Zaneysed: it hit cross up
Zaneysed: it was weird
CrossXhunteR: the hero wins
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ManWithTheMask13: The James Cube pog
TXC2: the James cube
Juliamon: He renamed it
Mr_Horrible: oh, that'll be cool
TXC2: the not Pioneer masters cube
rosesmcgee: finally out of Cronos jail
Mai_Andra: finally finished Cronos
Mr_Horrible: starting the Big Grandpa and Wet Dog Show
Juliamon: They are free of Cronos
Thefluffiestguineapig: New-ish
Mr_Horrible: new 'partment who dis
KWardJenx: This stream was a blast. Thanks so much.
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: not a soul sinuuSmug
Mr_Horrible: 88 with the 88th month, auspicious
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
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RockPusher: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #8355: "The tongue is the nose of the mouth." —Beej [2022-11-17]
mtvcdm: moooouuuuth
TXC2: oh it's uncomfortable how right Beej is there
RockPusher: The Teeth are still the Teeth of the Teeth
TheAinMAP: Title change.
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #6247: "I'm not your boss, but I will be watching you." —Heather [2019-07-29]
RockPusher: "Your supervisor today: Heather"
RockPusher: Me: *eats second helping of buttered buns* Heather: *tut-tuts and scribbles something down on her clipboard*
RockPusher: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #2625: "Thanks for all that money, LOSERS!" —Paul [2016-05-30]
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RockPusher: Paul quote often far too accurate with regards gaming news
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: Hello Heather, Paul and Beej
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrHEATHER lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ
TXC2: "there are sealions on the land?" "yeap we call them land sealions...I tame them."
RockPusher: Engagement: Engaged
mtvcdm: What do internet cookies taste like
sunmare_bahamut: I want a cookie
mtvcdm: (looks around) omg i have adventurefuls
rosesmcgee: I usually have to ask to not receive an internet cookie
RockPusher: Is a call to action a trick?
Decaped: Stop pranking us with your words, Heather.
rosesmcgee: Lieutenant LT Smash
TheMerricat: It's almost as if anything you say could have been a Simpsons joke by now....
RockPusher: foxmarFIRE
mtvcdm: There are 37 seasons of the Simpsons and 12 good ones
rosesmcgee: The ideal worker, a smile on his face and a song in his heart
Juliamon: approx. 12 good ones
Aceviru: Heather! <3
TXC2: "there's an employee with a song in his heart, and a smile on his lips, promote him"
Akaiatana: We should all have where-Heather friends.
mtvcdm: Everyone appreciates Heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm If you don't, remember tqsKnife are in her closet
RockPusher: tqsFart benginPop hifunkPopcorn hifunkFart
CaptainSpam: Next week, one giant fart SFX is edited in at the start of the episode.
Juliamon: Bagels are not especially gas-inducing
RockPusher: lrrBartleby hifunkFart
TXC2: gotta get LRR to learn about FODMAP in foods
Akaiatana: Beej's Fibre enhanced cereal means he's at least one gigabit
lightfut: Equipped to make a difference 😂😂
mtvcdm: Wouldn't bagels stop you up more than get you loose
RockPusher: I have put the idea of Bartleby farts into the world and am subtly horrified by what I have done…
TXC2: everybody poops
mtvcdm: Can you go behind the waterfall and pet the farting dog
Juliamon: Splitgate, which is not worth mentioning
KWardJenx: Boy, the word, "enhanced," is doing A LOT of work in that sentence, Beej.
TehAmelie: hmm how do hand puppets fart? the regular joke is they have a hand inside them instead of poop. . .
sunmare_bahamut: I think lot of April Fool had farting
RockPusher: "Sales are flagging! What should we do‽" "Slap some farting in it and call it the Enhanced Edition!"
Akaiatana: Things also changed greatly 20 years ago when we switched monitor types from CRTs to flatulence screens
RubikDarkwill: That was Ep589, One Percent Farts on May 29, 2025
RockPusher: You can get eaten and become poop
RockPusher: and then get flushed into the toilet
RockPusher: Wattam is Very Silly™
CaptainSpam: @TehAmelie Now I've got an image in my head of a hand puppet just pneumatically launching off of someone's hand.
sunmare_bahamut: great giant pool
TehAmelie: Gibb's taking off again!
