TXC2: title change!
TehAmelie: the wheel in the sky keeps on turning, as it were
TXC2: interesting that Wheeler went for Chinese there (assuming google hasn't lied to me)
Earthenone:
TXC2: CONTACT
Manae:
LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2 i was adding the no backseating tag and the first handful of options included chinese
LoadingReadyRun: felt on theme
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun fair do
Earthenone watched 40 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
MenomeAlice: No, backseating!
TheAinMAP: "Today!"
LoadingReadyRun: time for the least divisive show on Loading Ready Run
TrinityKaiser: Ben plays an unknown game, Nelson kicks ass in SF6, and I film everything while eating waffles: This is your card.
TXC2: here we GO!
MenomeAlice: It's divisive? Genuinely baffled
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
TheRatKings: Hello Wheeler
hyalopterous: Howdy, Wheeler
GhostValv:
already a rant 
Flyingdelorion: Hello Wheeler, hello chat!
TXC2: Ben Wheel I outta!
Xed_Regulus: Hello, Mr. Wheeler, sir.
SnackPak_: nice rebrand
bippityjones: Any plans on having a 4 player co-op with other LRR's
MenomeAlice: We are at best, casual acquaintances
SnackPak_: you got it, boss
yobigdogXL: copy that boss
noSmokeFire: can I interest you in a prohibition era mob boss
Juliamon: Studio B(odega)
TheRatKings: Gay privledge is getting to call Wheeler Ma'am
bippityjones: Oy mate gimme a pey whet
hyalopterous: Do they have bodegas in the UK
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TXC2: hyalopterous probably in London
GhostValv: hoss?
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
MenomeAlice: @hyalopterous We have corner shops/small shops
realmairzydoats: how much for this bibim bap, boss?
Earthenone:
is 0 a denomination of 5? 
GhostValv:
nickels are a denomination of 5 
splashcryptic: coca cola und Slay the Spire 2? yippee!
Juliamon: Osty Week continues
noSmokeFire: necrobinder is really neat
TXC2: !backseat
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TheRatKings: necrobinder is my fav
GhostValv: !heychat
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RayFK: I don't know shit about this game, baby I'm FRONTseating. "Wheeler what's that thing you did?" "Wheeler did you see the mountain?"
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon If this week we only had a game with skeletons on Nope 
Marvoleath: Can we... give you a hand?
Marvoleath:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I cannot backseat even though I sort of watched CTS yesterday
MenomeAlice: Stream broke when my cat meowed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MenomeAlice Cat too powerful, unable to nerf
TXC2: have the starting zones been the same each run?
yobigdogXL: good plan boss
bippityjones: Double shop means double the chance to find good buys
MenomeAlice: S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G We're shopping. Shopping.
WiJohn: Not really
the_walloper: not really
letsbelgo: Nah
MilkBreadTB: nah its just an upside
splashcryptic: lethality is my favorite necro build
Juliamon: Lethality put in some work for Adam last night
MilkBreadTB: oh then ngl I have no idea lol
noSmokeFire: more of a fiddledeedee than a hahahoohoo imo
goatprince: wheeler why are you killing my slugs
splashcryptic: doom is my other favorite build
letsbelgo: archtype unlocked
hyalopterous: DOOOOOOOM
hyalopterous: Doom is fun
MilkBreadTB: what did you think of the regent btw?
wertyy42: poison but can be worse because enemy still gets their turn before they die
TXC2: MilkBreadTB Wheeler said it was complicated but fun
wertyy42: dirge rocks
SnackPak_: theres the doom
wertyy42: i've really liked it
MenomeAlice: Regent looks like one you need to get a bunch of the unlocks for before it really gets going
noSmokeFire: regent is pretty good even without unlocks, but I definitely see what you mean about his builds being nonintuitive
SnackPak_: o7 slugs
MilkBreadTB: @goatprince whyd you leave all these slugs lying around?
goatprince: enrichment
TXC2: the first run is meant to be lost
GhostValv: I feel like Necro and Regent are very easy to misplay with
letsbelgo: yeah, no unlocks yet
noSmokeFire: she's doing her best!
MilkBreadTB: genuinely I have no idea, i dont like the necrobinder
SnackPak_: gotta do a warm-up run first to knock the dust off
Earthenone: she is the only charicter i got to the last dificulty with, but understand lack of direction
qegixar: The trick to Necrobinder is to make Osty big.
qegixar: Oh no, this guy is a killer
SnackPak_: everyone loves big hand
MilkBreadTB: they did just nerf this guy.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or get a lot of defense from a relic?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Defense/block no idea if those are different stats here
goatprince: e g g,,,,,
Juliamon: egg
Earthenone: any exciting cards?
qegixar: Defy is really strong
wertyy42: haunt is nice with your dirge
SnackPak_: early egg is rad
SoldierToken: Two osty attacks yeaaaa
qegixar: Egg doesn't help you beat this elite coming up
Juliamon: (to be clear I have not played either game, I am just pro-egg)
Marvoleath: !backseat
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wertyy42: fetch also good with your other osty attack
Thefluffiestguineapig:
(simply pro E G G)
MilkBreadTB: oh good lord
Marvoleath: "early egg is good" any food chain with a breakfast menu
letsbelgo: these boys are rude
MilkBreadTB: 16+6
TXC2: got stronky
ArtDecoSunburn: The kids do say that these days -- they're all about optimizing. I used to have college kids come to office hours to inquire about optimization strategies.
