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 LupusNoctis: Magic school time!
 RatherLargeToad: yay
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  TXC2: Here we GO!
  TXC2: Hello Graham
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 TheWooglie: if you believe you will get a Kathleen
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 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you keep a chair open for the prodigal one to return or something like that
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Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham, chat! Let's get back to school!
  TXC2: ah good James updated that
 themercenary1987: It's or its, Graham?
  Foxmar320: Pick the best college!
  TXC2: hello jadielady  and Flyingdelorion  welcome
kyosokun: Lorehold!
 sirtintly: quandrix.. let mtga figure it out 
hat_hair: I only got back into Magic about a year ago. Were the seeded packs common before that?
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: prismari!
 CrossXhunteR: arena loves a double seeded pack
 themercenary1987: Simic! I mean Quandrix!
 tsp397: Quandrix!
ashtonfpd: quandrix is a good call
 maywecomein: cool it seems they've tweaked the infrastructure for these events so it's not just weirdly hacking coins/gems to make it work
XavusGaming: TWO seeded packs?
  TXC2: hat_hair  in pre-release yes, but you only got one
 themercenary1987: Do Good Math!
ashtonfpd: math math math math
DAC169: you say that, but I've gotten nothing but garbage from the seeded packs before
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  Foxmar320: Slumbering Trudge is how I feel when I first wake up
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  Foxmar320: @TXC2 Mood for real
Pal_Friendpatine: “Slumbering Trudge“ <- me after Saturday night, amiright!? 
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 EmmaPartlow: @Pal_Friendpatine Slumbering Trudge is a name I'm known for in various drinking establishments in the UK
 Narcuru: finished a chunk
 Narcuru: so pretty good overall
Genie_M: Had some lava swimming
Krillin_fan: the pit was great, but that pendulum is a real problem
 lamina5432: good msic
 EmmaPartlow: Also oi oi everyone.
 nymistrya: Its never to early to piviot into 5 color good stuff
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  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 
 kumatsu: ok time to open a sealed pool for this set
Pal_Friendpatine: @emmapartlow 
 Desdae: And with cards like Pterafractal and Wild Hypothesis incrementing will be a breeze
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: I love seeing the varying ways streamers prepare to say my mouthful of a name lol
ashtonfpd: was aew good?
 pleonasticTautology: i just got out of the shower so the day is just downhill from here /j
Genie_M: Fractelk
 iris_of_ether: I'm making beans and taking my partner to a doctor's appointment. These things are unrelated. 
Pal_Friendpatine: Slumbering Trudge is my nouveau grunge band
 Travilogue: You have enough gold spells that the referee might be okay
 tsp397: This set is cracked? What about Reality Fracture?
  TXC2: it's like suspend
 EmmaPartlow: My goal in this Limited format is to mill someone out with Mathemagics.
Genie_M: Sunbear friend
Flyingdelorion: Just finished my nasi goreng! but I ate it so fast so I could watch this, that I feel it high in my throat.....
  Foxmar320: A+ attempt
serbubblez: wait is the trudge different in arena? its missing that x is 2 or more text in paper
 pleonasticTautology: 59   i'm raising the terror alert from blackwatch plaid to the cover of rush's seminal album MOVING PICTURES
  TXC2: I'd assume i's part of the last ablitiy
 kumatsu: you are correct
 EmmaPartlow: Hiiii
 iris_of_ether: Is Harvey Birdman worth going back for if I missed it but loved Space Ghost: C2C?
 kumatsu: I believe
 30teracyte: the templating is clearer on the printed card
 pleonasticTautology: @iris_of_ether ABSOLUTELY
 Narcuru: seems legit
 kumatsu: OK double checked oracle text, yes, the draw a card is attached to the mode
 iris_of_ether: The extended warranty for your car tho
  Foxmar320: Real people?! Calling?! Never
Genie_M: Why are those cards have a quandrix glowy border?
 Narcuru: you have the flyer that gains life
 Narcuru: but not enough probably
 CaptainSpam: "Graham!  It's California!  Like, the entire state!  Calling you!  What's up?"
 Strebenherz: California isn't real
 kumatsu: my sealed pool built VERY quickly so now I just need to run into G in the queue 
 Narcuru: @Genie_M i think cause its a seeded pack
Genie_M: Thank you both
 sirtintly: it's hard seeing a paradigm and not being able to play it
 EmmaPartlow: Oh this Mage is nice
 nymistrya: Back in my day we played our divinations at instant speed with quicken, like god intended
 boyesie: I read that as testes of the tangential, and thought that magic had gone in a weird direction with the set
 kumatsu: Voyage's end was Scry
 Narcuru: scry 1
  TXC2: !card voyage's end
  LRRbot: Voyage's End [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Scry 1.
 Narcuru: and creature only
 pleonasticTautology: i mean, it's always a 1/1 for 1, at LEAST
  TXC2: point is, this is a strict upgrade
 pleonasticTautology: sometimes you just need a body
MasonzeroGaming: It is a functional reprint of Unauthorized Exit from MKM.
 Desdae: It triggers a lot of your cards
  TXC2: I'd argue no for limited
unowngnome: Procrastinate seems like decent interaction.
  TXC2: big creatures are the interaction
 TalpTheScot: just got here, do you get two sealed seeded packs again this time?
  TXC2: hello Kathleen
 pleonasticTautology: hi kathleen!
 Bruceski: @TalpTheScot yes
 Kata_The_Cat: You decided to inflict math upon yourself.
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 Dalrint: What's a seeded pack?
Flyingdelorion: Hi Kathleen! How are you doing?
petey_vonwho: Ok, hear me out, we have a ton of fixing, so we can double major
unowngnome: Procratinate works with the arthropod!
 stoleetech: Should Essence Scatter be used as a way to stop their big(ger) creatures?
  TXC2: Dalrint  a pack that is weighted to have more cards of a given theme
 jacqui_lantern234: also, chat, i NEED you all to look at the art to Fractalize and explain to me why the hell im depicted in the card art 
 Bruceski: run the spicy 41
 jacqui_lantern234: @Bruceski spicy 41?! i think you mean
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 jacqui_lantern234: objectively correct number!!! 
  Foxmar320: Yay 41!
 nymistrya: all in for fourty-fun
 WrightJustice: Ooh fancy background
macbody2: green blue is awesome
jotalmadg: That is typically my prerelease experience cut down to 41 then just run it
 jacqui_lantern234: i sent them with ben, kathleen! you literally saw me give him the package! 
 dungeonmasteralek: No reason not to play it
  TXC2: think of it like suspend for 4 for 1 mana
  TXC2: next semester
  Foxmar320: It's too early for the Graham
 jacqui_lantern234: i have a question! why dies Studious First-Year kinda just look like Graham? 
 Desdae: Puts a land into play
 jacqui_lantern234: does*
 evil_h2o_elf: there's got to be a card game that calls it's turns "years"
 Luna_TheOtter: Hope you have fun with school! excited to go play myself on Friday
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: dangit, how did people get the ice age sleeves lol
 pleonasticTautology: i need to get bear.wav on a soundboard
northos: stonks: up
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DAC169: I think it was a Christmas season thing
 Bruceski: 12 days of winter bundles in the shop. You got the sleeves for getting any of them
 EmmaPartlow: The Studious Bear looks so polite.
 pleonasticTautology: i love that the studious first-year is holding their acceptance letter
  TXC2: Sun bears are the most human of the bear yes
 jacqui_lantern234: @EmmaPartlow AND SO DOES GRAHAM 
ThanhtTheBoss: When did a 6/6 trample for 6 become bad?
 boyesie: !card fractal mascot
  LRRbot: Fractal Mascot [4GU] | Creature — Fractal Elk [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Bruceski ahhhh i'll have to keep my eyes out for them again, they got me on the worn backs. I really like the ice age aart lol
 foolish_s4mwise: btw G, I’m finally almost done with that thing I messaged you about. sorry it’s taken so long lol
 foolish_s4mwise: my brain is uhhh
 foolish_s4mwise: rude
 pleonasticTautology: mtg-malone
 pleonasticTautology: is this. is this post.
  TXC2: ThanhtTheBoss  when they print a 12/12 for 2 
 Bruceski: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan That's when I started playing so it's hard to pick any other back now.
Flyingdelorion: We go first? Criiimmmaas!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: understandable
Genie_M: Opponent has ice sleeves too, huh
 iris_of_ether: @pleonasticTautology Appears to be a different person
  TXC2: "did you get that thing I sent you?" "what" "did. you get. 'that thing'. I sent you?!"
 pleonasticTautology: @iris_of_ether ah okay lmao
ThanhtTheBoss: @TXC2 Wait what?
Flyingdelorion: You are playing agains one of my favourite MTG youtubers! MTG Malone is an awesome guy fwiw
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 we need to bring that back, as a culture
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  yes
StewartRWyatt: Graham, how was Dynasty live?
