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Juliamon: lmao
KeytarCat: love a snailcat
e_bloc: was not sure to expect cat-snail or cats-nail but pleasantly surprised
JessieImproved: gif officially appreciated
KeytarCat: A friend of mine got their copy of The Cats of Mont Saint-Michel, and three of the cats (PCs) are: a dog with a musket! Three mice with a spear! An owl!
lamina5432: evenin
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mulligan2six: What's happening Nopelets?
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e_bloc:
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BraveOthello: I'm just here for the podcast
Fanklok: Now it would be immensely funny if they didn't finish
Juliamon: !bing
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BraveOthello: Windows noises! Ahhhhhh!
e_bloc: if you turn off your monitor its all a podcast
TomatoKigu:
Ben and Adam's podcast hour is my favourite part of the week. 
e_bloc: death, taxes, windows noise at 8 pm EST
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TomatoKigu: Oh I filed my taxes today. Tax agency website errored on me because my revenue was negative for 2025. π
e_bloc:

DMGlol: it is thyme
paronomasiac042: i can't believe the end of cronos is finally here.
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Forlorgen: Is it finally the end!!!!
e_bloc: I assume they will finish the game or throw it in the ocean by the end of stream
maclaglen: One can hope
Mr_Horrible:
shoddy software breaking when it encounters a straightforward use case the devs still didn't think of? It's more likely than you think 
Nigouki: it me, i'm the one viewer
Forlorgen: I want Adam to shoot the game into space
TomatoKigu: ngl I lowkey hope the game ends early so we can enjoy whatever shitpost of a game Ben got cued up for us next.
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Kentosaurus:

Dog_of_Myth:

baltimore_667083: hi Ben! hi Adam!
DMGlol:

Orxolon:

xantos69: Are you in baby jail?
baltimore_667083: free them!
shendaras:

paronomasiac042: spoops!
Mr_Horrible: there's been a fair number of bite-size horror games coming out while they've been on this, so no shortage of things to fill the space
mister_nibbles: oh noes the bois are in horny jail
DMGlol: dumb babies jail
MilkInBags: baby jail
TomatoKigu: I did.
the_bubble_machine watched 45 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
π«‘
Nigouki: ya
e_bloc: time for parole
Astramentha: ya
jadielady: we did
lamina5432: meh
elmolovessmack: Big time
Mr_Horrible: okay it makes more sense that Adam hates Spoopifer if Spoopifer is ostensibly the warden of Baby Jail
Fanklok: Graham was here
lamina5432: we had graham
MilkInBags: i dont miss this game
raulghoulia: I remember watching a stream on Tuesday
trebuchetboy: Missed you not sure how much I misseed Chronos
paronomasiac042: it was forever. i counted
DMGlol: now we get double the stream today
Mr_Horrible: RUNNAH
e_bloc: what do you mean, W+P had its regular stream on saturday like always
Mai_Andra: bonus UNI night
Mr_Horrible: YOU GOTTA LAY AN UPPAH DECKAH IN ALL THE UESC TOILETS RUNNAH
Mr_Horrible: AND THEN EXFIL
kingandcommoner: that's one too many v's
Vinewood_OG: Of all the games I've seen, it certainly is one of them
MilkInBags: more like moronthon
thatguysteve2709: It's halo tarkov
Mr_Horrible: Mayor Of Thong
Fanklok: Have you guys looked into Scamline for a CTS?
MilkInBags: more like pee v pee
mister_nibbles:
im always fascinated by people that willing play league of legends 
Mr_Horrible: it's closer to Hunt than Tarkov or Arc, tbh
DMGlol:
yay
e_bloc: tbh everything is just reskinned destiny to me
Nigouki: Marathon is one of those games that's "I wish this had single player cuz I'm too old for online shooty"
Mr_Horrible: James gets any champ designed after 2017 and his brain is gonna start leaking out his ears
Dog_of_Myth:

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Kipstar: last time I subbed I got shot, so let's see how this goes...
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Mr_Horrible:
surely lightning won't strike TWICE Kipstar 
Fanklok: Get James on Taric
Jadaris: game pass unlocks all characters fwiw
MilkInBags: no strings attached ha
Mr_Horrible: he's found his lane, we should all be so lucky
Nigouki: Does James do any bow stuff irl or does he waste his physique only on golf?
e_bloc: I get it, I'm 41
e_bloc: I do old person things
rosesmcgee: Aimed Shot and Precise Shot
MilkInBags: your gimmick is being tall and you still do that?
Saintnex: Yea, bow skills are always silly
e_bloc: but do you explosive shot
MacbethSeemsSus: You can now shoot TWO arrows!
Fanklok: This bow skill makes it rain arrows, this bow skill fires 15 arrows at once, this bow skill fires several arrows in a row
xantos69: But if you just look at them... you know that.
Mr_Horrible:
just do what FF does, and attach something completely unrelated to it (music) 
Manae: James has done nothing in Minecraft but dig holes for six years. He does not branch muchh
Saintnex: and I say that as a massive lover of bow characters in rpgs
shendaras: But what about slams
Mai_Andra: eternal seismic hammer time
Mr_Horrible: "I'm gonna bust"
DMGlol: I cast fist
Astramentha: I just wanna be Robin Hood okay
MilkInBags: they do not kneel at the altar of unga
public_key_reveal_party: I did archery irl, and I never play archers in video games
dpj2009:

Riandisa: My friend gives me a hard time because I consistently prefer support classes in games
rosesmcgee: You have to respect James focus
Mr_Horrible: that cleave is so juicy tho, they're a knower
GamerCat88: classic tank
Fanklok: What's so special about May 6?
Mr_Horrible: "Just have mit 4 head"
mister_nibbles:
i miss shadowlands demon hunter tank. didnt need a group 
MilkInBags: bleh, respecting james
lamina5432: he said recently that he might not even like bow guys anymore
Mr_Horrible: there was an era where MM wasn't Lone Wolf?
Mr_Horrible: weird
dpj2009: James is a big softie, don't tell him I said that
Mr_Horrible: "I have to water my fish"
DMGlol: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: you at least know the milk was real
Manae:
@Mr_Horrible I can't play MM anymore since it became forced. My poor grimtotem spirit wolf can't be sent away 
Saintnex:
He doesnt want to break another powerbar 
public_key_reveal_party: Maybe they were aiming for plausible deniability
Mr_Horrible: @Manae oh I didn't realize it was just fully baked in now, feels a tad weird that the 2 ranged specs are now at the extreme ends and you have to do melee if you want 1 buddy
Nigouki: booooooooo
serramarkov: Congrats to the CSA, thanks for working with us, especially now!
Vinewood_OG:

Saintnex: Boo this man lol!
Fanklok: Ben I'm timing you out for 10 minutes. Go stand in the corner
Mr_Horrible: "Shut the fuck up [complimentary]"
e_bloc:

Mr_Horrible: MWAH
Astramentha: me!
shendaras:

empyreon:

lamina5432:

GamerCat88:

Manae:
@Mr_Horrible To be fair, I also can''t do survival
I miss when it was the elemental hunter spec
BraveOthello: Store! Engage in commerce!
Saintnex: that look loool
shendaras: I want you to boot up and it be "second generator" again.
paronomasiac042: you're gonna 100% the game?!
Mr_Horrible: @Manae the one time I tried survival it was very cool but melee specs are just a little too fast for my old man brain these days
Mr_Horrible: the sabres?
Mr_Horrible: or is it spelled sabers?
couchboyj: People in this Twitch Chat will tell their grandkids that they watch The Throw live
mulligan2six: Second to Carolina
Dog_of_Myth: And the Panthers are out of the playoffs
MilkInBags: grow up!
GamerCat88: yup
rosesmcgee: In the last ten minutes if it looks like they game isn't near over we format the game drive. Force majeure
e_bloc: lets go buffalo
kimmibeans: Hell yeah!
Mr_Horrible: I got to watch the Kraken get fucking own zoned for like 2.5 periods yesterday (didn't see how the game ended)
NotCainNorAbel: I miss going to the bar and watching the Wild
pimiento: r e s p e c t?
GasCityGaming: Canucks are worst by FAR
margerfol: End of the longest playoff drought in North American sports
Forlorgen: Kraken are in wild
e_bloc: caps are out
e_bloc: but that's not a surprise
lochnessseammonster:
oh dang ottawa is actually in? nice 
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, Ben, surely Lebron won't leave Cleveland because the city is built around him 
MilkInBags: huh
e_bloc: but if he leaves they can just destroy the city
dpj2009: Adam has Toronto wrapped around his fingie
lochnessseammonster:

rosesmcgee: people leave things they love or that love them for a sufficient paycheck all the time
e_bloc:

lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: win-win
lochnessseammonster: that might actually kill my ex
Mr_Horrible: I think the city just becomes a hellmouth at that point
e_bloc: I want him to go to utah
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: just a sinkhole to an alternate dimension of suffering
Forlorgen: He'll move to the rangers and then win a cup lol
e_bloc: just a giant middle finger to the oilers
Saintnex: Gods, I hope Edmonton never wins a cup before Vancouver or Calgary hehehe
Mr_Horrible: I like that Adam is the least malicious yet most powerful hater in the NHL
Fanklok: You know what, really make sure you got your bases covered and ask every god
GasCityGaming:
No Ben,, it's the Minesota Wild 
Kentosaurus: have you seen the Zammoth?
MilkInBags: ok get a better name ben
dpj2009: !card mammoth
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Mr_Horrible: you wanted them to be The Soakers?
RayFK: Time to go hug the mammoth at the Royal BC museum
e_bloc: awful team, but at least they're somewhere that actually wants a taem
lochnessseammonster:
fluffy 
MacbethSeemsSus: They wanted to be the Yetis, but copyright issues
Forlorgen: but what if it was the mammoth pokemon ben?
Mr_Horrible: damn, deep cut
VrolikSyndrome: THAT's his name?
Mr_Horrible: great word
Vinewood_OG: The zamboni is a giant mammoth. I'm kind of on board now.
Mr_Horrible: @Vinewood_OG okay that does rule
dpj2009: Ben named his car sweetums
lochnessseammonster: it's so good
VrolikSyndrome: idk CLUE is right there
Kramburger: That's a big call
Astramentha: it super is
GamerCat88: true ben
Dog_of_Myth: Clue
Fanklok: Greatest movie of all time? That was a funny was to pronounce Zoolander
SquareDotCube: Cabin Fever!
Forlorgen: Home alone 2
bethy_kins24: Clu3
Mr_Horrible:
not Muppet Treasure Island good, but it's good 
e_bloc: yeah its no clue
Kramburger: Rocky Horror?
VrolikSyndrome: ??????????
lochnessseammonster: ben is spitting
xantos69: Clue is great! Come on!
RayFK: Red Alert 3 is RIGHT there
CastleOtranto: Team Clue, baby!
Lord_Hosk: He has been to SPAAAACE
Kramburger: Red Alert 3 Cutscenes?
SuperPenguinWizard: scary movie 2
Dog_of_Myth: That's fair
e_bloc: the writing is really tight
RayFK: FMV definitely a movie checkmate
e_bloc: clue is very quotable
bethy_kins24: GASP
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e_bloc: definitely one of his best movies
lochnessseammonster: muppet treasure island is much better
Inquisitor_Xian: I have a rocky horror tattoo lol
BusTed: relatable
MilkInBags: wie spielen dota
mister_nibbles:
rhps is objectively a bad movie, that's generally why people love it
that and the audience interaction
Bruceski: Fern Gully. Never has global pollution been so sexy.
Mr_Horrible: I'm convinced the only movies that Adam has seen are like, the deepest ever cuts, and BvS
gualdhar: Rocky Horror is good, its not as good as its fans make it out to be
GamerCat88: ferngully
RayFK: @BusTed DOTA sicko spotted
Vinewood_OG: One of the less problematic supporting cast members of Home Alone 2
lamina5432: my so sad is still paragon
Saintnex: respectable appearance
RayFK: OW Summer was great, so many friends
BusTed: @RayFK π
Mattmitchell45: Overwatch summer and winter and another summer
Kramburger: We didn't know about the breastmilk thief
Mr_Horrible: I don't think you understand, I'm a hanzo
Fanklok: They made so much Overwatch.. fan... art
Mai_Andra: if you've seen The Muppet Movie, Sweetums was the one pushing cars around in the used car lot.
GamerCat88: Poe
kingandcommoner: Pong
Mr_Horrible: we're in the PS5 era, there's no games
Spades_Slicc: I mean the "get on the point" joke is older than Overwatch
MilkInBags: slay the spire 2
rosesmcgee: I heard the new RE game is good, but we'll never know
Mr_Horrible: you're an adult, you can learn how it works
VrolikSyndrome: Hi-Fi Rush
BusTed:

lochnessseammonster:

lochnessseammonster:

Fanklok: It's a puzzle Ben
Mai_Andra: Dragonsweeper is so good. It's a dungeon crawl variant of minesweeper.
dpj2009: All games are trash now
Kramburger: Thinking hurts Ben
CastleOtranto: Ben must be all about that Ski Free
e_bloc: I'll admit it: I've never played minesweeper
Mr_Horrible: what if we put Subway Surfers in the corner for you, Ben?
SnackPak_: @Mai_Andra I'm playing Dragonsweeper right now
lochnessseammonster: solve the puzzle or die... minesweep the og horror game
raulghoulia: youve been chosen to create a new chess piece. whats it called and what does it do/
GamerCat88: flash game royale
Spades_Slicc: MotherLode?
Mr_Horrible: ooh, FlashPoint stream? Hell yeah
Saintnex: Imo, I find it fun in the same way as sudoku, its a nice challenge to figure out the puzzle
Vinewood_OG: Space Cadet pinball or nothing
Fanklok: Those don't exist any more probably
Mr_Horrible: I should update my install
Mattmitchell45: Let's! Revolution! is a fun indie roguelike Minesweeper
Mr_Horrible: my Kongregate Days
e_bloc: I bet some of those are hard as fuck
lochnessseammonster:
the goat 
GasCityGaming: Elf Bowling anyone?
e_bloc: hell yeah I spent like three years at work playing kongregate
e_bloc: one of the sixteen tower defenses
MilkInBags:
space cadet 
Mr_Horrible: to this day there's Kongregate games that I played through in like an hour that I still think about
lochnessseammonster:
i got addicted to space cadet pinball and got up to 6 million and then my dad got 9 million and i gave up 
saucemaster5000: calls minesweeper and pinball mid.... does this guy even like video games
VrolikSyndrome: I suck at real pinball.
LadyAiluros: LOTR is the table I would love to own
Mr_Horrible: I should hit the Pinball Museum sometime soon
Mr_Horrible: haven't been there in years
Vinewood_OG: Is he single?
Mai_Andra: @SnackPak_ I keep getting jumpscared by the music... It slaps, though.
JessieImproved: 1999 Addams Family Values is the best pinball machine
lochnessseammonster:

GamerCat88: there is a Simpsons pinball at my friendly game store
xantos69: Never gonna win a King Leer challenge that way.
lochnessseammonster:
i was so pissed 
Mr_Horrible: "Never step to me again, child"
Fanklok: Damn Kongregate, The Escapist did summer E-lympics on there and I got at least one gold medal
lochnessseammonster: nope, but he lives in victoria
Forlorgen: is your dad into v tubers?
lochnessseammonster: and is baptized
e_bloc: is he confirmed
Vinewood_OG: Kevin El Segundo?
Mr_Horrible: that's the name, yes
GasCityGaming: Yes David Letterman
GreyThey: SkiFree has a jumpscare/horror element. It would fit for Let's Nope. β·οΈ
Mr_Horrible: I still don't picture Letterman with the beard, in my mind's eye
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: your biological dad?
SquareDotCube: Letterman does have a beard now
Mr_Horrible: y'know I see it
VrolikSyndrome: A lil bit, yeah.
Dog_of_Myth: I see it
bethy_kins24: huh
Fanklok: He looks like you I think
MilkInBags: stop lying ben letterman
BusTed: that's a quaker beard
gualdhar: your dad looks like David Letterman retired to an Amish commune
HorusFive: I've never seen them in the same room. Might be the same person
e_bloc: much whiter beard but yes
lochnessseammonster:

MilkInBags: uses the lawnmower
HorusFive: I aspire to one day have a "beard guy"
Mr_Horrible: he looks kinda like a human David El Gnomo
before_damage: Hello all, have they banned someone yet?
betweenmyself:
is your dad also of βaverageβ height? 
BusTed: π
Mr_Horrible: "I *do* kinda play them for a living"
Mr_Horrible: oh hell yes
BusTed: hahaah
Mr_Horrible: I see where this is going
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
Fanklok: Bro Steam summer sale, the entire developer catalog was 17 cents
Astramentha: oh noooooooo
SnackPak_: sure buddy
vinopinguino: Sup dawgs
MilkInBags: my man
jhmv: oh no
ghyllnox:

lamina5432:

before_damage: Sure
VrolikSyndrome: π€¨
Saintnex: Suuuuure
Vinewood_OG: "There was context!"
lochnessseammonster:

GasCityGaming:
you had to redeem them Ben... 
Mr_Horrible: but those are for *you*
gualdhar: "I got them for free"
Mr_Horrible:

saucemaster5000: weirdly, those are the only games in ben's library
e_bloc: somewhere Beej shivers
ghizmou: assume your purchases Ben
lamina5432: ben hiding doesn't work
elmolovessmack: Proud father moment
Saintnex:
Thats the reason Ben has them all 
ghyllnox: "1000 Hours Played"
jhmv: What if your dad played them
Mr_Horrible: "So, son, which one is your way-fu?"
xantos69: "Son I've been playing your HUNNY POP such a good game"
Dog_of_Myth:

RayFK: David and your Dad, rocking Huniepop
saucemaster5000: hunie poppa
SnackPak_:

SquareDotCube: just have a "shit I got for free no questions asked" folder
Mr_Horrible: now you get to jumpscare him with them
RealGamerCow: Hunie Pop is a good match-3 game tho
lochnessseammonster:

Lord_Hosk: What you have to understand is I was once a humble partner... But now... I am a braggy partner... My partner is just like these henti game characters.
Mr_Horrible: it's the linked randomizer
Mr_Horrible: cool as fuck
YFiddler: truly the devil on the shoukder
Fanklok: LRR Archipelago would be sic
jhmv: I had a friend on colledge that wouldn't name something for us to get him as a gift, so we bought him Nekopara. Every birthday after that, we bought him another porn visual novel....
SnackPak_: yooo
VrolikSyndrome: There are things in that game?
Dog_of_Myth:

BusTed:

VrolikSyndrome: To acquire?
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Mr_Horrible: "I can't see the titties until you beat the Shadow Temple, CHOP CHOP"
kingandcommoner: There are reasons I don't let discord know what games I'm playing
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah I've been eyeing that one
solarsheeptoken:
Ben great deck tech, just missing New York 
Mr_Horrible: genderswapping metroidvania
jhmv: Damn Ben knows his porn games
CatTreeDreamCar: FlipWitch rules.
Mr_Horrible: cool art style too
SnackPak_: *writes down Flip Witch*
Saintnex: Some porn games have legit gotten really good
lochnessseammonster: bang'er soundtrack
e_bloc: you're gonna make me backtrack in my porn games
hiFunko: is it a regular platformer but all the background textures are porn jpegs? like the doom mods
HorusFive: "I only play the porn games for the soundtrack" - Ben
before_damage: Ben can appreciate porn for the art rather than the arousal
Mr_Horrible: next week on Let's Nope: Orc Massage
Saintnex: turns out just having nudity doesnt make a game bad lol
lamina5432: is matrix a porn movie
Saintnex: and sex
vinopinguino: I too watch corn for the music
GamerCat88: papa Smurf, grumpy, king t from little mermaid, maybe for Benβs dad
Forlorgen: its when the penis enters the vagina
Fanklok: Just because when you beat a boss there some jiggly boobies and a weiner doesn't mean it'll be a bad game
betweenmyself: FlipWitch pretty good, really like the design of the βgreat fairyβ character
gibbousm: doesn't Baldur's Gate have a Sex Percent speedrun?
e_bloc: yeah in bg3 you can do anything to anything
MilkInBags: but how do you keep a full hand
VrolikSyndrome: Geoff Keighley defended the ME1 sex scene on the syndicated television for our sins.
VrolikSyndrome: Or something.
e_bloc: the sultan's game on lets nope when
Rhynerd: like in a Lay the Spire or some other sort?
dabudder: hey guys i rarely get to catch the stream live, did i miss the wheel?
Saintnex: Its like 90 percent porn
Mr_Horrible: it do be wild out there
Dog_of_Myth: Shadowverse is shutting down
Mr_Horrible: hits different for different folks
lamina5432: I like my romance
GamerCat88: hehe itβs really bigβ¦ you donβt say
Mr_Horrible: love to read a lil smut now and then
Kaaosa: whatup shitkickers
couchboyj: But have you ever bought a game because there was a BIG woman in it?
Fanklok: @Kaaosa They were talking about you
Kaaosa: @Fanklok all good things, i assume
MacbethSeemsSus: That was basically Tomb Raider's selling point
Scy_Anide: Tomb Raider?
saucemaster5000: why else would you buy "buck bumble"
e_bloc: smut is smut and games are games, and never the twain shall meet, at least for me
Mr_Horrible: buncha people bought Stellar Blade for that and found a perfectly passable game hidden behind it
xantos69: Boning down is part of the human experience. It should be part of video games. But I kinda feel it should be there for a purpose instead of just "look at these knockers!"
The_Timo: Collectathon
public_key_reveal_party: I was a teenager once so, shrug
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 because you're singing the hit theme from it, clearly
HorusFive: VTM has a mood
Spades_Slicc: That's . . . not how I remember Vtm Bloodlines framing it
MilkInBags: getting timed out is part of the human experience
Mr_Horrible: I mean it's also fine to look at the knockers
niccus: god of war and the currency orgasm
jchinnock: wait you mean looking at boobs doesnβt replace going to the doctor?!?
a_Weakling: oh good, i have time to make dinner before the game
Lord_Hosk: We wouldn't be here if a lot of someones hadn't boned down
pimiento: ahh, capital knockers, ma'am
Mai_Andra: I remember being interested from the description of Tomb Raider, but then looked at the box art and thought "oh, it's one of *those* games..."
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Kaaosa: i think there should be equal amounts of purposeful boning down and meaningless knockers-looking
betweenmyself: *Link opens a large chest, orchestral music swells* βYou found Booba.β
Mr_Horrible: I keep forgetting about the fucking Mr Bean notifier for the subs, dear god
RealGamerCow: I was the target audience for Tomb Raider but did not buy it for the booba triangles
dabudder: thats very funny
Mr_Horrible: that's stolen valor!
dabudder: classic strip farming
MilkInBags: yeah i bet the mom couldn't come
BusTed:

Kaaosa: and the mom was like "THIS RULES"
kingandcommoner: rule # 1, alway change the input
Mr_Horrible: oh damn, you get pulled outta church you know your ass is grass
raulghoulia: shouldnt have left it on channel 3
RealGamerCow: "We're min/maxing dad!"
Mr_Horrible: oh no
SnackPak_:

ghyllnox:

Astramentha: OH NOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth:

Strebenherz: WHELP
Mr_Horrible: this is literally an Arrested Development gag
SnackPak_: video games rule
xantos69: Ok, but that is kind of great.
GamerCat88: great lesson
betweenmyself:
whoopsie doodles 
pimiento: that sounds like it should be an advertisement for GTA
Kaaosa: "well dad we may have stolen from strippers, but you're a murderer"
GamerCat88: blat blat
Dog_of_Myth:

Mai_Andra: There was an episode of Hogan's Family with a similar plot... (about a workout video)
drcthulu: shooting time
lochnessseammonster:

VrolikSyndrome: wait hold on why are we in prison
lamina5432:

empyreon: blat blat tiem
Mr_Horrible: I fear nothing, not death, not exile
shendaras:

Kentosaurus: release the wheel!
lamina5432: dod dodododododo
drcthulu: blap blap blap
BusTed:

ghyllnox: \o/
lochnessseammonster:

JKBalch: Good luck everyone
kingandcommoner:

xantos69: o7
BraveOthello: Do it you cowards!
RayFK: A
Shrengar: spiiiin
Mr_Horrible: a
saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome First time?
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah
GamerCat88: not me
BusTed: A
Shrengar: A
AMuseOfFirebane: <message deleted>DinoDance
shendaras: a7
ghyllnox: A
SnackPak_: a
Orxolon: a
RandomTM_: A
empyreon: ah
Juliamon: a
kingandcommoner: a7
Forlorgen: A
betweenmyself: ah?
jadielady: woo
RealGamerCow: A.
lochnessseammonster: aaaaaaa
7gorobei watched 100 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
o7
MrSarkhan: a7
Vinewood_OG: RUN
JKBalch: a7
couchboyj: A
Dog_of_Myth: a7
glitched_goddess: A!
ankhomeg: Hello
jchinnock: ah
AMuseOfFirebane: <message deleted>ah
VrolikSyndrome: a
Forlorgen: a7
Mr_Horrible: a7
niccus: a
margerfol: o7
lamina5432: a7
Juliamon: a7
GamerCat88: a A a A a
ghyllnox: a7
kimmibeans: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a_Weakling: oh nooo
RandomTM_: a7
couchboyj: a7
drcthulu: o7
Inquisitor_Xian: a7
TheWriterAleph: Aaaaa
bethy_kins24: o7
arkham1981: aaaaa
realbadatthis_ watched 75 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
o7
elmolovessmack: a7
Phailhammer: a7
Joecool190: o7
RainyMint: a7
Strebenherz: a7
arcaedethefae: >.>
maclaglen: Ack! Ack ack!
lochnessseammonster: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: a7
Kentosaurus: o7
thatguysteve2709: Never punished
YeOldeMark: o7
definenull: a7
Vinewood_OG: a7
empyreon: o7
BusTed:

GamerCat88: a7
kimmibeans: o7
SnackPak_: o7
RayFK: lol
Saintnex: WOOOOW
cobthegreat: Does that feel good
rosesmcgee: a7
quigonginnjuice: o7
VrolikSyndrome: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
Saintnex: So ruude
shendaras:

gualdhar: o7
Saintnex: o7
couchboyj: You could add # to the wheel
maclaglen: a7
rosesmcgee:

Dog_of_Myth: o7
xantos69: Its a massacre!
Notamys3000: o7
arcaneIllumination: what?
JKBalch: Adam is so proud
jhmv: o7
Forlorgen: OMG its a massacre
ghyllnox: a7a7a7a7
RealGamerCow: the value pack
Phailhammer:

public_key_reveal_party: o7 o7 o7 o7
BusTed: no more
TheWriterAleph: the inmates are running the asylum
vinopinguino: O7
e_bloc: yeah number people have had it too good for too long
e_bloc: o7 o7 o7 o7
definenull: Ultrakill!
jchinnock: and he just started blasting!!
lamina5432: o7
Mr_Horrible: now it's just down to their predilections
SuperPenguinWizard: o7
GamerCat88: the strat has been figured out
shendaras: [a0-9]
MacbethSeemsSus: Tonight's banning brought to you by Sesame Street's Count
drcthulu: a is for any
BusTed: Just like Kramburger and Sauce
Mr_Horrible: next time "hmm... you know z is also close to the numbers, when you think about it"
a_Weakling: ;(>_>)
e_bloc: ngl wouldnt it make sense if z got numbers
Lex_Snipe_49: will that also apply to z?
Masslost: wait if i add a number and have a chance to be safe? interesting
neisan2112: RIP #
Rhynerd: why not just add a number and character segment to the wheel?
Saintnex: the biblical PLAGUE?!
Lex_Snipe_49: roll a or z all numbers shot
neisan2112: Number Plauges
a_Weakling: Z + special characters
e_bloc: they've been freerolling for MONTHS
niccus: actual factual decimation, more kicks if more people
Mr_Horrible: you're gonna kill our firstborn accounts?
glitched_goddess: ah yes, the plagues, due to God just getting bored
xantos69: Oh yes please!
ghyllnox:

lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: ah, a !freedom command
Dog_of_Myth:

lochnessseammonster: amazing
Astramentha: thatβd be AMAZING
shendaras: Okay, but what's the maximum timeout time?
mulligan2six: The snappening
Going_Medium: Someone is out for 6 years.
e_bloc: no assassination without representation
Strebenherz: oh, a drunk thanos snap
Mr_Horrible: "we have to repopulate the chat"
Rhynerd: this sounds like a dougdoug bit
bethy_kins24:

Sarah_Serinde:
Oh Paul is not the person to ask for that feature, gotta find the right moderators for that 
Mai_Andra: That sounds like an amazing bit for a subathon.
hiFunko: throw a bat into the ring
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: damn, adam beat me to the digdug joke
RealGamerCow: I know Dougie the dog
Mr_Horrible: I knew he was a smart one
dougma: boo
MacbethSeemsSus: You get stuck with one person in chat for 50 minutes
undecided44: I know zug-zug...?
Mr_Horrible: pretty standard podcast fare
GamerCat88: short podcast is cool
Fanklok: Dougdoug makes ridiculous bots for stupid bits with chat all the time
lochnessseammonster:
that felt like 10min 
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
Mr_Horrible: let's make this Cronos: The Old Dawn
Rhynerd: what Fanklok said
MacbethSeemsSus: I heard something about a 2nd generator
BraveOthello: Okay, podcast over, we out!
jchinnock: just play this game at 2x speed!
saucemaster5000: you know what else feels like 10 minutes...
lochnessseammonster: exactly
Mai_Andra: how long will we still be saying "start the second generator" ?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I remember that you were wandering around broken concrete hallways, if that helps narrow it down
Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 600 seconds?
Mr_Horrible: I thought for a second you were gonna boot up and it was still gonna say "2nd generator"
e_bloc: no thats rhythm cafe
MacbethSeemsSus: I recall red and brown
glitched_goddess: oh shit weβre getting zacian and zamazenta?
itira: hey gamers
Larkonus: That'd be grounds to stop playing the game and move to the next, honestly.
Mr_Horrible: hello eyetira
Rhynerd: one dougdoug bit had chat turn twitch raids into deadly car crashes.
jchinnock: like scary laugh? or happy laugh?
itira: @Mr_Horrible hello Mister underscore Horrible
Mr_Horrible: @itira good bit
Mai_Andra: I remember one of the items was on the wrong side, but... </shrug>?
Fanklok: Ben you are smart enough, you just need to apply yourself and learn a new skill for minimal actual payoff
Mr_Horrible: it's pretty damning when it's in the middle of a puzzle, too
GasCityGaming:
If you are making a Dead Space-like you must include floor line, this is the rule Cronos! 
Mr_Horrible: oh you'll be asking this during Requiem too, make no mistake
Rhynerd: raid happens, poor gif of car crash goes over stream, streamer screams, stream goes black for a bit.
lamina5432: that was a banger
vinopinguino: What % are yall at?
lochnessseammonster:
it was silly and impressive 
VrolikSyndrome: Who's lighting all of these candles?
saucemaster5000: dracula
VrolikSyndrome: Vampires aren't real...
saucemaster5000: sure man
Fanklok: The candle servitor
rosesmcgee: Servitors
Inquisitor_Xian: servitors man
GasCityGaming: servitors of some sort
lochnessseammonster:
hell yeah 
lochnessseammonster: i like little fires
GasCityGaming: one of them floaty baby servitors
Forlorgen: It can be
Valkryir: it could be worse
Fanklok: there's a very high failure rate for becoming a space marine
itira: id rather light candles for a living than what i actually do. seems much easier
Fanklok: 2 hearts
Lex_Snipe_49: someone who had alot of involuntary work done lights candles
GasCityGaming: 2
e_bloc: its a living
WiJohn: I mean Orkz are doing okay
GasCityGaming: 3 lungs
Lord_Hosk: Space marines at least have a chance of surviving
rosesmcgee: Your life expectancy is either real long or real short
e_bloc: thats grimdark for you
Darleysam: they can only be hit four times?!
MacbethSeemsSus: Based what I've seen of your warhammer stuff the candle lighter would be deployed with ground troops
cobthegreat: You get acid spit
Valkryir: spit acid
VrolikSyndrome: @saucemaster5000 What's the bit of land that meets the sea--canipelasecomeinsideyourhome?
GasCityGaming: spit acid
Fanklok: A space marine is a living weapon
Inquisitor_Xian: if you're a space marine you can spit acid and eat brains to get knowledge
Talin06: space marine is not the alternative
Mai_Andra: β« two hearts that beat as one~ βͺ
Rhynerd: 2 hearts, the ability to spit acid, a few other redundants, you can eat brains to absorb memories
Saintnex: Yup
The_Color_Twelve: yep
rosesmcgee: Some chapters
virgil82: Two hearts, three l, new inner ear.ungs
ghyllnox: Whatever your gender was before, it is now Space Marine
GasCityGaming: yeah, there's a gland for that
Mr_Horrible: 55 lungs, 55 hearts, 55 livers, 55 stomachs
Shurtal: i just got here, thought you were talkinga bout Krogan, but it's Space marines, isn't it
vinopinguino: @Mr_Horrible Nice one
maclaglen: They can basically survive on eating rocks
Fanklok: @Rhynerd Fleash Tearers favorite activity
omdorastrix: Orc are mushrooms and reality benders
Saintnex: tbh a lot of these gland abilities do not come up a whole lot
Rhynerd: yeah, they donβt talk about the acid or the brain eating as much as
realbadatthis_: "more organs means more human, Dib"
saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome took me a minute to unpack, but well done
Lord_Hosk: Some space marines live thousands of years. Most people in Warhammer live to like 35 and then get torn in half
Rhynerd: or, and your blood coagulates a LOT faster
Inquisitor_Xian: The organ that lets you spit acid is called the Betchers Gland, i don't know why i can remember that but not what i'm supposed to do today
Lex_Snipe_49: rarely space marines live 1000 years, most get killed in a few hundred if that
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Mr_Horrible: it ain't called Cheerhammer 40,000
MacbethSeemsSus: The Secret Level short where they drag a dude in a box through a warzone
Shurtal: at least the Orkz and the nids don't have to worry about morality. Just fight or eat. Straightforward, simple.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: unfortunately all the most interesting and wacky space marine stuff gets ignored to make them seem cool and tactical
Fanklok: Adam might like some of the 40K novels, characters you get attached to die all the time
maclaglen: @Mr_Horrible New punk band name unlocked
Mr_Horrible: I will always love a GameFAQs walkthru written in that tone of voice
Fanklok: Depends on the book
Fanklok: They very in quality
Fanklok: vary
AMuseOfFirebane: anyone get the plate of the truck that shot me?
Mr_Horrible: me when I die: "Was I a good character tho?"
Kaaosa: i think literature was a mistake
Forlorgen: Yes the first three horus heresy books are great chacter work
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I took a chance on Death Rider recently and actually really liked it
Makrosian_Tay: I heard the Salamander are the only "good guys" of the Imperium, is that still true?
Kaaosa: i don't like when media makes me think or imagine
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Lex_Snipe_49: the books are well written, the codex early werent
Makrosian_Tay: The Salamander division of the Space Marines, that is
Mr_Horrible: we all have dogshit opinions, streamer, they came free with your frontal lobe
Kaaosa: i did not
Kaaosa: i said fuck you behind your back
Kaaosa: i said no thank you to your face
Rhynerd: @makrosian_tay good in the sense they care about human life. bad in the sense theyβll gladly burn down an alien planet because theyβre not human
BusTed: wow, on the night before vault
Fanklok: @Makrosian_Tay Space Wolves or Salamanders are the two chapters that *try* to not ruin civilian lives with their warrin'
e_bloc: "Human consciousness was a tragic misstep in evolution"
Masslost: Salamander is the best chapter of space marines
Mr_Horrible: @BusTed "on dis, da day of my BiS's wedding..."
Kaaosa: you already had a healer
Mai_Andra: I keep forgetting the WoW expansion is out already. I still need to catch up the FFXIV story before the expansion announcement next week.
Makrosian_Tay: In a *very* relative sense, I'm learning
shendaras: You have definitely done these hops before
BusTed:
@Mr_Horrible 
Makrosian_Tay: Best of the worst division, it sounds like π
vengeancepaladin:
hello 
Kaaosa: there's a different cat now
gualdhar: urianger?
BusTed: couch fart
mulligan2six: Urianger?
VrolikSyndrome: YEAHHH
JKBalch: Alphinaud?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm with Adam, I couldn't stand 14
Mr_Horrible: oh god, they're going Redditor Mode
Kaaosa: my adventure plate is my character shooting haurchefant with a gun
Bruceski: Haurchefant isn't the one who got shot in the back
Mr_Horrible: he was shot in the front
Shurtal: haurchefant talkes it from the front
Shurtal: with his shield
Shurtal: lolorito?
Mai_Andra: Somebody was trying to shoot us in the back, and Haurchefant jumped in the way.
Bruceski: He jumped in front of a shot meant for you. Someone else gets shot in the back later.
BusTed: didn't he get megalasered like in the famous gif
Fanklok: MMO's went downhill after they made new ones after Guild Wars
Kaaosa: dorito lolorito
Shurtal: Teledji Adeledji
MacbethSeemsSus: Gesundheit
Veste: the evilest accountant or w/e he was
Mr_Horrible: well, now he's half as tall as he used to be
Shurtal: aka, Evil Potato #4
Mattmitchell45: Are they named after Taleggio cheese?
tehfewl: but the new ascian is a cute lizard
Kaaosa: teledji penn jillette
BusTed: oh, with the deep voiced Japanese VA
SnackPak_: really?
itira: what..
MacbethSeemsSus: Nintendo lost the patent
Mr_Horrible: I mean they're adding pokemon to FFXIV too
Mattmitchell45: And Disney ARC Raiders to Fortnite
Kaaosa: i hate NMS because their comeback justifies every AAA game that comes out like hot shit at launch because maybe it'll get good one day
Kaaosa: but the game is good and that's the problem
Shurtal: i recently did the main quest in No Man's Sky after only touching it on Launch Day. It's pretty dang good now
GasCityGaming: Playing through Like a Dragon Infininte Wealth and you can collect enemies and make them fight like pokemon, there are typings and levels and everything.
lamina5432: I still am waiting for their fantasy games
serramarkov: How is that different from reality?
MacbethSeemsSus: The Cyberpunk gambit
Mai_Andra: I'm in the minority in that I liked launch NMS much better than what is there now.
rosesmcgee: NMS taught me to never pre-order anything. And I stand by that to this day.
itsr67: ACNH falls under that too
Mr_Horrible: it's the same as hating RE2 Remake for fostering current remake culture, even though it's very very good on its own
e_bloc: ngl I really enjoyed NMS on launch
Diabore: alex
Spades_Slicc: Were the bones clutching a dead man's chest?
JKBalch: Cori?
BusTed: the kraken moment was pretty classic
Mattmitchell45: But almost no one is actually going to do that aftercare
Forlorgen: serge
Juliamon: "UHHH KRAKEN KRAKEN????"
Mr_Horrible: "Get outta here ya bully!"
Forlorgen: it was serge
kingandcommoner: I have the bones of something incredible too, but everytime I try to show them off people are like "those belong in a museum"
Mattmitchell45: Sea of Thieves was my pandemic game for years
Mr_Horrible: Sea of Thieves still got the best water simulation in the business
gualdhar: apparently there's a new pirate survival crafter now? no idea if its good
Kaaosa: murder? π
WitchyTQ: Sea of Thieves is missed by me every day
BusTed:
banger alert 
itsr67: but it will never amount to the AAAA pirate game
Fanklok: I didn't know Skrillex did that music for this game
WitchyTQ: im in the shadows, volunteer work day
itira: i have to go for no reason at all
Makrosian_Tay:
Adam you should add that death scream to the next LRR live event 
WitchyTQ:
@itira 
Mai_Andra: I still want to play Void Crew. I think it really needs more than 1 or 2 people though...
VrolikSyndrome: It's very pretty water.
itira:
@WitchyTQ 
MacbethSeemsSus: Nomansky
Makrosian_Tay: Returnal PC was the game that put me and my 2018 computer in its place, let me tell YOU
Mr_Horrible: lol
Dog_of_Myth:

SnackPak_: hmmm
itsr67: In Australia they call it Norman's Sky
Mattmitchell45: I love being a negotiator between warring ships in Sea of Thieves
Mr_Horrible: "I have a bit!"
NimrodXIV: I thought he saw a piano
Mr_Horrible: YES
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
JKBalch: wut
SnackPak_: art
Mr_Horrible: YEEEEEEESSSSSSS
realbadatthis_: "about 5 minutes ago"
empyreon: LMAO
SnackPak_: so good
VrolikSyndrome: this game SUCKS dude
MacbethSeemsSus:

jhmv: aaaaaaa
VrolikSyndrome: SUCKS
itsr67: Lmao
neisan2112: LMAOOOOOOO
SnackPak_: fuckin perfect
JKBalch: High concept game design right there
Nigouki: this IS a gag
Cavemanhar: Cinema
7gorobei: game has other ides
arcaneIllumination: Wait what? I was looking away
Shurtal: couldn't get better if you planned it
tehfewl: the legendary "No inventory space Sword"
Vinewood_OG: "No way, man. No fucking way!"
jhmv: throw your ammo away
e_bloc:

Mr_Horrible: you have no idea how much life that gave me
MacbethSeemsSus: Essential quest item you say?
Mr_Horrible: I'm so full right now
jhmv: that won't bite you in the ass
HorusFive: Please please PLEASE let it take 2 slots
VrolikSyndrome: pilllgrim
e_bloc: !clip
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MacbethSeemsSus: Why did she say pilgrim like John Wayne
itira: @MacbethSeemsSus ^
jhmv: can you imagine the voice direction for that voice
jhmv: "we need you to sound like an old grandma"
Dog_of_Myth: Very
GasCityGaming: absolutely
Forlorgen: he was a fucking nazi
lamina5432: but man are his movies good
SnackPak_: I heard in a song John Wayne was a nazi
Mollylele: he was actively racist
Inquisitor_Xian: have you guys seen him playin genghis khan?
mulligan2six: The final boss of racism.
Morrigan9: he was a robot product of his time
ladyjessica: βheβs from the racist yearsβ
Mr_Horrible: @Inquisitor_Xian he didn't even see him playing Genghis Khan
MacbethSeemsSus: @Inquisitor_Xian It only killed half the crew
Juliamon: as was the style at the time
raulghoulia: had to be held down when Marlon Brando won an oscar and had an indigenous activist give a speech in Brandos stead
BusTed:

Dog_of_Myth:

a_Weakling: yahhh bout that
Juliamon:

Mr_Horrible: one of those "even for the time this was uhhhhh"
MacbethSeemsSus: Like Eli Wallach getting cast as a greedy latino
fingpat: How's this dude see through his helmet?
Forlorgen: I feel like you could do a commander bit with graham and breakfast at tiffanys song
Mr_Horrible: how people be talkin' about their tumblr sexymen
betweenmyself: @MacbethSeemsSus thatβs where they trucked in all that irradiated sand/dirt yeah?
Fanklok: the front of the side duh
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself yup
GasCityGaming: take a screenshot of this
MacbethSeemsSus: @betweenmyself Yeah, filmed downwind of the test shot and brought in the dirt for reshoots
MacbethSeemsSus: test site*
Mr_Horrible: Ornate Sword vs Coughing Baby
Fanklok: If you think about it a bullet is a gun's baby
a_Weakling: i kinda wish you could give those statues guns
Mr_Horrible: sickle could *kinda* facilitate life, since it harvests?
itira: sickle harvests so life?
saucemaster5000: death uses a sickle
GasCityGaming: sickle as reference point?
arcaneIllumination: Life -> shield, baby, cauldron?
Fanklok: There's oly so many combinations
KeytarCat: Oh, sickle faces its side. I think that's all it means?
Mr_Horrible:
how can the cauldron be a life thing when that movie nearly killed Disney? 
VrolikSyndrome: Are we hey chatting or
jhmv: trident can't be on life side, so caldron goes there
Mr_Horrible: Adam trying to do Towers of Hanoi
arcaneIllumination: @Mr_Horrible I had the exact same thought!
MacbethSeemsSus: This puzzle was more fun in Witcher 3
Mr_Horrible: smartest gamers alive
The_Color_Twelve:

kingandcommoner: @Mr_Horrible Disney nearly killed disney. Black Cauldron was just a symptom
BusTed:

shendaras: Did you save? =p
KeytarCat: The sickle faces the "life" side, so it's on the death side? I guess?
Bearudite: damn this game is still goin is it?
Mai_Andra: Did you save *after* finding the sword?
xantos69: I see this voice actor went to "Golumn Academy" for their training.
Shurtal: don't you just hate it when you fall onto a pile of man
e_bloc: I think it cant hurt you if you disarm it
Fanklok: Yo it's The Queen
Makrosian_Tay: Wow, Nico Robin looking weird in this adaptation
Spades_Slicc: Normal Tzimesce stuff
johnnylongtorso: put your hands together for Mother Eliza!
Mr_Horrible: no, One Reborn didn't have quite so many hands
CaptainSpam: Next objective: Make them fear the fire again.
Dog_of_Myth:

jhmv: not enough fiber
Fanklok: I don't like the white goo shooting tetacles
lochnessseammonster:
mother eliza sounds like a character in crash bandicoot and i just can't 
Forlorgen: she got wormy bois
MacbethSeemsSus: Glowy bits?
The_Color_Twelve: shoot her in the balls
Spades_Slicc: Maybe the glowy weak points?
Mr_Horrible: wait this is just the end of Nuclear Throne
johnnylongtorso: say it, don't spray it
Fanklok: C'mon puzle boss instead of giant pool of too much HP
The_Color_Twelve: I'm sorry I meant the bawls
Mr_Horrible: because collision detection for particles is taxing on the CPU
CaptainSpam: Man, wouldn't it be great if just once there were a video game boss where you actually had to shoot center of mass to kill them, not some stupid tiny point flailing around all the time?
Mr_Horrible:
not everything can be your Black Ops 7, Adam 
SnackPak_: everyone loves the add phase
Mr_Horrible: now that's using your noggin
Dog_of_Myth: Big brain plays
lochnessseammonster:

MacbethSeemsSus: Wait they drop ammo? What is this balance
mulligan2six: Better keep up on the mechanics. If you wipe, I'm voting to quit.
Mr_Horrible:
he didn't make this emote for nothin 
e_bloc: theyre the best to ever do it
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Bearudite: damn could farm them for ammo lol
Mr_Horrible:
but I lied so well about my prog point to get in here! 
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Austintatious89: shoot their balls!
ManWithTheMask13: I just got here is this the Calisto Protocol 2?
MacbethSeemsSus: 1 phase, 2 phase, add phase, newb phase
Fanklok: Oh my god Eliza grow up, Nurgle's chosen are supposed to be happy
darkcyril: @MacbethSeemsSus Luteal phase...
ArtDecoSunburn: Are we in a cathedral?
mulligan2six: It's giving "last human" from Dr. Who vibes. Moisturize me!
Austintatious89: I haven't watched any resident evil blah blah but it would be so funny if it looked just like this
KeytarCat: so now there are balls, but they didn't spawn at the start of the phase and didn't tell you when they did >:(
The_Color_Twelve: finally out of bawls?
Kramburger: Just got back from dropping my wife at work, did they finally introduce a new enemy?
spo8n: boss needs more arms
Austintatious89: still more balls haha
MacbethSeemsSus: Cool boss fight....
e_bloc: kinda sounds like the grand nagus
The_Color_Twelve: finally the last ball
betweenmyself: huzzah
xantos69: Come on boys lets give her a Hand!
GasCityGaming: @e_bloc I was thinking this!
pimiento: gotta hand it to 'em...
Mr_Horrible: @Kramburger flesh mass, but churchy
johnnylongtorso: ggs shake my hand
CaptainSpam: I mean, they coulda just NOT subsisted on bile and pain.
Makrosian_Tay: @johnnylongtorso Which one???
Austintatious89: mister kennedy...
ManWithTheMask13: where's that punk Saucemaster
e_bloc: I am not getting in that handshake line
Fanklok: Nah his passive sucked so I deletd his ass
Makrosian_Tay: The voice modifier on this character is totally taking me out of it
Makrosian_Tay: So goofy
Bearudite: k
Austintatious89: mother miranda and her are sisters?
RayFK: and I, won't, back, down
MacbethSeemsSus: Monologuing....
e_bloc: still expecting to be lectured on the rules of aquisition
Astramentha:

Makrosian_Tay: Weird flex but okay
HorusFive: Is that a hands joke?
ArtDecoSunburn: @RayFK Who knew Tom Petty did mutant flesh hymns?
lamina5432: kinda wish they stuck to the sci fi storyline more, god and this and that mixing in is meh
rosesmcgee: There goes the Slurm supply
itsr67: eepy
xantos69: Just big chilling in front of hands lady.
MacbethSeemsSus: He's just pining for the fjords
Mr_Horrible: Time Travel: "it gets weird!"
e_bloc: wait is this lore
spo8n: warden in the days of future past
jhmv: who is she talking to
MacbethSeemsSus: ?
johnnylongtorso: aaaaaaaand cut
Fanklok: Credits
RayFK: Roll credits?
e_bloc: I wasn't taking notes so no clue what's going on
RayFK: dangit
jhmv: what dogshit direction
Rhynerd: @jhmv bit of herself, bit of the wardebβs old corpse
Mai_Andra: New game + , every time you complete, there's one more suit sitting here
Bearudite: Guilty Gear?
kimmibeans: @Mai_Andra That would actually be pretty cool and emphasize the futility of their mission
KeytarCat: Are we learning that controlling people's lives without consent is bad maybe?
e_bloc: and as always, the enemy was capitalism
johnnylongtorso: why does everyone in this game talk like Captain Kirk
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh the Mass Effect music's back
VrolikSyndrome: bwom bwom bumb bwum
Astramentha: letβs bussin goooooooo
johnnylongtorso: @kimmibeans yeah but that would require you to play this game multiple times
YFiddler:

Mr_Horrible: like a sack of potatoes
VrolikSyndrome: big ol' danglers
MacbethSeemsSus: Can you use any other guns with him?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so I will warn you - that it matters - that you can't find out the 'true' ending without completing NG+
xantos69: Torro Torro!
BTownMC: swing your partner round and round
Juliamon: TheMerricat I don't think they care
Fanklok: They played the end of Bastion and thought it was the sickest shit ever
TheMerricat:
@Juliamon I rather got that. 
e_bloc: i want a mod where we can weekend at bernies him
Rhynerd: good thing you had a pistol with you
MacbethSeemsSus: @TheMerricat Aww I was sitting on that reveal for 4 monhts
CaptainSpam: Well, if you can't use a class of weapon like this, it invariably means you're going to be doing some fighting like this.
Rhynerd: wait, if you didnβt would it just pull your pistol out of storage?
Austintatious89: the voice acting is so slow and robotic that it sounds like AI
lamina5432: the only new game + I have found worth is nier atomata
ManWithTheMask13: Ben what's your opinion on crypts
The_Color_Twelve: at least silent hill f was short even if wanting 3 or more playthroughs was absurd
xantos69: If a game makes my play NG+ just so I can get the story, then I kinda don't want to play that game. Just tell the story.
mulligan2six: Were you about to bust into Trooper, Ben?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think the first ending of Silent Hill f is by far the strongest, and each extension takes away from the original message
PhuzNutz: headlessshots lulz
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kimmibeans: @Austintatious89 TBF I think that is intentional, to emphasize how detached they are from what is happening
saucemaster5000: you've never finished the bible until you complete corinthians +
ManWithTheMask13: hey there's that punk Saucemaster
saucemaster5000: wtf
Austintatious89: that is probably a good note on VA Ben but you have to admit it has a certain william shatner vibe
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jhmv: my opinion of the new silent hill game is that the one SH game is that japanese schoolgirls are fucking scary. She could parry, in a SH game
lochnessseammonster:
a lot 
ManWithTheMask13:
@saucemaster5000 
SnackPak_: its got a real slow start
VrolikSyndrome: ing the baginging
Astramentha: the genealogies are pretty boring
ghyllnox: It's surprisingly racy in certain places
Bearudite: its a worse bestseller than the Davinci code
HorusFive: A whole book of begats
lochnessseammonster: it gets weird in the middle
e_bloc: I never got past deuteronomy
ghyllnox: The NT picks up and is more of a story
Makrosian_Tay:
Most people's worldbuilding when they're making their first D&D cmpaign 
Dog_of_Myth:

varmintx0: There is some pretty fucked sex and violence in it though.
Manae: Ending is so spoiled though
gualdhar: nah, it gets good when God starts smiting people for making fun of a bald guy
PhuzNutz: Psalms is in the middle, kinda slow
ManWithTheMask13: when does Bill Murray show up
HorusFive: Trust me- you've heard all the good parts
ghyllnox: Revelations is super trippy
MacbethSeemsSus: Then god gets emo and starts turning people to pillars of salt
ArtDecoSunburn: The King James versionreads pretty well from a literary perspective. Best book ever written by committee.
Forlorgen: Doesnt really get good till zorp shows up
Bearudite: leviticus and numbers is misery to read
saucemaster5000: then moses snapped
Astramentha: youβre thinking of the chaos emeralds
Austintatious89: I know people that could do your taxes but still think dinosaurs were on Noah's ark...
VrolikSyndrome: "Who does he sacrifice for it?" "Well himself, obviously."
niccus: remember when jesus found the diablo stone
SquareDotCube: What I'm hearing is that the bible needs the Best Served Cold treatment
kimmibeans: My first 2 years of high school made us study the Bible. Year 3 we moved to the Catechism (Catholic Additional Content)
e_bloc: just watch evangelion instead
YFiddler: Like Diablo?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ManWithTheMask13 The animated spin off.
Mr_Horrible: bugs bunny "no."
PhuzNutz: The Judges/Samuel books are interesting.
ghyllnox: Esther is a good short read, relatively speaking
7gorobei: if they have to name entire family lines, it makes me think there was a family tree illustration that got lost
ghyllnox: As is Job
ManWithTheMask13: @ArtDecoSunburn trueeeee
ghyllnox: (Raised CRC)
mulligan2six: My favorite part is when Jesus talks about his wallet that says Bad Motherfucker on it.
lochnessseammonster: yeah
TheMerricat: Job is the one that god fucks around with as a game.
Astramentha: yes
HorusFive: yup
niccus: yeah he's a real jobber
xantos69: Yep, basically to win a bet
The_Color_Twelve: his life wrecked for a bet/game
HadesLeprechaun: he gets "tested" a lot
Kaaosa: that's most characters tbh
ghyllnox: The dude God says "yeah we made a bet you'd be okay even if I fucked with you"
saucemaster5000: job got what was comin the mook
Shurtal: yeah, job's the pinata of the Christian pantheon
Kipstar: yeah, but god gives him a new family at the end, so all good
gualdhar: yes
UtilityPunk: What's the recommended reading order for the bible? I heard some books were kinda optional and some weren't good
Bearudite: job got the shortest end of the stick
kingandcommoner: Job was a brownnoser
raulghoulia: he IS given a replacement family at the end
e_bloc: thats why in wrestling its called doing a job
kimmibeans: Yup. God's kind of an asshole, which is why we have Jesus
Rhynerd: βwatch me ruin this man. iβll give it back if he stays loyal to meβ
VrolikSyndrome: thunk
JKBalch: was that 1 enemy between cutscenes?
Saintnex: Ben thats like 90 percent of all conflict in the bible
ghyllnox: @kimmibeans Just don't try to explain the trinity
GasCityGaming: yeah, supposed to be, "if bad things happen to people they won't believe in you anymore" so god made bad things happen
ArtDecoSunburn: @UtilityPunk Most people opt for the Reader's Digest abridgement.
Mr_Horrible: "Now that you're in the Therapy Chair, tell me about your childhood"
kingandcommoner: @Saintnex Normally they do a *bit* more to deserve it though
Shurtal: the 21st night of september?
lochnessseammonster: earth wind and fire
Loa_Ayizan: Michael Jackson song?
calculated_uncertainties: @Shurtal then follow, follow, follow me
e_bloc: 9/21 was both my wedding anniversary and bill murray's birthday
JKBalch: It's the "last enemy of ME3" trope
kimmibeans: @ghyllnox No, because then I have to also explain transubstantiation
Bearudite: hell yeah freeze the floor
ManWithTheMask13: everyone knows Close to the Edge is the best Yes album
xantos69: 5th element rules. I re watched it recently.
ghyllnox: God was also like "Hey why don't you murder your child for me, haha jkjkjk"
shendaras: If I were a game designer, I would definitely spawn enemies with health set dynamically based on how many bullets you have left.
Shurtal: @JKBalch My boy Marauder Shields
saucemaster5000: why was there no 6th element
Rhynerd: presumably a body transfer?
Dog_of_Myth: @xantos69 Hell yeah
Bearudite: like you are "alive"
Bearudite: so
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 because of you
xantos69: @saucemaster5000 Because for exactly once... Hollywood showed restraint.
lochnessseammonster: no that's the kid
ArtDecoSunburn: @kimmibeans Chew a wafer long enough and it becomes the Godhead?
UtilityPunk: Next might be the best Nic Cage film
Fanklok: @shendaras Actually the damage you deal varies based on remaining ammo, for games that want you to win
hieroglyphica: It was seminal to me, one of my favorites and first
xantos69: Aziz Light!
Rhynerd: travelers such as you seem to be robotic copies of people.
GasCityGaming: I was just surprised there was no captain Planet in it.
hieroglyphica: It was so good I fooled myself into thinking Valerian might be good
atlr: luuvvvvv fifth element too
kimmibeans: @ArtDecoSunburn I laughed so hard I dropped my phone
Larkonus: Well, we've learned what's behind the door. It's awful things.
Austintatious89: I love bruce willis and tim curry. I can't believe what they went through
Orxolon: when wasw the last time we saved?
JKBalch: But what if you had those 3 extra handgun bullets
xantos69: So melee build?
HorusFive:
Now you regret throwing away that bullet for the sword, right 
Bearudite: never learned how to kneel very Raoh of you
betweenmyself:
heβs gaming out of his mind! 
KeytarCat: can you stick them with conductor pylons and shock them with the wall power?
xantos69: Games with limited ammo. Flawed.
HadesLeprechaun: I do believe enemies in this game have drastically increased chances to drop ammo if you are low/have none, but killing the enemies in this game with melee sucks pretty hard
VrolikSyndrome: SUCKS
GamerCat88: adam is locked in, leaning forward ready to game
SnackPak_: ba-di-yah
Mai_Andra: β« bah-di-yah~
Makrosian_Tay: This game SUCKS
Inquisitor_Xian: There's a mashup of that earth wind and fire song and a song called "Sloppy Seconds" and it's infected my brain so bad i can't hear it without expecting the mashup now
VrolikSyndrome: But it's already 9:30
Fanklok: But Ben it's 9:30
Mr_Horrible: don't threaten us with a good time
Mr_Horrible: wait...
Mr_Horrible: me when I miss the true ending because I stored the chain cutters
Kipstar: he'll stay up til 10pm if he's wrong!
betweenmyself:

Jadaris: remember when yall thought you were gonna finish this tonight
Mai_Andra: "find the third generator"
Mr_Horrible: Adam "Sheepdog" Savidan
itira: what?
JKBalch: Swing anda Miss
Jadaris: did i just hear a wilhelm scream
HadesLeprechaun: Ben spent two entire streams to beat Ludwig, the Nope Boys persevere
Dog_of_Myth:

MacbethSeemsSus:

Blinkey17: videos gamer
shendaras: I think the Orphan was just 1?
MacbethSeemsSus: Bahahaha
neisan2112: Pretty sure Ludwig was like 3-4.
Bearudite: your career eh?
Mr_Horrible: I'm just interested to see what they do with the formula, since Nightreign has given them a bunch of data to work with
JKBalch: Who called that shot?
betweenmyself:
who could ever have foreseen this happenstance? 
MacbethSeemsSus: Man we just watched Ben's career end
Fanklok: Ben did stake his carrer on it
VrolikSyndrome: I don't like to listen to myself.
lochnessseammonster: true
SalamiSuperstar: Never trust anyone
VrolikSyndrome: I prefer to make other people listen to me instead.
Mr_Horrible: damn, he lost the Loser Retires Match
e_bloc: so true
rosesmcgee: Sends a picture of the cookie
Forlorgen: hed send you a photo of the cookie at least
Mai_Andra: He didn't say which career...
HorusFive: Adam just ended this man's whole carrer
calculated_uncertainties: the rain means allergy season is...better?
Mr_Horrible: it's because we're locking Ben in a lightless fortress
SnackPak_: hell yeah
Bearudite: fuuuuuck that
SnackPak_: 17 is so cold
Fanklok: 17 is so cold
Bearudite: disgusting
shendaras: Was that hamantash?
Bearudite: get out
Astramentha: ew no
e_bloc: hot take
SnackPak_: 25 is perfect
paulthemapguy: 17C is 63F
GasCityGaming: 22 with a breeze
HadesLeprechaun: Ben correct, Adam wrong
itira: 30 is best for swimming in lake imo
lochnessseammonster: i like the 30s cuz i'm a little sicko
HorusFive: Adam wants to cook eggs on the sidewalk
Spades_Slicc: You live on an island, go in the ocean whenever you want
calculated_uncertainties: 22 is good
lochnessseammonster:
but also enjoy the rain 
e_bloc: 23ish I think
The_Color_Twelve: 26 is my upper
Mr_Horrible: inhuman
abaddon2501: Preach Ben
paulthemapguy: 25C is 77F, 30C is 86F
VrolikSyndrome: It was 30 today and that was kinda a chill day.
lochnessseammonster: 35 and just lay on the ground like a lizard
The_Color_Twelve: I wish it was always somewhere between 20-70 F
Bearudite: gimme like 20
Bearudite: the man is a gym rat afterall
lochnessseammonster:

paulthemapguy: Anything above 30C/86F is detestable
GasCityGaming: 16C=61F and 28C=82F that's how i remember the comfy range
e_bloc: 30 is 5 showers a day weather
Mr_Horrible: yeah, like 20-ish seems good
Bearudite: you love sweat
lochnessseammonster: you like sweat
SnackPak_: ewww
The_Color_Twelve: -7 to 22 in C I guess
Mr_Horrible: but then you've contracted Stinky Car
VrolikSyndrome: Well leather seats are of the devil
Fanklok: Yeah Ben what the fuck why are you putting me on blast
VrolikSyndrome: But otherwise
cutaos: never gone on a hike?
HadesLeprechaun: I am the sweatiest man, and it sucks in every situation
e_bloc: yeah I walked home to shower when I had a gym near my apartment
Fanklok: Yes
Scy_Anide: I ride my bike for like an hour in the morning and then go to work and don't shower until I get home.
Fanklok: I take a shower at home
Fanklok: I'm not getting a fungal infection
empyreon:

e_bloc: I could listen to this story 10 times
Mr_Horrible: bruh
VrolikSyndrome:

Astramentha: Iβm the dad now
VrolikSyndrome: OH
VrolikSyndrome: LMAO
lochnessseammonster:

HorusFive:

paulthemapguy: He dishes it but can't take it? Lol
e_bloc:

therepoman__: Good evening nopers
Mr_Horrible: "I apologize for the discourtesy, fellow gym goer"
HorusFive: Recruit this man for Crapshots
jhmv: he must have waited so long for someone to do it back
protojman: same
Mr_Horrible: Adam goes to the front desk "I'd like to terminate my membership"
e_bloc: theres no coming back
lochnessseammonster: he prolly thinks you're friends
empyreon: eugh, nope nope nope
e_bloc: no
itira: ew id hate that
The_Color_Twelve: that's hell
Mr_Horrible: definitely a bit of an anxiety spiker
Bearudite: and then they eat your chalk
hesterbyrde: Please send it to us in the southern US. My garden is drier than a popcorn fart.
e_bloc: do not perceive me while I am exercising
xantos69: Make Ian build you a private rock wall
itira:

NotCainNorAbel: this the firefighter?
Mr_Horrible: Ben observing Adam's gym from behind a duck blind
Blinkey17: several dad moves ahead
public_key_reveal_party: Ben just sitting in the gym with a clipboard
Bearudite: we also determined that he may be a firefighter
paulthemapguy: aint travelin no mo
e_bloc: do it anyway
e_bloc: walk into his shower and tell him you were using it
Mr_Horrible: Adam's spoiled by Fruit 2 Go
Mr_Horrible:

ghizmou: canned peaches are goated
itira: peaches only
VrolikSyndrome: I fuck with some canned fruit cocktail.
Bearudite: canned peaches are deece
UtilityPunk: Canned fruit is fruit cups sized for adults
VrolikSyndrome: idc if it's dog
GasCityGaming: I like pears
SnackPak_: gimmie the pears
e_bloc: canned fruit is literally for babies
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public_key_reveal_party: Canned peaches are good, canned pineapple is fine
hesterbyrde: I make a mean fruit cocktail cake
lochnessseammonster:
yeah 
Mr_Horrible: yeah, peaches and pears I'm pretty okay with
HorusFive: slurp slurp
Rhynerd: del monte used to sponsor a radio show I listen to.
HadesLeprechaun: y'all ever try those canned whole turkeys?
Austintatious89: frozen are better than canned
MacbethSeemsSus: I love the game is trying to plot and you guys are discussing fruit
Mr_Horrible: "Those little lychee things that had fruit in them" lychees?
Makrosian_Tay: @MacbethSeemsSus First time?
itira:
@HadesLeprechaun 
VrolikSyndrome: yes
Mr_Horrible: I just know the canned chickens
Forlorgen: CAnned cheesburgers man
Bearudite: what about Cougar Gold Canned Cheese?
e_bloc: Ive seen chicken in a can
Fanklok: The fucking 50's were w mistake
Rhynerd: does del monte still make ketchup?
BusTed: shoutout to pears
Vinewood_OG: Yeah pears have a short window
rensti14: less of a can, more of a barrel.
Juliamon: Pears and bananas have a 5-minute window of ripeness
e_bloc: and avocado
neisan2112: SHout out to my pears
itira: hahahaaa
e_bloc: I agree 100%
Mr_Horrible: an escalation
VrolikSyndrome: gottem
Bearudite: gdi
SnackPak_: wow
SalamiSuperstar:

BusTed:

Fanklok: Blueberries go bad 15 seconds off the plant
lochnessseammonster:

Phailhammer:

UtilityPunk: There is something called turkey loaf, and I will have nightmares about it
ghyllnox: Man these canned turkeys look... kinda nasty
NotCainNorAbel: Bartlet pears I'll agree with. There are some other good pears out there
e_bloc: hey its break time
Fanklok: an?
Fanklok: any?
hackingducks: i miss my old job. the fruit box had bosc pears daily and it was amazing
paulthemapguy: Asian pears are amazing
darkcyril: "This isn't Linkin Park"
MacbethSeemsSus: But it's a new Weird Al song
HadesLeprechaun: @ghyllnox yeah they're...bad
Bearudite: just reminded me of one of my favorite disses "I wouldn't piss in their mouth if their teeth were on fire"
VrolikSyndrome: Like Zangief?
xantos69: So "Pith in my Mouth" would totally work as a Loading Ready Live bit. It is very Beej coded.
Cavemanhar: I dont have them often but plums are good
calculated_uncertainties: @xantos69 did you check the wiki?
e_bloc: they nerfed it in 5e
Juliamon: Neither yeah
ghizmou: you also have prucot
Inquisitor_Xian: plums big time
rosesmcgee: I seem to recall Grapples just being apples injected with grape juice
VrolikSyndrome: Just peaches
Yoshi_Gal: Nectarines beat plums every time
hackingducks: no peaches???
e_bloc: nectarines
VrolikSyndrome: I pickled some peaches with onions a while back. Was VERY interesting.
Juliamon: peaches are the only acceptable stonefruit
lochnessseammonster:
yeah 
itira: stone fruits best fruits
Mr_Horrible: Adam when it's 17 out::
Yoshi_Gal: Peaches are the supreme stone fruit tho
Bearudite: hell yeah brother
Darleysam: he's right, they're the best
paulthemapguy: What kind of pie do you make with Granny Smiths?
MacbethSeemsSus: Emergency Granny Smith stash
jhmv: three whole grannies?
Cavemanhar: I love Gala apples
Makrosian_Tay: Go granny, it's your birthday
e_bloc: I'm a big banana man
Juliamon: I am abruptly reminded that I have kiwifruit in the fridge that I've been not eating...
maclaglen: My local grocery store has a peach flavored water that is really nice
Vinewood_OG:
Great for pies 
Mai_Andra: Ben has three grannies in his freezer at any given time.
Mr_Horrible: elaborate on that
BusTed: I planted a couple of apple trees over the weekend
protojman: cut my apples into pieces. (i'm not using them to make a tort)
Fanklok: Damn Ben do you also east baking chocolate?
Tacmoy: peaches taste good but cant handle the fuzz
Fanklok: Why can I not type tonight
hackingducks: grannies are among te best apple cultivara
itira:
@BusTed 
BusTed: @itira ty ty. now we play the waiting game
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait are they reusing a boss arena?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: whoah is this Resi 7 again?
Mr_Horrible: just the 2 of us... we can make it if we try...
Yoshi_Gal: I'm big into mandarins at the moment but I'm also big into whatever I can snag from the fruit bowl at work
NotCainNorAbel: @Tacmoy That's why nectarines are better
MrSarkhan: Same!
rosesmcgee: Biting into is the best part of the apple
UtilityPunk: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Silent Hill as well
rosesmcgee: that cronch
e_bloc: same 100%
protojman: i dehydrate apples for oatmeal raisin cookies. does that count?
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hackingducks: sames ben, but i have veneers and dont' want to chance 10k of dental work.
e_bloc: after having a bunch of dental work I have an irrational fear of beiting into an apple
NotCainNorAbel: hey raiders
GasCityGaming: Navel oranges
arcaneIllumination: welcome raiders!
itira: i fkn love oranges
SnackPak_: an orange out the fridge is so good
Juliamon: what's a "regular" orange, like, a navel?
Mr_Horrible: I don't really see a lot of hay made about just a regular orange, personally
e_bloc: clementine please
Cavemanhar: what about pink oranges
Thefluffiestguineapig:

itira: @SnackPak_ thisss
Mr_Horrible: they don't really have the PR machine
e_bloc: or blood oranges--blood oranges are great
VrolikSyndrome: For scurvy
DigitalSeahorse:
reg oranges
Bruceski: I'm a fan of Cara Cara.
Juliamon: cara caras are good
Bearudite: criminal
paulthemapguy: yummy vitamin C for our capybara friends
Bearudite: oh ok
Mr_Horrible: good, become correct
Mr_Horrible: proud of you
NotCainNorAbel:

ladyjessica: you can get mandarins year round. it has upped my orange game.
UtilityPunk: What do they make outside Christmas, chocolate apples?
Juliamon: yeah, they just taste better during their "season"
UtilityPunk: With egg nog, I add magic, AKA rum
e_bloc: true
Mr_Horrible: more explosions, maybe
e_bloc: american thanksgiving to new years
Makrosian_Tay: this game's ammo economy is AWFUL
Makrosian_Tay: How did this get greenlit?
Mr_Horrible: might just be a "deal enough damage"
Bearudite: bolt cutters
e_bloc: I would permanently gain 10 lbs if you could get eggnog year round
Mr_Horrible: @Makrosian_Tay because people play shit differently?
Orxolon: in other words,this game can soft lock you XD
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tay A lot of people also really like this game, so
Dog_of_Myth:

hieroglyphica: I learned how to make eggnog and it's amazing, but then I gave up both dairy and alcohol so nuts
e_bloc: @hieroglyphica vegan eggnog
alexsteacy: lordy is this game like 1000 hours
Mr_Horrible: @hieroglyphica y'know I've never actually thought about the process to make eggnog, what goes into it?
Makrosian_Tay: Fair enough
alexsteacy: Yall deserve some good game as a treat
HorusFive: @Mr_Horrible Egg yolks, egg whites, sugar, cream (booze)
Rhynerd: @alexsteacy mix of bloat and difficulty.
Mr_Horrible:

hieroglyphica: A lot of sugar, cream, whipped egg whites, and typically brandy
SnackPak_:
gameplay
alexsteacy: This is what the handyman electrician is doing under your house
e_bloc: lets nope finishes their games, its the only thing that distinguishes it from talking sim
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh my god
The_Color_Twelve: feels a bit like busy work
GasCityGaming: no ammo but infinite these things
Juliamon: this game needed an editor, real bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: @alexsteacy Thereβs a bunch of them out now and coming out this year
xantos69: This game is a prison.
paulthemapguy: I usually play video games to ESCAPE tedium like this
Bearudite: yeah its up the wall by the door
alexsteacy: We were talking about how Adam wants to beat the himbo allegations and I agree. He is a tsundere
hieroglyphica: @alexsteacy Accurate, you can tell from how he calls us stinky
Makrosian_Tay: @alexsteacy Absolutely genius
alexsteacy: bear bear bear bear
MacbethSeemsSus: So stupid
Mr_Horrible: love a 3d space puzzle, unironically
Dog_of_Myth:

GasCityGaming: every week you two make me glad I didnt buy this like I was thinking about doing originally.
KeytarCat: Lazarus 28...
7gorobei: 2 steps removed from bad pipe dreams
Bearudite: laz r us
GasCityGaming: but watching you two do it is fun
SnackPak_: come on puzzle boss
Dog_of_Myth:

rosesmcgee: Get smoked
lamina5432: himbo energy not a full himbo
alexsteacy:
No, himos are dumber and kinder 
The_Color_Twelve: whiplash on that one
Fanklok: Brother you have called yourself a Himbo on multiple occasions
HorusFive:

Rhynerd: more of a gadfly
ghyllnox:

VrolikSyndrome: Method acting a himbo.
KeytarCat: He's not a himbo, he's a babygirl!
Forlorgen: His v tuber is a himbo
lochnessseammonster:
got his ass 
Spades_Slicc: I watched most of road quest today and i'm remembering you no scoping "Rapscallion" during hangman off one letter
Spades_Slicc: not a himbo
hieroglyphica: Himbos are well meaning but dumb, you are just well meaning but you can see how people get confused
BusTed: ( @Bearudite )
Forlorgen: still wish the v tuber was a vampire giraffe
paulthemapguy: himbos are more dimwitted and golden retriever-y
hieroglyphica: I mean you're smart but dang
Bearudite: ye the shitposts done quick workshop
calculated_uncertainties: Adam's himbo is just... really sheltered
MacbethSeemsSus: That's what you get for opening doors
Fanklok: This shit is a fucking Edgar Allen Poe novel
Mai_Andra: why does this guy have furs like a Destiny fallen commander...
4 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
Mr_Horrible: welcome in, raiders
arcaneIllumination: Welcome raiders!
e_bloc: this cutscene could be an audio log
Foxmar320:

paulthemapguy: this cutscene could have been an email...jk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to β¦.. this
betweenmyself:
Why did you make me like this? Why did you give me the vagina-helmet!?! 
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself we were out of all the others
MacbethSeemsSus: You mean this...post-apocalypse?
BusTed: that was a delivery
glitched_goddess: funniest scream ever
VrolikSyndrome: nope
Bearudite: daddy issues
rosesmcgee: Time stuff
hieroglyphica: Honestly no
SnackPak_: not even a little
MacbethSeemsSus: You're Wereonika
lochnessseammonster: nope
Dog_of_Myth: No clue
Vinewood_OG:
Kojima fell off 
ghizmou: image goes boop boop
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I am not in this for the plot
Nigouki: NG+ time
raulghoulia: Im watching two streamers
Forlorgen: hes trying to turn you into weronika
Spades_Slicc: you are werewolf ronika
lamina5432: timey whimey idiocy
saucemaster5000: I do but it's a secret
thatguysteve2709: Kind but wouldn't dare explain
paulthemapguy: Welcome raiders to slowly-read dialogue spoken into those tube things kids yell through at the playground
e_bloc: art
HorusFive: Moshi Moshi
The_Color_Twelve: maybe? a bit? its a bit confusing
Rhynerd: pathfinder was sent back in time to make a human digial hivemind
Mr_Horrible: no, I've only been watching you, and missed like 4 sessions. I'd have to play it to find out, so, someday
kimmibeans: The warden was in love with Weronika and tried to resurrect her through the Traveler but failed
Bearudite: you WEREronica
UtilityPunk: Warden tried to make a new humanity, but ended up with Travellers?
Mollylele: I know that wagina helmet
Fanklok: Why you boyss gotta break everything
Kipstar: ben stuck in a time loop
Rhynerd: pathfinder got captured, fell in love with a scientist, and is now trying to keep her alive
rosesmcgee: And get rid of the comedy chairs? Never!
Orestes290: I will show them a worldβ¦
Dog_of_Myth: !patreon
Rhynerd: for this he made a timeloop and you, the protagonist.
MacbethSeemsSus: It feels like they got to the end of game and realized they had leftover plot
neisan2112: Now I think he's just doing it again to try again. Which is probably why they're like, you gotta play again to get the real ending.
lochnessseammonster: "so true molly"
SnackPak_: there's video
HorusFive: Look- it's chairs or the tarp budget
paulthemapguy: welcome back to Baseless Allegations
glitched_goddess: Surely there'd be a clip
Makrosian_Tay: Why does the Pathfinder sound like Werner Herzog?
betweenmyself:
VODs do not exist, donβt go digging for them 
kimmibeans: So... how much do we have to give to Patreon to get you new chairs?
SalamiSuperstar: @Makrosian_Tay yes
Bearudite: nah all the good chairs got taken to home streams during the pandini and they never came back the same
Makrosian_Tay: PARKOUR
Fanklok: Please roll credits
kimmibeans: He ripped a hole in space-time, duh!
Fanklok: damn
The_Color_Twelve: and credits... dang
kimmibeans: Oh... there
Mr_Horrible: you got an hour, lads
VrolikSyndrome: There's MORE?
Sethalidos: ALL COOL IT GETS WORSE
Fanklok: This game refuses to end
xantos69: Time to lock in?
neisan2112: Oh my god that wasn't the end?
rosesmcgee: We tore the universe a new time hole, alright. But it's clenching shut fast.
GamerCat88: this is the game that never ends....
Sethalidos: sorrry cat hit caps lock....again
Mr_Horrible: how the fuck are people like "I can't believe there's still more game" after that cutscene
SalamiSuperstar: BEN
e_bloc: time for 4th generator
MacbethSeemsSus: You're close to the end
ladyjessica: I keep waiting for credits to roll and it just wonβt give it to us.
HorusFive: Surely not. I mean, what kind of madman would design a game like that
glitched_goddess: Why does this game remind me of Sisyphus
Bearudite: you already ended your career once tonight ben
Spades_Slicc: the SECOND he takes it out of the inventory a door that requires it will spawn
ballesta25: @Sethalidos The don't call it cat's lock for nothing
calculated_uncertainties: @ladyjessica Yeah, that really felt like the end of an act, not the penultimate cut scene
Mr_Horrible: didn't they say you can move stuff around, or does it cost energy or something?
Fanklok: I'm 70K away from a sailing level, does Adam finish the game before I get it
Makrosian_Tay: Nananananananana MEAT MAN
saucemaster5000: maybe a vegan man
e_bloc: nobody is gay for meat man
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 for some reason I read "vegan man" in like, trogdor lyrics voice
Fanklok: Nah dawg I'm playing Runescape
VrolikSyndrome: Did they make a pirate Runescape?
Mr_Horrible: okay yeah I figured it was Runescape
VrolikSyndrome: oh actual Runescape
VrolikSyndrome: eww
Mai_Andra: a meatman made of beans
Mr_Horrible: and I thought Ben was gonna say "are you playing that new pirate game Runescape?"
lamina5432: you can play bitcraft, I need 2 mill to level 78 smithing
VrolikSyndrome: Aliens?
rosesmcgee: Sometimes they fall in love
Kramburger: I'm farming vertabrae shackles in DS3, only 15 more to go *SIGH*
Strebenherz: ben plz
darkcyril: Counterpoint - Pirates of Dark Water
Bearudite: anyone remember playing Pirates, Vikings and Knights?
Mr_Horrible: isn't your favorite book a "feat. pirates"?
VrolikSyndrome: Ben knows, he's been playing those games on his Steam account.
Fanklok: Mark Rosewater jerks off into his hat?
iris_of_ether: Ben why
Vinewood_OG: Why do you think it's so sturdy?
The_Color_Twelve: they just have a portal to shoot it into
paulthemapguy: the pointed hat hides a penis on their head
betweenmyself: Wizards ponder them orbzβ¦
The_Color_Twelve: in the hat
iris_of_ether: D:
BusTed: well, ruined drumsticks
Mr_Horrible: we're building a rich world here
drewm1022: Didn't you see the original dnd cartoon? Why do you think he kept pulling random shit out of there?
saucemaster5000: adam never questioned the wizard hat lube
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: a wizard always comes at just the right time
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Kramburger stay strong, I've done that grind AND the one for souvenirs of reprisal, it's not fun!
Mai_Andra: wizards are competing to see how long it takes to fill a bag of holding...
UtilityPunk: Wizard hats are shaped for wizard heads. Gotta fit that brain somehow
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MacbethSeemsSus: Ben: Now I not be a big city lawyer.....
Mr_Horrible: I protect myself by simply not listening to the two of them
Sethalidos: Ben, no
Vinewood_OG: There are better places for news, but they don't have CUM HAT
Mr_Horrible: I'll take the cum hat over the sorting hat at this point tbf
Makrosian_Tay: How nice of thge Big Bad to fuck up the entire world but leave us these perfectly placed jump points
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>bilbo baggins, I'm not some conjurer of cheap tricks!
Fanklok: Truly skill testing game play
Mr_Horrible: what constitutes a complex country ham
MacbethSeemsSus: Also game you can change the lighting but it's clear you're reusing a level
Kramburger: <message deleted>@ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Respect
VrolikSyndrome: This is just what Poland is like, yeah?
Rhynerd: meanwhile Iβm just thinking βaw man, I gotta get Adam into Spiral Knightsβ
shendaras: Shoot the guy once in the head, roll credits..
Bearudite: tom bombadil
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
Vinewood_OG: Boromir would've beaten this game already
lochnessseammonster: the goat
Mr_Horrible: Book Faramir or Movie Faramir?
drewm1022: @Mr_Horrible Something about imaginary ham (i)
UtilityPunk: These devs played Getting Over It, and said "yes"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heβs a ranger too
Spades_Slicc: @Mr_Horrible a nuanced relationship with the meat production/livestock industry
lochnessseammonster: book faramir is forest daddy
raulghoulia: also gets with Eowyn in the end
HorusFive: And he gets a horse wife in the end
RelwinEJ: Faramir was my immediate guess
Kramburger: <message deleted>Adam's the grumpy neighbour in the shire
calculated_uncertainties: just.. all the ring wraiths?
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>adam's the guy who scowls at gandalf at the beginning
public_key_reveal_party: Adam is the nation of New Zeland
paulthemapguy: How many tsundere main characters are there?
Saintnex: Adam is the innkeeper from the first movie looking down on the hobbits
Bearudite: Γomer, Eyowyn's brother?
MacbethSeemsSus: Peter Jackson in ROTL: Get shot in the chest and die on a biat
couchboyj: Is Adam a Sackville Baggins?
Going_Medium: You know those dwarfs stealing bilbos stuff. I do love a yard sale.
Mr_Horrible: Adam is Bill the Pony
Sethalidos: nah he's Stephen Colbert with an eyepatch
Vinewood_OG: Adam Sackville-Baggins
paulthemapguy: Phil Ken Sebben?
lochnessseammonster: i'd be merry or pippin
Fanklok: Who was the guy that Agent Smith played?
mikia55: Gotta be someone with a good death screen for the sound effect
MacbethSeemsSus: wow I lost the ability to type
Kramburger: <message deleted>Adam's Figwit
calculated_uncertainties: meat's back on the menu?
SnackPak_: is he?
raulghoulia: that guy is based on Harvey Weinstein
Mr_Horrible: the cauliflower ear orc
Mr_Horrible: Lurtz?
Darth_Litigious: Lurtz
iPoding: tom bombadil
Mr_Horrible: Treebeard hates wizards
Mr_Horrible: couldn't do it
iPoding: such a side char he doesnt' show up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Urukai?
Kramburger: <message deleted>Adam's the Balrog. He lives in a cave alone and yells at people
Mr_Horrible: yeah I think Saruman I think chill
lochnessseammonster: wizards are squishy nerds
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible No just Sauruman
Fanklok: RADAGAST
HorusFive: Treebeard- the spry and youthful Ent
itira:

SnackPak_: yeah, thats Adam
infinity_225: Radagast!
BusTed: the implications
The_Color_Twelve:

The_Timo: What is it? What do you smell?
lochnessseammonster: and he hates them cuz they burned down the forest so treebeard is correct
Mr_Horrible: Ben could be the "what 'bout their legs?" orc
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's the orc that suicide runs the torch at Helms Deep
lochnessseammonster:
just like me 
Kramburger: <message deleted>Ben's the goblin that tries to eat Frodo
VrolikSyndrome: Fool of a Took...
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>pippin doesn't want to be pippin
Bearudite: fool of a took
RelwinEJ: lil man that loves to eat, drink, and smoke
HorusFive: Fool of a Took
Loa_Ayizan: Ben gives Sam vibes
hieroglyphica: Naw dawg, Pippin caused more disaster than most people in that series
Fanklok: Yeah you're a Hobbit, remember the loading ready live bit that made you look like you're 4 feet tall
Kramburger: <message deleted>No Sam can cook Ben
Mr_Horrible: Grishnak, iirc
morgwen921: as long as second breakfast is involved, I'd be the angry hobbit sweeping his path
HorusFive: Ben- carrying Adam up the mountain after he gasses out
paulthemapguy: Pippin be trippin
Strebenherz: the hobbits did convince the ents to cause some shit
drcthulu: fool of a took
Mr_Horrible: now I'm just thinking of the "LOTR if Pippin had a gun" meme
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pippin constantly started shit
hieroglyphica: I don't know if anyone is as much of a bro as Sam is
saucemaster5000: <message deleted>please, ben is scrima wormtongue
UtilityPunk: Spill the tea, who in LotR are the other moonbasers?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that close up shot of the one with the cat eyes was sick
hieroglyphica: WHAT
lochnessseammonster: wow rude
VrolikSyndrome: Deserved
Vinewood_OG: Had to be done
Kramburger: <message deleted>WELP
Dog_of_Myth: Good call
Makrosian_Tay: Brrring
BusTed:

SnackPak_: so long
iris_of_ether:

Vinewood_OG: o7 o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Mr_Horrible: good luck, our aussie friend
HorusFive: o7
Astramentha: o7
itira: o7
empyreon: o7
raulghoulia: collateral damage
GasCityGaming: o7
Strebenherz:

Thefluffiestguineapig:

hesterbyrde: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
xantos69: There is a balance.
protojman: o7
Dog_of_Myth: If one goes, so must the other
hackingducks: o7
lochnessseammonster: bye sauce o7
couchboyj: o7
The_Color_Twelve: @Mr_Horrible That one is so cool
Dog_of_Myth: All things in balance
raulghoulia: just keep playing like this
Mr_Horrible: I like how *he* created this link, and now resents keeping it up
Fanklok: No one tell them
Strebenherz: wait why was sauce shot as well i don't know the meme
BusTed: game cam pls
lamina5432: o7
itira: game looks great btw
Mr_Horrible: he's the warden of his own jail
HorusFive: shhhhhh
VrolikSyndrome: The Jaeger they'd pilot would be legendary.
Bearudite: BOOTH
MacbethSeemsSus: Kramburger: Don't go where I can't follow
iris_of_ether: oh no
BusTed: haha
Juliamon: Strebenherz they have identical mod action counts, so they are forever linked
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
SnackPak_: poor Heather
lochnessseammonster:

Strebenherz: @Juliamon beautiful
underhill33:

MrSarkhan: LMAO
Fanklok: Have James tell her
Mr_Horrible: the LN Boys, the picture of professionalism
Vinewood_OG: It not perfect system
niccus: please call together
VrolikSyndrome: If you both message her together...!
paulthemapguy: Damn maybe he is Pippin
lochnessseammonster: "why do you guys always break things"
HorusFive: I have bad news- Heather already knows. She just knows
ghyllnox:
And Wheeler did it earlier 
Dog_of_Myth: ALL THINGS IN BALANCE
Thefluffiestguineapig: And Wheeler did it this afternoon
raulghoulia: pippin behavior
SnackPak_: have Beej tell Heather
xantos69: Calling together is good stream content.
Mai_Andra: Now you have to go to her together...
HorusFive: Blame the Auzzies
paulthemapguy: blame it on the sauce...too easy
Loa_Ayizan: It's great we reached the half way point of this game tonight
BusTed: right, gravity is the other way
The_Color_Twelve: he ragdolled up
Mr_Horrible: if you have to blast me for that, I understand
betweenmyself:
Sauce and Kram are like Demona and Macbeth from Gargoyles: if one dies, both die, yet if one lives⦠
Mr_Horrible: but that made me laugh too hard to not clip
Bearudite: time to puzzle in 4d
Bearudite: ye
Strebenherz: it holds up well
Bearudite: it still slaps
Mr_Horrible: still a fun cartoon, yeah
betweenmyself: pretty good yeah
Strebenherz: god yes
Makrosian_Tay: Also Keith David
rosesmcgee: Every episode is a TNG cast reunion
Bearudite: there is some stuff that is funnier and or hits different now
Strebenherz: @Bearudite agreed
MacbethSeemsSus: Shoot her! Shoot her!
Strebenherz: it's infinitely funnier every time a 90s cartoon character threatens to destroy the world with a floppy disc
Mr_Horrible: I ain't holdin' my breath
TomatoKigu: @MacbethSeemsSus Is that you Muldoon?
Strebenherz: which demona does a couple times at least ircc?
Mr_Horrible: "I have 1 whole excel file on this"
MacbethSeemsSus: @TomatoKigu It's tough to type the accent
Veste: hey if it could take people to the moon,
Mr_Horrible: I'm glad we went the same direction with that, Ben
rosesmcgee: Little secret about how the nuclear launch codes are handled...
raulghoulia: Optimus Prime gets backed up on one of those and thats how he gets brought back to life
Mr_Horrible: I remember being able to fit, like, 3 book reports on those bad boys
Mr_Horrible: and my trapper had *3* slots for them
Mai_Andra: end-of-Mass-Effect lookin' ass level...
TomatoKigu:
@MacbethSeemsSus and yet I read it in the voice of Robert Muldoon nonetheless. 
iris_of_ether: Did you, in fact, copy that floppy?
Veste: where in the world is carmen sandiego?
iris_of_ether: Question immediately answered
Mr_Horrible: old disks with Aztec Challenge and Forbidden Forest on them
Mr_Horrible: for the commodore
MacbethSeemsSus: They're called linux iso Ben
hackingducks: ben's dad downlaoded a car
BusTed: I remember loading Doom on like 16 floppies
iris_of_ether: I mean I did print a (model) car for a friend...
Mr_Horrible: lol
Mr_Horrible: me tying up the phone line to play Magic with my friends via Apprentice
Mr_Horrible: "Tell me how to beat King's Quest 3"
xantos69: That is why they are not around any more.
iris_of_ether: @Mr_Horrible My booklet had a typo for one of the spells. Instant death.
MacbethSeemsSus: Time's a bit wibbly wobbly in this game
Mr_Horrible: @iris_of_ether oh god that's incredible
Mr_Horrible: "Now, I know we look the same, but I'm not him"
iris_of_ether: @Mr_Horrible I somehow managed to figure it out but jeeeeez
NotCainNorAbel: no, I had to wait for Nintendo Power to tell me the secret when it came in the mail.
ThorSokar:
Remember when you could hear someone getting a cell phone call or text before their phone went off?
I remember
Strebenherz: Oh hey ben, you mentioned wanting to play flash games a few times on home stream. Did you want help getting a program/thing to run them, or you good there?
niccus: i agree *switches to next game*
Strebenherz: aight
Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz Flashpoint, or is there a different one now?
MacbethSeemsSus: Dude waited for the lightning to make his entrance
Veste: Seven minutes.........
TomatoKigu: "Who're you?" "I'm you! You're me!"
saucemaster5000: buncha brad dourif haters round these parts
Strebenherz:
@Mr_Horrible i wasn't aware of flashpoint, i may have gone jenky, and used web archive to yoink the debug thing from the old adobe website 
RatherLargeToad: End of Act 2
InconsiderateHat: @saucemaster5000 Tragic
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why is that lightning so thick
TomatoKigu: Did we get any chest high walls tho
Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz ah, fair enough. That's just the one I know of, but I haven't updated my download of the library & client in like 3 years so IDK what state it's in at the moment
paulthemapguy: Get out of my way, and teleport directly to Zany Zappers Laser Tag Emporium and Arcade
RatherLargeToad: This. Is. CHRONOS!
KeytarCat: The time knife!
paulthemapguy: girthy lightning
empyreon: dummy thicc bolts
TheMadS8nt: surprise the veiled ominous guy was the veiled ominous villain!
MacbethSeemsSus: If he pulls out a hammer mid fight.....
pctjoe: it does have the feel of leading the power ranger monster to the abandoned wearhouse district because they knew rita was gonna make it big
TomatoKigu: @MacbethSeemsSus *bass boosted USSR anthem intensifying*
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's got the hashogeki
Kramburger: He should inject himself with the zombie virus, that'll really show us
Fanklok: He's a Pathfinder, you guys are playing D&D
MacbethSeemsSus: I think we're collectively done caring about the plot
RatherLargeToad: turns out he built you wrong on purpose. as a joke
Mr_Horrible:
@MacbethSeemsSus no, I just know that caring about the plot while watching LN just upsets me, so I stopped 
protojman: special pathfinder powers?
jhmv: at least he's not a meat man
Rhynerd: he really skimped the budget on making you
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
he's not teleporting, he's just traveling to a point in time to where he's already there 
TomatoKigu: I assume his abilities got added somewhen between when we all tuned out of the story and this fight.
shendaras: Pathfinder versus traveler, I guess?
HorusFive: They would have been too useful for us to have them
paulthemapguy: devs were like "idk give him some darth vader shit or something I'm tired"
lamina5432: as far as I can tell he made te entire traveler thing himself, so he has most of the tech
MacbethSeemsSus: @Mr_Horrible Oh, I just meant this game. Normally it's fine
Mai_Andra: first phase is not a meat-man...
protojman: revealing he's sith
niccus: he'll probably have a meat man phase
NotCainNorAbel: rubbing his feet on the ground
saucemaster5000: he is zeus
Kipstar: static electricity
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh he just time traveled to when he knew how to shoot lightning
BusTed: the gamer instinct
xantos69: Bro, wizards are real now.
mulligan2six: Shoot straight? That's not very woke...
SnackPak_:

darkcyril: Bioelectricity or some shit.
jhmv: maybe it's his version of the light thing puzzle gun
protojman: devs just thought the reveal in revenge of the sith was cool
Mai_Andra: electricity is real in this time, Ben.
hackingducks: maybe he time traveled back from a time when lightning weapons were the range.
jhmv: my turn (gets shot)
rosesmcgee: He couldn't find any ammo either
Mr_Horrible: he's gotta maintain the brand
UtilityPunk: Brought a knife to a gunfight
Fanklok: Real question is how does he have so much HP
Strebenherz: dummy had a whole master plan and didn't bring a good weapon
betweenmyself: maybe he got a big tattooed tum-tum under that suit: heβs secretly Thor for Dad of War Ragnarok
MacbethSeemsSus: At least his dodge is as bad as yours
protojman: that's the Thor pose
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you just know he's thinking "aw man, antigrav? Why didn't *I* get that power?!"
paulthemapguy: stomp em in the nuts
3 raiders from RavenHillbrookInc have joined!
BusTed:

arcaneIllumination: raiders!
RavenHillbrookInc: HI!
BusTed: π
KeytarCat: Ah, balls!
saucemaster5000: surely
betweenmyself:
surely 
MrSarkhan: shirley
RavenHillbrookInc: looks like its getting intense
Mr_Horrible: welcome in, raiders
Makrosian_Tay: I dunno about this boss. He's kinda lacking all cool factor
SnackPak_: oof
UtilityPunk:

MacbethSeemsSus: Not even close
mulligan2six: One more week. One more week.
TomatoKigu: F
Dog_of_Myth: big oooof
Makrosian_Tay: Maybe having every character dressed ine exclusively GREY was a bad idea
HorusFive: cool game
darkcyril: "There's a second generator"
UtilityPunk: This game likes making you Travel
hesterbyrde: oof
Bearudite: at least its not back to the save point
iconicshadow89: woo boy
Strebenherz:
150 bits for the nonsense
saucemaster5000: "find the 2nd generator"
protojman: we know his cycles now
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: we should all type the same messages as before to sell the time travel angle
Garbage_Collectr: further than that
protojman: It's time to correct the mistakes of the past
darkcyril: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Bold of you to assume I can remember what I said several minutes ago.
Rhynerd: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa this sounds like a dougdoug bit
MacbethSeemsSus: It's kinda cute how Bloober Team have seen other video games and try their best
Bearudite: he's gonna take you back to the past, to play this shitty game that sucks ass
niccus: he's remembering it so you don't have to
Rhynerd: i could spoil it if you want
protojman: It's time to correct the mistakes of the past
Mr_Horrible: I imagine if they want to see it they'll just look up the cutscenes later
Larkonus: Good 'ol video game rule of 3.
HorusFive: I would also stop
Rhynerd: βmy turnβ - words of a man who doesnβt know overwatch with a shotgun
saucemaster5000: whose road duh?
Mr_Horrible: seems to flinch from it, even if it doesn't stop the attack
MacbethSeemsSus: You're getting to him, he's turning British
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: really needs the quake dingaling to signal when you're actually doing damage
Mr_Horrible: just in time
Rhynerd: do you need to stomp to activate following phases?
Rhynerd: i kinda hope so because itβs a cool effect
Mr_Horrible: "Get over here" says the time traveling guy
hackingducks: remember when vidja game bosses had hitpoint bars and you could know you're hurting them?
lamina5432: in horror especially
Mr_Horrible: it's a vector for feedback, it turns out there's lots of other ways to deliver that
saucemaster5000: and yet I still enjoy a heath bar
darkcyril: @hackingducks BuT mY iMmErSiOn
KeytarCat: "Do the gimmick thrice" was also pretty good
Strebenherz: mortal kombat voice: FINISH HIM
Mr_Horrible: y'all be like "ough it's too video gamey it takes me out" "ough where's my video game iconography"
HorusFive: "Please" says the guy who was JUST talking about "I'm your father and I can kill you if I want"
itira:

Makrosian_Tay: S TIER
BusTed:

Strebenherz:

SnackPak_: nah
The_Color_Twelve: wow
RatherLargeToad: prayβ¦forβ¦mojo
Strebenherz: PERFECT NO NOTES
empyreon: LMAO
Makrosian_Tay:

hackingducks:

jhmv: aw god
Bearudite: BABY ROOOOTH
Strebenherz: FORGIV MEEE
saucemaster5000: Mojo... Dead? Mojo... IS.... dead
Mr_Horrible: when the budget for the 2nd take is gone
RavenHillbrookInc: has all the writing been like this?
e_bloc:

ghyllnox: For-Give... Me
MacbethSeemsSus: Let....me....do...the laugh....again.....
Vinewood_OG:

Fanklok: Right up there with "We just lost one of our baddest mother fuckers"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "I was also here!"
KeytarCat: Badadvice "Forgive him"
Strebenherz: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't do what Daddy Ian didn't.
BusTed: wut
andy1503: sorry just saw this character's name for the first time is she a were-veronica?
Mr_Horrible: chat, there's other languages, remember
Mr_Horrible: and sometimes, they spell and pronounce things you're familiar with differently
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible name one
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 oh fuck
Rhynerd: Polish
saucemaster5000: damn
xantos69: They sure are talking alot
rosesmcgee: Too bad
betweenmyself: @andy1503 Iβm waiting on her sisters When-astasi and Why-katrina
Makrosian_Tay: DEW IT
BusTed:

VrolikSyndrome: Floor it
SnackPak_: lets go Adam
Strebenherz: i dislike that this game's plot seems to be hurtling towards "i sure do want to forgive my horrible dad for crimes"
MacbethSeemsSus: DEW IT
saucemaster5000: wellity wellity wellity
ghyllnox: o7
Strebenherz: DO IT
mulligan2six: o7
shendaras:

MrSarkhan: o7
BusTed:

feet2big: Turn it off and walk away.
WiJohn: o7
hackingducks:

itira:

UtilityPunk: Chat, do we forgive our abusers?
frank_the_great: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
RandomTM_: a7
iris_of_ether:

Joecool190: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
Omthebox: They didn't know who was playing
RavenHillbrookInc: o7
SnackPak_: wooow
UtilityPunk: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: Coward
Omthebox: OH MY GOD
Saintnex: hahahha
abaddon2501: Shoot him!!
rosesmcgee: My man!
WiJohn: Baited!
feet2big: coward
Mr_Horrible:
what will Adam "No Witnesses" Savidan do, I wonder? 
Orxolon: welp
VrolikSyndrome: the FUCK
GasCityGaming: the SWERVE!
Bearudite:

abaddon2501: Please shoot him
thatguysteve2709: Haha
e_bloc: tis a far better thing I do
frank_the_great: Adam's always keeping us on our toes
hesterbyrde: No he's just being a contrarian
iris_of_ether:

hackingducks:

Orxolon: what!?
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KeytarCat: I guessed correctly!
Fanklok: Damn Adam really just let her go ff wit hher abusive boyfriend
Larkonus: Now he's disappearing into a Marvel sparkle circle.
MacbethSeemsSus: Neither is a good ending for what its worth
thatguysteve2709: You just caused the wounds on him from the future which is tight
Strebenherz:
just means you have to play the game again to see both endings 
Dog_of_Myth:

Rhynerd: no matter what, it leads to a time loop.
Makrosian_Tay:
New Game + is it! 
Strebenherz: probably yeah
Strebenherz: IT'S OVERRRR YAY
SnackPak_:
lets run it back for the other ending 
UtilityPunk: You are a winner!
itira:

The_Color_Twelve: 13 min to spare
MrSarkhan: we're free!!
Fanklok: finally
lochnessseammonster:

hieroglyphica: π
itsr67: YIPPEEE
shendaras:

Dog_of_Myth: The evil is defeated
BusTed: it's overrr
Juliamon: The evil is defeated
trebuchetboy: freedom
7gorobei:

thatguysteve2709: Right on time too well done
Orxolon: yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy
frank_the_great: Finally time for TLOU2 in chronological order!
Kaaannaaa: with faint praise, sir
e_bloc:

kimmibeans: The game has been defeated!!!
elmolovessmack: Your tenacity with this game is proof mankind will endure
abaddon2501: ππππππ
RatherLargeToad: apparently you only can get the βtrueβ ending after new game+
The_Color_Twelve: you could cut so much out
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah but it's just the mass effect theme
Dog_of_Myth:
@Juliamon Jinx. 
TheMadS8nt: the game is awesome, and then it gets really weird lol
Rhynerd: should I spoil what the other ending is?
Goombill: Some real John Carpener esque music
arcaneIllumination: From the summary, it is likely that there is a scene after these credits.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if nothing else, Bloober employs fantastic artists
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
Strebenherz: @RatherLargeToad for REAL what
ArtDecoSunburn: We've come a long way from the tight time loops of "Time and Again," for sure.
Fanklok: I did not get my Sailing level
Mollylele:

TheMerricat:
@Rhynerd If you don't I will. 
MacbethSeemsSus: Graham comes in and says your contractually obligated to get the "good" ending
Vinewood_OG: Good ingredients, tossed the recipe in the bin
lamina5432: the story was harder to follow, which might be better then last of us 2
Mr_Horrible: definitely one that suffers from the once a week, yeah
betweenmyself:
canβt wait for the inevitable remake with 40 more hours of riveting gameplay 
KeytarCat: The speedrun record is still almost 3 hours
ActualFactual: I got here just in time.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure was something
xantos69: "Would that this desk... was a TIME desk..."
Mr_Horrible: I like that they're improving
lochnessseammonster: time, the biggest enemy of the time traveler story
Rhynerd: @themerricat guess Iβll give it a shot then.
Mr_Horrible: Silent Hill 2 remake is extremely eh
MacbethSeemsSus: Bloober team have not changed my opinion of them
Mr_Horrible: for the reasons you hated this for
VrolikSyndrome: I think bloober team might not actually make good games.
hesterbyrde: Silent Hill 2 has the problem of bloat in the second half... it's waay longer than the original
The_Color_Twelve: I mean the parts of the remake that were great were pretty much the original
Strebenherz: @betweenmyself your statements, as horrifying as that emote. 10/10
itsr67: re9uiem
VrolikSyndrome: Oh boy DO you.
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: you get to see the world's best Wet Dog Protagonist
elmolovessmack: I can't wait
MacbethSeemsSus: No spoilers: I'm curious what you guys are going to think of RE9
Orxolon: Mr Kenneddyyyy
kimmibeans: YEAH!!!!!!
BusTed: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: "Mary's sick... and so am I" *kickflip*
The_Color_Twelve: There is one part yes
SnackPak_: yall had a good run
Mr_Horrible: it's good, but there's definitely a good chunk of "Franchise Victory Lap" going on
Rhynerd: if you chose to shoot the Pathfinder youβd have killed them and went back to the past with Weronika. Sheβs infected, and turns shortly after. A time loop is established to save her.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup! But itβs no joke arachnophobia mode in parts
kimmibeans: So, if RE9 sucks Adam is going to ban himself?
Mr_Horrible: which, I'm personally fine with, but it could wear thin for some
saucemaster5000: what if it is just kinda okay like most resident evil stuff
ThorSokar: new Amanda is MESSED up
MacbethSeemsSus: You guys have to watch the final cutscene.
NoxStryx: Chris!
abaddon2501: Yes more Amanda the adventurer!
xantos69: I mean I don't want you to do this stream if you hate it. But it is the best part of my viewing week.
RatherLargeToad: donβt forget Agent
BusTed: Agent shows up
morteica: Amanda the adventure 3 plz!
kimmibeans: The new Amanda is super good though
xantos69:
50 Bits
NoxStryx: What about everyones favorite character Tofu
Forlorgen: i miss Jill valentine
hesterbyrde: Thank you for the stream guys! Appreciate you.
Mr_Horrible: @RatherLargeToad I could never forget Agent, standing on top of the cutscene elevator as a forgotten asset
Thefluffiestguineapig: New Amanda is good, Reanimal is Good
abaddon2501: Way to go Adam!
Austintatious89: omg!
betweenmyself:
Crono2? 
MacbethSeemsSus: He forgot everything that happened
Austintatious89: more cutscesnes!?
NonchalantAvenger: is it finally over?
Vinewood_OG: No more time travel or multiverse stories for at least the next decade. I can't take it anymore!
NonchalantAvenger: are we there yet?
Austintatious89: is this the face reveal?
e_bloc: much to think about
jhmv: oh she's the meat lady
Austintatious89: isaac!
Strebenherz: whelp
ghyllnox: \o/
Saintnex: consent say what?
ghyllnox:

ActualFactual: C
Vinewood_OG: Burn
Strebenherz: C's a passing grade!!
saucemaster5000: timey wimey wibbly dibbly doo
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh fuck off
Mr_Horrible: that's a degree
MrSarkhan: LMAO
SnackPak_: you got graded on this?
jhmv: Cs get degrees!
The_Color_Twelve: Ending: B
xantos69: They are ranking us? How dare they.
NonchalantAvenger: THAT was 15 hours??!? no way
NonchalantAvenger: maybe 150
TheMerricat: So the NG+ we realize there is _no_ way to save her. And the only way to break the cycle is to convince the Pathfinder of this.
e_bloc: internet never lies
frank_the_great: Yeah, I'd give it a C alright
abaddon2501: C your way to success!
Austintatious89: Cs get degrees
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Pfffffffffffft good luck with that
WiJohn: GG
BusTed: gg
Rhynerd: C for Chronos!
hackingducks: the leviathan helmet is better at least
Dog_of_Myth:

shendaras:

Thefluffiestguineapig: GG!
Orxolon: we survived
abaddon2501: πππππππππππππππ
Rhynerd: congrats on beating the game!
KeytarCat:
Vagina face? [yon] 
NonchalantAvenger: ben just watched ur short singing all the planes! that was INSANE!!
Juliamon: Love that the timing actually worked out pretty well here.
The_Color_Twelve: @TheMerricat that sounds like a bloober plot. They love the can't be saved
VrolikSyndrome: If they make a sequel to a toque is it a threeque?
xantos69: You like money? We should hang out.
Mai_Andra: oh, *and* Ben? I don't know about that one...
itira:

betweenmyself:

hesterbyrde: Me in the future is gone.
Dog_of_Myth: Excited for Wed.
Mai_Andra: that was a banger "deck tech" though
Nigouki: it's double tug
Strebenherz: looking forward to sealed
Makrosian_Tay: We think he's from the multiverse that'll be covered in Reality Fracture
lamina5432: lore thought is hes another universe ral
RatherLargeToad: You know Ral, famous Orzov law mage
ArtDecoSunburn: This is the remake of "Foundations of Rome." Neat.
darkcyril: We built this city on AFK
Mr_Horrible: @RatherLargeToad Tomik's rubbing off on him, clearly
lamina5432: played a board game made by tha same company so looking forward to it
VrolikSyndrome: We're going house hunting
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh Talking Sim
hesterbyrde: It sounds like an album name
frank_the_great: Sounds like a fake TV show
YFiddler: Debts & booze
MacbethSeemsSus: Mr Bowman returns
Mai_Andra: sunder folikle
RatherLargeToad: remember when creatures were bad?
Fanklok: It had fewer broken cards
darkcyril: Who will draft the banding deck?
RatherLargeToad: @fanklok also fewer playable cards
itira:
thanks for the stream 
tehfewl: ive heard rhythm is a dancer
ArtDecoSunburn: Rhythm horror?
betweenmyself:
where are all the vehicular combat games? I need me a Twisted Metal wannabe 
xantos69: Thank you for streaming you champions of men.
MacbethSeemsSus: @ArtDecoSunburn Offbeats
NotCainNorAbel:
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NonchalantAvenger: ben how long did it takes to create that Planes song? @LoadingReadyRun
shendaras:

GasCityGaming: man, Vigilante 8 anyone?
frank_the_great: And The Pitt on Thursday
BusTed: ooo, close to the end of the season
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Orxolon: g night everybody
Makrosian_Tay: thanks for the stream
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream

Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
VrolikSyndrome: dayuuuuuuuuum
MacbethSeemsSus: *lets nope escaped*
Rhynerd: have a good one!
lochnessseammonster:

Marvoleath: Death to Cronos!
frank_the_great: RIP o7
xantos69: Censorship in action.
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