LRRbot: Owlin Historian [2W] | Creature — Bird Cleric [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1. / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRMTG_Judge: we are on a plane with witherbloom...what is living?
sallomon33: Allan Hiss-Torean
EvilBadman: Let's see Paul Owlin's card.
NapalmSideburns: Wait a second, that's not Allan. Steve! Steve!
sallomon33: @LRRMTG_Judge I mean Pests most likely
MorganteMaggiore: @LRRMTG_Judge they for sure have had this exact conversation multiple time, followed by "wow dude"
loufghyslaufey: @LRRMTG_Judge (coughs) Your next "UN-Life"...
LRRMTG_Judge:
but...MDFCs exist that are both land and not land.
LRRbot: Planar Engineering [3G] | Sorcery | Sacrifice two lands. Search your library for four basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: Turn 3 kill with Tifa AND a hydra
sallomon33:
@MorganteMaggiore ... "this is not a way to start a conversation, I just sat down"
BrowneePointz: in standard
EpicLegion_: @LRRMTG_Judge We have a lot of forms of life and unlife here, Kinda like coffee. Choose your flavor
SolarBlitz1: Big Harrow 6?!
FiKnite_: I mean MDFCs are kind of a land kind of not a land
ZoomShark: Long Un-live the Lich King!
EvilBadman: Thanfully there's not landfall in standard, welp
DarkMorford: Oh no
A_Dub888: @LRRMTG_Judge Magic: The Gathering as Schroedinger intended
sallomon33: I am shocked this card is a rare
chuckaw1977: Peak Performance
BrowneePointz: There's a hydra with the same effect in standard two
BrowneePointz: and badgermole cub and llanowar elf
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: mirror gallery?
EvilBadman: Shaz's Choco and Bristly Bill
Dmc3628: badgres
chuckaw1977: Bristly Bill
Wiliart: The khavu from edge
SoylentDoener: mightform harmonizer also likes this
DNAli3n: may i reccommend sapling nursery
PorpoisesUnknown: ?
MorganteMaggiore: snake budger mushroom
CardiganNerd: Fabled passage, evolving wilds, terramorphic expanse
LRRMTG_Judge: add some blossoming defense to be sure.
sallomon33:
Cam da hell
ZoomShark: Judge is UN life legal in standard?
Bacon_Trail: Cmon y'all.... inside every lotus cobra is a badgermole cub
chuckaw1977: poor lotus cobra
JKBalch: Cameron made shoes out of that lotus cobra
tdapenguin: @Bacon_Trail wait, which one is eating the other?
Dog_of_Myth:
TheOneInquisitor: An inside out snake is a centipede I think
Bugberry: Also the multiple Landfall cards from Edge of Eternity
EvilBadman: defrocked lotus cobra
Bacon_Trail: @tdapenguin yes?
LRRMTG_Judge:
Inside this creature is two lotus cobras.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I really think MDFC's don't count. they aren't a superposition of land and nonland. they are only ever one of the two. It's just that sometimes, you can choose which.
Paranundrox: There's the like 3/4 from EoE that doubles power on landfall too
Sarusta: Was Cam thinking about the Jumpstart one?
Debatra: Oh crap, UBFF is still in standard. Maybe I won't update Arena to play this set after all.
jiantwitch: i mean, a inside out cobra would go about it in another way though? Interacting with existing lands rather then new lands, so it checks out.
loufghyslaufey: @LRRMTG_Judge ....Why?
NapalmSideburns: @LRRMTG_Judge Time for hospital!
ZoomShark: @LRRMTG_Judge One of them is a theatre kid,, the other one is?
sallomon33: @Paranundrox !card mightform harmonizer
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Rustymugs: @LRRMTG_Judge and inside the two lotus cobras is a badger mole cub
Sarusta: SCYTHECAT Cub.
anhakha: Hi serge
LRRbot: Primary Research [4W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, return target nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / At the beginning of your end step, if a card left your graveyard this turn, draw a card.
Paranundrox: Should've been able to reanimate lands smh
EvilBadman: Oh and Scute Swarm
LRRMTG_Judge: !card restore
LRRbot: Restore [1G] | Sorcery | Put target land card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Debatra: Reanimator is eating good this set. Who am I kidding? EVERYONE is eating good this set.
PorpoisesUnknown: Elvish mystic or "inside out" birds of paradise
EvilBadman: There's probably a cute green landfall deck that wins like never
sallomon33: @Paranundrox not even a 3/4, a 4/4!
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loufghyslaufey:
@LRRMTG_Judge We about that "Playing with the Big Bois" 
life now?
fcloud: drawing for the turn: the secret tech CAMERON doesnt want you to know about
sallomon33: 2025 green rares am I right
TheOneInquisitor: Back in my day 5 mana incremental counter enchantments didn't come with a body
CardiganNerd: What's the shiny card ?
LoneGoat: they're not a cycle
LRRMTG_Judge:
so we have a enchantment for primary research. why don't we have a card for peer review?
LRRbot: Practiced Scrollsmith [R{R/W}W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, exile target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.
sallomon33: I... don't actually think it's a cycle
LoneGoat: there is no black or blue uncommon enchantment
sallomon33: or at least it's not a full 5c one
tdapenguin: @LRRMTG_Judge because mtg is supposed to be a FUN GAME!!!! no reviewer 2s invited!!!
JKBalch: @LRRMTG_Judge Basically any rude counter spell
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
@LRRMTG_Judge sounds like a council's judgement card
sallomon33: there are onyl naya members, plus white has two
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot Double dual colors are back?
EvilBadman: Yeah not seeing these enchantments as a full cycle
fcloud: Peer Review is just judge's tower
sallomon33: !card graduation day
LRRbot: Graduation Day [W] | Enchantment | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
loufghyslaufey: wOOph
sallomon33: this is the other white one
LRRMTG_Judge:
I guess we also don't have a card for "grant proposal" either.
idontgetmyrealname: @LRRMTG_Judge Peer review has just been superceded on Arcavos by all papers being submitted to the relevant Elder Dragon and if they can't replicate you're results you are expelled (by way of becoming dragon meal)
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Orxolon: rom the creators of deny the dog, crack that monkey, strangle the bird and twist this rat comes:increment the fractal
FiKnite_: Rip freshman
PorpoisesUnknown: Hot dog or an inside hamburger
PorpoisesUnknown: Inside out
LRRMTG_Judge:
too far long in the semester, try again next year first year.
sallomon33: looks more like a hot bear ngl
loufghyslaufey: *Or "They", "They", really...
idontgetmyrealname: @loufghyslaufey Prismari plays 10 cantrips and a lightning bolt in response
Bacon_Trail: @LRRMTG_Judge does this imply that they are held back for a repeat first year?
tdapenguin: update from nasa: astronauts report that microgravity is much nicer on joints than 1g.
