ShaneLeeAtk: !next
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TXC2: ah so close
ShaneLeeAtk: I blame mobile lag.
pleonasticTautology: lmao am i early
lightfut: A wizard is never late, nor are they early
Aceviru: Always. Saved you a seat
TXC2:
too bad Paul is the only wizard at LRR 
Earthenone:
there are so many pauls, most of lrr is still wizards though 
pleonasticTautology: pretty sure paul's an artificer? cam's a wizard, kathleen's a warlock...
Wolfstrike_NL: How do magical girls do timewise? Are they always late?
Aceviru: A wizard who uses installation wizards
Earthenone: magical girls are always running with toast in their mouths and late, yes
TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL depends on how long the transformation sequence is
Wolfstrike_NL:
Then Heather won't be here to save us in time 
Aceviru: At least that's what they were in my times. Now they are app this and app that.
pleonasticTautology: @Earthenone or they time loop and then they're early
pleonasticTautology: but never early *enough*
Aceviru: Please, not again
lightfut: Always gotta be a little late so they can do the toast in mouth thing
Aceviru: Gets ptsd
TXC2: Aceviru lets not be making that kind of joke please
Xed_Regulus: There we be
TXC2: CONTACT
Robot_Bones: Rodger Rodger
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ToastyLoaff: ok, I guess I can pause watching North 100 to watch this
KarimAwad: excited for this!!!!!
Bruceski: I am prepared
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baneless27: paper magic baby!
TXC2: here we GO!
WiJohn: Nailed my timing!
accountmadeforants:
KarimAwad: woot woot!!!!
PhuzNutz: \o/
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ghizmou: hi
ToastyLoaff: Magic: The Gathering
TXC2: hello LRR
baneless27: special hoddies!
ablue_frog: hey LRR!
WiJohn: Jock versus preppies!
Flyingdelorion: Magic the gathering, hello to you too!
Mr_Horrible: "Really? First I'm hearing of it"
PhuzNutz: too really Ulmer, too real (:
KarimAwad: that’s awesome hahaha
PhuzNutz: dastardly
Marvoleath:
If Beej is the secret boss, you can tell us, we won't say anything 
ghizmou: locked in, moisturized
TXC2: cool technology!
aerohydra: ben, you couldnt match?
Aceviru: *jumpscare*
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flatluigi: that's a lot of fishies
KarimAwad: it’s going to work!!!! I can assure you the tech will work!
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baneless27:
great button. 
teyoslurking: Button suggestion: "Am I the Beef down?" -Ben during prerelease
accountmadeforants: Fserge, of the Fsteak family
pleonasticTautology: Magic: The Gathering
pleonasticTautology: YO SICK OVERLAY
pleonasticTautology: i missed the PPR, this overlap is sick
Robot_Bones: I love Magic: The Gathering
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
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TXC2: Art Attack was such a great show
ghizmou: we think of the vengaboys enough
SolarBlitz1: Whenever they aren't on screen, everyone should ask "Where are the Venga boys"?
accountmadeforants: The Vengaboys are still out there doing concerts!
Vinewood_OG: Foiled the card reader
Xed_Regulus: The Vengaboys and Prozzak are playing near me in June
pleonasticTautology: !card leech collector
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
TXC2: Vengaboys are part of why the 90's were great
baneless27:
unprepared 
Robot_Bones: Well it does cost 2 mana so you got that
Dog_of_Myth: Quality content
pleonasticTautology: Butt Cam
Aceviru: Oh we brought cake
GhostValv:
teukka_buddy: Quality booty.. oh and content
funguslore: Studio ass live preductions
WiJohn: The real strixhaven was the butts we met along the way
ignitionpoint: i feel you on not reading cards serge
gualdhar: still...... bootying up the camera?
TXC2: I guess I'm too Adam pilled on cake
flatluigi: ben wasn't paying attention
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Moseo, Vein's New Dean [2B] | Legendary Creature — Bird Skeleton Warlock [2/1] | Flying / When Moseo enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Cool birb
Marvoleath: ah, the Boneto
glitched_goddess: Moseo is so cool
flatluigi: this character's lore is so good. they ripped out all their flesh to avoid phyresis
teukka_buddy: That card has a brutal backstory.
LeoJeric: Cool skelington
Creideiki_SE: What's the official sorting of Bird Warlock vs. Bird Wizard?
accountmadeforants: That's rad as hell
Wolfstrike_NL: The phyrexias showed up, represented by Ben today
WiJohn: Yeet the meat to beat the heat
Dog_of_Myth: Metal as heck
Mr_Horrible: Tactically degloving myself
Gekyouryuu: Now i have an edit of Life is a Highway in my head. "Life is a resource~ I wanna spend it all fight long~"
Marvoleath: !findquote Magneto
LRRbot: Quote #9563: "It's like Magneto for bones." —Kathleen [2026-04-15]
LRRbot: Molten-Core Maestro [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Menace / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, add an amount of {R} equal to this creature's power.
accountmadeforants: "Turn me into horrors beyond my imagination would you? I'll turn *myself* into horrors beyond *your* imagination!"
Mr_Horrible: the pest token tugging on a coattail is an excellent touch
Lordofironstorm: @Dog_of_Myth No metal at all, actually
Bruceski: @accountmadeforants "I reject your transformation and replace it with my own."
LRRbot: Cost of Brilliance [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
TXC2: Bruceski a true trans icon
Mr_Horrible: it's like they say in the famous Blue Oyster Cult song, "now that mans has come"
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
WiJohn: I love how excited the leech collector is about leeches
pleonasticTautology: YO???
pleonasticTautology: that's so based???
dpj2009: Ol dessy lands?
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah door guy
accountmadeforants: Woah that's cool, hell yeah door person
gualdhar: feathers are hair
hat_hair: Like with, say, an Afro?
The_Color_Twelve: what is the hair growing out of
teyoslurking: But flesh is heavier than feathers
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
TriseAlpha: There are fossilized feathers
EvilBadman: Please, Harry Skeleton is my father
Robot_Bones: No says the man in the man in washington
Dog_of_Myth: Magic Serge, magic
dpj2009: The truth is in the flesh
ToastyLoaff: It flies like a bat
TXC2: Magic Serge, they use Magic
Derekwillis: Maybe they died with it? Or maybe it was Maybelline...
RealGamerCow: I misread that as "Unsubscribe Mockery"
WiJohn: @Derekwillis Wait did Maybelline die with it in this context?
LRRbot: Artistic Process [3RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Artistic Process deals 6 damage to target creature. / • Artistic Process deals 2 damage to each creature you don't control. / • Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn.
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themercenary1987: Did people see that they have already updated some text for these cards?
TXC2: one sided board wipe for some Godless reason
EvilBadman: Myroclasm, no no youroclasm
LRRbot: Foolish Fate [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Infusion — If you gained life this turn, that creature's controller loses 3 life.
LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature also gains double strike until end of turn.