 EmmaPartlow: It has Ward!?
 pleonasticTautology: a free/free
  TXC2: !card ghalta primal
  LRRbot: Ghalta, Primal Hunger [{10}GG] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [12/12] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control. / Trample
  TXC2: so actual ward
 A_Dub888: good morning friends, what classes have I slept through this time?
DAC169: Ward 2. the sequel to Ward
  TXC2: ThanhtTheBoss  that card is the one i meant
 evil_h2o_elf: math math math math
 maywecomein: math is happening!
 iris_of_ether: Uh oh, Trudgies
 Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 That darn hippo
 lightfut: Big truuuuuuudge!
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  we're playing Quandrix in sealed
ThanhtTheBoss: @TXC2 Aaaah, thank you. My brain didn't make that connection even though I have played a Cube with Ghalta in it for ages.
 pleonasticTautology: NICE
 Marvoleath: Howdy
 pleonasticTautology: graham's comboing off!
 dolphgrim: Is "Increment, Increment..." Part of hi-low piccolo?
 Marvoleath: are we beating Psot Malone? Who wins gets the One Ring, right? 
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 nifleon: Deck seems kinda okay so far
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northos: if wotc had gotten post malone to participate in the early access event I'm sure they'd be marketing that A LOT
  TXC2: God wouldn't make more then one Malone would they?
  TXC2: northos  good point
northos: @TXC2 well there have to be at least two, the pre and post 
Flyingdelorion: MTG Malone is a German streamer/youtuber. I met him once in Amsterdam. Great guy
 LurkerSpine: 100 beeg
 Marvoleath: @northos Yea, probably. But he could also be up for it just low key as a "content creator"
 Marvoleath: but he is mostly into commander iirc
ThanhtTheBoss: Hey Kathleen or chat, when does the last episode of the story come out? I've been itching for the finale.
 themercenary1987: Has Kathleen seen the secret lsirs for omens of chaos?
 kumatsu: well I just got a Pest Mascot up to a 10/11
 Marvoleath: @ThanhtTheBoss I think it already did? They started posting side stories already
 gnomebot1: when is the sealed league airing?
 RatherLargeToad: To quote Tyvar, “Behold the power of math!”
 jessicatheblack: Excited to catch a Kathram stream 
Genie_M: You'll love the Quandrix story
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 Marvoleath: @kumatsu I defo read it as Pest Malone, that would be  a 11/10 alter
StewartRWyatt: Speaking of the story are we getting a story recap TTC for SoS?? I'm vaguely aware of some of the stuff that's happening and it seems wild
ThanhtTheBoss: Oh, that's the end. I see. Well that's, a thing.
  vibratingsheep: I'm excited to see Tyvar again
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 TheWooglie: on a scale of 1 to road quest
 kumatsu: I finally had time to finish Omens of Chaos last night and I want more
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 djalternative: Hey Kathleen, I’ve been meaning to ask, do you still want me emailing you about work stuff or nah?
 pleonasticTautology: daaaaaaa bears
hat_hair: Classic bear, hitting for 1
Mindfire13: Oh yeah, they reprinted the Crimson Vow rare lands.
 Desdae: You can cast it for 2 and put a land in
 djalternative: cool. just didn’t want to be a bother
 Desdae: 3 just lets you draw a card too
ThanhtTheBoss: I didn't even think of putting a land into play with it. So many possibilities. This set is so complex. 
  TXC2: value, a circus of it even
 A_Dub888: I’m getting incredible value right now by watching a LoadingReadyRun stream
 Marvoleath: 1UG Explore
 Marvoleath: but it scales!
  TXC2: and then we recast it?
  TXC2: ah no I'm wrong
hat_hair: Oh a UG deck
  vibratingsheep: What Graham does next is draw half his deck
  vibratingsheep: in true UG style
 Marvoleath: Unsummon your own thing that's about to die is so much less used since removal of damage on the stack rule 
 Marvoleath: But still useful in limited
NonchalantAvenger: how long did it take to create the Planes song?
 garble86: Hola
 pleonasticTautology: @Marvoleath it's actually part of my strategy with my vivi deck! bounce vivi to avoid commander tax :3
  TXC2: Marvoleath  nah it happens a lot given all the enters effects creatures have no
  TXC2: *now
 Marvoleath: @TXC2 Yea, but usually as a part of an engine or a loop, I feel, not in response to oppo action
 jacqui_lantern234: that was 18 years ago 
  TXC2: Marvoleath  fair point
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 StewartRWyatt: @jacqui_lantern234 Yup. First saw them in a middle school computer class
ThanhtTheBoss: I don't think I rated the Pensive Professor highly enough.
Genie_M: Professor is nice
 Marvoleath: I feel like we have successfully Simiced
 Marvoleath: Quandrixed*
  TXC2: it's one blue blue
 jacqui_lantern234: @StewartRWyatt congratulations, your childhood is over  (dont worry, so is mine)
 EvilBadman: Professor about to slam into my Yuna/Tidus deck
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 foolish_s4mwise: there are so many sick cards in this set tbh, I’m so hyped
 TalpTheScot: quandrix out of your mind
PostModernVorthos: Simic Slawing all over the place
 RatherLargeToad: assembling the forklift of value
 pleonasticTautology: i need to go back and watch the ppr
 pleonasticTautology: i was in chicago during it
 garble86: Which one is harry potter?
  vibratingsheep: It's not about needing more mana, it's about sending a message
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 jacqui_lantern234: "topiary lecturer" sung to the tune of "alexander hamilton"
hat_hair: Sounds right to me
DAC169: yee
 kumatsu: [bop it voice] Bounce it!
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 TalpTheScot: oh right, sealed league starts today
 garble86: I brought my pogo stick...
  TXC2: spicy 41 saving us from self decking 
 alchemistsavant: Pensive Professor my beloved.
 lightfut: Been running a sealed league for each set with friends.  Tonight's the last night of TMT, looking forward to SOS!
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 "spicy" is a weird way to spell "objectively correct" 
 Marvoleath: !findquote math
  LRRbot: Quote #4606: "I don't get why math is worth money." —Cameron [2018-01-19]
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  true
 kumatsu: the wrinkles are forming fractals, Junji Ito is writing the adaptation now
Genie_M: Powerful nothings is a fun deck
Seventy111: Moving cards between zones for minimal value is the best thing you can do in any format
 alchemistsavant: Who up tending they fractals?
 LurkerSpine: i thought it was going to be abrupt decay
Genie_M: Grand Tour is a wonderful non-card
Mindfire13: Any tips for doing the upcoming Prerelease when you don't know which pack you're going to get?
 EvilBadman: @Mindfire13 Be flexible
DAC169: so I was thinking I'd do Silverquill or Witherbloom first, but seething this I might do Quandrix first
 foolish_s4mwise: I’m Witherbloom all the way, baybee
 Marvoleath: Soul Frog
 Bruceski: @Mindfire13 play your good cards, and despite the evidence of this double-seeded pack don't let whichever pack you get lock you into colors.
 jacqui_lantern234: if fractal tender is so good, why isnt there a fractal tendest?! 
 garble86: Not girth?
  TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Me calling someone on a sequencing mistake is incredibly rude.
  LRRbot: New quote #9562: "Me calling someone on a sequencing mistake is incredibly rude." —Kathleen [2026-04-15]
Seventy111: Fractal Firmer
 lirazel64: Graham seeks thicc board.
unowngnome: I love the face on the leech collector. As an animal fan I would also feel that excited if I had a cool leech.
  TXC2: "and how would sir like their board state?" "EXTRA THICC!"
 garble86: That trudge looks treefolky
 alchemistsavant: Big fan of the Sludge (Slumbering Trudge)
 foolish_s4mwise: this board is approaching “cold bowl of oatmeal” levels of thicc
 garble86: Yeah, new critter for the iNat. Whoop!
unowngnome: Exactly, I would love to iNaturalist a leech.
 dolphgrim: 🐙🐙🐙🐙
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 garble86: I don't think I have any leeches... some earthworms and nematodes...
  TXC2: forever....for 4, maybe 5 turns
 Bruceski: @TXC2 "twice X"
 Earlmade: Hyped for the set beyond belief. 🇨🇦 ❤️
  TXC2: Bruceski  I meant to say or, given we should only need it that long
bucketofmarc: Are you excited and ready for MagicCon?  Hard to believe it is in 2 weeks
 Bruceski: ah
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  TXC2: do a capitalism on them for a change 
unowngnome: I have some earthworms and a cool polychaete on my iNat. I wish I had nematode that sounds cool.
 Kata_The_Cat: Any bit of value - does that include nutritional value?