TheMerricat: Beej is thinking of Tasha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie A modified Pokopia credits sequence (no more in case of spoilers)
Thefluffiestguineapig: It just feels like it
TXC2: it just feels like 2020 was 25 years ago :p
RockPusher: Surely Paul jests…
sunmare_bahamut: so it 10 years younger then sonic
TXC2: sunmare_bahamut just like my Grandparents
Juliamon: They made the weeds pretty
RockPusher: lrrSLOTH
Juliamon: Rafflesia
sunmare_bahamut: weed are unwanted plant so if you want them are they not weerd
TXC2: weeds also kill off other pants
TXC2: *plants
RockPusher: Built-in sickle
RockPusher: Give them a hammer and the sloths will (slowly) seize the means of production!
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher "Das (Languid) Kapital"
LordZarano: myhouse dot wad
mtvcdm: It's just, an office, nothing much to look at
ArtDecoSunburn: @Akaiatana Like the old Phil Hartman SNL bit about "Colon Blow" cereal. "More fiber than 5000 bowls of the leading competitor."
Bruceski: "We accidentally used the real code to the back door keypad."
TXC2: I don't recall them doing it on Mine O'clock before that ended
mtvcdm: If someone has done the current moonbase I'm unaware of it
RockPusher: Segment idea for subathon then
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: Everyone in this game has a Ryu Number of 3 or less.
AutonomousZed: Soon James will combine all the moon bases into a super moon base robot!
EvilBadman: please do not dox the PIT
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does Sims count
TXC2: how soon we forget moonbase Delta
BlueMechanic: hack the planet
RockPusher: I prefer Sneakers lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: Are you telling me that your moonbase has wall diamonds in it?
ProcyonFlynn: I don't know how many times I saw that movie before I realized that was Penn
ArtDecoSunburn: I prefer "Sneakers."
Bruceski: The meme is that Hackers is how they see themselves, and Sneakers is how others see them.
TXC2: it's a good bad movie
Julian_Rogue: and Penn Jillet is in it as an admin
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 It's at least one of those three.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn yes
TXC2: hacking is also mostly phone calls :p
RockPusher: +++ath0 <- '90s hacking lrrBEEJ
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh no...Beta!
Laserbeaks_Fury: That how you get Robot Wars
e_bloc: my first job we had a small machine that ejected 50-60 tapes every monday morning via that method...the drawer only held 12 tapes so you would have to go, remove all the tapes, close it and come back 4-5 times
TXC2: most passwords are leaked within weeks of being used, but usually in a hashed format
RockPusher: indeed, a couple of data analysis platforms got popped a while back, they are a gift that keeps on giving
Marvoleath: 1st rule of hacking: it's easier to hack humans than computers
mtvcdm: You don't blast through the locked door, you blast through the normal-ass wall *next* to the locked door
TXC2: Exactly why you don't gate bank robberies any more, Armoured vans are easier
RockPusher: One of the difficulties of security incidents is that the actual full impact often doesn't become apparent until much later
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Laserbeaks_Fury: It almost smacks of planned marketing. They get to look strong for not caving to hackers, and the leak just makes them look good.
Marvoleath: iOS is also more closed platform in comparison to Android, almost like console vs PC
Marvoleath: which means less variables, less testing needed
ArtDecoSunburn: And then there are those of us who still rock Blackberries. I'm watching this on a Key2 on a train.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Marvoleath A walled garden, by intent.
RockPusher: Oh! Beej is Bloop Rinsing‽ lrrBartleby
Decaped: what's the word for walled garden (derogatory)?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so disengaged from all of this. They keep trying to stealth install Luna on my firestick
TXC2: Decaped monopoly Kappa
ArtDecoSunburn: @Decaped An autarky?