LRRbot: Strife Scholar // Awaken the Ages | Strife Scholar [2R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / This creature enters prepared. // Awaken the Ages [5R] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens.
ghizmou: bigge
LRRbot: Skycoach Waypoint | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
Mr_Horrible: I could go for a skycouch
LRRbot: Wander Off [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature.
TriseAlpha: Does the skycouch have seatbelts?
TXC2: I find that pay life ward make the creature get killed more then if it didn't have ward at all
BrookJustBones: Ben's creature did get exiled right?
superdude097: Should be
LRRbot: Stress Dream [3UR] | Instant | Stress Dream deals 5 damage to up to one target creature. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
TriseAlpha: Too Real
funguslore:
TalpTheScot: oh this just ends the game
TXC2: then again, would you trust a person who can self fly to fly an aircraft you're riding?
Bruceski: It's leeches, the attachment is built in
The_Color_Twelve: its just over isn't it
LRRbot: Expressive Firedancer [1R] | Creature — Human Sorcerer [2/2] | Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature also gains double strike until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: this removal spell is only emotionally traumatic for *one* of us
owangel1: Ben just wins here
marchphoenix: firebolt what slieght of hands !!??
LRRbot: Ajani's Response [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
Marvoleath: @TXC2 On the other hand, most captains can swim
The_Color_Twelve: haha saved
The_Color_Twelve: Perfect
TheMerricat:
Chat, I know it's just Magic the Gathering stuff, but does anyone else find it funny that we have a set of essentially a single unit (i.e. the college) which in theory is supposed to work together harmoniously, and really the only thing we can think to do with it is immediately fling the whole thing into conflict with itself? Are we actually the baddies of the MTG universe?
superdude097: Italian Cold Steel Cinquadia?
LRRbot: Imperious Inkmage [1WB] | Creature — Orc Warlock [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
Mr_Horrible: craigslist ad: "Seeking: Italian for French"
TXC2: Marvoleath touché
LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
jessicatheblack: "its italian for french" ... OMG im gone
TriseAlpha: I feel like there's a massive lore hole: there are no Octopus Inkmages.
jessicatheblack:
its so relatable... i do that shit all the time
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
teyoslurking: The best college: lore hole
Mr_Horrible: "Why are you seeking SPELLBOOKS at the SKY STORE???"
northos: and careful!
unowngnome: Leech collector’s stress dreams are about people taking away her wonderful leeches.
LRRbot: Forum Necroscribe [5B] | Creature — Troll Warlock [5/4] | Ward—Discard a card. / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: interesting to see something like that in Silverquill rather than Witherbloom
flatluigi: revelant?
SolarBlitz1: A couple cards got slight wording updates, it's in the Rulings update with strixhaven
Marvoleath: There are, they are unlikely to matter though, Graham, mostly they work the same way intuitively
flatluigi: yeah nothing that changes anything for the sealed league
LoadingReadyRun: @SolarBlitz1 Do you have a link?
LRRbot: Prismari Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surveil 2, then draw a card. / • Prismari Charm deals 1 damage to each of one or two targets. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
flatluigi: no
superdude097: No, can't double shoot
Arimus221: fork bolt
Marvoleath: 1 damage to each of up to two, so 1 damage per target max
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SolarBlitz1: Doesn't change any functionality I believe, just clearing up wording
ToastyLoaff: "We have Izzet Charm at home"
Arimus221: Otherwise it would be 2 damage split between up to two targets
Marvoleath: Yea, it's not quite Electrolyze
LRRbot: Improvisation Capstone [5RR] | Sorcery — Lesson | Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater. You may cast any number of spells from among them without paying their mana costs. / Paradigm
flatluigi: the prismari like birds
TriseAlpha: mmm, featherless chicken
TriseAlpha: !card overkill
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
realbadatthis_: bulk up?
Kazman20a: in green isn't beserk in the bonus?
LRRbot: Splatter Technique [1UURR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Draw four cards. / • Splatter Technique deals 4 damage to each creature and planeswalker.
Bruceski: The Oregon card!
TriseAlpha: doin' stuff.
flatluigi: i think that was the correct play
ghizmou: I would have drawn cards and proceeded to lose
LRRbot: Visionary's Dance [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Kentosaurus: they fly now
northos: dubblefish
The_Color_Twelve: I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish
TXC2: Cuttlefish are so uncanny valley
BrowneePointz: who up Strixing they Haven?
LRRbot: Brush Off [2UU] | Instant | This spell costs {1}{U} less to cast if it targets an instant or sorcery spell. / Counter target spell.
flatluigi: brush off, punk
TriseAlpha: brush it off, brush it off...
BrowneePointz: p lo
BrowneePointz: Ope
TS_Terrapin: Small change to how sagas work (game rule vs ability adds the first counter)
flatluigi: serge might like to know that sagas get the saga counters as an intrinsic ability now, whic-- ah
TriseAlpha: Giraffe should be Horse Beast. change my mind.
Crona976: also new books
Mai_Andra: Did Adam open the giraffe?
BrowneePointz: Blood moon means saga enters with 0 now ye
TXC2: BOOKS!
Marvoleath:
@Mai_Andra funny out of context 
flatluigi: so many books
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TriseAlpha: Codie is Book now
drewm1022: Jalum's Tome!
TriseAlpha: ?
drewm1022: Jalum Tome?
flatluigi: pagie also a book
flatluigi: actually not i think
letsbelgo: mazemind!
flatluigi: since it's just a page
flatluigi: tamiyo makes books
drewm1022: Tamiyo's Journal?
Fantusta: JMD
BrowneePointz: Taimyo’s multiple books
LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
TriseAlpha: Yay, Book type. But... do things care about Book (yet)?
PhuzNutz: Underworld Cookbook
TXC2: TriseAlpha not yet
Derekwillis: Venser's Journal buff
LRRbot: Thunderdrum Soloist [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [1/3] | Reach / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature deals 3 damage to each opponent instead.
pleonasticTautology: @letsbelgo thank you!
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
flatluigi: also: EACH opponent
EvilBadman: Gasp the bard
LRRbot: Moseo, Vein's New Dean [2B] | Legendary Creature — Bird Skeleton Warlock [2/1] | Flying / When Moseo enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
PhuzNutz: !card Tarrian's Journal
LRRbot: Tarrian's Journal [1B] (back: The Tomb of Aclazotz) | Legendary Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. / {2}, {T}, Discard your hand: Transform Tarrian's Journal.
