Dice Friends || Lone Wolf Book 6 - The Kingdoms of Terror

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   LoadingReadyRun: Book 6: The Kingdoms of Terror 😱
 accountmadeforants: Title change 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Oh no this better not be scary
  TXC2: kingdoms...plural, that much terror eh?
 TheMerricat: I appreciate the crew play these CYOA fighting books the same way as I did as a kid, eff the dice. I win. 
 ClodiumSoride: If anyone wants to follow along online, the book can be read at https://www.projectaon.org/en/xhtml/lw/06tkot/title.htm
 DeM0nFiRe: "So much terror, we needed a second kingdom to fit it all! Come on down to Terry's Discount Terror today!"
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loufghyslaufey: Woah. Keep the setup fof your setup today, Adam?
Aenir798: no
Omnipotrevor: You had some big magic lighting sword you almost never got to use, right?
  TXC2: Previosly on books!
loufghyslaufey: Its at least 11% sharper on you, right? Chat?
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 wench_tacular: this hole was made for me
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 RockPusher: throb
 NightValien28: throb throb throb
  TXC2: and Beej passed College you say?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RandomTrivia:  Beej is just writing unrelated fanfic
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 rosesmcgee: Maybe we resume that policy going forward
 accountmadeforants: At the end of this we gotta publish Beej's note as its own book 
 Vergotterung: Beej needs to release the notes doc
  TXC2: "why throb throb throb?" he questioned, of the AO3 story 
 MenomeAlice: Maybe Beej was throbbing
 Laurence72: Look, I write my RPG notes as my character writing in his diary, so I fully vibe with Beej's method
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Omnipotrevor: Simultaneously the highest and lowest position in the group
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Aenir798: Goku dies a lot
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  TXC2: heaven?
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 RockPusher: 
 bytecaster: Also alcohol gods
  Juliamon: "secretly"
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 tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn this is the sort of witty word work that i wish i had come up with 
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 ghyllnox: Hell yeah CYOA books
Aenir798: Didn't we find a giant diamond at one point
 ghyllnox: With Adam and Beej
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  TXC2: social invisibility
 bytecaster: @TXC2 I already mastered that skill 
 accountmadeforants: Invoke invisibility while browsing TIkTok, start talking like a Zoomer
  TXC2: bytecaster  same, people forget I'm in the room sometimes 
 ArtDecoSunburn: No hunting rats in cities?
 Vergotterung: I hope you still get to use telekinesis
 wench_tacular: handy
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Makes it easier to slip past people to the drinks and chips.
 raulghoulia: hope that comes up
 TheMerricat: Look Paul it's not 'normal' pathmanship. It's KAI Pathmanship. 
 bytecaster: Nice! We are like a pidgeon!
 kimmiekoneko: one of my favourite marginal superpowers
Pal_Friendpatine: I know what East is 
 DeM0nFiRe: "North is that way" "Ok, but which direction is our destination?" "No clue"
Pal_Friendpatine: where*
 couchboyj: You're mildly dyslexic and reverse your east and west frequently.
 bytecaster: So much content
  TXC2: couchboyj  ain't that the truth 
 ClodiumSoride: seven Magnakai books
 Vinewood_OG: North, the 1994 classic starring a young Elijah Wood? "Yeah, it's over there on the VHS shelf. Pardon our dust."
 wench_tacular: beej already cought us up
 bytecaster: If you get stuck in a loop, it's a draw!
 Vinewood_OG: difficulty level: narrative
 tdapenguin: @Vinewood_OG heh 
 LadyAiluros: I'm having Mallrats flashbacks
 RockPusher: Can Adam do the Judge Doom voice?
 LadyAiluros: "That KID is BACK on the ESCALATOR!!"
 tdapenguin: @LadyAiluros how many legs does he have?!!!
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 MenomeAlice: @loadingreadyrun My dress got caught in an escalator a few years ago, and people did in fact just stop and stare as I started getting dragged under until I hit the emergency stop.
  TXC2: bystander syndrome is real sometimes
 tdapenguin: @MenomeAlice i am depressed by this. but also very glad that the emergency stop worked and that you are here to tell us this terrible story
 tdapenguin: @MenomeAlice ....actually, maybe iif there were kids around, they would have moved more quickly to help?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MenomeAlice Yikes. Glad you could stop it.
 TheMerricat: Bystander syndrome and a lot of us folk have the reaction speed of a dead snail.
 rosesmcgee: It falls to you, Goofus, to protect the sacred text of the magna kai
 theymerLoviatar: I stopped the big escalator at Staten Island Mall once with my leather trenchcoat. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life
Invitare: should have bought a clock
 couchboyj: Skip recap button plz
 ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin I work in a museum with escalators. Based on accidents with kids and shoes last week, all employees have to do emergency training on stopping the escalators. So kids don't always act quickly.
 tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn thanks for the info. i suppose sometimes humans gonna human and be surprised by odd events....
 RandomTrivia: OH N
 lochnessseammonster: oh no  
 RandomTrivia: *NO
 GamerCat88:  paul
 Omthebox: So that's why it was so mildly useful
 tdapenguin: @TheMerricat   
 ClodiumSoride: this is some House of Leaves stuff
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 Garfy400: I still have my original 20 books from way way back in the day
  TXC2: TheMerricat  I put blood on velum like a real archivist 
Invitare: act quickly, you already wasted 3 years
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1
 rosesmcgee: For all intents and purposes, Kai master
Invitare: Lone Wolf never picked up the Kai discipline of literacy
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 Vinewood_OG: Last Jedi plot 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Invitare We specifically picked the skill for being able to read
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Omthebox: Ready Check
 couchboyj: The book is actually just Infinite Jest, that's why it took so long to read
Invitare: is it that strange if you're the only one who lives there?
 A_Dub888: hi friends, have we fallen down any pits?
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  no yet, we just started
Invitare: this is the road with all the filthy birds
 rosesmcgee: There's a referendum vote next year
 TheMerricat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat But Pathmanship specifically lets you read foreign languages. Not your own. 
 Nigouki: wow, we went Ubel on their ass
 bytecaster: We are ruthless
 MenomeAlice: Rename it "Lawful Good Road"
 wench_tacular: word went round
 accountmadeforants: Even the book is skipping combat now 
 kimmiekoneko: "don't fuck with the kai master road"
 Twilight_Spark: Everywhere except Sommerland is bleak, desolate, stinky, gross, and altogether unpleasant.
 raulghoulia: we're a cyptid
 TheMerricat: Chat, are we Frieren? 
 wench_tacular: doody
 A_Dub888: hee hee “mindful”
 Morrigan9: lengthwise?
 Omthebox: Random worldbuilding exposition
 Twilight_Spark: Anybody up for exploring Chekov's chasm...wait.
 TheMerricat: Oh, we are seeing the errata in effect chat! Different words!
 UnknownFriday: Oh, look, foreshadowing!
 Nigouki: how come they always get to "rise once again"?
 kimmiekoneko: casio keyboard city
   LoadingReadyRun: *see Lone Wolf book 4
 foopoiuyt: Why do people throw things down bottomless gorges? That never works.
 MenomeAlice: Great watchmakers in Casiorn
Invitare: use ancient magic powers to gamble
darkpks2: gambol
 GamerCat88: what we are broke...
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We cheated
 A_Dub888: gambling? I’m in
 NoxStryx: Did they just drop for the whole RPG trappings for this book and just write s 6novel?
 TheMerricat: BTW chat I don't know if it's just one of the books or the whole series but https://store.steampowered.com/app/279440/Joe_Devers_Lone_Wolf_HD_Remastered/ is on sale till the 16th. Normally $15 USD, currently $2 USD.
  TXC2: looks like the prediction markets have reached sommerlund too
 kimmiekoneko: the character is so powerful that they just auto-win every encounter
 kimmiekoneko: we know where the north gate is!
 calculated_uncertainties: I hard Cassiar and had a Road Quest flashback.
Invitare: Lone Wolf complaining about locals again
KnightRiderDDR: @theMerricat The game is a stand alone story not based on any of the books
 TheMerricat: @KnightRiderDDR Ah shucks.
 raulghoulia: aw I was hoping that the Gary Calk who drew this was the same Garry Chalk who voiced Optimus Prime. but they're different
 theymerLoviatar: @calculated_uncertainties Proceeding to imagine this adventure takes place in Cassiar
 calculated_uncertainties: 
 GamerCat88: doesnt the guard know we killed 3 bandits
 MenomeAlice: "What are you gonna do, spear me?" -Man who was speared
   LoadingReadyRun: Paul of gloom ->  
Invitare: wouldn't be Lone Wolf if he didn't complain about the stained and dirty buildings
 Nigouki: if we went elsewhere would an unstable boy approach us with a knife?
KnightRiderDDR: @theMerricat All the books are available in a digital format with a digital character sheet and all on google play. Just look for Lone Wolf Saga. Probably available on apple store as well.
 NoxStryx: Now way this isn't some sort of mirage,
 TheMerricat: @KnightRiderDDR Yeah I was fairly certain they were, I found that looking for them. 
 TheMerricat: Chat I also found the prequel books for Lone Wolf, before the monastery was burnt.  https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/777269/lone-wolf-goes-to-the-library-by-kiah-thomas-illustrated-by-k-fai-steele/
 accountmadeforants: @Twilight_Spark https://i.imgur.com/nciU9TE.png
Invitare: they recognise you from the Raider's Road whatsapp group
 Twilight_Spark: @accountmadeforants chef's kiss
 tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants excellent! 
 wench_tacular: as you wish!
 Omthebox: Gallons!?
Hoplon42: yes
Aenir798: What is with this economy
Invitare: don't pay and make her carry them back
 shendaras: The prices in this place
Hoplon42: 8 gold for beer?
Hoplon42: fuckin what?
Hoplon42: 8 pennies maybe
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b3853abdb3e.jpg
 wench_tacular: have you not seen German bar wenches?
 ghyllnox: 3 gold for a room for the night, 2 gold for one beer?
 cmdrud87: Octoberfest
 lochnessseammonster: no thanks, i choose life 
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  TXC2: tavern wenches were swole back in the day
Hoplon42: storng girl! bar?
 calculated_uncertainties: I think this author didn't actually visualize how much a half gallon was
 TheMerricat: @calculated_uncertainties I mean if we want to get into pedantry, they ordered ale, she served beer. 
 couchboyj: Pock face had a scratchy throat, ale cleared it right up
 calculated_uncertainties: @TheMerricat some people use those words as the same, so I'm gonna let that one pass.
 xVoxtric: oh hell yes
 RockPusher: I'm sorry, the War of the What?
 TheMerricat: The Lorestone is the ONE RING!
 tdapenguin: i'll let the statistics of small numbers explain why only one person (of four) has had the pox
  TXC2: Ale, beer, lager, stout, if it comes in a pint glass, it's the same 
Invitare: wow this man really does just keep talking when he's drunk
 Astramentha: @txc2 what about root beer
 SquareDotCube: ah, I see, one of those things where we destroy the mcguffin for the greater good
  TXC2: Astramentha  no alcohol, so doesn't count
 Astramentha: @txc2 
 calculated_uncertainties: @Astramentha it's a small bear, which is basically no alcohol. same for birch beer and ginger ale
 A_Dub888: He thought he had Main Character Shields
Invitare: fun fact: Not blood. It's actually a muscle lubricant called Myoglobin
 bytecaster: Rude!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Germ Theory isn't a Kai discipline
 bytecaster: Look at this ugly unc
 calculated_uncertainties: is it haunted?
 SquareDotCube: welp, we lost our horse, again
 RockPusher: dun dun duuuuuuun
Aenir798: "Welcome. Welcome, to Room 17."