 Earlmade: mostly just watch vods on yt but happy to share bezobucks
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 SolarBrisngr: I will throw that Bezos money around like I'm distributing the mass wealth to end world hunger.
 StewartRWyatt: LRR: Where your money is welcome but the ideals of capitalism are not!
 lirazel64: Eat the rich!
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Never Support Capitalism
Seventy111: Oh no
  TXC2: Kata_The_Cat  no, but we do like compost value here.....
 TalpTheScot: the onboard mana
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 alchemistsavant: Pest Mascot 
 Marvoleath: Pest Ape big
 Earlmade: witherbloom + sprout swarm is gonna go crazy
  TXC2: so it turns out I was wrong about only needing 4 or 5 turns to win with our flyer 
 30teracyte: yeah they gave ajani's pridemate innate trample for some reason
 fcloud: if today's storm count is 37, and i sub, does that mean LRR gets to copy me 37 times AND choose new targets for the copies? 
hat_hair: How many creatures can they have. 20?
 Shurtal: Lorg Ape
unowngnome: Fractal Tender has done so much work this game.
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 qella46021: Math is magic? Quandrix for life!
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 Earlmade: 🍌
  TXC2: yeah WotC needs to chill with the pridemates but good trend they've been on 
 jacqui_lantern234: OOK, and i can not stress this enough, OOK
bucketofmarc: This is a big board state on both sides
 Marvoleath: There was only one Ape and one Monkey in this set
 30teracyte: how many cards do they have left?
 Marvoleath: monkey is in the commander precon, actually iirc
 EvilBadman: They're mathing better than us!
 alchemistsavant: Oh no, Shadelock + Pest Mascot is yucky.
 Marvoleath: only need 7 blockers on it 
  TXC2: "God, I see what you do for other [DECKS] and I want that for me."
 30teracyte: no i dont think so
 Kata_The_Cat: This looks really fun. Shame Wizards won't let us play it at the moment.
 TalpTheScot: no
 Arimus221: Nope
 fcloud: this bloodletting is somewhat less optional than the name implies 
draftsynthesis: yeah we're dobs
 pctjoe: as someone who just waterlocked his car's engine i can attest it is better when the engine is running
 LurkerSpine: yeah it's ggs
ThorSokar: tree plus fractals kills it, right?
 30teracyte: if you full block the mascot it would take you to 1, then the other attackers kill you
 fcloud: @TXC2 the prosperity brew
 RatherLargeToad: 
AutoMeris: @fcloud bloodmusting
 alchemistsavant: @fcloud Bloodmusting. Mmm, no. Don't like that.
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 LostThePirate: I don't normally watch the MTG stuff outside PPRs, but I missed Let's Nope last night and have this Prime sub laying around...
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  TXC2: fcloud  
 BrowneePointz: @thorSokar unfortunately Deathample means only one point needed per blocker and the rest tramples over
 fcloud: @LostThePirate nice subbin' 
 fcloud: the death is, indeed, ample
FlushmasterCyclonis: @alchemistsavant I think I read about that in a YA vampire novel...
 Marvoleath: on a plus side - big ape
ThorSokar: @BrowneePointz ah, gross
  TXC2: card do be having so much text though
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 BrowneePointz: oh no tonberry vs Lightning!? we lose that matchup!
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 alchemistsavant: Studious First-Year is genuinely one of my favorite cards from the set.
bucketofmarc: Loved the new Crack-a-Pack.  I seriously think that was my pack.
Aceviru: Speaking of PPRs, ty for supporting Ben on that wild ride of a deck tech.
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, seeing a 2nd monther is always a good feeling
bucketofmarc: The Welcome Booseter
 Earlmade: Secrets of PPR had some of the best gameplay i've seen in sealed recently
 Marvoleath: Phyrexia Welcome pack
 EvilBadman: Phyrexia Welcome, yeah
bucketofmarc: yeah!
 alchemistsavant: It's the owl with a GUN.
 jacqui_lantern234: "welcome to phyrexia, here have a booster pack" -Sheoldred, probably 
 kyosokun: 
 foolish_s4mwise: that’s so metal
 BrowneePointz: Moseo controls your bones while they’re STILL IN YOUR BODY
 Marvoleath: They also can animate bones. Not only dead bones
 TalpTheScot: outlive all your contemporises
 BrowneePointz: ye what Marvoleath said
bucketofmarc: Do you have to learn to speak and write Phyrexian?
Mindfire13: On one hand, sick. On the other, disgusting and possibly more horrifying than the Phyrexians
 jacqui_lantern234: must be a riot at haloween
 zelukester: @LoadingReadyRun hello hello, hope y'all're enjoying the early access! please don't hesitate to whisper me with any issues you and later folks encounter throughout playing today, I'll get them surfaced 
  TXC2: personally I would just choose actual death 
Krillin_fan: Boneito
 jacqui_lantern234:  KATHLEEN YES
 FauksStarling: Boneto doesn't have the same impact.
  TXC2: Boneneto
 couchboyj: You'd have to learn the skelaton dance
 LurkerSpine: Master of Marrow
hat_hair: He could team up with Magneto to really mess up Wolverine
dragonofnivix: Your skeleton is trapped and wants to be free
 foolish_s4mwise: can we add that as a quote?
 Athelgar: Imagine the terrible tinitus they could punish people with
HaruNoTori: I have a question about your Sealed League  when will it start and will there be an upload on Youtube?
 alchemistsavant: Hopefully Moseo doesn't end up with boneitis.
 ekplayscards: omg hi gamers
 EmmaPartlow: @ekplayscards hello ek
  TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] It's like Magneto for bones.
  LRRbot: New quote #9563: "It's like Magneto for bones." —Kathleen [2026-04-15]
 NapalmSideburns: @LoadingReadyRun Hi Graham, do you still tangentially follow WWE? If so, are you safe from curses?
 ekplayscards: @EmmaPartlow omg it's one of my favorite people ever
 zelukester: @LoadingReadyRun yes please and thank you!
  TXC2: hello ekplayscards  welcome
 ContingentCat: phrases like "Magneto for bones" is why I watch magic streams dispite not magicing myself
 EmmaPartlow: @ekplayscards *oh you*
Mindfire13: !card witherbloom charm
  LRRbot: Witherbloom Charm [BG] | Instant | Choose one — / • You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, draw two cards. / • You gain 5 life. / • Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less.
 Bruceski: https://scryfall.com/card/sos/150/glorious-decay Glorious Decay, looks like it's the same on the actual card
 BrowneePointz: we appreciate what Luke does
naikaida: hello guys, are online streamers playing early access?
 BrowneePointz: chat everyone appreciate Luke right now
naikaida: only*
 ekplayscards: WE SAW WHAT WE SAW
ThorSokar: eh, you got the point across
naikaida: okidokes, thanks 
  TXC2: naikaida  yeap
 zelukester: @BrowneePointz aw shucks
 ekplayscards: hope everyone's doing okay 
  TXC2: there is momir on mid-week magic, which can pull Strixhaven cards 
 foolish_s4mwise: he curses people. it’s great.
 NapalmSideburns: Danhausen is a goblin
DAC169: ain't it "very good, very evil"
 Shurtal: you could see him standing next to Bela lugosi
 BrowneePointz: good guy with spooky Kayfabe
 DiscordianTokkan: May have a jar of Perfectly Normal Teeth
Kezzig_: He is if Conan Obrian was possesed by a demon
 BrowneePointz: honestly what Kezzig said
Dmc3628: and tshirt cannon Hausen is living the 90's dream
Kezzig_: @DiscordianTokkan those arent weapons, they are body parts. Perfectly legal
 ekplayscards: omg @zelukester is here too? wow all the cool people are here today.
 zelukester: @ekplayscards 
 ContingentCat: you can't prove Kathleen wasn't the inspiration
 jacqui_lantern234:  i use the "old country" voice and the "meester kyenedee" voice way too much tbh
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 BrowneePointz: it’s the card James bodied Ben with at the PPR
 BrowneePointz: i think it was Ben
  TXC2: SUB HYPE ANSWER
  TXC2:   
 TalpTheScot: they practiced, so its cheaper next time
 BrowneePointz: they practiced
 Shurtal: every time i play sealed, my opponents have all the cool stuff and i get jack squat. I may be cursed.
 foolish_s4mwise: I procrastinate at instant speed
 foolish_s4mwise: but I’m not sure about the card
 EmmaPartlow: @foolish_s4mwise yo same
 sirtintly: i procrastinate as a static abilty
 ekplayscards: @EmmaPartlow woah? not a special action?
hat_hair: Aren't you dead in the air if you don't stop the flyer?