AluvianSprinter: Fun fact with dice, a given side and its opposite side add up to (die size +1). So 4 is on the opposite side of 3, 1 is opposite 6, and 2 is opposive 5.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Believe your Justice.
loufghyslaufey: @idontgetmyrealname Nah, its a limited exam. No outside cantrips.
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Add "lust" to "hangry."
JKBalch: @AluvianSprinter That is a fun fact. I'm one of today's lucky 10,000
LRRbot: Living History [1R] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 red and white Spirit creature token. / Whenever you attack, if a card left your graveyard this turn, target attacking creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
kumatsu: Ooh, another Squen and Cragg short
kumatsu: glad they're still using the puppets
sallomon33: @kumatsu I do wonder how long they'll be able to use them for
Paranundrox: I like that they gave it a lore explanation
MorganteMaggiore: i loved the weird little guys
TheOneInquisitor: The current ones are stylish *and* adorable
LRRbot: Paradox Surveyor [G{G/U}U] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Reach / When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a land card or a card with {X} in its mana cost from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MorganteMaggiore: plus i alwasys believed that it was their base form, and they could get in almost any shape
TheOneInquisitor: I need the bat inkling from commander decks as a wallpaper
GredGredmansson: @Paranundrox sorry explained what?
GreatGodOm: They were cartoony because they weren't fully formed. They were but an inkling.
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
GredGredmansson: oh the inkling redesigns
GredGredmansson: yeah i agree
loufghyslaufey:
Oh Titan
dabudder: ah naturally surveiling with all your other black mana
Paranundrox: @GredGredmansson Everyone swapped over to the more refined/elegant Inklings because the bobby ones are disfavored post-Phyrexian invasion
Alyssa_Swift: Incoming Yidris?
LoneGoat: where's he getting the other black mana to activate it?
Bugberry: Is there a second black source to surveil with it?
EbDorian:
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: with ashley johnson, will wheaton, and hank green???
TheOneInquisitor: Give Cori the Miracle she needs
sallomon33: this is what's weird to me iwth these lands. The allied cycle from Spiderman had these costs as generic, while this one has the specific mana symbols
LRRbot: Startled Relic Sloth [2RW] | Creature — Sloth Beast [4/4] | Trample, lifelink / At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
sallomon33: I do like these Lorehold sloths
coriolis_storm:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth I’m glad I’m not the one that remembered that! 
sallomon33: bot the one from og STX and this one
@OVER-KiLL: ramp and grove
@iamtheV0RTEX: my inner timmy loves the rampant growth bear
@aceviru: yes that's called making your decks around that mindset
@iSmartMan1: @aceviru Doesn't do much when everyone in your area has decks that routinely win by turn 7
@LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
@LRRbot: Skycoach Conductor // All Aboard | Skycoach Conductor [2U] | Creature — Bird Pilot [2/3] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // All Aboard [U] | Instant | Exile target non-Pi…
@LRRbot: Pursue the Past [RW] | Sorcery | You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}{W}
@flushmastercyclonis186: I mean, "that one guy" at the shop that plays a deck full of $20+ mythics is bad enough, now they're putting that much dumb power into a prepackaged deck
@aceviru: ok let them I don't care for an arms race or encouraging it. Find people who jive with a fun play style that are down to chill
@iSmartMan1: I'm not asking for much, I just want to go back to an era where disruption and removal still did something
@flushmastercyclonis186: A complete noob who just bought what was literally sitting next to the counter is a nuclear superpower in that arms race
@aceviru: anyway, LET'S GO CORI
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH @ "Liar and idioT"
@iSmartMan1: @aceviru My LGS routinely has 40+ players who do weekly Commander. None of them use decks with lower power levels, and all of them exploit holes in the Brackets system to hide the power of their decks
@iSmartMan1: They forced all the casual players to play their way or stop playing altogether
@flushmastercyclonis186: People like to win games. This should be factored into game design. This should not have to be stated because that's the point of games that keep score.
@OVER-KiLL: 🪩🐌
@pharmacistjudge: we had a similar problem, but we had a player rallied the casual group to do their own thing
@iSmartMan1: @flushmastercyclonis186 If that were true, there would be no need to separate EDH and CEDH
@pharmacistjudge: and the 2.3-3.5 bracket people returned
@Xalyn937: @iSmartMan1 so they are blatently lieing about their decks. The bracket system is more about intent than just game changers
@flushmastercyclonis186: Relying on player goodwill for game balance is absurd, if that's being suggested. Maybe with your four or five friends, at least until somebody wants to play that new OP Commander
@pharmacistjudge: most commander players will respond to a call if someone is willing to lead
@iSmartMan1: @Xalyn937 Not exactly, they're just using the bracket system the way everyone in the area uses it instead of how it's supposed to be used
@flushmastercyclonis186: Any random group of strangers and you're in for disappointment expecting anything less than hot fury coming across the table. For a lot of players that's the entire point. They will be competitive
@iSmartMan1: @pharmacistjudge Unfortunately, I am not the person to make that call
@aceviru: did the bot reach limit
@pharmacistjudge: brackets are a starting point. the discussion sounds like it needs to expand to questions like game speed and game length
@Xalyn937: @iSmartMan1 That really sucks. I don't get why people try to angle shoot
@aceviru: seems like it
@pharmacistjudge: honestly what happens here is the people who do that kinda of angle shooting, people just don't play with them
@iSmartMan1: @pharmacistjudge Sadly, my LGS is not a good forum for discussions like that
@Xalyn937: @pharmacistjudge and then they just angle shoot each other lol. The strongest bracket 2 pod ever
@flushmastercyclonis186: And when they just buy a precon that blows away anything not entirely using the best meta cards in your colors/tribe/theme from the last five sets?
@iSmartMan1: Like I said, the angle shooters forced everyone else to either join them or give up
@pharmacistjudge: encourage alternative build nights. push theme nights that encourage suboptimal play
@flushmastercyclonis186: Have some competitive players make EDH decks from standard and vintage pools. One of each per player. Which type do you think wins more?
@pharmacistjudge: but that's up to the LGS employees/ownership to assist in those moves
@iSmartMan1: @pharmacistjudge Like I said, my LGS isn't a great place to discuss that sort of thing
@flushmastercyclonis186: Aupposedly isn't a 55% win rate for a decklist supposed to mean nerfs in Standard, at least?
@aceviru: oh no
@pharmacistjudge: not necessarily
@iSmartMan1: The only thing that could possibly result in lower power level games is a new format that forces a lower power level
@aceviru: this will hurt
@OVER-KiLL: i think You just take away prizes for
@OVER-KiLL: winning
@pharmacistjudge: a 55% win rate over what period and at what prevalence?