 Nigouki: it's the room with the mirror on the ceiling above the bed
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the economy here makes no sense, one beer, a plate full of roast beef, and a night at the inn all cost the same amount?
 RockPusher: Beer *is* expensive
Hoplon42: you spend 1600 dollars
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe gold is cheap in this world
 wench_tacular: inflation be like that
KnightRiderDDR: no wonder the guy is gambling
 SquareDotCube: gen z is killing alcoholic drinks 
 wench_tacular: sweet codpiece
 Nigouki: The man known as "The Package" attacks you!
 accountmadeforants: Why does he only have one pant leg?
Invitare: @SquareDotCube But we millenials already killed everything
  TXC2: that is a thin mouth and WIDE checks
 MenomeAlice: It's Lord Farquad!
 calculated_uncertainties: @wench_tacular that thing isn't phallic at all, it is an utter disgrace!
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
Pteraspidomorphi: Remember rule one
 sporkraptor: well they could describe a small offensive old man
 TheMerricat: "Look, I couldn't find anything wrong to say about this guy, so he's inoffensive."
 couchboyj: He's inoffensive to lone wolf, because, as an old man, he's just as racist to the locals
 accountmadeforants: Inoffensive streamer, doesn't have any gamer moments
Omnipotrevor: Mostly Harmless
 Vinewood_OG: Young? 
 Astramentha: get his ass
 rosesmcgee: That old man needs to be a wizard and just vaporizes that dude.
 tdapenguin: why bow indoors?
 RandomTrivia: Oh can we punch this guy yet
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: good guy with a bow
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 Tom_Bruise: Anyway, I started blastin'
Pteraspidomorphi: South gate maybe
Aenir798: "fire" a bow, huh...
 tdapenguin: crowbow?
 Tom_Bruise: yeah you don't load bows, you draw
  TXC2: you knock a bow
 Tom_Bruise: and you don't fire, you loose
 RockPusher: How far away were you sitting that using the bow was faster than walking over there?
 Vinewood_OG: Calm down, Van Helsing
 rosesmcgee: Obi Wan could have done that too but he cut that guy's arm off instead
 SquareDotCube: don't even need the bow
 couchboyj: Telekenisis, Kai!  Mind bullets.
 ClodiumSoride: the tier 1 disciplines aren't cool enough to use anymore
Pteraspidomorphi: Guess what I have in my hat
Mai_Andra: <pulls a quarter from behind your ear>
Invitare: My name is Adam. I'm a streamer
 Morrigan9: I'm ____, a content creator.
 RockPusher: This is Paul. He's a techno-wizard.
 Tom_Bruise: I reckon you could pull off such an introduction if you were, like, a surgeon
  TXC2: I heard that as Zippo tricks 
 SquareDotCube: simple tricks or zippo tricks? Because I believe the latter
 Jillexie: "Do you know the orestone-lay of aretta-vay?"
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 sporkraptor: I love the idea that we've just been introduced to the Great Villain of this story
 Tom_Bruise: well, we are a gossip, aren't we?
 SquareDotCube: mind blast time
 RandomTrivia: WOW Beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why should he have known?
 Tom_Bruise: wait, we just pulled a "Don't you know who I am?" routine and it worked?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because everyone knows who the silly idiot is?
 Omthebox: Age:Immortal Status: dead
 Tom_Bruise: well yeah, it's like that Naz'gul, like "No man can kill me. Oh. I guess they could"
 calculated_uncertainties: auditory process off, I heard A man on reddit.
  TXC2: Kerning baby!
 goombalax: Storncount is 1
 Jillexie: Paul, when I read these as a kid, I had the same issues (why is it not Stormlands).
  TXC2: "we're out of stornt licence plates"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Staumlands
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Stornt down for what?
 MenomeAlice: Remember 10 years ago when nobody knew what 'kerning' was?
Invitare: what happens in room 17 stays in room 17
 wench_tacular: we don't talk about it
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  
 NotCainNorAbel: what happens in room 17 stays in room 17
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel That sounds like the subtitle for an SCP, but an old one
Invitare: the vile, hated crows
 accountmadeforants: Those crows are back on the escalator again!
 goombalax: Crows are making bank
 Tom_Bruise: is that a hobbit about to be slashed in half in that drawing?
 Morrigan9: duolingo
 accountmadeforants: Do a don? Don't mind if I do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Duadon is so close to a LotR thing
 calculated_uncertainties: the silver bow of duolingo
 MenomeAlice: "THE AVERAGE AGE OF A SOLDIER IN STORN WAS SEVENTEEN, S-S-S-SEVENTEEN"
Invitare: time to cheat at another tournament
 Nigouki: mad_max_that's_bait.gif
 Thefluffiestguineapig: X gonna give it to you?
 Tom_Bruise: @Thefluffiestguineapig that and Slovia is just Slovenia with two letters removed
 v_nome: We're gonna find out the only trick the magician knows is making our horse disappear
Invitare: If you don;t have a bow why did you enter the tournament?
  TXC2: Slovia, Slovenia, Slovakia, it's like a pokemon evo line 
 Jillexie: Lone "Loot Goblin" Wolf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or it at least gives you the option
 Morrigan9: is there a Kai power of cheating?
 goombalax: @Morrigan9 all of them
 rosesmcgee: @Morrigan9 Every Kai power
 ClodiumSoride: weaponmastery w/ bow is probably an auto-win
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare "If you have no bow, turn to page 3" and you get arrested and lose would be a thing in Fighting Fantasty 
dabudder: a silver braided what?
 goombalax: you heard him
 rosesmcgee: Dammit @goombalax 
 ClodiumSoride: not autowin, but close
 tdapenguin: @dabudder pickle
 Omthebox: Just random huh
 Tom_Bruise: I'd love it if one of these books had that thing from Super Paper Mario where you can just refuse to do the quest and it just gives you a game-over
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin Does it start as a silver braided cucumber then you brine it 
 Omthebox: Dice werent invented yet
 RockPusher: Is the random number chart the same for this book?
 tdapenguin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i like this idaea!
 accountmadeforants: Random numbers, chosen by fair dice roll
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
 Omthebox: Beej's Hands
 Morrigan9: musta been the wind
Invitare: used the Kai Discipline of Beej
 ClodiumSoride: ah, the Magnakai discipline of Beeg
  TXC2: I'll allow it
letsbelgo: judge
 calculated_uncertainties: the magna kai discipline of BEEJ
 TheAinMAP: 
 theymerLoviatar: the Hand of Beej
 ClodiumSoride: @Invitare one brain cell
 UnknownFriday: An 8 is a 0 wearing a belt.
 RandomTrivia: HypeLUL]
 RandomTrivia: 
 rosesmcgee: MTG Superjudge, btw
 Tom_Bruise: does... Is it just me, or does his hair look like a butt?
 SquareDotCube: good... at a staring contest
 RandomTrivia: We didn't even have to use a Kai power to win
  TXC2: face like a Moai
 accountmadeforants: Altan Brawn
Pteraspidomorphi: Nerfed
Invitare: how did this random wandering festival even get this legendary silver bow?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingLuckyTurnipMVGame-e9cgnJI4cyAQFzFD
 SquareDotCube: just telekinesis bullseyes
 tdapenguin: @Invitare ask no questions and be told no lies?
 Garfy400: Some of the magnakai books were virtually impossible if you brought a character forward
Aenir798: never heard of it
Omnipotrevor: This is the first time I've heard that word
 sporkraptor: I bet if you get a 0 everybody dies
 calculated_uncertainties: hot single wolves in your area?
 ClodiumSoride: @sporkraptor the bow splits in half, and everybody laughs at you
 GamerCat88: "a Jakan is a specialized longbow used by coastal fishermen in Vassagonia to hunt barbidahn and squid"
 DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:08:00.
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 Omthebox: Do we get paid in gold
 GamerCat88: get back and Cyrilus is dead
 DigitalSeahorse: !next
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 sporkraptor: and then you get mugged
Invitare: yet another distraction from your urgent mission
 GamerCat88: broken castle with a spa
 sporkraptor: he's trying to poison you!
 DigitalSeahorse: oh I got the time zones mixed up but yay Adam reading 
 calculated_uncertainties: gotta stay hydrated
 tdapenguin: @DigitalSeahorse yay, you made it!
 BraveOthello: We literally have a jar of bath water
 NoxStryx: I bet that dice roll was like checking to see if the old man got mugged while you were gone
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: @tdapenguin  
 calculated_uncertainties: horse theft!
 GamerCat88: Lone Wolf kai water
 RockPusher: Gamer spa water?
 theymerLoviatar: NAPS !
 RandomTrivia: I like him more already
Wolfstrike_NL: 
 SquareDotCube: We must be in Spain
 RandomTrivia: "Aha! A side quest!
 GamerCat88: Storn nap count 2
  TXC2: speaking of naps, time for me to sleep!
 RockPusher: We can trust his judgement since he's well-rested
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam, Beej and Paul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very fast
 tdapenguin: @TXC2 good sleep!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Night TXC2
 e_bloc: 2222
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 BraveOthello: And who three that around, huh?
 GamerCat88: Dark Souls roll to safety
 BraveOthello: *threw
 DigitalSeahorse: *remembers sometimes running a half km to catch a bus in 10 min*
 NoxStryx: I hope that is the name of the beast, the shambling blunt nose monster
 Tom_Bruise: wait, there's just a monster hanging out at this spa?
 ConspiracyOfCartographers: What do we do if we have two bows?
 sporkraptor: see, Carl knew there was a monster here, he's trying to get you killed!
 DigitalSeahorse: in high school I got a lot of speed walking in
 BraveOthello: New series new weapon class
Aenir798: Brand new technology: the bow
 GamerCat88: what if you shot your sword by using the bow
 accountmadeforants: I remember when every FPS started adding bows for some reason. (Crysis, Destiny 2, etc.)
 rosesmcgee: Depends on the season
Invitare: I thought it was a castle
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Sat 05:00 PM PDT (2:40 from now).
 sporkraptor: haunted spa chapel castle
 GamerCat88: the combination Taco Bell/ KFC
 theymerLoviatar: it's a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
  Juliamon: kneecap this mofo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But that will stop it
 Tom_Bruise: I want this monster to feel pain and fear before it dies
 wench_tacular: femoral artery pretty vital
 GamerCat88: @theymerLoviatar YES hehe
 Nigouki: the walking pumps the blood
 Mollylele: spa + haunted mansion + chapel just sounds like any wedding venue
 rosesmcgee: Like Kirk in Star Trek VI
 Vinewood_OG: Laughs in Undiscovered Country
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BraveOthello: Maybe it's got knee-balls like that one star trek alien
 RockPusher: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain"
 goombalax: the gas leak sound
 BraveOthello: Good, were all on the same page
 theymerLoviatar: @Mollylele actually now that you put it like that, it sounds like the Wieliczka Salt Mine in Poland
 Tom_Bruise: Handweapon? As opposed to the footweapon that is the longbow?
Invitare: in a twist this is actually jus the spa's masseuse
 Nigouki: we came here to fill a jar, we're filling that jar
 rosesmcgee: Evading combat seems more interesting.
loufghyslaufey: So.... "double tap"?
 RockPusher: From here‽
 accountmadeforants: It just zooms in on your face and all you see are the flashes from the laser sword shining on your face and reflecting in your cold eyes
 Astramentha:    
 tdapenguin: are we gonna remove this from the water supply area?
 BraveOthello: Yeah chug that bath water!
 RandomTrivia: Is the water also full of parasites?
 Nigouki: loot!