 EmmaPartlow: @ekplayscards naptime is a special action
HaruNoTori: @LoadingReadyRun  I have a question about your Sealed League  when will it start and will there be an upload on Youtube? Thx and greetings from Germany!
 foolish_s4mwise: @emmapartlow ain’t that the truth
 ekplayscards: @EmmaPartlow no wonder why i can't do it lol
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's week 1 of the LoadingReadyRun Secrets of Strixhaven Sealed League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (1:41 from now).
 pleonasticTautology: say what.
 foolish_s4mwise: what
HaruNoTori: so at 10 pm my time. I will stay up until then ^^
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 Marvoleath: Bear gonna soak some real dmg there
 HaruNoTori: Thank you so much!
 pleonasticTautology: @HaruNoTori no problem :3
 HaruNoTori: @pleonasticTautology Thank you, or Dankeschön!
 alchemistsavant: Royal Trudge 
  TXC2: king's privet reserve trudge
  TXC2: *private
 pleonasticTautology: @HaruNoTori it's no problem whatsoever :3
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 Marvoleath: "Incrementier than before!" doesn't quite have the same ring to it
 jeepless: THank you! ME TOO. They just cost to much.
 jessicatheblack: Jeep after consulting with your Dr
 Travilogue: Jeep Responsibly
 raulghoulia: Every Man a Jeep
 Brozard: 40 Chickens and a Mule
 dolphgrim: A chicken in every garage is very good
  TXC2: Jeepless 'cause they swapped over to the land rover?
 Land_Manatee: I just got here, but I'm voting for the lady who promised a chicken in every garage!
theambivalentagender: @Land_Manatee A live chicken?
 Arimus221: I was about to say, settle isn't part of the archive right?
  TXC2: here in the New Forest there is a non zero chance I could find a chicken in my garage 
drrek0: Dang, I don't have a garage, is there an alternate place I can get my chicken?
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 arkham1981: in for chicken
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 pleonasticTautology: it's never been *reprinted*
 Marvoleath: (it's just a Special Guest0
Dmc3628: as awful as geddon
 nymistrya: Yeah its not in the archive, its in the set
 Marvoleath: (not really)
 pleonasticTautology: which annoys me because its only printing says "his or her" 
 e_bloc: awfully hila4rious
hat_hair: They did a TNT version recently
 Kata_The_Cat: It was pretty good if it was you who was playing Settle.
Krillin_fan: it was on the list, and a recent tmnt secret lair
hat_hair: *TMNT
  TXC2: as a brawl player, I DESPISE settle the wreckage  
 Athelgar: Didnt Ben get dumpstered during Twitch Rivals with Settle?
Dmc3628: Secret Lair that's it
 EmmaPartlow: Standard!
 EmmaPartlow: I've been got a lot with it in Standard.
 Julian_Rogue: It's still a menace in commadner 
 EvilBadman: It was on The List when that was a thing
 Didero: !card settle the wreckage
  LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 EmmaPartlow: It was a Secret Lair too, recently TMNT one.
hat_hair: I had never heard of The List and got very confused by getting an Urza's Legacy card from a booster
 pleonasticTautology: i was thinking of putting settle in my chocobant deck but since the only non-SL printing says "his or her", it annoys me...
 Lord_Hosk: (Clicks pen) Settle the Wreckage... YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!
BeardedSpaghet: 4:30am, about to sleep and thought "is the Strixhaven early access on?" And here I am
 Marvoleath: @pleonasticTautology It's cheap enough for a sharpie correction, if that's your jam 
 Kata_The_Cat: The VOD will be there when you have had enough sleep.
 Kentosaurus: A big trudge is its own reward
 BrowneePointz: @loadingreadyrun this bonus sheet G and K for Wraths has: Armageddon(for lands), Winds of Abandon, Cyc Rift, Living End, Brotherhood’s End, and Culling Ritual. (also heads up Deflecting Palm is here as well)
BeardedSpaghet: @Kata_The_Cat no need to be so correct  good luck gamers!
 raulghoulia: rude
 Marvoleath: Winds is kinda like Settle
 Kata_The_Cat: @BeardedSpaghet Sleep well 
 BrowneePointz: cuz the art FUCKS
 BrowneePointz: it’s SO good
theambivalentagender: @BrowneePointz God I hope I can pull a Cyclonic Rift, I need more
 djalternative: you’ve done it at least 3 times this draft, G
  TXC2: what's this "we" kimosabe? 
 pleonasticTautology: the mystical archive also has: force of will
 pleonasticTautology: i REALLY hope i open a force of will
 lightfut: Doesn't it have settle the wreckage?  Every bonus sheet has settle the wreckage
Krillin_fan: more people need to be armageddon'd, it builds character 
 nymistrya: Okay but who needs Settle when you can Armageddon them
 Marvoleath: !card winds of abandon
  LRRbot: Winds of Abandon [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you don't control. For each creature exiled this way, its controller searches their library for a basic land card. Those players put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Overload {4}{W}{W}
 Robot_Bones: Ready for the Slumbering Trudges Call out on a future crack-a-pack
 Marvoleath: sorcery speed matters though
 Narcuru: they really needed it gone
  TXC2: yeah this set is gonna brawl UNPLAYABLE 
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh! bonkies~ 
 raulghoulia: just looked up the armageddon art for the bonus sheet and while it rules it wasnt giving Armageddon
 Athelgar: i dont know what someone did to me to deserve it, but one of my old kitchen table decks had a playset of Worldenders in a land destro deck lol
 arkham1981: 
 Robot_Bones: See that's your first mistake
 Bruceski: If James is booming and not screaming, it's probably fine
 Sage0fMadness: what time is sealed league?
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's week 1 of the LoadingReadyRun Secrets of Strixhaven Sealed League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (1:26 from now).
 lamina5432: he doesn't even want to come in late on friday
 BrowneePointz: but ye Winds is sorcery Speed Path that overloads into Settle
 Sage0fMadness: Nice, cheers @TXC2
 Kata_The_Cat: Have we moved on from #blamejames into #praisejames? I think this is a good move.
 pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz okay you've convinced me, i'm putting it in chocobant
 BrowneePointz: James exists in a state of deserving of blame and praise concurrently and in equilibrium
 zelukester: @LoadingReadyRun Just had a chance to look and I think I see what you mean about Glorious Decay; the line-wrapping for the third mode makes it look like the "Draw a card." happens no matter which mode is selected?
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theambivalentagender: Quandrix looks siiiick
 zelukester: yeah lol, I'll bring it up for review 
 Marvoleath: It's how it looks in paper too, unless there is no indent in front of the Draw
 youcantlistentobuttons: This is a battle between a Rock and a Cabbage.
 30teracyte: @Marvoleath yeah on arena there's no indent
 Marvoleath: ah
 ChillyCru: After watching the PPR, I'm currently 3D printing my prepared tokens while watching. thanks for the idea
 jacqui_lantern234: @ChillyCru heck yeah 
 BrowneePointz: I’ve gotta say from TMNT set having an amazing flavor text reference to a football joke to this set having a Turtle themed football card has me chuckling a bit
  TXC2: in paper, the D in draw is aligned with the E in exile above it, on arena it's not
 Kentosaurus: proceed to newt newt step
 e_bloc: the newt taps for mana
 Sage0fMadness: the new Dean of da bean
 SolarBlitz1: I'm so hype for this set I'm thinking of doing a second prerelease this weekend at the moment
 Marvoleath: And they have a skeletal Pest pet named Rinata!
 Robot_Bones: Noxious "taps for mana" newt
  TXC2: Moseo, now only bones-seo
 BrowneePointz: and now they teach people how to make people do the Hokey Pokey even if their flesh disagrees
 Marvoleath: which is weird cause I was under the impression that pests dont have bones
 jacqui_lantern234: @e_bloc the newt newts for newtnewt? 
 arkham1981: Y'all see the story on reddit of the LGS that got robbed but they left collector boxes of spiderman. heh.
 e_bloc: do pests have bones
 e_bloc: @jacqui_lantern234 newt
 Marvoleath: !card teacher's pest
  LRRbot: Teacher's Pest [BG] | Creature — Skeleton Pest [1/1] | Menace / Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life. / {B}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
  TXC2: depends on your definition of bones
MorganteMaggiore: "it can be approximated as a bird of paradise", i'm probably gonna make way too much maths jokes at the pre release
 Marvoleath: and who's bones you mean
 e_bloc: I have a pretty  wide definition of bones
 30teracyte: fractal tender is 'each end step' so you could have done it on their turn
 e_bloc: do pests have their own bones?
 kumatsu: well I just got Mathemagics'd for just short of lethal
 Marvoleath: @e_bloc Teacher's Pest is a skeleton, so it seems that at least some do at some point of their existence
 JKBalch: Is quandrix the go wide or go tall college this time around?
 Marvoleath: Quandrix is go square 
 kumatsu: @JKBalch Yes
 e_bloc: @Marvoleath much to think about
 youcantlistentobuttons: It's all in the numbers!