@pharmacistjudge: if a deck is only 5% of the field and has a 55% win rate. it's not really a problem
@aceviru: lol
@aceviru: I still believe cori can pull ahead here
@flushmastercyclonis186: Not sure, might be 60 but I've seen patch notes and developer comments stating that supposedly they don't want ANY decklist in a format to be dominant
@pharmacistjudge: if a deck has a 55% non mirror win rate and is 50% of the field...then we need to have a discussion
@flushmastercyclonis186: The idea is that player skill and randomness of cards balance out. One list wins much more than a standard deviation from 50% and it's unbalanced
@flushmastercyclonis186: And arena lets them track stuff like that. MTGO too, IIRC, going back further
@flushmastercyclonis186: You can literally copy/paste whatever decklist won the last big tourny or some YouTuber says is totally busted and blast away
@pharmacistjudge: not necessarily. deck distribution is very much a factor. You can have an anti-meta deck who has a strong win rate against the popular deck with other deficiencies that are not exploited yet
@jasonkorf7700: I kinda expected Cam in Silverquill, but Prismari makes sense too
@flushmastercyclonis186: So it's bad business if only one specific style of play dominates any format. People will notice, more will play it
@pharmacistjudge: agreed
@flushmastercyclonis186: Then people wonder why they bother buying the other 90% of the set
@pharmacistjudge: the bulk of cards wotc makes in a pack are for limited
@flushmastercyclonis186: Which is why they balance it. But at least with an "eternal" format like Commander, you're dumping OP cards from new sets
@ihaveaverylegalandrealpassport: Is it too late for me to qualify for the pro tour?
@flushmastercyclonis186: That's going to discourage anybody interested in the "Eternal" part of the format, whatever their interest may be
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH
@pharmacistjudge: which pro tour are you trying to qualify for?
@flushmastercyclonis186: But I suppose WotC has already made their money from those sets and has to make sure everybody that still wants to play needs the new stuff
@aceviru: poor Cam
@jasonkorf7700: They always want a few chase cards for each of the formats. That's usually a sign of a good set
@OVER-KiLL: 🩸nobody makes me bleed my own blood🩸
@flushmastercyclonis186: Did I say WotC? Maybe Hasbro. Hard to tell the difference at this point
@Xalyn937: @aceviru im still on the ben vs james game but I agree, poor cam
@flushmastercyclonis186: A few chase cards is not the entire set compared to anything release over a year ago
@pharmacistjudge: overall though, people still play what they want to play. The average commander players is not playing cEDH
@RaidaTheBlade: Got Cori to sign a “Cori Mountain Stalwart” that she passed me in a draft at magiccon atl lmao
@pharmacistjudge: nor are most commander players playing bracket 1 decks that are so on theme they lack fundamental structure
@flushmastercyclonis186: And if you play Standard, you're still stuck playing analogue alchemy. How many of the two dozen people in your yourny do you trust to do algebra in their head at half the speed of Arena?
@Mirrorform: Real magic 💙🦋💙🦋💙
@jasonkorf7700: Not every rare or Mythic in this set is competitively playable for Standard, Pioneer, Modern, or Legacy
@aceviru: also before the game ends, just want to thank the crew for streaming to YT. and for sitting here with us in chat
@OVER-KiLL: i like "DONT OPEN THAT DOOR" from duskmourn. it is threatning but not pompous like "Your Go"
@flushmastercyclonis186: A couple judges are not going to be able to hold that many hands and rule on that many confused rules interactions, either. Not smoothly or quickly, at least
@jasonkorf7700: Standard is better than Alchemy
@OVER-KiLL: sick @RaidaTheBlade
@flushmastercyclonis186: How often do we hear a judge making calls on THIS stream, with a judge literally just 1 game, not 10?
@aceviru: Cam: "I can beat myself up"
@aceviru: hahaha
@OVER-KiLL: LAUGH 🐍
@RaidaTheBlade: Lmao
@flushmastercyclonis186: My point is that Standard is becoming indistinguishable from alchemy, or at least as close as they can make it
@teslabolts9904: I feel like all this snake "experimentation" fits more in Simic than Quandrix...
@Hoyty1: arboc sutol
@flushmastercyclonis186: Whether that's the cause of or symptom of the power creep devaluing older sets is up to interpretation, but both of those things are being done
@RaidaTheBlade: I’m still trying to figure out what exactly you mean by analogue alchemy and the algebra thing (every x spell is algebra)
@iSmartMan1: I have no knowledge of Constructed power creep, only Limited power creep, which is also out of control (though it's been improving in recent sets)
@flushmastercyclonis186: Sound like Alchemy to you?
@RaidaTheBlade: Does *what* sound like alchemy?
@flushmastercyclonis186: The mechanic I described immediately above that sentence
@OVER-KiLL: Play the cards that bring You Joy. Playing a game, and winning, and not having fun, is a good sign You are trying too hard to win.
@iSmartMan1: Really, the only unusually numerically complicated card in this set is Mathemagics, and I doubt that's going to see much play
@flushmastercyclonis186: Waitasec, I think that one's on me
@RaidaTheBlade: Yeah, no mechanic mentioned above lol
@flushmastercyclonis186: Wireless keyboard cut out, I didn't actually type the first one
@RaidaTheBlade: I assume you’re comparing prepared and conjuring?
@flushmastercyclonis186: dammit
@flushmastercyclonis186: I TRIED to say the one that gives you 2 spells on one card, often with abilities to repeat cast the second one
@flushmastercyclonis186: Prepared
@iSmartMan1: Is there really that much difference between conjuring cards and casting Wish cards in vintage?
@flushmastercyclonis186: Yes
@iSmartMan1: You're right, the Wishes are better
@flushmastercyclonis186: They don't put wish as a core set mechanic
@RaidaTheBlade: I kinda see the comparison, but also it doesn’t seem that weird to me. Magic has had cards with two spells on them for yeeaaarrrrsssssss, way before arena or alchemy
@iSmartMan1: Also, couldn't you say something similar about Adventure? Or even just Fuse?
@RaidaTheBlade: Or MDFCs
@flushmastercyclonis186: Wish is one of those chase rares somebody mentioned earlier. Not many of them. How many cards in this set have Prepared?
@pharmacistjudge: I have played oracle of the alpha in cube...it can get quite annoying. and that was just one card.
@flushmastercyclonis186: Adventure was one of the first steps to this point
@loadingreadyrun: I hadn't really thought about Prepare as a version of the Arena conjuring mechanic, that's an interesting point
@RaidaTheBlade: Like, alchemy tends to involve some randomness o drafting etc when it conjures stuff. Prepared is always just the only one card
@iSmartMan1: Adventure was also highly popular. And it was preceded by Afterlife and Fuse.
@pharmacistjudge: the first oracle you can plan for....the 2nd oracle, then had to do some nonesense
@OVER-KiLL: shout out to LRR TTC for the Mechanic Tier List Ranked videos
@flushmastercyclonis186: As discussed earlier, people like to win. It's part of playing games. You're expected to at least try
@RaidaTheBlade: I see the parallels, but I don’t think it’s some sort of blight on modern magic game design
@flushmastercyclonis186: And you don't stand a chance if you aren't playing Paper Alchemy Lite
@pharmacistjudge: prepare makes copies and tokens for good reasons
@iSmartMan1: Really, it's just a new way to get card advantage that doesn't require drawing cards or 2-for-1s
@pharmacistjudge: and some attempts to alchemy lite were made. it was stickers and people disliked it
@RaidaTheBlade: It’s REALLY far down my list of personal issues with current design. Turtles and Spiders are faaarrrrr worse issues imo
@flushmastercyclonis186: Because their "new" stuff is to just make cards do three different things, either in sequence or simultaneously
@flushmastercyclonis186: That's branding, not game design
@RaidaTheBlade: Okay, so this is just another complaint about FIRE design?