TXC2: it's A 3 body problem
BlueMechanic: farting horse testicles? No now we're getting silly
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3 bally problem
e_bloc: its my 3 body problem
RockPusher: Horse testicle physics tweaked so the horses flung into space only some of the time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't go whining about needing to increase the cose of SHIT
Thefluffiestguineapig: *cost
LordZarano: Android has F-Droid for free open source apps. Which also shifts your mindset and willingness to pay money to apps that are similar in quality. Much like on PC
Laserbeaks_Fury: Andthat's why everyone else was trying to chase that dragon
TXC2: ONE cosmetic item in WOW made more money then all of Starcraft 2
RockPusher: I mean Valve has been making Linux gaming viable, I'm happy getting that over HL3
Laserbeaks_Fury: They're making Deadlock right now
Laserbeaks_Fury: One for them, one for us
Thefluffiestguineapig: No one even noticed
TXC2: remember when EA tried to do that? :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: You still have to launch EA games from their storefront, even if you buy them on other platforms
Akaiatana: Panelysts don't make numbers, they make talking
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury grody
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Aceviru: @RockPusher As someone who's had enough of Microsoft's bs, I'm on board
TXC2: patreon: where YOU can become the corporate overlords Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 First command: let's make some guillotines
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig yes
e_bloc: "interesting"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm nothing if not predictable
TXC2: "we made it less incest-y, still a weird power dynamic though..."
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it less? Doesn't seem so
TXC2: Alex has the DLC character privilege
RockPusher: Heather has made note of who turned on the light… we will miss them. lrrBEEJ
TXC2: in Japan, historically, it's VERY common for a person to be adopted by a family, and then marry a "sibling" in that family
goombalax: they looked at porn metrics and went "seems like they enjoy that over there"
Juliamon: The issue isn't the literal blood relations, it's the grooming implications in the situation. Clarifying the blood relations doesn't fix anything.
Aceviru: That explains stuff in media
RockPusher: This story just seems a whole Streisand-effect/coverup-worse-than-crime scenario. If they'd just left it alone and then later on just ignore that continuity I think it wouldn't have blown up.
Marvoleath: @TXC2 How far into history and which societal layers? In Europe in middle ages it was extremely common for highborns to marry their cousins
Akaiatana: The Vague-bus is coming
ghyllnox: Tbqh I'd rather blood siblings who weren't raised together over unrelated people raised as siblings
TXC2: Marvoleath I don't know how far back, but it happened a lot in the upper classes, mostly as a way to secure inheritance/ ownership of a company
TXC2: often an adult man would be adopted as a "son" and then marry their "sister"
ProcyonFlynn: I think there was a Greek trajedy about this stuff
Ms_LadyMix: Yuuuuuup
Ms_LadyMix: As someone with siblings this seriously squicks me out
Thefluffiestguineapig: They might be Irish
Ms_LadyMix: I've never been attracted to someone I've held as a baby, I can say that FIRMLY.
TXC2: given the nature of pedigree collapse, most humans are so related to each other that 2nd cousins isn't much closer :p
TXC2: My Grandparents had a 10 year age gap
kingandcommoner: Remember: Nearly every Jojo main character is a teenager
TheMerricat: @TXC2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukoy%C5%8Dshi - centuries. But it's also slightly relevant to point out this normally happened to adults. They didn't adopt kids to marry into the family.
TheMerricat: :D
TXC2: TheMerricat oh indeed, I'm just saying the idea of "get adopted, marry sister" exists in Japanese culture
EvilBadman: We must consult the brady bunch
BlueMechanic: Jean Reno?
goombalax: Jean Reno?
niccus: luc besson jumpscare
Decaped: thank you Jean Reno for making that movie not terrible
mtvcdm: Ah yes
RatherLargeToad: why did a bad company have to take one of the good names
EvilBadman: They say he's got to go, go go gunzilla
TheMerricat: Chat, just pointing out apparently Neill Blomkamp was involved in this game somehow
RockPusher: "We are the kings of this extremely small pile of dust!" <- cool story gen-AI bro
kingandcommoner: Gundramon?