Invitare: @RandomTrivia that's what gives it its healing properties
 theymerLoviatar: @BraveOthello Gamer Creature Bath Water
 accountmadeforants: @RandomTrivia Free protein
 sporkraptor: the parasites are larval forms of that monster, if you drink the water they'll gestate in your tummy like Alien
 DigitalSeahorse:   parasites
 theymerLoviatar: @sporkraptor gotta have an heir for the legacy of the Kai
 goombalax: maybe if you did that the people have time to catch up to you
 sporkraptor: @theymerLoviatar bhaaaaaaa
 Nigouki: ham is a type of mace
 sporkraptor: oh hey, +1!
 couchboyj: Detritus of Decay if my Cradle of Filth cover band
 tdapenguin: but i don't wanna touch the rest of the icky nonsense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Loot goblin for the win!
 tdapenguin: adam makes a point
 fragilepaper: 
 Tom_Bruise: Surely they didn't get to the weapon in time to defend themselves against whatever killed them
 GamerCat88: what if its the rats warhammer
 TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: >befriend the rat
 DigitalSeahorse: I imagine if a drought howled it would be howling: "WATER!  Pls water!"
 sporkraptor: that rat will fight you
 tdapenguin: @DigitalSeahorse our kai senses of weather talking can parse the words from the dry winds crying throughout the area.
 RockPusher: Now serving: rope
 sporkraptor: so plenty of time for the parasites to find you
 RockPusher: Bro! 
 Twilight_Spark: Bronin with the BROS.
 RockPusher: Bro-Hammer 40K
 DigitalSeahorse: Bronie alloy?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 accountmadeforants: Bronin: A ronin who's a bro
 goombalax: The Last Bronin
 rosesmcgee: The kai take a vow of poverty. hence all the looting
 RockPusher: 
Invitare: we lost it
 Twilight_Spark: No, it's my brain cell.
 Twilight_Spark: Mine.
 hieroglyphica: No my orange cat has it rn
 jadielady: but mom said it's my turn with the brain cell
 NotCainNorAbel: meow
 accountmadeforants:  
 Vinewood_OG: Careful, it's a rental
 Astramentha: [chewing faster]
letsbelgo: its a trap, he just wants two brain cells finally
 tdapenguin: am i the only one who put their braincell in adam's hand
 BraveOthello: Hey we ALL had the same joke for the "vital organ"!
 RockPusher: Us, the chat:    Adam, the streamer:  
 RandomTrivia: 
 accountmadeforants: They say "put things in the first place you'll look" but there's only so much I can fit in my pockets
 hieroglyphica: I map it in my mental room map, the problem is when I thoughtlessly put it down because my attention was redirected and then I don't 'take a picture'
 Omthebox: I thought you were supposed to put things in the last place you look
 BraveOthello: There it is!
  Juliamon: Now he's napping (unwilling)
 RockPusher: Well he's definitely napping *now*
Invitare: sweet, free staff
 GamerCat88: must safe new frend
 BraveOthello: Kid-napping
 tdapenguin: wait, they didn't horse-steal whilest they were there?!??? horses are good monies
 sporkraptor: he staged a fake kidnapping
 gualdhar: raw dogging '39 sounds like a historian reliving the start of WW2
 GamerCat88: bless you
 Omthebox: Adams classic mistrust of wizards
 tdapenguin: @Omthebox they put people in jars, you know
 Omthebox: I've heard that
  Juliamon: he's not a wizard, he's a mage
 Tom_Bruise: "If you have the brainwizard power, do the correct thing"
 NotCainNorAbel: puppy
 GamerCat88: what the dog doing
Aenir798: What if the riders learned to fly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's such a specific time period
 sporkraptor: "they never leave the village, they stay, raise families and die of old age while you wait in the tree"
 Omthebox: They've never played a hero shooter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Walk in each other's foot steps DAMNIT you beat me to it Beej
 Akaiatana: I made a tusken cloak for that. Can I post links without automod getting me?
Invitare: "recapture"??? "Free" surely?
 sporkraptor: more xp if you take out their camp
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 GamerCat88: yeah wait recapture... he came with us freely originally
Invitare: he's finally having this afternoon nap
  Juliamon: I don't think we have any automod on links other than discord
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Akaiatana: Okay.
 ConspiracyOfCartographers: pew pew
Aenir798: The illusion of choice~
 Bruceski: So anyway I started arrowing
 rosesmcgee: No. It would be two horses. One riding the other.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: the Invisible Woman (Sue Storm) has this problem
 accountmadeforants: Your clothes also get a New York accent and blend in perfectly
 RockPusher: He doesn't like going topless since you can see in his pants
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 DigitalSeahorse: Invader Zim  
 sporkraptor: these bandits are too dumb to survive, obvbiously
 Akaiatana: This is my Tusken asexual cloak, it also has Grey: https://i.imgur.com/b0OU8Yn.jpeg
 sporkraptor: this is natural selection at work
Invitare: wait a second
Invitare: they stole your horse
Invitare: you lost a horse AGAIN
 NoxStryx: I thought he was a magician, not a wizard
 SquareDotCube: he's back
 sporkraptor: it's Sir Pissyface!
 RandomTrivia: We have successfully recovered our new boyfriend, Nap King
 Omthebox: @Akaiatana Very good
Invitare: he's inoffensive
 GamerCat88: he has to nap to recharge his powers
 Tom_Bruise: "He's just a schmuck, why would anyone kidnap'em?"
 shendaras: Is that the thing you would have gotten in the first book if you had helped the wizard, or whatever?
 SquareDotCube: can't broach this dude
 Tom_Bruise: well can't ride around on a floozy of a horse
  Juliamon: shendaras that was a pendant iirc
 GamerCat88: that horse has leg insurance for sure
 goombalax: I mean technically he owes you an arrow
 RandomTrivia: Oh... that's probably fine
 SquareDotCube: didn't we stab that dude in the last book
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the incantation to summon a demon is literally "tag us in?"
 RatherLargeToad: oh no, he’s a LARPer!
 Tom_Bruise: perhaps we should've stabbed that dude harder
 HadesLeprechaun: You're so very ready to abandon your napping companion
 theymerLoviatar: hey, what's wrong with being a larper
 ClodiumSoride: Big Giant Circles has a new album out at Bandcamp, it's a game OST
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 theymerLoviatar: alright book enthusiasts, I have to go to bed so I can larp tomorrow, hope the Lone Wolf continues wolfing
 RockPusher: The invisible man anime Beej mentioned earlier - it is very wholesome: https://i.postimg.cc/XNgVsXCm/mpv-shot2248.jpg
 RandomTrivia: @theymerLoviatar Have fun - try not to summon any demons named Tagazin
 DigitalSeahorse:  
dabudder: everything according to keikaku
 GamerCat88: i mean we dont know if Room 17 would have had the old man in it already or not...
 bytecaster: Illusion of choice might come into play
 ClodiumSoride: the book does go through several chokepoints, where all paths converge
 RockPusher: This feels like a situation where having a tactical nuke-the-undead sword would help 
  Juliamon: Summonation Army
 sporkraptor: what in summonation
 Laurence72: We are a par of the Summon Nation!
 LordZarano: "Wiktionary does not yet have an entry for summonation."
 RockPusher: I should re-watch it
 ClodiumSoride: You have been selected by the Star League to defend the Frontier from Zur and the Kodan Armada...
 RockPusher: I watched it a lot when I was a kid
 UnknownFriday: Practical Effects. That's the charm that was lost.
 RockPusher: I think probably first as a video game
 accountmadeforants: Captain Disillusion is fantastic
 GamerCat88: one of my fav films as a kid Flight of the Navigator
 ClodiumSoride: oh yeah, that video was great, and a little sad seeing the fate of the ship model
 abaddon2501: I miss practical effects
 tdapenguin: so,
 RatherLargeToad: Don’t buy your zombie summoning medallion on Temu
 RockPusher: Okay, so we get to one-shot him at the end of the book, surely
Invitare: if only you had a jar of magic healing water that could save him
 tdapenguin: 'horribly out of control' can be fixed by the summor leaving the scene?
 sporkraptor: oh no, Carl. and then he explodes!
 RockPusher: oops - I thought that said the Magnakai Discipline of Curling
 rosesmcgee: Curing? We're gonna smoke this guy?
 goombalax: what about the discipline of Keurig
 GamerCat88: but we have spa water
 TheAinMAP: 
Aenir798: "Tell me something new, dying man"
 Tom_Bruise: yeah, but that's *our* spa water
 Tom_Bruise: we've earned it
 RatherLargeToad: The last nap
 RockPusher: You bury him in the graveyard the dead were just rising from…
Invitare: there's a lot of empty plots in that graveyard now
 sporkraptor: you needed that staff, damn
 GamerCat88: we didnt even get to see a magic trick from him
 tdapenguin: it's pretty easy to get to 6ft down when all the six-feet-downers just came up
 Omthebox: Its free realestate
 Omthebox: How does a torch Gutter
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 Vinewood_OG: Theo'done
 tdapenguin: @Omthebox if it's running out of it's flammable material and/or it's breezy
Invitare: better look around for another inoffensive old man to drag around the country
   LoadingReadyRun: How far in are you? About halfway
 HadesLeprechaun: I hope the book keeps reminding you of the dead old man
 Omthebox: @tdapenguin I see I see. There is just a distinct lack of torches these days
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Half way of? Good question, next question
 RatherLargeToad: I’m a PC
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 RockPusher: 
 sporkraptor: whaaaaaat
Invitare: Professor Oak disliked that
 sporkraptor: nooooo
 Vinewood_OG: Nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the riddle of "one tells the truth, one always lies"
letsbelgo: hell yeah
 RandomTrivia: WAT
GedankenPalast_: at least one?
 gualdhar: what is this nonsense
GedankenPalast_: huh?
 gualdhar: cancel this author, streamer!
 Mollylele: gender is performance!
Aenir798: They're both lying?
 sporkraptor: this is the worst trick tbh
 lirazel64: The conjuror is named Estrogen.
loufghyslaufey: Fake! Fake witch! Seize them!
 Vinewood_OG: The 1900s were a stupid place
 tdapenguin: answer: they're both ninbinary => all monies ot the magicina
 RatherLargeToad: these betting markets are getting out of hand
dabudder: well both of them would have to be lying
 SquareDotCube: we can cheat
dabudder: so you know which one is which
 NoxStryx: They are both lying
 Tom_Bruise: oh, oh this is Gambling-gambling
 Vinewood_OG: When they were written!
 Jillexie: "I'm seeing double. Four Krustys!"
 DigitalSeahorse: is this like one of them ALWAYS lies?  does the other one ALWAYS tell the truth?  Is it just about their gender?
 NoxStryx: It is AT LEAST one is lying
 raulghoulia: I was born in the 1900s
 gualdhar: THAT IS THE 1900S
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the 1900's
ragoxzy: 1985
 NoxStryx: If they are for sure a boy and a girl and ONE has to be lying, they are both lying
 tdapenguin: maybe they're both wearing wigs!
dabudder: either the wizard is lying to us or they both lied
Invitare: how is this a conundrum
 GamerCat88: watch they arent children
 DigitalSeahorse: did one of them come out just now and the other one lied to make them feel better about it?
 tdapenguin: @Invitare well, i'm confused.
 Tom_Bruise: bet all the money, they're all full of it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The answer is cheat with Kai skills
Omnipotrevor: They had to both be lying or telling the truth
Aenir798: The guy said that at least one of them lied
 sporkraptor: the correct answer is "this is all completely stupid" and you kill everyone and take all their money
 ClodiumSoride: "at least" one is lying
 Akaiatana: He said at least
Omnipotrevor: Then it has to be both lying?