Dmc3628: Steiner's Math
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Spider-Man, i just put in a big order to build a dream commander deck of mine for years, and went out of my way to spend extra on the Spider-Man Ponder. cuz why wouldn’t i want to own freakin Moebius art on a magic card!?
Mindfire13: Go big or go home, and we're too far from home
  TXC2: "Two words: Bigger!, and More!"
 Maximals2000: so hyped for this set, they nailed it
 kumatsu: Yep, and then I untapped and killed them with prepared spells
Dmc3628: Steiner as a Quandrix student would be wild
ForOhForError: Simic but math. Simic Butt Math
MorganteMaggiore: is "mathemagic is for blockers" already a button?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Dmc3628 Steiner Math recited by Steiner from FF7 
 e_bloc: well I need a steiner/mathmagics secret lair now
 lightfut: Sounds like a 163% chance of me running
 BrowneePointz: I think Quandrix is VASTLY improved mechanically this go around
 BrowneePointz: they were powerful last stx but so boring
ForOhForError: They were just Username but they got mutated onto
 e_bloc: thats an island
countingku: Jeskari deck
MorganteMaggiore: is land indeed
 JKBalch: @ForOhForError One game went so well they had a +1/+1 counter put on their name
 Brozard: it's the toothpaste!
Mindfire13: Is that username equipped, enchanted, or does it have a counter on it?
 Marvoleath: @ForOhForError Modify is aura, equipment or counters though 🤓
teyoslurking: I have a suggestion for a button "Am /I/ The Beef Down?" -Ben at an hour twenty during the prerelease
 e_bloc: totally with you, but you're on a 55 inch tv 4 feet from my head
 e_bloc: I can probably see the battlefield better than graham
ForOhForError: @Marvoleath dangit shows me for not checking the comp rules before typing the bit
MorganteMaggiore: oh right, i forgt procrastinate is an actual spell now
 BrowneePointz: I love everyone complaining first year is a 2/2. It’s not a grizzly bear, it’s a Sun Bear, which are SMALLER. makes me chuckle
 Sage0fMadness: Oh they have Ink Horse
 jadielady:  
 Sage0fMadness: Or Paint Horse, rather
loufghyslaufey: Came cor the gift sub email, stayed for the Strixhavens... would be my sub message, I think.
 BrowneePointz: they can’t ripped
 BrowneePointz: cantripped
 jadielady: it's the ink pony club 
 LurkerSpine: hmm, why didn't they attack there?
 e_bloc: oh I like that horse
 Jigokuro: The way G blurted 'horse' made me snort at work, thanks.
 BrowneePointz: INK PONY CLUB!? pack it up chat has peaked
 Marvoleath: Can Cori draw Horses if she draws them from her deck? 
 Sage0fMadness: @LurkerSpine didn't want to lose the horse to a 1/1 and a 2/2
loufghyslaufey: Turns out to be for a channel I've never seen nor heard of.
 foolish_s4mwise: beautiful
Dmc3628: opp hasn't hit the land yet they sevrely downtempod
teyoslurking: +1 to horse rankings
loufghyslaufey:  
 jacqui_lantern234: @Marvoleath she, like all of us part of the club, are free from our curse 
 Mattmitchell45: What do we need to do to earn another Punt Counterpunt?
 nymistrya: Gods, what have you done? Youre an Ink pony girl, you cast all the spells
 BrowneePointz: nobody can draw horses. Thats why Netflix only released one episode of JoJo Steel Ball Run
 e_bloc: something something spout swarm infinite horses something
 NapalmSideburns: Oh no, opponent is stable-ising
 Sage0fMadness: 
Flyingdelorion: They have 2 horsepower in play!
 Sage0fMadness: gdi that's good Napalm
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 sirtintly: an X impulse
 jacqui_lantern234: "stress dream" is basically just my state of being 
 e_bloc: joint foot
 Marvoleath: But would they block with 2?
loufghyslaufey: @Marvoleath Moonbase having an emblem saying, "Whenever Cori draws a horse from anywhere, end the game because that would be canonically improbable for Cori to "draw a horse"...
 Didero: @jacqui_lantern234 At least you can say you're livin' the dream
loufghyslaufey: Nobody wins, essentially
 BrowneePointz: LGBT REP CARD
 BrowneePointz: we Stan young gay prismari love
 Sage0fMadness: What a kick in the pants
MorganteMaggiore: what a night-mare
 youcantlistentobuttons: OH NOOOO
 zelukester: HONSE TIME
 e_bloc: its my dream
 sirtintly: STAMPEDE!
 alchemistsavant: Prismari Stampede!!
Krillin_fan: goodbye, horses
 NapalmSideburns: opponent stabilized!
 Sage0fMadness: The barn door has been left ajar
 jessicatheblack: "Dead to Horses" - great album name
 foolish_s4mwise: WOW
 EmmaPartlow: HORSE
  TXC2: what a terrible night to not be a horse
 jacqui_lantern234: DEAD TO GAY HORSES
 e_bloc: siri play the funeral by band of horses
 saintguard: Wild Horses *can* take you away
 BrowneePointz: they weren’t horsin around
 Maximals2000: Kathleen 1 min ago: You are at 20 pfft
 Marvoleath: They wasn't horsing around
 Robot_Bones: Good horsemanship
 BrowneePointz: 
 foolish_s4mwise: Gay horse party in the red zone
 nymistrya: im gonna keep on losing to the ink pony club
 kristian_fischer: Hi G&K. I come in as you're getting horsed.
 Sage0fMadness: worth it for all the horse puns
 Brozard: Not very neighborly of them
forbiddenskiesfm: All this without having Horsemanship.
 FauksStarling: Oh, what have they done? It's an ink pony flunge...
 BrowneePointz: arcavios now canonically gayest plane in the multiverse 
Flyingdelorion: Argayvios?
MorganteMaggiore: is snorlax as good as it seems?
 Sage0fMadness: They took down the foal 20 life in one go
  TXC2: BrowneePointz  well yeah, it IS the college plane 
 Shurtal: Gayer by Volume?
 Marvoleath: Wheeler stated that Kaldheim is the gayest
 youcantlistentobuttons: Ravnica has like 8 apocalypses a year though
 Just_Herby: Ravnican gay clubs are probably rad
 JKBalch: @Sage0fMadness Well done, that got a groan out of me
Mindfire13: Ravnica gayer by number, Arcavios gayer by volume
  TXC2: bless you
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 BrowneePointz: see but Arcavios has a wlw couple AND mlm couple which is ONE MORE than every other plane lol
 raulghoulia: Graham what are you holding in the Deck Tech video when you look despondent?
 cheezweazl:     
 RatherLargeToad: free crab arms for all!
 jessicatheblack: The Deck Tech Video was AMAZING!!!
 raulghoulia: neat. thank you
 youcantlistentobuttons: The Deck Tech was AMAZING
 pleonasticTautology: i think arcavios is queerer by dint of being college. $5 says prismari is like. a number of polycules you can count on two hands
 youcantlistentobuttons: Ben is Awesome for doing that
Deity091: Is the song on spotify?
  TXC2: all them sexy pans and dollies
 Mr_Horrible: oh I like that arena iconography for prepared
 Arimus221: The Simic hospitals remind me of the D&D party member who cured their lycanthropy by trading out their legs for tabaxi cheetah legs... then died the next encounter lol
 Diabore: oh thats how prepared looks, neat
 lamina5432: it banged though
 jessicatheblack: Ben's "September!" always makes me alugh
 BrowneePointz: there’s a good reaction GIF in the discord from that btw chat
 Diabore: deathtouch
 Diabore: yeaaaaah
 pleonasticTautology: can the song be in this year's RDP
 kumatsu: Ben cooked, I've been seeing very positive responses in other random Magic channels
funguslore: Its probebly one of the coolest mtg scetches if I have seen like ever
 Marvoleath: 3 mana 4/4, of course it has deathtouch
 Mr_Horrible: communicates (what I assume was) the feel of the prepared spells being a Paper Magic version of the alchemy card "spellbooks"
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: How did you write that?!?  It was unbelievable to me how well it fit!
 jessicatheblack: that video was "chefs kiss"
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  TXC2: hello Raiders!
molzgg: whaaaaaaaaaat
PeterVanSalt: raid incoming
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 Mr_Horrible: welcome num num dum dums 
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: here, we do BITS
 thedepthandbreadthofseth:   
  TXC2: turns out maths is strong 
 Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible Conjure is the closer mechanic, I think
 BrowneePointz: it’s cuz we’re all Millennials or Gen X that grew up on The Animaniacs so I’m not surprised other mtg folks are like “YAAAAAAS!”
 raulghoulia: that and horses
 EJGRgunner: Dear Doctors LRR: Given that, between the PPR and today’s streamer event you are collectively the leading experts on Secrets of Strixhaven limited gameplay, I wanted to ask you a question. Which college at Strixhaven has the best meal plan?