Bruceski: I'm thinking the Dragun from Gungeon
Laserbeaks_Fury: AKaiju-47
RockPusher: Good trolling Beej
TXC2: Elysium
Laserbeaks_Fury: Elysium
EvilBadman: he did the gran turismo and was attached to a halo thing in limbo forever iirc
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RockPusher: I still suspect we got Pacific Rim because someone couldn't get a live-action Evangelion off the ground
Manae: Gunzilla is just an annihilator battlemech
mtvcdm: They're getting paid, on a timeline that makes sense for the company
Vinewood_OG: Tell that to the landlord
mtvcdm: Only the haters demand to be paid on time
TheMerricat: Net90
e_bloc: sometimes we don't pay people *on time*
Marvoleath: Meanwhile here you can get sued if you are 1 day late on paying ppl, even if the date would be on weekend
RockPusher: "We will dominate the world!…… in our niche industry." "We will murder anyone who stands in our way!…… of giving our customers what they want."
accountmadeforants: The only time I wasn't paid on time, the company went bankrupt shortly afterwards.
e_bloc: that sounds like a bunch of horseshit by someone trying to justify not fulfilling their promises to increase their valuation
TheMerricat: @Marvoleath In _some_ places
RockPusher: Very bond villain coded
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Net90? We're on .NET 10 by now!
TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants :D
e_bloc: delaying cash flows is often done by private equity because they need to show their owners a certain number, and by paying things past due is one way to inflate that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhuh
RockPusher: We have a word for not currently being able to meet your financial obligations - insolvency!
Akaiatana: It's conspicuous, is all
ThorSokar: YEP
mtvcdm: That's a bank run right there, last people to the bank don't get their money
TXC2: sometimes called a standing order
e_bloc: yeah both of those are giant red flags
Snowcookies: Yeah I never see my wage as a pycheck
RockPusher: It's why I respect businesses that call it quits *before* they are insolvent.
Akaiatana: I've had hand-written cheques that then have spelling mistakes that need a couple days to fix
e_bloc: many times direct deposit is actually the cheapest way to pay employees
e_bloc: yeah update your resume
ThorSokar: not getting paid in 3 months when you're a contractor means you can't make your quarterly tax payment because you have no idea what you got paid or if
Akaiatana: "Employees are responsible for ensuring their paycheques are accurate" is a real e-mail I've gotten
goombalax: also saying that pay is not delayed more than a week doesn't mean its only happened once, it might be every month
e_bloc: every position is permanent until its not
mtvcdm: Nope, goodbye
ThorSokar: wow, that's strait up illegal
accountmadeforants: @RockPusher Yeah, I'm reminded of when Gas Powered Games (basically) shut down. (I.e., laid off most people.) They ran a Kickstarter for a new game, saw it wasn't doing well, and just went "welp, this is probably the last possible moment I can still pay everyone's wages and severance, so now's the time to call it quits". Which was reported on a bit negatively at the time, but also, yes, that's the right call to make.
accountmadeforants: What everyone needs to know is the higher the number after "Web", the worse it is. (Yes, that includes Web 2.0)
TXC2: I thought web2.0 was the internet of things :p
Juliamon: that site has a web3 'definition'
ThorSokar: modern "web design" is disgusting and so anti-usabilty it's downright insulting
LordZarano: Web2.0 was just AJAX, right?
Juliamon: which is that it's a marketing term, not an actual thing
ProcyonFlynn: So like how phones have 5G++
mtvcdm: Can we just go to web4 now and can web4 be a kitten-based internet
Vinewood_OG: So, no, then?