 SquareDotCube: the sorcerer is lying?
Aenir798: they both have to be lying
 Tom_Bruise: but maybe when he said one of them's lying, he meant *himself*
 Jillexie: Both are lying.
 DigitalSeahorse: so they may not being lying about gender?
 sporkraptor: they're actually not children
 Astramentha:     
 tdapenguin: i think we're supposed to be much more drunk for this
 RandomTrivia:    
 Tom_Bruise: Gambling is easy
 Jillexie: Doubled up!
 gibbousm: 
letsbelgo: second brain cell coming in handy
 Mollylele: no scope gender reveal
Omnipotrevor: How is this conjuring?
 adept_nekomancer: Two brain cells?  In this economy?
 Laurence72: Wha???
dabudder: @Omnipotrevor conjuring money directly into my bank account
 Jillexie: Put some coins in your boot.
 Omthebox: Shoved some gold in your shoes
 DeM0nFiRe: Reported to Blizzard, enjoy your VAC ban
 YFiddler: 
Invitare: "whichever one naps the most"
 Tom_Bruise: would we be taking on a squire?
 DigitalSeahorse: would that be kid napping?
GedankenPalast_: ^
 DigitalSeahorse: literally
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Jillexie: Inflation
 YFiddler: golden eggs
 Jillexie: Egg prices amirite
Invitare: why is the bread black? Is it weevils?
 tdapenguin: dude, do we never use anything other than gold ? where's those silvers and coppers and whatnots
 tdapenguin: @Invitare 'cause it's good for you!
 rosesmcgee: it's in hock
 ClodiumSoride: they're probably very small coins
 Tom_Bruise: "Oh, I don't have 20 bucks for a room, here's Excalibur for a night in the shed I guess"
 wench_tacular: monster!
 tdapenguin: @ClodiumSoride if they're small enough that i can loose them to static electricity in my pocket, then they're too small
 YFiddler: 
Invitare: bonus points if you don't even eat it warm. You let it cool first
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 noSmokeFire: damn, rats act fast
 RandomTrivia: 
 Jillexie: At least the rats didn't take the laser sword
Omnipotrevor: Where's the health inspector?
 accountmadeforants: I say the rats also took the Summersword
Aenir798: Watch as they also steal all the gold
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 tdapenguin: the gold coins static-cling to their coats
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BombasticResilientRingShadyLulu-WbV6eAjUC8_K-9zX
 s1ck1y: what a bunch of gamers
Aenir798: "A rat was stuck in my bag and I eat it"
 Bruceski: one of the rats is still in the sack. Same thing really.
 YFiddler: say  it right
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 rosesmcgee: "Cyrilus used to be old"
 Mollylele: oh jordynne you just missed the "guess a child's gender" game
 accountmadeforants: @Mollylele Now now, we had to guess *two* children's genders, very different 
 gualdhar: but we have so much money!
Aenir798: What if a page is like "if you have Alether berries, turn to..."
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 tdapenguin: maybe we walked in on his other side? so he couldn't see us?
 matthaus_c: but little did you know, Brass is made of Helin
 Laurence72: Ancient pan flutes were all wood
 YFiddler: 
 realbadatthis_: 3C
 spethycakes: sweat + leather = sweater?
 tdapenguin: wow, we're learning to tollerate other folks -- no smell was horrific
 RatherLargeToad: If you still had Cirilis, you could get him stuffed
 RockPusher: gotta have somewhere to get your monster-beaver stuffed
 NotCainNorAbel: Here is the dragon that a slayed
 wench_tacular: @RockPusher 
plundypops: suspicious
 Vinewood_OG: Mantaur!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ClodiumSoride: Midsommar flashbacks
  s1ck1y: build a bugbear
 RockPusher: Taxidermy‽ I'm in!
 Laurence72: Taxidermy is just one step away from Necromancy
 rosesmcgee: @Laurence72 But it's a big step
 Manae: Anyone remember immortal skin zombies in Dwarf Fortress?
 matthaus_c: elden ring had the wizard guy with the taxidermy potion
 spethycakes: I was in Taxidermy Club in high school
 spethycakes: Mostly the teacher who led the club boiled beaver skulls in the back room
 RockPusher: Recreational Taxidermy 
 tdapenguin: from what i've read, adam has the basic idea right
 Orxolon: sometimes i drive a taxi,does it help?
 DigitalSeahorse: fanatic!  we're all fans of something
 matthaus_c: @Orxolon is it a skin taxi
   LoadingReadyRun: so soft
 A_Dub888: “What’re ya buying?”
 foopoiuyt: That's the description I imagined from that voice.
 Orxolon: @matthaus_c no,but is tight
 tdapenguin: if we're gonna fuck around, we might as well find out?
 NoxStryx: If you are going to f*ck around you might as well find out
 matthaus_c: @Orxolon good enough for me!
 Orxolon: @matthaus_c 
 tdapenguin: we're gonna die! let's goooooo!
 tdapenguin: to clarify: let's go into the back
 shendaras: I mean, the last Kai might be an excellent trophy to preserve and show off.
 foopoiuyt: I've got taxidermied animals, do you want to get in the van?
 ArtDecoSunburn: This guy is clearly Vincent Price.
 DigitalSeahorse: @ArtDecoSunburn  
 DeM0nFiRe: "Come with me to this room no one knows you entered where I keep my implements for rending flesh"
 Orxolon: eulogy: and he died at the hands of a taxidermist,who would have thought?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 tdapenguin: @Orxolon 
 Twilight_Spark: I feel like this is frustrating game design, because I wanna see this interaction to the end but it's waving a red flag the size of a small country.
Invitare: this entire thing is just a long series of red flags
 spethycakes: 
 Jillexie: Red. Flag.
 RandomTrivia: First we get stuffed, then we get stuffed
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jchinnock: inconceivable
 wench_tacular: we've come this far
 Orxolon:   
 matthaus_c: two stuffings, at the same time~
 YFiddler: 
 Astramentha: he’ll no he’s immune to iocaine powder
Invitare: it would be great if this whole this was a just a completely innocent, unrelated diversion
 matthaus_c: for the love of god, Montresor
 tdapenguin: ominious choices, here
 Laurence72: And drugged!
 wench_tacular: curing? why?
 ClodiumSoride: uh oh...
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 Orxolon: haahahaa
 rosesmcgee: Make an insight check. We're fine.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: At this point, I want this man to be a good guy.
 adept_nekomancer: "Do any of you have knowledge: poisons?  No?  Okay, it tastes great!"
 RockPusher: Chug! Chug! Chug!
 HadesLeprechaun: I have some delicious amontillafo in the basement
 Tom_Bruise: wait, what
 tdapenguin: is it also glowing? because i don't want any radioactive goo
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Invitare: what are the chances that you'd stumble into the one shop owned by a murderer?
 RockPusher: Awww, we were promised a stuffing 
 Astramentha: 
 YFiddler: 
 wench_tacular: stab ourself
 Tom_Bruise: if we only we knew how to smoke and cure meats, we would've known
 noSmokeFire: Osmosis Jones
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mollylele: o7
 Jillexie: Game Over
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Invitare How many shop owners in this world are murderers?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 wench_tacular: womp womp
 spethycakes: Guess that's it forever! It's been fun!
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 adept_nekomancer: Defeated by wine
 RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
Omnipotrevor: Time to invent the Kai discipline of blood fighting
 A_Dub888: what would happen if a vampire drank your blood with the special brew?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters That's why you have to read those AAA diamond ratings so carefully.
 Tom_Bruise: is that euphemistic?
 wench_tacular: and neither is good
 RatherLargeToad: truly a mystery
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RandomTrivia: "I can't imagine why"
 RockPusher: 
 YFiddler: 
 wench_tacular: we've been living alone in a monastery
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 foopoiuyt: wisdom == 4
Invitare: should have taken the Kai Discipline of Guile
 Laurence72: Sorry, Adam, I didn't catch it either
 Orxolon: hahaahaah
Izandai: ??????????????????
 matthaus_c: complete nonsequitur
 rosesmcgee: Yeah. You left.
Invitare: so that whole thing was completely irrelevent
 Tom_Bruise: well what was the point of any of this?!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Invitare If you fought, maybe you gain something.
 realbadatthis_: "get your kai ass back here"
 RatherLargeToad: the discipline of Detect Hijinx
 raulghoulia: be funny if when you came in  he was cleaning the floor from the previous patron who threw down their goblet
Invitare: you met Cyrilus in an inn like this
Invitare: Cyrilus liked spectacular events
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 10 year old me probably could have told you the benefit of fighting him.
 RockPusher: We just wandered into Medieval Times?
 Tom_Bruise: bet it all
 gualdhar: equal opportunity executions ftw
Izandai: Women can also be cowardly in battle and subjected to cruel and unusual punishment for it! #feminism #desert-her
 goombalax: its just "Times" here
 jchinnock: after this event it’ll be bar trivia!
 spethycakes: Yes, all human problems were solved forever with the advent of television
 GamerCat88: from almost gettin stuffed to bar games
 Orxolon: haahhaaahaha
 RandomTrivia: 
Izandai: ??????????????????????
 Vinewood_OG: Bread AND Circuses? IN THIS ECONOMY!?
 YFiddler: 
 A_Dub888: what if I’m feeling “thirsty”?
 matthaus_c: she panem on my circenses til I'm happily distracted
 matthaus_c: you know why
 RockPusher: I mean… 
 Jillexie: WHat happened to your Sixth Sense?
 gualdhar: Australia is an island of convicts and murderers, it's fine
 rosesmcgee: England did that first, to be fair
Izandai: I wonder how many times some knight's kid swiped his sword and some fruits and spent an afternoon with his friends chucking the fruits at each other and trying to slice them in half in midair. Probably a lot.
 A_Dub888: All Aussies are criminals /s
 GamerCat88: just dolphin noises
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Jillexie Onto the second set of books with new abilities. YOu are considered to have all the base ones
 Orxolon: and he must be canadian
 matthaus_c: hey now you can do a good American
 Vinewood_OG: Taken 7 Goon #3
 accountmadeforants: "And he needs to make dolphin noises"
 gualdhar: Adam would do a better Italian accent than Chris Pratt
 jchinnock: trans-pacific accent
 RockPusher:  
Izandai: You're in the middle of a busy bar.
 Orxolon: only at this tabern
 jchinnock: it’s called a distraction!
 wench_tacular: it's an elaborate distraction
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: all in a tavern
 Orxolon: the best in town
Izandai: And it's gonna be crowded too, because the center of the room has been cleared out. Everyone's shoved to the sides.
 Astramentha: are we the baddies
 RandomTrivia: Brutal
 RockPusher: Just a casual double-murder 
 rosesmcgee: Alright, you might be a little bit of Kai master
 YFiddler: 
 wench_tacular: He'll think twice before mugging a Kai master again
Invitare: give him your healing water to make extra sure he lives
 Vinewood_OG: Fauxrate Master
Izandai: It's a weird scene. These two guys fully get the drop on us and it just doesn't matter to how the combat plays out at all.
 raulghoulia: executive decision. he gets blown out of an umbilicus
 ClodiumSoride: better than On Deadly Ground. Ouch.
 Strebenherz: Daaaaamn
Izandai: Turnabout is fair play.