MilkBreadTB: these guys do the yoinky sploinky with your gold
Haroldholmes25: don't call him the sensual schemer for nothing
ArtDecoSunburn: The key to a Barry White voice is insomnia?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn I've said it for years but it was because it was a funny word in elementary school a lot of years ago (crumbles to dust) and adults found it amusing because of my verbosity
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Golden Axe viable because of card draw?
Juliamon: love punchybot
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or am I too MtG brained?
hyalopterous: They just keep getting bigger
letsbelgo: playset of ancestral
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's why you're the fluffliest. You got started early. I read Dickens and Thackery as a child, so when I was in elementary school I sounded like a Victorian novelist paid by the word.
TXC2: Ostie hand big, yeah yeah yeah, it's not small, no no no
Haroldholmes25: good lord
qegixar: It always feels rude waking up Lagavulin from her peaceful nap.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ArtDecoSunburn Yup that'll do it that's such a good story
FurthestChunk: jesus christ
EvilBadman: The Rattl'r
TXC2: EDGE
noSmokeFire: optimization tip: hit them until they die
hyalopterous: Rattled
MilkBreadTB: neurosurge nutty
Vonbane: wow neverending story reference. nice
Earthenone: who knew adding 6 ancestrals to your deck would work so well
Thefluffiestguineapig:
It seems like you understand this class now
Haroldholmes25: yeah
FurthestChunk: It is insane until you die to it lmao
Haroldholmes25: well it stacks up
EvilBadman: 3 doom a turn
FurthestChunk: Start of each turn dude
Earthenone: it keeps going, its like the one ring
GhostValv:
EvilBadman: Greatness at any cost
FurthestChunk: it is really good yeah
Haroldholmes25: it is insane
TXC2: 3 mana, draw 2 cards, get 3 poison counters ?
FurthestChunk: oh we doing osty storm
MilkBreadTB: I like the idea that this guy just talks like wheeler
Thefluffiestguineapig: So like your CFU'T character?
EvilBadman: the cowardice to not name it neurospicy
Juliamon: I think you could still pull it off
Invitare: if he ranks diet methods?
noSmokeFire: you must have grease in the prop closet
aerohydra: can do like a GLP-1 bit, got hooked on fittmaxxing?
Invitare: like where does Atkins go?
Thefluffiestguineapig: If he ranks diet methods or living in his car?
Vinewood_OG: Joined a cult?
EvilBadman: I mean, if you slouch and jut stomach out, that can do a lot to convey
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Oh that's very good
GhostValv: You do not know this man.
TXC2: number 1 diet? being an MMA fighter
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the diet methods would absolutely be cocaine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh for sure
TXC2:
just cut all that water weight 
wertyy42: you do not know this man
Gekyouryuu: He ranks diets, none of them the one he used, because he's gatekeeping it for himself
EvilBadman: His tier list is an MLM pyramid both in content and shape
3 raiders from TauTechnical have joined!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's the second voice till the last one then the facade melts
TXC2: hello Raiders
Juliamon: The process of having my gallbladder removed did result in significant weight loss
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the last one is just some kind of code word for drugs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon On purpose or no?
MilkBreadTB: I keep almost forgetting that questions do not equal "hey chat"
Juliamon: yeah, it REALLY needed to come out, it was a sack of gravel
letsbelgo: yeaaahhhh
Earthenone:
X spell for 10, seems good
hyalopterous: BIGBUG
GhostValv: those are some yaoi hands
Haroldholmes25: big hand on campus
letsbelgo: that was adam's deck last night with the boys
TrinityKaiser: i like how you started the run thinking tou were gonna lose and now you do 60 damage
letsbelgo: souls
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig While waiting for the surgery I had to avoid a lot of foods, so I just... ended up losing weight
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon 
noSmokeFire: max hand size is 10 cards or iirc hundreds of thousands of HP
TauTechnical: I'm going to have to go raid and run to the bathroom to hurl, I was playing Mirror's Edge and the tank controls were making my stomach explode...
TXC2: if I had a nickel for every time someone in chat today talked about not having their gallbladder, I'd have 2 nickels
Thefluffiestguineapig: Soooooooo not on purpose to avoid horrific pain, gotcha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 That is a surprising amount of nickels
qegixar: Max hand size is 10, except for Osty, who can get as big as you want
Juliamon: (I do really miss having it though since my GI system is all fucked up without it, but it's nice not having occasional debilitating agony that probably could have killed me)
MilkBreadTB: I kinda figured additional rattles would exponentially scale with eachother. I guess it makes sense that it doesnt...
Haroldholmes25: back in the cube draft mines taking a bunch of fetches
hyalopterous: Gonna makje fetch haappen?
qegixar: Forgot to pick up the shovel
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the game heard you resting and was like "are you sure?"
Juliamon: rip shovel
letsbelgo: rip shovel
MilkBreadTB: literally just didnt take ths shovel lol
Earthenone: i dident know you could not take a relic lol
GedankenPalast_: o7 shovel
Haroldholmes25:
derolopercy: Sup wheels
SnackPak_: whoops
GedankenPalast_:
you did not click 
FurthestChunk: Oh are we on the beta branch? I thought you couldn't skip relics
Haroldholmes25: they added the ability to skip
noSmokeFire: @FurthestChunk yeah, that's why dirge exhausts
derolopercy: Base ascension? I expected more wheels
qegixar: There are some relics with downsides and sometimes you want to skip, but yeah, it probably should warn you or something...