ContingentCat: how hard NFTs have failed gives me hope about Gen AI
ThorSokar: well, all those people moved over to the fake AI grift, heh
TXC2: some people have been here 12 years :p
ThorSokar: it was absolutely a grift
Vinewood_OG: Grift was correct
kingandcommoner: The only thing worse than meaningless buzzwords is making things that have very specific use into a buzzword and throwing into places it doesn't belong
RockPusher: ContingentCat unfortunately blockchain had virtually no good real use-cases, the LLM/genAI tech *does* have some actual reasonable use cases buried under an enormous shit pile of overhype, financial malfeasance, and unethical bullshit
TXC2: 3000 new BOT players a day more like :p
ThorSokar: I can believe it's 3000 bots
ThorSokar: composFive TXC2
TXC2 highfives ThorSokar
FalseTails: Hello peeps
LordZarano: I'm not sure the thing about Twitch counting the streamer is actually true, I see 15 people streaming to "0 viewers" right now in the Minecraft category
TXC2: hello FalseTails welcome
Juliamon: Had never heard of them until this week
CaptainSpam: Hadn't heard of them myself, either.
RockPusher: The Allbirds thing is peak AI financial fraud BS
ThorSokar: never heard of them
kingandcommoner: allbirds were comfortable and reasonably priced
CaptainSpam: Granted, my shoes are generally just New Balance, so I may not be the best person to rely upon in terms of knowing about trendy shoes. :D
ContingentCat: oh noooo
Vinewood_OG: SkyNutjob
ThorSokar: oh NOOOOO
RubikDarkwill: It went from $17 to $1
Ms_LadyMix: My husband had Allbirds shares and made like 20 bucks thanks to the Pump lol
Bruceski: 600 down to 3 up to 18
Bruceski: if I mathed right
Ms_LadyMix: (He wanted a share named BIRD)
2 raiders from Ravynn have joined!
RockPusher: What's the bet a bunch of investors cashed out the day they announced the pivot lrrBEEJ
TXC2: hello raiders
Ravynn: Yooooo friends
Ms_LadyMix: Hi Ravynn! <3
couchboyj: They said they were going to build/manage data centers, iirc
Vinewood_OG: "Legal"
Ravynn: Ms_LadyMix Yooooo
RockPusher: The allbirds thing is all the confirmation you need that this meme is 100% accurate - https://i.postimg.cc/0NZLvWCY/4cbb2ed88b0afd46.jpg
EvilBadman: long island ice tea is a mix of a buncha of liquors that looks like iced tea
goombalax: most long island recipes don't have iced tea in them
Juliamon: KH4tnite
RockPusher: Somewhere Jordan sheds a single tear rayfkKing
RatherLargeToad: I e heard rumors that it’s Star Wars based, which makes a lot more sense
TXC2: right chat I'm off
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
ThorSokar: I think it would be hilarious if KH4 just SUCKS even worse than normal KH games, and they Epic can 100% make that happen
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather, Paul and Beej
SquareDotCube: Fortnite isn't friendslop
TheMerricat: Night @txc2 !
Vinewood_OG: Like they did Antireal
MungoDude: Marathon already ripped off a bunch of artwork
Tiber727: You couldn't tell the enemies apart in a KH extraction shooter because everyone wears black robes.
EvilBadman: Amusingly the Save the World mode is free now
SquareDotCube: Escape from Tapir
MungoDude: extraction fireball!
Vinewood_OG: Disneyworld parking simulator, or as we called it Dead Rising
RockPusher: Magic: The Extractioning
Decaped: I want to loot Magic Cards out of extraction loot boxes
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ThorSokar: damn
Vinewood_OG: Ouch
TheMerricat: @Decaped Knowing WotC you'd loot mana and that's how you'd pay for temporary cards....
ThorSokar: ALSO the only way to get RAM
niccus: instead of battle royale circles, a planeswalker is tapping your land for mana and you have to get out
ekplayscards: hey chatters!
ekplayscards: hey chillers!
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RatherLargeToad: “The ticking sound is normal”
Vinewood_OG: Thanks, I hate it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.o
RockPusher: Cool box
7gorobei: least pragmatic packaging ever
CaptainSpam: If that's reusable, that could be pretty sick.
TheMerricat: I'm sure Ian and Alex could pound one of those out for you.
RockPusher: I'm sure Ian & Alex could wrangle one up from scratch
TheMerricat: @RockPusher Jynx :D
mtvcdm: What is this mystery ticking box
Juliamon: The bonus badge set
ThorSokar: So does that mean Pokemon "legos" are now 2-8x the price?
e_bloc: but together the eevie set the other weekend, it was really well done
mtvcdm: However much product you think it will take to undercut the scalpers, you're wrong and you need more.