LRRbot: Prismari Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surveil 2, then draw a card. / • Prismari Charm deals 1 damage to each of one or two targets. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Mr_Horrible: that's even the noise they make
BrowneePointz: Arnyn Enby Aristocrats Menace
LRRbot: Imperious Inkmage [1WB] | Creature — Orc Warlock [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
BrowneePointz: speaking of orc warlock I’m manifesting a Warcraft full tentpole ub set
TriseAlpha: Waiting for the later reference: Inkerious Impmage. Devil Warlock
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Cheerful Osteomancer // Raise Dead | Cheerful Osteomancer [3B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [4/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Raise Dead [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
TXC2: BrowneePointz make it a Starcraft set and we'll talk
drewm1022: My commander group is getting mad because I win more than anyone else. Maybe I should make book tribal.
flatluigi: the macabre cacaw
Mr_Horrible: still waiting for them to print a graveyard hate piece called Raze Dead
BrowneePointz: @txc2 I think Warcraft has a much much deeper lore well to draw from for a FF quality set
KickAssKanuck:
@Mr_Horrible 
Marvoleath: Notably Book is artifact subtype, so Changelings are not books
TriseAlpha: necromance if you want to, never leave dead friends behind. We make the dead dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine!
drewm1022:
Curses. 
TXC2:
BrowneePointz it probably does, I just personally MUCH prefer starcraft
EvilBadman: Dead bird do not open
MrMightyMax: @Marvoleath I would like to read them changelings
raulghoulia: @TXC2 we already had one and it was called Warhammer 40k commander
capchaos2:
@TriseAlpha 
TXC2:
raulghoulia Commander ain't on Arena
Mr_Horrible: I feel like putting an elemental bird in your bin is a great way to accidentally (or intentionally, I guess) set your trash on fire
drewm1022: Ooo. Library tribal. With rooms.
foolish_s4mwise: ahh, I missed the first hour because I was watching North 100 Showdown A Canadian Highlander Throwdown
LRRbot: Moseo, Vein's New Dean [2B] | Legendary Creature — Bird Skeleton Warlock [2/1] | Flying / When Moseo enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Mr_Horrible: @foolish_s4mwise what a great way to learn there's a new one up, I'll listen to that while running my errands later
PhuzNutz: @foolish_s4mwise Uhm, Actually. It's a ThrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrowdown. d:
unowngnome: Pest is best.
TriseAlpha: Moseo, too stubborn to compleat.
KickAssKanuck: @foolish_s4mwise Still round 1 game 2.
LRRbot: Splatter Technique [1UURR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Draw four cards. / • Splatter Technique deals 4 damage to each creature and planeswalker.
LaeliaTBR: splatter technique? damn near killed her technique!
LRRbot: Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [3] | +1: Surveil 2. / −1: Any number of target players each discard a card. / −2: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / −7: Flip five coins. Target opponent skips their next X turns, where X is the number of coins that came up heads.
Mr_Horrible: ah yes, that old bird
flatluigi: evil ral
BrowneePointz: totally normal Ral
LRRbot: Elite Interceptor // Rejoinder | Elite Interceptor [W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Rejoinder [1W] | Sorcery | You may tap or untap target creature. / Draw a card.
PhuzNutz: Oo. Is there a whole cycle of CCDD "Teechniques"?
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TriseAlpha: Keraz Lar
raulghoulia: havent read the story, why is he black now?
Marvoleath: Notable Orzhov Advokist Ral Zarek?
LRRbot: Improvisation Capstone [5RR] | Sorcery — Lesson | Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater. You may cast any number of spells from among them without paying their mana costs. / Paradigm
unowngnome: Is this sealed league done with the seeded prerelease packs or with just six regular boosters?
TXC2: "how many times do we need to teach this lesson old bird?"
millenomi_Aura: @raulghoulia Jace is making a different Multiverse.
flatluigi: hell yeah
funguslore: 'Stop killing me, I'm already dead'
superdude097: @unowngnome 6 regular packs
Marvoleath: @raulghoulia "You can't just ask people why are they black!"
TriseAlpha: Paradigm shift, baby
flatluigi: i saw someone flip a three drop and a seven drop
moseph_jedi: better epic hell yeah
LRRbot: Visionary's Dance [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
funguslore: Lol
TXC2:
oh I am NOT gonna like this card in Brawl
Marvoleath: @raulghoulia (it's likely a Reality Fracture teaser, like white Liliana in the previous story)
Mr_Horrible:
behold as I cast this 7-mana spell to cast this other 7-mana spell for free 
BrowneePointz: @raulghoulia not from our timeline/multiverse
LaeliaTBR: a nice 14 mana worth of spells cast in one turn lol
KickAssKanuck: We don't need lands where we're going Ben Ben
hat_hair: If I understand it right they would all go on the stack at once?
TXC2: has this Ral's identity been confirmed then?
Mr_Horrible: I do like the paradigm design, thank you for taking another crack at epic, WotC
BrowneePointz: @txc2 we know from zimone’s side story there is now some kind of parallel reality
TriseAlpha: move to Paradigm step
LRRbot: Colorstorm Stallion [1UR] | Creature — Elemental Horse [3/3] | Ward {1}, haste / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
BrowneePointz: Ink Pony Club
Diabore: bens deck is bonkers
LRRbot: Strife Scholar // Awaken the Ages | Strife Scholar [2R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / This creature enters prepared. // Awaken the Ages [5R] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens.
TXC2: BrowneePointz ok, neat
ekplayscards: yo i absolutely LOVE the overlay
Marvoleath: @TXC2 kinda, in the Legends article for this set, he's basically Abzan-aligned, and always has been. But not direct mention about other 'verse
Mr_Horrible: "I'm in danger"
flatluigi: and now ben has seven mana to do anything else with
flatluigi: eight mana!
LRRbot: Vibrant Outburst [UR] | Instant | Vibrant Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Tap up to one target creature.
TXC2: dean got grunked
lojer: It's interesting that wizards implemented casting an emblem this set
MrMightyMax: Oh. The old draw two gain 0 mana on an uninteractable card
flatluigi: fourse fourse
TXC2: *gunked
MrMightyMax: Gain 6*
flatluigi: new horse
flatluigi: new horse just dropped
Marvoleath: More horse, morse
Mr_Horrible: now, this is outside assistance, but if you do that in the opposite order the copy is a 4/4
Diabore: and then next turn ben will have 4 horse
BrowneePointz: also some keen eyed folks pointed out the watermark on Ral matches the Sigils on Jace’s outfit @txc2
Flyingdelorion: Get horsed!
Sage0fMadness: Horsestorm, Serge
TXC2: BrowneePointz oooo!
EvilBadman: Yeah ben did do that backwards, but we can tell him after
LRRbot: Ajani's Response [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
TXC2: LRR makes mistakes so you don't have too chat
Diabore: no worries, serge very dead
Mr_Horrible:
small potatoes, I'm just being a pedant
ThanhtTheBoss: It's my favorite of the cycle.
LRRbot: Owlin Historian [2W] | Creature — Bird Cleric [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 1. / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
funguslore: "Some say the pen is mightier then the sword. This might be true but it turns out that explosive art oblitterates the pen"
LRRbot: Stone Docent [1W] | Creature — Spirit Chimera [3/1] | {W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 2 life. Surveil 1. Activate only as a sorcery.
Dog_of_Myth: Hootie Deck
LaeliaTBR: does wan shi tong go in the owl deck?
BrowneePointz: Ben needs to play an Owlin in a Strixhaven Dice Friends
millenomi_Aura: yes
TriseAlpha: Silverquill Owlin - "The Bird is the word."