  Juliamon: you *looted* the robbers
 wench_tacular: ch ching
 Strebenherz: That's so many beers
 Vinewood_OG: @raulghoulia  
 SquareDotCube: I think of the "throat flip" from the Neo and Agent Johnson fight in The Matrix
 accountmadeforants: We can buy so many eggs with that
Izandai: Everyone's distracted I guess.
 foopoiuyt: That's how good the show is.
 jchinnock: key word- BUSY tavern
 NoxStryx: Someone make that whole thing a quote
 wench_tacular: I wouldn't argue with the murderous madman
 Morrigan9: he's the Kai master, just let him
 GamerCat88: fruit kebab is very captivating
 Jillexie: It's like the cantina at Mos Eisley
 Morrigan9: wut
Izandai:  Okay yeah just no one cares cool.
 Laurence72: Don't drink it!
 SymphonySolstice: lmaoooo
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CharmingVivaciousBananaPanicBasket-bgsNSq9iV5Zl0yGe
Izandai: 
 wench_tacular: have we not learned about accepting drinks?
 RockPusher: Free beer‽ I'm in!
 Laurence72: You'll ge taxidermied!
 Vinewood_OG:   
 RatherLargeToad: wait, we NOW can just tell the wine is fine?
 Strebenherz: I came back at a good time
 jchinnock: nice punch- can I offer you this wine?
 realbadatthis_: "we're getting stuffed" - Beej
Izandai: He likes our vibe because we killed two people.
 RockPusher: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89e8ee4d2c6a.jpg
 NoxStryx: It's like the cantina where han solo just throws the bartender a coin and says "sorry about the mess"
 accountmadeforants: He *is* a mercenary
dm818: Probably a reason you aren't a mercenary then
 wench_tacular: but they employ a Splatter
 accountmadeforants: I mean in the very first book it does, so many people die in that bar
 RockPusher: Hmmmm
 tdapenguin: how does everyone in these books not get the pox
 RatherLargeToad: only regular acne
 spethycakes: so....we're getting stuffed?
 7gorobei: look there is no fantasy linkedin, sometimes you have to demonstrate your combat qualifications
 HadesLeprechaun: extremely good non-problematic fantasy author
 RockPusher: Guards! Guards! is indeed probably a good choice if Adam did want to start in on a Discworld book
 Morrigan9: union mercinaries
 gualdhar: normalize talking to you coworkers about wages!
 DigitalSeahorse: ^
 foopoiuyt: Patreon plug?
 richard_ermen: Oh wow. I never catch one of these live. So sweet =)
Izandai: 
  Juliamon: pwince ewevin
dm818: How old are you "Ewevin"
 accountmadeforants: @tdapenguin Maybe they do, everyone has a life expectancy of 25 and all the ancient people we've met were like... 30
 tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants point
Izandai: I do appreciate the gender inclusivity in the updated version, that is legitimately nice.
 wench_tacular: all shapes, abilities and genders
 ArtDecoSunburn: Those DEI workshops really resonated with the mercenaries.
Izandai: 
 jchinnock: experience culture!
Izandai: The fuck is a mien?
 spethycakes: @Izandai demeanor
Izandai: "1 : air (see air entry 1 sense 3c) or bearing especially as expressive of attitude or personality : demeanor of aristocratic mien of somber mien the mien of a choirboy 2 : appearance, aspect dresses of formal mien"
Izandai: huh
 SymphonySolstice: himbo, check
Invitare: I wonder where the Lorestone is going to end up beaing
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You don't
 ArtDecoSunburn: You had a map last book.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The guy who tried to drug you has the map.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Downside -- he was going to ink the map on your taxidermied skin.
   LoadingReadyRun: the days before mapquest
 DigitalSeahorse: I went to a library in a Mall the other day to ask them which stores sold newspapers, sure enough they knew which ones.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse I like this trend of public libraries occupying spaces in shopping malls.
Izandai: Questgiver
Invitare: he's a taxidermist
 RatherLargeToad: Tuxedo Man?
 noSmokeFire: that's the foot guy
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: That's concussions!
 wench_tacular: efficient
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 ArtDecoSunburn: This is same energy of tavern keeper who keeps unloading boxes during an interrogation in Law and Order.
 accountmadeforants: "10 hours of bar fight occasionally interrupted by two heads being banged together"
Izandai: @accountmadeforants 
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 ClodiumSoride: a hot bath is our reward for killing the robbers
 Vinewood_OG: Love that show
letsbelgo: yeah, it sucks
 accountmadeforants: I think they call it "predictions" to dodge the law
Frostwriter111: And then everyone is surprised when athletes get caught betting on their own games
 shendaras: oh yes, a "prediction market" is not gambling somehow.
 accountmadeforants: Which is such a childishly poor scheme that a fucking cartoon wouldn't come up with it
 RatherLargeToad: gambling has a slight chance you could win
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: US has a gambling problem
 saintguard: There was a court decision that allowed them to happen iirc? It's wild and I hate it
 RandomTrivia: "It's not gambling because a federal judge that we paid off told us it wasn't gambling"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @shendaras It certainly isn't rigged on occasion...
  Juliamon: hey that's a lot of hot water!
Omnipotrevor: Lone Wolf never not judging
 Vinewood_OG: Youtube keeps showing me Hard Rock Casino phone gambling ads for a game called "Oink oink oink" 
Izandai: I mostly get betting ads on Twitch. One of them literally starts by saying anyone who tries to actually work out the real odds on outcomes instead of betting blindly is a loser nerd.
 shendaras: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters no one would do any insider trading equivalent or manipulate the markets in some way to make money, surely.
amdork: As an American and former gambling counselor, can confirm that is driven entirely by money with no thought giv3n to peop
 rosesmcgee: Check out time, schmucks
Omnipotrevor: If the hero thing doesn't work out, Lone Wolf could switch careers to writing reviews
amdork: *given to people's health and wellbeing
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They can't hire individual knocker upers.
  Juliamon: individual what-nows
 Vinewood_OG: Someone needs their Underdark checked
 Marvoleath: !next
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Like the one item that makes a difference is the one Adam avoided in book 1 by running away.
 tdapenguin: dust-worn?
 accountmadeforants: I'm amazed Lone Wolf hasn't called the crystal slabs smelly
 tdapenguin: worn by dust?
 jchinnock: your character starts singing a Disney style tune
   LoadingReadyRun: ya, it is like the opening of Beauty and the Beast
 Oscelot: Oh nice, you're still going. \o/ Just got home.
 Oscelot: Hope it's going well 
 BraveOthello: Kooloo-limpah!
 tdapenguin: @Oscelot the hotel rooms in this city are expensive and yet a let-down
Invitare: Observatory would align with the shooting star
 Oscelot: @tdapenguin Ah so we're in seattle
 tdapenguin: @Oscelot in all honesty, there's been some wacky things. the vod is def recommened
 Oscelot: yeee these are always a good time. Ty @tdapenguin 
 GreyThey: Wait, stone shelves?
 Oscelot: Yeeeeeep
Voidhawk42: Combination ladder and jungle gym
Voidhawk42: *library
 Oscelot: Book weary - is that like having a steam library full of games you haven't played yet, but with books? XD
 Oscelot: Ooooooh lucky, Paul
 RandomTrivia: Climb a ladder just to reach down 
Izandai: Goodness.
 Oscelot: God I don't even want to think about the amount of bracing you'd need for that
 raulghoulia: someday you will be
 BraveOthello: And the carpenter said "sir I don't have unobtanium shelves"
 Oscelot: If you are here to fuck spiders: TOS
 Oscelot: @BraveOthello *snerk*
 Oscelot: They're on backorder
 jchinnock: the spider offers you a goblet of wine….
 A_Dub888: “I’m not here to fuck spiders” - Adam
Bionull: Or, somebody actually dusts here.
 Earthenone: !findquote spiders
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 Oscelot: lol good quote
 DigitalSeahorse: I want deep book shelves that two large cats could nap on, one behind the other
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: Well then
 ContingentCat: that is Art
 Bruceski: Those are Yu Gi Oh cards
 foopoiuyt: What the hell is that art?
 Oscelot: I knew we were friends for a reason @DigitalSeahorse
 raulghoulia: what did you interrupt?
whitefirecomix: Is that a pic of the stream?
 DigitalSeahorse: and secret passages
 RandomTrivia: These two look like side characters from a DBZ filler episode
 ArtDecoSunburn: That's some vintage 1986 WFRP style art.
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, I see the art is arting
 saintguard: 
 jchinnock: they are definitely looking at porn on the library PCs
 Oscelot: o/ @ButButTheJesus
 Oscelot: he's an anglerfish XD
 DigitalSeahorse: @Oscelot I like to store books and boxes full of stuff I don't wanna unpack
 Oscelot: SAME @DigitalSeahorse
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: yes!
 Oscelot: We just moved in november and I haven't got to put away most of our books yet because I have to build the cabinetry first
 YFiddler: they did not seem that old
 tdapenguin: @Oscelot happy carpentry-ing!
 RatherLargeToad: the vapors!
 Strebenherz: WHAT are those expressions
 RockPusher: It seems familiar
 SquareDotCube: was it that one wizard
 ArtDecoSunburn: I think we went to a hut.
 RockPusher: There was a guy who was friendly?
Aenir798: we've been in huts. don't know if it was Raider's Road
 Oscelot: Thanks @tdapenguin ! Built ins for this house are gonna be my first cabinetry projects. done woodwork, but not full on cabinetry. Aaaaa
 ContingentCat: Sure
 accountmadeforants: Was that the hut with the insects? Or was that a different CYOA?
 SquareDotCube: not the ruins one we abandoned
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It would be in 4
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Bionull: You fool, there is no hut on Raider's Road!
Invitare: oh yeah I think you DID meet him
 spethycakes: The Pizza Hut on Raider's Road? Sure, I've been there
 Jillexie: It would have been in CHasm of Doom
 lamina5432: catcard in victoria still subbing
 DigitalSeahorse: @Oscelot    
 Oscelot: Oooo have a good time @catcard !
Izandai: 
 Strebenherz: Get got
 Oscelot: *snerk*
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 spethycakes: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 HadesLeprechaun: Why write new character when old character do trick?
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
whitefirecomix: 
letsbelgo: rolled nerd
 ContingentCat: omg
 accountmadeforants: 
 Strebenherz: oh my god
Izandai: 100%
 spethycakes: there is no lie
whitefirecomix: Gottem
 DigitalSeahorse: up
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
 ClodiumSoride: we found the thumbnail for the VOD
 YFiddler: that's the thumbnail
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: see you in the highlights
Izandai: 
 DigitalSeahorse: there's me on the triangle in the moon
 Orxolon: hahahaha
 TheAinMAP: "There may be other sources of streams, but they don't have this hat!"
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusyGiftedChickenKappa-kGNE-ZrD76m1I_jN
 Oscelot: @A_Dub888 bless
Bionull: Oh, and chat is the stars
 accountmadeforants: What if they just tell you it's on Brass Street again
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Good thing it is a true quest. Not a fake one
 Oscelot: "...are we the baddies?"
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConcernedAgreeableChickenBCWarrior-gJ1snyV3eRJizL1y
 accountmadeforants: https://i.imgur.com/UMav2JL.png
Izandai: 
 Earthenone: peter, its the horse again
 Oscelot: @accountmadeforants accurate
ButButTheJesus: Petah, the horse is here
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Your horse is a spy
 Vinewood_OG: Bravestar!
 YFiddler: 
Izandai: @accountmadeforants Excellent.
 adept_nekomancer: "There are no intruders!  The horse works here!"
 jchinnock: know we should have taken those soft horseshoes!
Invitare: and that's the second horse you've lost this book
 Oscelot: I mean you kinda have one already
 Oscelot: it's just the passage to the secret second bathroom
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 Oscelot: oh wow, what a pretty printing
Invitare: isn't there a secret passage behind the set that leads up to the roof?