@iSmartMan1: You mean like the Commands?
@flushmastercyclonis186: A legit beef and I agree, but a different issue
@RaidaTheBlade: That’s fair, although I will argue that the branding *has* affected the designs of those cards, but still fair
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @coriolis_storm oh, I remember.
BrowneePointz: ye. it's kinda mid. had dick van dyke
BrowneePointz: i've performed it several times
LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Anubis169: BrowneePointz... Diagnosis: Flunge!
sallomon33: there's one more white one, at 1 mana
thedepthandbreadthofseth: everyone was so excited that hank green was on Mentopolis. "He's doing an actual play"
LRRbot: Fractal Mascot [4GU] | Creature — Fractal Elk [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.
TheOneInquisitor: Cam really got fixing huh
A_Dub888: Frascot
TotalHell: Memories of being Albert in high school.
MorganteMaggiore: wait, what is not a cycle?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: He did an actual play that had reruns on public access tv.
Bugberry: @sallomon33 I imagine it's because Spider-man wasn't as faction focused, so they were designed to be picked by anyone, while these help their specific factions and are less appealing for someone outside that faction to pick.
sallomon33: @MorganteMaggiore uncommon enchantments
solarsheeptoken: “you are invited by Graham”
coriolis_storm: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Did not know that
MorganteMaggiore: @sallomon33 oh i see, thx
loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
loufghyslaufey: Ah, kay.
loufghyslaufey: Was about to say...
coriolis_storm: An extra game, as a treat
kumatsu: we're here for a good time, not a short time
loufghyslaufey: Hm
e_bloc: rel-axed, and a good way to showcase the cards
MorganteMaggiore: sealed league starting with a pre release kit or with 6 random boosters?
Jigokuro: I suppose they can't all be math, especially existing at common, but the Fractal creatures that are just flat mv for flat stats are a bit disappointing thematically.
raulghoulia: is it Cinnamon spicy?
BrowneePointz: I swear to god he said White American for a second and I aspirated my drink
solarsheeptoken: it had cinnamon on the card?
loufghyslaufey: You could... swap them???! (snorts) Nobody has to know, right? Graham?
sallomon33:
Fruan: Armories to farm supply depots
youcantlistentobuttons: Yer standard medium spice salsa
kumatsu: Serge "Not That Spicy" Yager
e_bloc: 5-6 cinnamon rolls spicy
DeM0nFiRe:
loufghyslaufey: Cinnamon IS a Spice...
goombalax: poor matt
Vinewood_OG: part of the lore now
Pharmacistjudge: defending himself unsuccesfully
Strebenherz: holy crap
LoneGoat: @BrowneePointz cream, kahlua, and uhhh PBR?
Mr_Horrible: "You became somehow more wrong"
sallomon33: @Jigokuro to be fair, I feel in this set they made more of an effort to spice up these fractals, even the common ones
Mattmitchell45: Spicy is a term stretched over a lot
ContingentCat: spice vs spicy is an important distinction
A_Dub888: but is a hotdog a sandwich?
EvilBadman: Accidentally replaced cinnamon with cumin
Alyssa_Swift: From the makers of "is a hot dog a sandwich" comes "is cinnamon a spice"
sallomon33:
also, Matt
letsbelgo: salt is a spice
raulghoulia: sure if you eat a spoonful of it
sallomon33: that's a fire bar
loufghyslaufey: >_< ...fine.
Goombill: How would you describe cinnamon hearts though?
youcantlistentobuttons: Cinnamon is like spice without capcasin.
Pharmacistjudge: Matt is not a cinnamon roll
Mr_Horrible: G not taken in by the diversion, good job
memnus: I would absolutely put a bit of cayenne in my cinnamon roll filling
MrSarkhan:
Pharmacistjudge: and i'll say this publically as well. Serge is not a cinnamon roll
RockPusher:
EvilBadman: @Pharmacistjudge thaaank you
RockPusher:
Noooo, don't complement the Wiggins! 
loufghyslaufey: But? But... "Cinnamon, is... "spicing", is it not? Izzets?
A_Dub888: Matt “Reasonable Spice Tolerance” Wiggins
goombalax: @Pharmacistjudge the shot out of nowhere? on his birthday?!!
RedTag83: Is that a CBC shirt on Graham?
sallomon33: @Pharmacistjudge to be fair, unless you've seen his canlander gameplay, you might not even know
Lord_Hosk: "To be perfectly fair to Wiggins" (full stop end of line) -cameron
coriolis_storm: @redtag83 Yes
ContingentCat: I'm intrigued by the idea of a spicy cinnamon roll though
EvilBadman: @Lord_Hosk no you gotta add the pause to burp
sallomon33: @loufghyslaufey no, it's Prismari, not Izzet
loufghyslaufey: (gasps) What a nightmare...
A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk we’re allowed to be fair to him?
ZoomShark: @RedTag83 I just realized that..
RockPusher: All we know is that it's made of matter…
Mattmitchell45: There are only 5 Enchantments in this set
summerplaysmtg: oh my god, i caught a live
KortoVos91: What other sets have yall done sealed box leagues for?
LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hold on, the cinnamon challenge isn't because it's not spicy. Just because it's not capsacin doesn't mean it ISN'T spicy.
Pharmacistjudge: the airplane
BronzePanda: I cant stop looking at G's shirt, its.. hypnotizing
LRRbot: Ennis, Debate Moderator [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | When Ennis enters, exile up to one other target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / At the beginning of your end step, if one or more cards were put into exile this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Ennis.
Pharmacistjudge: what's our vector victor?
summerplaysmtg: LRR, i love your content!!!
Dandyfloss: stermcerved cerst
DarkMorford: Does Cori need a victory pip?
LRRbot: Molten-Core Maestro [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Menace / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, add an amount of {R} equal to this creature's power.
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LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
sallomon33: I like that in this set we see some actual gobbos from Arcavios
summerplaysmtg: 💜💜💜
TheOneInquisitor: @DarkMorford Nope this is a game 3 for funsies
Dandyfloss: who up blasting they tome
loufghyslaufey: Flashback for 4R? Sick.
e_bloc: big ups to wizard for depicting someone with a disability without making it their identity
LRRbot: Infirmary Healer // Stream of Life | Infirmary Healer [1G] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. // Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
Anubis169: Dandyfloss, I love that nickname
tdapenguin: @e_bloc seconded!