Mai_Andra: "Hootie and the Cuttlefish" deck tech?
millenomi_Aura: to both
Mr_Horrible: @funguslore this reads like a Terry Pratchett footnote
LRRbot: Artistic Process [3RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Artistic Process deals 6 damage to target creature. / • Artistic Process deals 2 damage to each creature you don't control. / • Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: you're about to processed... artistically
draftsynthesis: bopus...
Diabore: so bens up to 4 horses now
Mr_Horrible: no the Big Opus is the float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
millenomi_Aura: borses
TriseAlpha: Fourses
50keyz: i thought the bigopus was the first pass at naming the giant squid
Diabore: fwiw ben, that horse is an exact copy, including the opus
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the horse copy also has the copy ability
Mr_Horrible: so you have 4 horses now
EvilBadman: @Diabore Opus cares about mana spent to cast
flatluigi: process was cast for free
LRRbot: Zealous Lorecaster [5R] | Creature — Giant Sorcerer [4/4] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Marvoleath: Opus counts mana spent, not cmc
Marvoleath: so no opus on free spells
BrowneePointz: ye opus care about mana spent
Mr_Horrible: ohhh right, opus cares about mana spent
Diabore: oh right, beans got me mixed up
TriseAlpha: Oct-Opus: when you activate Opus eight times, make an 8/8
BrowneePointz: they thought it through
MrMightyMax: Not that it matters. But kill the 2/3
MrMightyMax: Nvm
millenomi_Aura: gg, back to big g
Mr_Horrible: splatter tech's a pretty sick card
funguslore: GGs
TriseAlpha: tons of Spell ramp
Mr_Horrible: turns out, they made a lot of them, and they're pretty good for their rate
Bruceski: prismari familiar I think
BrowneePointz: also that Twiddle Bolt uncommon that Ben has is RIDICULOUS
insanecat6mtg:
TriseAlpha: ooo
Brozard: Nice!
TXC2: like magic!
funguslore: Nice!
KarimAwad: YES!!!!!!!
Mr_Horrible: good deck name, Nelly
Mr_Bitterness: I like Graham's deck name
ZoinksScoob78: Cori supposed to have the d at the end of their name?
KarimAwad: Hey that's me!!!!!
Mr_Horrible: @ZoinksScoob78 last initial, and usual handle
Ranakel: Also shoutout to companion cage, the draw master
KarimAwad: Hooray!!!!!!!
ekplayscards: heck yeah lets go
TXC2: ZoinksScoob78 it's the first letter of her last name
Mr_Horrible: oh that's neat
dragonofnivix: What was the name of the software for scores again?
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Mr_Horrible: it's a scrap and a half
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KarimAwad: Thanks so much!!!!!
DeM0nFiRe: Neat
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Syntheticuh: GAMERS
funguslore:
Weeler is so red
millenomi_Aura: gamer zone
TriseAlpha: mmm, Magic tournament...
kumatsu: @Syntheticuh in their natural environment
TXC2: we need a roaming headset for Graham
DeM0nFiRe: @Syntheticuh They're actively gaming! Right now!
Mindfire13: This would have been a great cutaway gag for people in armor
TriseAlpha: LRR LGS?
BrowneePointz: this gives me lgs nostalgia
Diabore: thractyl
BrowneePointz: Friendly Lrrcal Game Store
KarimAwad: Not sure I can post the link, but there will be one shared soon an if you want to check the system out you can go to mtgsl.cloud
TXC2: back to down the hall
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SubscribensteinsMonster: Gamers? Gaming! In this economy?!
marchphoenix:
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TXC2: !break
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Dog_of_Myth:
themercenary1987: Graham Will Punch Bear Ben
funguslore: Knockout manouvre
themercenary1987: Punch in this context meaning "play a game of magic with friends"
TXC2: right chat I'm off
KickAssKanuck: Quick Ben! Go raid the first aid kit for a GIANT bandage
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
themercenary1987: Night TXC2
Juliamon: I'm sure they have Ace wraps somewhere in the props
ThingsOnMyStream: !league
andrewtl72: Just logging in, can someone tell me what's up after the break? Fresh draft or games or...?
Marvoleath: New match of sealed
Juliamon: It's a sealed league, so no drafting
themercenary1987: Its Sealed League Graham Vs Ben
KickAssKanuck: Sealed Bo3 Graham vs bebbeb
TriseAlpha: Random thought: anyone else mildly disappointed that the special Showcase art for Colorstorm Stallion is just a picture of Nightmare?
andrewtl72: Oh sorry I figured that was still the early access streamer event. Makes sense!
KickAssKanuck: benben*
Juliamon: TODAY
themercenary1987: Mario And Bowser file for Civil PArtnershio
Wolfstrike_NL: Today, on check points: Ben with 3 in the lead!
Strebenherz:
tip, don't set this as your alarm, you'll give yourself a pavlovian reaction to it 
funguslore: I am taking witherbloom/quandrix at my prereleasenand hopefully I can open anough fixing to go 4/5 collor soup
Desruprot:
Diabore: @funguslore i want to some powerful nothing, so im hoping to go silverquill repartee
Desruprot: wait but isn't Ben-Ben both Bens? This is just one
Jundinator: Hi chat. Uh why no arena early access
Diabore: @Desruprot ben is ben-ben, wheeler is wheeler
Desruprot: @Jundinator they did some earlier today
glitched_goddess: six card hands is an understandable amount of reticence
Marvoleath: It was earlier, now early access in paper! @Jundinator
SolarBrisngr: @Diabore They did earlier
Desruprot: @Diabore there is a Friday Nights related to this
raulghoulia: Akki Hermit
Jundinator: Lower than common serge. Its in the basic land slot
LRRbot: Molten-Core Maestro [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Menace / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, add an amount of {R} equal to this creature's power.
LRRbot: Noxious Newt [1G] | Creature — Salamander [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {G}.
Diabore: noot noot indeed
KickAssKanuck: @Desruprot Ohhh?
Mr_Bitterness: Molten-Core Maestro is here to kill Ragnaros and earn DKP, and he's all out of DKP
TriseAlpha: How fast can they beat Ragnaros?
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WiJohn: Nuke the newt
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
TriseAlpha: Gnut
johnnylongtorso: don't mess with my newt newt
EvilBadman: More like Oldwt
Pinwiz11: no no noot newt
Dog_of_Myth:
funguslore: Visious Mockery as a MTG card seems fun
TriseAlpha: urmagehrd
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: choke 'em out
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Wildgrowth Archaic [{2/G}{2/G}] | Creature — Avatar [0/0] | Trample, reach / Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast it.
unowngnome: If he was a newt he wouldn’t need to gasp since he could breath through his skin.
TriseAlpha:
There may be many great birds, but Zedruu is the Goat.
LRRbot: Elemental Mascot [1UR] | Creature — Elemental Bird [1/4] | Flying, vigilance / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.