EvilBadman: @derolopercy 1st time with character this week
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me there's so many things that modern medicine can fix, but the number that are just either "shrug emoji" or "well, take it out"
TXC2: derolopercy he's playing each character each week
derolopercy: In that case, hope u have fun
MilkBreadTB: didnt open the game at ascension 10? insane
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Does the shovel count as a relic even though it is more a utility item? Interesting
noSmokeFire: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, if it goes in the top bar it's a relic
GhostValv:
are we cooked
Juliamon: It's just how the game categorizes nonconsumable items
Juliamon: they're all relics
Thefluffiestguineapig: As opposed to Fee Fi Fo here
FurthestChunk: oh they killed the shit out of borrowed time in the beta branch
derolopercy: @GhostValv hello I see someone else having a lack of voxy content
TXC2:
as someone who is really bad at the first game, it is gratifying seeing Wheeler make mistakes, gives me hope you know?
qegixar: Strength doesn't affect Osty's attacks.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 For sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Thefluffiestguineapig: For anyone who arrived partway into the stream
Haroldholmes25: mind demon claims another
noSmokeFire: go out on your own terms
hyalopterous: Unless you can kill him
Juliamon: On the upside, you learned a lot about this class
SnackPak_: that was a good first run
Thefluffiestguineapig: You scouted way more than you thought you would
GhostValv: this is something that I feel happens a lot to me with Necrobinder, which is feeling invincible into just dead
Juliamon: that was... a weird epoch choice
TheRatKings: Hard boss.
lightfut: An expedition? Sounds like we need to try 32 more times
Juliamon: guess who's back, back again
TXC2: love the Defect
e_bloc: the spice will flow
Wolfstrike_NL: Sounds like we got a doomsday over here
Thefluffiestguineapig: The amount of Doom referenced on cards in that run was high
Haroldholmes25: the tooltip ben
Juliamon: reread that one
n3ther: he can't read it's ok
Juliamon: for the 5th
TheRatKings: I love him too, but nowhere near as fun as playing with Osty
TXC2: Read? nah it's all vibes baby
vrulg: I *only* read my games.
Juliamon: Defect has some new tricks, but that's for later
Earthenone: if he dosent read, he gets free engagement
Spades_Slicc: In a recent interview a megacrit person talked about, as a hypothetical, there being 10 characters
n3ther:
Vinewood_OG: Just jingle the keys and skip tutorial.
MallyxZero: he is a magic the gathering player. he doesnt know how to read
Dandyfloss: but he read that one, get him!
Juliamon: fluidswap, take meds, etc
dolphgrim: Wait...we're allowed to piss?
TXC2: !break
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Vinewood_OG: Drink a water
TXC2:
dolphgrim as long as God can't see it, yes 
dolphgrim: @TXC2 Noted 🤔
Wolfstrike_NL: @TXC2 So only under the sheets?
TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL exactly
LoadingReadyRun: @dolphgrim encouraged even
LoadingReadyRun: here at Loading Ready Run, we support everyone to piss, even those with tiny tanks
TXC2: and we're back
FurthestChunk: @LoadingReadyRun +2
Gekyouryuu: Well, chat, I'm freaking out a little. Was expecting a secret lair to arrive today, haven't seen the mail carrier yet, and yet it says it was delivered two and a half hours ago, so I'm worried someone stole it
dolphgrim: @LoadingReadyRun 🥹
TXC2: block with set mechanic
qegixar: @Gekyouryuu did you check under the door mat?
Gekyouryuu: @qegixar Having it delivered to work, no door mat
Earthenone:
now that is block with set mechanic
Spades_Slicc: Went to hell
Haroldholmes25: doom dimension
FurthestChunk: in the doom hole
TXC2: away, it go away
Spades_Slicc: ya
Haroldholmes25: correct
dungeonmasteralek: ye
qegixar: You sent a slug to hell. I hope you're happy with yourself.
WiJohn: Yes
GhostValv: ye
FurthestChunk: it sure is
SnackPak_: yes boss
MallyxZero: yep
dolphgrim: @Gekyouryuu I think that often mail carriers will mark a package as 'not delivered due to complications" and it registers as 'delivered' for a while
Haroldholmes25:
Gekyouryuu: We called the post office. Seems it was a replacement mail carrier today who just does not know this area and might've misdelivered it, so hopefully i get it tomorrow. -_-
TXC2:
Gekyouryuu here's hoping 
hyalopterous: Defy is a solid defense card
Haroldholmes25:
not the consequences 
CaptainSpam: Thorns: Sadly not one of the superhero Thor's better-known powers.
