Earthenone: !findquote jam
LRRbot: Quote #9081: "Quick! Jam a wrench in it!" —Beej [2024-08-24]
TXC2: title change!
Metric_Furlong: (Devil) Jam on the gas!
7gorobei: you can make jam out of devils?
TXC2: only if they're in season
Sethalidos: !findquote Devil
Juliamon:

Metric_Furlong: hello refresh my old friend
TXC2: CONTACT
Sethalidos: !findquote Devil
LRRbot: Quote #7135: "When is it not a time to make a devil's bargain?" —Dale [2020-08-17]
TXC2:
weird that I got a flash of the live screen, then nothing and had to refresh 
Sethalidos: yeah that quote tracks cuz it's Dale
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TXC2: Devil Jam, Satan jelly, Beelzebub marmalade.
maclaglen: Lucifer preserves?
Coloneljesus: hey friends
CobaltShuriken:
lets send it! 
TXC2: hello Coloneljesus welcome
7gorobei: demon compote
Cutriss: Diablo Confiture
7gorobei: asura chutney
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TXC2: hello raiders
TXC2: Here we GO!
Juliamon: 3, 2, 1 let's deviljam
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Earthenone:

TXC2: dog!
CobaltShuriken: Akuma jelly
TXC2: Hello Matt
Coloneljesus: what a cute beast
c0tt0n_uwu:

Flyingdelorion: Hello Matt and chat!
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey Dogpictures, happy you brought Matt along
Coloneljesus: and also with you
TXC2: !patreon
xVoxtric: mic is set for Ben volume not Matt volume I think
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: o hai
Anubis169: Hotel CaLRRfornia?
Coloneljesus: he's floating!
TXC2: !store
LordZarano: So this is a sequel to NBA Jam right?
Wolfstrike_NL: A flip phone no less
Cutriss: Cooking Mama offshoot of Shin Megami Tensei
Anubis169: ok seeing... beat-tied attacks, Hades-style upgrades
Anubis169: and sadism!
Earthenone: !crossover
LRRbot: This should be the basis of the next Call of Duty game.
Anubis169: oh this is interesting
TXC2: CoD: fuck it, the US just invades hell why not.
Anubis169:
i like the guitar tab looking upgrades display 
Nigouki: I see they understood the importance of having hot characters if you're making a Hades-like
Tiber727: @Anubis169 Death Must Die also took the "gods show up and say a couple lines" and applied it so survivor-likes. This seems to have taken that and added the grid.
Nigouki: can not pet cat? booooooo
JocelyneAnne: kittie!
TXC2: how pet?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Moisten your bones.
TXC2: not sure the cat will like that lrrbot
Cutriss: it’s a cat, that’s precisely how much attention it should pay to anyone
Anubis169: lol
Nigouki: is this early access or full release?
Anubis169: wait, is targeting automatic in this?
TXC2: seems to be fully realeased
Admorp: What does it mean to send codes?
TXC2: the best upgrade: money
MAPBoardgames:
Devil Jam! Devil Jam! Call it! Devil Jam! Runnin' through my head, yeah!
TXC2: strong Lobo vibes from these guys
Anubis169:
recovering from Sunday 
Boopity: Is devil jam similar to like what they do to eggs?
TXC2: ooo a boss right
Nigouki: that's a bit iffy
Anubis169: btw, congrats on best quote of the night so far
Anubis169: !addquote (Matt G) [now] The problem is I'm not killing them enough...
LRRbot: New quote #9559: "The problem is I'm not killing them enough..." —Matt G [2026-04-13]
JKBalch: Is this Rock and Roll Hades?
Juliamon: Rock & Roll Vampire Survivors
TXC2: JKBalch closer to Vampire survivors
JKBalch: Thank you Matt, TXC2, and Juliamon
MAPBoardgames: Very Death must Die
Juliamon: Survivors-likes do tend to have the problem of feeling very samey
Anubis169: yeah they've become their own genre, called 'autoshooter'
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 The japanese call them mowers, I like that name
JKBalch: I do like the art style, makes it stand out
Juliamon: oh, mowers is a good term
TXC2: I thought bullet heaven was the term?
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Anubis169: that's a decent one
Anubis169:
might start using that 
TXC2: Serge has often talked about how movement speed is king in games like this
Anubis169: yeah kiting the swarm etc
Admorp: Okay. you know what? I dig this
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MAPBoardgames: I found that Magnet is the most beneficial ability in all of these games. Getting more levels quicker is the way to become OP
Admorp: Please let us pet the cat
Anubis169:
I'm sleeping!
Anubis169: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Matt
Anubis169:
Night night TXC2! 
Nigouki: snooot
Anubis169: 😍
TrinityKaiser: just got here, is the game good?
TrinityKaiser: i see.
Anubis169: yes, and he's a very lucky bunny
MAPBoardgames: Historically, yes.
Sethalidos: nope you must punish him
MAPBoardgames: #BlameJames
Anubis169:
i'm pretty sure he voluntarily played it 
Wolfstrike_NL:
Well, LRR got paid for it, I think James is out more money because of a lost bet 
Anubis169: i mean nobody forced him
Anubis169:
contract or not 
EvilBadman: I mean james had a bunch of things breed and stole their children for his zoo, soooo
Anubis169: yeah the parents were still there
EvilBadman: I didn't think to ask
Anubis169: Seeing them driven before you
Anubis169: and hearing the lamentations of the women
jhmv: cooldown reduction
Anubis169: Pheromones sounds like a good upgrade
Anubis169: i think they're used on pickup like everything else
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Boopity:
Would you prefer he was paid in exposure? 
Boopity: Oh wow, I just realized I'm several minutes behind on stream... this new Twitch feature is confusing
eddieatthegov: But that means he's not Master, if he's blaster.
jhmv: I bet you feel silly now
Anubis169:

Anubis169: trying to place it
Boopity:
There's a table over there @Anubis169 
Anubis169: argh, gonna have to look it up
Nigouki: hello
Anubis169:
Akisha Archer, I think I've sea pollution awareness piece she did the voiceover for 
Boopity:
This is why I absolutely despised slow-moving characters in Vampire Survivors. I still have no idea how you're supposed to play them to this day 
Boopity:
Ah, yes the eggs. I forgot about the eggs 
dagoth__ur_: just kill everything before they get close
TrinityKaiser: with aura-type damage
dagoth__ur_: snake seems fun
Nigouki: always snake
ghizmou: snek
Anubis169: 🐍
TrinityKaiser: SNAAAAAAAAAKE
Sethalidos: danger noodle
Nigouki: OMG
TrinityKaiser: doggo
Anubis169: LOL
Juliamon: MEOW
Nigouki: perfect kitty, no notes
dagoth__ur_: thats a cat
jhmv: It can haz cheeseburguer
Boopity:
That is definitely an unexpected portrayal 
Boopity: Weird dog
Juliamon: purrberus
Anubis169:
Food please
Chronomagistrate: Catberus
silenceaux: Genuinely one of the most unique interpretations of gluttony I've seen.
TrinityKaiser: never expected cerberus being a cat
jessicaengle: Can has cheezburgr
Geldaran: seriously, an I can haz cheeseburger reference in this day and age?
Boopity: Hungy cerbecat
jessicaengle:

dagoth__ur_: the hissies go out
calculated_uncertainties:
100
1
Anubis169:

dagoth__ur_: have you played Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road?
jhmv: in survivor clones like these, I'm always looking for garlic equivalent
Anubis169: what does garlic do?
Anubis169: besides taste amazing
jhmv: aoe around you
Anubis169: that'll be the garlic breath
Anubis169: but what does it do
TrinityKaiser: best simple item in vs in my opinion
Anubis169:
ahh, gotcha 
jhmv: since it's around you, it's both a good defense, and you don't need to worry about aiming, just walk and dodge
Anubis169: Speedy McSpeedPants!
Anubis169: oh helLO!!
Anubis169:

TrinityKaiser: retaliation
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Anubis169: !addquote (Matt G) [now] Who needs passive regen when you have active eating?
LRRbot: New quote #9560: "Who needs passive regen when you have active eating?" —Matt G [2026-04-13]
Anubis169: someone likes their onion rings spicy
e_bloc: do you even exist if you're not in the quote database
Anubis169: !findquote e_bloc
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Anubis169: I have bad news e_bloc
Boopity: Oh no
Juliamon: !quote e_bloc
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
e_bloc: that is my point exactly
Boopity: So... who are we talking to in chat?
e_bloc: tbh if the viewers were thinking about me I'd be a little confused
e_bloc: I'm just here to launder money via bits
Anubis169: choccies!
Boopity: e_bloc why would you expose yourself like this
e_bloc:
555 yes
Anubis169:

Boopity: "Did I unlock wrath", no that's in July
Anubis169: haven't seen Wrath if that particular sin is in this game
e_bloc: I feel like wrath is something you would know if you unlocked
Anubis169: Gluttony the Cat's upgrades are really putting in work here
Boopity: I really enjoy this game's visuals so far. The UI animations are nice
Anubis169: nom?
Anubis169:
🍔 
Anubis169: Goodness Gracious
Anubis169: !roll 1d3
e_bloc: if we take reaping now maybe we can take sowing later
Boopity: Reaping without sowing? Wha can go wrong
Juliamon: we removed !roll because we can't have nice things
mtfboom: Reap away!
Anubis169: oh right... yeah we did...
e_bloc: oh no
Boopity:
Reaping lends itself to more low-hanging fruit jokes 
e_bloc: I think critical method needs to rebrand
e_bloc: its just not sexy enough
Boopity: Sexy critical method?
Anubis169:
tell what it is reaping, the bitrate 
Boopity:
@Anubis169 That's how you know you're getting deep into a survivor-like run 
Boopity:

Anubis169: bye bye Brutus
Anubis169: oh WOW
e_bloc: hard same
Sethalidos: oh hell I'm a fan of all seven
Boopity: Me when I'm eating 3 burgers in one sitting
e_bloc: let's be honest, envy isnt a particularly fun sin
Sethalidos: really chat?
JKBalch: Sloth
Sethalidos: no other Firefly quotes
e_bloc: oh yeah sloth is up there
Boopity: Yeah, envy is the only one I would say is outwardly negative
e_bloc: gluttony and wrath are the ones that get me out of bed in the morning
Boopity: The other ones? Eh, I'll have some greed once in a while. As a treat. Some wrath? Sloth?
e_bloc: but now I'm on glp which I can only assume stands for gluttony somethjing something
Anubis169: the most difficult part of these sorts of games is starting over moving like a snail, just... urgh can't be bothered
Anubis169: need to make a cuppa tea in between
Boopity: @Anubis169 You just perfectly voiced an issue I didn't even realize I had with these games
Anubis169: not initial runs, the replays
e_bloc: yeah I think its that first intermediate phase where you go from doing jack-all to actually killing things
Anubis169: like going Mono-Sin?
Boopity: I'm at the combination evolution and taco bellf
e_bloc: but before you can't even process everything on the stream
Anubis169: De-more-nic
Boopity:

Boopity: Couldn't be me
Nigouki: two skulls huh
Nigouki: under the bar
Anubis169:

Anubis169: Congrats you killed death
Nigouki: and now you don't ever get to play as her ever again
Boopity: Yayy
Anubis169: take a screenshot for that build
Anubis169: hehehehe
Boopity: Go watch the VOD at youtube dot com slash LRR streams
Anubis169: !youtube
gsyhiap: Like, slay and subscribe!
e_bloc: poison putting in work
Anubis169:
Like Share and SubMIT!!! 
Nigouki: talk again to devil to unlock stuff?
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GreatWahooney: the one year!
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Anubis169: happy century!
GreatWahooney:

GreatWahooney: so is this the new Hades or what
Juliamon: vamp survivors
Anubis169: it's a bit different
Boopity: Vampire Survivors with a Hades aesthetic?
GreatWahooney: huh!
EvilBadman: And some Hades/ARPG stuff like a dodge and bosses with telegraphed attacks
GreatWahooney: sounds neat. gonna catch up on the vod later
Anubis169: a survival stage, dodgetastic
Boopity: Envy from marketing is one hell of a title
Juliamon: I like the idea of a more androgynous gorgon
Boopity: In the tone of camelup supercup: Movement up Damage up! Movement up Damage up!
Boopity: So true queen
Boopity: Fiending for a new sin to drop
Anubis169: more 🐍
Boopity: I love the idea of someone trying to reroll a sin irl
NapalmSideburns: oh we're only supposed to have one? I was kinda catching them all
Boopity: Oh hello
silenceaux: I think he saw the guitar but wasn't sure if he saw Falco
jhmv: Penetrating, thrusting, throbbing?
Boopity: The good ol' PTT
NapalmSideburns: All this slime, must be hayfever season
Boopity:

NapalmSideburns: Toss me, Wrath
jhmv: are we sure he's not lust?
NapalmSideburns: No I'm pretty sure we're lust at this point
Boopity: Real
Anubis169: one-sided?
Anubis169: could always ask ya preference at the start and swap character sprites
LeeshaJoy: I saw a webcomic back in the 2000s that depicted Lust as a flasher
Anubis169: ooo onion ring!
jhmv: there was a tmblr post making the rounds, I think, about how lust is normally designed as someone that inspires lust, but other sins are a toss up between inspiring and being afflicted by their sins
jhmv: so gluttony is almost always someone that eats a lot, and not a cook
NapalmSideburns: At least Slaanesh has it right by being half-and-half
Anubis169:
Gluttony in this one is a cat though 
Boopity: Top tier gluttony
Anubis169:
Chaosphere? 
Anubis169: one please
Juliamon: it's almost always an excuse to draw a pinup girl, and looking any deeper just gets you a face full of casual misogyny
TheMerricat: So what I mean now is, we need more depictions of Lust as a syphilistic Hugh Heifner?
Anubis169: wonder if caricatures are ever meant to be realistic
TheMerricat: God my phone is shitty today for speech to text.
Anubis169:
TheMerricat: someone out there is already working on the Michael Fassbender mod 
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Anubis169: there's your garlic!
jhmv: never enough slime
Anubis169: urgh, those red slimes are a pain in the backside
Boopity: Did somebody say more slime??
Anubis169: lol
Boopity:

NapalmSideburns: I thought it was the mouthfeel
Boopity: @NapalmSideburns D:
NapalmSideburns: @Boopity That's right Boopity, open wide! Here comes the slimeplane!
Anubis169: NOM!!
Anubis169: Clutch pickup at the last moment
NapalmSideburns: Hromph!
Anubis169: lol
Juliamon: eh, overtime happens
Anubis169: 20min tops according to the menu
Anubis169:
we'll survive 
Boopity: It's in their name! They must be good at dying
Anubis169: YES!!
Boopity: Gaming!
Anubis169: 2 characters down, nicely done!
NapalmSideburns: Video gamed!
NapalmSideburns: looks dope
Anubis169: feeling sold on it, wanna play!
Boopity: I am so ready to sin
Wolfstrike_NL: GGs
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
Anubis169: !youtube
NapalmSideburns: Patreon dot com, letting Matt sin
mrverbal: just a little sin, as a treat
Anubis169:
baaaaaaai 
NapalmSideburns:
ok bai! 
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Boopity: Is this game just a hidden sin personality test?
Anubis169: !schedule
JKBalch: One of many, one of many!
Boopity: LMAOOOO
KilrenKrae: matt this whole whisper voice youre doing....its good
Anubis169:
thanks Matt 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ghyllnox: o/
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Anubis169: !next
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