LaeliaTBR: the amount of birds in this set makes my heart happy
LRRbot: Bogwater Lumaret [BG] | Creature — Spirit Frog [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
KarimAwad: Loving the names in this set
funguslore: Fat frog
LRRbot: Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist [2B] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Druid [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a creature you control with power or toughness 1 or less dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
TriseAlpha: "What do you get when you cross a frog and a dinosaur? a flat frog!"
pleonasticTautology: arnyn needs braces
Juliamon: Little Shop of Horrors vibe?
funguslore: @trisealpha mush
Bruceski: "The power of Crest compels you!"
Voidhawk42: "Be required to fart on a regular basis"
Strebenherz: DENTAL PLAN
Brozard: "Dental Plan" but to the tune of King Gizz's "Rattlesnake"
LRRbot: Stress Dream [3UR] | Instant | Stress Dream deals 5 damage to up to one target creature. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
themercenary1987: Thanks Lenny now i lost my train of thought
pctjoe: they share an office with the proctologist
raulghoulia: between the dental plan and his deck tech video Ben is on the Millenial Meme call out
LRRbot: Bogwater Lumaret [BG] | Creature — Spirit Frog [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
pleonasticTautology: @raulghoulia as a member of the "older than bengineering" club, i'm pleased with this
theamc2000: graham card go bum bum
johnnylongtorso: I'll take eight! </Zoidberg>
northos: !card culling the weak
LRRbot: Culling the Weak [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.
Marvoleath: Cull the weak
LRRbot: Culling the Weak [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.
flatluigi: culling the weak a nice $20 card
northos: !card consume the meek
LRRbot: Consume the Meek [3BB] | Instant | Destroy each creature with mana value 3 or less. They can't be regenerated.
northos: ^ might be what Serge is thinking of?
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
superdude097: No
Marvoleath: There was Vanquish the Weak, and Crush the Weak
WiJohn: Oddly there is not
superdude097: No card just called "Cull the Weak"
Marvoleath: !card vanquish the weak
LRRbot: Vanquish the Weak [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.
flatluigi: a whole week of weaks
EvilBadman: Waiting for "End the Week" am I right guys
LRRbot: Artistic Process [3RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Artistic Process deals 6 damage to target creature. / • Artistic Process deals 2 damage to each creature you don't control. / • Create a 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn.
Dr_fragenstien: @EvilBadman can't wait to play that after casting "Rent is Due"
raulghoulia: not really using that minor
flatluigi: i thought you'd recognize that noise ben
SplashDazzler54: got dang them riftbound sleeves are absolutely gorgeous
realbadatthis_: Oh no, now Ben has a Volcanic Island
LRRbot: Strife Scholar // Awaken the Ages | Strife Scholar [2R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / This creature enters prepared. // Awaken the Ages [5R] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens.
LRRbot: Landscape Painter // Vibrant Idea | Landscape Painter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Vibrant Idea [4U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
TriseAlpha: *cough
bubba0077: for legal reasons, that was a joke
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
jacqui_lantern234:
@bubba0077 unlike the gitrog monster eating thalia
LRRbot: Zealous Lorecaster [5R] | Creature — Giant Sorcerer [4/4] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
LaeliaTBR: no land this turn
Dr_fragenstien: you heard him, preschoolers, time to put the blocks away
LRRbot: Vibrant Outburst [UR] | Instant | Vibrant Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Tap up to one target creature.
laikagoat: take 2?
LRRbot: Colorstorm Stallion [1UR] | Creature — Elemental Horse [3/3] | Ward {1}, haste / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
TriseAlpha: beep beep neigh
realbadatthis_: Watch Ben bip bip, watch him neigh neigh neigh
EvilBadman: Week 1 of a league is fine time to be ambitious
TriseAlpha: Colorhorse
laikagoat: nvm, forgot the lumaret was a 2/2
TriseAlpha: Prismari: CAN draw horses club?
Juliamon: the horse is amazing
TriseAlpha: nice
EvilBadman: Punch ben...twice?
Diabore: classic nelly 2 decks
pleonasticTautology: nelson "two decks" salahub
GoblinPieromancer: Nelly is going g to
theamc2000: is two decks better than two ducks?
juzztshay:
preprerelease vod plus this stream to prep me for my fist prerelease this weekend 
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Ranakel: But how will I know what forest do?!
LRRbot: Thunderdrum Soloist [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [1/3] | Reach / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature deals 3 damage to each opponent instead.
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: Epic Drum Solo! ...I shall name him "Pickles".
KickAssKanuck: @juzztshay Don't skip over the deck tech!
LRRbot: Potioner's Trove [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: You gain 2 life. Activate only if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn.
LRRbot: Molten-Core Maestro [1R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [2/2] | Menace / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, add an amount of {R} equal to this creature's power.
Ranakel: Sequencing. Or like they'd say in New Capenna, Sequin sing.
LRRbot: Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride | Goblin Glasswright [1R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Craft with Pride [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Proctor's Gaze [2GU] | Instant | Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
jacqui_lantern234:
ayo where are all the proctor's gays at?! 
theamc2000: cool art
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Spectacle Summit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1.
kingrilz3rd: !league
LRRbot: Tackle Artist [3R] | Creature — Orc Sorcerer [4/3] | Trample / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature instead.
theamc2000: tackle artist is a fisherman
kingrilz3rd: is this a weekly league of strixhaven sealed?
Diabore: @kingrilz3rd it is
kingrilz3rd: sweet
Mr_Horrible: smallpox, pox, and bigpox
LRRbot: Splatter Technique [1UURR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Draw four cards. / • Splatter Technique deals 4 damage to each creature and planeswalker.
jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible there IS technically a largepox
funguslore:
g0blinslide: oh thats sweet
flatluigi: hot
Diabore: ben has so many prismari rares
KarimAwad: whoosh. i love this.
pleonasticTautology: hey question for the moonbase: is there a thunderstorm up there
g0blinslide: thats great that curving tackle artist into that card means it doesnt die
KarimAwad: Prismari seems super fun.
Syntheticuh: yeah bens deck is a deck id expect to easily d2 a gp, its really good
LRRbot: Vibrant Outburst [UR] | Instant | Vibrant Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Tap up to one target creature.
LRRbot: Tome Blast [1R] | Sorcery | Tome Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
KarimAwad: imma just gonna smack you around a bit
flatluigi: lol
g0blinslide: what an artistic display
shamblingkrenshar: U/R Prowess in Limited.
Diabore: jesus ben
flatluigi: nice deck ben
funguslore: Holy crap
ekplayscards: GROSS
insanecat6mtg:
KarimAwad: oh no... that sucks
Camail: no non-land hand
owangel1: Pulled a curse and drew all lands
shamblingkrenshar: Where is James? Someone find James.
Gekyouryuu: Quick someone put Settle the Wreckage on the bonus sheet!
Omentuva: Graham being the landlord...
funguslore: JAMES!