 Oscelot: I hadn't noticed the cover
Izandai:  That would be fucking exquisite.
 Oscelot: *snerk*
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ContingentCat: next moonbase
 BraveOthello: Paul, Graham, and James know ... And they're not telling
 DigitalSeahorse: that's why you have a fake door!  
 RatherLargeToad: we did just find out about the OmenPathroom yesterday
 Oscelot: @RatherLargeToad okay that's an amazing nickname
 spethycakes: Sheh-NAY, I think
 ArtDecoSunburn: Well, Sinead O'Conner did have issues with cathedrals.
 jchinnock: big Main Character energy
 Oscelot: How was it spelled @spethycakes ?
Invitare: Horse #3 acquired
 RandomTrivia: There must be another supplemental book, "The Stone of the Lorestone"
Invitare: how long will it be before you lose this one?
 adept_nekomancer: I wouldn't give this guy your horse... he has a habit of losing them
Bionull: I motion that from now on we call Adam the protagonist of LRR
 spethycakes: @Oscelot I don't know what the version Adam has says, but Sinead would be my expectation
 Oscelot: @spethycakes If it was the gaelic name Sinead then yeah, shin-aid is... close enough
amdork: @Bionull Motion seconded!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Brass whistle, that funky whistle
 ContingentCat: but it's a special whistle
 Vinewood_OG: Nice
Mai_Andra: clean as a whistle
Aenir798: is the whistle a special item in the physical book?
 Oscelot: Oh yeah I saw that live too XD
 Darleysam: my money says that whistle's haunted
Sogheim: I just found out last year about that
 jchinnock: it’s related to Assassins Creed 2
 Oscelot: o/ @Darleysam hey fren
 Darleysam: @Oscelot howdy!!
 gualdhar: livery is the saddle and things
 Oscelot: isn't liverspotted a coat pattern?
Izandai: Dark red, purple, something like that.
 YFiddler: never seen a raw liver?
 Oscelot: but yeah I think they mean what gualdhar said
amdork: Victoria, Adam - you're in Victoria
Izandai: Reminder that it's dark inside your body. It's pitch black in there.
 accountmadeforants: Horse coat colours are very specific on account of a lot of them being basically brown
 jchinnock: if you hung out with the taxidermist you could’ve seen a liver or two
Invitare: "liver" is what aolor chocolate brown labradors are apparently
 DigitalSeahorse: if you've got a green spleen something's probably wrong
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: « A liver chestnut is a chestnut horse that is really dark in color. This color is a dark reddish brown shade of chestnut and is of the more rare coat color variations seen in horses »
 Oscelot: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Ah!
Invitare: Amory is where that noble guy was from, Soren is where the mercs went
 A_Dub888: If Sorin’s here, where’s Olivia and Edgar?
 Oscelot: I love that one of these towns is just called "SOLD"
amdork: @A_Dub888 I understood that reference
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 Oscelot: *snerk*
 SymphonySolstice: battleford vs north battleford
 DigitalSeahorse: GTA vs Mississauga
 ArtDecoSunburn: It's like the Holy Roman Empire. Postage stamp-sized principalities constantly all war.
 Oscelot: lol the horse would demolish this dog
 BraveOthello: I'm getting big Renaissance Italy vibes from this warfare, it's all cities fighting with mercenaries
amdork: Bitches always go for horses
 Oscelot: horses are idiots and will take any opportunity to start kicking
 SymphonySolstice: cess .... pool?
 Oscelot: @BraveOthello y'know, you're right
 Oscelot: cess would be stop?
letsbelgo: 1. Brit. a tax, assessment, or lien
 ArtDecoSunburn: It's a toll road.
 Oscelot: @letsbelgo Aha
 lamina5432: the rare double saturday stream
 abaddon2501: Don't be sorry we love spending time with y'all and look forward to the next one or the continuation of this one
 accountmadeforants: W+P starts, it's still this stream but Graham makes Alex do the combat encounters instead of Adam skipping over them
Invitare: ah here we go
 Oscelot: "special item" wtf
 Oscelot: it's just money
Izandai: 
 Oscelot: that was just to make the player sweat lol
 accountmadeforants: Didn't matter because guard was cool, hell yeah
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
 Oscelot: what on earth
 noSmokeFire: AGAB
 Oscelot: This feels... out of place
 Jillexie: Game Over
 tdapenguin: booom!
 Oscelot: oh wow this is completely rewritten
 SymphonySolstice: welp
 accountmadeforants: 
 Oscelot: What on earth was the guard doing out there?!
Izandai: whoops
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
 RatherLargeToad: that escalated quickly
 Oscelot: What on earth
ButButTheJesus: 
 Strebenherz: excuse you what
 gualdhar: dafuq
 shendaras: lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RandomTrivia: WELL THEN 
 RockPusher: Rocks Fall. You DIe.
 Strebenherz: WHERE WERE YOU POWERS THEN
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 30teracyte: seems harsh for tax evasion
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was the more direct path
 accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz Apparently we were too tired to do anything
 tdapenguin: @Strebenherz having a nap, like our old friend cyrilis
 Oscelot: tbf that came out of nowhere
 Oscelot: Ahh
 tdapenguin: @Oscelot yeah, that's part of what you missed
 Oscelot: Gotcha
  Juliamon: Maybe not having the cess tipped them off
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You die either way.
 ClodiumSoride: fwiw having the cess or not doesn't matter, both options lead to that same death
Izandai: 
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 spethycakes: 
 lamina5432: freiren
 Jillexie: lol
Bearudite: ayy
 RockPusher: I feel like Adam would enjoy Frieren
Aenir798: Don't worry Beej your people are in here
 Oscelot: @lamina5432 AH that's why the name sounded familiar
 Strebenherz: @tdapenguin  @accountmadeforants *whelp, guess i die* meme
 Jillexie: @RockPusher I agree
Izandai: whoops
 tdapenguin: nice!
 tdapenguin: by nice, of course, i mean: sucks to be us
 Oscelot: How rude
 BraveOthello: "I pull out my sword and nuke them"
 Oscelot: *casts gun*
 Strebenherz: 20 crowns.  damn
 Oscelot: geez they always get you when you want to read the EULA
 adept_nekomancer: 20 gold to read the EULA?  Skip.
 tdapenguin: @Strebenherz wow, that's only 10 gallons of alebeer
 shendaras: Doomed voyage, etc. etc.
 spethycakes: ghost ship
 Oscelot: making us pay for our own cursed ship? geez. When I was a kid we used to get picked up by the cursed ships for free!
 Decaped: cannot boat horses
 ContingentCat: i'm not going to kinkshame
whitefirecomix: oh myyyyyy
 spethycakes: I like to imagine the man is actively sobbing
 A_Dub888: oh so it’s that kind of book
 HadesLeprechaun: it is weird to hear 'manger' in it's actual definition and not in the context of Jesus
 accountmadeforants: "Why are you buying clothes at the Wine Store?!"
 RockPusher: Beej, plz
 Coherent_Noise: Wait, you don't get drip from Total Wine?
 tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants to be fair, have you seen the name of boutique clothing shops?
 Oscelot: *squints* This guy is doing a crap job of taking care of their leather if it's soaked
 accountmadeforants: @tdapenguin Oh yeah, there is a literal clothes store called SOUP after all
 Oscelot: @accountmadeforants amazing
 GamerCat88:  
letsbelgo: umazing
 RandomTrivia: 
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 tdapenguin: all these horses gonnadie
 RatherLargeToad: Cursed voyage
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  Juliamon: Welcome raiders, our river ferry just encountered a problem
 accountmadeforants: @Oscelot Oh wait it gets better apparently. There's both "Soup" in South Korea, and "Soup Store" in Norway.
 spethycakes:   TEETH
 RockPusher: Beej dealing for the Fisherman's Friend 
 Oscelot: @accountmadeforants Hah!
Invitare: these fools do not realise they're about to get sword-nuked
 DigitalSeahorse: I could use a Fisherman's Friend, thanks Beej
 Manae: unlucky pirates to attach a bunch of mercenaries
Sogheim: you are just having a bad time with pirates and rogues and mercenaries. very dangerous game today
 accountmadeforants: @Oscelot Like three of the reviews on Google Maps for Soup Store are just quotes from the video, proud of them 
 accountmadeforants: (Three out of six)
 Oscelot: @accountmadeforants Nice XD
 Decaped: he's gay for knives
 Darleysam: cool naruto headband
Omnipotrevor: Maybe they used Popeye as an art reference
Mind2Waste: a cold knife that slices like a hot knife
 Oscelot: The icy waters of the north atlantic...
 ClodiumSoride: shoulda Jack Burton'd him
 accountmadeforants: Maybe if we had the Kai Discipline of Curing we could use the sword
 tdapenguin: we don't even have any eatherberries
  Juliamon: The sword is good against undead, and these guys seem still alive
   LoadingReadyRun: for now
 BraveOthello: @Juliamon I think you'll find sword work well against the living too
 tdapenguin: why are the pirates battle-clumsy?
 raulghoulia: cant be undead if you dont die first
 Decaped: Now I want to create a magic sword that gets bonuses against skeletons...and thus everything
 Coherent_Noise: I think the discipline of curing is for making jerky
 ArtDecoSunburn: What happened to the load of mercenaries on board?
 GamerCat88: i thought it was Psy-surge like the KPOP artist Psy
Invitare: you'll need to make sure they get the Nuke Sword
 tdapenguin: @Decaped the sword doesn't damage flesh, just the bones. it's the weirded injury set the doctors have ever seen
 shendaras: It would be fun to see the notes at the end when you've done all the books.
 accountmadeforants: "Step 1: Have a sword that fires tactical nuke lasers. Step 2: Congratulations, you've completed your training."
  Juliamon: Dude, don't break the mainmast!
Invitare: he learned that move from the inn-keeper
   LoadingReadyRun: @GamerCat88 opa stabbin style
 BraveOthello: This man is insane and I love him
 Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun *cackle*
Invitare: Cyrilus would have napped through this fight
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn weren't they in formation behind shields just a few pages ago?
 Laurence72: Can't bury them in water
 Oscelot: not grwat for the water quality
 adept_nekomancer: Sailing down the river Dysentery
 ClodiumSoride: fwiw you're about 80%, 85% through the book
 Vinewood_OG: Got there
 ArtDecoSunburn: I think it was the mercenary captain who was the looker, not the ship captain, right?
 DeM0nFiRe: Mandalorestoneian
 Coherent_Noise: Chadelorian
Invitare: POTION SELLER
Invitare: I am going into battle
 shendaras: @ClodiumSoride At the rate we've gone, then, that'd be another 37 minutes if we're 85% done.
 DigitalSeahorse: "you are not strong enough for my strongest potion"
 tdapenguin: we never have time to take our potions before ambush, so i think we should go browse elsewhere, like the doofus we are
Invitare: My potions are only for those who have mastered ALL the Magnakai disciplines
 DigitalSeahorse: I guess the rats didn't get it
 SquareDotCube: can we also get some food?
 accountmadeforants: @Invitare My potions would taxidermy a lesser man
 ArtDecoSunburn: Maybe we can finally sell some stuff.
Aenir798: maybe he'll buy the Sommerswerd
 fcloud: its creamy plaster walls?
 jchinnock: the 4th shop on the street: LoreStone R Us
Invitare: So, is "kway" normal in NA, or is this just Adam?
 fcloud: you set off on an exciting voyage! you arrive at your destination.
 fcloud: it's just adam
  Juliamon: Invitare It's normal among people who have only ever read the word
 fcloud: prince balonn of rihanna 
 Oscelot: @Darleysam this is reminding me of Last Bristolian Pirate XD
 fcloud: the rubber bands are conspiring... 