Mindfire13: Just call it River Heralds and make everyone mad
liquidarity: slamming a big pterafractyl seems good
 Marvoleath: Yea, dying from 20 life to horse was definitely a highlight
 BrowneePointz: always kill the Soul Sister
 Sage0fMadness: @Marvoleath a haylight*
liquidarity: big whiff
 pleonasticTautology: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oof
  TXC2: in limited too
 Marvoleath: @Sage0fMadness 
gr3yj3d1: @EJGRgunner Its witherbloom it don't look appetizing but damn does it taste good
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @EJGRgunner I feellike witherbloom is a lot of aoups ans stews...
 Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath I'll be honest I completely forgot about conjure, but from what I can remember spellbook is basically just "conjure a spell from a pool instead of a specified one". Either way, both feel like an inspiration for trying it in paper
earl219: Hello
funguslore: New cards 
  TXC2: like 7 cards is ~18% of a limited deck 
Mindfire13: Well, now they've got Threshold (and maybe Delirium)
  TXC2: hello ear welcome
 BrowneePointz: wait a second, Graham, would you say losing to Ink horse in one turn like that was…a Haymaker? 
liquidarity: Kenji was just playing a quandrix the proof deck, went 7-2
  TXC2: hello earl219  welcome
earl219: Cheer
Wolfstrike_NL: O since it got brought up a couple times this past week | as per his request to tell one of his bosses: I enjoy seeing Adam on stream | I enjoy seeing Adam on stream | Adam is throwing, tell Graham | I enjoy seeing Adam on stream
 Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible Yea, I definitely also thought this is basically alchemy in paper, which only means that some of the cooler cards from alchemy could made it to paper
  TXC2: keyboard didn't autocomplete there 
 BrowneePointz: Enby Rep!
weplaygames2024: Kenji's deck was very much Sultai
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I’ve played the faerie spell book version and generally you have a pool that offers you 3 to choose from
 EmmaPartlow: Wanna build her as a PDH Deck
weplaygames2024: his mana base did work
 ekplayscards: that card's gonna be BONKERS good in commander
 ChillyCru: works great with Mobilize
Thisbymaster: autotapper strikes again
 foolish_s4mwise: I also enjoy seeing Adam on stream
MorganteMaggiore: "yet"
 doubleo21: It’ll do numbers in my Teysa Karpov deck
 doubleo21: Karlov
MorganteMaggiore: i always expect a sudden reach in recents sets for some reasons
funguslore: No, Kenji opened a Silverquill pool bit build a sultai deck with Quandrix the elder dragon
 Sage0fMadness: They seem to be gated on black mana
 TriseAlpha: I enjoy the pun of "Pterafractal"
 ekplayscards: grosssss
danielcanemagic: friends! ^^ hello
 Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath yeah, I do really enjoy seeing how they finagle mechanics that utilize the digital space into physicality (even if some of them feel like memory nightmares  )
 BrowneePointz: 🎶Wanna put my tender, Fractal in a blender, watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion….🎵
FoxesinBoxes92: Seems really good in Shirei too.
  TXC2: hello danielcanemagic  welcome
danielcanemagic: We did not time that any better EK!
molzgg: @funguslore im so confused why we were redirected mid game
hat_hair: Unblockable means win next turn, right?
 Sage0fMadness: howdy Daniel, howdy EK!
 ekplayscards: omg @danielcanemagic hey bestie
danielcanemagic: hey bestie 
MorganteMaggiore: what is the interactable part of the board?
 Diabore: is it 2 seeded packs still?
 Mr_Horrible: the ol "what if I took a hard left on this pool?"
 RatherLargeToad: Frog cannon neutralized
smokepaladin: Quandrix and Prismari are gonna be awesome, hope for a Temur or sultai build for sealed
 ChillyCru: I'm hoping to create a Mardu deck with Arnyn, Delney, Sharpshooter, and Mobilize creatures. Ping them on the way in and out
 Diabore: which pterafractyl
danielcanemagic: heya @TXC2 ^^
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danielcanemagic: and doing good how bout you 2 ^^?
MorganteMaggiore: pterafractyl for 5, the plan so good you're gonna do it twice
 BrowneePointz: I can’t read Fractal Tender without hearing Eve6
 Sage0fMadness: seems deece 
 Diabore: a free 3 if you will
liquidarity: a free/free for free
psektos67: @LoadingReadyRun You guys ever get to visit the Dino museum in Drumhelller AB?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: surely they’re not gonna overrun you, right?
 Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePointz watch it spin around to a Witherbloom oblivion
 Mr_Horrible: 3 mana up is marginally spooky
DegHag: Is Berserk in the format?
 Gekyouryuu: Oh! Chat, anyone who was around during Is This Your Card? yesterday, my misdelivered Deadpool secret lairs have been located and retrieved! Sadly, only got the "mountain" bonus card from all three of them, but at least I found them. Also, other fun note: newest English volume of "Destroy All Humans, They Can't Be Regenerated" arrived as well
 Marvoleath: Berserk incoming
HypnoticDarkmoon: berserk as well
funguslore: Giant growth+ beserk 
MorganteMaggiore: 3 green mana and 3 cards in hand, also
 goombalax: one time fog
 Mr_Horrible: we respect a flunge in this house
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu  congratulations
 Dalrint: -13 dang
 foolish_s4mwise: I should make tea
 ekplayscards: whoever named pterafractyl deserves a raise
smokepaladin: Fractal tender is so sweet
 BrowneePointz: @Sage0fMadness Wanna put my Tender, Fractal in a blender, watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion. Secret Rendezvous then I’m through with you.
 Diabore: yeah at mythic
 TriseAlpha: Yup
 Mr_Horrible: sure is 
MorganteMaggiore: it sure is
  TXC2: it sure is Graham
 Sage0fMadness: yuuuuup
Kid_Amn: that's too far 👏
 e_bloc: sure is
 pleonasticTautology: !card berzerk
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 lamina5432: terrafying
  TXC2: again, Brawl is cooked this set 
 foolish_s4mwise: @Gekyouryuu is number 7 out?
gr3yj3d1: armagaeddon is on the bonus sheet too sooooo bye bye lands
 pleonasticTautology: !card berserk
  LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
 djalternative: force of will is on the bonus sheet
  TXC2: !next
liquidarity: Berserk, cast flashback on berserk, berserk again, gg
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's week 1 of the LoadingReadyRun Secrets of Strixhaven Sealed League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (59m from now).
 DiscordianTokkan: 
apenguin89: You have to cast berserk before combat im pretty sure
funguslore: O cool
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's week 1 of the LoadingReadyRun Secrets of Strixhaven Sealed League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (59m from now).
 Gekyouryuu: @foolish_s4mwise As of this week, yes. Bonus card is Counterspell if you didn't know yet. Art is kinda silly
HypnoticDarkmoon: nope
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liquidarity: berserk is cast before damage step
 foolish_s4mwise: rad
 Mr_Horrible: just before damage
 Marvoleath: before combat damage*
apenguin89: Ahhh right
funguslore: Before combat damage right?
  TXC2: before combat damage in fact
MorganteMaggiore: league with new pre release kits or with 6 play boosters?
 Mr_Horrible: so that you can't use it to destroy someone else's creature for free
apenguin89: Before damage my bad
 BrowneePointz: Graham’s deck has 2 Tenders!? well now you HAVE to name the deck Eve6!
 Marvoleath: !card berserk
  LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Kid_Amn: we're out here trudging
HypnoticDarkmoon: anytime before damage is dealt
 EvilBadman: We have a bot that recites cards, folks 
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: im really excited for this set, i need to get out for a prerelease
 TriseAlpha: Math rules! 
 Mr_Horrible: sometimes "keyword: big" is really what you need in sealed
  TXC2: EvilBadman  chat doesn't read 
 BrowneePointz: Quandrix is INFINITELY more interesting mechanically this go around
 ekplayscards: mythic common frog
 foolish_s4mwise: @browneepointz boooooo
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 reading the bot explain the card
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Chat either reads wrong or not at all
 BrowneePointz: @foolish_s4mwise unintentional math pun on the infinite but I do mean it
 raulghoulia: which Legendary Pest is Best? Blex or Blech?
smokepaladin: Fractal tender make a 3/3 and hit it with a growth curve for an 8/8
 Diabore: sloth
 BrowneePointz: Blech is Blex’s son @raulghoulia
 ekplayscards: that's metal as hell
liquidarity: bonito
 foolish_s4mwise: @browneepointz I mean yeah it looks sick
teyoslurking: No thank you
 Diabore: a lot harder to get rid of bones inside than metal
 TriseAlpha: very angry bird
 Kentosaurus: bone-neato
Kid_Amn: now that's what I call Angry Birds
 RatherLargeToad: that sounds like an incorrect hypothesis
teyoslurking: My bones are ok over here, sir
 saintguard: Calcium wizard
 justclark: and they have a skeleton pest pet!
hat_hair: This is what I want more of from Magic tbh
 Gekyouryuu: Oh! Speaking of Vorthos, Kathleen, have you seen the secret lair they announced featuring the kids from the novel?