Anubis169:
well chosen
EvilBadman: And then you kinda do it at the end of Halo
LRRbot: Practiced Scrollsmith [R{R/W}W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [3/2] | First strike / When this creature enters, exile target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.
sallomon33: @e_bloc you mena the white blink guy or did I not notice sth in the gobbos art?
BrowneePointz: also, rad Wheelchair
CardiganNerd: The flying inklings are butterflies and birds which just happen to be the X and bluesky logos ?
TheOneInquisitor: Stream of life sure is a spell that exists
e_bloc: @sallomon33 white creature is depicted in a wheelchair
loufghyslaufey: @sallomon33 Well yes, but actually asking all the izzets out there from the chat.
EvilBadman: Works with all those flashback cards
sallomon33: ok, so the white guy, just making sure
benjamin_wheeler: yes
LRRbot: Studious First-Year // Rampant Growth | Studious First-Year [G] | Creature — Bear Wizard [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
loufghyslaufey: What kund of wurm again, Cameron?
Earthenone: !time
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loufghyslaufey: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 201 (new subscribers: 70, returning subscribers: 129, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 2), bits cheered: 1324, new followers: 61, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
sallomon33: I do like me some wood elves
DarkMorford: Blaze it?
Dandyfloss: it's steve that doesn't have to die
ZoomShark: @Earthenone Nice :3
EvilBadman: "I love this bear," Graham, evergreen
e_bloc: graham? loving a bear?
Paranundrox: @Dandyfloss It's a Steve that gets to die for more value
benjamin_wheeler: @Dandyfloss doesn't get to
e_bloc: name a more iconic combination
sallomon33:
oh no I can hear the bear saying it, it fits so perfectly
Dandyfloss: @benjamin_wheeler he can die on his own terms
BronzePanda: Thats oddly specific
solarsheeptoken: G is pretty bearable
LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
sallomon33: right, the drinking age in America, I almost forgot
BronzePanda: At least the bear did something at school, he got blasted
LRRMTG_Judge: those freshman don't understand how expensive textbooks are.
Bacon_Trail: if the first year bear is a 1/1, does it become a 2/2 bear upon graduation or just in the second year?
loufghyslaufey: "That bear is sus. What if its just Graham in disguise"? -Chat to the rest od the "Chat-room"
sallomon33: and was confused for a moment lol
e_bloc: damn you threw the book at him
RedTag83: @LoadingReadyRun can we confirm that Grahams shirt is indeed a CBC shirt so I can stop going crazy lol
LRRbot: Skycoach Waypoint | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "blast the bear" is the new "bolt the bird"
flatluigi: @RedTag83 it was confirmed
tdapenguin: @RedTag83 confirmed
anhakha: Pre-beared.
LoadingReadyRun: Tome Blast is when the first year students gets his reading list for his classes
MyrddintheWizard: Quote of the PPR: I Tome Blast the bear.
RedTag83: Ahh thanks
realbadatthis_: do we have an mtg socials link for LRR for this set?
loufghyslaufey: Waypoint, huh?
LRRbot: Hungry Graffalon [3G] | Creature — Missing [3/4] | Reach / Increment
TotallyNotaBeholder: Not a gruffalo?
LRRMTG_Judge:
tome blast is the first year going to the campus bookstore with his reading list and seeing the price.
sallomon33: Giraffe is a new type btw!
shortieXV: Cameron's line may be relevant someday which is cool
DarkMorford: @LRRMTG_Judge Accurate.
Graham_LRR: @sallomon33 no we’re Canadian, the age is 19, I was 18
e_bloc: finally, the first step towards giraffe tribal
LRRbot: Spirit Mascot [RW] | Creature — Spirit Ox [2/2] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
flatluigi: @realbadatthis_ bottom left of the screen
LRRbot: Fractal Tender [3GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [3/3] | Ward {2} / Increment / At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on this creature this turn, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put three +1/+1 counters on it.
e_bloc: also now my mutavault is suddenly also a giraffe
sallomon33: @Graham_LRR I meant NA overall, but good to know
summerplaysmtg: Which of the colleges seem the strongest so far? >:D
dasdardly: each end step oh no
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: mmm, 10-piece fractal tenders...
flatluigi: they all seem great
loufghyslaufey: @MyrddintheWizard Woop. Instant regret, Run Stark! RUN! Tis a Tome Blast!!
realbadatthis_: if it were a snake.. thanks all
Bugberry: I'm surprised Flycatcher Giraffid isn't a Giraffe. Maybe it will get errata later.
LoneGoat: it's thinking "yum, leaf"
Rustymugs: when so hungry nothing else matters
Dandyfloss: he's as tall as a giraffe and as hungry as a giraffe
sallomon33: @Bugberry yeah, that's what I'm hoping for too
JoannaTastic: brain's all nut
Dandyfloss: omg he's the ONLY printed giraffe typed creature too
LRRbot: Duty Beyond Death [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
ContingentCat: hehe duty
e_bloc: currently thats the only creature that is just a giraffe in magic
summerplaysmtg: oh theres duty beyond death? nice
summerplaysmtg: loved that in Tarkir
Bugberry: !card flycatcher giraffid
LRRbot: Flycatcher Giraffid [4G] | Creature — Antelope Lizard [3/5] | This creature enters with your choice of a vigilance counter or a reach counter on it.
e_bloc: interestingly enough, it shares its name with a organ transplate drug: Grafalon: a rabbit-derived immunosuppressant used to prevent acute rejection in solid organ transplants (e.g., kidney) and in stem cell conditioning
Bugberry: it's an Antelope for some reason.
LRRbot: Planar Engineering [3G] | Sorcery | Sacrifice two lands. Search your library for four basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant ｢ＶＥＮＧＡ ＢＵＳ｣ Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Intercity disco.
sallomon33: that is a lot of ramp
e_bloc: I love this card so much
DarkMorford: More tendies!
ContingentCat: incremental tendies are my favourite
Rustymugs: increment the chicken tendies
vigilanteheatengineer: well that goes in my Tifa deck
goombalax: its a sorcery and the lands enter tapped, but there was no other word for it but Big Harrow
e_bloc: scale up plus planar engineering is a nice way to use 5 mana to make tifa a 96 power creature
summerplaysmtg: Its even crazier if you sacrifice earthbent lands to get giga landfall triggers
Bacon_Trail: thanks paul!
DarkMorford: Yay Paul!
LoadingReadyRun:
Transmuted_Elf: Paul it is simply amazing
GredGredmansson: thanks paul
TheOneInquisitor: The overly is awesome
JKBalch: Paul did amazing work
sallomon33:
oh yeah, the overlay looks gorgeous, noticed it immediately!
Khalstrom: Ew
Dog_of_Myth: Great job Paul.
Dandyfloss: i'm sure that's fine with badgermole cub and tifa in standard
sallomon33: thank you Paul for the effort!