GhostValv: Clap
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
qegixar: At least doom doesn't count as damage
MallyxZero: doom doesnt count towards the 15 max damage
GedankenPalast_: G'night TXC2
GhostValv: gottem
Spades_Slicc: Wait till he sees Reaper
hyalopterous: Nice
Spades_Slicc: Me travelling across the american south "I'll try Missouri"
qegixar: He runs before doom, fyi
qegixar: nvm you got it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Since when is Missouri part of the South? It is geographically part of the southern USS
Thefluffiestguineapig: *US
GhostValv:
hyalopterous: It's this guy
Spades_Slicc: You're right i should have said southern united states
GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig Missouri was a slave state for starters
Chaser617: Ares haven't given you his boon yet
GhostValv:
spired
hyalopterous: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Thadrin46: Where's the card doom? There's supposed to be earth shattering card doom.
e_bloc: we're saved
I_Luv_Pokeymanz: hey everybody, doom here
Spades_Slicc: You can play doom on this game?
e_bloc: rip
Haroldholmes25: simply take no damage obviously
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller How are you defining "slave state" here because so was Arkansas but I wouldn't call it part of "the South"
FurthestChunk: is this seriously the argument we're having here today dog
hyalopterous: Good news is Doom is good against this guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I take that back, Arkansas is part of the South, Oklahoma is a better example
Haroldholmes25:
dungeonmasteralek: Americans try not to talk about politics challenge
e_bloc: I'm trying to forget we have history
FurthestChunk: wait i thought this was the palestine power hour
dolphgrim: Out of context I'm listening to this stream like 👀👀👀
e_bloc: I found your views on israel to be enlightening
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't talk about my job, I can't talk about my particular area of history (early modern European history)
e_bloc: its just too bad you picked the wrong city
iPsyop: aren't we supposed to have those conversations in Hasan's chat arguing with him
e_bloc: I'm talking about the map game, no idea what you are talking about
Thefluffiestguineapig: If not being a fan of genocide is old fashioned then sign me up
e_bloc: what is old will be new again
FurthestChunk: i assume they're talking about the map game from the end of gmm today but also like, i don't get the "no idea what you're talking about" in response to hating genocide lmao
e_bloc: I must pee but I have no cloaca
BenByTheWay: Anyone conflating being anti-genocide and war crimes as being anti-semetic is arguing in bad faith
Juliamon: hey chat please, let's fucking move on
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc If you have a cloaca you cannot pee
FurthestChunk: no I think we should turn emote only back on
e_bloc:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fun fact: animals with cloacas have a single excretion
BenByTheWay: That is a daring choice to not heal but maybe that's why I haven't made itnto Ascension 3.
Juliamon: did you know there's nothing stopping you for only communicating with emotes
Juliamon: *from
Strebenherz:
e_bloc:
Juliamon: you can just do it
Thefluffiestguineapig:
e_bloc:
SnackPak_:
Earthenone:
dolphgrim:
Juliamon: In general we try to avoid political discussion in here because people use this space to escape from the relentless pressure in the rest of their lives
MallyxZero: production goes hard, esp if you can upgrade it
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's why I went hard on cloaca facts
qegixar: With Anchor, Anchor??, and Bread, you could auto block turn one and pass.
BenByTheWay: I think community is more necessary than escapism
Juliamon: We can have both, but I would prefer to not be the only mod around when it's happening
Juliamon: it's not escapism, it's putting your mask on before assisting others
Dr_fragenstien: I’m here to hang out and watch wheeler play card games. which does include listening to wheeler say wheeler things
Juliamon: you can't do anything when you're in perpetual panic mode
ghyllnox: So, do talk about current politics, don't talk about history? If I have that right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: But not putting a bunch of pressure on the mod (Juliamon) is also part of that
FurthestChunk: i mean i show up when there's shit like riftbound of course we don't care about the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox I assume certain history. If I went deep on my masters area I bet that would be all fine
Gekyouryuu:
At least you play the game while not giving a shit about it, unlike, say, Let's Nope
Deity091: Out of curiosity, what's your experience with STS in general? Did you play the first game or did you start with 2?
Juliamon: He played the first game, enjoyed it but not to the extent most people did
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Gekyouryuu Or they continue to play the game when one host is actively not enjoying it
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm sure there's a nonzero amount of games where it would even be on-topic
Strebenherz: besides shandalar, are there other old obscure mtg games you would recommend peeps check out?
iPsyop: it's no Shandalar, thats for sure.
Dr_fragenstien: nice!
Haroldholmes25: scrungled that worm
Seventy111: Hell yeah it's the bone lady
FurthestChunk: ey bby how thick that deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Early Modern European soft power stuff is so rarely relevant, I get more use out of the other half which was Early modern archaeology of the same region (ran out of money plus the Pandini before I could finish the masters) and ancillary knowledge. And my current career
derolopercy: My best deck ever was 1 hellraiser, 2 pommel strikes
dungeonmasteralek: Mask is so fire here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FurthestChunk The hand is also getting thicc
MallyxZero: earring isnt terrible. the energy makes up for the first turn being random
BenByTheWay: I'm bad at this minigame. Avoid purple if you can
Dr_fragenstien: pretty good!
Thefluffiestguineapig: You've assembled a minigun of DOOM
derolopercy: U could 100% take a elite
drdudeman: this is a nice doom run
drdudeman: mine always fall apart
Haroldholmes25: oblivion and oblivion remastered?! pog
BenByTheWay: Hubris onlynleads to downfall
kristof162028: Good afternoon Ben how are you doing today?
drdudeman: but that 0 cost power with innate sure helps!