 SymphonySolstice: rubber baron boy
 Darleysam: @Oscelot I did have that thought when river pirates were mentioned
 Oscelot: @Darleysam hehehe
Voidhawk42: My leige, a second darklord has struck the rem cathedral
 fcloud: Adam Read You A Story stream when 
 fcloud: *Reads
 jchinnock: two best days of boat ownership: When the captain gets killed and you take over, and the other when you sell it.
 RandomTrivia: @Invitare The trouble with reading english is that pronouncing the words write is quay, otherwise it makes no cents 
 tdapenguin: @fcloud right now!
 fcloud: yay!
 Oscelot: @Invitare It's pretty common. Also it makes it sound like you're a chocobo
 fcloud: english is full of landmines for the unsuspecting proununciator, but "quay" has to be one of the worst
 Oscelot: @fcloud 100%
 spethycakes: @RandomTrivia it's incorrect, but a lot of people who don't live in places with quays don't know the proper pronunciation
 ArtDecoSunburn: I bet some of the soldier are Hessians. It's always Hessians.
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 SquareDotCube: oh boy that art
 Oscelot: that is... gesturally human at best
 RandomTrivia: That sure is a facial expression
 Gekyouryuu: oh, rad, we're still going
 Oscelot: o/ gek
 Gekyouryuu: hi oscelot
 adept_nekomancer: Last time we went in a sewer we had to go on a whole sidequest to find weed.
 noSmokeFire: "must've been the wind"
Omnipotrevor: "It's an escape pod, but we detect no life signs"
 DarkMorford: Oh hi chat
 Nigouki: man, even crap archers got Isildur
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear, that's probably fine
 tdapenguin: i sure hope we get to wash off after our seweradventure
 DarkMorford: I forgot this was happening, I came in for Garbage Day
 Oscelot: o/ @DarkMorford
 tdapenguin: @DarkMorford we've run long!
 Oscelot: what if there's a kitty in there we could pet?!
 shendaras: 
Invitare: there may be turkish delight on the other side of that trapdoor
 shendaras: 1760
Invitare: meanwhile in Metric...
 gualdhar: 1620?
 adept_nekomancer: 1700-ish
 RatherLargeToad: 3 ft is a yard
 saintguard: ~1700ish?
Aenir798: 1 mile is 1760 yards
Micsig: I love that SNL skit
 Oscelot: @RatherLargeToad literally only remember this because of sewing lol
Micsig: Nobody knows
 Oscelot: Ey yo this tunnel has no rizz!
 accountmadeforants: Sewer alligator!  
 Oscelot: That's just Tim
 RandomTrivia: Praise fire orb
 tdapenguin: whooooops
 ClodiumSoride: you are very close to the end
whitefirecomix: the art is so gooooood
  Juliamon: Fight! That! Door!
 shendaras: Door!
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 accountmadeforants: WAIT WE CAN DIE TO A DOOR AGAIN
 shendaras: 
 tdapenguin: can we nuke the door
 Strebenherz: wait, WE'VE DIED TO A DOOR BEFORE?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: The Seal of Encrusted Filth sounds like a really messed up enchantment
whitefirecomix: our ancient foe
 DarkMorford:   
ButButTheJesus: oh its funny
 Oscelot: to be fair it is 
 RockPusher: Paul is correct 
whitefirecomix: would love if it was just like "if you have the sunsword you cannot use it against this door"
 accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz YesYeah in the Warlock of FIretop Mountain stream I think (or at the very least one of the early ones)
 tdapenguin: @whitefirecomix the sunsword is too sunny to be unsheathed here
 Oscelot: @Strebenherz Yep! He had a 50/50 chance to open this door or hurt himself during one of the books a while ago, and uh. kept failing the roll
 Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants   
 Marvoleath: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 3:29:16. 
Aenir798: Turns out old fantasy maps from distant towns aren't accurate
 Strebenherz: @Oscelot mental picture of a rugged barbarian that refuses to stop headbutting the door
whitefirecomix: oh he thicc?
 Oscelot: @Strebenherz basically XD
 Coherent_Noise: Sword go brrr
 Oscelot: are we playing as Khloe Aliapoh?
 Oscelot: (jokes for ffxiv nerds  )
starlitdiscord: second health bar!
 RandomTrivia: Eww
 accountmadeforants: "Ka me ha me h-sommerswerd BLAST"
 RandomTrivia: That is a LOT of teeth
 djalternative: !next
 spethycakes:  
 RandomTrivia: Uhhh
 Strebenherz: WHAT IN TARNATION
 ClodiumSoride: uh...
 spethycakes: that is HORRIFYING
starlitdiscord: uhh
whitefirecomix: guuuuurl
 RandomTrivia: 
ButButTheJesus: "EHHHHHHHUGHHHHH"
 Strebenherz: is.. is that a giant monster boob?
 SquareDotCube: now that's a sexy calendar pose
 NotCainNorAbel: oh noooo, you hit meeeee
 RockPusher: The centrefold
 jchinnock: draw me!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
whitefirecomix: new dating profile pic
 kdefinition: why is it's back ARCHED like that?
 empyreon: centerfold~
  Graham_LRR: why does it look like it’s about to arrive
 DigitalSeahorse: centerfold!
 spethycakes: I did not consent to this
 DeM0nFiRe: =__=
 Oscelot: @Graham_LRR *wheeze*
 Laurence72: Surely Adam recognizes someone else with a gigantic brain?
 OldUncleDan: "Oh what a feeling..."
 accountmadeforants: 
 Phailhammer: @Graham_LRR I think it already has.
starlitdiscord: mmm i dont like this
 Foxmar320: Hot
ButButTheJesus: "EHHHHHHHUGHHHHH" @Graham_LRR
 Strebenherz: this looks like a dragon ball villain after dark
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: I think that's a different book
 Oscelot: nopenopenopenope
 Foxmar320: 
Omnipotrevor: The closest you got was that mouse girl that robbed you that one time.
jibkat: aaaaaa
whitefirecomix: so... you went on a wikipedia deep dive?
 RockPusher: Time to collect all the dragonballs
  Juliamon: DRAGON BALLS
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Oscelot: lol wow, really setting up the sequels
 accountmadeforants: Time to collect more KEYS
 ContingentCat: always another crystal ball
 jchinnock: this is a Marvel post credit scene
 Oscelot: @whitefirecomix Hah XD
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 7gorobei: we are now the Magnumkai
 RockPusher:     
 Coherent_Noise: Woo
 shendaras: 
 tdapenguin:   thanks  
 bytecaster: Clap clap clap
 accountmadeforants: 
 fcloud: what happens in castle death i wonder 
  Juliamon: so uh, how many "Kingdoms of Terror" did we find? Just the one?
whitefirecomix: WOO!
 Vinewood_OG:     
 Oscelot: "castle death" rofl
 spethycakes:   
 RandomTrivia:     
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SymphonySolstice: CASTLE! DEATH! NOW!
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScarySpinelessHerringDendiFace-K4pZvEuMxzp6YxNh
 NotCainNorAbel: Dëath
 Strebenherz: ggs   
ButButTheJesus: 
 tdapenguin: thanks so much, adam, beej, and paul!!!!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Coherent_Noise: Hopefully these are still fun for you guys
 Jillexie: That was fun
 raulghoulia: you got taxxidermied
starlitdiscord: delightful!
 Marvoleath: I worked with a guy named d'Eath
 TehAmelie: i just got here, it seems at an unfortunate time
  Juliamon: TehAmelie Possibly the best timing
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie excellent time if you're here for garbage day, tho
 Marvoleath: !next
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 accountmadeforants: Shame we didn't die to the door
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam, Beej and Paul!   
 Oscelot: Thanks y'all!
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 Oscelot: excited for the VOD
 spethycakes: Thanks for streaming, all! 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Most enjoyable, gentlemen.
 Foxmar320: !store
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 TehAmelie: oh well, good werk gentlemen
 Coherent_Noise: Great stream guys
 abaddon2501: Throb throb throb
whitefirecomix: asking for a panelsits home game
 bytecaster: 4 more books! 4 more books!
 tdapenguin: 4 more books!
 RockPusher: Thank you! 
 Vinewood_OG:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 1000 - This was lovely
 RockPusher: and now, to Garbage Day!
 bytecaster: W+P!
 Strebenherz: o7
 Vinewood_OG: Good call, Paul™️
 Laurence72: Go late, make them do your dirty work. Good thinking!!
 Oscelot: Yay W+P! excited @Graham_LRR  Good diving!
 TehAmelie: we always want to strive for the ultimate W+P stream that's just 3 hours of sub welcomes
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 accountmadeforants: RIP that door, good for that one Dakomyd
 bytecaster: @TehAmelie Turns out the subscribers were the garbage all along /j
 tdapenguin: thanks friends!
 RandomTrivia: Are Beej's notes viewable anywhere? (sorry if this was explained earlier)
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 ContingentCat: Thanks lads 
 Oscelot: o7 adam
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam is fine (very)
 ErynTzun: Byyeeee and hiiiii lol
 gualdhar: Paul, we love Beej. Adam is fine too.
 A_Dub888: Paul, I like Adam
 AugmentingPath: All right, gonna tell my boss how much I like Adam
 RockPusher: Hey Paul, Graham, we think Adam is great 
Invitare: but one of those bosses HEARD you tell us to say that
 Vinewood_OG:   
 lamina5432: time to wait for garbage
 RockPusher: Beej, keep giving that man a pay check!
 droodtheozeference: Alright, is it time to watch and/or play?
 ContingentCat: !next
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 RandomTrivia: That stream title is great
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 TehAmelie: gimme that garbage juice directly ion my veins wait that sounds bad
 tdapenguin: @RockPusher i only possess magnetic quay's ham&cheese sammich, not their bacon. will i be okay or shoud i just close the laptop now?
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 ErynTzun: It is a good time for some garbage to cleanse the mind of bad real world happenings and instead terrible games that might be funny but can't hurt you.
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 Strebenherz: Alex looks sufficiently feared
 WearingCats_CwC: hoi
 SymphonySolstice: gyarbage dyay!
  Foxmar320: Hello Garbage Day
 TehAmelie: hiya Alex, Graham
 bytecaster: Terrible games? On the internet?!?!
 Earthenone: its been 25 days since the garbage has been taken out, its about time 
 Crad0k: 'alex... is here too'
 GasCityGaming: CYOA and W+P on the same day?! 
 r10pez10: ooh weekend garbage
 accountmadeforants: Nifty impromptu censorship on the hat
 rasterscan: Alex enters... trepidacious.
Aceviru: Me?!
  Foxmar320: !patreon
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TheMadS8nt: nice Ren and Stimpy reference lmao
 RockPusher: Me‽ 
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 tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants gaffer's tape is useful for so many things
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Keab42: Is it just me or is G a little quiet?
 RockPusher: Straight into the shitter
 Strebenherz: yessssssss
 Diabore: pain
 RandomTrivia: Great start 
 matthaus_c: is it cause it's called Psychic Damage
 rasterscan: UUhh oh.
 bytecaster: Psychic damage at the start?!?
DoodlestheGreat: HYAR WE GO.
 droodtheozeference: Deep hurting?
  Foxmar320: oh thats concerning
 WearingCats_CwC: Deeeep huuurting
 NimrodXIV: great sign
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Oscelot: Uhoh
 A_Dub888: I can’t throw in a buck, deer are very heavy
starlitdiscord: immediate psychic damage!
 accountmadeforants: We're berserking thus unaffected by psychic damage, per the last stream
 DigitalSeahorse: *scrambles for headphone cord*
 tidehollowcat: Oh no
Aceviru: Oh
 RockPusher: oh god
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 gualdhar: released in 2026
 gnyrinn: As opposed to the rest of the programme, which does not inflict psychic damage(!)