LRRbot: Lorehold Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. / • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
e_bloc: Paul is a legitimate wizard
Athelgar: Spelunking lets them all come in untapped too
TheOneInquisitor: The graffalon menace has been defeated
shortieXV: Graffaloff
flatluigi: the menaffalon
e_bloc: thank god giraffes are extinct in the metaverse again
LRRbot: Splatter Technique [1UURR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Draw four cards. / • Splatter Technique deals 4 damage to each creature and planeswalker.
dabudder: camerons learning how to splatter
sallomon33: ARE. YOU. CERTAIN?
e_bloc: that's a top 10 name of all time
Alyssa_Swift: Iterating the homies goodnight
goombalax: I'm sorry sensei, I have to use THAT Technique
LoneGoat: the homey would have lived if splattered for 4
LRRbot: Ambitious Augmenter [G] | Creature — Turtle Wizard [1/1] | Increment / When this creature dies, if it had one or more counters on it, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put this creature's counters on that token.
sallomon33: Tuttel!
BrowneePointz: a DAPPER turtle
@loadingreadyrun: we did see an interesting situation in Game 1 of this PPR, where Kathleen had an empty hand, but was still casting spells from prepare creatures
@RaidaTheBlade: I think your take is valid btw, should mention that before criticizing too much
@pharmacistjudge: alchemy also plays in a space that you can't deal with in paper because you have a machine enforcing rules. you can't play alchemy in paper without a judge because you alter hidden information
@flushmastercyclonis186: I mean everything in every recent set, going back at least a year. Complexity that slows play in paper and creep that invaalidates older sets in eternal formats (like EDH, the most popular single one)
@RaidaTheBlade: “Altering hidden information” is so much better than I could put it! That’s the biggest indicator of alchemy imo
@iSmartMan1: The only thing I take issue with is the implication that Magic hasn't done stuff like you're describing for decades already in different forms
@flushmastercyclonis186: @pharmacistjudge again, exactly my point. They're trying to replicate Alchemy in paper. It's unbalanced and takes forever to actually play in paper
@RaidaTheBlade: What? Nothing about prepared alters hidden info
@aceviru: C'mon cori
@flushmastercyclonis186: Assuming you trust your opponnent who assures you they can do the math faster than you
@iSmartMan1: g2g draft time at FNM
@RaidaTheBlade: What math are you talking about?
@RaidaTheBlade: I still have no idea what math in this set is hard (besides *maybe* the x^2 card)
@flushmastercyclonis186: Play a round of combat in alchemy, without the computer
@pharmacistjudge: it's at worst a variant
@flushmastercyclonis186: You're basically doing long chains of basic algebra everytime a spell is cast, a creature attacks, and an ability triggers
@aceviru: Looking forward to the sealed event
@RaidaTheBlade: Me too, Ace!
@joeltheowl3299: black and blue emeritus are the most spicy
@flushmastercyclonis186: It doesn't have to be hard it if it takes a minute and a half for someone good at math to do
@jjcard: I should start up a league with my friends again. last time we did that was a Dominaria Brawl league.
@OVER-KiLL: cinnamon is sawdust 🪵
@flushmastercyclonis186: There's just three different equations on the same card, and that one triggers three other things on the board
@RaidaTheBlade: You still havent said what math youre talking about though
@flushmastercyclonis186: "You have SO MANY triggers" -Serge, earlier in this stream
@RaidaTheBlade: What card has three “equations”?
@bladeraider91: What other sets have you done Sealed leagues for?
@RaidaTheBlade: OH
@RaidaTheBlade: Okay, so triggers is the complaint, okay I see
@aceviru: cinnamon can be spicy, depending on what is sourced
@RaidaTheBlade: As someone who played Soul Sisters back in the olden times, this is an oooolllldddddd problem
@OVER-KiLL: i work in a spice packing warehouse.
@zurran00: the spoonful of cinnamon challenge was one of the dumbest things Gen Z did
@aceviru: I drink cinnamon tea, but with imported cinnamon sticks
@OVER-KiLL: its all spicy when it is in the air
@flushmastercyclonis186: Play a tourny with 20 people and three take two minutes to figure out how much damage they can do with two bears and a burn spell.
@RaidaTheBlade: I am also remembering a pro tour or grand prix something back when bant blink was a standard deck where they had like every card in boths decks in play
@loadingreadyrun: @zurran00 I disagree. there are *WAY* dumber challenges
@pharmacistjudge: considering the toxic amounts of tumeric people are ingesting....the cinnamon challenge is tame
@flushmastercyclonis186: Add all the rules and straight up algebra (literally anything wit X damage, mana, toughness, number of cards drawn, exiled, bottled, etc
@Tyrfing42: That would work really well in an Airbending deck
@RaidaTheBlade: Fireball was in alpha
@flushmastercyclonis186: Also a spoonful of cinnamon is dumb, but as somebody that kinda did it on accident once, I've done dumber things at college parties in the ))s
@flushmastercyclonis186: 00s
@OVER-KiLL: anybody playing Arena Powered Cube ? i am a GOYF believer...
@RaidaTheBlade: I’ll def agree that there’s some people at tournies who can’t do basic math like 2+2+3 but that’s not anything new at all
@flushmastercyclonis186: How many times has Fireball been reprinted
@aceviru: Bear got a glow up
@stephenwampler1889: They are in the same room *right now*
@aceviru: not your 2/2 for 2 you knew back in high school
@RaidaTheBlade: At competitive events, if they can’t do math that’s on them. At a casual prerelease or wtvr, I don’t care about eaiting around for long rounds
@zurran00: @loadingreadyrun "one of" key phrasing
@OVER-KiLL: Tome Blast is nice
@OVER-KiLL: 📜🔥
@aceviru: "Tome blast the bear" *throws thick book at bear*
@flushmastercyclonis186: Now think of those can't do math types in a game with rules interactions that make a jigsaw shaped computer code style flowchart like the current set. How many turns do you expect to play in 50 mins?
@RaidaTheBlade: Fireball has been reprinted a lot over the years, but they usually do print better versions these days. Not like the math is really harder than fireball tho
@flushmastercyclonis186: How many cards in old sets had the word "double" in the rules text?
@pharmacistjudge: tome blast is the first year going to the campus bookstore with his reading list and seeing the price.
@RaidaTheBlade: Okay, so you want the game to be old maid with no math? That’s never been magic, and expert level sets have always had high complexity
@OVER-KiLL: 🚫🚽🌪
@flushmastercyclonis186: They print that at rare value now. Double power on landfall. Double the counters when a creature enters
@OVER-KiLL: :oops:Remember, Block, is a function and feature of Youtube Chat:yt:
@flushmastercyclonis186: Tifa does one, Ouroboroid the counters but every combat phase regardless of active triggers. Both in standard, both rares
@RaidaTheBlade: Yeah, this is really starting to come across like you want the game to just be boring and bad
@RaidaTheBlade: Complexity is important
@flushmastercyclonis186: Mossborn Hydra in a landfall deck is even worse
@flushmastercyclonis186: Also rare
@aceviru: @overkill it is :)
@RaidaTheBlade: Scute Swarm, Pack Rat
@flushmastercyclonis186: And not legendary
@flushmastercyclonis186: Neither is Ouroboroid
@OVER-KiLL: 🤭
@flushmastercyclonis186: 2 and 4 MV
@RaidaTheBlade: The math is easier on Ouroboroid
@aceviru: THANKS PAUL
@RaidaTheBlade: Good job, Paul!