GhostValv: sheesh
BenByTheWay: Is there a reason to not drink thorns immediately?
GhostValv: geez
Haroldholmes25: ez pz
Juliamon: "oh"
GedankenPalast_: Pfff gg ez
TheRatKings: @BenByTheWay never needed it. Otherwise, no
Johogomono: Woah
hyalopterous: rekt
SnackPak_: where'd they go?
Dr_fragenstien: holy cow. I was not a believer after the act 2 boss, but damn
Thefluffiestguineapig:
That keeps happening 
dm818: I wonder how much damage the person who has dealt the most damage has done
GhostValv:
eye friend
hyalopterous: He's great
FurthestChunk: Orobas is my favourite of the act two ancients
BenByTheWay: He's an Ancient like Neow
Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume these are fill in art?
SnackPak_: good for Garbo
Thefluffiestguineapig: (Not the eye friend, but these epoch ones)
Juliamon: yeah they're temp assets
FurthestChunk: they do say placeholder in the corner of the art
FurthestChunk: who else up brewing they boned
FurthestChunk: bones
FurthestChunk: dangit
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Juliamon: piss party
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FurthestChunk Bone hurting juice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FurthestChunk I'm watching on my TV
derolopercy: Dude I've been playing on Ascension 10 for like a week, that looked so easy 😭
ThanhtTheBoss: OMG, I keep forgetting to watch The Panalysts! I love that show.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThanhtTheBoss All of the episodes this season have been bangers
ThanhtTheBoss: They're all bangers, I've been so excited every time I've seen a reminder. While I'm at work. Then forgetting by the time I go home. lol
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you at work now? If not feel free to go watch them all!
ThanhtTheBoss: I am at work. *cries*
ThanhtTheBoss:
And I leave in 5 minutes or so.
derolopercy: I'm at school *cries*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThanhtTheBoss Well there you go! If you're watching this on mobile these messages proooobably won't be too buried?
Juliamon: damn a school that doesn't have twitch blocked??
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Might be on mobile or at a university
derolopercy: @Juliamon I found a port for google
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also please don't specify if it's below university level
ThanhtTheBoss: Naw, I watch on my work computer. Because generally speaking, LRR is not too provocative to get me in trouble.
GhostValv: D: oh no
derolopercy: I've just been playing arena and sts2 lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThanhtTheBoss Your work is SO CHILL
CaptainSpam: Let's hear it for proper urination!
ThanhtTheBoss: @Thefluffiestguineapig Local government, pretty chill where I live.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
This is the closest to a "hand raised emote" I have
ThanhtTheBoss:
I love this game and chat and even you, B. Wheeler. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThanhtTheBoss Also your local government deciding LRR is ok is fantastic for your direct supervisor
ThanhtTheBoss: @Thefluffiestguineapig I work in a space where I see my supervisor once a day. And the IT guy sometimes asks what I'm watching on Twitch, haha.
iPsyop: lil ol me ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThanhtTheBoss Even better
ThanhtTheBoss: Okay, I better run. You all have a great night!
ThanhtTheBoss: (I love spiral, it feels so good.)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThanhtTheBoss Be safe! Enjoy Panalysts!
dagoth__ur_: i dont believe you
iPsyop: impossible lol.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne works there and so does Matt, you will be overridden there unfortunately
Micalovits: I mean, I could stop my patreon on twitch sub if you really want it
Strebenherz: 31
iPsyop: 35
GhostValv: D:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Going behind the dumpsters
CaptainSpam: It'd be content!
Micalovits: "Come see this neat hole we dug for you!"
Strebenherz: wait, ulmer's the youngest at like 34. so like 35/36 at most?
ghyllnox:
SnackPak_:
Strebenherz: shit i was incorrect
GhostValv: sheesh
Vinewood_OG: "This is a workplace"
hyalopterous: Well done.
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN Wheeler
Strebenherz: i thought ulmer was the youngest
ghyllnox: @Strebenherz Not anymore, there's Matt and Jordynne
damascus_crowe: How christlike
iPsyop: I WAS CLOSE !
Strebenherz: DAMMIT I GOT GOT
FurthestChunk: why is chat keeping track of these peoples' ages
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz I think Jordynne is the youngest
Juliamon: Once you get past 35 it gets hard to keep track IME
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Strebenherz: agreed
Vinewood_OG: The last 6 years didn't happen.
fjordsword: It's the age ... mental acuity goes first
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pandini screwed up everything else
hyalopterous: 28?
Micalovits: 29 or 30 i think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Still in their 20's
NotCainNorAbel: this is becoming a math problem
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beyond that no idea
goatprince: you'd think my brain would've turned on after having a coffee today
Micalovits: On, off, same same
Thefluffiestguineapig:
I only am certain Jordynne is the youngest because they mention it a lot on Jackbox streams
goatprince: i'm 'tumblr millennial' posting
Juliamon: iykyk
damascus_crowe: Is the difference measured in the amount of back pain they experience?
goatprince: Two Of Them. do you get this reference
iPsyop: I mean.... I was a myspace milennial
FurthestChunk: y'all gotta stop making me feel weird for not knowing the age of any of the people at lrr
goatprince: if you do then you're tumblr
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not tumblr millennial, I know what that is
Seventy111: wheeler are you doing the LRR sealed league?