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 Strebenherz: WHAT THE FUCK
 fredcheckers: eMotIoNaL dAmAGe
 SymphonySolstice: BLOBBY
 tidehollowcat: Oh GOD
 iris_of_ether: noooooooo
 A_Dub888: oh heck
 RandomTrivia: AAAAAAAHHHH
 korvys: OH NO
MDHWrites: BLOBBY!
 Dog_of_Myth: YESSSS
 empyreon: OH NOOOO
 Oscelot: OH NO
 accountmadeforants: BLOBBY
 matthaus_c: NO BLOBBING WAY
 NimrodXIV: omg
 DeM0nFiRe: OH NO
RebekahWSD: OhNO
ButButTheJesus: NO
  Foxmar320: GRAHAM!
 WearingCats_CwC: HA
Perivale: Yesssssssss
 lamina5432: oh god
Keab42: Noooooo
 RockPusher: where did you dig this up from G
 djalternative: oh gd no
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: BLOBBY!
 jadielady:       
 Darleysam: hmmmmmmmmmmm
 shea_wolfe: Is this Pacman 2 but Mr. Blobby?
 AranMathai: wow
 Diabore: mr blobby!
 Crad0k: BLOBBY BLOOBY BLOB!!
 Phailhammer: YESSSSSSSS
 morgoth_bauglyr: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, how goes the OHGOD BLOBBY
 Vinewood_OG: Stronk.
 ErynTzun: oh no Mr Blobby has a VIDEO GAME
ButButTheJesus: NO I DIDN'T
 Artificer0: wow
letsbelgo: its the blob
 eshplode: The ideal year for it
 AranMathai: God that text is perfect.
 ClodiumSoride: Is this on the Amiga?
Aceviru: I'm so glad I tuned in live for this
TheMadS8nt: what is the ever living hell is this
 DigitalSeahorse: BLOBBY  
 Strebenherz: Graham PUT THIS BACK IN HELL WHERE YOU FOUND IT
Perivale: it's beautiful
Bionull: That font is rough
 MalFnord: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Good start to the stream
 RandomTrivia: Graham this is a new low/high, congratulations
 RockPusher: Blobby Blobby Blobby!!!
 CouldntPickAUsername: oh we are in for a time
  Foxmar320: Graham Stark how dare you! You wonderful human!
 TheMerricat: For the USains - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Blobby
 spethycakes: Truly the Most Curséd Timeline
 Crad0k: graham, this is psychic healing!
 ErynTzun: I've never seen the show but I've seen youtube vidoes about mr blobby in a theme park
 Travilogue: OH god, the moving UI
 adept_nekomancer: "We've designed our UI to be as unusable as possible!"
 bytecaster: It's fine!
 GDwarble: Oh, this menu is *hostile*
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmusedAttractiveKittenImGlitch-6CNa_kYfHAcYP_Vb
 DigitalSeahorse: who suggested this one?
 matthaus_c: why can you /do that/
 bytecaster: IT'S FINE
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
Aenir798: excellent
  Juliamon: great start
 Artificer0: That is a bad font to have wiggle and bounce constantly
 Laurence72: The text is trying to induce motion sickness!!
 Strebenherz: Graham this isn't a game, THIS IS A CONTAINMENT BREACH
TheMadS8nt: what did Alex do to Graham to make him this vindictive
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LaconicSpunkyGuanacoGrammarKing-nCQGE7Bx5FxKrAcy
 Decaped: up is down, down also down
 definenull: oh god its more cursed when you don't expect bonus watch+play
 hoveringhalibut: The fade time is just.. Chef's kiss
 RockPusher: Oh no, *we* can play this
RebekahWSD: I love you, dosbox
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: Live is also down
 Marvoleath: Hey LRRs, did you see someone is making a game with your idea of fps as health? FPS Quest on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3989240/FPS_Quest/
 ClodiumSoride: oh hey, I was correct, it is Amiga
starlitdiscord: oh....
 jadielady: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnticingAnimatedAlligatorBibleThump-mG8vi6xHqyLyRHUu
 hieroglyphica: What what whaaaaat is this
 korvys: Oh it is too
 TheMerricat: "Basically a remake of the SNES game Super Troll Islands, but superficially incorporating TV character Mr Blobby, who was famous for crushing people and shouting "Blobbitty Blobbitty Blobby" or words to that effect, neither of which he does in the game."
 matthaus_c: Mr Blobby is evidently not single
 Darleysam: oh so it is
 Astramentha:     
 bytecaster: For anyone that wants to partake: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Mr._Blobby_1994
 TheAwkes: Got that bass, tho.
DoodlestheGreat: I wanna hit SOMETHING.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: quick Alex, text your partner and make sure they’re watching!!
 ProcyonFlynn: He speaks for himself.
  Foxmar320: Settle in
 Darleysam: first explain Noel's House Party
 jadielady:  
 Strebenherz: Wait does blobby have children?  DOES BLOBBY F*?$#!
 RandomTrivia: You don't explain Mr. Blobby. You *experience* Mr. Blobby.
 definenull: jump *on* or jump in front of?
 lamina5432: DB people might already know
  Foxmar320: Hello ProcyonFlynn
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 Ladyrhea: Trying to watch on horrible hotel wifi, but I'm here
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 A_Dub888: I only know Mr Blobby from that one Feed Dump
 gnyrinn: This UI designer needs to have a few things explained to them, preferably while they sit on *that* chair from Disco Elysium.
 Oscelot: @jadielady terrifying
 farley_f: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AwkwardShortElephantHoneyBadger-Iozoc976zzqTH4D_
 korvys: Well he started as a joke to troll celebrities guesting on Noel Edmonds show
Despoiler98: 
 ProcyonFlynn: @Foxmar320  - hiya
DoodlestheGreat: My god, the UI is utterly annoying.
 Astramentha: loud
 matthaus_c: bit loud for us
 Oscelot: It's a bit loud yah
Aenir798: game's a bit loud
 Travilogue: slightly high
 RockPusher: could come down a bit
 underhill33: a bit loud
 TheMerricat: VG audio is overpowering you
maxlethebeast: Slightly loud.
 djalternative: maybe down 10% so we can hear you better
 bubba0077: just a little loud
 jadielady: my friend doesn't stream anymore but $5 a month is worth having the Blobby emote  (and a few others, and give my friend some cash)
 Crad0k: if the rest if that sentence isn't 'a national treasure' we're going to have a problem, g 
 djalternative: oh that's perfect
 ErynTzun: that's better
 Oscelot: That's good
 Oscelot: ty
 droodtheozeference: Who are the other members of the Blobby family?
 Travilogue: good*
 matthaus_c: a pleasant balance
 Astramentha: much better
 underhill33: much better
sephyhallow: OH MY FUCKING GOD
 RockPusher: Noel's House Party
 ryuhimora: that sun is HAUNTING
 Oscelot: oh THAT'S what it's from
 MalFnord: MY EYES
 Crad0k: evening family show
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 matthaus_c: head and shoulders above Splatoon
 accountmadeforants: Oh it's Splatoon 
sephyhallow: Noel Edmond's House Party
sephyhallow: It was early night, which is why kids got into him
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  Foxmar320: omg
 RockPusher: Some of us watched that show, Graham
 bytecaster: yaaaay~
 Linzington: omg I had no idea this was a thing
 hieroglyphica: What a weird show it was
 Linzington: I used to watch house party 😭
 Darleysam: I watched that show every Saturday evening
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sephyhallow: Mr Blobby had his own number one single, his own bubble bath, and a plushie - which was one of my favourite childhood toys
 GDwarble: The evil mist
 definenull: *has* the evil truly been banished
 Driosenth: evil mist?
 korvys: Bit of a prank-show kinda thing
 raulghoulia: early little alex horne
Omnipotrevor: There's only so long you could do that
 RockPusher: Somehow, Blobby became popular
 Laurence72: Password is BABE??!!!
 Linzington: Mr blobby is a British thing somewhere between a tulpa and a cryptid
zulf8: is this just a reskin of that one trolls game?!?!
 ryuhimora: the evil is CLEARLY still on screen
 ProcyonFlynn: Blobby was a lost generations LOSS
 bytecaster: @Laurence72 Because it's a game for babies!
Despoiler98:   I can believe that
 A_Dub888: is he related to Gritty?
sephyhallow: Oh! There was also an official BlobbyLand
 Darleysam: like Zig and Zag
 shea_wolfe: Oh no that was front facing blobby
 Linzington: omg zohar zag
 bytecaster: Crash Bandicoot?!?
 RockPusher: Blobbyland was a spectacular failure iirc
 TheMerricat: "Mr Blobby's 1993 Christmas release "Mr Blobby", which topped the UK Singles Chart for three weeks, is regarded by many as the worst single, and indeed, song, of all time. "
 fredcheckers: The UK and Austalia have no restraint letting any random thing get radio play.
sephyhallow: BlobbyLand is now defunct, the images of it in broken disrepair are HAUNTING
 Strebenherz: oh good we just watched mr blobby doing doggy style (paddling)
 Linzington: WTF auto correct. omg zig and zag
 DigitalSeahorse: @sephyhallow 
 ErynTzun: So it's like a Wrestler became a real wrestler lol got it
wiganlass: it was a Xmas number one- I bought it to stop take that getting another Xmas no 1
 Driosenth: Who made this?.. And did they have the IP rights to make this?
TheMadS8nt: feel like an iron maiden isn't even the weirdest thing we could see
sephyhallow: @DigitalSeahorse Evening! I just got a text saying "You have to watch NOW"
 Darleysam: @Linzington hell yeah, hoped that'd activate someone's dormant memories
DoodlestheGreat: Good luck?
 Crad0k: this has big amiga vibes
 fredcheckers: @Driosenth I don't remember the dev, but it's official AF.
 bytecaster: Great hitbox 
Bionull: I did always assume he was real
Omnipotrevor: blobbed
 DigitalSeahorse: @sephyhallow  lol
 Linzington: I also just got a message summoning me to this stream 😂
 bytecaster: It's a vore game?!?
  Foxmar320: Thats concerning
BrindleBoar: same
 Strebenherz: time to reset the vore counter
Despoiler98:    this is horrifying
 Driosenth: is that lore?
 Darleysam: just British Kirby
TheMadS8nt: and that dietary restriction is canon?
 Dog_of_Myth: Look at Yoshi
 djalternative: kirby
Omnipotrevor: Kirby, notably
 AugmentingPath: @bytecaster is pacman a vore game?
 GasCityGaming: so is there some kind of in universe custard connection to the teletubbies?
 bytecaster: It's true!
 ErynTzun: So the idea is to fill the squares with your eye searing colors?
 accountmadeforants: Poyo
 hieroglyphica: We've been resetting the vore counter a lot lately
 bytecaster: @AugmentingPath Yes
 lightfut: Rigorously coated you say
 Oscelot: @fredcheckers https://archive.org/details/msdos_Mr._Blobby_1994 I believe it's this link
sephyhallow: @AugmentingPath Has to be
Bionull: Who among us is a stranger to vore?
 matthaus_c: Blobby is pliable
 spethycakes: @Bionull I am, and I never want to meet them
Omnipotrevor: @Dog_of_Myth Oh yeah. And Yoshi does worse with them after than Kirby does
 GDwarble: Sand?
 GasCityGaming: popcorn?
 bytecaster: yaaaaa ~
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