 BlueMechanic: Oof ouch ooh, my bones!
 dolphgrim: Bird recognized that it was not a main character and quickly removed its own flesh
Dr_fragenstien: bone bender (please do not bend my bones)
 Brozard: Hooray osteomancy
MorganteMaggiore: calciumancer
 pleonasticTautology: LOL???
funguslore: 
earl219: Good play
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That’s so metal and also a great way to say “no thanks Phyrexia”
 TriseAlpha: Getest thou wrecked!
liquidarity: wrecked em? darn near
MorganteMaggiore: speaking about stories: my sos book was supposed to be delivered today... but apparently my postman decided "no"
Kid_Amn: glorpy moose doo doo dododo
 BrowneePointz: also the new planeswalker Dellian Fel was so fascinated with life and death he ended up dead, came back to life with a spark 13 months later and has NO clue where the hell he went during that time. @loadingreadyrun
 Diabore: dang frog stopping our attacks
Spluuga: shapeshifter moose is very derpy
 JKBalch: @BrowneePointz oooh, neat.
MorganteMaggiore: @BrowneePointz oh, i'm sure that this will NOT be a problema at all
MorganteMaggiore: cool
funguslore: Wait what
  TXC2: metal.....or Jesus-y 
liquidarity: Can Dak Faden please come back with a spark too
Kid_Amn: neat
 Marvoleath: He also came back hungy
Makimachine: That bird just makes me want to listen to RATM.
 BrowneePointz: “our new witherbloom dean died.” “what!?” “well he got better”
 Lord_Hosk: Hey Graham and Kathleen.  Did you know if you use code LTTMTG at checkout... Dragon Shield will print anything you want on a card sleeve?
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/mlJYXJr.png
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath For? Blood? Flesh? Bugs?
 pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk HAHAHAHA
 iris_of_ether: Hahaha
 JKBalch: @BrowneePointz Liliana "Par for the course"
DavidTurner: time to flooooood
 TriseAlpha: uuf
 e_bloc: I think being dead at some point is a pre-requisite for witherbloom dean
 TriseAlpha: move to Flood step?
 Lord_Hosk: LRRMTG I screwed up the code
liquidarity: Graham doesn't have "The Bargler" as a title?
 FauksStarling: Is James watching from the doorway?
DAC169: I mean, you did two draw 2 spells back-to-back earlier that hit nothing but lands...
MorganteMaggiore: is it worth it to surveil un upkeep?
 Gekyouryuu: @Lord_Hosk Incredible
liquidarity: I have that tile... but I have no child
smokepaladin: Hit that 6/5 pterafractyl with a growth curve to make it a 12/11 would have been sweet
 pleonasticTautology: i'm gonna go get lunch because i haven't eaten yet but i'll be back for the sealed league!
 pleonasticTautology: back in a bit
Kid_Amn: doing a lot of things these days is kind of preposterous for people with a job (that isn't "play game for job")
hat_hair: I do wish Arena had an option for X spells of "Just go all in"
  TXC2: so long pleonasticTautology  eat well
 Marvoleath: @Thefluffiestguineapig The article only says "strange hunger now lurking in the back of his mind at all times.:
LeoJeric: I need to be more like Kathleen, and get excited when Op plays bombs...
 dolphgrim: Am I to presume that Witherbloom discovered how to make the pests regenerate so one can chew on them for longer? 🤔
liquidarity: Solid 6-3
 TriseAlpha: big oof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a bad year for Serge as a judge to declare the year of no math 
funguslore: Free reanimate every turn? Eew
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 thank you! getting taco bell after a long weekend of eating so many hot dogs
Mindfire13: 6-3 is still maximum games for the deck
SweetieMemily watched 45 consecutive streams and sparked a watch streak!
funguslore: So many gold cards
 Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all. How goes the Secrets?
  TXC2: early access is a zero stakes format
 TriseAlpha: I love that there are not one, but TWO bear wizard students this time
liquidarity: Did you have to do much math during this league?
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 unless it's a set on innistrad
  TXC2: the factscot
LeoJeric: Ptersfractyl is the real fractal mascot.
  TXC2: MorganteMaggiore  yes
Lordofironstorm: Lorehold next?
Lordofironstorm: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:34.
 TriseAlpha: !card Mathemagics
  LRRbot: Mathemagics [XXUU] | Sorcery | Target player draws 2ˣ cards.
  TXC2: Lordofironstorm  probably sliverquill for Kathleen
LeoJeric: Procrastinate rules
wizardwd: Will the LRR Sealed League have a trophy? For our work sealed league we have a 'stanley cup' style trophy with a Golden Gideon on top.
liquidarity: X3 is basically 'remove from game' average limited game goes to turn 8 or so
MorganteMaggiore: @wizardwd how about a degree?
Flyingdelorion: So Peebreak? Please?.....
 Mr_Horrible: 3 mana to get rid of something for 4 turns is buck wild
LeoJeric: @wizardwd Your work has a sealed league!?
 Gekyouryuu: A question: is the opposite of procrastinate "anti-crastinate" or "amateur-crastinate"?
liquidarity: Nita is bad
funguslore: Nita is just ok
wizardwd: @LeoJeric Yup. We've run sealed leagues since RNA. Currently have 58 players signed up for Strixhaven
MorganteMaggiore: nita: you do you
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu  possibly con-crastinate
Mindfire13: I see Traumatic Critique
LeoJeric: @wizardwd God I wish
Garbage_Collectr: should have been until end of next turn
 Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 I knew i was forgetting something
petey_vonwho: EACH?!
wizardwd: @LeoJeric I work in the videogame industry so we have a lot of magic players
 WiJohn: But hey, you've got RTR!
  TXC2: heres my kind of kind!
  TXC2: give me that vampire
liquidarity: not yet living that berserk, flashback dream
  TXC2: it is WILD that flashback is a new card
 sirtintly: mardu seems good
 lamina5432: reanimating
 BrowneePointz: good old former Standard Combo Boogeyman Return to the Ranks
 lamina5432: mardu reanimator?
hat_hair: Maybe the uncommons will be good
ThanhtTheBoss: I think that clause is there so you don't storm it with Prismari
funguslore: Can't block makes that so mid
  TXC2: not so long ago, that would have been a 1/1
 Marvoleath: Yea, the sparks reading creature spell, and not just creature is a bit of a let down
 dolphgrim: Concilia-potato
hat_hair: Oh yeah the clause is to stop infinites
DAC169: I've gotten worse 
smokepaladin: The casting cost is bad too double double
 youcantlistentobuttons: Zombify !
jaia_hendrix: I'm just getting back into mtg after UB fatigue. Excited to watch LRR again
ThanhtTheBoss: I saw you play this enchantment!
 Mattmitchell45: PPR Allstar
 BrowneePointz: good album, shitty person
 youcantlistentobuttons: Can it be a creature in any zone?
 A_Dub888: we’ll remember always
  TXC2: youcantlistentobuttons  no, has to be on the battlefield
MorganteMaggiore: the only problem with that card is that a graduation day on turn 1 feels pretty weird
SilasLunark: Hey Graham and Kathleen excellent to see yall streaming some of what seems like a banger set, hope it has some longevity. The mystical archives seems bonkers and theres a good amount of value lands in the set too
 sirtintly: quasili pridemage
Mindfire13: Graduation Day should have been the name of a wrath spell.
 TheKingWiggins: Kim Sokol art rules
 BrowneePointz: fun fact: when Return to the Ranks was printed, they then reprinted Nantuko Husk shortly after. The two made a combo deck that remained a menace until rotation
 dolphgrim: @Mindfire13 Folks don't die when they leave school, I think... 🤔
beastmaster170: Not a flyer!
 Gekyouryuu: Apologies if you responded earlier, Kathleen, but have you seen the secret lair featuring the characters from the novel?
  TXC2: as someone with anxiety, trust me, you can not practice an argument/ debate, they will say the exact thing you didn't think of 
 BrowneePointz: also good in WB if you have w lorehold synergies
Dragoknight101: It is going to take me a bit that the pests and inklings are not the same as OG Struxhaven
DAC169: @dolphgrim if it's an exile rather than destroy it's like how most people have nothing to do with their school once they graduate
 BrowneePointz: don’t need both I think. we’ve got full on zombify
funguslore: Student is nuts
 Gekyouryuu: Actually, chat, be honest: was ANYONE expecting the Dwarf Fortress secret lair?