Juliamon: it's better if you don't know
Micalovits: Far to late for that
dougma: I don't want to know your ages
Juliamon: !league
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the difference between "elder millennial" and tumblr millennial
Earthenone: 6-7 years
FurthestChunk: wait i thought you were my best friend fr fr
goatprince: tumblr millennial is more socially isolated
Micalovits: "spry"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FurthestChunk I don't know ages except Adam (because he talks about it on Let's Nope a lot) and that Jordynne is youngest
GhostValv: what if I have tumblr millenial energy but ibuprofen needs?
damascus_crowe: Like I said, it's the back pain that acts as the divide. That crooked achey spine...
Seventy111: I just assume everyone is exactly 1 year older than me so I don’t feel bad about having my life together in comparison
iPsyop: I'm your age, but somehow still "elder millennial" lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goatprince So the overlap is neurodivergent enough to where the genetic issues gave them ibuprofen needs and social isolation?
Juliamon: the difference is whether you care about modern "generations"
FurthestChunk: mind you i am so bad at knowing the ages of people in my life
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon And this is where I've landed!
Micalovits: I hate this bastard elite
Juliamon: I know we're all desperate to put ourselves in boxes, but not doing so is also an option
goatprince: regardless of whatever everyone else is saying, i'm still noticing you're not liking and reblogging my reblogs of horny KCD2 fanart
FurthestChunk: boulder gaming
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon The box I put myself in is "I hate your boxes"
Micalovits: Boulder Gaming^tm
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Boulder likes the idea of The Boulder doing some Boulder Gaming
Juliamon: yep, hand get big
Thefluffiestguineapig: Every turn!
goatprince: bigger than before
Spades_Slicc: Osty and the Sovereign's Sword with the Regent get bigger the more they number up
Juliamon: it was funny last night when they all had Ostys of different sizes
fjordsword: You always grow by one at the start of each turn long as it ain't died
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That's hysterical
Juliamon: like, Nelly's Osty was so teeny
yobigdogXL: that luffa got feet
Gekyouryuu: This guy is for sure one of my favorite new enemies
Micalovits: A really weird card
hyalopterous: Eidolon is a weird one.
goatprince: yo who up exhausting they hand
Juliamon: extremely niche card
Micalovits: Its decent in the souls deck
Earthenone: maybe it could cross class into that regent deck with the million rocks in hand
goatprince: staaaaahhhhhp
Dr_fragenstien: they don't exhaust
MallyxZero: they dont exhaust and they go thru armor
Dr_fragenstien: helath is a resource
dagoth__ur_: EZ
WiJohn: EZPZ
hyalopterous: last hp is the only one that matters
Dr_fragenstien: coulda used seance that fight lol
ghizmou: it s great
Dr_fragenstien: it's good, it's exponential
Haroldholmes25: hang and seance are both great yeah
FurthestChunk: murders the crap out of bosses
derolopercy: Hang is busted with the amount of soul u have
tenthtechpriest: hang is the boss plan
Earthenone: 10-20-40 yeah
Dr_fragenstien: hang is great with souls too
Juliamon: Oh, there's our new buddy
Haroldholmes25: let's go new eye ancient pog
dungeonmasteralek: You have a lot of souls to redraw hang
Dr_fragenstien: orobas has my favorite boons
rosesmcgee: I think it was the 30th anniversary of steamed hams yesterday. Very recently.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee 0.o
rosesmcgee: It's an Albany expression
cmdrzellgaudis: it’s a new Albany dialect
goatprince: one of the GMM book covered was about steamed hams
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to crumble to dust now
FurthestChunk: this is an incredible display of autism
Juliamon: Is This Your Neurodivergence?
Spades_Slicc: Each combat not turn
Vinewood_OG: "I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up, I was in here."
rosesmcgee: Is remembering lines from the simpsons verbatim autism? If so, I need to get a diagnosis...
ghyllnox: I feel like if that was the title there'd be the option for alternate hosts
Dr_fragenstien: it's good to have more than one thing going on in your deck
Micalovits: Most of Necro's archetypes mix quite well which is nice
Dr_fragenstien: me when i'm meeting my back alley dealer and I'm totally not an undercover cop: "Where's my smack?"
Spades_Slicc: Summon came back and cleared the hang debuff
cmdrzellgaudis watched 125 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
The Aurora Borealis. in this part of the country. at this time of year. at this hour. all localized in your kitchen.
Micalovits: "Yes"
cmdrzellgaudis: can I see it?
Micalovits: Ummm... No
cmdrzellgaudis: well you’re a strange fellow Seymour. but you steam a good ham.
SnackPak_: o7
GhostValv: D:
Micalovits: o7
Juliamon: I didn't draw any Doom...
Vinewood_OG: To the blaghole!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vinewood_OG Blaghole!