Mr_Horrible: 4 nonlands (1 was a rampant growth and 1 was a rock)
flatluigi: really have to deal with that arena shuffler :v
fracassio: Turns out your major was in Geography after all
superdude097: We're goin' down down
pleonasticTautology: echo
Mr_Horrible:
everyone's changed opponents, it must be a different round
TriseAlpha: Big fun
Diabore: bens deck is unreasonable
Diabore: bens deck is what prerelease dreams are made of
Bruceski: Monster is an upgrade from Traitor
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glitched_goddess: Ben on a tear
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Wait what is this track
lemoncassidy: just got here, are we on break or is the stream over?
lemoncassidy: nvm lol
LeoJeric: @RolfeRolfeRolfe I want to know as well
Philocalist: Is this what Phyrexia did to TCC
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Diabore: ben with bloody knuckles is pushed to the side
MrPipboy3000: I am rooting for the man in the maroon hoodie
Diabore: your go, your go, your go, nice
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
Garfman314: i understand the joy on that human warlock's face
LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
flatluigi: no, serge, prismari
raulghoulia: not izzet, prismari
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Garfman314: everyone loves a good leech
LRRbot: Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist [2B] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Druid [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever a creature you control with power or toughness 1 or less dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Skycoach Waypoint | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
LRRbot: Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [3] | +1: Surveil 2. / −1: Any number of target players each discard a card. / −2: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / −7: Flip five coins. Target opponent skips their next X turns, where X is the number of coins that came up heads.
johnnylongtorso: owner of the largest leech farm in Europe...
RatherLargeToad: That student really likes leeches
Diabore: graham once again has great lands
Garfman314: leeches are great
LRRbot: Burrog Barrage [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
RatherLargeToad:
Fire the frog cannon! 
lirazel64: Hey, someone has to to the scut-work for the lab
LRRbot: Interjection [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains first strike until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
Garfman314: pollywallop
realbadatthis_: Graham casts battletoads
LRRbot: Cheerful Osteomancer // Raise Dead | Cheerful Osteomancer [3B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [4/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Raise Dead [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dog_of_Myth: Get frunched
flatluigi: ben i genuinely choked on my drink
KarimAwad: i would 100% go to frog brunch
EvilBadman: Oh sorry I've got toadinner plans
Krillin_fan: that leech collector is back on the escalator!
LRRbot: Fractal Tender [3GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [3/3] | Ward {2} / Increment / At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on this creature this turn, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put three +1/+1 counters on it.
Aceviru: each
Diabore: it says each etc etc
LaeliaTBR: eachy keen
Garfman314: can we have excited necromancer tribal decks?
LRRbot: Imperious Inkmage [1WB] | Creature — Orc Warlock [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
KarimAwad: Look at these guys getting to play Magic finally... we get to see more than 5 cards of their decks haha
Diabore: thats a great common wtf
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
Dog_of_Myth: Millions of leeches, leeches for me
Mangledpixel: no leeches? got it, just a singular leech
realbadatthis_: none leeches, left beats
Diabore: full of blood, gimme that leech
Krillin_fan: Serge is just trying to balance everyone's humours
Ranakel: Ah yes. A Dulce de Leeche
LRRbot: Potioner's Trove [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: You gain 2 life. Activate only if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn.
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Informed Inkwright [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
Diabore: this card fucks
flatluigi: you know, the important part
KarimAwad: If only there was a judge available... ahem
LRRbot: Thornfist Striker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Ward {1} / Infusion — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you gained life this turn.
LRRbot: Grapple with Death [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life.
goombalax: As the Kraft bishop, I join you in Holy Macimony
Diabore: sadly mana tithe was strix 1 mystical archive
LRRbot: Skycoach Waypoint | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Re-Prepared!🎵
LRRbot: Informed Inkwright [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
trollali: I just noticed, but I love the banners being the same collars as their decks
Diabore: oh hes got it
LRRbot: Bogwater Lumaret [BG] | Creature — Spirit Frog [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Adventurous Eater // Have a Bite | Adventurous Eater [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Have a Bite [B] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
flatluigi: infusion has some significantly different timings and effects, so it needs more reading than the other ability words
Mangledpixel: u wot? u avvin a giggle?
Desruprot: card would be even stronger if it was a trigger instead of a state. It probably got nerfed in playtest
invickthus: awww yeah, can't wait to go back to magic school. also these matching sweatshirts are delightful.
ekplayscards: oh that would be cool
ekplayscards: im half expecting strixhaven letterman jackets
goombalax: or like jerseys
LRRbot: Interjection [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains first strike until end of turn.
drewm1022: The "repartee" here is in the form of combat damage.
Diabore: love the new inkilings
Mr_Horrible: this makes me realize: how many of the schools have "a bird" as one of the options for their token?
Garfman314: yay numbers!
LRRbot: Dig Site Inventory [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Flashback {W}
Mr_Horrible: at least 3, by my reckoning, but IDK lorehold or witherbloom
Mr_Horrible:
oh wait, no, I'm thinking of 2 prismari cards
Diabore: !card leech collector
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
StewartRWyatt: Graham is trading with Marina Shafir?
Diabore: aryn triggers right?
Diabore: from froggy
KarimAwad: heart of the cards!!!!
LRRbot: Pterafractyl [XGU] | Creature — Dinosaur Fractal [1/0] | Flying / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
flatluigi: love a good deathtouch trample
flatluigi: i think graham wins?
flatluigi: deathtample
Mr_Horrible: tramptouch
Mr_Horrible: wait, no
Aceviru: Haha
RayFK: You've heard of a peanut butter raise but how about a banana raise?
flatluigi: i think you get a banana raise from tramptouch
pleonasticTautology: oh hey jordan
Ranakel: The ol' Deathample
Mr_Horrible:
@flatluigi 
LRRbot: Graduation Day [W] | Enchantment | Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
TriseAlpha: I still love the name "pterafractal"
LRRbot: Ajani's Response [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
Chichen: EZ
flatluigi: yoooooooo
Mr_Horrible: that's so messed up
KarimAwad: WHOA!!!!!
JKBalch: Heart of the Cards!
baneless27:
Lordofironstorm: gotteeeemmm
theamc2000: snatched
flatluigi: this set OWNS
LaeliaTBR: absolute magic
RayFK: THAT WAS ONLY GAME 1!?
Mr_Horrible: actual factual 1 is not 0
morgwen921: Amazing finish
TriseAlpha: Down to the wire.
milkydeew: Serge ripping Heart of the Cards
insanecat6mtg:
KarimAwad: wow.... epic
Uniclonus: For once, the off by 1 worked in Serge's favor
Henshini: Turns out 1 =/= 0
KarimAwad: I can't wait to play this format!!!!
Diabore: graham not being able to draw anything with 1 power or toughness was rough
TriseAlpha:
Chichen: im playing on sunday! Im tempted to buy a box on friday though lol
pleonasticTautology:
i'm so excited to do six (6) prereleases
Lady_Ode: Which school should I pick for my Prerelease box?