DeM0nFiRe: I think they do that for every set, they put the manuals online for free. And they have an app for them too
kingandcommoner: they used to make games, right?
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EvilBadman: Everyone vacuums in space, very clean.
Marvoleath: Hey, only like 3 ppl died in space so far
Invitare: space is only cold if you're in shadow
Tiber727: In space I have yet to hear anyone scream.
Juliamon: In space, nobody can catch you breaking labour laws
TheAinMAP: benginOh benginNo
Vinewood_OG: "Slavery with extra steps"
ghyllnox: Bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
ghyllnox: Bad dog LUL
jadielady: "technically" is doing a lot of work in that sentence
ThorSokar: That is NOT a good sentence
kingandcommoner: there are no bad dogs, only bad owners
RatherLargeToad: “Look, The rules don’t say a dog can’t be the CEO”
MungoDude: it could be worse, e.g. "we're not breaking any *technical* laws, only non-technical ones"
Vinewood_OG: "Legally"
ghyllnox: If you're paying your employees a living, competitive wage and then there's bonuses available for extra work, that's not "we have to crunch"
RockPusher: I appreciate Beej getting the brand of drink mix correct :D
Invitare: you don't bother with the bag. Waste of a bag
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MungoDude Just the laws saying to treat people like human beings
ThorSokar: The loop-hole they use in the US is to label everyone an "engineer" which means they can work you 80/hrs a week pay you for 40, and technically that's "legal"
CaptainSpam: "As an inspector, I have to point out that you are beating certain employees with hammers..." "Company culture! Can't touch it!"
Vinewood_OG: Ice Bullet™️
RatherLargeToad: I did crunch for a game once, but I got time and a half overtime and was young and single, so didn’t mind doing it the one time
ContingentCat: unions of murder are the only options yup
ContingentCat: *or
RatherLargeToad: but perpetually is nuts
ThorSokar: "everyone on earth didn't buy 2 copies" - "we missed our projected target"
CaptainSpam: Yacht Owners' Club: Weirdly in the middle of the plains. Nobody knows why. Kappa
jadielady: orcas can't get you on the streets (yet)
kingandcommoner: the ocean is too socialist. the orca's unionized
mtvcdm: Nah, I never watched Street Sharks
NorthstarTex: "OMG I need the newer yacht, the newer model that GabeN got and I am so jelly that he has it and not me and some ass hole orcas sank my last yacht"
LordZarano: Except Devolver, who are releasing a game at the exact same time as GTA6. On purpose
RatherLargeToad: Street Yachter 6
Vinewood_OG: Even I'm over it. lrrSLOTH
ThorSokar: and, what if GTA6 sucks?
LordZarano: Of the games released on that date I'm probably a lot more likely to play whatever Devolver does than a GTA
Vinewood_OG: I'm not opposed to spite.
RatherLargeToad: Grand Theft Otto. Set in WW1
Vinewood_OG: RDR is still big and I don't have TB.
ThorSokar: GTA, but you just go Bowling every time your cousin calls
Vinewood_OG: @ThorSokar Cousin Roman!
ThorSokar: @Vinewood_OG I'm glad the joke worked for at least 1 person
CaptainSpam: I think I recall a Vice City mod they had on a GDQ just for a joke, where it was the story of Vice City but everybody was well-adjusted and not hair-trigger psychopaths, and the game's over in like ten minutes.
ThorSokar: hahaha
Vinewood_OG: lrrLUL lrrLUL
RatherLargeToad: I do not want to be a stomach baby
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Kojima has a type
Vinewood_OG: Nobody, now.
couchboyj: Nathan Fillion says "I once lost a casting call for a "Nathan Fillion" type" in the intro to his podcast :p
TheMerricat: Reminder, Charlie Chaplain entered and lost a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
RockPusher: Carlin as Cardinal Glick in Dogma was some inspired casting :D
Vinewood_OG: "Am I to understand that Trix are exclusively for children"
GapFiller: hmm what wd happen if any of The Crew entered a LRR Crew lookalike contest
GapFiller: wd Beej eg lose a Beej lookalike contest
RockPusher: I'd have to shave tho…
EvilBadman: We've seen threej
RockPusher: Beej, grow a beard!