Thefluffiestguineapig: How many turns is it banished for?
ghyllnox: @rosesmcgee It's worth mentioning that my allistic (not autistic) sister could quote the entirety of The Princess Bride except for the The Machine and The Fire Swamp scenes as a tweenager
Dog_of_Myth:
couchboyj: No no no, patented Skinner Memes
goatprince: wheeler, go full tumblr mode and celebrate neil bangin' out the tunes
goatprince: he did it flawlessly, a decade ago
ghyllnox: Niel? But what about Homestuck?
ghyllnox: *Neil
goatprince: the what
FurthestChunk: @ghyllnox that first bit just makes think of the tiny tim, who did NOT die bit
Strebenherz:
it is april 13th. Here is neil, banging out the tunes 
derolopercy: Hang is your finisher
FurthestChunk: tiny tim, who is NOT autistic
SeismicLawns: I think it's hang
derolopercy: Hang is the single best finisher for the soul deck
Micalovits: I mean, there is also the souls trike or what its called
derolopercy: I think u just need to get rid of basic strike and defends and stuff
KeytarCat: Oh, hang DOUBLES each time???
Haroldholmes25: yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Micalovits A tricycle for souls amuses me
derolopercy: Yeah......, I've done 640 with it 😬
ArtDecoSunburn: @rosesmcgee You should check out "Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play." Post-apocalyptic piece with survivors gathered around a campfire trying to remember Simpsons episodes.
TrinityKaiser: wasn’t there a card that dealt dmg equal to souls in exhaust?
Micalovits: Upgraded Seance is so nice
Haroldholmes25: the mirror?!
Dr_fragenstien:
the mirror
Micalovits: Ask and you shall recive
Haroldholmes25: ask and you shall receive I guess
Dr_fragenstien: graveblast is also great with hang
Dr_fragenstien: yeah
derolopercy: It did but the machine thing stopped some of it
goatprince: that's all folks
Micalovits: Artefact is as always ruede
Thefluffiestguineapig: Every time someone says _________ is great with hang my brain immediately supplies the song Hanging Tree and/or the animated Robin Hood gallows
ThanhtTheBoss: Okay, I have returned and queued up The Panalysts for after Ben is done with "Is This Your Card?"
Haroldholmes25:
Dr_fragenstien: when the janitor comes out
ThanhtTheBoss:
I saw you are in an/some episodes.
Micalovits: Are you sweeping the gays of their feet with your game?
goatprince: remember to comment 'where's juniper' to all the non-juniper containing panalyst episodes
ThanhtTheBoss: His humor is sweeping me off my feet. But don't tell him.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goatprince So all but one?
goatprince:
yeah...
ThanhtTheBoss: @goatprince Your wish is my command, my goat prince
Thefluffiestguineapig: You absolutely could sneak Juniper onto every set at LRR and see how long it takes people to notice
GhostValv: Sheesh
goatprince: serge will start sneezing is the thing
hyalopterous: Hung him out to dry
fnoggchamp:
Now you're getting the hang of it 
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are plenty of people who would 3d print people's pets
ballesta25: That counts souls
Dr_fragenstien: yeah none of these are awesome. It does not count souls
ThanhtTheBoss: Yeah, a slim Hang deck looks really good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goatprince Pictures/models.
ballesta25: @Dr_fragenstien Oh, right, they're exhaust, not etheral
Dr_fragenstien: brilliant scarf is good with souls, but you don't really have any payoffs for it
ThanhtTheBoss: She's my favorite Eternal
ballesta25: *ethereal
Micalovits: Scarf so good
Thefluffiestguineapig: What does all cards having "glam" mean?
itsZenegos: replay with hang tho
goatprince: nice !
Dr_fragenstien: @Thefluffiestguineapig they gain replay 1 on their first play
ThanhtTheBoss: Glam is an enchant that makes card rewards have replay once a match.
Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig it gives "glam" to future card rewards, so only new cards won in combat, nothing already owned or from shop
Dr_fragenstien: notably iirc it doesn't enchant your deck, it enchants future card rewards, which is a real bummer
ThanhtTheBoss:
Unfortunately, it doesn't apply backwards.
KeytarCat:
@Thefluffiestguineapig hehe, just start sending Serge models of other cast members' pets Also, Hi Fluff!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Dr_fragenstien: I picked it once misreading it and was so dissapointed, especially in act 3 where your probably shouldn't be picking up too many more cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hi KeytarCat! I meant as an escalating project to sneak Juniper onto every set at LRR and see if/when people notice. Then it could cascade
ThanhtTheBoss: @Dr_fragenstien This must be my big failure in this game. I love taking new cards and having a bloated deck.
Micalovits: Zuul'ka?
solarpunkskeleton: i genuinely think hang is one of my favorite necrobinder cards
ThanhtTheBoss: ? can be a shop, too, but that's rolling the dice
Dr_fragenstien: @ThanhtTheBoss oh I have won more times than I care to admit with 40+ card decks, but noticing "Oh my deck is killing, I shouldn't mess with it anymore" has also helped my winrte
Micalovits: Large decks are also less vulnerable to status cards
Thefluffiestguineapig:
What are the chances
Haroldholmes25: x to doubt
Dr_fragenstien: @Micalovits in act 3 there's only 1 elite fight and no bosses that it's a real issue for, and if you have a small deck you can better kill it before it becomes a problem
CaptainSpam: Ahhh, mango juice.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mangoes are delicious
Dr_fragenstien: don't forget you can use seance on curses
Dr_fragenstien: D:
iPsyop: get got
Thefluffiestguineapig: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Micalovits: If I was a chatter, I would simply not read and backseat anyway
Dr_fragenstien: ok streamer
jhmv: do better
iPsyop: @Micalovits that is the true chatter MO
andysoo89: Have you tried making the good play and not the bad play?