@OctopusOwl: Excellent work Paul, the gradients are a nice touch
@flushmastercyclonis186: One is double counters, the other is add +[power] counters, in many cases this works out even, tho different effects exploit each
@OVER-KiLL: Paul is a Genius and a Gentleman
@aceviru: And he keeps us company
@flushmastercyclonis186: Oh yeah, Ouroboroid does it for your entire board
@flushmastercyclonis186: At rare, non legendary, 2GG
@flushmastercyclonis186: Tell me one creature from a set made at least three years ago for 4MV that does that much at that rarity
@OVER-KiLL: ⏰️always got Time for Crab🦀
@flushmastercyclonis186: It's just one example
@aceviru: Totle wizard!
Bacon_Trail: does casting a prepared spell trigger increment?
TheOneInquisitor: Fourth land yay
Bacon_Trail: Or is it just a copy?
LoadingReadyRun:
I feel like you REALLY want to be clear in your mind about what mode you want *before* you summon the fractal whale
sallomon33: damn Cori's deck name was kinda prophetic with how her games have turned out ngl lol
TheOneInquisitor: @Bacon_Trail Sure do
LRRMTG_Judge: yes it can.
shortieXV: @Bacon_Trail you bet your bacon
Bacon_Trail: neat! thanks all
Debatra: @Bacon_Trail Yep. You're actually casting the spell.
NarfBlinko: so would Sneak
anhakha: Does cori have the Lorehold dragon presumably?
LRRbot: Ark of Hunger [2RW] | Artifact | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {T}: Mill a card. You may play that card this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Typical Magic player. Give 'em 4 lands and they just complain about needing *5* lands
e_bloc: this card causes so much mayhem
LRRMTG_Judge:
you give a magic player a land, they'll ask for a treasure token too.
LRRbot: Homesickness [4UU] | Instant | Target player draws two cards. Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them.
LoadingReadyRun: Give 'em 20 lands and SUDDENLY they don't want lands anymore!
Dog_of_Myth: Very dead
LRRbot: Lorehold, the Historian [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/5] | Flying, haste / Each instant and sorcery card in your hand has miracle {2}. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Quandrix Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
sallomon33:
LRRMTG_Judge: the disrespect
Hykin__: Cameron hates fun confirmed
lamina5432: pain
loufghyslaufey: Oh, whiff!
Dandyfloss: way to dash the hopes and dreams of everyone
e_bloc:
tdapenguin:
crew module & service module separation completed safely!
Bugberry: opponent's, so you get another miracle trigger
KeytarCat: jibbers with a draw on op upkeep
Alyssa_Swift:
So you can miracle on your opponent's turn!
JKBalch: Kronk! Increment the homies
LRRMTG_Judge: !card pyretic ritual
LRRbot: Pyretic Ritual [1R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}.
TheOneInquisitor: It gets jiggy with it
LRRbot: Pyretic Ritual [1R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}.
EvilBadman: Miracle (2) with no color requirement is wild
KeytarCat: ok, ty, ttyl
Orxolon: LRR opened 3 of the 5 dragons today in their sealed pools huhu?
benjamin_wheeler: yes 100%
loufghyslaufey: Opt, thrill, brainstorm...
e_bloc: past in flames?
BrowneePointz: empty the warrens
benjamin_wheeler: OG has Grapeshot and Tendrils
BrowneePointz: and brain freeze
Dog_of_Myth: empty the warrens
unowngnome: You
benjamin_wheeler: this set has Freeze and Empty
LithelyUnshod: Empty
Alyssa_Swift: Brain Freeze is just a rare, not even a mythic
LoneGoat: flusterstorm too
flatluigi: it's got ad nauseum and angel's grace
imweasel09: tendrils of agony was in the first one wasn't it
sallomon33: yeah, you owuld need both archives combined for teh full experience
LithelyUnshod: Weather the Storm
Dandyfloss: there's a creature with a ritual as it's prepared spell too
e_bloc: dark rit was in the first one
loufghyslaufey: Eh... NOT, growh spiral...??
LRRMTG_Judge: grapeshot and tendrils was in the original strixhaven
loufghyslaufey: @LRRMTG_Judge (snaps) Mind's Desire.
insanecat6mtg:
everyone!
PorpoisesUnknown: ❤️ yall
lamina5432: do prepared spells count towards storm?
A_Dub888: didn’t Adam pull off a storm win on stream with original STX draft?
thaneofstuff: @lamina5432 You cast them, so yeah
Dog_of_Myth: @lamina5432 you are casting them
loufghyslaufey: @lamina5432 ...vaguely?
RockPusher:
Mods
ZoomShark: Gees gees
sallomon33: @lamina5432 yes, they're copies, but you're casting them from exile
ZoomShark: :3
flatluigi: boof paul
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
LRRMTG_Judge: Thanks everyone! - Natedogg
LRRMTG_Judge:
Thank you mods!
loufghyslaufey: Highs, Paul!
Mangledpixel:
tyrantcorporation: thanks all
ZoomShark: Big props to the Planes song
raulghoulia: *if*
ZoomShark: Amazing games
tdapenguin: thanks to everyone!
A_Dub888: @LRRMTG_Judge Thods (but seriously)
ZoomShark: :3
ratsalad304: w lrr moment
Darksualc: bye
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth:
JinaMahavira:
ZoomShark: 💙
Cyborg_Huey: I was just now able to tune in. womp womp
loufghyslaufey: Paul's Strixhaven misadventure when?
JinaMahavira: @Cyborg_Huey VODs a banger
ZoomShark: @Cyborg_Huey Vod coming soooon
sallomon33: @Cyborg_Huey there will be a vod at least! Though it's of course not the same
A_Dub888: moi?
EvilBadman:
I'm watching on youtube to dodge untimely ads.
loufghyslaufey: *misadventures
tdapenguin: yay book time!
e_bloc: I forget it this otaku jeff
Orxolon: yeeeeyyyy
e_bloc: I feel like the lone wolf had a different name
LithelyUnshod: @e_bloc It is
Transmuted_Elf: when do we get the Adam writes a choose your own adventure?
e_bloc: ty
ZoomShark: Soon: on the Loading Ready Run content juggernaut
Bugberry: Not Agni Kai?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh dang, been a while, excited for the return!
BusTed: bad sell
raulghoulia: booyah
TriseAlpha: but "kai" already means "greatest" or "godly"
NarfBlinko: they're fantastic streams
e_bloc: if Adam wrote a coya, it would only have sad endings
Strebenherz: spud! 3??