LRRbot: Environmental Scientist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
superdude097:
Yeah, not Sagu Wildling
Mr_Horrible: civic wayfinder we miss you
LaeliaTBR: or like the dragon omen from tarkir
TriseAlpha: Bear that brings its own picnic basket
unowngnome: Missed opportunity to make Environmental Scientist a bear.
LRRbot: Leech Collector // Bloodletting | Leech Collector [1B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Bloodletting [B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 2 life.
Mangledpixel: #leeches
KarimAwad: never doesn't have leeches
Mr_Horrible: she's always to class on time
LRRbot: Adventurous Eater // Have a Bite | Adventurous Eater [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Have a Bite [B] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
pctjoe: I love the leach humor
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Dig Site Inventory [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Flashback {W}
TriseAlpha: I mean, it's a college, so... coffee. Exclusively.
Lady_Ode:
Dang, these cards with prepared spells have no space for flavour text and it's always such a shame
Mr_Horrible: with Serge's comment there I'm gonna start calling Last Gasp "Big Yawn"
Dog_of_Myth: 8 hours of sleep? That's a stretch.
Mr_Horrible: in this situation though, Ben is "the children"
Mr_Horrible: which complicates things
LRRbot: Tragedy Feaster [2BB] | Creature — Demon [7/6] | Trample / Ward—Discard a card. / Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a permanent unless you gained life this turn.
TriseAlpha: We will not be calling it "autoerotic asphyxiation"
Mr_Horrible: we've seen at least 1 fractal tender
Diabore: oh the big big
RatherLargeToad: I’m wondering if a 5 color archaic deck is viable
Mr_Horrible:
me when I haven't gained life this turn: 
LRRbot: Repel Calamity [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power or toughness 4 or greater.
pctjoe: but how does surge breathe when he sleeps, that's the neat part, he doesn't
TriseAlpha: Go Mabel!
Mr_Horrible: at least a 2-for-2
Diabore: power 4 or toughness greater
LRRbot: Forum of Amity | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
flatluigi: 'with power 4 or toughness greater'
pleonasticTautology: amity means friendship
RatherLargeToad: It’s full of Sharks
LaeliaTBR: the forum of amity looks like it belongs iun elden ring
pleonasticTautology: @RatherLargeToad no,
kumatsu: Amity like Horror, duh
LRRbot: Skycoach Waypoint | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
Mr_Horrible:
Amity like that one house what's haunted
pleonasticTautology: my hometown is next to the actual irl amityville
Diabore: shock the face
pleonasticTautology: they had to change the name of the street
fsforwardsound: 5 mana shock now we gaming
TriseAlpha: oh noes...
Diabore: more land yaaaay
hd_dabnado: great wario impression there
RatherLargeToad: go to leech step
Mr_Horrible: "are you able to make this agonizing decision irrelevant"
theamc2000: leeches
flatluigi: it's very apt that game 3 is just soloed by leeches
MegaDosX: Serge I just got here and I need you to stop
LRRbot: Dig Site Inventory [W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Flashback {W}
RatherLargeToad: I keep herding Weird Al singing “Leeeeech-es”
KarimAwad: oops all leeches is going to be a force in standard
TriseAlpha: I mean... he does collect the leeches. I wonder if they have any rare, special variant leeches?
LRRbot: Proctor's Gaze [2GU] | Instant | Return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Travilogue: The leaches came from a lake, I dove in by mistake
BrowneePointz: My one big hope, seeing how interesting and interactive and complex this format is, is that MSH doesn't feel like a glorified Core Set by comparison this summer
LRRbot: Moseo, Vein's New Dean [2B] | Legendary Creature — Bird Skeleton Warlock [2/1] | Flying / When Moseo enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." / Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
LRRbot: Imperious Inkmage [1WB] | Creature — Orc Warlock [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
letsbelgo: james stop
Diabore: so many lands
TriseAlpha: oof
insanecat6mtg:
KarimAwad: oh no....
flatluigi: is that 11 out of 13 lands
Mr_Horrible: "Another 11 lands"
RatherLargeToad: no ammo for the frog cannon
MegaDosX: This is why you never look Graham
laikagoat:
CaptainSpam: Never look!
Diabore: new pack time?
flatluigi: well, here's hoping for good blue next week
CypherRaze: always look, but don't let them know you care
Mr_Horrible: would love to see an ancestral recall cast in non Canlander on stream
Dog_of_Myth: Boosties!
xantos69: Hello gamers!
Gekyouryuu: Cam facing the inverse of his time in the FF league last year
TriseAlpha: Hi Wheeler
JKBalch: Very nice
CaptainSpam: MicMic 5 5! (doubled)
MegaDosX: Yike
Gekyouryuu: OH! Does Cori know about the Dwarf Fortress secret lair?
phoenixfeather14: Uh oh, echo
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Wheeler
flatluigi: hi wheeler
flatluigi: bye wheeler
dolphgrim:
Hi Wheeler! 
flatluigi: hi cori bye cori
JKBalch: Hi Five to Wheeler
flatluigi: magic the gathering
TriseAlpha: echo is better than one muffled mic
hd_dabnado: I cant stop holding these Lores
xantos69: Audio was mostly fine.
RatherLargeToad: lore. hold.
Justherefortherewards: I find myself in a bit of a lorehole sometimes
flatluigi: let's get some blue for graham
KarimAwad: if he cracks a rare land ....
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
RatherLargeToad: all lorehold crds
LRRbot: Unsubtle Mockery [2R] | Instant | Unsubtle Mockery deals 4 damage to target creature. Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Mindful Biomancer [1G] | Creature — Dryad Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 1 life. / {2}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: Most Mockery is Unsubtle
LRRbot: Ulna Alley Shopkeep [2B] | Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/3] | Menace / Infusion — This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you gained life this turn.
LRRbot: Rehearsed Debater [2W] | Creature — Djinn Bard [3/3] | Vigilance / Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Robot_Bones: Dig further into sultai
LRRbot: Mage Tower Referee [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Robot_Bones: Ignore lanes
LRRbot: Spiritcall Enthusiast // Scrollboost | Spiritcall Enthusiast [2W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, this creature becomes prepared. // Scrollboost [1W] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Diabore: oh the infinite
flatluigi: that's REAL good with serge's card that makes tokens
LRRbot: Teacher's Pest [BG] | Creature — Skeleton Pest [1/1] | Menace / Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life. / {B}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Fractalize [XU] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature becomes a green and blue Fractal with base power and toughness each equal to X plus 1.
BrowneePointz: 10/10 name on Teacher's Pest
LRRbot: Thornfist Striker [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Ward {1} / Infusion — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you gained life this turn.
Diabore: rip blue
TriseAlpha: Fractalize = Mirror Entity but just the one dude.
LRRbot: Archaic's Agony [4R] | Sorcery | Converge — Archaic's Agony deals X damage to target creature, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell. Exile cards from the top of your library equal to the excess damage dealt to that creature this way. You may play those cards until the end of your next turn.
LRRbot: Magmablood Archaic [{2/R}{2/R}{2/R}] | Creature — Avatar [2/2] | Trample, reach / Converge — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each color of mana spent to cast that spell.