 BrowneePointz: this lady is NUTS
 singinnonsense: Hi chat, do you choose a school for  this sealed ?
 Gekyouryuu: Yes
 BrowneePointz: We Stan pretty Troll Ladies who are Auramaxxing
MorganteMaggiore: is there a "not seeded" sealed event on arena? 2 packs feels pretty heavy
teyoslurking: What's the best school for sealed we think?
 BrowneePointz: also good on Strixhaven for making attractive Trolls. it’s about time
 A_Dub888: “Social Snub?” Wait, I’M in this set???
 BrowneePointz: honormancers specialize in the white mana aspects of Silverquill
 Bruceski: @MorganteMaggiore Unfortunately no
 dolphgrim: That rhino is Sam Eagle coded
funguslore: U have 0 blue or green cards 
 Kata_The_Cat: Has LRR ever played Team Sealed at the Moonbase? It's a really fun format and it requires a lot of talking about cards and strategy.
MorganteMaggiore: @Bruceski ah bummer
smokepaladin: This set kinda feels like Standard Horizons lol... Creep creep...
 Narcuru: i mean its a 4/5 draw a card for 5 doesnt seem too bad
MorganteMaggiore: how many creatures are there so far?
Octopi314: I would try one of the rares
ober85: Mascot?
shortieXV: depending on if you want more yard stuff or more repartee you can shift one way or t'other
 WiJohn: I feel like with all your graveyard recursion one Nita is probably worth it
 SolarBrisngr: I think if you're not in lorehold the leave your graveyard stuff is less exciting.
funguslore: Close anough
beastmaster170: render speechless and 2nd honourmancer
petey_vonwho: Nita. I would absolutely run her.
andrew632: Eternal Student seems like so much value (especially with instant speed activation)
ober85: Oh i missed the 2 mascot already in 
funguslore: I would cut zombify. I just think you have better stuff to do
 SolarBlitz1: There's a lot of dual colour cards in this set, as with previous strixhaven so not surprised to see it being 'light' on the pure blue / green cards
Oxdans: Nita says spell, can also be a creature spell
petey_vonwho: We have so many little creatures to throw away to her
teyoslurking: Do we play all three tap lands?
andrew632: are there any targets good enough for zombify?
 Narcuru: @Oxdans she says instant or sorcery spell specifically
 Mattmitchell45: @andrew632 If we mill some of the pricier stuff
andrew632: @Mattmitchell45 yeah, but is a -1 or -2 mana discount good enough?
smokepaladin: This pool seems kinda mid, maybe just looks weaker after the busted Quandrix pool ?
Oxdans: @Narcuru oh my bad, my brain skipped the 1st part xD
 Marvoleath: @andrew632 in limited often yes
 raulghoulia: why do Silverquill and Quandrix not get a signature artifact?
 Marvoleath: I'd even be happy zombifying a decent 3 drop
 Narcuru: @Oxdans yeah fair
andrew632: @Marvoleath disagree, especially in formats where removal is good (like this one)
 Mattmitchell45: Postmortem Studies is gauche anyways, Cut them
  RayFK: I think just need a blue shield, some smokes, and a panacea kit and you're good to go
 Narcuru: creature not creature card
andrew632: graveyard = creature card
ober85: Not a creature card
 Narcuru: so wont trigger
 Arimus221: creature vs creature card
Oxdans: Creature is only in play
 SolarBrisngr: Doesn't trigger
 Marvoleath: I you have 2 creature and the have 1 it can also kill everything 
andrew632: battlefield = creature
 singinnonsense: Send in the pest is just virus beetle in spell form
fantasiawht: Yes, a creature in your graveyard is not a creature, it is a creature card.
andrew632: plus some prepared spells
Oxdans: You have prepared spells too
 Narcuru: some prepared spells but im not sure how many you have
 Narcuru: so three
 SolarBrisngr: I don't love the osteomancer
 sirtintly: shadelock gives you repartee every turn
 Marvoleath: @SolarBrisngr but it's so cheerful!
SilasLunark: What a gorgeous zombify
 SolarBrisngr: @Marvoleath You've got me there
realmairzydoats: Kathleen I know you’re focusing on so much right now and this is so random but have you heard about the mysterious new Boards of Canada VHS tapes???
teyoslurking: I'd rather cut pull from the grave than the osteomancer since one is a creature
 EldritchProwler: If you are cutting the snub then also cut the eternal student
 SolarBrisngr: The social snub is removal
 Marvoleath: !card pull from the grave
  LRRbot: Pull from the Grave [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 2 life.
NonchalantAvenger: how long did it take to write/create Ben's planes song?
 Marvoleath: We saw what boards can look like in this format, double-sided edict does not feel great
 Marvoleath: with all the tokens etc
 SolarBrisngr: I like removing the zombify effects if you are focusing on repartee
 SolarBrisngr: But idk
 TriseAlpha: it's funny that Repartee is Commit a Crime on Creatures.
 Marvoleath: @TriseAlpha It's Heroic with Crimes!
 EldritchProwler: Does rapier wit trigger reparte?
 Mattmitchell45: I think Postmortem isn't useful for you
  TXC2: Marvoleath  so villainy? 
 TriseAlpha: Word Crimes?
 Marvoleath: @TXC2 no no, villainous choice is another mechanic 
  TXC2: Marvoleath  ha 
  TXC2: fail faster, as they say
SilasLunark: Im a little sad they changed how pests work otherwise they would work better with our rares
 Marvoleath: I often win sealed / limited with mediocre Orzhov piles with no rares, but tbf it's often on the strength of removal
 dolphgrim: @loadingreadyrun dont forget time for costume changes! 😋
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 undersbjof
 SolarBrisngr: I've never hoped to draw a plains as I am right now
ThanhtTheBoss: Oh, lunch is very important
 boyesie: !card elite interceptor
  LRRbot: Elite Interceptor // Rejoinder | Elite Interceptor [W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Rejoinder [1W] | Sorcery | You may tap or untap target creature. / Draw a card.
GreatGodOm: Fun fact: The owl professors in the new set are severe disciplinarians. In fact, they are the most strix.
 A_Dub888: what about time for  ?
 foolish_s4mwise: @greatgodom BOOOOOOOOO
NonchalantAvenger: will u b doing a live re-enactment of that planes song short?
  TXC2: Arena has an annoying habit of only giving you one kind of your lands 
 foolish_s4mwise: @greatgodom that was great ngl
 TriseAlpha: RNG do be like that sometimes
GreatGodOm: @foolish_s4mwise Thanks.
 JKBalch: !card Killian's Confidence
  LRRbot: Killian's Confidence [WB] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Thisbymaster: you are on a 20 turn clock
  TXC2: GreatGodOm  ooo that joke has layers, good job
 TriseAlpha: wait... why didn't Graduation Day trigger on the Prepared spell?
 Narcuru: it did
 TriseAlpha: I must've missed that...
 Desdae: Notably have spent almost 0 cards to do this
 Narcuru: the prepared spell untaped and drew them a card
 Narcuru: they are already probably chumping at this point?
 Marvoleath: Killian's is kinda messed up, so much card advantage
 g0blinslide: A second graduation day? Did they go back for their masters?
 TriseAlpha: That is one VERY graduated mage.
juskuu_: So which school feels to be the best for prerelease?
 JKBalch: Elite Interceptor double majored, therefore 2 Graduation Days
 Kentosaurus: if we have graduation days do we get graduation week?
 Kentosaurus: 7*
 Diabore: off red probably, thats an overlap
  TXC2: I think if you have 7 you get a warning from the judge 
 Marvoleath: not in limited 
  TXC2: oh yeah 
hirosan84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 hirosan84: Yes 29
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GreatGodOm: @TXC2 Thanks. my favourite jokes are about terrace farmers. Cause they work on multiple levels.
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 g0blinslide: i tune in for 20 mins and watch kathleen crush people with Silverquill. on brand
 SolarBrisngr: @GreatGodOm You can't keep getting away with this.
  TXC2: !ytmember
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 Narcuru: thanks for the stream!
GreatGodOm: @SolarBrisngr Watch me!
 dolphgrim: *hunkers down*
anhakha: What is happening on the other room?
 Arimus221: Bye! (for 20 minutes)
anhakha: *in
  TXC2: !next
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Artificer_Evan: you make some great second screen content
Flyingdelorion: Thanks for this. Learned a lot already! See you at the Sealed League!
  TXC2: !discord
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 e_bloc: well I'm not watching then
 e_bloc: at first I read that as code of conduct
Mai_Andra: not for free, anyway...
  TXC2: now I'm gonna do the smart thing and go the toilet NOW, and not wait until a minute before the next stream starts 
 LurkerSpine: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's week 1 of the LoadingReadyRun Secrets of Strixhaven Sealed League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
Aceviru: My money is on Cori
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