Aarek:
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
sallomon33: damn
NonchalantAvenger: Graham shirt is..... SOMETHIng
lamina5432: I need spud 3
Lord_Hosk: Magma Kai? is that when Kai Win went into the Fire Caves with Dukat to free the pa wraith?
accountmadeforants: PT
Alyssa_Swift: PT?
accountmadeforants: Playable Trailer
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: PT, I've got it still
EvilBadman: Samson, a real bad GTA attempt was this week
sallomon33: @Bugberry wrong franchise unfort
Bugberry: Put all of those games on a single flash drive and send them to LRR.
@Hoyty1: now that's a turtle I want in my magic
@flushmastercyclonis186: Now we get reloading card generators on creatures
@flushmastercyclonis186: IIRC it's Lluwen that spams diet lifelink 1/1 tokens for 1 mana and a card exiled from your graveyard at sorcery speed. You think that can't be exploited?
@aceviru: Eventually we'll get to 5th land
@OVER-KiLL: 🐺Dog Box📦
@jjcard: as someone who isn't good at card evaluation and doesn't do limited very often, the PPR is my best tool for what to do at the Prerelease
@flushmastercyclonis186: Unless I'm misunderstanding the mechanic
@RaidaTheBlade: Okay, yeah, this is just another FIRE design complaint, not a math complaint. FIRE design is controversial at best, so it’s not really a wild take
@aceviru: PPR is also just a good time in general
@OVER-KiLL: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
@aceviru: Win on every front
@RaidaTheBlade: I think the math/complexity argument is not a particularly strong one, but the core frustration of fire is one i get
@aceviru: We didn't believe in miracles hard enough
@LRRbot: Pyretic Ritual [1R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}.
@flushmastercyclonis186: Play with one fourteen year old that thinks math class is for losers at a LGS and I dare you to say that with a straight face
@aceviru: Now I'm sad Coris deck didn't get there :(
@OVER-KiLL: empty, freeze, rit, rit
@flushmastercyclonis186: Or a forty year old that says they don't think numbers and letters should mix
@flushmastercyclonis186: They're at most events of any size because humanity
@flushmastercyclonis186: Somebody has to play them
@aceviru: <3
@OVER-KiLL: 🔧💙
@loadingreadyrun: thanks to the youtube chat mods as well!
@aceviru: Ty Mr judge o7
@RaidaTheBlade: You’re arguing for designing for the lowest common denominator, which never works for games (or the education system, my teacher mom has SO many rants about the US’s no child left behind thing)
@flushmastercyclonis186: The set rules literally follow a format based on computer programming. Conditions, triggers, variables, and sequential operations
@RaidaTheBlade: Thanks mods!
@flushmastercyclonis186: Go back to BASIC: 10 If creature enters then effect X
@aceviru: me?!
@OVER-KiLL: LRR•SoS•PPR
@RaidaTheBlade: Was not designed for computer programming. Magic was designed by a mathematics phd, and they just happen to be the same math stuff that computers use
@jjcard: thanks Mods!
@RaidaTheBlade: Computer science is just applied mathematics (as are a lot of things)
@flushmastercyclonis186: There are a lot of similarities between math and programming, and Richard Garfield hasn't been designing Magic cards for a VERY long time
@RaidaTheBlade: Yes, but I’m using it to illustrate that mathematical concepts in magic deaign are Not new
@EpickBoi: Is the show over?
@flushmastercyclonis186: There are just five times as many in every turn
@jjcard: oh, my friend let me borrow some of the Lone Wolf books! ....still haven't read them
@flushmastercyclonis186: GREAT STREAM
@flushmastercyclonis186: Thanks for the ranting sandbox, really
@OVER-KiLL: CYOA With Adam and Beej, are F*CKiNG bangers
@flushmastercyclonis186: And a lot of good conversation, honest
@RaidaTheBlade: If they design for the lcd then the game would be incredibly boring
@flushmastercyclonis186: I'm just a natural debater
@RaidaTheBlade: Yeah! Discussions are fun
@flushmastercyclonis186: Also opinions
@RaidaTheBlade: I’m a master debater
BusTed:
sallomon33: that guy looks very edgy
Bugberry: deviled jams
Bacon_Trail: he's heating up!
tdapenguin: johny went to jaaaaam with the devil?
Dog_of_Myth:
CardiganNerd:
Jam made out of devils
EvilBadman: It's a mower game (or survivor-like) if you're boring
sallomon33: iiiinteresting
e_bloc: survivor like?
Bugberry: I hear Survival and think there's a hunger meter.
Mindfire13: Sounds rad
e_bloc: crypt of the vampire dancer
sallomon33: oooh, LRR STS 2 coop!
SAJewers:
does that mean heather and ian now have to play magic on rhythm cafe? 
NonchalantAvenger: who'll be playing?
Alyssa_Swift: Well, Magic's already Turing complete, why not become a rhythm game?
Bugberry: There is No Escape, as they say in Hades
A_Dub888: Have Spire, must Slay
raulghoulia: neat
flatluigi: still cronos?
flatluigi: they must love that game
lamina5432: might finish
EvilBadman: speaking of no escape: Cronos
Orxolon: Cronos the long game
ZoomShark: @A_Dub888 We know only violence
EvilBadman: that's a bithday ass
NonchalantAvenger: happy BD serge!!!
lamina5432: theres serges cake
MrSarkhan:
ContingentCat: we'll fix it in post
sallomon33:
flatluigi: i'm magic
thebuzzstreams: it's 2d
benjamin_wheeler: I have some terrible news, Serge
sallomon33: stupid sexy Serge!
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth:
benjamin_wheeler: no... not on your birthday
loufghyslaufey: Does Serge really want to know?
macbody2: I have a hankering for clicking on some magic links.
e_bloc: best not to ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
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ContingentCat: nice
GredGredmansson: i'll have to catch up on some games later
macbody2: Got any @loadingreadyrun
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tagonist_: Hey, that's my name
LoadingReadyRun: !mtgsos
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ContingentCat:
tomorrow
macbody2: thanks.
tdapenguin:
Integrity capsule expected to enter earth's atmo and lose radio contact in about 4 1/2 min
SanSanBlue: Dat Me
thebuzzstreams: @tdapenguin aww heck yeh
ContingentCat: Thanks everyone
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
insanecat6mtg:
Have a good day everyone!
thebuzzstreams: Thanks for the games
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam, Beej, and the voice of Paul for an afternoon of adventures and reading. Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (20:07 from now).
FenrisSchafer:
accountmadeforants:
jiantwitch: o/
Orxolon: this was great
jiantwitch: Thanks, and good night.
Orxolon: thanks for the stream
thebuzzstreams:
welllp, off to nasa for me, have a good one y'all
Orxolon: have a great one everybody!
JKBalch: This was a cool ppr
benjamin_wheeler: is this trivago commercial AI
macbody2: yay.
RockPusher: Artemis II re-entry beginning now for those who want some post-PPR viewing
benjamin_wheeler: or just poor dubbing
accountmadeforants: Oh hell CYOA Dice Friends into Watch+Play, this is going to be great
Juliamon: oof strobe warning for NASA stream
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