Gekyouryuu: just cast it as a 6 drop for Sultai, make a 5/5
flatluigi: if you're still sultai: i believe you
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
KarimAwad: oh that art
Diabore: bit of a whiff, lot of good witherbloom though
Justherefortherewards: Graham is going into red, I hear
TriseAlpha: Very Lorehold pack, but... not bad.
ghizmou: my stream started loading just as Graham was thinking about the archaic, very timely Twitch
LRRbot: Spellbook Seeker // Careful Study | Spellbook Seeker [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Seize the Spoils [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
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LRRbot: Hungry Graffalon [3G] | Creature — Missing [3/4] | Reach / Increment
LRRbot: Sneering Shadewriter [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
hd_dabnado: oh its that one vampire from the core sets
hd_dabnado: that was an uncommon back in the day
LRRbot: Elite Interceptor // Rejoinder | Elite Interceptor [W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Rejoinder [1W] | Sorcery | You may tap or untap target creature. / Draw a card.
Diabore: @hd_dabnado and the bat from bloomburrow
LRRbot: Render Speechless [2WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
LRRbot: Elemental Mascot [1UR] | Creature — Elemental Bird [1/4] | Flying, vigilance / Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.
Chichen: thats a common
Diabore: ABI
LRRbot: Abigale, Poet Laureate // Heroic Stanza | Abigale, Poet Laureate [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Bird Bard [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a creature spell, Abigale becomes prepared. // Heroic Stanza [1{W/B}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
admiral_sky_: ooooo
Chichen: birdbard
TriseAlpha: Abigale!
LaeliaTBR: BIRDBARD!!
TriseAlpha: birbarb
Diabore: best new character
KarimAwad: love this card
LRRbot: Impractical Joke [R] | Sorcery | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Impractical Joke deals 3 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Fractal Tender [3GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [3/3] | Ward {2} / Increment / At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on this creature this turn, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put three +1/+1 counters on it.
MegaDosX: Single red, heck your One Ring
Diabore: or another rare
LRRbot: Pensive Professor [1UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/2] | Increment / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, draw a card.
glitched_goddess: fractal tender, distinct from the chicken tender
xantos69: This is just free card drawing real estate.
Dr_fragenstien: !card fathom mage
LRRbot: Fathom Mage [2GU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Evolve / Whenever a +1/+1 counter is put on this creature, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Requisition Raid [W] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Destroy target artifact. / + {1} — Destroy target enchantment. / + {1} — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls.
KarimAwad: OH... um. so much card draw
Diabore: wait did serge take land out?
MegaDosX: Yeah this card bangs
TriseAlpha: yup
Diabore: it might be land at the back
milkydeew: Serge Deck getting huge buff
LRRbot: Titan's Grave | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {2}{B}{G}, {T}: Surveil 1.
LaeliaTBR: rekky raid my beloved
KarimAwad: How does ben's deck get any better?!?
LRRbot: Mind Roots [1BG] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. Put up to one land card discarded this way onto the battlefield tapped under your control.
Diabore: mind goblin these roots
LRRbot: Burrog Barrage [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
LRRbot: Cheerful Osteomancer // Raise Dead | Cheerful Osteomancer [3B] | Creature — Orc Warlock [4/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Raise Dead [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Shattered Acolyte [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Warlock [2/2] | Lifelink / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Essence Scatter [1U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell.
Diabore: with great art
LRRbot: Visionary's Dance [5UR] | Sorcery | Create two 3/3 blue and red Elemental creature tokens with flying. / {2}, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Diabore: page!
LRRbot: Page, Loose Leaf [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [0/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / Grandeur — Discard another card named Page, Loose Leaf: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant or sorcery card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Making your way to a pamphlet
LRRbot: Quill-Blade Laureate // Twofold Intent | Quill-Blade Laureate [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Double strike / This creature enters prepared. // Twofold Intent [1W] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains double strike until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: oh huh...apparently Testudines supplanted Chelonia for the Order of Turtles back in the 50s
xantos69: Including itself if need be
realbadatthis_: page, grandeur, paradigm
LRRbot: Additive Evolution [3GG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 0/0 blue and green Fractal creature token. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
LRRbot: Dissection Practice [B] | Instant | Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / Up to one target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Up to one target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Maelstrom Artisan // Rocket Volley | Maelstrom Artisan [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Sorcerer [3/2] | Haste / This creature enters prepared. // Rocket Volley [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonbasic land.
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go!!
MegaDosX: Nonbasic lands notably
MegaDosX: If that were just a two mana Stone Rain that'd be gross
LRRbot: Deduce [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. Investigate.
xantos69: Yes Wizards... More non-basic land hate. Make players play honest mana bases.
LRRbot: Textbook Tabulator [2U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [0/3] | Increment / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
SenshiSun: Yes!
RatherLargeToad:
MegaDosX: Ooooh
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Diabore: @xantos69 reprint price of progress in standard
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
xantos69: @Diabore I was thinking Ruination... but I like your moxy.
glitched_goddess: they’ve been really knocking it out of the park with art recently
NornsFelidar: @Diabore there's one. it comes with a good body too
JKBalch: Serge, that was rude
LRRbot: Emeritus of Truce // Swords to Plowshares | Emeritus of Truce [1WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, target player creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, this creature becomes prepared. // Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Diabore: @NornsFelidar the difference between 1 and 2 is a vast chasm unfortunately
NornsFelidar: love my sunspine lynxes
accountmadeforants: And every colour's represented in the top 3
BrowneePointz: The fixing is decent enough to allow a cheeky splash
flatluigi: it'll probably be easier to go two color after a few more packs open
Juliamon: !league
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xantos69: I'll be interested to see if people who are 2 color now... get some sweet off color rare cards and fixing... then decide to go 3 color
KarimAwad: w00t w00t!!!
joallthedogs:
TriseAlpha: Weird fact: according to Gatherer, there are exactly two cards with "Tackle" in the card name, and they're both from Strixhaven.
whitefirecomix: SQUEAK
xantos69:
50
KarimAwad: League is the best!!!!!
TriseAlpha: leeeeegue
avjamethyst: james stole my catch phrase!
Robot_Bones: AFK lak
flatluigi: oh, a superman game
KarimAwad:
if anyone wants to run a league of their own, jsut like this... mtgsl.cloud 
TriseAlpha:
Literal city builder.
Juliamon: they built this city... on A. F. K!
kumatsu: Owned
Dog_of_Myth:
it's a fun game.
xantos69: I would like to see Ian announce "This week on TTSF: A literal city builder. We start with framing then plumbing is next!"
TriseAlpha: mmm.... fire...
CrossXhunteR: the cube of the 10s
TriseAlpha: kyuuub!
JKBalch: James is very proud of his cube
KarimAwad: CUBE!!!!
JKBalch: as he should be
avjamethyst: shhh
TriseAlpha: the Gleaming Cube
Dog_of_Myth: be cool chat
whitefirecomix: Everything is fine... except snitches
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