Gekyouryuu: given your love of haggling, Wheeler, I could see you ending your sentences with "Do barter."
ThanhtTheBoss: I hope not to say 'do better' at pre-release this weekend. But I fear I will face many newbies
dungeonmasteralek: Just find the street
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@andysoo89 Or always doing the optimal thing rather than the fun or simply good thing
Spades_Slicc: If only you had a card that exhausted your hand
Spades_Slicc:
Mr_Horrible: "I'll get you next time, Gadget!"
ThanhtTheBoss: Red Mask, classic
Thefluffiestguineapig: That animation is amazing
wertyy42: ooh devour liufe
Dr_fragenstien: delicious souls
Xaunaught: How are we enjoying Bone Hand time?
wertyy42: devour life upgrade is summon 2 its great
FurthestChunk: oh these fuckers
FurthestChunk: i hate these guys
Gekyouryuu: now that we're out of the shop, and it wouldn't be backseating to refer to it, I love the idea of Gold Axe in a Souls build
CaptainSpam: These new Kirby characters are becoming too derivative.
wertyy42: yes
Mr_Horrible: sheeeeesh
Micalovits: -i love them if you are doing the ethereal build
ThanhtTheBoss: Yeah, this is a rude company
FurthestChunk: It's the middle guy making them ethereal
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH you pieces of shit how dare they
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you get the upgrades back?
FurthestChunk: I play magic I don't read
FurthestChunk: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah it's just temporary
iPsyop: what's reading ?
andysoo89: @thefluffiestguineapig after you kill them
KeytarCat: That death animation looked like you punched the magi in the dick
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Reading the card explains the card/reading the game explains the game
Mr_Horrible: can we make this Flail Knight into a Fail Knight? tune in next time
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ThanhtTheBoss: By the seat of your pants, amazing!
kirbyrocks: what a gamer Clap
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: By the skin of your teeth!!!!
Mr_Horrible: Carl Sagan voice "Billions and Billions"
solarpunkskeleton: that one's rough, yeah
Mr_Horrible: narrator voice "it was that bad"
andysoo89: Saved by the fan
ThanhtTheBoss: "Hold the door"
rosesmcgee: @Mr_Horrible Sounded like my dentist
Micalovits: Something something backseating about curses
Earthenone: hes hungy
Mr_Horrible: jeez
Camail: he eata the cards
ghizmou: that s an hungry door
CaptainSpam: Rude.
kirbyrocks:
Desruprot:
FurthestChunk: 4/10 no ring
dev_3: did they update this door guy? idr these mechanics lol
fnoggchamp: Oh they updated thus guy, thats way worse
kirbyrocks: you got this
otakubox0: this is an update on the beta branch
Spades_Slicc: You're on the beta branch now
Mr_Horrible: bad things are happening
FurthestChunk: so this is the beta branch
EsperDerek1: They've changed door guy about three times in the beta branch, yeah.
ThanhtTheBoss: Is this the beta path? I don't remember this at all.
wertyy42: this is beta and new
ThanhtTheBoss: Oh, I see.
Dr_fragenstien: @fnoggchamp yeah this is the beta branch, he's been going through some changes
hyalopterous: This is the betar branch yeah
andysoo89: This is a slightly nerfed version from the previous beta branch
ghizmou: this is great
Gekyouryuu: this *sucks*
kirbyrocks: LMAOOOO
Desruprot: they changed door guy?
iPsyop: got hullbreachered XD
Gekyouryuu: why would they do this?
damascus_crowe: RIP to a real one.
Earthenone: its like the boss is playing calvinball now lol
baneless27:
CaptainSpam: So... dead, then? Dead.
kirbyrocks: LUUUUUUUUUUUL
FurthestChunk: this guy is awful
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is NONSENSE
iPsyop: Narset this you ???
Uniclonus: That boss is godawful
andysoo89: Turns out, both strimmer and chat can’t read
Micalovits: Damn, I like that they changed the door guy but this is so rude
Micalovits: I love it
dev_3: i hate that boss and now they made it harder lol
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, you kinda have to know what he's doing before you get to him
Thefluffiestguineapig: They should put something across the screen with what changed
iPsyop: @andysoo89 hard to read text I can
skintbint: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Cronos: The New Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:09 from now).
iPsyop: can't see
FurthestChunk: Oh I love Darv too
kirbyrocks: DARV Pog
ThanhtTheBoss: Awww, I was having so much fun!
ThanhtTheBoss:
Yeah, she's pretty cool.
dev_3: necrobinder is my most favourite as well
RetroHibiscus: it'll be pondering time
Mr_Horrible: I feel like the necro play patterns are cool, yeah
Micalovits: Necrobinder or Silent for me
Wolfstrike_NL:
no we can't help you, did you not see the nobackeating tag ?
Gekyouryuu: Defect is the character I've done the best with so far, but I haven't played this game nearly enough
ThanhtTheBoss:
FurthestChunk: can't wait to see CHOICEDONG again
ThanhtTheBoss: Cronos is so good.
ThanhtTheBoss: Ooooo Sealed League! I'm excited
kirbyrocks: D:
SnackPak_: oooohhhhhh
hyalopterous: Superman is from Smallville
GhostValv:
rosesmcgee: That's not how I do it but could be a west berlin thing
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