RubikDarkwill: Loose to Threej
RockPusher: lrrBEEJ
ThorSokar: I mean threej already happened
Juliamon: It's not like LRR hasn't had people mistake two crew before
Marvoleath: that just asks for a Beej drop
Julian_Rogue: My favorite is when there's like a retirement gag? when they had the whole SNL skit do different Jim Carry impressions
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, wanna watch LRR play CUBE? James's Cube by Benjamin Wheeler? Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:00 PM PDT (46m from now).
RockPusher: hifunkPopcorn hifunkFart lrrCOW
Vinewood_OG: maisie17Concerned
mtvcdm: !patreon
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mtvcdm: !store
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kingandcommoner: technically, you can do that every time
mtvcdm: !bluesky
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mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
RockPusher: Grease 2 would probably be improved with an Electric Boogaloo
Vinewood_OG: The Legend of Curly's Gold
EvilBadman: Grease 2: Italy
Bruceski: Grease 2: that weird skin that develops
TheAinMAP: braven10PRISM
RatherLargeToad: A Deckmaster Game
7gorobei: like a perfume
RockPusher: James's Cube by Benjamin Wheeler, formerly known as The Boomer Cube
ContingentCat: braven10PRISM
LordZarano: "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" has had such an outsized impact on culture
EvilBadman: A Spike Lee joint
couchboyj: Its a 2010s cube, boomer cube would be 90s and early 2000s
RatherLargeToad: The Cube Formerly Known as Boomer
MungoDude: thinks go boom
TheMerricat: The Cube formally known as Boomer.
ProcyonFlynn: Language evolves and collapses in under the weight of the implications of words and meaning.
TheMerricat: @RatherLargeToad I seem to be in sync with a lot of chat today. :D
Snowcookies: Rhythm Cafe secret stream
Juliamon: Sometimes you want to play a certain genre
TheMerricat: Deck builder Roguelike.
Juliamon: Nelly is threatening to crash it
ProcyonFlynn: Oh no ... have fun.
Foxmar320: Battle Golf is great
EvilBadman: Graham and James never being able to have an ep is a running gag
ThorSokar: AND you can beat each other with golf clubs and other implements
ballesta25: I don't remember that. I don't think it happened.
CaptainSpam: gasp
RatherLargeToad: Spire remains stubbornly un-slayed
Juliamon: No, it actually filled the timeslot almost perfectly
Vinewood_OG: 15!
ghyllnox: LUL
7gorobei: minus podcast
RatherLargeToad: they did die a lot, and I’m not sure it counted time for those
Vinewood_OG: 2nd generator NotLikeThis
couchboyj: Adam lost a reasonable amount of time to not saving enough
ghyllnox: There were also some runbacks
Foxmar320: RE9 is goofy fun
ThorSokar: Ben's gonna have fun with all the spiders in that game
Marvoleath: !league
Juliamon: oh right, meant to set that command for subs
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Juliamon: there you go Marvoleath it should work now
TheMerricat: !league
LRRbot: Secrets of Strixhaven Sealed League standings and info available here: https://lrr.cc/sosleague
RockPusher: lrrAWESOME
Marvoleath: @Juliamon cheers
DoodlestheGreat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, wanna watch LRR play CUBE? James's Cube by Benjamin Wheeler? Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:00 PM PDT (36m from now).
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ProcyonFlynn: RaccAttack
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ProcyonFlynn! (Today's storm count: 11)
Juliamon: (I think it was set mod-only while we were having issues with the site)
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart
TheMerricat: Is the set's code actually sos? :D
DoodlestheGreat: All the ways we do, and all the ways we don't.
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat Yes, Secrets of Strixhaven
Marvoleath: the commander set is SOC
Marvoleath: :D